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January 13, 2012

"The Obamas," A Fake Love Story
— Ace

On Twitter, at least. Michelle Malkin and Jonah goofed on "Obama's" and "Michele's" Twitter accounts for passing sweet nothings, despite the fact they are acknowledged to be written by interns (except when they're signed with the principles' initials).

Unrelated, but this is pretty hot: A celebrity talks about secret lesbian parties in Hollywood. Rowwwr!

Thanks to @firsteamtommy.

Posted by: Ace at 08:17 AM | Comments (109)
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1 Every day brings a new horror to our civilization.

Posted by: toby928© at January 13, 2012 08:18 AM (GTbGH)

2 Were they the real inspiration behind the novel?

Posted by: Fox2! at January 13, 2012 08:18 AM (RJOgX)

Creepy.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 13, 2012 08:19 AM (XdlcF)

4 I'm gonna report you to ATTACKWATCH!

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2012 08:19 AM (7vSU0)

5 Oh Michele, I love it when you make a pretense of connecting with the seething masses!

Posted by: Random Inter -- Uh, B. Obama! at January 13, 2012 08:22 AM (RD7QR)

6 all the lesbo's she mentioned were fugly

Posted by: phoenixgirl....all in for perry at January 13, 2012 08:23 AM (mfbqu)

7 Yes Barack, it's important to connect to the little people in some way nonphysical way.

Posted by: Random Inter -- Uh,The FLOTUS! at January 13, 2012 08:23 AM (RD7QR)

8 Because touching them? Ew.

Posted by: Random Inter -- Uh,The FLOTUS! at January 13, 2012 08:24 AM (RD7QR)

9 You are an evil bastard for linking Rosie like that .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 13, 2012 08:24 AM (npr0X)

10 Uh, dearest one, millions of people can read this.

Posted by: Random Inter -- Uh, B. Obama! at January 13, 2012 08:25 AM (RD7QR)

11 I think this sounds like the kind of place fromaharrop would like.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2012 08:25 AM (loM0R)

12 But is this something?

Posted by: toby928© at January 13, 2012 08:25 AM (GTbGH)

13 Secret lesbian parties with her? Blech!

That was a dirty trick Ace.

Posted by: Big Al at January 13, 2012 08:25 AM (UWp/G)

14 Somebody, forget who, tweeted to the effect that it would be a great love story if Michelle Obama's twitter intern and Barack Obama's twitter intern met, fell in love, and got married. I think they were kidding, but I'm not sure.

I loves me some twitter for some much-needed laffs!

Posted by: Theresa at January 13, 2012 08:25 AM (ejSrN)

15 onyeah onyeah bite my pussay onyeah

Posted by: Rosie Onyeah at January 13, 2012 08:26 AM (xXhWA)

16 Michelle: jeez not so much teeth! Barack: hmmmfffmmffmslurp Michelle: oh yeah that's it baby suck it. Hey, play with my balls with your free hand.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 13, 2012 08:26 AM (Z9ymd)

17 Rosie O'Donnell at a lesbian party. My brain. The bleach it not working.

Posted by: lorien1973 at January 13, 2012 08:26 AM (usXZy)

18 Really, who gives a fuck? GOD you're spineless.

Posted by: Random Inter -- Uh,The FLOTUS! at January 13, 2012 08:27 AM (RD7QR)

19 13 Ace, you got me all worked up with the "secret lesbian parties" lede. Until I clicked on the link and realized... it's Rosie. Ugh. Posted by: chemjeff at January 13, 2012 12:25 PM (7FadD) lesbians like rosie should keep it a secret for the sake of everyone involved.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2012 08:27 AM (loM0R)

20 @BarackObama Where do I begin? To tell the story of how great a love can be.
The sweet love story that is older than the sea. The simple truth about the love he brings to me.

Oh, wait, that's copyrighted?

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Intern at January 13, 2012 08:27 AM (136wp)

21

Roawwwrr?

