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December 20, 2012

The War on Women (Action Movies). [krakatoa]
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This post evolved from my email comment on the pointlessness of Keira Knightley's character in Pirates turning into some kind of swords(wo)man for no apparent reason.

Anyone else tired of the way every movie must shoe-horn in an action-hero chick? Even when the movie is specifically not about action-hero chicks?

That has gotten very old for me. Very few actors, much less actresses, can physically pull it off. Even fewer do it within the context a story that makes it the least bit plausible. But on the rare occasions they do, those women are forever hot in a way that makes those who cannot just seem pathetic or exploited in comparison.

I watch these films with the perspective of someone who actually has trained in hand-to-hand and has experienced the flesh & blood physics of hitting, being hit, and tumbling (e.g.: knowing how to take a hard fall). From that, I appreciate scenes that I think many overlook. I may be in the minority.

For instance, this scene from Van Damme's Maximum Risk is just incredible in its brutal realism:

This is hardcore close-combat fighting before the UFC made it popularly (relatively at least) understood. It's not your normal JCVD action sequence. No splits or silly round-kick/hook-kick face slapping combos. It's not really artistic action compared to a Jackie Chan flick. But it is just intensely gripping. It isn't about looking pretty. It's about survival. Even when it looks as though it is going to go off the rails with the knife, they keep it within the realm of the possible. This scene was way ahead of its time, and it still makes my blood pump in a way few movie fight scenes are capable. It ranks up there with the knife fight scene in Saving Private Ryan.

Point being, realism scores highly for me, be it guys or gals placed in action roles. They don't have to look like they are black belts. They just have to look like they are performing actions that don't look or feel contrived within the context of the story, or over-done with wire-work and cut-scenes.

Ace liked this scene from Firefox, and I do as well.

It's not a highly skilled fight, and for that reason, the context given by the scene is crucial. It's just a relatively average man using his fists, the tools at hand, and most importantly, his fear to grit out survival.

If your movie is set in the world we all live in, let the audience actually be able to relate to the hero or heroinne in real-world terms. John McClain's character in Die Hard isn't popular because he's able to do things the rest of us can only dream of being able to. He's popular because he survives in ways everyone can relate to. The Die Hard franchise wouldn't be nearly as popular if the first movie suffered from the excesses of fantasy action the sequels often do, and there is a free lesson there for any director willing to take it to heart.

If the hero or heroinne must be improbably skilled, I think Hollywood could help its cause quite a bit if they would cast and more importantly, write in a way that allows us to suspend our disbelief. You have to get the audience to buy into what your are selling. So to go to an extreme, Christian Bale's fight scenes in Equilibrium are fantastic while being completely unbelievable in the real world.

Now, you may have noticed that all the scenes I approvingly refer to are about guys. If you are a feminist, you most certainly have, and in penance, I am going to reduce my instances of video objectification of women later tonight by the number of scenes referenced. Which should leave enough time for dinner and a movie. It'll be like a real date night.

Just, um, without a woman. So it'll be pretty much like a non-date-night as well.

In no particular order and in in my opinion, here are some action-chick successes based on contextually achieving a buy-in to their bad-assery:

Linda Hamilton (Terminator 2)
Summer Glau (Serenity)
Carrie-Anne Moss (Matrix)
Angela Bassett (Strange Days)
Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil)

Who's on your list, and why?

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1 typical... now I know the progs were right... there IS discrimination against womens in fighting scenes.... AND they get paid .60 cents on the dollar too.

Posted by: Yip at December 18, 2012 01:00 PM (/jHWN)

2 This post was pre-seeded with snark from the 18th.

Posted by: krakatoa at December 20, 2012 01:07 PM (Ca00V)

3 >>>AND they get paid .60 cents on the dollar too. For doing 1/3 of the work. /ducks

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 20, 2012 01:08 PM (45fU0)

4 Girls punching? Not plausible. Girls with guns? Hawt.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 20, 2012 01:09 PM (QupBk)

5 Summer Glau (Serenity) -- No. Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil) -- No.

Posted by: grumpycat at December 20, 2012 01:09 PM (B7i4w)

6 I was sorry to see that Mary Todd Lincoln's fight scene got edited out of the final cut in Lincoln.

Posted by: Chris Christie at December 20, 2012 01:09 PM (QKKT0)

7 First.

the comments above don't count

I said

FIRST

Posted by: soothsayer at December 20, 2012 01:09 PM (G/zuv)

8
yesterday Rush said he wouldn't be surprised if the White House called ABC News and complained about Jake Tapper

and now today we learn Tapper is leaving ABC News

what a coincidence

Posted by: soothsayer at December 20, 2012 01:11 PM (G/zuv)

9 Vasquez from Aliens.

She might be the ultimate bad-ass (vagina version).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2012 01:11 PM (GsoHv)

None of those women you listed weigh a ounce over 110 lbs. Maybe Bassett because baby got back. Anyway I don't find any of their fight scenes realistic because of their size and the size of their opponents. Size does matter.

Posted by: polynikes at December 20, 2012 01:11 PM (m2CN7)

11 Dr. Varno. You seem so sensitive to our plight. Wanna fuck?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 20, 2012 01:12 PM (HPRku)

12
they probably told Tapper to cool it or he's fired

Tapper then said oh, really? and then picked up the phone to CNN

Posted by: soothsayer at December 20, 2012 01:12 PM (G/zuv)

13 I like Firefox. Yeah, the fighter sequences are extremely dated, but I don't understand the hate I often see expressed toward it.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at December 20, 2012 01:12 PM (9SwFX)

14 In no particular order and in in my opinion, here are some action-chick successes based on contextually achieving a buy-in to their bad-assery:

No Ripley from Alien?

You are no longer pop culturally relevant.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 20, 2012 01:12 PM (SY2Kh)

Kate Beckensale - in those 'Underworld' movies.

*ahem* ...Black pleather outfits.

Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 01:12 PM (K4wCe)

16 For me, Summer Glau wasn't plausible at all in terms of hand to hand fighting. Her psychic powers and prowess with guns, yes. Flipping 150lb+ men around, no.

Posted by: KG at December 20, 2012 01:13 PM (p7BzH)

17 Are you talking about 90 pound women kicking the shit out of all the bad guys? Yeah that's always believable.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 20, 2012 01:13 PM (ZOf1l)

Tapper then said oh, really? and then picked up the phone to CNN

======

Where they seriously want to vet the Ossiah?

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 20, 2012 01:13 PM (MPjT8)

19 The chicks in Kill Bill, if I may be so bold.

Posted by: eureka! at December 20, 2012 01:13 PM (HPRku)

20 Greetings: We had entered the media age of Stupid White Guys (SWGs), Ass Kicking Women (AKWs), and Obviously Superior Minorities (OSMs). Get use to it, it going to be here a while.

Posted by: 11B40 at December 20, 2012 01:14 PM (2mz0l)

21 michelle rodriguez
sigourney weaver

Posted by: matt foley at December 20, 2012 01:14 PM (2WDMC)

22 Cameron Diaz in Feeling Minnesota could take a punch and fight back like her life depended on it. Any woman fighter against a man that doesn't go for the nutsack is doing it wrong.

Posted by: polynikes at December 20, 2012 01:14 PM (m2CN7)

23 I would say that chicks kicking ass with guns is perfectly plausible, but directors and writers keep insisting on having them possess the physical strength of an NFL linebacker.

Posted by: KG at December 20, 2012 01:15 PM (p7BzH)

24 Shit. What's the name of the chick in the sorta vampire but not really vampire movie. Don't even remember the movie, just remember that she was smokin'.

Posted by: joncelli at December 20, 2012 01:16 PM (RD7QR)

25 What was that movie where that small town mom slowie wakes up from a memory lose and she is actually a trained CIA type killer? The lead is played by Genna Davis i think?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 01:16 PM (79ueO)

26 Posted by: 11B40 at December 20, 2012 05:14 PM (2mz0l)

Yeah that's always a winner, and I believe the box office receipts show it. Hollywood has really gotten stupid, maybe because all those old stupid white guys have died off.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 20, 2012 01:16 PM (ZOf1l)

27 The Long Kiss Goodnight

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 20, 2012 01:16 PM (QupBk)

28 Even Gracie Brothers doesn't teach martial arts the way we were taught when I was a kid. We were taught to avoid any altercation but to be ready to use lethal force if necessary and were taught those techniques that could result in that outcome. We didn't wear our uniforms in public either.

We ran all day and climbed the trees
Without the fear of falling
But with respect for gravity
And always felt it calling

We rode in cars without air bags
The steel dashboard projecting
On slick hard seats in front and back
With no seatbelts protecting

We ate the food called poison now
And still grew into Titans
Because we ran or rode our bikes
And did our own fist fightinÂ’

We heard an independent call
And hated slaveryÂ’s chains
We roamed at will and rode the waves
And suffered freedomÂ’s pains

That one or two were taken out
Pursuing freedomÂ’s verve
Was caution tale and understood
And served to steel our nerve

Yet now the children prattle by
In uniforms once earned
A tear comes to my wizened eye
And lesson hard is learned

The pain that youÂ’re protecting from
Was once a stage of growth
So choose between a man or child
You cannot have them both

Posted by: Dept of Accuracy at December 20, 2012 01:16 PM (+I8Mq)

29 I like Kate Upton's scenes when she's keeping those two giant bouncing melons from knocking her over.

And she pulls it off too.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 20, 2012 01:17 PM (aZ6ew)

30 The most comically stupid fight scene I ever saw was on Chuck, where Yvonne Strahofski took on Michael Clarke Duncan, and lasted for more than three seconds.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 20, 2012 01:17 PM (K+mtQ)

31 I like Kate Upton's scenes when she's keeping those two giant bouncing melons from knocking her over. There's physics involved.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 20, 2012 01:17 PM (QupBk)

32 I think when the story has been written to explain these women (or men in the case of Equilibrium) doing amazing things, it allows for the suspension of disbelief. I think this was done in all the case of the characters played by Glau, Moss & Jovovich, which allowed me suspend my disbelief. Hamilton & Weaver's characters did nothing really physically impossible. They survived, as Clint did in his scene, on adrenaline & the efficient use of munitions. Or flame throwers. Obviously, YMMV.

Posted by: krakatoa at December 20, 2012 01:17 PM (Ca00V)

33
no more physics, please

Posted by: soothsayer at December 20, 2012 01:18 PM (G/zuv)

TV shows, you have Buffy and Alba's character from Dark Angel. Girls who were either supernaturally or genetically altered, so I could accept the 110 lbs. girl kicking rear end.

Otherwise, no.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 20, 2012 01:18 PM (TOk1P)

35

Get use to it, it going to be here a while.

Not to sound all RACISSS!!!, but there's a reason European men dominated the planet for several hundred years. When this useless system of self-esteem based rewards is driven into the ground, the combination of intelligence, creativity, and physical courage will once again assert itself.

Posted by: imp at December 20, 2012 01:18 PM (UaxA0)

36 Doh. Just realized I left out Ripley in my final draft. That was just brain-dead.

Posted by: krakatoa at December 20, 2012 01:18 PM (Ca00V)

37 Bridget Fonda in Point of No Return was realistic.

Posted by: polynikes at December 20, 2012 01:18 PM (m2CN7)

38
I think women fight scenes are absurd.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 20, 2012 01:19 PM (G/zuv)

39 This post evolved from my email comment on the pointlessness of Keira Knightley's character in Pirates turning into some kind of swords(wo)man for no apparent reason.

I'm not alone! That HAS ALWAYS bothered me about the Pirates sequels. Sorry, call me sexist, but I like my women in action flicks as the "Damsels in Distress". If I wanted to see some chick act badass i'd go see such a movie. I don't expect to watch 2 sequels to a movie I liked and see some sudden change in a major character out of nowhere.

Posted by: El Patron AuthorLMendez, Wishing Everyone Happy Holidays at December 20, 2012 01:19 PM (yAor6)

40 Mrs928 is wicked with a blade.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 20, 2012 01:19 PM (QupBk)

Shit. What's the name of the chick in the sorta vampire but not really vampire movie. Don't even remember the movie, just remember that she was smokin'.

--------------------

Kristen Stewart. MMMM.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 20, 2012 01:19 PM (MPjT8)

42 I got into a fight once with a 225 pound black lesbian and it took awhile to control her and she held her own. Now if Hollywood was really serious about ass-kicking women they would use ladies (I think) like her.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 20, 2012 01:20 PM (ZOf1l)

43 I think Milla Jovovich has drastically improved over the course of her Resident Evil films though some of the scripts are either non-existent or completely lacking. Still enjoy most of them. Anyways, she looks and acts the part. I think the worst performance I've seen in a high budget looking film is Charlize Theron in Aeon Flux. Incredibly hot, but couldn't fight worth a damn.

Posted by: MrX at December 20, 2012 01:20 PM (PxmNZ)

44 Obviously, YMMV. Posted by: krakatoa at December 20, 2012 05:17 PM (Ca00V) Well, for me, Glau in Serenity didn't fit the bill because there was no physics to explain her strength. Her selling point was her psychic shit, which was why she was in that research facility. Then all of a sudden she's also a physical dynamo? Kind of out of the blue there.

Posted by: KG at December 20, 2012 01:20 PM (p7BzH)

45

Oh, and stone cold ruthlessness

Posted by: imp at December 20, 2012 01:20 PM (UaxA0)

46 The Long Kiss Goodnight is a 1996 action thriller film starring Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson, written by Shane Black and directed by Renny Harlin.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 01:21 PM (79ueO)

Summer Glau in Serenity? Now, I lover her and the Serenity but no.

That bit where she goes bonkers when she hears the chinee food bar thing is just silly. Gymkata in Space, dude.

Posted by: keithp at December 20, 2012 01:21 PM (kduZC)

48
no one in television gets nose bleeds, fat lips, black eyes, welts

it's stupid, and movies are almost as bad

Posted by: soothsayer at December 20, 2012 01:21 PM (G/zuv)

49 The only thing I ever learned from watching countless horror or sci-fi movies or ANY movie were shit hits the fan and survival is on the line, and that is-

Shoot the chick first.

If you have one in your party she will get you killed, its only a matter of time. She will be the one to scream and get the killers attention, she will be the one to fall on her face and get the other 2 dudes killed trying to rescue her. She is the one that just has to call her boyfriend allowing the calls to be traced to your location. She is the one that will wreck the car that should be hauling the parties ass to safety. If death is on the line, she is gonna die eventually, but not before getting you killed. Soooo...

Shoot the chick first.

Posted by: Berserker at December 20, 2012 01:21 PM (FMbng)

50 It's already been said, but Ripley and Vasquez from Aliens. In Alien, Ripley was more lucky, with the final confrontation being a good use of her brains to defeat the creature. In Aliens, it was more will to survive and kicking off the maternal instincts when they take the girl (do not mess with the maternal instincts). Vasquez just had everything down, even to the look.

Though, yeah, most are just 90lb girls throwing 150-200lbs+ guys around for no other reason than needing an action chick. It kinda made sense in Firefly/Serenity because of the rules of that universe, but it wasn't really overplayed on the action side until the finale of Serenity. I can't even give that to most.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at December 20, 2012 01:22 PM (G99e4)

51 How about Lewis from Robocop when she's fucking around with her suspect? Come to think of it, Robocop is pure awesome. And, no, I won't be seeing the pointless remake.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at December 20, 2012 01:22 PM (9SwFX)

52
I like CHUCK. But no one ever gets a bruise.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 20, 2012 01:23 PM (G/zuv)

Geena Davis, in The Long Kiss Goodnight. Her action scenes are brutal, and helped both by the fact that she doesn't know what she's doing until her memories return, and that she's tall and athletically built and thus convincing against her male foes.

Michelle Yeoh, in Police Story 3: SuperCop. It's a non-wire work kung fu movie, and she excels as Jackie Chan's partner. This one is worth seeing not only for Chan's trademark fight stunts, but for a stunt involving Yeoh jumping a motorcycle onto a moving train; she did not know how to ride, and upon being told the scene was being filmed the following day, learned enough to ride the 'cycle in her scene. It's actually her, no stunt performer was used.

Posted by: KingCranium at December 20, 2012 01:23 PM (+Uv5V)

54 Bridget Fonda in Point of No Return was realistic.

Bridget Fonda in Jackie Brown was more realistic.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 20, 2012 01:23 PM (+lsX1)

55 I've grumbled about this for years; tiny chicks beating the hell out of much bigger men. The movie "Salt" was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen, with 115 pound Angelina Jolie kicking the shit out of special forces guys.

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 20, 2012 01:23 PM (WYOrt)

56 I'm enjoying this season of Fringe. I didn't think I was going to. Also, I'd like to strangle Walter, and boink Astra, but that's not important right now.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 20, 2012 01:23 PM (QupBk)

57

225 pound black lesbian

So you're saying Queen Latifa (Or whatever) or Oprah should be our next action star?

GREAT IDEA!!! Let's shop it to the studios!

Posted by: imp at December 20, 2012 01:23 PM (UaxA0)

58 The Thing. No women at all. No love story. No sex scenes. No romance. Just paranoia sprinkled with a dash of terror.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 20, 2012 01:23 PM (BgIBZ)

@49 - Shoot the chick first.

--------------------------------

No good. With my luck, I'd shoot the wrong one and end up killing the Final Girl instead.

Posted by: junior at December 20, 2012 01:23 PM (UWFpX)

60 Mrs. North takes karate twice a week and she still punches and kicks like a girl. As far as movies go, I don't watch them. I do play as a girl smuggler and a girl bounty hunter in the Star Wars MMO, but that's not supposed to seem real.

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 20, 2012 01:23 PM (I2LwF)

Best Fight Scene Indiana Jones.

Indiana vs the sword fighter in the bazaar. All three seconds.

Posted by: rd at December 20, 2012 01:24 PM (zLp5I)

62 Best Catfight: Total Recall

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 20, 2012 01:24 PM (lN/PO)

63 Posted by: Dept of Accuracy Word. Bridget Fonda in Point of No Return was realistic. Ditto Anne Parillaud in the original La Femme Nikita it was based upon.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Sacred Ampersands at December 20, 2012 01:24 PM (GBXon)

64 Summer Glau? Really?? I could never suspend that much disbelief, same problem with Dark Angel and Buffy. Not to mention the fight choreography was so bad due to the actresses not having the skills required. How about Michelle Yeoh? Her, I can buy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 20, 2012 01:24 PM (3Znbm)

Worst girl power movie?

GI Jane

Posted by: polynikes at December 20, 2012 01:24 PM (m2CN7)

66 That was an interesting list. Personally, I found Summer Glau's fights the most ludicrous of all.

Posted by: Klawnet at December 20, 2012 01:25 PM (AYfPj)

67 In the fully suspended disbelief category I liked that little knife wielding Hit girl kid in Kick ass. Just fun escape from reality for awhile stuff.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 20, 2012 01:25 PM (81UWZ)

68 My preference is a woman that can't fight at all, is at peace with that fact, and doesn't even consider self defense a desirable attribute.

.......but that's just me

Posted by: ontherocks at December 20, 2012 01:25 PM (aZ6ew)

Glau did her own fight scenes in Firefly and Serenity, FWIW.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 20, 2012 01:25 PM (yiIja)

70 Worst girl power movie? GI Jane Posted by: polynikes at December 20, 2012 05:24 PM (m2CN7) Your being to kind to that movie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 01:26 PM (79ueO)

71 Posted by: imp at December 20, 2012 05:23 PM (UaxA0)

Would tend to make it a tad bit more believable I guess is my point. And Stedman may come after you if you copy/paste 225 pound black lesbian and type Oprah in the same box as soon as he takes his thong off and puts on his "man clothes."

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 20, 2012 01:27 PM (ZOf1l)

72 58 The Thing. No women at all. No love story. No sex scenes. No romance. Just paranoia sprinkled with a dash of terror. Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock

Hear, hear.

Posted by: Klawnet at December 20, 2012 01:27 PM (AYfPj)

73 Uma Thurman vs. Vivica Fox in "Kill Bill"

Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 20, 2012 01:27 PM (OjQYm)

74 Thank you! The whole action chick thing is far past its expiry.

Cynthia Yockey had a great line, along the thought of "yay! a whole bunch of impossibly strong women that girls will never be able to emulate."

Summer Glau (Serenity)
The absolute worst part of the Firefly series and movie. The superhero, part-time crazy schtick got old real quick.

"Oh noes, Teh Empire is on our ass. Time for Deus Ex Wig-out."

Carrie-Anne Moss (Matrix)
Meh. The whole movie* was a cartoon. Her character neither added nor subtracted from it. Her job was to look decent wearing PVC.

*There is only one movie, despite rumors to the contrary.

Mila Jojojojojovich (Residented Evil)
Mind-numbing shitty series. Plotless exercises in never-ending superhero action scenes. Should be have been titled "Extreme PaintDrying."

