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October 25, 2012

The Wild Side Of Life
— LauraW

Steampacket

Some entertainment news.

In his new autobiography, Rod Stewart disavows that ancient rumor that has dogged him for decades:

The book also clears up the urban myth about Stewart once ingesting so much semen that he had to have his stomach pumped. Stewart writes that his former publicist Tony Toon made up the tale after he was fired.

Thank goodness! We can put that horrid rumor to rest forever. Not true. Let it be said here:

Rod Stewart. Not a sailor-pleasing gangbang manslut.

In other news, Rod Stewart made anal cocaine-filled butt suppositories and put them in his bum. Anally.

On one hand: He didn't have to tell us that. He could have lied about it like the sailor thing. Makes one wonder about this fellow's editorial acumen.

On the other hand: This is the kind of gritty detail (sorry, heh) that breathes realism into a screwed-up old entertainer's memoir. And reminds us why we shouldn't give a sh*t what celebrities think about politics.

Thanks to tmi3rd.

Posted by: LauraW at 05:28 PM | Comments (166)
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1 Hmm...bring back the Obama Hipster Doofus Slut Ad, I can only take one disgusting post every four hours.

Posted by: DeusExMachina at October 25, 2012 05:24 PM (6RTwM)

2 Thirty minutes is enough is more than enough time devoted to Olbermann.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 25, 2012 05:25 PM (QupBk)

3 What's the name of the autobiography? Rod Stewart: A thousand ways to use you bodies orifices?

Posted by: lowandslow at October 25, 2012 05:25 PM (GZitp)

4 Cocaine up the butt? Would' that make that whole area, numb? How could you tell when you had to crap/fart? There's gotta be some really funny fart stories in that book! What's it called?

Posted by: Dang© at October 25, 2012 05:25 PM (R18D0)

5 Maggie May is the only song of his that I ever liked. And really, what rock megastar didn't fill his ass with something or other?

Posted by: huerfano at October 25, 2012 05:25 PM (bAGA/)

6 She claimed that it just ain't natural...

Posted by: Othered at October 25, 2012 05:26 PM (EuW9O)

7 Well, give him his due, he managed to shag some pretty decent chicks in his day...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 25, 2012 05:26 PM (j+44v)

8 I think I love you, Rod. Every time I hump your butt, my dick goes all numb.

Posted by: That guy who just humped Rod's butt at October 25, 2012 05:27 PM (R18D0)

9 I am guessing someone is confusing rod stewart and obama

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2012 05:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

10 I could have gone my whole life not knowing any of this.

No really.

Posted by: Tami at October 25, 2012 05:27 PM (X6akg)

11 He may say he's lying, but honey, Tony Toon speaks the gospel truth.

Posted by: Male Prostitute From 1976 at October 25, 2012 05:27 PM (/YJYi)

12 If you want my pooter If you think I'm empty Come on Baby Pay upfront

Posted by: Rod Stewart at October 25, 2012 05:27 PM (jKE+Z)

13 Remember when he said he "avoided drinking spirits", because they were hard on the vocal cords. How were we supposed to tell?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 25, 2012 05:27 PM (pUqSw)

14 Hey, maybe Keith Olbermann could interview him on his next... oh, wait....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 25, 2012 05:27 PM (j+44v)

15 Butt Snorting.

Posted by: Dang© at October 25, 2012 05:28 PM (R18D0)

16 Hey Rod, I'm kinda looking for work. Got any leads?

Posted by: Kal Penn at October 25, 2012 05:28 PM (jKE+Z)

17 I am assuming a problem such as that, especially that particular problem would be self-solving and no pumping required, aside from the initial pumping of fluids in.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2012 05:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

18 So, wait, I'm confused.
Was it Rod Stewart or Greg that sucked off the entire crew of the
USS Enterprise?

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 25, 2012 05:28 PM (AREf/)

19 >>In other news, Rod Stewart made anal cocaine-filled butt suppositories and put them in his bum. Anally. You got a purty mouth.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2012 05:29 PM (TMB3S)

20 Anally, you say. Wow, that would have been a really disturbing police tape, huh?

Posted by: Marion Barry at October 25, 2012 05:29 PM (6TB1Z)

21 I was going to write about making music in the glory days of Rock and Roll and about all the amazing talent I met along the way, but decided to write about shoving cocaine up my ass. It really get's to the heart of who I am.

