July 30, 2012
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Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 30, 2012 11:55 AM (71LDo)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 30, 2012 11:57 AM (d/5qf)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 30, 2012 11:59 AM (71LDo)
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2012 11:59 AM (z+Xap)
Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2012 11:59 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2012 12:01 PM (z+Xap)
Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2012 12:01 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: trapeze at July 30, 2012 12:02 PM (CPLlm)
Posted by: president o'bumbles at July 30, 2012 12:02 PM (vDl/w)
I support the message, of course, but ... still not clear if this was bad on purpose with a cheesy wink-wink ... or a sincere attempt to reach out to black America.
The early 80s rap stylings have to be a joke right? But he never winked at the camera. He seemed all serious with his throwback style.
Posted by: FlatBush Joe at July 30, 2012 12:07 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 30, 2012 12:07 PM (j1gX1)
Posted by: © Sponge at July 30, 2012 12:08 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 30, 2012 12:10 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 30, 2012 12:10 PM (9Q7Nu)
The 80's style is simply easier to do, hell I can do it passably with a couple tries. If it's true that the guy is a small business owner, do you think he has a lot of time to keep his rapping top notch?
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 30, 2012 12:10 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2012 12:10 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at July 30, 2012 12:12 PM (+lsX1)
Smack it up flip it rub it down oh nooo....
Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2012 12:12 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: Killerdog at July 30, 2012 12:13 PM (oMiXW)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 30, 2012 12:13 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2012 12:14 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 30, 2012 12:14 PM (ZAYlH)
This wasn't meant to be funny. This was meant as a serious bit of outreach.
The guy who makes these vids has made a bunch of others. Clearly he wants to be a kinda rapping Allen West. And good for him.
But he's clearly a fairly atypical black guy who has made it his mission in life to try and covert the 95% of blacks who vote Dem that they are being used. And he's decided to convince them using his "authentic" rap stylings.
God love him. It's kinda cringe-worthy. He's doing his best. He clearly doesn't have a tremendous natural gift for this kind of thing, but he does an ok job. And he's middle-aged so he's influenced by the style of rap that was popular when he was a kid.
I imagine that his church group that helped launch these vids also has their one japanese member draw some anime about how Obama no longer possesses the power of magical cyborg cuteness to be president.
Posted by: FlatBush Joe at July 30, 2012 12:15 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at July 30, 2012 12:15 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at July 30, 2012 12:15 PM (ZMzpb)
When you've lost Nate Smoove?
You've lost the Black Christian rappers, apparently.
Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2012 12:16 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: We're all targets of the left at July 30, 2012 12:18 PM (HOOye)
This is pretty great, actually.
Barky and his cheerleaders in the media, who try to censor any criticism of him....as "racist".....are really insulting all Black people as a whole.
BHO is a con man, who uses Blacks as human shields.
Criticism of Barky's blatant lies, hypocrisy, favoritism and socialist policies....is not racist.
And calling it that implies that all Black people are the same way.
Posted by: wheatie at July 30, 2012 12:18 PM (mtRB0)
Posted by: derit at July 30, 2012 12:19 PM (ruiF1)
I'll file that in my mental image catalogue next to Celine Dion playing air guitar.
Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2012 12:19 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: we're all in this to win at July 30, 2012 12:20 PM (HOOye)
I went to the doctor
I went to the White House
Obama's bad for lesbians
Despite his support for gay marriage
I spent 4 years prostrate to his higher mind
Got my Breitbart, now I'm free
The less I seek support from the Gay Mafia
Closer I am to fiiiiiiiiiiiine
Voting Republicaaaaaaaan
Posted by: FlatBush Joe at July 30, 2012 12:22 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: the doc is in the house at July 30, 2012 12:23 PM (HOOye)
Posted by: two women and a couple guitars at July 30, 2012 12:25 PM (HOOye)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at July 30, 2012 12:26 PM (YmPwQ)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at July 30, 2012 12:26 PM (+lsX1)
NTTAWWT
IYKWIMAITTYD
Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 30, 2012 12:27 PM (sbV1u)
Posted by: two women and a couple guitars at July 30, 2012 04:25 PM (HOOye)
Good for you.
They make me want to put my head through a plate glass window.
Posted by: © Sponge at July 30, 2012 12:27 PM (UK9cE)
That was, how do the kids say it now? Da Bomb.
Posted by: Ted McGinley at July 30, 2012 12:27 PM (QKKT0)
It was a warm night along the banks of Chatahoochie River, that runs lazily through Seattle. I had just left the highrise office of Dr. Manbatter, and was lost in the glow of our love and the stinging in my ass from his exertions.
Suddenly the sound of the local Calypso music, which Seattle is know for, began to enter my conciousness. As I rounded the corner of Pennsylvania Ave I began to discern the distinct sound of voices. I forgot the discomfort of my backside, momentarily, as I was confronted with the sights and sounds of rappers in front of the Chick-Fil-A.
Suddenly all thought's of what a naughty girl I had been was gone! What had disquited so? My God! in one voice they were saying; The Bro's Gotta Go!
Posted by: Lazy Writer Chick at July 30, 2012 12:28 PM (Q500N)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 30, 2012 12:28 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Soona at July 30, 2012 12:29 PM (S0jAR)
I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast
Take a piece of bread put it in the slot,
Push down the lever and the wires gets hot,
I get toast.
YEAH TOAST!