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 20, 2012 01:28 PM (FaqTv)

75 PJ Soles in Halloween. She kicked that guy's ass.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 20, 2012 01:28 PM (MPjT8)

76 Yeah, I think most women fight scenes would be better done like the Indiana Jones movie where he pulls the pistol and trumps the big bad sword guy. Colt the ultimate equalizer.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 20, 2012 01:28 PM (dkExz)

77 I've taught karate to many girls; they all fought like girls

nature can't overwhelm nuture

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at December 20, 2012 01:28 PM (Dll6b)

78 The only good Catwoman movie, with Halle Berry

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget's square dildo at December 20, 2012 01:28 PM (97nMP)

79 Glau did her own fight scenes in Firefly and Serenity, FWIW. Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Yeah. That might be why they suck.

Posted by: Klawnet at December 20, 2012 01:28 PM (AYfPj)

80 I think Glau's bar-fight was a stretch. Sci-fi gets a lot of wiggle room from me, just because of the implied or explicit medical alterations. I think they laid the groundwork for River Tam's character pretty well for one to accept the hands of blue did more than just tweek her brain. That said, I can't begrudge anyone else's opinion on it.

Posted by: krakatoa at December 20, 2012 01:28 PM (Ca00V)

81 or nurture, either

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at December 20, 2012 01:29 PM (Dll6b)

82 The best predictor for who will win in a fist fight is weight. Small people, unless superbly trained, don't stand a chance against big people. My son the black belt would never, ever beat me in a fight, for instance. For this reason alone, any woman who qualifies to be in a Hollywood movie based on her appearance is almost certainly disqualified from winning a fist fight.

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 20, 2012 01:29 PM (I2LwF)

83 In the fully suspended disbelief category I liked that little knife wielding Hit girl kid in Kick ass. Just fun escape from reality for awhile stuff.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 20, 2012 05:25 PM (81UWZ)

Agree. also liked her description of the signal in the sky.

Posted by: polynikes at December 20, 2012 01:29 PM (m2CN7)

84 Gina Carrano?

Posted by: JohnInOhio at December 20, 2012 01:29 PM (aPfC6)

85 Safe House had realistic fight scenes, movie wasn't the greatest but the fights were realistic.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 20, 2012 01:29 PM (GZitp)

86 action-chick?

Easy, Tom Cruise.

Posted by: dantesed at December 20, 2012 01:29 PM (GmsM/)

87 yesterday Rush said he wouldn't be surprised if the White House called ABC News and complained about Jake Tapper

and now today we learn Tapper is leaving ABC News

what a coincidence
Posted by: soothsayer

what?
Did Tapper ask a wrong question ?

Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 01:29 PM (nqBYe)

88 Posted by: USS Diversity at December 20, 2012 05:28 PM (MPjT

Good ole PJ, she had a hell of a nice rack.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 20, 2012 01:29 PM (ZOf1l)

89 Drive had some pretty incredible scenes. The elevator scene, for example, where Gosling stomps on the guys skull, and you can hear it cracking. That was insane. hehe And, many of the Jason Statham scenes from various films. /slurp

Posted by: drool at December 20, 2012 01:29 PM (LpQbZ)

90 Valeria from Conan the Barbarian http://tinyurl.com/cuoujgx

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 20, 2012 01:30 PM (BgIBZ)

91
whoever that girl is supposed to be in THE AVENGERS is silly

did you see her out there in the middle of the street in that big city attack scene?

she's standing there with a pistol firing away

Posted by: soothsayer at December 20, 2012 01:30 PM (G/zuv)

92 In Firefly/Serenity, I liked how Zoe was considered very tough but rarely shown in fisticuffs. She'd bust a cap in you though.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at December 20, 2012 01:30 PM (Su0W2)

93 Fav chick action star? Easy. Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 01:30 PM (GEICT)

94 "Uma Thurman vs. Vivica Fox in "Kill Bill""

that's Vivica A Fox to you sir!

Posted by: El Patron AuthorLMendez, Wishing Everyone Happy Holidays at December 20, 2012 01:30 PM (yAor6)

95 13 I like Firefox. Yeah, the fighter sequences are extremely dated, but I don't understand the hate I often see expressed toward it. Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at December 20, 2012 05:12 PM (9SwFX) It was alright. I was a big fan of the book and I thought they were fairly true to it. The flight sequences, however, left a lot to be desired. Sure, little to no CGI, but still. Jets do not float, outside of the odd Harrier or Yak.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at December 20, 2012 01:30 PM (sLk/5)

96 the yelling and the wavering boobs distract the viewer in female fight scenes...

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at December 20, 2012 01:31 PM (Dll6b)

97
Tapper asked Obama where he's been for the last 4 years on more gun control.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 20, 2012 01:31 PM (G/zuv)

98 68 My preference is a woman that can't fight at all, is at peace with that fact, and doesn't even consider self defense a desirable attribute. Posted by: ontherocks at December 20, 2012 05:25 PM (aZ6ew) --- Forget your Ted Bundy sock?

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 20, 2012 01:32 PM (BgIBZ)

99 >>My son the black belt would never, ever beat me in a fight, for instance.

Do you wear that girlie bounty hunter holster when you're fighting him?

cuz maybe that's why,

.......just sayin'

Posted by: ontherocks at December 20, 2012 01:32 PM (aZ6ew)

100 Keira Knightly's fighting prowess in the pirates movies doesn't offend me as much as her A-cup titties and lack of hotness while doing it. Catherine Zeta-Jones in Zorro? DOING IT RIGHT. Grace Jones in that Bond film? DOING IT WRONG. We have rules. Without them, we're no better than the terrorists.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 20, 2012 01:33 PM (g5jxH)

101 93 Fav chick action star? Easy. Brian Dennehy. Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 05:30 PM (GEICT) I simply adored her in Thelma and Louise. Fah-bulous.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at December 20, 2012 01:33 PM (sLk/5)

102 I think they laid the groundwork for River Tam's character pretty well for one to accept the hands of blue did more than just tweek her brain. That said, I can't begrudge anyone else's opinion on it. Posted by: krakatoa at December 20, 2012 05:28 PM (Ca00V) I guess that's true if you watched the series, but I think most people have only been exposed to the movie. I myself have only seen a couple of episodes. In the movie, there isn't even a short explanation that she is anything other than a psychic.

Posted by: KG at December 20, 2012 01:33 PM (p7BzH)

103

No one has mentioned the Lara Croft movies.

Angelina Jolie is not what you'd call...petite.

So I think that adds some 'plausibility' to the scenes that she does in that movie.

She also did some scenes in 'Salt' that seemed plausible, given the storyline of how she came to be such a badass.

Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 01:33 PM (K4wCe)

104 sooth, thanks.

thanks a lot Tapper for desiring the defenseless to stay defenseless.

Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 01:33 PM (nqBYe)

105 Fav chick action star?

Easy.

Brian Dennehy.

Maybe, but Ned Beatty had the finest ass.

Posted by: Toothless Banjo Picker from Appalachia at December 20, 2012 01:33 PM (ZOf1l)

106

Good ole PJ, she had a hell of a nice rack.
=====

I gave her the Aunt Jemima Treatment

Posted by: Private John Winger at December 20, 2012 01:34 PM (MPjT8)

107 98 68 My preference is a woman that can't fight at all, is at peace with that fact, and doesn't even consider self defense a desirable attribute. Posted by: ontherocks at December 20, 2012 05:25 PM (aZ6ew) --- Forget your Ted Bundy sock? Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 20, 2012 05:32 PM (BgIBZ) LOL

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at December 20, 2012 01:34 PM (Su0W2)

108 67

In the fully suspended disbelief category I liked that little knife wielding Hit girl kid in Kick ass. Just fun escape from reality for awhile stuff.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 20, 2012 05:25 PM (81UWZ)

She was smokin' hot, too. NNGgggg...

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 20, 2012 01:34 PM (9SwFX)

109 How about when Peggy Bundy beat the shit out of the other wife when she, Al, and the kids were stuck in traffic on the freeway?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 01:34 PM (79ueO)

110 you know what happened to empowering !

Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 01:34 PM (nqBYe)

111 Black Widow is apposedta be all like that. Anyway, her best contribution to the team was her intelligence gathering. There's a character who deserves a standalone movie.

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 20, 2012 01:34 PM (I2LwF)

112 Saw some chick in Hawaii Five-0 kung-fu spin a guy down the stairs using just her legs. I thought, "Do little girls watching this think that they are capable of defying the laws of physics, too? Do they think that girls always win against the boys?" I hope to heavens most little girls have brothers like I did who smacked that grrrl-power notion right out of my head before I hit the street and got myself into some serious trouble.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 20, 2012 01:34 PM (y5uWA)

113 >>Forget your Ted Bundy sock?

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 20, 2012 05:32 PM (BgIBZ)

Chilling Ted,

.......chilling

Posted by: ontherocks at December 20, 2012 01:35 PM (aZ6ew)

114 Gina Carrano from Haywire

Posted by: Jose at December 20, 2012 01:35 PM (srIqv)

115 58 The Thing. No women at all. No love story. No sex scenes. No romance. Just paranoia sprinkled with a dash of terror.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 20, 2012 05:23 PM (BgIBZ)

The Thing 2011 had a female hero who was pretty good. Decisive but very little in the way of a traditional action girl. Spent most of her time running (what are you going to do against the Thing anyway?).

Posted by: Bhoddisatva at December 20, 2012 01:35 PM (wH62G)

116

Anyone else see the King of the Hill episode where Bobby was supposed to take a karate class or something and he ended up taking a women's self defense class instead? His go to move was to yell 'let go of my purse' and then kick the guy in the gonands as hard as he could.

I miss King of the Hill.

Posted by: polynikes at December 20, 2012 01:35 PM (m2CN7)

117 Speaking of...

What the heck is wrong with Knightly's mouth? It looks like she has a dental appliance stuck in her pie-port.

I half expect her to start drooling at any second.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 20, 2012 01:36 PM (FaqTv)

118 Claudia Black/Aeryn Sun

No contest.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 20, 2012 01:36 PM (52dU3)

119
speaking of Peggy Bundy, her character on Sons of Anarchy is one rotten old skank

she plays it beautifully

Posted by: soothsayer at December 20, 2012 01:36 PM (G/zuv)

120 99 >>My son the black belt would never, ever beat me in a fight, for instance. Do you wear that girlie bounty hunter holster when you're fighting him? cuz maybe that's why, .......just sayin' Posted by: ontherocks at December 20, 2012 05:32 PM (aZ6ew) The tags all said "unisex," so...

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 20, 2012 01:36 PM (I2LwF)

121 Worst girl power movie?
GI Jane
Posted by: polynikes at December 20, 2012 05:24 PM (m2CN7)

I see that somebody hasn't watched Sucker Punch.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 20, 2012 01:36 PM (SY2Kh)

122 Waifish karate girls. Another reason why I suck.

Posted by: Joss Whedon at December 20, 2012 01:36 PM (pozvt)

123 114 Gina Carrano from Haywire Posted by: Jose at December 20, 2012 05:35 PM (srIqv) She would beat the hell outa me. And I'd probably enjoy it. Is that wrong?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 01:36 PM (GEICT)

124 I've only seen two of those films, I need to get with it.

Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 01:37 PM (nqBYe)

125

100 Keira Knightly's fighting prowess in the pirates movies doesn't offend me as much as her A-cup titties...

I'm not sure those are even 'A-cup', EoJ.

More like AA if you ask me.

Or training bra.

I think she got those roles in the pirate movies because of her performance in 'Arthur'...where she played a very angry Wode.

Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 01:38 PM (K4wCe)

126 It's interesting that men today find fighting women "hot." I mean women who physically fight men and monsters, not women vs. women. I wonder when that started. A lot of this stuff, like the sword-wielding Disney princesses, starts with the feminazis but a lot of it seems to be playing to a market of post-feminist men. Most of the movies y'all are mentioning are mainly geared to a male audience. I think this represents a change in male taste. (???)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 20, 2012 01:38 PM (C8mVl)

127 The girl that played Jason Bourne in the first two movies was somewhat believable.

Posted by: ryukyu at December 20, 2012 01:38 PM (C6XFd)

128

I think they laid the groundwork for River Tam's character pretty well for one to accept the hands of blue did more than just tweek her brain.

I'm somewhat sure that they were only just beginning to explain what was done to River at the facility. It was enough to scare the shit out of Kaylee.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 20, 2012 01:38 PM (yiIja)

129 The best action chick movie ever TANK GIRL!

ducks and runs.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 20, 2012 01:38 PM (81UWZ)

130 What the heck is wrong with Knightly's mouth? It looks like she has a dental appliance stuck in her pie-port.

I half expect her to start drooling at any second.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2012 05:36 PM (FaqTv)

It's her smile that's off. There's something wrong with it. Just like there's something wrong with Ray Liotta's smile.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 20, 2012 01:39 PM (y5uWA)

131 As ridiculous as female vs male fight scenes are in movies, it's hard not to noticr that even male action stars these days are mostly beta male pussies. Even someone like Vin Diesel, who at least looks the part, is a flipping nancy boy.

Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at December 20, 2012 01:39 PM (E55AK)

132 gina carano from haywire...someone beat me to it, but that movie actually seemed believable.

Posted by: matt foley at December 20, 2012 01:40 PM (nxTmu)

133 Two Republican congressmen called Thursday for a national travel boycott of Mexico until the country releases imprisoned former Marine Jon Hammar, urging "all Americans" to campaign for the war veteran's freedom by turning off the tap on America's tourism dollars. The statements from Reps. Michael Grimm, R-N.Y., and Duncan Hunter, R-Calif. -- both Marine combat veterans -- came as dozens of lawmakers pressed the Obama administration to more aggressively petition for Hammar's release. Hammar, who is locked up in a notorious Mexican prison on what his family says is a trumped-up weapons charge, is increasingly gaining the attention of Congress. Amid conflicting signals about whether U.S. officials were making progress toward his release, Grimm and Hunter called for a national effort to bring Hammar home. "Until U.S. Marine Jon Hammar is released, I am calling on all Americans to cancel their vacations to Mexico and not to book any travel there," Grimm said, calling Hammar's treatment at the hands of Mexican officials an "absolute disgrace." "Hammar honorably served our country as a U.S. Marine, and we should be doing all we can to bring this innocent hero home," Grimm said. A travel boycott, if joined by enough people, could make a dent in Mexico's economy. According to the State Department, 150,000 Americans cross the border every day. Damn Right. A similar boycott effort worked against mexico back when they voted to that Zionism was the same as Racism. They backed down.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 01:40 PM (79ueO)

134 >>The tags all said "unisex," so...
Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 20, 2012 05:36 PM (I2LwF)

We're here for the boy.

Posted by: Dept of Child Self Protection Buttinskis at December 20, 2012 01:40 PM (aZ6ew)

135 118

Claudia Black/Aeryn Sun

No contest.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 20, 2012 05:36 PM (52dU3)

THIS.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at December 20, 2012 01:40 PM (9SwFX)

136 Jenna Haze. But that's a different sort of action movie.

Posted by: LibertarianJim (#teamletitburn) at December 20, 2012 01:40 PM (/3xt8)

137 118 Claudia Black/Aeryn Sun No contest. Posted by: @PurpAv at December 20, 2012 05:36 PM (52dU3) Good one. On a Moron's recommendation I'm just starting to watch Farscape. Like the stories, the space muppets are okay and lol'd at "blue-assed bitch."

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at December 20, 2012 01:41 PM (Su0W2)

138 Heather Blackman -- anyone who can flip the original James Bond and make it look believable has be on the list.

Posted by: Mark E at December 20, 2012 01:41 PM (3+35n)

139

125...or maybe that's spelled 'Woad'.

Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 01:41 PM (K4wCe)

140 I have a pet theory that one reason the 2004 "King Arthur"--which is actually a good film--may not have caught on is the advertising, which had Knightley promInent, in front of Clive Owen and Ioan Gruffald, and people may have thought it was feminist revisionist, and tuned it out immediately.

Posted by: H. at December 20, 2012 01:41 PM (E+Lmw)

141 "Ray Liotta..."

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 20, 2012 05:39 PM (y5uWA)

I saw him in Rockefeller Center about 10 years ago, just sitting in the courtyard across from me. I didn't recognize him at first, because he looked like a fucking drug addict. And no, they weren't filming a movie.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2012 01:42 PM (GsoHv)

142
Xena?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 20, 2012 01:42 PM (G/zuv)

143 The Thing 2011 had a female hero who was pretty good. Decisive but very little in the way of a traditional action girl. Spent most of her time running (what are you going to do against the Thing anyway?). Posted by: Bhoddisatva at December 20, 2012 05:35 PM (wH62G) --- Yeah, that was much better than I thought it'd be. She did just fine. Could run from The Thing, true, but pooping your pants and just standing there is also a viable option. Really I prefer the flamethrower option but I think ruining of the pants is the guaranteed outcome.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 20, 2012 01:42 PM (BgIBZ)

144 The best part about Hollywood bloodsports is when the actors/actresses come out for the next scene, they look as though they just stepped out of a make-up truck.

Fifty fucking death blows to the head, - no swelling, bumps, lumps, contusions, or cuts.

Which reminds me, has anybody seen Hillary lately?

Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2012 01:42 PM (K/NRd)

145
Fiona weighs about 80lbs but she's always kicking ass on Burn Notice.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 20, 2012 01:43 PM (G/zuv)

146 I like the girl fight in Die Hard 4 when Bruce Willis drops a car on the chick. Doesn't he say, "Enough of this kung fu shit"?

Posted by: Alice's Clone Army at December 20, 2012 01:43 PM (7PEUL)

147

Best Girl Power Movie

Elizabeth

Posted by: polynikes at December 20, 2012 01:43 PM (m2CN7)

148 What the heck is wrong with Knightly's mouth? --- She's British.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 20, 2012 01:43 PM (BgIBZ)

149
you know who's impressive?

Jim Caviziel

Adam Baldwin, also.

You can tell they actually know some moves. Matt Damon and Brad Pitt "act" like they know how to fight.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 20, 2012 01:44 PM (G/zuv)

150
Tom Hardy as Bane?

Awful!

So bad that he made Christian Bale look like a legit fighter.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 20, 2012 01:45 PM (G/zuv)

151 The chick in the "Hunger Games".

Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 01:46 PM (fH/O1)

152 I'd say Michelle Rodriguez is believable as a bad ass. She looks like someone that could land blows that would hurt. Even if she couldn't in real life, she projects a believable image that she could in the movies.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 20, 2012 01:46 PM (BuSM8)

153 149 Matt Damon and Brad Pitt "act" like they know how to fight.

That's partially why most action movies are shakeycam hell anymore. The other part is you can massively cut your choreography costs when you never have a frame in focus to actually see what's going on.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at December 20, 2012 01:46 PM (G99e4)

154 re: "I think when the story has been written to explain these women doing amazing things, it allows for the suspension of disbelief."

It takes more than her back story to suppress the real-life knowledge we all have (whether we recognize it or not) that the actual woman we see on screen slamming men around would be physically defenseless against the average boy just entering puberty--if he decided he was going to fuck her up.

It's common in female self-defense courses (that aren't scams) for the instructor to put the women he's teaching up against a young teenage boy to show them how useless standard tactics are against actual men--because that's a thing women who want to defend themselves need to know and don't learn from TV. They see the kid, they laugh and get excited to put him in his little-boy place, they try some shit, he smokes all of them in turn with near-zero effort. A lesson. Truth. How could a physically way-below-average guy like Richard Speck kill eight healthy young women together without even getting hurt? Because...he could. Almost all men could.

Fundamentally, ass-kicking female characters aren't the problem. A few exist (though they don't look like actresses). But there are even fewer men whose asses they can kick. And those guys are mostly in wheelchairs and comas.

Who are all these unaccountably weak dudes in these movies? What the hell's wrong with them? Why are there only those dudes around? That needs explaining, and it never gets it.

Posted by: oblig. at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (cePv8)

155 Gina Carano's MMA background probably helps her credibility somewhat...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Sacred Ampersands at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (GBXon)

156 I thought, "Do little girls watching this think that they are capable of defying the laws of physics, too? Do they think that girls always win against the boys?" I hope to heavens most little girls have brothers like I did who smacked that grrrl-power notion right out of my head before I hit the street and got myself into some serious trouble. Posted by: kathysaysso at December 20, 2012 05:34 PM (y5uWA) Physics is sexist. It has math and is thus racist too. It's probably homophobic as well. Damn kyriarchy!

Posted by: University Vice-President of Diversity at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (XvHmy)

157

The Deep - the fight between Shaw's man Kevin and the drug lord's henchman. I think it is the best fight between non-technically gifted nor supermen. It is also winner of Best use of an Outboard Motor in a fight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oud7EMZCu4

Posted by: Prindle at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (2Ynt1)

158 yep, the camera is all over the place -- the elbow, the knee,

the fight scene is just edited together

Posted by: soothsayer at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (G/zuv)

159 Matt Damon and Brad Pitt "act" like they know how to fight.

Hell, Brad Pitt "acts" like he knows how to act.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (ZOf1l)

160

----------

Could be.

I thought it was a pretty good movie, myself.