More like *bellow*

Posted by: imp at January 13, 2012 08:27 AM (UaxA0)

22 Obama's aiming to be fiscal conservative this time around. I hope they knock Obamacare down or at least the mandate because the mandate is the important part.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 13, 2012 08:28 AM (k04sq)

23 Michele, I AM THE PRESIDENT!

Posted by: B. Obama at January 13, 2012 08:29 AM (RD7QR)

24 22 Roawwwrr? More like *bellow* Posted by: imp at January 13, 2012 12:27 PM (UaxA0) i think "bray" is more likely.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2012 08:29 AM (loM0R)

25 @NYC AVIATION
Joran VanDer Sloot gets 28 yrs in prison for pleading guilty to killing woman to death in Peru

Off topic. Peru doesn't have the death penalty.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 13, 2012 08:30 AM (136wp)

26 Oh, like you're a big man. We both know who wears the dick in this marriage.

Posted by: The FLOTUS at January 13, 2012 08:30 AM (RD7QR)

27 shrek, shrek, i'm havin' an orgasm shrek!

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2012 08:30 AM (loM0R)

28 Rosie's not secret anymore lesbian parties, and the Obama's interns smooching.

I just vurped. (Vomit + bURP)

Posted by: CUS at January 13, 2012 08:31 AM (84pE9)

A post with both Michelle Obama and lesbian parties! I'm pretty sure that's a SOPA violation.

Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2012 08:31 AM (VndSC)

30 At Ace's place, blogger trolls you!

Posted by: DarkLord©, Rogue Commenter at January 13, 2012 08:32 AM (GBXon)

31 I am not sure which would be a bigger shock to a parent your son dating rosie or your daughter dating rosie.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2012 08:32 AM (loM0R)

32 Look, you know that I'm...open-minded.

Posted by: B. Obama at January 13, 2012 08:32 AM (RD7QR)

33 Oh, wait, that's copyrighted?

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Intern at January 13, 2012 12:27 PM (136wp)

Thief.

Posted by: Al Gore's Twitter Intern at January 13, 2012 08:33 AM (84pE9)

"...this is pretty hot."

Dick!

Posted by: DaChew at January 13, 2012 08:33 AM (vJUsG)

35 Oh is THAT what they call being a male ho these days. "Open-minded."

Posted by: The FLOTUS at January 13, 2012 08:34 AM (RD7QR)

36 rosie is just followin' sheriff joe's advice - gettin' some sin in the game.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2012 08:34 AM (loM0R)

37 The Obamas conduct their epic love affair through proxies. Did she get pregnant through proxies, too?

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 13, 2012 08:34 AM (DLhcm)

When I approve of his actions, he gets the reach-around.

That's love.

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Landing Strip at January 13, 2012 08:35 AM (vt5AI)

39 You suck. Rosie O'Donnell, Melissa Etheridge, and Ellen? Woohooo! (Surprise! A barely adult kid was there! And I'll bet she just decided to start going to those when she turned 18 right?)

Posted by: Equal Rights Amendment at January 13, 2012 08:35 AM (x7g7t)

40 I'm not the one who keeps saying "Take it all, bitch!"

Posted by: B. Obama at January 13, 2012 08:35 AM (RD7QR)

41
look at this killah quote by Mitt Romney that proves he's a heartless vulture:

"And yesterday, I held a fiscal summit where I pledged to cut the deficit in half by the end of my first term in office. My administration has also begun to go line by line through the federal budget in order to eliminate wasteful and ineffective programs."

It's obvious that Obama said it, not Romney. But what's the difference, really? Both of them greedy bastards who don't give a rip about firing people. Oh wait...

[from speech on 02/24/2009]

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2012 08:35 AM (G/zuv)

42 Joran VanDer Sloot gets 28 yrs in prison for pleading guilty to killing woman to death in Peru

Which is a worse crime than killing a woman to life I guess.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 13, 2012 08:36 AM (tf9Ne)

43 Did she get pregnant through proxies, too?

Wait. What have you heard?

Posted by: Obama's Turkey Baster. at January 13, 2012 08:36 AM (84pE9)

44 34 I am not sure which would be a bigger shock to a parent your son dating rosie or your daughter dating rosie.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2012 12:32 PM (loM0R)

Your transgender child?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 13, 2012 08:36 AM (136wp)

45 Every time posts a story like this or the one about the White House Halloween party with Depp and Chewie, I feel like he's trying to weed out commentators who can't follow the "lay off the Wookiee jokes" rule.

