April 04, 2012

The "Most Dishonest, Demagogic, And Bitterly Partisan Speech" Of Obama's Presidency?
— DrewM

Yesterday Obama spoke to Associated Press' annual national meeting. When he wasn't giving them tips on the appropriate way to cover him, he was disgracing himself.

Guy Benson did his best to rundown as much of the BS from the speech as possible but it would take an entire book to get it all.

His unserious caricature of free market capitalism is hardly worth responding to. It's the equivalent of a petulant Republican president standing up and saying the Democrat vision for the country is to transform it into a North Korea-style police state. This brand of rhetoric is below the presidency, but has never been below this president. The 2001 and 2003 tax cuts helped pull America out of the recession that President Bush inherited. It led to more than 50 consecutive months of job growth and declining deficits (prior to the 2008 crisis) -- even as we spent heavily on two wars. President Obama is asking Americans to turn their backs on the "bad old days" of 5.3 percent unemployment (Bush's average) and annual deficits that look like foothills compared to today's Obama-institutionalized Himalayas of red ink. And does this president really want to gripe about previous "slow job growth"?

Lots more dismantling of Obama's strawman massacre pretending to be a speech at the link. I'm no fan of Mitt Romney (no, it's true) but he damn well better be up to the drill and beat this idiot.

One "funny" part of the speech was Obama going after Romney for using the word "marvelous".

One of my potential opponents, Governor Romney, has said he hopes a similar version of this plan [the Ryan Budget] from last year would be introduced as a bill on day one of his presidency. He says he's very supportive of this new budget and he even called it marvelous -- which is a word you don't often hear when it comes to describing the budget. [laughter] It's a word you don't often hear generally. [Laughter].

Ah, that's quite the knee slapper there!

This of course got liberal hack Tommy Christopher all excited...look Obama is race-baiting Romney! Isn't it wonderful?

Now, on the surface, this appears to just be a jab at RomneyÂ’s reputation as an ownerÂ’s box-dwelling, out of touch Monopoly guy who canÂ’t connect with voters. But is it possible thereÂ’s more to it? Has the Obama campaign made a conscious decision to draw a contrast between stiff, uber-Caucasian Romney and their looser, more relatable candidate? Can we look forward to jokes about RomneyÂ’s lack of rhythm, or hyper-vigilant style of driving?

No, it hasnÂ’t, but as much of a reach as this whole theory is, who wouldnÂ’t absolutely love to hear the right wing try to make that case?

I love the last line. Christopher writes a whole post about how awesome that line was and how only a crank conservative would claim Obama is making a race based appeal. The only problem with Tommy's theory is no one on the right said anything like that. In fact, Christopher is the only person I've seen equate "Marvelous" with "White guy". but then he denies it's his theory, just that of non-existant conservatives.

I don't think Obama was doing anything of the sort, I think he was just being a jackass. Christopher however obviously wishes Obama was doing it and was willing to goose along the idea all while being to cowardly to admit it's his pet theory.

Oh and if using "marvelous" makes you a "stiff, uber-Caucasian", meet Barack Obama, the whitest man in the world.

Posted by: DrewM at 07:30 AM | Comments (293)
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1 Unpossible!

Posted by: toby928© at April 04, 2012 07:31 AM (GTbGH)

2 So he's a White African-American?

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at April 04, 2012 07:32 AM (sl3x6)

3

I'm no fan of Mitt Romney (no, it's true)

 

Excuse me, I must take to my fainting couch upon hearing this. My world, it is tilting.

 

I'm still thrilled that the 5th Circuit is making DOJ put up or shut up about whether the Executive Branch really really really means it when they say the judiciary can't overturn laws. 

 

 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 04, 2012 07:34 AM (VtjlW)

4 Major Garret was on Boston radio this morning and he shared an astute view: Obama cannot run on his record; his campaign will be about how awful Mitt Romney is. This is exactly it.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 04, 2012 07:35 AM (jUytm)

5

Seriously?  Tommy Christopher was   seriously   making the case that      "marvelous"    is some kind of racial code word?    WTF?   Where   the hell did he get that colossal brain fart?   And why on earth would he assume that conservatives would immediately jump to   that conclusion    instead of the infinitely more appropriate conclusion, which is that Obama is a petulant brat with the    emotional maturity of a two year old?

 

Yes yes, I know.  Projection, thy name is The American Left.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 04, 2012 07:35 AM (4df7R)

6 One word: Clowns

Posted by: cherry at April 04, 2012 07:35 AM (OhYCU)

7 Mitt can beat this guy. I think that he needs to hold off getting angry (about the childish and/or vicious personal attacks) for late in the general campaign. And it needs to be sincere, not some manufactured thing. But I have no doubt Obama/MSM will supply ample opportunities via cheap shots. Americans hate unfairness. If timed correctly, that will push the Independents over to Mitt.

Posted by: Y-not at April 04, 2012 07:35 AM (5H6zj)

8 >>Oh and if using "marvelous" makes you a "stiff, uber-Caucasian",

HELLO!!!

Posted by: Marvelous Marvin Hagler at April 04, 2012 07:36 AM (ZKzrr)

9 Barack 0bama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: logprof, on the morning shift at April 04, 2012 07:36 AM (ykSKg)

10 I'm tripling the size of our vegetable gardens this year.  And trying to convince the city that chickens can be pets rather than livestock.

Posted by: toby928© at April 04, 2012 07:36 AM (GTbGH)

11 Mahvelous is causasian?

Posted by: Ricado Montalbon at April 04, 2012 07:37 AM (lZBBB)

12 Tommy is an idiot for suggesting it race based. It's class based as in "Mahvelous Dahling!"

Posted by: Rocks at April 04, 2012 07:37 AM (Q1lie)

13 And by the way: It's On. or: Today, shit just got real for the 2012 Election We have our nominee. And both Romney and Obama are now completely focused on defeating one another.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 04, 2012 07:37 AM (jUytm)

14 Game on. Let's roll.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 04, 2012 07:37 AM (jUytm)

15 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 04, 2012 07:38 AM (8y9MW)

16

You know, Strawman Massacre is a kickass band name.

 

And trying to convince the city that chickens can be pets rather than livestock.

 

I've seen things here and there (read:  am way too er energy efficient that's it to look it up) that there's a push to let people raise chickens again.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 04, 2012 07:38 AM (VtjlW)

17 I don't think Obama was doing anything of the sort, I think he was just being a jackass.

I think Obama's capable of doing both at the same time.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 04, 2012 07:38 AM (i0App)

18 Now.... Racist is doing away with the Corinthian Leather in the Chrysler Cordoba....

Posted by: Ricado Montalbon at April 04, 2012 07:39 AM (lZBBB)

19 And trying to convince the city that chickens can be pets rather than livestock. -- Heh. Raising chickens for personal egg consumption is legal in my town.

Posted by: Y-not at April 04, 2012 07:39 AM (5H6zj)

20 Obama is punching above his weight

Posted by: cherry at April 04, 2012 07:39 AM (OhYCU)

21

Anyone who uses the phrase "wee-wee'd up" has no business criticizing anyone elses' choice of words.

 

EVER.

 

EV.  ER.

Posted by: reason at April 04, 2012 07:39 AM (F26eZ)

22 2 So he's a White African-American?

 

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at April 04, 2012 11:32 AM (sl3x6)

 

I honestly   think we should start appending "white" to anyone's    racial    self-identification    when    that    individual has at least one white parent, grandparent, or great-grandparent.       It would be hilarious.   

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 04, 2012 07:39 AM (4df7R)

23 His caricature of free market capitalism is precisely what his drooling idiot mouth-breather supporters believe.

Posted by: real joe at April 04, 2012 07:39 AM (aZYcK)

24 Imagine if I said "groovy."

Posted by: Mittens at April 04, 2012 07:39 AM (kFnmp)

25 "he damn well better be up to the drill and beat this idiot."

Please, Lord, give him cojones.

Posted by: PJ at April 04, 2012 07:40 AM (DQHjw)

26 hyper-vigilant style of driving?

Who knew safe driving was racist?

Posted by: LIGuy at April 04, 2012 07:40 AM (+usC4)

27 It's the equivalent of a petulant Republican president standing up and saying the Democrat vision for the country is to transform it into a North Korea-style police state.
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I wish q Republican President or candidate WOULD say that.  Because it is true.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 07:40 AM (YdQQY)

28 Romney should challenge Obama to a little one on one hoops. JEF was scared of Scott Brown.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 04, 2012 07:41 AM (qwK3S)

29 24 Imagine if I said "groovy."  

Posted by: Mittens at April 04, 2012 11:39 AM (kFnmp)

 

You should.... just not Klatu Verata....

Posted by: Ashe, Looking for a Speach Writer Jo... at April 04, 2012 07:41 AM (lZBBB)

30 His caricature of free market capitalism is precisely what his drooling idiot mouth-breather supporters believe.

I suspect it's what he believes.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 04, 2012 07:41 AM (8y9MW)

31 Dirty harry said "Marvelous" all the time, and he wasn't whi . . . Oh.  never mind.

Posted by: Dirty Romney at April 04, 2012 07:42 AM (kFnmp)

32 And he has zero knowledge of capitalism, mush less free market capitalism. We haven't had free market capitalism in this country since the early 1900s.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 07:42 AM (YdQQY)

33 I think that he needs to hold off getting angry (about the childish and/or vicious personal attacks) for late in the general campaign. And it needs to be sincere, not some manufactured thing. But I have no doubt Obama/MSM will supply ample opportunities via cheap shots. Americans hate unfairness. If timed correctly, that will push the Independents over to Mitt.

