April 05, 2012

Time Warner Might Cancel Deal With Current TV, Due To Low Ratings
— Ace

Let's first of all bitch that we do not have a la carte cable service. The cable companies negotiate a fee to pay media channels; then, without asking us, they extract that cost from us in our cable bill.

ESPN is very popular, but you know what? I don't watch it. And no one has ever asked me if I want to pay $6 a month for it.

The pay channels -- HBO, Starz -- ask me if I'd like their service.

Why doesn't ESPN? Why am I currently spending $0.25 per month, every month, for Current? (I'm making all these figures up, but you get the point.)

I know the answer they'd offer-- Because when we negotiate these payments and extract them from you involuntarily, it creates an economy of scale and you get the channel cheaper than you otherwise would.

Uhhh... yeah, here's the thing: I don't want ESPN. (Sure, Monday Night Football, occasionally, but you know what? I'll endure without it.)

I don't watch it. Ergo, the best price, for me, is $0.00. No economy of scale is going to get the cost down to my preferred price point.

The other answer would be, I assume: Without forced contributions, very few of these channels would exist at all.

Yeah I'm file that one under Things Which Ain't My Problem. Shock -- a product few people are interested in won't command much money, and may fail.

And all the rest of them. BET? Univision? Let the people watching them pay for them. I'll pay for FX and USA, and Spike, I guess, and maybe TNT, and that's pretty much it.

I should be able to choose which networks I want, too.

In the case of Current, it probably wants a great deal more from Time Warner than ratings would suggest it's conceivably worth. So Time Warner may not continue carrying it.

According to three sources with knowledge of the situation, Time Warner Cable IncÂ’s carriage agreement with Current TV stipulates that, if the left-leaning political news network fails to meet a minimum threshold for overall viewers in a given quarter, financial penalties such as Current TV being required to increase marketing and promotion spending on the cable operatorÂ’s systems are triggered.

If Current TV misses the audience benchmark in two consecutive quarters, another clause is triggered that would allow Time Warner Cable to drop the channel. The condition was built into the most recent distribution pact between the two parties, which was signed in 2010.

This is probably a negotiating position to get Current to renegotiate its fee to something lower.

Which is bullshit too.

How about $0.00? That's a low fee. That's what I'd like to pay.

And if that means I don't get Current -- oh, well!

Posted by: Ace at 09:45 AM | Comments (251)
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1 What's a Current TV?

Posted by: Infidel at April 05, 2012 09:48 AM (O/fK8)

2 That's mighty expensive chandelier.

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 05, 2012 09:48 AM (gHNE1)

3 It's tempting

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2012 09:48 AM (z9HTb)

4 They should change their name to Past TV.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 05, 2012 09:48 AM (guldH)

5 Susie, get me Rachel Maddow on the phone...  Oh, and a bucket of KFC... 

NOW!

Posted by: AlGore at April 05, 2012 09:48 AM (gCa4h)

6 Look I have a really bad feeling about this current crop of good news.... We cannot lose the big one- the SCOTUS decision on ObamaCare--or the general election.

Posted by: tasker at April 05, 2012 09:49 AM (r2PLg)

7 So Ace is ony of the people watcing Burn Notice on USA, huh?

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2012 09:49 AM (wuv1c)

8 *one

Posted by: Ben at April 05, 2012 09:49 AM (wuv1c)

9 My cable company and Fox Entertainment have been in a pissing match for months over fees.  The Fox channel keeps getting turned off and then turned back on.

Posted by: toby928© at April 05, 2012 09:49 AM (GTbGH)

10 remember when you only bought the tv and the electricity that made it work?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 05, 2012 09:50 AM (Ho2rs)

11
I'm so glad John McCain fixed the cable TV problem.

Posted by: Willard Romney at April 05, 2012 09:50 AM (7+pP9)

12 Losing Olbermann or Current is small potatoes in the grand scheme of Democrat machinations--or something.

Posted by: tasker at April 05, 2012 09:50 AM (r2PLg)

13 You wanna know how not to change a company's behavior?

Do ya?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 05, 2012 09:50 AM (JEpGb)

14 >>>o Ace is ony of the people watcing Burn Notice on USA, huh? nope. A lot of readers watch it, though. I watch Psych.

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2012 09:50 AM (nj1bB)

15 and the antenna.....if you needed one......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 05, 2012 09:50 AM (Ho2rs)

16
Low Current?

Resistance we much!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 05, 2012 09:50 AM (UzjcV)

17 And all the rest of them. BET? Univision? Let the people watching them pay for them. I'll pay for FX and USA, and Spike, I guess, and maybe TNT, and that's pretty much it.



No AMC? No "Walking Dead"?  For shame Ace, for shame!

Posted by: wooga at April 05, 2012 09:51 AM (vjyZP)

18 Bittorrent.  Just sayin'.

Roku does this.  They have separate channels for every kind of program you can think of.  Some of them are free and most of them are paid, for the price of a few dollars a month or more. 

This is what you want.  A truly a la carte channel service, with ONLY the channels you want.

Posted by: EC at April 05, 2012 09:51 AM (GQ8sn)

19 Now getting rid of Shep Smith..

Posted by: tasker at April 05, 2012 09:51 AM (r2PLg)

20

14 >>>o Ace is one of the people watching Burn Notice on USA, huh?
nope. A lot of readers watch it, though. I watch Psych.
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2012 01:50 PM (nj1bB)


I could have told you that!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 05, 2012 09:51 AM (UzjcV)

21 Those fees also pay for private golf courses and the like for the owners. (See John J. Rigas.)

One of our most infamous public/private partnerships full of the usual Big Lies. Fees for us, riches for them. But  no commercials! Tons of original programming!

Posted by: PJ at April 05, 2012 09:51 AM (DQHjw)

22 I watch the soft core porn on Starz.

Posted by: toby928© at April 05, 2012 09:51 AM (GTbGH)

23 I could cut my cable bill by 80% if I paid $20 per month for the golf channel and $20 per month for History.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at April 05, 2012 09:52 AM (C2//T)

24 AMC is good only until Breaking Bad is done.

Posted by: EC at April 05, 2012 09:52 AM (GQ8sn)

25 I've had Current TV blocked out on my cable box. It's not even worth the annoyance of skipping over it while channel surfing (same with BET, Univision, MTV, the Home Shopping Network(s), etc.).

The point at which the price for Current TV make me want to receive it is the point where Comcast starts paying me for cable.

Posted by: JSchuler at April 05, 2012 09:52 AM (SmZQt)

26 I recently got rid of my Dish and now only get what the antenna receives. There are some shows I miss but I'll just watch them next year through blockbuster. (I also don't have internet at my rural home so no hulu etc)

Posted by: Buzzsaw The cheap old bastard at April 05, 2012 09:53 AM (tf9Ne)

27

A very obvious parallel between Cable TV pricing and Obamacare, one-size-fits-all health insurance.

Posted by: Deafdog at April 05, 2012 09:53 AM (F1JEL)

28 I always kind of wondered who pays who and who pays what in cable and satellite.

I always figured it was kinda cable saying to the stations, we will provide a clear picture for your audience if you pay us this much. or share advertising.  Apparently its not that way.

If there is someone here that knows for sure and can explain it in 4 sentences, I would appreciate it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 05, 2012 09:53 AM (JIDLg)

29 I'm positive that my price for the five channels I occasionally watch would be far cheaper via ala carte than the 130 channels I'm currently paying for.  I haven't even watched live television since February.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 05, 2012 09:53 AM (cQpP1)

30 22 I watch the soft core porn on Starz. Posted by: toby928© at April 05, 2012 01:51 PM (GTbGH) ******** When you could watch the Spanish language variety shows for free?

Posted by: tasker at April 05, 2012 09:53 AM (r2PLg)

31 Anyone else besides me have Roku?

Posted by: EC at April 05, 2012 09:54 AM (GQ8sn)

32 I haven't even watched live television since February. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 05, 2012 01:53 PM (cQpP1) ********* A Republican debate?

Posted by: tasker at April 05, 2012 09:54 AM (r2PLg)

33 I had a Roku it started acting up.

Posted by: tasker at April 05, 2012 09:54 AM (r2PLg)

34 Dump cable... get a media player that can stream netflix or hulu, add an HD antenna and tell them to suck on it. I get all the entertainment I need for 7 bucks a month (netflix) subscription. You can also download movie torrents, etc...  If you wanna watch fox or other cable, there are plenty of sites out there that offer a live feed. Haven't paid for cable in a year and don't miss paying that freaking bill.

Posted by: Bob at April 05, 2012 09:55 AM (Z45W7)

35 I think the political news channels might be the only thing that forces a la carte. People get pissed they are paying the salaries of people that hate and mock them daily on TV.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 09:55 AM (ZPrif)

36 OWN'd?

Posted by: Gromit at April 05, 2012 09:55 AM (4KOF2)

37 I get my porn off the Internet for free, only watch Starz for Spartacus. It's easier to take a laptop into the bathroom than to take my tv.