Posted by: shillelagh at January 13, 2012 08:37 AM (hRzu2)

46 The Obamas conduct their epic love affair through proxies. Did she get pregnant through proxies, too?

I'm tellin' ya, IVF.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 13, 2012 08:38 AM (ZKzrr)

47 Liza and Louise

Posted by: NOFX at January 13, 2012 08:38 AM (vt5AI)

48 Bo and Mooch have as some chemistry between them as Tom Cruise does with any one of his "wives".

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 13, 2012 08:38 AM (WnuGt)

49
That quote above is chock full of lies, too.

It ended with the biggest whopper of them all: "As you can imagine, this is a process that will take some time. But we have already identified $2 trillion in savings over the next decade. (Applause.)"

Yes, by all means, clap clap clap clap.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2012 08:38 AM (G/zuv)

50 48 Every time posts a story like this or the one about the White House Halloween party with Depp and Chewie, I feel like he's trying to weed out commentators who can't follow the "lay off the Wookiee jokes" rule. Posted by: shillelagh at January 13, 2012 12:37 PM (hRzu2) there is a rule about that? !@$%^&! If there are going to be rules I would appreciate it if you would post them somewhere.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2012 08:39 AM (loM0R)

51 >>>Joran VanDer Sloot gets 28 yrs in prison for pleading guilty to killing woman to death in Peru Off topic. Peru doesn't have the death penalty. But he will appeal to that International court who will reduce it to 20 years and he will be paroled in 15. While in prison he will be allowed conjugal visits. This is why I support the DP. Peru shd have never allowed the little shit into the country.

Posted by: mike at January 13, 2012 08:39 AM (WNvlG)

52 Joran VanDer Sloot gets 28 yrs in prison for pleading guilty to killing woman to death in Peru

Off topic. Peru doesn't have the death penalty.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 13, 2012 12:30 PM (136wp)

Killing woman to death, eh? That's a very thorough killing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 13, 2012 08:40 AM (4df7R)

53 Peruvian prisons make hellholes look luxurious. van der Sloot bill be hanging from a rafter within the year.

Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at January 13, 2012 08:40 AM (RD7QR)

54 I heard on the radio this morning that the Obamas are apparently looking into buying Katherine Hepburn's former mansion in CT. For 18 million dollars. One percent much?

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 13, 2012 08:40 AM (OWMIH)

55
Who can tell me how I feel? Who...what third person can tell me how I feel?

Posted by: Moochie Poochie Poo's Intern at January 13, 2012 08:40 AM (SgLsM)

56 O/T, would David Brooks please die in a fucking fire?
I'm not being hyperbolic. I really, truly wish he and all his ilk would die in a fire.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 13, 2012 08:41 AM (IoUF1)

57 Did she get pregnant through proxies, too?

Apparently by double-proxy if there's sons and neither of them knows about it.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2012 08:41 AM (tqwMN)

58 I am not sure which would be a bigger shock to a parent your son dating rosie or your daughter dating rosie.

I'm pretty sure the 'dating Rosie' part trumps all other considerations here.

Posted by: DarkLord©, Rogue Commenter at January 13, 2012 08:41 AM (GBXon)

59 You got me all excited with that Hollywood lesbian talk and now I find out we're talking about Rosie O!

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 13, 2012 08:42 AM (Hx5uv)

60 So why would Rosie O'Donnell be invited to a secret lesbian party?

There have got to be better looking lesbians in Hollywood.

It does explain why Wanda Sykes gets work, though.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 13, 2012 08:42 AM (T0NGe)

61 To socialists like SCOAMF, "savings" are tax hikes since tax cuts are "money spent from the budget" and "we can't afford to pay for more tax cuts"

Handouts however are "investments" and "stimulus"

I think I got it now

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2012 08:42 AM (Y+DPZ)

62 Expect this post and even Michelle Malkin to show up as the subject of an AttackWatch! post because they had the temerity to state that Barack and Michelle's Twitter romance isn't for real.

The suggestion that these posts are by the same intern isn't too far off either.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 13, 2012 08:42 AM (9hSKh)

Bo and Mooch have as some chemistry

I blame George Washington Carver.

