April 14, 2021

The Morning Rant 04-14-2021 [OregonMuse]
— Ace Open Blog


An Open Letter

To: Saturday Night Live

cc: Jimmy Kimmel, Trevor Noah, John Oliver, Jimmy Fallon, Samantha Bee, Stephen Colbert, etc.

So here is a story about one of the founds of Black Lives Matter, Patrisse Khan-Cullors, has made some rather eye-opening real estate purchases. Apparently, she
...went on a real estate buying binge, snagging four high-end homes for $3.2 million in the US alone, according to property records.

[She] also eyed property in the Bahamas at an ultra-exclusive resort where Justin Timberlake and Tiger Woods both have homes...Luxury apartments and townhouses at the beachfront Albany resort outside Nassau are priced between $5 million and $20 million, according to a local agent.

[She also] last month purchased a $1.4 million home on a secluded road a short drive from Malibu in Los Angeles, according to a report...The Topanga Canyon homestead, which includes two houses on a quarter-acre, is just one of three homes Khan-Cullors owns in the Los Angeles area, public records show.
You guys do political comedy, right? You guys like going after the rich and famous, right? You guys pride yourself on speaking truth to power, right? Well then, I can't figure out why none of you have yet to mention this. I mean, just look at it: a social justice activist, a self-described Marxist, has just spent millions of dollars on real estate, and not only that, most of them are in neighborhoods you guys would no doubt describe as "lily-white" if the buyer here was, say, Tucker Carlson or Ivanka Trump.

This a double bacon cheeseburger of hypocrisy here. While claiming to be all about social justice and against oppression, when presented with the opportunity, Khan-Cullors chooses to spend her money just like the oppressor class.

Isn't that rich? I mean, SHE'S certainly rich. But the situation she has put herself in, how ripe for comedy is that? Of course, BLM denies that they're paying her any kind of a salary, which makes you wonder where she's getting her money from, but that's something for another day. The point is, can't you see what you've got here? This is not a big, fat, slow hanging curve ball lazily drifting across the plate with a "HIT ME!" sticky-note attached to it, it's even better. It's a big plastic whiffle ball propped up in one of those T-ball stands, not moving, just sitting there, all fat and juicy, waiting for one of your writers to step right up and knock it out of the park.

Because you're all about showing how stunning and brave you are, right? Bold, fearless comedy that challenges dominant power structures and subverts our expectations, right? Oh, and I almost forgot, transgresses traditional boundaries. Did I do that right? I don't speak the language naturally, but hopefully this makes sense.

So I can't wait to see what you do with this, as pulling the rug out from wealthy, privileged, hypocritical entitled loudmouths is what you like to do. Because, as her real estate buying binge shows, it would be harder to find a more wealthy, privileged, hypocritical entitled loudmouth than Ms. Patrisse Khan-Cullors.

Right?

Very Truly Yours,

GorillaPundit

PS -- If you're having trouble coming up with anything to make fun of, just think of how you'd be reacting if this were Ron DeSantis or Marjorie Taylor Green. I think you'd find enough material to last for several weeks at least.





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Please submit any prayer requests to me, "Annie’s Stew” (apaslo atsign hotmail dot com).

Prayer Requests:

12/12 – Katya, the designated driver sends an update that she was in the ER with shortness of breath last weekend, and has found she has a blood clot in her lung now. The blood thinner she was on for the clot in her leg wasn’t doing the job, so she is giving herself injections twice a day of enoxaparin sodium. She feels good, mostly. She sends her thanks for prayers and support through her chemo treatments.

2/16 Update – Katya sent word that her surgery went great, but she’s had some issues since then. (The blood thinner medication for blood clots caused low blood pressure. Then she was losing blood, which caused dizziness and confusion. She got 4 units of blood, so that seems to be getting better. Her pneumonia and chemo have not helped with all of this, but it is getting better.) The surgeon thinks they got 99% of the cancer during surgery. And she is so happy that the surgery is over!

3/2 Update – Katya says she is healing well now, and things are back on track with her treatment.

3/23 Update – Katya continues to heal well from the mastectomy. She still is dealing with pneumonia, but has oxygen at home, which is helping, and she will see a pulmonologist on 3/31. She will start 6 weeks of radiation therapy on Thursday (3/25).

3/29 Update – Katya’s incisions have separated in several spots, so she cannot proceed with radiation until they are healed. Her new date to begin is April 8.

2/19 – Pooky’s Girl requests prayers for Pooky, as he is going to have surgery to correct his deviated septum on 3/9. She is praying that the anesthesia works (he’s had problems with that in the past) and that it helps him breathe better and in turn helps his mental state.

3/16 Update – Pooky’s surgery went very well! He’s now adjusting to being able to really breathe for the first time in years. Pooky and Pooky’s Girl are very thankful for the many prayers sent on their behalf.

 3/3 – FenelonSpoke also passed along a prayer request for Farmer mentioned the other night that his wife Jules's mother was near death in hospice so they need strength and comfort and a peaceful passing of his MIL who has been in hospice for about five months.

 3/10 – Ladyl requests prayers for her friend Teresa, who is getting a bone marrow transplant for multiple myeloma on 3/11.

 3/16 – Pollywog the ‘Ette requests prayers for "Thing From Snowy Mountain”. He sends thanks for the prayers for his mother’s recovery from Covid, and for him as he struggled against the people who wanted her to be left to die. Now he needs wisdom, strength, favor as he negotiates the bureaucracy that almost killed his Mom, and for financial provision to care for her.

 3/24 – Cranford Pundit requests prayers for his long-time coworker and friend Pete, who was diagnosed with Stage 4 colon cancer that spread to his liver. His cancer inoperable, but they are starting aggressive chemo the week of 3/29. While he will not be cured, please pray for the quality of his life, wisdom for him and for his wife, and for their two elementary-school-age children.

 3/31 – Roxxee requests prayers for her daughter. She was on our prayer list at Christmastime, as she was in a deep psychosis then, but she did get treatment and was improving. Now she is backsliding again and has quit her job (which will cause her to lose her insurance). She will not listen to her doctors or Roxxee, and as she is an adult, there is nothing they can do. Roxxee requests prayers for her daughter to realize that her life is spinning out of control and she needs help, and for strength and peace for herself as she tries to cope.

4/5 – Captain Whitebread asks for prayers of healing for his sister, who has been diagnosed with diastolic heart failure, and prayers for strength for her and those who depend on her: her Mom (who is retired), her adult son (who is autistic and cannot work), her grand-niece who she is raising.


For Healing:

3/3 – FenelonSpoke requested prayers on Backwards Boy’s behalf. Backwards Gal is very ill and he doesn't think she'll live through the year. So prayers for a miracle of healing andthat God surrounds them with grace and strength in whatever ways are needed.

 3/3 – FenelonSpoke requested prayers for .....(ellipsis), who has been sick since the winter of 2020 and needs healing).

4/3 – My life is insanity asks for prayers for peace of mind and healing for her sister, who just learned that her breast cancer from 6 years ago has spread to her spine. She has a small tumor at the base of her neck and a fracture in her lower back. She is waiting on a treatment plan and is unsure at this time what that will bring.

 4/12 – Slapweasel requests prayers for Jonathan the Bear, for his upcoming surgery, and for strength and recovery.

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Posted by: Ace Open Blog at 11:14 AM | Comments (427)
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1 luv dat big aip

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2021 11:14 AM (yrol0)

2 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 14, 2021 11:14 AM (LvTSG)

3 Anne Hathaway and Steve Carell of Get Smart the movie.

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 14, 2021 11:14 AM (/XOcP)

4 Anne Hathaway and Steve Carrell
Get Smart

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 14, 2021 11:14 AM (LvTSG)

5 She is adorable.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 11:15 AM (w+G+m)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)

7 Also.  Into Butt Stuff.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 11:15 AM (w+G+m)

8 Who Dis: Ella Enchanted and Michael Scott

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 14, 2021 11:15 AM (cwI4U)

9 Steve Carrell and Whatsherface from Get Smart.
(Are there 'Ettes who think Carrell is handsome?)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 14, 2021 11:16 AM (dfRN6)

10 I could never watch The Office -- I'm an office manager, and I hated how they made Carell's character look like a doofus.  But Carell was the absolute best modern choice to play Uncle Arthur in Bewitched with Nicole Kidman, and from what I saw he handled the role of Maxwell Smart pretty well.  He's also talented at dramatic roles.

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 14, 2021 11:16 AM (/XOcP)

11 With all that money why doesn't she get that hideous mole removed?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 14, 2021 11:16 AM (FMoYW)

12 Hathaway showed her fabulous cans in a few films. She's a twat, but the boobs are spectacular.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 14, 2021 11:17 AM (VWp7G)

13 White privilege....they got a phone.

Posted by: BignJames at April 14, 2021 11:17 AM (AwYPR)

14 Mmmmmm. Pho.  Morning all. Day three of vacation. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2021 11:17 AM (OCTRt)

15 >>With all that money why doesn't she get that hideous mole removed?

Look at her face!
She needs the distraction.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 11:17 AM (w+G+m)

16
(Are there 'Ettes who think Carrell is handsome?) Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 14, 2021 11:16 AM (dfRN6)


Not this one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2021 11:17 AM (Ez6QX)

17
You guys do political comedy, right? You guys like going after the rich and famous, right? You guys pride yourself on speaking truth to power, right? Well then, I can't figure out why none of you have yet to mention this.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:: deep breath ::
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: SNL Writers Association at April 14, 2021 11:17 AM (Jsjd7)

18 10I could never watchThe Office-- I'm an office manager, and I hated how they made Carell's character look like a doofus. But Carell was the absolute best modern choice to play Uncle Arthur inBewitchedwith Nicole Kidman, and from what I saw he handled the role of Maxwell Smart pretty well. He's also talented at dramatic roles.

Posted by:_Wolfus Aurelius_at April 14, 2021 11:16 AM (/XOcP)

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Foxcatcher. The movie is a bit dull, but he's great. So is Channing Tatum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 14, 2021 11:17 AM (LvTSG)

19 The irony in the 1970 and 2020 comparison is that in both cases, they have the exact same politics...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who is strongly in favor of good dental hygine at April 14, 2021 11:17 AM (PiwSw)

20 Anne Hathaway is always easy to identify, she's got Anime features.  Gorgeous girl though.

I grew up that kind of poor.  We had several Christmases where we didn't have money for gifts.  We had a tree with notes on it we wrote; things we'd do for each other all year long.  I think I liked that kind of Christmas best of all.  I wore the same shirt my oldest brother 8 years older than I wore at that age.  No matter how much you think it is overcharged to fix your electronic equipment... the guys doing the labor didn't get paid crap.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 11:18 AM (KZzsI)

21 Anne Hathaway has teh hawt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2021 11:18 AM (Jsjd7)

22 Miss Jane Hathaway and Pat Carroll

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2021 11:18 AM (s2VJv)

23 as it's been endorsed by Scientific Scamerican, we are now officially in a Climate Emergency.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 14, 2021 11:18 AM (4a9Vv)

24 I never understood the whole Steve Carell thing......

Much like Bob Saget, their 'comedy' eludes me, I guess......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)

25 I was born a poor LGBTBLMBLT child.

Posted by: A poor LGBTBLMBLT child. at April 14, 2021 11:19 AM (Tnijr)

26 >Hathaway showed her fabulous cans in a few films. She's a twat, but the boobs are spectacular.

That Fashion Movie she was in...no tits, but the Montage of her wearing all those clothes is fantastic. 
 Love a woman in tasteful clothing.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 11:19 AM (w+G+m)

27 Carell was in a serious movie called "The Way Way Back".  He played a creepy guy pretty effectively.
I hated the movie because I can't stand the genre of people behaving badly and then whinging about it.  (See "Sideways".)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 14, 2021 11:19 AM (dfRN6)

28 >>>could never watch The Office

The Office is good for two, maybe three seasons, tops. A few amazing episodes, and a lot of cringe, IMO.</i>

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 14, 2021 11:19 AM (VWp7G)

29 The irony in the 1970 and 2020 comparison is that in both cases, they have the exact same politics

Yeah, probably partaking in the same drugs, too.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 11:19 AM (KZzsI)

30 When did the Boxes get back?

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 11:19 AM (w+G+m)

31 Born to be mild.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 14, 2021 11:19 AM (cwI4U)

32 "progressives ruin everything" could have been worse. 2020 might have been riding around on a segway. remember when those things were going to change everything?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 14, 2021 11:20 AM (sGtp+)

33 9 Steve Carrell and Whatsherface from Get Smart.
(Are there 'Ettes who think Carrell is handsome?)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 14, 2021 11:16 AM (dfRN6)


He *is* the 40 Year Old Virgin.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 14, 2021 11:20 AM (fpng3)

34 Oprah has refugees, they are her cheap servants.  All the rich oligarchs have them.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2021 11:20 AM (Cus5s)

35 "When did the Boxes get back? Posted by: garrett"
What boxes?

Posted by: A poor LGBTBLMBLT child. at April 14, 2021 11:20 AM (Tnijr)

36 old and busted: "Vast right-wing conspiracy"
new hotness: "white supremacy"

lesson: D@mn those normies and their noticing our corruption!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2021 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

37 Get Smart was better than I thought it would be.  
My favorite Carell movie is Dan in Real Life. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2021 11:20 AM (2DOZq)

38
Foxcatcher. The movie is a bit dull, but he's great. So is Channing Tatum. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 14, 2021 11:17 AM (LvTSG)


I found the prosthetics distracting. Why can't they just let an actor act? Why do they have to try make him look like the person he is portraying?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2021 11:20 AM (Ez6QX)

39  20 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 11:18 AM (KZzsI) Poor and white in the Appalchias or Ozarks or on an Indian reservation has got to be orders of magnitude more grinding and miserable than the urban shit-holes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2021 11:21 AM (s2VJv)

40 So, were gonna talk but stuff today*. OK. 

*Anne Hathaway reference.

