Ace of Spades HQ

November 05, 2012

The First Annual Ace Pudding Palooza Rock the Vote Giveaway Sextravaganza
— Ace

Here's what I'm giving away. A good guy commissioned a piece of original art by Chris Muir of Day by Day. He offered to send me a hard copy.

Here it is. It's a thing of exquisite beauty.

I can probably get some signatures on it, from Chris Muir and maybe me or whoever else you want.

So, here's how to get this perfectly awesome thing. Volunteer either to phone from home with the RNC, or do a turn in the closest Victory Center, or canvas with Freedom Works, or whatever. Like, if you want some of the cobloggers to sign, I'm pretty sure they'd do so. (That would delay getting it out to you, as it would have to be mailed around.)

Take down contact information of whoever you're working with there. Or note what email you signed up with to do from-home voting.

After you've volunteered, write to AcePuddingPalooza at the mail service provided by Google. State where you volunteered and such.

Deadline for emails is 3:00 am tomorrow night (after the election), Eastern time. Midnight Pacific time.

Once I've got some emails I will use a random method of selecting a winner -- and I will in fact be using GameScience polyhedral dice to determine who's the lucky winner -- I imagine a d20 and some lesser die, like a d8 or d12, will be involved.

A couple of weeks after the election, I'll send it out to you.

I'll also do some minimal-level checking to make sure you really volunteered. I don't think you'd lie; I'm more worried about it idiots on the left spoofing the contest.

The actual pic will be sent out in 2-3 weeks, depending on how long it takes to get into my hands and such.

Anyway, I'm heading over tonight. So, an early night for me on the blog.

Red Staters Needed Too: In case you don't know, if you're in a deep red state, when you go to a victory center, or call from home, they're not going to have you call people in your already-safe state.

They're going to have phone numbers in swing states.

"I live in a Red State" is not a good reason to do nothing.

Take Most of the Day Off Tomorrow... If you want to do some critical in-person canvassing, poll-working, or strike-listing.

"Taking the day off" is of course sometimes not possible, but never hurts to ask your boss.

Other Signatures: I can't guarantee it, but I have some connections to some people in the blogosphere. I might be able to get you some other signatures. If you win, let me know who you want to sign, and I'll see if I can't make that happen.

Some people are pretty good about stuff like this, Glenn Reynolds, for example. Or Jim Geraghty's always up for a lark. Goldberg likes silly stuff.

Can't guarantee that stuff but a lot of people will think it's kind of funny and would be amenable to it.

Posted by: Ace at 03:52 PM | Comments (409)
Post contains 521 words, total size 3 kb.

1 One spoon seems to be out of view. Nice.

Posted by: Whoever this is, it's definitely not Michael at November 05, 2012 09:54 AM (JVCVF)

2 Faptastic.

Posted by: sifty at November 05, 2012 09:54 AM (p39GY)

3 Thanks. I am volunteering but not entering.

I do it for love of country, not the pudding.

Posted by: marcus at November 05, 2012 09:55 AM (GGCsk)

4 What about something for Moronettes!

I protest this! #ChristyBlinkyReadyToRiotAtLeastProvocation

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 05, 2012 09:55 AM (baL2B)

5 Why are there spoons?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at November 05, 2012 09:55 AM (Kvpwu)

6 Keep up the good work, Ace and cobs. It has been a long 4yrs but the HQ has helped make it bearable. Congrats to whoever wins.

Posted by: sifty at November 05, 2012 09:56 AM (p39GY)

7 To the acecave! Oh, and I love the fact that it's a ginger.

Posted by: joncelli at November 05, 2012 09:56 AM (RD7QR)

8 Does anyone else get a "you are not authorized to access this page" error when you click on the ORCA link in the sidebar?

Posted by: VJay at November 05, 2012 09:56 AM (q5NFp)

9 You know. If she were a proper 'ette and she had dipped the pudding according to the AoSHQ style guide, she would not need to put her arms up at all.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: CUS at November 05, 2012 09:56 AM (84pE9)

10 Love of country. That's all I need. But how about offering a shirtless pic of Ryan for the moronettes?

Posted by: LASue at November 05, 2012 09:56 AM (gjIQF)

11 Shouldn't the pudding be, like- smeared everywhere? Am I doing it wrong?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at November 05, 2012 09:56 AM (i7B17)

12 I will donate to Ace to help fund the effort. Pudding Palooza! He's going all out for us! You can do it! Eleventy!!1!!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at November 05, 2012 09:56 AM (71LDo)

13 I would have done the "first" thing, but it doesn't seem like a very big deal now that there are 20 posts a day.

Posted by: Whoever this is, it's definitely not Michael at November 05, 2012 09:57 AM (JVCVF)

14 Well played, sir.

Posted by: w3bgrrl at November 05, 2012 09:57 AM (4dLm4)

15 I would only want O'Bumbles signature on it! What a collector's item that would be.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at November 05, 2012 09:57 AM (71LDo)

16 I don't know about anyone else but I am eerily calm. We've run the race, ended up with probably the best candidate for this cycle, donated what we could, made the calls, and now all that's left is the vote. Chins up, morons.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 05, 2012 09:58 AM (QupBk)

17 Well done, Chris Muir. Love the size of Ewok Ace.

Posted by: mare at November 05, 2012 09:58 AM (A98Xu)

18 this post is chocolate. at last.

Posted by: custardbutt at November 05, 2012 09:58 AM (zGfJp)

19 I hate to be a buzzkill but sextravaganza sounds sexy like Cleveland Steamer sounds sexy as in not.

Posted by: Other due in Guy Fawkes mask doing damage control. at November 05, 2012 09:58 AM (KXm42)

20 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 05, 2012 09:58 AM (8y9MW)

21 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2012 09:58 AM (9XBK2)

22 >>>What about something for Moronettes! >>>I protest this! #ChristyBlinkyReadyToRiotAtLeastProvocation For a Moronette I can send a picture of a dude taken off the internet

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2012 09:59 AM (LCRYB)

23 Is this a Where's Waldo kinda pict? I see Freedom in the pudding cups.

Posted by: 1 day at November 05, 2012 09:59 AM (LpQbZ)

24 Shut up other dude in Guy Fawkes mask doing damage control or I shall taunt you a second time!

Posted by: eleven at November 05, 2012 09:59 AM (KXm42)

I like nekkid chicks.

I like chololate puddin'.

I do not like nekkid chicks covered in chocolate puddin'.

Too...German.

Posted by: Jaws at November 05, 2012 09:59 AM (4I3Uo)

26 He got the elbows just right.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at November 05, 2012 09:59 AM (i7B17)

27 For a Moronette I can send a picture of a dude taken off the internet Posted by: ace at November 05, 2012 01:59 PM (LCRYB) ==== meh

Posted by: 1 day at November 05, 2012 10:00 AM (LpQbZ)

28 Clearly that is Christina Hendricks circa her first Firefly appearance.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2012 10:00 AM (9XBK2)

29 5 Why are there spoons?

That keeps it PG13.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 05, 2012 10:00 AM (Qxdfp)

30 Where's Waldo Pict?

Talk about splitters.

Posted by: eleven at November 05, 2012 10:01 AM (KXm42)

31 wait a sec. annual? you're doing pudding sextravaganzas for mayoral races?

Posted by: custardbutt at November 05, 2012 10:01 AM (zGfJp)

32 @DennisMillerFU: MONDAY RETWEET - National Voting Integrity hotline 855-444-6199, True The Vote.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 05, 2012 10:01 AM (EZZ+Z)

33 Love the size of Ewok Ace.

There was an ewok?

He got the elbows just right.

There were elbows?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 05, 2012 10:01 AM (8y9MW)

34 Well done, Chris Muir. Love the size of Ewok Ace.

That's actual size.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 05, 2012 10:01 AM (QKKT0)

35 I cant' say who that's supposed to be (for legal reasons) but it does look like Christina Hendricks.

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2012 10:01 AM (LCRYB)

36 For a Moronette I can send a picture of a dude taken off the internet

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2012 01:59 PM (LCRYB)

We all have Paul Ryan's pic. What else ya got?

Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 10:01 AM (X6akg)

37 What about something for Moronettes!

I protest this! #ChristyBlinkyReadyToRiotAtLeastProvocation

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 05, 2012 01:55 PM (baL2B)

What do you think the Eewok is there for?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at November 05, 2012 10:02 AM (nZvGM)

38 For a Moronette I can send a picture of a dude taken off the internet

How about two dudes? From London mebbe.

Posted by: eleven at November 05, 2012 10:02 AM (KXm42)

39 For a Moronette I can send a picture of a dude taken off the internet
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2012 01:59 PM (LCRYB)

I've got thousands of those.

Posted by: Gerg at November 05, 2012 10:02 AM (QKKT0)

40 Stevie Wonder crowds Bruce Springsteen crowds Oprah viewers all down because they hooked their junk to TFG will they ever learn?

Posted by: 1 day at November 05, 2012 10:02 AM (LpQbZ)

41 We all have Paul Ryan's pic. What else ya got?]/i]

I still have a few I took from under the Resolute desk. Want some?

Posted by: Minica Lewinsky at November 05, 2012 10:02 AM (84pE9)

42 Once I've got some emails I will use a random method of selecting a winner -- and I will in fact be using GameScience polyhedral dice to determine who's the lucky winner -- I imagine a d20 and some lesser die, like a d8 or d12, will be involved. *sniff* I am so fucking proud to be a part of a Horde that a. has a giveaway to make people volunteer; b. gives away artwork of nekkid gingers with ewoks and pudding and c. uses d20s to roll for the winner. This post sums up all that is awesome about the HQ. Just needs a double posting, some "accidental" lesbian pron, longbows and to be immediately bigfooted to make it complete.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 05, 2012 10:03 AM (VtjlW)

43 "...but it does look like Christina Hendricks." Yes. But there are lots of beautiful, busty redheads so it could be any of those.

Posted by: mare at November 05, 2012 10:03 AM (A98Xu)

44 For a Moronette I can send a picture of a dude taken off the internet

I thought you wanted Romney to win. Lol.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 05, 2012 10:03 AM (ZKzrr)

45 a dude with pudding from the interwebs would be an animated gif probly.

Posted by: custardbutt at November 05, 2012 10:04 AM (zGfJp)

46 Sock fail HTML fail.

I may as well go home and start drinking.

Posted by: CUS at November 05, 2012 10:04 AM (84pE9)

47 Awesome work, awesome contest, good show, Ace. I'll be doing ORCA work all day tomorrow down here in South Florida. Best of luck in all your efforts.

Posted by: Rob McNeece at November 05, 2012 10:04 AM (hNXHo)

48 There are no tan lines. Why are there no tan lines?

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 05, 2012 10:04 AM (KjlbF)

49 Can you get Gerg to sign it with his tears? Just don't let him touch it with his Cheeto-stained fingers.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at November 05, 2012 10:04 AM (UU0OF)

Ha, so I was right the other day when I guessed that was a Chris Muir drawing.

Unfortunately, I can't get off work tomorrow during the day to go volunteer. I did however, go out and pimp Mourdock for senate here in Indiana at the Purdue/Penn State game on Saturday. And the response was way more positive than negative, so here's hoping for that race.

