January 03, 2012
— Monty

The Daily DOOM will be remaining on hiatus until next week at the earliest due to factors beyond my control. As much as I enjoy bringing stories of financial perfidy, failure, and catastrophe to the Moron Horde, real-life work intrudes and since that gig pays my bills, it only makes financial sense to screw you guys instead.
Happy New Year, Morons.
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Posted by: elizabethe is all in for Perry at January 03, 2012 04:48 AM (T03Ll)
Posted by: Swanny at January 03, 2012 04:49 AM (ZthpO)
Posted by: Cajun Carrot at January 03, 2012 04:51 AM (zHl9z)
Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2012 04:56 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: ParisParamus at January 03, 2012 04:56 AM (ZAb2E)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 03, 2012 04:57 AM (PAyD5)
Reasons to Re-Elect Barack Hussein Obama.
Plus "NO MORE Signing Statements, Ever!" - BHO Campaign Commitment!
Posted by: Mister Money at January 03, 2012 04:57 AM (wN82N)
Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 04:58 AM (zLeKL)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2012 04:59 AM (UTq/I)
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 03, 2012 05:00 AM (t3mKS)
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2012 05:01 AM (U9Spd)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:01 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 08:58 AM (zLeKL)
Yup, only worry if you own a gun, like to go camping, are an NRA member, a US Veteran, live in the countryside, or are a Republican.
Posted by: Mister Money at January 03, 2012 05:01 AM (wN82N)
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2012 05:03 AM (U9Spd)
Posted by: phoenixgirl all in for perry at January 03, 2012 05:05 AM (Ho2rs)
Posted by: Larouchepac at January 03, 2012 05:05 AM (PAyD5)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 03, 2012 05:06 AM (ndlFj)
Posted by: phoenixgirl all in for perry at January 03, 2012 05:06 AM (Ho2rs)
Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 05:07 AM (zLeKL)
Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at January 03, 2012 05:08 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 05:09 AM (TCgts)
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 05:09 AM (yAor6)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:09 AM (niZvt)
Rand had always been careful to distance himself ideologically from Crazy Old Dad... But now he's suddenly morphed into Stinky Ron's chief spokesman. I don't think that will help Rand's long term political prospects.
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 09:09 AM (niZvt)
Rand has been showing signs of becoming the Ron Paul of the Senate
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 05:10 AM (yAor6)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at January 03, 2012 05:10 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Mister Money at January 03, 2012 05:12 AM (wN82N)
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 05:13 AM (yAor6)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:14 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2012 05:14 AM (hiMsy)
Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 05:14 AM (zLeKL)
Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at January 03, 2012 05:14 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2012 05:14 AM (YdQQY)
Why is it that so many people who are otherwise right about financial matters (especially the Fed) are anti-Semites? Is it the old (and, by 'old' I mean, 'I thought we'd done away with this stereotype') "Bankers = JOOOOOOS!" thing?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at January 03, 2012 05:15 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 05:15 AM (TCgts)
Kinda funny as every person interviewed or featured is 100 percent sure their guy will win, until the very end when they put on a happy face after finishing 4th.
no one will drop out after tonight, Iowa is losing relevance quick even if Mitt (as I predict) wins tonight
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 05:15 AM (yAor6)
Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2012 05:16 AM (YdQQY)
Please.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at January 03, 2012 05:16 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: phoenixgirl all in for perry at January 03, 2012 05:17 AM (Ho2rs)
Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at January 03, 2012 09:14 AM (RD7QR)
Santorum will crash post-Iowa (Thank God), Newt might rebound in SC, Romney might surge there soon, Bachmann wil have a horrible performance but will stay so she can continue to be a stalking horse for Romney
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 05:17 AM (yAor6)
Posted by: Get off of my lawn at January 03, 2012 05:18 AM (E7yM+)
Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2012 05:19 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2012 09:16 AM (YdQQY)
me and Vic agree on something, a rare thing
SC hasnt been polled in ages, Id love to see some new numbers from there
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 05:19 AM (yAor6)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:20 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2012 05:20 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Get off of my lawn at January 03, 2012 09:18 AM (E7yM+)
Well, you know, we live in an old house with only one bathroom and sometimes the urge to go just comes over you...wait, are you in PA?
Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at January 03, 2012 05:20 AM (RD7QR)
If it had been in my yard it sure as hell wouldn't be squishy. It would be frozen solid. It still below 32 out there now 2 hours after sunrise.
Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2012 05:20 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: phoenixgirl all in for perry at January 03, 2012 05:21 AM (Ho2rs)
Posted by: The Law Offices of Class Action Shakedown, Inc. at January 03, 2012 05:21 AM (ijjAe)
Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 05:22 AM (TCgts)
Posted by: Rick Perry who knows real men scoop the poop at January 03, 2012 05:22 AM (E7yM+)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2012 05:22 AM (hiMsy)
Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at January 03, 2012 05:23 AM (RD7QR)
The comment feature is a little hard to use but if I can figure it out....
Posted by: Pecos, at January 03, 2012 05:23 AM (2Gb0y)
Anyone post a link to "Holder Math" already?
Link in my name is 20% more annoying than you think it will be...
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 03, 2012 05:24 AM (XdlcF)
But he's older than Grandpa Muenster now, gals!
I'm an ideological purest. I would like to elect the most conservative guy I could find. Speaking of that: Ken Cucchinelli is hot too.
Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 05:24 AM (TCgts)
The anti-war marches and the black unrest were actually funded by the Soviets through the Albanian communist Party.
Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2012 05:25 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:26 AM (niZvt)
Oh and come on Perry. A third place win would be big. Romney will sweep NH and it is likely that Bachmann will drop out after a last place finish in Iowa. They will lessen the split between the conservative vote and increase his chances of doing well in the later states.
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2012 05:26 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2012 09:25 AM (YdQQY)
I'd be interested in seeing a link for that. I knew that KGB active measures had a hand in some of that, but the Albanian angle is new to me.
Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at January 03, 2012 05:27 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 05:27 AM (TCgts)
Romney will sweep NH and it is likely that Bachmann will drop out after a last place finish in Iowa.
I think Bachmann would stay on and help her man Romney to the very end, she's sold her soul months ago
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 05:27 AM (yAor6)
Well, stereotypes come into existence for a reason, and it is absolutely true that the only international bankers- for centuries, really- were the Jews. The various Arabic peoples didn't have the money, or the commercial ties to do so; the Europeans were the ones doing the borrowing (also, the Church frowned upon lending money at interest, and when you're talking about European Monarchs, lending w/o interest may as well have been called "a gift."). So the only people who could lend the money and would do so were the Jews.
And it's true that, because of a variety of issues, they charged fairly punitive interest, even by today's standards. No the least of those issues was simply the cost of delivering the money in the first place (since everyone worked with actual bullion or coin for so long, lending money was highly dangerous).
So the "Bankers = Teh JOOOOOS!" was a valid stereotype for a long time.
But that's not true anymore (you're more likely to find them in Jewelry or the medical professions, as I understand it).
As for conflating the Communists with the Jews... ummm... I guess so? I don't see how that works, but I'll take your word for it.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at January 03, 2012 05:27 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2012 05:28 AM (7vSU0)
I'd be interested in seeing a link
for that. I knew that KGB active measures had a hand in some of that,
but the Albanian angle is new to me.
Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at January 03, 2012 09:27 AM (RD7QR)
I don't have a link. I just remember seeing it in some kind of report that referenced the FBI.
Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2012 05:29 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:29 AM (niZvt)
Blame blogger.
If I make enough money for it to be self-financing (roughly $30/mo or so) I can take it to a private host, and make the whole thing considerably better.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at January 03, 2012 05:29 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at January 03, 2012 05:30 AM (ijjAe)
here's an article re anticipated retail returns, and how it will cut further into retail profit margins (to the extent they even exist!).
enjoy!
(would not allow me to post link. oh well.)
Posted by: Vergeltung at January 03, 2012 05:30 AM (jttPx)
>>Wonder what the demographics of the Albanian Communists were? Was Albania behind the iron curtain?
Hm that's a good question. I don't know. They certainly were cut off from the Soviet Union as they were surrounded by Yugoslavia which was communist but not affiliated with the Soviet Union
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2012 05:31 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at January 03, 2012 09:29 AM (8y9MW)
new competition in the blog wars? oh shit
Posted by: AuthorLMendez Channeling Ace & The Co-Bloggers at January 03, 2012 05:31 AM (yAor6)
Posted by: Scandi Furniture at January 03, 2012 05:32 AM (TVIgM)
Posted by: Hugh Jass at January 03, 2012 05:32 AM (TVIgM)
No, I'm calling YOU a liar.
Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 09:14 AM (zLeKL)
Well, I guess that resolves it then. I must be wrong about the NDAA, there is nothing to worry about, I guess I'll just move along, nothing to see there at all.
