June 24, 2012

There is one SMOD...
— CAC

And Levitated Mass is His prophet.
-Book of Moron, 6:9

He has made His presence known, and his followers shall be most numerous today, particularly since it is free for all SoCal residents until closing this evening.

The first reviews are now in, and I'm sure you morons will have some fun with this one in particular. I will have mine up shortly after my pilgrimage.

LACMA is located at 5905 Wilshire Blvd in Los Angeles, just east of Fairfax.

Just a disclaimer, which I seem to have to put in every thread relating to His Graniteness: this was paid for entirely with private funds- including compensating any city workers (police, etc) hired for safety/coordination. None of your tax dollars went to this. Those went into the Miramonte School for Sanduskys-in-training.

Posted by: CAC at 09:41 AM | Comments (436)
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1 Never before has this much bullshit been raised on high to walk under.

Posted by: Beto at June 24, 2012 09:43 AM (BAnPT)

2 So people will have to pay real money to participate in ogling a large stone perched over a sewer trench? AMAZING!

Posted by: Rich K at June 24, 2012 09:43 AM (X4l3T)

3 If this rock is Levitated, why are there support brackets under it?

Posted by: Arbalest at June 24, 2012 09:44 AM (kIDdN)

4 Some people are nuts. I wouldn't walk across the street to see such garbage.

Posted by: Ronster at June 24, 2012 09:45 AM (mHC3R)

5 The buttresses ruin it.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 24, 2012 09:46 AM (Iyg03)

6 How many green jobs were created or saved?

Posted by: scuba Steve at June 24, 2012 09:46 AM (vC4ux)

7

You call that art?

WTF is with the buttresses? 

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 09:47 AM (UkpKu)

8 I wonder how long it will take to get vandalized.

Posted by: Fart at June 24, 2012 09:47 AM (9ck1y)

9 #5 I know. The artist protested them himself, but THANK YOU, LA COUNTY EARTHQUAKE CODES!

Posted by: CAC at June 24, 2012 09:47 AM (WVV74)

10 I bet the artist did not originally intend to use flying buttresses. 

Some engineer told him he had to.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 24, 2012 09:47 AM (Iyg03)

11 Art is the waste product of a healthy society.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 24, 2012 09:48 AM (J5tI6)

12 I have seen much more pointless "art" in Paris. Seriously. To the point where I kinda like the rock.

Posted by: gushka wants to post! at June 24, 2012 09:48 AM (Y22JR)

13 I've passed bigger stones.

Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at June 24, 2012 09:48 AM (UkpKu)

14 I can't help it. I love it.

Posted by: Adjacent, Against, Upon at June 24, 2012 09:48 AM (E108D)

15 The guy may not be much of an artist but he's a brilliant salesman.
Comment from the article:
michael g at 10:41 AM June 24, 2012
Wow!!  One photo by the Times manages to succinctly capture the raw emotion and despair, the searing helplessly of the California Taxpayer living beneath the incredible waste and debt created by our Liberal politicans...  Brilliant...

Posted by: Beto at June 24, 2012 09:48 AM (BAnPT)

16 Great place to pee or take a dumper.

Posted by: Hobo at June 24, 2012 09:49 AM (Iyg03)

17 All that concrete could have been used for a border fence.

Posted by: Ronster at June 24, 2012 09:49 AM (mHC3R)

18 @ # 1 The podium of Potus in Denver. @ # 2 see POTUS fund raiser @ # see Jarrett, Rom, and the Reverend Wright. @ # 4 See people that come too see POTUS lie.

Posted by: Clemenza at June 24, 2012 09:49 AM (qA9lG)

19 Welcome to the Kim Kardashian of monoliths.

Posted by: Fritz at June 24, 2012 09:50 AM (ZN5qR)

20 It's not levitating... F'n rip off.

Posted by: Thread Killer at June 24, 2012 09:50 AM (fJztH)

21

Some engineer told him he had to.

 

He could have narrowed the trench towards the bottom...eliminating the need for the buttressing.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 09:52 AM (UkpKu)

22 Huh.  Not impressed.

One man's art is just another man's big-ass rock stuck on metal thingies over a sewer trench. 

Wonder what the first act of vandalism will be?

Posted by: Theresa at June 24, 2012 09:52 AM (Rmto4)

23 Once it is covered in Pigeon shit I am sure it will be breathtaking.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 09:53 AM (UkpKu)

24 Now this is impressive "levitation": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws6AAhTw7RA

Posted by: Thread Killer at June 24, 2012 09:54 AM (fJztH)

25 Installed with union labor, no doubt....

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at June 24, 2012 09:54 AM (a4CUi)

26 What a great piece. I see mans yearning to break free from convention mixed with his desire to transcend all things temporal. The hanging stone is metaphor for all things that are of the earth wanting to be set free.... oh wait. It is just a fucking rock over a drainage ditch. People pay money for this?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 24, 2012 09:54 AM (jucos)

27

Wonder what the first act of vandalism will be?


 

Posted by: Theresa at June 24, 2012 01:52 PM (Rmto4)

 

 

Gang tags, yo!

 

And they'll be decidedly more creative than that thing.

Posted by: ErikW at June 24, 2012 09:54 AM (mEBIT)

28 I wanna fuck on it.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at June 24, 2012 09:55 AM (fJztH)

29

Wait...is the lone figure underneath a topless hot chick?

 

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 09:55 AM (UkpKu)

30 unless everyone gets a piece, its not fair

Posted by: doo'n fine at June 24, 2012 09:55 AM (jXsJQ)

31 Art has reached a new low when a person can literally state that they could shit something better than this.

Posted by: David Marcoe at June 24, 2012 09:55 AM (2BYL1)

32 Vandalism?  I'd take a package of hotdogs with me and toss'em down the concourse.

Posted by: Fritz at June 24, 2012 09:55 AM (ZN5qR)

33 Personally, I prefer the picture of the little dog cowering beneath the enormous ass of it's owner on a spindly chair.  But who am I to question art?

Posted by: Alaskan Warthog at June 24, 2012 09:56 AM (jcynp)

34 I have chinks of art like this in my stool.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 24, 2012 09:56 AM (jucos)

35

Art has reached a new low when a person can literally state that they could shit something better than this.

 

I don't know about better, but bigger wouldn't be a problem.

 

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Landing Strip at June 24, 2012 09:56 AM (UkpKu)

36 THE STONES ON THESE GUYS!

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at June 24, 2012 09:56 AM (fJztH)

37 It's a rock. Ya - not getting it. I mean, it's a rock.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 09:57 AM (R5yLq)

38 A 'levitating rock' that sits on concrete.  Is this a joke?  Well, thank God California has all sorts of extra cash lying around.  Oh...and people are going to PAY to see this after today??  As Nancy Pelosi would say "are you serious?  are you serious?"
Still can't figure out why people are call CA the land of the boned...

Posted by: myYbj at June 24, 2012 09:57 AM (myYbj)

39 I meant chunks but the inherent racism of the word chinks strikes me as funny.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 24, 2012 09:57 AM (jucos)

40 Again, levitation that impresses: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws6AAhTw7RA

Posted by: Thread Killer at June 24, 2012 09:57 AM (fJztH)

41

I have chinks of art like this in my stool.

 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 24, 2012 01:56 PM (jucos)

 

 

Why do you hate Chinese people?

Posted by: ErikW at June 24, 2012 09:58 AM (mEBIT)

42 That earthquake code nonsense is nonsense.  Who wouldn't run away at the first sign of shaking?  It's not like people are living or working under there.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 24, 2012 09:58 AM (Iyg03)

43 Don't have to worry about someone slipping this under their raincoat and walking away.

Posted by: davo 119 at June 24, 2012 09:58 AM (0777x)

44 Still can't figure out why people are call CA the land of the boned... Posted by: myYbj at June 24, 2012 01:57 PM (myYbj) Free Love, Porn Studios, and whatever they do in San Francisco

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at June 24, 2012 09:58 AM (fJztH)

45 You'd think the artist would ascend to achieving the appearance of 'levitation' from say, one angle?

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 09:58 AM (UkpKu)

46 Again, levitation that impresses: Oh please. Can't hold a candle to hovercat.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 09:59 AM (R5yLq)

47 This will turn into one giant urinal for the bums and homeless. Then the discarded needles and drug paraphernalia will add to the eclectic nuance of a cultural diverse community, or some such bull sh*.

Posted by: Buffalobob at June 24, 2012 09:59 AM (676kt)

48 Oh, ROCKY!

Posted by: Dr. Frankenfurter at June 24, 2012 09:59 AM (MMC8r)

49 It's an outrage that A.) My taxes were spent on this and B.) people don't read the entire post before commenting!

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 24, 2012 09:59 AM (44/AS)

50 I prefer "Dogs Playing Pool" on velvet.

Posted by: Ronster at June 24, 2012 10:00 AM (mHC3R)

51 Every.  Minute.

Posted by: P.T. Barnum at June 24, 2012 10:00 AM (MMC8r)

52

The buttresses ruin it.

 

The visible Palm Trees aren't helping, either.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 10:01 AM (UkpKu)

53 The picture is upside down.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 24, 2012 10:01 AM (ejmiE)

54 For a city the size of Los Angeles, LACMA is a pretty lame art museum.

Posted by: doo'n fine at June 24, 2012 10:01 AM (jXsJQ)

55 I am sure the Velvet Elvis collection they have inside is Teh Awesome

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 24, 2012 10:03 AM (jucos)

56 Let's see this after Thursday's earthquake.

Posted by: nickless at June 24, 2012 10:03 AM (MMC8r)

57 It's a rock!  Wow.  A rock on what looks like a chute.  Needs a great big slingshot.

Posted by: huerfano at June 24, 2012 10:03 AM (bAGA/)

58 They could have had this for the same price http://tinyurl.com/7x4nefv

Posted by: davo 119 at June 24, 2012 10:03 AM (0777x)

59 Where are the handprints?  And the hobo pictographs?

Posted by: mrp at June 24, 2012 10:03 AM (HjPtV)

60 The picture is upside down.

That explains it!  Thanks Joe.  My appreciation factor for this grand piece of art just went up, uh, well... I guess I still don't like it.

Posted by: myYbj at June 24, 2012 10:03 AM (myYbj)

61 I prefer "Dogs Playing Pool" on velvet. Frankly I've seen stuff designed for blacklight that is way more artistic than this - I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but it's a rock. Right? "Art" confuses me...

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 10:04 AM (R5yLq)

62

He doesn't hate them; he obviously eats them.

 

Posted by: USS Diversity at June 24, 2012 02:03 PM (cjTjM)

 

 

LOL! Well played...

Posted by: ErikW at June 24, 2012 10:05 AM (mEBIT)

63

 Decomposed granite, sloping gently toward the slot, seems like a forecast of the megalith's slowly decaying future, reaching forward to its destiny

 

I think this was lifted from the review of the Stanley Anne Dunham nudes.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 10:05 AM (UkpKu)

64 Why do you hate Chinese people? Because no matter how many you eat your still hungry again an hour later. Duh.

Posted by: FineYoungCannibal at June 24, 2012 10:05 AM (R5yLq)

65 Okay, I just read that those buttresses connect with large bolts.  Guess what?  They just weakened the rock, and in a quake it will fracture along the line of those bolts.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 24, 2012 10:06 AM (Iyg03)

66 Can't you hear the cry of "Racism" from the agonized soul of this rock?

Posted by: mpfs at June 24, 2012 10:06 AM (Fy6L7)

67

San Diego has a long tradition of expensive and aggresively ugly outdoor sculptures, e.g. "Okeanos," a.k.a. "The Scripps Turd."

 

http://preview.tinyurl.com/4e297x8

 

The monstrosity was placed at the entrance to Scripps hospital, possibly so that arriving patients could visualize the colon cancer dooming them to a painful and undignified death.

 

By popular demand, it was eventually moved a mile away to a street corner in a light industrial park. I used to drive past that thing every day. I wanted to fabricate some large plastic flies and attach them to it with string, but I never got around to it.