Posted by: OSUsux at November 05, 2012 10:05 AM (DFXmi)

51 O/T Hey rons. I just got my book review back from the editor at Amazon. I have nobody to share it with so I'll share it with you. Dear Mr. July, First off, let me just say how much I truly enjoyed Amy Lynn. I literally found myself crying at some points and overjoyed at others, amazed that the little girl with the tough, undefeatable spirit at the beginning of the book blossomed into such an amazing, heroic young woman. Whether or not you believe it (and I refer to your notes under your editing preferences), you are a writer and a very good one, and you do tell an excellent story. It was an honor to help you with your editing, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart. The characters were all well-crafted and very easy for the reader to picture. They all came across as very clear and relatable, from Jack and his bullet-damaged face to Carla JoÂ’s casual elegance to AmyÂ’s undeniably strong spirit and natural beauty. Even the minor characters were described well enough so that the reader could easily visualize them during their brief appearances in the story. As noted before, you absolutely do have the ability to tell an amazing story. The pace moved along very evenly and at no point did it feel as through the story was dwelling on one issue for too long or becoming cumbersome. It followed AmyÂ’s life to the point where readers really do become quite invested in her actions and feel for her in tough times because they feel like theyÂ’ve known her since she was young; and in essence, they have. Again, I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed working on this manuscript and I hope I have been able to help on the fine tuning of such an amazing adventure story. I hope these edits and comments are valuable in helping the manuscript achieve your publishing goals. Good luck in your revision, and I wish you all the best for this manuscript and future books. Ther is much more and I still have some editing to do. But to have a pro tell you your writing is worth a shit? I am so FKN jazzed that I cried. Thank you to the rons and ronettes that were betas and supported me in this endevor and it will be available by Christmas.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 05, 2012 10:05 AM (3Y7RV)

52 AoSHQ. Come for the snark, stay for the swag.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 05, 2012 10:05 AM (QKKT0)

53 For a Moronette I can send a picture of a dude taken off the internet
Like they trust you after the Cake Girl fiasco. They're all envisioning some hairy-backed monstrosity.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 10:05 AM (r4wIV)

54 Roast me! Hang me! Do whatever you please,
Only please, please don't throw me into the Hendricks
patch!

Posted by: Brer eleven at November 05, 2012 10:06 AM (KXm42)

Here's a tip and what I plan to do -- when driving the shut-ins and bitty's to the polls tomorrow put some foldable lawn chairs in your car for them to sit in while in line -- bag camp chairs work great. If it's warm - have a few umbrellas on hand to ward off the sun. keep an ice chest full of bottled water.

Anything to make them more comfortable because if we dont win this thing we will ALL be uncomfortable for a long, long time.

Posted by: CheshireLion at November 05, 2012 10:06 AM (zNDIM)

56 Thank you to the rons and ronettes that were betas and supported me in this endevor and it will be available by Christmas. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 05, 2012 02:05 PM (3Y7RV) === gratz a whole bunch very nice.

Posted by: 1 day at November 05, 2012 10:06 AM (LpQbZ)

Awesome sauce, Ace!

Thanks for all of your hard work - much appreciated by this moronette.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at November 05, 2012 10:06 AM (P6H+d)

58 Why are there no tan lines?
---
Because there is no tan.

Posted by: CUS at November 05, 2012 10:06 AM (84pE9)

59 Helen Thomas could have looked like that 500 years ago.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 05, 2012 10:06 AM (QKKT0)

60 Is there going to be a "Prepare Your Anus" Wicket post in anticipation of the thorough savaging the Democrats are going to receive tomorrow?

Posted by: dawnfire at November 05, 2012 10:06 AM (eEeH7)

61 just say its Saffron, Intergalactic Spacewhore ace.

Posted by: buzzion at November 05, 2012 10:06 AM (qld6L)

62 Ther is much more and I still have some editing to do. But to have a pro tell you your writing is worth a shit? I am so FKN jazzed that I cried. Thank you to the rons and ronettes that were betas and supported me in this endevor and it will be available by Christmas.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 05, 2012 02:05 PM (3Y7RV)

Wow! A big congrats, OSP! That's great!

Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 10:07 AM (X6akg)

63 FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Teams Up With Mitt Romney's Hair to Defeat SCOAMF at November 05, 2012 10:07 AM (+AV7H)

64 One poll: all. The morons claim don't listen to polls. Romney wins in a landslide. Second poll: same thing: landslide, polls stink. Third poll : morons say what's up? I say Romney wins but not by a landslide. What's next? Romney loses after you see another poll? Talk about emo.

Posted by: Big troll at November 05, 2012 10:07 AM (H3kAX)

(That would delay getting it out to you, as it would have to be mailed around.)

--- And it would need to be sanitized IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 05, 2012 10:07 AM (R8hU8)

66 OSP,

Glad to hear of this excellent review.

Posted by: sTevo at November 05, 2012 10:08 AM (oegHY)

67 Congrats Oldsailor!

Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2012 10:08 AM (B/VB5)

68 Stop brown-nosing, TiFW! You have as much chance to win the ginger as everyone else! ;-)

Posted by: Jay in Ames at November 05, 2012 10:08 AM (i2Lsf)

69 Congrats OsP

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 05, 2012 10:08 AM (NF2Bf)

70 OSP Congrats!

Posted by: Infidel at November 05, 2012 10:08 AM (O/fK8)

71 There is much more and I still have some editing to do.
congo rats, and I hope you're prepping your next book!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 10:09 AM (r4wIV)

72 The ginger phantasy generally does not involve tan lines.

It's about the jiggly paleness. At least in my fevered imagination.

Posted by: eleven at November 05, 2012 10:09 AM (KXm42)

73 Gingers don't tan well. Better they are kept inside under the covers.

Posted by: joncelli at November 05, 2012 10:09 AM (RD7QR)

74 oh boy drudge headline looks all halloweenie

Posted by: 1 day at November 05, 2012 10:09 AM (LpQbZ)

75 All my pudding got warm and mussy in the power lose in my area?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2012 10:09 AM (79ueO)

76 59 Helen Thomas could have looked like that 500 years ago.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 05, 2012 02:06 PM (QKKT0)

Not even close.

Posted by: Larry King at November 05, 2012 10:10 AM (vjyZP)

77 congo rats, and I hope you're prepping your next book! Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 02:09 PM (r4wIV) 4 chapters in. I love you goofy fucking people so much. Thank you.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 05, 2012 10:10 AM (3Y7RV)

78 Happy Amy Lynn OSP

Posted by: Cake Girl at November 05, 2012 10:10 AM (NF2Bf)

Way to go OSP!

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 05, 2012 10:11 AM (R8hU8)

80 That's weird. I just spelled "fantasy" as "phantasy" completely unironically.

Posted by: eleven at November 05, 2012 10:11 AM (KXm42)

81 The BBC is whispering about a Dr Who/Sherlock crossover and that would just be... really weird and pointless. Other than "hey these shows make us rich!" what's the point of that, again? To make people forget Jimmy Saville?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 10:11 AM (r4wIV)

82 In case you don't know, if you're in a deep red state, when you go to a victory center, or call from home, they're not going to have you call people in your already-safe state.

The destructions for finding a Victory center are apparently too difficult for this Moron. Can anyone find the Victory center for Arlington, TX (Tarrant County)?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 05, 2012 10:12 AM (8y9MW)

83 OSP: oh me. are you now qualified to write for Ace of Spades?

Posted by: kelley in virginia at November 05, 2012 10:12 AM (HNwOT)

84 Also- WTG OsP!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 05, 2012 10:12 AM (8y9MW)

85 Why are there spoons?

It's ceremonial.

Posted by: Phinn at November 05, 2012 10:12 AM (oFH2D)

22 >>>What about something for Moronettes!

>>>I protest this! #ChristyBlinkyReadyToRiotAtLeastProvocation

For a Moronette I can send a picture of a dude taken off the internet

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2012 01:59 PM (LCRYB)

------------

Uh...you mean like the ones in your links, Ace?

Not. falling. for. it.

Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at November 05, 2012 10:13 AM (ICEh3)

87 Apologies for going O/T, but Drudge has up in red, "teh JEF loses endorsement of nation's first elected black governor." THAT'S gotta leave a mark.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2012 10:13 AM (GFM2b)

88 84 OSP: oh me. are you now qualified to write for Ace of Spades? Posted by: kelley in virginia at November 05, 2012 02:12 PM (HNwOT) Oh no. I stare wantonly at the bottom rung of the ladder I would have to climb.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 05, 2012 10:14 AM (3Y7RV)

89 I know sexy and that's not sexy. My ex-BF's moobs are sexy. He'll be mine again Wednesday morning.

Posted by: Jilted Reggie Love at November 05, 2012 10:14 AM (ypzqs)

90 All crotches look alike in the dark.

And they smell alike too. Given enough pudding.

Posted by: Helen Thomas's Crotch at November 05, 2012 10:14 AM (WbGW2)

91 Sextravaganza? ... ... With whom?

Posted by: Kensington at November 05, 2012 10:14 AM (Z7toi)

92 262-995-9096 Country: USA Location: Wisconsin (Kenosha, Racine) Who the fuck from Wisc. is calling me in Pa. ???

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 10:14 AM (ck76k)

93 Is that Ewok humping her shoulder?

Posted by: Long Island at November 05, 2012 10:14 AM (EsJl1)

94 So, here's how to get this perfectly awesome thing. Volunteer either to phone from home with the RNC, or do a turn in the ~~closest Victory Center~~ barrel

Fixed.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 05, 2012 10:14 AM (9GaPd)

95 ace, Maybe the R/R campaign is listening to you... "And I'd run some footage of the desperation in New Jersey, Lower Manhattan, Queens, and Staten Island" http://tinyurl.com/bqtxgrx

Posted by: RWC at November 05, 2012 10:14 AM (fWAjv)

96 Did someone say they wanted a picture of dudes?

Here ya go! http://Lemonparty.org

Posted by: Moose McKrank at November 05, 2012 10:14 AM (Xa1VJ)

97 I'm eerily calm too. My neighbor and I, deep in a blue state, decided all we could do now is PRAY.

She is from the Phillipines and knows what weak leadership does: encourages Islamic terrorism.

Posted by: PJ at November 05, 2012 10:14 AM (DQHjw)

98 The post title indicates that this is to be an annual event. So if I don't win this year there's always hope for next year's municipal elections?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at November 05, 2012 10:14 AM (nZvGM)

99 Ceterum censeo, Cartago delenda est regnum Obamae delendum est. -- Cicero

O Obama, te pedicabo et irrumabo. -- Catullus Ananas Obliquus

Posted by: Ananas Obliquus at November 05, 2012 10:15 AM (48wze)

100 I am not liking the fact that Mitt is STILL going to be in OHIO on election day.

That smells of defeat. Barry will be in Chicago.

You don't go to a battleground state on election day unless you are behind.

NOT a good sign.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 05, 2012 10:15 AM (wR+pz)

101 Apologies for going O/T, but Drudge has up in red, "teh JEF loses endorsement of nation's first elected black governor." THAT'S gotta leave a mark. Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2012 02:13 PM (GFM2b) To little, To late, No matter.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2012 10:15 AM (79ueO)

102 (For the love of God - don't paste that in your browser window I was just kidding!!)

Posted by: Moose McKrank at November 05, 2012 10:15 AM (Xa1VJ)

103 Ananas Obliquus at November 05, 2012 02:15 PM (48wze)

Frickin' strikeouts didn't work. Vae, me irrumatus!

