March 16, 2012

The Emperor Has No Clothes, Pt. 6,793
— LauraW

Someone is noticing that Cap'n Wunnerful is a giant phony d-bag. Or that his writers are not really working all that hard.

Thanks to Scott.

Posted by: LauraW at 11:15 AM | Comments (140)
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1 You are allowed to say douchebag or douchenozzle or any other variation of douche-**** here.

Posted by: EC at March 16, 2012 11:16 AM (GQ8sn)

2 And yet he threw me away!

Posted by: That Bust of Churchill at March 16, 2012 11:16 AM (ndlFj)

3 Churchill didn't "punch above his weight."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2012 11:17 AM (UOM48)

4 Those sly Scandis!   Well played.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2012 11:18 AM (UOM48)

5 lulz

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 16, 2012 11:18 AM (Qxdfp)

6 That's right!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 16, 2012 11:18 AM (USOfC)

7

My racist dog is going crazy...stop blowing that damn whistle.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2012 11:19 AM (dFD5u)

8 Give Barry a break.  The chip in his brain just needs replacing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2012 11:20 AM (UOM48)

9 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 16, 2012 11:20 AM (8y9MW)

10

Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich?  Tough call...

Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2012 11:20 AM (DrWcr)

11 There are times Baraka makes Joey B. look......less retarded.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2012 11:21 AM (UOM48)

12 I can't see it, but I assume it's outrageous.

Posted by: toby928© at March 16, 2012 11:21 AM (GTbGH)

13 Skandis don't punch.  That's the first thing they teach us in Skandi Skool.

Posted by: mama winger at March 16, 2012 11:22 AM (P6QsQ)

14 No Child Left Behind

Posted by: RioBravo at March 16, 2012 11:23 AM (eEfYn)

15

If the Repubs had a scintilla of brains ( Yeah, yeah, I know) they would be doing this every day until November.

But then again, they're Republicans for goodness sake. They certainly don't want to be ............ nasty.

I hate them only a little less than the Scumocrats!

Posted by: BIG ROB at March 16, 2012 11:23 AM (MuXag)

16 Or no country left out...

Posted by: RioBravo at March 16, 2012 11:24 AM (eEfYn)

17 Honor, Duty. A  Jedi craves not these things.

Posted by: Obi-Won at March 16, 2012 11:24 AM (dFD5u)

18 The Danes, doing the job the American media won't do.

Posted by: mpfs at March 16, 2012 11:24 AM (iYbLN)

19 In Lichtenstein they speak.....Lichten-something.   It's similar to Austrian.

Posted by: Preznit Stumblefuck at March 16, 2012 11:24 AM (UOM48)

20

Can't listen to him, I'm on strike for more benefits for my Union of Free Men and Women of America.

 

 I'll be in my foxhole.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 16, 2012 11:25 AM (Usk3+)

21 This is just painfully embarrassing to watch. I got as far as Ireland and I had to stop.

Posted by: Nancy at March 16, 2012 11:25 AM (CH3mr)

22 Speech by Mad Libs.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2012 11:25 AM (KAbRG)

23 8Give Barry a break. The chip in his brain just needs replacing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2012 03:20 PM (UOM4

 

 

 

 

Cow chip? Buffalo chip?

Posted by: maddogg at March 16, 2012 11:25 AM (OlN4e)

24 In Lichtenstein they speak.....Lichten-something. It's similar to Austrian.

I thought that was the stuff that grew on the side on everything in the forest.

It's not?

My bad.

Posted by: mpfs at March 16, 2012 11:26 AM (iYbLN)

25 Great, here comes the B-Team for the weekend.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 16, 2012 11:26 AM (lVGED)

26 There's no stronger ally to the United States than Mexico.  We've managed to accidentally kill several hundred, but you have to break a few eggs to make an omelet. 

In Mexico they speak Mexican. 

Posted by: Preznit Stumblefuck at March 16, 2012 11:27 AM (UOM48)

27

Except Honduras. 

I'm still angry about that whole Constitution thing they pulled on me.  Talk about embarassing.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 16, 2012 11:27 AM (dFD5u)

28 "to learn more, email us at Dr Dk Detektor"

Oh those Skandis.