It also had Mads Mikkleson, Ray Stevens and Ray Winstone in it...in addition to Owen and Gruffald.

It was knee-deep in hunky guys.

Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (K4wCe)

161 The real Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Nomi Rapace (from the Swedish/Danish movie). The original Nikita. Again, the foreign actress.

Posted by: beach women at December 20, 2012 01:49 PM (LpQbZ)

162 I'm looking forward to the day when there is a total ban on firearms in this country.

Then I can go back to strong-arm robbery.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at December 20, 2012 01:49 PM (V70Uh)

163 The real Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Nomi Rapace (from the Swedish/Danish movie). The original Nikita. Again, the foreign actress. **Noomi Rapace

Posted by: beach women at December 20, 2012 01:49 PM (LpQbZ)

164 114 Gina Carrano from Haywire

Posted by: Jose at December 20, 2012 05:35 PM (srIqv)

Indeed. The movie wasn't that bad IMO, either...

Posted by: liquidflorian at December 20, 2012 01:49 PM (Kx/oz)

165 Posted by: Mike Tyson at December 20, 2012 05:49 PM (V70Uh)

Don't forget rape Michael.

Posted by: Desiree at December 20, 2012 01:50 PM (ZOf1l)

166 Honor Blackman

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at December 20, 2012 01:51 PM (Dll6b)

167 Speaking of women movie stars, was "Saddest IMDb Profile" ever on the ONT? "Woman Who Wets Herself (uncredited)"

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 20, 2012 01:51 PM (45fU0)

168

Now go watch this: http://tinyurl.com/c66nqo2 It'll make ya feel better, I swear

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 01:51 PM (XDC0v)

169 No need to run away Buzzsaw. Tank Girl rocked. She survived with a combination of wits, wiles & guns. The only guy she physically beat was Macolm McDowell's character. pu pu pu PAOW!

Posted by: krakatoa at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (Ca00V)

170 ""Glau did her own fight scenes in Firefly and Serenity, FWIW.""

The one thing in her favor was that she is supposedly a very good ballet dancer, so she is very flexible and her movements flow. That somewhat put a little finesse in her scenes.

Posted by: Berserker at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (FMbng)

171 I think about when my younger brother and I were kids. I was banned from smacking the shit out of him if he started anything, and as a result he got progressively more brazen, culminating in his being under the full blown delusion that he could kick my ass for real. Eventually I had to beat the everloving crap out of him because he got way too big for his britches, and you have to wonder if women will become similarly delusional due to the incessant positive/fantasy reinforcement that the culture provides.

Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (E55AK)

172 156 What, is thread gonna be about fist ballistics?

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 01:54 PM (XDC0v)

173

<62
Best Catfight: Total Recall>

With all respect, Dr., if the Michelle Yeoh and Zhang Ziyi duel in Crouching Tiger counts as a catfight, it wins.

<138Heather Blackman -- anyone who can flip the original James Bond and make it look believable has be on the list.>

Honor Blackman was great, but no Emma Peel.

Posted by: NCC at December 20, 2012 01:54 PM (xwXI3)

174 >>>>48
no one in television gets nose bleeds, fat lips, black eyes, welts
it's stupid, and movies are almost as bad
Posted by: soothsayer at December 20, 2012 05:21 PM (G/zuv)<<<< See "The Chase", 1966 version with Marlin Brando. Connery vs Shaw on the train in "From Russia With Love" was a good fight scene.

Posted by: Javems at December 20, 2012 01:54 PM (c8xU9)

175 Yeah, that was much better than I thought it'd be. She did just fine. Could run from The Thing, true, but pooping your pants and just standing there is also a viable option. Really I prefer the flamethrower option but I think ruining of the pants is the guaranteed outcome.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 20, 2012 05:42 PM (BgIBZ)

I was too busy pooping my pants for her. They had some very intense scenes in that movie! I was really grossed out by the two headed body theft...

Posted by: Bhoddisatva at December 20, 2012 01:54 PM (wH62G)

176 Come git yer mandatory vaginal ultrasounds here now, bitches!

Posted by: GOP Gov'nor at December 20, 2012 01:55 PM (ULNMd)

177 >>Hell, Brad Pitt "acts" like he knows how to act.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 20, 2012 05:48 PM (ZOf1l)

We're living in a bad movie.

We have fake money, fake news media, fake elections, fake representatives, fake solutions for mass killings, fake solutions for unreal debt, fake stories about movies and embassies burning.

The only thing that's real is the mess we're in.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 20, 2012 01:55 PM (aZ6ew)

178 What, is thread gonna be about fist ballistics? We already had one about bullets and stopping power, why not...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Sacred Ampersands at December 20, 2012 01:56 PM (GBXon)

179 154 --- "Who are all these unaccountably weak dudes in these movies? What the hell's wrong with them? Why are there only those dudes around? That needs explaining, and it never gets it." Posted by: oblig. at December 20, 2012 05:47 PM (cePv

I wonder about that too. And remember, many of these movies have MALES, not females, as their target audience. Why do modern men like the (impossibly) strong woman and the relatively weak man? Or maybe I'm missing something.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 20, 2012 01:56 PM (C8mVl)

180 Hu Rons, It was another beautiful day bringing energy to your life though maintaining Nuclear power. The protagonist in my book, which should be out in a week or so, is also an asskicker. However, she does nothing superhuman and you will be able to follow her path and understand how she became who she is. I paid careful attention to that. There are some bad ass women out there, but rarely do they look like a supermodel with a boob job. They usually look more like Misty May Trayner.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 01:56 PM (3Y7RV)

181 **Noomi Rapace

Posted by: beach women at December 20, 2012 05:49 PM (LpQbZ)

She looks like a nearly-female Iggy Pop.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 20, 2012 01:57 PM (y5uWA)

182 Not so much naturally real, but vicious, according to this guy http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2011/09/the-10-most-vicious-beatings-in-movies/ I didn't watch them. But, I noticed Drive was there, which I mention above. I couldn't find a Drive video which did not have a ridiculous soundtrack attached, the longer version, beginning with the sensuous kiss, to the skull cracking.

Posted by: beach women at December 20, 2012 01:58 PM (LpQbZ)

183 The Gina Carano / Michael Fassbender fight scene in Haywire is the best example I can think of, but there are at least two other fight scenes in that movie that are great.

There is a near-complete authenticity in the relative body weight and strength "physics" of the fight. He can muscle her around pretty easily, but not effortlessly. She cannot muscle him around, but she can leverage him when she can get the right position.

And the coup de grace is staged with cold, brutal realism, rather than theatrical triumphalism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpLErgPHt_o

Posted by: Guvnah at December 20, 2012 01:58 PM (LGmwY)

184 I was too busy pooping my pants for her. They had some very intense scenes in that movie! I was really grossed out by the two headed body theft... Posted by: Bhoddisatva at December 20, 2012 05:54 PM (wH62G) --- Oh man, I know. Those movies are horrifying. I think it helps that they did as much with animatronics as possible. Looks terrifying. The poor dogs O_O

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 20, 2012 01:58 PM (BgIBZ)

185 Sorority Sisters No Boys Allowed Vol. 13. Wrestling scenes were realistic as hell.

Posted by: Bosk at December 20, 2012 01:58 PM (n2K+4)

186 137

Good one. On a Moron's recommendation I'm just starting to watch Farscape. Like the stories, the space muppets are okay and lol'd at "blue-assed bitch."

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at December 20, 2012 05:41 PM (Su0W2)

The Farscape series is superb and well worth watching though I did not think highly of its concluding miniseries, "The Peacekeeper Wars."

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at December 20, 2012 01:58 PM (9SwFX)

187 179 I wonder about that too. And remember, many of these movies have MALES, not females, as their target audience. Why do modern men like the (impossibly) strong woman and the relatively weak man?
Or maybe I'm missing something.

My guess would be it's something akin to the man overcoming the strong woman getting some guys off...like you gotta work for it; tame them, etc. That goes all the way back to the Greek screeds on the Amazons.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at December 20, 2012 01:59 PM (G99e4)

188 Ruth Gordon vs. the Black Widows in Every Which Way But Loose.

http://tinyurl.com/bsp2n9y

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at December 20, 2012 01:59 PM (6WVi+)

189 I have one candidate for your list. The movie title is kind of fitting too.

Doomsday (200

starring Rhona Mitra, by Neil Marshall who also did Dog Soldiers.

Rhona is a complete fucking badass lethal human weapon. She tops any of the above mentioned female characters Krak listed because her character is set in the real world, with real world fighting abilities not superhuman stuff like River Tam or Alice from Resident Evil.

She plays a cop/soldier who is sent to find a cure for a zombie-type virus ravaging England. She fight not only zombies, but also Mad Max type feral humans, and a gigantic hulking mass of a human gladiator. There's no weird Gun-Kata or supersoldier abilities, she just plain kicks ass and gets the shit beat out of her too. She goes toe to toe with more than some of the male characters are able to handle, and in one scene she's grossly overmatched but still manages to be the last woman standing.

If you haven't seen this movie, I highly encourage you to rent or torrent it.

Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:00 PM (doBIb)

190 Even someone like Vin Diesel, who at least looks the part, is a flipping nancy boy.

Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at December 20, 2012 05:39 PM (E55AK)

He's a D&D player.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 75% more DOOM! at December 20, 2012 02:00 PM (xAtAj)

191

Rosanna Arquette if True Romance. She showed a younger Tony Soprano how to fight dirty. I may have the wrong Arquette name, who cares.

Posted by: ObamaPelosiBidenReid SubHuman Centipede Ouroboros at December 20, 2012 02:00 PM (0/Hwb)

192 So do fight scenes with women count if they come from books?

Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 02:00 PM (fH/O1)

193 Definitely Linda Hamilton escaping the mental institution in T2. Police baton to the bridge of the nose yowch! Still makes me wince.

Posted by: Codec717 at December 20, 2012 02:01 PM (bMlVI)

194 It goesc further than that. They insert women everywhere in movies. Just found out that the heroin in. "Zero Dark Thirty"is fiction. The real CIA team leader was s man. There's another mobile I won't see.

Posted by: Joe Bar at December 20, 2012 02:01 PM (8d2xX)

195 194

I thought there was actually a female agent involved somewhere along the way IRL; but the movie producers decided to action girl her up and combine about 5-6 different male agents into her role to pad it.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at December 20, 2012 02:03 PM (G99e4)

196

Franka Potente - Why? Watch 'Run Lola Run'.

Angelina Jolie held her own in Tomb Raider and, more recently, 'Wanted'. But I guess those fights are a little over the top. But she was awesome in 'The Tourist'.

Cameron Diaz in Knight and Day! Very believable.

Anne Hathaway in the last Batman. But she really didn't fight all that much.

And Kill Bill is FULL of women.

Posted by: RecklessProcess at December 20, 2012 02:03 PM (f7ylG)

197 There's another mobile I won't see. Posted by: Joe Bar at December 20, 2012 06:01 PM (8d2xX) I will not gaze upon any bastardization of our best and bravest. FK Them.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 02:03 PM (3Y7RV)

198 someone needs to tell Monty in the Doom / job creation thread that all chaps are ass-less

and Keira Knightley is very pretty, with beautiful eyes although nearly tit-less. God has a sense of humor...

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at December 20, 2012 02:03 PM (Dll6b)

199 The part in Raiders of the Lost Ark where Marion runs away from the guy with a knife and inside a building and smacks him in the face with a frying pan when he comes in after her.

Posted by: Calvin at December 20, 2012 02:03 PM (iqmFO)

200 I just want to see tits.

Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 02:04 PM (HqXYa)

201 The Farscape series is superb and well worth watching though I did not think highly of its concluding miniseries, "The Peacekeeper Wars." Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at December 20, 2012 05:58 PM (9SwFX) It's nice to have a "new" sci fi series to watch.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at December 20, 2012 02:04 PM (Su0W2)

202 and Keira Knightley is very pretty, with beautiful eyes although nearly tit-less. God has a sense of humor... Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at December 20, 2012 06:03 PM (Dll6b) Most women who are in great shape don't have any boobs. They are mostly fat.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 02:05 PM (3Y7RV)

203 The part in Raiders of the Lost Ark where Marion runs away from the guy with a knife and inside a building and smacks him in the face with a frying pan when he comes in after her. Posted by: Calvin at December 20, 2012 06:03 PM (iqmFO) I like the part where she is partially naked with Donald Sutherland and....oh wrong movie. Never mind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 02:05 PM (79ueO)

204 Angelina Jolie in SALT

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 20, 2012 02:05 PM (iYbLN)

205 It's not what 'modern men' want; it's what Hollywood pushes

most of their movies lose money ( even factoring in overseas sales )

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at December 20, 2012 02:05 PM (Dll6b)

206

Is something missing from that press release? The whole thing is about two other ABC clowns, and "Tapper" is never mentioned, until the last graph starts with "Jake is leaving...".

Yeah, ABC probably told Tapper to lighten up. Hard to imagine how that could be done without fucking helium.

Posted by: sherlock at December 20, 2012 02:06 PM (xhv9C)

207 I totally get this. I hate how modern movies feel they have to shoe horn a chick that kicks ass in it. Good point about Die Hard, if it were made today, Bruce would be a karate master and Bonnie Bedelia would be fighting on wires like Crouching Tiger. what bullshit. I can barely believe that most modern male action stars could do what they're allegedly being scripted as doing, let alone the bitches.

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at December 20, 2012 02:07 PM (QxSug)

208 I like the part where she is partially naked with Donald Sutherland and....oh wrong movie. Never mind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 06:05 PM (79ueO)

Is that the same woman? I don't know what movie you're talking about but I know the chick who played Marion was in Animal House.

Posted by: Calvin at December 20, 2012 02:07 PM (iqmFO)

209 Octopussy.

Posted by: that guy whut likes Octopussy at December 20, 2012 02:07 PM (QQwTC)

210 >>>>>any boobs. They are mostly fat.

fine with me

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at December 20, 2012 02:07 PM (Dll6b)

211 Watch 'Run Lola Run' Agreed. Another great movie. Ace really needs to catch up on the foreign flicks, that he revealed, recently, that he has stayed away from. Some of the best movies I have ever seen are foreign.

Posted by: beach women at December 20, 2012 02:07 PM (LpQbZ)

212 187 --- "My guess would be it's something akin to the man overcoming the strong woman getting some guys off...like you gotta work for it....." Posted by: Ranba Ral at December 20, 2012 05:59 PM (G99e4) Very interesting observation. Yet note that today female strength is depicted (falsely) as physical, where in earlier days it might be depicted as moral, spiritual, or aesthetic. But I think you may be onto something there.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 20, 2012 02:08 PM (C8mVl)

213 Fucking helium... NTTAWWT.

Posted by: sherlock at December 20, 2012 02:08 PM (xhv9C)

214 I liked Eowyn from LOTR: Return of the King. Remember when she kills that demon thing after he taunts her by saying "No man can kill me." She answered, "I am no man!" Awesomeness!

Posted by: Jmel at December 20, 2012 02:09 PM (9tSXa)

215 Is that the same woman? I don't know what movie you're talking about but I know the chick who played Marion was in Animal House. Posted by: Calvin at December 20, 2012 06:07 PM (iqmFO) That scene was in animal house

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 02:09 PM (79ueO)

216 I forgot The Long Kiss Goodnight. Geena was bad,bad ass.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 20, 2012 02:10 PM (iYbLN)

217 Meh. Has to do with the Leftist obsession with inverting gender roles. And I'm not sure why it would be arousing.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 02:10 PM (T0lrq)

218 That scene was in animal house

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 06:09 PM (79ueO)

Oh. Silly me. Anyways, she didn't spend the whole Indy movie screaming like the chick in Temple of Doom.

Posted by: Calvin at December 20, 2012 02:10 PM (iqmFO)

219

Poor Marion... she hasn't aged well. Perhaps it would have been better if she had face melted with the Nazi's after all? "Indy, "It Okay, Marion! Go ahead and Look!"

How about Angelina Jolie in "Wanted"? Man, she was all stringy and gristly. That and the heavy racoon eye make up was.... off putting....

Posted by: keithp at December 20, 2012 02:10 PM (kduZC)

220 Janice Soprano could kick some ass.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 20, 2012 02:11 PM (45fU0)

221 Heh. Helen Mirren in RED.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 20, 2012 02:12 PM (yiIja)

222 Ummmm, There's one missing - and it's a good 'un. Anck Su Namun vs. Rachel Weisz in Mummy II. http://tinyurl.com/bthmctb As real as real gets. _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 20, 2012 02:12 PM (RuUvx)

223 Niko from 'Sin City' _ Jessica Alba fighting with the lariat is realistic. _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 20, 2012 02:13 PM (RuUvx)

224 82 You just keep thinkin' that, old man...

Posted by: Truman's kid, as he's sneaking up behind him with a shovel at December 20, 2012 02:13 PM (XDC0v)

225 It's interesting that men today find fighting women "hot." I mean women who physically fight men and monsters, not women vs. women. I wonder when that started.

A lot of this stuff, like the sword-wielding Disney princesses, starts with the feminazis but a lot of it seems to be playing to a market of post-feminist men. Most of the movies y'all are mentioning are mainly geared to a male audience.

I think this represents a change in male taste. (???)

It's all about tits. Guys are hoping for a wardrobe malfunction and a boob pops out.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. it. Burn at December 20, 2012 02:13 PM (d0Dmj)

226 Karen Allen was in Animal House.

Posted by: Karen Allen, mmmmmmmm... at December 20, 2012 02:14 PM (XDC0v)

227 An old movie but still the perverbial life and death fight of a chick. The original "Psycho".

Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 02:14 PM (fH/O1)

228 Janice Soprano could kick some ass. Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 20, 2012 06:11 PM (45fU0) Before or after her anger management classes?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 02:15 PM (79ueO)

229 I agree with the fight scenes in the Kill Bill movies, much as I hate to say it

Posted by: Karen Allen, mmmmmmmm... at December 20, 2012 02:15 PM (XDC0v)

230 The UFC fighter Gina Carano did a spectacular job in the movie Haywire.

First fight scene:

http://bit.ly/12D0k86

Posted by: ElKomandante at December 20, 2012 02:15 PM (uMRKp)

231 Others have mentioned it, but Gina Carano's scenes in Haywire are the only realistic girl fight scenes I can recall... Most actresses have the weight issue, but that's hardly Gina's problem. Her fight weight is about 145 and her walk-around weight is comparable to most men. Since that's clearly muscle and not fat, yeah, she could really beat most men in a fight. That only becomes more true when you factor in grappling, which cancels the weight advantage to a large degree. Royce Gracie beat Dan Severn (150 vs 230 lbs or something crazy like that) with grappling in the first UFC.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 20, 2012 02:16 PM (kZ1LX)

232 "225 It's interesting that men today find fighting women "hot." I mean women who physically fight men and monsters, not women vs. women. I wonder when that started. A lot of this stuff, like the sword-wielding Disney princesses, starts with the feminazis but a lot of it seems to be playing to a market of post-feminist men. Most of the movies y'all are mentioning are mainly geared to a male audience. I think this represents a change in male taste. (???) It's all about tits. Guys are hoping for a wardrobe malfunction and a boob pops out. Posted by: rickb223 Let. it. Burn at December 20, 2012 06:13 PM (d0Dmj) " Heh. Well, that might apply to woman vs. woman stuff, but the other stuff is more likely a desire to take part in the inversion phantasy.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 02:16 PM (T0lrq)

233 Anck Su Namun vs. Rachel Weisz in Mummy II.

http://tinyurl.com/bthmctb

As real as real gets.
_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 20, 2012 06:12 PM (RuUvx)

------------------------------------------------

You're right. That's actually a pretty good fight scene. Sexy as hell too.

Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 02:16 PM (fH/O1)

234 42 Were you fighting about which one was gonna be in front???

Posted by: Karen Allen, mmmmmmmm... at December 20, 2012 02:16 PM (XDC0v)

235 I remember a movie in the late 70's where Marilyn Chambers was fighting back with some dudes on a pool table.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 20, 2012 02:17 PM (ZOf1l)

236 You've seen The Raid: Redemption, right? The fight scenes in that are utterly brutal.

I liked Michelle Rodriguez in Battle: LA though I'm not sure that counts because she was just another soldier and it was believable that she would have comparable skills to the guys.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 02:18 PM (Gk3SS)

237 235 Yeah, fighting back her gag reflex

Posted by: Karen Allen, mmmmmmmm... at December 20, 2012 02:18 PM (XDC0v)

238 Next you'll tell me Charlies Angels isn't a historical documentary based on actual events.

Posted by: Whatev at December 20, 2012 02:19 PM (2t6Gz)

239 I are a filthee boy

Posted by: Karen Allen, mmmmmmmm... at December 20, 2012 02:19 PM (XDC0v)

240 The truth of the matter is that women don't fight like men. Women have to be trained to fight like a man, and even then, aren't in the same class. There are probably millions of Muslim women that can confirm this assertion.

Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2012 02:20 PM (K/NRd)

241

I spent my life savings on whores and booze tonight as according the clock the world was suppose to end 20 minutes ago in my time zone.

