April 16, 2021
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Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 16, 2021 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2021 11:19 AM (lmikk)
I will have the basket of the small fried apple pies, though.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 16, 2021 11:20 AM (cwI4U)
Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2021 11:20 AM (fFtVH)
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 16, 2021 11:20 AM (/XOcP)
5 Apple handpies!Apple turnovers? Which I always thought never had enough apples. Or Hostess Apple Pies? Which are both horrible intellectually, but also wonderful.
*That hasn't been declared white supremacy yet, has it?Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2021 11:17 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2021 11:20 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: kallisto at April 16, 2021 11:21 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus at April 16, 2021 11:21 AM (GBZnB)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, in the Big Sky Country at April 16, 2021 11:21 AM (4l77G)
Or at least the comments with no/limited images?
It was one of those threads that I didn't have time for during work and by the time I did it was gone, like tears in the rain or whatever.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 16, 2021 11:22 AM (9D3Sg)
8 Nadler is quickly turning into Fat Bastard (I mean the guy, he is a fat bastard.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2021 11:19 AM (lmikk)
I wish we could figure out a way to convince all leftists that adopting the Nadler Diet is in their best interest.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 16, 2021 11:22 AM (cwI4U)
13She looks familiar -- she might have been on an U.N.C.L.E. episode. Joanna something? Him I don't know, but guessing from the logo on one pic, he might have been an Italian actor, spaghetti Westerns?Posted by:_Wolfus Aurelius_at April 16, 2021 11:20 AM (/XOcP)
Your instincts are good, her name his indeed Joanna, married to someone famous, has a famous offspring, and the guy is indeed an Italian actor.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 16, 2021 11:22 AM (EUMfL)
I agree, glaze on pie is a bridge too far
Posted by: kallisto at April 16, 2021 11:22 AM (DJFLF)
It increased steadily through the Trump administration?
When the media was at it's least objective and most incoherent it was gaining trust?
Fuck you, America. Just fuck you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 16, 2021 11:22 AM (LvTSG)
I do not know who she actually is, but she is beautiful.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2021 11:23 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2021 11:23 AM (fFtVH)
Ladies and gents, I give you Mr. Frank Zappa: "Ram it. Ram it. Ram it up your poopchute."
Posted by: pep at April 16, 2021 11:23 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2021 11:24 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2021 11:25 AM (2JVJo)
23 Posted by: BignJames at April 16, 2021 11:19 AM (AwYPR)Counterpoint: Dutch Apple pie. Also is Dutch Apple and Apple Streusel Pie the exact same thing? They seem like exactly the same thing.
I agree, glaze on pie is a bridge too far
Posted by: kallisto at April 16, 2021 11:22 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2021 11:25 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus at April 16, 2021 11:25 AM (GBZnB)
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 16, 2021 11:21 AM (/XOcP)
In my usual search for names listed here and adding 'nude' to the end, I found this Joanna Kulig person. Never heard of her, but she's got some fantastic boobs.
Just thought I'd mention it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 16, 2021 11:25 AM (Zz0t1)
We. Are. So. Screwed.
Posted by: shibumi at April 16, 2021 11:25 AM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2021 11:25 AM (2JVJo)
fixt.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 16, 2021 11:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 16, 2021 11:26 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2021 11:26 AM (lmikk)
Counterpoint: Dutch Apple pie. Also is Dutch Apple and Apple Streusel Pie the exact same thing? They seem like exactly the same thing.Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2021 11:25 AM (lmikk)
French Apple pie also has the frosting I believe. I used to enjoy that even though it includes raisins
Posted by: kallisto at April 16, 2021 11:29 AM (DJFLF)
20Any chance of the Lost Thread from Monday brung reposted? Maybe in smaller chunks?
Posted by:Lance McCormickat April 16, 2021 11:22 AM (9D3Sg)
Monday's thread, the rant about fact checkers? It's still there.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 16, 2021 11:29 AM (EUMfL)
Posted by: JROD at April 16, 2021 11:29 AM (0jZnq)
"This morning we woke up to news of another heartbreaking mass shooting, this time at a FedEx facility in our own state. These events have become horribly familiar to us, and our thoughts are with our fellow Hoosiers as we grapple with another tragedy. The weight of this painful event will stay with all of us.
As we've had to do too many times in recent memory, we will carry on with heavy hearts. I do want to share some historic IU news with you."
That quick transition to historic IU news, just underscores how vapid and empty their heavy hearts" are. They don't need to remind people what is in the frikin news already. It diminishes the awfulness of what happend when these kinds of statements are everywhere, especially in places where they do not fit. The university has ample means of addressing their sorrow. A presidential announcement is not an appropriate setting.
Posted by: Mishdog at April 16, 2021 11:30 AM (cqAUI)
Otherwise, I think Joanna was all over TV in guest shots in the Sixties.
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 16, 2021 11:30 AM (/XOcP)
We're going to have a fight about putting cheese on apple pie, aren't we?
Well, go ahead then. Get it over with.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2021 11:30 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: shit bird at April 16, 2021 11:31 AM (2cfUo)
Home made, not Hostess, self-contained apple pies.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2021 11:31 AM (bDqIh)
I'd like the Republicans to bring suit against Court Packing as anti-Constitutional,
then have the Republican appointed justices all vote against court -packing as unConstitutional and therefore illegal.
And then, I'd buy popcorn and watch all the 'splodey heads.
You know, actually fight tooth and claw.
But, as usual, the Republican'ts will just piss and moan and then stick a thumb up their asses and vote with the Dims.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2021 11:31 AM (dWwl8)
Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2021 11:34 AM (fFtVH)
63 queries taking 75.55 seconds, 106 records returned.
OWCH!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 16, 2021 11:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Percentage of Americans...
Typical deceptive graphic representation. By placing the baseline near the lowest point of the graph you can make it visually appear that approval of the media has dropped by 80 or 90 percent, to near zero, when the numbers would indicate a drop from the range of 50-60% to 46%. A drop, to be sure, but not as great as visually depicted.
I hate that technique.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2021 11:34 AM (m45I2)
We talked 'em down from 17 Justices. Whew! That was a tough win...