Posted by: tbodie at April 14, 2021 11:21 AM (7lt8L)

41 >>>He *is* the 40 Year Old Virgin.


Another film I thought was overrated. Plus, Seth Rogan is a douche.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 14, 2021 11:21 AM (VWp7G)

42 It's quite simple really. No enemies to the left. Now hurry up and die. -- Your betters in the Corporate Media Complex

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 14, 2021 11:21 AM (DXFDM)

43 As I recall, Carell is great, low-key and effective, in the movie Dan in Real Life.

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 14, 2021 11:21 AM (/XOcP)

44 That's Agent 69.

Posted by: EXTERMINATE at April 14, 2021 11:21 AM (hbrUW)

45
Carell was in a serious movie called "The Way Way Back".  He played a creepy guy pretty effectively. I hated the movie because I can't stand the genre of people behaving badly and then whinging about it.  (See "Sideways".) Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 14, 2021 11:19 AM (dfRN6)


Oh, I LOVED The Way Way Back.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2021 11:21 AM (Ez6QX)

46 I never liked "The Office."  Carrell's character didn't bother me so much as the psychopath played by Rainn Wilson (is that his name?).  That scheming prick should have been beaten into an irreversible coma after his first week on the job.

Never saw "Get Smart!" because I never thought the original series ws funny.  I got more laughs out of Don Adams' show "Don Adams' Screen Test" than in a dozen "Get Smart!"s

And the race card is thrown again.  Another day that ends in "Y."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2021 11:22 AM (2JVJo)

47 White privilege girl has a telephone!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2021 11:22 AM (63Dwl)

48 Whiffle balls are white green. Gorillas are black green.  Racist! 
I win. 

Posted by: DaveA at April 14, 2021 11:22 AM (FhXTo)

49 Comedy is no longer about comedy, it's been co-opted and weaponized just like everything else by Deep Donk.

How else to explain why the Presidents* son who is a drug addict and slept with his brother's wife isn't the butt of every comedienne's joke.

They are still making fun of Sarah Palin 12 years past relevance for something she literally did not say and was completely made up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2021 11:22 AM (FVrDO)

50 Much like Bob Saget, their 'comedy' eludes me, I guess

Most of modern comedic actors are just not very funny.  I watched all of Pineapple Express and didn't laugh a single time.  It sucked, in fact, lousy movie.  I mean, Jim Carrey was over the top mugging but he could be hilarious at least.  Will Farrel is just... annoying in nearly everything.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 11:22 AM (KZzsI)

51 I hope none of her new houses have a Master Bedroom in them!

And I read a headline today that Twatter is censoring criticism of BLM.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2021 11:22 AM (UHVv4)

52 14
Mmmmmm. Pho.

joining the pho queue, are you?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 14, 2021 11:22 AM (sGtp+)

53 38  I found the prosthetics distracting. Why can't they just let an actor act? Why do they have to try make him look like the person he is portraying?

Posted by:Jordan61at April 14, 2021 11:20 AM (Ez6QX)


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Especially someone almost no one has even heard of. As long as he can act through it, it's not a huge problem, but it is a curious choice. I imagine it was probably Carrell's choice. It seems like an actor thing for a role like that. The guy wasn't exactly the Elephant Man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 14, 2021 11:22 AM (LvTSG)

54 Poor and white in the Appalchias or Ozarks or on an Indian reservation has got to be orders of magnitude more grinding and miserable than the urban shit-holes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


You won't have any side hustles running there. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2021 11:23 AM (OCTRt)

55 One might think that after falling for every race scam that comes around for the last 50 years that blacks might wake up. Maybe, but unlikely.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 14, 2021 11:23 AM (o2MD2)

56 I think Carrell did very well - astonishingly well, in a way that really surprised me - in "The Big Short."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2021 11:23 AM (Jsjd7)

57 The opening scene of the Office where Dwight were a fake fire is the hardest I've ever laughed. 
' THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US !!!!' 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2021 11:23 AM (2DOZq)

58 If you have to say you're not racist, then you're probably racist.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 14, 2021 11:23 AM (lgiXo)

59 No matter how much you think it is overcharged to fix your electronic equipment... the guys doing the labor didn't get paid crap.

Which is why I bailed on electronics as a profession and went into computers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 14, 2021 11:23 AM (SchxB)

60 Patrisse should buy a ghetto bldg. she could gentrify it.

Posted by: BignJames at April 14, 2021 11:23 AM (AwYPR)

61 Definitely do not care for Steve Carell. 

I couldn't watch The Office because the people were too mean to each other. At the time it was popular, I was in a place in my life where people being mean to each other just wasn't funny. (As you might suspect, I did not watch hardly any television at that time!) 

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 14, 2021 11:23 AM (G6Lqs)

62
30When did the Boxes get back?

Posted by:garrett at April 14, 2021 11:19 AM (w+G+m)

I'd like to know the answer to that, too. When I first saw them after I posted the thread, I thought I had messed up a blockquote tag.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 11:24 AM (JvoOt)

63 remember when those things [the Segway] were going to change everything?

THEY  HOVER!  

yeah talk about the most overhyped product in the existence of humanity.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 11:24 AM (KZzsI)

64
The Office is good for two, maybe three seasons, tops. A few amazing episodes, and a lot of cringe, IMO.


The Office is very popular with Gen Z (teens) because it seems to be the last sitcom before tv became insufferably woke and more interested in messaging/indoctrination than *not sucking*.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2021 11:24 AM (bDqIh)

65 Anne Hathaway.  Two thumbs up.

Posted by: WisRich at April 14, 2021 11:24 AM (G0vdT)

66
Most of modern comedic actors are just not very funny. I watched all of Pineapple Express and didn't laugh a single time. It sucked, in fact, lousy movie. I mean, Jim Carrey was over the top mugging but he could be hilarious at least. Will Farrel is just... annoying in nearly everything.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 11:22 AM (KZzsI)

I agree with everything stated here.
Will Farrell plays the same character in every single movie.  Just another reason why SNL characters should NOT do anything after SNL.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

67 32"progressives ruin everything" could have been worse. 2020 might have been riding around on a segway. remember when those things were going to change everything?

Posted by:Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtainat April 14, 2021 11:20 AM (sGtp+)

Wasn't that the "Whatsit" that was on early days Amazon that they had pre-orders for but it was undisclosed what exactly it was?

Posted by: Bete at April 14, 2021 11:24 AM (Ojki1)

68 @RitaPanahi 
Woke signage won’t save you from the woke mob.
https://tinyurl.com/yefvy4sf

Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2021 11:25 AM (cF8AT)

69 Patrisse Khan-Cullors is fronting for a drug cartel. Those properties she is buying are ideal locations for a drug-smuggling/distribution ring, and she provides the armor of Black Democratium that will block any efforts by the police to enter and search.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2021 11:25 AM (mzC78)

70 These videos from the UK showing police acting no different from the Gestapo are mind blowing. Their families literally fought the Germans at their doorstep and now are cowering as the UK police become the SS in modern form. 
What has happened to people? Did the creature comforts provided by defeating the Nazis in turn lead people into such a state of cowardice that they'd then turn around within a generation and allow the same thugs to run roughshod over them? 
This is mind blowing on so many levels. Real sociologists must be gobsmacked. 

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2021 11:25 AM (7moj5)

71 30When did the Boxes get back?

Posted by:garrett at April 14, 2021 11:19 AM (w+G+m)

I'd like to know the answer to that, too. When I first saw them after I posted the thread, I thought I had messed up a blockquote tag.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 11:24 AM (JvoOt)

I think Pixy was busy during our nighttime hours........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)

72 I can haz double-bacon cheezeburger?  (Hold the hypocracy.)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 14, 2021 11:26 AM (dfRN6)

73 Boxes? Do I see boxes?
Gá–‡EEá‘Ž

Posted by: clutch cargo - may contain traces of at April 14, 2021 11:26 AM (4FeUN)

74 >>>One might think that after falling for every race scam that comes around for the last 50 years that blacks might wake up. Maybe, but unlikely.


We've already been told to prepare for 12-hour shifts and all days off canceled for the impending riots after the Chauvin trial. Just another summer of looting because justice... or something.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 14, 2021 11:26 AM (VWp7G)

75 A rich Marxist in charge of a non-profit buying millions of dollars worth of property.
     
Nothing funny about that.

Posted by: Schmevor Schmoah at April 14, 2021 11:26 AM (XIrWl)

76 As a teenager, one Christmas, my mom gave me a pair of fur lined gloves. She was on 60% disability from a bad car accident and that was really all she could do. I don't have any real memories of my junior and senior years because they were spent trying to survive and help her recover.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 14, 2021 11:26 AM (5HBd1)

77 3920Posted by:Christopher Taylorat April 14, 2021 11:18 AM (KZzsI)Poor and white in the Appalchias or Ozarks or on an Indian reservation has got to be orders of magnitude more grinding and miserable than the urban shit-holes.

Posted by:J.J. Seftonat April 14, 2021 11:21 AM (s2VJv)


But if they are white they are still more advantaged than any minority. -Shit argument a lib actually said to me.

Posted by: Bete at April 14, 2021 11:26 AM (Ojki1)

78 To be fair, Patrisse Khan Cullors* would not make a good SNL sketch, because virtually nobody, even people who theoretically support BLM, knows who she is. The rest of the media sees to it that people think it's a mass movement, not an organized, highly-funded grift with leaders and stuff.
*Replacing a "c" with a "ss" does not make Patrice a girl's name.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2021 11:27 AM (Uh2oA)

79 The Get Smart Remake with Anne Hathaway and Steve Carell? Carrel? 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 11:27 AM (lmikk)

80 Blog was flying along all morning with only the occasional hiccup.
Now this:
117kb generated in CPU 15.77, elapsed 62.4782 seconds.
65 queries taking 62.0189 seconds, 133 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.

Oops.

Did TJM post a gif?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)

81 When did the Boxes get back? Posted by:garrett at April 14, 2021 11:19 AM (w+G+m)

I'd like to know the answer to that, too. When I first saw them after I posted the thread, I thought I had messed up a blockquote tag.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 11:24 AM (JvoOt)


I think they returned last night during the Quarantine Cafe.  

Posted by: Doof at April 14, 2021 11:28 AM (mZUr4)

82 I am certainly hotter than that Hathaway girl

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at April 14, 2021 11:28 AM (bTQ72)

83
When did the Boxes get back?

Posted by:garrett 

 

I'd like to know the answer to that, too. When I first saw them after I posted the thread, I thought I had messed up a blockquote tag.


Posted by: OregonMuse

Pixy Misa "installed" them last night.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2021 11:28 AM (63Dwl)

84 Anne Hathaway has beautiful tits.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 14, 2021 11:28 AM (KiBMU)

85 44That's Agent 69.

Posted by:EXTERMINATEat April 14, 2021 11:21 AM (hbrUW)

Damn I would love a 68!


Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2021 11:28 AM (yrol0)

86 Compare and contrast today's late night comedian's with say Dick Cavett or Johnny Carson.
I watched a segment of Carson with Charles Grodin as the guest, end to end it was perhaps one of the funniest interviews.

I'm also approaching 60 so this stuff is right in my wheel house, but still.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2021 11:28 AM (FVrDO)

87 love the rant, but snl isn't smart enough to take good advice. they'd rather die than actually be funny. which is fine by me.
and who dis?  yeah i'd tell her of the waters of Mau'Dib's homeworld...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 14, 2021 11:29 AM (8D42x)

88 "endorsed by Scientific Scamerican, we are now officially in a Climate Emergency."

well, an official "Climate Emergency Narrative".  
It's in the Bible ... "Now I beseech you, brethren, ... that ye all speak the same thing, and that there be no divisions among you; but that you be perfectly joined together in the same mind and in the same judgment." ...  Of course Paul was telling the (Two) Corinthians to speak the same Truth, but the "Stay on Message" concept works for FalseNarratives as well, apparently.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2021 11:29 AM (Cus5s)

89 I made a comment in one of Ace's posts yesterday, regarding many of the listed titans of comedy addressed in this morning's rant.  And it bears repeating.

Colbert, Kimmel, Noah and their ilk are to comedy what garlic, holy water, and wooden stakes are to vampires.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 14, 2021 11:29 AM (cwI4U)

90 I am certainly hotter than that Hathaway girl

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at April 14, 2021 11:28 AM (bTQ72)


Reverse cowgirl FTW, mom!!!!!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 14, 2021 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)

91 Is it possible those comedians have nothing funny to say about BLM or Joe Biden because they're not funny?

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 14, 2021 11:30 AM (lgiXo)

92 SHUT UP, HONKY!  She replied. 

Posted by: Archer at April 14, 2021 11:30 AM (gmo/4)

93 80  Oops.

Did TJM post a gif?

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 14, 2021 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)


===========


*angrily side eyes Sponge*


It's OM's pic heavy posts. Pixy has said this.


*continues angry glare*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 14, 2021 11:30 AM (LvTSG)

94 CC The Bee with a script. They're making videos now. They need to get into sketch comedy.

Posted by: squid_hunt at April 14, 2021 11:30 AM (Ectld)

95 Pixy brought the boxes back last night during the Cafe.
He says all servers are supposedly going to be back up by Friday.  But beyond that, who knows?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2021 11:30 AM (2JVJo)

96
Most of modern comedic actors are just not very funny. I watched all of Pineapple Express and didn't laugh a single time.
Stoner humor is the worst humor. People love to bash Adam Sandler comedies, which are clearly excuses to take all his friends to an exotic locations to have fun, but so much of the Seth Rogan and other younger comedians' movies are similar in their (lack of ambition). Let's play stomers, who get stoned, and then so stupid sh#t. . . yeah, that's a winner!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2021 11:31 AM (bDqIh)

97 78
*Replacing a "c" with a "ss" does not make Patrice a girl's name.

i suspect the "ss" thing really annoys her. as a communist, she could proudly insist that "patrice" is pronounced "pat-ree-CHE".