My watch must be broke (just like me).

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at December 20, 2012 02:20 PM (S9UQa)

242 Anyone say Grace Slick in the 2nd Conan movie?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 20, 2012 02:21 PM (Qxdfp)

243 They allow women in the talkies? This country is so over.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 02:21 PM (HDgX3)

244 237 Sometimes the uvula can be a handicap

Posted by: Karen Allen, mmmmmmmm... at December 20, 2012 02:21 PM (XDC0v)

245

242 Anyone say Grace Slick in the 2nd Conan movie?

I think that was Grace Jones.

And yeah....totally believable, because she is actually scary.

Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 02:23 PM (K4wCe)

246 Geena Davis - Die screaming!

Posted by: DaveA at December 20, 2012 02:23 PM (Xefrb)

247 "243 They allow women in the talkies? This country is so over. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 06:21 PM (HDgX3) " Well, it pretty much is, and the fact that all movies are little more than puerile sexual power phantasies did actually have something to do with it. Idiocracies cannot and will not survive.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 02:23 PM (T0lrq)

248 I probably gave short shrift to some good fight scenes in my earlier comment, but it's easy to figure out some fight scenes done wrong. Summer Glau's last "fight scene" (for just a few moments, but still) in Serenity comes to mind. Not for one second did I believe any of that. Ultimately, that's what makes or breaks it. Suspense of disbelief. Female action stars don't need to be Gina Carano, but they should at least be able to move QUICKLY enough so that it looks like they hit reasonably hard. Glau gave it a good try but Serenity's bar fight was a little slow in a lot of parts, alas.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 20, 2012 02:24 PM (kZ1LX)

249 Never a bad time to beat a commie to death with a towel rack.

Posted by: DaveA at December 20, 2012 02:24 PM (Xefrb)

250 The fight that started it all: Krystle vs. Alexis.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 20, 2012 02:25 PM (4Tk7I)

251 I liked Michelle Rodriguez in Battle: LA though I'm not sure that counts because she was just another soldier and it was believable that she would have comparable skills to the guys.

Sure, but it is Michelle "Most Typecast Actress In Hollywood" Rodriguez we're talking about.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 20, 2012 02:25 PM (SY2Kh)

252 >>>Well, it pretty much is, and the fact that all movies are little more than puerile sexual power phantasies did actually have something to do with it. ...?

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 20, 2012 02:26 PM (kZ1LX)

253 heh. My hubby wants to watch 2012 with Cusack as a tribute to tomorrow. Sh*tty reviews, but... night all

Posted by: beach movies at December 20, 2012 02:26 PM (LpQbZ)

254 ASSIUT, Egypt (AP) Â– A campaign of intimidation by Islamists left most Christians in this southern Egyptian province too afraid to participate in last weekÂ’s referendum on an Islamist-drafted constitution they deeply oppose, residents say. The disenfranchisement is hiking ChristiansÂ’ worries over their future under empowered Muslim conservatives. Around a week before the vote, some 50,000 Islamists marched through the provincial capital, Assiut, chanting that Egypt will be Â“Islamic, Islamic, despite the Christians.Â” At their head rode several bearded men on horseback with swords in scabbards on their hips, evoking images of early Muslims conquering Christian Egypt in the 7th Century. They made sure to go through mainly Christian districts of the city, where residents, fearing attacks, shuttered down their stores and stayed in their homes, witnesses said. The day of the voting itself on Saturday, Christian voting was minimal Â— as low as seven percent in some areas, according to church officials. Some of those who did try to head to polling stations in some villages were pelted by stones, forcing them to turn back without casting ballots, Christian activists and residents told The Associated Press this week. The activists now see what happened in Assuit as a barometer for what ChristiansÂ’ status will be under a constitution that enshrines a greater role for Shariah, or Islamic law, in government and daily life. Even under the secular regime of autocrat Hosni Mubarak, EgyptÂ’s Christians complained of discrimination and government failure to protect them and their rights. They fear it will be worse with the Islamists who have dominated EgyptÂ’s political landscape since MubarakÂ’s ouster in February 2011. Â“When all issues become religious and all the talk is about championing Islam and its prophet, then, as a Christian, I am excluded from societal participation,Â” said Shady Magdy Tobia, a Christian activist in Assiut. Â“If this does not change, things will only get worse for Christians.Â”

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 02:26 PM (79ueO)

255 Pffft, women fighting scenes. The ONLY woman's fight scene that is even worth talking about is the mud fight scene from Stripes. Otherwise women's place in movies should be reserved for sex scenes or for background eye candy

Posted by: ggm at December 20, 2012 02:26 PM (ie0t/)

256 women in fight scenes? I wonder how much of a dilemma liberals have with that? you have to allow women every opportunity to not be women but how angry are they going to be every time a 110 pound woman cop gets the crap beat out of her by some 180 pound high school guy in a movie.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2012 02:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

257 "252 >>>Well, it pretty much is, and the fact that all movies are little more than puerile sexual power phantasies did actually have something to do with it. ...? Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 20, 2012 06:26 PM (kZ1LX) " If you had quoted the whole thing, "...?" would have made no sense.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 02:27 PM (T0lrq)

258 Another thought occurred - Callisto in "Hercules the Legendary Journeys" http://tinyurl.com/cbvwump _ ~ sigh ~ Good times, Good times.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 20, 2012 02:27 PM (RuUvx)

259

Anybody who has ever been hit by say, a medium-size guy and a great big guy can tell you, there's a world of difference (and yeah, that would be me). A medium-sized guy in good shape will stun you with a well-placed hit, but a big MFer is pretty damn strong just from hauling his own mass around, and when he hits you, it's like a pile driver. With a really big guy, your best bet is to get them on the ground, get away from them and then use a tool.

A really big guy (220 and up) will break a leetle 120 lb girl in half.

I have to take exception to everyone dissin on Summer Glau. with the exception of ONE guy, most of her moves involved using people's size and momentum against them, al la ju-jitsu. However, there is that one felow in the bar who is running one way full tilt, and summer sweeps an arm at him & stops him & flips him over. Physically impossible. Other than that, though, I thought her fight scenes were pretty good. And I just loved firefly, and if'n you didn't, well, we'll just have to take this outside.

Posted by: West at December 20, 2012 02:28 PM (1Rgee)

260 Michelle Yeoh in anything where she wears pants.

Posted by: DaveA at December 20, 2012 02:32 PM (Xefrb)

261 a well-placed hit, but a big MFer is pretty damn strong just from hauling his own mass around, and when he hits you, it's like a pile driver. With a really big guy, your best bet is to get them on the ground, get away from them and then use a tool. yep. like a bolt out of the blue. if you are unable to get him on the ground you had better hope you are faster on your feet than he is.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2012 02:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

262 I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at December 20, 2012 02:33 PM (fH/O1)

263

"201 The Farscape series is superb and well worth watching though I did not think highly of its concluding miniseries, "The Peacekeeper Wars." "

Oh, God oh God if you watch FarScape (which was great but did get a little treacly near the end) DO NOT watch TPW - it'll sour the rest of the series and scar your soul for the rest of your life.

Posted by: West at December 20, 2012 02:33 PM (1Rgee)

264 >>>If you had quoted the whole thing, "...?" would have made no sense. No, that's not it. 1: Movies become puerile sexual power fantasies (what?) 2: ??? 3: Idiocracy!!

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 20, 2012 02:33 PM (kZ1LX)

265 236 You've seen The Raid: Redemption, right? The fight scenes in that are utterly brutal. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 06:18 PM (Gk3SS) I have not. And I'm afraid to YouTube anything you suggest.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 02:34 PM (GEICT)

266 Summer Glau is hot and a ballerina but she in no way could kick ass unless embued with a terminator infrastructure. Carano was believable enough in the Soderburgh movie, I guess. Watched the train wreck known as 2012's Total Recall which failed to improve on original. Whats her face is f'ng hot but without vampire blood, I doubt she could kick anyone's ass.

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (QxSug)

267 What the people who put these chick fight scenes don't know is that getting punched hurts, and can make someone weak, and who can withstand the attack wins.

These women fights, the women don't get hit hard, and have a heavy guy push them around, it's make believe.

And leads to chicks walking around like they are tough...

They have no idea what it's like to come across someone who blacksout in fights. Pure animalistic energy.

But its' all fucking marketing to demos anyway. So dumb.

Posted by: Rev Dr. E Buzz Yannoglanchie at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (ApGOC)

268 "264 >>>If you had quoted the whole thing, "...?" would have made no sense. No, that's not it. 1: Movies become puerile sexual power fantasies (what?) 2: ??? 3: Idiocracy!! Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 20, 2012 06:33 PM (kZ1LX) " Actually, that is it. What part of "247 "243 They allow women in the talkies? This country is so over. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 06:21 PM (HDgX3) " Well, it pretty much is, and the fact that all movies are little more than puerile sexual power phantasies did actually have something to do with it. Idiocracies cannot and will not survive. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 06:23 PM (T0lrq) " did you have trouble comprehending?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (T0lrq)

269

The three biggest problems with female ass-kickers

1) Fights are too long - they'd be unrealistic between two guys, and between a guy and a girl it's even more so. If you look at a long fight it usually involves both participants on the ground or out of range of each other, not trading punches endlessly.

2) The women fight like men - As others have pointed out, most men have a significant weight and height advantage over women. Furthermore, often when two guys are fighting it's not to kill, but to establish dominance. A 140 lb woman trying to trade blows with some 200 lb man is going to quickly lose unless she fights dirty and works to avoid directly pitting her strength against his.

3) They don't look like they're capable - She doesn't have to look like She-Hulk, but your heroine should have some muscle mass. Also, if you're character is supposed to be some sort of warrior woman, have her cut her hair or otherwise keep it out of the way. In a close up fight it could be used as a weapon against her.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (3x3F6)

270 Michelle Obama in "Death of a Nation". She kicked some ass.

Posted by: Private John Winger at December 20, 2012 02:36 PM (MPjT8)

271 258 Another thought occurred - Callisto in "Hercules the Legendary Journeys" http://tinyurl.com/cbvwump OMG. Great call. Major fappage.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 02:36 PM (GEICT)

272

Diana Rigg as Emma Peel in the"Avengers", the 1960's British action-adventure spoof of the James Bond movies.

Diana Rigg in those black leather body suits. Sure, it was just black and white in those days, but humma humma.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch thinks he is Eddie Willers, NOT! at December 20, 2012 02:36 PM (Md8Uo)

273 I got nothin', even the Kill Bill fights looked way too choreographed and practiced, there's not enough kinetic energy there to produce the results the stunt men fill in. I could name some good gun fight scenes, but no hand-to-hand with chicks I could buy into. Maybe Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Loved the gun-fu in Equilibrium.

Posted by: Socratease at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (iVBDH)

274 >>>114 Gina Carrano from Haywire The whole movie is built around her fight scenes. It gets a little ridiculous when she just appears in a full sprint on the beach to engage in yet another fight. It really is like a porno movie, only fighting instead of sex.

Posted by: Wooga at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (NJeJT)

275 Denise Richards vs. Neve Campbell (vs. Matt Dillon) in Wild Things. Oh, wait.... that wasnt a fight....

Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (HqXYa)

276 259 Can only be as much force to the punchee as to the puncher. We established that earlier.

Posted by: Karen Allen, mmmmmmmm... at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (XDC0v)

277 Michelle Obama in "Death of a Nation". She ~~kicked~~ tossed ~~some~~ her ass around.

FIFY.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. it. Burn at December 20, 2012 02:39 PM (d0Dmj)

278 Diana Rigg in those black leather body suits. Sure, it was just black and white in those days, but humma humma.

If my dick was longer I would have had that filthy slut.

Posted by: Sean Connery at December 20, 2012 02:40 PM (ZOf1l)

279 Oh man, I know. Those movies are horrifying. I think it helps that they did as much with animatronics as possible. Looks terrifying. The poor dogs O_O

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 20, 2012 05:58 PM (BgIBZ)

A good choice too. No matter how good CGI has gotten lately it still has the problems of animation and bluescreen. Animatronics put the actors right into the action as long as they are good.

Poor dogs is right! It seems like a very painful way to die...if you do die...ugh.

Posted by: Bhoddisatva at December 20, 2012 02:41 PM (wH62G)

280 Hands down - JeeJa Yanin in Chocolate http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1183252/ A little too much wire work on the final battle (but understood because of the location). She kicks arse.

Posted by: TheMadItalian at December 20, 2012 02:41 PM (77RW/)

281 Diana Rigg in those black leather body suits. Sure, it was just black and white in those days, but humma humma.

Diana Rigg in those suits is the first woman who made me realize as a kid that maybe girls dont have cooties after all.

Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 02:41 PM (HqXYa)

282 Although lately I'd much rather have these kind fluff-content-threads, I just clicked on the link in the left side-bar to look at the photo of Dole saying farewell to Inouye..and I read the caption. I am now bawling like a baby and am feeling the the LIB response is not worthy of what so many sacrificed for. damn.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 20, 2012 02:43 PM (53riN)

283 I always wondered how many young women ended up in ER because of the "empowerment films" and a little to much alcohol.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at December 20, 2012 02:43 PM (S9UQa)

284 Tapper then said oh, really? and then picked up the phone to CNN Talk about doing a Thelma and Louise to your career...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 20, 2012 02:43 PM (PMGbu)

285 Michelle Obama will find more ways to slaughter more tamales this holiday season than the twenty or so forced-labor illegal aliens working her non-FDA/EPA approved victory garden.

Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2012 02:44 PM (K/NRd)

286 RondinellaMamma- I had the same reaction. Didn't realize Dole was in such bad shape. I also didn't know he and Inouye knew each other in WWII.

Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2012 02:44 PM (O/fK8)

287 In the previous episode of "The Walking Dead," Michionne's brute force grappling with the Governor stretched reality past the breaking point. She should have just used superior technique at a distance to beat him before Andrea stepped in. Regardless of how disruptive to the leadership of whichever camp she resides, Andrea's lethality with weapons, after its developed progression, does not strain the audience's belief.

Posted by: derit at December 20, 2012 02:45 PM (I88Jc)

288 282 Welcome to my world

Posted by: Karen Allen, mmmmmmmm... at December 20, 2012 02:45 PM (XDC0v)

289 We've had this discussion before.I think Alien started the trend(though Ripley didn't do anything ridiculous) of course in the sequel she went full ass kicker and was superior to the Marines(even though she just learned how to work a weapon).

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 02:45 PM (9XBK2)

290 >>>did you have trouble comprehending? At this point, look in a mirror.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 20, 2012 02:45 PM (kZ1LX)

291

Anyone else tired of the way every movie must shoe-horn in an action-hero chick? Even when the movie is specifically not about action-hero chicks?

I'm totally there with you. BUT, Pirates started out with Elizabeth, as a child, standing on the bow of the ship singing a pirate song. One got the message clearly that she always wanted to be a pirate. That's why her becoming pirate king in the third movie was so funny.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 02:45 PM (DoZD+)

292

Diana Rigg in those suits is the first woman who made me realize as a kid that maybe girls dont have cooties after all.

Then as a young man you realized that they did, but thanks to penicillin you didn't care.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 20, 2012 02:45 PM (3x3F6)

293 the Bourne movies, Franka Potenta is schweet.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004376/

Posted by: DaveA totally ignores your MATT DAMON joke at December 20, 2012 02:45 PM (Xefrb)

294 Diana Rigg in those suits is the first woman who made me realize as a kid that maybe girls dont have cooties after all.
Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 06:41 PM
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F-me. I was going to write a comment that involved "funny feelings" that were - for the first time - not about cooties. I followed those legs up that suit until they came together and couldn't quite yet figure out my fascination with where they met.

Still fascinated.

Diana Rigg, FTW.

Posted by: Lurking Flaneur at December 20, 2012 02:46 PM (ay6+/)

295 Elin Woods with a driver

Posted by: Thunderb at December 20, 2012 02:46 PM (Dnbau)

296 Lorena Bobbit with a knife

Posted by: Thunderb at December 20, 2012 02:46 PM (Dnbau)

297 "290 >>>did you have trouble comprehending? At this point, look in a mirror. Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 20, 2012 06:45 PM (kZ1LX) " Good comeback, cocksucker.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 02:46 PM (T0lrq)

298 >>> I always wondered how many young women ended up in ER because of the "empowerment films" and a little to much alcohol. Basically none. Men just let girls beat on them. Unless they're the wifebeater type, and then it has absolutely nothing to do with who started it.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 20, 2012 02:47 PM (kZ1LX)

299 Gymkata.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 20, 2012 02:47 PM (g5jxH)

300 287 She should have just used superior technique Posted by: derit at December 20, 2012 06:45 PM (I88Jc) --- Glass shard to eyeball is pretty technical.

Posted by: Tears of John's Boehner at December 20, 2012 02:47 PM (BgIBZ)

301 Elin Woods with a driver Posted by: Thunderb at December 20, 2012 06:46 PM (Dnbau) He's still alive. She hit him with everything she had and he's still alive. Well bad luck for her and bad luck for him if .........

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 02:47 PM (79ueO)

302 If Mitt Romney is a raging dick in an alternate universe, then Bill Clinton might be an American hero?

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 20, 2012 02:48 PM (kZ1LX)

303
Seems to me at least one of Angelina Jolie's movie scenes would qualify, but usually I am just staring at her lips.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 20, 2012 02:49 PM (69Mdf)

304 "302 If Mitt Romney is a raging dick in an alternate universe, then Bill Clinton might be an American hero? Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 20, 2012 06:48 PM (kZ1LX) " Try harder.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 02:49 PM (T0lrq)

305 The Last Psychiatrist has an important article about the Hunger Games: http://tinyurl.com/crwthj2

Posted by: Karen Allen, mmmmmmmm... at December 20, 2012 02:49 PM (XDC0v)

306 >>Tapper then said oh, really? and then picked up the phone to CNN

Talk about doing a Thelma and Louise to your career...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 20, 2012 06:43 PM (PMGbu)

Was wondering the same.

Apparently there wasn't a non complete clause in his contract, but a STFU instead.

Weird move, love to know the truth.

Though how many times do we say that a day now relative to the MBM.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 20, 2012 02:49 PM (aZ6ew)

307 Talk about doing a Thelma and Louise to your career...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 20, 2012 06:43 PM (PMGbu)

So which one is Tapper, Thelma or Louise? And I see MUMR is pissed again.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 20, 2012 02:49 PM (ZOf1l)

308 Lorena Bobbit with a knife Posted by: Thunderb at December 20, 2012 06:46 PM (Dnbau) yeah well, that was round two in the evening. round one was before john wayne bobbitt passed out and she did not manage to go all terminatorette on his as in that round.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2012 02:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

309 Ha Ha go to ESPN and read the comments on the Rob Parker story, before all the commenters are incarcerated.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (MPjT8)

310 >>>Try harder. Is this, like, internet jujitsu?

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (kZ1LX)

311 "307 Talk about doing a Thelma and Louise to your career... Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 20, 2012 06:43 PM (PMGbu) So which one is Tapper, Thelma or Louise? And I see MUMR is pissed again. Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 20, 2012 06:49 PM (ZOf1l) " Anklebiters aren't my fault. And yes, they do piss me off.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (T0lrq)

312 Gotta unsock before i end up on the list

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (XDC0v)

313 >>>Lorena Bobbit with a knife

I wouldn't wish that on a broke-dick MMA fighter.

Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (K/NRd)

314 So which one is Tapper, Thelma or Louise? And I see MUMR is pissed again. Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 20, 2012 06:49 PM (ZOf1l) Yep, he broke out "cocksucker". Must be on his third beer.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 02:52 PM (3Y7RV)

315 "310 >>>Try harder. Is this, like, internet jujitsu? Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 20, 2012 06:51 PM (kZ1LX) " No.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 02:52 PM (T0lrq)

316

I've been fencing for 25 years.... and the fact is that there ARE some very badass ladies out there... who will skewer many Men because of speed and skill....

But the key is they must be MORE skilled to make up for the Size Strength advantage Men have....

Put Average skills vs Average skills... Guy Wins.... Put Best against Best? Guy Wins...

And thats with an artificial Rule set... in a really violent encounter?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2012 02:52 PM (lZBBB)

317 She could have buckled his leg with an inside kick and driven his head into the fishtank to the same effect. But no. The writers had to put her in a pitched slugfest with someone about 2 or 3 weight classes above her own, lest we forgot how much of a bad ass she is.

Posted by: derit at December 20, 2012 02:54 PM (I88Jc)

318 Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2012 06:52 PM (lZBBB) There are a couple of female MAs I know who I would not want to tangle with

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 02:54 PM (79ueO)

319 Where do I get a ticket to the alternate universe where a boy Barack eats some spoiled dogmeat by mistake, rebels and runs away to India, where he spends the rest of his life as a beggar.

Posted by: Whatev at December 20, 2012 02:54 PM (2t6Gz)

320 Blade Trinity was the worst(first of all because Blade was a friggin guest star) with Jessica Biel as a normal human kicking vampire ass.Not even human men but super human vampires.

