March 16, 2012
— LauraW Someone is noticing that Cap'n Wunnerful is a giant phony d-bag. Or that his writers are not really working all that hard.
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11:15 AM
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My racist dog is going crazy...stop blowing that damn whistle.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2012 11:19 AM (dFD5u)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2012 11:20 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 16, 2012 11:20 AM (8y9MW)
Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich? Tough call...
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2012 11:20 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: toby928© at March 16, 2012 11:21 AM (GTbGH)
Posted by: mama winger at March 16, 2012 11:22 AM (P6QsQ)
If the Repubs had a scintilla of brains ( Yeah, yeah, I know) they would be doing this every day until November.
But then again, they're Republicans for goodness sake. They certainly don't want to be ............ nasty.
I hate them only a little less than the Scumocrats!
Posted by: BIG ROB at March 16, 2012 11:23 AM (MuXag)
Posted by: Obi-Won at March 16, 2012 11:24 AM (dFD5u)
Posted by: mpfs at March 16, 2012 11:24 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Preznit Stumblefuck at March 16, 2012 11:24 AM (UOM48)
Can't listen to him, I'm on strike for more benefits for my Union of Free Men and Women of America.
I'll be in my foxhole.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 16, 2012 11:25 AM (Usk3+)
Posted by: Nancy at March 16, 2012 11:25 AM (CH3mr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2012 03:20 PM (UOM4
Cow chip? Buffalo chip?
Posted by: maddogg at March 16, 2012 11:25 AM (OlN4e)
I thought that was the stuff that grew on the side on everything in the forest.
It's not?
My bad.
Posted by: mpfs at March 16, 2012 11:26 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 16, 2012 11:26 AM (lVGED)
In Mexico they speak Mexican.
Posted by: Preznit Stumblefuck at March 16, 2012 11:27 AM (UOM48)
Except Honduras.
I'm still angry about that whole Constitution thing they pulled on me. Talk about embarassing.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 16, 2012 11:27 AM (dFD5u)
Posted by: mama winger at March 16, 2012 11:27 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: mpfs at March 16, 2012 11:27 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2012 11:28 AM (KAbRG)
Posted by: Nancy at March 16, 2012 03:25 PM
Oh, watch to the end. That's when the email address pops up.
Posted by: mama winger at March 16, 2012 11:28 AM (P6QsQ)
There is no stronger ally of the United States than Eastasia.
Posted by: King Barry XIV at March 16, 2012 11:28 AM (DrWcr)
In Mexico they speak Mexican.
Posted by: Preznit Stumblefuck
FIFY
Posted by: mpfs at March 16, 2012 11:29 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at March 16, 2012 11:30 AM (GTbGH)
Posted by: mama winger at March 16, 2012 11:30 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Preznit Stumblefuck at March 16, 2012 11:30 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Nick Shaw at March 16, 2012 11:30 AM (H9Gtg)
Posted by: I, Barack, Pharmacist-in-Chief at March 16, 2012 11:31 AM (vhwRj)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 16, 2012 11:32 AM (i6RpT)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 16, 2012 11:33 AM (i6RpT)
President Obama has done a great job laying the foundation for jobs.
Sign on the Emperors Gentleman's Club and Steakhouse in Riviera Beach, Florida?
"Now Hiring Class of 2012"
Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 16, 2012 11:34 AM (TkGkA)
Posted by: Typical fucking libtard at March 16, 2012 11:34 AM (3jGS1)
The Chinese chip in his brain needs to be replaced. FIFY
Posted by: That Bust of Churchill at March 16, 2012 11:35 AM (ndlFj)
Posted by: Typical fucking libtard at March 16, 2012 03:34 PM (3jGS1)
I know, right! I mean, I felt a thrill running up my leg watching that video!
Posted by: Chris Matthews at March 16, 2012 11:35 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Teres in Fort Worth, TX at March 16, 2012 11:35 AM (0xqzf)
To the Mexicans: "Michelle's favorite food is Mexican."
To the Germans: "Michelle's favorite food is wiener schnitzel."
To the Danes: "Michelle's favorite food is lutefisk."
Posted by: Preznit Stumblefuck at March 16, 2012 11:35 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Rob in Katy at March 16, 2012 11:36 AM (gdGJ1)
29 "to learn more, email us at Dr Dk Detektor"
Oh those Skandis.
I know! I noticed that too, mama winger. .....My brain read it as "Dr. Dick Detector". .....I love this guy!
Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2012 11:36 AM (Izn98)
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at March 16, 2012 11:36 AM (gul5u)
Posted by: Barry Obama the Long Legged Mack Daddy at March 16, 2012 11:36 AM (DrWcr)
One of America's strongest allies is King Joffe Joffer from the proud Africian nation of Zamunda.
-Baracka Obama
Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 16, 2012 11:36 AM (TkGkA)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2012 11:37 AM (KAbRG)
Posted by: Garrison Keillor at March 16, 2012 11:38 AM (bN5ZU)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 16, 2012 11:38 AM (i6RpT)
Posted by: Obama's Mama at March 16, 2012 11:39 AM (b7L99)
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at March 16, 2012 11:39 AM (GTbGH)
Posted by: sulla at March 16, 2012 11:39 AM (uEf0G)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 16, 2012 11:39 AM (i6RpT)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2012 11:39 AM (tqwMN)
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 16, 2012 11:40 AM (bN5ZU)
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 16, 2012 11:40 AM (4136b)
Posted by: tubal at March 16, 2012 11:41 AM (BoE3Z)
Posted by: Preznit Stumblefuck at March 16, 2012 11:41 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Preznit Stumblefuck at March 16, 2012 03:35 PM
No one's favorite food is lutefisk.