Agree with this completely.  A leader doesn't respond to the other guy's jibes, he makes the other guy respond to him. 

Posted by: pep at April 04, 2012 07:42 AM (YXmuI)

34 I wish Mitt would call Obama a "half-cracker."  If you'e going to use racist code words, go all out!

Posted by: Ann Romney at April 04, 2012 07:42 AM (kFnmp)

35

And trying to convince the city that chickens can be pets rather than livestock.

 

Well, round about my way here in NH it's not unusual to see chickens in otherwise urban environments.      Just last month when I was driving here in Concord (our capital city) I noticed a white hen scratching with great determination at a   patch of dirt in front of a duplex near the I93 off-ramp.  I hope she got the worm she was after; she was really giving it her all.

Mind you, NH urban and "everywhere else outside of northern New England" urban is laughably    different.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 04, 2012 07:43 AM (4df7R)

36 I suspect it's what he believes.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 04, 2012 11:41 AM (8y9MW)


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I agree. He took to heart every word of his marxist mentors because he lacks the intellect to think for himself or have an original thought.

Posted by: real joe at April 04, 2012 07:43 AM (aZYcK)

37 Are you all intimating that obama is an asshole, a liar, and a commie bastard? Marvelous

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 04, 2012 07:43 AM (eCnLg)

38

I think it would be marvelous if Romney were elected and on inauguration day, the new First Lady would be wearing actual women's clothing instead of a loveseat slipcover. In fact, that could even be considered fabulous.

Posted by: kallisto at April 04, 2012 07:43 AM (jm/9g)

39 Somehow, I don't see re-running the Mondale campaign as a winning strategy for the SCOAMT, and this is what it looks like.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 04, 2012 07:43 AM (3zV6k)

40 The LA Times needs to release the Khalidi - Obama Sex Tape.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2012 07:43 AM (gb6Nv)

41 I don't understand the problem.   You all look MARVELOUS!

Posted by: Fernando Lamas at April 04, 2012 07:44 AM (YXmuI)

42 We need someone with the intellect of Levin and Rush but with an affable demeanor. Meh. Fuck that. We need someone to wail on SCOAMF early and often. Fast and Furious, if you will.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2012 07:44 AM (Af3Wg)

43

hyper-vigilant style of driving?

 

Romney is an old Jewish woman? Yes, yes I denounce myself.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 04, 2012 07:45 AM (VtjlW)

44 Yesterday, my husband ate a black and white cookie.  So both he and Jerry Seinfeld are racists?

Posted by: Ann Romney at April 04, 2012 07:45 AM (kFnmp)

45 32 It's the equivalent of a petulant Republican president standing up and
saying the Democrat vision for the country is to transform it into a
North Korea-style police state.

Uh, that's not their goal?

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 04, 2012 11:42 AM (vbh31)


--It may not be what they intend to do, but it is the inevitable result.

Posted by: logprof at April 04, 2012 07:45 AM (ykSKg)

46 43 I don't understand the problem. You all look MARVELOUS!

It is better to look good than to feel good.

Posted by: real joe at April 04, 2012 07:45 AM (aZYcK)

47 >>JEF was scared of Scott Brown.

And/or his daughter.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 04, 2012 07:45 AM (ZKzrr)

48 Bein' a double-talkin' effiminate drunk is no way to go through life, son.  Stand on your own two feet!

Posted by: Sumbudy's Kenya Dream Connection at April 04, 2012 07:46 AM (0It32)

49 Heh. Raising chickens for personal egg consumption is legal in my town.

Posted by: Y-not at April 04, 2012 11:39 AM (5H6zj)

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When I was a kid it was legal in virtually every city and town in the South, much less out in the county. Now I live in the county and it is not legal in my neighborhood.


That is how much the country has changed in 50 years and particularly the South.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 07:46 AM (YdQQY)

50 Obama criticizing Mitt for praising Paul Ryan's plan is truly ballsy. Here's Obama laying down the truth with some words on how Gov. Jon Corzine is a crook, a cheat, and a fraud: “Jon Corzine … one of the best colleagues I had in the Senate and one of the best partners I have in the White House. [...] ...in the past four years, you’ve had an honorable man at the helm…" -- Obama, October 2009

Posted by: soothsayer at April 04, 2012 07:46 AM (jUytm)

51 What about Jewish Crackers? We call them Matzohs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2012 07:46 AM (Af3Wg)

52

And/or his daughter.

 

 

because his daughter could beat him up.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 04, 2012 07:46 AM (kFnmp)

53 Mahvelous is causasian? Posted by: Ricado Montalbon at April 04, 2012 11:37 AM (lZBBB) ------------------------------------------------------ Why yes it is..... and you are a white mexican.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 04, 2012 07:46 AM (jucos)

54 You ALL hate me cuz I'm beautiful.

Posted by: Barnak the Horrible at April 04, 2012 07:46 AM (8ieXv)

55 The only association that comes to me for the word "marvelous" is that vampy Billy Crystal character who did the "You look marvelous" routine.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 04, 2012 07:46 AM (IN7k+)

56 White guy runs for President like this...

Posted by: Barack Sinbad Obama at April 04, 2012 07:46 AM (gb6Nv)

57 @8
beat me to it

back when boxing was worth watching...

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 04, 2012 07:47 AM (8sCoq)

58 I get allergic schmelling hay...

Posted by: Ann Romney at April 04, 2012 07:47 AM (F26eZ)

59 [shrugs] The left will see racist code words wherever they want to see them. It's in their DNA.


And trying to convince the city that chickens can be pets rather than livestock.



Just claim that you're a devotee of Santeria. Not only is it not Christianity but it's a third world religion. Epic Win!

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 04, 2012 07:47 AM (RD7QR)

60 6 One word: Clowns
 

Posted by: cherry at April 04, 2012 11:35 AM (OhYCU)

 

*SHUDDER*    Great, now my It nightmares are going to come back full force, only Tim Curry will be replaced with Barack Obama in    pancake makeup.   WHITE pancake makeup.    So my nightmare will be a mix of two of the most terrifying stories ever filmed:  It and White Girls.

 

Damn you.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 04, 2012 07:47 AM (4df7R)

61 When Obama loses, after the rioting dies down, the left will construct a new narrative to decouple themselves from Obama. He'll go from the first black president to the first bi-racial president (which incidentally isn't true because of Harding) to keep the blacks on the liberal plantation. Harry Reid, if out of office, along with some other congress critters will get thrown under the bus for the narrative. No one will remember voting for him, the whole personality cult following will be expunged from their history. He'll wind up being less known than the presidents immediately following the Civil War. Of course the Great Depression II will be written in the history books, but magically any mentioning of the current president will be missing from that narrative.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at April 04, 2012 07:47 AM (KCvsd)

62 Well, you have to admit the economy is improving.

Posted by: Willard Romney at April 04, 2012 07:47 AM (7+pP9)

63 obama must be in panic mode. every time he opens his mouth, he ends up putting his foot in it. Should be a very interesting campaign.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 04, 2012 07:48 AM (eCnLg)

64 In fact, Christopher is the only person I've seen equate "Marvelous" with "White guy". but then he denies it's his theory, just that of non-existant conservatives. As has been said many times before, if you want to know what a liberal is guilty of, just listen to their accusations against Republicans. The other day on twitter i saw a liberal say "you know you're a Republican when the book 1984 is your version of Utopia", projection, as always.

Posted by: booger at April 04, 2012 07:49 AM (HI6wa)

65 How do we ever lose to these idiots?

Posted by: toby928© at April 04, 2012 07:49 AM (GTbGH)

66 Obama (last two budgets failed with NO votes from Democrats) complaining about anyone's budget is a joke.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 04, 2012 07:49 AM (8y9MW)

67 Hussein outed himself; he will continue to do so, I predict:  Many, many times

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, and don't hate me because... at April 04, 2012 07:50 AM (Dll6b)

68 It's a terrible thing, to be white.

Posted by: jeanne at April 04, 2012 07:50 AM (GdalM)

69 Should be a very interesting campaign.
Posted by: nevergiveup

It'll be marvelously hilarious!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at April 04, 2012 07:50 AM (Rg7LS)

70

That is how much the country has changed in 50 years and particularly the South.

 

Tha chickenzzzzzzz....

 

are comin' home....

 

ta ROOST!

Posted by: Rev. Jeremiah Wright at April 04, 2012 07:50 AM (F26eZ)

71 obama must be in panic mode. every time he opens his mouth, he ends up putting his foot in it. Obama does not seem as sharp and disciplined as he was in 2008. I really do think that Joe Biden is rubbing off on him.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 04, 2012 07:50 AM (jUytm)

72 O'Bumblefcuk is as white as George Zimmerman.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 04, 2012 07:50 AM (71LDo)

73 Obama does not seem as sharp and disciplined as he was in 2008.

He's had to up his dosage.

Posted by: toby928© at April 04, 2012 07:51 AM (GTbGH)

74 How do we ever lose to these idiots? Posted by: toby928© at April 04, 2012 11:49 AM (GTbGH) --------------------------------------------------------- HELLO...... *Forest Gump Waves all around*

Posted by: George W Bush, Juan McCain, Bob Dole, George H W Bush at April 04, 2012 07:51 AM (jucos)

75 69 Obama (last two budgets failed with NO votes from Democrats) complaining about anyone's budget is a joke.