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 02:54 PM (9XBK2)

321 316 I thought it was illegal to buy and sell stolen property

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 02:54 PM (XDC0v)

322 Milla Jovovich was impressive wearing full body armor in "The Messenger".

Then there was Anne Parillaud in "La Femme Nikita". Wait a minute ... Luc Bresson directed both movies, so, what's up with that?

Posted by: mrp at December 20, 2012 02:55 PM (HjPtV)

323 Blade Trinity was the worst(first of all because Blade was a friggin guest star) with Jessica Biel as a normal human kicking vampire ass.Not even human men but super human vampires. Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 06:54 PM (9XBK2) Well, WTF, it is Jessica Beil.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 02:55 PM (3Y7RV)

324 unless the woman has superior fire power, or poison, its bullshit. Unless she goes for the junk

Posted by: Thunderb at December 20, 2012 02:56 PM (Dnbau)

325 I agree about the tough chicks business. It's almost never done well and it's done way to much. Everything I see some sweetheart like Scarlett Johanson kick a guys ass I am totally unable to suspend disbelief and I just roll my eyes or chuckle.

Just give them a gun or something

Posted by: runninrebel at December 20, 2012 02:56 PM (J4gw3)

326 322 I don't think even St.Joan got very involved in the melee(and when she did she was overpowered and captured).

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 02:57 PM (9XBK2)

327 F-me. I was going to write a comment that involved "funny feelings" that were - for the first time - not about cooties. I followed those legs up that suit until they came together and couldn't quite yet figure out my fascination with where they met.

Still fascinated.

Diana Rigg, FTW.

Posted by: Lurking Flaneur at December 20, 2012 06:46 PM (ay6+/)

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Fuck Dianna Riggs. It was Snow White for me. Especially all that dwarf action.

Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 02:57 PM (fH/O1)

328 fencing? any old sport will do. women's tees are there for a reason - not only so obama can use them. women play shorter matches in tennis - women play best of three men play best of five. I am only piling on the point that the portrayals are unrealistic .

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2012 02:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

329 >>>305 The Last Psychiatrist has an important article about the Hunger Games: http://tinyurl.com/crwthj2 This is a pretty good article and I definitely agree with his issue of agency. It's pretty weird, but on some level Bella has more control than Katniss does. I think Collins knows this well too, resulting in the third book turning out the way it does.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 20, 2012 02:57 PM (kZ1LX)

330

After the "90 lb girl throwing the 250 lb man", my next action scene peeve is the "break the dude's next with a simple twist". If necks broke as easily as they often portray, the death toll just from people getting up out of bed would be a daily holocaust.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at December 20, 2012 02:57 PM (nZvGM)

331 neck. not next, obviously

Posted by: somebody else, not me at December 20, 2012 02:58 PM (nZvGM)

332 We'll know they Mayans were right if the blog disappears. Isn't it already tomorrow in NZ or Australia or where ever it is that Pixy keeps the hamsters?

Posted by: Retread at December 20, 2012 02:58 PM (zxitI)

333 OMG Jessica Biel's ass is making my fight something in my pants:http://tinyurl.com/bqhokmb And yes that is the search term i used

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 02:58 PM (XDC0v)

334 Watch it, tough guy. I make a MEAN arugula sammach.

Posted by: Mooch Michelle, Fairness and Justice for All League at December 20, 2012 02:59 PM (rzTDZ)

335 Fuck Dianna Riggs. It was Snow White for me. Especially all that dwarf action. Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 06:57 PM (fH/O1) It was Olivia Newton John in Grease for me.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 02:59 PM (3Y7RV)

336 330 Those are bad but the worst of all is a shotgun blast hurling a victim several feet.And it happens in otherwise good movies and spoils them for me.Those old time movies with their unrealistic violence got shooting victims right,they just fall over.

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 02:59 PM (9XBK2)

337 329 Yoshi man card: revoked

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:00 PM (XDC0v)

338 336 Yay!!! Steevy revives our ballistics discussion!!!

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:00 PM (XDC0v)

339 I'll settle for the alternate universe where state congressman Obama is caught giving Reggie head, and possessing bindles of prepackaged crack in the back of the limo and is just now being paroled.

Posted by: Whatev at December 20, 2012 03:00 PM (2t6Gz)

340 Anyone else tired of the way every movie must shoe-horn in an action-hero chick? Even when the movie is specifically not about action-hero chicks?

And the movies that don't shoe-horn in action-hero chicks, shoe-horn in the cast members singing ("adorably" out of tune) and dancing (clumsily unless they are black). How I hate it.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 20, 2012 03:01 PM (y5uWA)

341

Gawd, I lurve Milla Jovovich. I would watch her standing completely still, reading a phone book. Obviously, I LURVE all the Resident Evils, even though I couldn't find a straight story line in any of them!

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Bly, Azof, UK at December 20, 2012 03:01 PM (7v5Ct)

342 by saying "No man can kill me."

Note to future bad guys:
A giant chandelier that you can't aim well and only use every third combat round is no match for a quick stab THRU the face.

Posted by: DaveA totally ignores your MATT DAMON joke at December 20, 2012 03:02 PM (Xefrb)

343 I know I am late to the thread, but I just want to add my two centavos. I've got almost enough years in the army to retire, and in all that time, I've only known one female to try to keep up with the guys in the infantry world. There was a red-headed E-5 GSR team leader in the MI Bn in the 82nd Airborne Division in the late 90's when I was there as a infantry platoon leader. She was six foot tall and would hump a ruck with her men weighing the same as them and keep up with them. She also liked going to the field. Everyone had respect for her because she didn't pull the female card and carried as much gear as the guys. Every 11B in Division wanted some of that.

Posted by: Assassin6 at December 20, 2012 03:02 PM (FfukH)

344

Did anyone mention that the bones in a woman's hands are kinda fragile? To deliver the force they seem to in the movies would break some of them.

The scenes I believe is where he passes out and she bluges him to death with a hammer.

In the real world, women don't do violence much. They use poison...and get away with it.

Posted by: Invictus at December 20, 2012 03:02 PM (OQpzc)

345 338 Entropy is still there bustin' out the 411

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:02 PM (XDC0v)

346 338 I know it gets discussed here often.That stuff drives me nuts.Open Range has lots of it going on and it just ruins that movie for me.

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 03:02 PM (9XBK2)

347 Gawd, I lurve Milla Jovovich. I would watch her standing completely still, reading a phone book. Obviously, I LURVE all the Resident Evils, even though I couldn't find a straight story line in any of them! Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Bly, Azof, UK at December 20, 2012 07:01 PM (7v5Ct) Storyline? WTF is that?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:02 PM (3Y7RV)

348 Most realistic onscreen chick vs dude fight?

Sarah Silverman vs Ryan Phillipe in "Way of the Gun".

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at December 20, 2012 03:02 PM (KAWvv)

349 sadly I believe jessica biel recently married some former boy band singer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2012 03:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

350 No Ellen Ripley? No Eowyn? Two of the greatest female action characters evah.

Also, I'm looking forward to the Red Sonja reboot. Amber Heard in a chainmail bikini is something I gotta see.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 20, 2012 03:03 PM (KSjsb)

351 "340 Anyone else tired of the way every movie must shoe-horn in an action-hero chick? Even when the movie is specifically not about action-hero chicks? And the movies that don't shoe-horn in action-hero chicks, shoe-horn in the cast members singing ("adorably" out of tune) and dancing (clumsily unless they are black). How I hate it. Posted by: kathysaysso at December 20, 2012 07:01 PM (y5uWA) " Our civilization is in a rut. And so is our "art."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:03 PM (T0lrq)

352 Helen the landlady from Kung Fu Hustle was pretty awesome.

Posted by: Eddie Willers at December 20, 2012 03:03 PM (bRdb3)

353 There's only three good types of fight scenes

1. A battle between two men of relatively equal strength and skill. It can per high end MA or grubby locker room brawling. It doesn't matter.

2. A grossly outmatched and un-liked character getting the tar beat out of him by a trained or tougher hero, or the reverse.

There is room for good girl fights but Hollywood is unable to make them realistic for some reason. Real chick fights are sloppy, awkward, and loud.

Posted by: runninrebel at December 20, 2012 03:03 PM (J4gw3)

354 343 Hey Assassin would it offend you if I asked you your opinion of 5.56 terminal ballistics?

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:04 PM (XDC0v)

355 You cons just can't HANDLE having a POWERFUL, INDEPENDENT Womyn in film! And besides, it's just fiction, why get so worked up over nothing? Can't girls have a little fun in escapism? I thought you guys hated hollywood! Also, women are every equal to a man! Perhaps even MORE equal!

Posted by: Your Brother's Goddamn Leftwing Girlfriend at December 20, 2012 03:04 PM (JVEmw)

356 Note to future bad guys: A giant chandelier that you can't aim well and only use every third combat round is no match for a quick stab THRU the face. Posted by: DaveA totally ignores your MATT DAMON heh - that is funny

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2012 03:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

357 I think Collins knows this well too, resulting in the third book turning out the way it does.

Bullshit. Look, I'm a fan of the Hunger Games but Collins writes set pieces with filler around them. That's why the world building is so chaotic and why it ends how it does. She needs to get from point A to point B, writes points A and B and then tries to stitch them together. I will give her this, though, her portrayal of Katniss as being deeply mentally unstable after all she's gone through is well done.

Peeta will always be too good for her though. Not that. I have Opinions on this.

And, as always, Team Alice.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:05 PM (Gk3SS)

358 Our civilization is in a rut. And so is our "art." Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:03 PM (T0lrq) Agreed, what is learned about most civilazations is learned through their art. 1000 years from now, we have gauranteed some major belly laughs.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:05 PM (3Y7RV)

359 Jeeja Yanin. A Thai Taekwondo fighter who has exception footwork and is the start of my martial arts films.

Posted by: Daniel at December 20, 2012 03:05 PM (lx63h)

360 Mythbusters just demonstrated you can't even make a hat fly off with gunfire(the bullet simply punches through).The only thing that made the hat noticeably move was a blast of #4 shot(and it also peppered the manikins face).

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 03:06 PM (9XBK2)

361 Gina Carano in "Haywire".

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 20, 2012 03:06 PM (mV8sg)

362 Oh, and if you're looking for realistic fight scenes involving women, Faye Dunaway does a couple in Barfly.

Posted by: Eddie Willers at December 20, 2012 03:07 PM (bRdb3)

363 333 MAN that link is awesome. Mine always are

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:07 PM (XDC0v)

364 Did it just get hot in here or is it Summer?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2012 03:08 PM (jPVBi)

365 So three-time Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton was doubling as a prostitute for the past year. Husband was not supportive of it, she said. What new depths will we plumb in 2013? I can't frigging wait!

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 03:08 PM (FcR7P)

366 Eva Longoria. She killed Sanchez (joking)

Posted by: Thunderb at December 20, 2012 03:08 PM (Dnbau)

367 Think Gina Carano could take any male MMA fighter?

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 03:09 PM (9XBK2)

368 Most realistic onscreen chick vs dude fight?

Sarah Silverman vs Ryan Phillipe in "Way of the Gun".

A Golden Retriever puppy could beat the shit out of Ryan Phillipe.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 20, 2012 03:09 PM (ZOf1l)

369 Penny and the tall, blond actress on BBT fighting over the boys.

Posted by: pep at December 20, 2012 03:09 PM (6TB1Z)

370 Dave, I get asked that often. 5.56 is great out to about 100m with the M4 and 150m with the M16A2. It retains the speed for hydraulic shock and destabilization. Past those ranges, bullet placement is really critical for kill shots. My last two combat tours I snagged M14s to carry because of the reach out and put someone down aspect.

Posted by: Assassin6 at December 20, 2012 03:09 PM (FfukH)

371 "365 So three-time Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton was doubling as a prostitute for the past year. Husband was not supportive of it, she said. What new depths will we plumb in 2013? I can't frigging wait! Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 07:08 PM (FcR7P) " Well, that's sort of old fashioned of him.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:10 PM (T0lrq)

372 So three-time Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton was doubling as a prostitute for the past year. Husband was not supportive of it, she said. What new depths will we plumb in 2013? I can't frigging wait! Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 07:08 PM (FcR7P) Are you sure? I knew her casually and I can't fathom that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:10 PM (3Y7RV)

373

so I could accept the 110 lbs. girl kicking rear end.

Who are you calling fat?

Posted by: anorexic starlet at December 20, 2012 03:10 PM (DoZD+)

374 "No Ellen Ripley? No Eowyn? Two of the greatest female action characters evah."

OK. How 'bout that brunette assassin in "Goldeneye"? Heck, toss in nearly every Bond Girl, good and bad.

Posted by: mrp at December 20, 2012 03:10 PM (HjPtV)

375 In the real world, women don't do violence much. They use poison...and get away with it.

Kind sir, I do believe you to be mistaken. We should discuss this over drinks. I'll pour.

Posted by: Lucrezia Borgia at December 20, 2012 03:10 PM (QTHTd)

376 I always thought that chick banging the cat against the wall in the "bring out your dead" scene in the Holy Grail was hawt.

Posted by: Lurking Flaneur at December 20, 2012 03:10 PM (ay6+/)

377

Her selling point was her psychic shit, which was why she was in that research facility. Then all of a sudden she's also a physical dynamo? Kind of out of the blue there.

I thought that's one of the things they trained her for at the facility.

Posted by: anorexic starlet at December 20, 2012 03:11 PM (DoZD+)

378 Eva Longoria. She killed Sanchez (joking)

And she's fucked up Parker's and Sanchez's careers. Coincidence? I think not. For a useless fucking scrunt, she must have a powerful pussy.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 20, 2012 03:11 PM (ZOf1l)

379 Goddammit. We could be discussing terminal ballistics and people just wanna waste valuable time talking about the HUNGER GAMES. What has happened to my beautiful blog???

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:11 PM (XDC0v)

380 Are you sure? I knew her casually and I can't fathom that. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 07:10 PM (3Y7RV)

Yup, she's confirmed it. It sounds like she had some kind of mental breakdown and wound up working as an escort.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:11 PM (Gk3SS)

381 365 So three-time Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton was doubling as a prostitute for the past year. Husband was not supportive of it, she said.
---

But dude, she was drawn to escorting in large part because "it provided many coping mechanisms for her when she was going through a very challenging time with her marriage and my life."

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 20, 2012 03:11 PM (BgIBZ)

382 I thought Demi Moore did a great job getting her body perfect for GI Jane.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:12 PM (3Y7RV)

383 Sigourney "Ripley" Weaver did get noted in the comments, though.

The scene I thought was lame was the end with the airlock open. Her arm would have torn apart at the elbow.

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 20, 2012 03:12 PM (QTHTd)

384 Former U.S. Olympian and decorated middle-distance runner Suzy Favor Hamilton said today that she had worked as a high-paid escort in Las Vegas for the past year. In a story first reported by The Smoking Gun, Favor Hamilton, 44, said that she worked as an escort under the alias "Kelly Lundy" with Haley Heston Private Collection escort service based in Vegas. According to the website advertising her services that was saved by The Smoking Gun, Favor Hamilton offered appointments to johns in Las Vegas and Los Angeles. She advertised her price as $600 for one hour or $1,400 for three hours. Favor Hamilton, who lives with her husband and 7-year-old daughter in Madison, Wisc., makes frequent public appearances to discuss running, including motivational speeches and a spot in a Nike ad. She told The Smoking Gun that her husband, Mark, 44, knew about her escort activities and did not approve. "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them. from ABC news

Posted by: Thunderb at December 20, 2012 03:12 PM (Dnbau)

385 Are you sure? I knew her casually and I can't fathom that. http://scoamf.us/5c Can't fathom it, either.

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 03:12 PM (FcR7P)

386 Sock.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 03:12 PM (DoZD+)

387 You know, whoring yourself out to strangers for $600 an hour will work wonders for bringing you and your spouse closer together.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 20, 2012 03:12 PM (BgIBZ)

388 Eva Longoria. She killed Sanchez (joking) And she's fucked up Parker's and Sanchez's careers. Coincidence? I think not. For a useless fucking scrunt, she must have a powerful pussy. Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 20, 2012 07:11 PM (ZOf1l) she took their essence and killed their mojo

Posted by: Thunderb at December 20, 2012 03:13 PM (Dnbau)

389 Best sword fight footage ever IMHO. They get tired and everything.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9uGy3LlNeI

Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2012 03:14 PM (jPVBi)

390 Yup, she's confirmed it. It sounds like she had some kind of mental breakdown and wound up working as an escort. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 07:11 PM (Gk3SS) WTF. Well, the kid always had a great bod. But you don't do that for any reason other than money. So she's a liar too.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:14 PM (3Y7RV)

391 I thought Demi Moore did a great job getting her body perfect for GI Jane.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 07:12 PM (3Y7RV)

No. she did that for Striptease, including a store-bought rack.

Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 03:14 PM (HqXYa)

392 383 Not to mention what the acid blood would do to the harpoon and cable.

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 03:14 PM (9XBK2)

393

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2012 03:14 PM (Z9EHQ)

394 So Hamilton didn't favor Favor passing out her favors to strangers.

Posted by: Thunderb at December 20, 2012 03:14 PM (Dnbau)

395 What? Not 'Kelly Bundy'?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2012 03:15 PM (jPVBi)

396 "384 Former U.S. Olympian and decorated middle-distance runner Suzy Favor Hamilton said today that she had worked as a high-paid escort in Las Vegas for the past year. In a story first reported by The Smoking Gun, Favor Hamilton, 44, said that she worked as an escort under the alias "Kelly Lundy" with Haley Heston Private Collection escort service based in Vegas. According to the website advertising her services that was saved by The Smoking Gun, Favor Hamilton offered appointments to johns in Las Vegas and Los Angeles. She advertised her price as $600 for one hour or $1,400 for three hours. Favor Hamilton, who lives with her husband and 7-year-old daughter in Madison, Wisc., makes frequent public appearances to discuss running, including motivational speeches and a spot in a Nike ad. She told The Smoking Gun that her husband, Mark, 44, knew about her escort activities and did not approve. "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them. from ABC news Posted by: Thunderb at December 20, 2012 07:12 PM (Dnbau) " ""He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them." I love how judgmental that sounds.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:15 PM (T0lrq)

397 According to the website advertising her services that was saved by The Smoking Gun, Favor Hamilton offered appointments to johns in Las Vegas and Los Angeles. She advertised her price as $600 for one hour or $1,400 for three hours.

CLASSY.

Yo, Hamilton. If your rate is [whatever] for just one hour, quit calling yourself an "escort". You're not escorting anybody to anyplace except between your legs. You're a $600-an-hour ho.

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 20, 2012 03:15 PM (QTHTd)

398 Wait, Katniss had a mental breakdown and started working as a whore?

Maybe I should read those Hunger Games books after all ...

Posted by: Waterhouse is just kinda skimming this thread at December 20, 2012 03:15 PM (XkOC+)

399 360 Entropy provides video proof: tinyurl.com/bs89azf I heartily endorse shooting goats AND their ex-lovers

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:16 PM (XDC0v)

400 Dave, you have to remember that we have to use fmj rounds. The 5.56 would be fine out to 3-400m using rounds like the black hills 75 grain hpbt.

Posted by: Assassin6 at December 20, 2012 03:17 PM (FfukH)

401

Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2012 07:14 PM (jPVBi)

Yup... those movies ROCKED....

I had the pleasure of meeting the Gentleman who coreographed the fight scenes for those movies.... great Guy....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2012 03:17 PM (lZBBB)

402 I bought some pot this afternoon from a friend. Going to smoke it tonight, first time I will be doing so legally (in America anyway). Lots of bad shit happened this election. One silver lining was legalization in Washington and Colorado.

Cheers...

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 03:17 PM (HDgX3)

403 Oh, and if you're looking for realistic fight scenes involving women, Faye Dunaway does a couple in Barfly.

Posted by: Eddie Willers at December 20, 2012 07:07 PM (bRdb3)

------------------------------------------

Now there's an uplifting movie.

Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 03:17 PM (fH/O1)

404 Any gamer has long long since made peace with women in anachronistic roles.

In a sense, ironically, the false mundane fighting woman detracts from the astonishing women such as Boudicca, Zenobia and Joan of Arc. I'll add Thatcher, mutatis mutandis.

They also detract from a more fundamental principle, that heroic fighting women always fought for a higher purpose because they were the best person to act.

But we live in a fantasy age, not too different from most ages, under the governance of fantasy ideas.

Can I once more express my love for Sarah Palin as our fighter?

Posted by: Tonawanda at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (GeFHE)

405 Any gamer has long long since made peace with women in anachronistic roles.

In a sense, ironically, the false mundane fighting woman detracts from the astonishing women such as Boudicca, Zenobia and Joan of Arc. I'll add Thatcher, mutatis mutandis.

They also detract from a more fundamental principle, that heroic fighting women always fought for a higher purpose because they were the best person to act.

But we live in a fantasy age, not too different from most ages, under the governance of fantasy ideas.