Posted by: mama winger at March 16, 2012 11:27 AM (P6QsQ)

29 I believe LauraW's hump is the size of Lichtenstein...or so I've herd.

Posted by: mpfs at March 16, 2012 11:27 AM (iYbLN)

30 Hey, I  punched above my weight class too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbalbNetgUQ

Posted by: Michael Spinks at March 16, 2012 11:28 AM (1grxW)

31 There's no stronger ally to the United States than Oceania.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2012 11:28 AM (KAbRG)

32 This is just painfully embarrassing to watch. I got as far as Ireland and I had to stop.
Posted by: Nancy at March 16, 2012 03:25 PM



Oh, watch to the end.  That's when the email address pops up.

Posted by: mama winger at March 16, 2012 11:28 AM (P6QsQ)

33 Israel? No fucking way.

Posted by: B. HUSSEIN Obama at March 16, 2012 11:28 AM (lVGED)

34

There is no stronger ally of the United States than Eastasia. 

Posted by: King Barry XIV at March 16, 2012 11:28 AM (DrWcr)

35 There's no stronger ally to the United States than Mexico. We've managed to accidentally kill several hundred thousands, but you have to break a few eggs to make an omelet huevos rancheros.

In Mexico they speak Mexican.
Posted by: Preznit Stumblefuck

FIFY

Posted by: mpfs at March 16, 2012 11:29 AM (iYbLN)

36 Liechtenstein is a doubly landlocked alpine country in Central Europe.  You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at March 16, 2012 11:30 AM (GTbGH)

37 Each time he hesitates, you can almost hear him thinking "Crap, what country am I talking about now ....?"

Posted by: mama winger at March 16, 2012 11:30 AM (P6QsQ)

38 37

+100

Posted by: mpfs at March 16, 2012 11:30 AM (iYbLN)

39 Just remember, never get between Michelle and a tamale.  Seriously.

Posted by: Preznit Stumblefuck at March 16, 2012 11:30 AM (UOM48)

40 Is it me or is this guy the Danish version of Bill Whittle?

Posted by: Nick Shaw at March 16, 2012 11:30 AM (H9Gtg)

41 Liechten is a great source of algae.

Posted by: I, Barack, Pharmacist-in-Chief at March 16, 2012 11:31 AM (vhwRj)

42 Zero is the Santa Claus of stupidity.

Posted by: maddogg at March 16, 2012 11:31 AM (OlN4e)

43 I find the Danish PM to be incredibly hawt.

Posted by: EC at March 16, 2012 11:31 AM (GQ8sn)

44 BUSTED! And I bet ya ain't gonna see that on MSNBC

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 16, 2012 11:32 AM (i6RpT)

45 Looks like a great campaign commercial to me

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 16, 2012 11:33 AM (i6RpT)

46

That clip is funny as hell.

 

Good job, LauraW!

 

if only the repubs...

Posted by: HH at March 16, 2012 11:33 AM (KB0hv)

47 That Danes womb broom is creeping me out.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2012 11:33 AM (dFD5u)

48
President Obama has done a great job laying the foundation for jobs.

Sign on the Emperors Gentleman's Club and Steakhouse in Riviera Beach, Florida?


"Now Hiring Class of 2012"

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 16, 2012 11:34 AM (TkGkA)

49 But...but....but...HE'S SO SMART!!!  You wing nuts just don't get the NUANCE!!

Posted by: Typical fucking libtard at March 16, 2012 11:34 AM (3jGS1)

50 LOLZ

Posted by: Paul at March 16, 2012 11:35 AM (3TGQT)

51 "Give Barry a break. The chip in his brain just needs replacing"

The Chinese chip in his brain needs to be replaced.  FIFY

Posted by: That Bust of Churchill at March 16, 2012 11:35 AM (ndlFj)

52 50 But...but....but...HE'S SO SMART!!! You wing nuts just don't get the NUANCE!!

Posted by: Typical fucking libtard at March 16, 2012 03:34 PM (3jGS1)

 

 

 

I know, right!  I mean, I felt a thrill running up my leg watching that video!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at March 16, 2012 11:35 AM (DrWcr)

53

Smart diplomacy!

 

Winning hearts and minds!

 

Great job, Barky....

Posted by: Teres in Fort Worth, TX at March 16, 2012 11:35 AM (0xqzf)

54
To the Mexicans:  "Michelle's favorite food is Mexican."

To the Germans:  "Michelle's favorite food is wiener schnitzel."

To the Danes:  "Michelle's favorite food is lutefisk."




