August 18, 2012

The Spinal Tapization (take that Toure) of Obama 2012
— Jack M.

Ha ha ha ha haaa! Hee! Bwah-ha-ha hah hah!

Wait...let me catch my breath....

Ha Ha Ha HAAAAAAAA!!!!

PICKET:Obama camp - We are intentionally limiting crowd size at rallies.

Bwah-ha-snort-chuckle-ho-ho-hee-haaaaaaa!

I fully expect @davidaxelrod to tweet tomorrow that Obama isn't shedding voters, the President's appeal "is simply becoming more selective."

I will give Obama 2012 credit for one thing tho: small crowds or not, they are funnier than Saturday Night Live.

Oh, and hi morons. Been a long time.

Posted by: Jack M. at 08:13 PM | Comments (252)
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1 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 18, 2012 08:16 PM (6o4Fb)

2 Holy f'k, Jack M.!

Welcome back.

Posted by: AD at August 18, 2012 08:19 PM (aDCeJ)

3 blame disintegration!

Posted by: derit at August 18, 2012 08:19 PM (ruiF1)

4 Jack M come on down.....

yeah champ and your voting bloc too....


Posted by: sven10077 at August 18, 2012 08:20 PM (LRFds)

5 heh!

Our crowds need to be selected!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 18, 2012 08:20 PM (Q/1Jp)

6 JACK! Great to see you, how ya been? Long time no see! Great post, remind me of old times! ... (Who's Jack?)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 18, 2012 08:20 PM (bxiXv)

7 Cast your Kernel at the Iowa Fair is holding steady at a 12 point margin for Romney. In 2008, Obama won the Kernel count by 2%, and the Iowa vote in the election by 9%. So that's a 7% GOP margin in Cast your Kernel.  If history repeats, Romney wins Iowa by 5%.

Posted by: Cornfed at August 18, 2012 08:21 PM (HpTyI)

8

ROFL! 

 

They probably couldn't afford to hire all of the paralegals they'd need to take care of medical emergencies.

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 18, 2012 08:22 PM (oLgLE)

9 (Who's Jack?) Posted by: Merovign

He is Ace's Hollywood connection, the proctologist to the stars.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 18, 2012 08:23 PM (Q/1Jp)

10 sheesh...fuck this...see you on the dark side of teh moon

Posted by: Pink Floyd at August 18, 2012 08:23 PM (+CE+e)

11 Hmmm, I've no idea why para  legals showed up that way in my post.  Sorry if it messes things up. 

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 18, 2012 08:24 PM (oLgLE)

12 that's exactly what I said when I ran Newsweek

Posted by: John Meacham at August 18, 2012 08:24 PM (srIqv)

13 They can't hold large events--it would take too long to strip-search all the heavily-armed Chick-fil-A haters seeking to do harm to our messiah.

Posted by: Scobface at August 18, 2012 08:24 PM (IoNBC)

14

Thanks AD.

I'm nobody, Merovign. Just a guy who writes epic poems, crushes on Suzanne Sena, has the keys to this place, and can't wait until Nov. 6.

That's all.

Posted by: Jack M. at August 18, 2012 08:24 PM (ZXOR3)

15 As long as the puppet show gets top billing.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at August 18, 2012 08:25 PM (Gk3SS)

16 Yet another sign that is it kind of over for Obama at this point. Just waiting for reality to catch up. This on top of an entire campaign that seems to be based on getting Mitt Romney to release 8 more years of his taxes. No wonder Hilary is staying quiet and didn't wanna hop on the fail train. Elections are so hard when you can't disqualify your opponents, get sealed marriage records leaked to the media, or actually have an opponent who wants to win.

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 18, 2012 08:25 PM (MkgGw)

17 Quoting aides in the Picket column: "The reason is to allow the president to better connect with supporters, aides say."

I thought Mr Prezzy Pants made multiple rally-goers swoon at his melodious voice.

Maybe the aides are talking about Jug Ears punching his supporters?  Either that or someone better tell Moochelle that he's flirting with the fans again.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 18, 2012 08:25 PM (CLkAH)

18 forget the minions

Posted by: K.A.R.P. at August 18, 2012 08:26 PM (+CE+e)

19 Seriously, this has "preference cascade" written all over it.

Posted by: Scobface at August 18, 2012 08:27 PM (IoNBC)

20 Elections are so hard when you can't disqualify your opponents, get sealed marriage records leaked to the media, or actually have an opponent who wants to win.

Yeah I have kinda wondered why Obama just hasn't leaked Romney's tax returns already

Posted by: chemjeff at August 18, 2012 08:28 PM (d/5qf)

21 Quoting derit: "blame disintegration!"

Disintegration is a tactic by Rethuglicans! ~ Obama faint victim.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 18, 2012 08:28 PM (CLkAH)

22 There will be no epic poetry.

Guarantees were given, Jack.

Some of us have been here THAT long.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 18, 2012 08:28 PM (B9nls)

23 Great, now hopefully Obama will say he wants to "spend more quality time with the family."

Posted by: John the Libertarian at August 18, 2012 08:29 PM (u2SdM)

24
20

I am thinking it is because they want it to seem like more then it is, hence the "Romney committed a felony!!" bull shit. They leak it and its all tempest in a tea pot forgotten in 2 days by everyone but Kos and MSNBC. 

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 18, 2012 08:30 PM (MkgGw)

25 Quoting John the Libertarian: "Great, now hopefully Obama will say he wants to "spend more quality time with the family."

Hey, I'd settle for an announcement that he wants to spend more quality time with his golf game.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 18, 2012 08:31 PM (CLkAH)

26 Yeah - we limit our new concert tour to small...er, elite crowds of our many many fans in Smogfuck NM, Payson, AZ, Chico and Eureka CA, Grants Pass OR, and finnally our homecoming in the world famous Doheny Saloon in Dana Point CA - TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE!

Posted by: Rage Against The (soda) Machine at August 18, 2012 08:31 PM (+CE+e)

27 20 CJ

If you find out that the IRS or your tax preparer has disclosed your tax information without your consent, you may bring a civil lawsuit for damages. The IRS has steep penalties against tax preparers who disclose tax return information without your permission. Your tax preparer cannot release your confidential tax information to anyone without your explicit permission. If your tax preparer asks you if it is OK for him to share your information with third-parties, it is your right to say No.

Choom would wind up owing Mitt about 750,000 as the damages are based on the amounts in play, he would also face prison of 2-7 years.

I am not even allowed to discuss a return with the IRS on behalf of a client if the client chooses "no".

We threw a goddamned revolution over 5% taxation for God's sakes...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 18, 2012 08:31 PM (LRFds)

28

From the article: ”Big rallies are expensive, especially given the logistical and security challenges for a president as opposed to a mere United States senator. "

___________________________

The donks are suddenly worried about expenses? Well, that's a first for them.

Posted by: Donna V. at August 18, 2012 08:32 PM (EflcN)

29 28 Donna V.

Yeah Bark has been really careful to tell the SS to use 85 octane for the Limo....

"pinch pinch pinch them pennies"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 18, 2012 08:34 PM (LRFds)

30 In my second campaign, the cost of styrofoam columns will necessarily skyrocket.

Posted by: Barkie O'Cornhole at August 18, 2012 08:35 PM (IoNBC)

31
28

Gotta save money, convention coming up and those pillars cost quite a bit.

Posted by: DNC at August 18, 2012 08:35 PM (MkgGw)

32 Greetings, Jack M

Posted by: eman at August 18, 2012 08:35 PM (u3Rkr)

33 Or maybe it's the ever rising cost of Baden's babysitters.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 18, 2012 08:35 PM (kqGWM)

34 Quoting Donna: "The donks are suddenly worried about expenses? Well, that's a first for them."

Maybe they're trying to show how thrifty the prez is?

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 18, 2012 08:35 PM (CLkAH)

35

We threw a goddamned revolution over 5% taxation for God's sakes...

 

Thos were the days, my friend.