 

 

 

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at June 24, 2012 10:06 AM (8hBZi)

68 Kneel before Rock Zod!

Posted by: mpfs at June 24, 2012 10:06 AM (Fy6L7)

69 >>I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but it's a rock.

But it's not JUST a rock.

Posted by: Kinder, Gentler HeatherRadish™ at June 24, 2012 10:07 AM (/kI1Q)

70 The artist is a quasi-moron who hates solar power and has railed against it for years: "In our interview, he did not seem paranoid, not even when he railed against the "destruction of the desert caused by industrial-scale solar energy." It is destroying the desert, particularly when the plants are shut down because the company goes belly up, but they have to keep them semi-operational because they don't want to be seen dismantling them. You know, green jobs and all that. As an amateur astronomer, each plant that goes up (temporarily of course) ends up adding sky glow to otherwise pristine areas. I have to drive 3 hours to get a dark sky, which is fine- I live in LA. But when I drive out there, I don't want to be greeted by a worthless boondoggle that generates less power than the titties on I-5.

Posted by: CAC at June 24, 2012 10:08 AM (WVV74)

71 Can't you hear the cry of "Racism" from the agonized soul of this rock? All I can hear is the sound of people screaming "Dumbass" at the folks paying to see this so called exhibit. Seriously, it's a rock. Ok, it's a big ass rock. But still, it's a rock.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 10:08 AM (R5yLq)

72 Posted by: Wm T Sherman at June 24, 2012 02:06 PM (8hBZi) --------------------------------------------------------- Proctology art. That, very clearly, is the product of a compacted colon.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 24, 2012 10:08 AM (jucos)

73 29 I wanna fuck on it.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at June 24, 2012 01:55 PM (fJztH)


Is this where the NAACP Image Awards ceremony will be held this year?

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 24, 2012 10:09 AM (1grxW)

74

 where even a rock's meaning is stolen, look perhaps if water were cascading over the rock and through the trench it would be visually appealing.  can't even sit on it on a warm spring day.

i know cac throws me Off the rock.

Posted by: willow at June 24, 2012 10:10 AM (TomZ9)

75 http:// www.youtube.com/ watch?v=5tIhwITwhSg

Posted by: Its the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown at June 24, 2012 10:10 AM (EyTMo)

76 It needs a kid on a bike racing for his life from a pursuing truck. Constructed from Peeps, of course.

Posted by: eman at June 24, 2012 10:10 AM (ejmiE)

77 But it's not JUST a rock. Ok, so it represents what supposedly? Man's inhumanity to man? The secret desire of the human soul to breath free? Rotfl.. nope, it's just a rock. And I give it maybe a month before it's covered with gang tags.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 10:10 AM (R5yLq)

78 Does Prudential insurance know a piece of their rock is missing?

Posted by: mpfs at June 24, 2012 10:11 AM (Fy6L7)

79 These people have never been to Mexican Hat, Utah. 

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 10:11 AM (UkpKu)

80 the titties on I-5. Posted by: CAC at June 24, 2012 02:08 PM (WVV74) Will Googling this help explain it?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at June 24, 2012 10:11 AM (fJztH)

81 I like...but the buttresses blow

Posted by: rukiddingme? at June 24, 2012 10:11 AM (MbeEN)

82 That tunnel is gonna flood, then folks can swim under a rock.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 10:13 AM (piMMO)

83 >>Rotfl.. nope, it's just a rock.

Rotfl, nope, you just have a very small mind.


Posted by: Kinder, Gentler HeatherRadish™ at June 24, 2012 10:13 AM (/kI1Q)

84 thank you for the posting about the Scripps Turd.

Provoked a soul cleansing laugh, yes it did.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at June 24, 2012 10:13 AM (FU9ql)

85 All I got was a rock.

Posted by: Charlie Brown at Halloween at June 24, 2012 10:13 AM (sJTmU)

86

San Diego has a long tradition of expensive and aggresively ugly outdoor sculptures, e.g. "Okeanos," a.k.a. "The Scripps Turd."

 

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at June 24, 2012 02:06 PM (8hBZi)

 

 

Wow, so that's what a $200,000 piece of shit looks like.

Posted by: ErikW at June 24, 2012 10:13 AM (mEBIT)

87 It would have been more appealing had they adding flowing water to the walls.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 10:13 AM (piMMO)

88 72 What? He couldn't just write a letter to the editor like a normal person?. (Spoken in my best Jewish accent).

Posted by: mpfs at June 24, 2012 10:14 AM (Fy6L7)

89 #82 here you go: http://tinyurl.com/6vr7j4x

Posted by: davo 119 at June 24, 2012 10:14 AM (0777x)

90 How the hell did this happen without anyone telling me?!?!?!

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at June 24, 2012 10:14 AM (fJztH)

91 What does the rock want? Is it our friend?

Posted by: eman at June 24, 2012 10:15 AM (ejmiE)

92 Dumbasses. Hoover Dam is about 90 minutes away, and it's already paid for, way bigger, and way cooler. The damn thing generates electricity, too.

Posted by: Old Dad at June 24, 2012 10:16 AM (Qhz+d)

93 Was it Adam Corolla that said, "If it's something I could create, then it isn't 'art'l

Posted by: Fartist at June 24, 2012 10:16 AM (Tjygg)

94 Will Googling this help explain it? Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at June 24, 2012 02:11 PM (fJztH) Google the San Onofre Nuclear Plant and tell me what it DOESNT look like.

Posted by: CAC at June 24, 2012 10:16 AM (WVV74)

95 Rotfl, nope, you just have a very small mind. Posted by: Kinder, Gentler HeatherRadish™ at June 24, 2012 02:13 PM (/kI1Q) Says who?

Posted by: The Jabberwock at June 24, 2012 10:17 AM (fJztH)

96

ok there is some visiual attractiveness with the shadows playing on the wall and floor of the culvert, but  what does it represent?

 man held down by rock?

man cllimbs out from under a rock?

man should have stayed under a the rock?

 

or a man wanting to just move a rock to an improbable space?

Posted by: willow at June 24, 2012 10:17 AM (TomZ9)

97 Ya know, if they draped a shimenawa (link in sig) around that thing, it would become a kami and therefore deserving of worship.

Barring rouge Shinto practitioners tagging that sucker, I wonder how well it'll hold up int eh big quake everyone keeps saying is supposed to smite the region.

Posted by: Where's my pressie? at June 24, 2012 10:17 AM (X5Hwz)

98 What's sad is this rock has more brains than California politicians. The rock is positively brilliant next to Jerry Brown.

Posted by: mpfs at June 24, 2012 10:17 AM (Fy6L7)

99 Good design for an airport security point. Be bad, down comes the rock. Would need metal grating at the base with a fire hose to wash away the goo. Actually it might be a good death sentance device ... pay-per-view! What is a smod?

Posted by: And Irresolute at June 24, 2012 10:17 AM (RC3M9)

100 Was it Adam Corolla that said, "If it's something I could create, then it isn't 'art'l Posted by: Fartist at June 24, 2012 02:16 PM (Tjygg) So you can carve out, lift, haul and install a 340 ton boulder over a distance of 130 miles? Gee, LACMA could have hired you to do this, since, you know, you could have done this.

Posted by: CAC at June 24, 2012 10:18 AM (WVV74)

101 Rotfl.. nope, it's just a rock. And I give it maybe a month before it's covered with gang tags.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 02:10 PM

====================================================

Tecnically it's not a rock but a boulder.  LOL  Personally I'd say it's a piece of junk...no maybe a hunk of junk...no, wait I've got it.  It's a very very large scam. 

Posted by: Deanna at June 24, 2012 10:18 AM (PQcey)

102 All by yourself, of course. The criticism of "I could have done this" is horseshit. Save that for Julian Schnabel paintings or Kiki Smith's horrible sculpture.

Posted by: CAC at June 24, 2012 10:18 AM (WVV74)

103 Small town rock makes big. Alcoholism and a career in Thai porn soon to follow.

Posted by: eman at June 24, 2012 10:19 AM (ejmiE)

104

Google the San Onofre Nuclear Plant and tell me what it DOESNT look like.

 

Posted by: CAC at June 24, 2012 02:16 PM (WVV74)

 

 

HA! Wasn't that briefly shown in the first Naked Gun movie?

Posted by: ErikW at June 24, 2012 10:19 AM (mEBIT)

105 I look up at this rock and think "How much am I gonna sue for when the big bastard falls on me" I'll be dead but the family can sue.

Posted by: mpfs at June 24, 2012 10:19 AM (Fy6L7)

106 but what does it represent? Posted by: willow at June 24, 2012 02:17 PM (TomZ9) That 200 large doesn't go as far as it used to. Clearly it is a call to dismantle the Fed.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at June 24, 2012 10:19 AM (fJztH)

107 The Scripps Turd:  http://tinyurl.com/7j6yh57

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 24, 2012 10:20 AM (Iyg03)

108 This picture reminds me of how small and fragile we all are in the grand scheme of things, and that Octomom has starred in a porno flick. But mostly that Octomom has starred in a porno flick.

Posted by: HELLO...Hello...hello at June 24, 2012 10:20 AM (+z5LA)

109 anyway i had driven through hualapi mountains (az)where rocks were naturally positioned that they look like perhaps a giant's toddler   had done so.

Posted by: willow at June 24, 2012 10:21 AM (TomZ9)

110

Ladies and gentelmen, I give you more wonderful public art.

 

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's........CORNHENGE!

http://tinyurl.com/nxocvn

 

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at June 24, 2012 10:21 AM (sJTmU)

111 Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 24, 2012 01:59 PM (44/AS)


Okay, that comment was pretty awesome performance art.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 24, 2012 10:21 AM (Gk3SS)

112

The criticism of "I could have done this" is horseshit.

 

Yeah!...it takes a special talent to find a stone and then be able to conceive of moving it somewhere stupid for no reason at all...and charging for that service!

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 10:22 AM (UkpKu)

113 I can accept (though I disagree with it) criticism along the lines that it is a "gigantic act of stupidity funded by stupid people whose own idiocy can only topped by the stupidity of those paying to see it", but the "my 3 year old could have done it" is, eh, ridiculous. Unless your 3 year old has a blue ox named Babe.

Posted by: CAC at June 24, 2012 10:22 AM (WVV74)

114

comrade ? i guess i resemble Breitbart!

 

 

hands alex her tea.

Posted by: willow at June 24, 2012 10:23 AM (TomZ9)

115 Yeah!...it takes a special talent to find a stone and then be able to conceive of moving it somewhere stupid for no reason at all...and charging for that service! Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 02:22 PM (UkpKu) No, the talent comes in convincing enough rich people to pitch in $10 million to move your rock for you. Then having people pay you even more to see it.

Posted by: CAC at June 24, 2012 10:24 AM (WVV74)

116 Our high-speed trains will levitate just like that lovely piece of art. Yep. Just like that.

Posted by: Jerry Brown at June 24, 2012 10:24 AM (IoNBC)

117 >>>The criticism of "I could have done this" is horseshit.

Sorry CAC. I kinda like the rock but it didn't take some artistic genius to come up with. It's a rock.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at June 24, 2012 10:24 AM (FU9ql)

118 CAC, I respect your opinion that this is art. For this old Pennsylvania gal its just a big fucking rock. I like my art on black velvet.

Posted by: mpfs at June 24, 2012 10:24 AM (Fy6L7)

119 The artist first conceived a sword hanging over a man's head, and then said Nah. Then he thought of a man pushing a boulder up a hill, and said Nah again because "People will just think the rock will roll back down again."

Posted by: eman at June 24, 2012 10:25 AM (ejmiE)

120

Tax dollars or not...it's a rock.  Over a sidewalk.

 

Ok, then.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 24, 2012 10:25 AM (B+qrE)

121 St. Louis had the Serra Sculpture ("Twain") which was five huge slabs of rusting steel, arranged like walls.

It looked like a construction site, and made a wonderful place for the homeless to pee in (and on).