Posted by: Preznit Stumblefuck at March 16, 2012 11:35 AM (UOM48)

55 Truly "A man of few words!" You can tell because he uses the same ones over and over and over again...

Posted by: Rob in Katy at March 16, 2012 11:36 AM (gdGJ1)

56

29 "to learn more, email us at Dr Dk Detektor"

 

Oh those Skandis.

 


I know! I noticed that too, mama winger. .....My brain read it as "Dr. Dick Detector". .....I love this guy!

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2012 11:36 AM (Izn98)

57 Sad that despite all the repetition he still stutters and hem-haws his way through his clichés. Half the time it also seems as though the biggest challenge for him is which country he's talking about.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at March 16, 2012 11:36 AM (gul5u)

58 Naw, baby, you know you're my strongest ally!  What?  Naw, I ain't said that to no other countries!

Posted by: Barry Obama the Long Legged Mack Daddy at March 16, 2012 11:36 AM (DrWcr)

59
One of America's strongest allies is King Joffe Joffer from the proud Africian nation of Zamunda. 

-Baracka Obama

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 16, 2012 11:36 AM (TkGkA)

60 There's no stronger ally to Alderaan than the Empire.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2012 11:37 AM (KAbRG)

61 Does this guy have any unpaid taxes!??!

Posted by: nickless at March 16, 2012 11:37 AM (MMC8r)

62 All children in Lake Wobegon are above-average too.

Posted by: Garrison Keillor at March 16, 2012 11:38 AM (bN5ZU)

63 You tell he is bored as shit dealing with all these shitty little countries. At least when Bill Clinton was President, he was probably thinking all the time about how to get his female counterparts into bed!

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 16, 2012 11:38 AM (i6RpT)

64 come on guys, give the dbad kid a break.  He did say he said it before  (0:57).

Posted by: Obama's Mama at March 16, 2012 11:39 AM (b7L99)

65 The fictitious African country of Zamunda was probably inspired by a number of African republics which used to be British territories.  You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at March 16, 2012 11:39 AM (GTbGH)

66 This administration practices what it preaches: recycling.

Posted by: sulla at March 16, 2012 11:39 AM (uEf0G)

67 I'd like to see the UN voting record of all these Countries that we have no closer Allie than?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 16, 2012 11:39 AM (i6RpT)

68 I like the part where he's uhh-ing and fumbling trying to remember the word "Australia".

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2012 11:39 AM (tqwMN)

69 Israel punches above its weight, but Jews always exercise a strength disproportionate to their numbers.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 16, 2012 11:40 AM (bN5ZU)

70

hmm strikethrough didnt work there.

Dont you hate explaining a joke..grr

Posted by: Obama's Mama at March 16, 2012 11:40 AM (b7L99)

71 26, and assholes just like you...

Posted by: Jed at March 16, 2012 11:40 AM (do/nJ)

72 Look at how president lightworker slouches in that chair of his, so lazy, so diminutive. All the other heads of state sit up, like heads of state or something.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 16, 2012 11:40 AM (4136b)

73 Watched it all. Couple of takeaways. First, Obama seems like an animated corpse. Second, everyone on stage with him seemed horribly uncomfortable. Zombie vibe, no doubt. The Danish lady kept looking around for the exit. Sarkozy was inching away.

Posted by: tubal at March 16, 2012 11:41 AM (BoE3Z)

74 I find the Australian language to be....uh...uh...umm.....quaint.

Posted by: Preznit Stumblefuck at March 16, 2012 11:41 AM (UOM48)

75 To the Danes: "Michelle's favorite food is lutefisk."
Posted by: Preznit Stumblefuck at March 16, 2012 03:35 PM



No one's favorite food is lutefisk.

Posted by: mama winger at March 16, 2012 11:41 AM (P6QsQ)

76 He's like the sleepy of presidents. Awesome!

Posted by: sleepy at March 16, 2012 11:41 AM (ggRof)

77 What's the point of even saying this crap? Any of it? As if everyone in the free world doesn't know who the U.S.'s allies are. It's condescending horseshit to everyone. Fucking adolescents running the country.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 16, 2012 11:41 AM (GZitp)

78 ...but BUUUUUUUSSSSHHHHH!!!!!!