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 05, 2012 09:56 AM (gHNE1)

38 So, if I'm a lib/dem then I can conclude that time warner doesn't believe in global warming?

Posted by: which at April 05, 2012 09:56 AM (oZfic)

39 I don't have Current on the free channel Comcast menu here, it might be On Demand.

Not about to ask for it either



Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2012 09:56 AM (Y+DPZ)

40 I have never had cable TV. Since the beginning.
The only time I ever see cable tv when I am on vacation and stay in a hotel.
Anyone have any idea how much money I have saved?

Posted by: navybrat at April 05, 2012 09:56 AM (zc+Zj)

41 I piss on current tv

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 09:56 AM (i6RpT)

42 Barack Obama is a stuttering clsuterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 05, 2012 09:56 AM (8y9MW)

43 I had a Roku it started acting up.

Do you still have one?

I mainly got it to replace my dead laptop so I could my Amazon Prime shows and movies.  The free channels are mostly shit, at the level of public access tv quality.  I haven't gotten any pay channels yet because there's nothing there that I couldn't get from torrenting or streaming on the web.

Posted by: EC at April 05, 2012 09:56 AM (GQ8sn)

44 Posted by: which at April 05, 2012 01:56 PM (oZfic)

THAR' SHE BLOWS!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 05, 2012 09:56 AM (JEpGb)

45 Anyone else besides me have Roku?

There's a salve for that.

Posted by: toby928© at April 05, 2012 09:57 AM (GTbGH)

46 Al Gore pulled off Ted Turner's network.  Oh, the irony is not lost on me.

Posted by: Da Reel Sheriff Joe at April 05, 2012 09:57 AM (0It32)

47 I cancelled Cable a long time back. I was paying what, like $50 a month for something like 10 hours of entertainment. It's cheaper to go see movies in the F*ing theater.


Posted by: MikeTheMoose now with dark clouds! at April 05, 2012 09:57 AM (0q2P7)

48 A Republican debate?

Posted by: tasker at April 05, 2012 01:54 PM (r2PLg)

.

That or the Superbowl.  What really chaps me is that one channel I want is BBC America, for Dr Who, so I get to pay for about 90 channels I don't want, just to get it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 05, 2012 09:57 AM (cQpP1)

49 Quoting runninrebel: "Yeah, Current TV was a terrible idea. Just what the world was craving, a channel that delivered the progressive message."

Are you implying sumthin' here?! 

Posted by: Lame Stream Media at April 05, 2012 09:57 AM (VJUQK)

50 Re Roku.  I have looked into it, but not being a techie I'm not sure if I can hook it up to the TV.  Sure don't want to sit in the office to watch.  Is there some info on Roku for dummies somewhere?  (I know, loaded question.)

Posted by: Infidel at April 05, 2012 09:57 AM (O/fK8)

51 Let's first of all bitch that we do not have a la carte cable service. The cable companies negotiate a fee to pay media channels; then, without asking us, they extract that cost from us in our cable bill.

But that's so that we don't have to watch commercia ...

Wait.  What?

Nevermind.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrdredPair at April 05, 2012 09:58 AM (X3lox)

52

OT: but an expert says zimmerman said punks not coons. It's the same guy who said it wasn't zimmerman screaming for help.

 

http://tinyurl.com/7w8hz53

Posted by: robtr at April 05, 2012 09:58 AM (MtwBb)

53 Bittorrent, hulu.com, iTunes, even bottom-feeder Redbox... 

Why bother with cable unless you live in the sticks and can't get high-speed internet any other way?

(EC - thanks for the tip re. Roku, will check it out)

Mew

Posted by: acat at April 05, 2012 09:58 AM (4UkCP)

54 Fox succeeded because Murdoch and Ailes knew there was a huge audience segment not being served by CNN and the traditional MBM that was bringing big numbers to talk radio

What's Current's pitch, putting on looney leftists who got to be too much an embarrassment for MSDNC's parent NBC?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2012 09:59 AM (Y+DPZ)

55 roku is incredibly easy to set up

Posted by: X at April 05, 2012 09:59 AM (8Yc/9)

56 You, Ace are the Worst Person in the Wooooorld!!!111eleventy!!1111!!!

Posted by: Keef Olberdouche at April 05, 2012 09:59 AM (UOM48)

57 Is ROKU like a slingbox?

Posted by: which at April 05, 2012 09:59 AM (oZfic)

58 I would love to have the money to start a Cable service.  Because I would do a la cart programming.  ESPN charges me $5.00/mo per subscriber?  I charge my subscribers $5.00/mo for ESPN.  And a flat fee of X/month as my own cut.

I'd make a killing.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 05, 2012 09:59 AM (8y9MW)

59

Low Current?

Resistance we much!

 

 

Thread winnah!

 

Posted by: runningrn at April 05, 2012 09:59 AM (vJ9tV)

60 You still have cable?   LUDDITE!

Only half kidding here.  Even without illegal torrent downloads (which I've sworn off, after my ISP complained a few times) I've still got all the TV shows I'd care to see with Netflixs.

New TV with a  monitor plug, laptop, wireless router.  I've even got an IR remote and USB connection on my laptop so I can skip around (or use it as a mouse).

So my "Cable"?  $8/month  No DVD's mailed to me, just the online section.  My DSL bill covers all my internet, including that... and it's in the $35-$40 range.

Sure there was some significant hardware costs; but my TV isn't a huge monstrosity, and the laptop was used when a family member replaced theirs.

Drawback?  I can't watch this years' stuff until next year.

Benefit?  I watch what I want, when I want, the specific episode I want, without commercials, and I can skip ahead & pause.

Oh yeah... and $8. Call it less than $50 overall with DSL.  What is your cable + internet bill?  $100-120?

I spent a month test driving this while keeping cable as an option to make sure I could live with this; but I have to say I'm not missing endless commercials and crap shows I don't want to watch.

DSL is a bit slower than cable, but fast enough to stream my TV shows.  Actually fast enough to stream my TV show to my TV and my roommate's TV show to her computer at the same time.  Playing an MMORPG on top of that gives a bit of lag, but not much.

I've watched Supernatural lately (I'd not seen it in years, but kind of enjoyed it).  Started at the beginning, and am halfway through Season 6.  I had no idea about the "John Carter" movie even existing until my roommate went to another movie, saw the preview, and showed me the preview on Youtube.

I can't see ever going back.  Pay an extra $50-60/month to get shows a year earlier; chock full of commercials, only on at limited times, and without a pause feature or way to FastForward/Rewind?

I guess I could live with commercials and save $8/month going Hulu; but I've not been impressed with their selection/quality.  And anything I've wanted to watch so far has been on Netflix.

Posted by: gekkobear at April 05, 2012 09:59 AM (X0NX1)

61 Your entire thesis sucks, Ace.

Posted by: The Nonferrous Metallurgy Channel at April 05, 2012 09:59 AM (QKKT0)

62 For me to watch current, they would have to show Algore being anally gang raped by a busload of dwarfs wearing strap-ons that would make an elephant cringe. Yeah, I'd watch that.

Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2012 10:00 AM (OlN4e)

63 Do you still have one? ******** No I got sick of it. I'm considering getting a "Smart" panasonic blu-ray player. It supports the Amazon, Netflix, iTunes streaming iirc. Supposedly Netflix geeks are liking the HD streaming quality of that. I've been in the middle of a move--so I am reconsidering everything and i might just go with DVD only Netflix.

Posted by: tasker at April 05, 2012 10:00 AM (r2PLg)

64 I have Verizon FiOS. I have no idea where Current is on my system, and I. Don't. Care.

Posted by: Zombie joncelli at April 05, 2012 10:00 AM (RD7QR)

65 A $49 roku and $8 a month netflix. what's not to love?

Posted by: X at April 05, 2012 10:00 AM (8Yc/9)

66 45 Posted by: which at April 05, 2012 01:56 PM (oZfic)

THAR' SHE BLOWS!




oh crap

Posted by: Keef Olberdouche at April 05, 2012 10:00 AM (UOM48)

67 Why bother with cable unless you live in the sticks and can't get high-speed internet any other way?>>>

I'm still waiting for all of you to run fiber to my house in the sticks. It was in the stimulus where's my free sh**!!

Posted by: Buzzsaw The cheap old bastard at April 05, 2012 10:00 AM (tf9Ne)

68 And Ace, the Psych guy hosted WWE Raw last month. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1APZRWb5JE

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 10:01 AM (ZPrif)

69 my roku streams a little better than my PS3

Posted by: X at April 05, 2012 10:01 AM (8Yc/9)

70 Gosh, libtards run cable networks (Current and OWN) just like they run gubamint:  large, bloated, over staffed, money wasting, biased, going broke. 