Posted by: BO the Dog at January 13, 2012 08:42 AM (vt5AI)

64 60 O/T, would David Brooks please die in a fucking fire?
I'm not being hyperbolic. I really, truly wish he and all his ilk would die in a fire.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 13, 2012 12:41 PM (IoUF1)

What, don't I get to have fun?

Posted by: Barbed Cock of Satan at January 13, 2012 08:43 AM (136wp)

So why would Rosie O'Donnell be invited to a secret lesbian party?

Expressive Wrists?

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2012 08:43 AM (vt5AI)

66 People keep saying these prisons are hell holes, but its all relative. They have plenty of activities and with his money he will be able to bribe plenty of people for more.

Posted by: mike at January 13, 2012 08:43 AM (WNvlG)

67 I just sicked on my keyboard. No, about the twitter thing.

Posted by: SurferDoc at January 13, 2012 08:43 AM (6H6FZ)

68
"Is anyone better under Barack Obama?"

"Ya, I think investment bankers are better... they got bailed out."

Who said it? That shithead race-monger Cornel West.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2012 08:44 AM (G/zuv)

69 My wife and I were the inspiration behind Prizzi's Honor.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 13, 2012 08:44 AM (Hx5uv)

70 58 I heard on the radio this morning that the Obamas are apparently looking into buying Katherine Hepburn's former mansion in CT. For 18 million dollars. One percent much? Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 13, 2012 12:40 PM (OWMIH) how is he going to afford that place?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2012 08:45 AM (loM0R)

71 Off topic. Peru doesn't have the death penalty.

A pretty white boy in Peruvian prison is a death penalty.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 13, 2012 08:46 AM (tf9Ne)

72 Joran VanDer Sloot gets 28 yrs in prison for pleading guilty to killing woman to death in Peru Sounds Dutch. Can he kick?

Posted by: Ray Lewis at January 13, 2012 08:46 AM (FcR7P)

NOOOOOO!?

Posted by: Katherine Hepburn's Ghost at January 13, 2012 08:47 AM (vt5AI)

74
how is he going to afford that place?

The Farsi translation of Dreams From My Father?

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 13, 2012 08:47 AM (SgLsM)

Goes back to my rant on the previous thread! Is nothing these days private anymore? Next thing you know, they'll be 'leaking' out the Obama's love making schedule...Tuesdays - yes; Wednesday - no, Friday - maybe; Saturday - no way, it interferes with my golf...

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2012 08:47 AM (jZNCU)

76 how is he going to afford that place? No, how are we going to afford him that place. Ask not what your Obama can do for you...

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2012 08:49 AM (FcR7P)

77
how is he going to afford that place?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2012 12:45 PM (loM0R)

Soros.

Seriously, the Obama's think that they'll be the recipients of unending liberal cash and aren't even thinking of where it's coming from. They think Obama will get a million dollars a speech and rich libs will just shovel them money.

It'll be true to some extent but they have no idea how ruthless liberals can be to their failures. The only reason Clinton is still on the money train is that he is still useful, is viewed as a success and his wife is still in the game.

Just remember, on this upcoming MLK weekend that he still has a holiday and after Obama leaves office, it'll be "Barack, who?"

Posted by: AmishDude at January 13, 2012 08:49 AM (T0NGe)

78 Seventeen comments in, and a thread winner. *golf clap*

Posted by: Lone Marauder, pre-denounced for your convenience at January 13, 2012 08:50 AM (HzR5W)

79 The fucker know NO history, he makes shit up.

Actually, David Brooks' only academic credential is a history degree from U. Chicago.

Seriously. Nothing else.

This is why I say "kill the humanities". We do not need people who can't do calculus having outsized voices in our public conversations.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 13, 2012 08:51 AM (T0NGe)

80 So they gave Zero a Twitter account. More fun for the world's oldest teenager.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at January 13, 2012 08:53 AM (YmPwQ)

81 74 Â— Soros. And I'm sure another land deal along the lines of the Rezko one....