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 14, 2021 11:31 AM (sGtp+)

98 You’re not wrong, AOP.  That was my first thought. 

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2021 11:31 AM (FsuJ1)

99

It's OM's pic heavy posts. Pixy has said this.


*continues angry glare*

Posted by:  TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 14, 2021 11:30 AM (LvTSG)



It didn't start out slow.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 11:32 AM (Zz0t1)

100 63remember when those things [the Segway] were going to change everything?

THEY HOVER!

yeah talk about the most overhyped product in the existence of humanity.

Posted by:Christopher Taylorat April 14, 2021 11:24 AM (KZzsI)

Jimi Heseldsen, the fellow that owned the company that makes the Segway, died because the vehicle he was riding went over a cliff on his property, and he fell 80 feet to his death.
He was riding a Segway.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 14, 2021 11:32 AM (mdjgu)

101 55One might think that after falling for every race scam that comes around for the last 50 years that blacks might wake up. Maybe, but unlikely.

Posted by:Xipe Totecat April 14, 2021 11:23 AM (o2MD2)

Well now they have whites buying in, so guess who won?

Posted by: Bete at April 14, 2021 11:32 AM (Ojki1)

102 I have a soft spot for Anne Hathaway. And a hard shaft.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 14, 2021 11:33 AM (uxJPn)

103 63remember when those things [the Segway] were going to change everything?

THEY HOVER!

yeah talk about the most overhyped product in the existence of humanity.

Posted by:Christopher Taylorat April 14, 2021 11:24 AM (KZzsI)

Jimi Heseldsen, the fellow that owned the company which makes the Segway, died because the vehicle he was riding went over a cliff on his property, and he fell 80 feet to his death.
He was riding a Segway.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 14, 2021 11:33 AM (mdjgu)

104 So she prefers the NKVD to SS?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 11:33 AM (lmikk)

105 Too bad people are quite the fuck "emergencied" out. But the Karens will need something to do if COVID is ever allowed to end. 

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2021 11:33 AM (wUcFE)

106 Will Farrel is just... annoying in nearly everything.

Posted by:Christopher Taylorat April 14, 2021 11:22 AM (KZzsI)


Aside from Everything Must Go, Will Farrell plays the same character in every movie he does.  Although I do like Ron Burgandy.  Not a huge Steve Carrell fan but he's much better than Farrell.

Anne Hathaway.  Havoc.  Teh bewbs.

Posted by: brass balls at April 14, 2021 11:34 AM (JDB34)

107
86Compare and contrast today's late night comedian's with say Dick Cavett or Johnny Carson.
I watched a segment of Carson with Charles Grodin as the guest, end to end it was perhaps one of the funniest interviews.

I'm also approaching 60 so this stuff is right in my wheel house, but still.

Posted by:Thomas Benderat April 14, 2021 11:28 AM (FVrDO)

Unfortunately, Cavett is a pretentious douchebag and has only gotten more insufferable as the years have progressed.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 11:34 AM (JvoOt)

108

Who Dis? is Berkshire Hathaway and Coldwell Banker.  

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 14, 2021 11:34 AM (jN9H6)

109 Donald Trump should tweet out (oops. Forgot he was banned forever) ... send out a press release praising the budding real estate magnate from BLM for her meteoric rise and wise investment in all-white neighborhoods far from the BLM/Pantifa arson squads. Honor her ingenuity that didn't require seed funds from her father, only woke corporations buying indulgences and credulous individual fools who donated personal funds.  

Posted by: Downcast, vindictive deplorable at April 14, 2021 11:34 AM (5S0FW)

110 Grifting 101- BLM, schooling the grifters in the Lincoln Project and the GOPe on how it's done.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 14, 2021 11:34 AM (cCxiu)

111
Poor and white in the Appalchias or Ozarks or on an Indian reservation has got to be orders of magnitude more grinding and miserable than the urban shit-holes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
No Obama phones to be found in those locations.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 14, 2021 11:35 AM (cwI4U)

112
The Get Smart Remake with Anne Hathaway and Steve Carell? Carrel?

Posted by:Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021


I finally got to see most of the film on TV.  They made Maxwell Smart a researcher who gets drafted to be a spy, under the tutelage of course of a woman, in this case Hathaway's Agent 99.  The plot seemed far too semi-realistic, in comparison with the loony little world the original TV series set up (which is why that show worked so well).  

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 14, 2021 11:35 AM (/XOcP)

113 "elapsed 62.2554 seconds. 63 queries taking 60.7285 seconds"
AOL for DOS on dial-up was speedier than that!

Posted by: Doof at April 14, 2021 11:35 AM (mZUr4)

114  Been a long loading, loading, loading, loading, loading long time.

Posted by: Robert Plant at April 14, 2021 11:35 AM (XIrWl)

115
Sorry if I missed any announcements but are we going back to the old format any time soon? If not, is our glorious past to migrate here or is it lost forever?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2021 11:35 AM (mht8P)

116 One might think that after falling for every race scam that comes around for the last 50 years that blacks might wake up. Maybe, but unlikely.

Posted by:Xipe Totecat April 14, 2021 11:23 AM (o2MD2)



They've been taught they're victims their entire lives.  They've been taught their only way in this world is through crime and destruction.


They're now living the playbook step by step and aren't getting punished for it.


Why should they stop?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 11:35 AM (Zz0t1)

117 Anne Hathaway..mmm mmm mmm!
Like her best in Ella Enchanted though.  The Princess stories were ok.  Not a fan of her Get Smart role (that belongs to Barbara Feldon alone).
I'm gonna leave out the role where her BOOBS carry the film...the BOOBS were spectacular, the film was depressing.

Posted by: browndog Confused Member of Team Gizzard at April 14, 2021 11:36 AM (BgMrQ)

118 Most of modern comedic actors are just not very funny.  I watched all of Pineapple Express and didn't laugh a single time.  It sucked, in fact, lousy movie.  I mean, Jim Carrey was over the top mugging but he could be hilarious at least.  Will Farrel is just... annoying in nearly everything.

A lot of comics are dumb and mentally ill.  Drew Carey is mostly smart and normal.  And funny.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 11:36 AM (y7DUB)

119 Hubby has spinal fusion surgery today - prayers would be appreciated!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 14, 2021 11:36 AM (e6bHS)

120 Hubby has spinal fusion surgery today - prayers would be appreciated!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 14, 2021 11:36 AM (e6bHS)

121 White privilege girl has a telephone! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2021 11:22 AM (63Dwl)

Were it not for sloppy housekeeping, that kid would appear to be in a normal working class household for the time and place.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2021 11:36 AM (mzC78)

122 Anne Hathaway caught my interest from The Dark Knight Rises. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 11:36 AM (lmikk)

123 It is hard to get less funny than Andy Kaufman and Lenny Bruce.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 11:36 AM (6KUxf)

124 102I have a soft spot for Anne Hathaway. And a hard shaft.

Posted by:Mark Andrew Edwardsat April 14, 2021 11:33 AM (uxJPn)

===========
Anne in Michelle's catwoman outfit...
Pondering...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 14, 2021 11:36 AM (LvTSG)

125 Sorry if I missed any announcements but are we going back to the old format any time soon? If not, is our glorious past to migrate here or is it lost forever?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2021 11:35 AM (mht8P)

Old servers are rumored to be back online Friday sometime.

What happens after that is anyone's guess.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)

126 67
32"progressives ruin everything" could have been worse. 2020 might have been riding around on a segway. remember when those things were going to change everything?

Posted by:Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtainat April 14, 2021 11:20 AM (sGtp+)

Wasn't that the "Whatsit" that was on early days Amazon that they had pre-orders for but it was undisclosed what exactly it was?

yes, it was. the hype for that thing was amazing. it was said that they would redesign whole cities for it.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 14, 2021 11:37 AM (sGtp+)

127 I was watching Broke Bakc Mountain for the art and boom!  that tart Hathaway has to flash her bewbs, which are way not as good as mine !!

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at April 14, 2021 11:37 AM (bTQ72)

128 Just wait until Patriss Can Cullid gets her tax bill.....
BLM dues be going up!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 14, 2021 11:38 AM (bkPNP)

129

Lol, over at WUWT:

German coal phaseout… lasted only 8 days

"Due to the government mandated coal phase-out, 11 coal-fired power plants with a total capacity of 4.7 GW were shut down on January 1, 2021. But the coal phase-out ended up lasting only 8 days, after which several power plants had to be reconnected to the grid due to a prolonged low-wind period."

""The coal commission that decided on the phase-out neither included power grid experts nor power producer representatives.”

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2021 11:38 AM (1ISKN)

130 Unfortunately, Cavett is a pretentious douchebag and has only gotten more insufferable as the years have progressed.


Local TV here used to run the occasional episode of the Dick Cavett show and it was amazing how you could tell that no matter how obsequious Cavett was to his guests, there was always the smug "I'm smarter than you" smarminess oozing off of him.

It's that East Coast liberal snootiness, as exemplified by the, IMO, overrated Jules Feiffer and, in a different metier, Sondheim.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2021 11:38 AM (2JVJo)

131 Will Farrel is just... annoying in nearly everything.

Posted by:Christopher Taylorat April 14, 2021 11:22 AM (KZzsI)

Only Will Farrel movie I like is "Mega-Mind", but I like it a lot. 

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 14, 2021 11:38 AM (dfRN6)

132 Hubby has spinal fusion surgery today - prayers would be appreciated!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 14, 2021 11:36 AM (e6bHS)


Ewwww....sorry to hear that.  


Done.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 11:38 AM (Zz0t1)

133 Why would someone allegedly afraid of white supremacy move to a neighborhood that as 95%+ white?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 14, 2021 11:38 AM (uxJPn)

134
Unfortunately, Cavett is a pretentious douchebag and has only gotten more insufferable as the years have progressed.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 11:34 AM (JvoOt)
Rick Moranis nailed that mindset and disposition with his impersonation of Cavett on SCTV.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 14, 2021 11:38 AM (cwI4U)

135

Unfortunately, Cavett is a pretentious douchebag and has only gotten more insufferable as the years have progressed.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 11:34 AM (JvoOt)


Way back many years ago when I briefly considered myself intelligent I liked Cavett.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 14, 2021 11:38 AM (lgiXo)

136 Jimi Heseldsen, the fellow that owned the company which makes the Segway, died because the vehicle he was riding went over a cliff on his property, and he fell 80 feet to his death. 
He was riding a Segway.

That might be the best thing I'll read all day

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 11:38 AM (y7DUB)

137 joining the pho queue, are you? Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 14, 2021 11:22 AM (sGtp+)

I went to the link for the recipe. Yeah, riiiight! An "easy" recipe that would take me all day to make. Nope. Click.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2021 11:39 AM (mzC78)

138 *pokes head into blog*
Huzzah!  Gray boxes!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 14, 2021 11:39 AM (m+jkK)

139 It is hard to get less funny than Andy Kaufman and Lenny Bruce.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 11:36 AM (6KUxf)


This is true.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

140 I can't find the attribution (it's apparently not Voltaire), but:

"To know who rules over you, learn who you may not criticize."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who is strongly in favor of good dental hygine at April 14, 2021 11:39 AM (PiwSw)

141 Yo [...]!
Son of Doof and I finished Season 2 of Justified last night.  Mags and her tads get better and better every time I watch through.
Excited to see Quarles and Limehouse again in Season 3!

Posted by: Doof at April 14, 2021 11:39 AM (mZUr4)

142 https://tinyurl.com/55dz2pcy
YoungRippa on chipping people for Covid. He also makes a point I have said a couple times in the gray boxes the last four months. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 11:39 AM (lmikk)

143 It is hard to get less funny than Andy Kaufman and Lenny Bruce.

Wanna bet?

Posted by: Mort Sahl at April 14, 2021 11:40 AM (2JVJo)

144
Hubby has spinal fusion surgery today - prayers would be appreciated!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 14, 2021 11:36 AM (e6bHS)

You got 'em! Twice!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2021 11:40 AM (mht8P)

145 Hubby's spinal fusion surgery is today - prayers would be appreciated!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 14, 2021 11:40 AM (e6bHS)

146 Hubby's spinal fusion surgery is today - prayers would be appreciated!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 14, 2021 11:40 AM (e6bHS)

147 Hubby's spinal fusion surgery is today - prayers would be appreciated!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 14, 2021 11:40 AM (e6bHS)

148 Hubby's spinal fusion surgery is today - prayers would be appreciated!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 14, 2021 11:40 AM (e6bHS)

149 If not, is our glorious past to migrate here or is it lost forever?

Posted by:Hadrian the Seventhat April 14, 2021 11:35 AM (mht8P)

Don't worry, I have all your posts in a file.