Posted by: The GOPe at April 16, 2021 11:35 AM (fFtVH)
In Pic 7 she looks like the kind of actress you'd cast as a country girl, a farm wife or something. But I know it's not June Lockhart!
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 16, 2021 11:36 AM (/XOcP)
We're going to have a fight about putting cheese on apple pie, aren't we?
When I saw the gun lobbyist do that in Thank You for Smoking I thought it was parody. I didn't know people really did that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2021 11:36 AM (wzVKm)
When your father did it it's endearing and funny. When my parents did it it was irritating as fuck. Maybe I was overly judgemental...
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 16, 2021 11:36 AM (y7DUB)
Its issues like this that I realize that he is no better than the current occupant of his former Senate seat.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 16, 2021 11:36 AM (cwI4U)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2021 11:36 AM (GPwVZ)
The horror, the horror.
Abolish The SCROTUM.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 16, 2021 11:36 AM (R/m4+)
Well some of the other pics are definitely Joanna Moore but the first one doesn't really look like her and pic #5 doesn't look like her at all.
Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2021 11:38 AM (cF8AT)
We're going to have a fight about putting cheese on apple pie, aren't we?
When I saw the gun lobbyist do that in Thank You for Smoking I thought it was parody. I didn't know people really did that.
Posted by:Bandersnatchat April 16, 2021 11:36 AM (wzVKm)
==========Did you question the American way?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 16, 2021 11:39 AM (LvTSG)
Ralph had the distinction of playing in the TV series Hondo in the late Sixties and trying to fill the shoes of John Wayne. I remember the show being on, but no details, so I don't know how well it worked.
GetTV shows Hondo on Saturday and Sunday mornings.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2021 11:39 AM (63Dwl)
Joanna, Joanna...
Posted by: Toad-O at April 16, 2021 11:39 AM (cct0t)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 16, 2021 11:40 AM (EUMfL)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 16, 2021 11:40 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2021 11:36 AM (wzVKm)
Cheese belongs on burgers and pizza....and crackers.
Posted by: BignJames at April 16, 2021 11:41 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2021 11:41 AM (Zmnko)
And then what? I'm about to find out on Netflix.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at April 16, 2021 11:42 AM (buTO7)
Posted by: 496 at April 16, 2021 11:42 AM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2021 11:42 AM (m45I2)
Well some of the other pics are definitely Joanna Moore but the first one doesn't really look like her and pic #5 doesn't look like her at all.Posted by:Tamiat April 16, 2021 11:38 AM (cF8AT)
I agree, especially about pic 5, so I double-checked and the google image search says it's indeed Moore.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 16, 2021 11:42 AM (EUMfL)
Monday's thread, the rant about fact checkers? It's still there.
Is it? I looked the other day and only saw Pixy's replacement thread. Unless there's a different one that I meant.
I will have to re-investigate after I re-caffinate.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 16, 2021 11:42 AM (zPoDN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2021 11:43 AM (lmikk)
I am not taking any advice on Government from someone who can't go a Calendar Year without shitting themselves.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2021 11:43 AM (VfxSU)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 16, 2021 11:45 AM (zPoDN)
We're going to have a fight about putting cheese on apple pie, aren't we?Well, go ahead then. Get it over with.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2021 11:30 AM
What's to dispute? Apple pie with sharp cheddar cheese is teh awesome. This is a Known Thing. And, I believe, law in Vermont.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2021 11:45 AM (m+jkK)
We're going to have a fight about putting cheese on apple pie, aren't we?
Well, go ahead then. Get it over with.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Cheese on apple pie = Fish on ice cream
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2021 11:45 AM (pAjZN)
We need more hamsters.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2021 11:46 AM (JUOKG)
We're going to have a fight about putting cheese on apple pie, aren't we?
When I saw the gun lobbyist do that in Thank You for Smoking I thought it was parody. I didn't know people really did that. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2021 11:36 AM (wzVKm)
The civilized ones do. I'm sure that while there are dark jungles of cretins with their cheeseless apple pies, I have no desire to explore them.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2021 11:47 AM (Bwq3v)
Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2021 11:47 AM (3fR4G)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2021 11:47 AM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2021 11:45 AM (m+jkK)
Well that explains why Howard Dean was governor.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 16, 2021 11:48 AM (G2zl5)
Apparently it's been a "thing" for a looong time:
The tradition has silently polarized the nation, with some, like author John T. Edge, confessing, "at lunch or dinner I thought a wedge of pie was naked if it wasn’t crowned with a preternaturally orange slice of cheddar.†The poet Eugene Field (1850-1895) once wrote, "But I, when I undress me / Each night, upon my knees / Will ask the Lord to bless me / With apple pie and cheese.†There is even a saying, popular in many circles: "An apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze.â€
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2021 11:48 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2021 11:49 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: 496 at April 16, 2021 11:49 AM (U1eOr)
8 Nadler is quickly turning into Fat Bastard (I mean the guy, he is a fat bastard.)I think of him as, "Congressman Creosote."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2021 11:19 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 16, 2021 11:49 AM (DTX3h)
It's gonna be down at the old Members Only warehouse.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 16, 2021 11:50 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2021 11:50 AM (8yWTm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2021 11:51 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 16, 2021 11:51 AM (hOUT3)
They don't care. They're just going to keep moving on. The Cheka never rests. A narrow "victory" for the White House, a razor-thin majority in the House, no majority in the Senate? They have the power and they intend to use it.
The GOP says, "This isn't the hill to die on." To the Democrats, there's no hill, valley, meadow or wood that's not worth attacking, napalming, conquering and razing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2021 11:51 AM (mht8P)
Dessert is for losers. Savory flavors are the real meal, and for champions. Cheese can make apple pie better but it's still gay.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2021 11:52 AM (Uh2oA)
Nadler's an unlikeable sort
Unnaturally both wide and short
"Ice cream, did you say?
Oh Joy! Oh Happy Day!!
