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Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 05, 2012 08:42 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at July 05, 2012 08:42 AM (SCcgT)
Posted by: Cicero at July 05, 2012 08:44 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Pastorius at July 05, 2012 08:44 AM (r2evj)
Posted by: Vegan Meatball at July 05, 2012 08:45 AM (mxnUd)
Posted by: soothsayer at July 05, 2012 08:45 AM (9Q7Nu)
Posted by: Anachronda at July 05, 2012 08:47 AM (c16IJ)
Posted by: Stuff Franklin Would Have Said on the New Comments Thingy at July 05, 2012 08:48 AM (LyJJ+)
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I could be smart and say "Mr. Spock," since he did appear in one two-part episode.* But it would have to be Mr. Data.
(* In another episode Picard says he attended the wedding of "Sarek's son." I wonder if that was supposed to be Spock? Of course, ol' Sarek, with his penchant for younger human females, could very well have had more than one kid.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 05, 2012 08:49 AM (exvgC)
Those who would sacrifice content for comments will lose both and deserve neither.
Hand me that serving wench.
Posted by: Other things franklin would have said at July 05, 2012 08:50 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: The Peasants at July 05, 2012 08:50 AM (fRlaj)
Microsoft screws its erstwhile mobile phone partner Nokia by making its Lumia 650 and 900 flagship products instantly obsolete. Apparently, Nokia found out in the press, not from Microsoft. http://tinyurl.com/6vbojx3
Microsoft screws its computer "partners" by announcing its surface tablet which will compete with theirs. http://tinyurl.com/dy224ss
Posted by: Cicero at July 05, 2012 08:50 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: soothsayer at July 05, 2012 12:45 PM (9Q7Nu)
I wouldn't bet your left nut.Posted by: Methos at July 05, 2012 08:51 AM (6LvlL)
Posted by: Vegan Meatball at July 05, 2012 08:52 AM (mxnUd)
Posted by: J Biden VP & very smart individual at July 05, 2012 08:52 AM (4eNxd)
Apparently, Nokia found out in the press, not from Microsoft.
I find that more than a little amusing.
Posted by: Other things franklin would have said at July 05, 2012 08:52 AM (B+qrE)
Microsoft screws its computer "partners" by announcing its surface tablet which will compete with theirs. http://tinyurl.com/dy224ss
Posted by: Cicero at July 05, 2012 12:50 PM (QKKT0)
Steve Ballmer is an asshole. In other news, great, fiery ball rises in east.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 05, 2012 08:53 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Vegan Meatball at July 05, 2012 08:53 AM (mxnUd)
I was looking over the list on Wikipedia (yeah, yeah, I know but I feel lazy today) wondering what the possibilities might be. I'm pretty sure it's going to be a governor as "someone ready to serve as president" seems to indicate that more than a congressman or Senator.
Linda Lingle - Served in Hawaii from 2002-2010. Not sure if she's RINO material or not but it would also be hilarious to grab someone from Obama's other home state. Of course, it's not like Hawaii means much in electrorial politics. She is Jewish and supported Palin as VP. Vetoed civil unions. Currently running for senate so he might not take her away from that but she is experienced from what I have read so far.
Susana Martinez - Keeps coming up and what little I have found out about her she seems pretty solid on what record she has. Still green but not heard to be more experienced than DogEaterSupreme.
Nikki Haley - Given her support of Romney I think she would be more likely than Martinez and they have been serving for the same amount of time. She's had plenty of national exposure in a little time.
Posted by: ArcadeHero at July 05, 2012 08:54 AM (zt7SE)
http://tinyurl.com/7cuak5a
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2012 08:54 AM (9tnUZ)
Posted by: Anachronda at July 05, 2012 12:47 PM (c16IJ)
I saw one while in New Hampshire last months that said 'Oops'.....the first O was the Obama logo.
Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2012 08:54 AM (X6akg)
I'm done banking on Roberts. He's got a long way to go to redemption, to show the next time the pressure ratchets up, he doesn't fold up like self folding origami.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 05, 2012 08:55 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Things Abraham Lincoln Would Have Said If He Lived Today at July 05, 2012 08:56 AM (VJUQK)
Posted by: Emperor Barkymus at July 05, 2012 08:56 AM (PEwU1)
Posted by: Jimmy the Greek at July 05, 2012 08:57 AM (AqaMO)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 05, 2012 08:57 AM (9TTOe)
18 While I was driving through Vegas yesterday, I saw a "You Lie!" sticker on the back of a car, with the O being an Obama logo.
Very cool.
I hope we see a lot more of those.
Posted by: wheatie at July 05, 2012 08:58 AM (MbB0O)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2012 08:58 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: WalrusRex at July 05, 2012 08:58 AM (Hx5uv)
snip "Nevermind*that 65% of the state forgave him the 1st 4 or 5 times he failed a drug test, acted like a petulant little ***** about school or classwork, came out of every game that an opponent busted him in his little ***** assed mouth, and generally acted like a little dreadlocked flower with all of the toughness of a three legged kitten, possessing the smarts of a window licking retard with water on the brain." snip
The rest.http://tinyurl.com/ce58zra
Posted by: lowandslow at July 05, 2012 08:59 AM (GZitp)
Posted by: Dobie Gilles at July 05, 2012 08:59 AM (05RcU)
35 -
I'll be shocked if the Veep candidate is NOT Rubio.
I'm not saying that's who I would pick, just who I expect.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2012 08:59 AM (TOk1P)
From the previous thread, is there an athletic gene? How 'bout a smart gene?
Well, there is pretty clearly a stupidity gene. I refer you to any gathering of two or mor Hollywood geniuses.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 05, 2012 08:59 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Things Patrick Henry would post if he wasn't dead at July 05, 2012 09:00 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 05, 2012 12:57 PM (B+qrE)
And thus Iraq becomes an issue again. No thanks.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 05, 2012 09:00 AM (RD7QR)
It's not atypical for a candidate whose party is unpopular in his state to downplay or ignore his party affiliation.
Kind of rare for a president. So I say that Obama is running against Obama.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 05, 2012 09:01 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: soothsayer at July 05, 2012 09:01 AM (9Q7Nu)
Entertain me people!!! Dance!!!! Juggle!! Sing!! no don't sing...Juggle!!
Posted by: dananjcon at July 05, 2012 09:01 AM (eavT+)
And thus Iraq becomes an issue again. No thanks.
That's why it won't be her.
I still have McDonnell at #1 until proven otherwise.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 05, 2012 09:01 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: J Biden VP & very smart individual at July 05, 2012 09:02 AM (4eNxd)
Posted by: Paladin at July 05, 2012 09:02 AM (DPvCq)
Actually, that's clever. But too clever. It's no wonder she's nonverbal.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 05, 2012 09:02 AM (T0NGe)
Six months since the Obama pull out, the government is splintering into tribes and settling scores. Turkey is bombing the Kurds in the north because of the PKK. So let the Democrats bring it on.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2012 09:02 AM (9tnUZ)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 05, 2012 09:03 AM (9TTOe)
If you consider yourself Microsoft's "partner" you need to admit to yourself and realize everyone else already knows, so there isn't any closet to come out of.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 05, 2012 09:03 AM (0q2P7)
48 -
I know a gal whose daughter's name has an apostrophe in it (although it's not pronounced, of course). She explained the reason to me once, but I'll be darned if I can remember what it was. One of those cultural differences, and I don't think much of it, except that I suspect part of the motivation is to keep those of us who don't share the heritage (and skin color) from understanding.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2012 09:03 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: soothsayer at July 05, 2012 01:01 PM (9Q7Nu)
Or even worse Di @ ria
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2012 09:03 AM (9tnUZ)
Posted by: Mr Pink at July 05, 2012 09:03 AM (QVeOo)
Fearless Leader always make same mistake.