Posted by: runningrn at April 05, 2012 10:01 AM (vJ9tV)

71 I got cable for Fox news and SciFi, and these days I'm trying to remember why.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 05, 2012 10:01 AM (NVu2l)

72 Hell while I am recommending crap.... I've moved around a lot. Dish is pretty damn good, Cox cable I use to think wasn't that great till- I did business with Comcast in Cali--- Holy gawd they suck!!!

Posted by: tasker at April 05, 2012 10:02 AM (r2PLg)

73 The humiliation of Al Gore continues, and I like it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at April 05, 2012 10:02 AM (hLRSq)

74 This is the same TimeWarner that won't give me the NFL Network because it costs too much, right?  Yeah, this is kind of a can't they both lose proposition to me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 05, 2012 10:02 AM (VtjlW)

75 I searched for Current TV on our cable and we don't have it.  *sob*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2012 10:02 AM (UOM48)

76 Anyone else besides me have Roku?

My problem with Roku is I have to buy the box.  I've about convinced myself to get Hulu+ and Netflix, and run them through my PC, but I just can't convince myself to lay out $200+ for what is, essentially, a cable box.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 05, 2012 10:02 AM (8y9MW)

77 My cable internet clocks in at 25mbs, over 3MBs, dependably.  I can't go back to DSL.

Posted by: toby928© at April 05, 2012 10:02 AM (GTbGH)

78

Free Market 2012:  Where businesses count on government for protection and subsidies. 

 

Al la carte programming will never happen because....

Posted by: California Red at April 05, 2012 10:03 AM (DXTKe)

79 Hang in there, Current TV. You can make it!

Posted by: Air America at April 05, 2012 10:03 AM (iAUf+)

80 Isn't OWN going down the crapper too? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2012 10:03 AM (UOM48)

81 We're strongly considering dropping cable at my house and going directly to streaming and dvds.  The channels on our favorites list are less than 20 in total, and of those, about 10 get viewed regularly.

Just have to invest in a media box and figure out which shows we watch and can get online.  Only thing I'd miss is random viewing and On Demand.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 05, 2012 10:03 AM (NJpM7)

82 And now I am with DIRECT TV--which isn't bad but they are in a battle with FOX. I realized I don't watch the local FOX that much.

Posted by: tasker at April 05, 2012 10:03 AM (r2PLg)

83

Sort of related...

 

When I went to upgrade some DirecTV equipment a few years ago, I found out from forums that you should call some special phone number and act like you might possibly be thinking about switching to cable. They would then fall all over themselves to lower the prices.

 

Not the kind of thing I really enjoy dealing with, but I'm not stupid enough to pay list price when it's clear that you don't have to. So call up the customer retention folks and whine if you want to save some money!

 

We keep spending $$ so that someone can watch hockey and football.

 

The latest off-pissing event was that DTV found that Cloo was really popular so they moved to to a more expensive package.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 05, 2012 10:03 AM (XdlcF)

84

ESPN is very popular, but you know what? I don't watch it. And no one has ever asked me if I want to pay $6 a month for it.

 

Ace put the "ACE" in "rACEst".  True story.

Posted by: runningrn at April 05, 2012 10:03 AM (vJ9tV)

85 This is an intentional movie done in order to reduce the carbon footprint of CurrenTV. Where's my masseuse?!?!?

Posted by: Al Gore at April 05, 2012 10:03 AM (BB0/w)

86 Remember one big idea Algore had while he was VP?

Set up a government 800 number that commuters could call into for traffic reports

He did make a billion shilling paper certificates for nothing but air, I'll give him that

Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2012 10:04 AM (Y+DPZ)

87 Anyone else besides me have Roku?

I am installing the Western Digital version - it can play wav files.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 05, 2012 10:04 AM (cQpP1)

88 With the exception of MNF, ESPN blows goats . . . and almost all of their hosts/anchors are raving lefties.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 05, 2012 10:04 AM (gA69l)

89 I remember the old days when I was a kid and some cable channels like Nickelodeon were commercial-free.  I'd have much less a problem with bundling channels in if they had no ads, which would make for a decent trade-off if not as ideal as a la carte.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 10:05 AM (CE2wR)

90 I think this is why Glenn Beck's GBTV was an important milestone (I don't subscribe - but I always wanted to check out the quality.) It's expensive but anything is that fresh out of the box. As Netflix is effecting the theater-going industry. As e-books/self-publish/amazon is effecting the publishing industry. It's about time the tv industry is shaken up.

Posted by: free enterprise at April 05, 2012 10:05 AM (HOOye)

91 We had Direct TV and every. single. time it was slightly cloudy, we'd lose service.  One day the tornado siren was going off, and we couldn't even access the local channels to see WTF was going on. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2012 10:05 AM (UOM48)

92

So you know what this means...time for a bailout for libtard cable networks!  Oprah, Al, Joel, George Soros--all will get some kind of special funding from the gubamint.

Posted by: runningrn at April 05, 2012 10:05 AM (vJ9tV)

93 When you really list out all the networks you watch, you realize how much unnecessary shit you are paying for: BBCA (Dr Who and the BBC doc specials) FX (Archer, Wilfred, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia) FNC FBC USA (Psych, Burn Notice) IFC (Portlandia, grindhouse movies) The Hitler/Bigfoot/UFO Channel Discovery, Science Channel, TLC for the Freak Show aspect HBO (but only if I can pirate it- kill me, I like Curb) Ovation TV Documentary Channel KTLA KDOC SyFy Comedy Central FOX AMC TCM I watch under 20 networks. We pay for over 400.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2012 10:05 AM (obUT1)

94 Posted by: Mr Pink at April 05, 2012 01:56 PM (gHNE1)

You watch Spartacus in the bathroom?

Posted by: Paris Hilton at April 05, 2012 10:06 AM (SDkq3)

95 You know whose fault this all is, don't you?  ManBearPig.

Posted by: Al Gore at April 05, 2012 10:06 AM (gA69l)

96 And the president continues his quest to garner the women's vote http://tinyurl.com/bnk3q43

Posted by: which at April 05, 2012 10:06 AM (oZfic)

97 Speaking of ESPN, I think the Gregg Williams leaked audio should have its own thread.  Huge news in the sports world.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 10:06 AM (CE2wR)

98 My husband likes shows like Sons of Guns. Also the Military Channel. Don't know if there is any way to get that kind of stuff without cable.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 05, 2012 10:06 AM (VENdg)

99 I'd have much less a problem with bundling channels in if they had no ads, which would make for a decent trade-off if not as ideal as a la carte.

Also true.  It used to be that you paid for the channels that didn't have commercials.  Now you pay for every channel- regardless of whether or not you watch it, and regardless of if it has commercials.

Higher price for worse service.  I wonder if the Government is involved...  (yes, yes it is.)

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 05, 2012 10:06 AM (8y9MW)

100 I read that there's a rumor that Showtime is looking into hiring Keefums

I guess he was too toxic for Skinemax

Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2012 10:07 AM (Y+DPZ)

101 Re Roku. I have looked into it, but not being a techie I'm not sure if I can hook it up to the TV. Sure don't want to sit in the office to watch. Is there some info on Roku for dummies somewhere? (I know, loaded question.)Posted by: Infidel

http://www.roku.com/roku-products#3

What cha need:
TV
Computer w/ internet connection
Credit card *( or call customer service)

You need to know about what kind of connectors your TV has. You need to know how you will connect the Roku box to your internet service (wifi if you have a wifi router, internet cable if not.)

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 05, 2012 10:07 AM (JEpGb)

102

FX (Archer, Wilfred, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
------------------------------------------------

 

 

 

You forgot Justified, dammit!  *cocks gun*

Posted by: Raylan Givens at April 05, 2012 10:07 AM (gA69l)

103 Netflix is like a Chinese buffet. They don't have everything you want, but far more than you'll ever need.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at April 05, 2012 10:07 AM (qndXR)

104 We use streaming Netflix through our PS3. Dropping the cable company meant we saved enough money to splurge on smartphones, which we use way way more than any TV programming.

There's plenty to watch on Netflix, and no commercials (unlike Hulu). Now if they'd just get around to adding Barney Miller to their lineup, I'd be a totally satisfied customer.

Posted by: Jishin at April 05, 2012 10:07 AM (BnH71)

105 I use Windows Media Center. I have an antenna plugged into the video card on my computer, which acts as a DVR. The X-Box networks to the computer, allowing us to watch live or recorded tv and anything I've got via torrent. You can also get Netflix and Hulu through the X-box, but not Amazon Prime.

It has its downsides, but it's a good way to cut the cable using equipment many people have at home already

Posted by: Xander Crews at April 05, 2012 10:07 AM (cfnVv)

106 In a pop culture permeated with moonbat craziness, what made Current believe they had some unique product to offer an audience? I mean seriously, instead of getting a liberal screed mixed in with something someone tried to make entertaining, they just get the screed.