Posted by: nickless at June 24, 2012 10:25 AM (MMC8r)

122 Levitated Ass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eebinzlWcF4

Posted by: Not Kim Kardashian at June 24, 2012 10:26 AM (fJztH)

123 My favorite piece by Heizer was, unlike this, helped with tax funds funds but I do love it when he goes big.

Posted by: Adjacent, Against, Upon at June 24, 2012 10:26 AM (E108D)

124

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's........CORNHENGE!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at June 24, 2012 02:21 PM (sJTmU)

 

 

Heh, at Tuttle Crossing. I was in the area once and decided to check it out. A vandal spray painted some of them yellow with green leaves. It was pretty funny.

Posted by: ErikW at June 24, 2012 10:27 AM (mEBIT)

125 Sorry we ruined your Art party. *Said in his best Forest Gump voice*

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 24, 2012 10:28 AM (jucos)

126 It's not art that shows the connection that man can have to God. I leave that to people like Michelangelo and Raphael and El Greco.

But it's neat to look at, and if I were in LA (which probably will never happen again) and I was driving by, I might stop in for a look.

But the best part is that I didn't have to pay for it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 24, 2012 10:28 AM (nEUpB)

127 For this old Pennsylvania gal its just a big fucking rock. I like my art on black velvet. Posted by: mpfs at June 24, 2012 02:24 PM (Fy6L7) It looks like an Engineering school's senior class prank.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at June 24, 2012 10:28 AM (fJztH)

128 > 67 Okay, I just read that those buttresses connect with large bolts. Guess what? They just weakened the rock, and in a quake it will fracture along the line of those bolts. Posted by: rdbrewer IF there's any place on this planet that knows how to do earthquake reinforcements it's Los Angeles. On that detail, I'll trust them.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 24, 2012 10:28 AM (44/AS)

129 Oh. I get it now. The rock is a vagina.

Posted by: eman at June 24, 2012 10:28 AM (ejmiE)

130 Will it be illuminated at night?

Posted by: mpfs at June 24, 2012 10:28 AM (Fy6L7)

131 CAC, I respect your opinion that this is art. For this old Pennsylvania gal its just a big fucking rock. I like my art on black velvet. Posted by: mpfs at June 24, 2012 02:24 PM (Fy6L7) Art is personal, and if you don't like it, me telling you to won't change your mind. I don't like the "oh I could have done that" when you are talking about moving one of the largest chunks of stone...ever moved by man...over a concrete culvert. You could come up with the idea, but actually executing it (in the implied "done that") is silly. Stick to calling it crap. I am still pissed about the buttresses.

Posted by: CAC at June 24, 2012 10:29 AM (WVV74)

132 Sorry CAC. I kinda like the rock but it didn't take some artistic genius to come up with. It's a rock.


****

Yeah. It's not like the guy created the rock.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 10:29 AM (piMMO)

133 Thank you, willow.


I have to say, I'm really disappointed by the buttresses.  Ninety-five percent of the art of this was standing there watching the people standing underneath it and praying that the Big One hits at that exact moment. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 24, 2012 10:29 AM (Gk3SS)

134 For those who like a rock--we saluuuute you!

Posted by: AC/DC at June 24, 2012 10:31 AM (IoNBC)

135 No crucifix in urine = not art.

Posted by: nickless at June 24, 2012 10:31 AM (MMC8r)

136 Without the buttresses they could have made it perpetual motion piece.

THAT would have been interesting.


Hey. I have any idea. Now where can I get y hands on $10M?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 10:32 AM (piMMO)

137 I cannot smell what this rock is cooking.

Posted by: The Rock at June 24, 2012 10:32 AM (fJztH)

138 That's a nice rock, it looks almost just like a real rock.

Posted by: robtr at June 24, 2012 10:32 AM (MtwBb)

139 It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation, forming a useless bleak straitjacket in a black absurd cosmos.

Posted by: mpfs at June 24, 2012 10:32 AM (Fy6L7)

140 All I got out of this came at the end of the article: The FDA warns against using quinine for leg cramps

No, I don't know why anymore than I "get" the rock thing.

 

Posted by: Doug S at June 24, 2012 10:32 AM (bGgEi)

141 rock on  dude.

Posted by: willow at June 24, 2012 10:32 AM (TomZ9)

142

If someone wanted to tell me that this is an example of what modern engineering can accomplish, I guess I'd say - "you've made a strong point here."  The ENGINEERING accomplishment was not trivial.

 

But this isn't art.

 

When I was a kid, if I had dug a slot in my sand box and put a big rock over the slot, then ran to tell my parents of what brilliant "art" I just made, it's almost certain I'd have wound up in a "special" school.  And not the good kind.

Posted by: Reactionary at June 24, 2012 10:32 AM (jfeoD)

143 132 With thousands of bic lighters igniting bong hits.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at June 24, 2012 10:32 AM (a4CUi)

144

For those who like a rock--we saluuuute you!

 

Heh.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 24, 2012 10:33 AM (B+qrE)

145 That earthquake code nonsense is nonsense. Who wouldn't run away at the first sign of shaking?

Have you ever been to CA? Teh stupid, it is strong here.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2012 10:33 AM (3inkD)

146 > 101 Good design for an airport security point. Be bad, down comes the rock. Posted by: And Irresolute That's a design feature on many South Korean highway overpasses. GIANT blocks of concrete - ready to come crashing down to block North Korean invasion routes. And I'll ignore that heretical comment about SMoD. He Shall Crush Us All - Evenly.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 24, 2012 10:33 AM (44/AS)

147 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 24, 2012 02:29 PM (Gk3SS)

Okay...you're hard core. I just thought that, but in the new and improved spirit of peace and harmony and understanding, figured it would be a tad aggressive to actually write it.

I reiterate my invitation to the next NY/NJ moron meet-up...however I will be sure to have the police standing by.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 24, 2012 10:33 AM (nEUpB)

148 Frankly, I expected it to be bigger.  I'm gonna call it Dalton.

Posted by: irright at June 24, 2012 10:34 AM (RzLbD)

149 That rock is a booger out of Mount Rushmore Lincoln's nose.

Posted by: nickless at June 24, 2012 10:34 AM (MMC8r)

150 Posted by: mpfs at June 24, 2012 02:32 PM (Fy6L7)


With buttresses to illuminate the idiocy and invasiveness of the regulatory state.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 24, 2012 10:34 AM (Gk3SS)

151 My subjects built a monument for spinning gold into straw!!  You like me, you really like me!!

Posted by: Barkistiltskin at June 24, 2012 10:35 AM (vhwRj)

152 That looks even more insipid than I thought it would. Even the drawings showed the rock totally overshadowed by the supports, so I had no idea why this was supposed to be remotely impressive. But I thought the supports would also be in the air; I didn't think it would be some dumb fucking concrete trench.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 24, 2012 10:35 AM (WI5IQ)

153

rickety dickery rock.

 

the rock fell off the dock

 

the man got crushed

 

because he didn't run

 

rickety dickety rock.

Posted by: willow at June 24, 2012 10:35 AM (TomZ9)

154 Why did they take away the rock's fork and knife?

Posted by: eman at June 24, 2012 10:35 AM (ejmiE)

155 Posted by: mpfs at June 24, 2012 02:32 PM (Fy6L7)

Nice.

I especially like the "degradation" part. However, a more obvious hint of feminist outrage might have made this just about perfect.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 24, 2012 10:36 AM (nEUpB)

156

I reiterate my invitation to the next NY/NJ moron meet-up...however I will be sure to have the police standing by.

I thought that was Page 1, Chapter 1 in the Moron Meet-Up Guide.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 24, 2012 10:36 AM (B+qrE)

157 So now engineering is fine art?

Please.

You were closer to the truth when you talked about getting rich people to fund it.

The guy is an artist.

Of a type.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at June 24, 2012 10:36 AM (FU9ql)

158 If I had a rock it would look like levitated mass

Posted by: robtr at June 24, 2012 10:36 AM (MtwBb)

159
Is the next installation going to be scissors and paper?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 24, 2012 10:36 AM (nEUpB)

160 Honestly, drove by this yesterday. It looked better with the tarp on.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 24, 2012 10:37 AM (eYiNi)

161
Is the next installation going to be scissors and paper?

Lizard, Spock.

Posted by: nickless at June 24, 2012 10:37 AM (MMC8r)

162 I guess it's time to publicly apologize to Cristo, who until now I proclaimed as the most pretentious, mindless and untalented  maker of pitiful "art" in the known universe.

I don't need to mention you again, dude. Until the Big One hits L.A., anyway.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 24, 2012 10:37 AM (MQc8e)

163 It's not complete until Jed spray paints "Wolverines!" on the side.

Posted by: Chicago Voter at June 24, 2012 10:38 AM (qZb8X)

164

charlie yes and will form a triangle across town.

annnd the fist will be its center, right outside the govt building.

Posted by: willow at June 24, 2012 10:39 AM (TomZ9)

165 159 So now engineering is fine art? Posted by: typo dynamofo at June 24, 2012 02:36 PM (FU9ql) Out art is extraordinarily more profitable and useful.

Posted by: Intel Corporation at June 24, 2012 10:39 AM (fJztH)

166 Rotfl, nope, you just have a very small mind. Maybe so - I freely admit I'm not getting it. Carhenge seems to be leaps and bounds above this on the artistic scale. But this - yikes.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 10:39 AM (R5yLq)

167 167-
There are many useful things that are not art.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at June 24, 2012 10:40 AM (FU9ql)

168 when you are talking about moving one of the largest chunks of stone...ever moved by man...over a concrete culvert.

I am with you on this aspect, but to me it's more of an achievement than art. More science-ish.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2012 10:41 AM (3inkD)

169

did the artist or the epa consider the life that might have survived under that rock before its removal?

appalling neglect of an artist.

Posted by: willow at June 24, 2012 10:41 AM (TomZ9)

170 162 Honestly, drove by this yesterday. It looked better with the tarp on. Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 24, 2012 02:37 PM (eYiNi) 164 I guess it's time to publicly apologize to Cristo Posted by: MrScribbler at June 24, 2012 02:37 PM (MQc8e) A million morons typing on a million computers for a million years will eventually yield a cogent art review.

Posted by: Not Carl Sagan at June 24, 2012 10:41 AM (fJztH)

171 Soon to be seen in a film titled "Reservoir Post-Modernists"

Posted by: mrp at June 24, 2012 10:41 AM (HjPtV)

172 It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation, forming a useless bleak straitjacket in a black absurd cosmos. Ok, at the risk of sound like a complete neophyte, couldn't they have done all that with an empty cardboard box and saved themselves a shitload of money? Just saying..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 10:41 AM (R5yLq)

173 Hipsters liked it better when it was "Caution Falling Rocks" signs.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 24, 2012 10:41 AM (B+qrE)

174 So. We've got the Saudis arming the syrian rebels, the russians arming syria, the egyptians now being led by a militant islamist who has repudiated the peace treaty, a weak american president who has shown he sides with islamists when it comes to israel and now turkey is agitating over a shot down f-4. Israel has subs (that most likely have missile capability and therefore nuke delivery in case of Israel being overrun. sort of a mini mad against Islam.)

FORGET SMOD

COMING SOON TO A DESERT NEAR YOU: ARMAGEDDON?


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 24, 2012 10:41 AM (CP+yl)

175 It's a SMoD-Beacon.

Posted by: Adjacent, Against, Upon at June 24, 2012 10:42 AM (E108D)

176

Ok, at the risk of sound like a complete neophyte, couldn't they have done all that with an empty cardboard box and saved themselves a shitload of money?

 

An empty cardboard box is glorious.  Just ask my kids.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 24, 2012 10:42 AM (B+qrE)

177 Bitter, well we now have a rock to mock or hide under, it will be ok.

Posted by: willow at June 24, 2012 10:42 AM (TomZ9)

178
Is the next installation going to be scissors and paper?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 24, 2012 02:36 PM (nEUpB)


OMG, I am wheezing here.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2012 10:43 AM (3inkD)

179 All I've got to say is this artist got people to DONATE $10 million dollars for this piece. That man needs to be Treasury Secretary.

Posted by: mpfs at June 24, 2012 10:43 AM (Fy6L7)

180 if it would be called kissing rock it might attract some.

Posted by: willow at June 24, 2012 10:43 AM (TomZ9)

181 177 It's a SMoD-Beacon. Posted by: Adjacent, Against, Upon at June 24, 2012 02:42 PM (E108D) If it were SMOD-Bacon, we'd have something.