Posted by: NSA Bob at April 14, 2021 11:41 AM (Ojki1)

150 B'Gal is back in ICU and not doing well. We discussed options with one of the doctors yesterday including palliative care and hospice. I don't think I'll ever be able to talk to her anymore.
Thank you all for your prayers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 14, 2021 11:41 AM (HaL55)

151 Are these our new boxes or just stand-in boxes for the time being?  

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 14, 2021 11:41 AM (O+I8R)

152 Obligatory: Anne Hathaway > Jane Hathaway...

Posted by: browndog Confused Member of Team Gizzard at April 14, 2021 11:41 AM (BgMrQ)

153 I'd like to know the answer to that, too. When I first saw them after I posted the thread, I thought I had messed up a blockquote tag.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 11:24 AM (JvoOt)

Arrived last night on the ONT.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2021 11:41 AM (mzC78)

154 Unfortunately, Cavett is a pretentious douchebag and has only gotten more insufferable as the years have progressed.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 11:34 AM (JvoOt)


He's been dead a while now, hasn't he?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)

155 My comment went into the ether.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 14, 2021 11:42 AM (O+I8R)

156 I think they all have the talent to be funny but they choose to be political and Political lefty humor is anything but witty or funny.  The exception is Trevor Noah.  I don't care if he was to the Right of Reagan, that guy is not funny or witty at all.  His non political humor is stupid and below juvenile

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2021 11:42 AM (2DOZq)

157 B'Gal is back in ICU and not doing well. We discussed options with one of the doctors yesterday including palliative care and hospice. I don't think I'll ever be able to talk to her anymore.
Thank you all for your prayers.

Posted by:  BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 14, 2021 11:41 AM (HaL55)


I can't express the sorrow this brings me..........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 11:42 AM (Zz0t1)

158 That might be the best thing I'll read all day

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 11:38 AM (y7DUB)

It kind of sounds too perfect though. Like the story that John Denver was an accomplished sniper whose next target was going to be Hillary Clinton and then he died conveniently in an experimental airplane. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 11:42 AM (lmikk)

159 Why would someone allegedly afraid of white supremacy move to a neighborhood that as 95%+ white?


It's all a fucking scam.  The final straw for me with Lebron James was when he let out a stream of bullshit about how blacks were afraid of whites.  Peddle that elsewhere, fuckface.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 11:42 AM (y7DUB)

160
Patrisse Khan-Cullors is fronting for a drug cartel. Those properties she is buying are ideal locations for a drug-smuggling/distribution ring, and she provides the armor of Black Democratium that will block any efforts by the police to enter and search.


Now THAT makes sense. I was wondering why the Georgia home with the airplane hanger and landing strip. Smuggling something. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2021 11:42 AM (bDqIh)

161
When did the Boxes get back?
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 11:19 AM

 

Haven't Crocs always come in boxes?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2021 11:43 AM (DMUuz)

162 I see that John Iscariot Roberts joined the rest of the activist Libs on the SCOTUS in ruling against the tiny bit of religious liberty in the CA case.
"Luckily" we "won" a narrow 5-4 on allowing some religious liberty for some Californians some of the time.
(spit)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 14, 2021 11:43 AM (Bmy3R)

163 But if they are white they are still more advantaged than any minority. -Shit argument a lib actually said to me.

Their argument goes like this: white people live in white culture, no matter how poor they are.  They are surrounded by a supportive and familiar white world even if they are in a slum or a tin shack in the Appalachians.  Almost all the entertainment and media features primarily white people so they are represented strongly.  Education is white education, so you don't learn ebonics you learn to speak and spell properly.

Hence: privilege, all those things that non-whites do not enjoy.

Anne Hathaway caught my interest from The Dark Knight Rises.


That shot of her hitching herself over the Bat Bike is memorable.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 11:43 AM (KZzsI)

164 Glad it is not just me on Andy Kaufman. Also: I hate Letterman. He's not fucking funny. He may be fucking Goofy. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 11:44 AM (lmikk)

165 Hubby has spinal fusion surgery today - prayers would be appreciated! Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 14, 2021 11:36 AM (e6bHS)

Done and done and will do some more later. Best to you both TIFW!!! 

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2021 11:44 AM (wUcFE)

166 @107
True about Cavett being a smug twat, but compared to the modern analogs, he is light years better than any of them.

Hell, I would take Arsenio Hall over any of the current chuckle heads.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2021 11:44 AM (FVrDO)

167  It is hard to get less funny than Andy Kaufman.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 11:36 AM (6KUxf)

Never got his schtick.

Posted by: BignJames at April 14, 2021 11:44 AM (AwYPR)

168 I just heard that a bunch of BLM's came in to a Dallas restaurant and turned over things and yelled shit at people and said silent is violence. They generally threatened folks I guess. Does anyone know what restaurant the was?

Posted by: AnnaS at April 14, 2021 11:44 AM (l4l/z)

169
*Replacing a "c" with a "ss" does not make Patrice a girl's name. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2021 11:27 AM (Uh2oA)


Wait, it's not both? Like Shannon or Tracy? Because I had an Aunt Patrice.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2021 11:44 AM (FEmEH)

170
He's been dead a while now, hasn't he?

Posted by:  Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)


Oops......He's still alive and is 84.  Huh.  I honestly thought he died a decade ago or more.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 11:44 AM (Zz0t1)

171 BackwardsBoy, I am so, so sorry to read that update.  My prayers are with you and B'Gal.  

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 14, 2021 11:45 AM (O+I8R)

172 Oh gosh BB I am so so freakin sorry. I am beside myself with this news. Prayers will continue. 

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2021 11:45 AM (wUcFE)

173 165 Hubby has spinal fusion surgery today - prayers would be appreciated! Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 14, 2021 11:36 AM (e6bHS)

  Prayers

Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2021 11:45 AM (Zmnko)

174 So many prayers to BackwardsBoy and his bride.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, in the Big Sky Country at April 14, 2021 11:46 AM (4l77G)

175 That shot of her hitching herself over the Bat Bike is memorable.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 11:43 AM (KZzsI)

She definitely got the walk down. A hint of the smolder. I miss the smoldering. Don't see it much these days. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 11:46 AM (lmikk)

176 Anyone remember Alan Thicke's talk show - "Thicke of the Night"?

Posted by: Doof at April 14, 2021 11:46 AM (mZUr4)

177
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 14, 2021 11:41 AM

Prayers up for you both, B'Boy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 14, 2021 11:46 AM (m+jkK)

178 i suspect the "ss" thing really annoys her. as a communist, she could proudly insist that "patrice" is pronounced "pat-ree-CHE". Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 14, 2021 11:31 AM (sGtp+)

You are assuming that she is sufficiently self-awre or educated enough to make that distinction.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2021 11:46 AM (mzC78)

179

""The coal commission that decided on the phase-out neither included power grid experts nor power producer representatives.”

 

Posted by:sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2021 11:38 AM (1ISKN)

But I'll bet the coal commission was packed to the gills with incompetent wokesters who did nothing but run their mouths about oppression and how coal is racist.

Every day, in every way, Ayn Rand's dystopic vision is slowly taking shape.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 11:46 AM (JvoOt)

180 So many prayers to BackwardsBoy and his bride.
 What happened?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2021 11:46 AM (Zmnko)

181 B'Gal is back in ICU and not doing well. We discussed options with one of the doctors yesterday including palliative care and hospice. I don't think I'll ever be able to talk to her anymore.
Thank you all for your prayers.

Posted by:  BackwardsBoy



No words. I am so sorry to hear that. Prayers up. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2021 11:46 AM (SuRSI)

182 I don't think I'll ever be able to talk to her anymore.
Thank you all for your prayers.

God be with you and give you comfort and love.  I am so sorry to read this, the pain and sadness it brings must be overwhelming.  They say it is better to have loved and lost than never loved at all but I am convinced that is utter bullshit.  Loving someone and losing them wounds your soul so deeply it takes years to even be somewhat normal again and the pain never, ever goes away.

I can only offer my deepest sympathies and prayers, and I hope that in some way you feel the support, love, and caring of all the literally thousands of readers of this blog every hour of every day.  We're all with you and we are thinking of you.

Most of us don't have much to offer beyond those cares but I am certain that if you need anything you can ask here and someone can help you out.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 11:47 AM (KZzsI)

183 >>>It is hard to get less funny than Andy Kaufman.


Or Sascha Baron Cohen.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 14, 2021 11:47 AM (bkUtD)

184 176Anyone remember Alan Thicke's talk show - "Thicke of the Night"?

Posted by oofat April 14, 2021 11:46 AM (mZUr4)

I do. Never watched it, but I remember seeing it advertised.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 11:47 AM (JvoOt)

185 141Yo [...]!
Son of Doof and I finished Season 2 of Justified last night. Mags and her tads get better and better every time I watch through.
Excited to see Quarles and Limehouse again in Season 3!

Posted by oofat April 14, 2021 11:39 AM (mZUr4)


Favorite line of the series - Raylan Givens: Because I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.

Posted by: brass balls at April 14, 2021 11:47 AM (JDB34)

186 Very sorry to hear that BB. Prayers for you both. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 11:47 AM (lmikk)

187 Prayers, Teresa.
And for you, too, BBoy - I am so sorry.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2021 11:48 AM (2JVJo)

188 183 >>>It is hard to get less funny than Andy Kaufman.

Or Sascha Baron Cohen. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 14, 2021 11:47 AM (bkUtD)


Stephen Colbert

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who is strongly in favor of good dental hygine at April 14, 2021 11:48 AM (PiwSw)

189
93 It's OM's pic heavy posts. Pixy has said this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that

Yeah, I'm not certain.  We were also getting swarmed by web spiders just now; I've blocked them except Google, Apple, and Bing.  I don't know what Apple is doing apart from being annoying, but I've left them alone for now.

The main server is four times as fast as this one and wouldn't have a problem.  Probably.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 14, 2021 11:48 AM (PiXy!)

190

Every day, in every way, Ayn Rand's dystopic vision is slowly taking shape.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 11:46 AM (JvoOt)

It seems like the only people that want to be central planners are the people least likely to pull it off.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2021 11:49 AM (1ISKN)

191 >>41Another film I thought was overrated. Plus, Seth Rogan is a douche.
A lot of films in the 2000s were destined for greatness, but they decided to cast Seth Rogan instead. 

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 14, 2021 11:49 AM (O6DoG)

192  B'Gal is back in ICU and not doing well. We discussed options with one of the doctors yesterday including palliative care and hospice. I don't think I'll ever be able to talk to her anymore.
Thank you all for your prayers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 14, 2021 11:41 AM (HaL55)

Been there...I don't think there's a more helpless feeling. Prayers.

Posted by: BignJames at April 14, 2021 11:49 AM (AwYPR)

193 Hubby's spinal fusion surgery is today - prayers would be appreciated!

God be with you and your hubby as well.  I know that no matter how ordinary, routine, and simple a process is, its always frightening and I know you must be worried.  God be with you both.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 11:50 AM (KZzsI)

194 Has super-duper Christian David French written in praise of BLM grift?

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 14, 2021 11:50 AM (lgiXo)

195 Backwards Boy - I was sitting here lurking when I saw your post about B'gal.  "Might not ever be able to talk to her again."  Breaks my heart.  I am so sad about this turn of events.  I will keep both of you in my prayers.
Much love, grammie

Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2021 11:50 AM (45fpk)

196 Carrot Top. *drops mike*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 11:50 AM (lmikk)

197 I've spent my whole life drawing gasps of disbelief and often angry responses to this, but: I have never found Richard Pryor's standup funny. I liked him in movies. I liked movies he wrote. Very funny acting and writing for film.
It's the standup I don't get. 

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 14, 2021 11:50 AM (Bmy3R)

198 Holy scrap!  What happened there?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 14, 2021 11:50 AM (e6bHS)

199
Glad it is not just me on Andy Kaufman. Also: I hate Letterman. He's not fucking funny. He may be fucking Goofy.

Posted by:Aetius451ADat April 14, 2021 11:44 AM (lmikk)


I thought that was minnie?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 14, 2021 11:50 AM (8D42x)

200 willowed:
The Critic was also very satirical. I recall a parody of The Lion King called The Roach King. Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 14, 2021 11:04 AM (/XOcP)


Also, The Critic had a heart and soul whereas MacFarlands' every creation has been Shitlord, life is shit, nihilistic trash. Groening could have also done that with his Life in Hell but had the decency to not do that and The Simpsons instead which, sadly, later went to crap too.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 14, 2021 11:51 AM (pnzcV)

201
B'Gal is back in ICU and not doing well. We discussed options with one of the doctors yesterday including palliative care and hospice. I don't think I'll ever be able to talk to her anymore. Thank you all for your prayers. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 14, 2021 11:41 AM (HaL55)


Oh BackwardsBoy, I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2021 11:51 AM (Ez6QX)

202 Ann Hathaway has the It Factor far more than most of the other young actresses out there. She fits the "smoke-show" descriptor, a term I use very sparingly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, in the Big Sky Country at April 14, 2021 11:51 AM (4l77G)

203

Favorite line of the series - Raylan Givens: Because I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.

Posted by: brass balls at April 14, 2021 11:47 AM (JDB34)


That's a great line!  
My favorite is: "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.

Posted by: Doof at April 14, 2021 11:51 AM (mZUr4)

204 150B'Gal is back in ICU and not doing well. We discussed options with one of the doctors yesterday including palliative care and hospice. I don't think I'll ever be able to talk to her anymore.
Thank you all for your prayers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 14, 2021 11:41 AM (HaL55)


+++++

This is so very painful to read. I can't tell you how immensely sad I am for you and your B'Gal. All I can offer are prayers and good thoughts.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 14, 2021 11:51 AM (ZE5eB)

205 Backwards Boy my heart is aching for you. That's not just a cliche for me.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 14, 2021 11:51 AM (lgiXo)

206
Posted by:BackwardsBoy

prayers up my greybox friend. 

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 14, 2021 11:51 AM (8D42x)

207 Seth Rogen and Adam Sandler were both their best in Funny People.  

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2021 11:51 AM (2DOZq)

208 It is hard to get less funny than Andy Kaufman and Lenny Bruce. Wanna bet? Posted by: Mort Sahl at April 14, 2021 11:40 AM (2JVJo)
I got 20 on myself....