Posted by: sunny-dee at August 18, 2012 08:36 PM (9r6qC)

36 All Animals are Equal, but some are more Equal than Others!

Posted by: navybrat at August 18, 2012 08:36 PM (lxFdr)

37 I think besides the legality of releasing the tax returns, Obama and the Dems don't want people to see the amounts (or percentages) that Romney has contributed to charity!  Because no one else in this administration has gone to jail for anything, why should releasing tax returns be different? 

Releasing his opponents personal and confidential information without being prosecuted for it?  Obama has an Executive Order for that!

Posted by: Hrothgar unhinged for Romney/Ryan 2012 at August 18, 2012 08:36 PM (Cnqmv)

38 Great to have you back, Jack! No, not you. We named the monkey Jack. Sorry. I had the right not to do that, but I did not have the ability.

Posted by: Whoever this is, it's definitely not Michael at August 18, 2012 08:37 PM (qA5G4)

39 Quoting sven: "We threw a goddamned revolution over 5% taxation for God's sakes..."

We did that because we were being taxed without representation...oh...never mind.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 18, 2012 08:38 PM (CLkAH)

40 35 comments and this is the first one to mention Suzanne Sena? How low we have sunk.

Posted by: eman at August 18, 2012 08:38 PM (u3Rkr)

41 If you find out that the IRS or your tax preparer has disclosed your tax
information without your consent, you may bring a civil lawsuit for
damages.


You would think that they could find a patsy willing to take the fall for leaking the documents to the press.

I think this is their strategy for an October Surprise.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 18, 2012 08:39 PM (d/5qf)

42 We did that because we were being taxed without representation...oh...never mind.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 19, 2012 12:38 AM (CLkAH)


I think Franklin said, if you don't like taxation without representation, just wait until you get taxation WITH representation!

Posted by: Hrothgar unhinged for Romney/Ryan 2012 at August 18, 2012 08:39 PM (Cnqmv)

43

To be fair, eman, I did mention the loverly and talented Ms. Sena in comment 14.

Andrew Breitbart would've read that comment. That's all I'm sayin'.

Posted by: Jack M. at August 18, 2012 08:40 PM (ZXOR3)

44 crushes on Suzanne Sena, Posted by: Jack M. at August 19, 2012 12:24 AM (ZXOR3) That's right, you missed Cake Girl. (I remember, just teasing!)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 18, 2012 08:40 PM (bxiXv)

45 Quoting Hrothgar: "I think Franklin said, if you don't like taxation without representation, just wait until you get taxation WITH representation!"

A very wise man, that Franklin.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 18, 2012 08:41 PM (CLkAH)

46 I am thinking it is because they want it to seem like more then it is, hence the "Romney committed a felony!!" bull shit. They leak it and its all tempest in a tea pot forgotten in 2 days by everyone but Kos and MSNBC.

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 19, 2012 12:30 AM (MkgGw)


After, they've already pushed the "Romney committed a" line, after they've already aired ads accusing him of killing a guy's wife, I'm really curious if they understand the concept of keeping some power dry.  By the time we get a few more weeks of these ads, Romney might actually be able to release his taxes, have something bad there, and face little damage just because the Dems have already accused him of so much worse.

If you find out that the IRS or your tax preparer has disclosed your tax information without your consent, you may bring a civil lawsuit for damages.

This is true.  However, it's also a crime for someone at a university to leak your grades without your consent.  The repercussions of doing this to Bush or other Republicans have so far been nil.

Posted by: AD at August 18, 2012 08:41 PM (aDCeJ)

47 Maybe Mitt deducted the expenses for special glasses that prevent unwanted emission of cancer rays?

Posted by: eman at August 18, 2012 08:41 PM (u3Rkr)

48 Jack M. ...

Jack 'em.

I totally get your name now!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 18, 2012 08:41 PM (Q/1Jp)

49 That old 5% revolution was cheaper 'cause it wasn't televised.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 18, 2012 08:41 PM (kqGWM)

50 Splendid! So glad that our gatherings will finally be free of the dreadful hoi polloi riffraf, and consist only of persons of quality. Black-tie affairs at the yacht club once more!

Posted by: T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII at August 18, 2012 08:41 PM (k4bdL)

51 I think the Biden stuff is a sign of preference cascade. It isn't like suddenly he got stupid or people suddenly realized it. But suddenly, it matters.

Posted by: Golan Globus at August 18, 2012 08:42 PM (/1U3u)

52 Quoting Walter Freeman: "That old 5% revolution was cheaper 'cause it wasn't televised."

It was also cheaper because it wasn't subsidized by the government.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 18, 2012 08:43 PM (CLkAH)

53 Posted by: Mr_Write at August 19, 2012 12:41 AM (CLkAH)

Just think of the moral and intellectual character of the Founders, compare them to todays crop of whining venal spineless politicians, and weep for our country!

Posted by: Hrothgar unhinged for Romney/Ryan 2012 at August 18, 2012 08:43 PM (Cnqmv)

54 To be fair, eman, I did mention the loverly and talented Ms. Sena in comment 14. Andrew Breitbart would've read that comment. That's all I'm sayin'. Posted by: Jack M. at August 19, 2012 12:40 AM (ZXOR3) Apologies to all. I missed it. Actually, I feel much better now.

Posted by: eman at August 18, 2012 08:43 PM (u3Rkr)

55 37 Hrothgar,

You know me well enough to know I am not a Mitt Fanboy right?

You know how enraged and how mouthy the moron horde could be with cites about Obama's record right?

Mitt is required by his faith to do good works beyond his tithe.  It would not shock me if 15 cents of ever buck Mitt makes goes to charity.  Mitt has always struck me as a Michael Keaton like Bruce Wayne about money.

Remember?

"write 'em a check"

Bark donated less than 1% before going to I think IIRC 5% the year he ran.  Bark already has the Catholics and the Jews pissed.  Yeah bark be sure to press in on another "other" religion because it is "easy" for you.

Plus the Bark "smirk" card is just about at its limit.  Meaning I think he would hand Mitt the tool to destroy him.  Mitt gets to give a lecture on wealth its proper role its proper use.  He has Corzine and the disparate treatment to discuss, the fact he has been in a blind trust for years, the massive gain Barack's trust has made.

No there is no way barack can win by leaking.

My dad would have a coronary on the spot just from the rage he's feel and he is not alone in that anger and a lot of the guys I know who'd be as mad are UAW guys.

I *almost* hope Brack does do it.  No fooling.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 18, 2012 08:43 PM (LRFds)

56 Quoting #50: "Splendid! So glad that our gatherings will finally be free of the dreadful hoi polloi riffraf, and consist only of persons of quality. Black-tie affairs at the yacht club once more!"

Um, you must have come to the wrong gathering.  You wanna go to the next one over.  We don't do black ties here, buddy.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 18, 2012 08:45 PM (CLkAH)

57 They found the Obama staffer in charge of "limiting crowd sizes. Picture at the link. https://twitter.com/VRWCTexan/status/237030093820669952

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 18, 2012 08:45 PM (d9tUw)

58 The Biden thing matters 'cause it shows how the majority of America once said: "Oh hey! How responsible of that nice black fella to pick an elder statesman like Baden!" And now they're all backing off 'cause they finally noticed the guy's a fuckin' loon. Drunk weird uncle at Thanksgiving sorta nonsense.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 18, 2012 08:45 PM (kqGWM)

59 46 AD,

I agree this goes back to the "two rules days are done"....

I dare them to try it, it is part of why I found serenity when I wargamed what Mitt was doing in picking Ryan the other night and went 5000 word nuts.

Mitt's got this he is a genius.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 18, 2012 08:45 PM (LRFds)

60 OK, I just googled Suzanne Sena. Nice. Very nice.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 18, 2012 08:46 PM (5J54Q)

61

<i>That's right, you missed Cake Girl.</i>

Let's just say I've spent A LOT of time playing Diablo 3.

Coincidence?

I can say no more.

