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January 02, 2012

Three Way
— Dave in Texas

Tie for the lead, in pickem.

I don't like three ways myself. I prefer to disappoint women one at a time.

Winners

CountryBlumkins: 143
MuleTrain2016: 143
Aristomenes from da 54301: 143
scott: 142
Honeybadger: 139
Saintsforever: 138
Moochelle's Large Butt: 138

Windowlickers and Kyles

rd brewer: 134
DrewM: 131
Gabe Malor: 130
Russ fromWinterset: 128
Ben: 122
Andy: 118
DiT: 117

I was sooo close Andrew. So close.

Many thanks again to CDR M and Ben for keeping up with the numbers. Thanks fellers.

Shut up I like her.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 10:24 AM | Comments (72)
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1 Much better pic of her.

I surprisingly will not come in last in pick em. So Mayan drums must have started beating.

Oh and Nebraska Sucks, assuming this is the football thread.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2012 10:28 AM (JYheX)

2 We like her too now that we've seen a picture of her that isn't demonstrably godawful.

Posted by: Truman North at January 02, 2012 10:29 AM (I2LwF)

3 she makes me feel funny in the swimsuit area.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 02, 2012 10:29 AM (PjVdx)

4 3 she makes me feel funny in the swimsuit area.
______

Funny weird or funny ha-ha?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 02, 2012 10:31 AM (6fER6)

5 Unless and until the blog posts a College Football thread, here are the bowl scores at this time today;

Houston 24
Penn St    7
3rd quarter

Florida       24
Ohio State 10
halftime

South Carolina 16
Nebraska          13
halftime

Georgia        16
Michigan St 0
halftime

Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2012 10:33 AM (Y+DPZ)

6 The TB chick who could crush walnuts with her thighs again? Bring back the FSU non-cheerleader with the great rack and a dick pic from Brett Favre.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 02, 2012 10:33 AM (uIz80)

7 Recycling already?...and it's only 01.01.12. Shiftless and lazy...

Posted by: billygoat at January 02, 2012 10:34 AM (60EzG)

8 shut up I like her a lot.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 02, 2012 10:35 AM (PjVdx)

9 Florida 24
Ohio State 10

lol'z

Yes. Let them lose and cry over it for the next two years when they don't play.

Posted by: laceyunderalls hates THE OSU - but I repeat myself at January 02, 2012 10:35 AM (pLTLS)

10 much better pic of the bucs lass

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2012 10:35 AM (aUvAm)

11 What can I say...I could barely show up for work today...Romo broke my heart last night...

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 02, 2012 10:37 AM (60EzG)

12 Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 02, 2012 02:37 PM (60EzG)

You get to close to that cheerleader she'll flex her but cheeks and rip your dick off.

Posted by: Shannow at January 02, 2012 10:38 AM (+8Ymy)

13 Best way to keep up with scores

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2012 10:39 AM (YdQQY)

14 The TB chick who could crush walnuts with her thighs again?

Manly, yes...but I like her, too!

Posted by: That Irish Spring Guy at January 02, 2012 10:39 AM (60EzG)

15 Gators cheerleader with a Scarlett Johansson face

Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2012 10:40 AM (Y+DPZ)

16 I would consider a three-way if it included me, that TB babe and the one behind her.

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2012 10:41 AM (YdQQY)

17 My sensitive ears detect this cheerleader's hips to be slightly out of tune.

Posted by: Fritz at January 02, 2012 10:41 AM (FabC8)

18 123-123. I am the 50%.

Posted by: toby928© at January 02, 2012 10:41 AM (GTbGH)

19 8 shut up I like her a lot.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 02, 2012 02:35 PM (PjVdx)

well we can damn sure tell that............. is this three days in a row?