Posted by: mama winger at March 16, 2012 11:41 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: sleepy at March 16, 2012 11:41 AM (ggRof)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 16, 2012 11:41 AM (GZitp)
Posted by: Peach Danish at March 16, 2012 11:44 AM (I49Jm)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 16, 2012 11:44 AM (i6RpT)
Baracka is very proud of small nondescript countries, but hates the British with a passion reserved for...ugh....Christians?
Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 16, 2012 11:44 AM (TkGkA)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2012 11:44 AM (dFD5u)
"There is a deep down, underneath all the work I do, I think there's a laziness in me," Obama said in his interview with Barbara Walters that airs Friday night on ABC.
"It's probably from, you know, growing up in Hawaii, and it's sunny outside and sitting on the beach."
Obama said he also deplores laziness in others, saying "nothing frustrates me more than when people aren't doing their jobs.Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2012 11:44 AM (UOM48)
And being a stoner.
Posted by: toby928© at March 16, 2012 11:45 AM (GTbGH)
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 16, 2012 11:47 AM (vpe0k)
Hell, I'm amazed he didn't count Puerto Rico ans one of our greatist allies.
Course that could be that he thinks it's one of our States...
Posted by: HH at March 16, 2012 11:47 AM (KB0hv)
Posted by: Entropy at March 16, 2012 11:47 AM (TULs6)
Posted by: Fritz at March 16, 2012 11:48 AM (/ZZCn)
Posted by: soothie at March 16, 2012 11:48 AM (jUytm)
So the enemy of our enemy is a freaking Skandi? I'll take it. I guess. ABO and all that.
Posted by: Jaws at March 16, 2012 11:49 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: toby928© at March 16, 2012 11:49 AM (GTbGH)
That's funny. I only heard, "DERP, DERP, uh, uh, DERP."
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 16, 2012 11:49 AM (WdKsY)
Posted by: RioBravo at March 16, 2012 11:49 AM (eEfYn)
Posted by: Mr_Write at March 16, 2012 11:49 AM (VJUQK)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 16, 2012 03:43 PM (5Rurq)
Go get a tub of ice-cream and some more black clothes. Black makes you look oh so slim, Megaham.
Posted by: Havedash at March 16, 2012 11:50 AM (F0WNa)
Baracka was the guy tricked into fucking the fat chick so he could receive high-fives from his friends for manliness, and gold stars on the frat house stud plaque.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 16, 2012 11:51 AM (TkGkA)
One painful part of the video, besides the phony repetition of the same phrases to different foreign leaders, is to the hear the Great Orator sprinkle his speaking with 'uhhhs" and double-clutches (stutter or repetition of a word for no reason).
You'd think that with all that practice saying the same thing, he could at least deliver it smoothly!
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 16, 2012 11:52 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: nickless at March 16, 2012 11:52 AM (MMC8r)
Great body language. O is steepling up, while the limey is steepling down.
When are we going to make Britain a state?
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 16, 2012 11:53 AM (NVu2l)
Posted by: nickless at March 16, 2012 11:54 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: moki at March 16, 2012 11:55 AM (dZmFh)
Popular public figures always have groupies who make claims, but I have no recollection of any chick admitting to riding the Black Mamba? Where are the sluts?
Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 16, 2012 11:55 AM (TkGkA)
Posted by: RioBravo at March 16, 2012 11:55 AM (eEfYn)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2012 11:56 AM (Xejg5)
"That's a nice little car."
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2012 03:56 PM (Xejg5)
Retort: Sis tells me you've got a nice little dick?
Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 16, 2012 11:57 AM (TkGkA)
There's a group called Toastmasters dedicated to teaching leadership skills and public speaking. During the speeches given by members there usually is a moderator known as The Wizard of Ahh's. His job is to hit a buzzer or bell each time the speaker coughs up an 'ah' or 'um.'
Obama would be dinged out of a Toastmaster meeting before saying 'Hello.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 16, 2012 11:58 AM (WdKsY)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2012 11:58 AM (Xejg5)
" because Paul McCartney and other assorted geniuses from the entertainment world tell us he is"
When in doubt, greatist hits...
Posted by: HH at March 16, 2012 12:02 PM (KB0hv)
Posted by: Adrian at March 16, 2012 12:05 PM (PY4xx)
Posted by: North Korea at March 16, 2012 12:06 PM (7tPfr)
Hand Jive
monkey see monkey do:
1:28, 1:52, 2:14, 2:16 ( he cant get that one quite right, here is the church & here is the ...) & 2:37
Posted by: Say What? at March 16, 2012 12:06 PM (b7L99)
Let me be clear, ummm, ahhhh, sssssss, ummm...
No late night comedians see anything funny with this turd? Protect we much!!!
Posted by: Barky O'Marxist at March 16, 2012 12:06 PM (WUWb9)
Posted by: Hugo Chavez at March 16, 2012 12:07 PM (7tPfr)
I love Denmark, and especially ABBA!
-Barry the Stumblefuck
Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 16, 2012 04:00 PM (TkGkA)
I see what you did there! Well played!
Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 16, 2012 12:09 PM (WUWb9)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 16, 2012 12:21 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 16, 2012 04:00 PM (TkGkA)
McCain never would have made that mistake...
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at March 16, 2012 12:23 PM (Y5I9o)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2012 12:37 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: mare at March 16, 2012 12:46 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: mare at March 16, 2012 12:48 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Steve Mqueens racist escape from Stalag 17 at March 16, 2012 12:55 PM (7cXfH)
Posted by: deadrody at March 16, 2012 02:01 PM (eOvu0)
OMFG! That is hysterical! What a stupid dumbass. An embarrassing, stupid dumbass.
Posted by: Lady in Black.....{sigh} at March 16, 2012 02:42 PM (F+Xfj)
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