Posted by: Jack M. at August 18, 2012 08:46 PM (ZXOR3)

62 58 WF,

Barack likes having idiot whites around ask his press secretary or henchman

Posted by: sven10077 at August 18, 2012 08:46 PM (LRFds)

63

Well, hell, if they are worried about the costs of security, why can't Rahm's new best buddy Farrakan send over a platoon of Muslim Brotherhood guys? The New Black Panthers could get into the act too - warm 'em up for when they're patrolling the polls in Philly in November.

The left misses the '60's so much, let's have "Altamont II." I wouldn't mind seeing thugs beat up smelly hippies again.

Posted by: Donna V. at August 18, 2012 08:46 PM (EflcN)

64
46

Thats why it smells like desperation to me. You save the crazy shit for a week before the election and here they are pushing it a little less then 3 months from the election and before the conventions either. Also it would appear that the attempts to brand Ryan early are going down in flames.

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 18, 2012 08:46 PM (MkgGw)

65 okay, time for bed.

good night all

and welcome back Jack M, try to stick around this time, we need all hands on deck to push SCOAMF out of here

Posted by: chemjeff at August 18, 2012 08:47 PM (d/5qf)

66 I fully expect @davidaxelrod to tweet tomorrow that Obama isn't shedding voters, the President's appeal "is simply becoming more selective." ====== If by "more selective", Axelnimrod means "no one wants to select us".

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 18, 2012 08:47 PM (5J54Q)

67 Posted by: sven10077 at August 19, 2012 12:43 AM (LRFds)

Even if his religion required it, the fact that he does contribute personally to charities is a major rebuke to the liberals, because they all want to regulate how YOU contribute to organized criminal government programs that dole out aid, but never seem to step up to the plate and contribute themselves.

Posted by: Hrothgar unhinged for Romney/Ryan 2012 at August 18, 2012 08:48 PM (Cnqmv)

68 Quoting Hrothgar: "Just think of the moral and intellectual character of the Founders, compare them to todays crop of whining venal spineless politicians, and weep for our country!"

Let the other side weep.  I'm to angry to do that.  I'm like that fellow that H.L Menken was talking about with this quote: "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

Figuratively, of course.


Posted by: Mr_Write at August 18, 2012 08:48 PM (CLkAH)

69 We're funnier than SNL too.

Posted by: the black death and mild spanish tummy killing millions of Europeans at August 18, 2012 08:49 PM (vDl/w)

70

Harking back to a couple posts ago...

I'm seeing Voluble being examined in court, as a hostile witness, by Barky O'scoobysnaks.

BO: Did you order the Code Red?

V: You're damn right I ordered the Code Red! You see, deep in your heart of hearts, in places that you don't want to go, you know you want me on the job, you need me on the job, you can't survive without me on the job...

Somebody want to write that up?

Posted by: NewEnglandDevil at August 18, 2012 08:49 PM (tXvH1)

71

To cut costs they're using the paper mache' Temple of Apollo set from the original Star Trek episode.

Posted by: Worship Me, Earthlings! at August 18, 2012 08:49 PM (YQHqe)

72 Biden is a keen reminder of the Great Mistake of 08. If you have done something stupid, time can make the memory fade; it won't bug you so much. The last thing you want is some asshole reminding you of your greatest blunder. Please let us have Biden speak at the GOP convention. He'll do it. We just have to sneak him away from his guards.

Posted by: eman at August 18, 2012 08:51 PM (u3Rkr)

73 Preference cascade? Hell, I'm old school. It's called a Tipping Point. That's how I roll.

Posted by: John the Libertarian at August 18, 2012 08:51 PM (u2SdM)

74 Quoting Worship Me, Earthlings!: "To cut costs they're using the paper mache' Temple of Apollo set from the original Star Trek episode."

And they're using Tribbles to simulate fainting supporters.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 18, 2012 08:51 PM (CLkAH)

75 Posted by: Mr_Write at August 19, 2012 12:48 AM (CLkAH)

Oh I want the other side to weep, but we have an inordinate amount of deadwood to clear away to ensure that they weep sufficiently!

Posted by: Hrothgar unhinged for Romney/Ryan 2012 at August 18, 2012 08:52 PM (Cnqmv)

76 Obama says he wants small crowd sizes because of security costs. The Romney campaign reimburses the cities for security costs. But Obama doesn't. http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/newport-beach-bills-obama-and-romney-for-fundraiser-security/ Why is Obama so worried about security costs his campaign isn't even paying? And since when is a politician going to prefer small photo ops to big, successful-looking photo ops? Even if it is expensive, it's a good use of campaign dollars. Obama's excuse doesn't add up.

Posted by: Daryl Herbert at August 18, 2012 08:52 PM (7dSSk)

77 71 Best episode evah. That, and the hawt girl in the purple who kept saying, "I am for you, James T. Kirk."

Posted by: John the Libertarian at August 18, 2012 08:52 PM (u2SdM)

78
"Romney crowds are overwhelmingly white compared with the more diverse Obama audiences, and older voters generally outnumber younger supporters."

NYT




Romney crowd - "white"

Obama crowd - "diverse"

Oh, you crazy 4th Estate kids....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 18, 2012 08:53 PM (kdS6q)

79 Thats why it smells like desperation to me. You save the crazy shit for a week before the election and here they are pushing it a little less then 3 months from the election and before the conventions either.

When you have to beg your opponent to give you some dirt, you're doing it wrong.

You can see the diminishing returns in action.  Harry Reid made a charge, got a bunch of press.  Now Obama's team made this offer and Obama made the claim that Romney would only pay 1% in taxes under Ryan's plan.  Result?  Nobody cares.

Posted by: AD at August 18, 2012 08:54 PM (aDCeJ)

80 Quoting Worship Me, Earthlings!: "To cut costs they're using the paper mache' Temple of Apollo set from the original Star Trek episode."

And they're using Tribbles to simulate fainting supporters.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 19, 2012 12:51 AM (CLkAH)

 

------

I have other uses for tribbles. You don't want to know, believe me.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 18, 2012 08:54 PM (YQHqe)

81 76 DH,

he wants a smaller voting pool....

go to hotair there is a vid of Nanny....

she seems almost sedate.....

I mean literally medicated.

Trying to play the "I always cooperated with Bush" card....

another tip of the hand they may all feel the wave building.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 18, 2012 08:54 PM (LRFds)

82 I meant to do that.

Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at August 18, 2012 08:55 PM (dZvHt)

83 78 LDC,

one big difference....Granny will vote come hell or highwater.

Nah I can feel it he is hiding because he knows he is boxed in.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 18, 2012 08:56 PM (LRFds)

84 fnord

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 18, 2012 08:56 PM (xKC/c)

85 The Obama Campaign stupid dial goes to 11.

Posted by: eman at August 18, 2012 08:58 PM (u3Rkr)

86 Still on Suzanne Sienna? Holy crap dood move on!  :-)

Posted by: Bosk at August 18, 2012 08:58 PM (kEIyO)

87 Please let us have Biden speak at the GOP convention. He'll do it. We just have to sneak him away from his guards.

Posted by: eman at August 19, 2012 12:51 AM (u3Rkr)

__________________________________

While that would be lovely, we'll have to settle for the fact that the Biden clown show is touring again next week. He's going to Michigan and Minnesota. So he'll probably start his speech by saying "Hello, Montana!"

Posted by: Donna V. at August 18, 2012 08:58 PM (EflcN)

88 73 Preference cascade? Hell, I'm old school. It's called a Tipping Point. That's how I roll. Yeah. Tomayto, tomahto. I think O'Gumby's history. And I think even he knows it.

Posted by: Scobface at August 18, 2012 08:59 PM (IoNBC)

89 #80: Many moons ago, my sister and I were trying to brainstorm a book idea: 100 things to do with a dead tribble.  She says, "Klingon women use them to apply battle makeup"

We laughed so hard we pretty much forgot to come up with any more ideas.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 18, 2012 09:00 PM (CLkAH)

90 While that would be lovely, we'll have to settle for the fact that the Biden clown show is touring again next week. He's going to Michigan and Minnesota. So he'll probably start his speech by saying "Hello, Montana!" Posted by: Donna V. at August 19, 2012 12:58 AM (EflcN) Introduce him as "Governor Biden".