It's like trying to sell the pink slime without the ground beef to go with it.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose now with dark clouds! at April 05, 2012 10:08 AM (0q2P7)

107 CAC, I only watch five, so I am getting screwed worse than you.  I think I will drop cable, and go the NFLX route.  Nothing on TV that can't wait a year.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 05, 2012 10:08 AM (cQpP1)

108 94 When you really list out all the networks you watch, you realize how much unnecessary shit you are paying for:

I'd add the travel channel to that list, but that's about it (unless i missed it).
MTV, BET, VHwhatever and ALL the f*ing mexican channels can kiss my bony ass. Hell, I think they foisted the Oprah channel on us. Our rates just went up too (directv). Hell, I don't even watch a lot of the channels I'd keep.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 05, 2012 10:09 AM (Qxdfp)

109

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2012 02:05 PM (UOM4

 

 

 

 

Your dish was improperly installed. You need to get to 95% signal stregnth to keep reception during adverse atmospheric conditions.I've installed 4 systems myself and only lose signal during a real frog strangler.

Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2012 10:09 AM (OlN4e)

110 Ohm!

Posted by: Al Gore, Founder of Current TV, Releasing His Fifth Chakra at April 05, 2012 10:09 AM (vJ9tV)

111

My opinion...if the cable channel is showing commercials, we shouldn't be paying for it at all. 

 

I get paying some flat fee for cable service (infrastructure, etc), but for actual content...they're advertising to me, let the advertisers pay just like with any other channel.

Posted by: JohnTant at April 05, 2012 10:09 AM (eytER)

112 czabe and co were talking about espn not too long ago, espn is swimming in cash which is why they get nfl games and hire every former nfl qb and coach as analysts.

Posted by: joeindc44 at April 05, 2012 10:09 AM (S9InG)

113

>>I'm considering getting a "Smart" panasonic blu-ray player. It supports the Amazon, Netflix, iTunes streaming iirc.

 

We have one. Sony. My husband uses it, usually not me, but it seems pretty cool from what I've seen.

 

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 05, 2012 10:09 AM (XdlcF)

114 Fucking Communist Cable Providers.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 05, 2012 10:10 AM (RtpCp)

115 My only problem with ditching Cable (well, the TV component of U-Verse, really) is that I've got a bundle that includes my home phone.  I like having a home phone.

Maybe I'll sit down and do the math, and see if two unlimited minutes cellphones would still be cheaper, though...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 05, 2012 10:10 AM (8y9MW)

116 I use a Boxee... similar to a Roku and a tad more expensive, but I like how I can wirelessly access movies on my PC and hook up my HD antenna directly to the Boxee to switch between local channels, netflix and the movies I download on my PC. All for 8 bucks a month. My company pays for my internet access.

Posted by: Bob at April 05, 2012 10:10 AM (Z45W7)

117

I can see the cable/satellite operatorÂ’s point of view in their packaging agreements, even though I agree that ESPN and other channels are not wanted.

 

However, problems can be turned into opportunities.  Current TV was born because liberals live and work in close proximity to the business and have access to the people who make these deals.  ItÂ’s a shame that conservatives donÂ’t have people who are politically savvy, witty and entertaining, because if we did,  someone might just take a chance on production for a vast demographic to fill a programming hole.

Posted by: jwest at April 05, 2012 10:10 AM (ZDsRL)

118

Netflix on the PC looks great.

 

Through the Wii, it looks like crap. Wii games look fine, so I don't know what the problem is.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 05, 2012 10:11 AM (XdlcF)

119 BTW - this is a BFD in DC.  I like that the pubs are starting to talk like this - this cuts right at the gut of the MSM.  People are paying for FoxNews and not watching the free MSNBC/CNN?etc. drivel.  Those ratings that Fox posts are despite them being on a Premium tier in many market segments, a great chart would merge ratings and tiers of service.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 10:11 AM (WkuV6)

120 Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Posted by: one of the 5 Current TV watchers worldwide from his mom's basement at April 05, 2012 10:11 AM (21lBC)

121 110
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2012 02:05 PM (UOM4 Your dish was improperly installed. You need to get to 95% signal stregnth to keep reception during adverse atmospheric conditions.I've installed 4 systems myself and only lose signal during a real frog strangler.

Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2012 02:09 PM (OlN4e)




This was ten years ago, and we had them out several times to fix the problem.  Finally gave up when Comcast came to our island and we were able to combine internet and cable.



Comcast still sucks. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2012 10:11 AM (UOM48)

122

The wife and I killed that cable last weekend and got an antenna.  We've always had the cheapest basic cable or satellite AT&T or Dish offered and finally came to the conclusion that it just isn't worth the money anymore.

Yeah, we'll miss a few programs, but not that much.  Roku / Netflix, here we come.

Posted by: Jaws at April 05, 2012 10:11 AM (4I3Uo)

123 This agregious abuse of corporate power is definitely something I could fix.

Posted by: JEF at April 05, 2012 10:11 AM (jtTKf)

124 I wonder how many people know that South Park also shows their new episodes on their web site?

http://tinyurl.com/89czhyp

Last night's new episode is on there too


Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2012 10:11 AM (Y+DPZ)

125 The ESPN money goes to: Pay rich left-wing sportscaster personalities like Kornheiser and Wilbon. Who often inject left-wing causes into the sports analysis. And ESPN is a powerful voice. Pay rich athletes. Like NBA players who overwhelmingly give money and organize for Obama. The NBA and NFL are mostly big Dem supporters. The NFL has some high profile Republicans, primarily with white super-Christian quarterbacks. Not sure about MLB and NHL.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 10:12 AM (ZPrif)

126

I read that there's a rumor that Showtime is looking into hiring Keefums

I guess he was too toxic for Skinemax

 

Keith Ohlberman and Shannon Tweed in:

 

"Night Eyes 3, The Bathtub Chronicles"

Posted by: runningrn at April 05, 2012 10:12 AM (vJ9tV)

127 In the UK ESPN is a pay channel and costs 6 pounds a month.

Posted by: ina_ginalship at April 05, 2012 10:12 AM (pBdSH)

128 There's just something about yet another progressive media outlet going out of business that makes me feel good about life.

The fact that it's costing both AlGore and KO beaucoup bucks is even sweeter.

Posted by: wiserbud at April 05, 2012 10:12 AM (gCa4h)

129

What an amazing  stroke of luck  that Al Gore would land that contract in the first place. I'm sure everything was on the up and up though.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 05, 2012 10:13 AM (UpwlP)

130 Nom! Nom! Nom!


Baraka cock!  Mmmmm!


Nom! Nom! Nom!

Posted by: Michael Wilbon at April 05, 2012 10:13 AM (CE2wR)

131 I watch NFL channel, Hard Core Pawn and American Pickers. Also the occassional baseball game. I am cyclops, I see it all in a few channels. I watch Hard Core Pawn as a sociology project in an effort to understand Obama supporters. BTW - they are irrational beings.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at April 05, 2012 10:13 AM (ursbV)

132 Thanks Weft.  Maybe I can figure something out this weekend.  I would love to tell Dish to FO.

Posted by: Infidel at April 05, 2012 10:13 AM (O/fK8)

133 Federal regulations require cable companies to carry several networks- CNN, MTV, ESPN, etc.

It's called Must Carry, and it prevents people from having to make hard decisions like, "should i pay an extra $15 a month to have BRAVO, or just go with the 4 channels I actually watch?"

The reason cable companies don't offer choose-your-own-channels is that the FCC doesn't want you to.

Posted by: pinchy migra at April 05, 2012 10:13 AM (ewbXG)

134 Current TV was born because liberals live and work in close proximity to the business and have access to the people who make these deals. ItÂ’s a shame that conservatives donÂ’t have people who are politically savvy, witty and entertaining, because if we did, someone might just take a chance on production for a vast demographic to fill a programming hole.

Posted by: jwest at April 05, 2012 02:10 PM (ZDsRL)




You're kidding, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2012 10:13 AM (UOM48)

135 H absolutely hate the way they do cable and satellite TV.  I had to pay for the mid-level tier to get Fox news.  Of course it then went lefty and I no longer watch it.

There is a group of channels bunched together they call "Western TV" with a bunch of old TV western shows I wouldn't mind getting, but they price it the same as HBO.

I am just about at the point now of cancelling my satellite contract which is costing me almost $100/month and simply going with off the air so y wife can watch the one show she watches.

The only thing I currently use the satellite for is the music channels.  And there is only two of those I listen to.

Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2012 10:13 AM (YdQQY)

136 I can still get LOGO, right?

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at April 05, 2012 10:14 AM (gA69l)

137 Paying for Current?  That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at April 05, 2012 10:14 AM (GTbGH)

138 We have one. Sony. My husband uses it, usually not me, but it seems pretty cool from what I've seen. Posted by: Mama AJ at April 05, 2012 02:09 PM (XdlcF) Thanks for the info. ******* is that I've got a bundle that includes my home phone. I like having a home phone. Maybe I'll sit down and do the math, and see if two unlimited minutes cellphones would still be cheaper, though... Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 05, 2012 02:10 PM (8y9MW) AllenG Look into Ooma.

