May 03, 2012
— Ace This one's even worse, as it knits together three (or four) different soundbites to present a single -- false -- conversation.
This isn't related, but plonked did this for us.

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Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 03, 2012 03:20 PM (4fTlN)
1It wasn't faked. It was enhanced. Enhance! Enhance!
Like "revenue," then? Progressives don't propose to raise taxes; they're going to "enhance revenue," after they finish "enhancing" racial relations.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 03, 2012 03:22 PM (vH435)
Posted by: mare at May 03, 2012 03:22 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 03, 2012 03:23 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 03, 2012 03:24 PM (ndlFj)
"12 Girls Haul Teenagers Off Subway by Hair, Steal Cell Phone"
http://tinyurl.com/bro75bh
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 03, 2012 03:25 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: ace at May 03, 2012 03:25 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: YIKES! at May 03, 2012 03:25 PM (eXigD)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 03, 2012 03:26 PM (AlYnQ)
It's an acceptable practice. I call it "compositing."
Posted by: Barack Narcissus Obama at May 03, 2012 03:27 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: JDTAY at May 03, 2012 03:27 PM (sFP59)
Posted by: Ronster at May 03, 2012 03:27 PM (mHC3R)
Posted by: Jeff B. at May 03, 2012 03:27 PM (hIWe1)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 03, 2012 03:27 PM (AlYnQ)
It blows the margins but I thought I should run it full-size.
Who cares? We need some variety. Plus, it gives Pixy's computer hamsters something to do.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 03, 2012 03:27 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque hates O-Fucking-Bama at May 03, 2012 03:28 PM (jWmOV)
Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at May 03, 2012 03:28 PM (GK5EN)
Posted by: Slim Pickens at May 03, 2012 03:30 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2012 03:30 PM (Af3Wg)
Posted by: Sam I Am at May 03, 2012 03:30 PM (ShuAW)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 03, 2012 03:31 PM (AlYnQ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at May 03, 2012 03:31 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2012 03:32 PM (7W3wI)
As for the original post, that would be great grist for the defamation suit that GZ should be working on, if he isn't already.
Yeah, verily, the MFM hath fuck-ed up. And they know it. If I was the lawyer in charge of that suit, I wouldn't accept any excuses, except as evidence that they knew they did something wrong and were trying to look all responsible and shit.
No Prisoners!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 03, 2012 03:32 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: eureka! at May 03, 2012 03:33 PM (xCpfo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2012 03:33 PM (Af3Wg)
New SCOAMF Campaign slogan via RNC - "Hype and Blame 2012"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/7hxx2a2 - Goes to RNC site
Posted by: FORGER - Monster Hunter at May 03, 2012 03:34 PM (HYbYx)
After I did, of course.
Posted by: Sandra Fluck at May 03, 2012 03:34 PM (xCpfo)
Awful. Shames me as an American.
Posted by: Pecos, at May 03, 2012 03:34 PM (2Gb0y)
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 03, 2012 03:35 PM (AWmfW)
Posted by: JDTAY at May 03, 2012 03:35 PM (sFP59)
Posted by: Juan Williams, Honest Injun at May 03, 2012 03:35 PM (eHIJJ)
She'll get a nice gig at TNR. They like fabulists .. or whatever the leftist euphemism for "despicable lying scumbag" is these days.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2012 03:35 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 03, 2012 03:36 PM (XvHmy)
Perpetrator described as 30 y/o black male, dressed in hoodie.
Spokane has a black population of about... 3%. Look, a squirrel!
Posted by: Derak at May 03, 2012 03:36 PM (SjDsf)
Posted by: FORGER - Monster Hunter at May 03, 2012 03:36 PM (HYbYx)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque hates having to re-enter his info just because he's on his phone at May 03, 2012 03:37 PM (jWmOV)
Posted by: George Obama, Living in a Cardboard Box at May 03, 2012 03:38 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2012 03:38 PM (Af3Wg)
Posted by: CoolCzech at May 03, 2012 03:39 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 03, 2012 03:39 PM (SY2Kh)
Yeah,if he lives to collect it.
If he has the right team, he'll be able to buy his own country after this is over. I'm thinking a settlement starting in the low Billions and working up from there. This could (fingers crossed) bankrupt NBC. I'd go after them with everything I could think of. I'd dig up arcane laws from the Revolutionary Period.
I'd go all Spider Monkey on their asses.
How much is your life worth?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 03, 2012 03:39 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: CoolCzech at May 03, 2012 03:40 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: The Jackhole at May 03, 2012 03:40 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2012 03:41 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Fritz at May 03, 2012 03:41 PM (/9E6Z)
Posted by: CAC at May 03, 2012 03:42 PM (/Is9H)
Posted by: Cicero at May 03, 2012 03:42 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Cicero at May 03, 2012 03:43 PM (QKKT0)
Wait, where can I get bresat friends? Them Indians wouldn't seek me out at all, so I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: Sacagawarren at May 03, 2012 03:43 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2012 03:44 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: CAC at May 03, 2012 03:44 PM (/Is9H)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 03, 2012 03:44 PM (4fTlN)
Awful. Shames me as an American.