Posted by: Rod Stewrart at October 25, 2012 05:29 PM (GZitp)

22 I'm assuming the cocaine suppository story was told to lend credence to the semen story. The thinking is: if he is willing to tell that tale, and says the other one is false, you have to believe him.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 25, 2012 05:29 PM (/i3Yt)

23 Rod the Mod always ahead of his time hey Cocaine Buttchugging before stupid ass College where alcohol Buttchugging

Posted by: Evilpens at October 25, 2012 05:30 PM (ck76k)

24 Um, is this fun stuff like a preview of what AoS is gonna be like after this January?!?! cos if so . . . I'm slightly frightened.

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at October 25, 2012 05:31 PM (J6kXj)

25 Gives a whole new meaning to the term, "brown nosing".

Posted by: Dang© at October 25, 2012 05:31 PM (R18D0)

26 I was amused to learn a while back that Rod Stewart is a huge model train fan. That makes him an okay fellow in my book.

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 25, 2012 05:31 PM (deAVu)

27 If you only read one autobiography this year....

Posted by: lowandslow at October 25, 2012 05:31 PM (GZitp)

28 I had heard the same semen story about Alanis Morisette once. I always considered it one of those apocryphal stories that is said about everyone.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 25, 2012 05:31 PM (uhAkr)

29 26 I was amused to learn a while back that Rod Stewart is a huge model train fan. That makes him an okay fellow in my book. Posted by: Trimegistus at October 25, 2012 09:31 PM (deAVu) Rod Stewart fucking cheated!

Posted by: Sebastian Bach at October 25, 2012 05:32 PM (jKE+Z)

30 I had heard stewart was a train fan but I did not think it meant he liked to pull one.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2012 05:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

31 Cocaine suppositories? Man, as soon as he's not POTUS, Barry is really gonna want to try that out in bed!

Posted by: Reggie Love at October 25, 2012 05:32 PM (lyStv)

32 Off the record? Let me put it this way: Ron Jeremy avoids his gaze.

Posted by: Magilla Goldstilla, Executive (Spulge Records) at October 25, 2012 05:32 PM (I88Jc)

33 Pardon me while I get the brain bleach.

On another subject, San Fran has decided to show up for tonight's game.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 25, 2012 05:33 PM (sHqsk)

34 Um, is this fun stuff like a preview of what AoS is gonna be like after this January?!?! I assume we will be bitching about what a RINO Romney is.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 25, 2012 05:33 PM (QupBk)

35 huge model train fan

Posted by: Trimegistus

So he likes regular sized trains?!? I'm confused.

Posted by: Dang© at October 25, 2012 05:33 PM (R18D0)

36 Why is there so much homosexualizingly anal stuff on this here blog?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 25, 2012 05:33 PM (ovpNn)

37 Well, that semen story isn't true about me, either.

Shut up, and stop looking at me like that.

Keith Olberman is a liar I tell you, he just made that up about me.

Posted by: Greg at October 25, 2012 05:33 PM (uLTng)

38 Hey Rod, are you eligible to vote?

Posted by: Baraka 0buttplug at October 25, 2012 05:34 PM (jKE+Z)

39 I had heard the same semen story about Alanis Morisette once. I always considered it one of those apocryphal stories that is said about everyone. Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 25, 2012 09:31 PM (uhAkr) morissette story in untrue, she actually cut a guy who suggested she had had enough.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2012 05:34 PM (Z9EHQ)

40 First having to watch that awful Obama ad with that horrid girl a few posts below, and now this. I might as well have not eaten dinner. Just eww.

Posted by: Sassy at October 25, 2012 05:34 PM (detCI)

41 Meatloaf and Mitt sing God Bless America....pic:

http://tinyurl.com/8ovj39n

And pic of a really large crowd while Big and Rich sing at Ohio rally:

http://tinyurl.com/8pczfrc

Posted by: Tami at October 25, 2012 05:34 PM (X6akg)

42 Why would Rod Stewart waste good coke by putting it in his ass? When I stick things in my ass I like to feel it, lol.

You're supposed to put the coke on the gerbil, that freaks it out and makes it very antsy. Oh yeah, lol.

Posted by: Another Gerg sockpuppet at October 25, 2012 05:34 PM (yJYwC)

43 I assume we will be bitching about what a RINO Romney is.

Death, taxes and.....

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2012 05:34 PM (6TB1Z)

44 Why is there so much homosexualizingly anal stuff on this here blog?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 25, 2012 09:33 PM (ovpNn)

Cuz it's funny?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at October 25, 2012 05:34 PM (GRvW4)

45 On the other hand: This is the kind of gritty detail (sorry, heh) that breathes realism into a screwed-up old entertainer's memoir. And reminds us why we shouldn't give a sh*t what celebrities think about politics. Lauraw, this is the most profound thing I have seen in a long time.