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 13, 2012 08:54 AM (OWMIH)

82 This is why I say "kill the humanities". We do not need people who can't do calculus having outsized voices in our public conversations. Just require high school calculus for college. That'll kill off vast swaths of liberal majors.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2012 08:54 AM (FcR7P)

83 She has a big dick. FML

Posted by: Bo the 'water dog' at January 13, 2012 08:55 AM (6I7yJ)

84
Baby,

Valerie just made me laugh and I peed a little.

Moochie

Posted by: Moochie Poochie Poo at January 13, 2012 08:55 AM (SgLsM)

85 66 Expect this post and even Michelle Malkin to show up as the subject of an AttackWatch! post because they had the temerity to state that Barack and Michelle's Twitter romance isn't for real.

The suggestion that these posts are by the same intern isn't too far off either.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 13, 2012 12:42 PM (9hSKh)

Well if they are watching or reading or simply pounding their sycophantic, shriveled dicks to this post; let me be the first to say...BITE ME you crony, loser, hacks!

And Obama is a SCOAMF.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 13, 2012 08:57 AM (8ieXv)

86 Seriously, the Obama's think that they'll be the recipients of unending liberal cash and aren't even thinking of where it's coming from. They think Obama will get a million dollars a speech and rich libs will just shovel them money. It'll be true to some extent but they have no idea how ruthless liberals can be to their failures. The only reason Clinton is still on the money train is that he is still useful, is viewed as a success and his wife is still in the game. Posted by: AmishDude at January 13, 2012 12:49 PM (T0NGe) I see the soros thing happening. I think zero needs to understand that his greatest leverage with his liberal friends is before he gets out of office. He should have negotiated a deal and agreed not to run because I believe he will not be revered or admired like clinton but reviled like carter. No one wants to hear anything he has to say about anything. Love him or hate him clinton is smart - relative to zero he is an effin' genius. no one is going to pay hundreds of thousands to hear zero read nonsense off of a teleprompter. his traditional chicago constituency and race baiters do not have the deep pockets to keep him in the style to which he has become accustomed. It is going to be great fun watching him after he gets out on his own again.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2012 08:57 AM (loM0R)

87 You just know they each call their own name out while sucumbing to the throes of passion.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2012 08:57 AM (4q5tP)

88 74 58 I heard on the radio this morning that the Obamas are apparently looking into buying Katherine Hepburn's former mansion in CT. For 18 million dollars. One percent much?
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 13, 2012 12:40 PM (OWMIH)

how is he going to afford that place? Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2012 12:45 PM

One convicted billionaire pardon, coming up!

Posted by: Eric Holder at January 13, 2012 08:58 AM (Y+DPZ)

... So now I'm praying for the end of time,

to hurry up and arrive.

'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you,

I don't think that I could survive.

The Obamas love songs, mixtape cut #7.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2012 09:03 AM (4q5tP)

90 86 The fucker know NO history, he makes shit up. Actually, David Brooks' only academic credential is a history degree from U. Chicago. Seriously. Nothing else. This is why I say "kill the humanities". We do not need people who can't do calculus having outsized voices in our public conversations. Posted by: AmishDude at January 13, 2012 12:51 PM (T0NGe) I am not planning on stalking you all afternoon and agreeing wit everything you type. There was a point where a liberal arts degree was useful and made sense. That time was before grade inflation, affirmative action considerations in admissions, and including any crap in the curriculum instead of a curriculum based on western culture. Anyone could get a better education on their own with a pile of books and a few good internet blogs than they will get from a liberal arts degree in almost any school today.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2012 09:04 AM (loM0R)

91 I live about 20 minutes from Old Saybrook and am familiar with Kate's old digs. There's a public 9 hole track that's within a few hundred yards of the place. First, the local papers seemed to quash the rumor a week ago. Second, I'm not sure how it would work from a security standpoint. When Kate lived there, people left her alone, accepting her as another local. Hell, she would even ride her bike into downtown in her younger days. An ex-president, never mind an attention whore like the SCOAMT would be a nightmare. It's not like the place is some walled off compound. Furthermore, the town is a pain to get around in under normal circumstances. Toss in a motorcade with secret service and the locals will be holding rituals to raise Kate from her grave.