The politicians must be lying again when they say this act can be used against a US citizen who can be deemed a terrorist without proof, and can be held indefintely as a result. And the DHS documents that specify who can be identified as a terrorist are all misprints. And the Obama signing statement, where in he does say he has the power to do this but will not use it, must have the valid weight of Law. After all he has never broken a promise before. Nor a law.
Golly, I sure was confused, glad to be straightened out.
Posted by: Mister Money at January 03, 2012 05:32 AM (wN82N)
I'd hardly say 2 posts a week (in a normal week) is "competition" in any real sense.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at January 03, 2012 05:34 AM (8y9MW)
Sweet mother of Christ, go take some bong hits and hang out at Stormfront instead, m'kay?
Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at January 03, 2012 05:34 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at January 03, 2012 09:34 AM (8y9MW)
folks gotta start somewhere
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 05:35 AM (yAor6)
Posted by: Mister Money at January 03, 2012 05:36 AM (wN82N)
Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at January 03, 2012 05:36 AM (RD7QR)
>>I think Bachmann would stay on and help her man Romney to the very end, she's sold her soul months ago
It's hard to stay on with no money. Campaigns are expensive and she's going to be dead last in NH as well. She put all her apples in the Iowa basket. If she can't even place in the top 5, then what's the point of continuing. Besides, she can help Romney by dropping out and endorsing him. It won't cost her anything, he'll probably pay off her campaign debt, and she'll get to travel around the country with him to events and increase her name recognition.
I predict she drops out if she comes in last in Iowa, which is a real possibility.
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2012 05:37 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Vergeltung at January 03, 2012 05:37 AM (jttPx)
>>I'd hardly say 2 posts a week (in a normal week) is "competition" in any real sense
If you double post each, then you're up to 4 posts. It's the HQ way.
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2012 05:38 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Mr Pink at January 03, 2012 05:39 AM (W/RCd)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:41 AM (niZvt)
I'd just have to "break out" completely (and completely unexpectedly) to do that. I've got my real job (even if it's easy and boring at the moment) that pays my actual bills. The blogging thing is just because I see a niche that I think I can fill.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at January 03, 2012 05:41 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: IreneFingIrene at January 03, 2012 05:42 AM (JNqU9)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at January 03, 2012 05:42 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:43 AM (niZvt)
What the hell has happened to this blog, anyway, allowing the degenerate snow-wops to come in here and hawk their devil meatballs? You freakin' snow-mobile lovin', lutefisk-eatin', ski-tog wearin' Bergman movie-watchin' Glacier-suckin' walrus-humpin' artic albino-lovin' pus-bags!
Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 05:43 AM (MMC8r)
I predict she drops out if she comes in last in Iowa, which is a real possibility.
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2012 09:37 AM (wuv1c)
is Huntsman on the ballot in Iowa? if he is I think he'll come last
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 05:44 AM (yAor6)
I got some doom for ya: the next President is most likely going to be SCOAMF, Rombley, or Grinton.
Posted by: IreneFingIrene at January 03, 2012 09:42 AM (JNqU9)
Not so fast! Don't forget about us!
Posted by: Zombie Mayans/Meteor Apocalypse 2012!!! at January 03, 2012 05:44 AM (D5hxK)
Posted by: IreneFingIrene at January 03, 2012 09:42 AM (JNqU9)
I tend to agree but a lot of folks aren't giving up the fight and things could still get interesting, though I doubt it
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 05:44 AM (yAor6)
Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at January 03, 2012 05:45 AM (RD7QR)
Won't it be funny if the Mayans are right?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at January 03, 2012 05:45 AM (8y9MW)
That would be an interesting world to live in. Challenging and stressful as hell, granted, but probably more rewarding than the tarded-down crapheap we're stuck with now...
Posted by: I'm AoSHQ's DarkLord©, and I approve this f---ery at January 03, 2012 05:45 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at January 03, 2012 05:45 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at January 03, 2012 09:45 AM (RD7QR)
I really think the dude is in complete denial, when Santorum and Paul have had their surges before you...
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 05:46 AM (yAor6)
is Huntsman on the ballot in Iowa? if he is I think he'll come last
Why don't all the TRUE-AMERICAN LIBERTARIANS latch on to Gary Johnson instead of Der Paulenfuhrer? Is it Ron Paul's natural charisma? Or is the promise of free pot not as sexy without the racist anti-semitic Bilderberger conspiracy lunacy?
Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 05:46 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Holocaust Industry GTFO at January 03, 2012 09:32 AM (TVIgM)
Is this a sock? It's just too absurd...