Posted by: moki at October 25, 2012 05:35 PM (dZmFh)

46 If someone would really have to have their stomach pumped after digesting an ungodly amount of semen every girl I've ever performed with would need their stomach pumped.

Posted by: Peter North at October 25, 2012 05:35 PM (/YJYi)

47 He's not just a model train fan, he is a frigging model train maestro. One one of his US tours, he camped out in a Chicago hotel with his family, and flew out of O'hare for his gigs across the US. He of course had cases filled with his model-making gear, so he could work on his trainsets while "on tour".

Posted by: Stirner at October 25, 2012 05:35 PM (Ytuz8)

48 Aw fuck, how can you lose the ball, AP????

Posted by: Baraka 0buttplug at October 25, 2012 05:36 PM (jKE+Z)

49 Lena, Olbermann, then Rod Stewart. To follow: an Obama college story. Same vein. (get it, vein?)

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 25, 2012 05:36 PM (0CiTm)

50 I recall the rumor from my high school days, way before Al (Happy Ending Good Time) Gore invented the Internet. It just makes me wonder how this shit was spread before the Internet.

Posted by: Up with people! at October 25, 2012 05:36 PM (kzFo5)

51 Rod Stewart: out with a bang he can't even feel. If you don't like being a bottom, a coke suppository makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: Jack at October 25, 2012 05:36 PM (wUFaM)

52 What was that about horse semen?

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin, Esq, Ph D at October 25, 2012 05:36 PM (yJYwC)

53 /SCOAMF sock

Posted by: logprof at October 25, 2012 05:37 PM (jKE+Z)

54 The rumor isn't true. It couldn't have happened. Trust me.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 25, 2012 05:37 PM (hPlLv)

55 I do insertions for cash.

Posted by: Keith Olberdouche at October 25, 2012 05:37 PM (wUFaM)

56 I heard that Rod Stewart rumor in the 7th grade.

Celebrity gossip had a way of traveling even before the Internet.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 25, 2012 05:37 PM (vouc9)

57 ugh

Posted by: kinlaw at October 25, 2012 05:38 PM (uLTng)

58 I always heard that same or similar rumor about Bowie and Jagger.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 25, 2012 05:38 PM (0CiTm)

59 At least NFL Network fixed the Spanish feed fucking up the regular feed.

Posted by: logprof at October 25, 2012 05:38 PM (jKE+Z)

60 This is really more than I ever wanted to know about Rod Stewart's ass.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 25, 2012 05:39 PM (CA2NO)

61 In other news, Rod Stewart made anal cocaine-filled butt suppositories and put them in his bum. Anally. Just think, in 30 years, Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing is going to regale us with that story on the THC morning thread.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2012 05:39 PM (X3lox)

62 I always heard that same or similar rumor about Bowie and Jagger.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 25, 2012 09:38 PM (0CiTm)

I do remember a bit about Bowie saying that he met his wife (not Eman, I suppose) while they were "laying the same bloke".

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at October 25, 2012 05:39 PM (GRvW4)

63 So for a period during the Sixties and Seventies, when Rod Stewart farted it produced a cloudy mix of blow and haggis.

Posted by: logprof at October 25, 2012 05:40 PM (jKE+Z)

64 Thanks to tmi3rd. Yeah, thanks, tmi3rd. Now I've got visions of cocaine-filled suppositories dancing in my head like some fucked up Night Before a Tweaker's Christmas.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 25, 2012 05:41 PM (CA2NO)

65
So any truth to the rumor that Barry Obama sniffed Rod's butt to get high?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 25, 2012 05:41 PM (PHb2k)

66 A British executive for ExxonMobil has been shot dead in an assassination-style killing in Brussels. Belgian police imposed a news blackout after Nicholas Mockford, 60, was shot as he left an Italian restaurant in Neder-over-Heembeek, a suburb of the capital. The executive was shot three times, once as he lay on the ground, after leaving the Da Marcello restaurant in Rue de Beyseghem at around 10pm on Oct 14. His wife, Mary, was left beaten and covered in blood. Mr Mockford died on the way to hospital. Witnesses said they saw the couple walk across the street to their car,...

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 25, 2012 05:42 PM (e8kgV)

67 I always heard that same or similar rumor about Bowie and Jagger. Posted by: USS Diversity

Bowie used to call himself the Mick JÃ¤germeister.