Posted by: Ananas Obliquus at November 05, 2012 10:16 AM (48wze)

104 [i69 Stop brown-nosing, TiFW! You have as much chance to win the ginger as everyone else! ;-)

Posted by: Jay in Ames at November 05, 2012 02:08 PM (i2Lsf) [/i]

LOL!!!

Alas, I am for all intents and purposes house-bound; Mr. TiFW is taking me to vote in the morning, though - wouldn't miss it for the world!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at November 05, 2012 10:16 AM (P6H+d)

105 Ii imagine the ettes are more interested in something like this: http://tinyurl.com/czp6obd
Safe for work, and not a ghastly mutant.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 10:17 AM (r4wIV)

106 Why are there spoons?

For the "talent" portion of the contest.

Posted by: wooga at November 05, 2012 10:17 AM (vjyZP)

107 97 Did someone say they wanted a picture of dudes? Here ya go! http://Lemonparty.org --- "When life gives you lemons, make a lemon party."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 05, 2012 10:17 AM (e0xKF)

108 Frickin' strikeouts didn't work. Vae, me irrumatus! Posted by: Ananas Obliquus at November 05, 2012 02:16 PM (48wze) Strikeouts are fascist.

Posted by: Crash Davis at November 05, 2012 10:17 AM (X3lox)

109 Re. taking the day off--your boss may be very receptive to the pitch, "I'm going to be so distracted tomorrow I won't be worth much anyway--let's just make it a vacation day." I know my employer wouldn't be getting their money's worth out of me while I was searching for indicators of vote fraud in Phillie...

Posted by: Andrew S. at November 05, 2012 10:18 AM (9L8gm)

110 How about those of us who are poll-watching?

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 05, 2012 10:18 AM (SJKRF)

111 Lemon Party? No way in hell I am clicking that.

Posted by: Long Island at November 05, 2012 10:18 AM (EsJl1)

112 This post sums up all that is awesome about the HQ. Just needs a double posting, some "accidental" lesbian pron, longbows and to be immediately bigfooted to make it complete.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 05, 2012 02:03 PM (VtjlW)

Oops.

NSFW

http://tinyurl.com/5ts9bwt

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 10:18 AM (da5Wo)

113 112 Lemon Party? No way in hell I am clicking that. Posted by: Long Island at November 05, 2012 02:18 PM (EsJl1) Don't be a sour puss.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 05, 2012 10:19 AM (3Y7RV)

114 D.M. Hawkins @HawkinsUSA Pretty much every final national poll has Romney up double digits with independents, the greatest margin since the Reagan landslide of 1984 D.M. Hawkins @HawkinsUSA ARG internals great for Romney. +2 over Obama in core support, +2 in crossover support, +12 with independents #WinningMetrics

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 10:19 AM (ck76k)

115 Who the f[irewall] from Wisc. is calling me in Pa. ???

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 02:14 PM (ck76k)

Probably gerg, a.k.a. "gumbyandpokey" (banned by ace ages ago, and I think finally banned at HotAir yesterday).

Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 10:19 AM (48wze)

116 You offer a workout pic of Paul Ryan, and I'll consider it!

(I did volunteer, but they never called, so don't be mad!)

Posted by: PJ at November 05, 2012 10:20 AM (DQHjw)

117 What are the spoons for? (He really didnt explain all about the pudding did he?)

Posted by: MoJoTee at November 05, 2012 10:20 AM (e1kfW)

118

I imagine a d20 and some lesser die, like a d8 or d12, will be involved.

And blood ran in the streets of Nerddom that day...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at November 05, 2012 10:21 AM (4df7R)

119 Been working on a guy in Vegas to vote for RR. He's ready to tip. When he does, he'll be bringing about 30 people with him.

Posted by: Soona at November 05, 2012 10:21 AM (BOesr)

120 Don't be a sour puss.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 05, 2012 02:19 PM (3Y7RV)

Ha.

Posted by: Long Island at November 05, 2012 10:21 AM (EsJl1)

121 Other Signatures: I can't guarantee it, but I have some connections to some people in the blogosphere.

Chuckles the Johnson?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 05, 2012 10:21 AM (Qxdfp)

122 115 D.M. Hawkins @HawkinsUSA Pretty much every final national poll has Romney up double digits with independents, the greatest margin since the Reagan landslide of 1984 --- If Romney's this far up with independents and Republicans, it makes me wonder exactly how dispirited the Dems are. If they're so dispirited that they're having turnout trouble in places like Crook County, IL, then this could be a bloodbath.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 05, 2012 10:21 AM (e0xKF)

123 Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 02:18 PM (da5Wo) You are a wise and noble man.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 05, 2012 10:21 AM (VtjlW)

124 Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 02:19 PM (48wze) Well if it was he got hung up on & put on call blocking

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 10:21 AM (ck76k)

125 @115 Even if Obama wins, losing independents by double digits is a huge blow to his mandate. Dems would have to pretty much admit they're holding this country hostage.

Posted by: JDTAY at November 05, 2012 10:22 AM (a0nis)

126 > That smells of defeat. Barry will be in Chicago.

Obama campaigned in Indiana on election day 2008.

And he won there by fewer than 30,000 votes out of more than 2.7 million.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 05, 2012 10:22 AM (WbGW2)

127 OsP, congrats, and I'm always looking for moron authors to tout on the Sunday morning book thread. If you could indulge me, please send an email to aoshqbookthread which is at gmail.com and let me know the title, publication date, etc. Thanks.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 05, 2012 10:22 AM (9GaPd)

128 Ace - are you heading to Boston now?

Posted by: Sassy at November 05, 2012 10:22 AM (detCI)

129 Dems would have to pretty much admit they're holding this country hostage. --- They'll never admit that. Not even when the SWAT radio says "You are clear to fire" and they get an extra hole in their head.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 05, 2012 10:22 AM (e0xKF)

130 Too bad Breitbart is gone, again - he'd have signed it. Heck he'd probably have put up a prize of thousands of dollars too.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 10:22 AM (r4wIV)

131 Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 05, 2012 02:15 PM (wR+pz) Good God go by a Couple bottles of Midols & take all of them Maybe Bammy knows he is toast no matter what he does

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 10:23 AM (ck76k)

132 I'm intrigued by this drawing and the sudden realization that these creatures come in many shapes and sizes.

Posted by: Peter Hamby at November 05, 2012 10:23 AM (BuSM8)

133 Gonna repost this from the gallup thread because I meant to put it here anyway:
Nobody should even turn on a news source until Wednesday. It simply does not matter until then, so just ignore it all and go on with your lives. Play with your kids. Take a walk. See a movie. Take a drive if you can afford it. Volunteer to help some elderly people clear leaves off their lawn. Read a book - one a moron wrote, preferably.
Just don't turn on the election coverage. What's the point? If Romney wins, he's still won Wednesday. If not, it will not change if you watch.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 10:23 AM (r4wIV)

134

96 ace,

Maybe the R/R campaign is listening to you...

"And I'd run some footage of the desperation in New Jersey, Lower Manhattan, Queens, and Staten Island"

http://tinyurl.com/bqtxgrx

Posted by: RWC at November 05, 2012 02:14 PM (fWAjv)

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Yes! That's good. We need more of that.

Since the fuckers in the dogeater media won't show the misery that's going on.

Posted by: wheatie at November 05, 2012 10:24 AM (ICEh3)

135 Good thing he didn't have the girl holding the ewok doll between her mombags or we'd never have even seen it. It would have been up in a shrine in Ace's house with candles all around it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 10:24 AM (r4wIV)

136 127 - if Obama is losing independents by double digits, this election will be a rout.

Posted by: tofer732 at November 05, 2012 10:24 AM (2zM0P)

137 Judging by the little tag on the Ewok there, is this a trial balloon for possible AoS Swag/Trash 'n Trinkets?

Cuz I'd buy an anatomically correct pudding Ewok plushy.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 05, 2012 10:25 AM (Qxdfp)

138 "You don't go to a battleground state on election day unless you are behind. NOT a good sign."

Pfft. Sounds like other candidates are just in the habit of pissing away their final day of effectiveness for the sake of appearances. Calm down. Is it a bad sign if he takes a shit between the hours of 7 and 10 on a Monday, too?

Posted by: dawnfire at November 05, 2012 10:25 AM (eEeH7)

139 @135 "If not, it will not change if you watch." Quantum physics says otherwise.

Posted by: JDTAY at November 05, 2012 10:25 AM (a0nis)

140

How many Moron Gatherings does the HQ have planned for tomorrow? I'll be hanging out all night with my father, our resident poli junkie, with my sister and her husband on speed dial, so I can't make it to any in my neck of the woods. My sister and her hubby are going to a party their pastor is throwing (conservatives only) in PA. They're going to hang out, eat snacks,a nd watch the returns roll in.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at November 05, 2012 10:25 AM (4df7R)

141 Just don't turn on the election coverage. What's the point? If Romney wins, he's still won Wednesday. If not, it will not change if you watch. That reminds me, I need to see who won last nights game.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 05, 2012 10:25 AM (QupBk)

142 OSP, congrats, what a great response! So happy for you! Just don't forget the horde when you are a Somebody that could sign that Ginger pic and make it really valuable!

Posted by: ShameTheShameless at November 05, 2012 10:25 AM (TFeHR)

143 @GarrettNBCNews

BREAKING: Mitt Romney to campaign in Cleveland and Pittsburgh, PA on Election Day.

Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 10:26 AM (X6akg)

144 Atlanta

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 05, 2012 10:26 AM (QupBk)

145 Moron Gatherings makes me think of Magic: The Gathering for some reason.
Tap to add one pudding cup to your moron pool.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 10:26 AM (r4wIV)

146 Quantum physics says otherwise.

Posted by: JDTAY at November 05, 2012 02:25 PM (a0nis)

You're not going to start gassing that cat again, are you?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at November 05, 2012 10:27 AM (4df7R)

147
125 Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 02:18 PM (da5Wo)

You are a ~~wise and noble man.~~ horny.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 05, 2012 02:21 PM (VtjlW)

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 10:27 AM (da5Wo)

148 I heard Larry Sabato is saying Romney loses Virginia, and an O win (and Kaine win) with 290. I can't quite believe that, but then, I live in Richmond and he's in the soviet socialist republic of C-ville.

Will be doing my bit over the broken glass stuff tomorrow.   I hope my hope is for reals. I'd crawl over to the polls no matter what. I did last time.
I hear such contradictory accounts I don't know what's going to happen,   I don't trust anybody's predictions or hopes.

Posted by: sarahw at November 05, 2012 10:27 AM (LYwCh)

149 128 > That smells of defeat. Barry will be in Chicago.

Obama campaigned in Indiana on election day 2008.

And he won there by fewer than 30,000 votes out of more than 2.7 million.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 05, 2012 02:22 PM (WbGW2)

I saw on the news Obama was in New Hampshire yesterday with Clinton. I was sort of surprised by that. I wondered if it was one of those ridiculous political traditions returning to New Hampshire?

Posted by: Long Island at November 05, 2012 10:27 AM (EsJl1)

150 It's all about GOTV now, and until the polls close tomorrow. If you've not already signed up, just show up at a victory center and ask "how can I help?" If you volunteered but they never called back, just show up. Hell, fetch coffee for them if they can't come up with something for you to do, but find a way to help.

Strike lists are one part of the job, the follow-up to the folks who haven't yet been checked off the list is the other part. There will be phone canvassing and door knocking tomorrow to accompany the poll watchers with their strike lists. Get Out the F'n Vote, folks.

