1 Tomorrow: Zombie Ninjas

Tuesday: Daleks

2 MEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWW.

3 If zombies do rise from the dead, eliminating them wouldn't be that difficult. They'll all be gathered up in tight groups come election day.

4 Finally, we have reached the over-saturation of zombies.

5 Get in, Russ.

6

It's "it's", not "its".....

(And put a comma after "Today", wouldja?)

7 Teresa: Comma inside the quotes.
(And put a comma after "Today," wouldja?)

8
I right my missiles without punctuation and the only complaints are from creepy republicans.

9 Now a "Hello Kitty" themed AR15?

2007?  Now?

10 I'm with you, man. What's with the stupid zombie thing anyway?

11 9 Weft, yeah.  Comments were interesting though.

12 WANT Hello Kitty assault rifle.

WHERE CAN I BUY IT IMMEDIATELY?

13 7 Teresa: Comma inside the quotes. (And put a comma after "Today," wouldja?) Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck, broadening her sphere of interests at January 22, 2012 05:14 PM (xqhoO) Only if you're quoting someone. If you're using a quote to denote an expression or for sylistic purposes to be "cool", the comma is on the outside. Just sayin'...

14 I guess since Russ mentioned shooting it wouldn't be too much of an etiquette breach to show off my stove pipe again.

http://tinyurl.com/7y6bndn

15 Wait. It's tits, not "tit's"?

16 Jerry, yes Jerry Sandusky was like a brother to me.  And great with the kids. My, it's hot here. Where am I, anyways?

17

How about replacing zombies with commies? Or is that too 1984?

Then again, all fashion is cyclical. If tie dye can make a comeback, why not anti-communism?

18 Best Buy has "Twilight" brand beauty products.

19 Is this the thread for pussies who don't like guns?

20

And yes, I've got something to say

http://tinyurl.com/erm2z

 

21 When PC dies, zombies will go away. Until we are able to speak honestly about our enemies, try to enjoy the zombie jamboree.

22 Giffords is resigning but she managed to keep hope alive just long enough to reach eligibility for her congressional pension.

23 And if you want Zombie vs Shark, here's a clip from Fulci's Zombi 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOSN2s8FY8Q

24
What's with the stupid zombie thing anyway?

Posted by: Andy at January 22, 2012 05:24 PM (XG+Mn)

It's the sugar high and emotional fad that the new retard generation focuses on.

They'll also vote for Obama.

25 I was a big fan of the Romero movies as a kid, many years before the current zombie craze was kicked into gear with "28 Days Later" and the '04 "Dawn of the Dead" remake.  Zombies were a sub-sub-genre of horror, something represented only by old, worn VHS copies of these and a few other movies that you sometimes had to dig to find, and seemed all the more bizarre and frightening because of it.

I really liked both "28 Days" movies and the DOTD remake.  Thought it was cool that zombies were getting wider popular exposure because hey, more product.  But by now all the weirdness and fun have been sucked right out of the zombie concept because zombies are everywhere you turn around.  They've been oversaturated in media to the point I'm beyond sick of them now.  They've become cultural touchstones for hipster douchebags.  And they're all the more wearisome because there's really only a very limited variation on the kinds of stories you can tell about them before beating the whole idea into the ground.  The Zombie Bubble is overdue to burst.

26 22 Giffords is resigning but she managed to keep hope alive just long enough to reach eligibility for her congressional pension. Posted by: Ms Choksondik at January 22, 2012 05:43 PM (fYOZx) Evidently, the slug missed the higher pecuniary functions of her brain.

27

The whole zombie thing got started in the prepper forums. Zombies (aka Walking Dead) are code for all of the sheeple who didn't stock up on mre's, gold/silver, guns & ammo before the SHTF or The Great Day of the Ropes (for all of you racists out there).

WOLVERINES!!!

28 I predict Zombie Fluffers will be the next big AMC show. The scripts practically write themselves.

29 13 7 Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck, broadening her sphere of interests at January 22, 2012 05:14 PM (xqhoO)

Only if you're quoting someone. If you're using a quote to denote an expression or for sylistic purposes to be "cool", the comma is on the outside. Just sayin'...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 05:29 PM (niZvt)

 

You dare correct Little Miss Spellcheck? I see you like living life on the edge ...

30 There really shouldn't be another zombie movie or TV show for about the next 15 years.  Get all the garbage flushed out of the system and then start the genre anew.

