December 17, 2012

Top Headline Comments 12-17-12
— Gabriel Malor

Happy Monday.

Just two items to get you started today. First, the next IPCC global warming report draft has leaked. And it has some rather astonishing admissions about the effect of the sun on climate.

Second, media fact-checkers took a lot of heat during the campaign for being stealth op-eds. Occasional guestblogger Ben Domenech has compiled a list of the ten worst fact-checks of the election; that should get your blood pumping today.

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1 Good Morning Morons.  Today is Monday, December 17, 2012.  on this day in 1777 thanks to the untiring efforts of Benjamin Franklin France recognized American independence.  French recognition and aid was the keystone to the American victory.  But it proved to be a disaster for the French Monarchy who ran up huge debts aiding America.  They absolutely “lost their heads” in that action

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:00 AM (53z96)

2 OÂ’shitforbrains inserts himself in CT tragedy to further screw up parents lives and grief.  Meanwhile, as expected, he and commie politicians call for more gun control.   My position is “gun control” allowed the maniac to go and kill children unhampered.  So the next time some liberal asswipe says something to you about the lack of gun control causing them, reverse it and tell them it was their fucking fault personally and get in their face.  It is time to “not just fight back” at liberals.


And speaking of “gun control” I learned this weekend while shooting with my brothers that I ainÂ’t worth a shit anymore with my .357.  With my neuropathy it actually hurts my hands to shot.

http://is.gd/NtUY2Z

http://is.gd/OzfYBm

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:00 AM (53z96)

3 Evidently we also need hammer control.  Where is the call to ban and register hammers?

http://is.gd/SEew1C

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:01 AM (53z96)

4 Founder of shitty pizza franchise sues Obamacare.

http://is.gd/LieUIf

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:01 AM (53z96)

5 Feel-good story for today


Despite being the home of McShitty there must be something good about AZ besides one of my “good” SILs living there.  Not only is Phoenixgirl, who sent me some Enterprise stuff from their last cruise there, but there is a church group there who gives away a mass of bicycles to poor kids.  Thank you AZ and thank you Phoenixgirl.

http://is.gd/K6hTEj

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:01 AM (53z96)

6 This story would not be very noteworthy except for this statement:

Since the last installment of this story in May, nobody has collected the outstanding reward of $50,000 for conclusive proof of the continued existence of the Ivory Billed Woodpecker, nor has anyone insured a Plymouth Champ with classic car insurer Hagerty Insurance.


I personally have seen one of those woodpeckers down in the GA river swamps. And an old friend of mine, who is now deceased, actually shot 2 of them and had then stored in his freezer.  But I doubt if he was still alive if he would come forward to collect the 50K.  What would be the fine for shooting two birds who were supposed to be extinct.  I would have preferred that he took a damn picture myself.

http://is.gd/Ro3acQ

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:02 AM (53z96)

7 Typical Demonrat action.  Hurricane Sandy aid bill filled with unrelated socialism and pork.  Kill it and drive a stake through it.

http://is.gd/FgAqdc

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:02 AM (53z96)

8 Hillary faints and suffers a concussion. Send her to a Brit hospital as a “POOR” patient and let her sample her wares.

http://is.gd/vtYdsZ

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:02 AM (53z96)

9 Boner offers to roll over again if Oturdhead will agree to cuts in SS and Medicare which are really not related to the damn current mess.   Really great negotiator there.  In the end we know he will roll over anyway which is why Obummer will not deal with him. SID you stupid SOB.

http://is.gd/dJBwPj

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:03 AM (53z96)

10 Another sign of the upcoming Mayan Apocalypse.  A court has ruled that the government can not come in and “regulate” the Hemingway cats in Key West.  I am delighted because I have seen those cats personally.  If the government took over they would all be dead in short order.

http://is.gd/lv5cID

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:03 AM (53z96)

11 The egg heads of the IPCC have finally started to realize the sun might be to blame?  The deuce you say!  Never saw that one coming Sherlock.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 03:03 AM (+k/kq)

12 Jamie Foxx admits he is a racist but it takes a Brit paper to tell us.  I am so tired of being called a racist because I oppose communism and the FSA I think I am going to go the other way.  I am going to become a 50s era racist in all my thoughts and deeds involving the spoken word. 


Blacks are no longer automatically blacks in my book.  They voted for Obummer commie government by a 95% majority therefore they are “n*gg*rs” until proven otherwise.  This is the racial LIB theory.  You have repeated asked for racist action, welcome to the real shit sandwich.

http://is.gd/D869XR

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:03 AM (53z96)

13 Liberal talking heads go insane over CT shooting.  If I was one of those parents I would track Bob Shittfer down and beat the living shit out of him so he could change his name.

http://is.gd/fjxxs1

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:04 AM (53z96)

14 Muzzoe asshole screams for a new third eye in his forehead.  

http://is.gd/hAULwU

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:04 AM (53z96)

15 Mrs OÂ’s friend faces perjury charges for lying under oath???  Is that a joke?  IT.WILL.NEVER.HAPPEN  Democraps never face perjury charges because they are ALL liars.

http://is.gd/mbf48F

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:04 AM (53z96)

16 PLO says new Israeli settlements are a “red line” for violence. What a damn joke.  The actual red line is IsraelÂ’s very existence.

http://is.gd/3pSWBj

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:05 AM (53z96)

17 The insanity over navel gazing from the last election continues.  If you really want to now why we lost go no further than “GOP analysts” like this one who is grinding his surrender and pander ax.

http://is.gd/bZzS1Y

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:05 AM (53z96)

18 Heritage examines all the different ways Boner wants to sell us out.

http://is.gd/FBdY7d

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:05 AM (53z96)

19 Kindle book deal – The First Confessor – I paid $12 for this and it is a good book.

http://is.gd/34ok9Y

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:06 AM (53z96)

20 Word of the day – Wakerife

http://is.gd/6jpUUT

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:06 AM (53z96)

21 And finally, todayÂ’s Christmas Kitteh

http://is.gd/QUhsIO


And thatÂ’s it for Monday, December 17, 2012

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:06 AM (53z96)

22

Good morning, ‘rons and ‘ronettes.  Can I vent about Massachusetts drivers?  HereÂ’s a fucking clue for you, jackholes – if the inch of snow we got this morning looks to you like a repeat of the Blizzard of Â’78, do those of us who know how to drive a frigging favor and stay the hell off the road, you farging iceholes!

 

 

Whew.  IÂ’ve got a 7.30 meeting, so todayÂ’s stories are early.  Yesterday, in the middle of a vent, I shared a Richard Burton story and a Richard Harris story.  HereÂ’s another Harris tale. . .

 

 

In 1957, Harris was on the cusp of a great acting career.  One offer he received was to appear at the Bristol Old Vic in supporting roles opposite Peter O'Toole, and it was the beginning of a lifelong friendship between the two.  Both legendary boozers, during intermissions they would prop up the bar at the local, managing just barely to get back in time for the second-act curtain.  During one matinee, the two had grabbed some prime real estate at the bar and were loath to leave, until a stagehand burst in screaming, "You're on!"  Harris and O'Toole burst out and made it back into the theater in 15 seconds, O'Toole the winner by a head.  Crashing into the wings, he burst past the backstage crew and tumbled on to the stage, nearly careening off the lip and into the audience.  A woman in the front row sniffed his breath: "My God, he's pissed drunk."  O'Toole lifted his head.  "You think this is bad.  Wait till you see the other fella.”

 


 
Then there was the time when the two - drunk and horny - were looking for the flat of an accommodating young woman they knew.  When persistent knocking at her door produced no response, O'Toole shimmied up the drainpipe, knocked on the comely lass' window and was let in.  Harris, meanwhile, had attempted the same route, only getting four stories up before the drainpipe broke away from the wall and left him hanging in midair.  So O'Toole and the girl called the bobbies.  When they'd rescued Harris, O'Toole leaned out of the window.  "Officers, arrest that drunken Irishman!" he shouted.  "He was trying to break into our home!"

 


 
One more O'Toole, from early in his career when he was a struggling young man of the boards:  In a performance of ChekhovÂ’s Uncle Vanya, he had one line: "Mr. Astrov, the horses have arrived."  Desperate to make the most out of such a tiny role, the actor decided that the peasant he played was actually the young Joseph Stalin.  Going on stage consumed with anger for the aristocracy, hours of makeup making him the absolute double of the dictator, O'Toole could feel an almost physical wave of anticipation coming from the audience.  He glared at his fellow actors, paused for effect and snarled quietly, "Mr. Horsey, the Astrovs have arrived."

 

 

Hope you all have a wonderful day.