Posted by: Timbuck at November 05, 2012 10:27 AM (GBWLm)

151 That is one awesome pic.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 05, 2012 10:28 AM (kaalw)

152 If not, it will not change if you watch.

ahem

Posted by: non-boiling pot at November 05, 2012 10:28 AM (w+lzM)

153

Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 02:26 PM (X6akg)

Tami, did you get your power back on?

Hope so!

Posted by: wheatie at November 05, 2012 10:29 AM (ICEh3)

154 36 For a Moronette I can send a picture of a dude taken off the internet

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2012 01:59 PM (LCRYB)

We all have Paul Ryan's pic. What else ya got?

Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 02:01 PM (X6akg)

Have tried to volunteer here but they are overflowing in this GOP county. Does this count?

Your promise is not enough, Ace. I am organizing a protest outside your apt. Look out your window!

Here are your two options:

1) Personal meeting with Paul Ryan for photo op with aging supermodel. Spouses of both parties ok.

2) Stephen Hayes meet up for drinks with Ace group of morons. I am not quite sure why I want to meet him [bats eyes]

Anything else is not on the table. #ChristyBlinkyReadyToRiotAtSlightestProvocation

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 05, 2012 10:30 AM (baL2B)

155 Anyone able to find any dismayed or horrified newscaster pictures? I have a few and I want to run a gallery of them on Wednesday, should Romney win as I expect. Search engines don't want to cooperate.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 10:30 AM (r4wIV)

156 I saw on the news Obama was in New Hampshire yesterday with Clinton. I was sort of surprised by that. I wondered if it was one of those ridiculous political traditions returning to New Hampshire?

Posted by: Long Island at November 05, 2012 02:27 PM (EsJl1)

Nah, just desperation. Hilarious, slapstick desperation.

Honestly, if the Dems thought NH was a guarantee for Obama they'd be focusing on the bigger swing states and not trying to shore up our four little electoral votes with big name campaign stops. They're grasping at straws.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at November 05, 2012 10:30 AM (4df7R)

157 Rasmussen New Hampshire: Obama 50-48.

Posted by: VBJonny at November 05, 2012 10:30 AM (6XAjy)

158

Wow, Romney in Cleveland and Pittsburgh on Election Day - those are Republican strongholds, correct?

/sarc

Posted by: tofer732 at November 05, 2012 10:31 AM (2zM0P)

159 I don't remember bbeck looking like that.

Posted by: Blast from Past at November 05, 2012 10:31 AM (6T8Ay)

160 Tami, did you get your power back on?
Hope so!

Posted by: wheatie at November 05, 2012 02:29 PM (ICEh3)

Yes, wheatie we did! Was on when we came back from dinner last night. Thank God....I cannot follow a thread on a tiny phone screen.

Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 10:31 AM (X6akg)

161 If GOP willing to suppress/disenfranchise 50,000 Springsteen fans, how far will they go on election day?

Posted by: David Axelrod at November 05, 2012 10:32 AM (ZdAo1)

162 Romney trying to seal the deal for Senate.

If he was needing to drum up excitement in red areas he'd be there.

Posted by: H Badger at November 05, 2012 10:32 AM (n/0Nw)

163 NOT a good sign.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 05, 2012 02:15 PM (wR+pz)

Get off my lawn. #ChristyBlinkyReadyToRiotAtSlightestProvacation

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 05, 2012 10:32 AM (baL2B)

164 Damn,
And somewhat ironically I just swapped my day off tomorrow to Friday so I could help my dad roadtrip down to see my brother.
Oh wellz, I'm a chicken anyway, so calling really wasn't going to be an option. I denounce myself for failing.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 05, 2012 10:33 AM (Zs04Q)

165

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 05, 2012 02:05 PM (3Y7RV)

Congratulations, Oldsailors Poet!

That is so very cool. I look forward to reading it!

Posted by: wheatie at November 05, 2012 10:33 AM (ICEh3)

166 There's something psychological with super narcissists like Obama where winning isn't enough, it has to be a huge, crushing victory, a titanic defeat that utterly demoralizes the opponent. He's winning states, but not by enough and he wants to push it harder.
Plus, if the popular vote is close enough overall he can make a good lawyer stink to get recounts and stuff in close states.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 10:33 AM (r4wIV)

167 OSP, congrats!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 05, 2012 10:34 AM (VtjlW)

168 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter at November 05, 2012 02:30 PM (4df7R)

Do you know if Bill continued on with Obama or was he just in NH campaigning? Cause if it was just NH that is serious waste of the BJ.

Posted by: Long Island at November 05, 2012 10:34 AM (EsJl1)

169 There's no such thing as a First Annual--arrrrgh!

Posted by: Your Grammer Calling at November 05, 2012 10:34 AM (aC0n5)

170 Clinton is in PA all day today

Posted by: tofer732 at November 05, 2012 10:35 AM (2zM0P)

171 Can you even imagine how pathetic it must feel for Democrats to have to drag Bill Clinton's disgusting fossil out to campaign just to hope to get their messiah close?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 10:35 AM (r4wIV)

172 157 Anyone able to find any dismayed or horrified newscaster pictures? I have a few and I want to run a gallery of them on Wednesday, should Romney win as I expect. Search engines don't want to cooperate.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 02:30 PM (r4wIV)

Let me counsel all good Morons/'Ettes with any kind of video recording technology -- Tivo, DVR, etc. -- to pick a MSM news channel and record the election coverage, especially in the evening as the polls are closing.

Many sweet, sweet video clips of newsrats' splodey heads should result, and how lovely it would be to share them all with our fellow 'Rons.

Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 10:35 AM (48wze)

173 How 'bout an ewok bobble head?

Posted by: Moose McKrank at November 05, 2012 10:35 AM (Xa1VJ)

174 D-18 and D 20 dice? Geez, you snag them off a D&D game? Don't worry I snagged them too. So far no luck with the stock market or picking up chicks. Lose the dice!

Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at November 05, 2012 10:35 AM (FqqsO)

175

Yes, wheatie we did! Was on when we came back from dinner last night. Thank God....I cannot follow a thread on a tiny phone screen.

That's great news, Tami.

Posted by: wheatie at November 05, 2012 10:36 AM (ICEh3)

176 25 I like nekkid chicks.

I like chololate puddin'.

I do not like nekkid chicks covered in chocolate puddin'.

Too...German.
*
*
Depends where you smear it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 05, 2012 10:36 AM (BDU/a)

177 Congrats, OSP!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at November 05, 2012 10:37 AM (4df7R)

178 Good God go by a Couple bottles of Midols & take all of them

[...]

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 02:23 PM (ck76k)

Won't do ol' BB a bit of good. Bayer changed the Midol formula in the early '90s and took out the cinnamedrine, which was the muscle relaxant.

/bastages

Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 10:39 AM (48wze)

179

My daughter and I are making AoSHQ Homemade Vanilla Pudding tonight to chill for tomorrow night (where we will spoon it up luxuriously while drinking the sweet sweet tears and lamentations on MSNBC, with the laptop open to this blog), and then working the polls here in VA tomorrow.

The local progs are in full shriekymode, with an angry alert making the rounds from our local Equality chapter that True the Vote will be harrassing transgender voters at the polls, so carry their handy "Voting While Trans" safety guide (I am not making this up) and have 911 on speed dial.

Therefore I feel like things are probably going to be okay.

And I will have pudding!

Posted by: barbarausa at November 05, 2012 10:39 AM (WWeoI)

180 Congrats to OSP! I'll look forward to buying your book.

Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 10:40 AM (48wze)

181

173 Can you even imagine how pathetic it must feel for Democrats to have to drag Bill Clinton's disgusting fossil out to campaign just to hope to get their messiah close?

They've been trying to hide Barky's bad record, behind Clinton's supposedly good one.

It really is pathetic.

But Clinton looks frail and old...and unwell.

He's no longer the 'charming bad boy'.

I hope it backfires on them.

Posted by: wheatie at November 05, 2012 10:40 AM (ICEh3)

182

There aren't that many undecideds now. Most everyone that I've talked to that are actually going to vote have made up their minds.

Even though I'm in a red state, I get a strange feeling that the popular vote is going to be really important this year. It's why I keep reminding everyone to VOTE!

Posted by: Soona at November 05, 2012 10:40 AM (BOesr)

183 When it arrives, please ignore any unsightly stains. They occurred during shipping.

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at November 05, 2012 10:40 AM (6KBRe)

184 172 Clinton is in PA all day today

Posted by: tofer732 at November 05, 2012 02:35 PM (2zM0P)

Sooo Barry goes back to Chicago and lets Clinton do all heavy lifting. Ha Typical ....Why would you expect anything else from the Messiah?

Posted by: Long Island at November 05, 2012 10:41 AM (EsJl1)

185 I worked at my Victory Center in Me-2 today for four hours. We were calling in the district as it has 1EV up for grabs and might flip. The enthusiasm is high and the place has its shit together. Get out and pull you morons like there is no tomorrow.

Posted by: DeusExMachina at November 05, 2012 10:41 AM (6RTwM)

186 Anyone think TFG will just forgo a concession speech? I don't see his narcissistic ass calling it quits in a conventional manner.

Posted by: RWC at November 05, 2012 10:45 AM (fWAjv)

187 "Voting While Trans" safety guide (I am not making this up) ------------ LOL. You sure aren't. WTF?

Posted by: RWC at November 05, 2012 10:47 AM (fWAjv)

188 Anyone want my autograph?

Posted by: GergyUsesButtPlugs at November 05, 2012 10:49 AM (0vN24)

189 Anyone think TFG will just forgo a concession speech? I don't see his narcissistic ass calling it quits in a conventional manner.

Posted by: RWC at November 05, 2012 02:45 PM (fWAjv)

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I don't know exactly what it will be, but he'll do something outside of American election tradition.

Posted by: Soona at November 05, 2012 10:49 AM (BOesr)

190 I don't know exactly what it will be, but he'll do something outside of American election tradition.

Posted by: Soona at November 05, 2012 02:49 PM (BOesr)

That would be the cherry on top of the pudding ... no concession speech. I would very happy never to hear his whinny whistle again.

Posted by: Long Island at November 05, 2012 10:52 AM (EsJl1)

191 Some very pointy elbows there.

Posted by: Tickelbee at November 05, 2012 10:52 AM (ImLKS)

192 "189 "Voting While Trans" safety guide (I am not making this up)

------------

LOL. You sure aren't. WTF?

Posted by: RWC at November 05, 2012 02:47 PM"

Nope. See VotingWhileTrans*dot*org.

They don't call Loudoun County LoCo fer nothin!

Posted by: barbarausa at November 05, 2012 10:53 AM (WWeoI)

193 I am just shit faced worried. I guess you could look at Mitt's schedule and say he is going for the kill.

Actually, I think this is a sign that these guys are not going to leave ANYTHING on the table.

Maybe you all are right, Barry knows he is fucked and is heading home.

Please God, smite our enemy!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 05, 2012 11:02 AM (wR+pz)

194 it's isn't volunteer work, but what if we're working the polls with the same sense of duty?

Posted by: obamuh at November 05, 2012 11:03 AM (rNS5g)

195 don't mind me i'm just bitter.

