June 24, 2012
— Gang of Gaming Morons! Afternoon 'Rons and 'Ettes! Zakn here! I apologize for the absence of the Gaming thread. I've been working a ton, so I neglected working on a post. Neglect no longer!
In our last Thread I brought up the Humble Indie Bundle V. They sold almost 600,000 bundles raising just over 5 million bucks. A portion of that went to a great Charity called Child's Play.
Point you ask? Yes. So i've been playing a grip of Super Meatboy. That's so last year you might say. Agreed. Where I'm going with this is Indie Game: The Movie. A bunch of professional nerds I follow on teh Twitters were raving about it, so I went and paid my 10 bucks (I think it's on Netflix streaming as well) for the DRM free edition. The Movie follows the people that made Super Meatboy, and Phil Fish who made Fez. Everyone has been losing their bowels about Fez, so I was interested. It was neat to see the ups and downs of these dudes as they went through the grinder making and marketing their games.
If you run a small Business, I recommend watching it. Small 2-3 Dude shops versus large companies of 700+ developers In between Playing Eve and Super Meatboy, I've been terrifying myself with Amnesia: The Dark Descent.
The game is pretty cool because you can't actually fight anything. All you can do is run and hide. Very opposite to where everything else in gaming has been going. Plus there's a sequel coming out soon. Don't know if I'm going to get it. This damn thing is rough enough on my senses. Don't let me discourage you from it, it's an awesome play.
So Eve Stuff.
I made a public chat channel for us. It's AoSHQ It's a troll free zone. Don't care if you are blue or red, Hisec carebear noob or whatever. It's for Morons to chat about stuff in game. Save the troll stuff for Kugu or the Eve-O forums. Channel is for light banter and chat about all things Moron.
My bud on Twitter Koopy was asking me about Eve. Where we play etc. Eve is a one shard game. Everything that happens on Eve affects everyone else. Unlike other MMO's there aren't different Servers. Goons messing around with the faction warfare LP system jacked with everyone else that does FW. Man, did that story blow up lol.
Few more things and then it's your thread. Last thread I posted a vid from a fight between Test/PL vs Nuli down in Delve. (Map link lower left hand area). This "war" has sparked massive butt-hurt and bad posting. Why am I talking about this you ask? This is why.
It's a parody of the Call me Maybe vid dri posted in the sidebar earlier this week. My bro from the ONT, The Dude, hooked me up with a LoL version, which is probably cooler
Anyways. My Alliance is Deployed, which is one of my favorite things in game. We literally pick up sticks and head off to the buttcrack of space to go mess with someone. Leave a few alts to manage the infrastructure, but beyond that it's Starship Troopers. Even my Alt which does t2 production gets enlisted to do things. Oh you guys are Ratting there? Alt camps there and scares everyone off with probes. Love him or hate him, The Mittani had a great line about war in Eve when we kicked off the Branch war. Do everything you can do to ruin the lives of our enemies through the Eve Online Client.
And if you get comfortable with neuts in system...well you know what time it is... (linking the whole vid)
That's All I have this week friends. Hit me up on the Twitter if you roll like that.
Also. I got a great deal on a larger SSD than the one I'm currently using. I would prefer to not do a clean install or buy image software to migrate over to the new drive. If you have a good guide or advice, post it in the Breitbart section. I am using Win7 and have extra SATA blah blah blah. TIA
SilverGTP here with some news you can possibly use. This Tuesday is the release of the Mass Effect 3 Extended Cut DLC. This contains the alternate endings so be sure to download it. If you don't like the new endings, perhaps an FCC complaint will get new ones. It worked the first time, why not again?
A new Gears of War game is in the works, for release next year. You thought you won the war but there's always room for a prequel! Judgment is all about Baird and includes new multiplayer modes such as Overrun:
The Goonswarm struck again within EVE. This time hitting the economy for tons of ISK. More here.
Moronette Polliwogette has created a WoW Horde guild on Hellscream called Val U rite Pudding. If you play WoW then join up and raid everything!
Keep an eye on this website for news about a venture between Adult Swim and Valve. It's sure to be humorous, whatever it is.