Posted by: Dang© at October 25, 2012 05:42 PM (R18D0)

68 At least NFL Network fixed the Spanish feed fucking up the regular feed.

Posted by: logprof at October 25, 2012 09:38 PM (jKE+Z)

I didn't have the Spanish feed.

Posted by: Tami at October 25, 2012 05:42 PM (X6akg)

69 So any truth to the rumor that Barry Obama sniffed Rod's butt to get high?

It was probably more of a contact high, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 25, 2012 05:42 PM (xKC/c)

70 Cocaine's a helluva drug.

Posted by: Zombie Rick James at October 25, 2012 05:42 PM (lyStv)

71 So for a period during the Sixties and Seventies, when Rod Stewart farted it produced a cloudy mix of blow and haggis. Posted by: logprof

LOLZ!

Posted by: Dang© at October 25, 2012 05:43 PM (R18D0)

72 Cocaine's a helluva drug.

Posted by: Zombie Rick James at October 25, 2012 09:42 PM (lyStv)

Heroin's where its at........

Posted by: Zombie Jim Morrison at October 25, 2012 05:44 PM (/YJYi)

73 I didn't have the Spanish feed. Posted by: Tami at October 25, 2012 09:42 PM (X6akg) --For the whole first quarter underneath the broadcast I could hear the Spanish broadcast echoing. It was annoying as hell.

Posted by: logprof at October 25, 2012 05:44 PM (jKE+Z)

74 Cocaine's a helluva drug.

That shit will kill you.

Posted by: Len Bias at October 25, 2012 05:44 PM (xKC/c)

75 I had tickets years ago to go see him. Then the roof caved in at the venue and it got cancelled. I don't think I missed much.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 25, 2012 05:44 PM (1hNQS)

76 Coke and sodomy - two things I'm not up for trying alone, and certainly not in tandem. And here we have Rod Stewart, the pioneer, doing sodomy by coke.

In this society, I feel like I need to buy a chastity belt and wear it backward

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 25, 2012 05:45 PM (QTHTd)

77 I confess I kind of dig some of Rod's old songs. His voice is fun, in moderation.

Posted by: Y-not at October 25, 2012 05:46 PM (5H6zj)

78 So if I forgot to put sugar in my coffee and stuck a packet of sugar in my butt, that would be... wrong? Right? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Dang© at October 25, 2012 05:46 PM (R18D0)

79 The Faces were a great group.. but that was a long long time ago.

Posted by: grease monkey at October 25, 2012 05:46 PM (VSWPU)

80 That shit will kill you.

Tell me about it. At least I didn't shove it my ass though!

I think, anyway...

Posted by: Whitney Houston at October 25, 2012 05:47 PM (lyStv)

81 Holy hell @66. Who'd Exxon piss off recently?

Posted by: Secundus, Cthulu/Judge Death 2012 at October 25, 2012 05:48 PM (1kRHK)

82 And let's admit it. "Infatuation", with Beck on the guitar, was a killer! The chick in the video was hot as balls, too.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at October 25, 2012 05:48 PM (GRvW4)

83 I actually quite like a lot of Stewart's music. "Forever Young" is one of my top twenty favorite songs, and "Spanner in the Works" is an AWESOME album. His rendition of "Purple Heather" is a springtime staple for me.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 25, 2012 05:48 PM (CA2NO)

That song about If You Want my Body, we used to jokingly sing to the cheerleaders before games. They didn't. Well, mine anyway.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 25, 2012 05:48 PM (0CiTm)

85 http://tinyurl.com/cxzmxr6 OOOOPS Wisconsin company announces layoffs ahead of Biden arrival

Posted by: Evilpens at October 25, 2012 05:48 PM (ck76k)

86 Drugs up the butt? Huh. *grins*

Posted by: Marilyn Monroe at October 25, 2012 05:49 PM (R18D0)

87 45 If someone would really have to have their stomach pumped after digesting an ungodly amount of semen every girl I've ever performed with would need their stomach pumped. Posted by: Peter North at October 25, 2012 09:35 PM (/YJYi) Pretty sure they took it on the face not in their mouth. So I've been told. By someone else. Cause I don't watch that kinda filth.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 25, 2012 05:49 PM (GEICT)

88 --For the whole first quarter underneath the broadcast I could hear the Spanish broadcast echoing. It was annoying as hell.

Posted by: logprof at October 25, 2012 09:44 PM (jKE+Z)

I can imagine it would be. Sure it wasn't your cable provider screwing up?

Posted by: Tami at October 25, 2012 05:49 PM (X6akg)

Your nightmare.