 

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 17, 2012 03:07 AM (zF6Iw)

23 Yesterday, I went with my wife to her performance with a local community band. This was their Toys for Tots event and I brought along several toys for donation. To her surprise, it was almost a full house in spite of the show being moved to an evening performance at the last minute. And on the way out, I saw that almost all of the donation boxes were filled. Figured that you morons would like to read some good news for a change.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 17, 2012 03:07 AM (1ml8s)

24 Vic, re the Hemingway cats.  It looks like the 11th Circuit said the government could regulate the cats because the museum uses them in its promotional material which does cross state lines.  Yeah the Commerce Clause used to manage cats.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 03:07 AM (+k/kq)

25 If there's no actual video of Hillary  conking her head, I don't believe it happened.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2012 03:08 AM (BeSEI)

26 The UN report doesn't contain the biggest admission. The entire AGW scam was designed to extort money from the West to third world shithole dictators and leaders for life.


Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:08 AM (53z96)

27 http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-12-16/guest-post-gun-control-no-drone-control

Gun Control? No, Drone Control.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at December 17, 2012 03:13 AM (AWmfW)

28 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 07:07 AM (+k/kq)


WOW, I read that backwards.  We did lose again and the cats will be dead soon.  Government will regulate them.  Sorry kittehs.


I wonder if I could go down and capture two of them and maintain a breeding pair?

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:14 AM (53z96)

29 Not just the sun... ''In other words, an admission that there's likely a solar role in climate beyond direct heating from the sun, such as Svensmark's theory about the relation between the solar wind, cosmic rays, and cloud formation. This should be a body blow to the man-caused global warming crowd.'' Cosmic rays, baby. As in cosmic year, the amount of time it takes our solar system to make a revolution around the Milky Way. Varying levels of cosmic rays from various parts of the Milky Way equals varying amounts of clouds.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at December 17, 2012 03:17 AM (feFL6)

30 Oh boy I hate colds. See you between naps, morons.

Posted by: joncelli at December 17, 2012 03:17 AM (CWlPF)

31 This is a long article detailing the rise in mass murders and violent crimes as more crazy people were let out on the street.

Madness, Deinstitutionalization, and Murder

http://tinyurl.com/bpftl8m

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 17, 2012 03:20 AM (GoIUi)

32 Pretty sure the Conch Republic will protect the kittehs.  Should contact Jimmy Buffet on it, perhaps he could write another song protesting the government.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 03:21 AM (+k/kq)

33 There is a documentary on You-Tube called "The CLoud Mystery" which details Svenmark's theories about cosmic rays,  global cooling,  and cloud formation.  There is also a book out there,  whose name I forget now that I am typing this.  I will look it up.

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 17, 2012 03:22 AM (GoIUi)

34 Thread Mystery - Is it dead?

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:29 AM (53z96)

35 No, it's just sleeping.

Posted by: Retread at December 17, 2012 03:30 AM (zxitI)

36 This is a long article detailing the rise in mass murders and violent crimes as more crazy people were let out on the street.

You know, it's jejune, pedestrian observations like this that ensure you will never be admitted to the faculty lounge.  Common sense is so........unelitist.

Posted by: pep at December 17, 2012 03:31 AM (USJNU)

37 Morning Horde.


Gun control. Sadly, once I finished crying the first time over the deaths of those in Newtown, it was the first thought that crossed my mind. "How long till the calls start?"


My Christmas time order may have just expanded.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 17, 2012 03:34 AM (da5Wo)

38 Oy.....CNBC is going on and on and on about gun control. 


Wonder what's on TV Land?

Posted by: Tami at December 17, 2012 03:34 AM (X6akg)

39 The cat thing is unbelievable. Talk about the law being an ass. How much money is being wasted because some pencil necked asshole civil servant couldn't use his brain and leave the fucking cats alone. Asshole probably wanted a bribe. Whichever asshole wanted to regulate some cats needs to be put in a cage on an elevated platform.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at December 17, 2012 03:37 AM (zZJJp)

40 Hey Vic, I just thought of a way to save the cats.  Have people vote on who they want to see at half-time.  Bob Costas or the Hemingway cats.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 03:37 AM (+k/kq)

41 Re the Hemingway cats, yes, they will likely all be euthanized put to sleep killed soon in the interest of protecting them. Poor bastards were doing just fine until do-gooders and the government decided to help them. We should release jaguars into the Capitol Building.

Posted by: It's gettin kinda hectic at December 17, 2012 03:38 AM (bS6uW)

42 flea wants all guns banned....even for law enforcement......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 17, 2012 03:40 AM (GVxQo)

43 Jaguars?  Nah I hear Alexthechick has some velociraptors.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 03:40 AM (+k/kq)

44 BCochran, adding more ammo to the list?

PG, who is wanting to ban all guns?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 03:41 AM (+k/kq)

45 Much like healtcare, we are going to get gun control whether we like it or not.

Posted by: General Woundwort at December 17, 2012 03:41 AM (RrD4h)

46 Does that IPCC report mean we can possibly, just maybe, consider decoupling discussions about pollution from claims that if I drive to work I'm going to kill the planet?   One of the things I loathe the most about the whole AGW issue is that it is nearly impossible now to have discussions about pollution and about actual conservation.   Hell, let's take fracking.   I'm a big supporter of the use of fracking to extract natural gas or oil or what have you.   I also believe it is fair to ask what the impacts of fracking will be and then have an actual adult discussion about costs v. benefits.   The current state of oh noes!   Gaia will kill us if we do that! makes that nearly impossible.  It's infuriating.  

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Helping it burn. at December 17, 2012 03:41 AM (Gk3SS)

47 The current state of oh noes! Gaia will kill us if we do that! makes that nearly impossible.

It was my understanding that she will do that regardless.  Well, not Gaia so much as SMOD, but I hear they're related and don't like each other much.

Posted by: pep at December 17, 2012 03:43 AM (USJNU)

48 Not to get all race-y or anything, but it appears from the stats I'm seeing that violent crime rates and especially gun homicide rates are really a proxy for how many blacks you have in the vicinity. According to the FBI, non-Latino whites make up 63% of the country while blacks make up just 12%; nonetheless, blacks commit significantly more gun homicides, generally using hand guns against one another. Naturally the left wants to take rifles from the hands of whites in the suburbs in response.

Posted by: It's gettin kinda hectic at December 17, 2012 03:44 AM (bS6uW)

49 BCochran, adding more ammo to the list?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 07:41 AM (+k/kq)



More guns to the list.





46 Does that IPCC report mean we can possibly, just maybe, consider decoupling discussions about pollution from claims that if I drive to work I'm going to kill the planet? One of the things I loathe the most about the whole AGW issue is that it is nearly impossible now to have discussions about pollution and about actual conservation. Hell, let's take fracking. I'm a big supporter of the use of fracking to extract natural gas or oil or what have you. I also believe it is fair to ask what the impacts of fracking will be and then have an actual adult discussion about costs v. benefits. The current state of oh noes! Gaia will kill us if we do that! makes that nearly impossible. It's infuriating.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Helping it burn. at December 17, 2012 07:41 AM (Gk3SS)



Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.....adult conversation. That's good shit right there AtC.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 17, 2012 03:44 AM (da5Wo)

50 Boy do I feel uplifted and ready for the day after reading through the blog and comments to this point.  I wonder what other goodness awaits to really "Make my day!".



But then Texas comes through with common sense:


http://tinyurl.com/5gedlh


H/T Insty



Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 17, 2012 03:44 AM (Cnqmv)

51 This PJ Media article has some strong facts from gubmint sources showing that more gun control leads to higher homicide rates:
 
http://tinyurl.com/6uxpqye
 
Go figure.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2012 03:45 AM (ccXZP)

52 Good Morning All- And speaking of “gun control” I learned this weekend while shooting with my brothers that I ain’t worth a shit anymore with my .357. With my neuropathy it actually hurts my hands to shot. Vic- I have several issues with my hands, they always hurt too. I go to hand surgeon and have injections every three months. It helps. One time I told my doctor that none of the pain pills I take help, he said they just don't. What is wrong with your hands? Carol

Posted by: CarolT at December 17, 2012 03:45 AM (z4WKX)

53 Huh. Smith and Wesson's site is having issues. That seems....ominous. Or it's just completely overloaded. Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 17, 2012 03:46 AM (da5Wo)

54 Phoenixgirl I see you are here this morning.  Thank you so much from me and wifey.


Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:48 AM (53z96)

55 AtC:  We haven't been able to have an adult conversation about real topics of governance since 1964 or so!

From 1930 to 1964, we pretended to have discussions.  Then we stopped even the pretense.

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 17, 2012 03:48 AM (Cnqmv)

56 48 -

It's one of the sadder things about our modern society, in that we can't have a rational discussion about race issues anymore either. 

Anybody who cares about the fate of black people would be asking why so many of society's huge problems are at epidemic proportions among them.  Those people who don't care are the ones who have the kneejerk response "it's because of racism." 

Generation after generation of the kind of dehumanizing control that has more in common with third world dictatorships than it does with the American democratic experiment.  But nobody asks if maybe it's time to reconsider who their leaders are...