Sign me up, I'd like to pack a quart!!"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2021 11:52 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: 496 at April 16, 2021 11:53 AM (U1eOr)
The idea appears to have originated in England, where all sorts of fillings were added to pies. At some point, the17th-century trendof adding dairy-based sauces to pies morphed into a tradition of topping them with cheese. . .
According toThe Mystic Seaport Cookbook: 350 Years of New England Cooking, New England settlers brought the idea behind these Yorkshire pies with them, but instead of Wensleydale, they began using cheddar.
Why cheese? At the time, apple pies were quite bland: prior to the creation of the Red Delicious apple in the late 19th century, few apples tasted sweet. Cheese offered a readily available supplement. After all, in an era before the ubiquity of freezers, the most popular pie topping today—ice cream—was out of the question.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2021 11:53 AM (bDqIh)
We need more hamsters. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2021 11:46 AM (JUOKG)
You, of all people, should know we're giving it all she's got, captain!
Posted by: The Hamsters at April 16, 2021 11:54 AM (Bwq3v)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2021 11:54 AM (lmikk)
Well that explains why Howard Dean was governor.RAAAAAHHHHHH!
Posted by: Buzzion at April 16, 2021 11:48 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 16, 2021 11:55 AM (cwI4U)
Did someone pour molasses on the hampsters today?Posted by:RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2021 11:51 AM (m+jkK)
Looks like it. I just shot off a note to Pixy, don't know if he's still up to read it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 16, 2021 11:55 AM (EUMfL)
The only apple for baking a pie.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2021 11:56 AM (1rGOb)
I guess all the kids'movies are only available in English
Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus at April 16, 2021 11:56 AM (GBZnB)
I hate that technique. Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2021 11:34 AM (m45I2)
I noticed that right away, too, Muldoon. A tactic commonly employed by the Gerbil worming and Covid doom peddlers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2021 11:56 AM (mzC78)
You, of all people, should know we're giving it all she's got, captain!Dammit, Scooty if you can't give us more power there won't be a later!Posted by: The Hamsters at April 16, 2021 11:54 AM (Bwq3v)
Posted by: Captain Birk at April 16, 2021 11:56 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2021 11:25 AM (2JVJo)
fixt.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 16, 2021 11:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Uh, no. Hardwood only, baby.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2021 11:56 AM (2JVJo)
I see the problem, that darn Scottie has stopped hiring hampsters again in a bid for more equitable treatment of the 'ster clan.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 16, 2021 11:57 AM (hOUT3)
I'll do some more digging later when I'm at an actual computer.
Maybe it's linked in a nearby thread or I have to do some searchomancy.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 16, 2021 11:58 AM (zPoDN)
2021: You fucked up, you trusted us
Posted by: The Left at April 16, 2021 11:58 AM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 16, 2021 11:58 AM (CjFDo)
Posted by: BignJames at April 16, 2021 11:59 AM (AwYPR)
Frankly, I am shocked by the violence that has occurred over the last 2 months. Just because you shut down peoples livelihood for 1 year & 1 month without any compensation or financial support, completely eliminate their constitutional freedoms and "rights" which have existed for 3 centuries, relentlessly slander the character and heritage of millions of people, offer no security or hope which the govt is established to do, take away their only peaceful means of recourse at the voting booth by counting millions of illegitimate ballots in 6 cities to overturn the election, build a perimeter fence and standing army to occupy their nation's capitol, loot the treasury and print yourself trillions of dollars, enforce the law unjustly, gaslight them with endless propaganda and lies, intimidate people from speaking the truth, use psychological torture such as isolation and forced gimp mask wearing, coerce them into illegal medical experimentation, prevent them from practicing religion and going to church which is literally the 1st enumerated right and the reason our ancestors came here and founded our country while simultaneously allowing gambling drug use and rioting, overthrow foreign democracies, spend trillions on bombs to murder millions of people why your own nation and citizenry are in shambles, and threaten to unlawfully disarm your people....that's no reason for Americans to get upset. Like chill out bro, totally uncalled for. It's because of ar15s I think, and mentally ill entitles karens causing unprovoked hostility . Biden needs to take guns away and remove all dissent from the internet, and our problems will go away /s
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2021 12:00 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2021 12:00 PM (Bwq3v)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 16, 2021 12:01 PM (qc+VF)
Uh, no. Hardwood only, baby.Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2021 11:56 AM
Begun, the hardwood/carpet wars have...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2021 12:01 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: chango lot at April 16, 2021 11:49 AM (g741k)
Quite.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 16, 2021 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)
The only thing Nadler is packing is his Depends© as he shuffles sideways off camera again
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 16, 2021 12:02 PM (KZzsI)
121 I will accept vanilla ice cream on cheery cobbler. Also cherry cobbler >> cherry crumble. Crumble, the cobbler wantabe.Ooooo cobbler. Someone decided to kick this up a notch! Apple is good. Blackberry is actually my preferred off fruit. Damn, Mammaw made a wonderful Blackberry cobbler.Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2021 12:00 PM (Bwq3v)
Posted by: Captain Birk at April 16, 2021 12:02 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 16, 2021 12:03 PM (PiXy!)
Posted by:18-1at April 16, 2021 12:00 PM (JMMlQ)
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Yeah, that comment is dead on the nail.
Also, your nic equals "17" which is a DARK MYSTERY OF POWER.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2021 12:03 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: The Mark of the Beets at April 16, 2021 12:03 PM (XIrWl)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 16, 2021 12:03 PM (KZzsI)
But in 2020 the Dems have a broad mandate to change EVERYTHING because they are at Senate +0, House +9
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2021 12:04 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by:Pixy Misaat April 16, 2021 12:03 PM (PiXy!)
===========The only way out is through.
We're moving to Disqus, everybody!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 16, 2021 12:04 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 16, 2021 12:03 PM (PiXy!)