Posted by: obamuh at November 05, 2012 11:15 AM (rNS5g)

196 Amen, 195.

Posted by: PJ at November 05, 2012 11:21 AM (DQHjw)

197 191 Anyone think TFG will just forgo a concession speech? I don't see his narcissistic ass calling it quits in a conventional manner.
Posted by: RWC at November 05, 2012 02:45 PM (fWAjv)

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I don't know exactly what it will be, but he'll do something outside of American election tradition.
*
*
Probably he'll let Moochelle concede for him while he's in the back, lighting up.

Or he might shove some poor intern out there to make the concession speech, while he hops a plane out of town. Said intern will need to find his/her own way home.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 05, 2012 11:24 AM (BDU/a)

198 Heh. GameScience... the only way to roll. Captain Zocchi & Gary would be proud.

Posted by: CJ at November 05, 2012 11:26 AM (k/ljD)

199 As depicited in the artwork, Christina must be a virtual romper room of sensual delight for the comparatively pint-sized Ewok.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 05, 2012 11:39 AM (9eDbm)

200 It's indeed lovely, but howzabout a NSFW indication next time?

Posted by: Mark Shaw at November 05, 2012 11:46 AM (LbwgI)

201 The work of art and chance for the prize - THEY ARE THE GREATEST FUCKING THINGS SINCE PENICILLIN, PREDNISONE, AND DOUBLE JOINTED STRIPPERS! Regarding the closeness of the polls: Is the scenario being set up for allegations of vote fraud, voter suppression - when Romney wins by 5 points, the sycophants cry "how could he win by 5, the polls say the vote was tied!" Also, look for Pelosi and Reid to propose that henceforth, the polls will elect the President and Vice President - the voting process is just too costly and we'll show that we don't deserve the right to vote when we send Obama & the Beard back to Hawaii.

Posted by: MoeRon at November 05, 2012 11:50 AM (yWDpP)

202 49 Can you get Gerg to sign it with his tears? Just don't let him touch it with his Cheeto-stained fingers. Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262Â© at November 05, 2012 02:04 PM (UU0OF) ************************** This is Gerg we are talking about. That sticky yellow residue on his hands isn't the Cheetos cheese you think it is...

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, tablet edition at November 05, 2012 11:54 AM (eQnzo)

203 Congrats, OSP!!!

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, tablet edition at November 05, 2012 12:04 PM (eQnzo)

204 Is there a copyright on that pic, cause I just TOOK IT!

Posted by: Sneaky bastard at November 05, 2012 12:13 PM (zb6pn)

205
Once I've got some emails I will use a random method of selecting a winner -- and I will in fact be using GameScience polyhedral dice to determine who's the lucky winner -- I imagine a d20 and some lesser die, like a d8 or d12, will be involved.

*sniff* I am so fucking proud to be a part of a Horde that a. has a giveaway to make people volunteer; b. gives away artwork of nekkid gingers with ewoks and pudding and c. uses d20s to roll for the winner.

This post sums up all that is awesome about the HQ. Just needs a double posting, some "accidental" lesbian pron, longbows and to be immediately bigfooted to make it complete.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 05, 2012 02:03 PM (VtjlW)

Not to mention.....misspelling "Priapus".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 05, 2012 12:55 PM (TIIx5)

206 199 Or he might shove some poor intern Susan Rice out there to make the concession speech, while he hops a plane out of town.

Posted by: WaitingForMArtel at November 05, 2012 01:16 PM (BYSrJ)

207 Why does the fucking strike-through never work?

Posted by: WaitingForMArtel at November 05, 2012 01:16 PM (BYSrJ)

208 Or he might shove <s>some poor intern</s> Susan Rice out there to make the concession speech, while he hops a plane out of town.

Posted by: WaitingForMArtel at November 05, 2012 01:18 PM (BYSrJ)

209 fack

Posted by: WaitingForMArtel at November 05, 2012 01:19 PM (BYSrJ)

210 Thank you, Ace.

Posted by: Travis at November 05, 2012 03:57 PM (9WkMB)

211 Cool - New Old Thread, I love re-runs....

Posted by: AmericanDawg at November 05, 2012 03:57 PM (XIsD/)

212 Just double my bet at the club for Mitt!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 05, 2012 03:57 PM (wR+pz)

213 Whew , That was a close one, I thought somebody might say they were reluctantly going to vote for Romney ....

Posted by: AmericanDawg at November 05, 2012 03:59 PM (XIsD/)

214 Zug zug!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 03:59 PM (4nG/u)

215 Time traveling makes my head spin.

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2012 03:59 PM (FcR7P)

216 It's old.

Posted by: toby928© at November 05, 2012 03:59 PM (QupBk)

217 yyeeeessh, traffic was terrible in fairfax after romney event.

Posted by: joeindc44 will start talking like biden. like. biden. at November 05, 2012 04:00 PM (QxSug)

218 This post wasn't very interesting the first time.

Posted by: runninrebel at November 05, 2012 04:00 PM (J4gw3)

219 ~~Why does the fucking strike-through never work?~~ Beats me.

Posted by: toby928© at November 05, 2012 04:00 PM (QupBk)

220 Why does the fucking strike-through never work? Because you've got to ~~fucking~~ read one of the million posts that tell you how.

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2012 04:01 PM (FcR7P)

221 So does this count as an honorary double post?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2012 04:01 PM (OevbG)

222 &&&*&*&*&

Posted by: toby928© at November 05, 2012 04:01 PM (QupBk)

223 I thought I had seen this thread earlier.
And look at the time stamps...one minute between the last one and this one being posted.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 05, 2012 04:01 PM (BPyqV)

224 Theme song for this post:

http://youtu.be/lzFmCCKQHns

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming for this thread. at November 05, 2012 04:02 PM (Gk3SS)

225 For me, it's either Ewok nudes, or nothing. (Yeah, I said it.) (And it was really, really gay.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:02 PM (aSf5o)

226 Posted by: toby928Â© at November 05, 2012 08:01 PM (QupBk)

FUCK YOU TOBY!

See if I accidentally post lesbian porn now.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming for this thread. at November 05, 2012 04:03 PM (Gk3SS)

227 It might be the meds, but I swear I've already been here :/

Posted by: spypeach at November 05, 2012 04:03 PM (pwTow)

228 Apropos of nothing, I not only get to vote tomorrow, but my propane flamethrower should arrive FedEx as well. Good times.

Posted by: toby928© at November 05, 2012 04:03 PM (QupBk)

229 Wait. What time is it?

Posted by: mama winger votes for love at November 05, 2012 04:03 PM (P6QsQ)

230 It's that pelvic thrust....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 04:04 PM (4nG/u)

231 @228: If accidental is out, could you maybe post some on purpose?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2012 04:04 PM (OevbG)

232 231 1989. The Berlin Wall is about to fall.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:04 PM (aSf5o)

233 What if we dont want your signature, but your ball prints on it?

Posted by: Andrew sullivan at November 05, 2012 04:05 PM (mcWHD)

234 spypeach
It's a rift in the space thyme conundrum.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 05, 2012 04:05 PM (BPyqV)

235 I hate the Mfm. Top of the hour news on conservative radio shows talks about Obamas lead nationally and in battlegrounds. Pure lies. I hope.

Posted by: California red at November 05, 2012 04:05 PM (H1od7)

236

WTF???

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 05, 2012 04:05 PM (1hNQS)

237 May'n sings 'Get Ready' for the pudding
http://youtu.be/gtVdJaptZ84

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 04:05 PM (4nG/u)

238 I volunteered, but I don't want a picture of pudding/sexytime. I want to read thread after thread announcing swing states called tomorrow, and I want each to be headlined with an image of a unique Ewok.

Posted by: WAGOPinTX at November 05, 2012 04:06 PM (fXInK)

239 I need Vicodin. I have pain.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at November 05, 2012 04:06 PM (XvrTA)

240 1980 just emailed and told me that Darth Vader is Luke's father.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 05, 2012 04:06 PM (QupBk)

241 The polls in Wisconsin open in twelve hours. 12. Hours.

Posted by: mama winger votes for love at November 05, 2012 04:06 PM (P6QsQ)

242 I wanted a real new post, not a fake new post. *shuffles off to get more wine*

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 05, 2012 04:07 PM (1hNQS)

243 242 Darth Vader was a racist.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:07 PM (aSf5o)

244 The polls in Wisconsin open in twelve hours. 12. Hours.

Polls in NC open in 10 and a half. All hail cthulhu, not a moment too soon.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming for this thread. at November 05, 2012 04:07 PM (Gk3SS)

245 I need Vicodin. I have ennui.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 05, 2012 04:08 PM (QupBk)

246 ONE MORE DAY!

PUT A CORK IN YOUR EEYOREGINAS AND VOTE!

Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 05, 2012 04:08 PM (ovpNn)

247 All I know is I hate these motherfuckers currently in the White House and I will rejoice when they get kicked out in one motherfucking day.

Posted by: DangerGirl (@deadlyestrogen) at November 05, 2012 04:08 PM (GrtrJ)

248 Hmm... I am thinking I may just turn my morning walk into a walk to the polling place and vote really early. I usually take my walk around 6:30 and it's just about a mile from my house. I am re-thinking my plan for tomorrow. I was gonna go on my way to work, but this may work out better.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 05, 2012 04:10 PM (1hNQS)

249 280 alex, tea, splash of brandy

ok a laaaarge splash of brandy.

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2012 08:01 PM (hX8cq)

22 >>>What about something for Moronettes!

>>>I protest this! #ChristyBlinkyReadyToRiotAtLeastProvocation

For a Moronette I can send a picture of a dude taken off the internet

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2012 01:59 PM (LCRYB)

Girls>>>> Do you remember the Last time He gave us a photo for ettes?

trust me... sure trust me...

DONT trust him

and no pancakes either.

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2012 04:10 PM (hX8cq)

250 Ok, time for some quotes: Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union. Joseph Stalin

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:10 PM (aSf5o)

251

ACE,

Thank you for re-posting these two posts. We need to be unified and constructive tonight.

VOTE! Get your friends and family out to VOTE!

And we can celebrate Victory in 28 hours,

Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at November 05, 2012 04:10 PM (zLp5I)

252 Cthulhu was sited on last night's ONT. Think he said he was heading back to Ryl'th or Newark. Not much difference.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 04:11 PM (4nG/u)

253 Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas. Joseph Stalin

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:11 PM (aSf5o)

254

It's a rift in the space thyme conundrum.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 05, 2012 08:05 PM (BPyqV)

That's a relief, guess It's safe for me to take some more pills then

Posted by: spypeach at November 05, 2012 04:11 PM (pwTow)

255 241 I need Vicodin. I have pain.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at November 05, 2012 08:06 PM (XvrTA)

Fuck Vicodin, too much Tylenol. Norco, 700 codeine, 150 Tylenol

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 05, 2012 04:11 PM (wR+pz)

256 Did any Democrat slip Rachel Corrie's vote in under the door?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 04:12 PM (4nG/u)

257 You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves. Joseph Stalin

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:12 PM (aSf5o)

258 So Ace... this picture you are sellin. Would you characterize it as soft core pohn, or hawwwd core pohn?

Posted by: Undead Howell Heflin at November 05, 2012 04:12 PM (9eDbm)

259 November VI: The Enstompening.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 05, 2012 04:12 PM (QupBk)

260 If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves. Joseph Stalin

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:12 PM (aSf5o)

261 What's a "prapius"?

Posted by: rickl at November 05, 2012 04:12 PM (sdi6R)

262 We would be deceiving both ourselves and the people if we concealed from the masses the necessity of a desperate, bloody war of extermination, as the immediate task of the coming revolutionary action. Vladimir Lenin

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:13 PM (aSf5o)

263 Â“All are not cooks who walk with long knives.Â”

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2012 04:13 PM (hX8cq)

264 Russians are too kind, they lack the ability to apply determined methods of revolutionary terror. Vladimir Lenin

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:13 PM (aSf5o)

265 alex, tea, splash of brandy

ok a laaaarge splash of brandy.