For me, the Daily Show.

Posted by: White House Ceiling Cat at October 25, 2012 05:49 PM (khZbv)

90 Rod Stewart. Not a sailor-pleasing gangbang manslut. Lena Dunham, on the other hand...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 25, 2012 05:49 PM (CA2NO)

91 by popular demand

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hphwfq1wLJs

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 25, 2012 05:50 PM (QTHTd)

92 Back in 1976, I liked Rod Stewart's tunes, knowing nothing about the man.

Oh maggie I should have dumped you long agoooooooo.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 25, 2012 05:50 PM (he2LC)

93 Too many pray and follow this the Media god and it's metro sexual zombie cohorts. They won't be angry till the god says too. I'm angry about how America's fantastic soldiers are treated. Too many times political considerations override the lives of soldiers. If we are using force, all politics should have been dune before guns come into play. If a soldiers dies, it should be for our country not for the president. Both sides of the aisle spend lives about the way they spend tax payer's money. The men and women that fight are about the only ones in government that have and give respect. I don't feel funny or strange on this post. Maybe next time.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 25, 2012 05:50 PM (EiH7n)

94 Did he push the drugs up his butt with a bicycle seat?

I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at October 25, 2012 05:50 PM (R18D0)

95 Posted by: eastvalleyphx at October 25, 2012 09:48 PM (GRvW4) That Was Kay Lenz ! also check out People Get Ready that is also with Jeff Beck

Posted by: Evilpens at October 25, 2012 05:51 PM (ck76k)

96 Am I total loser if I admit I liked If You Want My Body? Go ahead.. mock me if you must.. but I was a disco fiend back in the day. Had all the moves baby..

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 25, 2012 05:52 PM (1hNQS)

97 This is certainly more important than GOTV.

Posted by: I am mad as hell and I am not going to take it anymore at October 25, 2012 05:53 PM (KWlBJ)

98 I actually quite like a lot of Stewart's music. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter at October 25, 2012 09:48 PM (CA2NO) Me, too. He's a sick, demented turd but that music is great. He was always pretty ugly, too. Between Stewart, Jagger and Keith Richards it's like a contest of intense ugliness built around great tunes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2012 05:53 PM (X3lox)

99 Did he push the drugs up his butt with a bicycle seat? I'm asking for a friend. Posted by: Lance Armstrong at October 25, 2012 09:50 PM (R18D0) ------------------------------------------------------- Thanks Lance

Posted by: Charles Johnson at October 25, 2012 05:53 PM (jucos)

100 Is there a correlation with metrosexual/unthreatening rock crooners and teenage/bopper adoration?

What's the hormone level of a tween?

High? Low? In flux (sorry) or going along with the flow (sorry)?

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 25, 2012 05:54 PM (Vh0f5)

101 rectal administration of drugs is something that was invented by doctors long before coke-addled rock stars got word of it. generally, rectal bioavailability is on par with nasal/buccal bioavailability -- all three routes of administration rely upon the increased absorption of mucous mebranes vs. enteral endothelia, after all -- and it has the added bonus of not clogging up the sinuses that a singer like stewart might rely upon for clarity.

Posted by: jimi ray at October 25, 2012 05:54 PM (79EF9)

102 jimi wins the TMI Medal for... the month

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 25, 2012 05:55 PM (QTHTd)

103 That shit's messed up man.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 25, 2012 05:55 PM (Vh0f5)

104 I can imagine it would be. Sure it wasn't your cable provider screwing up? Posted by: Tami at October 25, 2012 09:49 PM (X6akg) --Could be. It's weird; normally I can;t watch the NFLN for the Thursday night games here in Canada. They get played on Rogers Sports Net instead, but tonight that network is playing the World Series, so instead the NBC affiliate is playing the Vikings game.

Posted by: logprof at October 25, 2012 05:55 PM (jKE+Z)

105 Thanks for ruining a perfectly good thread jimi

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 25, 2012 05:56 PM (GEICT)

106 Me, too. He's a sick, demented turd but that music is great. He was always pretty ugly, too. Between Stewart, Jagger and Keith Richards it's like a contest of intense ugliness built around great tunes. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2012 09:53 PM (X3lox) Exactly! I mean, WTH? Mick Jagger had a kind of creepy hotness when he was younger, but that didn't last very long. As has been said, cocaine's a helluva drug.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 25, 2012 05:56 PM (CA2NO)

107 The first time I heard "Maggie May" was at Clark AFB. Hot weather, cool tunes

Posted by: Major _________ de Coverly at October 25, 2012 05:56 PM (Dll6b)

108 I don't see what the big deal is. Is this worse than butt-chugging? Really I can think of about 20 more embaerassing ways I've gotten high.