Posted by: Not Jimmy Dean at June 24, 2012 10:43 AM (fJztH)

182


Art is personal, and if you don't like it, me telling you to won't change your mind. I don't like the "oh I could have done that" when you are talking about moving one of the largest chunks of stone...ever moved by man...over a concrete culvert. You could come up with the idea, but actually executing it (in the implied "done that") is silly. Stick to calling it crap.

I am still pissed about the buttresses.


Posted by: CAC at June 24, 2012 02:29 PM (WVV74)

 

 

It isn't an Obelisk, CAC. 

It's a fucking rock.  An easily moved and placed rock.  There is no art to be seen here.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 10:43 AM (KvuZQ)

183 Not impressed.

Posted by: Baron Vladimir Harkonnen at June 24, 2012 10:43 AM (tcFym)

184

That man needs to be Treasury Secretary.

And the rock needs to be Vice-President...no, wait...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 24, 2012 10:44 AM (B+qrE)

185 182 if it would be called kissing rock it might attract some. Posted by: willow at June 24, 2012 02:43 PM (TomZ9) You must have missed my earlier comment...

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at June 24, 2012 10:44 AM (fJztH)

186 An empty cardboard box is glorious. Just ask my kids. See, that's my thought process. To the kids its a fort, or a house, or whatever. To the homeless it's a shelter. To the rest of us we can fill in all that emptiness of the soul crap and be happy.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 10:44 AM (R5yLq)

187 The buttresses work against the whole levitation idea.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 24, 2012 10:45 AM (Iyg03)

188 So, when's it gonna, you know--levitate?

Posted by: Joe "Lunch Bucket" Biden at June 24, 2012 10:45 AM (IoNBC)

189 Honestly, drove by this yesterday. It looked better with the tarp on.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 24, 2012 02:37 PM (eYiNi)

 

Damn, that would've been a 'Best Of...' had you put on your Christo sock!

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 10:45 AM (KvuZQ)

190 It cries out to have a mustache draw on it.

Posted by: s☺mej☼e: part time art critic at June 24, 2012 10:45 AM (HNn1q)

191 It's levi-capable!

Posted by: George Carlin at June 24, 2012 10:46 AM (fJztH)

192 This work is art that is highly dependent on scale. That weakens it. Nonetheless, I see a message in it. It is time for the Human race to leave the Earth. Our planet provides shelter, but is also a dangerous trap that can spring at any time. SMOD can't hurt us out there.

Posted by: eman at June 24, 2012 10:46 AM (ejmiE)

193 How long before the local tweekers set up a meth lab directly beneath?

Posted by: Fritz at June 24, 2012 10:46 AM (ZN5qR)

194

How long before the local tweekers set up a meth lab directly beneath?

 

How do you know there is not one already inside?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 24, 2012 10:47 AM (B+qrE)

195 Target aquired.

Posted by: Project Mayhem at June 24, 2012 10:47 AM (fJztH)

196 SOS I took those lines from a Woody Allen move Play It Again Sam. I thought it was perfect. I have no clue what it means. LOL

Posted by: mpfs at June 24, 2012 10:48 AM (Fy6L7)

197 This reminds me of the time a few years back when some 5 year old's finger doodles were entered in a modern art contest, and won.  It was a scream.

Posted by: Reactionary at June 24, 2012 10:48 AM (jfeoD)

198 Well, CAC, did you at least get to enjoy a bacon sundae?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 10:48 AM (piMMO)

199 This comment from under the article made me laugh:

Wow!!  One photo by the Times manages to succinctly capture the raw emotion and despair, the searing helplessly of the California Taxpayer living beneath the incredible waste and debt created by our Liberal politicans...  Brilliant..

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at June 24, 2012 10:48 AM (YxaXw)

200 Sad thought, in the short span of 508 years we've gone from Micheangelo's David, to this - yup, time to take up drinking again I think.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 10:48 AM (R5yLq)

201 How do you know there is not one already inside? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 24, 2012 02:47 PM (B+qrE) Oh I get it! It's the world'd largest rock of crack cocaine!

Posted by: Project Mayhem at June 24, 2012 10:48 AM (fJztH)

202 On the next Mindfreak--I levitate that fuckin' rock!

Posted by: Chris Angel at June 24, 2012 10:48 AM (IoNBC)

203 The first rule of Project Mayhem is to turn off your goddamn sock.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at June 24, 2012 10:49 AM (fJztH)

204 Posted by: mpfs at June 24, 2012 02:48 PM (Fy6L7)

Wherever you found it...the mockery is great.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 24, 2012 10:49 AM (nEUpB)

205 He should have called it "Suspended Mass With Buttresses That Won't Hold Up In An Earthquake And Instead Will Probably Cause The Mass To Fracture And Split Along The Bolt Lines."

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 24, 2012 10:49 AM (Iyg03)

206 After looking at the photo above, the first political words that came to mind were:

"At some point, you've made enough money"

Posted by: mrp at June 24, 2012 10:49 AM (HjPtV)

207 Mecca II

Posted by: eman at June 24, 2012 10:50 AM (ejmiE)

208 I took those lines from a Woody Allen move Play It Again Sam. I thought it was perfect. I have no clue what it means. LOL Lol - never been able to sit through a Woody Allen movie myself. I guess it's a lot like the rock, some people get it and I'm just one of those that doesn't. And this was before I found out what a scumbag Allen was - I just never thought he was funny. I'd get about 30 minutes into the movie and think to myself, there must be some paint drying somewhere!

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 10:50 AM (R5yLq)

209 Posted by: rdbrewer at June 24, 2012 02:49 PM (Iyg03)

I can think of several designs that don't require bolts for stability. Or for that matter the buttresses.

I wonder if the good old retards from the LA Department of Buildings had something to say about the design?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 24, 2012 10:52 AM (nEUpB)

210 The book, 'Without Feathers', was the height of Woody Allen's career.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 10:52 AM (KvuZQ)

211 "Fracture And Split Along The Bolt Lines." No bolts. JB Weld.

Posted by: Scobface at June 24, 2012 10:53 AM (IoNBC)

212 If I was doing that and couldn't successfully appeal the decision to put buttresses under the rock, I'd re-do the channel, make it more narrow.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 24, 2012 10:54 AM (Iyg03)

213 CAC - that wasn't a criticism of the artist or sculpture. It was a funny by Adam Corrolla. That's all. Must say though, I'm am equally impressed with the engineering that enabled the movement and display of his sculpture.

Posted by: Fartist at June 24, 2012 10:54 AM (Tjygg)

214 Guess what people are going to be spending about half their time looking at?  The bolts and shit.  Not good.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 24, 2012 10:55 AM (Iyg03)

215 Does this mean LA will become a stop on the HADJ?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 24, 2012 10:55 AM (CP+yl)

216 Its missing one thing. I would have been mesmerized by the rock if someone *ahem* had just artfully laid a pair of plaid shorts just so on the granite.

Posted by: mpfs at June 24, 2012 10:56 AM (Fy6L7)

217 CAC, I'll be interested in your comments after you to experience it first-hand.  I won't be doing that, but from what I've seen on tv and internet, the presentation works.  I agree with whoever said the buttresses kinda take a way from what I expected . . . plus, how fun if it fell and squished a few people?

I denounce myself

Posted by: Peaches at June 24, 2012 10:57 AM (kpCLl)

218 "Levitated Mass composed of 65% concrete, 15% rebar, 20% granite, and sundry buttresses"

Posted by: Fritz at June 24, 2012 10:57 AM (ZN5qR)

219 Look at this, CAC.   Leaving this transport structure in place would have been better.  It's beautiful.  http://tinyurl.com/6nvm68u

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 24, 2012 10:57 AM (Iyg03)

220 It needs a big hat.

Posted by: Bela Abzug at June 24, 2012 10:57 AM (IoNBC)

221 http://binged.it/MtFpeV


****


Looking at the pics over at LAT, I don't see how this installation could have occurred without the buttresses.

Did someone build the concrete rails too far apart?

http://binged.it/MtFpeV

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 10:58 AM (piMMO)

222 Also, they had a thing about it on local news this morning and I couldn't help envisioning it with the inevitable graffiti scrawled all over it.  That would be more LA.

Posted by: Peaches at June 24, 2012 10:58 AM (kpCLl)

223 Those walls are just crying out for a spray can.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 24, 2012 10:58 AM (CP+yl)

224 Yeah, just put a few bolts in it. 

Posted by: LA County Fire Department at June 24, 2012 10:58 AM (Iyg03)

225 I got some of those things in my yard.  We call'em rocks.

Posted by: dogfish at June 24, 2012 10:58 AM (N2yhW)

226 Stick some bolts in it.  And put some metal on there. 

Posted by: LA County Fire Department at June 24, 2012 10:59 AM (Iyg03)

227 You know what this rock needs?  Bolts.

Posted by: LA County Fire Department at June 24, 2012 10:59 AM (Iyg03)

228 Oh, and pigeon shit.  You know that's coming.

Posted by: Peaches at June 24, 2012 11:00 AM (kpCLl)

229 dang it. I posted my own link twice

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 11:00 AM (piMMO)

230 I am very fond of rocks, and my poor long-suffering has got the backaches to prove it; he has dug, lugged and chugged rocks for me on every vacation we have ever taken.


If they had left the darn thing where it was and said come take a look at this big ass rock, I'd have probably done it. I'd have liked to put my cheek against it, feel the coolness of it, marvel at the sheer size and density of it.

But calling it art and making me drive in to LA where I am probably not even allowed to touch it is damned annoying.

And yes I get that the art part is all about the levitating and being out of its natural state, but I'm a touchy feely kind of 'ette.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2012 11:00 AM (3inkD)

231 Yaa, just stick a few bolts in there. 

Posted by: LA County Fire Department at June 24, 2012 11:00 AM (Iyg03)

232 one cannot operate a capitalist system if the state can borrow at a negative cost.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 24, 2012 11:01 AM (OYe5i)

233 It was a funny by Adam Corrolla. That's all. Must say though, I'm am equally impressed with the engineering that enabled the movement and display of his sculpture. Posted by: Fartist at June 24, 2012 02:54 PM (Tjygg) Carolla's rant about earthquake codes and McHale's retaining wall is the first thing that burned in my mind when I saw the buttresses on the rock.

Posted by: CAC at June 24, 2012 11:02 AM (WVV74)

234 We hired you because you're black.  We're firing you because you're useless.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 24, 2012 11:02 AM (OYe5i)

235 It should have been closer to the ground so you could feel oppressed by it.

Call it "RACISM ON RAILS".

Yes you should be able to touch it at least.

They're going to spend thousands every year to clean graffiti off those walls. It's too tempting a target.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 24, 2012 11:03 AM (CP+yl)

236 Ah, I am an idiot. It's not even a real rock.

Only in LA.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2012 11:03 AM (3inkD)

237 Haha, Tammy, my loser ex #1 lugged a HUGE rock for me, halfway around the 3.5 mile Cliff Walk in Newport, RI.  That was pretty nice of him.  It sat on the hearth at my parents house for years.

Posted by: Peaches at June 24, 2012 11:03 AM (kpCLl)

238 If this turns out to be some kinda Transformer rock that reaches out and grabs cars and stuffs them into it's gaping, rocky maw...well I just don't know what I'll do, man.

Posted by: Sean Penn at June 24, 2012 11:04 AM (IoNBC)

239 What do you mean, it's not a real rock?  I'm quite sure it is . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 24, 2012 11:05 AM (kpCLl)

240 Yeah all the things I've read says it's all rock.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 24, 2012 11:06 AM (CP+yl)

241 Didn't someone upthread say it was granite and rebar? Maybe I misunderstood.



Either way, I stand by my idiot statement! 


I do hope it's a real rock, though.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2012 11:07 AM (3inkD)

242 It's a composite rock.

Posted by: Barry Obama, Earle of Cornhole at June 24, 2012 11:07 AM (IoNBC)

243

My grandfather was a stone mason.  I spent my youth as his apprentice.   I have seen more artistic achievement in a dozen fireplaces and free stone walls across central NY. 