Posted by: Soupy Sales at April 14, 2021 11:51 AM (bkPNP)

209 Would be interesting to find out whether Patrisse has paid taxes on the income needed to buy those houses.

Posted by: Javems at April 14, 2021 11:51 AM (k54jv)

210 He's been dead a while now, hasn't he?

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 14, 2021 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)

Last I heard, he was still alive.

Posted by: Ace Open Blog at April 14, 2021 11:51 AM (JvoOt)

211 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at
 Prayers for you both

Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2021 11:51 AM (Zmnko)

212
Why would someone allegedly afraid of white supremacy move to a neighborhood that as 95%+ white?
She's a Marxist, and she's happy to work with whites who support her goals.

In a January 2018 interview with Democracy Now!, Cullors described how, under the tutelage of the aforementioned Eric Mann, she had become a trained organizer with the Labor/Community Strategy Center (LCSC), which she identified as her "first political home.” LCSC characterizes its philosophy as "an urban experiment” that aims to use community organizing to "focus on Black and Latino communities with deep historical ties to the long history of anti-colonial, anti-imperialist, pro-communist resistance to the U.S. empire.” The Center also lauds the work of the U.S. Communist Party, "especially Black communists,” as well as the Party’s support for "the great work of the Black Panther Party, the American Indian Movement, Young Lords, Brown Berets, and the great revolutionary rainbow experiments of the 1970s.”


Eric Mann a 60's radical who never stopped, wrote "Playbook for Progressives" (activist handbook) and "was also active as a leader of SDS faction the Weathermen."  When Patrice says she's a *trained Marxist* she means it.
Eric Mann - Wikipedia

Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2021 11:51 AM (bDqIh)

213 So, uh, any chance of the disappeared thread from Monday returning?

Posted by: Lance McCormick, late to the party at April 14, 2021 11:51 AM (l8gTz)

214 189  Yeah, I'm not certain. We were also getting swarmed by web spiders just now; I've blocked them except Google, Apple, and Bing. I don't know what Apple is doing apart from being annoying, but I've left them alone for now.

The main server is four times as fast as this one and wouldn't have a problem. Probably.

 

Posted by:Pixy Misaat April 14, 2021 11:48 AM (PiXy!)


==========


Well, as long as it's not my gifs, which I can't post because reasons.


I'd heard that you were going to work on a feature to automatically hide all pictures in comments. Is that going to go forward?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 14, 2021 11:52 AM (LvTSG)

215 B'Gal is back in ICU and not doing well. We discussed options with one of the doctors yesterday including palliative care and hospice. I don't think I'll ever be able to talk to her anymore.  Thank you all for your prayers. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 14, 2021 11:41 AM (HaL55)

Sorry to hear that, BackwardsBoy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2021 11:52 AM (mzC78)

216 Carrot Top. *drops mike*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 11:50 AM (lmikk)


Pre or post tranny conversion?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)

217 Just an update, on Milady's longstanding troublesome health problem, which suddenly worsened weeks ago, causing my prayer request. She has had a scan; we've met with a doc who seems good; and discussed surgery options. That's about as much detail as I care to share. Subsequently, the problem has receded significantly, and if it continues to do so, we hope surgery might be avoided. Prayers for Mary Jo still welcome.

Posted by: mindful webworker and the mist of memory at April 14, 2021 11:52 AM (ixrHq)

218 The prayer so nice Pixy repeated it twice twice.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2021 11:52 AM (UHVv4)

219 Sascha Baron Cohen was pretty funny on his original show on HBO when hardly anyone knew about him.  He did a complete 180 when he did the movies and completely lost it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2021 11:53 AM (1ISKN)

220 A previous post vanished but I tried to say my heart is aching for you Backwards Boy. And that is not just a cliche or a platitude.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 14, 2021 11:53 AM (lgiXo)

221

Or Sascha Baron Cohen.

Posted by:Wyatt Earp at April 14, 2021


If Cohen appears in tandem with his wife, ultra hot ginger Isla Fisher, I'll accept it.

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 14, 2021 11:53 AM (/XOcP)

222 Patrisse should buy a ghetto bldg. she could gentrify it. 
=====.
But then she would be just another slumlord like Jarrett the Ferret.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 14, 2021 11:53 AM (MIKMs)

223 There should be a YouTube vid of Hathaway lip syncing to Wrecking Ball wearing a wife beater.   Smoking hot performance. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2021 11:53 AM (2DOZq)

224 I have no regard for actors. Most are vane, ignorant, arrogant, and often stupid. There are exceptions, but not many.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 14, 2021 11:53 AM (o2MD2)

225 I thought Richard Pryor was often hilarious, but pointlessly foul.  For all his many faults, Bill Cosby was not wrong when he tried to get these young comedians to stop being so filthy (something Eddie Murphy is just now starting to understand, now that he has kids).

Lenny Bruce could be funny, but was not nearly as funny, clever, or cutting-edge as he was considered.

Andy Kaufman was never funny or even interesting.  His being thrown off Taxi was the best move in television casting.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 11:54 AM (KZzsI)

226 It kind of sounds too perfect though. Like the story that John Denver was an accomplished sniper whose next target was going to be Hillary Clinton and then he died conveniently in an experimental airplane.  Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 11:42 AM (lmikk)

No, the guy really did ride his Segway off the cliff. But he wasn't the inventor; he bought the company.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2021 11:54 AM (mzC78)

227 This a double bacon cheeseburger of hypocrisy here.
... out of the park

Posted by: Neo at April 14, 2021 11:54 AM (RHGPo)

228
Carrot Top. *drops mike*

Posted by:Aetius451ADat April 14, 2021 11:50 AM (lmikk)

i thought his prop work was pretty funny. had a Gallagher vibe to me. 

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 14, 2021 11:54 AM (8D42x)

229
209Would be interesting to find out whether Patrisse has paid taxes on the income needed to buy those houses.

Posted by:Javems at April 14, 2021 11:51 AM (k54jv)

BLM has denied paying her a salary. Taking them at their word (stop laughing), I wonder where she got her money from. If only we had some people whose job it was to investigate these sorts of questions and then publish the results...

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 11:54 AM (JvoOt)

230 I tried to book a vaccination appointment but my Alberta Health number is required and I've misplaced my card. I don't care quite enough to tear the house apart looking for it.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 14, 2021 11:55 AM (lgiXo)

231 There should be a YouTube vid of Hathaway lip syncing to Wrecking Ball wearing a wife beater.

Sorry, the best I can do is Kirsten Dunst in a miniskirt

https://youtu.be/C0X3CLJVMJU

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 11:55 AM (KZzsI)

232 Some people only get into Marxism for the money.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2021 11:55 AM (fLVm1)

233
Well, as long as it's not my gifs, which I can't post because reasons.

I missed the gif bannitation, what happened? Was it an issue with the smartphones?

Posted by: kallisto at April 14, 2021 11:55 AM (DJFLF)

234 Prayers for you and B'Gal, Backwards Boy. It is so hard.
And prayers for Teresa in FW's husband too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 14, 2021 11:55 AM (5HBd1)

235 Moved away from the other blacks just as quick as she could skim some of that sweet sweet BLM donation money.

Posted by: Montag at April 14, 2021 11:55 AM (Zqz9o)

236 damn, we've gone back to where each post sends you back to the top of the page? I have to admit, i liked the last few days better where i only had to scroll up a hair to find my place...
but i'm not complaining.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 14, 2021 11:55 AM (8D42x)

237 Anne Hathaway had a nose job between Photo 2 and Photo 6, probably some other pretty obvious work done as well

Posted by: kallisto at April 14, 2021 11:56 AM (DJFLF)

238 >>Carrot Top.

I have laughed more at the Carrot Top prop stuff than I ever did at Lenny Bruce. Of course, I like Punny Humor.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 11:56 AM (OrlMK)

239

BLM has denied paying her a salary. Taking them at their word (stop laughing), I wonder where she got her money from. If only we had some people whose job it was to investigate these sorts of questions and then publish the results...

Posted by: OregonMuse




Then she's skimming money off the top. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2021 11:56 AM (SuRSI)

240 I tried to book a vaccination appointment but my Alberta Health number is required and I've misplaced my card. I don't care quite enough to tear the house apart looking for it. Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 14, 2021 11:55 AM (lgiXo)


No tickee, no stickee

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2021 11:56 AM (fLVm1)

241 "Property is Theft!” — Karl Marx

"Ima get me some property!” — Patrisse Sans-Culottes

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2021 11:56 AM (JTfFs)

242 7Also.  Into Butt Stuff.

Isn't there some moron rule regarding such allegations?

Posted by: Green Orange at April 14, 2021 11:56 AM (AHq56)

243 >>Anne Hathaway had a nose job between Photo 2 and Photo 6, probably some other pretty obvious work done as well

Yeah.  Pretty sure she has a bleached anus.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 11:56 AM (OrlMK)

244 223 There should be a YouTube vid of Hathaway lip syncing to Wrecking Ball wearing a wife beater.   Smoking hot performance. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2021 11:53 AM (2DOZq)

Fair Play: https://tinyurl.com/k2e5caub Still think Upton's Britney Spears one is.... bouncier. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 11:57 AM (lmikk)

245 241"Property is Theft!” — Karl Marx

"Ima get me some property!” — Patrisse Sans-Culottes

Posted by:Axemanat April 14, 2021 11:56 AM (JTfFs)

==========
"Engels! Use your property to feed me!" -Marx

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 14, 2021 11:57 AM (LvTSG)

246
Sorry, the best I can do is Kirsten Dunst in a miniskirt

https://youtu.be/C0X3CLJVMJU

Posted by:  Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 11:55 AM (KZzsI)


Of all the songs you could remake........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)

247 I always liked "The Critic," because Jon Lovitz has a sense of humor about himself.  And even though Matt Groening is a smug lefty, "The Simpsons" was, for several years, one of the best shows on TV, but it should have been cancelled about 20 years ago.  "Family Guy" had perhaps one funny season, then McFarlane's descent into perversion (incest, bestiality, pedophilia and so on) took over and crashed that thing into the ground.

And I'm on record as having always hated "Seinfeld."  A nasty, nihilist show about nasty, nihilist people and a herald to the nasty, smartass insult spew that passes for comedy these days.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2021 11:57 AM (2JVJo)

248 Guts, guys, guys,  Patrisse Khan-Cullors is just getting a head start on her Moscow dacha style of living.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at April 14, 2021 11:57 AM (fBtlL)

249 Has super-duper Christian David French written in praise of BLM grift?

I'm sure if he even mentions it, he will just do his usual mild criticism mixed with heavy attacks on Republicans, Trump Supporters, and Christians to show how even handed and just he is.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 11:57 AM (KZzsI)

250 >>>Anne Hathaway had a nose job between Photo 2 and Photo 6, probably some other pretty obvious work done as well



Pretty sure she was always busty, though. But otherwise, I agree.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 14, 2021 11:57 AM (bkUtD)

251 Oh BackwardsBoy, such sad news. You and B'Gal are in my prayers.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2021 11:57 AM (bDqIh)

252 There's a lot of gray area to this forum, now. 

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2021 11:57 AM (JTfFs)

253
Ann Hathaway has the It Factor far more than most of the other young actresses out there. She fits the "smoke-show" descriptor, a term I use very sparingly. Posted by: Pug Mahon, in the Big Sky Country at April 14, 2021 11:51 AM (4l77G)


Her mouth freaks me out. She's upward of the 98% percentile in the human-factors Cuomo-Sausage-Swallow test.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 14, 2021 11:58 AM (pnzcV)

254 It's that East Coast liberal snootiness, as exemplified by the, IMO, overrated Jules Feiffer and, in a different metier, Sondheim.

Posted by:Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Last night I watched Jim Jarmusch's zombie flick The Dead Don't Die. Shitty zombie movie, by the way. Plus, it's just a shitty movie, although the stuff where Bill Murray and Adam Driver break the 4th wall talking about the script is legitimately amusing.

But the thing that struck me about it is the utter contempt Jarmusch shows for rural America in the film. Luckily, I pulled it off of teh torrentz so I didn't put any money in the fucker's pocket.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2021 11:58 AM (n+4am)

255 My deepest sympathies for you, BackwardsBoy, and your B'Gal.

Posted by: 4 at April 14, 2021 11:58 AM (KnJdm)

256 I tried to book a vaccination appointment but my Alberta Health number is required and I've misplaced my card. I don't care quite enough to tear the house apart looking for it.  Posted by: Northernlurker


No tickee, no stickee
Posted by: Cicero


Swearsies? 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2021 11:58 AM (SuRSI)

257 I am sure it was just a coincidence that all these shows stopped making fun of Michael Steele as soon as he revealed himself as a fake conservative.

Posted by: Gunner at April 14, 2021 11:59 AM (JT7gY)

258 Yeah. Pretty sure she has a bleached anus. Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 11:56 AM (OrlMK)

A bleached anus only says that she cares.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2021 11:59 AM (fLVm1)

259 And I'm on record as having always hated "Seinfeld." A nasty, nihilist show about nasty, nihilist people and a herald to the nasty, smartass insult spew that passes for comedy these days.

But it was supposed to be.  And if you watched, you'd notice that every thing nasty and selfish, everything New Yorker cruel they did was shown to be wrong, catastrophic, humiliating, and self-defeating.

In the middle of all the funny was a gentle critique of that lifestyle and behavior, something many viewers did not grasp when the show ended with them in prison for being huge aholes.  It was the perfect ending for the show, and Jerry Seinfeld's point all along.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 11:59 AM (KZzsI)

260 Noticing the hypocrisy is racist, yo. 

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 14, 2021 12:00 PM (3H9h1)

261 Anne Hathaway is gorgeous, until she starts talking politics. She talks like Twitter posts. It's a sad sight.

Posted by: Zank Frappa at April 14, 2021 12:00 PM (iaCeZ)

262 With SF Bay Area schools about to reopen (in time for summer vacay?) somebody just noticed that homeless have taken them over in the past year. So? Well, now they're going to house 75% of homeless by 2024!
How's that you say? Exactly!
The zoom conference at the end of the video has exactly what you'd expect to see from this amazing brain-trust. Top. Men. Women. They/Them.