 

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 04, 2012 11:49 AM (8y9MW)

 

 

Maybe that's why he keeps telling such flat jokes.  He assumes that people are laughing at the jokes, not at his hysterical    arguments, justifications, and policy flip-flops.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 04, 2012 07:51 AM (4df7R)

76 Hussein outed himself; he will continue to do so, I predict: Many, many times

Does it count as "outing one's self" if the MFM actively tries to cover it up/excuse it and most of the populace chooses to remain ignorant of it?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 04, 2012 07:51 AM (8y9MW)

77 I would think Romney's team can use "marvolous" in their attack ads. That would be the smart move. Lets see?

Posted by: Sub-Tard at April 04, 2012 07:51 AM (ursbV)

78 68 How do we ever lose to these idiots?

Posted by: toby928© at April 04, 2012 11:49 AM (GTbGH)

**

You know I was just asking my beautiful Republican daughter the same question.

Posted by: John McCain at April 04, 2012 07:52 AM (8ieXv)

79 To our benefit, Obama might be going into this election a bit over-confident. Obama's certainly narcissistic enough to believe the praise he hears, but is he really stupid enough to give us this gift of thinking he has the election in the bag?

Posted by: soothsayer at April 04, 2012 07:52 AM (jUytm)

80 Yesterday 0bama was at his most SCOAMFest.

Posted by: jukin at April 04, 2012 07:52 AM (5oKRH)

81 How do we ever lose to these idiots?

Posted by: toby928© at April 04, 2012 11:49 AM (GTbGH)

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Because we manage to nominate even bigger idiots that either piss off the base or put them to sleep.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 07:52 AM (YdQQY)

82 >>back when boxing was worth watching...

About the time SCOAMF was in Chicago pretending to be all "black community."  I suppose it's possible none of the black men on the South Side ever watched or talked about boxing, even with black world champions...

I'm sure they'll overlook his use of young white metrosexual trustafarian joke writers

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 04, 2012 07:52 AM (ZKzrr)

83 DOW down 160 - Gas at $4+ per gallon - MARVOLOUS

Posted by: Sub-Tard at April 04, 2012 07:53 AM (ursbV)

84 The "Most Dishonest, Demagogic, And Bitterly Partisan Speech" Of Obama's Presidency? Please. My first term isn't even over. And I'll have even more flexibility with the truth when I'm re-elected.

Posted by: Baraka Obama at April 04, 2012 07:53 AM (l/xhO)

85 I would think Romney's team can use "marvolous" in their attack ads

Not on "Romney's team" other than being Conservative, but I'm trying to get the #marvelous hashtag going on twitter.  Join me, won't you?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 04, 2012 07:53 AM (8y9MW)

86 How can ass hat Tommy Christopher comment about all those tv clips with his ass so far up SCOAMF'S ass that he can see out of SCOAMF'S eyes??? By George, I've just answered me own question! That Metamucil shit really does work, no pun intended.

Posted by: ThrowingUpinPhoenix at April 04, 2012 07:53 AM (yWDpP)

87 Obama's certainly narcissistic enough to believe the praise he hears, but is he really stupid enough to give us this gift of thinking he has the election in the bag?
Posted by: soothsayer

Yes.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at April 04, 2012 07:53 AM (Rg7LS)

88

let's just write an ad for them....it should have the phrase:

 

Gutsy call?  Marvolous!

Posted by: model_1066 at April 04, 2012 07:54 AM (YbQJm)

89 If I had a son...yeah, let's face it, he'd look like my daughter.

Posted by: Baraka Obama at April 04, 2012 07:54 AM (l/xhO)

90 I'm not sensing panic from Obama. And that's good, really good, for us. Obama should be shitting bricks right now with his record and the current economy and debt. On top of that, he continues to make all the wrong moves, e.g., Keystone, whispers to Putin about screwing over the American electorate.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 04, 2012 07:54 AM (jUytm)

91 his most SCOAMFest.

Shouldn't that be "SCOAMFiest?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 04, 2012 07:55 AM (8y9MW)

92 Should listen to the intro that the tool from AP gave him. Not only was it gaggingly obsequious the guy might want to invest into a public speaking class. He made teleprompter Jesus sound like Daniel Webster.

Posted by: dagny at April 04, 2012 07:55 AM (CMM9V)

93 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a marvelous failure.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at April 04, 2012 07:55 AM (gA69l)

94 ...because a broad vocabulary is a sure sign of low IQ. 

Posted by: Matticus Finch at April 04, 2012 07:55 AM (0Mr4u)

95 What're the odds that Obama   called Holder after he heard about the 5th Circuit demand for a three-page, single spaced letter, and asked, "Did he specify a font size?   If he didn't specify a font size, just have your peons use 48 point    Goudy Stout.      It's genius."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 04, 2012 07:55 AM (4df7R)

96 The "Most Dishonest, Demagogic, And Bitterly Partisan Speech" Of Obama's Presidency?

How can you tell?  ALL of his speeches are pretty much the same thing.  Just worded differently.

Posted by: Deathknyte at April 04, 2012 07:55 AM (vpJXE)

97
How do we ever lose to these idiots?

Posted by: toby928© at April 04, 2012 11:49 AM (GTbGH)

I don't know. My and Senator McCain's advisers are sharp as tacks and we've both run very aggressively against Obama.

Frankly, your question has me flummoxed.

Posted by: Willard Romney at April 04, 2012 07:56 AM (7+pP9)

98 MARVOLOUS (sic) Is that from Harry Potter?

Posted by: t-bird at April 04, 2012 07:56 AM (l/xhO)

99 Hey, was the word "marvelous" used in To Kill A Mockingbird?  I need to know before I soil it with another long, rambling speech.

Posted by: Barack O'Marvelous at April 04, 2012 07:56 AM (gA69l)

100 Marvelous

Obama only needs the words I and Me

Posted by: cherry at April 04, 2012 07:56 AM (OhYCU)

101 I had on Michael Medved yesterday and he commented on this speech. Said Romeny should go after Obama regarding it. He didn't go into any details, but IMHO, Medved is kind of a squish, so for him to say anyone should go after Obama meant to me that it was one God awful speech and O needed be b1tch slapped.

Posted by: shibumi at April 04, 2012 07:56 AM (z63Tr)

102 Just giving marching orders to the enablers and dishonest suckers of cock that comprise the main of the Fourth Estate these days.

Posted by: eureka! at April 04, 2012 07:57 AM (LQIyD)

103 Romney lost to McCain last time.  There's that.

Posted by: cherry at April 04, 2012 07:57 AM (OhYCU)

104

The only time I will ever watch Obama on TV is when he has his epic, presidency-shattering hissy fit.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 04, 2012 07:57 AM (YbQJm)

105 70 Hussein outed himself; he will continue to do so, I predict: Many, many times

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, and don't hate me because... at April 04, 2012 11:50 AM (Dll6b)


The question is, will enough people be paying attention?

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 04, 2012 07:57 AM (RD7QR)

106 I think too many people are confusing Ricardo Montalban with Fernando Lamas, the model for the "you look marvelous" Fernando.

Easy mistake. Those white hispanics all look alike.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck, white African-American at April 04, 2012 07:58 AM (a5ljo)

107

The correct paraphrasing of Obama's remarks on how the media should cover his position:

"slower, yes, slower, less teeth, yes, thats it"

pats MSM on the head

Posted by: Pedro at April 04, 2012 07:58 AM (NHNJt)

108 You know I was just asking my beautiful Republican daughter the same question.

Posted by: John McCain at April 04, 2012 11:52 AM (8ieXv)


Oh, Meg has a sister?

Posted by: real joe at April 04, 2012 07:58 AM (aZYcK)

109 388 I like what this guy says. It's what our nominee needs to say. "it's important to understand one astonishing fact about this election: President Obama thinks he's doing a good job. I'm not kidding, He actually thinks he is doing a great job. An historically great job. According to the President, only Lincoln, FDR and Lyndon Johnson have accomplished more. And no, he didn't say that on Saturday Night Live. I posted this as snark on the other thread but for those who are worried that Romney won't use Obama's words against him , this is just one example.

Posted by: polynikes at April 04, 2012 07:58 AM (HoG1N)

110

The "Most Dishonest, Demagogic, And Bitterly Partisan Speech" Of Obama's Presidency?

 

You ain't seen nothing yet, Bitchez!  Wait til I win my re-election!

Posted by: SCO at April 04, 2012 07:58 AM (vJ9tV)

111 >>>Obama only needs the words I and Me

I'm surprised he hasn't switched to using "we" in place of  "I"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose now with dark clouds! at April 04, 2012 07:58 AM (0q2P7)

112 Does it count as "outing one's self" if the MFM actively tries to cover it up/excuse it and most of the populace chooses to remain ignorant of it?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 04, 2012 11:51 AM (8y9MW)


==yes, it counts.  Only libs take the media 'news' seriously.  Most people barely watch it, or don't watch any national /. international news AT ALL.  EVER

It takes a while for the mantra / narrative to sink in--similar to experiencing a trauma.  The Post Traumatic Stress will gradually sink in between now and November.

the media are a filter, but the filter is weakening.  ( in re:  I went to the lveee but the levee was dry....


them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye ( but rye IS whiskey )

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, and don't hate me because... at April 04, 2012 07:59 AM (Dll6b)

113 His unserious caricature of free market capitalism is hardly worth responding to.

It certainly does merit a response.  In fact, the retarded,, unserious, anti-American nature of the Indonesian Imbecile's latest diatribe against progress is the only thing that comes out of the third world retard's mouth that IS worth responding to.