This is a joke.  Calling it art is an affront to sensibility. 

Naming it 'Levitated Mass' is the corn in the turd.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 11:07 AM (kS/UG)

244 They were talking about the entire piece, walls, floor and surroundings.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 24, 2012 11:07 AM (CP+yl)

245 Yea, stick some big-assed bolts in it and call it Frankenstone.

Posted by: LACoFD Bureau Chief at June 24, 2012 11:07 AM (ZN5qR)

246 And yes I get that the art part is all about the levitating and being out of its natural state, but I'm a touchy feely kind of 'ette. I agree with you on pretty much everything there Tammy. I guess my hang up is this - you could give me 10 times the amount of time, energy and resources they spend on this and no matter what I did I could never recreate Michangelo's David or Pieta. I could never come close to duplicating anything done by Donatello or Bernini. But with the money they spent on this? Hell yes I could easily drag a big ass rock over the top a drainage ditch. I think that's my problem with calling this art - there is nothing "talented" or "artistic" about this at all.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 11:08 AM (R5yLq)

247 The description was of the setting they created for the rock, Tammy.  The rock is real although, per LA municipal code, it did have a little cosmetic surgery so it would look its best for the show.

Posted by: Peaches at June 24, 2012 11:08 AM (kpCLl)

248 20 It's not levitating... F'n rip off.

*********

When you think about it, the concrete supports are imbedded in the Earth, which is levitating in space.


Posted by: Cali Stoner, man at June 24, 2012 11:08 AM (pJbuO)

249 Oh, okay, thanks, bitter!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2012 11:08 AM (3inkD)

250 Somewhere a bunch of zombie Egyptian slaves and Easter Island mystery types are have a hearty guffaw and calling us amateurs.

Posted by: Peaches at June 24, 2012 11:09 AM (kpCLl)

251 The artist built that rock out of toothpicks and glue.

Posted by: nickless at June 24, 2012 11:09 AM (MMC8r)

252 If he'd called it "A Big Fucking Rock" it'd be perfect.

And Kardashian would be justified.

(weren't the kardashians some alien race on Deep Space 9?)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 24, 2012 11:09 AM (CP+yl)

253 A more interseting levitating mass

http://binged.it/LsT2PS

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 11:10 AM (piMMO)

254 weren't the kardashians some alien race on Deep Space 9? Yup.. and the scripts were almost as bad as the one they use for the "reality" show.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 11:11 AM (R5yLq)

255 Peaches, LOL!


I'd probably enjoy seeing it from the standpoint of it just being a big rock, but this artsy thing sort of gets my reverse-snobbishness going.


Which in turn removes any doubt as to my True Redneck Nature, I reckon.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2012 11:11 AM (3inkD)

256 182 if it would be called kissing rock it might attract some.

In LA, if it were called Shtupping Rock it would attract a
lot more-- including the Kardashians. 

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at June 24, 2012 11:11 AM (pJbuO)

257 Which in turn removes any doubt as to my True Redneck Nature, I reckon. When was that ever in doubt? Lol.. ok, running and hiding now. Ow.. shit.. to late.. Ribs.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 11:14 AM (R5yLq)

258 255

And they STILL can't figure out how those stone age fucks got them assembled with what they had for "tech".

Now THAT'S ART!

ART: "The expression or application of human creative skill and imagination"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 24, 2012 11:14 AM (CP+yl)

259 Here's one for the morons:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9j-weD6KZY

Posted by: nickless at June 24, 2012 11:14 AM (MMC8r)

260

'Lamenting Crass' by CAC

Posted by: are we the art? at June 24, 2012 11:15 AM (kS/UG)

261 The video on ABC7 makes it look like the buttresses "vanish" depending on the angle you are approaching it. Maybe the LA times just managed to snap the worst possible picture of it with the buttresses. At least it's free.

Posted by: CAC at June 24, 2012 11:15 AM (WVV74)

262

They should call it Bureaucracy.

 

This is what it would look like if a comittee was given the simple job of filling in a trench.

Posted by: Chowderhead at June 24, 2012 11:15 AM (AQ6wq)

263

Fill the trench with strawberry flavored astro-glide. 

Posted by: qzy at June 24, 2012 11:17 AM (MmRlx)

264 Project synopsis:

Build drainage trench out of concrete and fill with rock.

(misprint on design specs. Rock should have said rocks.)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 24, 2012 11:17 AM (CP+yl)

265 I'm disappointed my fellow Morons don't appreciate Impressionist Art.  From Wikipedia:

Impressionist painting characteristics include:

Inclusion of movement as a crucial element of human perception and experience
The guy standing under the rock represents the last American that believes Obama's 2008 campaign rhetoric. 

Posted by: Kaisersoze at June 24, 2012 11:18 AM (NDZar)

266

3 Swings with a sledgehammer for $1.

Posted by: qzy at June 24, 2012 11:19 AM (MmRlx)

267 They should face the inevitability and inaugurate a contest where anyone can write on the walls what they think the title of this thing should be.

If you know an order you give won't be obeyed, don't give it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 24, 2012 11:19 AM (CP+yl)

268

okwhat might make this interesting is to paint cracks in the wall. and on the floor of the culvert, paint a squashed man with a rock over half his body. people painted on the walls  screaming in horror.

 

 

Posted by: willow at June 24, 2012 11:21 AM (TomZ9)

269 How about we build a whole bunch of monuments like that running from Mexico to the US and call them "pathways to citizenship."

Posted by: Crispian at June 24, 2012 11:21 AM (uBMtY)

270 It's the oppressive testicle of patriarchy smashing the free, open gash of wymenhood.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at June 24, 2012 11:22 AM (IoNBC)

271 The pudding pack I bought for 6/5/2012 has an expiration date of 7/25/2012. Don't worry. They will all be used up this week.

Posted by: Riding Through! Pardon Me! at June 24, 2012 11:24 AM (MG6Y6)

272 141     WOW, that's, like, heavy dude (ette)!  Now I understand.  Thanks! (and who ever said fish sticks weren't smart??)

Posted by: myYbj at June 24, 2012 11:26 AM (myYbj)

273

Vell, it is zertainly not a zigar.

Posted by: Zombie Sigmund Freud at June 24, 2012 11:27 AM (sJTmU)

274 Holy crap! My typing made a smiling face. I am in IT and did not know this? I am 1st in line to denounce myself. ;(

Posted by: Riding Through! Pardon Me! at June 24, 2012 11:27 AM (MG6Y6)

275 Oops

Posted by: Riding Through! Pardon Me! at June 24, 2012 11:30 AM (MG6Y6)

276 54 The picture is upside down.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 24, 2012 02:01 PM (ejmiE)


That made me crack up. Thanks Joe

Posted by: ABouts at June 24, 2012 11:34 AM (VDwRl)

277 WTF is with the buttresses? Posted by: garrett

Any interesting aspect to this "art" was killed by those giant buttresses.  Fail.

Posted by: Dang at June 24, 2012 11:34 AM (Ky1+e)

278 And lo, it came to pass in those days that loins were girded with firmaments of stretchy fabric and empty pudding cups, and the Morons were gathered together in one place underneath the Rock of the Imminent, and SMOD spoke unto them, saying "Just WTF do you idiots think you're doing?"

Posted by: filbert at June 24, 2012 11:34 AM (smvTK)

279 The boulder is called "Levitated Mass".  The steel butresses are called "Atlas Insured".

Posted by: qzy at June 24, 2012 11:36 AM (MmRlx)

280 New pic makes it look even more ridiculous. 

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 11:37 AM (kS/UG)

281 The front page of AoSHQ shows one rock and the comment page shows another. What am I missing?

Posted by: ABouts at June 24, 2012 11:38 AM (VDwRl)

282

This is lamer than the tightrope walker with the harness and safety line.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 11:38 AM (kS/UG)

283 284

Never mind I'm an idiot.

Posted by: ABouts at June 24, 2012 11:41 AM (VDwRl)

284

I propose a new name.  "View of a Dude's Scrot". 

 

Look at the picture again.

Posted by: qzy at June 24, 2012 11:42 AM (MmRlx)

285 Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 03:38 PM (kS/UG) Yeah but the other thread smells gamey. Time to crack a brew and burn some meat here.

Posted by: Riding Through! Pardon Me! at June 24, 2012 11:43 AM (MG6Y6)

286 Aw jeez. That new pic shows just how visible the buttresses are...yeesh.

Posted by: Adjacent, Against, Upon at June 24, 2012 11:43 AM (E108D)

287

Any interesting aspect to this "art" was killed by those giant buttresses. Fail.


 

Posted by: Dang at June 24, 2012 03:34 PM (Ky1+e)

 

 

This was supposed to be interesting?

Posted by: ErikW at June 24, 2012 11:43 AM (mEBIT)

288 Posted by: ABouts at June 24, 2012 03:41 PM (VDwRl)

Nope. CAC seems to have changed the photo.

Although you may still be an idiot...just not because of this.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 24, 2012 11:44 AM (nEUpB)

289 Miramonte School for Sanduskys-in-training


The conservation of motion depicted in this statement of art is an abstract of Emmy Noether sitting at the feet of Charles Lutwidge Dodgson.

Posted by: Barnyard Valvrojenski at June 24, 2012 11:45 AM (vhwRj)

290 Seriously, CAC.  Mexican Hat Utah will blow your mind.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 11:47 AM (kS/UG)

291 Scrotum of the Gods

Posted by: qzy at June 24, 2012 11:48 AM (MmRlx)

292 Posted by: Barnyard Valvrojenski at June 24, 2012 03:45 PM (vhwRj)

Okay...I'm a geek, and I have only heard of one of those people.

I think I'll eat that mushroom.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 24, 2012 11:48 AM (nEUpB)

293 Any interesting aspect to this "art" was killed by those giant buttresses. Fail.

Posted by: Dang at June 24, 2012 03:34 PM (Ky1+e)


Scoff if you will, but fortunes are made on giant buttresses.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at June 24, 2012 11:50 AM (7ppar)

294

I think you all are focussing on the wrong thing:  it's not the rock, it's the art critic.  I mean, "The sober, even solemn finished sculpture at LACMA reminds us that our headlong tendency to divide a world of rich, granular grays into stark black-or-white is its own form of ruin."  You have to go to school for at least a couple of years to produce inflated prose like that.

 

Or, "Like a walk-in version of an alien landscape painting by Surrealist Yves Tanguy, quiet dynamism inflects a decidedly sepulchral scene."  Now that is a work of art.  Something is dynamic - can't be the rock because it's bolted in place - and something is sepulchral, but it can't be the rock or the ditch because there's all that bright sunshine.  Unless of course you're me, desperate to get out of the sun, and will gladly spend the entire day crouched under the rock like a troll.

 

Or, "Arrival at the bottom is momentarily disconcerting. After all, how often does one see the underside of a 680,000-pound rock? The bemusement soon dissipates, though, replaced by simple curiosity about the construction's elaborate engineering."  I'm guessing that the bottom of a 680,000 pound rock looks like, I don't know, a rock?  Is one really bewildered or confused by being under something one deliberately chose to walk under?  Only if one is a complete and utter dunce.

 

This critic makes Meggie McCain look semi-coherent.

Posted by: Tonestaple at June 24, 2012 11:53 AM (EMRvP)

295 I wouldn't travel to see it, but if I lived in the area, sure.
Disappointed about the buttresses. They imply quavering in the face of SMOD and a lack of faith.

. o O { Thinks it's still better than lots of the "art" produced in the last century or so... }

Posted by: fb at June 24, 2012 11:53 AM (NXd0Q)

296 A pebble in God's tire track? A blood clot in an artery? A strawberry seed between my teeth? The passing of a kidney stone? A dingleberry on my dog's butt? A way to give some rich people something to do and to have other rich people give them money? DING DING DING

Posted by: Thunderb at June 24, 2012 11:55 AM (Dnbau)

297 Metamucil makes artists of us all.

Posted by: Scobface at June 24, 2012 11:55 AM (IoNBC)

298 Nobody can mentally masterbate like an art critic

Posted by: Thunderb at June 24, 2012 11:56 AM (Dnbau)

299 It needs a giant plastic palm tree sticking out of the top.  Not only would it sort of relate to L.A. and have an ironically Dada-esque vibe for the hipster douchebags, but you could also sell little miniatures of it in the gift shop. 