Posted by: eman at August 18, 2012 09:00 PM (u3Rkr)

91

Actually, Bosk, I have moved on.

 

I'm all about the Onion News Network's Brooke Alvarez now.

 

She's way hotter.

Posted by: Jack M. at August 18, 2012 09:00 PM (ZXOR3)

92 @81- "go to hotair there is a vid of Nanny...."

Went, but just couldn't play it. Did not want to get that angry this late in the day/early in the morning.

The transcript was bad enough.

Gads, that is one stupid bint. She definitely can't get left out in the rain, that idiot twat would drown looking up.

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at August 18, 2012 09:00 PM (eNURf)

93 I was just thinking, where is Colin Powell at to tell us about what a great leader Obama has been? 

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 18, 2012 09:01 PM (MkgGw)

94 78
"Romney crowds are overwhelmingly white compared with the more diverse Obama audiences, and older voters generally outnumber younger supporters."

NYT




Romney crowd - "white"

Obama crowd - "diverse"

Oh, you crazy 4th Estate kids....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 19, 2012 12:53 AM (kdS6q)

The NYT can kiss my  white ass!

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 18, 2012 09:01 PM (EPbpF)

95 I just created a preference cascade in my Depends, hehe. Change you can believe me. No, seriously, I need to be changed.

Posted by: Joey PeePee Biden at August 18, 2012 09:02 PM (YQHqe)

96 92 CoT,

Reid's been quiet....

Yeah I wish I were on Romney's payroll...

I'd make a big show of looking hard at Harry Reid and asking him "solid or stripes"?


Posted by: sven10077 at August 18, 2012 09:02 PM (LRFds)

97 93 Drew in MO,

speaking at empowerment rallies that charge 3 bucks a head....

no seriously one was at my Alma Mater

Posted by: sven10077 at August 18, 2012 09:03 PM (LRFds)

98 She's way hotter. Posted by: Jack M. at August 19, 2012 01:00 AM (ZXOR3) They look like clones.

Posted by: eman at August 18, 2012 09:03 PM (u3Rkr)

99 where's Rum?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 18, 2012 09:05 PM (LRFds)

100 When will the campaign's drummer explode?

Posted by: eman at August 18, 2012 09:05 PM (u3Rkr)

101 Rahm? He's the only idiot white dude who was smart enough to flee the White House before shit got real. Last I heard, he was back in Chicago, doing whatever corrupt Chicago mayors do.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 18, 2012 09:07 PM (kqGWM)

102 I was just thinking, where is Colin Powell at to tell us about what a great leader Obama has been?

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 19, 2012 01:01 AM (MkgGw)

////////

Heh, you said 'colin.' Heh.

Posted by: Beavis Butthead Biden at August 18, 2012 09:07 PM (YQHqe)

103 I thought she didn't show up until you started talking about soul stealing, and stuff.

Posted by: Invictos at August 18, 2012 09:07 PM (OQpzc)

104 I fully expect the Colon to speak at the convention. The Dem convention.

Posted by: Scobface at August 18, 2012 09:08 PM (IoNBC)

105 I was just thinking, where is Colin Powell at to tell us about what a great leader Obama has been?

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 19, 2012 01:01 AM (MkgGw)

_______________________________________

Yes, he's been quiet, hasn't he?  That reminds me: where is Christopher  Buckley these days?  Bill's son had high praise for Teh One's "superior temperament" back in 2008.  Ah, yes, we've all seen the superior temperament in action.

Posted by: Donna V. at August 18, 2012 09:08 PM (EflcN)

106 Look, we are not concerned. When the Olympics are over the crowds will be back.

Posted by: Obama Campaign at August 18, 2012 09:09 PM (u3Rkr)

107

No way, eman.

 

One's name is Suzanne. The others is Brooke. Totally different.

Posted by: Jack M. at August 18, 2012 09:09 PM (ZXOR3)

108 I now just want to live a quiet life. With lots of coke and Chivas Regal. And boys.

Posted by: Christopher Buckley at August 18, 2012 09:10 PM (IoNBC)

109 One's name is Suzanne. The others is Brooke. Totally different. Posted by: Jack M. at August 19, 2012 01:09 AM (ZXOR3) You are right again. What was I thinking?

Posted by: eman at August 18, 2012 09:11 PM (u3Rkr)

110 Michele vetoed playing "Big Bottom" when she rumbles onstage.

Posted by: eman at August 18, 2012 09:12 PM (u3Rkr)

111 101 WF,

Rum and Rahm are I hope two very distinct people heh...

Rahm just let his fascist mask slip....

I think the CfA "hatechicken" thing hurt the dems by tying them too closely with the junior SA league clowns...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 18, 2012 09:12 PM (LRFds)

112 Speaking of Obama supporters, I am still waiting for Reagan to rise from the grave and smack the shit out of Ronnie jr.

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 18, 2012 09:12 PM (MkgGw)

113 Let's just say I've spentA LOT oftime playing Diablo 3. Coincidence? I can say no more. Posted by: Jack M. at August 19, 2012 12:46 AM (ZXOR3) Seriously, if I had Cake Girl, I would be all like "Suzanne who?"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 18, 2012 09:13 PM (bxiXv)

114 103 Invictos,

well if that's the case we need to get some Ginger borderline pron on the ONT this next week stat....

been a bit since it has been "Succubi Week" here on Discovery Ace

Posted by: sven10077 at August 18, 2012 09:13 PM (LRFds)

115 Obama campaign: Our supporters are too busy making calls and working door to door in the neighborhoods of this great nation to attend rallies.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 18, 2012 09:14 PM (CLkAH)

116 At least Ronnie Jr is inspirational proof that free will (sometimes) trumps genetics.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 18, 2012 09:14 PM (kqGWM)

117 I just want to live a quieter life now. With lots of coke and Chivas Regal. And dog shows.

Posted by: Ron Reagan, Jr. at August 18, 2012 09:15 PM (IoNBC)

118 Will the last member of the audience close the phone booth on the way out? Hello?

Posted by: Barakus Obamus I at August 18, 2012 09:19 PM (FcR7P)

119

Come to think of it, has anybody seen BO lately?

Poor Bo. I'm afraid for him.

Posted by: Donna V. at August 18, 2012 09:19 PM (EflcN)

120 At least me and my homies can get great seats for us and our steno pads. We can actually feel His flopsweat! He's so dreamy.

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell et al. at August 18, 2012 09:21 PM (sUjUB)

121 We're limiting circulation on purpose. Someone's going to get an outstanding deal...

Posted by: Newsweek at August 18, 2012 09:21 PM (FcR7P)

122 112 Speaking of Obama supporters, I am still waiting for Reagan to rise from the grave and smack the shit out of Ronnie jr. Yeah! Smack that dirty, condescending bitch!

Posted by: Peggy Noonan at August 18, 2012 09:23 PM (IoNBC)

123

Man this is just too good. Obama and Co. are definitley like Spinal Tap. Can no longer fill the stadiums, having to play smaller venues, then making excuses why they aren't the draw they used to be.

 

Oh, and if no one has mentioned it elswhere, Insty linked us again. Heck, you would almost think he reads us...

Posted by: HH at August 18, 2012 09:23 PM (v+ExF)

124 I don't understand why the Dems are limiting crowds and have gotten so selective and picky.  That's not my way at all.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 18, 2012 09:24 PM (EflcN)

125 For only $3 you could win dinner with His Holiness. ...as his Vice-President!

Posted by: The Obama Campaign at August 18, 2012 09:25 PM (FcR7P)

126 Christopher Buckley: "...And boys."

Did someone say boys?