MY HERO!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 16, 2021 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Helen Keller and Fatty Arbuckle
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2021 12:05 PM (pNxlR)
I noticed that right away, too, Muldoon. A tactic commonly employed by the Gerbil worming and Covid doom peddlers. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Mark Twain listed 'lies, damned lies and statistics', but should have included 'graphs'.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2021 12:05 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2021 12:04 PM (JMMlQ)
Corporate Media+1,000,000 Big Tech +10,000000
Posted by: kallisto at April 16, 2021 12:07 PM (DJFLF)
MY HERO!!!!!Dammit man! I just had an image of a hairy dude wearing a dress and a bonnet, clutching his hands to his hairy cleavage. Gah!Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 16, 2021 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Captain Birk at April 16, 2021 12:07 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Northenlurker, representing Deep Lurk at April 16, 2021 12:07 PM (cSyAR)
Cut slice of pie. Cut wedge of Cheddar. Place on pie, nuke until cheese melts. Yum!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2021 12:08 PM (mzC78)
If it was Jill Ireland, wouldn't the guy be a certain other guy?
Posted by:Squints at April 16, 2021 12:00 PM (7c+qT)
It's not Ms. Ireland, therefore, the guy is not the guy who dug 17 tunnels with his face.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 16, 2021 12:08 PM (EUMfL)
Actually, cheese goes best with the grocery store fridge and should be left there for people to admire in passing.
Posted by: all doubt removed at April 16, 2021 12:08 PM (S2eH9)
Posted by: 496 at April 16, 2021 12:08 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 16, 2021 12:03 PM (KZzsI)
I wouldn't toss her out, but I'd be staying north of the border.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2021 12:09 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 16, 2021 12:03 PM (KZzsI)
I wouldn't toss her out, but I'd be staying north of the border.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2021 12:09 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: CN at April 16, 2021 12:09 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: creeper at April 16, 2021 12:09 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Gavin Rosdale at April 16, 2021 12:09 PM (JMMlQ)
There was a meme out there called 'Spring Break in Pakistan'.
Go check it out and get back to us.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2021 12:10 PM (1rGOb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2021 12:08 PM (mzC7
Liver & onions + honey.
Posted by: BignJames at April 16, 2021 12:12 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: creeper at April 16, 2021 12:13 PM (XxJt1)
Whipped Cream and Fish Tacos, FTW!
Posted by: Hillary at April 16, 2021 12:13 PM (1rGOb)
Actually, cheese goes best with the grocery store fridge and should be left there for people to admire in passing.Posted by: all doubt removed at April 16, 2021 12:08 PM
Someone just earned a place on Zod's canal crew.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2021 12:13 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2021 12:14 PM (63Dwl)
But then again, people generally covered up so it didn't matter.
If you go to the beach today women are basically naked, so it makes sense shaving goes...everywhere.
I notice younger men shave their backs/chests now too - so perhaps in a few years no one will have body hair...
Posted by: Gavin Rosdale at April 16, 2021 12:14 PM (JMMlQ)
Whipped Cream and Fish Tacos, FTW!STOP JASPER- THAT'S NOT A TACO!!!!!!Posted by: Hillary at April 16, 2021 12:13 PM (1rGOb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2021 12:14 PM (lmikk)
Uphill this morning, it is.
Posted by: creeper at April 16, 2021 12:15 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Northenlurker, representing Deep Lurk at April 16, 2021 12:15 PM (cSyAR)
Similarly, I think that romance novels give women a ridiculously fantastic false impression of romance and how love affairs are supposed to go or how men act as well.
But 3d porn anime, manga etc is doing the same thing, giving a ludicrous idea of how men and women look, act, and should behave. No, women do not all have gigantic, symmetrical, gravity-defying breasts with huge nipples. No, men do not all look shredded or have a wang the size of a baseball bat.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 16, 2021 12:15 PM (KZzsI)
But it IS a partisan attempt at seizing control of SCOTUS.
Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2021 12:15 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: bot swarm at April 16, 2021 12:15 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: shibumi at April 16, 2021 12:15 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2021 12:17 PM (ZfRYq)
Are we ever going back to the old site, or is this our new normal?Posted by: shibumi at April 16, 2021 12:15 PM
#twoweeks.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2021 12:18 PM (m+jkK)
Resist we much and we will much about that be committed.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 16, 2021 12:18 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 16, 2021 12:18 PM (NpAcC)
Are we ever going back to the old site, or is this our new normal?Normal is unhealthy.Posted by:shibumi at April 16, 2021 12:15 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Dr. Fraudci at April 16, 2021 12:18 PM (JTfFs)
DeSantis finally says the magic words - "mitigation" of C19 didn't work, and was a mistake. It's a redundant but stunning measure of how dumbed down and degraded the society is that this key, and obvious, point remains almost entirely unspoken by anyone in authority.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2021 12:19 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: VIC at April 16, 2021 12:19 PM (mpXpK)
I mean I could get my own blog, but the reason why the Dems aren't trying to reassure us is because they are trying to dominate us. They don't want to get along, they want us dead.
Posted by:blasterat April 16, 2021 12:17 PM (ZfRYq)
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Yes. Packing the Court is pointless; it's reliably Statist as it is, and it will never find for liberty or make Constitution-based decisions.
This is purely dominance signalling. Just leg-humping.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2021 12:19 PM (Uh2oA)
Resist we much and we will much about that be committed.Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 16, 2021 12:18 PM
*fistbump of Mediterranean descent*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2021 12:20 PM (m+jkK)
Are we ever going back to the old site, or is this our new normal?
Posted by: shibumi at April 16, 2021 12:15 PM (tjZg/)
I don't actually think this is all that bad. Except for the speed issues and occasional glitches. The format looks good in the individual posts and if the main page was cleaned up a bit, add left sidebars and box in each thread preview I actually prefer things here.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2021 12:21 PM (Bwq3v)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2021 12:21 PM (JUOKG)
I can understand minimal treatment, but too much crosses the line between neatness and ludicrous self regard. Like the difference between a sharp-dressed man and a 17th century French aristocrat
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 16, 2021 12:21 PM (KZzsI)
To paraphrase a great man, "Fuck You, Civil War!â€
Just for the record, this is not my comment......
Even though Pixy thinks I want to.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 16, 2021 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)
170 Are we ever going back to the old site, or is this our new normal?We'll be going back to the old - much faster - server, as soon as it's back on line. Up to Ace whether we go back to the old software or work on improving this version.Posted by: shibumi
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 16, 2021 12:23 PM (PiXy!)