Mmmmm, thank you, willow.

Here - for the 'ettes - http://youtu.be/wVxHjhPoUS8

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming for this thread. at November 05, 2012 04:13 PM (Gk3SS)

266 263 What's a "prapius"? Posted by: rickl at November 05, 2012 08:12 PM

Its a Prius with an aftermarket tailpipe and furry dice hanging from the windshield

Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 05, 2012 04:13 PM (ovpNn)

267 The road to socialism lies through a period of the highest possible intensification of the principle of the state. Just as a lamp, before going out, shoots up in a brilliant flame, so the state, before disappearing, assumes the form of the dictatorship of the proletariat, i.e., the most ruthless form of state, which embraces the life of the citizens authoritatively in every direction. Leon Trotsky

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:14 PM (aSf5o)

268 Â“If you do not strike back at him who hits you, there is no way for him to find out whether you also have hands.Â”

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2012 04:14 PM (hX8cq)

269 Root out the counterrevolutionaries without mercy, lock up suspicious characters in concentration camps. Shirkers will be shot, regardless of past service. Leon Trotsky

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:14 PM (aSf5o)

270 I just totally messed with some AARP opinion poll phone call. And I felt good doing it too. It was just dumb, all these questions about AARP and hunger programs, WTF? It is the eve of a huge election and you want to know if I know that elderly people sometimes go hungry and AARP is looking to eradicate starving old people?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 05, 2012 04:14 PM (RZ8pf)

271 101 I am not liking the fact that Mitt is STILL going to be in OHIO on election day.

That smells of defeat. Barry will be in Chicago.

You don't go to a battleground state on election day unless you are behind.

NOT a good sign.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 05, 2012 02:15 PM (wR+pz)

Very very deeeeeeeeeply concerned.

Where do you want Romney to be? Massachusetts?

Posted by: TexasJew at November 05, 2012 04:15 PM (6/bOE)

272 We must rid ourselves once and for all of the Quaker-Papist babble about the sanctity of human life. Leon Trotsky

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:15 PM (aSf5o)

273 Jeremiah, LOL!

You forgot the bumper sticker about 'Saving the gay whales from a nuclear Jesus.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 04:15 PM (4nG/u)

274 Here - for the 'ettes - http://youtu.be/wVxHjhPoUS8

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming for this thread. at November 05, 2012 08:13 PM (Gk3SS)

mmmm

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2012 04:15 PM (hX8cq)

275 As for us, we were never concerned with the Kantian-priestly and vegetarian-Quaker prattle about the "sacredness of human life." Leon Trotsky

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:15 PM (aSf5o)

276 It is true that liberty is precious; so precious that it must be carefully rationed. Vladimir Lenin

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:16 PM (aSf5o)

277 In Greek mythology, Priapus or Priapos (Ancient Greek: Πρίαπος

, was a minor rustic fertility god, protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens and male genitalia. Priapus is marked by his absurdly oversized, permanent erection, which gave rise to the medical term priapism. He became a popular figure in Roman erotic art and Latin literature, and is the subject of the often humorously obscene collection of verse called the Priapeia. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at November 05, 2012 04:16 PM (QupBk)

278 http://tinyurl.com/a5kzcyb
An ewok was reporting missing later that afternoon.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 05, 2012 04:16 PM (9eDbm)

279 That's a fabulous Christina H by the way -- saw it immediately. But looks like Mad Men CH to me.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 05, 2012 04:16 PM (zpqa2)

280 Â“Keep your ears wider and your mouth narrower.Â”

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2012 04:16 PM (hX8cq)

281 Â“Let everyone pick his own nose.Â”

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2012 04:17 PM (hX8cq)

282 heheh

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2012 04:17 PM (hX8cq)

283 Why is it that the image of Romney's plane pulling into a hangar for a campaign stop in Ohio makes me laugh? In a good way, I just think it is kind of a neat way to campaign, hangar to hangar, the plane pulls in, they hop out and give a speech, hop back in the plane and off they go. It's barnstorming for the 21st century.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 05, 2012 04:17 PM (RZ8pf)

284 mmmm

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2012 08:15 PM (hX8cq)

That clip has all that's good in life.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming for this thread. at November 05, 2012 04:18 PM (Gk3SS)

285 anybody familiar with this Romney 'call from home' widget thingy? I have some time to give but don't need a huge cellular bill

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 05, 2012 04:18 PM (8sCoq)

286 "You forgot the bumper sticker about 'Saving the gay whales from a nuclear Jesus.'
I always remembered that as "Nuke the gay baby whales"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 05, 2012 04:19 PM (BPyqV)

287 Dead Tread? O R is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 05, 2012 04:19 PM (wR+pz)

288 Hey, when's the party start?

Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2012 04:19 PM (zpqa2)

289 Has anybody here frozen cherries? My mom used to do that, I'd pick cherries from the wild trees behind our property in the forest and she'd freeze them. They tasted like little bombs of cold flavor, just wonderful in the summer. I recently found you can do the same thing with blueberries. It seems to intensify their flavor and sugars.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 04:19 PM (r4wIV)

290 Â“You cannot ride two horses with one ass.Â”

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2012 04:19 PM (hX8cq)

291 >>>Chris Muir of Day by Day Chris Muir is great. And have you seen the political cartoons by the guy at Legal Insurrection? I don't even know his name so I'll look it up quick before posting this. But that guy's political cartoons are so right on the money. Possibly my favorite political cartoonist ever -- should be syndicated. His name is A.F. Branco. http://goo.gl/uhjeD

Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 05, 2012 04:19 PM (ZIkmx)

292 @284

Sometimes a hangar is just a hangar.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 05, 2012 04:20 PM (zpqa2)

293 aex, yes, nice body, action, blowing up stuff. cute body.

im a fan

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2012 04:20 PM (hX8cq)

294 anybody familiar with this Romney 'call from home' widget thingy? I have some time to give but don't need a huge cellular bill

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 05, 2012 08:18 PM (8sCoq)

Call em collect.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2012 04:20 PM (z1N6a)

295 I feel like I'm six and tomorrow is Christmas. And I've been VERY good.

Posted by: LASue at November 05, 2012 04:20 PM (gjIQF)

296 aLex . sniff sorry

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2012 04:21 PM (hX8cq)

297 Too bad Ryan Reynolds is such a douchebag. He was just awful as Green Lantern.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 04:21 PM (r4wIV)

298 Call em collect. Then give them an Obama pitch.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 05, 2012 04:21 PM (QupBk)

299 Why yes, this is our thumb in your eye!

@politicalwire: Romney campaign charges reporters for Election Night party

via @NathanWurtzel

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 05, 2012 04:21 PM (jo069)

300 Has anybody here frozen cherries? My mom used to do that, I'd pick cherries from the wild trees behind our property in the forest and she'd freeze them. They tasted like little bombs of cold flavor, just wonderful in the summer. I recently found you can do the same thing with blueberries. It seems to intensify their flavor and sugars.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 08:19 PM (r4wIV)

Ice crystals rupture the cell walls, releasing the innards quicker.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2012 04:21 PM (z1N6a)

301 4 years ago on election eve I was in an aircraft hangar in Colorado Springs. Decent crowd, everyone excited to see Palin. I knew we were going to lose and I'm guessing most everyone else did too. This isn't like that.

Keep calm and Finish him!

Posted by: Fritz (but not Fritz) at November 05, 2012 04:22 PM (U0t2o)

302 Cherries are the Devil's Dingleberries.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 05, 2012 04:22 PM (QupBk)

303

@287,

Got a google voice number? Skype? It calls you, so you'd need a phone number. (Alternatively, it's open until 9PM local time if you have weekends starting at 7.)

Posted by: tsrblke at November 05, 2012 04:22 PM (GaqMa)

304 Priapus, what a piker. Min all the way.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 04:22 PM (4nG/u)

305 As I had mentioned earlier, on another thread
Chick-Fil-A in the Baltimore area is offering a free sandwich if you show up tomorrow wearing an "I voted" sticker.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 05, 2012 04:23 PM (BPyqV)

306 Priapus hated donkies, so there's that.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 05, 2012 04:23 PM (QupBk)

307 Black cherries were the best, but we only had one tree. Of course I'd eat my body weight as I picked them so we never had as many as we should.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 04:23 PM (r4wIV)

308 donkeys ?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 05, 2012 04:23 PM (QupBk)

309 Am I missing something or was there no Valu-Rite in that picture?

Posted by: Pete at November 05, 2012 04:23 PM (q6gSc)

310 Yes, donkeys.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 05, 2012 04:23 PM (QupBk)

311 Who else is popping Xanax and heartburn pills like candy? I don't think I can make it another 24 hours plus.

Posted by: FL-Chick at November 05, 2012 04:24 PM (0vN24)

312 aLex . sniff sorry

It's okay. I blame Obama.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Whistling right through your troposphere. at November 05, 2012 04:25 PM (Gk3SS)

313 me too.

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2012 04:25 PM (hX8cq)

314 Okay -- but what about this whole Sextravaganza thing? I've got pudding to buy, and need to know if it should be kept handy.

Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 04:26 PM (sTS/8)

315 Who else is popping Xanax and heartburn pills like candy?

--------------

I skipped the Xanaz and heartburn pills and went straight for the candy. Baby Ruth, Butterfingers and Swedish Fish. Stress eaters should stay away from politics.

Posted by: mama winger votes for love at November 05, 2012 04:26 PM (P6QsQ)

316 >>>Who else is popping Xanax and heartburn pills like candy? I don't think I can make it another 24 hours plus. I got drunk last night. Never got around to the Ativan and Valium.

Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 05, 2012 04:26 PM (ZIkmx)

317 313 Meh. Worrying never made anything better.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:26 PM (aSf5o)

318 Okay.. this is a new one. Ann and Mitt made 13-15 million off auto bailout thru Delphi? Some douchenozzle just threw that up on FB.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 05, 2012 04:26 PM (1hNQS)

319 I'm anxious to hear Mitt say "PACKistan"

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 05, 2012 04:26 PM (zpqa2)

320 Annual?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 05, 2012 04:27 PM (kaalw)

321 320 FB and if it was worth anything, it would have been deployed earlier.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:28 PM (aSf5o)

322 When I get stressed, I can't eat. I do a lot of cooking though, which my family enjoys. Made a dark chocolate cake with peanut butter frosting last night just for the hell of it.

Posted by: FL-Chick at November 05, 2012 04:28 PM (0vN24)

323 Okay.. this is a new one. Ann and Mitt made 13-15 million off auto bailout thru Delphi? Some douchenozzle just threw that up on FB.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 05, 2012 08:26 PM (1hNQS)

-------------

I wouldn't even get involved in side issues now. It's all about GOTV.

Posted by: mama winger votes for love at November 05, 2012 04:28 PM (P6QsQ)

324 My goodness.

Can we change the chick to Sarah Palin? Please??