Posted by: clutch cargo - may contain traces of at April 14, 2021 12:00 PM (4FeUN)

263 A bleached anus only says that she cares.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2021 11:59 AM (fLVm1)

I'm guessing anal bleaching would sting a bit.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 14, 2021 12:00 PM (lgiXo)

264
I am sure it was just a coincidence that all these shows stopped making fun of Michael Steele as soon as he revealed himself as a fake conservative.

Posted by:Gunner at April 14, 2021 11:59 AM (JT7gY)

I-I don't know what you're talking about. 

Posted by: Fired Guy at CNN at April 14, 2021 12:01 PM (JTfFs)

265 Its hard to tell in the movies, but I think Anne Hathaway is pocket-sized, just a tiny little thing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 12:01 PM (KZzsI)

266 I watch a lot of movies on Tubi. Some of the Chinese movies are awesome. Bloody, violent, action packed with hot babes. Gets me every time, even with subtitles.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 14, 2021 12:01 PM (o2MD2)

267 A bleached anus only, 
says that she cares 

What else would she bleach?

Posted by: IP at April 14, 2021 12:01 PM (pWrfh)

268 soooo.... never  mind my comment about post post location on the blog. looks like i got antsy....
I thought Richard Pryor was often hilarious, but pointlessly foul. For all his many faults, Bill Cosby was not wrong when he tried to get these young comedians to stop being so filthy (something Eddie Murphy is just now starting to understand, now that he has kids).

I thought Murphy's take on Bill calling him was seriously funny. but yeah, in general they are foul to be foul. 
the point of swearing is emphasis, NOT swearing. a perfectly timed swear word can kill. repetitive use deadens it and can kill the joke.
i don't see why this is so hard to understand. 

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 14, 2021 12:01 PM (8D42x)

269 BackwardsBoy, I am so, so sorry to read that update.  My prayers are with you and B'Gal.  

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 14, 2021 11:45 AM (O+I8R)



Same here BB.  My thoughts and prayers are with you and B'Gal.

Posted by: Archer at April 14, 2021 12:01 PM (gmo/4)

270 And I'm on record as having always hated "Seinfeld."  A nasty, nihilist show about nasty, nihilist people and a herald to the nasty, smartass insult spew that passes for comedy these days.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercingat April 14, 2021 11:57 AM (2JVJo)

I wasn't a fan but ironically I'm a fan of Always Sunny in Philadelphia which is Seinfeld x100. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2021 12:01 PM (2DOZq)

271 261 Anne Hathaway is gorgeous, until she starts talking politics. She talks like Twitter posts. It's a sad sight.

Posted by: Zank Frappa at April 14, 2021 12:00 PM (iaCeZ)

One of the sad developments of the modern age is that texts and twitter allow people to send messages without thinking. We are seeing a lot of people raw, stinking, sewage guts all over the place. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 12:02 PM (lmikk)

272 >>I'm guessing anal bleaching would sting a bit

Little squeeze of lemon juice and few hours in the sun outta do it.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 12:02 PM (OrlMK)

273 I don't think many people are noticing this but BLM is not just a black supremacist movement, it's a black FEMALE supremacist movement. Back when this shit started up in the streets last summer and before they had all their info about being avowed marxists taken down, I couldn't help but notice all the heads of BLM are female. A lot of female empowerment BS attached to it reeks of radical feminism. Their is a movement of men called the Manosphere/Red Pill and it has a lot of black men involved. One of the cobs (maybe it was ace, cant remember) had a clip from Hotep Jesus, a prominent member of the black red pill part of the movement featured here. It is well known that the black manosphere does not get along with black feminist women.  Males being the disposable sex, especially black males, and females leading the BLM organization has a really eery look to it.

Posted by: JROD at April 14, 2021 12:02 PM (0jZnq)

274 It's a sad sight.

Posted by:Zank Frappa

Yeah but... on topic, sort of, Frank Zappa died at a good time because if he'd lived, he would have been a super obnoxious lefty attacking Trump and Bush with all the usual crap.  He was not really a left winger, but he would have hated both of them.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 12:02 PM (KZzsI)

275 Wisconsin Supreme Court rules that Gov. Evers does not have the authority to limit capacities on businesses, restaurants or bars.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2021 12:02 PM (45fpk)

276
BLM has denied paying her a salary. Taking them at their word (stop laughing), I wonder where she got her money from.


FWIW, per Wikipedia: In 2018 she published a book,When They Call You a Terrorist: A Black Lives Matter Memoir and she's also signed a multi-year deal with Warner Brothers.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2021 12:02 PM (bDqIh)

277 And I'm on record as having always hated "Seinfeld." A nasty, nihilist show about nasty, nihilist people and a herald to the nasty, smartass insult spew that passes for comedy these days.

Where I never stuck around to analyze Seinfeld, I never liked that show either.

As my brother says, guess I'm just not into the whole 'meshugana comedy' scene.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

278 Re atrisse Khan-Cullors
Leftism is a great business to be in.
They make televangelists look like rookies. 

Posted by: Zank Frappa at April 14, 2021 12:03 PM (iaCeZ)

279

Of all the songs you could remake........

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 14, 2021 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)

Without even looking, I'll bet it's that 'Turning Japanese' cover.

Ugh.


Posted by: Ace Open Blog at April 14, 2021 12:03 PM (JvoOt)

280 My favorite is: "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.

Posted by oofat April 14, 2021 11:51 AM (mZUr4)

Yep, there were some good life lessons in that show.  I loved the eloquent dialogue, especially that of Boyd Crowder.

Posted by: brass balls at April 14, 2021 12:03 PM (JDB34)

281
BLM has denied paying her a salary. Taking them at their word (stop laughing), I wonder where she got her money from.


FBI.

Same as the Oathkeepers and Proud Boys.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 14, 2021 12:03 PM (BGev3)

282 White Privilege. 
My dad grew up in rural Ireland in a farm. All the downstairs floors were dirt. No electricity.  Outhouse and no central heating. 
He came to the us in the 50s. Began work as a janitor. No high school education. Went to night school and aced his electrical engineering because he wanted to become an engineer, despite being told "No Irish men will be engineers here.”  
Died successful, but not happy, having lived through the deaths of two 20 year old kids due to horrible accidents. 
This is White Privilege. 
I won’t begin to talk about the bullshit racist crap my daughter has to write about in her Freshman hs English class. 
This country is stupid. 

Posted by: Loki at April 14, 2021 12:03 PM (KqiMr)

283 It is hard to get less funny than Andy Kaufman and Lenny Bruce. Wanna bet? Posted by: Mort Sahl at April 14, 2021 11:40 AM (2JVJo)  I got 20 on myself....

Posted by: Soupy Sales at April 14, 2021 11:51 AM (bkPNP)

Nah.  Soupy Sales was great if you were a kid.  I laughed more at his show than anything else at the time.  Including Red Skelton, who I also thought was funny as hell.

BONUS!  Gerard Butler looks like a pumped up Soupy Sales.  So, gals, get your Soup on!!!


Posted by: naturalfake at April 14, 2021 12:03 PM (EERbD)

284 265Its hard to tell in the movies,
Internet says 5' 7" ... I'd have guessed a little taller.

Posted by: Green Orange at April 14, 2021 12:03 PM (AHq56)

285 >>>But it was supposed to be.  And if you watched, you'd notice that every thing nasty and selfish, everything New Yorker cruel they did was shown to be wrong, catastrophic, humiliating, and self-defeating.


They were all terrible people, which was the point. Sure they were funny, but at the end of every episode they screwed themselves.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 14, 2021 12:03 PM (bkUtD)

286 Hathaway is a decent actress unlike many of her peers that age. Can do comedy.

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2021 12:03 PM (Xd/WJ)

287 >>Without even looking, I'll bet it's that 'Turning Japanese' cover.
Not even the 3rd best song on that LP.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 12:04 PM (OrlMK)

288 ironically I'm a fan of Always Sunny in Philadelphia which is Seinfeld x100.

And that's why I don't like it.  Because its all of Seinfeld, but without Jerry's gentle philosophical bend, showing how its actually bad and wrong to be that way, and with some kindness and pleasantness mixed in.  IASIP is just relentlessly awful and soulless, its cruel and treacherous just to be so.  Its like an acid for your soul, like films such as Requiem for a Dream: horrible for the sake of being horrible and that leave you worse for having seen it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 12:04 PM (KZzsI)

289 I'm guessing anal bleaching would sting a bit.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 14, 2021 12:00 PM (lgiXo)

Only for a short time.

Sunburn, however........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)

290 284265Its hard to tell in the movies,
Internet says 5' 7" ... I'd have guessed a little taller.

Posted by:Green Orangeat April 14, 2021 12:03 PM (AHq56)

==========
I would have guessed 5'11 or so. Dolley's height. 
At least she's not a midget. That's always weird to find out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 14, 2021 12:05 PM (LvTSG)

291 >>>BLM has denied paying her a salary
No actual salary. That would be taxed. But those thick mafia envelopes handed to her are sweet.

Posted by: Zank Frappa at April 14, 2021 12:05 PM (iaCeZ)

292 Remember when Bernie Madoff got in all that trouble for doing this to his investors?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 14, 2021 12:05 PM (BGev3)

293  Yo [...]! Son of Doof and I finished Season 2 of Justified last night. Mags and her tads get better and better every time I watch through. Excited to see Quarles and Limehouse again in Season 3! Posted by: Doof at April 14, 2021 11:39 AM (mZUr4)

Hey bro. That's awesome. Hope he's enjoying it as much as you are. I really love the way the seasons end. They're so good. But that's how Leonard wrote. He loved killer endings and killer lines to end books. Which I'm a yuge sucker for. 

Mags was so good. In that one scene where the guy comes up and insults her in the diner, she's so mad her eye visibly twitches. Now that's what I call acting!!!!

I also love Loretta, especially in season 6. 

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2021 12:05 PM (wUcFE)

294
Yeah. Pretty sure she has a bleached anus.Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 11:56 AM (OrlMK)

A bleached anus only says that she cares.

Posted by:Cicero (@cicero)at April 14, 2021 11:59 AM (fLVm1)


i was only advertising that i care...

Posted by: Hope Solo at April 14, 2021 12:05 PM (8D42x)

295 Not even the 3rd best song on that LP.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 12:04 PM (OrlMK)

They had an LP?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

296
284 265Its hard to tell in the movies,
Internet says 5' 7" ... I'd have guessed a little taller.

Posted by: Green Orange at April 14, 2021 12:03 PM (AHq56)

I'd guess it is the legs and the general slinky frame. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 12:05 PM (lmikk)

297
Her mouth freaks me out. She's upward of the 98% percentile in the human-factors Cuomo-Sausage-Swallow test.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 14, 2021 11:58 AM (pnzcV)


Heh. Perhaps that's part of her charm.
Although in all seriousness, sometimes the most attractive people to some can also be the most repellent to others. People are attracted to types, and some of the best looking people in film can attract very strong negative reactions as well. Por ejemplo, I find Claudia Black very attractive, but a lot of folks can't get past her rather prominent nose.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, in the Big Sky Country at April 14, 2021 12:05 PM (4l77G)

298 Not even the 3rd best song on that LP.

Yeah but she looks adorable singing it, even though she's got the IQ of pocket lint.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 12:05 PM (KZzsI)

299

I finally got to see most of the film on TV.  They made Maxwell Smart a researcher who gets drafted to be a spy, under the tutelage of course of a woman, in this case Hathaway's Agent 99.  The plot seemed far too semi-realistic, in comparison with the loony little world the original TV series set up (which is why that show worked so well).  

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 14, 2021 11:35 AM (/XOcP)

Isn't was that the Jack Ryan story? Mild mannered historian becomes super secret agent? 

Posted by: Fox2! at April 14, 2021 12:06 PM (qyH+l)

300 Anne Hathaway once co-hosted the Oscars many years back.  It was apparently not well-received.  However, one part I do remember (and can't seem to find video of) was the opening montage, which played clips from the nominated movies with James Franco and Anne Hathaway digitally inserted into the scene.
One of the scenes was from The King's Speech, and they had Anne wink at Colin Firth, and I tell you what, every guy on the planet would wish for a lady to throw him a wink like that.  

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 14, 2021 12:06 PM (CAJOC)

301 Sending prayers for BackwardsBoy and B'Gal... I am so sorry. Also, sending prayers for Teresa's husband.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 14, 2021 12:06 PM (NpAcC)

302 >>They had an LP?

New Clear Days.
Spring Collection is the highlight, imo.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 12:06 PM (OrlMK)

303 Update: According to the chatter on the cob back-channel, ace has apparently figured out how to ban himself again.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 12:06 PM (JvoOt)

304
. . . In the middle of all the funny was a gentle critique of that lifestyle and behavior, something many viewers did not grasp when the show ended with them in prison for being huge aholes. It was the perfect ending for the show, and Jerry Seinfeld's point all along.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021


Good point.  I thought the show was generally about social behavior: social norms and what happens to people who violate them.

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 14, 2021 12:07 PM (/XOcP)

305 303Update: According to the chatter on the cob back-channel, ace has apparently figured out how to ban himself again.

Posted by:OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professionalat April 14, 2021 12:06 PM (JvoOt)

============
I have the perfect give for that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 14, 2021 12:07 PM (LvTSG)

306 Internet says 5' 7" ... I'd have guessed a little taller.

I'm thinking 5'2.  Look at her features, they look huge on her face.  Look at her head, it looks huge for her body.