Even though Pixy thinks I want to.....Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 16, 2021 12:22 PM
Looks as if the hampsters have been hanging out with the otters a little too much.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2021 12:23 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2021 12:23 PM (7hF2c)
He's not crossing the aisle to vote for it, not with what he said. No way you can backpedal that.
Quote: "I am vehemently opposed to efforts to pack the Supreme Court and treat it as if it is one of the elected branches of government. Our society is only as strong as its institutions, and this legislation is a direct effort to undermine the integrity and independence of the Supreme Court,â€
End quote. Also, he's proposed a constitutional amendment to keep the court at 9.
I know. Mitt Romney? Broken clock and all that.
Posted by: Vance at April 16, 2021 12:24 PM (DN0pc)
Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 16, 2021 12:24 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by:Pixy Misaat April 16, 2021 12:23 PM (PiXy!)
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You might have answered and I might have missed it, but are you working on the feature to hide images in comments?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 16, 2021 12:24 PM (LvTSG)
https://tinyurl.com/v8zckje9
Maybe not so nutso after all.
(link goes to article about Pfizer inking deal with Microsoft to include chip in next version of COVID jab.)
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Posted by: kallisto at April 16, 2021 12:24 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 16, 2021 12:15 PM (KZzsI)
Speak for yourself.
Posted by: Zombie George Floyd at April 16, 2021 12:24 PM (sjdRT)
154>>I think its generational but I doubt there's a single man alive who'd take a beautiful woman to bed then throw her out because she has too much hair down there.
There was a meme out there called 'Spring Break in Pakistan'.
Go check it out and get back to us.Posted by:garrett at April 16, 2021 12:10 PM (1rGOb)
I just did something nobody should ever do, namely, do an image search based on a phrase posted in an AoSHQ comment. However, I did check out 'Spring Break in Pakistan' and the results in the incognito window were surprisingly mild, and not the least bit, uh, hirsute.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 16, 2021 12:24 PM (EUMfL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2021 12:24 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 16, 2021 12:25 PM (cSyAR)
Even though Pixy thinks I want to.....I got the exact same comment in my comment box. Not mine either.Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 16, 2021 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Are you all real?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2021 12:25 PM (lmikk)
No, women do not all have gigantic, symmetrical, gravity-defying breasts with huge nipples.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 16, 2021 12:15 PM
Speak for yourself, sonny-boy.
Posted by: Nancy Pelousi at April 16, 2021 12:25 PM (DMUuz)
Just out of curiosity, how is the server swap managed, or does that violate OpSec? Will the blog go dark for an interval?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2021 12:25 PM (mzC78)
Posted by:Vanceat April 16, 2021 12:24 PM (DN0pc)
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Romney isn't a Democrat with an R after his name. He's a vainglorious and kind of stupid establishment Republican who wants to be taken super seriously as an elder statesman. That means he's obsessed with optics and process.
Packing the court goes against that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 16, 2021 12:25 PM (LvTSG)
These Congressmen have me in stitches
They're laughable old sons-o'-bitches
I saw Nadler on the telly
And judging by his belly
He's gotten too big for his britches!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2021 12:25 PM (m45I2)
189 You might have answered and I might have missed it, but are you working on the feature to hide images in comments?Yes, not top of the list but I'll be adding a control for that, and it will remember your preferences.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 16, 2021 12:26 PM (PiXy!)
Kennedy → Kavanagh (Jury is out on Kavanagh, but he looks similarly squishy)
The only seat that really changed hands was: Ginsburg → Barrett
Democrats, inveterate idiots, say that this is "out of balance".
The real mind-blower is that party is not supposed to matter (or even be a thing) on the SCOTUS.Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2021 12:26 PM (JTfFs)
it's full of uniparty globalists and nothing can change that apparently
Posted by: brak at April 16, 2021 12:26 PM (cG+eD)
Posted by:Pixy Misaat April 16, 2021 12:26 PM (PiXy!)
=========Neat. Thanks for answering.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 16, 2021 12:26 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 16, 2021 12:24 PM
You're a brave man, OM.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2021 12:26 PM (m+jkK)
Really going for the symbolism here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2021 12:26 PM (lmikk)
Epoch Times spent a day with DeSantis, their article on it is worth a read, even though it will not tell you anything you don't already know.
DeSantis finally says the magic words - "mitigation" of C19 didn't work, and was a mistake. It's a redundant but stunning measure of how dumbed down and degraded the society is that this key, and obvious, point remains almost entirely unspoken by anyone in authority.
I have yet to hear anyone say that this bullshit has gone on long enough and we can and should open the country back up, dispense with the masks and get back to normal, like we should've already done. No calls to get in touch with lawmakers and tell them to stop with the lockdowns immediately.
No anger, particularly towards Communist China nor the imbeciles who are still locking the nation down for absolutely no reason. No nothing. I just don't get it.
WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 16, 2021 12:26 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2021 12:27 PM (gwVNG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2021 12:27 PM (7hF2c)
He's not crossing the aisle to vote for it, not with what he said. No way you can backpedal that.
Quote: "I am vehemently opposed to efforts to pack the Supreme Court and treat it as if it is one of the elected branches of government. Our society is only as strong as its institutions, and this legislation is a direct effort to undermine the integrity and independence of the Supreme Court,â€
End quote. Also, he's proposed a constitutional amendment to keep the court at 9.
I know. Mitt Romney? Broken clock and all that.
Posted by: Vance at April 16, 2021 12:24 PM (DN0pc)
Mitt Ropmney
45s
Let me also add that it would be unseemly to pack the court.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2021 12:27 PM (HrMC1)
I listened to a book about the porn industry that made the case that erectile dysfunction is becoming more common among teenaged boys because of the ready availability of porn. Among other things it's not the same with the cute girl across the aisle as it is on porn.
Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 16, 2021 12:27 PM (cSyAR)
I hate that technique.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2021 11:34 AM (m45I2)
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Me too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2021 12:28 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2021 12:28 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2021 12:23 PM (7hF2c)
That was me, Fen. And if I'd known of Mrs. Nadler's cancer I would never have made that post...even once. Thanks for keeping me informed.
Posted by: creeper at April 16, 2021 12:28 PM (XxJt1)
Sure, Mitt, because it's not like the judiciary has acted as an *unelected* legislature for a long time, whenever it feels like it.
And the 1950s-appropriate concern for our "institutions", which lie in shambles (to any half-way informed or intelligent actual American citizen), especially SCOTUS after simply hand-waving the first thoroughly unconstitutional presidential election in our history.
Mitt's as useless as he is petty and cowardly.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2021 12:28 PM (OTzUX)
The same people who bitch about misogyny somehow stopping the woymns from getting into math have zero fucking issues arguing that solving math problems is racist and inherently White Privilege.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2021 12:28 PM (hwaFC)
I know. Mitt Romney? Broken clock and all that.
Posted by:Vanceat April 16, 2021 12:24 PM (DN0pc)
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Translation: "My crapulent Party faction has worked HARD at subverting this institution and it's not FAIR for your faction to change the rules now! WAAAAAH. WAH. Wah. wah."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2021 12:28 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 16, 2021 12:28 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by:Captain Birkat April 16, 2021 12:02 PM (lmikk)
================ How can you bypass Peach cobbler .... my favoritePosted by: I'm the Honey Badger, at April 16, 2021 12:28 PM (EkO2d)
In a report released April 12th by the U.S. Energy Information Administration (EIA) the Monthly Energy Review, they report that energy-related CO2 emissions decreased by 11% in the United States in 2020 primarily because of the effects of the COVID-19 pandemic and related restrictions.
Furthermore, U.S. energy-related CO2 emissions fell in every end-use (consumer) sector for the first time since 2012. The EIA notes:
Now do people running small engines, burning brush, throwing away trash, recreational vehicles like boats, four-wheelers, jet skis, people running the HVAC in millions of individual homes instead of tens of thousands of public buildings, TVs, laptops, phones, etc. etc. etc.
I've got a paycheck that says emissions went UP during the lockdowns, and it was the worst types of emissions.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 12:28 PM (BGev3)
Hahahaha........now that's funny!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 16, 2021 12:28 PM (R/m4+)
Are you all real?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2021 12:25 PM (lmikk)
*goes back to Counter Strike days*
HAXOR!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 16, 2021 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)
197 Just out of curiosity, how is the server swap managed, or does that violate OpSec? Will the blog go dark for an interval?Swapping back when both servers are online should be easy. Depending on how we do it there might be no downtime or half an hour.Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 16, 2021 12:29 PM (PiXy!)
<="" a=""> Posted by: kallisto at April 16, 2021 12:24 PM (DJFLF)
Uh, that's from a satire site.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2021 12:29 PM (mzC78)
We'll be going back to the old - much faster - server, as soon as it's back on line. Up to Ace whether we go back to the old software or work on improving this version.I dunno what the boss's opinion is, but I think there's a ton to recommend this version of the software. Some of the bugs are annoying, but it's made tremendous progress over the past couple of weeks and I like a lot of the new features. The slowness won't be there on the proper hardware and the remaining bugs can probably be worked out.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 16, 2021 12:23 PM (PiXy!)
My $0.02, which in these inflationary times probably amounts to zero
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2021 12:29 PM (Jsjd7)
No anger, particularly towards Communist China nor the imbeciles who are still locking the nation down for absolutely no reason. No nothing. I just don't get it.
WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 16, 2021 12:26 PM
Ted Cruz and Rand Paul have been screaming that daily in the Senate and on TV.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2021 12:29 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 16, 2021 12:29 PM (PiXy!)
And...you jinxed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2021 12:30 PM (hwaFC)
I hate that technique.
Yeah its misleading, although definitely there has been a drop and more than it has been in this millenium.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 16, 2021 12:30 PM (KZzsI)
Don't we throw questioners of integrity in jail these days?
I mean, we shouldn't go out of our way to prove the integrity of the institution to doubters, they just need to drop their nutty conspiracy theories that destabilize America by doubting our institutions, right?
I mean, isn't that how it goes these days?
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2021 12:30 PM (JTfFs)
Sooo....about those crazy conspiracy folks who were worried the COVID vaxx contained a chip: https://tinyurl.com/v8zckje9 Maybe not so nutso after all. (link goes to article about Pfizer inking deal with Microsoft to include chip in next version of COVID jab.)
Posted by: kallisto at April 16, 2021 12:24 PM (DJFLF)
I dunno, that looks like a joke to me. "We can use this chip to regulate body temperature, reduce chances of COVID-19 contraction, and make one more likely to choose our products over Apple."
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2021 12:30 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2021 12:26 PM (JTfFs)
And for Republican appointees, it's not. Robert's is a liberal, Kennedy was a squish, Kav and Barret have already disappointed us
When was the last time Kagan, Sotomayor or RBG went against the wishes of the Democrats??
Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2021 12:30 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: creeper at April 16, 2021 12:09 PM
I've heard his wife is suffering a serious illness (maybe cancer). Almost made me feel sorry for him.Posted by: Moonbeam at April 16, 2021 12:31 PM (qe5CM)
I've got a paycheck that says emissions went UP during the lockdowns, and it was the worst types of emissions.You know, that actually surprises me because you would have thought that industrial emissions would have gone way down. Car emissions would have gone down (at least passenger traffic.) The only thing I would expect to go up would be residential power usage- and you would think that increase would have been dwarfed by industrial use going down.Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 12:28 PM (BGev3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2021 12:31 PM (lmikk)
Begun, the hardwood/carpet wars have...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2021 12:01 PM (m+jkK)
124 Things getting snappier again.Posted by: banana Dream
This could get hairy.
Posted by: f'd at April 16, 2021 12:31 PM (Tnijr)
I hate that technique.
Yeah its misleading, although definitely there has been a drop and more than it has been in this millenium.
Posted by:Christopher Taylorat April 16, 2021 12:30 PM (KZzsI)
=============Overselling the idea that the media has never been this mistrusted ever.