Forza Horizon releases this fall and it looks to be a step backward in the franchise. Anyone who played Test Drive Unlimited 2 will instantly recognize this Forza, since it's the same game:
Fans of Star Trek might be excited to see the E3 announcement of a new game, simply called 'Star Trek'. The only decent game I've played is Star Trek Online and this new one looks a lot like Mass Effect. We'll just have to wait and see:
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That's all the news I have this week. Summer is always a bit slow for gaming although it's a great time to buy used copies of games for cheap and to trade in old games towards pre-orders for this fall.
As always, find me on Twitter.
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Appreciate the guild mention SilverGTP.
Due to the fact that guilds are case sensitive, I do have to add the the name is Val U Rite Pudding. Anachronda has signed the charter but we nee 3 more to get the guild actually running. Anyone who wants to sign the charter can Let me know in-thread or message me @Polliwogette on Twitter.
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 24, 2012 10:55 AM (Qe7jo)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 24, 2012 10:56 AM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 24, 2012 02:56 PM (r4wIV)
Honestly, I'm not sure why I like WoW more than DDO, although it doesn't make me motion sick like DDO so that's probably a factor.
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 24, 2012 11:02 AM (Qe7jo)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 24, 2012 11:04 AM (44/AS)
Posted by: jobs at June 24, 2012 11:07 AM (HOOye)
Posted by: BTM at June 24, 2012 11:12 AM (nD2pm)
Posted by: jobs at June 24, 2012 11:13 AM (HOOye)
Posted by: Jimmuy at June 24, 2012 11:13 AM (kSaUf)
Posted by: jobs at June 24, 2012 03:07 PM (HOOye)
John would have loved that job, although he was an accountant not an economist. The auction houses were his favorite thing on *any* MMORPG that he played. He was also ABD in the logistics side of transportation planning which has at least some over-lap.
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 24, 2012 11:14 AM (Qe7jo)
Posted by: Moe, Larry and Curley at June 24, 2012 11:19 AM (YVbwx)
He's not really a god, he can't make it rain.
Posted by: Kinder, Gentler HeatherRadish™ at June 24, 2012 11:25 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Revvy at June 24, 2012 11:26 AM (ixgX2)
Posted by: watching euro2012: go England! at June 24, 2012 11:34 AM (HOOye)
Posted by: toby928© at June 24, 2012 11:36 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at June 24, 2012 11:43 AM (csi6Y)
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He could, if he hadn't forgotten to ask for the keys to HAARP.
Posted by: Darth Cheney at June 24, 2012 11:44 AM (c16IJ)
I've had my eye on building around the Intel I-5 2500K Sandy for it's OC capabilities, however, since it's release not long ago, I'm now looking at the I-5 3570K Ivy Bridge...any opinions/feedback????
Posted by: Absolut Krieg at June 24, 2012 11:48 AM (pijDW)
Good grief, I just read an entire post and I do not think I understood one word, till the end there, where it said something about Twitter, which I heard died the other day.
And what about Pong?
Posted by: Mister Money at June 24, 2012 11:52 AM (wN82N)
Posted by: John P. Squibob at June 24, 2012 11:54 AM (kqqGm)
Posted by: nickless at June 24, 2012 12:03 PM (MMC8r)
I'd like to play Guild Wars 2. Star Trek Online is too repetitive and not immersive enough for my tastes. LoTRO is fun, though I'm not much for endgame. I want to like sandbox games, badly. I've dabbled in Fallen Earth but I'm discouraged by the learning curve, wondering if the whole game feels so plodding. The occasional EVE trial puts me in a similar position. Repopulation is looking quite good. I'm definitely into crafting, making a home, exploring a world.
Posted by: Crispian at June 24, 2012 12:03 PM (uBMtY)
Posted by: toby928© at June 24, 2012 12:13 PM (QupBk)
Also, if there are people who like big/long RTS games, I'd advise checking out Sins of a Solar Empire. Huge maps, and fun race/classes to play.
Similar space RTS is Star Ruler, where it's not as impressive graphically, but you can heavily customize yourself, down to how your ships are outfitted. So you could have slow moving warships larger than planets, small speedy fighters, or somewhere in between. You also get to chose between piloting the ships with people or AI which both have pros/cons.