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2012 03:50 AM (BeSEI)

57 As Ben Franklin is quoted as saying" it is a republic, if you can keep it." I think we've lost it and I am pissed off about it. Our reps are career pols to steal the website used by Mitt Romney to destroy any serious competitor for the GOP nominee, Mitt used it for Rick Perry. I wish Mitt was as tough on Obama as he was to his other GOP competitors. Romney was ruthless to fellow republicans, why wasn't he that tough on Obama? This is the last time I am bringing up that disaster of an election.

Posted by: CarolT at December 17, 2012 03:50 AM (z4WKX)

58 "How long till the calls start?"

About 30 seconds after the first squads showed on the scene. Check Frumfuck's Twitter feed.

Someone turned on the TV in the lobby between the time I got in and the time I got coffee...CNN tragiporn.

What the fuck was the deal with the jug-eared fuck last night? Was out for dinner last night, and suddenly he's on every fucking TV. It couldn't wait until today?

My German friend still thinks I'm making up half the shit I say about the SCOAMF, but the campaign-style waving at the audience after the speech? I couldn't make that up.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 17, 2012 03:50 AM (/kI1Q)

59 What is wrong with your hands? Carol

Posted by: CarolT at December 17, 2012 07:45 AM (z4WKX)



Chemo induced neuropathy.  According to the oncologist there is nothing that can be done other than "time".

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:51 AM (53z96)

60 I live in Japan, one of the few countries that mostly works OK without guns. Except the yakuza -- they have guns. And I guess it works, but mostly because it s so densely populated -- a lot of defenseless victims are one good scream away from getting help if they need it, but that is unique to Japan. I think if it was more spread out the need for guns would be stronger. Japan has it's share of violent people who, I think, would be more of a problem with fewer eyes following them around. Also, they have the damn Japanese bears, which are very aggressive. Their only defense against them is a little hand bell. I bike in the mountains and this past summer a woman was mauled a couple km from where I was one Saturday morning. I guess the bear didn't hear the bell.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at December 17, 2012 03:51 AM (zZJJp)

61 52 -

I'm not sure what else you have tried, but it may be time to recognize that you need to go to a smaller caliber. 

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2012 03:52 AM (BeSEI)

62 hey-someone tell bebe's boobs destroy from last night- DO NOT settle insurance claims outta pocket. i donÂ’t know cali law but in NC it is a nightmare. call the police and file with claimant carrier. there will be other damage and just try to collect...

Posted by: whiskey tango at December 17, 2012 03:54 AM (JvP2I)

63 Vic....no problem

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 17, 2012 03:54 AM (GVxQo)

64 I'm not sure what else you have tried, but it may be time to recognize that you need to go to a smaller caliber.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2012 07:52 AM (BeSEI)


As I told my brothers Saturday.  Time to recognize that home defense weapon for me truly is the shotgun.



BTW, it had been so long for any of us shooting none of us was WAS.  So it wasn't "just" the neuropathy.


Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 03:54 AM (53z96)

65 64 -

I'm not quite there, but I wear bifocals, and it's not always easy lining up targets with the gun sights. 

As they say, getting old sux, but it beats the alternative. 

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2012 03:56 AM (BeSEI)

66 62- speaking as a former adjuster, mind you.

Posted by: whiskey tango at December 17, 2012 03:57 AM (JvP2I)

67

Well, not Gaia so much as SMOD, but I hear they're related and don't like each other much.

 

True dat.  I often find myself thinking, "Is SMOD gonna have to choke a bitch tonight?"

 

Soon, you dirty little trollop.  SOON.

Posted by: SMOD at December 17, 2012 03:57 AM (NF2Bf)

68 Hi computer friends

Posted by: alex at December 17, 2012 03:58 AM (uFY4s)

69 re that Salafist POS speech --
 
In Egypt's elections, the Salafists drew 25% of the vote, while the Muslim Brotherhood got another 40-50%. Now imagine if our government was composed of 25% 'Kill All Muslims" -- Do you think there would be any international outcry?
 
Especially since the Muslim Brotherhood is little more than a branch of Al Queada itself.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2012 03:59 AM (ccXZP)

70 So, I've often thought about it before, and Friday made me think about it again. Our schools and our churches are seriously soft targets. I had a good convo with our worship pastor before church (I'm currently running A/V on Sunday mornings) about security at schools and churches and our church specifically. I asked if he knew if anyone in the service carried. Maybe one person. Once he told me who, yeah, it's likely he is. But one person in a congregation of 300 or so isn't enough.


Any suggestions on a concealed carry with good stopping power?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 17, 2012 04:00 AM (da5Wo)

71 My German friend still thinks I'm making up half the shit I say about the SCOAMF, but the campaign-style waving at the audience after the speech? I couldn't make that up. Above comment is exactly why I have watched SCOAMF once in five years, on Friday evening. I missed most of the news because I was at our office Christmas/Holiday party. I glanced at Drudge on my iPhone a few times but it would have been ignorant to read it more than twice. I initially took it out to check our website.

Posted by: CarolT at December 17, 2012 04:00 AM (z4WKX)

72 DAY 41 1,419 to go Mayans, Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, MIRV's, mutants, malcontents, miscreants, momzers, menstruating mons veneri and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:01 AM (XkWWK)

73 Once I get my home kp unbanned I plan on creating a news of the world comment train. Thanks for the news and kitteh Vic.

Posted by: alex at December 17, 2012 04:03 AM (uFY4s)

74

For late shoppers, today is Free Shipping Day on many internet retailers.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 17, 2012 04:03 AM (kdS6q)

75 Bc1981 try a Keltec PF9. Little thing. Shoots well. You could shoot +P from it when you carry but not regularly at the range.

Posted by: Golan Globus at December 17, 2012 04:04 AM (/1U3u)

76 70- ruger guy here. SP101, .357mag, small. revolver. never shot one, i gotta GP series. prolly hurts alot to shoot...

Posted by: whiskey tango at December 17, 2012 04:05 AM (JvP2I)

77 Pictures of the Hemingway cats have been determined to be covered by the interstate commerce clause thereby regulating the cats themselves.  The slide into idiocy continues.  Don't send any pics of your dog on Facebook.

Posted by: Libra at December 17, 2012 04:06 AM (kd8U8)

78 He is the Dear Leader who will soothe all our grief away.
http://tinyurl.com/ca9mfn8

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 04:06 AM (+k/kq)

79 It's my birthday! I get to leave my spouse to do homeschooling while I have communion, prayers and conversation with some dear colleagues. Yeah!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2012 04:07 AM (v8RoL)

80 So how does the horde think this gun controll thing will work out

Posted by: alex at December 17, 2012 04:07 AM (uFY4s)

81 50 Hrothgar,
 
That Texas school policy makes sense, so it will be vilified by the MBM somehow or another.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2012 04:07 AM (ccXZP)

82 interesting....i'm pretty sure i smell catpiss......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 17, 2012 04:08 AM (GVxQo)

83 In other news, Speaker John Boehner is now, literally, negotiating with himself. From ZH last night...

...the confusion over the Fiscal Cliff persists, with The Hill first reporting that Boehner is willing to cave on the debt ceiling extension,  even as Boehner himself subsequently tweeted "Any increase in the debt limit will require a greater amount in spending cuts and reforms."

What. A. Dope.

Posted by: DocJ at December 17, 2012 04:08 AM (A5uiv)

84 Two facts for the gun-grabbers: (1) The worst U.S. school killings (in terms of numbers killed) occurred in Bath Township, Michigan in 1927. A disgruntled local property tax-payer made and planted a series of bombs in the school (b/c he was angry about his tax bill). He murdered a total of 45 people, including 38 children. (2) Norway has very strict gun laws. Yet that did not stop a kook named Anders Breivik from getting guns and mowing down dozens of kids a few years ago. Breivik murdered 77, despite Norway's strict gun control laws. Just sayin'

Posted by: Observer at December 17, 2012 04:09 AM (/sohm)

85 TAKE AWAY THE GUNZ

Posted by: libtard at December 17, 2012 04:09 AM (uFY4s)

86 80 So how does the horde think this gun controll thing will work out Posted by: alex at December 17, 2012 08:07 AM (uFY4s) How many legal NRA members out there? Multiply by 2. That's the approximate number cold dead hands.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:10 AM (XkWWK)

87 75- my bro's got one. snappy little monkey. but very reliable, always works.

Posted by: whiskey tango at December 17, 2012 04:10 AM (JvP2I)

88 GUNZ are evilllll!!!!

Posted by: libtard at December 17, 2012 04:10 AM (uFY4s)

89 86 that's a minimum

Posted by: alex of psych class at December 17, 2012 04:11 AM (uFY4s)

90 84 Posted by: Observer at December 17, 2012 08:09 AM (/sohm) 9/11/01 - 3,000 people butchered by 10 box cutters. National ban on X-Acto???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:12 AM (XkWWK)

91 @80

Same as all other gun control laws go.

They will ban "scary" looking firearms, they will try to limit the amount of ammo in clips, they may even try an ammunition registration regime.