Of course, Barky did nothing new in his latest attack on America.  Same shit.  Different day.  Over threee years' worth.  Day after day after day.

Impeachment would have been nice and would have likely saved America ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 04, 2012 07:59 AM (X3lox)

114

The "Most Dishonest, Demagogic, And Bitterly Partisan Speech" Of Obama's Presidency?

 

 

You ain't seen nothing yet, Bitchez!  Wait til I win my re-election! 

Posted by: SCOAMF at April 04, 2012 07:59 AM (vJ9tV)

115

Ooh, love the #marvelous hash tag idea, Allen G!   It's marvelous!

 

Hmm...

 

$4.00/gal gas?  #marvelous!

 

Bankrupt Solyndra's fed'l loan was rushed thru approval? #marvelous!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 04, 2012 07:59 AM (4df7R)

116 If I had a son, he'd look like Patrick Ewing...

Posted by: SCOAMF at April 04, 2012 07:59 AM (vJ9tV)

117
How do we ever lose to these idiots?

Posted by: toby928© at April 04, 2012 11:49 AM (GTbGH)

Your question no longer has me flummoxed.

I'm gonna move to the center.

Now where the did they put my Etch A Sketch?

Posted by: Willard Romney at April 04, 2012 07:59 AM (7+pP9)

118 speaking of gifts... Debbie Wasserman Schultz This woman alone might insure another two years of Speakership for John Boehner.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 04, 2012 07:59 AM (jUytm)

119 and the formatting here SUCKS DONKEY DICK   !!!!!!!!!!! ELEVENTY !!

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, and don't hate me because... at April 04, 2012 08:00 AM (Dll6b)

120 Trips to Vegas for me and not for thee? #marvelous!

Posted by: Michelle at April 04, 2012 08:00 AM (l/xhO)

121 Ridicule is the best way to deal with this pipsqueak.

Mitt did pretty well yesterday.. here's the text, but you have to watch the video to really appreciate it.

http://tinyurl.com/7rjssjq

"The president put an ad out yesterday, talking about gasoline prices and how high they are," Romney said. "And guess who he blamed? Me! Maybe after I'm president, I can take responsibility for things I might have done wrong. But this president doesn't want to take responsibility for his mistakes. I mean, you talk about someone who is running as far away from Harry Truman's dictum as possible. Harry Truman had the sign on his desk that said, 'The buck stops here.' But this president is always looking for somewhere else to point."

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 04, 2012 08:00 AM (f9c2L)

122 Marv Oloss. Wasn't he the head burglar in Home Alone?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck, white African-American at April 04, 2012 08:00 AM (a5ljo)

123 It's the equivalent of a petulant Republican president standing up and saying the Democrat vision for the country is to transform it into a North Korea-style police state.

Er ... would be a petulant lefty doing that.  Lefties revere strong leaders they have to submit to.  Rightist move towards anarchy in the extreme.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 04, 2012 08:00 AM (X3lox)

124 Romney lost to McCain last time. There's that.

Posted by: cherry at April 04, 2012 11:57 AM (OhYCU)

--------------------------



It wasn't Romney's turn last time, it was McCain's.

Posted by: RNC at April 04, 2012 08:01 AM (YdQQY)

125 Maybe Obama should bring up the M word with Marvelous Marvin Hagler.

Posted by: Craig Pirrong at April 04, 2012 08:01 AM (Lf+DA)

126 >>>How do we ever lose to these idiots?

Never underestimate the incompetency of the Republican Party.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose now with dark clouds! at April 04, 2012 08:01 AM (0q2P7)

127 123
speaking of gifts...

Debbie Wasserman Schultz

This woman alone might insure another two years of Speakership for John Boehner.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 04, 2012 11:59 AM (jUytm)


Just looking at her makes me cry...[blubbering]

Posted by: John "Teardrops" Boehner at April 04, 2012 08:01 AM (RD7QR)

128 Ooh, love the #marvelous hash tag idea, Allen G! It's marvelous!


Yeahhh

Posted by: cherry at April 04, 2012 08:02 AM (OhYCU)

129 How do we ever lose to these idiots?

Posted by: toby928© at April 04, 2012 11:49 AM (GTbGH)

Easy.  America has a death wish.  America has grown "tired of winning" so we decided on Suicide By Indonesian in 2008.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 04, 2012 08:02 AM (X3lox)

130

"Oh, Meg has a sister?"

 

The adopted one...?

Posted by: reason at April 04, 2012 08:02 AM (q/kmn)

131 So, how many more days before Romney moves into the "Office of the President Elect"??

Posted by: myYbj at April 04, 2012 08:02 AM (myYbj)

132 Walla walla bing bong!! Zoopey rooney Loopy Dooney!!! Flitter bash hot sausage and mash. Butter mutter nutter in alalala land!1

Posted by: Rick Horsey-assy Santorum [/i] at April 04, 2012 08:02 AM (JEpGb)

133 Corrupt LA Mayor Villagrosswhashisname   chairing    the Dem Nat'l Convention? #marvelous!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 04, 2012 08:03 AM (4df7R)

134 >>Shouldn't that be "SCOAMFiest?"

Makes me think of Moose A. Moose from Noggin.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 04, 2012 08:03 AM (ZKzrr)

135

"Just looking at her makes me cry...[blubbering]"

 

Here's a Kleenex.

Posted by: Mr. Wasserman (or, possibly, Mr. Schultz. I never know how the hypen thing works) at April 04, 2012 08:04 AM (q/kmn)

136 Somebody got an early start on the glue-sniffing today.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 04, 2012 08:04 AM (RD7QR)

137 The question is, will enough people be paying attention?

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 04, 2012 11:57 AM (RD7QR)


==People vote on perceived self-interest ( almost half of voters ) based on their self-indentified group ( business owner, union member ) and on 'good times vs. bad times' ..


If times are bad, many voters will vote against the incumbent mainly on that one Reality    ------------Times are bad....

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, and don't hate me because... at April 04, 2012 08:04 AM (Dll6b)

138 Zimmerman said marvelous once so he's an uber Caucasian Hispanic! --MFM meh. I'm sticking with...

Posted by: Mama AJ, Pasty-Hispanic at April 04, 2012 08:04 AM (XdlcF)

139 Would it be worth the time/effort to have Romney, et al. point out what a strawman is and how Obama uses this over and over again.  Explain, then mock.

Make it a game, "In the rest of this debate (or next week's speech), see how many laughably ridiculous straw men you catch Obama creating."  Ala "There you go again."

Just thinking out loud....

Posted by: Tonic Dog at April 04, 2012 08:04 AM (X/+QT)

140

"Makes me think of Moose A. Moose from Noggin."

 

That was some Perfectly Preposterous Presidential Pablum!

Posted by: Moose A. Moose at April 04, 2012 08:05 AM (q/kmn)

141 Obama's next book (kindof a sequel): Problems Facing Our Marvelous Socialism

Posted by: cherry at April 04, 2012 08:05 AM (OhYCU)

142 96his most SCOAMFest.

Shouldn't that be "SCOAMFiest?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 04, 2012 11:55 AM (8y9MW)

 

 

No. My understanding is that SCOAMFest TM is the licensed trademark of the 2012 Democrat National Convention.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 04, 2012 08:05 AM (qwK3S)

143 They'll still vote for Gay Barry but they will keep their traps shut in the process.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 04, 2012 12:02 PM (N/1Dm)


--many simply won't vote

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, and don't hate me because... at April 04, 2012 08:05 AM (Dll6b)

144 Actually it would be better for Mutt to actually call him a liar.  But he will not because he is an establishment Republican.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 08:06 AM (YdQQY)

145 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 08:06 AM (7W3wI)

146 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a marvelous failure.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 04, 2012 08:07 AM (jucos)

147 Oh and if using "marvelous" makes you a "stiff, uber-Caucasian", meet Barack Obama, the whitest man in the world.
--
Gaddafi warned Obama not to play that card. No one tells Obumbles what he can't do and lives.

Posted by: the audacity of abhorence at April 04, 2012 08:07 AM (lpWVn)

148 Romney über Caucasian? He's actually a white Hispanic from Mexico. Actually he has dark hair and swarthy skin. He could pass as Mexican ( he's actually darker than Ricardo Montalbam)

Posted by: Avi at April 04, 2012 08:07 AM (Gx3Fe)

149 Where did all of those republican voters come from in WI yesterday? Wasn't WI supposed to be a blue state? I may have to call a doctor for a Schadenboner if Walker sweeps his recall election with a huge GOP turnout.

Posted by: Roy at April 04, 2012 08:09 AM (VndSC)

150 How do we ever lose to these idiots?[i/]
Posted by: toby928© at April 04, 2012 11:49 AM (GTbGH) Because we assume that a majority of the populace operates on old cultural and political assumptions. They don't. And we have a lot of re-educatin' to do. For the demediacrats, ignorance is a mahvelous thing.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 04, 2012 08:09 AM (Yaj4M)

151 152 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a marvelous failure.