I mean, who would pay for a miniature of a plain old rock without a palm tree when you could pick one up off the ground outside.  Think, people.

Posted by: Cicero at June 24, 2012 11:58 AM (7ppar)

300

 

Where are the clowns?

 

There ought to be clowns.

 

Send in the clowns.

Posted by: Mister Money at June 24, 2012 11:59 AM (wN82N)

301 I'm sure the gift shop rocks will have cute little buttresses to distinguish them from free-range impersonator rocks

Posted by: Peaches at June 24, 2012 12:01 PM (kpCLl)

302 Posted by: Tonestaple at June 24, 2012 03:53 PM (EMRvP)

Your lack of appreciation for the applied hermeneutics of Heizer's grand opera reminds one of the vulgarians that Harpsbach so tellingly skewered in many of his lesser works. One is puzzled by the...smallness...of your senses, and what is so glaringly obvious an omission in your artistic and sensory education. Perhaps the lack of emotional engagement that you demonstrate by your cavalier attitude toward the semiotic breakthrough that has been made by those who would normally be unable to appreciate this religio-sexual gesture in the Western desert indicates your flaws as a hetero-normative purveyor of lumpen-proletariat prose masquerading as criticism.

Posted by: Charles Belchthwaite Smythe III at June 24, 2012 12:02 PM (nEUpB)

303 Posted by: Charles Belchthwaite Smythe III at June 24, 2012 04:02 PM (nEUpB)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Cicero at June 24, 2012 12:03 PM (7ppar)

304 How the hell do you do that?  Do you have a random pretentious-noun generator?

Posted by: Tonestaple at June 24, 2012 12:03 PM (EMRvP)

305 I can't do that because I don't have a fancy liberal arts degree, right?  If I had gone to the right school for the right reason, I would be able to do that, wouldn't I?

Posted by: Tonestaple at June 24, 2012 12:05 PM (EMRvP)

306 CAC - THANK YOU I capped the above because I hope you see it. You are one of the reasons I love this place. Even with all the crabbing you got all these people talking and thinking about art. So along with your polls, and charts and art, and politics, and sci fi and chess and gaming and war porn and porn porn...this place is geek heaven. Love what you do.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 24, 2012 12:05 PM (Dnbau)

307 Posted by: Charles Belchthwaite Smythe III at June 24, 2012 04:02 PM (nEUpB) HahAHAaha! Damn right, dude. Pull my finger!

Posted by: Joe "Lunch Bucket" Biden at June 24, 2012 12:08 PM (IoNBC)

308 The problem with art is that it's undefinable and not subject to free market processes.

Posted by: ErikW at June 24, 2012 12:09 PM (UDeMQ)

309 Posted by: Tonestaple at June 24, 2012 04:03 PM
-----------------
http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/

If you scroll down, looking at the right side, there is a link to a band name generator. Love it.

Posted by: Adjacent, Against, Upon at June 24, 2012 12:10 PM (E108D)

310 The problem with art is that it's undefinable and not subject to free market processes.

Say, what?

Posted by: Thomas Kinkade at June 24, 2012 12:11 PM (7ppar)

311 refresh pages for new selections

Posted by: Adjacent, Against, Upon at June 24, 2012 12:11 PM (E108D)

312 Art is subject to free market force - you don't have to buy it. This piece, whether you like it or not was paid for by private sources. Somebody liked the concept or the artist enough to support it. Or, as I believe, the third generation of seriously wealthy people have to find something to do with their time and cash

Posted by: Thunderb at June 24, 2012 12:13 PM (Dnbau)

313

Posted by: Thomas Kinkade at June 24, 2012 04:11 PM (7ppar)

 

Aren't you a zombie now?

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 12:17 PM (2Srez)

314 Posted by: Charles Belchthwaite Smythe III at June 24, 2012 04:02 PM (nEUpB)


****

Iowahawk, is that you?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 12:21 PM (piMMO)

315 This is what they waste the unobtainium on? Looks like we'll have to slaughter a few more million blue cat people...

Posted by: Ghost of Parker Selfridge at June 24, 2012 12:32 PM (KLP9f)

316 The problem with art is that it's undefinable and not subject to free market processes.

Art is whatever people will decorate their spaces with.  While the choice is personal, so are a thousand other economic choices.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at June 24, 2012 12:36 PM (x8wJs)

317 The tagline for this post was my idea B-) *attention whore*

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at June 24, 2012 12:40 PM (ePYQF)

318 Your lack of appreciation for the applied hermeneutics of Heizer's grand opera reminds one of the vulgarians that Harpsbach so tellingly skewered in many of his lesser works. One is puzzled by the...smallness...of your senses, and what is so glaringly obvious an omission in your artistic and sensory education. Perhaps the lack of emotional engagement that you demonstrate by your cavalier attitude toward the semiotic breakthrough that has been made by those who would normally be unable to appreciate this religio-sexual gesture in the Western desert indicates your flaws as a hetero-normative purveyor of lumpen-proletariat prose masquerading as criticism. I ran all that through a Bullshit to English translator. What I got back was "Harrumph!"

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 12:40 PM (R5yLq)

319 Art is whatever people will decorate their spaces with. While the choice is personal, so are a thousand other economic choices. That sounds suspiciously like Art is whatever you can con some idiot into buying. Ok, sounds like a good definition to me.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 12:41 PM (R5yLq)

320 The problem with art is that it's undefinable and not subject to free market processes. Again, probably a total neophyte view here, but to me Art is a lot like obscenity. I can't really define it, but I know it when I see it. Pieta? Now that's art. This is a big ass rock over a drainage ditch. Just no comparison.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 12:43 PM (R5yLq)

321 The straw poll in the sidebar doesn't contain "Ron Paul".  What's wrong with you people?

Posted by: crosspatch at June 24, 2012 12:45 PM (ZbLJZ)

322 The straw poll in the sidebar doesn't contain "Ron Paul". What's wrong with you people? Ron who? Wait, was that the kid on the Andy Griffith show?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 12:46 PM (R5yLq)

323 The straw poll in the sidebar doesn't contain "Ron Paul". What's wrong with you people?

Absolutely nothing

Posted by: Peaches at June 24, 2012 12:46 PM (kpCLl)

324 Some art that plays with space is okay.  This one I'm not sure I get, but whatever.

At first I thought the buttresses were lame, but then I thought hey maybe while your standing under it you might wonder about the buttresses failing and get a little thrill, like when you're standing at the edge of a cliff.  So it's a giant scrotum that can make your balls retract when you stand under it (don't know the 'ette analog there).  There's a symmetry somewhere there I think.

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at June 24, 2012 12:47 PM (YxaXw)

325 It doesn't look levitated.  It looks like it is sitting on two large metal brackets.

Posted by: f2000 at June 24, 2012 12:52 PM (FcMtg)

326 323 The problem with art is that it's undefinable and not subject to free market processes.

Again, probably a total neophyte view here, but to me Art is a lot like obscenity. I can't really define it, but I know it when I see it.


That kinda reinforces the point about it being undefinable, because everyone sees things differently. Of course that doesn't mean we can't say something is shit.

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at June 24, 2012 12:54 PM (YxaXw)

327 So along with your polls, and charts and art, and politics, and sci fi and chess and gaming and war porn and porn porn...this place is geek heaven.

Love what you do.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 24, 2012 04:05 PM (Dnbau)

There is nothing, and I mean nothing, quite like porn porn

Posted by: myYbj at June 24, 2012 12:57 PM (myYbj)

328 Yer all missing the point.  The rock and the wall are only there to provide a reason for the buttresses.  It's all about the buttresses!

Posted by: Alaskan Warthog at June 24, 2012 12:58 PM (mlRd9)

329 So, are the non-gamers hanging here?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 01:04 PM (piMMO)

330 It doesn't look levitated. It looks like it is sitting on two large metal brackets.

"Big-Ass Rock Sitting On Two Giant Metal Brackets" didn't test well with the Over-Monied Trust Fund Sophisticate Wannabee Check Writer focus group.

Posted by: Cicero at June 24, 2012 01:04 PM (7ppar)

331 It doesn't look levitated. It looks like it is sitting on two large metal brackets. Maybe if they'd used a big ass sheet of pexiglass. Then you could call it bigass rock on pexiglass or something. Nah,I still wouldn't get it. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 01:04 PM (R5yLq)

332 So, are the non-gamers hanging here? That was my plan.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 01:05 PM (R5yLq)

333 Those really aren't even buttresses. Those are shelves.

Someone miscalculated the width of the space.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 01:07 PM (piMMO)

334 Those really aren't even buttresses. Those are shelves. Oh wait, shelves? Damn, that makes all the difference then. Now I get it! Ok, no, not really, I can't really back that up.. lol..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 01:09 PM (R5yLq)

335 "Look.  I'm standing under a big rock."

Just one of the visitor comments overheard at the exciting unveiling of this monumental masterpiece of visual drama.

Posted by: Cicero at June 24, 2012 01:10 PM (7ppar)

336 Interesting. I never got to LACMA when I was living out there. I like outdoor art installations. Have any of you been to the Spiral Jetty? http://www.diaart.org/sites/main/spiraljetty I'll probably wander up to there sometime.

Posted by: Y-not at June 24, 2012 01:11 PM (5H6zj)

337 Just one of the visitor comments overheard at the exciting unveiling of this monumental masterpiece of visual drama. From the Artist: Yes, they are shelves. And I wanted to call it "Ode to Home Depot".

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 01:12 PM (R5yLq)

338 I had another look.  The two dudes underneath the rock are wearing matching shirts.  Hence they must be part of the exhibit and the rock is a metaphor for the constant, overhanging hate of Society for gheys.  Or some such shit.

Posted by: Alaskan Warthog at June 24, 2012 01:12 PM (mlRd9)

339 Ah crap. Ok, that should fix it. Apologies

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 01:12 PM (R5yLq)

340 Speaking of art, just back from spending some time at the Utah Arts Festival. Not bad, but hotter than hell out today and WINDY. Felt really badly for the folks working in glass and pottery. Several casualties. Scottsdale is still my favorite arts festival. Great venue, wonderful work, and - well - Scottsdale.

Posted by: Y-not at June 24, 2012 01:13 PM (5H6zj)

341 Damn, that makes all the difference then. Now I get it!

Ok, no, not really, I can't really back that up.. lol..


*****

It's a $10M miscalculation of distance between two concrete rails.


Dudes. Measure twice, cut once.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 01:16 PM (piMMO)

342 Scottsdale is still my favorite arts festival. Great venue, wonderful work, and - well - Scottsdale. Lol.. I hit a local arts festival every now and again myself. I guess I just get a kick out of being so tremendously out of place.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 01:17 PM (R5yLq)

343 I don't know much about art, but I like Dogs Playing Poker.

Posted by: Joe "Lunch Bucket" Biden at June 24, 2012 01:20 PM (IoNBC)

344 Dudes. Measure twice, cut once. Rotflmao - Ok, have to forward that one as well as the picture to my dad. That is just too damn funny!

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 01:21 PM (R5yLq)

345 It's a rock, but it isn't a rock-rock.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 24, 2012 01:21 PM (otPjg)

346

Do you guys need a refresher course?

It's ALL Buttresses Ball Bearings these days.

Posted by: Fletch F. Fletch at June 24, 2012 01:23 PM (vrMj+)

347 Via twitter: @rdbrewer4 Mexican Hat Rock. I can't believe this is real. It's 60' across. http://t.co/QSvlEIyW

Posted by: Y-not at June 24, 2012 01:25 PM (5H6zj)

348

CAC: Your Art Threads, and their implied attempt to get the readers some learnin', couth and culture, are indeed appreciated.