We will still have events like this.

Rinse, repeat!!!


And with SCOAMF wielding executive power like a tyrant, look for some
action on ammo, maybe nationlizing ammunition companies.

I think the play will be for the ammo this time.

Posted by: General Woundwort at December 17, 2012 04:12 AM (RrD4h)

92 A handy site I check out every few days:
 
http://gunssavelives.net/
 
New stories about citizens stopping crime by being armed show up just about every day there. It happens a lot more often than you think.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2012 04:12 AM (ccXZP)

93 Helen Thomas is a perfectly valid weapon

Posted by: alex of psych class at December 17, 2012 04:13 AM (uFY4s)

94 Fox is just as bad as the rest of the MFM.  They blame the killings on "violent video games".


When is some stupid TV SOB going to blame the damn killer?



NEVER!

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 04:13 AM (53z96)

95 89 Posted by: alex of psych class at December 17, 2012 08:11 AM (uFY4s) I know, but you get the point. They will try and take them by hook or crook. SCOTUS and the courts will ignore the Constitution yet again. The question is, will we go quietly into that good night???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:13 AM (XkWWK)

96 Any suggestions on a concealed carry with good stopping power?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 17, 2012 08:00 AM

Get something you can hit the target with reliably
That's usually a revolver
Taurus 85 or a Rossi 461

Posted by: Dept of Accuracy at December 17, 2012 04:14 AM (+I8Mq)

97 The worst recent mass murder in Japan (That i recall) was a couple years back a guy flipped out in Akihabara (the electronics district) and killed three people with his car, and then stabbed a dozen more, killing a total of seven. No guns. It's hard to argue that gun control prevented him from killing more since if he tried the same in a concealed carry state in the USA, he would have been taken out for sure.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at December 17, 2012 04:14 AM (zZJJp)

98 Ban gunz for the childrenz

Posted by: bloomtard at December 17, 2012 04:15 AM (uFY4s)

99 1,419 to go

If we survive.
http://pjmedia.com/blog/obamacare-and-my-daughter/

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 17, 2012 04:15 AM (/kI1Q)

100 It's the culture of violence. Hollywood and, dare I say it, the inner city? More gun deaths in states/cities with the strictest gun laws, most of those in the inner cities, most perps and victims are - BLACK. But that is verboten to talk about.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:16 AM (XkWWK)

101 Ban video gamez

Posted by: libtard at December 17, 2012 04:16 AM (uFY4s)

102 And I would be willing to bet dollars to doughnuts that there were multiple indications that this turd was a bomb waiting to go off.


Thank you ACLU for making sure nutcases were on the street instead of nuthouses. 

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 04:17 AM (53z96)

103 99 Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 17, 2012 08:15 AM (/kI1Q) I need an "m" word for Obamacare. Medical malfeasance?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:17 AM (XkWWK)

104 Ban breeding

Posted by: libtard at December 17, 2012 04:17 AM (uFY4s)

105 When is some stupid TV SOB going to blame the damn killer?

Have we already gotten to the part where the killer is a victim (of evil Republicans/conservatives/corporations/etc)? These things are pretty predictable.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 17, 2012 04:17 AM (/kI1Q)

106 Matriarch

Posted by: obama is a at December 17, 2012 04:18 AM (uFY4s)

107 Malignant?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 04:19 AM (+k/kq)

108 In 2000 in Osaka there was another mass murder, again with a knife. 8 children in 1st and 2nd grade were killed. no guns.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at December 17, 2012 04:19 AM (zZJJp)

109 Medical malady

Posted by: obama is a at December 17, 2012 04:19 AM (uFY4s)

110 Fox also going after "gun show loophole".  What a red hearing.  The gun show "loophole" is not a loophole in the law.  It is a result of the law being specifically written to excuse private sales between individuals because the BS law would never have passed w/o it.


Piss on Fox.

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 04:19 AM (53z96)

111 Have we already gotten to the part where the killer is a victim (of evil Republicans/conservatives/corporations/etc)? These things are pretty predictable.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 17, 2012 08:17 AM (/kI1Q)



"He was mentally unstable!" "Reagan's war on those mentally disturbed!" "Evil Big Pharm's drugs are making them worse!"



Something like that?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 17, 2012 04:19 AM (da5Wo)

112 102 Thank you ACLU for making sure nutcases were on the street instead of nuthouses. Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 08:17 AM (53z96) I plan on using this argument against the libs. The kid should have either been locked up or euthanized when he was a teenager. This wouldn't have happened, right? And our science adviser thinks babies can't be considered as fully developed human beings until the age of 2. Obviously, Lanza was a freak and should have been aborted soon after birth. Watch the heads explode.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:19 AM (XkWWK)

113 Malignant medical malady

Posted by: obama is a at December 17, 2012 04:20 AM (uFY4s)

114 From WUWT, a little constructive self criticism for the dissent. Thought it might apply here as well, just need more porn and less math. If our side were well funded and well organized, it would have the following characteristics: http://preview.tinyurl.com/dxopgrq

Posted by: Jean at December 17, 2012 04:20 AM (X6eYN)

115 I hope that Dear Reader has as much success with imposing gun control as he did with closing Gitmo. But IÂ’m not waiting around to see what this fascist regime does; IÂ’m buying a pistol this week and sending money to the NRA.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at December 17, 2012 04:20 AM (QXlbZ)

116 More gun deaths in states/cities with the strictest gun laws, most of those in the inner cities, most perps and victims are - BLACK.

But that is verboten to talk about.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 08:16 AM (XkWWK)


Time to ban inner cities.  Move every one of them to a remote location.  I recommend death valley California.

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 04:20 AM (53z96)

117 Malignant medical malady of a matriarch

Posted by: obama is a at December 17, 2012 04:21 AM (uFY4s)

118 1995 Tokyo Subway, sarin gas attack. 1995 Oklahoma City Hell, every damned day in Chicago, Bed-Stuy, Compton, Detroit, Philly, East St. Louis, Overtown...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:22 AM (XkWWK)

119
115 I hope that Dear Reader has as much success with imposing gun control as he did with closing Gitmo. But IÂ’m not waiting around to see what this fascist regime does; IÂ’m buying a pistol this week and sending money to the NRA.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at December 17, 2012 08:20 AM (QXlbZ)



You'd be better off sending it someone like Gun Owners of America.


http://gunowners.org/

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 17, 2012 04:22 AM (da5Wo)

120 When is some stupid TV SOB going to blame the damn killer? NEVER! Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 08:13 AM (53z96) ____________________________ Yep. And when are the media going to admit to their own culpability? How many of these loony shooters watch all the non-stop, sensationalized media coverage of these shootings and think to themselves: I could top that guy's numbers? I could become even more famous!

Posted by: Observer at December 17, 2012 04:23 AM (/sohm)

121 117 move the people not the towns

Posted by: alex at December 17, 2012 04:23 AM (uFY4s)

122 116 Time to ban inner cities. Move every one of them to a remote location. I recommend death valley California. Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 08:20 AM (53z96) Holland has Scum Cities. I think the Dutch are on to something...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:23 AM (XkWWK)

123 115 Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at December 17, 2012 08:20 AM (QXlbZ) Off to the Midtown Range in NYC this week as well. Fuck Doomberg.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:24 AM (XkWWK)

124 Obviously these people don't know how New York cops shoot.  And its hard to have any sympathy for the two deceased since they lead the cops on a chase.
http://tinyurl.com/cmdwa73

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 04:24 AM (+k/kq)

125 ny suggestions on a concealed carry with good stopping power? Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 17, 2012 08:00 AM LCR357 Very nice trigger, accurate, with less felt recoil then anything in its weight class.

Posted by: Jean at December 17, 2012 04:24 AM (X6eYN)

126 You are all racist, sexist, homophobes

Posted by: dumb libtard at December 17, 2012 04:24 AM (uFY4s)

127 But that is verboten to talk about.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 08:16 AM (XkWWK)


You are cowards for not discussing race (but in a PC approved way, of course)!

Posted by: Eric "Red" Holder at December 17, 2012 04:25 AM (Cnqmv)

128 AtC, this whole "fracking" thing is yet another leftie straw man.  I work for Halliburton and know whereof I speak.  All fracking (hydraulic fracturing) does is make a controlled series of cracks in the shale formations that allows the natural gas or oil sealed in the rock to escape into the wellbore and hence to the surface.  This is done with WATER, with a slight admixture of a plant-based material to increase the water's viscosity somewhat.  The process takes place so far down into the Earth (we are talking tens of thousands of feet) that the notion of "contaminating the water table/aquifers/etc (oh, noes), making earthquakes happen, etc, ad nauseam, is a colossal joke.  Not only that, but most of the water used for fracking comes back up the wellbore, is pumped out, filtered and reused at the next well.  Indeed, fracking has been done for decades.  The only difference is that in recent times the techniques have improved to the point where it is much more effective than in the past, and we get a lot more oil and gas out of the ground than we used to.  Naturally, the marxist d-bags don't like this, which is why all of a sudden you are hearing all this dezinformatsia about the process.  After all, having the US become energy independent and economically stronger is not what the Commiecrats want.