Those are traits of a tiny person.  It also happens to look really good on camera (see Tom Cruise, et al).

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 12:07 PM (KZzsI)

307 272>>I'm guessing anal bleaching would sting a bit

Little squeeze of lemon juice and few hours in the sun outta do it.

Posted by:garrettat April 14, 2021 12:02 PM (OrlMK)


Just be careful how much sun.

Posted by: Josh Brolin at April 14, 2021 12:07 PM (Ojki1)

308 gif...ugh

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 14, 2021 12:07 PM (LvTSG)

309 >>According to the chatter on the cob back-channel, ace has apparently figured out how to ban himself again.

Tell him to put the Drill in FORWARD.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 12:07 PM (OrlMK)

310 Update: According to the chatter on the cob back-channel, ace has apparently figured out how to ban himself again.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 12:06 PM (JvoOt)

BWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Never change, Ace.  Never change.  You'll ruin it otherwise.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

311 Update: According to the chatter on the cob back-channel, ace has apparently figured out how to ban himself again.
Posted by: OregonMuse


*le snort, le snort, le snort. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2021 12:08 PM (SuRSI)

312 >>According to the chatter on the cob back-channel, ace has apparently figured out how to ban himself again.

You can never be TOO safe, you know.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 12:08 PM (OrlMK)

313 Little squeeze of lemon juice and few hours in the sun outta do it.
Is that a "Don Lemon party"??

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2021 12:08 PM (UHVv4)

314 Update: According to the chatter on the cob back-channel, ace has apparently figured out how to ban himself again.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 12:06 PM (JvoOt)



I love this place.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2021 12:08 PM (45fpk)

315
They made Maxwell Smart a researcher who gets drafted to be a spy, under the tutelage of course of a woman, in this case Hathaway's Agent 99. . . .

Posted by:_Wolfus Aurelius_at April 14, 2021 11:35 AM (/XOcP)

Isn't was that the Jack Ryan story? Mild mannered historian becomes super secret agent?

Posted by:Fox2! at April 14, 2021


Yes, but in this case played for laughs.

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 14, 2021 12:08 PM (/XOcP)

316 I wasn't a fan but ironically I'm a fan of Always Sunny in Philadelphia which is Seinfeld x100. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2021 12:01 PM (2DOZq)

Always Sunny and Curb Your Enthusiasm are superior shows to Seinfeld cuz they aren't always trying to get you to like the main character's in addition to the main characters being dickweeds.

That sort of comedy just works better without the "awwww" moments.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 14, 2021 12:08 PM (EERbD)

317 ============
I have the perfect give for that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 14, 2021 12:07 PM (LvTSG)

LMFAO FAIL.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

318 ace has apparently figured out how to ban himself again. 

It was bound to happen. 

Ace... have you tried "password"?

Posted by: IP at April 14, 2021 12:08 PM (pWrfh)

319 Love Seinfeld.
Don't like What's Sunny... at all.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 12:09 PM (OrlMK)

320 318ace has apparently figured out how to ban himself again.

It was bound to happen.

Ace... have you tried "password"?

Posted by:IPat April 14, 2021 12:08 PM (pWrfh)

=========
12345
Same as my luggage. 

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 14, 2021 12:09 PM (LvTSG)

321
They are still making fun of Sarah Palin 12 years past relevance for something she literally did not say and was completely made up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2021 11:22 AM

"Dan Quayle spelled potato POTATOE he so stupid! Laugh, now!" They never change.  And they are the same people who look at you like you're stuck in 1915 if you post a meme older than 8 months.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 14, 2021 12:09 PM (OssQ4)

322  Update: According to the chatter on the cob back-channel, ace has apparently figured out how to ban himself again. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 12:06 PM (JvoOt)
Uh-oh! Security leak.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2021 12:09 PM (mzC78)

323 According to the chatter on the cob back-channel, ace has apparently figured out how to ban himself again.


Heh.
This is proof that teh Ewok loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2021 12:09 PM (n+4am)

324 Sorry but the Seinfeld characters all got away with everything until the last episode.  

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2021 12:10 PM (2DOZq)

325
Update: According to the chatter on the cob back-channel, ace has apparently figured out how to ban himself again.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 12:06 PM (JvoOt)


Like Rick Moranis in ghostbusters, locked out of his apartment.
GREEN!!!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, in the Big Sky Country at April 14, 2021 12:10 PM (4l77G)

326 I've been watching Prince Philips videos quite a bit the past few days.  He seems to have been a great man but also seriously funny and down to earth ... press seems to have hated him, of course.

Posted by: Green Orange at April 14, 2021 12:10 PM (AHq56)

327 Ace - the password is "green orange".

Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2021 12:10 PM (45fpk)

328 VespaManBag69

Posted by: Ace's Forgotton Passwords at April 14, 2021 12:10 PM (OrlMK)

329
Update: According to the chatter on the cob back-channel, ace has apparently figured out how to ban himself again.

Posted by:OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professionalat April 14, 2021 12:06 PM (JvoOt)

and THIS is why i can't quit this place. you don't find this sort of comedy anywhere else...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 14, 2021 12:10 PM (8D42x)

330 Ace had to ban himself again. He was continually going off-topic in the Art Thread before #100.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2021 12:10 PM (UHVv4)

331 As J.J. alludes above, I hear 'Anne Hathaway', and the unsatisfying image of  'Jane Hathaway' pops into my head. Probably a generational thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2021 12:11 PM (830x5)

332 Update: According to the chatter on the cob back-channel, ace has apparently figured out how to ban himself again.

As the Empress says, never not funny.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2021 12:11 PM (2JVJo)

333
BLM has denied paying her a salary. Taking them at their word (stop laughing), I wonder where she got her money from.

FBI.

Same as the Oathkeepers and Proud Boys.

Posted by:Moron Robbieat April 14, 2021 12:03 PM (BGev3)

Yeah, but millions? She got *millions* of dollars from the fibbies? I think it unlikely. I didn't think they paid that well.

Plus, they're all about 'right wing extremists' these days. I didn't think they cared about BLM.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 12:11 PM (JvoOt)

334 This is proof that teh Ewok loves us and wants us to be happy. 


I thought we'd agreed upthread that was anal bleaching

Posted by: IP at April 14, 2021 12:11 PM (pWrfh)

335
Heh. Perhaps that's part of her charm. Although in all seriousness, sometimes the most attractive people to some can also be the most repellent to others. People are attracted to types, and some of the best looking people in film can attract very strong negative reactions as well. Por ejemplo, I find Claudia Black very attractive, but a lot of folks can't get past her rather prominent nose. Posted by: Pug Mahon, in the Big Sky Country at April 14, 2021 12:05 PM (4l77G)


I'm kind of goldilocks when it comes to female mouths. I hate the duck face look that's trendy. Just a normal, not too big, not too small, kisser is all that's ever needed.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 14, 2021 12:11 PM (pnzcV)

336 Loved the Sein!

Didn't care for Philly too.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2021 12:11 PM (UHVv4)

337 It's "green," Ace, it's "green."

Posted by: washrivergal at April 14, 2021 12:11 PM (ZE5eB)

338 Time to fax him more money until he can figure out his blog

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 14, 2021 12:11 PM (ifmtJ)

339 How has Ace gotten to this point without forgetting to tie his shoes and falling down a set of stairs?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

340
303 Update: According to the chatter on the cob back-channel, ace has apparently figured out how to ban himself again.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 12:06 PM (JvoOt)

Dammit! Now I want Busty Lesbian Porn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 12:12 PM (lmikk)

341 Lesbians can't be far behind. 

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2021 12:12 PM (wUcFE)

342 Time to fax Ace more money to live on, until he can figure out his blog.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 14, 2021 12:12 PM (ifmtJ)

343 I'm picturing Ace turning the air blue with colourful Ewok curses.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 14, 2021 12:12 PM (lgiXo)

344 Ha! 

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2021 12:12 PM (wUcFE)

345
I love this place.


So say we all. The most charming little blog on Earf.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 14, 2021 12:12 PM (HaL55)

346 This Password shit is just a ruse.
I bet Ace is just stuck in a snow bank.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 12:13 PM (OrlMK)

347 Bleaching your asshole and shaving your man parts should be a routine part of grooming. You never know when the little lady or GF is going to go down stairs and give you a surprise BJ on the way to dinner or the movies. Bleaching your asshole and knocking down the bush around your shaft is quite simply being courteous to your partner. Nothing more unattractive than your lady trying to dig a pube from the back of her throat or dropping your trousers and bending over to get your salad tossed and shooting an ugly old poopy colored brown-eye. 
Mocking the process only makes the horde look like knuckle dragging savages. Lets step up our game guys.

Posted by: JROD at April 14, 2021 12:13 PM (0jZnq)

348 Update: Pixy is trying to help ace but can't duplicate the failure. He can see the errors in the logs but doesn't know why. When *he* logs in as ace, it works just fine.
Developing...

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 12:13 PM (JvoOt)

349 Update: According to the chatter on the cob back-channel, ace has apparently figured out how to ban himself again.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 12:06 PM (JvoOt)

Dammit! Now I want Busty Lesbian Porn. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 12:12 PM (lmikk)


To the interwebs!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 14, 2021 12:13 PM (ifmtJ)

350 Like Curb too although I missed about half of them.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2021 12:13 PM (UHVv4)

351 I used to like Debra Winger. IIRC she had a little scar on her cheek.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 14, 2021 12:13 PM (lgiXo)

352 The sad part about Seinfeld is that so few people got Jerry's point and most of them got only "its hilarious to mock people and be selfish, smartass, and cruel!"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 12:13 PM (KZzsI)

353  Ace - the password is "green orange".

Posted by: grammie winger

For some reason, Red Grange and Red Green keep coming to mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2021 12:14 PM (830x5)

354 Cool. Just got an email from the base that said I have to find an off-base medical provider, because they won't be seeing beneficiaries anymore.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2021 12:14 PM (Ez6QX)

355 330Ace had to ban himself again. He was continually going off-topic in the Art Thread before #100.

Posted by:andycanuckat April 14, 2021 12:10 PM (UHVv4)

Like the Ewok is up that early unless he is having a bout of insomnia.

Posted by: Bete at April 14, 2021 12:14 PM (Ojki1)

356 Of course any smart, military blog on par with AosHQ would always have rock solid security measures protecting it. 

We just have "green"....

Posted by: IP at April 14, 2021 12:14 PM (pWrfh)

357 I guess I'm to cynical in my old age.  I don't like shows/movies that the characters annoy the fuck out of me.

Seinfeld annoyed the fuck out of me.  Raymond annoyed the fuck out of me.  Most of the 'new' slapstick comedies annoy the fuck out of me.

When you're stupid on purpose, I find that annoying.  Needless to say, I haven't seen a movie I've really enjoyed in quite some time.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

358 Tell Ace to take the CAPS LOCK off.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 12:14 PM (OrlMK)

359
Update: According to the chatter on the cob back-channel, ace has apparently figured out how to ban himself again.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 12:06 PM


I love this place.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 14, 2021 12:14 PM (m+jkK)

360 324 Sorry but the Seinfeld characters all got away with everything until the last episode.   Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2021 12:10 PM (2DOZq)

Jerry's shitty behavior got his parents kicked out of their retirement community. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 14, 2021 12:14 PM (G2zl5)

361
Mocking the process only makes the horde look like knuckle dragging savages. Lets step up our game guys.

Posted by: JROD at April 14, 2021 12:13 PM (0jZnq)

Should have added a 'Be Better, Guys.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 12:14 PM (lmikk)

362 Posted by: naturalfake at April 14, 2021 12:08 PM (EERbD)
Loved Curb Your Enthusiasm too.  At least the first six seasons. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2021 12:14 PM (2DOZq)

363
As J.J. alludes above, I hear 'Anne Hathaway', and the unsatisfying image of  'Jane Hathaway' pops into my head. Probably a generational thing.

 I do the same thing.

I will say, however, that I have always suspected she was a looker the same way Ethel in I Love Lucy was.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 14, 2021 12:14 PM (BGev3)

364 193Hubby's spinal fusion surgery is today - prayers would be appreciated!
Putting mine off for as long as possible.  Prayers and best wishes for his procedure and, just as importantly, his recovery!

Posted by: Greyman27 at April 14, 2021 12:15 PM (RKLPC)

365

BLM has denied paying her a salary. Taking them at their word (stop laughing), I wonder where she got her money from. If only we had some people whose job it was to investigate these sorts of questions and then publish the results...

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 11:54 AM (JvoOt)


Or perhaps some governmental agency.

Posted by: Javems at April 14, 2021 12:15 PM (k54jv)

366 360  Jerry's shitty behavior got his parents kicked out of their retirement community.

Posted by:Buzzionat April 14, 2021 12:14 PM (G2zl5)


==========


That old bag remembered the marble rye?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 14, 2021 12:15 PM (LvTSG)

367 Tried "greenish-orange", which is really what I would consider the color or a "green orange". 
But then again, if we simply say it's a "green orange", that color would be green. 
(Hope I'm not giving too much away.) 

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2021 12:15 PM (JTfFs)

368
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)


Um. So what DO you like?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2021 12:15 PM (Ez6QX)

369 I'm glad Madoff is dead 

Posted by: CN at April 14, 2021 12:15 PM (ONvIw)

370 Update: ace has managed to log in using a Chrome incognito window. He saved a test post in draft.
Stay turned for further developments...