Seldom have "myths" been so well documented. So, were the buckets and buckets full of gold teeth, and the ledgers with extermination numbers myths as well? How about the two train car loads of Krupp documents detailing their slave labor program?
Give it a rest. Denying obvious truths isn't going to fool anybody around here.
Posted by: Reactionary at January 03, 2012 05:47 AM (xUM1Q)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:47 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: phoenixgirl all in for perry at January 03, 2012 05:47 AM (Ho2rs)
Why don't all the TRUE-AMERICAN LIBERTARIANS latch on to Gary Johnson instead of Der Paulenfuhrer? Is it Ron Paul's natural charisma? Or is the promise of free pot not as sexy without the racist anti-semitic Bilderberger conspiracy lunacy?
Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 09:46 AM (MMC8r)
Paul has a cult behind him, Johnson never could beat that
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 05:47 AM (yAor6)
Because they've figured out the Libertarian Party will never win a National Election. The Republican Party can.
They don't realize that the reason the LP can't win a national election is that only about 20% (if that) of the American People really identify with their platform, and most of those are Republicans.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at January 03, 2012 05:48 AM (8y9MW)
Why don't all the TRUE-AMERICAN
LIBERTARIANS latch on to Gary Johnson instead of Der Paulenfuhrer? Is
it Ron Paul's natural charisma? Or is the promise of free pot not as
sexy without the racist anti-semitic Bilderberger conspiracy lunacy?
Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 09:46 AM (MMC8r)
They want the heroin too. No smack, no peace, dude.
Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at January 03, 2012 05:48 AM (RD7QR)
Yeah, what IS the reason for Huntsman to still be in?
I stand by my theory that he'll replace Biden as the VP pick.
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 03, 2012 05:50 AM (XdlcF)
Well, yes, but what would you do with a gun pointed at your children's heads?
Posted by: Jewish Concentration Camp Prisoner w/ a shovel at January 03, 2012 05:50 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2012 05:51 AM (/ZZCn)
______
Paul's secret is eyebrow toupees made from hair of Hypnotoad.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 03, 2012 05:53 AM (6fER6)
Posted by: a flying monkey in the wiz of oz at January 03, 2012 05:54 AM (W3CIW)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:55 AM (niZvt)
Oh, now we're spamming for the SCANDIS, huh?
What the hell has happened to this blog, anyway, allowing the degenerate snow-wops to come in here and hawk their devil meatballs? You freakin' snow-mobile lovin', lutefisk-eatin', ski-tog wearin' Bergman movie-watchin' Glacier-suckin' walrus-humpin' artic albino-lovin' pus-bags!
Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 09:43 AM (MMC8r)
Chill out. Ikea made the greatest Scandi advertisement ever!Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 03, 2012 06:02 AM (7+pP9)
102 Oh, now we're spamming for the SCANDIS, huh?
What the hell has happened to this blog, anyway, allowing the degenerate snow-wops to come in here and hawk their devil meatballs? You freakin' snow-mobile lovin', lutefisk-eatin', ski-tog wearin' Bergman movie-watchin' Glacier-suckin' walrus-humpin' artic albino-lovin' pus-bags!
Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 09:43 AM (MMC8r)
Maybe thatÂ’s all true, but I luv me some meatballs. Think IÂ’ll go and stock up and get a new kitchen while IÂ’m there.
Posted by: jwest at January 03, 2012 06:05 AM (8moZm)
Then the Thursday after I'll head over to SC and secure my rental. Probably head to the DMV on Friday and switch my license. One, because I want to get my CWP right away and two because maybe I can still get in on the SC primary.
Posted by: Scott j at January 03, 2012 06:06 AM (KC2BE)
Posted by: Scott j at January 03, 2012 10:06 AM (KC2BE)
Be sure to take proof of insurance and pay your taxes first at the local county courthouse. You will also need you registration and title.
Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2012 06:14 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2012 06:15 AM (YdQQY)
I can half understand that--something of that nature can be absolutely shattering. Still, I can't help but wonder...isn't blaming God, in a way, letting us off the hook?
Easy for me to say, I guess...
Posted by: DarkLord© for Prez! at January 03, 2012 06:19 AM (GBXon)
But still have to get on the CWP thing. Being out and about and not carrying just makes me feel all sorts of strange.
Posted by: Scott J at January 03, 2012 06:27 AM (KC2BE)
Posted by: CAC at January 03, 2012 08:12 AM (JEVge)
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