But there's a problem: the vast majority of modern artists (say post-1950) consider themselves to be, if perhaps not of the caliber of Praxiteles, then only slightly less, and still suitable for first-string competition in the Stadium of Ageless and Enduring Examples of The Pinnacle of Civilizational Art. But judging them by their, "offerings", "product", "dumps" (see Yoko Ono's Dirt Piles) ... they are rightly placed elsewhere; a few blocks away from the stadium parking lot, feverishly searching for a free spot (any spot, so long as their ride and their ride's wheels will still be there when they return), seems much more accurate.


Who among them has ever shown basic talent and ability at the level of the various 19th Century painters and sculptors, or even the more abstract cubists: Delaunay, Gris, Braque? Perhaps that's it ... as the French say "lack du Monet". Kincade may not have invented "Happy Trees", but he was at least able to successfully swipe and market the idea, leaving many people culturally-enriched at the expense of enriched-enriched.


The opportunity to exercise one's innate Art Critic abilities presents itself, and maintiaining civil restraint is asking too much.

Posted by: Arbalest at June 24, 2012 01:25 PM (kWjXw)

349

Posted by: Y-not at June 24, 2012 05:25 PM (5H6zj)

 

That's what I have been saying since CAC put this thread up.

You are welcome, brewer.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 01:26 PM (vrMj+)

350 @81 Ah-ha! I see. I didn't realize you'd mentioned it. Just saw rdbrewer's tweet.

Posted by: Y-not at June 24, 2012 01:28 PM (5H6zj)

351 Aliens.  Ancient ones, in low-riding spacecraft.  They  are responsible for that.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 01:30 PM (vrMj+)

352 It's a pretty awesome sight, actually.  Middle of fuckin' nowhere, too.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 01:30 PM (vrMj+)

353 @356 A trip to Mexican Hat, UT, has been on my bucket list for almost thirty years. Mr Y-not spent time there doing radiation surveys (internship with Oakridge) and the stories & pictures were so fun. I'm sure we'll get down there now that we're living in Utah.

Posted by: Y-not at June 24, 2012 01:33 PM (5H6zj)

354 @355 Ron Paul!!!! Don't know why, just felt compelled to say that.

Posted by: Y-not at June 24, 2012 01:34 PM (5H6zj)

355

Posted by: Y-not at June 24, 2012 05:33 PM (5H6zj)

 

Make him take you to Canyon de Chelly.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 01:34 PM (vrMj+)

356 One of the most beautiful sculptures is one I had never seen until used in the movie Pride and Prejudice. It's call 'Veiled Vestal' and is astonishing in it's ability to make marble look like the sheerest silk:

http://binged.it/KVTJBb

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 01:35 PM (piMMO)

357 @359 Yeah, I will. It won't be the same as his trip there, though. They were in a Winnebago over-loaded with scientific equipment. I gather driving the thing was a religious experience.

Posted by: Y-not at June 24, 2012 01:36 PM (5H6zj)

358 Wow, NDH, that's amazing!

Posted by: Y-not at June 24, 2012 01:37 PM (5H6zj)

359 Is this a conscious nod to Magritte? I think I like this piece a lot.

Posted by: David Gillies at June 24, 2012 01:39 PM (Xe+Sp)

360 A Desert SW road trip in a sketchy vehicle is a right of passage.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2012 01:39 PM (vrMj+)

361 I find some of the most beautiful art in cemeteries. But I'm weird like that.

Posted by: mpfs at June 24, 2012 01:40 PM (Fy6L7)

362 A masterpiece of engineering wouldn't need no stinkin' buttresses, just sayin'  This is punkass

Posted by: Zombie Egyptian Slaves at June 24, 2012 01:41 PM (kpCLl)

363 Let's see. Do i want to go to Sequoia or Yosemite National Parks and see big rocks, or do I want to just go to LA and see a big rock? Hmmm. That's a tuffy.

Posted by: Jay Bee at June 24, 2012 01:43 PM (6W8+8)

364 This isn't as amazing as the sculpture NDH linked to, but I still love it. It's in our local art museum. Very modern sensibilities to me given it's from the turn of the last century. http://tinyurl.com/75m25xl

Posted by: Y-not at June 24, 2012 01:44 PM (5H6zj)

365 Check out the rig required to move it.

http://bit.ly/MS9HGB

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 01:44 PM (piMMO)

366 This isn't as amazing as the sculpture NDH linked to, but I still love it. It's in our local art museum. Very modern sensibilities to me given it's from the turn of the last century.


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very cool. I look at a piece like that, or a Remington, and can't get out of my head that someone looked at metal and imagined that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 01:52 PM (piMMO)

367

It's call 'Veiled Vestal' and is astonishing in it's ability to make marble look like the sheerest silk:

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 05:35 PM (piMMO)

 

 

Now that's impressive.

 

Posted by: ErikW at June 24, 2012 01:56 PM (dyniZ)

368 Your Art Threads, and their implied attempt to get the readers some learnin', couth and culture, are indeed appreciated. Well said. Now granted, in my case you might as well be trying to teach a monkey calculus, but the effort is appreciated anyway. But there's a problem: the vast majority of modern artists (say post-1950) consider themselves to be, if perhaps not of the caliber of Praxiteles, then only slightly less, and still suitable for first-string competition in the Stadium of Ageless and Enduring Examples of The Pinnacle of Civilizational Art. But judging them by their, "offerings", "product", "dumps" (see Yoko Ono's Dirt Piles) ... they are rightly placed elsewhere; a few blocks away from the stadium parking lot, feverishly searching for a free spot (any spot, so long as their ride and their ride's wheels will still be there when they return), seems much more accurate. Ok, if the point of this is that most modern sculptures suck, well then I agree.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 02:00 PM (R5yLq)

369 Check out the rig required to move it. Well hell, they should have just parked that sucker in a parking lot and called that art. That is much cooler than the rock.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 02:02 PM (R5yLq)

370 @NDH

I am flattered beyond measure that you thought, for even a moment, that I was Iowahawk.

Posted by: Charles Belchthwaite Smythe III at June 24, 2012 02:04 PM (nEUpB)

371 "It's a $10M miscalculation of distance between two concrete rails.

[b'Dudes. Measure twice, cut once.[/b] "

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 05:16 PM (piMMO)

This might be thread winner.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 24, 2012 02:06 PM (nEUpB)

372 Here's a good rule of thumb.  If you have to tell people it is art, its not art.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 24, 2012 02:06 PM (TJHom)

373 This might be thread winner. Absolutely. Has my vote. I emailed it to my dad, he laughed his ass off too - and since Dad hasn't been feeling all that great lately it was much appreciated.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 02:07 PM (R5yLq)

374
Well hell, they should have just parked that sucker in a parking lot and called that art. That is much cooler than the rock.


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I just watched a couple of other vids and there were more than 200 wheels on that rig and it required 2 massive specialty trucks in front and 3 standard semis in back to move it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 02:14 PM (piMMO)

375 Absolutely. Has my vote. I emailed it to my dad, he laughed his ass off too - and since Dad hasn't been feeling all that great lately it was much appreciated.


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Ha!

I'm happy to read that your dad had a good laugh but I bet if he' looked at that photo he would have thought the same thing! I hope he's felling better soon.

Although I doubt anyone will ever admit it, this was clearly a rather severe miscalculation. And, from my earlier comment, calling those things buttresses gives the artist/engineer too much credit. They really are nothing more than shelves.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 02:24 PM (piMMO)

376 Art used to require skill, the ability to make the medium do something to evoke a response.  This modern crap is lazy--it's just put out there, and the viewer is expected to do all the work.  Which will largely be done by the side-programming from what passes for the modern educational system, natch.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at June 24, 2012 02:34 PM (x8wJs)

377

Frickin' artist missed a great oppotunity here. Should have gotten a round boulder like the one in the Indy Jones movie. The rock could have rolled up and down the groove whenever SoCal had one of its' little 'shake' episodes.

 

Posted by: Meremortal at June 24, 2012 02:40 PM (Usk3+)

378 Frickin' artist missed a great oppotunity here. Should have gotten a round boulder like the one in the Indy Jones movie. The rock could have rolled up and down the groove whenever SoCal had one of its' little 'shake' episodes.


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Yep! I said earlier it should have been a perpetual motion piece.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 02:41 PM (piMMO)

379 Great minds, Niedy...great minds...

Posted by: Meremortal at June 24, 2012 02:44 PM (Usk3+)

380 Thanks CAC, I love it! ironically, of course. I'm from L.A.

Posted by: elizabethe at June 24, 2012 02:49 PM (T03Ll)

381 I'm happy to read that your dad had a good laugh but I bet if he' looked at that photo he would have thought the same thing! I hope he's felling better soon. Sadly Dad has pancreatic cancer - and he decided to forgo chemo since I guess the at least according to the doctors it had a very low probability of success at this point. But he got a great laugh out of it, probably because he's said that same phrase to me "Cut twice and measure once" at least 100 times on every project we ever worked on when I was a kid. Although I doubt anyone will ever admit it, this was clearly a rather severe miscalculation. And, from my earlier comment, calling those things buttresses gives the artist/engineer too much credit. They really are nothing more than shelves. Not real sure what they were going for originally, but regardless of what it is this was a total fail as far as I was concerned. If you ever get a chance to visit the Henry Doorly Zoo walk through the aquarium there - they have this really cool tunnel that goes right through this huge aquarium that has all sorts of tropical fish and sharks in it. You can be standing in the tunnel and have a shark or a manta ray cruise right over your head. Now that is cool. This? Well, again, at the risk of being repetitive, not much attraction to a big as rock sitting on a shelf over a drainage ditch.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 02:53 PM (R5yLq)

382 If you ever get a chance to visit the Henry Doorly Zoo walk through the aquarium there - they have this really cool tunnel that goes right through this huge aquarium that has all sorts of tropical fish and sharks in it.

You can be standing in the tunnel and have a shark or a manta ray cruise right over your head. Now that is cool. This? Well, again, at the risk of being repetitive, not much attraction to a big as rock sitting on a shelf over a drainage ditch.

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I've been through the tunnel at Sea World and it is very cool.

I'm very sorry to hear about your dad. God Bless.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 02:58 PM (piMMO)

383

Art used to require skill, the ability to make the medium do something to evoke a response. This modern crap is lazy--it's just put out there, and the viewer is expected to do all the work.

 

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at June 24, 2012 06:34 PM (x8wJs)

 

 

Yeah, well said. I don't know dick about art but I know what I like.

 

My two faves are the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel and Georges Seurat's "Sunday Afternoon."

 

I like the detail probably because I'm a detail oriented person and it appeals to me. Most post-modern art seems sloppy and lazy.

 

There are pieces of "art" that decorate the green spaces of Ohio State and CCAD that look like someone bent I-beams into sharp angles and spray painted them with Krylon red.

 

What the fuck is that supposed to be? That's not art, that's shit and a waste of money. I don't give a fuck if that's the artists interpretation of a moon spirit rising towards the sky god or whatever the fuck it's supposed to mean.

 

It's a fucking waste and annoying. And I'm tired of people telling me that I must appreciate it or otherwise I'm a fucking caveman or something.

Posted by: ErikW at June 24, 2012 02:59 PM (dyniZ)

384

Oh and that wasn't directed towards you CAC.

 

Just a rant.

Posted by: ErikW at June 24, 2012 03:00 PM (dyniZ)

385 Solid as Barack.

Posted by: d_fitz at June 24, 2012 03:00 PM (yilIY)

386 [googles Miramonte]

Well, so much for my plans for dinner

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 24, 2012 03:14 PM (QTHTd)

387 SoS - prayers for your dad

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 24, 2012 03:15 PM (QTHTd)

388 I was at the Nederland art festival today. Mainly I was up there to get out of the circle of il inferno that is the valley right now; and to watch England not win against Italy in penalty-shootouts.

But yes - the art festival. Nice stuff from the hippies, especially in ceramics.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 24, 2012 03:19 PM (QTHTd)

389 it's not really levitated is it? it doesn't even have the illusion of being levitated.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at June 24, 2012 03:22 PM (Ho2rs)

390 sos....sorry to hear about your dad.....cancer sucks

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at June 24, 2012 03:24 PM (Ho2rs)

391 And speaking of art, Sorkin's The Newsroom debuts tonight.
That would be a good time to go to an art gallery.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 24, 2012 03:28 PM (GZitp)

392

Ah crap, sorry SoS.