Posted by: Cave Bear at December 17, 2012 04:25 AM (NKoXJ)

129 Thuggish, misogynistic, neanderthals

Posted by: dumb libtard at December 17, 2012 04:25 AM (uFY4s)

130 How many have been killed since Rahm Emanuel (The Ballerina) has been Mayor? I'm 99% sure it's more than any city in the US. Great job Ballerina!

Posted by: CarolT at December 17, 2012 04:27 AM (z4WKX)

131 Morning all. I hate liberals

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2012 04:27 AM (79ueO)

132 Heteronormative

Posted by: dumb libtard at December 17, 2012 04:28 AM (uFY4s)

133 I hate liberals

Nothing liberal about them, except their spending.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 17, 2012 04:28 AM (/kI1Q)

134 127 You are cowards for not discussing race (but in a PC approved way, of course)! Posted by: Eric "Red" Holder at December 17, 2012 08:25 AM (Cnqmv) I apologize unreservedly. It's old, rich white men who arm innocent black youths with guns, while the CIA invented crack and forced them to use and sell it and creating the AIDS virus to boot. Where's Django?* *I got so excited when I heard about "Django Unchained." Thought it was about Django Rhinehart.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:29 AM (XkWWK)

135 133 Nothing liberal about them, except their spending. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 17, 2012 08:28 AM (/kI1Q) Spending = Stealing. FIFY.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:30 AM (XkWWK)

136 131 enough to slather them in coew grease in india, or to heat up pikes and plunge them into their nether regions

Posted by: alex at December 17, 2012 04:30 AM (uFY4s)

137 Hey guys I didn't see Obama's appearance on Sunday, can someone break down to me what the problems with it were? I was watching a movie, and I've already seen several of my friends bitching about it.

Posted by: Mr Pink at December 17, 2012 04:31 AM (acD/r)

138 How about taking out there eyes and making them eat it

Posted by: alex at December 17, 2012 04:31 AM (uFY4s)

139 Censored for human sanity

Posted by: alex at December 17, 2012 04:32 AM (uFY4s)

140 I kinda want to be a Federal Cat Herder. Sounds like a completely irresponsible job. "WTF you suck at your job!" "I know its like herding cats!"

Posted by: uterus cannon at December 17, 2012 04:32 AM (3ZtZW)

141

Went with a friend of mine last Friday night to pick up a hand gun at Gander Mountain.  It was packed with gun buyers.  My friend knew exactly what he wanted and had all the paperwork ready, and it still took us at least a 1/2 hour to get out of there. 

Barky is indeed the world's greatest gun salesman. 

Posted by: Reactionary at December 17, 2012 04:32 AM (Qqva6)

142 140 I kinda want to be a Federal Cat Herder. Sounds like a completely irresponsible job. "WTF you suck at your job!" "I know its like herding cats!"

Posted by: uterus cannon at December 17, 2012 08:32 AM (3ZtZW)

 

 

 

LOL!  Presumably you'd be part of a special branch under the Federal Department of Goat Rodeos.

Posted by: Reactionary at December 17, 2012 04:34 AM (Qqva6)

143 Hey UC, get a job on Key West.  Hey great plan.  Lets do it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 04:34 AM (+k/kq)

144 140 I kinda want to be a Federal Cat Herder. Sounds like a completely irresponsible job. "WTF you suck at your job!" "I know its like herding cats!" Posted by: uterus cannon at December 17, 2012 08:32 AM (3ZtZW) FERAL Cat Herder. But is it the cat or the herder that's feral? Paging Emil Minty...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:35 AM (XkWWK)

145 Any morons in the Madison WI area? I'm going up that way for Christmas with the GF's family. I forget the actual town, though I think its near Ryan's District. I'll be up there a week and probably be bored.

Posted by: uterus cannon at December 17, 2012 04:35 AM (3ZtZW)

146 I got so excited when I heard about "Django Unchained." Thought it was about Django Rhinehart.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 08:29 AM (XkWWK)


Django Unfretted

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 17, 2012 04:35 AM (Cnqmv)

147 Okay done torturing people............. for now

Posted by: alex at December 17, 2012 04:35 AM (uFY4s)

148 I have to get ready for work. Bye and have a great day, if you can!

Posted by: CarolT at December 17, 2012 04:36 AM (z4WKX)

149 #137  Mr. Pink,  I didn't see it, either.  However,  this morning I was treated to audio clips on my radio,  in which he was in full-blown "lecture the ignorant" mode, talking about how this must stop, we don't do enough to protect children, and so forth.

Then he got applause from the audience (many of whom came to see their idol and were not from Newtown) and stood on the platform and waved like he was at a campaign event.  (This latter was from several accounts I read.)

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 17, 2012 04:37 AM (GoIUi)

150 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 17, 2012 04:37 AM (5DR1j)

151 Time to ban inner cities. Move every one of them to a remote location. I recommend death valley California.

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 08:20 AM (53z96)

 

 

 

Easier to just wall them off completely and let the problem solve itself.  In a month or two you send in the bull dozers and demo teams to level the place in preparation for re-settlement.  Ultimately something like that will happen eventually anyway - but when uncontrolled it gets a lot uglier.

Posted by: Reactionary at December 17, 2012 04:38 AM (Qqva6)

152 On this day in 1903, the Wright brothers made the first successful powered flight.  The distance was not great on Kill Devil Hill North Carolina, but the Wright Flyer flew under its own power.  And the rest is history.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 04:38 AM (+k/kq)

153 BCochran - you're at a church. If you're running A/V you're probably sitting in a corner at the rear. You might have a table with enough room for a Bible. You don't have to worry about conceal carry size. Go with what you shoot best and carry it in in a zippered Bible cover. Set it on the table, unzip the case, you're ready.

Posted by: teej at December 17, 2012 04:38 AM (9aeie)

154 Spending = Stealing. FIFY.

Yes. I'll update my style guide.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 17, 2012 04:41 AM (/kI1Q)

155 4 Founder of shitty pizza franchise sues Obamacare. http://is.gd/LieUIf Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 07:01 AM (53z96) Dominos is the best of the chains. Damning with faint praise maybe, but it's true.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at December 17, 2012 04:41 AM (FsUAO)

156 Hi Allen g

Posted by: alex at December 17, 2012 04:41 AM (uFY4s)

157 136 131 enough to slather them in coew grease in india, or to heat up pikes and plunge them into their nether regions

Posted by: alex at December 17, 2012 08:30 AM (uFY4s)

 

 

 

I prefer "breaking on the wheel."

Posted by: Reactionary at December 17, 2012 04:41 AM (Qqva6)

158 Speaking of Wisconsin and Paul Ryan's district.....I haven't seen mama winger around for quite a while.  I miss her.

Posted by: Tami at December 17, 2012 04:42 AM (X6akg)

159 Hey guys I didn't see Obama's appearance on Sunday, can someone break down to me what the problems with it were? I was watching a movie, and I've already seen several of my friends bitching about it.

Posted by: Mr Pink at December 17, 2012 08:31 AM (acD/r)



The insane cocksucker completely co-opted a tragedy to make it all about him and what *he* plans to do to make the world a better place because of it.  I'm still filled with the burning rage of a gazillion supernovas at what an egotistical fuck he is and how his MFM enablers continue to fellate him for a show of appallingly bad taste.  I hope that most of the parents stayed away from the "memorial service" which was more of a forum for the JEF to illustrate what a self centered piece of shit he is.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at December 17, 2012 04:42 AM (gOXZO)

160 Dominos is the best of the chains. Damning with faint praise maybe, but it's true.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at December 17, 2012 08:41 AM (FsUAO)

 

 

 

When it comes to chains, I prefer Pizza Hut, specifically the thin-crust meat lover's.  Mmm... 

 

Posted by: Reactionary at December 17, 2012 04:43 AM (Qqva6)

161
153 BCochran - you're at a church. If you're running A/V you're probably sitting in a corner at the rear. You might have a table with enough room for a Bible.
You don't have to worry about conceal carry size. Go with what you shoot best and carry it in in a zippered Bible cover. Set it on the table, unzip the case, you're ready.

Posted by: teej at December 17, 2012 08:38 AM (9aeie)



I sit dead center at the rear of the congregation, elevated a decent bit above everyone else. Which is great. Downside, there's a wall directly behind me, then double doors leading out into the entry area. But if something were ever to happen, I'm in the best spot.


That's a good idea, but I've looking and thinking about something to carry anyway.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 17, 2012 04:43 AM (da5Wo)

162 Posted by: Reactionary at December 17, 2012 08:41 AM (Qqva6)


You must admit the term "drawn and quartered" has a certain panache about it!