31

The supersaturation of zombie-themed productions (and "[Fill-in-the-Historical-Figure-or-Literary-Hero/ine-Name], Vampire Hunter" type of production as well) is all down to cowardly leftist screenwriters who, deep down, know that they and we want to blast away hordes of (Sunni and Shi'a) jihadis.

These screenwriter types (I'm using the term broadly) can't own up to designating radical Islamists as irredeemably evil and bent on either enslaving all in their path or slaughtering those who will not submit, because owning up to this assessment -- naming and judging our enemy -- would be tantamount in their worldview to acquiescing in racism. 

They couldn't live with themselves if it means confronting the truth, and so they set their thinking in lockstep with the folks currently running the show out of Pennsylvania Avenue and their drivel about man-caused disasters etc.

The morally cheap compromise solution the screenwriter types come up with is to play to the hormonal essentials, to pander to the justifiable core rage the American public feels towards jihadi evildoing, but at the same time pull a popular-culture switcheroo as to the identity of the object(s) of that rage.  Instead, we get the morally neutral "threat" posed by hordes of zombies, vampires, lycans, aliens, whatever -- all relentless and "acceptably" dehumanized.

 

32 Put the pimiento cheese recipe on the previous thread and then discovered you guys had moved on to Zombies

33 OT, just read that fox news hired a Soros employee named Sally Kohn as a news contributor. She is a bull duke who had appeared on O'Reilly and got into a pissing contest with Geraldine at an OWS rally. Short blond hair and dresses like a dude. What has become of Fox hiring the enemy.

34 You assholes can't give a Harley and gun loving woman who took a bullet in the brain while serving her district a break, can you?

I hope you enjoy Gingrot -the Fat Bastid despised by 60+ per cent of America.   You need a fresh douche.

35 This bullshit about zombies wanting "brains" when everybody knows they'll eat any part of you really frosts me.

36 I hope you realize I was just being a real smart-alecky brat when I made my earlier comment (#6) - forgot to put a smile or /sarc after it.....  :-)

37 I hope you enjoy Gingrot -the Fat Bastid despised by 60+ per cent of America.   You need a fresh douche.

Posted by: Clarence at January 22, 2012 05:59 PM (z0HdK)

Pointed AND topical!

38

 I hope you enjoy Gingrot -the Fat Bastid despised by 60+ per cent of America.   You need a fresh douche.

Looks like we got one.

39 ACME makes fine products. It's not their fault the coyote didn't use them properly. They need a better advertising roll out; I never seem to catch their commercials on TV.

40 37 I hope you enjoy Gingrot -the Fat Bastid despised by 60+ per cent of America.   You need a fresh douche. Posted by: Clarence at January 22, 2012 05:59 PM (z0HdK) I feel your pain, bro. Now STFU!

41 That's awesome that you guys are talking about Giffords and zombies.

42 This thread is deader than Joe Paterno.

43 41 That's awesome that you guys are talking about Giffords and zombies. Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2012 06:14 PM (Ke2m6) Well, you know how to kill a zombie, right?

44 34 You assholes can't give a Harley and gun loving woman who took a bullet in the brain while serving her district a break, can you? I hope you enjoy Gingrot -the Fat Bastid despised by 60+ per cent of America. You need a fresh douche. Posted by: Clarence at January 22, 2012 05:59 PM (z0HdK) Well Summer's Eve, considering the only bill she ever sponsored was to cut congressional salaries and benefits to save money, it's rich that she hung on to 'serving' for a year without actually representing her district until the day after she qualifies for those lifelong benefits.

45 31. ITA but according to Gates, diversity is more important than human life. The ideas are on the march and they're gonna eat your brains.

46 CoolCzech, ouch! Just for the record, I have nothing to do with the Giffords conversation. I was merely addressing oppression, repression and "repressive tolerance." Any time someone feels compelled to addendum - another zombie is born. I'm naming mine Chuckles after TarMan (his birthname).

47

Ms Choksondik-

A decent person could overlook this one instance given the particulars of Rep. Giffords case. She was 'on-duty' when she was shot in the head, y'know. And don't rebut me because I don't care what you think but you can go tell Rep. Giffords to her face. Turd.