Posted by: Racefan at January 02, 2012 10:42 AM (fGT7f)

20 GA beating the crap out of Michigan State.

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2012 10:42 AM (YdQQY)

21 She used to be a dude, right?

Posted by: toby928© at January 02, 2012 10:42 AM (GTbGH)

22 DIT, we're a little concerned about your attraction to one particular Bucs cheerleader.

While we're interviewing you, please ask the person named "Ace" to accompany you, we're also a little concerned about his affinity for Marco Rubio

Posted by: Florida Anti-Stalking Task Squad at January 02, 2012 10:44 AM (Y+DPZ)

23 Scarlett was poked by Sean Penn. She's tainted.

Posted by: mike at January 02, 2012 10:44 AM (iTfHR)

24 24 Nothing that a good scrubbin' won't cure. With vinegar.

Posted by: Fritz at January 02, 2012 10:45 AM (FabC8)

Scarlett was poked by Sean Penn. She's tainted.

Yeah, but he barely got to the ghost of her hymen. The taint can't be very deep.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2012 10:46 AM (aUvAm)

26 Cleavage!

Posted by: ErikW at January 02, 2012 10:46 AM (nHz1H)

27 Girl in back needs some face time.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 02, 2012 10:48 AM (hC5jI)

28 Florida 24
Ohio State 10

lol'z

Yes. Let them lose and cry over it for the next two years when they don't play.

Posted by: laceyunderalls hates THE OSU - but I repeat myself at January 02, 2012 02:35 PM (pLTLS)

Um, the correct score is 14-10 Florida.

Posted by: ErikW at January 02, 2012 10:49 AM (nHz1H)

29 Whew! I was worried about that after my miserable performance over the last couple of weeks. I'd never hear the end of it if I came in lower than Dave.

Posted by: Andy at January 02, 2012 10:50 AM (XG+Mn)

30 Is LSU playing today???

Posted by: San Antonio Rose at January 02, 2012 10:52 AM (nOFwj)

31 With vinegar.

Posted by: Fritz at January 02, 2012 02:45 PM (FabC

In a spray bottle.

Posted by: Paulbot at January 02, 2012 10:53 AM (aH9pZ)

32 No, are they playing Jan 9th??

Posted by: San Antonio Rose at January 02, 2012 10:53 AM (nOFwj)

33 24 Scarlett was poked by Sean Penn. She's tainted. Posted by: mike at January 02, 2012 02:44 PM

She also did robocalls for the SCOAMF in SoCal back in 2008. She's tainted in the head too

Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2012 10:54 AM (Y+DPZ)

34 Where's the Winter Classic Thread at?

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2012 10:54 AM (aUvAm)

35 She's cute but she'll need hip replacement when she's fifty.

Posted by: San Antonio Rose at January 02, 2012 10:55 AM (nOFwj)

36 31 Is LSU playing today??? Posted by: San Antonio Rose at January 02, 2012 02:52 PM

If War Between the Undead States was here, you'd be getting chewed out.

They play the BCS Championship game next Monday

Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2012 10:57 AM (Y+DPZ)

Shut up I like her.

Me too!

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at January 02, 2012 10:57 AM (aH9pZ)

38 Moochelle's Large Butt is crushing our pickem group.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2012 10:57 AM (JYheX)

39 Shut up I like her. Posted by: Dave In Texas at 02:24 PM She'd look even better in the throw-back uniforms.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 02, 2012 10:58 AM (vUK/h)

40 'I need a hole, I don't need no hips...'

Posted by: GWAR - Rock and Roll Never Felt So Good at January 02, 2012 10:59 AM (aUvAm)

41 i bet she has some very good hip movement at this time in her life.

Posted by: Racefan at January 02, 2012 10:59 AM (fGT7f)

42 They play lose the BCS Championship game next Monday

FTFY.

Posted by: toby928© at January 02, 2012 11:00 AM (GTbGH)

43 43 They play lose the BCS Championship game next Monday

FTFY.
Posted by: toby928Â© at January 02, 2012 03:00 PM

Uh-oh ...

Posted by: WBTUS opens the Gates of Hell at January 02, 2012 11:07 AM (Y+DPZ)

44 Finished up with 129 in AOSHQ group 6, to get me 9th place.
congratulation to Moochelle's Large Butt for winning our group.

Posted by: Paladin at January 02, 2012 11:11 AM (ZplKW)

45 and Brian Schottenheimer, wherever you are out there ...