Posted by: Johnnytightlips at June 24, 2012 12:14 PM (WvoOT)
Posted by: jjmurphy at June 24, 2012 12:15 PM (gWO5X)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at June 24, 2012 12:16 PM (csi6Y)
EVE is an occasional temptation, if only because watching the latest havoc the Goons get up to is my personal equivalent to soap opera. It's like an interactive trainwreck! Never took the plunge, though.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at June 24, 2012 12:20 PM (x8wJs)
Posted by: Moe, Larry and Curley at June 24, 2012 12:30 PM (YVbwx)
Posted by: Deety is a GenXer at June 24, 2012 12:40 PM (rH+V2)
point of order on mass effect 3 extended: it's added content to further explain the ending to all the slope-browed yokels who didn't understand 'artistic intent' of the original ending. (yah, i'm one of them)
i've never played a game with an ending that so sent me into a primal, seething rage. close second would be a tie: then ending of Halo 2 and the ending of KotoR: the Sith Lord.
the download for ME3:EC is going to be 1.9gb and on June 26th, i forsee DLS and cable connections being abused beyond all imagination.
all i gots to say is that if i don't end up on Rannoch building a house for my Quarian space waifu when i finish ME3, bioware will have jacked up the game... again.
Posted by: hack at June 24, 2012 12:41 PM (zAZNI)
I would if I could ever find you dang rogues. You spring all my traps, avoid my flares, and disappear just as I get ready to kill you. That is if I ever can escape your saps and stuns.
Posted by: jjmurphy at June 24, 2012 12:41 PM (gWO5X)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at June 24, 2012 04:16 PM (csi6Y)
I'm not completely sold either, though the lack of subscription, the high quality, and break from usual questing is appealing.
Posted by: Crispian at June 24, 2012 12:49 PM (uBMtY)
******
Whatever the SCOTUS ruling re Obamacare, thank you to, former FL AG Bill McCollum, for leading the fight for freedom from an overreaching POTUS
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 12:53 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: speedster1 at June 24, 2012 12:58 PM (yeM7r)
Posted by: Deety is a GenXer at June 24, 2012 12:59 PM (rH+V2)
Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at June 24, 2012 01:00 PM (SS8WM)
I can do GPU and Mobo repair too!
Also, I have a great PS3 60gig, which is HARDWARE compatible with PS1-2! ($200)
Email me, my user name below at hotmail.. (I don't mean to be spamming, just letting the 'rons and 'ettes know there is hope for dead gaming wares!)
As for games, I was playing SW:TOR, but I can't while I'm studying a new hobby.. They just offered free transfers for about 7 servers to 1 central one.. I think they should have done that a while ago, or launched with less servers,but they were trying to avoid the mistake SWGalaxies made, and I don't really blame them, being there for BOTH launches lol.
For my quick gaming fixes, I've been playing on Kongregate, and have found lots of great lil games there (and some stinkers too)
Well, Ok, back to lurker mode! See ya'll next time!
Posted by: JarvisWats at June 24, 2012 01:10 PM (8yPsP)
Posted by: Alice's Clone Army at June 24, 2012 01:15 PM (XPwkV)
Posted by: Grimaldi at June 24, 2012 01:18 PM (Y+ylN)
Posted by: And Irresolute at June 24, 2012 01:21 PM (RC3M9)
Posted by: gogman at June 24, 2012 01:24 PM (MqMvQ)
Posted by: burn in hell at June 24, 2012 01:28 PM (HOOye)
Playing through Fallout 3 again. Surprisingly fun.
Posted by: Alice's Clone Army at June 24, 2012 05:15 PM (XPwkV)
I dont know why anyone plays that anymore when New Vegas was so much better, fixed everything that was annoying about FO3, particularly the preachyness.
Like, I'm supposed to take a communists advice and kill all the rich people so the poor people can live in their house? And it was made in the Bush years, so all the conservatives are portrayed as racists having blind trust in the government. Kind of ironic now.
Dude fuck that game.
Posted by: indigo child at June 24, 2012 01:33 PM (xXhWA)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 24, 2012 01:33 PM (VE1KN)
there is no Steam for Linux
Posted by: chemjeff at June 24, 2012 05:34 PM (VE1KN)
Theres no Direct X for Mac or Linnux, so it doesn't matter.