Posted by: Na-a at July 05, 2012 09:04 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: soothsayer at July 05, 2012 09:04 AM (9Q7Nu)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 05, 2012 09:05 AM (+/C3g)
Link at the nick
Posted by: Emperor Barkymus at July 05, 2012 12:56 PM (PEwU1)
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Eggzelent!
Posted by: dananjcon at July 05, 2012 09:05 AM (eavT+)
No he's warning his party that they are all expendable in his pursuit of personal glory.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 05, 2012 09:05 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 05, 2012 09:06 AM (9TTOe)
A funny thing happened on the way to Fast and Furious, Eric did Hold her under Executive Privs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2012 09:06 AM (9tnUZ)
I have one of those folks in my office. I guess she thinks the apostrophe lends an air of dignity to what it otherwise a normal name. Somehow it hasn't changed the fact that she's a semi-literate half-wit with a 4 ton chip on her shoulder.
I have as much use for that as I have for capitalization of random letters in someone's name
Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2012 09:07 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 05, 2012 01:05 PM (+/C3g)
Awesome! And now we know the subject of ace's next post.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 05, 2012 09:07 AM (RD7QR)
Apparently he has a number with the 042 series, which was issued only by Connecticut, ostensibly when he (Obama) was a 15 year old in Hawaii.
Posted by: navybrat at July 05, 2012 09:07 AM (OiCLl)
He can have it both ways with his own personal media arm. Hell he can run on four different platforms simultaneously if he wants.
Posted by: eleven at July 05, 2012 09:07 AM (KXm42)
I still have McDonnell at #1 until proven otherwise.
Mary McDonnell? From Donnie Darko?
I say Chris Christie gets a sex change and runs as Christina Christie.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 05, 2012 09:07 AM (Ec6wH)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at July 05, 2012 09:08 AM (/ugld)
It's to generate an audible pause between two vowels so that you don't try and pronounce them together. Something generally avoided in Latin and Germanic vocabularies.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 05, 2012 09:08 AM (0q2P7)
Out on the road today I saw a "You Lie" sticker on a Chevy Volt.........
A little voice inside my head said:
Don't you vote, Don't you vote for that dolt.
Posted by: VinylMan at July 05, 2012 09:08 AM (z6cQe)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 05, 2012 01:07 PM (Ec6wH)
He's sure to get Meghan McCain's vote!
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 05, 2012 09:09 AM (RD7QR)
That was pretty raw of the DNC, they basically told Congressional Dems to do a New York City - "Drop dead." And no wonder so many are not showing for Charlotte, Barry has the anti-Midas touch plus they are lacking the money for airfare and bribes to TSA to avoid a pat-down.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2012 09:09 AM (9tnUZ)
FIFY
Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2012 09:10 AM (sbV1u)
83 -
I know plenty of those types too, but in the case of the woman I know, we tried dating. We're still "friends," and I think the main reason we never got serious is because of MY skin color.
Oh well.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2012 09:10 AM (TOk1P)
You're short a couple of apostrophes and a dash.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2012 09:11 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2012 09:11 AM (zF6Iw)
Kind of rare for a president. So I say that Obama is running against Obama.
Told you that a sitting President was going to run as a Washington outsider.
Posted by: alexthechick at July 05, 2012 09:11 AM (VtjlW)
Nonsense. It was widely known a year ago that WP8 was highly unlikely to run on existing models. Nokia had to be aware of this as it had already announced a strategy for the two code bases, with 7.x pushing downward to bring smartphone feature to markets still economically limited to feature phones, while WP8 would be competitive at the high end.
If you put WP8 on the Lumia 900 it would be almost indistinguishable from running 7.8 because most of the major new stuff WP8 brings requires hardware no existing WP device has.
Posted by: epobirs at July 05, 2012 09:11 AM (kcfmt)
Maybe Perry
Neither Perry or Haley bring anything...Texas and South Carolina are the safest of safe. McDonnell would flip Virginia.