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 17, 2012 04:43 AM (Cnqmv)

163 I like allens bog

Posted by: alex at December 17, 2012 04:43 AM (uFY4s)

164 Drawn and quartered?  Keel hauling.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 04:44 AM (+k/kq)

165 Allen, if you had a blog, I would go there to read your take on the SCOAMF's speech.

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 17, 2012 04:44 AM (Cnqmv)

166 Even once I get my concealed carry license, I won't carry at church.

This is not for any "it's inappropriate" reason or anything like that.  No, I'm afraid whatever I bring will finally bring the mass of the assorted hardware already being carried to the "critical" level.

I swear, for a sleepy church in suburban (formerly semi-rural) Texas, you'd think we were trying to field our own army.  The first Sunday of deer season it always looks like those of us who show up just failed to get the memo about services being cancelled.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 17, 2012 04:44 AM (5DR1j)

167 145 Any morons in the Madison WI area? I'm going up that way for Christmas with the GF's family. I forget the actual town, though I think its near Ryan's District. I'll be up there a week and probably be bored. Posted by: uterus cannon at December 17, 2012 08:35 AM (3ZtZW) Missed me by a year! We go to visit the in-law in Janesville, usually just after New Year's though. I am staying home this year as the relatives came here in September for an extended stay.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:45 AM (XkWWK)

168 Dominos is the best of the chains. Damning with faint praise maybe, but it's true. Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at December 17, 2012 08:41 AM (FsUAO) When it comes to chains, I prefer Pizza Hut, specifically the thin-crust meat lover's.Mmm... Posted by: Reactionary at December 17, 2012 08:43 AM (Qqva6) When it comes to Pizza Chains, I only eat at local Pizzarias

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2012 04:45 AM (79ueO)

169 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 08:44 AM (+k/kq)

Well keel hauling was environmentally friendly (using salt water as a disinfectant)!

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 17, 2012 04:46 AM (Cnqmv)

170 @163 Allen has a blog? The deuce you say!

Posted by: JDTAY at December 17, 2012 04:46 AM (a0nis)

171 Especially since the Muslim Brotherhood is little more than a branch is the main root of Al Queada itself.

Posted by: DaveA (double checking tags pre-barrellage) at December 17, 2012 04:47 AM (Xefrb)

172 You must admit the term "drawn and quartered" has a certain panache about it!

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 17, 2012 08:43 AM (Cnqmv)

 

 

 

True, but then you have the whole apparatus you have to rig up.  Plus clean up has got to be a bitch.  How about beating 'em to death with red hot irons?  Or, slow strangulation from the variety of hanging where you simply lift them up off the ground, rather than drop 'em.

Posted by: Reactionary at December 17, 2012 04:47 AM (Qqva6)

173 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 17, 2012 08:44 AM (5DR1j)



Lmao. Not a prob in this church. Like I said, best guess is we have a single member of the congregation carrying out of 300. There are occasionally a couple of police officers that are there with their wives. I'm assuming that number goes up when they're there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 17, 2012 04:47 AM (da5Wo)

174 Allen, if you had a blog, I would go there to read your take on the SCOAMF's speech.

Actually, I actively avoided listening to it.  As in "turned off the TV rather than watch it."

That said, I have a lot of catching up to do on last week.  I said it on the ONT, but I'll say it here, too: Never hurt your back.  It sucks.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 17, 2012 04:47 AM (5DR1j)

175 171 Especially since the Muslim Brotherhood is little more than a branch is the main root of Al Queada itself. Posted by: DaveA (double checking tags pre-barrellage) at December 17, 2012 08:47 AM (Xefrb) ISLAM is the main fetid, festering root of it all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:48 AM (XkWWK)

176 The funny thing about drunks is that they always have a million and one excuses to explain away the sundry bumps and contusions on their fucking melon.

I was sick, I passed out, I slipped on the ice.  lol

Hillary is a lush.

Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2012 04:48 AM (/ZZCn)

177 Death by rats eating your testes

Posted by: alex at December 17, 2012 04:48 AM (uFY4s)

178 Malingerers, malpractice, meshuganah (have you already used this J.J.)?

Posted by: Museisluse at December 17, 2012 04:49 AM (SsWgR)

179 He has a bog, not a blog

Posted by: alex at December 17, 2012 04:49 AM (uFY4s)

180 OR Humna slapped Hillary against something.  And Hillary is trying to explain away the abuse as she did with Bill's bimbo eruptions.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 04:49 AM (+k/kq)

181 ISLAM is the main fetid, festering root of it all. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 08:48 AM (XkWWK) Exactly. That is why every time I hear the phrase " Moderate Muslim" my stomach churns

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2012 04:49 AM (79ueO)

182 176 The funny thing about drunks is that they always have a million and one excuses to explain away the sundry bumps and contusions on their fucking melon. I was sick, I passed out, I slipped on the ice. lol Hillary is a lush. Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2012 08:48 AM (/ZZCn) I stopped watching SNL when they did the sketch about the William Holden drinking helmet. That was 1980 and I never looked at it again.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:50 AM (XkWWK)

183 178 Malingerers, malpractice, meshuganah (have you already used this J.J.)? Posted by: Museisluse at December 17, 2012 08:49 AM (SsWgR) I have meshugas but not malingerers or malpractice. Will take it under advisement.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:51 AM (XkWWK)

184 Jeez, Allen. Try updating your blog every once in a while.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 17, 2012 04:51 AM (nTJrq)

185 Hollywood and, dare I say it, the inner city?

More gun deaths in states/cities with the strictest gun laws, most of those in the inner cities, most perps and victims are - BLACK.

But that is verboten to talk about.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 08:16 AM (XkWWK)


This never would have happened if they had strict gun control laws like Chicago


(Chicago Sun Times) Two people were killed and at least 16 more were wounded in weekend violence across the city, including an Englewood neighborhood man shot to death at 11:15 a.m. Saturday by police who thought he was armed with a gun.

Angry residents of the neighborhood threw bottles and rocks at officers in protest after Jamaal Moore, 23, was shot to death by an officer who thought he saw Moore reach for a gun as he fought with police, police said.


See? Such a peaceful city

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2012 04:51 AM (1Jaio)

186 ISLAM is the main fetid, festering root of it all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 08:48 AM (XkWWK)

 

 

 

This.  There will be no peace until Islam is eliminated, both as a belief system and as a collection of individuals. 

 

Posted by: Reactionary at December 17, 2012 04:51 AM (Qqva6)

187 There are moderate Muslims.  Just their more stabby killing brethren call them apostates.  And treat them as such.  So life expectancy is short if they spout off.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 04:51 AM (+k/kq)

188 Bogs are fun

Posted by: alex at December 17, 2012 04:51 AM (uFY4s)

189 @182 Damn, SNL's been unfunny longer than I've been alive.

Posted by: JDTAY at December 17, 2012 04:51 AM (a0nis)

190 In other news, Speaker John Boehner is now, literally, negotiating with himself. From ZH last night...

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It's too bad there aren't enough conservatives in the GOP House.  Boehner so desperately needs to be voted out as Speaker. 

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 17, 2012 04:51 AM (lTVJy)

191 Good morning, all!   I am determined NOT to spend today in tears again like I did Friday, and then much of Saturday and a good chunk of Sunday.  First off,    I didn't lose a loved one in Newtown and it's foolish to keep crying.  And secondly because I'm ready to start kicking some ass to shut up the idiots on the left who are determined to get their gun control wet dreams realized as a result of this massacre.   They're ghoulish scum runners and they need to be silenced with ridicule, dismissal and shame.   Yes, I would very much like to teach them some   much deserved shame.    And if shame won't work, I have no problem with dishing out some humiliation.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 17, 2012 04:52 AM (4df7R)

192 There are occasionally a couple of police officers that are there with their wives. I'm assuming that number goes up when they're there.

Our previous preacher was talking to one of my friends about guns, and how he didn't like them.  I think he was going to try preach non-violence or something.  Said friend (telling me of this conversation) said he looked at him and said, "You need to preach whatever God puts on your heart, but you might consider how many people are packing in service before you give that one."

I'm pretty sure at least 40% of the purses in the pews are being used for gun transportation, simply because their husbands don't want to bother with their concealed holsters at church.

Have I mentioned I love my Brothers and Sisters?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 17, 2012 04:52 AM (5DR1j)

193 Plus clean up has got to be a bitch.

Scavengers gotta eat, too.  Feed the ravens, it's for Teh Planet.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 17, 2012 04:52 AM (/kI1Q)

194 168 When it comes to Pizza Chains, I only eat at local Pizzarias Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2012 08:45 AM (79ueO) New York Fuckin' City, as the tasteless t-shirt says. I make my own pizza at home now and it is at least as good as Arturo's or John's, if I say so myself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:52 AM (XkWWK)

195 169 Hrothgar,
 
I'm sorta partial to the idea of staking them out on a fire ant mound. After all, ants gotta eat, same as the worms.
 