I can't really get worked up about that one. What were they supposed to do- have SEAL Team Six perform an armed raid to rescue his family? It would be different if he and his family made it to the embassy, but it was just him.
Either he stays in the embassy / requests amnesty, in which case the Chicoms torture / imprison / kill his family, or he leaves knowing that he's at least managed to draw international attention to himself and his cause.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 03, 2012 03:44 PM (SY2Kh)
Chris Matthews, a bottle of gin, and a bingo card on the restroom floor.
Posted by: Fritz Carnak at May 03, 2012 03:45 PM (/9E6Z)
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2012 03:45 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Joanne at May 03, 2012 03:45 PM (GCsZz)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at May 03, 2012 03:46 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2012 03:46 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: The Polisher at May 03, 2012 03:47 PM (8esUD)
only the ones that are caught.
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2012 03:48 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2012 03:49 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: CAC at May 03, 2012 03:49 PM (/Is9H)
2450 x 1340 sounds tempting.
Posted by: CAC at May 03, 2012 07:44 PM (/Is9H)
Do it for the iPhones!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2012 03:49 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: The Polisher at May 03, 2012 07:47 PM (8esUD)
And she back stabs a latino for obama. all hail hussein.
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 03, 2012 03:50 PM (AWmfW)
Posted by: John Edwards at May 03, 2012 03:50 PM (AlYnQ)
Posted by: Cicero at May 03, 2012 03:51 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 03, 2012 03:51 PM (Z9EHQ)
Any lawyers ?? Does this kind of thing rise to the level of slander/ libel ?
Warning: Do. Not. Get. Me. Started.
This is a textbook case. They'll be teaching this in law schools for centuries, if it's handled correctly. Careful documentation along the timeline, combined with each and every misreporting of the facts is the key. Show a concerted effort to deceive (which should be ridiculously easy, as evidenced by the firings), and show the continuing of the deception. Hell, I'd even go after local news organizations like the Orlando Slantinel. They kept running the pic of Trayvon as a 12-yr-old for weeks.
If you can't tell, this is one of the very few times I wish I was a lawyer.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 03, 2012 03:51 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: The Polisher at May 03, 2012 07:47 PM (8esUD)
Just wait, she'll argue that it was just a small mistranslation as she was working in her native Spanish.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2012 03:51 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: west town at May 03, 2012 03:51 PM (V8Hba)
Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2012 03:52 PM (cB+Hn)
I've seen some of your photos. If you need help getting back up, just head over to your studio.
Posted by: Typical disgusting Moron at May 03, 2012 03:52 PM (nEUpB)
imagine on phone.
carpal tunnel, Im gonna sue.
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2012 03:52 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque is resigned to too much typing until his son's gymnastics class is over at May 03, 2012 03:52 PM (jWmOV)
Decimation. Like the Romans. One of every ten on-air liars gets it. The rest are still free to make shit up. It's for the kids.
Posted by: The EPA at May 03, 2012 03:53 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 03, 2012 03:54 PM (AlYnQ)
Posted by: Crazy Bald Guy at May 03, 2012 03:54 PM (tCOxP)
Posted by: Uncool Czech at May 03, 2012 03:54 PM (ShuAW)
Posted by: west town at May 03, 2012 03:55 PM (V8Hba)
Posted by: holygoat at May 03, 2012 03:55 PM (XnwWl)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 03, 2012 03:56 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: CAC at May 03, 2012 07:49 PM (/Is9H)
It's been time enough - this shit's really hurting my eyes for some wierd reason. But it was considerate of you. And it's extremely funny. Drudge should front-page it.
Posted by: Joanne at May 03, 2012 03:56 PM (GCsZz)
Sure, but the Chinese were holding his family, and it's unlikely they'd have released them to the US by asking nicely. I'm not sure what the Chinese dissident expected the embassy to do for him and his family.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 03, 2012 03:57 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 03, 2012 03:57 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 03, 2012 07:57 PM (SY2Kh)
He thought they were right behind him the whole time.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2012 03:58 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 03, 2012 07:56 PM (Z9EHQ)
Yes, especially on inclines.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 03, 2012 03:59 PM (AlYnQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 03, 2012 03:59 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 03, 2012 04:00 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2012 04:01 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 03, 2012 04:04 PM (Z9EHQ)
Yeah, well don't get the big head, willow. We have a reputation to uphold here and it doesn't include pants.
OK, it's time for dinner. I'm off. And I'm leaving, too. Gotta get rested up for a gig tomorrow night at the local BB King's club with a dear friend of mine whom I've known since he was in high school, and a monster guitar player.
Ciao. And try not to trash the place, 'k?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 03, 2012 04:07 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 03, 2012 04:16 PM (4fTlN)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at May 03, 2012 04:18 PM (R5yLq)
...ha ha ha, it was pretty funny, wasn't it?
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Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 03, 2012 03:19 PM (4fTlN)