As for sexy--screw that, dull and competent are jsut fine.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 05, 2012 09:12 AM (B+qrE)
Dammit, I found out Mary McDonnell's a lib. I always kind of liked her.
Then it'll be Kristi Noem!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 05, 2012 09:12 AM (Ec6wH)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2012 01:03 PM (TOk1P)
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This. Frankly, when parents are so abusive as to give their kid a bullshit name like this, there should be some dude at the hospital who's job is to call bullshit and randomly assign a real person's name from an approved list - a list consisting of James and John for boys, Jennifer and Jessica for girls. Done deal.
Instead you end up with the two poor kids in my town's school system named Orangello and Lemonjello. Yeah - that's right - orange jello and lemon jello. That is bullshit. How are those kids supposed to get jobs???
Posted by: Reactionary at July 05, 2012 09:12 AM (xUM1Q)
( now we'll see who the old farts on this blog are)
I know who you are, Dobie, but you are before my time.
Posted by: fluffy at July 05, 2012 09:13 AM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2012 09:13 AM (9tnUZ)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 05, 2012 09:13 AM (9TTOe)
My little sister's 1st day of kindergarden was cut short by a girl in her class who knocked out her 2 front teeth. My sister had never seen a black person b4, and the girl didn't appreciate being stared at.
Posted by: Vegan Meatball at July 05, 2012 09:14 AM (mxnUd)
Don't let anyone say AoSHQ bloggers are not creative!
Lazy? Welllll.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at July 05, 2012 09:14 AM (Cydud)
Through the glory of the US known as name changes. If my parents had done that to me, I'd change my last name too.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 05, 2012 09:14 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain at July 05, 2012 09:14 AM (bj+Nc)
Instead you end up with the two poor kids in my town's school system named Orangello and Lemonjello. Yeah - that's right- orange jello and lemon jello. That is bullshit. How are those kids supposed to get jobs???
It is difficult for fictional characters to obtain actual employment, irrespective of their names.
Posted by: imp at July 05, 2012 09:15 AM (UaxA0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2012 01:13 PM (9tnUZ)
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LOL! Well, maybe. There's a little boy running around my town named Courvoisier. No doubt that was a key to his conception. So, your theory makes sense.
Posted by: Reactionary at July 05, 2012 09:16 AM (xUM1Q)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 05, 2012 09:17 AM (9TTOe)
@64 "Six months since the Obama pull out, the government is splintering into tribes and settling scores."
Funny how little attention that's getting in the press. Weird, huh?
Posted by: Jaws at July 05, 2012 09:17 AM (4I3Uo)
In the 80's USC had a running back named Estrus McGee.
Posted by: eleven at July 05, 2012 09:17 AM (KXm42)
To be fair, Barbara Billingsley named her son "Beaver." And he's doing fine.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 05, 2012 09:18 AM (Ec6wH)
Posted by: WalrusRex at July 05, 2012 09:18 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2012 09:18 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: eleven at July 05, 2012 01:17 PM (KXm42)
His brother Menopause probably played for Virginia Tech.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 05, 2012 09:18 AM (RD7QR)
This. Frankly, when parents are so abusive as to give their kid a bullshit name like this, there should be some dude at the hospital who's job is to call bullshit and randomly assign a real person's name from an approved list -a listconsisting of James and John for boys, Jenniferand Jessica for girls. Done deal.
The late lamented BFF firmly believed in the Department of Old Large Ethnic Woman of Your Choice who would be required to approve your child's name. Want to name your child lemonjello? No. Espen (aka ESPN)? No. Jennifer but spelled Gynifr with a heart over the i? No. It would work perfectly.
Posted by: alexthechick at July 05, 2012 09:19 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 05, 2012 09:19 AM (Ec6wH)
Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 05, 2012 09:19 AM (BLkVD)
At least Paris is a real name. e.g. Prince Paris of Troy, who stole Helen away from the King of Sparta. A little old, but still a name. Cassandra is another greek oldie that gets mileage from time to time.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 05, 2012 09:19 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: imp at July 05, 2012 01:15 PM (UaxA0)
Well, take comfort in that belief if you wish. I got that straight from the financial Controller for the school system, so I don't have that luxury. Over time I've learned to never underestimate the ability of the underclass to indulge in the absurd and the self-destructive.