Posted by: Harry Reid, Pederast but not a Pederast-Pederast at August 18, 2012 09:25 PM (sUjUB)

127 greg will explain all of this tomorrow.

Posted by: eman at August 18, 2012 09:26 PM (u3Rkr)

128 I'm not buying it.  Obama loves adoring crowds like the rock star he thinks he is.  He loves being worshipped by the masses.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 18, 2012 09:29 PM (DoZD+)

129 My staph infection is funnier than Saturday night live.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone bum at August 18, 2012 09:30 PM (I2LwF)

130 128 I'm not buying it. Obama loves adoring crowds like the rock star he thinks he is. He loves being worshipped by the masses. Oh, but I've grown in office. I've grown so much. Grown. Presidentin' is HARD. So, so hard. And I've GROWN. And it's HARD.

Posted by: Barkie O'Cornhole at August 18, 2012 09:31 PM (IoNBC)

131 John the Libertarian: "Great, now hopefully Obama will say he wants to 'spend more quality time with the family.'"

Oh, I'm ready to spend time with the family. Joe Biden's. You haven't seen Michelle when she's angry. You wouldn't like her when she's angry. Her and her bat'leth.

Posted by: SCoaMF at August 18, 2012 09:31 PM (sUjUB)

132 Her and her bat'leth.

Strap on model?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 18, 2012 09:32 PM (xKC/c)

133 I'm not buying it. Obama loves adoring crowds But they're hoping he's buying it.

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2012 09:33 PM (FcR7P)

134 129 My staph infection is funnier than Saturday night live. Yes it is. I'm glad you're going to be OK. Hang in there, dude.

Posted by: Scobface at August 18, 2012 09:34 PM (IoNBC)

135 "ATP Oil And Gas Files For Bankruptcy, CEO Blames Obama" http://tinyurl.com/cc4ojhh I seem to recall a GWB speech in which he called small business the backbone of America. I think he said in the same speech that we should be better savers. Truman, been saying a lot a lot of rosaries for you to get and feel better.

Posted by: John Sununu fan at August 18, 2012 09:38 PM (oZfic)

136 Uh-oh, I see that special hash....

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2012 09:42 PM (FcR7P)

137 Walter Freeman: "That old 5% revolution was cheaper 'cause it wasn't televised."

Sure it was. We watched it live, literally, on our Gram-o-phones.

Posted by: Scranton Joe at August 18, 2012 09:42 PM (sUjUB)

138 136 Uh-oh, I see that special hash.... Haha! You beat me to it. Pigshit has arrived, pretending to be a human being.

Posted by: Scobface at August 18, 2012 09:43 PM (IoNBC)

139 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWiIYW_fBfY

Watch it.  Learn it.  Live it.  Love it.

Posted by: trendingdown at August 18, 2012 09:45 PM (kztNJ)

140 Thanks, curious.  I appreciate your good thoughts.

Posted by: Truman North at August 18, 2012 09:46 PM (I2LwF)

141 I really, really want to see Obama lose HUGE.  I mean, I love Paul Ryan and have grown to like-a-lot Mitt Romney, but my hatred for Obama and what he has done to the US is massive.  "Scum-bag" seems so ill-fitting an epithet.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 18, 2012 09:47 PM (i0App)

142 OK, what's the secret hash to spotting curious?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 18, 2012 09:48 PM (i0App)

143 142 OK, what's the secret hash to spotting curious? (oZfic)

Posted by: Scobface at August 18, 2012 09:51 PM (IoNBC)

144 Small crowds? humm. Democrats have SMALL CROWDS! .. etc!

Posted by: and irresolute at August 18, 2012 09:51 PM (Q492A)

145

Something to consider. If RR wins, what do they do with Holder?

 

That could be very, very interesting...

Posted by: HH at August 18, 2012 09:51 PM (v+ExF)

146 Watch it. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

Posted by: trendingdown at August 19, 2012 01:45 AM (kztNJ)

 

oh, hell yes! I like IKE! ... were there any conspiracy theories before this fine soldier put it on the line? His appointment to WP, all of his bullet dodging, his correct choices along the line... hummm... Democrats have SMALL CROWDS!!!

 

Posted by: and irresolute at August 18, 2012 09:56 PM (Q492A)

147 That could be very, very interesting...

Posted by: HH at August 19, 2012 01:51 AM (v+ExF)

 

 

 

 

...........................The first up against the wall.

 

"pour l'encouragement des autres"

 

Can I milk a meme, or what?

Posted by: Invictos at August 18, 2012 09:57 PM (OQpzc)

148 New York slimes still says it was "big" crowds and quotes someone who could only get one ticket to an event... That event wasn't even full. Of course they had to tell us that Romneys events were populated by overwhelmingly White and older people. Obamas were more "diverse." Riiiight...

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 18, 2012 09:59 PM (W2Z3C)

149 Wassermann-Schultz hitched a ride to stardom, this was supposed to be her ticket to easy street.

Posted by: 13times at August 18, 2012 10:00 PM (h6XiD)

150 I've been saying 40 states for RR since March.

Posted by: Truman North at August 18, 2012 10:01 PM (I2LwF)

151 IKE! ... were there any conspiracy theories before this fine soldier put it on the line? His appointment to WP, all of his bullet dodging, his correct choices along the line... hummm... Democrats have SMALL CROWDS!!!

Wut?

Or are you being silly....

Posted by: trendingdown at August 18, 2012 10:02 PM (kztNJ)

152

Ike called for balance (after he pointed out the freakish strangeness of life on earth). That is some mighty stuff. I like Ike. A close listen, and a close re-listen (x10) should be required listening for the entire moron horde. Here is a really cool post by: 

 

\http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWiIYW_fBfY

Watch it. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

Posted by: trendingdown at August 19, 2012 01:45 AM (kztNJ)

Posted by: and irresolute at August 18, 2012 10:02 PM (Q492A)

153

Posted by: Truman North at August 19, 2012 02:01 AM (I2LwF)

 

Yeah, but what about the other 17?

 

 

Posted by: HH at August 18, 2012 10:06 PM (v+ExF)

154 Having a lot of riffraff in your crowd just dilutes your message.  Playing mostly supermarket openings, bar mitzvahs and quinceaneras has a special intimacy. 

And intimacy is what a serious artist wants.

Posted by: The Dixie Chicks at August 18, 2012 10:09 PM (zMouK)

155 Four out of five Obama supporters surveyed never showed up.

Posted by: eman at August 18, 2012 10:10 PM (u3Rkr)

156 My staph infection is funnier than Saturday night live.

I will sacrifice a lamb without blemish in prayer for your rapid recovery.  To which deity shall I direct it?

Posted by: Cicero at August 18, 2012 10:11 PM (zMouK)

157 Rope-a-dope, he's letting Romney punch himself out. 

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 18, 2012 10:16 PM (L2xYz)

158 155 Four out of five Obama supporters surveyed never showed up. Posted by: eman at August 19, 2012 02:10 AM (u3Rkr) Exactly!

Posted by: Scobface at August 18, 2012 10:17 PM (IoNBC)

159 'Sup Moron Horde.  Caught 2016 at a theater in Newnan, GA, just south of the ATL metro (I live in College Park, because I like to keep it street).

7:05pm showing was slightly more than half full.  Not one black patron in the auditorium. 

Nothing contained within that would shock any of us, but there was one moment with Jake Tapper before he woke up and smelled the espresso.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at August 18, 2012 10:17 PM (DQhAB)

160 Since nobody's listening I can say what I really think. This thing's in the bag. Truman predicted 40 states. I'm thinking it'll be more than that. America's citizens are pissed. That's not a "preference cascade," that's an avalanche. The real question now is whether the new GOP regime can do what has to be done.

Posted by: Scobface at August 18, 2012 10:23 PM (IoNBC)

161 > 150 I've been saying 40 states for RR since March. Posted by: Truman North I've been saying Obama will get 42-43% of the popular vote for months and months. Still looks good to me.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 18, 2012 10:30 PM (d9tUw)

162 40 states is possible, but there are some states which will never flip, like CA and NY.  DC, RI, MA...