 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 04, 2012 12:07 PM (jucos)

 

I laughed.  A LOT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 04, 2012 08:09 AM (4df7R)

152 marvelous,  i guess He lost all the fashion and home designers vote.

Posted by: willow at April 04, 2012 08:09 AM (TomZ9)

153

I've been on Team Romney ever since I heard Ann is involved in trafficking fresh young ass to the needy on the East Coast.

 

Most First Ladies have such boring hobbies and causes.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 04, 2012 08:09 AM (j9St3)

154 marvelous: uber Caucasian
audacity: uber black

more revisionist definitions, color coded for "nuance"

Posted by: the audacity of abhorence at April 04, 2012 08:10 AM (lpWVn)

155 to Associated Press' annual national meeting. 

Surprised this campaign coordination meeting was public

Posted by: Jean at April 04, 2012 08:10 AM (WkuV6)

156 ♪♫Gas is the costliest
Dessert is the forbiddenest
SCOAMF is the SCOAMFiest
Everywhere I go....♪♫

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 04, 2012 08:10 AM (ZKzrr)

157 Make it a game, "In the rest of this debate (or next week's speech), see how many laughably ridiculous straw men you catch Obama creating." Ala "There you go again."

Just thinking out loud....

Posted by: Tonic Dog at April 04, 2012 12:04 PM (X/+QT)



I'd rather Mittens just called Barky an inept, America-hating retard.  If he wants to throw Barky, all Mittens has to do is ask him a simple math problem ... maybe just something like, "What is 2/3 - 5/11?" 

Even better would be if Mittens demanded to know what "profit AND earnings ratios" are supposed to be and in what retarded school someone could even learn of such an insane "concept".

Chances of Mittens doing any of this?  -3000%

Mittens prefers to take the "he's a nice guy but in over his head, the poor thing."  We're going to have carry Mittens' pathetic carcass over the finish line ourselves, since he's going to be doing everything possible to lose.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 04, 2012 08:10 AM (X3lox)

158 What sort of fag calls himself a $10,000,000 chandelier?

Posted by: president o'bumbles at April 04, 2012 08:10 AM (6RnvM)

159 Obama just lost Billy Crystal.

Posted by: Swanny at April 04, 2012 08:10 AM (Bc/UT)

160 Marvelous Fernando Lamas was also a white Hispanic.

Posted by: Avi at April 04, 2012 08:11 AM (Gx3Fe)

161 Well, crap. [\i] Sigh.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 04, 2012 08:11 AM (Yaj4M)

162 Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 04, 2012 12:10 PM (ZKzrr)

LOL

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 04, 2012 08:11 AM (8y9MW)

163 thank g-d Romney did not include , fabulous , gorgeous or chic..

Posted by: willow at April 04, 2012 08:12 AM (TomZ9)

164
Would it be worth the time/effort to have Romney, et al. point out what a strawman is and how Obama uses this over and over again. Explain, then mock.

That's not the way I roll.

Posted by: Willard Romney at April 04, 2012 08:13 AM (7+pP9)

165 If Obama had actually gone to a Christian church, he might have heard this song every other Sunday:

I stand amazed in the presence
of Jesus the Nazarene,
and wonder how he could love me,
a sinner, condemned, unclean.

How marvelous! How wonderful!
And my song shall ever be:
How marvelous! How wonderful
is my Savior's love for me!

Posted by: cherry at April 04, 2012 08:14 AM (OhYCU)

166 This is America 2012; in re Gary Oldman in "The Professional", EVERYTHING is about race.


most of you don' wanna admit it, but much of Hussein's support comes from non-Whites who will vote for the Non-White ( vs. any White of any persuasion ) and Self-Hating Caucasians--who will vote for the Non-White


Posted by: SantaRosaStan, and don't hate me because... at April 04, 2012 08:14 AM (Dll6b)

167  Thats just obama doing his community organizing and shit. Maybe one day when he grows up he can aspire to be some used gum on the sole of a real president's shoe. In reality he is a just a communist squatter stinking up the whitehouse.

Posted by: Berserker at April 04, 2012 08:15 AM (FMbng)

168 The fact that we have yet to lay a glove on this clown speaks volumes about the effectiveness of the GOP.

This guy is a fucking joke.

Posted by: McLovin at April 04, 2012 08:15 AM (j0IcY)

169 'S wonderful. 'S marvelous. 'S not Kenyan.

Posted by: the zombie gershwins at April 04, 2012 08:15 AM (6RnvM)

170 The average IQ of my base is 90. What the hell do you want me to talk about? Quantum Physics? C'mon now.

Posted by: Baraka "Lowest Common Denominator" Obama at April 04, 2012 08:15 AM (U/ftZ)

171 He just kind of frowned and stirred the dirt.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 04, 2012 12:14 PM (N/1Dm)


==typically, about half of all adults / potential voters do not vote for POTUS


they essentially vote " none of the above"

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, and don't hate me because... at April 04, 2012 08:16 AM (Dll6b)

172 Make it a game, "In the rest of this debate (or next week's speech), see how many laughably ridiculous straw men you catch Obama creating." Ala "There you go again."Posted by: Tonic Dog

Yeah, I can see it.

"Mr. President, you have made a big show of such things as 'bi-partisanship' and bringing Americans together. And yet, you are unable to describe a single conservative thought without acting condescending, snide, and ignorant.

Could you, Mr. President, enunciate one position on the Republican platform honestly? Would you do that for us right now?"

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at April 04, 2012 08:16 AM (JEpGb)

173 I'm no fan of Mitt Romney (no, it's true) but he damn well better be up to the drill and beat this idiot.


hahahahahahaha

Doing so would stick a finger into the eyes of Romney's base

Posted by: The Dude at April 04, 2012 08:16 AM (M8yfa)

174 >>The average IQ of my base is 90.

Never were any good at math, were ya Barry?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 04, 2012 08:16 AM (ZKzrr)

175 so I guess Romney was supposed to say, Ryan's plan , was smok'n hawt.

Posted by: willow at April 04, 2012 08:16 AM (TomZ9)

176 I think that at this stage of the game Romney needs to focus on giving positive reasons to vote FOR him, not focus on reasons to vote AGAINST Obama. That time will come, but it's premature, imho. He should be solidifying support within his own party (yeah, I'm not convinced he will do that) and stressing his competence and readiness for office. The time for focusing on attacking Obama is later imho. Obama is a petty asshole. He and his minions can't resist cheap shots, race cards, sexism, and class warfare. They *will* cross the line again (as Obama did with the Trayvon Martin thing) and most likely include some things so egregious, such as going after Mrs. Romney, that regular folks will reject them. But I think if the GOP nominee (not the GOP Congress or GOP governors or talking heads, they should fire away at will) goes on the attack too early, it does two things. It gets libs fired up into protect their boyfriend mode and it gives Obama a chance to pivot. Timing is key on this.

Posted by: Y-not at April 04, 2012 08:16 AM (5H6zj)

177 The average IQ of my base is 90 84.

Posted by: Baraka "Lowest Common Denominator" Obama at April 04, 2012 12:15 PM (U/ftZ)

And Barky represents them perfectly.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 04, 2012 08:17 AM (X3lox)

178

"This brand of rhetoric is below the presidency, but has never been below this president."

That's gold, pure gold.  I am so going to try and remember to use that line myself.

Posted by: Advo at April 04, 2012 08:17 AM (7vbG1)

179 He's actually a white Hispanic from Mexico.
--
Heh. George was from Mexico, "white Mexican" but not "Hispanic" given Scottish and English (no direct bloodline from Spain) genealogy, and English only spoken in Dublin Colonia.

Posted by: the audacity of abhorence at April 04, 2012 08:18 AM (lpWVn)

180 Obama:  The Wealth Mutilator  He's got electrolytes!

Posted by: I got nuthin at April 04, 2012 08:18 AM (GTbGH)

181 Are we sure the laughter was really present as opposed to the previous time the WH released a transcript with the (laughter) when the tape showed only an awkward pause by the JEF as the crowd was silent?

Posted by: jimmuy at April 04, 2012 08:18 AM (kSaUf)

182 Actually he has dark hair and swarthy skin. He could pass as Mexican ( he's actually darker than Ricardo Montalbam)

Posted by: Avi at April 04, 2012 12:07 PM (Gx3Fe)


--brilliant reasoning.  Hence, John McCain is Panamanian.  With his Perpetual Tan, he could pass for one of his Vietnamese prison guards

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, and don't hate me because... at April 04, 2012 08:18 AM (Dll6b)

183 183 I really have a feeling they are going to go after Ann Romney.It will be a big mistake..

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 08:18 AM (7W3wI)

184 >>The average IQ of my base is 90. I thought it was 44. Isn't that what #gen44 means?

Posted by: Y-not at April 04, 2012 08:18 AM (5H6zj)

185 HEY!

Posted by: Marvelous Marvin Haggler at April 04, 2012 08:18 AM (ycm4Q)

186 >>190 183 I really have a feeling they are going to go after Ann Romney. Yep.

Posted by: Y-not at April 04, 2012 08:19 AM (5H6zj)

187 Barky and his team has been on a roll the past few weeks lets hope they maintain this level of competence.  

Posted by: dananjcon at April 04, 2012 08:19 AM (8ieXv)

188

The average IQ of my base is 90.

***********

Pardon me, but that should be an IQ of 9. I made an error when translating it from Austrian to American.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 04, 2012 08:19 AM (ggRof)

189
I honestly think we should start appending "white" to anyone's racial self-identification when that individual has at least one white parent, grandparent, or great-grandparent. It would be hilarious.