 

48

It was strange at the time that although Gabriele Giffords was a serving Congresswoman, a Federal District Judge was also shot and killed.  Hardly a mention of that, as I viewed the article about Giffords retiring today.  The article also mentioned and named her aid that was killed.  But no mention of the judge, who happened to also be a Republican.  He is a non-person now, and has ceased to exist.

Forever after, Jared Loughner will be remembered as the man who shot Congresswoman Giffords and ended her "promising" career in politics.  The name of Judge Rollins has disappeared down the memory hole.

49 Best Buy has "Twilight" brand beauty products. Posted by: lauren at January 22, 2012 05:38 PM (T+uRN) I recently saw "300" brand man-grooming products on the shelf at Fry's Electronics. Aftershave, bodywash, lotion etc. Yeah, Miller & Snyder's "300". Seriously.

50 @47: PLEASE CozMark, spare us the sanctimonius bullshit. I remember the things that were said when Reagan and Brady were shot, by the left. For that matter, when Limbaugh suffered hearing loss, or suffered unintentional pain killer addiction. Self-righteous prick.

51

Reader CJ Burch-

Seriously dude? You're bitter and jaded over that? I knew the Judge died, never gave a crap that he was a Republican or Democrat. Does it matter that much? You should look in the mirror or go over the DU or FDL and see how you look.

Sometimes the best post you can make is the one that you DON'T MAKE.

 

52 OT, just read that fox news hired a Soros employee named Sally Kohn as a news contributor.

How the fuck do people as stupid as her, rise in further in life then a college professor?

53 ^{18 Best Buy has "Twilight" brand beauty products.}

^{Posted by: lauren at January 22, 2012 05:38 PM (T+uRN)}

Walmart's bakery had some "Twilight" cupcakes.

54

CoolCzech-

I'm not the one who's being sanctimonius. You've misapplied that word. At the least I was being sanctimonius in response to someone else's sanctimony. And so if you apply that to your comment about what the libs said when Reagan was shot, you may just find yourself in a learning moment. Use it, learn from it.

55

Sometimes the best post you can make is the one that you DON'T MAKE.

Posted by: CozMark at January 22, 2012 06:35 PM (HK4Kc)

When did this douche show up? And when did this fascination with celebrities death or misfortune become popular? I never met Giffords or Paterno and could give a fuck less about them, there are literally hundreds of people that die or suffer trauma everyday in this country that are far better people then they ever were, yet we're supposed to revere them just because they're a celebrate of some sort. Fuck that.

56 As a tea party attendee, I've already been blamed for her shooting, the murders of 6 people and injuries of 12 others by her husband and her friends, none of whom made sure she or her constituents had proper security in spite of death threats. Being called sanctimonious and indecent by you is the least of my concerns.

57 @54: I'm not even sure what your comment means, guy, but I'm sure you must think it's very profound.

58

Sometimes the best post you can make is the one that you DON'T MAKE.

 Posted by: CozMark

You're a bit of a fatuous asshole, aren't you?  You seemed to have missed the whole episode of sobbing and weeping because the wonderful young Gabriele Giffords, a Democrat, had "crosshairs" put on her district by the evil troll Sarah Palin.  And that was what made Jared Loughner shoot her - not his advanced psychopathic behavior that went totally unoticed by the local Sheriff despite continual public clues of his tendencies toward violent expression.

Because if Judge Roll's death was considered, it would tend to take away the partisan nastiness that some in the Media wanted to paint on this whole tragedy. And it was a tragedy for those killed and injured that day, including Gabby Giffords.  She was the one, though, that has been made into a martyr by the Media (not of her making) to the shooting that day.

59 That was intended for douchemark, who said s/he wouldn't read it anyway.

60 When did this douche show up?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 22, 2012 06:47 PM (GZitp)

I know right?

61 I find it amusing that a bunch of petty little bitches got their panties all wet and knotted up because I called them on their bitchy fagboy comments.

62 there are literally hundreds of people that die or suffer trauma everyday in this country that are far better people then they ever were, yet we're supposed to revere them just because they're a celebrate of some sort. Fuck that.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 22, 2012 06:47 PM (GZitp)

^^^This. I don't give a fuck about her mainly because it was pushed on me.

If you listened to her statement, it was poorly pieced together because it obviously took her a minute or two to formulate a single word.

She was a lib. Fuck her. And fuck the Commie assholes who use her like a puppet now.

They can all go to hell.

63 Oh, and fuck Gabby Giffords in one of the holes in her skull.