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 05, 2012 04:28 PM (8AF9+)

325 Christina Hendricks with a little Jill St. John .

Posted by: Tuna at November 05, 2012 04:29 PM (M/TDA)

326 Anyone have any more quotes? (I liked willow's more than the ones I was posting.

)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:29 PM (aSf5o)

327 Evening Happy Fun Horde. I like this much better. AtC, I got the shake. It was...almost as good as that accidental pic from earlier.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 04:29 PM (GEICT)

328 Stephanie Cutter had a weird message for Obama supporters today: Â“My warning, we need to stay calm for much of the day,Â” Stephanie Cutter, Mr. ObamaÂ’s deputy campaign manager, said, touting thousands of early ballots already submitted by voters. Â“WeÂ’ve already banked a pretty big portion of our vote.Â” Except I don't think they have- O's early numbers are down significantly from 2008. Bwaahahahahahahahahahaa.

Posted by: LASue at November 05, 2012 04:29 PM (gjIQF)

329 Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 05, 2012 08:26 PM (1hNQS) If it bothers you then just answer, "Blind trust. Do you know what it means, motherfucker?"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 05, 2012 04:29 PM (X3lox)

330 With stem, dip ripe, sweet cherries in boiling water briefly...just in and out, and freeze immediately.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 05, 2012 04:30 PM (L7hol)

331 MNF will have both Romney and Obama on at halftime for interviews (ostensibly not at the same time).

Gawd. Not even my football is safe from this shit.

Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 04:30 PM (sTS/8)

332

Is anyone else getting an Obama ad on the front page of youtube? I usually don't hide the ads, I just ignore them and go on my way. I had to hide the asshole's ad because I can't stand the sight of smug face.

Posted by: FL-Chick at November 05, 2012 04:30 PM (0vN24)

333 Mnf has interviews with the candidates at half. Kill me.

Posted by: California red at November 05, 2012 04:31 PM (DXTKe)

334 Gawd. Not even my football is safe from this shit. as if the pain of watching the iggles wasn't bad enough (I'm from philly btw)

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 05, 2012 04:31 PM (J6kXj)

335 MNF will have both Romney and Obama on at halftime for interviews

----------------

I forgot all about Monday Night Football. Wow. I've got it bad.

Posted by: mama winger votes for love at November 05, 2012 04:32 PM (P6QsQ)

336 AtC, I got the shake. It was...almost as good as that accidental pic from earlier.

It is proof that God loves me and wants me to be happy. Much like this - http://bit.ly/PSFwaR.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Whistling right through your troposphere. at November 05, 2012 04:32 PM (Gk3SS)

337 yep I'm getting that O ad over most of my screen when I go to YouTube too blech lots of weird isht from my many lib pals on FB all of a sudden too - really random crap like "federal investigation of Mitt!" etc - unsubstantiated hysterical headlines from probably Huffpo or who knows where

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 05, 2012 04:32 PM (J6kXj)

338 So, this is a post that was posted earlier in the list of posts? Or am I going postal?

Posted by: Not an Artist at November 05, 2012 04:32 PM (uRumV)

339 No Valu-Rite? What a rip-off

Posted by: Nora at November 05, 2012 04:33 PM (RGgMp)

340 I'm so sick today. don't worry, still voting! hope we (PA) can FINALLY make a difference in a GOOD way for freaking ONCE

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 05, 2012 04:33 PM (J6kXj)

341 340 It's old: Posted by: Whoever this is, it's definitely not Michael at November 05, 2012 01:54 PM (JVCVF)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:34 PM (aSf5o)

342 Per Romney campaign, 6 states within MOE. GOTV is VERY important as you all know.

Posted by: Paula at November 05, 2012 04:34 PM (IJNpz)

343 I can only imagine the insightful, penetrating questions Chris Berman has to offer.

"Will Jerry Jones opt to trade Tony Romo? C'mon man!"

Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 04:34 PM (sTS/8)

344 puddin'. Cake would go good with that too.

Posted by: 3.4Defects at November 05, 2012 04:34 PM (TaJDq)

345

POP.. I think I like your idea!!

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 05, 2012 04:34 PM (1hNQS)

346 338 AtC, It is proof that God loves me and wants me to be happy. Much like this - http://bit.ly/PSFwaR. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Whistling right through your troposphere. at November 05, 2012 08:32 PM (Gk3SS) That will most certainly do.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 04:34 PM (GEICT)

347 jewells45, at this point. Let it slide. Too little too late.

I answered one such earlier today. Artsy friend posted something saying how he thought modern technology made the Electoral College obsolete. With CT's help penned an answer to refute. Was polite and pointed out popular vote would mean 'win the cities and ignore the rest.' Then logged out and not been in that account since. Probably be Wednesday before I log into there again.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 04:34 PM (4nG/u)

348 Just wondering how many Americans Jay-Z and Springsteen promised to put back to work today. Anyone know?

Posted by: Scoop at November 05, 2012 04:34 PM (AzwZn)

349 Dems already worried. Saying earlier tallies wont favor them. read it on Hot air. lol

Posted by: Paul at November 05, 2012 04:34 PM (xwVUV)

350 Glad to be of service, jewells.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 05, 2012 04:35 PM (X3lox)

351 350 Modern technology makes imbeciles obsolete. (I even have a Marx quote about that. Let me see if I can find it.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:36 PM (aSf5o)

352 re: AtC post #338 That should get the Morons to go 'zug! zug!'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 04:36 PM (4nG/u)

353 New New Hampshire Poll! Romney 70%, Obama 20%, 10% Undecided; MOE +/- 30.99%. If restricted to likely voters: Romney 78%, Obama 11%, 11% Undecided; MOE 32.67 %.

Actually this "poll" is based on calls I made today for the Romney campaign. As you can probably guess from the numbers, only 10 of the hundred or so voters that I called were home, picked up the phone, and agreed to discuss their vote. One (an Obama voter) of the ten voters failed the likely voter screen, as he said he would vote "if he had time". One of the seven Romney voters confessed to being a Democrat, but was definitely voting for Romney.

The voters that were called came from an alphabetical list of registered voters, so would not have represented a random sample regardless of the number of responses. The "MOE" reported above is based on the population (800,000 voters) and sample size (10), but are not really meaningful, obviously.

Posted by: Bill M at November 05, 2012 04:36 PM (B5XJH)

354 Is Obama finished, except for whatever he does on MNF? I want to start celebrating. I am so sick and tired of his voice and face....

Posted by: LASue at November 05, 2012 04:37 PM (gjIQF)

355 Â“WeÂ’ve already banked a pretty big portion of our vote.Â”

Except I don't think they have- O's early numbers are down significantly from 2008. Bwaahahahahahahahahahaa. Posted by: LASue at November 05, 2012 08:29 PM (gjIQF)

What I think they have done is eat their seed corn.

I sure as heck as ready to pull this country back from the brink and send Moochillini back to buying off the rack at Lane Bryant in the Big Bad Broad section.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at November 05, 2012 04:37 PM (kXoT0)

356 Bill M at November 05, 2012 08:36 PM (B5XJH) Better than CNN's polling demographics

Posted by: Nora at November 05, 2012 04:38 PM (RGgMp)

357 The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people. Karl Marx Ergo, Capitalism is evil. QED.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:38 PM (aSf5o)

358 What's the big Eeyore deal with Romney campaigning on election day?

If I was a presidential candidate I'd be campaigning until the last poll closed, no matter if I was 10 points up.

What's revealing is that Obama isn't campaigning. He's apparently going off to play basketball......

If Obama had a chance of winning, wouldn't he repeat the magic of 2008 by campaigning until the last minute? Instead he seems to be pulling a Cartman "screw you guys I'm going home!"

Posted by: AussieMarcus at November 05, 2012 04:38 PM (8Spmv)

359 Is Obama taking tomorrow off? Slacker if so.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at November 05, 2012 04:39 PM (fCMdQ)

360 AussieMarcus, I think he's just all worn out! he sounded TERRIBLE in his last speech. this is a lot of work for our Barry! remember he is a delicate flower

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 05, 2012 04:39 PM (J6kXj)

361 I told him I wasn't going to even click on his silly links and if he wants to vote for his boyfriend then feel free. Over and out and good luck to ya loser.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 05, 2012 04:39 PM (1hNQS)

362 Nude Elbow post.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 05, 2012 04:40 PM (QupBk)

363

scoamf is going down and he knows it.

He's not magic anymore, note the small venue that he's using in Chi-town for his concession speech.

Along way from Grant Park in '08.

Posted by: seamrog at November 05, 2012 04:41 PM (afXC9)

364 363 Fl☭wer P☪wer.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:41 PM (aSf5o)

365 "Ergo, Capitalism is evil. QED. Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 08:38 PM (aSf5o)" iPod, iPod Touch, iPhone, iPad, iPad mini = Apple is evil by ur "logic?"

Posted by: Nora at November 05, 2012 04:41 PM (RGgMp)

366 Is Obama taking tomorrow off? Slacker if so. Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at November 05, 2012 08:39 PM (fCMdQ)

Yah, gonna play "hoops" with his boyz. He has not worked a day in four years. ValJar has kept him medicated and knee deep in his flavor faves....

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at November 05, 2012 04:41 PM (kXoT0)

367

I'm not tired at all, but I figure if I go to bed soon, I'll quickly fall asleep and remove two or three hours of waiting from my consciousness. First thing in the AM, a brisk walk to the polls and then 12-16 hours of total analysis immersion, probably punctuated by multiple moments of despair and elation.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2012 04:41 PM (GeD0A)

368 313 Who else is popping Xanax and heartburn pills like candy? I don't think I can make it another 24 hours plus.

Posted by: FL-Chick at November 05, 2012 08:24 PM (0vN24)

I am on my second block of pepperjack cheese and pickles.

I am clearly pregnant with anticipation for the rebirth of this great nation.

Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 05, 2012 04:41 PM (ovpNn)

369 Â“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.Â”

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2012 04:41 PM (hX8cq)

370 Ag I wish I could just give all the ettes a big hug, it will be okay. Just focus on the stuff you love for a day and give it a rest, get your strength and focus back up for the real job: kicking Romney's ass in line along with congress.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 04:41 PM (r4wIV)

371 What's the big Eeyore deal with Romney campaigning on election day?Posted by: AussieMarcus

Not worth the time or care to read why.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 05, 2012 04:41 PM (jo069)

372 368 Yes. I am a Marxist.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:42 PM (aSf5o)

373 >>> 368 Apple is evil by ur "logic?"

Pretty sure that's Marx's logic.

Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 04:42 PM (sTS/8)

374 362 Is Obama taking tomorrow off?

Slacker if so.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at November 05, 2012 08:39 PM (fCMdQ)

He campaigned and photo op'd hard for a week. Cut the lazy faggot assed bitch a break.

Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 05, 2012 04:42 PM (ovpNn)

375 Whoa, how's this for a story.....

Commenter on race42012 notes:

A reporter on Romney's campaign plane noted a very happy and upbeat Ann Romney declaring "We're going to win this!"

To which a very relaxed looking Romney smiled and said 'Yeah it's over"

I tell you what, if by some chance Romney loses he's got another career lined up. He either KNOWS he's going to win or he's the world's best actor.