Posted by: indigo child at June 24, 2012 01:38 PM (xXhWA)
Posted by: Jean at June 24, 2012 04:55 PM (elbGQ)
No monthly fee for GW2 - a major selling point for me! You buy the game and then you play it.
Posted by: Crispian at June 24, 2012 01:43 PM (uBMtY)
Valve has been making noises about a Steam port to Linux. This isn't expected to mean a flood of new Linux games, though. It is believed to be a step towards a Valve console that a lot of developers would be easily enticed in porting to. Many of them might become more likely to support desktop Linux versions of their games if supporting the console gets them much of the way there. The question would remain whether the numbers would be there, especially with Valve pushing the console.
Another example of consumers being interested in buying Linux devices but not Linux itself, as seen with Android phones, TiVo, and various other devices. The lesson being to not sell Linux but sell functionality and branding specific to that functionality.
Posted by: epobirs at June 24, 2012 01:47 PM (kcfmt)
Never gets old.
************
I took the time to find a translation.
Steevy would approve.
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at June 24, 2012 01:48 PM (pJbuO)
Posted by: Deety is a GenXer at June 24, 2012 01:50 PM (rH+V2)
And how about listening to some real music instead of that diddly-dee crap?
Posted by: deety's ceiling fan at June 24, 2012 01:57 PM (nrW1y)
Number of months ago I was going through some boxes of old games. I came across Age of Empires, and for the hell of it started reading the instruction book that came with it.
Tell you what. Want a really quick, easy to read book of Ancient Empires? That's the one. Ton of info, and also mentions how there, for some reason, seems to have been at least 2 upheavals in different times in the old world that caused mass migration and destruction of Empires.
Good reading, actually.
Plus I always liked that game...
Posted by: HH at June 24, 2012 02:03 PM (v+ExF)
Posted by: deety's ceiling fan at June 24, 2012 05:57 PM (nrW1y)
Dunno what deety is listening to, but I love Celtic Rock.
Posted by: HH at June 24, 2012 02:09 PM (v+ExF)
Posted by: HH at June 24, 2012 02:33 PM (v+ExF)
Posted by: Deety is a GenXer at June 24, 2012 02:33 PM (rH+V2)
Posted by: Deety is a GenXer at June 24, 2012 02:35 PM (rH+V2)
Posted by: Deety is a GenXer at June 24, 2012 06:33 PM (rH+V2)
(laughs)
Methinks you and I are listening to something different from each other...
Posted by: HH at June 24, 2012 02:37 PM (v+ExF)
Check out We Were Promised Jetpacks.
http://tinyurl.com/c8zhv5
Posted by: Dang at June 24, 2012 03:15 PM (Ky1+e)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 24, 2012 03:35 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: FPW at June 24, 2012 03:43 PM (BDNF5)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2012 03:55 PM (3inkD)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at June 24, 2012 04:06 PM (csi6Y)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2012 04:07 PM (3inkD)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2012 04:07 PM (3inkD)
My Daughter got married in Perido Beach, Fla. Monday. We left the following Saturday. From the radar it looks like we picked a good time to leave. We got in at 2am this morning.
Have I missed anything his week?
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 24, 2012 04:29 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 24, 2012 08:33 PM (JKNDp)
Glad you missed the weather. As to what else you missed....I guess you could say Fast and Furious has finally broken, although the networks still seem to be trying to pretend it's not *really* that big a deal. No news from SCOTUS on ObamaCare or The deal in AZ, so I think that's pretty much it. Oh, Aaron Walker got himself some *good* legal help and is taking the fight to BK which is most likely a good thing.
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 24, 2012 04:37 PM (Qe7jo)
Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2012 04:40 PM (Xb3hu)
Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2012 04:43 PM (Xb3hu)
Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2012 04:45 PM (Xb3hu)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 24, 2012 08:39 PM (3yCFy)
Hola. I have a question about your new name and don't want to ask on Twitter because I don't want the stupid @RedScare bot. You said you liked it because that was the bird who told Nixon that Hiss (what a name) was a traitor. Was that a codename for someone? I started to read Chamber's book but didn't finish so I don't know as much about the whole thing as I should.