And since you are insisting on being ecologically friendly, I'll use hemp ropes and wooden stakes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2012 04:52 AM (ccXZP)

196 Jeez, Allen. Try updating your blog every once in a while.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 17, 2012 08:51 AM (nTJrq)

 

O____O

 

ALLEN HAS A BLOG!!?!!?

 

No. WAY.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 17, 2012 04:52 AM (4df7R)

197 #182  You know,  William Holden's death was one of the saddest.  I really liked that guy.

And for all-out creepy, Natalie Wood's drowning still gives me the shivers.

I don't like mocking of tragic deaths,  whether celebrities or idiots who attempt stunts with fatal results.  It's just wrong.

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 17, 2012 04:53 AM (GoIUi)

198 ."..I learned this weekend while shooting with my brothers that I ainÂ’t worth a shit anymore with my .357. With my neuropathy it actually hurts my hands to shoot."

Vic: Sorry to hear this. Here's my solution. Pain meds - modify the schedule so I take them before I go. Fingerless driving or bicycle gloves. Some cushioning in the palms but not too much or you loose feel and control. Change grips to Hogue or Pachmyr rubber ones or if it is a S&W, factory smooth target grips will help (but they cost unless you get used ones.).

Hope that helps.

Posted by: SurferDoc at December 17, 2012 04:53 AM (6H6FZ)

199 How old is this kid Bailee Madison on FOX? Very well spoken

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2012 04:53 AM (79ueO)

200 Well, I'll bleg again over the course of the next few days before we go to WI. Pretty much just thinking of going out boozing and getting a pizza or whatnot

Posted by: uterus cannon at December 17, 2012 04:53 AM (3ZtZW)

201 193 Plus clean up has got to be a bitch. Scavengers gotta eat, too. Feed the ravens, it's for Teh Planet. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 17, 2012 08:52 AM (/kI1Q) Josie Wales: "Buzzard's gotta eat, same as worms."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:53 AM (XkWWK)

202 Jeez, Allen. Try updating your blog every once in a while.

Further note.  Don't read comments from EoJ while still laid up with back-pain.  That much laughter hurts.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 17, 2012 04:53 AM (5DR1j)

203 New York Fuckin' City, as the tasteless t-shirt says. I make my own pizza at home now and it is at least as good as Arturo's or John's, if I say so myself. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 08:52 AM (XkWWK) OK well when you invite me over, I like mine with a little Chianti

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2012 04:54 AM (79ueO)

204 "untiring efforts of Benjamin Franklin France recognized American independence." To be fair, he did take the occasional break to bang a few French chicks. One story has it that he broke his leg jumping out of a Frenchwoman's window when her husband came home. The dude was over 70 years old at the time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at December 17, 2012 04:54 AM (Hdvhi)

205

The city of Chicago will invest $1 million of unspent NATO Summit money on the development of educational vegetable gardens at 60 Chicago Public Schools.

The money — unused federal and private funding raised by the NATO host committee — will go to the Kitchen Community, a nonprofit that will organize and implement the Learning Gardens program in playgrounds at schools throughout the city, Mayor Rahm Emanuel announced Sunday at Ruiz Elementary School, where students grow vegetables that are served in the school cafeteria.




Money well spent now that the city doesn't have any more crime

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2012 04:54 AM (1Jaio)

206 Papa Murphy's the ultimate pizza chain. They're so cool they can't be bothered to bake the pizza themselves.

Posted by: JDTAY at December 17, 2012 04:54 AM (a0nis)

207 Feed them to the buzzards

Posted by: alex the.scientist at December 17, 2012 04:55 AM (uFY4s)

208 203 OK well when you invite me over, I like mine with a little Chianti Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2012 08:54 AM (79ueO) How did I know you were going to invite yourself?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:55 AM (XkWWK)

209 Our previous preacher was talking to one of my friends about guns, and how he didn't like them.




Noted.





I'm pretty sure at least 40% of the purses in the pews are being used for gun transportation, simply because their husbands don't want to bother with their concealed holsters at church.


So, in Texas you have your wives hold your guns for you? In their purses? Also noted.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 17, 2012 04:55 AM (da5Wo)

210 Chianti?  Never heard of any pizza with fava beans on it...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 04:56 AM (+k/kq)

211 30Oh boy I hate colds. See you between naps, morons.

Posted by: joncelli

 

You should try bronchitus with a smattering of walking pnuemonia.

Why yes, I am getting better but it still is the suxxors.

Posted by: Gmac at December 17, 2012 04:56 AM (IanLz)

212 "I make my own pizza at home now" Hell yes. Make the dough in the bread machine, coat it with good quality olive oil, cook up some homemade sauce (I start with canned tomato sauce, but that's not how it ends up), quality cheese and meat...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at December 17, 2012 04:56 AM (Hdvhi)

213 How did I know you were going to invite yourself? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 08:55 AM (XkWWK) Because I am a MOT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2012 04:57 AM (79ueO)

214

Is anyone talking about how the media/left is blaming Nancy Lanza for this tragedy? I read a Daily Mail article last night that painted her as a paranoid survivalist. The MSM has done a stellar job reporting the facts about the shooting, so it must be true.

 

Seriously, lefties on Twitter are acting like she deserved it. Ghouls, all of them.

Posted by: Lurker, yo at December 17, 2012 04:57 AM (tl7W6)

215 Death to le scoamf

Posted by: alex the.scientist at December 17, 2012 04:57 AM (uFY4s)

216 the development of educational vegetable gardens at 60 Chicago Public Schools.

Do they go year-round?  Or do the kids have to plant the peas, then someone else gets the harvest?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 17, 2012 04:58 AM (/kI1Q)

217 Scavengers gotta eat, too. Feed the ravens, it's for Teh Planet.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 17, 2012 08:52 AM (/kI1Q)

 

Agreed.   Also,   corvids are very intelligent.    We want them on our side.    And   the way to any creature's heart is through its belly.

 

I'm fond of crows m'self.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 17, 2012 04:58 AM (4df7R)

218 212 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at December 17, 2012 08:56 AM (Hdvhi) I just mix the dough by hand. My kitchen is as big as a phone booth (remember those?) so I have zero space for a Kithcen Aid. Quarry tile in the oven heated at full for about an hour, and the temperature in my oven goes to almost 700 degrees. So glad I chose this week to start a crash diet!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:58 AM (XkWWK)

219 So, in Texas you have your wives hold your guns for you? In their purses? Also noted.

No.  On Sunday, we encourage our wives to carry their guns to church, because it's easier to conceal a gun in a bag than under your clothes.  Partially it's because we've largely left the "Sunday finest" model of dress, so guys aren't routinely going to Church wearing slacks and jackets.

Heck, our Elders normally show up in jeans and polo-style t-shirts.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 17, 2012 04:59 AM (5DR1j)

220 216 Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 17, 2012 08:58 AM (/kI1Q) The entire educational system of the US is a vegetable garden, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 04:59 AM (XkWWK)

221

Is anyone talking about how the media/left is blaming Nancy Lanza for this tragedy? I read a Daily Mail article last night that painted her as a paranoid survivalist. The MSM has done a stellar job reporting the facts about the shooting, so it must be true.

 

I read one Daily Mail article early on Saturday that    made a big point about how Nancy Lanza A) had guns, and B) took her sons to the gun range,   as if     those things     caused      Tiny Dick Babykiller's rampage.    I was so furious    I had to turn off my computer and go stare at a book for an hour.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 17, 2012 05:00 AM (4df7R)

222 Dukakis seen as possible Senate replacement if Kerry tapped for State Is he gonna bring his tank with him?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2012 05:00 AM (79ueO)

223 213 Because I am a MOT Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2012 08:57 AM (79ueO) OK, but bring "an assortment." ;-)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 05:01 AM (XkWWK)

224 So who was the Douche-nozzle last week who's apparent first reaction to the Newtown school shooting was "let's make fun of people who believe in concealed carry?"  Was it Weigel or Klein or someone else?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 17, 2012 05:01 AM (5DR1j)

225 222 Dukakis seen as possible Senate replacement if Kerry tapped for State Is he gonna bring his tank with him? Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2012 09:00 AM (79ueO) Olympia Dukakis?! This is the bitter end.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 05:01 AM (XkWWK)

226 Jeans and church should not mix

Posted by: alex the.scientist at December 17, 2012 05:02 AM (uFY4s)

227 Time for "alex" -- of comment 215, above -- to go bye-bye.

There are limits, you know.

Posted by: MrScribbler, banned at TepidAir at December 17, 2012 05:02 AM (yKUrR)

228

"...the temperature in my oven goes to almost 700 degrees."

 

Hell, that's not an oven, that's a kiln.  I'm lucky if I can get 500 degrees out of mine. 

 

We tried a stone slab in the BBQ (propane) and it did get hot enough, but it was a real pain in the ass to work with. 