FUCK YOU TOO !!!

Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade at January 02, 2012 11:14 AM (Y+DPZ)

46 Besides giving the SCOAMF unlimited time for golf by this time next year, I solemnly hope for;

Some team dumb enough to hire Brian Schottenheimer for a head coach, insuring that he's no longer running the Jets offense

MLB to force the Wilpons to sell their share of the Mets

Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2012 03:19 PM

Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2012 11:20 AM (Y+DPZ)

They play lose the BCS Championship game next Monday

Yup, that ain't gonna happen twice in the same season, Bear Bryant's Ghost will make sure of that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 02, 2012 11:26 AM (d0Tfm)

48 http://thewhitedsepulchre.blogspot.com/ 2012/01/new-york-giants-31 -dallas-cowboys-14.html
http://tinyurl.com/6rgmbbr

God Hates Jerry Jones at the Whited Sepulchre.

Jerry Jones, who was supposedly still making all of the personnel decisions....

Speaking as a Cowboys fan, it's pretty good.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 02, 2012 11:27 AM (H7CX+)

49 Damn, Michigan State has come back big time and the Dawgs are folding like a cheap suit.

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2012 11:45 AM (YdQQY)

50 At least the Gamecocks probably have this one in the bag, probably.

Posted by: toby928© at January 02, 2012 12:01 PM (GTbGH)

51 As an NFL owner (no, really) - and more importantly, as an AOSHQ Pickem Winner - I would like to thank all the little people I stepped on to get to my position of power and influence ... and to give a shout-out to the 54301: Ya der hey! Greetings to FMG, rdm1155, and Portnoy - your competition gave me the inspiration to keep slicing like a f***ing hammer. I would like to end my acceptance speech with a taunt.

Posted by: Aristomenes at January 02, 2012 12:07 PM (45WpZ)

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2012 03:45 PM (YdQQY)

it's not over yet.

Posted by: Racefan at January 02, 2012 12:12 PM (fGT7f)

53 nope not over 27-20 Dawgs now.

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2012 12:17 PM (YdQQY)

its getting close now.

Posted by: Racefan at January 02, 2012 12:32 PM (fGT7f)

55 2nd and goal for MS with 26 sec on the clock.

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2012 12:36 PM (YdQQY)

56 dang it.

Posted by: Racefan at January 02, 2012 12:36 PM (fGT7f)

57 Thanks, guys, for putting that together.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 02, 2012 12:37 PM (MScCX)

58 Damn, tied it up with 17sec left

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2012 12:39 PM (YdQQY)

59 and ot we go............ this has been a good gamn.

Posted by: Racefan at January 02, 2012 12:40 PM (fGT7f)

60 I hate overtime.

Posted by: toby928© at January 02, 2012 12:40 PM (GTbGH)

61 i was hoping it wasnt going tobe overtime.......

Posted by: Racefan at January 02, 2012 12:43 PM (fGT7f)

62 this Outback Bowl is a wild game.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2012 12:56 PM (JYheX)

63 127-119

Posted by: Mortis at January 02, 2012 01:02 PM (T/8Sh)

64 63 this Outback Bowl is a wild game.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2012 04:56 PM (JYheX)

No kidding.

Posted by: Aunt Cranky at January 02, 2012 01:14 PM (JoeF6)

65 My Georgia fan friend must be turning in her barstool right now.

Posted by: Aunt Cranky at January 02, 2012 01:16 PM (JoeF6)

the ending sucked, but it was a good gamn.

Posted by: Racefan at January 02, 2012 01:18 PM (fGT7f)

67 "I don't like three ways myself. I prefer to disappoint women one at a time."

I'd complain about you stealing my quote from the nightly post last week; but since I can't recall where I stole it from I can't verify that you didn't get it from the same source.

Posted by: gekkobear at January 02, 2012 03:11 PM (Mzg0H)

68 Yet somehow a trillion+ derivative market is "OK", but placing a bet "over the wire" is illegal. Our government in action. This picking "coin flips" is easy shit. Peace, love and down with Gingrich and Romney in 2012. Country Blumpkins

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