Posted by: AussieMarcus at November 05, 2012 04:43 PM (8Spmv)

376 remember he is a delicate flower Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 05, 2012 08:39 PM (J6kXj)

I still say the Secret Service has to be scared spitless that Mooch is gonna put a beat down on him when he loses. They hated it when Hillary threw things at Bill. How do you tactfully bodyslam a FLOTUS who is out of control? Besides that it would take at least 5 guys to take Mooch down.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at November 05, 2012 04:43 PM (kXoT0)

377 Neu zuruck!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 04:44 PM (4nG/u)

378 380 Danke.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 04:45 PM (aSf5o)

379 Mass Suicides start tomorrow night.

Unemployment will fall next month because so many Democrats killed themselves.

THE OBAMA RECOVERY IS HERE BABY!

as in

THE COUNTRY IS ONE DAY AWAY FROM RECOVERING FROM THAT MOTHER FUCKING OBAMA

Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 05, 2012 04:45 PM (ovpNn)

380 As Mrs VIA shares the same last name with H.L. Mencken, I often look for good quotes from him, sort of like on the masthead here.

Anyhow, this one seems to get right to the heart of the liberal thought process.

"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule."

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 05, 2012 04:45 PM (BPyqV)

381 For the nervous, worried people:
http://youtu.be/UXt6-AFPZg4
Let the Peasall Sisters sing you some peace.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 04:46 PM (r4wIV)

382 GOTV? What channel is that? - My impersonation of a Dem

Posted by: MrX at November 05, 2012 04:46 PM (PxmNZ)

383 Will Moochelle go back to being ashamed of her country for the rest of her days? Will she pack off to the Riviera with Alex Balwin? Will she refuse to move out?

Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2012 04:47 PM (QX1B1)

384 378 Whoa, how's this for a story.....

Commenter on race42012 notes:

A reporter on Romney's campaign plane noted a very happy and upbeat Ann Romney declaring "We're going to win this!"

To which a very relaxed looking Romney smiled and said 'Yeah it's over"

I tell you what, if by some chance Romney loses he's got another career lined up. He either KNOWS he's going to win or he's the world's best actor.

Posted by: AussieMarcus at November 05, 2012 08:43 PM (8Spmv)

I bet you ten bucks the leak of the internal polling from Camp Mitt was reduced several points before release, to make it look tighter than it is and keep the fire lit under everyones ass.

53-47 BANK ON IT

Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 05, 2012 04:47 PM (ovpNn)

385 >>> 383 As Mrs VIA shares the same last name with H.L. Mencken, I often look for good quotes from him, sort of like on the masthead here.

Love Mencken, that archetype grouchy-old-white-guy-on-the-porch, despite his alleged racism.

Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 04:48 PM (sTS/8)

386 386 Will Moochelle go back to being ashamed of her country for the rest of her days? Will she pack off to the Riviera with Alex Balwin? Will she refuse to move out?

Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2012 08:47 PM (QX1B1)

dont give a fuck what she does as long as i dont have to hear jown rivers every call her Blackie-O again. Woman has so little class and certainly no where near the class that Jackie had.

Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 05, 2012 04:49 PM (ovpNn)

387 Â“Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.Â”

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2012 04:50 PM (hX8cq)

388 For the 'Ettes in no particular order (disclaimer: I neither know nor care about their politics)

Joe Manganiello
http://tinyurl.com/afbcfug

Clive Owen
http://tinyurl.com/acsc6re

Ryan Kwanten
http://tinyurl.com/8zqxu2t

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at November 05, 2012 04:53 PM (kXoT0)

389 Posted by: AussieMarcus at November 05, 2012 08:38 PM (8Spmv) Are people really eeyoring because Romney is campaigning tomorrow? That's silly. You have to look WHERE Romney is going. He's going into PA and OH. In PA, he's going to a county where he needs to have a really good showing. So he's doubling down on that county. Exactly what he needs to do. In OH, he wants to cut down Obama's margin in certain urban areas. These are key counties that Republicans have long known will help. The fact that he's even ABLE to do this is impressive. Obama did the same thing last time in IN. Did he not go in VA or NC as well? Bush went in OH on election day in 2004. It works when you're winning. Also, would you really want to campaign if it's a lost cause? Obama had 3 events today. Romney had 5 today and 5 yesterday. In fact, I don't think Romney is done yet for the night.

Posted by: MrX at November 05, 2012 04:53 PM (PxmNZ)

390

@387

Yeah. When you're behind, you leak things like "we're very close, within margin of error, only a point or two behind"

When you're ahead, you leak "we're ahead, but it's gonna be close so no resting on your laurels, get out there and vote!!"

Posted by: AussieMarcus at November 05, 2012 04:53 PM (EwxYH)

391 Â“You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building nests in your hair.Â”

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2012 04:54 PM (hX8cq)

392 Project ORCA, baby. Not sure how I'll document it. Maybe a picture of the polling place. Make sure one of us ORCA types strikes your name, morons!

Posted by: Doug Winship at November 05, 2012 04:54 PM (S6I/9)

393 "When a man begins to feel that he is the only one who can lead in this republic, he is guilty of treason to the spirit of our institutions." -Calvin Coolidge

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 04:55 PM (r4wIV)

394 It seems I have seen this post before. Or I am in an alternate universe going backwards. #ChristyBHasGoneOverDeepEnd

I am thinking of things to do tomorrow while not looking at the interwebs or tv all day to potentially tick me off, creating instant mayhem and rioting. I historically only listen to Rush then go dark until 7 or 8pm when polls close in Florida.

I may clean my house and refridgerator and useful stuff like that in my mania when not on my knees praying. Christmas shop online without peeking at gloom posts of Dems cheating at polls! Order pecans! Do stuff that I haven't done to catch up around here for months! Wear myself out on elliptical then do all of above. In reality I will probably be clinging to my Bible with my left hand and my lady shotgun with my right and staring at the wall in a fugue state (I don't know how to shoot it but I have one, and gun guy told husband it is a lady shotgun. It is not pink. If it ever gets cooler I will go shoot clay pigeons with gang of men I live with. I am quite sure I will be better than all of them). I have books to read. Prayers to pray between maniacal cleaning sprees. Deep breath. We will survive. I think I will play Adele and sing really loud. Make voodoo potato head of The Won. I have lots to do.

Tragically I forgot to order my special gin, Junipero, from NJ and figure they are pretty busy right now. So that will have to wait.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 05, 2012 04:56 PM (baL2B)

395 I have this lovely image of Ann Romney looking as sketched of inaugural gowns in my mind's eye. Anna Wintour, be damned, you know there are designers out there going crazy with the thought of designing a gown for a natural beauty with a great figure and true flair. If it was me, I would dress her in a gown that shaded from peacock blue around her face and neck to midnight blue at the hem and absolutely dripping with sapphires and diamonds.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at November 05, 2012 04:58 PM (kXoT0)

396 Has anyone heard from their church or parish about buses rolling to take people to vote? I heard Perkins today say the evangelicals are more charged up this election since Reagan. Can anyone validate this? I hope so.

Posted by: osu at November 05, 2012 04:59 PM (G4dDt)

397 I keep forgetting that I have to disable wi-fi in order to post here when I'm at home -- some kind of phantom ban has been laid on our router here without me having received any notice of it. Anyhoo... The State That Cannot be Named is a dead loss because of Joey Choo-Choo and a nearly completely moribund GOP. After voting first thing tomorrow morning, I'm heading up to Pennsylvania, where I'm going to be a poll watcher all day in Bucks County, one of the four suburban counties that surround Philadelphia. Woo-hoo!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 05, 2012 05:01 PM (NersQ)

398 Is this the chick Samwise Kimchee took showers with but did not bang? Oh well, I guess she fits the bill, two dimensional and fictional.

Posted by: catman at November 05, 2012 05:07 PM (YKUmW)

399 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at November 05, 2012 08:58 PM (kXoT0)

She is going to be a lovely First Lady. Thank you for a soothing image. My husband thanks you as well. I will focus on this tomorrow while I am in my trance.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 05, 2012 05:08 PM (baL2B)

400 399 Has anyone heard from their church or parish about buses rolling to take people to vote? I heard Perkins today say the evangelicals are more charged up this election since Reagan. Can anyone validate this? I hope so. Posted by: osu at November 05, 2012 08:59 PM (G4dDt) Heard a little about it on Beck. There was a guest (voice only) that was on talking about this. He says it's not just evangelicals, but that they've actually linked with other religions to defeat Obama because of "shared values". Catholics and Christians are vocally telling people to vote for their values. They are active and will be volunteering on election day. BTW, (different topic), I'm hearing there is a real hate of Obama in PA. Only in Philly can he go, but he doesn't dare for fear of losing other parts of the state. That's why he sent Clinton. Obama can't go in PA. So Romney is going tomorrow to PA since Obama can't follow him.

Posted by: MrX at November 05, 2012 05:09 PM (PxmNZ)

401 @399, my pastor rarely talks about politics. But yesterday he basically told people to vote "biblical values" and that he felt led that the outcome of this election may determine whether their children and grandchildren will be persecuted for their faith. I know that seems kinda melodramatic but I've sometimes had the same thought. Look at what the 0 is doing to the Catholic church. I don't think it is far-fetched at all. He said if you couldn't vote biblical values, stay home. If you knew my pastor, you would know that he must feel extremely strongly about this to even mention it. My church is very diverse, and so I suspect we have a lot of 0 supporters among the AAs. So basically he was saying, without mentioning any names, vote for Romney or stay home. I truly believe a second Obama term would be devastating to religious (and other) freedom, among other things.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 05, 2012 05:24 PM (6zgse)

402 Is this the chick Samwise Kimchee took showers with but did not bang? Oh well, I guess she fits the bill, two dimensional and fictional.

---

Julia?

Posted by: mediumheadboy at November 05, 2012 05:31 PM (WMsq+)

403 Just want to say, another way to help is if you know a SAHM mom with little kids, offer to watch her kids while she votes. She could bring them, but it's so much easier without, esp. if there's a long line.

Posted by: elizabethe votes for Romney/Ryan and butterscotch at November 05, 2012 05:34 PM (TOBhV)

404 thank you for making the phone calls, folks!

ORCA is set up to target the calls.

Posted by: fluffy, tipsy orcist at November 05, 2012 05:35 PM (5ggkP)

405 Glad that Mitt is going to be campaigning all the way to the end. Shows that the man is serious about winning and will do whatever he can.

He wants to win unlike jaun mclame in 2008.

Posted by: GMB sub assult group leader. Vegatable Liberation Front. at November 05, 2012 05:39 PM (kPe9l)

406 I need Vicodin. I have pain. Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at November 05, 2012 08:06 PM (XvrTA) Let the homemade pudding cool to room temperature or lower before you dip. Owie.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 05, 2012 06:00 PM (Rhie+)

407 Thank you for a soothing image. My husband thanks you as well. I will focus on this tomorrow while I am in my trance.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 05, 2012 09:08 PM (baL2B)

You are welcome and hubby too!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at November 05, 2012 06:04 PM (kXoT0)

408 I will be working all day as an election judge Hopefully I will get to kick some UN observers ass to the curb if they try to disrupt our voting process. I know that I cannot qualify for pudding since I will not be directly volunteering for a campaign, but I feel that by being part of the process I can at least be sure the precinct I support is free of fraud and coercion. God bless all you out there who are manning those phones and driving people. etc. Pray hard Morons.

Posted by: SA Rose wants to drink margaritas on election night at November 05, 2012 06:19 PM (bPJlD)

409 Ah, the lovely Sam. If I was a man like Zed, I'd have a woman like Sam.

Posted by: US State Department at November 05, 2012 07:10 PM (CFrIf)

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