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 30, 2012 12:29 PM (L7hol)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 30, 2012 12:29 PM (j1gX1)
Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at July 30, 2012 12:30 PM (kXoT0)
and I said hey what's going on
and I say hey-ey-ey.... (uh! uu-uuhu-huhuuuu...)
I said hey what's going on
jodel-di-dodel indeed.
Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2012 12:31 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: Redd at July 30, 2012 12:32 PM (Lia1Q)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at July 30, 2012 12:32 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: General Zod at July 30, 2012 12:33 PM (2+bRt)
And I would love to see that video.
And I'm sure there is some 43 year old Southern Democrat who's making a bad ripoff of Garth Brooks I Got Friends in Low Places (Who Vote for Obama) as way to win back the southern white male vote.
Posted by: FlatBush Joe at July 30, 2012 12:33 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 30, 2012 12:33 PM (ZAYlH)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at July 30, 2012 12:34 PM (wnif0)
That's one peace maker big black shaggy dog. Too bad the potus candidates play the cats' roles.
Posted by: passive aggressive at July 30, 2012 12:34 PM (BAnPT)
John's got a strong pimp hand.
Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2012 12:34 PM (KXm42)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: General Zod at July 30, 2012 04:33 PM (2+bRt)
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Don't be sad. I've heard they're reinstating "Def Comedy Jam" just for Sheriff Joe.
Posted by: Soona at July 30, 2012 12:36 PM (S0jAR)
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No losin' Slow Joe out of the media limelight whether he's in office or out. That gaffin' mouth of his speaks as stupidly as his comedic relief act.
Posted by: passive aggressive at July 30, 2012 12:36 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: Naqamel at July 30, 2012 12:37 PM (UMwMT)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at July 30, 2012 12:37 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 30, 2012 12:38 PM (ZAYlH)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 30, 2012 12:39 PM (ZAYlH)
Fo' shizzle, dog.
Posted by: Ted McGinley at July 30, 2012 12:40 PM (QKKT0)
I don't understand the appeal of beach volleyball
It's okay. I'll appreciate it enough for me and you. And that person over there. Possibly a minor subcontinent or two.
Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 30, 2012 12:40 PM (VtjlW)
I'm so old school, whenever someone says "bro" I think of my biological brothers... you know, the guys with the same mom and dad as me!
It takes me some unspecified fraction of a second before I realize we're not talking about the same things. And then I lose interest.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2012 12:40 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: nickless plover at July 30, 2012 12:42 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at July 30, 2012 12:44 PM (SsG4J)
I don't understand the appeal of beach volleyball, with all that sand getting... down there.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 30, 2012 04:38 PM (ZAYlH)
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Men and women's volleyball does prove one point though. It takes five women to accomplish to what only two men do. (I'm denouncing myself now)
Posted by: Soona at July 30, 2012 12:45 PM (S0jAR)
Seriously, I think he messes up when he talks about food stamps. His message might get through to a few, until they hear that and tune him out. The entitlement mentality will take a generation to alter. If ever.
See for example the recent scam in which thousands were taken in because they believed that the gubmint was going to pay their electric bills. The scam worked better than expected because people were rushing to spread the 'good news' by word of mouth.
Appeals to economic growth, patriotism and the Constitution -- good
Taking on entitlements -- works of the devil
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 30, 2012 12:45 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Hal Burton at July 30, 2012 12:46 PM (iYvMQ)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at July 30, 2012 12:46 PM (+lsX1)
Heh...started off a little lame, stuck with it...glad I did. I wouldn't even call BHO a "Bro" - "Ho" yes, Bro NO!
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Check out the Twitters...there is a large contigent of young black people who aren't buying what Barky is selling. Preference cascade fer sure, look for the Prizzy's numbers among blacks to take a hit.
Posted by: dananjcon at July 30, 2012 12:47 PM (eavT+)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 30, 2012 12:47 PM (ZAYlH)
What's with all the empty seats at the Olympics?
--- People aren't interested enough to pay the inflated prices for spectator seats?
--- Or is this their version of "tight security"? ...Just keep those pesky spectators out of there.
Posted by: wheatie at July 30, 2012 12:48 PM (mtRB0)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell lookin in Oprah's window at July 30, 2012 12:49 PM (5UU+7)
Voting for him is something I would
(... not ... do)
If you ... are black like me
Then you'll support the Tea Party
I say to all the people of color
Vote for Romney even though he's duller
Rappity-rap a rip-rap-rapper
Voting Democrat is like getting the clap(per)
Rippity-rap the rap sensation
Just say no to the Dem(ocrat) plantation
Yaaaay! Rap! Rippity-rap!!
(This ad produced by RepublicansWhoHaven'tListenedToPopularMusicSince1983)
Posted by: Rapping Republican at July 30, 2012 12:49 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2012 12:50 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: derit at July 30, 2012 12:53 PM (ruiF1)
DNC wants to make it a party of the party platform.
I hope they go with that hard.
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Thats going to be a big hit with the black churches and assumedly the congregations. How do you like your plantation now?
Posted by: Hal Burton at July 30, 2012 12:53 PM (iYvMQ)
Yes! We need more black kids doing double-takes when older whites break out into freestyle rap. That was always funny from 1981-1993. That was never not funny. Not a single time.
Posted by: Rapping Republican at July 30, 2012 12:55 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2012 12:55 PM (XYqlG)
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at July 30, 2012 01:25 PM (8BaAK)
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Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 30, 2012 11:55 AM (71LDo)