Posted by: Truman North at August 18, 2012 10:56 PM (I2LwF)

163

holy shit!!!  JACK M.!!!

and no epic poem....

oh how times change   *****looking to see if there was an asylum break-out****

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 18, 2012 11:07 PM (Shrag)

164

162  some states which will never flip, like CA and NY. DC, RI, MA...

hmmmmm, DC became a state?

heh

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 18, 2012 11:09 PM (Shrag)

165

DC has electoral votes.

 

Posted by: Truman North at August 18, 2012 11:26 PM (I2LwF)

166 Plouffe: Listen, I don't think we've got time to go to the hotel, I think we better go straight to the base. Obama: To the what? Biden: Base? Axelrod: The gig. Jarrett: To the Civic Arena, right? Axelrod: No, it fell through. Plouffe: No. Obama: Wait a sec, wait a sec, hold it, hold it! Do you know about this, and we don't know about this? What are you talking about? Plouffe: We are going to the Air Force base. Obama: Why are we going to an Air Force base? Plouffe: Cause the original gig fell through.... Plouffe: Lieutenant Hookstrat.... Hookstratten: Ahh...Hookstratten..and you are selling Tarp? Plouffe: I'm David Plouffe, and this is POTUS. Hookstratten: POTUS my mistake, I'm Lieutenant Bob Hookstratten. Welcome to the Lindberg Air Force Base. This is your gentlemen's first visit to a military facility? Jarrett: Yeah... Hookstratten: Fine, may I start by saying how thrilled we are to have you here, we are such fans of your gaffes, and all of your records. Jarrett: That's great Hookstratten: I am not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the failed Democrat policies. You guys got Reagan elected, and the Armed Services were grateful for that. Axelrod: I can understand that. Jarrett: It's a great genre. Hookstratten:...of the exciting things that are happening in the political world today. Let me explain a bit of what's going on. This is our monthly "at-ease weekend", gives us the chance to kind of let down our hair, although I see you all have a head start. These haircuts wouldn't pass military muster, believe me. Although I shouldn't talk I, my hair's getting a little shaggy too, better not get too close to you, they'll think I'm part of the campaign, I am joking, of course. Shall we go in and I'll show you around. Walk this way, please, right through here. Did you ever run into a Tea Party group works out of Kansas City call themselves "Four Jacks and a Jill"? They've been at a Ramada Inn there for about 18 months. If you're ever in Kansas City and want to hear some good ideas, you might want to drop by. I would like to get the Teleprompter fired up about 1900 hours, if that is satisfactory? Jarrett: When will that be? Hookstratten:I make it now it is about 1830 hours. Jarrett: So that's what? about 50 hours? Axelrod: 120 hours? Hookstratten:That's actually about 30 minutes, about a half hour, give or take just a few minutes. I don't want to rush you. The idea is that we get it on and we get it over with and I have just one request, would you let Biden speak so I can have a few laughs? --- Obama performs Sex Farm --- Stay turgid, morons.

Posted by: Snake Plizzken at August 19, 2012 12:12 AM (DDK2a)

167

lol Snake

 

Posted by: Truman North at August 19, 2012 12:14 AM (I2LwF)

168 "DC has electoral votes. " And they keep trying to get a congressional delegation. When that happens you know the end is near.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2012 01:14 AM (1+XRG)

169 "I've been saying Obama will get 42-43% of the popular vote for months and months. Still looks good to me. " You might be right about that, but you have to add a few percent for all the dead people and illegals. I would laugh my ass off watching all those Democrats turn on a dime and praise the electoral college if Obama loses the popular vote and wins the election. It would be kind of a wide-eyed crazy laugh, but still.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2012 01:17 AM (1+XRG)

170

”Big rallies are expensive"

 

So were the baggies of blow, even back in the days of disco. Choomer still managed to get his freak on, though. Can't he get a homie who's holding to give him some credit these days?

 

Posted by: otho at August 19, 2012 01:18 AM (MhaeW)

171

"Great, now hopefully Obama will say he wants to "spend more quality time with the family."

Hey, I'd settle for an announcement that he wants to spend more quality time with his golf game.

 

I don't care what excuse he uses as long as he takes his leave.

Posted by: Decaf at August 19, 2012 01:24 AM (cx0ma)

172 Yeah, the golf game thing doesn't work for me since he might do that without leaving office. As Spike Lee tells us, in his second term he can do anything he wants.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2012 01:26 AM (1+XRG)

173 Sure - I wake up at 2:30 and nobody is around.  Guess I'll grab a beer and fix some breakfast.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 19, 2012 01:49 AM (rkWzl)

174 But HOW are they limiting crowds? Does it take money to get in? Disenfranchises the poor Skin color? Disenfranchises 'the other' First come first serve? Disenfranchises the housebound Do they have to show ID? Disenfranchises minorities

Posted by: Welshorne Skroat III at August 19, 2012 01:50 AM (SmDPD)

175

Skroat - I think think they are all disenfranchised. 

 

The Clint Eastwood riff in the sidebar is hilarious.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 19, 2012 01:57 AM (rkWzl)

176 Right.....they book large open spaces, gymnasium's, etc, for his rallies, and then limit the crowds to less than half the capacity these joints can hold.

Who came up with totally believable story? Joe 'Sippy Cup' Biden?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 19, 2012 02:36 AM (L7hol)

177 Naw - musta been Jarrett, the Iranian rodent. Plugs isn't that bright.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 19, 2012 02:42 AM (rkWzl)

178 So Julian the perv is supposed to say something today. Any bets if someone will double-tap him in the process? 

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 19, 2012 03:03 AM (rkWzl)

179

Obama is becoming an Oprah Book Club hoax:

 

Three Cups of Tea and A Million Little Pieces.

Posted by: Jack at August 19, 2012 03:17 AM (wUFaM)

180 Just read where the JEF revealed where is kids went to summer camp. Wonder which one got an abortion.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 19, 2012 03:20 AM (rkWzl)

181

The CNNization of Barack Obama.

 

Actually, this is probably closer to the truth, just on a different level.

 

The Jason Blairization of Barack Obama.

 

The David Glassization of Barack Obama.

 

The Humpty Dumptyization of Barack Obama:  All the MSM's women, and all of their men, couldn't put Obama together again.

 

Posted by: Jack at August 19, 2012 03:21 AM (wUFaM)

182 Some thing is limiting the crowd size.....WE 're limiting the crowd size...that's the ticket.

Posted by: Jon Lovitz at August 19, 2012 03:22 AM (wUFaM)

183 160 Since nobody's listening I can say what I really think. This thing's in the bag. Truman predicted 40 states. I'm thinking it'll be more than that. America's citizens are pissed. That's not a "preference cascade," that's an avalanche. The real question now is whether the new GOP regime can do what has to be done. Posted by: Scobface I've been calling it a Tsunami ever since I heard Ryan speak. It's going to be "interesting..."