Posted by: tasker at April 05, 2012 10:14 AM (r2PLg)

139

>>We had Direct TV and every. single. time it was slightly cloudy, we'd lose service. One day the tornado siren was going off, and we couldn't even access the local channels to see WTF was going on.

 

Had that problem 3 houses ago and the dish was just installed in a bad spot.

 

Luckily, it was on an Air Force base, so the dish was in a flower pot and easy to move. (too hard to get permission to put it on the roof or something)

 

Even after it rained, it wouldn't work because the water on the leaves pulled the leaves down and blocked the reception.

 

Second DTV tech couldn't believe the darned thing EVER worked...

 

Have bunny ears to get the local channels during storms.

 

Keep meaning to look into a portable tv type thingie to watch or even just listen to tv during power outages. For tornado reports, not entertainment, that is!

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 05, 2012 10:14 AM (XdlcF)

140 This was ten years ago, and we had them out several times to fix the problem. Finally gave up when Comcast came to our island and we were able to combine internet and cable.

Comcast still sucks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2012 02:11 PM (UOM4

 

 

 

 

Thats why I do my own installations. I want it done right, not quick. Takes a few minutes to get that signal dialed in above 95%, and you cannot have trees or other things blocking off the signal. I've had Direct TV 15 years and seldom have any problem. Also, the dish mount must be rock solid, or the wind will move it around.

Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2012 10:15 AM (OlN4e)

141 Kornheiser, for example, is close personal friends with James Carville, That'd be like ESPN having one of their most prominent personalities being close personal friends with Karl Rove. Wouldn't happen.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 10:15 AM (ZPrif)

142 I also like Sports Time Ohio for the Indians baseball games, but that channel can't cost that much. When Indians baseball is not on, they have local sports talking heads, local fishing and golf shows, and local high school football games. I have to admit I also like watching high school football.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 05, 2012 10:15 AM (VENdg)

143 Mutherfuking BET better be free

Posted by: Malik Shabazz at April 05, 2012 10:16 AM (vYB+W)

144 104 Netflix is like a Chinese buffet. They don't have everything you want, but far more than you'll ever need.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at April 05, 2012 02:07 PM (qndXR)


And there's always some guy speaking rapid-fire mandarin. Wait, what?

Posted by: Zombie joncelli at April 05, 2012 10:16 AM (RD7QR)

145 Gotta love the Elect Obama ads showing up embedded here in the HQ...oh, wait...seeing Michelles grinning mug asking me if "I'm in?" is going to give me nightmares for a week.

Posted by: TheRealTurdFerguson at April 05, 2012 10:16 AM (IGBp1)

146 38 I only watch Starz for Spartacus. It's easier to take a laptop into the bathroom than to take my tv.

Well, hello sailor!

Posted by: Andy.Sullivan at April 05, 2012 10:16 AM (gQLr2)

147
Higher price for worse service. I wonder if the Government is involved... (yes, yes it is.)

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 05, 2012 02:06 PM (8y9MW)


That was part of the telecommunications act sponsored by McCain back in the late 90s.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 05, 2012 10:16 AM (7+pP9)

148 That Al, he's a real go getter.

Posted by: Gores Masseuse at April 05, 2012 10:16 AM (UpwlP)

149

You're kidding, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2012 02:13 PM (UOM4

 

Jane,  Where could we find such people? 

Posted by: jwest at April 05, 2012 10:16 AM (ZDsRL)

150 Thats why I do my own installations. I want it done right, not quick. Takes a few minutes to get that signal dialed in above 95%, and you cannot have trees or other things blocking off the signal. I've had Direct TV 15 years and seldom have any problem. Also, the dish mount must be rock solid, or the wind will move it around. Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2012 02:15 PM (OlN4e) ******** Completely agree with maddogg here. Had your problems.

Posted by: tasker at April 05, 2012 10:17 AM (r2PLg)

151 They might as well cancel CNN and MSNBC also. And why they haven't cancelled ABC Cable news I'll never figure out?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 10:17 AM (i6RpT)

152 I'm in the process of switching from ATT U-verse to web streamed TV. Got a new TV last Christmas that has wifi and net tv ability built in. Quality is good as is selection. There are a few things still to work out for this model IMHO. A buck a show usually or a package price for a season. Hard to know the first season how much you'll watch a show. Searching for stuff can be hard cause you have to use the TV remote - no keyboard. Still, it's obvious that within a few years ala carte will be the common mode. Right now I still like U-verse for ease of use but don't ask me how much money I'm wasting for a little convenience. As for Current Tv, how would I know if they stopped broadcasting?

Posted by: Lokki at April 05, 2012 10:17 AM (pdYy1)

153 Anyone else besides me have Roku?


We have two, one for each TV.

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2012 10:17 AM (z9HTb)

154 Higher price for worse service. I wonder if the Government is involved... (yes, yes it is.)

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 05, 2012 02:06 PM (8y9MW)


You're gonna love your free government healthcare!

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at April 05, 2012 10:18 AM (QKKT0)

155 Screw this, I'm getting ColecoVision!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 05, 2012 10:18 AM (gA69l)

156 Ace watches USA and not ESPN??? Estrogen alert.

Posted by: cherry at April 05, 2012 10:18 AM (OhYCU)

157 Locally, Carville is known to be a super nice man. He just makes his living acting like a crazy dick. I really think it's all theater with him. That said, I could easily jump through the TV and throttle him.

Posted by: dagny at April 05, 2012 10:19 AM (CMM9V)

158 Look into Ooma.

What is Ooma?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 05, 2012 10:19 AM (8y9MW)

159

116 My only problem with ditching Cable (well, the TV component of U-Verse, really) is that I've got a bundle that includes my home phone. I like having a home phone.

 

-------

 

My cable company keeps trying to sell me one of those. They never explain how I'm supposed to call and complain when the cable goes out.

 

Which, come to think of it, might be the whole point of the exercise...

Posted by: Anachronda at April 05, 2012 10:19 AM (IrbU4)

160
My sister has direct TV and strong winds blow her signals away.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 05, 2012 10:19 AM (7+pP9)

161 I look forward to Keef's lawsuit against Current.  I hope they lose.  I hope it bankrupts them. 

Posted by: runningrn at April 05, 2012 10:19 AM (vJ9tV)

162 158 Ace watches USA and not ESPN??? Estrogen alert.
  -------------------           He also watches Lifetime when Tiffany Amber-Theissen is on.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 05, 2012 10:19 AM (gA69l)

163

Suddenlink, my ISP, is now going to limit monthly bandwidth. And by limit, I mean charge more for going over a set amount.

 

Last summer, when it was a gazillion degrees and the kids were at a bunch of classes and camps, I watched me a bunch of Netflix.

 

Suddenlink sent me nice letters wondering if I'd screwed up some settings and was using so much more bandwidth than normal.

Now they'll just charge for it. Beware of your ISP doing the same thing for movie/TV watchers...

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 05, 2012 10:20 AM (XdlcF)

164 Got my dad a roku and a netflix subscription for Christmas. He still hasn't set it up. It's one fucking HDMI cable.

Posted by: X at April 05, 2012 10:20 AM (8Yc/9)

165 remember when Mary Matalin had a show with that other woman? Who was that? And what happened to her?

Posted by: soothsayer at April 05, 2012 10:20 AM (jUytm)

166

What is Ooma?

--------------------------

 

 

 

The star of Pulp Fiction.  Duh!

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at April 05, 2012 10:20 AM (gA69l)

167

Locally, Carville is known to be a super nice man. He just makes his living acting like a crazy dick. I really think it's all theater with him. That said, I could easily jump through the TV and throttle him.

 

I've always wondered how he and Mary Matlin have stayed married all these years. 

Posted by: runningrn at April 05, 2012 10:20 AM (vJ9tV)

168 Current? Is that AC or DC?

Posted by: USA at April 05, 2012 10:21 AM (6Cjut)

169

Ace, your man card is suspended.

You could have used ANYTHING other than ESPN.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2012 10:21 AM (B+qrE)

170 For those of you with a PS3, you can get Amazon streaming now.

(I got rid of cable last year, and have been living on Netflix through the Playstation. If/when I get bored with the selection, I'll be switching over to Amazon.)

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 05, 2012 10:21 AM (bjRNS)

171 I'm a sports nut so I watch ESPN probably more than anything else, which is why I'm bitter about what I'm paying for. ESPN has Masters coverage so I'll be watching it all weekend. What I watch: ESPN FoxNews CNBC FBN USA FX TNT Syfy Comedy Central Military Channel Speed Spike But I really only need cable for live sports and news. Everything else is easily available elsewhere.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 10:21 AM (ZPrif)

172 My cable company keeps trying to sell me one of those. They never explain how I'm supposed to call and complain when the cable goes out.