Posted by: nickless at March 16, 2012 11:43 AM (MMC8r)

79 He's strictly dickly.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 16, 2012 11:43 AM (5Rurq)

80 BEST RHETORICIAN EVAR!!!!!

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at March 16, 2012 11:43 AM (Y5I9o)

81 Burgen flurgen Obamanerg ast hyoogflargen douchenbaggen.

Posted by: Peach Danish at March 16, 2012 11:44 AM (I49Jm)

82 Fucking adolescents running the country. Posted by: lowandslow at March 16, 2012 03:41 PM (GZitp) fucking adolescents I could deal with, treacherous commie bastards are another thing

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 16, 2012 11:44 AM (i6RpT)

83
Baracka is very proud of small nondescript countries, but hates the British with a passion reserved for...ugh....Christians?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 16, 2012 11:44 AM (TkGkA)

84 Was that a bust of the Junkyard Dog on the table?

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2012 11:44 AM (dFD5u)

85

"There is a deep down, underneath all the work I do, I think there's a laziness in me," Obama said in his interview with Barbara Walters that airs Friday night on ABC.

"It's probably from, you know, growing up in Hawaii, and it's sunny outside and sitting on the beach."

Obama said he also deplores laziness in others, saying "nothing frustrates me more than when people aren't doing their jobs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2012 11:44 AM (UOM48)

86

Liechtenstein? Sounds a bit Jewish to me.

Posted by: Nor Luap at March 16, 2012 11:44 AM (YmPwQ)

87 "It's probably from, you know, growing up in Hawaii, and it's sunny outside and sitting on the beach."

And being a stoner.

Posted by: toby928© at March 16, 2012 11:45 AM (GTbGH)

88 81 He's strictly dickly.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 16, 2012 03:43 PM (5Rurq)


Nuh-uh!

Posted by: Reggie "Notell" Love at March 16, 2012 11:47 AM (RD7QR)

89 I can't watch this piece of shit. The day he got elected was more disastrous than 9-11.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 16, 2012 11:47 AM (vpe0k)

90

Hell, I'm amazed he didn't count Puerto Rico ans one of our greatist allies.

 

Course that could be that he thinks it's  one of our States...

Posted by: HH at March 16, 2012 11:47 AM (KB0hv)

91 My favorite rust-etching gas tank treatment is lutefisk.

Posted by: Entropy at March 16, 2012 11:47 AM (TULs6)

92 Considering Barky is a featherweight, he packs the punch of what, say, a hummingbird fart?

Posted by: Fritz at March 16, 2012 11:48 AM (/ZZCn)

93 Since Obama likes to sing, we should do a parody of Obama singing Big Bad John. Big Bad Joo.

Posted by: soothie at March 16, 2012 11:48 AM (jUytm)

94

So the enemy of our enemy is a freaking Skandi?  I'll take it.  I guess.  ABO and all that.

Posted by: Jaws at March 16, 2012 11:49 AM (4I3Uo)

95

Posted by: Entropy at March 16, 2012 03:47 PM (TULs6)

 

 

How you doin' big boy?

Posted by: Helen Thomas at March 16, 2012 11:49 AM (dFD5u)

96 Does the CIA provide Barry his weed?  Or would that be the FDA?

Posted by: toby928© at March 16, 2012 11:49 AM (GTbGH)

97 Each time he hesitates, you can almost hear him thinking "Crap, what country am I talking about now ....?"Posted by:mama winger

That's funny. I only heard, "DERP, DERP, uh, uh, DERP."

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 16, 2012 11:49 AM (WdKsY)

98 This video is OK I guess but I was really hoping the see what gifts each of the leaders received.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 16, 2012 11:49 AM (eEfYn)

99 Ace is the place with the bestest comments evah!  LOL multiple times at you rascals' biting wit, but especially I love the video.  This post made my week.

Posted by: Mr_Write at March 16, 2012 11:49 AM (VJUQK)

100 81 He's strictly dickly.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 16, 2012 03:43 PM (5Rurq)

 

 

Go get a tub of ice-cream and some more black clothes.  Black makes you look oh so slim, Megaham. 

Posted by: Havedash at March 16, 2012 11:50 AM (F0WNa)

101
Baracka was the guy tricked into fucking the fat chick so he could receive high-fives from his friends for manliness,  and gold stars on the frat house stud plaque.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 16, 2012 11:51 AM (TkGkA)

102

@102

I think they all got an EASY button

Posted by: Say What? at March 16, 2012 11:52 AM (b7L99)

103 Anyone with speech club experience?  


One painful part of the video, besides the phony repetition of the same phrases to different foreign leaders, is to the hear the Great Orator sprinkle his speaking with 'uhhhs" and double-clutches (stutter or repetition of a word for no reason). 