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 24, 2012 04:51 PM (Qe7jo)
Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2012 04:53 PM (Xb3hu)
Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2012 04:55 PM (Xb3hu)
The reporters that write these and use this adjective should be emailed and twitterbombed with comments that insist they correct their stories, or never use "botched" in writing about it further.
Nothing went wrong. Nothing got botched. What is being examined has nothing to do with the program's execution, and everything to do with its command and control.
It is exactly the same as Watergate. It was not the burglary, but about the coverup of its initiation and direction.
It's the coverup, stupid.
And that is the message these MFM "reporter" twerps need to hear. IT"S THE COVERUP, STUPID!
You want a fucking Pulitzer? Forget trying to change diapers for your baby boy preezy. He's toast. See if you can outdo Woodward and Bernstein.
Posted by: TheLittlShiningMan at June 24, 2012 04:56 PM (PH+2B)
Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at June 24, 2012 05:00 PM (0XbWx)
Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2012 05:03 PM (Xb3hu)
Posted by: Cheri at June 24, 2012 05:04 PM (0s4YQ)
Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2012 05:09 PM (Xb3hu)
I think it is to Steevy but hardly surprising. Some more of that smart diplomacy.
Posted by: Cheri at June 24, 2012 05:10 PM (0s4YQ)
Posted by: Anachronda at June 24, 2012 05:11 PM (dramD)
Xbox has Halo and a couple other popular games exclusive, just like PS3 has Lil Big Planet etc.
So, get an Xbox, with HDMI, and as large a hard drive as you can afford. Then get a gamefly account, so he can check out games before you buy them (like $10-20 a month)
Posted by: JarvisWats at June 24, 2012 05:11 PM (8yPsP)
Posted by: Viridian at June 24, 2012 05:14 PM (X7+Wq)
Posted by: Deety is a GenXer at June 24, 2012 05:19 PM (rH+V2)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 05:20 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 24, 2012 05:23 PM (bxiXv)
??? I gotta get out more. No, wait, that's the problem. I do get out. That's why I don't know what the hell above means. Never mind.
Posted by: Alaskan Warthog at June 24, 2012 05:23 PM (g150w)
Posted by: Deety is a GenXer at June 24, 2012 05:27 PM (rH+V2)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 24, 2012 05:29 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: macintx at June 24, 2012 05:30 PM (ucs8Y)
Strong America first message.... We can't sit back and watch things happen....If we don't take a leadership role someone else will...
She received a standing ovation.
http://yhoo.it/PSQCbi
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 05:35 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Craig Poe at June 24, 2012 05:43 PM (BVkEs)
If anyone is in N. Dallas West Plano, be on the lookout for a 47 yr old Blonde woman in Grey pants. She suffers from migraines and went missing from her backyard Fri afternoon. She didn't take anything with her. Possibly seen in Frankford/Preston area!
There is a facebook page if anyone wants to help.
Posted by: JarvisWats at June 24, 2012 05:43 PM (8yPsP)
Posted by: seaniep at June 24, 2012 05:44 PM (+gR1F)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 24, 2012 05:45 PM (JKNDp)
****
Netflix not only has Magnum P.I. and Miami Vice, but Rockford Files and Quincy as well.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 05:48 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2012 05:49 PM (Xb3hu)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 05:50 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Y-not tries to get ONT going by commenting here at June 24, 2012 05:53 PM (5H6zj)
Chamber told Nixon that Hiss was an avid birdwatcher, and would talk your ear off about the time he saw a prothonotary warbler if you gave him a chance.
Next time Nixon met Hiss, he said, "Hey, I hear you like birdwatching," and Hiss responded (paraphrased), "Oh, dude! This one time? I totally saw a prothonotary warbler! Let me tell you all about it..."
Nixon now knew who was telling the truth.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 24, 2012 06:03 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: nickless at June 24, 2012 09:44 PM (MMC8r)
Is that so they understand the meaning of pain?
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2012 06:04 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Y-not, mysterious mistress of magic at June 24, 2012 06:10 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 24, 2012 10:03 PM (3yCFy)
Lol, I wonder if Hiss ever figured out what got him. Thanks for the explanation.
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 24, 2012 07:54 PM (Qe7jo)
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Its not that they aren't fun but you aren't a GAMER if you play these things, in my book.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 24, 2012 10:50 AM (r4wIV)