Can I once more express my love for Sarah Palin as our fighter?

Posted by: Tonawanda at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (GeFHE)

406 Any gamer has long long since made peace with women in anachronistic roles.

In a sense, ironically, the false mundane fighting woman detracts from the astonishing women such as Boudicca, Zenobia and Joan of Arc. I'll add Thatcher, mutatis mutandis.

They also detract from a more fundamental principle, that heroic fighting women always fought for a higher purpose because they were the best person to act.

But we live in a fantasy age, not too different from most ages, under the governance of fantasy ideas.

Can I once more express my love for Sarah Palin as our fighter?

Posted by: Tonawanda at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (GeFHE)

407 Any gamer has long long since made peace with women in anachronistic roles.

In a sense, ironically, the false mundane fighting woman detracts from the astonishing women such as Boudicca, Zenobia and Joan of Arc. I'll add Thatcher, mutatis mutandis.

They also detract from a more fundamental principle, that heroic fighting women always fought for a higher purpose because they were the best person to act.

But we live in a fantasy age, not too different from most ages, under the governance of fantasy ideas.

Can I once more express my love for Sarah Palin as our fighter?

Posted by: Tonawanda at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (GeFHE)

408 Any gamer has long long since made peace with women in anachronistic roles.

In a sense, ironically, the false mundane fighting woman detracts from the astonishing women such as Boudicca, Zenobia and Joan of Arc. I'll add Thatcher, mutatis mutandis.

They also detract from a more fundamental principle, that heroic fighting women always fought for a higher purpose because they were the best person to act.

But we live in a fantasy age, not too different from most ages, under the governance of fantasy ideas.

Can I once more express my love for Sarah Palin as our fighter?

Posted by: Tonawanda at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (GeFHE)

409 Any gamer has long long since made peace with women in anachronistic roles.

In a sense, ironically, the false mundane fighting woman detracts from the astonishing women such as Boudicca, Zenobia and Joan of Arc. I'll add Thatcher, mutatis mutandis.

They also detract from a more fundamental principle, that heroic fighting women always fought for a higher purpose because they were the best person to act.

But we live in a fantasy age, not too different from most ages, under the governance of fantasy ideas.

Can I once more express my love for Sarah Palin as our fighter?

Posted by: Tonawanda at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (GeFHE)

410 Any gamer has long long since made peace with women in anachronistic roles.

In a sense, ironically, the false mundane fighting woman detracts from the astonishing women such as Boudicca, Zenobia and Joan of Arc. I'll add Thatcher, mutatis mutandis.

They also detract from a more fundamental principle, that heroic fighting women always fought for a higher purpose because they were the best person to act.

But we live in a fantasy age, not too different from most ages, under the governance of fantasy ideas.

Can I once more express my love for Sarah Palin as our fighter?

Posted by: Tonawanda at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (GeFHE)

411 Any gamer has long long since made peace with women in anachronistic roles.

In a sense, ironically, the false mundane fighting woman detracts from the astonishing women such as Boudicca, Zenobia and Joan of Arc. I'll add Thatcher, mutatis mutandis.

They also detract from a more fundamental principle, that heroic fighting women always fought for a higher purpose because they were the best person to act.

But we live in a fantasy age, not too different from most ages, under the governance of fantasy ideas.

Can I once more express my love for Sarah Palin as our fighter?

Posted by: Tonawanda at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (GeFHE)

412 Any gamer has long long since made peace with women in anachronistic roles.

In a sense, ironically, the false mundane fighting woman detracts from the astonishing women such as Boudicca, Zenobia and Joan of Arc. I'll add Thatcher, mutatis mutandis.

They also detract from a more fundamental principle, that heroic fighting women always fought for a higher purpose because they were the best person to act.

But we live in a fantasy age, not too different from most ages, under the governance of fantasy ideas.

Can I once more express my love for Sarah Palin as our fighter?

Posted by: Tonawanda at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (GeFHE)

413 Any gamer has long long since made peace with women in anachronistic roles.

In a sense, ironically, the false mundane fighting woman detracts from the astonishing women such as Boudicca, Zenobia and Joan of Arc. I'll add Thatcher, mutatis mutandis.

They also detract from a more fundamental principle, that heroic fighting women always fought for a higher purpose because they were the best person to act.

But we live in a fantasy age, not too different from most ages, under the governance of fantasy ideas.

Can I once more express my love for Sarah Palin as our fighter?

Posted by: Tonawanda at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (GeFHE)

414 Any gamer has long long since made peace with women in anachronistic roles.

In a sense, ironically, the false mundane fighting woman detracts from the astonishing women such as Boudicca, Zenobia and Joan of Arc. I'll add Thatcher, mutatis mutandis.

They also detract from a more fundamental principle, that heroic fighting women always fought for a higher purpose because they were the best person to act.

But we live in a fantasy age, not too different from most ages, under the governance of fantasy ideas.

Can I once more express my love for Sarah Palin as our fighter?

Posted by: Tonawanda at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (GeFHE)

415 Gina Carano in "Haywire".
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 20, 2012 07:06 PM (mV8sg)

Yeah, but she's actually a badass in real life.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (KSjsb)

416 Gina Carano in "Haywire".
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 20, 2012 07:06 PM (mV8sg)

Yeah, but she's actually a badass in real life.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (KSjsb)

417 Gina Carano in "Haywire".
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 20, 2012 07:06 PM (mV8sg)

Yeah, but she's actually a badass in real life.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (KSjsb)

418 Gina Carano in "Haywire".
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 20, 2012 07:06 PM (mV8sg)

Yeah, but she's actually a badass in real life.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (KSjsb)

419 Gina Carano in "Haywire".
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 20, 2012 07:06 PM (mV8sg)

Yeah, but she's actually a badass in real life.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (KSjsb)

420 Gina Carano in "Haywire".
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 20, 2012 07:06 PM (mV8sg)

Yeah, but she's actually a badass in real life.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (KSjsb)

421 Gina Carano in "Haywire".
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 20, 2012 07:06 PM (mV8sg)

Yeah, but she's actually a badass in real life.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (KSjsb)

422 Gina Carano in "Haywire".
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 20, 2012 07:06 PM (mV8sg)

Yeah, but she's actually a badass in real life.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (KSjsb)

423 Gina Carano in "Haywire".
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 20, 2012 07:06 PM (mV8sg)

Yeah, but she's actually a badass in real life.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (KSjsb)

424 Gina Carano in "Haywire".
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 20, 2012 07:06 PM (mV8sg)

Yeah, but she's actually a badass in real life.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (KSjsb)

425 Gina Carano in "Haywire".
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 20, 2012 07:06 PM (mV8sg)

Yeah, but she's actually a badass in real life.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (KSjsb)

426 Wait, Katniss had a mental breakdown and started working as a whore?

There are some unintentionally hilarious Amazon reviews where the reviewers accuse her of being a whore because omfg she's kissing Peeta to get stuff! Because yes. That's the objectionable part for children. Not that whole minor plot detail of killing the fuck out of everyone else. That's cool. It's the kissing thing that's the problem.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (Gk3SS)

427 Wait, Katniss had a mental breakdown and started working as a whore?

There are some unintentionally hilarious Amazon reviews where the reviewers accuse her of being a whore because omfg she's kissing Peeta to get stuff! Because yes. That's the objectionable part for children. Not that whole minor plot detail of killing the fuck out of everyone else. That's cool. It's the kissing thing that's the problem.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (Gk3SS)

428 Wait, Katniss had a mental breakdown and started working as a whore?

There are some unintentionally hilarious Amazon reviews where the reviewers accuse her of being a whore because omfg she's kissing Peeta to get stuff! Because yes. That's the objectionable part for children. Not that whole minor plot detail of killing the fuck out of everyone else. That's cool. It's the kissing thing that's the problem.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (Gk3SS)

429 Wait, Katniss had a mental breakdown and started working as a whore?

There are some unintentionally hilarious Amazon reviews where the reviewers accuse her of being a whore because omfg she's kissing Peeta to get stuff! Because yes. That's the objectionable part for children. Not that whole minor plot detail of killing the fuck out of everyone else. That's cool. It's the kissing thing that's the problem.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (Gk3SS)

430 Wait, Katniss had a mental breakdown and started working as a whore?

There are some unintentionally hilarious Amazon reviews where the reviewers accuse her of being a whore because omfg she's kissing Peeta to get stuff! Because yes. That's the objectionable part for children. Not that whole minor plot detail of killing the fuck out of everyone else. That's cool. It's the kissing thing that's the problem.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (Gk3SS)

431 Wait, Katniss had a mental breakdown and started working as a whore?

There are some unintentionally hilarious Amazon reviews where the reviewers accuse her of being a whore because omfg she's kissing Peeta to get stuff! Because yes. That's the objectionable part for children. Not that whole minor plot detail of killing the fuck out of everyone else. That's cool. It's the kissing thing that's the problem.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (Gk3SS)

432 Wait, Katniss had a mental breakdown and started working as a whore?

There are some unintentionally hilarious Amazon reviews where the reviewers accuse her of being a whore because omfg she's kissing Peeta to get stuff! Because yes. That's the objectionable part for children. Not that whole minor plot detail of killing the fuck out of everyone else. That's cool. It's the kissing thing that's the problem.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (Gk3SS)

433 Wait, Katniss had a mental breakdown and started working as a whore?

There are some unintentionally hilarious Amazon reviews where the reviewers accuse her of being a whore because omfg she's kissing Peeta to get stuff! Because yes. That's the objectionable part for children. Not that whole minor plot detail of killing the fuck out of everyone else. That's cool. It's the kissing thing that's the problem.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (Gk3SS)

434 Wait, Katniss had a mental breakdown and started working as a whore?

There are some unintentionally hilarious Amazon reviews where the reviewers accuse her of being a whore because omfg she's kissing Peeta to get stuff! Because yes. That's the objectionable part for children. Not that whole minor plot detail of killing the fuck out of everyone else. That's cool. It's the kissing thing that's the problem.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (Gk3SS)

435 Wait, Katniss had a mental breakdown and started working as a whore?

There are some unintentionally hilarious Amazon reviews where the reviewers accuse her of being a whore because omfg she's kissing Peeta to get stuff! Because yes. That's the objectionable part for children. Not that whole minor plot detail of killing the fuck out of everyone else. That's cool. It's the kissing thing that's the problem.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (Gk3SS)

436 Wait, Katniss had a mental breakdown and started working as a whore?

There are some unintentionally hilarious Amazon reviews where the reviewers accuse her of being a whore because omfg she's kissing Peeta to get stuff! Because yes. That's the objectionable part for children. Not that whole minor plot detail of killing the fuck out of everyone else. That's cool. It's the kissing thing that's the problem.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (Gk3SS)

437 "402 I bought some pot this afternoon from a friend. Going to smoke it tonight, first time I will be doing so legally (in America anyway). Lots of bad shit happened this election. One silver lining was legalization in Washington and Colorado. Cheers... Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 07:17 PM (HDgX3) " It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider. (Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.) (And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:19 PM (T0lrq)

438 "402 I bought some pot this afternoon from a friend. Going to smoke it tonight, first time I will be doing so legally (in America anyway). Lots of bad shit happened this election. One silver lining was legalization in Washington and Colorado. Cheers... Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 07:17 PM (HDgX3) " It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider. (Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.) (And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:19 PM (T0lrq)

439 "402 I bought some pot this afternoon from a friend. Going to smoke it tonight, first time I will be doing so legally (in America anyway). Lots of bad shit happened this election. One silver lining was legalization in Washington and Colorado. Cheers... Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 07:17 PM (HDgX3) " It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider. (Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.) (And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:19 PM (T0lrq)

440 "402 I bought some pot this afternoon from a friend. Going to smoke it tonight, first time I will be doing so legally (in America anyway). Lots of bad shit happened this election. One silver lining was legalization in Washington and Colorado. Cheers... Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 07:17 PM (HDgX3) " It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider. (Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.) (And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:19 PM (T0lrq)

441 "402 I bought some pot this afternoon from a friend. Going to smoke it tonight, first time I will be doing so legally (in America anyway). Lots of bad shit happened this election. One silver lining was legalization in Washington and Colorado. Cheers... Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 07:17 PM (HDgX3) " It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider. (Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.) (And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:19 PM (T0lrq)

442 "402 I bought some pot this afternoon from a friend. Going to smoke it tonight, first time I will be doing so legally (in America anyway). Lots of bad shit happened this election. One silver lining was legalization in Washington and Colorado. Cheers... Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 07:17 PM (HDgX3) " It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider. (Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.) (And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:19 PM (T0lrq)

443 "402 I bought some pot this afternoon from a friend. Going to smoke it tonight, first time I will be doing so legally (in America anyway). Lots of bad shit happened this election. One silver lining was legalization in Washington and Colorado. Cheers... Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 07:17 PM (HDgX3) " It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider. (Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.) (And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:19 PM (T0lrq)

444 "402 I bought some pot this afternoon from a friend. Going to smoke it tonight, first time I will be doing so legally (in America anyway). Lots of bad shit happened this election. One silver lining was legalization in Washington and Colorado. Cheers... Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 07:17 PM (HDgX3) " It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider. (Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.) (And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:19 PM (T0lrq)

445 "402 I bought some pot this afternoon from a friend. Going to smoke it tonight, first time I will be doing so legally (in America anyway). Lots of bad shit happened this election. One silver lining was legalization in Washington and Colorado. Cheers... Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 07:17 PM (HDgX3) " It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider. (Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.) (And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:19 PM (T0lrq)

446 "402 I bought some pot this afternoon from a friend. Going to smoke it tonight, first time I will be doing so legally (in America anyway). Lots of bad shit happened this election. One silver lining was legalization in Washington and Colorado. Cheers... Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 07:17 PM (HDgX3) " It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider. (Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.) (And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:19 PM (T0lrq)

447 "402 I bought some pot this afternoon from a friend. Going to smoke it tonight, first time I will be doing so legally (in America anyway). Lots of bad shit happened this election. One silver lining was legalization in Washington and Colorado. Cheers... Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 07:17 PM (HDgX3) " It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider. (Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.) (And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:19 PM (T0lrq)

448 What is a whore?

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (ZOf1l)

449 What is a whore?

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (ZOf1l)

450 What is a whore?

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (ZOf1l)

451 What is a whore?

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (ZOf1l)

452 What is a whore?

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (ZOf1l)

453 What is a whore?

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (ZOf1l)

454 What is a whore?

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (ZOf1l)

455 What is a whore?

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (ZOf1l)

456 What is a whore?

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (ZOf1l)

457 What is a whore?

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (ZOf1l)

458 What is a whore?

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (ZOf1l)

459 She told The Smoking Gun that her husband, Mark, 44, knew about her escort activities and did not approve. "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:15 PM (T0lrq)

HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK.

Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (HqXYa)

460 She told The Smoking Gun that her husband, Mark, 44, knew about her escort activities and did not approve. "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:15 PM (T0lrq)

HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK.

Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (HqXYa)

461 She told The Smoking Gun that her husband, Mark, 44, knew about her escort activities and did not approve. "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:15 PM (T0lrq)

HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK.

Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (HqXYa)

462 She told The Smoking Gun that her husband, Mark, 44, knew about her escort activities and did not approve. "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:15 PM (T0lrq)

HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK.

Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (HqXYa)

463 She told The Smoking Gun that her husband, Mark, 44, knew about her escort activities and did not approve. "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:15 PM (T0lrq)

HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK.

Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (HqXYa)

464 She told The Smoking Gun that her husband, Mark, 44, knew about her escort activities and did not approve. "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:15 PM (T0lrq)

HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK.

Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (HqXYa)

465 She told The Smoking Gun that her husband, Mark, 44, knew about her escort activities and did not approve. "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:15 PM (T0lrq)

HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK.

Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (HqXYa)

466 She told The Smoking Gun that her husband, Mark, 44, knew about her escort activities and did not approve. "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:15 PM (T0lrq)

HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK.

Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (HqXYa)

467 She told The Smoking Gun that her husband, Mark, 44, knew about her escort activities and did not approve. "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:15 PM (T0lrq)

HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK.

Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (HqXYa)

468 She told The Smoking Gun that her husband, Mark, 44, knew about her escort activities and did not approve. "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:15 PM (T0lrq)

HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK.

Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (HqXYa)

469 She told The Smoking Gun that her husband, Mark, 44, knew about her escort activities and did not approve. "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:15 PM (T0lrq)

HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK.

Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (HqXYa)

470 Speaking of Knightley, I love this write up from Cracked:

Elizabeth gives a rousing speech about freedom from oppression, to a bunch of rapists, killers and thieves. She then leads her rag tag fugitive fleet into battle against the evil forces of progress who are trying to stop them from raping, killing and thieving. You go, girl!

Posted by: William Teach at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (vRNdo)

471 Speaking of Knightley, I love this write up from Cracked:

Elizabeth gives a rousing speech about freedom from oppression, to a bunch of rapists, killers and thieves. She then leads her rag tag fugitive fleet into battle against the evil forces of progress who are trying to stop them from raping, killing and thieving. You go, girl!

Posted by: William Teach at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (vRNdo)

472 Speaking of Knightley, I love this write up from Cracked:

Elizabeth gives a rousing speech about freedom from oppression, to a bunch of rapists, killers and thieves. She then leads her rag tag fugitive fleet into battle against the evil forces of progress who are trying to stop them from raping, killing and thieving. You go, girl!

Posted by: William Teach at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (vRNdo)

473 Speaking of Knightley, I love this write up from Cracked:

Elizabeth gives a rousing speech about freedom from oppression, to a bunch of rapists, killers and thieves. She then leads her rag tag fugitive fleet into battle against the evil forces of progress who are trying to stop them from raping, killing and thieving. You go, girl!

Posted by: William Teach at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (vRNdo)

474 Speaking of Knightley, I love this write up from Cracked:

Elizabeth gives a rousing speech about freedom from oppression, to a bunch of rapists, killers and thieves. She then leads her rag tag fugitive fleet into battle against the evil forces of progress who are trying to stop them from raping, killing and thieving. You go, girl!

Posted by: William Teach at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (vRNdo)

475 Speaking of Knightley, I love this write up from Cracked:

Elizabeth gives a rousing speech about freedom from oppression, to a bunch of rapists, killers and thieves. She then leads her rag tag fugitive fleet into battle against the evil forces of progress who are trying to stop them from raping, killing and thieving. You go, girl!

Posted by: William Teach at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (vRNdo)

476 Speaking of Knightley, I love this write up from Cracked:

Elizabeth gives a rousing speech about freedom from oppression, to a bunch of rapists, killers and thieves. She then leads her rag tag fugitive fleet into battle against the evil forces of progress who are trying to stop them from raping, killing and thieving. You go, girl!

Posted by: William Teach at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (vRNdo)

477 Speaking of Knightley, I love this write up from Cracked:

Elizabeth gives a rousing speech about freedom from oppression, to a bunch of rapists, killers and thieves. She then leads her rag tag fugitive fleet into battle against the evil forces of progress who are trying to stop them from raping, killing and thieving. You go, girl!

Posted by: William Teach at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (vRNdo)

478 Speaking of Knightley, I love this write up from Cracked:

Elizabeth gives a rousing speech about freedom from oppression, to a bunch of rapists, killers and thieves. She then leads her rag tag fugitive fleet into battle against the evil forces of progress who are trying to stop them from raping, killing and thieving. You go, girl!

Posted by: William Teach at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (vRNdo)

479 Speaking of Knightley, I love this write up from Cracked:

Elizabeth gives a rousing speech about freedom from oppression, to a bunch of rapists, killers and thieves. She then leads her rag tag fugitive fleet into battle against the evil forces of progress who are trying to stop them from raping, killing and thieving. You go, girl!

Posted by: William Teach at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (vRNdo)

480 Speaking of Knightley, I love this write up from Cracked:

Elizabeth gives a rousing speech about freedom from oppression, to a bunch of rapists, killers and thieves. She then leads her rag tag fugitive fleet into battle against the evil forces of progress who are trying to stop them from raping, killing and thieving. You go, girl!

Posted by: William Teach at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (vRNdo)

481 370 Thanks!! We were just trying to discuss hydrostatic shock two threads ago but didn't understand the mechanism. Can you explain it?

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (XDC0v)

482 370 Thanks!! We were just trying to discuss hydrostatic shock two threads ago but didn't understand the mechanism. Can you explain it?

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (XDC0v)

483 370 Thanks!! We were just trying to discuss hydrostatic shock two threads ago but didn't understand the mechanism. Can you explain it?

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (XDC0v)

484 370 Thanks!! We were just trying to discuss hydrostatic shock two threads ago but didn't understand the mechanism. Can you explain it?

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (XDC0v)

485 370 Thanks!! We were just trying to discuss hydrostatic shock two threads ago but didn't understand the mechanism. Can you explain it?

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (XDC0v)

486 370 Thanks!! We were just trying to discuss hydrostatic shock two threads ago but didn't understand the mechanism. Can you explain it?

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (XDC0v)

487 370 Thanks!! We were just trying to discuss hydrostatic shock two threads ago but didn't understand the mechanism. Can you explain it?