****

Or if he or she is a conservative.  Allen West is a white African American.  Thomas Sowell is a white African American etc.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 04, 2012 08:19 AM (Hx5uv)

190 Alright... somebody put up the Ewok Signal.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 04, 2012 08:20 AM (8y9MW)

191 Great points on Christopher, Drew; 0% chance he doesn't spank it to clips of El JEFe.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 04, 2012 08:20 AM (+pNWX)

192

This:  64 "When Obama loses, after the rioting dies down, the left will construct a new narrative to decouple themselves from Obama"

This is actually something we should worry about.  Think the rioting after a Kentucky win was 'something'?

The rioting after an Obama LOSS will be..._________________

You fill in the blank

Posted by: Mr Wolf at April 04, 2012 08:20 AM (Tv41j)

193 They were going to label homosexuals as 'marvelous', but instead chose the term 'gay'.  True story.  Clowns are now called marvelous.

Posted by: cherry at April 04, 2012 08:20 AM (OhYCU)

194 I think that at this stage of the game Romney needs to focus on giving positive reasons to vote FOR him, not focus on reasons to vote AGAINST Obama. That time will come, but it's premature, imho.
--
Premature? It could be argued that we already know, personally experiencing reasons to vote AGAINST Obama.

Romney won't say anything that hasn't been spliced and diced poll after poll. If that's a reason to vote FOR him, it's as good as he gets.


Posted by: the audacity of abhorence at April 04, 2012 08:21 AM (lpWVn)

195 Alexander Hamilton was a Nevis-ian  ( he was so black that when he went to night school, they counted him absent )

Lots of missionary kids and Military Brats were born abroad / overseas, etc


Posted by: SantaRosaStan, and don't hate me because... at April 04, 2012 08:21 AM (Dll6b)

196 Is this Obama punching up?

Posted by: GergS(Dirty Scandi Dog Whistle) at April 04, 2012 08:22 AM (xAtAj)

197 [i[190 183 I really have a feeling they are going to go after Ann Romney.[b]It will be a big mistake..

I'd add even more emphasis, but this here BBCode is a bit foreign to me.

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 04, 2012 08:22 AM (Qxe/p)

198 I think that at this stage of the game Romney needs to focus on giving positive reasons to vote FOR him, not focus on reasons to vote AGAINST Obama.

that would be good if he actually had something to use to go down that route

Posted by: The Dude at April 04, 2012 08:22 AM (M8yfa)

199 Is this Obama punching up?

No.  That was him taking on SCOTUS.  After which he promptly got slapped back down.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 04, 2012 08:22 AM (8y9MW)

200 @guypbenson Romney now highlighting Geithner's "we have no debt plan, but we don't like yours" quote. YES.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 04, 2012 08:23 AM (d6QMz)

201 President Obama accused Paul Ryan of trying to decrease the accuracy of weather reports and increase the number of  plane crashes. 

The man in unhinged.

Posted by: mama winger at April 04, 2012 08:23 AM (P6QsQ)

202 I'm basically resigned to major race riots and violence in the streets the last two weeks of the campaign. I'll lay odds of better than 2 to 1 that this happens. If Obama loses, I'll take the over and under of cities burning to be 15, and I'll take the over.

Posted by: DIck Nixon at April 04, 2012 08:24 AM (kaOJx)

203

I think that at this stage of the game Romney needs to focus on giving positive reasons to vote FOR him, not focus on reasons to vote AGAINST Obama.

 

 

It also contrasts well with Obama, who cannot run on his record.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 04, 2012 08:24 AM (JxMoP)

204 What we're witnessing right now is unprecedented in our lifetimes, I think. We have a president whose public speeches behind the seal match the same nasty partisan tone as his speeches at his campaign fundraisers and rallies.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 04, 2012 08:24 AM (jUytm)

205 I mean, you talk about someone who is running as far away
from Harry Truman's dictum as possible.

****

Obama dictum, the buck doesn't stop with the buck.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 04, 2012 08:25 AM (Hx5uv)

206 Mahvelous is causasian? Posted by: Ricado Montalbon

What all Latino's are just interchangeable to you?

Posted by: Fernando Lamas at April 04, 2012 08:25 AM (ycm4Q)

207 "Hey ya'll, look at these Republicans with their On Your Own economy! I prefer the Senddabill economy! You spend da money and Senddabill to someoene else!" "Ya feelin' me, I can tell!"

Posted by: Sinbad Obama-#1 Community College Comedian in America! at April 04, 2012 08:25 AM (U/ftZ)

208 Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... but you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...

Posted by: President Lady's Tee at April 04, 2012 08:25 AM (GTbGH)

209 The man in unhinged.

As much as I hate to say it, it's very, very good.

If you remember that he's not even trying to communicate facts, but only communicate emotion (yes: every speech of Obama's boils down to "Republicans Bad!  Me, Good!"), those are very evocative statements.  Why do you think CNN ran with the tornadoes in DFW so quickly yesterday?  Because they care about a bunch of "bitter clingers" in Texas?

Obama voters are not going to vote on the Facts.  Too many of them vote purely on emotion.  And he's appealing to those voters (who, yes, he's starting to lose- because part of their emotional state is how much money they have to sink into their gas tank each week).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 04, 2012 08:27 AM (8y9MW)

210 President Obama accused Paul Ryan of trying to decrease the accuracy of weather reports and increase the number of plane crashes.

The man in unhinged.

Posted by: mama winger at April 04, 2012 12:23 PM (P6QsQ)



It's just typical Affirmative Action blather. America's courts have ruled it a hate-crime to point this simple truth out. See you in the camps. I get the top bunk.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 04, 2012 08:27 AM (X3lox)

211

Just read the Ann Romneysex trafficker article in the Baltimore paper. Too lame to mock. More importantly, I have a fantasy draft at 8:30 tonight and won't know my draft position until 8 PM. The tension is killing me.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2012 08:27 AM (HethX)

212

"No. That was him taking on SCOTUS. After which he promptly got slapped back down."

 

With a fucking HIGH SCHOOL HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT, no less.

Posted by: reason at April 04, 2012 08:27 AM (q/kmn)

213 Posted by: Marvelous Marvin Haggler at April 04, 2012 12:18 PM

IMPOSTER!!

Posted by: Marvelous Marvin Hagler at April 04, 2012 08:27 AM (ZKzrr)

214

Fernando Lamas = "Marvelous"

 

Ricardo Montalban = "Rich, Corinthian Leather"

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 04, 2012 08:28 AM (JxMoP)

215 I am pretty sure the Occupoop movement was a dress rehearsal for this year's election.

Posted by: real joe at April 04, 2012 08:28 AM (aZYcK)

216 There are things a president can say on the campaign trail that are not at all appropriate or wise to say while standing behind the seal of the office. By being partisan all the time in all appearances, Obama is essentially alienating half the nation. You can't stand there as president and rail against all those who oppose you. It is political suicide.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 04, 2012 08:29 AM (jUytm)

217 You know who else is white?  Jewbags.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 04, 2012 08:29 AM (Hx5uv)

218 This country is ungovernable.

Posted by: president killed bin laden at April 04, 2012 08:29 AM (GTbGH)

219 2012, Year of the Chandeliers

Posted by: dananjcon at April 04, 2012 08:29 AM (8ieXv)

220 >>Allen West is a white African American. Thomas Sowell is a white African American etc.

Charlize Theron is a white African-American. 

Posted by: Marvelous Marvin Hagler at April 04, 2012 08:29 AM (ZKzrr)

221 He'd be better off punching the clown than down in his shape.

Posted by: HoboJerky at April 04, 2012 08:31 AM (xAtAj)

222

Ammo sales through the roof...coincidence?

Posted by: model_1066 at April 04, 2012 08:31 AM (YbQJm)

223 210 I'm basically resigned to major race riots and violence in the streets the last two weeks of the campaign. I'll lay odds of better than 2 to 1 that this happens. If Obama loses, I'll take the over and under of cities burning to be 15, and I'll take the over.  

Posted by: DIck Nixon at April 04, 2012 12:24 PM (kaOJx)

 

Question:  are there enough people left in Detroit to actually  BURN Detroit   when the race    riots/Obama adulations   begin?   It's a pretty big city.   Maybe just bits of it?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 04, 2012 08:32 AM (4df7R)

224 After a while, more and more people are going to realize that Obama isn't just attacking Mitt Romney and the generic Republican party, he's going after them and everything they stand for. Obama is treading of very precarious turf.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 04, 2012 08:32 AM (jUytm)

225 who buys 10 million dollar chandeliers?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 04, 2012 08:33 AM (h8UT+)

226

"If Obama loses, I'll take the over and under of cities burning to be 15, and I'll take the over."

 

Do you have a list of cities you based that list on, or did you pick a number?

- Chicago

- LA

- Oakland

- NYC?

- Detroit?

- Atlanta?

 

I don't know.  I can't come up with 15 sure-fire (ooooooh!) places that would respond like that.  I'm not thinking hard enough, probably.

Posted by: reason at April 04, 2012 08:33 AM (5npD/)

227 229He'd be better off punching the clown than down in his shape.

Posted by: HoboJerky at April 04, 2012 12:31 PM (xAtAj)

 

 

punching the clown?  Teh Wookie would snap him like a twig if he pulled that shit. 