If that's their hope with us, they're in trouble.  I still have a cell phone, I just like having a home phone, too.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 05, 2012 10:21 AM (8y9MW)

173 So tell me this, why don't liberals gripe about having to pay for Fox News?

They hate it so so so so much, wouldn't the idea of being able to drop it appeal to them?

Posted by: AmishDude at April 05, 2012 10:21 AM (T0NGe)

174

I've always wondered how he and Mary Matlin have stayed married all these years.

 

Alcohol.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2012 10:21 AM (B+qrE)

175 Screw Roku. Buy a PC box and a wireless keyboard.

Posted by: cherry at April 05, 2012 10:21 AM (OhYCU)

176 Don't touch my FX/Justified.

Posted by: USA at April 05, 2012 10:22 AM (6Cjut)

177 You could have used ANYTHING other than ESPN.

Eh, maybe he's a hockey fan.

(There's an NHL app for PS3 that'll give you HD content -- unlike Center Ice via Time Warner, which won't give you HD.)

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 05, 2012 10:22 AM (bjRNS)

178

1. Antenna

2. Roku, Netflix, occasional used dvd

3. Profit!

Posted by: Underpants Gnomes That Hate Dish Network at April 05, 2012 10:22 AM (+OP3J)

179 #28 nailed it. Obama care is modeled after cable rates. I, for one, get along without cable.

Posted by: sTevo at April 05, 2012 10:22 AM (FzVlt)

180 A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'Hunting Flies' he responded. 'Oh! Killing any?' she asked. 'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. Intrigued, she asked, 'How can you tell them apart?' He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.'

Posted by: toby928© at April 05, 2012 10:22 AM (GTbGH)

181 What is Ooma?

The first rule of Ooma is, don't talk about Ooma.

Posted by: Cicero at April 05, 2012 10:22 AM (QKKT0)

182 126 The ESPN money goes to: Pay rich left-wing sportscaster personalities like Kornheiser and Wilbon. Who often inject left-wing causes into the sports analysis. And ESPN is a powerful voice. ------------- yep, sick of PTI and their relentless liberal bias - interjecting their love for obama and anything far left into a sports show. If it wasn't for my husband, it would never be on. We need an alternative to ESPN. Like what Fox did to ... just about every competing channel.

Posted by: teebowlTV at April 05, 2012 10:23 AM (HOOye)

183 I'm still hanging on to basic cable for Fox occasionally and Southland and Korean soap operas (just kidding on that one). But I am considering it after my success in firing the phone company.

I dumped AT&T for phone by using a Magicjack. Works like a dream for 20 bucks a year. I was going to drop the landline but decided to try a VOIP device, just to keep an official number to take all the telemarketing calls and leave my cell pristine. Ooma is good too but $250. Why spend the money?

Now I know why they send out hysterical offers for their U-verse every freaking day. They know we are all cutting the expensive cord.

Posted by: PJ at April 05, 2012 10:23 AM (DQHjw)

184

>>They never explain how I'm supposed to call and complain when the cable goes out.

 

My cable has been out for about 2 hours total over 2.5 years!

 

Except for that 30 hours with no power that time...

 

I'll probably stop sending ATT so much money after tornado/hurricane season this year.

Posted by: Mama AJ, paranoid with good reason at April 05, 2012 10:23 AM (XdlcF)

185 well if we are going to gripe, I want to gripe about the Cable beginnings back  in the day. Sold us a bs line that it would be TV without  commercials.
and right you get a 'package' of a hundred channels you don't want for one channel you want..

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 10:23 AM (TomZ9)

186 Don't touch my FX/Justified.

This week's episode was crazy what?

Posted by: toby928© at April 05, 2012 10:23 AM (GTbGH)

187

Current's below the HD channel range for me on Uverse, which is good, because then I don't have to flip through it (with the exception of BBC-America during Dr. Who time, there's nothing worth watching on the "Non HD" channels with the rare exception of the occasional speech on C-Span (like Paul Ryan's budge speech a bit ago.)

Funny thing is I didn't even know they carried it until I was trying to find C-Span to watch said Paul Ryan speech after the cable news networks cut it short.  Uverse groups channels by type, and this one is nominally considered "news" (althouhg, it occured above the weather channel so I'm guessing that makes it "speculation")

Posted by: tsrblke at April 05, 2012 10:23 AM (SYrwI)

188 I've met Carville off-line.  He is not the ass he is on air.  In fact I could see him posting here.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 10:23 AM (WkuV6)

189 The History, Military History, plain Military, Discovery, Discovery Science, and Learning Channels have all degenerated into tripe featuring endless WW2, Pawn Stars, and Ancient Aliens/Nostredamus/Mayan Apocalypse bullshit. It's a shame, but I just hardly ever watch them anymore.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 10:24 AM (niZvt)

190

You're kidding, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2012 02:13 PM (UOM4

Jane, Where could we find such people?

 

Also, even if there were some conservatives who had the talent to be topical, entertaining, funny and informative, they probably donÂ’t all live in New York City.  Therefore, it would be impossible to put a production together.

 

Damn.  If only the technology existed to link people in various locations  with voice and pictures, we would have chance.

 

 Well, maybe in the future when we have flying carsÂ…

Posted by: jwest at April 05, 2012 10:24 AM (ZDsRL)

191 I like the way Current is taking so long to die.  Hopefully,  Al Gore is dumping tons of money into it.

Posted by: Dang at April 05, 2012 10:24 AM (BbX1b)

192 My cable company keeps trying to sell me one of those. They never explain how I'm supposed to call and complain when the cable goes out.

I've got one that's hooked to an answering machine, that catches the spammers that are exempt from "Do Not Call". I use the cell phone for actually conversing with people.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 05, 2012 10:24 AM (bjRNS)

193 unfortunately unless i want  a divorce i will be stuck with cable, forever.


Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 10:24 AM (TomZ9)

194 If you have a laptop with video out, you can hook it up to most modern tvs with an HDMI cable and do without a Roku. I did it that way for a long time. I finally got a Roku with Amazon Prime and now I have way too much stuff to watch.

Posted by: navybrat at April 05, 2012 10:24 AM (zc+Zj)

195 The NBA and NFL are mostly big Dem supporters. The NFL has some high profile Republicans, primarily with white super-Christian quarterbacks. Not sure about MLB and NHL.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 02:12 PM (ZPrif)


--Jared Allen is most certainly conservative.  So many NHL players are non-Americans that it's tough to gauge, and in any case the NHL is so gruelling and so cohesively team-oriented that their stars don't have time or desire (due to not wanting division in the locker room) to mouth off --Tim Thomas being the exception that proves the rule.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 10:24 AM (CE2wR)

196 I have the whole cable phone thing. It sucks. It goes out for 30-60 minutes at a time about once every month or two. Sometimes for longer. I have a cell phone for emergencies cause I don't trust my home cable phone will work.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 10:24 AM (ZPrif)

197 Screw cable. Occupy Wifi McDonalds!

Posted by: cherry at April 05, 2012 10:25 AM (OhYCU)

198 ESPN2 right now, pitchers duel between Verlander and Lester continues. Scoreless in the top of the fifth.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 05, 2012 10:25 AM (HethX)

199 For those interested in the Beck network.
1. The GB show is pretty much what it has always been.
2. Real News from The Blaze is taking two or three interesting news stories and discussing them at a round table. It's kind of like reading a comments thread here with the swear words, blatant insults, and references to bacon taken out.
3. BS of A. A distant attempt at being a conservative-esque Comedy News show. It can be funny. It can also be groaner stuff. Depends on the skit. Better than SNL these days.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose now with dark clouds! at April 05, 2012 10:26 AM (0q2P7)

200 What really chaps me is that one channel I want is BBC America, for Dr Who, so I get to pay for about 90 channels I don't want, just to get it. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 05, 2012 01:57 PM (cQpP1) Seriously, don't watch Dr. Who on BBCA. BitTorrent the thing. BBCA cuts out a TON of footage because of all the stupid commercials, and they're apparently not too cognizant of not cutting out important context. So if you're watching it there you're missing quite a bit.

Posted by: Mandy P. voted and is All Dead Inside now at April 05, 2012 10:26 AM (qFpRI)

201 181 #28 nailed it. Obama care is modeled after cable rates. I, for one, get along without cable. ------------------ And, the carbon footprint thing was scary in the UK http://tinyurl.com/bqp43c9 At least she didn't have to fly to another country to get care, like I had to from Canada to the US.

Posted by: teebowlTV at April 05, 2012 10:26 AM (HOOye)

202 If you have a laptop with video out, you can hook it up to most modern tvs with an HDMI cable and do without a Roku.

When the PS3 was in the shop (I've got an original PS2-enabled one), I used the iPad2 to watch Netflix. Worked great, actually.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 05, 2012 10:27 AM (bjRNS)

203

To add insult to injury.....a lot of these cable and dish companies got ObamaCare Waivers, as a payoff to the Telecom Workers Union.