Also, they were increasing their level of trust during the 4 year lying spree that was the Trump administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 16, 2021 12:32 PM (LvTSG)
He has gained most of it back, Fen. Condolences for the loss of your kitty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2021 12:32 PM (mzC78)
I suspect Nadler demonstrates his masculinity by inflating his throat sack. Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 16, 2021 12:25 PM (cSyAR)Or, less frequently, filling his pants.
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2021 12:33 PM (JTfFs)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2021 12:33 PM (+3TFd)
If you could figure out how to Ace-proof new posts so that we could comment on them when he posts them, that would be great.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 16, 2021 12:34 PM (LvTSG)
You know one who I can only think of a single movie I saw her in (the Great Race/Greatest Race whatever it was with Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis?) Natalie Wood. Damn, she was beautiful.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2021 12:34 PM (lmikk)
But 3d porn anime, manga etc is doing the same thing, giving a ludicrous idea of how men and women look, act, and should behave. No, women do not all have gigantic, symmetrical, gravity-defying breasts with huge nipples. No, men do not all look shredded or have a wang the size of a baseball bat. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 16, 2021 12:15 PM (KZzsI)
Also, and this is as much sincere hope it's not true as much as certainty it isn't, but all the most attractive women do not secretly sport massive units under their maid outfits. Surprise!
Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2021 12:34 PM (Bwq3v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2021 12:34 PM (7hF2c)
Factory emissions went to practically zero during the first lock downs. Car and truck emissions flat line about the same time. I didn't put gas in my truck for almost 7 weeks because there was no place to go. Had to dump stabil in there.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2021 12:34 PM (JUOKG)
That is significant progress.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2021 12:34 PM (gwVNG)
Like her life isn't horrific enough married to that thing. See that waddling out of the shower knowing what a human cancer he is would be enough to blind someone
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 16, 2021 12:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 16, 2021 12:27 PM (cSyAR)
Especially after they see the gigantic cocks in porn.
If they only knew that most of those guys are average--or slightly larger--and it's camera angle, lighting and other tricks--including megadoses of viagra that makes them look like horses.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2021 12:34 PM (HrMC1)
To paraphrase a great man, "Fuck You, Civil War!â€
Just for the record, this is not my comment......
Even though Pixy thinks I want to.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 16, 2021 12:22 PM
Funny- when I went to the comment box, that message was already pre-loaded! I wondered if I had typed it in my sleep!Posted by: Moonbeam at April 16, 2021 12:34 PM (qe5CM)
...still alive, phew
Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus at April 16, 2021 12:35 PM (GBZnB)
I've got a paycheck that says emissions went UP during the lockdowns, and it was the worst types of emissions.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
It was the worst of emissions. It was the best of emissions.
Posted by: The Dickens you say at April 16, 2021 12:35 PM (63Dwl)
Syrup on French Toast!
Someone had to say it and I don't even like French toast.
Posted by: Spamblo at April 16, 2021 12:35 PM (ZIoLS)
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2021 12:35 PM (JTfFs)
Also, they were increasing their level of trust during the 4 year lying spree that was the Trump administration.
Posted by:TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for thatat April 16, 2021 12:32 PM (LvTSG)
They are mistrusted, yet people still cling to what they say.
Joe Isuzu was too early for his time.
And that whole thing about "The big lie" and then people going along is more truth on human psyche than Freud ever put out.
Posted by: Bete at April 16, 2021 12:35 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 16, 2021 12:35 PM (/XOcP)
Uh, that's from a satire site.
Someone posted last night or this morning about a luminescent "check engine light" type sensor that they're already putting into people ("now in late stage testing"). It apparently glows when you've got the COVIDs.
(searches, is pleased to learn it's easy to find)
"It's not some dreaded government microchip to track your every move, but a tissue-like gel engineered to continuously test your blood.
Dr. Matt Hepburn: It's a sensor...
Bill Whitaker: Wow. There's an-- an actual transmitter in that--
Dr. Matt Hepburn: Yeah. It's like a "check engine" light".
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 12:35 PM (BGev3)
You know, that actually surprises me because you would have thought that industrial emissions would have gone way down. Car emissions would have gone down (at least passenger traffic.) The only thing I would expect to go up would be residential power usage- and you would think that increase would have been dwarfed by industrial use going down.People are at home. The office buildings still need to be heated and cooled (though likely not as much), though there's a savings on lighting. There's a loss on lighting, heating and cooling homes (no more setting things to less-comfortable temperatures while at work, more lighting, more computers running, etc.) and on average everyone working from home is probably less efficient in terms of electricity usage than working in offices.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2021 12:31 PM (lmikk)
There is a gain in automobile emissions without commuting, but there's more delivery and thus more trucks and a lot of running about by delivery drivers of all stripes. It's probably a net gain, but it may not be significant.
The hobby everyone has now seems to be home improvement and landscape improvement. Outdoor improvements mean lawnmowers, weed whackers, etc. and a lot of those are still heavily polluting 4-cycle small engines (lawnmowers) and extremely heavily polluting 2-cycle engines (weed whackers, leaf blowers, etc.). I'll bet use of the small engines has gone up a lot. Those engines also pollute a lot.
We probably did have net emissions reduction, but it wouldn't surprise me at all if it was way smaller than the experts predicted.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2021 12:35 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2021 12:36 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2021 12:36 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 16, 2021 12:37 PM (KZzsI)
But we possibly maybe potentially could've saved some car emissions something something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 12:38 PM (BGev3)
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 16, 2021 12:38 PM (/XOcP)
All in accordance with the prophecy.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2021 12:38 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 16, 2021 12:39 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: f'd at April 16, 2021 12:39 PM (Tnijr)
There's a loss on lighting, heating and cooling homes
And it's a whole lot more efficient to heat and cool one big building than hundreds of individual homes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 12:39 PM (BGev3)
Not without Platinum Level Membership Privileges, no.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2021 12:39 PM (gwVNG)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2021 12:40 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: f'd at April 16, 2021 12:39 PM (Tnijr
You can't replace Rush. But choosing the worst option isn't a good idea either.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2021 12:40 PM (hwaFC)
I turn my radio to XM at 11am now. It's not going to work out in the long run.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2021 12:41 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2021 12:41 PM (Jsjd7)
Sad. But I don't even think about tuning in, anymore.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2021 12:41 PM (gwVNG)
The square-cube law at work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2021 12:41 PM (mzC78)
Oddly enough, Mitt Romney's response to court packing yesterday was spot on.