Posted by: model_1066 at April 04, 2012 08:33 AM (YbQJm)

228

Charlize Theron is a white African-American.


 

Posted by: Marvelous Marvin Hagler at April 04, 2012 12:29 PM (ZKzrr)

 

ISWYDT.   

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 04, 2012 08:34 AM (4df7R)

229

He {Romney}says he's very supportive of this new budget and he even called it marvelous -- which is a word you don't often hear when it comes to describing the budget. [laughter] It's a word you don't often hear generally.

-------

Its a word he doesn't hear generally in his SCoaMF administration. ZERO votes in the house is whats known as an  anti-marvelous budget. 

Posted by: Jimmah at April 04, 2012 08:34 AM (UpwlP)

230 Doesn't matter - most people in this country really, truly are too stupid to critically analyze the sitcoms they watch every evening, much less all that fancy-pants political stuff that they vaguely hear about in the LSM.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at April 04, 2012 08:34 AM (+inic)

231

"who buys 10 million dollar chandeliers? "

 

I don't know.  But I'm sure that the "Percent" they fall into with regards to American society is probably in the single digits...

Posted by: reason at April 04, 2012 08:34 AM (5npD/)

232 the same nasty partisan tone 'Marvelous' isn't even a partisan tone. It's some sort of nancy-pants personal taunt. By a sitting (to pee) President, no less.

Posted by: t-bird at April 04, 2012 08:35 AM (l/xhO)

233 Isn't Marv Ellis related to Phil Harmonic?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2012 08:35 AM (Af3Wg)

234 Romney now answering questions: http://tinyurl.com/7fjkxwt

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 04, 2012 08:35 AM (d6QMz)

235 The rioting after an Obama LOSS will be..._________________

I've even got black guys coming up to me at work asking how to get a Jersey FOID so they can buy a gun...(I'm the local gun nut).

...and it ain't so they can join the ObamaArmy.

Posted by: minuteman (formerly trainer) until Juggy is gone at April 04, 2012 08:35 AM (Rojyk)

236 There's a word you don't generally hear when describing this administration:  competent.

Posted by: toby928© at April 04, 2012 08:35 AM (GTbGH)

237 So the consensus is that I should be spending more time at the gun range.

Got it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 04, 2012 08:36 AM (8y9MW)

238 244There's a word you don't generally hear when describing this administration: competent.

Posted by: toby928© at April 04, 2012 12:35 PM (GTbGH)

 

 

I hear it all the time, but it's preceded by "in"

Posted by: model_1066 at April 04, 2012 08:36 AM (YbQJm)

239

- Chicago


- LA

- Oakland

- NYC?

- Detroit?

- Atlanta?

 

The way things are going right now, I'd say Sanford, FL, is a good bet. 

And don't forget Philadelphia.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 04, 2012 08:36 AM (4df7R)

240 He {Romney}says he's very supportive of this new budget and he even called it marvelous -- which is a word you don't often hear when it comes to describing the budget. [laughter] It's a word you don't often hear generally.

"Marvelous" never occupied such a place in the language.  It was just part of a joke, but only when pronounced "Mah-velous".  Barky shows, once again, that he doesn't know shit about American culture.  Of course, after having heard the guy misuse the word (?) "wee wee" with his alien "all wee wee'd up" (WTFFF) this is no surprise.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 04, 2012 08:37 AM (X3lox)

241 To hammer my point home, here is Stuie C's Obama version of Cee Lo's song. Take it away, Cee Lo... I see you swept into office by the voters I love And I'm like, FUCK YOU! Oo, oo, ooo! I guess the change and the hope just weren't enough And I'm like, FUCK YOU And FUCK THEM, too! I guess you would be richer if your job was still wit'cha Now, ain't that some shit? And now Pelosi is out I just stand here and shout, Hey, voters! FUCK YOU! Oo, oo, ooh I was only too willin to spend eight hundred billion But that didn't seem to make a dent You love the Tea Party but I'm more of a soiree A Kobe-eating President I pity the fool who gets elected by you (Oh shit they're spoiled brats) Well (Gave up on the Democrats) Ooo I got some news for you Yeah run and tell your Sarah and Glenn I see you swept into office by the voters I love And I'm like, FUCK YOU! Oo, oo, ooo! I guess the change and the hope just weren't enough And I'm like, FUCK YOU And FUCK THEM, too! I guess you would be richer if your job was still wit'cha Now, ain't that some shit? And now Pelosi is out I just stand here and shout, Hey, voters! FUCK YOU! Oo, oo, ooh Now I know that I had to borrow From China and your grandchildren Trying to keep ya, trying to please ya But unemployment is still pushing ten I pity the fool who gets elected by you (Oh shit they're spoiled brats) Well (Gave up on the Democrats) Ooo I got some news for you Yeah run and tell your Sarah and Glenn Now all you little voters, why you wanna hurt me so bad? (So bad, so bad, so bad) I thought you were sick and tired of W and his dad (His dad, his dad, his dad) Uh! Whyyyy? Uh! Whyyy?!? Uh! Whyyyy, people?!?!? Ooo, I'm the one -- oh! -- you waited for!!! OOOOO! I see you swept into office by the voters I love And I'm like, FUCK YOU! Oo, oo, ooo! I guess the change and the hope just weren't enough And I'm like, FUCK YOU And FUCK THEM, too! I guess you would be richer if your job was still wit'cha Now, ain't that some shit? And now Pelosi is out I just stand here and shout, Hey, voters! FUCK YOU! Oo, oo, ooh

Posted by: soothsayer at April 04, 2012 08:37 AM (jUytm)

242

243 The rioting after an Obama LOSS will be..._________________

-----

marvelous

I'll be waiting.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 04, 2012 08:37 AM (UpwlP)

243 244There's a word you don't generally hear when describing this administration: competent.
Posted by: toby928© at April 04, 2012 12:35 PM (GTbGH) I hear it all the time, but it's preceded by "in"

Huh.  Who knew that 'competent' was a place.
Michelle?  Michelle?  Did you know about this?  They're saying we're "in competent!"

Posted by: Barack Obama, SCOAMT at April 04, 2012 08:38 AM (8y9MW)

244

There's a word you don't commonly hear when describing this economy.

 

Improving.

Posted by: reason at April 04, 2012 08:38 AM (5npD/)

245 Gosh, do I love Romney. Gosh, gosh, gosh, do I love him. I used to think he was just a Romney retread. I used to think he didn't really have any convictions except the conviction to be President. But now I just love him! I do I do I do!! Somebody has to get rid of the BO. Did I say I love the name "Mitt"?

Posted by: Cricket at April 04, 2012 08:39 AM (DrC22)

246 244 There's a word you don't generally hear when describing this administration: competent.
 

Posted by: toby928© at April 04, 2012 12:35 PM (GTbGH)

 

Except when the description goes something like, "Gee, I wish this administration were even a little bit competent."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 04, 2012 08:39 AM (4df7R)

247 And don't forget Minneapolis...those scandis would probably put up with it, for a little while at least.   Milwaukee is up in the air.  Anybody tries that shit in places like Phoenix or Houston....they're fucked.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 04, 2012 08:39 AM (YbQJm)

248 >>I can't come up with 15 sure-fire (ooooooh!) places that would respond like that. I'm not thinking hard enough, probably.

I'll take the over.  Gary and East Chicago are technically two separate cities....

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 04, 2012 08:39 AM (ZKzrr)

249 Just me but I think more like:


Marvelous <=> the ghey


NTTATWWT

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 04, 2012 08:39 AM (i3+c5)

250 Detroit will not be burned down if Obama loses.
They've already bulldozed a good portion of it.

Firebreaks.

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 04, 2012 08:39 AM (Qxe/p)

251 My City is almost majority minority and had race riots as recently as 1967. I don't expect to flee or anything, but I will be watching the mood of the local O supporters when we get close to Election day.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2012 08:40 AM (HethX)

252 Anybody tries that shit in places like Phoenix or Houston....they're fucked.

I'm actually worried about Dallas.  The gangs are on an upswing again, and I can imagine them reacting violently.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 04, 2012 08:40 AM (8y9MW)

253 Posted by: reason at April 04, 2012 12:33 PM (5npD/) -------------------------------------- I take the "over" too on the burning cities deal. Added to the list: Milwaukee Newark Philadelphia Cincinnati Here's Wolf Blitzer on election night: "It is now official! More US cities have now burned for Barack Obama than they did for Martin Luther King! That means that Barack Obama will leave office as he entered it: Historically."

Posted by: Killjoy at April 04, 2012 08:40 AM (U/ftZ)

254 258 Detroit will not be burned down if Obama loses. They've already bulldozed a good portion of it.

Firebreaks.

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 04, 2012 12:39 PM (Qxe/p)

 

Good point. 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 04, 2012 08:41 AM (4df7R)

255 There's a word you don't commonly hear when describing this economy.
Improving. Posted by: reason

Oooh, were stocked high and deep with 'Improving.' How many do you want?

Posted by: Fed bureaucrats & The MSM [/i] at April 04, 2012 08:41 AM (JEpGb)

256 If Obama loses, people will be relieved that they don't have to carry his water anymore. He'll be regarded as President Dinkins -- a footnote in history; an experiment.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 04, 2012 08:42 AM (jUytm)

257

Aww, Heather's gonna go all TECHNICAL on number of cities burnt.

 

If that's how you're gonna play...