You'd think that with all that practice saying the same thing, he could at least deliver it smoothly!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 16, 2012 11:52 AM (sGtp+)

104

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 16, 2012 03:51 PM (TkGkA

 

Problem is, he married her...

Posted by: HH at March 16, 2012 11:52 AM (KB0hv)

105 Each head of state got a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat.

Posted by: nickless at March 16, 2012 11:52 AM (MMC8r)

106

Great body language. O is steepling up, while the limey is steepling down.

 

When are we going to make Britain a state?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 16, 2012 11:53 AM (NVu2l)

107 But Jon Stewart told me that there was nothing funny about Barack!

Posted by: nickless at March 16, 2012 11:54 AM (MMC8r)

108 74-and the Polish leader? He was as far away as he could sit, and not appear impolite. I guess throwing people to the Russian wolves isn't viewed with joy in Central Europe these days.

Posted by: moki at March 16, 2012 11:55 AM (dZmFh)

109
Popular public figures always have groupies who make claims, but I have no recollection of any chick admitting to riding the Black Mamba?  Where are the sluts?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 16, 2012 11:55 AM (TkGkA)

110 And Brazilians are puzzled...
(link to Foreign Policy)

Posted by: RioBravo at March 16, 2012 11:55 AM (eEfYn)

111 SMARTEST.  PRESIDENT.  EVAH.

Posted by: blue star at March 16, 2012 11:56 AM (41vzM)

112 Wow. Uses the same patronizing metaphor with every small country out there. My sister had a boyfriend a number of years ago whose compliment on my new car was, "That's a nice little car." President Douchebag could have simplified things by just saying, "Gee, that's a nice LITTLE country you got there."

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2012 11:56 AM (Xejg5)

113

"That's a nice little car."

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2012 03:56 PM (Xejg5)


Retort:  Sis tells me you've got a nice little dick?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 16, 2012 11:57 AM (TkGkA)

114 One painful part of the video, besides the phony repetition of the same phrases to different foreign leaders, is to the hear the Great Orator sprinkle his speaking with 'uhhhs" and double-clutches (stutter or repetition of a word for no reason).Posted by: ConservativeMonster

There's a group called Toastmasters dedicated to teaching leadership skills and public speaking. During the speeches given by members there usually is a moderator known as The Wizard of Ahh's. His job is to hit a buzzer or bell each time the speaker coughs up an 'ah' or 'um.'

Obama would be dinged out of a Toastmaster meeting before saying 'Hello.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 16, 2012 11:58 AM (WdKsY)

115 So this brilliant constitutional scholar president hasn't managed to notice that he has used the same phrase on 80% of the prime ministers he meets with. But he must be brilliant, we know he is because Paul McCartney and other assorted geniuses from the entertainment world tell us he is.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2012 11:58 AM (Xejg5)

116
I love Denmark, and especially ABBA!

-Barry the Stumblefuck

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 16, 2012 12:00 PM (TkGkA)

117

" because Paul McCartney and other assorted geniuses from the entertainment world tell us he is"

 

When in doubt, greatist hits...

Posted by: HH at March 16, 2012 12:02 PM (KB0hv)

118 I prefer the blue waffles.

Posted by: sleepy at March 16, 2012 12:02 PM (ggRof)

119 That was amazing. My favorite part is that if you pay attention to his intonation, in all of them he acts like that's the end of the statement, except for in the Israel one, you can hear a 'but' just dying to get out...

Posted by: Adrian at March 16, 2012 12:05 PM (PY4xx)

120 What, no love for us? What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: North Korea at March 16, 2012 12:06 PM (7tPfr)

121

Hand Jive

monkey see monkey do:

1:28, 1:52, 2:14, 2:16 ( he cant get that one quite right, here is the church & here is the ...) & 2:37

Posted by: Say What? at March 16, 2012 12:06 PM (b7L99)

122

Let me be clear,  ummm,  ahhhh,  sssssss,  ummm...

 

No late night comedians see anything funny with this turd?  Protect we much!!!

Posted by: Barky O'Marxist at March 16, 2012 12:06 PM (WUWb9)

123 How 'bout me? I'm one of your closest and strongest allies too, Barry! OK, an enemy of your country, sure, but a friend and ally of yours.