Posted by: twit of the year at October 25, 2012 05:56 PM (xXhWA)

109 Jimi Hendrix -- insanely talented musician and hung like a horse, yet he still managed to drown in his own vomit at age 27.

So sad. I could give 0.02 shits about Rod Stewart however.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 25, 2012 05:56 PM (ccXZP)

110 So the story about him lining up a roomful of sailors, performing oral sex on them, swallowing, and having to have his stomach pumped is not true?

Which part?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 25, 2012 05:56 PM (BeSEI)

111

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2012 09:53 PM (X3lox)

You left out Steven Tyler.

Posted by: Secundus, Cthulu/Judge Death 2012 at October 25, 2012 05:56 PM (1kRHK)

112 jimi ray and rectal bioavailability .... Yep.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2012 05:56 PM (X3lox)

113 "...I liked If You Want My Body?"

Best strip club tune, evah!

(MIA)

Posted by: Magilla Norris, Philosopher of Pain at October 25, 2012 05:57 PM (I88Jc)

114 101 rectal administration of drugs is something that was invented by doctors long before coke-addled rock stars got word of it.

generally, rectal bioavailability is on par with nasal/buccal bioavailability -- all three routes of administration rely upon the increased absorption of mucous mebranes vs. enteral endothelia, after all -- and it has the added bonus of not clogging up the sinuses that a singer like stewart might rely upon for clarity.

Posted by: jimi ray at October 25, 2012 09:54 PM

Jeez. Just mainline it, already.

Posted by: otho at October 25, 2012 05:57 PM (yBF/9)

115

Thanks for ruining a perfectly good thread jimi

--------------------------

No shit. Somebody always takes the fun out of rectally administered Bolivian marching powder.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 25, 2012 05:57 PM (0CiTm)

116 I don't see what the big deal is. Is this worse than butt-chugging? Really I can think of about 20 more embarrassing ways I've gotten high.

Such as?

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 25, 2012 05:58 PM (Vh0f5)

117 116 I don't see what the big deal is. Is this worse than butt-chugging? Really I can think of about 20 more embarrassing ways I've gotten high. Such as? Posted by: Jcw46 at October 25, 2012 09:58 PM (Vh0f5) NO!!! Rule #1: Don't ask!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 25, 2012 05:59 PM (GEICT)

118 You left out Steven Tyler. Posted by: Secundus, Cthulu/Judge Death 2012 at October 25, 2012 09:56 PM (1kRHK) Ain't that the truth. Tyler is pretty nasty looking, but I let him go because, Steven Tyler : Mick Jagger as Alfa Romeo : Ferrari

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2012 05:59 PM (X3lox)

119 I like watching folks spill their dirty pasts/deeds out on the internet for all to see. Thinking they've got perfect deniability.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 25, 2012 06:00 PM (Vh0f5)

120

excuse me LauraW, and you know i love you like a kentucky sister and all but.......

Not a sailor-pleasing gangbang manslut.

?????????????????????????

Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 25, 2012 06:00 PM (SFFoI)

121 Jimi gets all sciency and drops a grande buzz kill on the party.

You know what kills fun, Jimi?

Science.

That's what.

Posted by: Dang© at October 25, 2012 06:01 PM (R18D0)

122 Well, now that we've all read more about mucous membranes and anal drug absorption than we ever wanted or dreamed was possible, let's class up the thread a bit, shall we? If you haven't seen it yet, check out Paul Ryan's excellent speech from yesterday about poverty. I'm so glad this man is the future of our party. At Right Scoop: http://tinyurl.com/9lzs65u

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 25, 2012 06:01 PM (CA2NO)

123 Such as?

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 25, 2012 09:58 PM (Vh0f5)

Doing upside-down bong hits while wearing really short 80's running shorts that totally ride up so your package is in full view and all the hot chicks point and laugh?

I mean, that totally happened to a friend of mine. Boy, was he red-faced.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at October 25, 2012 06:01 PM (GRvW4)

124 Steven tyler : Mick Jagger

Pink Dune Buggy : Roll Royce Pickup painted chartreuse

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 25, 2012 06:01 PM (Vh0f5)

125 And that is a perfect example of why you don't fucking ask.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 25, 2012 06:02 PM (GEICT)

126

I like watching folks spill their dirty pasts/deeds out on the internet

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This one time at band camp? Naahh that's too embarassing. I wasn't in the band.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 25, 2012 06:02 PM (0CiTm)

127 So is tonight the night we play "spot the aspie"?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 25, 2012 06:03 PM (xKC/c)

128

Such as?