Posted by: Reactionary at July 05, 2012 09:20 AM (xUM1Q)
Posted by: cajun carrot at July 05, 2012 09:20 AM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Chicago Voter at July 05, 2012 09:20 AM (qZb8X)
Posted by: Jaws at July 05, 2012 01:17 PM (4I3Uo)
Can't rain on Barry's very own 'Mission Accomplished' now can they?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2012 09:21 AM (9tnUZ)
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Ah. I'd have gone for a click.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 05, 2012 09:21 AM (c16IJ)
Anyone see that Frank Luntz special on Fox last night?
I don't particularly like Luntz....but I caught the replay of it....well, the first part of it.
Allan West was the first guy to speak.
The audience loved him.
This was an audience, that when asked....was about 75% former Barky voters.
After West finished speaking, Luntz asked...."Would you vote for this guy? Show of hands."
And all but one or two people raised their hands.
I still think that Allan West would be a great pick for the VP slot.
I didn't know that West has two Masters degrees in poly sci....something that was mentioned last night.
Posted by: wheatie at July 05, 2012 09:22 AM (MbB0O)
Posted by: toby928© at July 05, 2012 09:22 AM (QupBk)
Sometimes it accidentally works though.
I think London Fletcher is a cool name.
Posted by: eleven at July 05, 2012 09:22 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 05, 2012 09:22 AM (9TTOe)
They'll adopt Spanish pronunciation. Do it in Antonio Banderas' voice and the names sound pretty cool.
Posted by: epobirs at July 05, 2012 09:23 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 05, 2012 09:23 AM (Ho2rs)
"betting on America" doesn't specify pro or con.
Besides, gambling?
Obie should stay in Vegas with Reid.
Posted by: maverick muse at July 05, 2012 09:23 AM (BAnPT)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 05, 2012 09:23 AM (9TTOe)
FIFY
Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2012 01:10 PM (sbV1u)
***
*****
Exactly!
Posted by: dananjcon at July 05, 2012 09:24 AM (eavT+)
Every time I see screwed up name like "Gynifr" - and this has NOTHING to do with race since too many nitwits of any race do it - I always say to my wife, "Kid doesn't have a chance."
...and the statistics say I am right.
I once caught a Braves-Nationals game in DC and Andruw Jones comes up to bat. The next thing I hear is, "Hey Jones! Your mother can't spell!"
Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2012 09:24 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: RioBravo at July 05, 2012 09:24 AM (eEfYn)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 05, 2012 09:25 AM (9TTOe)
"Â…The president [of France, Hollande,] has always been clear that the 75 per cent tax rate, which he says will affect only 3,000 households, is much more important as a symbol to deter excessive executive pay than as a revenue-raising measure."
He3 and Obama are blood brothers.
Posted by: WalrusRex at July 05, 2012 09:25 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: alexthechick at July 05, 2012 01:19 PM (VtjlW)
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Indeed - a good concept. It's sad that we've come to this pass. I think it's part of a greater cultural problem - many people see kids as just one more lifestyle accessory, rather than as people. This kind of thoughtless buffoonery is why we can be sure the tyranny is coming. Too many people in this country are just too damn stupid. They need to be told what to do, and they WANT to be told what to do.
Posted by: Reactionary at July 05, 2012 09:25 AM (xUM1Q)
Posted by: Paladin at July 05, 2012 09:25 AM (DPvCq)
My fater had a patient who's name which they pronounced Or rang ga dee. Yes her name came from a billboard for Orangeade.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 05, 2012 09:26 AM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2012 01:24 PM (sbV1u)
back in the day, a Minnesota Twins fan was waving a sign for Kent Hrbek to "buy a vowel"
Posted by: model_1066 at July 05, 2012 09:26 AM (YbQJm)
Posted by: cajun carrot at July 05, 2012 09:26 AM (UZQM8)
It is. Sometimes it works. Margaux Hemingway was named after a bottle of wine, which her parents consumed the night she was conceived.