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at January 13, 2012 09:06 AM (3q9T2)

92 how is he going to afford that place? Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2012 12:45 PM One convicted billionaire pardon, coming up! Posted by: Eric Holder at January 13, 2012 12:58 PM (Y+DPZ) almost another keyboard right there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2012 09:06 AM (loM0R)

93 Michelle Malkin and Jonah goofed on "Obama's" and "Michele's" Twitter accounts for passing sweet nothings...

Who said we were passing out sweets? Who? Out with it!

Posted by: Scowlly McScolderson, FLOTUS at January 13, 2012 09:07 AM (UzjcV)

94 Is Rosie by any chance a wannabe Pittsburg Steelers cheerleader?

Posted by: Riding Through The Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 13, 2012 09:29 AM (YAKyi)

95 Secret Lesbian parties. Yeah that makes sense. Lesbians like pizza rolls and beer like everybody else and they probably like to make fajitas on a gas grill on deck while everyone stands around listening to the radio too.

Posted by: cackfinger at January 13, 2012 09:30 AM (a9mQu)

96 They are so in love she can't wait 4 fucking hours to ride in the same 747 with him to Martha's Vinyard

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at January 13, 2012 09:42 AM (UU0OF)

97 how is he going to afford that place? Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2012 12:45 PM

Put the mansion house cottage in the MIL's name and then come see me about a reverse mortgage. Easy Peasy.

Posted by: Celebrity Spokesperson Robert Wagner at January 13, 2012 09:42 AM (4q5tP)

98 106 how is he going to afford that place? Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2012 12:45 PM Put the mansion house cottage in the MIL's name and then come see me about a reverse mortgage. Easy Peasy. Posted by: Celebrity Spokesperson Robert Wagner at January 13, 2012 01:42 PM (4q5tP) that is funny. then they can take their yacht out with you and walken for a little cruise and see who comes home?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2012 09:48 AM (loM0R)

99 "a celebrity" Ha!!!! Yeah, I bit! Celebrity, NOT! Litte fat tank, yes!! I will have to be more careful about the links that I follow from now on .... maybe that "Rowwwr" should have warned me of the MAJOR letdown ahead!

Posted by: Errol at January 13, 2012 09:50 AM (vewos)

100 My take on Moochillin's Tweeting:

Barry's Beard Bleats Blah-bah-blah-bah-blah....

First Twat Tweets Twaddle

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at January 13, 2012 09:58 AM (kXoT0)

101 #40 asks "The Obamas conduct their epic love affair through proxies. Did she get pregnant through proxies, too?"
------------------------------------------------------------

No, that was the turkey baster method traditionally used by the LBGT crowd.

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at January 13, 2012 10:03 AM (kXoT0)

102 despite the fact they are acknowledged to be written by interns There is no possible way given Michelle's sunny disposition that this will backfire.

Posted by: The Terminally Boned at January 13, 2012 10:36 AM (+6ZZN)

103 Saw a supermarket tabloid headline that said if 0 loses moochie gets the boot and a $100 mil.

Posted by: marinetbryant at January 13, 2012 10:43 AM (eJMmL)

104 A nekid picture of Rosie to look at whenever you're hungry. It'll make you sick to your stomach, alleviating the desire to eat. You may actually experience the sudden urge to run...away...quickly.

Posted by: Rosie Odungnell Weight Loss Pogram at January 13, 2012 11:13 AM (BHM5V)

105 Ace. You're a shit. That's worse than being Rick-rolled.

Posted by: NukemHill at January 13, 2012 11:29 AM (7WLzC)

106
Those lesbian parties? not so secret any more...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at January 13, 2012 11:43 AM (1hM1d)

107 People got an email about MO's 48th birthday. They want good wishes and contributions. When they were first running though I remember reading the story about her already being in the law firm and being three years older than him and he having the nerve to ask her out on a date and for ice cream. She's definitely older than him so I guess she's being like most women and lying about her age.

Posted by: hey at January 13, 2012 02:37 PM (oZfic)

108 Next time give a Rosie warning. Yecchh.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at January 13, 2012 07:06 PM (+XVQe)

109 dude! rosie, ....yuck

Posted by: smq at January 14, 2012 07:07 AM (gL9n0)

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