Classic Failure Theater -- wait until you're in a position to not make a difference, then say the thing conservative voters want to hear.
Pretty sure almost every Dem nominee in 2020 said they would expand the court, so the time for Romney to be brave was during the 2020 campaign: he should have supported the GOP candidate to ensure the court was not packed. Further, he should have fought to make sure the Georgia special election that would have ensured a solid GOP majority. But no.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2021 12:41 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Emmie at April 16, 2021 12:41 PM (ofYez)
Ted Cruz and Rand Paul have been screaming that daily in the Senate and on TV.
They're the only two, then. The local NPR jazz station down here is running their Fund Drive and featuring a generic spot from jazz guitarist Pat Metheny (who played with Jaco Pastorius). He mentions the dire situations that musicians everywhere are going through now. Not once does he ever mention any sort of pushback, nor even the phrase "get back to normal."
I can't understand that at all. It's like everyone's just given up and treats this like it's a perfectly normal thing and there's nothing that can be done about it at all.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 16, 2021 12:42 PM (HaL55)
Uh, that's from a satire site.Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2021 12:29 PM (mzC7
Today: Satire
2022: Reality!
Posted by: kallisto at April 16, 2021 12:42 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: spindrift at April 16, 2021 12:42 PM (h5TKJ)
I can easily imagine them voting with Democrats.
First, those 3 are not Republicans. They are Democrats elected as Republicans. And all part of the Deep State.
All the Democrat Party has to do is remind them that if they want to keep their job, they simply need to vote the way the Deep State wants.
If they refuse to vote the way the Deep State wants, they will be reminded that the Deep State controls the election process in every state in the country and if they can get rid of Donald Trump with no issue, they can get rid of these three easily as well.
None of them have any principles, so they will vote with the Democrats to keep their jobs. And then go around making "the conservative case for court packing".
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at April 16, 2021 12:42 PM (Do5/p)
You can't replace Rush. But choosing the worst option isn't a good idea either.
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Posted by: f'd at April 16, 2021 12:42 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2021 12:42 PM (Bwq3v)
278Without Rush, there is no EIB.
Sad. But I don't even think about tuning in, anymore.Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2021 12:41 PM (gwVNG)
I know, it's just NOT the same. At all
Posted by: kallisto at April 16, 2021 12:42 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Emmie at April 16, 2021 12:41 PM (ofYez)
You have to have aluminium membership for that.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2021 12:43 PM (45fpk)
Every neighbor around me did a lot of spring cleaning and burning. Lots of trips to the dump once they opened back up. Huge amounts of trash that wouldn't have been disposed of otherwise.
While also running their HVAC in their individual homes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 12:44 PM (BGev3)
Do the stuff you see in pron and you might pull a muscle or have a man/womanscaping accident.
Do the stuff in romance novels/movies, and presuming you aren't a 20-something independently wealthy man with a six pack and no commitments and you are going to jail. Well, unless you are a pirate captain. Then you'll just generally go to jail for being a pirate.
Posted by: Gavin Rosdale at April 16, 2021 12:44 PM (JMMlQ)
But it was on World Net Daily exclusively, and I don't trust those guys unless I can confirm elsewhere, they have a pretty long track history of nonsense or ludicrous rumors.
Plus, why the hell is a 3rd grader wearing a mask to begin with??
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 16, 2021 12:44 PM (KZzsI)
A Kim Novak image search shows she got work done by some real quack of a plastic surgeon. Horrifying.Posted by: spindrift at April 16, 2021 12:42 PM (h5TKJ)
Right? she ended up looking like Robert Z'Dar's sister. Sad.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, in the Big Sky Country at April 16, 2021 12:45 PM (4l77G)
Posted by:BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now.at April 16, 2021 12:42 PM (HaL55)
You know how in the Bible God uses the term "sheep", and Jesus is a shepherd that leads? God's got humanity defined in an accurate way.Posted by: Bete at April 16, 2021 12:46 PM (Ojki1)
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Posted by: Black JEM at April 16, 2021 12:48 PM (V6xwG)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2021 12:52 PM (JMMlQ)
There have always been concerns about Chrome tracking. We know that the browsing history of logged-in Chrome users is sent to Google. FLoC seems like a continuation of their strategy to track people through the browser.
https://ace.mu.nu/daily_tech_news_16_april_2021
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2021 12:55 PM (+3TFd)
Tbis is why we lose. If we won back the Presidency & 1/2 the Senate, we should expand the court to 21 justices and immediately appoint all of them.
That's what the Left would do, and thry won't stop inless they taste some of their own medicine.
Posted by: West at April 16, 2021 01:06 PM (QY+6a)
... We always knew this. There was a bug about a decade ago where Chrome would erroneously log your browser session in as some previous user, complete with all bookmarks and history even if they'd been deleted or removed on the PC and browser install they'd been created on.
Google can't be trusted AT ALL
Posted by: somedood at April 16, 2021 01:07 PM (3RlYu)
You're all worthless and weak.
Posted by: Landru at April 16, 2021 01:16 PM (USM/T)
Posted by: nishdoogedacht at April 16, 2021 01:28 PM (WusEB)
But FOX is probably more egregious. Yesterday when talking about this scheme to turn the SCOTUS into a Politburo, they listed John Roberts as a "conservative" justice. Therefore I have earned the right to ask those "journalists" what planet are they from? Mr. Roberts ONLY decides on which way to go based on what the cool kids want him to do. He has been locked into a HS mentality for decades as sees himself as President of the Student Council, NOT the Chief Justice of the United States. All you need to do to have him change his mind on something is to threaten to lower him a few pegs on the DC cocktail circuit.
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