Posted by: backhoe at August 19, 2012 03:25 AM (ULH4o)

184 This allows the President to thank each of his supporters personally.

Posted by: Obama Spokesliar at August 19, 2012 03:27 AM (MMC8r)

185 Regulations are killing us.  This election is do or die for our Country.  I hope it goes the right way.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 19, 2012 03:27 AM (rkWzl)

186 Barack Obama/Puppet Show 2012

Posted by: AmishDude at August 19, 2012 03:30 AM (xSegX)

187 184 Well, at least the ones they let in.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 19, 2012 03:31 AM (rkWzl)

188 The media is making it so much worse for the Democrats. Biased reporting and rigged polls will just guarantee that Democrats won't realize until it's too lat that they should have run against him.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 19, 2012 03:34 AM (xSegX)

189 Posted by: AmishDude at August 19, 2012 07:34 AM (xSegX) I just saw an NY motorcycle cop drop his bike on Fox. How embarrassing.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 19, 2012 03:38 AM (9TTOe)

190 And that is what will make it so much sweeter, Amish Dude.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 19, 2012 03:38 AM (rkWzl)

191 What's limiting the crowd size is Michele providing the food.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at August 19, 2012 03:39 AM (23Rnf)

192 Posted by: AmishDude at August 19, 2012 07:34 AM (xSegX) You're right. I don't know how the media, after being so deep in the tank for this guy can ever walk it back. I think they just turn their guns on R&R if they win and try to destroy them

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 19, 2012 03:40 AM (9TTOe)

193 Oldsailor - I saw that.  I gasped.  Been there done that.  It's not a matter of "if" it's a matter of "when" I feel sorry for the guy.  Damn.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 19, 2012 03:41 AM (rkWzl)

194 Oldsailor - I saw that. I gasped. Been there done that. It's not a matter of "if" it's a matter of "when" I feel sorry for the guy. Damn. Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 19, 2012 07:41 AM (rkWzl) Oh, it's really easy to do. Especially on a bagger. It's just, on TV, in front of millions. Poor guy. At least he didn't have the Hot Blonde on the back.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 19, 2012 03:43 AM (9TTOe)

195

LOL.  That's why I always rode a bike I could pick up myself.  I feel really bad for that guy, getting caught on tape doing that.  He will never live it down with the guys.

 

Shouldn't that be hawt blonde?  AOSHQ style book and everything.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 19, 2012 03:46 AM (rkWzl)

196 I notice when you get to dislikin' someone, they ain't around for long either.

Posted by: Lone Watie at August 19, 2012 03:47 AM (ccXZP)

197 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 19, 2012 07:40 AM (9TTOe)

No think about it, you KNOW they're going to intensify their fire on R n R after the election if we are lucky enough to get the R n R team (darn I want my ampersands back--Pixy must hate me).

Problem for the mfm is that for once, the Repubs fielded an unbelievably squeaky clean, articulate, well-spoken, moral, intelligent team, while on the other side they have to defend the likes of Obama, Biden, Holder, Reid, and Pelosi, with Axelturf as cheer-leader.

These are hard times to be a useful idiot in!

Posted by: Hrothgar (Dagny Aficionado ) at August 19, 2012 03:47 AM (Cnqmv)

198 These are hard times to be a useful idiot in! Posted by: Hrothgar (Dagny Aficionado ) at August 19, 2012 07:47 AM (Cnqmv) Yep, we don't even have good trolls anymore. I remember when they were witty and actually made points however screwed up they may be. But now? They're just cutting and pasting off some script.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 19, 2012 03:50 AM (9TTOe)

199 Time to walk the dog.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 19, 2012 03:51 AM (9TTOe)

200 Next Obama rally will be in the phone booth at 116th and Main.

Posted by: nickless at August 19, 2012 03:52 AM (MMC8r)

201 >>intentionally limiting crowd size at their events because of security and cost

Vacations and golf outings...now that's a different story.

Posted by: sTevo at August 19, 2012 03:55 AM (VMcEw)

202 haha and no food photo ops.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 19, 2012 03:56 AM (rkWzl)

203

Toxoplasma gondi breeds in cats' stomachs, is passed to humans through cat shit. If anything worms into people's brains, who'd be surprised to find those individuals seven times more likely to attempt suicide? 


Posted by: kitteh at August 19, 2012 03:56 AM (BAnPT)

204 Well that ruined my hunger pangs.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 19, 2012 03:59 AM (rkWzl)

205 >>Our focus right now is on exciting our supporters and winning over undecided voters


Finally some
pandering transparency. I wonder who reads their copy?

Posted by: sTevo at August 19, 2012 03:59 AM (VMcEw)

206 "Romney has picked a visionary." -- Kemp, NRO

Nah, I won't go there.

Posted by: kitteh at August 19, 2012 04:00 AM (BAnPT)

207 Que up Big Bottoms for the Mooch.

Posted by: sTevo at August 19, 2012 04:00 AM (VMcEw)

208 OT only a week and one day til my first vacation in 7 yrs.  Can't wait. 

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 19, 2012 04:03 AM (rkWzl)

209 Truman, how are doing?

Posted by: SurferDoc at August 19, 2012 04:12 AM (6H6FZ)

210 Undecided voters? It isn't that most "undecideds" haven't yet learned who the candidates are. They don't like either candidate, and hate both political parties' consumptive rot. They haven't decided whether or not to vote; and if they do vote, whether to vote third party in protest.

"Winning Over" by brow beating, maligning, promising them anything?

Campaign Propaganda. Unless the worm has turned, more Americans will vote for feel good empty promises than for hate. That's how Obama won '08. In '12 he's relying on the hate vote, NOT what gave him victory.

Posted by: kitteh at August 19, 2012 04:13 AM (BAnPT)

211 Posting while undercaffeinated is never a good thing for me.

Posted by: SurferDoc at August 19, 2012 04:13 AM (6H6FZ)

212 Ryan only got 25% of the crowd that Palin had at The Villages.

Posted by: toldyaso at August 19, 2012 04:14 AM (tOkJB)

213 August 19: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!!!!!!! and bill clinton.

Posted by: wierdflunky at August 19, 2012 04:17 AM (tlhtD)

214 If any Chicago morons want to hook up at the Air and Water show, I'll be at North Avenue Beach, at around 9:30. Look for a large flag of Chicago near the water. Hope to see you there! Motto: "November Pudding".

Posted by: Brown Line at August 19, 2012 04:17 AM (Y08pK)

215 Palin has better legs. Those randy old guys have their priorities straight.

Posted by: Invictos at August 19, 2012 04:18 AM (OQpzc)

216 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 19, 2012 07:50 AM (9TTOe)

Having a paid subscription to a talking point web site does not create good trolls!

Posted by: Hrothgar (Dagny Aficionado ) at August 19, 2012 04:29 AM (Cnqmv)

217 Posted by: Invictos at August 19, 2012 08:18 AM (OQpzc)

You want to look or you want to win?

And yes, Palin, teamed with a sane competent conservative non-RINO non-back-stabbing non-media-whore candidate, might have been a game changer, except the media was still too powerful in 2008!

Posted by: Hrothgar (Dagny Aficionado ) at August 19, 2012 04:33 AM (Cnqmv)

218 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 19, 2012 07:50 AM (9TTOe) Having a paid subscription to a talking point web site does not create good trolls! Posted by: Hrothgar (Dagny Aficionado ) at August 19, 2012 08:29 AM (Cnqmv) A good example is this Trolledyasshole douche. That sentence has been copied and pasted 6 times. I have had mailbox fliers with more pizaz. It's just disappointing really.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 19, 2012 04:33 AM (9TTOe)

219 'media were'

Posted by: Hrothgar (Dagny Aficionado ) at August 19, 2012 04:33 AM (Cnqmv)

220 Ryan only got 25% of the crowd that Palin had at The Villages.


If he had big tits he would have gotten twice as many as Palin

Posted by: Beto at August 19, 2012 04:33 AM (BAnPT)

221 Palin wasn't the problem in 2008. It was McCain. This year the problem isn't Biden, It's Obama.

Posted by: nickless at August 19, 2012 04:36 AM (MMC8r)

222 34 Quoting Donna: "The donks are suddenly worried about expenses? Well, that's a first for them."   ---- This is there Own money. It's only OUR money start that don't mind pissing away

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 19, 2012 04:41 AM (HPQnO)

223 Brew day this afternoon.  Tweeking an IPA with flaked oats for Quaker IPA #18.

Posted by: sTevo at August 19, 2012 04:45 AM (VMcEw)

224 Brew day this afternoon. Tweeking an IPA with flaked oats for Quaker IPA #18. Posted by: sTevo at August 19, 2012 08:45 AM (VMcEw) Go get em beer man, when you coming back to town?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 19, 2012 04:47 AM (9TTOe)

225 212 tard ya sow, Great! Tell Bam to quit taking donations, quit borrowing our car and plane and not to use the SPR since we may need it. It's in the bag right?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 19, 2012 04:47 AM (LRFds)

226 173 Sure - I wake up at 2:30 and nobody is around. Guess I'll grab a beer and fix some breakfast.   --- BYRY

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 19, 2012 04:47 AM (HPQnO)

227 >>Go get em beer man, when you coming back to town?