 

And my cable bill keeps going up! ....Even though we've made no changes to our service.

Posted by: wheatie at April 05, 2012 10:27 AM (+5U+B)

204 Virtually all non-game programming on ESPN sucks, although 30 by 30 was good.

Posted by: boniface ballers at April 05, 2012 10:27 AM (bPbwB)

205

150 GB seems to be my monthly allotment.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 05, 2012 10:27 AM (XdlcF)

206 The NBA holds fund-raisers for Obama alongside the All-Star game. The Miami Heat took pictures wearing hoodies to support the racists backing Trayvon Martin. It sucks because, as a kid, the NBA was probably my favorite league. And basketball was my favorite sport. Jordan used to say, "Republicans buy shoes, too". But the current NBA stars think they can spit in my face and still get my money. Fuck the NBA.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 10:27 AM (ZPrif)

207 Egypt: Brotherhood presidency candidate says Shariah 'final goal' Khairat el-Shater meets with Salafi clerics, stresses he would form group of religious scholars to 'help parliament' enforce Islamic law. But this White House is "optimistic" ? The United States, though, has not condemned the move. Administration officials have told The New York Times they were actually optimistic about the nomination -- as he could pose a challenge to another hard-line Islamist candidate now leading the race Yeah Sharia law is real moderate? What a bunch of cock suckering idiots.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 10:28 AM (i6RpT)

208 Seriously, don't watch Dr. Who on BBCA. BitTorrent the thing.

If you're willing to wait, Netflix is currently covered with BBC programming.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 05, 2012 10:28 AM (bjRNS)

209 Santana is getting tired and has walked the bases loaded after giving up a double.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 10:29 AM (i6RpT)

210 Why get a Roku for $50 and bluray player for $100+ when you can get a PS3 for $200?  PS3 also streams from your PC (music/movies/pics).

Plus, PS3 has games and resale value.

Posted by: wooga at April 05, 2012 10:29 AM (vjyZP)

211 It's kind of like reading a comments thread here with the swear words, blatant insults, and references to bacon taken out.

Mmmm ... bacon.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 05, 2012 10:30 AM (bjRNS)

212 Funny you have a post about Time Warner.  I about choked to death when I actually read my last bill.  $130 for basic cable and internet.  No crap.

When I signed up 3 years ago, it was 89..  Now I see offers on their website for digital phone, internet (super upgraded of course), and cable with hbo for $89.99

WTF?

I'm cancelling Timewarner today with great pleasure.  Keeping internet, but I don't need tv that bad.  $80 a month for basic cable?  holy smoly.  This is old, antiquated timewarner too.. They are still using the menu software from the early 90's.. yep, blue and yellow menu.. slow as hell.  I recently saw a friends tv with FIOS and was blown away.  Dude.. TM, the 21st century called and stuff

goodbye

Posted by: What a Jerk at April 05, 2012 10:30 AM (zMhtB)

213 Netflix notifies the Democrat Party every time you pause a movie, or rewind the booby shots.

Posted by: cherry at April 05, 2012 10:31 AM (OhYCU)

214 Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 05, 2012 02:28 PM (bjRNS) The XBox market place was also selling the full newest episodes of Dr. Who the same day they aired all last season. I'm sure they will again, too. It's worth it to me.

Posted by: Mandy P. voted and is All Dead Inside now at April 05, 2012 10:31 AM (qFpRI)

215 201 For those interested in the Beck network. ----------- thanks

Posted by: teebowlTV at April 05, 2012 10:31 AM (HOOye)

216 If you're willing to wait, Netflix is currently covered with BBC programming.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 05, 2012 02:28 PM (bjRNS)

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Yes, I am switching over to WDTV, and will do Netflix.  WDTV will play wav files, and my television/receiver spends more time playing music than displaying shows anyway.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 05, 2012 10:31 AM (cQpP1)

217 Why get a Roku for $50 and bluray player for $100+ when you can get a PS3 for $200?

Worth noting: an Xbox 360 will do similar things, but you have to have a Xbox Gold membership to access Netflix, etc. (When last I checked.)

If you've already got an Xbox and no PS3, Gold might be worth it.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 05, 2012 10:32 AM (bjRNS)

218 "I'll pay for FX and USA, and Spike, I guess, and maybe TNT, and that's pretty much it."

And how much would every viewer of these channels need to pay to make them viable?

Much more than each viewer is paying now.  You save on the stuff you want and get robbed on the stuff you don't want.

Ultimately, you're paying the cable bill so what you're currently paying is a reasonable price for just the channels you like.

I think the idea here is indeed that it allows otherwise non-viable channels to exist, which justifies higher prices for the total cable bill because of the impression you are getting a lot of product.  Even though you don't want all this excess product, many people find this appealing enough to subscribe to cable TV.  It's good for their business model and it's good for these stations that can prop up a ton of producers, actors, studios instead of just the top 5 or so shows.

For me I just cancelled cable and I watch what I want from streaming services.  I hope few do this because I think the programs are not viable on this model unless Netflix doubles its price.

Posted by: Dustin at April 05, 2012 10:32 AM (z36s0)

219 I am introducing a new network soon. Explosive. Groundbreaking.

Posted by: SMODtv at April 05, 2012 10:32 AM (OhYCU)

220 Beck's move to the internet shows the power of cable though. A year or two ago Beck was driving the debate. Obama and the Left were forced to respond to Beck on a daily basis. Is there a single story Beck has driven since he launched GBTV? He seems less influential now than Breitbart or DailyCaller. I loved Beck's show. Napolitano tried something similar on FBN and it didn't work. Partly cause he looks so freakin weird. He's built like a Lord of the Rings dwarf shaved his beard. And, unlike Beck, he wasn't able to lighten the mood. Just continuous angry libertarian rage. Not many people want to listen to that. Mainly it was on FBN, though, which gets Current levels of viewership.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 10:33 AM (ZPrif)

221 I mostly only watch TV to see sporting events and a handful of other shows. Everything else I can watch on DVD, Netflix, network's websites, etc.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 05, 2012 10:33 AM (d6QMz)

222 213 It's kind of like reading a comments thread here with the swear words, blatant insults, and references to bacon taken out. Mmmm ... bacon. -------------------- someone actually bought the Bacon Coffin http://tinyurl.com/cokv64p

Posted by: teebowlTV at April 05, 2012 10:34 AM (HOOye)

223 When we lived in Maryland...about 20 years ago now; Time Warner there had ala carte  service beyond the basic package.  There were preset teirs, and then bundles you could do with any of the tiers that made it cheaper if you watched most of the channels in the bundle, but if you wanted, say Disney Channel, but didn't watch the 15 other channels that came in the bundle, you could just pay for Disney on top of whatever tier of cable you had.  We basically did that (basic + Disney and a couple of other stations).  The decoder box was also attached to the house, so you could hook up as many TVs as you wanted inside. 

Would be nice to have that option again,  

Posted by: Ranba Ral at April 05, 2012 10:35 AM (G99e4)

224 The first rule of Ooma is, don't talk about Ooma. Posted by: Cicero at April 05, 2012 02:22 PM (QKKT0) ******* *oops*.

Posted by: tasker at April 05, 2012 10:35 AM (r2PLg)

225 I'm not against a la carte cable.  But I'm not really against the system we have, either.

It seems to me that there is some value in the system we have.  Under this system, some channels that air mostly re-runs and would not get much in the way of subscribers, are able to take chances on content (such as AMC and FX).

Absent that, we would get only channels airing sure things like Three and 1/2 Men and would not get a lot of the quality programming that is sprinkled widely over a ton of channels.  There are a bunch of channels that I literally watch one show on the channel and never look at that channel any other time.  Without a la carte, that channel likely wouldn't exist and that show I like would never be made. 

So, not sure what the answer is, unless we down to simply paying for the "shows" you like and not even the channels.  But again, in that case, a ton of stuff will never get made as the risk would become way too high.

We bemoan shows like Firefly being cancelled, but a show like that would likely never even be made if people are paying only for shows they actually watch. 

Posted by: Monkeytoe at April 05, 2012 10:37 AM (sOx93)

226 The XBox market place was also selling the full newest episodes of Dr. Who the same day they aired all last season. I'm sure they will again, too. It's worth it to me.

No need to justify it to me. I was watching Big Trouble in Little China last night, and the wife says, "We should get this on Blu-Ray."

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 05, 2012 10:37 AM (bjRNS)

227 Napolitano tried something similar on FBN and it didn't work. Partly cause he looks so freakin weird. He's built like a Lord of the Rings dwarf shaved his beard. And, unlike Beck, he wasn't able to lighten the mood. Just continuous angry libertarian rage. Not many people want to listen to that.

Mainly it was on FBN, though, which gets Current levels of viewership.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 02:33 PM (ZPrif)

And the fact that Napolitano is an idiot whose legal analysis is often wrong and if not wrong, simplistic at best. 