--Putting acid tabs under your eyelids

--Being too broke to afford syringes, so slashing yourself with a razor and rubbing heroin into the cuts

--Huffing glue/paint thinner/paint/ gasoline/ whatever

--Whip-its

--Getting drunk on Listerine or rubbing alcohol

--Four words: Tampon soaked in vodka

--Having to shoot up in your jugular vein because you've blown out every other spot on your body

There has to be thirteen more.

Posted by: Secundus, Cthulu/Judge Death 2012 at October 25, 2012 06:03 PM (1kRHK)

129 BCochran1981at October 25, 2012 10:02 PM (GEICT)

It coulda been worse.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 25, 2012 06:03 PM (Vh0f5)

130 Well, now that we've all read more about mucous membranes and anal drug absorption than we ever wanted or dreamed was possible, let's class up the thread a bit, shall we?

If you haven't seen it yet, check out Paul Ryan's excellent speech from yesterday about poverty. I'm so glad this man is the future of our party.

At Right Scoop: http://tinyurl.com/9lzs65u Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit

Does he stick a teleprompter up his butt? I don't understand why we're talking about this here. At all.

Posted by: Dang© at October 25, 2012 06:04 PM (R18D0)

131

Steven Tyler : Mick Jagger as Alfa Romeo : Ferrari

Known for unreliability?

Posted by: Secundus, Cthulu/Judge Death 2012 at October 25, 2012 06:05 PM (1kRHK)

132 7 Well, give him his due, he managed to shag some pretty decent chicks in his day... You can say that again. Britt Eckland for example. Brr. Geez, her alone, but there were plenty of others. Besides "Maggie May", he also had "You Wear It Well", and "Every Picture Tells a Story". Those were all great songs in the early 70s. I absolutely hated "Hot Legs" and "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy".

Posted by: rickl at October 25, 2012 06:05 PM (sdi6R)

133 He didn't make those records for you.

Unless you're light in the loafers.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 25, 2012 06:06 PM (Vh0f5)

134

Does he stick a teleprompter up his butt? I don't understand why we're talking about this here. At all.

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Ha Ha gales of laughter Bruce.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 25, 2012 06:06 PM (0CiTm)

135 Does he stick a teleprompter up his butt?

The stories I could tell you...

Posted by: Reggie Love at October 25, 2012 06:06 PM (lyStv)

136 --Putting acid tabs under your eyelids --Being too broke to afford syringes, so slashing yourself with a razor and rubbing heroin into the cuts --Huffing glue/paint thinner/paint/ gasoline/ whatever --Whip-its --Getting drunk on Listerine or rubbing alcohol --Four words: Tampon soaked in vodka --Having to shoot up in your jugular vein because you've blown out every other spot on your body There has to be thirteen more. Posted by: Secundus, Cthulu/Judge Death 2012 at October 25, 2012 10:03 PM (1kRHK) Sorry, but "rectal bioavailability" is much worse than all of those. And how the hell did Whip-Its even make that list? Now, rectally bioavailable Whip Its ... that's some sick shit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2012 06:07 PM (X3lox)

137 There has to be thirteen more.

Hand sanitizer DUI ...

Posted by: Jennifer Wilcox at October 25, 2012 06:07 PM (6xYB+)

138 In my youth most of the radio shit was consider bubble gum music. The World is so much bigger. The media's eye has a pencil sticking out of it. ha ha

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 25, 2012 06:07 PM (EiH7n)

139 Known for unreliability? Posted by: Secundus, Cthulu/Judge Death 2012 at October 25, 2012 10:05 PM (1kRHK) Poor man's version.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2012 06:08 PM (X3lox)

140 I was stretching on the Whip-its. Substitute the hand sanitizer DUI and carry on.

Posted by: Secundus, Cthulu/Judge Death 2012 at October 25, 2012 06:08 PM (1kRHK)

141 i must be going nuts - but i am laughing uncontrollably right now

"spot the ass burger" - indeed

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 25, 2012 06:09 PM (QTHTd)

142 "So is tonight the night we play 'spot the aspie'?"

Er, if you don't know enough not to make eye contact...