Damn she was hot!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2012 09:26 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: epobirs at July 05, 2012 09:26 AM (kcfmt)
Funny thing is, so many folks using a dash for the same purpose. When actually a dash is used to get you to smash-together-stuff-you-would-normally-separate. These folks simply do not understand how the Roman alphabet works. No there is no symbol for "click" or "pop" in the Roman alphabet, if you want the sound, spell out the onomatopoeia, that's what they are for.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 05, 2012 09:26 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Sophistahick at July 05, 2012 09:27 AM (AqaMO)
Posted by: Socratease at July 05, 2012 09:28 AM (vaIln)
From NRO.
Posted by: WalrusRex at July 05, 2012 09:28 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: toby928© at July 05, 2012 09:28 AM (QupBk)
Been clearing and re-arranging stuff in the garage also. In this heat though I want to yell "I'm melting!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2012 09:29 AM (9tnUZ)
What was Opie's real first name?
Posted by: soothsayer at July 05, 2012 01:21 PM (9Q7Nu)
D'SaTinCho. Hence the nickname.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 05, 2012 09:29 AM (RD7QR)
I'm betting this female VP talk is just a head fake. Hopefully we won't have to wait much longer to find out though
Posted by: ArcadeHero at July 05, 2012 09:29 AM (zt7SE)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 05, 2012 09:29 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Racefan at July 05, 2012 09:30 AM (THDHb)
Bitch jus' wouldn't listen!
Posted by: Toby's Co-Worker at July 05, 2012 09:30 AM (sbV1u)
141 well the garage is clean...no sign of the snake........
Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 05, 2012 01:23 PM (Ho2rs)
Phoenixgirl,
Snakes don't like salt.
It burns their skin.
A line of salt....a thick line....will keep them out.
Posted by: wheatie at July 05, 2012 09:30 AM (MbB0O)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2012 09:31 AM (9tnUZ)
Aggressive flosser?
Posted by: Garage Snake at July 05, 2012 09:32 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: Infidel at July 05, 2012 09:33 AM (O/fK8)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 05, 2012 01:32 PM (OWjjx)
M-A-R-K
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2012 09:34 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 05, 2012 09:34 AM (Ho2rs)
If indeed that is his name.
Posted by: Garage Snake at July 05, 2012 09:35 AM (KXm42)
"Out on the road today I saw a "You Lie" sticker on a Chevy Volt.........
A little voice inside my head said:
Don't you vote, Don't you vote for that dolt."
I stand (well, sit) in awe.
WOW, that might be the funniest krep on the innarwebs this year. Bravissimo, maestro.
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at July 05, 2012 09:35 AM (ksERZ)
Posted by: toby928© at July 05, 2012 09:35 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: cajun carrot at July 05, 2012 09:36 AM (UZQM8)
And this is what She-Who-Shall-Remain-Nameless tells herself every night.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2012 09:38 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 05, 2012 09:40 AM (05RcU)
Posted by: Sophistahick at July 05, 2012 09:42 AM (AqaMO)
Posted by: JPS at July 05, 2012 09:42 AM (xDXib)
Alleged phone interview did not happen this morning. They never called at scheduled time. So frak them.
Just ordered another battery for netbook that lasts 7 hours and now to get back to writing.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2012 09:45 AM (9tnUZ)
A line of salt? Wow, it works on vampires and snakes, will it work on Democrats?
It works on slugs, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2012 09:51 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: David, Concerned Conservative Expressing Concerning Concerns About Concern Trolls[/i] at July 05, 2012 10:16 AM (pcnpf)
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Posted by: OregonMuse at July 05, 2012 08:40 AM (xm1A1)