Posted by: Monkeytoe at April 05, 2012 10:38 AM (sOx93)

228 I've met Carville off-line. He is not the ass he is on air. In fact I could see him posting here.

Meatspace is a lie.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 05, 2012 10:38 AM (SY2Kh)

229 . Ooma is good too but $250. Why spend the money? ******* When I bought it......heh. It was not $250. ********** AllenG http://www.ooma.com I had it for years--if I shut down other demands on bandwidth I got rid of the problems that someone upthread mentioned--instantly.

Posted by: tasker at April 05, 2012 10:39 AM (r2PLg)

230 My understanding is most PGA guys are Republicans. Of course, the PGA is increasingly filled with guys who grew up uber-rich. Basically rich kids who's Dad's had membership in a country club in the sunbelt. If you aren't playing golf 24/7 by the age of 12 your odds of becoming a successful golf pro are very small. Just getting access to that much playing time for your 12 year old is prohibitively expensive for the vast majority of Americans. Middle class families just can't afford to pay for the kid to play golf every single day. But that's what you have to do to become elite today.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 10:39 AM (ZPrif)

231 Roku and Netflix works great, but we finally reconnected our cable service primarily for college sports. You can stream most games off of Justin.tv and other sites, but it kind of sucks. If Roku had a Pac-12 channel that worked like the MLB channel, there would be no reason to ever go back to cable.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 05, 2012 10:40 AM (+lsX1)

232 nascar guys are mostly christian conservative Republicans.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 10:41 AM (ZPrif)

233

Hmmm, how about expanding this into an analogy with health care?

Or will that lead to a "Republican war on Current TV"?

Posted by: Randy M at April 05, 2012 10:44 AM (vI8R6)

234 I have broadband through ATT up to 3mb or whatever. That plus basic phone costs me $75 a month which I think is waaaay to much. The internet a lone is $35. There are always all these hidden taxes. The bill is pages long and barely decipherable. They charge a fortune for services that should be free.

Posted by: mike at April 05, 2012 10:46 AM (yyxSW)

235 AllenG, get an Ooma or Magicjack. It's connected to cable but you have your cell for backup.

Posted by: PJ at April 05, 2012 10:46 AM (DQHjw)

236 I have a BluRay player which I use my TV more for than watching TV. It has an input on it for a lan line from my internet connection. It will feed all that shit to the TV. But my problem is the dam computer connection via the cable is too damn slow in my neighborhood for streaming movies. .

Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2012 10:50 AM (YdQQY)

237 We're dropping cable. Thor's a big TV watcher, but he says there is hardly anything on worth watching. He gave up TV for Lent, so this is a good time to drop it altogether anyway.

All I ever watch is baseball, and Thor got me MLB TV through his Roku.

I don't really understand what the darn Roku thing is, exactly, but he loves it.



Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 05, 2012 10:57 AM (SsG4J)

238 #165, sucks that Suddenlink did that, but since I departed the Fort Polk metro area for the last time, I don't have to worry about it.

Up here in the Tennessee hills, I have DirecTV for TV, and HughesNet for Internet. I'd love to get rid of both if the cable company would come out another five miles. DirecTV is mostly shopping channels and infomercials (even if I do have the Military Channel and BBC America) and HughesNet is slow as fuck plus has a really abysmally low data limit. 475 Mb per 24 hours ain't SHIT these days. I have to do a lot of personal Net stuff at work just because the home infrastructure won't take it.

Posted by: SGT Dan at April 05, 2012 10:58 AM (jCQ+I)

239 I'll play the Devil's advocate and point out that the cable companies' position isn't just that economies of scale applies to the channels you don't want, but it also applies to the channels you do want. By forcing every one to get both BET and Spike, both channels cost less for both audiences. The cable companies figure that if everyone could go ala carte, then only the very popular channels would survive. And then the channel lineup would be something like 30 channels instead of 450.

And, since a big part of the cost of running a cable company is building and maintaining the infrastructure (all those wires and amplifiers and so forth), and since they would have less channels to split the overhead between, all the pricing on the individual channels would have to be jacked up. And in the end, everyone would still have to pay a bunch for a whole lot less.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 05, 2012 11:11 AM (k34Gz)

240 Good perspective, Anon, thanks.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 05, 2012 11:19 AM (SsG4J)

241 @infidel - Re Roku. I have looked into it, but not being a techie I'm not sure if I can hook it up to the TV. Sure don't want to sit in the office to watch. Is there some info on Roku for dummies somewhere? (I know, loaded question.)

If you can hook up a DVD player to your TV then you can hook up a Roku.  Roku walks you through wireless setup and acct validation  on screen in plain English in simple steps.

We dumped bundled cable service last month, bought a digital antenna at Fry's for local channels, replaced bundled VOIP with Vonage World and even with biz class hi-speed bandwidth and Netflix we're saving $150 a month. That's not chump change.

We've subscribed to Amazon Prime since its inception for all-you-can-eat shipping and Netflix may be the next to go as the Prime catalog already overlaps about 75% of Netflix...especially if they don't improve their sucky interface PDQ.



Posted by: Buh-Bye HBO at April 05, 2012 11:37 AM (7JY6C)

242 +1 to Anon Y. Mous @ #241 above. 

All these channels have similar deals, except for the ones which are part of packages offered to the cable and satellite companies by the providers - and those are usually popular enough packages to render such things unneeded.  With modern optical fibers, the cost of adding new channels is almost nothing once the infrastructure is in place.  Satellites aren't quite as limitless, but the latest generations have more than enough capacity as a practical matter.

So all those channels you don't watch actually SUBSIDIZE the ones you do!  How?  Part of the deal is commercial time.  The channel doesn't have the staff to sell its own (except for those in production packages, parts of existing networks), but the time is valuable even if only a few people watch. 

The commercials sold on the Animal Planet help keep TNT and the channels you do like cheaper for you.

You are just being a typical consumer, and thinking it is all about you.  This is why customer service has declined so much over the years:  so many customers are self-centered assholes.

Posted by: Adjoran at April 05, 2012 11:44 AM (VfmLu)

243 Time Warner is not Time Warner Cable. Different companies. The company eliminating Current is TWC.

Posted by: Immolate at April 05, 2012 11:51 AM (0pB27)

244

Mrs. Reason gets angry at U-Verse for not being quite as "instantaneous" as she would prefer, despite the fact that it is lightyears better (and significantly more reliable) than Dish was.

 

She would kill me and make it look like an accident if I moved the household off of U-Verse and onto some sort of DIY boxee / roku / streaming-off-the-computer setup.  Quite simply, to her, the "convenience" of a familiar menu system is worth the expense over "going it alone" with these other options.

 

Oh well.  *opens wallet, and dumps another stack of bills into the in-sink-erator.

Posted by: reason at April 05, 2012 11:57 AM (5npD/)

245

But the reason that there will be a massive fight over a la carte cable instead of the bundles and must-carry setup we have now is, I suspect, very similar to the periodic fights over "net neutrality" and "wireless for all!" that crop up occassionally.

 

Move to a la carte, and I suspect that TV companies will charge based on markets.  MSNBC will be cheaper than FNC in deep blue markets, and vice versa in deep red ones.  Things, for a while, will likely get very messy, and consumers will get incredbily complaney once their brother on the other side of the state line pays less for G4 than they do...

 

Let's not give TV / cable companies too much credit here to not completely hose a good idea.

Posted by: reason at April 05, 2012 12:06 PM (5npD/)

246 Actually what we should do is repeal ALL federal laws regarding cable/satellite TV and and abolish the FCC which was established by FDR to shut down opposition press on the radio.

Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2012 12:12 PM (YdQQY)

247 FX, ok, (Justified anyone?) USA---All NCIS all the time, TNT, not bad, but Spike!?--Puleeze, absolutely the worst "entertainment" channel on TV, wall to wall commercials, shows chopped up with no thought to story or continuity whatsoever. Awful television is a more apt name.

Posted by: Semilitterate at April 05, 2012 12:38 PM (snGrd)

248

What the heck "Gore" rhymes with "Bore" as in boooorrrrrrinnnnggggg!

 

And let's face it, unless The Goracle appears on Current, grinnng like a monkey and  pounding his pud to "release his Second Chakra", there's not much to see there.

 

 

 

Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 05, 2012 12:49 PM (6USwK)

249 Frankly, the minute I can get Fox News, the Science Channel, and SciFi network via internet streaming, I'm going to yank the cable TV out of the wall so fast my neighbors will hear the loose end slapping around in the walls.

Posted by: DriveBy at April 05, 2012 04:48 PM (C9Vc8)

250 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2012 04:52 PM (7W3wI)

251 Nor can you subscribe to just the Sports section of a newspaper. Cable a la carte would probably cost you just as much as it currently does because the channels you do want would be far more expensive. This is basic economics.

Posted by: A Reasonable Man at April 06, 2012 03:57 AM (Je21I)

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