 

My grandpa was dignosed with lymphoma and refused treatment because he was in his 70's and felt that it was his time.

 

Prayers all around.

Posted by: ErikW at June 24, 2012 03:28 PM (dyniZ)

393 'How to be Invisible'.  Kate Bush.  Awesome.  Whut?  Not off topic, it's art.  None of that big rock over a crack horseshit.

Posted by: Alaskan Warthog at June 24, 2012 03:29 PM (g150w)

394 Thanks all. Dad was actually diagnosed about a year and half ago and he's been hanging in there ever since. He's in his late 70's now but he's still tough as nails. I wouldn't be at all surprised if he outlives the doctors that diagnosed him.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 03:29 PM (R5yLq)

395 But yes - the art festival. Nice stuff from the hippies, especially in ceramics. I had three kids. Got enough ceramic ashtrays to last a lifetime.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 03:30 PM (R5yLq)

396 Sorry about your dad, SoS.  My dad went that way 35 yrs. ago.  The good news was he didn't suffer for years.

Posted by: Alaskan Warthog at June 24, 2012 03:32 PM (g150w)

397 And speaking of art, Sorkin's The Newsroom debuts tonight.
That would be a good time to go to an art gallery.


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Did you read Jake Tapper's review?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 03:35 PM (piMMO)

398 "Did you read Jake Tapper's review?"

No but I read he wasn't impressed, but I don't need anyone to tell me that a Sorkin show celebrating the progressive media isn't going to suck.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 24, 2012 03:45 PM (GZitp)

399 Sorkins' The Newsroom - haven't seen it yet but caught part of this in a review: Tackling the issue of how crucial an informed public is to democracy, the drama captures the terrific energy in a newsroom when a huge story breaks. That cracked me up. Should read more like this: "Realizing how crucial it is to misinform the public to promote their liberal ideals, the drama captures the terrific energy in a newsroom when a huge story breaks, and they all have to ignore it because it stubbornly refuses to show their anointed liberal leader in a positive light."

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 03:49 PM (R5yLq)

400 @358  Lee Press-On Genital Warts

same here

Posted by: crosspatch at June 24, 2012 04:26 PM (ZbLJZ)

401 That's not art. This is art.

Posted by: yoko blowmo at June 24, 2012 04:28 PM (nrW1y)

402 Here's Tapper's review.

http://t.co/YuojWsZ4

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 04:32 PM (piMMO)

403 It's a fucking waste and annoying. And I'm tired of people telling me that I must appreciate it or otherwise I'ma fucking caveman or something. Posted by: ErikW at June 24, 2012 06:59 PM (dyniZ) I'd rather be a caveman than a prissy pissant campus dictator running around demanding everyone else declare appreciation of my decorated feces. Hey everyone!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 24, 2012 04:33 PM (bxiXv)

404 The Book of Moron, Book 4, Chapter 3 And thus Smod finished carving his most sacred laws into the styrofoam block. His gaze fell on the Moron Horde. Instead of the adulation he expected he was greeted with nothing but snores. Indeed, they were all passed out drunk. And thus the great Smod did heft the sharpee of justice, and begin to marketh their foreheads accordingly.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 04:34 PM (R5yLq)

405 Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 07:49 PM (R5yLq) I'd have just said "yeah, like Fast and Furious." And then I'd do the Dr. Evil thing.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 24, 2012 04:34 PM (bxiXv)

406 I'd make a giant copy of the rock of resin-infused kevlar, fill it with hydrogen, and let people push it around the gallery and take pictures holding it up in funny poses.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 24, 2012 04:35 PM (bxiXv)

407 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2012 04:37 PM (Xb3hu)

408 Any way to launch this thing into the Huckabee studio while he's taping an audience full of dumb shit millenials?

Posted by: Someone who looks like me at June 24, 2012 04:37 PM (iYvMQ)

409 412 Any way to launch this thing into the Huckabee studio while he's taping an audience full of dumb shit millenials? Posted by: Someone who looks like me at June 24, 2012 08:37 PM (iYvMQ) They aren't the enemy.

Posted by: Scobface at June 24, 2012 04:41 PM (IoNBC)

410 Any way to launch this thing into the Huckabee studio while he's taping an audience full of dumb shit millenials? Greetings my friend. As a duly appointed representative of the Acme company, allow me to introduce you to our complete line of rockets. Lol.. but as to the Huckabee show, I know what you mean. The stupidity factor is just mind boggling. First, the girl with two master degrees. I didn't have a job, couldn't get a job with my first masters degree, so I thought to myself why not go back to school and go even deeper in debt to get a second masters degree? So, pretty safe to assume economics was not the subject you got your first masters degree in - sheesh. What a bunch of fucking idiots.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 04:41 PM (R5yLq)

411 They aren't the enemy. I certainly hope not. Seriously, what fun would that be? It would be like hunting crippled, idiotic bunnies with suicidal tendencies.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 04:43 PM (R5yLq)

412 I certainly hope not. Seriously, what fun would that be? It would be like hunting crippled, idiotic bunnies with suicidal tendencies. Sometimes I label people unlike me as "stupid." I consider that a weakness. I try not to do it.

Posted by: Scobface at June 24, 2012 04:46 PM (IoNBC)

413 Sometimes I label people unlike me as "stupid." I consider that a weakness. I try not to do it. I consider illogical thought and irrational action a weakness. I don't consider calling stupid people stupid a weakness, though you might consider it to be politically incorrect. But then since I find political correctness to be at the top of the list of stupid behaviors that many people engage in.. well, hopefully you get the point. Now, my first recommendation would be to run out and buy a sense of humor. Obviously you completely missed the fact that much of my response was tongue in cheek. My second recommendation would be to lighten up a bit. You'll find life more tolerable and will live longer as a result.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 04:49 PM (R5yLq)

414 Hey Man!!!...you STOLE that rock from GAIA, man!...you go put it back where you found it, man!!!

Posted by: Stoopld Moonbat Hippie at June 24, 2012 04:52 PM (cKu7m)

415 SoS...prayers for your Father....

Posted by: billygoat at June 24, 2012 04:55 PM (WBGqy)

416 Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 08:49 PM (R5yLq) I'm not interested in political correctness. Huckabee's audience is primarily Christian conservatives. I disagree with them on many things, but I don't think they're stupid.

Posted by: Scobface at June 24, 2012 05:00 PM (IoNBC)

417 Huckabee's audience is primarily Christian conservatives. I disagree with them on many things, but I don't think they're stupid. I guess we must have been watching different shows. The show I just watched the in studio audience was primarily 20 something Obama supporters who were so ignorant it was painful. And I never once called Christian conservatives stupid, that is total bullshit. I was poking fun at at least one person in a very specific way, I never once said anything derogatory about Christians or conservatives, or anything that could even REMOTELY be taken to be derogatory about either of those groups. What I did say was tongue in cheek to boot, and yet you seem to want to bust my balls for it by taking it completely out of context. My question is simple. Why?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 05:10 PM (R5yLq)

418 SoS...prayers for your Father.... Appreciate that billygoat, I'll pass it along.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 05:11 PM (R5yLq)

419 Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 09:10 PM (R5yLq) I didn't see the particular show you're referring to. I didn't realize that either of you were referring to a particular show. If I've misunderstood, then I apologize.

Posted by: Scobface at June 24, 2012 05:16 PM (IoNBC)

420 The Colorado wildfires are really going crazy. Evacuation, a hundred homes in its path..

Malkin Chaffetz tweeting the updates and alerts

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 05:16 PM (piMMO)

421 I didn't see the particular show you're referring to. I didn't realize that either of you were referring to a particular show. If I've misunderstood, then I apologize. Fair enough. Misunderstanding cleared up, moving right along.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 05:17 PM (R5yLq)

422 He is a loathsome, offensive brute --yet I can't look away.

Posted by: toby928© at June 24, 2012 05:26 PM (QupBk)

423 One of the best lines heard lately was from Izzy Kapp, a now retired shop foreman from the old Republic Steel Plant in Cleveland. At 17 Izzy immigrated to the USA from England after his family escaped from Poland when he was 12. A more proud American cannot be imagined. He often said, "I am overwhelmed by the opportunities my county offers me!" All five of his children graduated from college. One got an MS, another got a JD, and the third an MD degree. It took Izzy 13 years of night school to get a college degree. When a young black kid was being laid off at the end of his 90 day evaluation period he confronted Izzy in the huge Republic Steel Plant break room at lunch and tried to intimidate him with all sorts of NAACP / ACLU / Etc threats. "I want this on-the-record in front of everybody." the young man said. "You' firin' me 'cause I'm black!" Without even looking up from his sandwich the foreman said, "No. We hired you because you're black. We're firing you because you're useless."

Posted by: Jared Loughner at June 24, 2012 05:29 PM (e8kgV)

424 "No. We hired you because you're black. We're firing you because you're useless." Rotflmao - I'd have given real money to see the look on that kids face.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 05:38 PM (R5yLq)

425 The Colorado wildfires are really going crazy. Evacuation, a hundred homes in its path.. Thank goodness the environmentalist lobby got it's way and shut down all that evil logging. Those bastards kept thinning out the forests in such a way that wildfires were often prevented and even when they did spring up they generally didn't spread anywhere near as far or as fast as they do today. But thanks to our friendly neighborhood greenies, now wildfires can rage out of control because no one is allowed to clean out the old growth, thin the forest out and remove all the material that makes such wonderful kindling. Yup, just another example of how those that truly care about Gaia end up doing way more harm than good.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 05:44 PM (R5yLq)

426 That rock looks ready to roll, Indy style

Posted by: Cricket at June 24, 2012 05:51 PM (2ArJQ)

427 429...SoS...wow don't get me started...the Greenie stupidity has no end...

Posted by: billygoat at June 24, 2012 05:51 PM (PUuQq)

428
Thank goodness the environmentalist lobby got it's way and shut down all that evil logging. Those bastards kept thinning out the forests in such a way that wildfires were often prevented and even when they did spring up they generally didn't spread anywhere near as far or as fast as they do today.

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There was a forestry guy on Fox and Friends last week that said that firefighters have become so adept at putting out fires that now the underbrush builds up for years, just waiting for a calamity to happen.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 24, 2012 05:58 PM (piMMO)

429 These fires in CO are not going to be put out in the very near future. It is just too damn dry, without snow last winter and currently hot and windy conditions as far as the weather forecast can see. Highway 24 is closed between Colorado Springs and Woodland Park. Fires are breaking out one after another. It is suspected that some have been started by an arsonist.

Posted by: Ronster at June 24, 2012 06:05 PM (mHC3R)

430 ..SoS...wow don't get me started...the Greenie stupidity has no end... Oh no, by all means - get started. Wait, let me grab some more chips and salsa first. ................................ Ok, all set. By all means, rant away... lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 06:18 PM (R5yLq)

431 That rock looks ready to roll, Indy style It would, but it's sitting on that big damn shelf. Curse you Home Depot. Oh yes, a pox on all your housewares!

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 24, 2012 06:20 PM (R5yLq)

432 Janean F@cking Garafalo. There! That should do it.

Posted by: Thread Killer! at June 24, 2012 06:30 PM (MG6Y6)

433 What a great idea 20 miles from the San Andreas fault.

Posted by: Montjoie at June 24, 2012 07:49 PM (sBpR/)

434 It's too bad they couldn't move that rock out of the way and had to build the sidewalk below ground.

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at June 24, 2012 08:25 PM (Rwrs+)

435 From the LAT story: The sober, even solemn finished sculpture at LACMA reminds us that our headlong tendency to divide a world of rich, granular grays into stark black-or-white is its own form of ruin. See? Get it now? No. You probably don't. Heathens...

Posted by: Gary from Jersey at June 25, 2012 06:07 AM (7KnEq)

436 Paid for in total  with private funds? What about the land this thing sits on. One of the creators of this responded to comments that this is not art by saying this is art, I know I'm an expert.

Just oh wow man!

Posted by: owownow at June 25, 2012 02:49 PM (FYN3W)

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