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 12:16 PM (JvoOt)

371
Update: According to the chatter on the cob back-channel, ace has apparently figured out how to ban himself.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 12:06 PM

 

Skills like that are fungible; you can't just let them sit on the shelf.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2021 12:16 PM (DMUuz)

372 348Update: Pixy is trying to help ace but can't duplicate the failure. He can see the errors in the logs but doesn't know why. When *he* logs in as ace, it works just fine.
Developing...

Posted by:OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professionalat April 14, 2021 12:13 PM (JvoOt)

Ace banned his own IP address? Did he let Moomoo into the building or something?

Posted by: Bete at April 14, 2021 12:16 PM (Ojki1)

373 Jerry's shitty behavior got his parents kicked out of their retirement community. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 14, 2021 12:14 PM (G2zl5)

Nothing happened to Jerry.  The four main characters. Everything happened to others because of them. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2021 12:16 PM (2DOZq)

374 I hate the duck face look that's trendy
Yeah I never really liked how Angelina Jolie looked, although she came by it naturally.  Just too much.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 12:16 PM (KZzsI)

375 They had an LP?

New Clear Days.
Spring Collection is the highlight, imo.

Posted by:garrettat April 14, 2021 12:06 PM (OrlMK)

They did 2 albums, that and Magnets. And, believe it or not, they released an album last year (don't remember the name). I had the 45 only, but the '80 and '81 albums were pretty good.

Posted by: clutch cargo - may contain traces of at April 14, 2021 12:17 PM (4FeUN)

376
Jerry's shitty behavior got his parents kicked out of their retirement community.

Posted by:Buzzion at April 14, 2021 12:14 PM (G2zl5)

Tragedy is the flipside of comedy.

This is why Seinfeld is such a comedic gem. 

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2021 12:17 PM (JTfFs)

377 To add to the anals of 'getting old surprisingly sucks'. I read a book the other day in bed. Something I used to do all the time. Just put two pillows, tilt the head up and read. 
Fucked up my lower back. Need to do more back exercises. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 12:17 PM (lmikk)

378
Tell Ace to take the CAPS LOCK off.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 12:14 PM (OrlMK)



Ace: It's reversible?

Posted by: 4 at April 14, 2021 12:17 PM (KnJdm)

379
Plus, they're all about 'right wing extremists' these days. I didn't think they cared about BLM.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 12:11 PM (JvoOt)



Everything they say and everything almost any institution says is a lie. There's no direct relationship between what they publicly profess and what they actually do.

We all have to be like the citizens of the USSR where everything is in-between the lines. Which is also not very effective at getting the news but no worse than believing their propaganda.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 14, 2021 12:17 PM (pnzcV)

380 BB I Am sorry  for what you and Bgal are going through.

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2021 12:17 PM (Xd/WJ)

381 'You very, very Bad Man!'

Posted by: Babu Bot at April 14, 2021 12:17 PM (OrlMK)

382  Update: Pixy is trying to help ace but can't duplicate the failure. He can see the errors in the logs but doesn't know why. When *he* logs in as ace, it works just fine.
Developing...

Posted by: OregonMuse

Pixy has all of my sympathy. When one bears the sole responsibility for mission-critical software/firmware, which is misbehaving, the mental pressure is non-relenting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2021 12:18 PM (830x5)

383 Cool. Just got an email from the base that said I have to find an off-base medical provider, because they won't be seeing beneficiaries anymore.

Too busy giving illegals abortions, or something

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 12:18 PM (KZzsI)

384 348Update: Pixy is trying to help ace but can't duplicate the failure.

Bans here work by IP address, IIRC ... and the IP should be in the logs so remove it from the table of banned addresses ... which could be DB or kernel.
But you'd think Pixy knows all this.

Posted by: Green Orange at April 14, 2021 12:18 PM (AHq56)

385 Ace banned hisself again?  

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2021 12:18 PM (Xd/WJ)

386 Whew! No one mentioned me.

Posted by: Gallagher at April 14, 2021 12:18 PM (XIrWl)

387 As J.J. alludes above, I hear 'Anne Hathaway', and the unsatisfying image of  'Jane Hathaway' pops into my head. Probably a generational thing.
I do the same thing.

I will say, however, that I have always suspected she was a looker the same way Ethel in I Love Lucy was.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Even thought she hit for the other team. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2021 12:18 PM (SuRSI)

388
Yeah I never really liked how Angelina Jolie looked, although she came by it naturally.  Just too much.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 12:16 PM (KZzsI)

But the generous lips fit her face. It fit. The problem is all these women with different types of faces who got it done and it sticks out like a sore thumb. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2021 12:18 PM (lmikk)

389 >They did 2 albums, that and Magnets.

Yep.  And Magnets was...not that good.
NCD was great, though.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 12:19 PM (OrlMK)

390 378 Tell Ace to take the CAPS LOCK off.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 12:14 PM (OrlMK)


Ace: It's reversible?

Posted by:4at April 14, 2021 12:17 PM (KnJdm)

Like my raincoat.

Posted by: Bete at April 14, 2021 12:19 PM (Ojki1)

391 383: they won't abort the anchors. No PP abattoir for illegals. 

Posted by: CN at April 14, 2021 12:19 PM (ONvIw)

392 Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Again I recommend the sitcom, Rules of Engagement.  It's like the horde were writers on the show. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2021 12:19 PM (2DOZq)

393 370Update: ace has managed to log in using a Chrome incognito window.


So it's his IP address then.  Doh.

Posted by: Green Orange at April 14, 2021 12:20 PM (AHq56)

394 Update: Pixy is trying to help ace but can't duplicate the failure. He can see the errors in the logs but doesn't know why. When *he* logs in as ace, it works just fine.
Developing...

Maybe ace found a way to drop his own IP in the hosts.deny file.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 14, 2021 12:20 PM (SchxB)

395 I have been accused of wrongdoing. But these false accusations will not deter us. We WILL annex Poland by the Spring, at any cost! AND... our stock will rise HIGH!

Posted by: Mr Pitt at April 14, 2021 12:20 PM (UHVv4)

396 I really enjoyed Angelina Jolie's turns as Laura Croft, she was a very entertaining, likable heroine that never lost her femininity.  The first movie was pretty well written, too.  The second felt lost and slow, but she was good in them.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 12:20 PM (KZzsI)

397
Um. So what DO you like?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2021 12:15 PM (Ez6QX)

Heh.....

I will admit, I like the older action movies, Stallone, Ahnold, Van Damme.....Cheesy but entertaining.  The OLD slapstick style comedies.  Airplane!, Top Secret, Hot Shots, Naked Gun.

I liked American Sniper (the last movie I've seen in a theater) and sometimes I'll sit through something with the wife that isn't bad, but not good enough for me to remember the name. 

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 14, 2021 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

398 >>Ace: It's reversible?


yep.  Just like a condom.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2021 12:20 PM (OrlMK)

399 383Cool. Just got an email from the base that said I have to find an off-base medical provider, because they won't be seeing beneficiaries anymore.

Too busy giving illegals abortions, or something

Posted by:Christopher Taylorat April 14, 2021 12:18 PM (KZzsI)


Got to prep for the new Trans Corp. after all.

Posted by: Bete at April 14, 2021 12:21 PM (Ojki1)

400
Yeah I never really liked how Angelina Jolie looked, although she came by it naturally. Just too much.


I seem to remember her having smaller lips at one time. Then she had them pumped up to about 50psi and ruined her face.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 14, 2021 12:21 PM (HaL55)

401 In the Dunst remake, it sounds like the guitar on the verse is a little more overdriven and aggressive. I like that. But there are some notes in the transition to the chorus that weaken the whole thing. 

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2021 12:21 PM (JTfFs)

402 nood

ace

Posted by: banana Dream at April 14, 2021 12:21 PM (pnzcV)

403 Chrome incognito mode doesn't obscure your IP

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2021 12:21 PM (wUcFE)

404 I'll bet that COB backchannel is full of....colorful language right now.  What are the best Ewok swear words?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 14, 2021 12:21 PM (dfRN6)

405 Gosh, that bowl of Pho looks good.  Our hooch maid, a good old gal, made a big pot for us one day (we kept her in Salems) and it was great considering she did it on a hot plate.  It had a lot of meat, meaning somebody in the family had herded a water buffalo in front of a six by, collected the $500 and butchered the buff.

Posted by: bill in Arkansas not gonna comply with nuttin at April 14, 2021 12:22 PM (I58tH)

406 BLM has denied paying her a salary.

This is grifting on an atomic level.  Impressive.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 14, 2021 12:22 PM (3H9h1)

407 I will say, however, that I have always suspected she was a looker the same way Ethel in I Love Lucy was. Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 14, 2021 12:14 PM (BGev3)

I seem to remember that in real life, the actress was an un-busty lesbian.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2021 12:22 PM (mzC78)

408 394  Maybe ace found a way to drop his own IP in the hosts.deny file.

Hmm ... I forgot how old this platform is ...

Posted by: Green Orange at April 14, 2021 12:22 PM (AHq56)

409 Update: Apparently, ace figured out how to log in because there's a nood.
Nothing to see here, folks. Fun time is over.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 12:23 PM (JvoOt)

410 403Chrome incognito mode doesn't obscure your IP

Cookies then?

Posted by: Green Orange at April 14, 2021 12:24 PM (AHq56)

411 Tragedy is the flipside of comedy.

 

This is why Seinfeld is such a comedic gem. 

Posted by: Axeman 

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow - Mark Twain


I usually add, 'Someone else's sorrow.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2021 12:24 PM (GBHAb)

412 I'd like the White Privilege Deluxe Special, with three sides - No Taxes, Free Money From Banks, and Shooting Blacks and Not Being Charged With Any Crime - and for dessert, Better Medical Care Than Every Minority.

What do you mean that's not on the menu????

Posted by: Gref at April 14, 2021 12:24 PM (AMIL/)

413
To add to the anals of 'getting old surprisingly sucks
Posted by:Aetius451AD

 Newsletter?

Posted by: Anne H. at April 14, 2021 12:24 PM (DMUuz)

414 404I'll bet that COB backchannel is full of....colorful language right now. What are the best Ewok swear words?

Posted by:Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcherat April 14, 2021 12:21 PM (dfRN6)


It's nothing like that. Ace is actually quite restrained, and not panicking.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 14, 2021 12:24 PM (JvoOt)

415 Well hell BB. 
I'm very sorry. Stay strong brother.

Posted by: weirdflunky at April 14, 2021 12:25 PM (uDBD+)

416
I don't think many people are noticing this but BLM is not just a black supremacist movement, it's a black FEMALE supremacist movement. Back when this shit started up in the streets last summer and before they had all their info about being avowed marxists taken down, I couldn't help but notice all the heads of BLM are female.

a  young brutha got red-pilled when he went on BLM website (before scrubbing) and discovered the founders were two white lesbians. He said there was nothing on their site addressing the fact of the absent Black father, the issue most devastating to AA families. This was at one of Candace Owens' college events.

Posted by: kallisto at April 14, 2021 12:26 PM (DJFLF)

417
I seem to remember that in real life, the actress was an un-busty lesbian.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2021 12:22 PM (mzC7

Full disclosure: I'm fairly okay with this.

Matter of fact, they need to understand and accept that they have no greater support than that of straight white males, and especially college aged ones.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 14, 2021 12:26 PM (BGev3)

418 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 14, 2021 12:15 PM (LvTSG)
How does the Mrs. like the Peloton? Is she doing yoga as well and weights as an addition? I ask this because you know you will have to step up your fitness game Also, Charleston has the most single women (and hottest) per capita. Women are fiercely competitive with each other.  I have family in that area btw.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 14, 2021 12:28 PM (kBKcQ)

419
It's nothing like that. Ace is actually quite restrained, and not panicking.


Finally might take that vacation he was talking about.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 14, 2021 12:28 PM (BGev3)

420
Again I recommend the sitcom, Rules of Engagement. It's like the horde were writers on the show.

Posted by:Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2021


That one, and Last Man Standing with Tim Allen.

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 14, 2021 12:29 PM (/XOcP)

421 I left the pet door unlocked so ace can get in now.

Posted by: StrawMan at April 14, 2021 12:29 PM (78ihC)

422 The sad part about Seinfeld is that so few people got Jerry's point and most of them got only "its hilarious to mock people and be selfish, smartass, and cruel!" Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2021 12:13 PM (KZzsI)
Concur. They got their just desserts in the end.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 14, 2021 12:41 PM (bkPNP)

423 16 (Are there 'Ettes who think Carrell is handsome?) Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 14, 2021 11:16 AM (dfRN6)

Not this one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2021 11:17 AM (Ez6QX)

Not me!  Sam Elliot, Tom Selleck, Toby Keith and Larry the Cable Guy!  I prefer men who don't look like a strong wind would blow them over.

Posted by: Chillin the most at April 14, 2021 12:47 PM (lonOK)

424 joining the pho queue, are you? -- Ha,Haaa!

Posted by: Frodob - you know the drill at April 14, 2021 12:58 PM (yFOIQ)

425 The early Last Man Standing episodes were the best.  Current season, not so good.  Actually hasn't been good for a couple of seasons.  IMO.

Posted by: Archer at April 14, 2021 01:02 PM (gmo/4)

426 19The irony in the 1970 and 2020 comparison is that in both cases, they have the exact same politics...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who is strongly in favor of good dental hygine at April 14, 2021 11:17 AM (PiwSw)

 Even worse, it was the 1970's men that produced the 2020's men.

Posted by: JB at April 14, 2021 01:05 PM (7uUvX)

427 BLM is grift?  As shocking as a racist hoax. I say we burn down all majority black cities to show we are woke to hate the terrible burden that Whites have done to these cities.   Make Africa Great Again by getting rid of the White racism of electricity, plumbing, asphalt and EBT. Free at last, thank God Almighty, free at last of the White Devil!

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at April 14, 2021 09:43 PM (lCc6O)

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