In a month or so, I hope. Will keep you posted.

Posted by: sTevo at August 19, 2012 04:51 AM (VMcEw)

228 http://is.gd/CMOGOI

From AT

The pandering preezy.

Posted by: sTevo at August 19, 2012 04:55 AM (VMcEw)

229

#210 kitteh

I disagree. I think most of the 'undecideds' are lazy morons that can't be bothered to pay attention so they have no fogging idea what's really going on. I do agree that there are a number of 'I don't like either party' types out there, but I think they are way out numbered by the usual suspects too busy watching Horny Housewives and other low IQ pursuits.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at August 19, 2012 04:59 AM (EhYdw)

230 That hottie seal on Fox and friends just "rescinded eric bowlhurts mancard".... That was much better than yesterday's interview on another outlet. Yesterday the dem operative showed no respect to the navy seal. This time fox didn't produce a dem operative and the seal was able to explain why they made the video and to talk about mr. bowl hurt.

Posted by: John Sununu fan at August 19, 2012 04:59 AM (oZfic)

231 @ Moldyho: "Ryan only got 25% of the crowd that Palin had at The Villages."

Cite please?

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at August 19, 2012 04:59 AM (eNURf)

232 In a month or so, I hope. Will keep you posted. Posted by: sTevo at August 19, 2012 08:51 AM (VMcEw) Cool, look forward to it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 19, 2012 05:00 AM (9TTOe)

233 Choosy muthafuckas choose the JEF!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 19, 2012 05:00 AM (v6YdM)

234 Oh hai Jack!

Posted by: Tommy Wiseau at August 19, 2012 05:04 AM (x9V2A)

235 the rise and fall of the Obama phenomenon would make a great movie parody, mockumentary like Spinal Tap. The more selective appeal, the mindnumbing stupidity of the participants (Biden), etc. Smell the Glove becomes Forward. It's easy to imagine Biden having one of those "Hello Cleveland!" moments.

Posted by: exceller at August 19, 2012 05:11 AM (Z7Znk)

236 Odumbass and his commie thugs remind me of the ending of "Cowboys and Aliens" (2 hours I wish I had back)

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at August 19, 2012 05:21 AM (8Hnjw)

237 188 The media is making it so much worse for the Democrats. Biased reporting and rigged polls will just guarantee that Democrats won't realize until it's too lat that they should have run against him.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 19, 2012 07:34 AM (xSegX)


When the media puffs up liberals it just gives them the idea that it is fraud when they don't win.  Remember the Kerry exit polling from 2004?

Posted by: CausticConservative at August 19, 2012 05:24 AM (gT3jF)

238 So they are saying that the Secret Service is at fault? No wonder they love him so much in that organization. Some enterprising congressman should demand an FEC investigation into whether they are creating unfair conditions which favor the Romney/Ryan campaign by allowing larger events...

Posted by: Morning Lurker at August 19, 2012 05:31 AM (xHJIm)

239 All we need is Biden to say, "Huh, huh I meant to do that" a la Pee Wee Herman. 

Posted by: no good deed at August 19, 2012 05:32 AM (mjR67)

240 I'm more than sure that after odumbass is history there will be more than one great author to come out in the SS org.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at August 19, 2012 05:35 AM (8Hnjw)

241 MA can flip. 2 reasons. #1. Willard did win a state-wide election there once. #2. Anti fauchahontas sentiment spills over to presidency. RI, NY, IL, VT, and DC. Those are the ones I will not expect. CA could switch simply because it will be obvious the SCOAMF will lose and that will certainly depress late day turnout. But Greg tells me the JEF is going to carry more states than MCLame.

Posted by: Greg's Mom at August 19, 2012 05:39 AM (BNuW6)

242 Forget the spoiled little communist, it's going to be a pleasure to see that fat assed grifter lose her entitlements!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at August 19, 2012 05:47 AM (8Hnjw)

243 123 Man this is just too good. Obama and Co. are definitley like Spinal Tap. Can no longer fill the stadiums, having to play smaller venues, then making excuses why they aren't the draw they used to be. And the columns at the convention will be the size of Spinal Tap's Stonehenge.

Posted by: Parteagirl at August 19, 2012 06:16 AM (rtzr2)

244 Road kill is funnier than Saturday Night Live, and so am I.

Posted by: Bill Maher at August 19, 2012 06:30 AM (uBVzH)

245 Favorite quote from the comments - MSNBC and company also limiting audience size for better interaction.

Posted by: Bouncing Beatnik at August 19, 2012 06:37 AM (6tuNm)

246 they are funnier than Saturday Night Live You're saying that like it is an accomplishment or something...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at August 19, 2012 07:12 AM (1hM1d)

247 There will be no epic poetry.

Guarantees were given, Jack.

Some of us have been here THAT long.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 19, 2012 12:28 AM (B9nls)


I've been wondering if there have been any new restraining orders filed by Suzanne Sena.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at August 19, 2012 07:27 AM (xUI0P)

248 LALALALALALA Oh look!  Squirrel!

Posted by: Dr. Gergenfly Tardyaso at August 19, 2012 07:38 AM (aHR5E)

249 Nobody knew who they were or what they were doing.

Posted by: LeBron Steinman at August 19, 2012 08:48 AM (jfWE9)

250 212 Ryan only got 25% of the crowd that Palin had at The Villages.

Posted by: toldyaso at August 19, 2012 08:14 AM (tOkJB)


1) Palin visited the Villages after Her incredible Convention Speech in the middle of the full on campaign season. Paul Ryan visited before the convention has even taken place and before full on convention season. 

2) Palin is a remarkable speaker.  She knew how to connect with the crowd unlike anyone since well...2008 Barack Obama, and by the time she visited the Villages, her reputation preceded her.

3) Paul Ryan is no Palin, he is not a motivational presence, he is a policy wonk.

4) Paul Ryan does not have boobs, although if you like moobs, he has a damn good looking pair from what could be seen under that t-shirt.

5) The Media was in full on demonization mode on Palin by the time she came to the Villages, and the conservative base was in full on defend palin mode by then.  That hasn't started with Ryan yet.


Lastly) A person like Palin comes along once in a generation if you are lucky.  You can be a Rhino shit and claim what every you want, Fuck just slap a D on your forehead while doing it, but she transformed the race, and since then has been fighting tirelessly for conservative values.  The fact that so many weak minded shits on the R side of the aisle joined their D fuckbuddies and Cocktail circuit dinner pals in trashing her (I am talking to you Noonon you heinous old prune and you Frum you corksoaking rhino) does not change the fact that she was the only reason many people voted for that limp dicked whimp who wanted us to fight with him when he had already surrendered and who birthed that blight upon humanity twinkie eating tub of lard that thinks she actually has something worth contributing to the political dialogue - further proof that peroxide kills brain cells...

And she was imminently more qualified than Mclame Bidez or Obamao to run this country...but i am glad the ticket lost...America needed to get a real good taste of hope and change so we could hopefully correct course for another 20 years after ala Reagan.

...just sayin...



Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 19, 2012 08:58 AM (ovpNn)

251 Jeremiah, you should be embarassed at your slander of Meghan McCain. She is a bright young woman who has seen that political moderation and compromise is the way of the future. Just because she does not subscribe to some anorexic drug-fueled state of porn-star "beauty" like you vapid right-wing haters prefer is no justification to criticize her.

And Sarah Palin is still a stupid right-wing slut.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 19, 2012 10:54 AM (ACq/K)

252 Mary, you go get em girl. Get those end of thread slams in.

Posted by: Bill Maher at August 19, 2012 06:12 PM (uBVzH)

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