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (XDC0v)

488 370 Thanks!! We were just trying to discuss hydrostatic shock two threads ago but didn't understand the mechanism. Can you explain it?

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (XDC0v)

489 370 Thanks!! We were just trying to discuss hydrostatic shock two threads ago but didn't understand the mechanism. Can you explain it?

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (XDC0v)

490 370 Thanks!! We were just trying to discuss hydrostatic shock two threads ago but didn't understand the mechanism. Can you explain it?

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (XDC0v)

491 370 Thanks!! We were just trying to discuss hydrostatic shock two threads ago but didn't understand the mechanism. Can you explain it?

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (XDC0v)

492 Has anyone mentioned Zoe Saldana?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (DoZD+)

493 Has anyone mentioned Zoe Saldana?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (DoZD+)

494 Has anyone mentioned Zoe Saldana?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (DoZD+)

495 Has anyone mentioned Zoe Saldana?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (DoZD+)

496 Has anyone mentioned Zoe Saldana?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (DoZD+)

497 Has anyone mentioned Zoe Saldana?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (DoZD+)

498 Has anyone mentioned Zoe Saldana?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (DoZD+)

499 Has anyone mentioned Zoe Saldana?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (DoZD+)

500 Has anyone mentioned Zoe Saldana?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (DoZD+)

501 Has anyone mentioned Zoe Saldana?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (DoZD+)

502 Has anyone mentioned Zoe Saldana?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (DoZD+)

503 I get punched a lot

Posted by: clown at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (z9HTb)

504 I get punched a lot

Posted by: clown at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (z9HTb)

505 I get punched a lot

Posted by: clown at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (z9HTb)

506 I get punched a lot

Posted by: clown at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (z9HTb)

507 I get punched a lot

Posted by: clown at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (z9HTb)

508 I get punched a lot

Posted by: clown at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (z9HTb)

509 I get punched a lot

Posted by: clown at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (z9HTb)

510 I get punched a lot

Posted by: clown at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (z9HTb)

511 I get punched a lot

Posted by: clown at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (z9HTb)

512 I get punched a lot

Posted by: clown at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (z9HTb)

513 I get punched a lot

Posted by: clown at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (z9HTb)

514 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Posted by: George LeS at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (C4s3i)

515 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Posted by: George LeS at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (C4s3i)

516 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Posted by: George LeS at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (C4s3i)

517 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Posted by: George LeS at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (C4s3i)

518 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Posted by: George LeS at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (C4s3i)

519 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Posted by: George LeS at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (C4s3i)

520 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Posted by: George LeS at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (C4s3i)

521 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Posted by: George LeS at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (C4s3i)

522 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Posted by: George LeS at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (C4s3i)

523 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Posted by: George LeS at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (C4s3i)

524 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Posted by: George LeS at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (C4s3i)

525 I know it gets discussed here often.That stuff drives me nuts.Open Range has lots of it going on and it just ruins that movie for me.

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 07:02 PM (9XBK2)

Yeah, the one where Robert Duvall shoots through the side of the barn and the guy on the other side is thrown at least six feet is hard to watch. But I think Duvall's shoulder flinched a little from the recoil. So there's that.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (nZvGM)

526 I know it gets discussed here often.That stuff drives me nuts.Open Range has lots of it going on and it just ruins that movie for me.

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 07:02 PM (9XBK2)

Posted by: somebody else, not me at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (nZvGM)

527 I know it gets discussed here often.That stuff drives me nuts.Open Range has lots of it going on and it just ruins that movie for me.

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 07:02 PM (9XBK2)

Posted by: somebody else, not me at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (nZvGM)

528 I know it gets discussed here often.That stuff drives me nuts.Open Range has lots of it going on and it just ruins that movie for me.

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 07:02 PM (9XBK2)

Posted by: somebody else, not me at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (nZvGM)

529 I know it gets discussed here often.That stuff drives me nuts.Open Range has lots of it going on and it just ruins that movie for me.

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 07:02 PM (9XBK2)

Posted by: somebody else, not me at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (nZvGM)

530 I know it gets discussed here often.That stuff drives me nuts.Open Range has lots of it going on and it just ruins that movie for me.

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 07:02 PM (9XBK2)

Posted by: somebody else, not me at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (nZvGM)

531 I know it gets discussed here often.That stuff drives me nuts.Open Range has lots of it going on and it just ruins that movie for me.

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 07:02 PM (9XBK2)

Posted by: somebody else, not me at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (nZvGM)

532 I know it gets discussed here often.That stuff drives me nuts.Open Range has lots of it going on and it just ruins that movie for me.

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 07:02 PM (9XBK2)

Posted by: somebody else, not me at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (nZvGM)

533 I know it gets discussed here often.That stuff drives me nuts.Open Range has lots of it going on and it just ruins that movie for me.

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 07:02 PM (9XBK2)

Posted by: somebody else, not me at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (nZvGM)

534 I know it gets discussed here often.That stuff drives me nuts.Open Range has lots of it going on and it just ruins that movie for me.

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 07:02 PM (9XBK2)

Posted by: somebody else, not me at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (nZvGM)

535 I know it gets discussed here often.That stuff drives me nuts.Open Range has lots of it going on and it just ruins that movie for me.

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 07:02 PM (9XBK2)

Posted by: somebody else, not me at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (nZvGM)

536 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (G6kli)

537 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (G6kli)

538 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (G6kli)

539 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (G6kli)

540 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (G6kli)

541 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (G6kli)

542 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (G6kli)

543 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (G6kli)

544 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (G6kli)

545 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (G6kli)

546 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (G6kli)

547 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 07:20 PM (HqXYa) I'd kick her ass so FKN hard she would be shitting out of the top of her head.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (3Y7RV)

548 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 07:20 PM (HqXYa) I'd kick her ass so FKN hard she would be shitting out of the top of her head.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (3Y7RV)

549 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 07:20 PM (HqXYa) I'd kick her ass so FKN hard she would be shitting out of the top of her head.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (3Y7RV)

550 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 07:20 PM (HqXYa) I'd kick her ass so FKN hard she would be shitting out of the top of her head.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (3Y7RV)

551 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 07:20 PM (HqXYa) I'd kick her ass so FKN hard she would be shitting out of the top of her head.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (3Y7RV)

552 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 07:20 PM (HqXYa) I'd kick her ass so FKN hard she would be shitting out of the top of her head.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (3Y7RV)

553 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 07:20 PM (HqXYa) I'd kick her ass so FKN hard she would be shitting out of the top of her head.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (3Y7RV)

554 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 07:20 PM (HqXYa) I'd kick her ass so FKN hard she would be shitting out of the top of her head.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (3Y7RV)

555 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 07:20 PM (HqXYa) I'd kick her ass so FKN hard she would be shitting out of the top of her head.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (3Y7RV)

556 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 07:20 PM (HqXYa) I'd kick her ass so FKN hard she would be shitting out of the top of her head.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (3Y7RV)

557 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. Posted by: ombudsman at December 20, 2012 07:20 PM (HqXYa) I'd kick her ass so FKN hard she would be shitting out of the top of her head.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (3Y7RV)

558

I find it difficult to believe that the Olympic runner story has taken this long to make its debut at Ace.

AlextheChick, can't tell you the number of parents I know who have let their 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders read the Hunger Games trilogy. My son keeps trying to read it because his dad and stepbrothers are really pushing him to read it, but he can't get past the first few chapters. The school librarian won't put it on the shelf because she feels very strongly that it isn't appropriate at the elementary school level.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (RZ8pf)

559

I find it difficult to believe that the Olympic runner story has taken this long to make its debut at Ace.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (RZ8pf)

560

I find it difficult to believe that the Olympic runner story has taken this long to make its debut at Ace.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (RZ8pf)

561

I find it difficult to believe that the Olympic runner story has taken this long to make its debut at Ace.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (RZ8pf)

562

I find it difficult to believe that the Olympic runner story has taken this long to make its debut at Ace.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (RZ8pf)

563

I find it difficult to believe that the Olympic runner story has taken this long to make its debut at Ace.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (RZ8pf)

564

I find it difficult to believe that the Olympic runner story has taken this long to make its debut at Ace.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (RZ8pf)

565

I find it difficult to believe that the Olympic runner story has taken this long to make its debut at Ace.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (RZ8pf)

566

I find it difficult to believe that the Olympic runner story has taken this long to make its debut at Ace.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (RZ8pf)

567

I find it difficult to believe that the Olympic runner story has taken this long to make its debut at Ace.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (RZ8pf)

568

I find it difficult to believe that the Olympic runner story has taken this long to make its debut at Ace.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (RZ8pf)

569 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. -- I believe Beta Male Magazine just found its Mr December centerfold

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (QTHTd)

570 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. -- I believe Beta Male Magazine just found its Mr December centerfold

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (QTHTd)

571 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. -- I believe Beta Male Magazine just found its Mr December centerfold

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (QTHTd)

572 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. -- I believe Beta Male Magazine just found its Mr December centerfold

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (QTHTd)

573 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. -- I believe Beta Male Magazine just found its Mr December centerfold

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (QTHTd)

574 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. -- I believe Beta Male Magazine just found its Mr December centerfold

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (QTHTd)

575 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. -- I believe Beta Male Magazine just found its Mr December centerfold

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (QTHTd)

576 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. -- I believe Beta Male Magazine just found its Mr December centerfold

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (QTHTd)

577 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. -- I believe Beta Male Magazine just found its Mr December centerfold

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (QTHTd)

578 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. -- I believe Beta Male Magazine just found its Mr December centerfold

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (QTHTd)

579 HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK. -- I believe Beta Male Magazine just found its Mr December centerfold

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (QTHTd)

580 "416 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (G6kli) " Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (T0lrq)

581 "416 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (G6kli) " Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (T0lrq)

582 "416 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (G6kli) " Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (T0lrq)

583 "416 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (G6kli) " Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (T0lrq)

584 "416 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (G6kli) " Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (T0lrq)

585 "416 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (G6kli) " Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (T0lrq)

586 "416 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (G6kli) " Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (T0lrq)

587 "416 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (G6kli) " Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (T0lrq)

588 "416 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (G6kli) " Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (T0lrq)

589 "416 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (G6kli) " Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (T0lrq)

590 "416 If more people watched foreign films you would realize that "Hot Action Chicks" have been one of the mainstays of Asian films.Brutal beat down martial arts and guns flicks have featured Asian women since forever. But most Americans are illiterate and refuse to "read" a movie. Your loss. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (G6kli) " Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (T0lrq)

591 402 Yeah, nothing makes things better like crippling yourself.

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (XDC0v)

592 402 Yeah, nothing makes things better like crippling yourself.

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (XDC0v)

593 402 Yeah, nothing makes things better like crippling yourself.

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (XDC0v)

594 402 Yeah, nothing makes things better like crippling yourself.

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (XDC0v)

595 402 Yeah, nothing makes things better like crippling yourself.

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (XDC0v)

596 402 Yeah, nothing makes things better like crippling yourself.

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (XDC0v)

597 402 Yeah, nothing makes things better like crippling yourself.

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (XDC0v)

598 402 Yeah, nothing makes things better like crippling yourself.

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (XDC0v)

599 402 Yeah, nothing makes things better like crippling yourself.

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (XDC0v)

600 402 Yeah, nothing makes things better like crippling yourself.

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (XDC0v)

601 402 Yeah, nothing makes things better like crippling yourself.

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (XDC0v)

602 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Dude, I'm 49 and she looked real good in leather.

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (ZOf1l)

603 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Dude, I'm 49 and she looked real good in leather.

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (ZOf1l)

604 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Dude, I'm 49 and she looked real good in leather.

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (ZOf1l)

605 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Dude, I'm 49 and she looked real good in leather.

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (ZOf1l)

606 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Dude, I'm 49 and she looked real good in leather.

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (ZOf1l)

607 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Dude, I'm 49 and she looked real good in leather.

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (ZOf1l)

608 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Dude, I'm 49 and she looked real good in leather.

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (ZOf1l)

609 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Dude, I'm 49 and she looked real good in leather.

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (ZOf1l)

610 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Dude, I'm 49 and she looked real good in leather.

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (ZOf1l)

611 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Dude, I'm 49 and she looked real good in leather.

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (ZOf1l)

612 I'm dating myself, but I'm another of the Emma Peel fans. Diana Rigg was the 1st actress to just blow me away.

Dude, I'm 49 and she looked real good in leather.

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (ZOf1l)

613 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:25 PM (3Y7RV)

614 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:25 PM (3Y7RV)

615 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:25 PM (3Y7RV)

616 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:25 PM (3Y7RV)

617 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:25 PM (3Y7RV)

618 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:25 PM (3Y7RV)

619 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:25 PM (3Y7RV)

620 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:25 PM (3Y7RV)

621 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:25 PM (3Y7RV)

622 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:25 PM (3Y7RV)

623 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 03:25 PM (3Y7RV)

624 Has anyone already mentioned the Three Musketeers remake? That one made me scream in frustration in terms of action hero chick being shoehorned in. I refused to see it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (RZ8pf)

625 Has anyone already mentioned the Three Musketeers remake? That one made me scream in frustration in terms of action hero chick being shoehorned in. I refused to see it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (RZ8pf)

626 Has anyone already mentioned the Three Musketeers remake? That one made me scream in frustration in terms of action hero chick being shoehorned in. I refused to see it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (RZ8pf)

627 Has anyone already mentioned the Three Musketeers remake? That one made me scream in frustration in terms of action hero chick being shoehorned in. I refused to see it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (RZ8pf)

628 Has anyone already mentioned the Three Musketeers remake? That one made me scream in frustration in terms of action hero chick being shoehorned in. I refused to see it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (RZ8pf)

629 Has anyone already mentioned the Three Musketeers remake? That one made me scream in frustration in terms of action hero chick being shoehorned in. I refused to see it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (RZ8pf)

630 Has anyone already mentioned the Three Musketeers remake? That one made me scream in frustration in terms of action hero chick being shoehorned in. I refused to see it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (RZ8pf)

631 Has anyone already mentioned the Three Musketeers remake? That one made me scream in frustration in terms of action hero chick being shoehorned in. I refused to see it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (RZ8pf)

632 Has anyone already mentioned the Three Musketeers remake? That one made me scream in frustration in terms of action hero chick being shoehorned in. I refused to see it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (RZ8pf)

633 Has anyone already mentioned the Three Musketeers remake? That one made me scream in frustration in terms of action hero chick being shoehorned in. I refused to see it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (RZ8pf)

634 Has anyone already mentioned the Three Musketeers remake? That one made me scream in frustration in terms of action hero chick being shoehorned in. I refused to see it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (RZ8pf)

635 "423 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 07:25 PM (3Y7RV) " Later. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (T0lrq)

636 "423 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 07:25 PM (3Y7RV) " Later. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (T0lrq)

637 "423 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 07:25 PM (3Y7RV) " Later. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (T0lrq)

638 "423 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 07:25 PM (3Y7RV) " Later. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (T0lrq)

639 "423 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 07:25 PM (3Y7RV) " Later. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (T0lrq)

640 "423 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 07:25 PM (3Y7RV) " Later. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (T0lrq)

641 "423 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 07:25 PM (3Y7RV) " Later. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (T0lrq)

642 "423 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 07:25 PM (3Y7RV) " Later. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (T0lrq)

643 "423 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 07:25 PM (3Y7RV) " Later. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (T0lrq)

644 "423 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 07:25 PM (3Y7RV) " Later. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (T0lrq)

645 "423 The misses back is out and I need to fold laundry. Have a hap hap happy evening rons, later. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 07:25 PM (3Y7RV) " Later. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (T0lrq)

646 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (G6kli)

647 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (G6kli)

648 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (G6kli)

649 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (G6kli)

650 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (G6kli)

651 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (G6kli)

652 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (G6kli)

653 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (G6kli)

654 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (G6kli)

655 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (G6kli)

656 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (G6kli)

657 323 Blade Trinity was the worst(first of all because Blade was a friggin guest star) with Jessica Biel as a normal human kicking vampire ass.Not even human men but super human vampires. Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 06:54 PM (9XBK2) ------ Well, WTF, it is Jessica Beil. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 06:55 PM (3Y7RV) Jessica Biel. *drool*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (GEICT)

658 323 Blade Trinity was the worst(first of all because Blade was a friggin guest star) with Jessica Biel as a normal human kicking vampire ass.Not even human men but super human vampires. Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 06:54 PM (9XBK2) ------ Well, WTF, it is Jessica Beil. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 06:55 PM (3Y7RV) Jessica Biel. *drool*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (GEICT)

659 323 Blade Trinity was the worst(first of all because Blade was a friggin guest star) with Jessica Biel as a normal human kicking vampire ass.Not even human men but super human vampires. Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 06:54 PM (9XBK2) ------ Well, WTF, it is Jessica Beil. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 06:55 PM (3Y7RV) Jessica Biel. *drool*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (GEICT)

660 323 Blade Trinity was the worst(first of all because Blade was a friggin guest star) with Jessica Biel as a normal human kicking vampire ass.Not even human men but super human vampires. Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 06:54 PM (9XBK2) ------ Well, WTF, it is Jessica Beil. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 06:55 PM (3Y7RV) Jessica Biel. *drool*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (GEICT)

661 323 Blade Trinity was the worst(first of all because Blade was a friggin guest star) with Jessica Biel as a normal human kicking vampire ass.Not even human men but super human vampires. Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 06:54 PM (9XBK2) ------ Well, WTF, it is Jessica Beil. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 06:55 PM (3Y7RV) Jessica Biel. *drool*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (GEICT)

662 323 Blade Trinity was the worst(first of all because Blade was a friggin guest star) with Jessica Biel as a normal human kicking vampire ass.Not even human men but super human vampires. Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 06:54 PM (9XBK2) ------ Well, WTF, it is Jessica Beil. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 06:55 PM (3Y7RV) Jessica Biel. *drool*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (GEICT)

663 323 Blade Trinity was the worst(first of all because Blade was a friggin guest star) with Jessica Biel as a normal human kicking vampire ass.Not even human men but super human vampires. Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 06:54 PM (9XBK2) ------ Well, WTF, it is Jessica Beil. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 06:55 PM (3Y7RV) Jessica Biel. *drool*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (GEICT)

664 323 Blade Trinity was the worst(first of all because Blade was a friggin guest star) with Jessica Biel as a normal human kicking vampire ass.Not even human men but super human vampires. Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 06:54 PM (9XBK2) ------ Well, WTF, it is Jessica Beil. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 06:55 PM (3Y7RV) Jessica Biel. *drool*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (GEICT)

665 323 Blade Trinity was the worst(first of all because Blade was a friggin guest star) with Jessica Biel as a normal human kicking vampire ass.Not even human men but super human vampires. Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 06:54 PM (9XBK2) ------ Well, WTF, it is Jessica Beil. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 06:55 PM (3Y7RV) Jessica Biel. *drool*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (GEICT)

666 323 Blade Trinity was the worst(first of all because Blade was a friggin guest star) with Jessica Biel as a normal human kicking vampire ass.Not even human men but super human vampires. Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 06:54 PM (9XBK2) ------ Well, WTF, it is Jessica Beil. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 06:55 PM (3Y7RV) Jessica Biel. *drool*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (GEICT)

667 323 Blade Trinity was the worst(first of all because Blade was a friggin guest star) with Jessica Biel as a normal human kicking vampire ass.Not even human men but super human vampires. Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2012 06:54 PM (9XBK2) ------ Well, WTF, it is Jessica Beil. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 20, 2012 06:55 PM (3Y7RV) Jessica Biel. *drool*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (GEICT)

668 The mystifying thing is how some women get the idea from these movies that they stand a reasonable chance in a physical fight against a man. That's only mystifying. The enraging thing is martial arts studios/trainers teaching women bullshit self defense techniques that simply give the poor women falling for that shit a false sense of security.

As I've told my sweetheart, if you ever find yourself in a physical struggle for your life, its eyes - throat - balls. No particular order, not limited to one, and as vicious and destructive as possible. Even then there's no guarantee. Forget wristlocks or ANY joint manipulation, foot stomps, strikes to the face or solar plexus, or super cool kicks to the head.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (IgvLC)

669 The mystifying thing is how some women get the idea from these movies that they stand a reasonable chance in a physical fight against a man. That's only mystifying. The enraging thing is martial arts studios/trainers teaching women bullshit self defense techniques that simply give the poor women falling for that shit a false sense of security.

As I've told my sweetheart, if you ever find yourself in a physical struggle for your life, its eyes - throat - balls. No particular order, not limited to one, and as vicious and destructive as possible. Even then there's no guarantee. Forget wristlocks or ANY joint manipulation, foot stomps, strikes to the face or solar plexus, or super cool kicks to the head.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (IgvLC)

670 The mystifying thing is how some women get the idea from these movies that they stand a reasonable chance in a physical fight against a man. That's only mystifying. The enraging thing is martial arts studios/trainers teaching women bullshit self defense techniques that simply give the poor women falling for that shit a false sense of security.