Posted by: Magilla Cybilla, out in 10 at October 25, 2012 06:10 PM (I88Jc)

143
At least he wasn't into the hamsters... ...right?

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 25, 2012 06:10 PM (s66sC)

144 Russian soldiers back in The Day would spread shoe polish on a cut loaf of bread, then put the bread out in the sun.

After a while the alcohol seeps down into the bread while the rest of the polish cakes on the surface. Peel it off, then scarf down the alcohol-saturated bread. Cheap date...

Posted by: Major _________ de Coverly at October 25, 2012 06:10 PM (Dll6b)

145 Anybody else have visions of Obama doing a rendition of Scarface?

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at October 25, 2012 06:11 PM (G73Lf)

146 The man wrote some GREAT songs...............after they pumped the semen out of his stomach.

Posted by: Holla Fo Yo Dolla at October 25, 2012 06:12 PM (AzwZn)

147 ( Soviet soldiers weren't paid enough to buy sufficient vodka, so they improvised )

Posted by: Major _________ de Coverly at October 25, 2012 06:12 PM (Dll6b)

148 You are all sick, sick people.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 25, 2012 06:12 PM (1hNQS)

149 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2012 06:12 PM (6o4Fb)

150 Dayum.....another pic from tonight's Ohio RR rally.....12K is estimate.

http://tinyurl.com/9q2aroj

Posted by: Tami at October 25, 2012 06:13 PM (X6akg)

151 @122 if a single sentence clinically describing a drug-delivery mechanism is "more than you can imagine", you really must not get out much! :3 either way, i won't pretend to be floored by the washed-out old men at the HQ giggling and tittering like a bunch of third-grade schoolboys at a straightforward description of drug absorption. i mean, whoever could have predicted that? ~.~

Posted by: jimi ray at October 25, 2012 06:14 PM (79EF9)

152 I thought Lou Reed was a little odd, but Stewart makes him look like ummm....Mitt.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 25, 2012 06:15 PM (s66sC)

153 I think Rod was more hetero than Lou.

Posted by: rickl at October 25, 2012 06:16 PM (sdi6R)

154 Rod Stewart's latest single, "Drinking Whiskey and Feltching Cocaine" is sure to take the Rock and Roll world to new highs never before imagined!

Posted by: Rolling Stone Review at October 25, 2012 06:17 PM (vm7ot)

155 Britt Eckland. Case closed.

Posted by: rickl at October 25, 2012 06:18 PM (sdi6R)

156 I guess that's one way to take care of hemmroids.

Posted by: harleycowboy at October 25, 2012 06:18 PM (wSTfB)

157 Old Rod's alright.....he was great in the Faces and with the Jeff Beck Group.

I don't know his politics, far as I know he keeps them to himself and for that I say thanks Rod.

Posted by: streetparade at October 25, 2012 06:39 PM (J7+Us)

158 Al Stewart (no relation) is 10x better than Rod Stewart. My favorite albums: Old Admirals and Between the Wars.

Posted by: TH at October 25, 2012 06:42 PM (AprKJ)

159 Note his Clintonian denial ;O

Posted by: Baldy at October 25, 2012 07:09 PM (opS9C)

160 Of course he didn't ingest so much he had to get his stomach pumped. It was the drugs that required the stomach pump. The rest was true.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 25, 2012 07:28 PM (r4wIV)

161 There is a quote on HuffPo in which he says he never did sailors etc. I remember being a young kid and hearing about this- must have been about when it first started, I believed it.

Posted by: Baldy at October 25, 2012 07:37 PM (opS9C)

162 158 Hell yes. Al Stewart has turned out to be one of the very best 70s music stars. Who'd have thunk it? He has continued to write and record intelligent and literate songs to the present day.

Posted by: rickl at October 25, 2012 07:47 PM (sdi6R)

163 Then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM7LR46zrQU

Posted by: rickl at October 25, 2012 07:52 PM (sdi6R)

164 Now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc3oWoZNZ6A

Posted by: rickl at October 25, 2012 07:57 PM (sdi6R)

165 This is worth noting as well. Al reviewing a classic Fairport Convention album: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGVYkclrr14&feature=endscreen

Posted by: rickl at October 25, 2012 08:33 PM (sdi6R)

166 "The book also clears up the urban myth about Stewart once ingesting so much semen that he had to have his stomach pumped." I had always heard that story, here and there, but itw as about about Mick Jagger. Rod Stewart's thing was always that he was this ugly little dude who couldn't dance, play an instrument, or sing well, and looked dopey and stupid. We always figured he was a Satan Contract guy or else had a secret billionaire for a father who made things happen that normally wouldn't have.

Posted by: Cackfinger at October 26, 2012 05:41 AM (CCHli)

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