Posted by: Hugo Chavez at March 16, 2012 12:07 PM (7tPfr)

124 What Hugo said.

Posted by: Fidel Castr at March 16, 2012 12:07 PM (7tPfr)

125 124
I love Denmark, and especially ABBA!

-Barry the Stumblefuck

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 16, 2012 04:00 PM (TkGkA)

 

I see what you did there!  Well played!

Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 16, 2012 12:09 PM (WUWb9)

126 For the sake of comparison, how'd our previous presidents do for this sort of thing?  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 16, 2012 12:21 PM (v3pYe)

127 124 I love Denmark, and especially ABBA!-Barry the Stumblefuck
Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 16, 2012 04:00 PM (TkGkA)

McCain never would have made that mistake...

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at March 16, 2012 12:23 PM (Y5I9o)

128 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2012 12:37 PM (7W3wI)

129 Oh, this is priceless. Great video. He's absolutely horrible. He hesitates so long saying the country you know he's having a hard time remembering.

Posted by: mare at March 16, 2012 12:46 PM (A98Xu)

130 This video should go viral. Not earth shattering but an excellent example of his role as a puppet.

Posted by: mare at March 16, 2012 12:48 PM (A98Xu)

131 "The Vatican, uh eh, y you know is, is, ah, uh one one of the smallest countries an, and it, it is one of,of our, uh, well, they are Catholic, you know and some of our best friends are Uh, Catholic!"

Posted by: Steve Mqueens racist escape from Stalag 17 at March 16, 2012 12:55 PM (7cXfH)

132 What an absolute fucking moron. He and his moron staff aren't even TRYING. Easily the award winner for biggest douche President in the history of the US.

Posted by: deadrody at March 16, 2012 02:01 PM (eOvu0)

133 I am very late to the thread, but even if I'm just talking to myself, I have to make the comment.

OMFG!  That is hysterical!  What a stupid dumbass.  An embarrassing, stupid dumbass. 

Posted by: Lady in Black.....{sigh} at March 16, 2012 02:42 PM (F+Xfj)

134 Barry really looks like he's reaching into the back of his braincase to try to compliment these various leaders on their state visits. How he's saying it is at least as revealing as the words he uses to express it.

Posted by: dissent555 at March 16, 2012 03:14 PM (yR6A1)

135 The most amazing aspect of the video is how great a job they've done concealing the person pulling the string out of his back to make him talk. They've got to tell them to let the string run back in smoothly, though, to avoid all the uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh stuff.

Posted by: Boston12GS at March 16, 2012 03:27 PM (5TN9u)

136 "135 For the sake of comparison, how'd our previous presidents do for this sort of thing? " You mean the fighter pilot and business school grad the regressives relentless portrayed as a moron? Certainly not any worse than the most brilliant President EVAH!!!! who still refuses to release any of his grades and can show ZERO work product from any previously held "job" (Harvard Law Review, a bar-admitted attorney, heck, not even in his job as President--it's always someone else doing all the actual work, isn't it?). When you've lost the European press, you've lost the country. Things that make you go, hmmmmmm.

Posted by: Boston12GS at March 16, 2012 03:31 PM (5TN9u)

137 http://astuteblogger.blogspot.com/2012/03/obama-one-trick-line-pony.html WE FOUND IT. WE POSTED IT FIRST. ALL YOUR TRAFFIC ARE BELONG TO US!

Posted by: reliapundit at March 16, 2012 03:40 PM (Bjp+g)

138 108 ... painful ... besides the phony repetition of the same phrases ... to hear the Great Orator sprinkle his speaking with 'uhhhs" and double-clutches.... I thought, maybe, the SCOAMF is trying to appear spontaneous, you know, thinking this stuff up on the fly. Imprompter. Impromptuer. Okay, that didn't work. Or he's pausing to listen to the implant telling him which country he's in now. I'd earlier seen this version someone posted, editing it down to just the Obama bits: http://youtu.be/JiJ0j6qjo8w

Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at March 16, 2012 05:52 PM (lBpVP)

139 Probably just a coincidence that Denmark printed the cartoons which caused so much distress?

Posted by: Baldy at March 16, 2012 07:07 PM (SA3yD)

140 Thanks for spreading the news. BTW this was posted at the Astute Bloggers a few days ago.

Posted by: walter cronkite at March 16, 2012 10:39 PM (1U66D)

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