As I've told my sweetheart, if you ever find yourself in a physical struggle for your life, its eyes - throat - balls. No particular order, not limited to one, and as vicious and destructive as possible. Even then there's no guarantee. Forget wristlocks or ANY joint manipulation, foot stomps, strikes to the face or solar plexus, or super cool kicks to the head.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (IgvLC)

671 The mystifying thing is how some women get the idea from these movies that they stand a reasonable chance in a physical fight against a man. That's only mystifying. The enraging thing is martial arts studios/trainers teaching women bullshit self defense techniques that simply give the poor women falling for that shit a false sense of security.

As I've told my sweetheart, if you ever find yourself in a physical struggle for your life, its eyes - throat - balls. No particular order, not limited to one, and as vicious and destructive as possible. Even then there's no guarantee. Forget wristlocks or ANY joint manipulation, foot stomps, strikes to the face or solar plexus, or super cool kicks to the head.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (IgvLC)

672 The mystifying thing is how some women get the idea from these movies that they stand a reasonable chance in a physical fight against a man. That's only mystifying. The enraging thing is martial arts studios/trainers teaching women bullshit self defense techniques that simply give the poor women falling for that shit a false sense of security.

As I've told my sweetheart, if you ever find yourself in a physical struggle for your life, its eyes - throat - balls. No particular order, not limited to one, and as vicious and destructive as possible. Even then there's no guarantee. Forget wristlocks or ANY joint manipulation, foot stomps, strikes to the face or solar plexus, or super cool kicks to the head.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (IgvLC)

673 The mystifying thing is how some women get the idea from these movies that they stand a reasonable chance in a physical fight against a man. That's only mystifying. The enraging thing is martial arts studios/trainers teaching women bullshit self defense techniques that simply give the poor women falling for that shit a false sense of security.

As I've told my sweetheart, if you ever find yourself in a physical struggle for your life, its eyes - throat - balls. No particular order, not limited to one, and as vicious and destructive as possible. Even then there's no guarantee. Forget wristlocks or ANY joint manipulation, foot stomps, strikes to the face or solar plexus, or super cool kicks to the head.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (IgvLC)

674 The mystifying thing is how some women get the idea from these movies that they stand a reasonable chance in a physical fight against a man. That's only mystifying. The enraging thing is martial arts studios/trainers teaching women bullshit self defense techniques that simply give the poor women falling for that shit a false sense of security.

As I've told my sweetheart, if you ever find yourself in a physical struggle for your life, its eyes - throat - balls. No particular order, not limited to one, and as vicious and destructive as possible. Even then there's no guarantee. Forget wristlocks or ANY joint manipulation, foot stomps, strikes to the face or solar plexus, or super cool kicks to the head.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (IgvLC)

675 The mystifying thing is how some women get the idea from these movies that they stand a reasonable chance in a physical fight against a man. That's only mystifying. The enraging thing is martial arts studios/trainers teaching women bullshit self defense techniques that simply give the poor women falling for that shit a false sense of security.

As I've told my sweetheart, if you ever find yourself in a physical struggle for your life, its eyes - throat - balls. No particular order, not limited to one, and as vicious and destructive as possible. Even then there's no guarantee. Forget wristlocks or ANY joint manipulation, foot stomps, strikes to the face or solar plexus, or super cool kicks to the head.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (IgvLC)

676 The mystifying thing is how some women get the idea from these movies that they stand a reasonable chance in a physical fight against a man. That's only mystifying. The enraging thing is martial arts studios/trainers teaching women bullshit self defense techniques that simply give the poor women falling for that shit a false sense of security.

As I've told my sweetheart, if you ever find yourself in a physical struggle for your life, its eyes - throat - balls. No particular order, not limited to one, and as vicious and destructive as possible. Even then there's no guarantee. Forget wristlocks or ANY joint manipulation, foot stomps, strikes to the face or solar plexus, or super cool kicks to the head.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (IgvLC)

677 The mystifying thing is how some women get the idea from these movies that they stand a reasonable chance in a physical fight against a man. That's only mystifying. The enraging thing is martial arts studios/trainers teaching women bullshit self defense techniques that simply give the poor women falling for that shit a false sense of security.

As I've told my sweetheart, if you ever find yourself in a physical struggle for your life, its eyes - throat - balls. No particular order, not limited to one, and as vicious and destructive as possible. Even then there's no guarantee. Forget wristlocks or ANY joint manipulation, foot stomps, strikes to the face or solar plexus, or super cool kicks to the head.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (IgvLC)

678 The mystifying thing is how some women get the idea from these movies that they stand a reasonable chance in a physical fight against a man. That's only mystifying. The enraging thing is martial arts studios/trainers teaching women bullshit self defense techniques that simply give the poor women falling for that shit a false sense of security.

As I've told my sweetheart, if you ever find yourself in a physical struggle for your life, its eyes - throat - balls. No particular order, not limited to one, and as vicious and destructive as possible. Even then there's no guarantee. Forget wristlocks or ANY joint manipulation, foot stomps, strikes to the face or solar plexus, or super cool kicks to the head.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (IgvLC)

679 Glen Close in "Jagged Edge". Now that was a woman with issues.

Posted by: mrp at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (HjPtV)

680 Glen Close in "Jagged Edge". Now that was a woman with issues.

Posted by: mrp at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (HjPtV)

681 Glen Close in "Jagged Edge". Now that was a woman with issues.

Posted by: mrp at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (HjPtV)

682 Glen Close in "Jagged Edge". Now that was a woman with issues.

Posted by: mrp at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (HjPtV)

683 Glen Close in "Jagged Edge". Now that was a woman with issues.

Posted by: mrp at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (HjPtV)

684 Glen Close in "Jagged Edge". Now that was a woman with issues.

Posted by: mrp at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (HjPtV)

685 Glen Close in "Jagged Edge". Now that was a woman with issues.

Posted by: mrp at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (HjPtV)

686 Glen Close in "Jagged Edge". Now that was a woman with issues.

Posted by: mrp at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (HjPtV)

687 Glen Close in "Jagged Edge". Now that was a woman with issues.

Posted by: mrp at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (HjPtV)

688 Glen Close in "Jagged Edge". Now that was a woman with issues.

Posted by: mrp at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (HjPtV)

689 Glen Close in "Jagged Edge". Now that was a woman with issues.

Posted by: mrp at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (HjPtV)

690 "426 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:26 PM (G6kli) " How smart do you have to be to "read" a movie?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (T0lrq)

691 "426 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:26 PM (G6kli) " How smart do you have to be to "read" a movie?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (T0lrq)

692 "426 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:26 PM (G6kli) " How smart do you have to be to "read" a movie?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (T0lrq)

693 "426 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:26 PM (G6kli) " How smart do you have to be to "read" a movie?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (T0lrq)

694 "426 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:26 PM (G6kli) " How smart do you have to be to "read" a movie?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (T0lrq)

695 "426 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:26 PM (G6kli) " How smart do you have to be to "read" a movie?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (T0lrq)

696 "426 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:26 PM (G6kli) " How smart do you have to be to "read" a movie?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (T0lrq)

697 "426 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:26 PM (G6kli) " How smart do you have to be to "read" a movie?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (T0lrq)

698 "426 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:26 PM (G6kli) " How smart do you have to be to "read" a movie?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (T0lrq)

699 "426 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:26 PM (G6kli) " How smart do you have to be to "read" a movie?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (T0lrq)

700 "426 "Oh yeah, because "reading" Hong Kong or South Korea's pop culture makes you high brow..." Makes you smart enough to watch the film. Why equate highbrow with action films? Like Arnold ever made art. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 07:26 PM (G6kli) " How smart do you have to be to "read" a movie?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (T0lrq)

701

""He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

How much do you want to bet that she gets the kids in the upcoming divorce?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (3x3F6)

702

""He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

How much do you want to bet that she gets the kids in the upcoming divorce?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (3x3F6)

703

""He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

How much do you want to bet that she gets the kids in the upcoming divorce?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (3x3F6)

704

""He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

How much do you want to bet that she gets the kids in the upcoming divorce?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (3x3F6)

705

""He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

How much do you want to bet that she gets the kids in the upcoming divorce?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (3x3F6)

706

""He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

How much do you want to bet that she gets the kids in the upcoming divorce?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (3x3F6)

707

""He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

How much do you want to bet that she gets the kids in the upcoming divorce?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (3x3F6)

708

""He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

How much do you want to bet that she gets the kids in the upcoming divorce?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (3x3F6)

709

""He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

How much do you want to bet that she gets the kids in the upcoming divorce?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (3x3F6)

710

""He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

How much do you want to bet that she gets the kids in the upcoming divorce?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (3x3F6)

711

""He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all," she told them."

I love how judgmental that sounds.

How much do you want to bet that she gets the kids in the upcoming divorce?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (3x3F6)

712 Dave, Keep in mind I am not a doctor, but the hydrostatic/hydraulic shock is what creates the ripping loose of organs and a little bit of the wound channel. When you are required to use fmj rounds, you have to either go for blunt force with a bigger round or ripping things up with a really fast round. This is talking about hits not to the head or heart for kill shots. The 7.62 will be blunt force.

Posted by: Assassin6 at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (FfukH)

713 Dave, Keep in mind I am not a doctor, but the hydrostatic/hydraulic shock is what creates the ripping loose of organs and a little bit of the wound channel. When you are required to use fmj rounds, you have to either go for blunt force with a bigger round or ripping things up with a really fast round. This is talking about hits not to the head or heart for kill shots. The 7.62 will be blunt force.

Posted by: Assassin6 at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (FfukH)

714 Dave, Keep in mind I am not a doctor, but the hydrostatic/hydraulic shock is what creates the ripping loose of organs and a little bit of the wound channel. When you are required to use fmj rounds, you have to either go for blunt force with a bigger round or ripping things up with a really fast round. This is talking about hits not to the head or heart for kill shots. The 7.62 will be blunt force.

Posted by: Assassin6 at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (FfukH)

715 Dave, Keep in mind I am not a doctor, but the hydrostatic/hydraulic shock is what creates the ripping loose of organs and a little bit of the wound channel. When you are required to use fmj rounds, you have to either go for blunt force with a bigger round or ripping things up with a really fast round. This is talking about hits not to the head or heart for kill shots. The 7.62 will be blunt force.

Posted by: Assassin6 at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (FfukH)

716 Dave, Keep in mind I am not a doctor, but the hydrostatic/hydraulic shock is what creates the ripping loose of organs and a little bit of the wound channel. When you are required to use fmj rounds, you have to either go for blunt force with a bigger round or ripping things up with a really fast round. This is talking about hits not to the head or heart for kill shots. The 7.62 will be blunt force.

Posted by: Assassin6 at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (FfukH)

717 Dave, Keep in mind I am not a doctor, but the hydrostatic/hydraulic shock is what creates the ripping loose of organs and a little bit of the wound channel. When you are required to use fmj rounds, you have to either go for blunt force with a bigger round or ripping things up with a really fast round. This is talking about hits not to the head or heart for kill shots. The 7.62 will be blunt force.

Posted by: Assassin6 at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (FfukH)

718 Dave, Keep in mind I am not a doctor, but the hydrostatic/hydraulic shock is what creates the ripping loose of organs and a little bit of the wound channel. When you are required to use fmj rounds, you have to either go for blunt force with a bigger round or ripping things up with a really fast round. This is talking about hits not to the head or heart for kill shots. The 7.62 will be blunt force.

Posted by: Assassin6 at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (FfukH)

719 Dave, Keep in mind I am not a doctor, but the hydrostatic/hydraulic shock is what creates the ripping loose of organs and a little bit of the wound channel. When you are required to use fmj rounds, you have to either go for blunt force with a bigger round or ripping things up with a really fast round. This is talking about hits not to the head or heart for kill shots. The 7.62 will be blunt force.

Posted by: Assassin6 at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (FfukH)

720 Dave, Keep in mind I am not a doctor, but the hydrostatic/hydraulic shock is what creates the ripping loose of organs and a little bit of the wound channel. When you are required to use fmj rounds, you have to either go for blunt force with a bigger round or ripping things up with a really fast round. This is talking about hits not to the head or heart for kill shots. The 7.62 will be blunt force.

Posted by: Assassin6 at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (FfukH)

721 Dave, Keep in mind I am not a doctor, but the hydrostatic/hydraulic shock is what creates the ripping loose of organs and a little bit of the wound channel. When you are required to use fmj rounds, you have to either go for blunt force with a bigger round or ripping things up with a really fast round. This is talking about hits not to the head or heart for kill shots. The 7.62 will be blunt force.

Posted by: Assassin6 at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (FfukH)

722 Dave, Keep in mind I am not a doctor, but the hydrostatic/hydraulic shock is what creates the ripping loose of organs and a little bit of the wound channel. When you are required to use fmj rounds, you have to either go for blunt force with a bigger round or ripping things up with a really fast round. This is talking about hits not to the head or heart for kill shots. The 7.62 will be blunt force.

Posted by: Assassin6 at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (FfukH)

723 AlextheChick, can't tell you the number of parents I know who have let their 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders read the Hunger Games trilogy. My son keeps trying to read it because his dad and stepbrothers are really pushing him to read it, but he can't get past the first few chapters. The school librarian won't put it on the shelf because she feels very strongly that it isn't appropriate at the elementary school level.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)

Wait, what? Elementary school? Are people fucking insane? I wouldn't let my (theoretical) 16 yo read it. Elementary school? I should be allowed to slap the hell out of people. It is not a children's book by any possible stretch of the imagination. Hell, it's just barely a teen's book.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (Gk3SS)

724 AlextheChick, can't tell you the number of parents I know who have let their 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders read the Hunger Games trilogy. My son keeps trying to read it because his dad and stepbrothers are really pushing him to read it, but he can't get past the first few chapters. The school librarian won't put it on the shelf because she feels very strongly that it isn't appropriate at the elementary school level.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (Gk3SS)

725 AlextheChick, can't tell you the number of parents I know who have let their 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders read the Hunger Games trilogy. My son keeps trying to read it because his dad and stepbrothers are really pushing him to read it, but he can't get past the first few chapters. The school librarian won't put it on the shelf because she feels very strongly that it isn't appropriate at the elementary school level.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (Gk3SS)

726 AlextheChick, can't tell you the number of parents I know who have let their 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders read the Hunger Games trilogy. My son keeps trying to read it because his dad and stepbrothers are really pushing him to read it, but he can't get past the first few chapters. The school librarian won't put it on the shelf because she feels very strongly that it isn't appropriate at the elementary school level.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (Gk3SS)

727 AlextheChick, can't tell you the number of parents I know who have let their 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders read the Hunger Games trilogy. My son keeps trying to read it because his dad and stepbrothers are really pushing him to read it, but he can't get past the first few chapters. The school librarian won't put it on the shelf because she feels very strongly that it isn't appropriate at the elementary school level.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (Gk3SS)

728 AlextheChick, can't tell you the number of parents I know who have let their 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders read the Hunger Games trilogy. My son keeps trying to read it because his dad and stepbrothers are really pushing him to read it, but he can't get past the first few chapters. The school librarian won't put it on the shelf because she feels very strongly that it isn't appropriate at the elementary school level.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (Gk3SS)

729 AlextheChick, can't tell you the number of parents I know who have let their 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders read the Hunger Games trilogy. My son keeps trying to read it because his dad and stepbrothers are really pushing him to read it, but he can't get past the first few chapters. The school librarian won't put it on the shelf because she feels very strongly that it isn't appropriate at the elementary school level.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (Gk3SS)

730 AlextheChick, can't tell you the number of parents I know who have let their 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders read the Hunger Games trilogy. My son keeps trying to read it because his dad and stepbrothers are really pushing him to read it, but he can't get past the first few chapters. The school librarian won't put it on the shelf because she feels very strongly that it isn't appropriate at the elementary school level.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (Gk3SS)

731 AlextheChick, can't tell you the number of parents I know who have let their 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders read the Hunger Games trilogy. My son keeps trying to read it because his dad and stepbrothers are really pushing him to read it, but he can't get past the first few chapters. The school librarian won't put it on the shelf because she feels very strongly that it isn't appropriate at the elementary school level.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (Gk3SS)

732 AlextheChick, can't tell you the number of parents I know who have let their 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders read the Hunger Games trilogy. My son keeps trying to read it because his dad and stepbrothers are really pushing him to read it, but he can't get past the first few chapters. The school librarian won't put it on the shelf because she feels very strongly that it isn't appropriate at the elementary school level.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (Gk3SS)

733 AlextheChick, can't tell you the number of parents I know who have let their 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders read the Hunger Games trilogy. My son keeps trying to read it because his dad and stepbrothers are really pushing him to read it, but he can't get past the first few chapters. The school librarian won't put it on the shelf because she feels very strongly that it isn't appropriate at the elementary school level.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 20, 2012 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (Gk3SS)

734 And by the way films like Hero and Crouching Tiger move the line far beyond simple action films. And they are better read than lip synched.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (G6kli)

735 And by the way films like Hero and Crouching Tiger move the line far beyond simple action films. And they are better read than lip synched.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (G6kli)

736 And by the way films like Hero and Crouching Tiger move the line far beyond simple action films. And they are better read than lip synched.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (G6kli)

737 And by the way films like Hero and Crouching Tiger move the line far beyond simple action films. And they are better read than lip synched.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (G6kli)

738 And by the way films like Hero and Crouching Tiger move the line far beyond simple action films. And they are better read than lip synched.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (G6kli)

739 And by the way films like Hero and Crouching Tiger move the line far beyond simple action films. And they are better read than lip synched.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (G6kli)

740 And by the way films like Hero and Crouching Tiger move the line far beyond simple action films. And they are better read than lip synched.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (G6kli)

741 And by the way films like Hero and Crouching Tiger move the line far beyond simple action films. And they are better read than lip synched.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (G6kli)

742 And by the way films like Hero and Crouching Tiger move the line far beyond simple action films. And they are better read than lip synched.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (G6kli)

743 And by the way films like Hero and Crouching Tiger move the line far beyond simple action films. And they are better read than lip synched.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (G6kli)

744 And by the way films like Hero and Crouching Tiger move the line far beyond simple action films. And they are better read than lip synched.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (G6kli)

745 It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider.

(Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.)
(And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:19 PM (T0lrq)

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Free lunch? What do you mean? I paid for it. I don't expect anyone to buy it for me for free.

Dude come on. Are we still playing the pot make you retarded game? This is so old and boring. It's no worse for you than drinking alcohol. And like alcohol some people do it too much and some people drive while doing it and some people are total losers who do either.

I somehow managed to maintain a 3.5 GPA in one of the toughest majors at a top 25 college while being high 1/2 the time and drunk the other 1/2. It's OK, it won't kill you, and it won't turn you into Joe Biden. I promise.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (HDgX3)

746 It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider.

(Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.)
(And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:19 PM (T0lrq)

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Free lunch? What do you mean? I paid for it. I don't expect anyone to buy it for me for free.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (HDgX3)

747 It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider.

(Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.)
(And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:19 PM (T0lrq)

_________________

Free lunch? What do you mean? I paid for it. I don't expect anyone to buy it for me for free.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (HDgX3)

748 It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider.

(Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.)
(And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:19 PM (T0lrq)

_________________

Free lunch? What do you mean? I paid for it. I don't expect anyone to buy it for me for free.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (HDgX3)

749 It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider.

(Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.)
(And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:19 PM (T0lrq)

_________________

Free lunch? What do you mean? I paid for it. I don't expect anyone to buy it for me for free.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (HDgX3)

750 It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider.

(Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.)
(And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:19 PM (T0lrq)

_________________

Free lunch? What do you mean? I paid for it. I don't expect anyone to buy it for me for free.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (HDgX3)

751 It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider.

(Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.)
(And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:19 PM (T0lrq)

_________________

Free lunch? What do you mean? I paid for it. I don't expect anyone to buy it for me for free.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (HDgX3)

752 It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider.

(Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.)
(And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:19 PM (T0lrq)

_________________

Free lunch? What do you mean? I paid for it. I don't expect anyone to buy it for me for free.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (HDgX3)

753 It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider.

(Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.)
(And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:19 PM (T0lrq)

_________________

Free lunch? What do you mean? I paid for it. I don't expect anyone to buy it for me for free.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (HDgX3)

754 It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider.

(Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.)
(And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:19 PM (T0lrq)

_________________

Free lunch? What do you mean? I paid for it. I don't expect anyone to buy it for me for free.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (HDgX3)

755 It's not a free lunch. Perhaps you should reconsider.

(Not really my problem either way, but some of your comments are intelligent.)
(And yeah, it's not going to turn you into Joe Biden, but why move in that direction even a little bit?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 20, 2012 07:19 PM (T0lrq)

_________________

Free lunch? What do you mean? I paid for it. I don't expect anyone to buy it for me for free.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 03:28 PM (HDgX3)

756

HA. What a pussy that guy must be. Honey, please stop selling your body to strangers. No? OK.

Yup. A complete loser. And she won't stop fucking other guys, I guarantee you. She'll just keep quieter about it next time.