Posted by: reason at April 04, 2012 08:42 AM (5npD/)

258

263258 Detroit will not be burned down if Obama loses.
They've already bulldozed a good portion of it.
Firebreaks.
Posted by: jwb7605 at April 04, 2012 12:39 PM (Qxe/p)

Good point.

 

 

Nah, they'd let it burn and try to cash in on the insurance claim.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 04, 2012 08:42 AM (YbQJm)

259 I'll go out on a limb and guess that he hasn't heard the word marvelous since the lap dances he put on for uncle Frank.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 04, 2012 08:42 AM (UpwlP)

260 The rioting after an Obama LOSS will be..._________________
You fill in the blank



typical

Posted by: Berserker at April 04, 2012 08:43 AM (FMbng)

261 Boston isn't exactly known for it's minority populations.   but I wonder if the hipster douchebags who live there would feel a need to join in solidarity with their fellow leftist arsonists     in   Chicago, et al, by burning down the city.   They'd be late to the party, but hey, it's the THOUGHT that counts.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 04, 2012 08:43 AM (4df7R)

262 It isn't just Northern cities. Recall that black female who spewed all that Jeremiah Wright shit at me at the chemo hospital a few weeks ago.

So there has to be a racist black church around here indoctrinating local blacks with all this racist hate propaganda.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 08:43 AM (YdQQY)

263 >How do we ever lose to these idiots?


white guilt

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 04, 2012 08:44 AM (8sCoq)

264

If you're quoting Cee-Lo, you might want to include a "no homo" disclaimer.

 

Homo.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 04, 2012 08:44 AM (j9St3)

265

I'm sticking to my theory that Obama is operating from the assumption that he benefits if he can goad Mitt into saying something harsh about him in return. 

 

Now, I realize it might make us all feel good if Mitt were to say something along the lines of "Obama is a SCOAMF, and his mother smells of elderberries," but somewhere in the depth of the Romney campaign, they have polling data that shows that he risks looking like a mean, white guy if he does.

 

So Obama will escalate the attacks, and Romney will consistenty bat them away.  In the end, Obama will overplay his hand, just like each and every one of Romney's R opponents have done. 

 

I may not be Romney's biggest fan, but I do think this is smart strategy, and has been all along. 

Posted by: BurtTC at April 04, 2012 08:44 AM (TOk1P)

266 Detroit will not be burned down if Obama loses. They've already bulldozed a good portion of it. I don't know, I had a layover in Detroit and it looks like a lot of the city is growing over. All that vegetation might dry out and burn nicely in a dry November.

Posted by: t-bird at April 04, 2012 08:44 AM (l/xhO)

267 273> How do we ever lose to these idiots?


white guilt

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 04, 2012 12:44 PM (8sCoq)

 

 

Liberal vanity and/or idiocy.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 04, 2012 08:45 AM (YbQJm)

268 Nah, they'd let it burn and try to cash in on the insurance claim.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 04, 2012 12:42 PM (YbQJm)

----------------------



That would be a bad move. As I understand it insurance pays off current home value.  Most of Detroit can now be had for a few hundred dollars per house.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 08:45 AM (YdQQY)

269

Will San Fran burn?    Or will they let the criminals in Oakland take care of the   region's    requisite rioting?

 

What about Berkley?  Would anyone actually care if it burned to the ground?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 04, 2012 08:46 AM (4df7R)

270

 243 The rioting after an Obama LOSS will be..._________________

 

K street, Washington, D.C.

Posted by: WisRich at April 04, 2012 08:46 AM (hdpay)

271 Shit, Des Moines had racial mob violence two summers ago on the east side.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 04, 2012 08:46 AM (ZKzrr)

272 Nice rickroll, Ace

Posted by: soothsayer at April 04, 2012 08:46 AM (jUytm)

273 Some guy whose tongue doesn't fit in his mouth is on CNN talking about how great a speech this was. It's hard to watch for several reasons.

Posted by: Vermin at April 04, 2012 08:47 AM (wSc+u)

274 266
If Obama loses, people will be relieved that they don't have to carry his water anymore.

He'll be regarded as President Dinkins -- a footnote in history; an experiment.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 04, 2012 12:42 PM (jUytm)

 

 

God, I hope not....I want his presidency to be historic, for all the right reasons...beginning with my sincere hope that this will eventually destroy the democrat party and their media allies.  We can't just let them shrug and say 'oh well, we had good intentions'.....

Posted by: model_1066 at April 04, 2012 08:48 AM (YbQJm)

275 Will San Fran burn? It will be the OWS-tards doing stuff like that. I think they'll be doing far greater damage than the usual trash-a-Korean's-store rioting.

Posted by: t-bird at April 04, 2012 08:48 AM (l/xhO)

276

Callin' out around the world, are you ready for a brand new beat?
Summer's here and the time is right for riotin' in the street.
Riotin' in Chicago (riotin' in the street)
Down in New Orleans riotin' (riotin' in the street)
In New York City

All we need is music, sweet music,
There'll be music everywhere
There'll be swingin' swayin', and records playin,
Riotin' in the street

Oh it doesn't matter what you wear, just as long as you are there.
So come on every guy, grab a girl,
Everywhere, around the world

There'll be riotin', they're riotin' in the street.
This is an invitation, across the nation,
A chance for folks to meet.
There'll be laughin' singin', and music swingin'
Riotin' in the street

Philadelphia P.A., Baltimore and D.C now,
Can't forget the motor city,
All we need is music, sweet music
There'll be music everywhere
There'll be swingin' swayin', and records playin,
Riotin' in the street

Posted by: Martha and the Vandellas at April 04, 2012 08:49 AM (Hx5uv)

277 Marvelous...Old 7up commercial.
 http://preview.tinyurl.com/buynb8k

Posted by: sig at April 04, 2012 08:52 AM (0GV9m)

278 Looking at pictures of Detroit  is like watching that show "Life after people".

Posted by: Berserker at April 04, 2012 08:52 AM (FMbng)

279 The streets will be littered with the rotting bodies of women, children, and men of color. Only white Republican men (all of whom are rich) will survive, laughing hysterically and sardonically while walking around, relishing the sight of all these dead people. Bwahahahahaha.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 04, 2012 08:56 AM (21lBC)

280 ==typically, about half of all adults / potential voters do not vote for POTUS
they essentially vote " none of the above"

That half of all potential voters is also voting "all of the above".  

There is no opt-out.  Fight, or retreat and leave the fight to other people, whether they be allies or enemies. 

One could be retreating to focus on a different battlefield than national politics, but it doesn't change the essence of the available choices. 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 04, 2012 08:57 AM (sGtp+)

281 If you believe the rumors Barry is a more faaaaabulous sort of fellow

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 04, 2012 09:06 AM (1Jaio)

282

Truman- The Buck stops here.

Obama- The dough stops here.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 04, 2012 09:10 AM (O/onO)

283 that would be good if he actually had something to use to go down that route --- Yeah, he is not my first or second or third choice candidate, but he's better than Obama. He seems to be smarter, has *at least* as good credentials (probably better), has accomplished real things, and is not an ideologue on other side. I wish he were more conservative. (Or conservative, frankly, because he's really too Rockefeller Republican for my taste.) But in terms of solidifying to the base, he will do so on a couple of main things. Cease and desist demonizing any Republican who opposes him (it's simply not necessary and is insulting and reinforces that he is more comfortable attacking conservatives than he is attacking liberals) and make some concrete promises about how he will improve my life. It would also help if he dumped some of his more repulsive surrogates (I'm looking at you, John Sununu). But the positive case for Romney right now should play to the middle. He's competent, he's rational, he's focused on the important things.

Posted by: Y-not at April 04, 2012 09:13 AM (5H6zj)

284 Dude, "marvelous" doesn't make you "white", it makes you "gay".

Posted by: Greg Q at April 04, 2012 09:17 AM (/0a60)

285 He's competent, he's rational, he's focused on the important things.

Yep.  And spicy mustard really improves this shite sandwich.

Posted by: toby928© takes his optimism where he can find it at April 04, 2012 09:18 AM (GTbGH)

286 the whitest man in the world starring Paul Mooney

Posted by: X at April 04, 2012 09:30 AM (8Yc/9)

287 The "Most Dishonest, Demagogic, And Bitterly Partisan Speech" Of Obama's Presidency? Can't this pretty much be said of whatever O's latest speech is.

Posted by: Doodad Pro at April 04, 2012 09:51 AM (BB0/w)

288 ...their looser, more relatable candidate

I'm fluent in both jive and Austrian!

Posted by: Barky O'BenDoin', Preznint De Luxe at April 04, 2012 10:01 AM (Wqfrr)

289 "When he wasn't giving them tips on the appropriate way to cover him, he was disgracing himself."

Seems to me he just disgraced himself all around.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at April 04, 2012 10:40 AM (1rHeD)

290 Anybody tries that shit in places like Phoenix or Houston....they're fucked. South Houston (Sheila Jackass Lee's area) will probably burn, but we'll contain it.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at April 04, 2012 11:28 AM (UU0OF)

291 Mahvelous..Simply mahvaelous.

Posted by: Sam Deakins at April 04, 2012 12:50 PM (tKaCk)

292 He truly has no American in him.

Posted by: Effin ess o bee at April 04, 2012 03:20 PM (7U1Hj)

293 testing

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 06, 2012 12:10 PM (M0NzJ)

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