Posted by: jwest at December 17, 2012 05:04 AM (ZDsRL)

229 222 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 17, 2012 09:00 AM (4df7R) The smear/lie/distortion campaign is in full swing, since the woman cannot defend herself or explain why her spawn did what he did. If they can bury Benghazi and F&F, and since we have no one on our side willing to speak out about the 2nd Amendment and the REAL causes/preventative measures of last Friday, then we are screwed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 05:04 AM (XkWWK)

230 @222 Don't think it will happen that way. There are currently 8 Dem CongressCritters (with JoKe III on the way to make it a 9-for-9 sweep) - and every freaking one of them would do just about anything to upgrade their parking spaces to the Senate side.

Picking a re-tread like Duke opens the door for a nasty primary, and completely bypasses the possibility of greasing The Cadillac of Governors with some extra payola to make sure they get the chance to run in 2-years as an "incumbent".

Posted by: DocJ at December 17, 2012 05:05 AM (A5uiv)

231 Time for "alex" -- of comment 215, above -- to go bye-bye. There are limits, you know. Posted by: MrScribbler, banned at TepidAir at December 17, 2012 09:02 AM (yKUrR) Well I think a warning is in order and that comment should be removed ASAP. I hate obama, but you can NOT go around threatening the President.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2012 05:06 AM (79ueO)

232 I'm not going to fall for this. Is that Dukakis thing really a rumor? Please tell me no.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 17, 2012 05:06 AM (tkoGU)

233 My oven doesn't really get hot enough, so I prebake the crusts unless I'm making a thin crust style.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at December 17, 2012 05:07 AM (Hdvhi)

234

Re: 15, can anyone provide one single solitary reason that a court clerk needs a press agent?  Sure it's more patronage bullshit, just like one would expect in Chicago, but isn't anyone in that government capable of the tiniest bit of embarrassment?

 

Posted by: Tonestaple at December 17, 2012 05:07 AM (BGruy)

235 I'm not going to fall for this. Is that Dukakis thing really a rumor? Please tell me no. Posted by: Lincolntf at December 17, 2012 09:06 AM (tkoGU) It's on Drudge- look for the Tank Photo? Who knows what is true now a days or just rumor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2012 05:07 AM (79ueO)

236 228 Posted by: jwest at December 17, 2012 09:04 AM (ZDsRL) Place UNGLAZED quarry tiles (from Home Depot, etc). on the lowest rack in your oven and on a rack that is positioned just above. I put my unbaked pizza onto a baking sheet and place it on the lowest rack. The tiles above and below make a sort of oven-within-an-oven. Also, make sure you preheat the oven on the highest setting with the tiles for at least an hour. You can bake only one pie at a time, and subsequent pies will take longer to bake than the previous. But the first one should be done within 8-10 minutes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 05:09 AM (XkWWK)

237 "Former Massachusetts Gov. Michael Dukakis, the 1988 Democratic presidential nominee, may be headed back to the political spotlight as heÂ’s considered a likely interim replacement for Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.)."


Well fuck me running, the Mayans were right.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 17, 2012 05:10 AM (tkoGU)

238

I stopped watching SNL when they did the sketch about the William Holden drinking helmet. That was 1980 and I never looked at it again.

 

Never heard of that.  None of those SNL cocksuckers could carry Holden's dirty jockstrap. 

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 17, 2012 05:10 AM (zF6Iw)

239 Everyone talks about Dukakis and the tank.  Here is John Kerry trying to show he knows how to use a shotgun.

http://www.berkeleysquarejazz.com/blog/pix/jfk_shotgun.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 05:12 AM (+k/kq)

240

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 09:09 AM (XkWWK)

 

That's probably why it's been such a pain the way I do it.  Instead of a baking sheet, I've been trying to cook the pizza directly on the stone, in order to get the proper thin crust browning. 

 

 

 

Posted by: jwest at December 17, 2012 05:13 AM (ZDsRL)

241

Stooge reporter on Fox just called the AR15 "the most powerful gun in America."

 

Fox blows more by the hour.

Posted by: Invictus at December 17, 2012 05:13 AM (OQpzc)

242 Neu thread

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 05:14 AM (+k/kq)

243 My kitchen is as big as a phone booth (remember those?) so I have zero space for a Kithcen Aid. Believe it or not, you get almost the same result with a hand mixer, a bowl, and a whisk attachment. We got 'the kids' the fancy Kitchenaids with dough hooks for presents over the years and I just laugh at 'em. And I just throw the dough into a plastic bag, seal it up tight, and let it ferment for at least 24 hours. The bag inflates like a balloon, releasing all the CO2 and wonderful odor when you open it. I know Al Gore cries at the CO2 release but the dough tastes infinitely better. Rises like a summabitch as soon as it hits the heat.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at December 17, 2012 05:14 AM (feFL6)

244 236, 228, 233 Preheating the tiles is key. Also, I do not place the pie directly on them as there's not enough room between the racks, unless you are very skilled with a pizza piel. But there really is no need. The oven is hot enough that the dough gets nice and crispy. I also make it very thin in traditional Neapolitan/NYC style.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 05:14 AM (XkWWK)

245

You know, William Holden's death was one of the saddest. I really liked that guy.

And for all-out creepy, Natalie Wood's drowning still gives me the shivers.

 

For those who don't know the stories, I'll tell them tomorrow and Wednesday.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 17, 2012 05:15 AM (zF6Iw)

246 243 Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 17, 2012 09:14 AM (feFL6) Hmm. I use half my dough straight away after it has risen. I freeze the rest for use later. Tastes great. Also, I use bread flour as it is much easier to work with.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2012 05:16 AM (XkWWK)

247 Hell yes. Make the dough in the bread machine, coat it with good quality olive oil, cook up some homemade sauce (I start with canned tomato sauce, but that's not how it ends up), quality cheese and meat... Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at December 17, 2012 08:56 AM (Hdvhi) Since this is already turning into a recipe thread, I give you alexthechick's fail proof pizza recipe. 1. Sit on couch and stare into kitchen, willing food to make itself. 2. Should this fail, sigh loudly and flop back on the couch and begin interior dialogue about being a grownup and responsible and not having the eating habits of a frat boy. 3. Decide that driving to get the pizza as opposed to delivery totally counts as cooking. 4. Call local pizza place, no, not the one you called two days ago, the other one, no, not the one with the cannolis because you are a responsible adult and are not going to eat an entire pizza and cannolis too. 5. Drive to get pizza. 6. Realize that you must drive past Chick Fil A to get the pizza and that this is clearly a sign that God wants you to have a hate shake since you're being so responsible and not getting the cannolis. 7. Nomnomnom. Repeat throughout the week as needed.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Tick tock tick tock. at December 17, 2012 05:17 AM (VtjlW)

248 When at 4am on an ONT I mentioned The Hobbit midnight showing.  Someone posted about Douglas Trumbull, 48FPS, and Natalie Wood.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 05:17 AM (+k/kq)

249 #22. Hope you all have a wonderful day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 17, 2012 07:07 AM (zF6Iw)




Those O'Toole and Harris stories are great. I've heard a few myself and wonder if wonder if they spent a solid hour sober

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2012 05:18 AM (1Jaio)

250 The Breitbart headlines say all there is to say about Boner (in chronological order): Conservatives Bash Boehner's Reported Tax Hike Offer Report: Boehner Caves Again, Offers Obama Year Delay on Debt Limit Boehner Cave 2.0: Speaker Offers Debt Hike in Cliff Deal

Posted by: beach monday blah's at December 17, 2012 05:19 AM (LpQbZ)

251 Bread flour, definitely, and freezing works great.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at December 17, 2012 05:20 AM (Hdvhi)

252 re: pizza yeah, I always make homemade pizza, too. Breadman. With a Pizza Dough setting. Nice investment.

Posted by: beach monday blah's at December 17, 2012 05:20 AM (LpQbZ)

253 Another reason to skip delivery from Dominos, someone mentioned a new $3 fee. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 05:22 AM (+k/kq)

254  My easy-bake oven only cooks gender   neutral  pizzas

Posted by: art garfunkels ugly kid at December 17, 2012 05:28 AM (E16uG)

255

I remember a hit piece about Ryan on the front page of our newspaper, right after his nomination, when most people were just starting to form opinions about him. I don't think I've ever seen something so blatantly dishonest out on the front page like that. It still bothers me. Media bias? Horseshit!! The media was in full-blown libelous propaganda mode - WAY beyond mere bias. Mere BIAS was back in the good ol' days.

 

Using just a critical read, the article was a joke, but I doubt most people have even basic critical reading skills. First learned that a "litant of lies" means exactly 4, and that this is in contention for some sort of world record. (Huh?) Then came the so-called fact-checking. Two of them had that exact template described in the link: "It's true, BUT ... , so we've called it a lie."  Another took a few minutes of research to debunk. It turned out that not only wasn't the "claim" (as to what Ryan said) true, but their "fact" to rebut it wasn't right either.

 

That last item was deliciously convoluted - even Ryan's defenders screwed it up most of the time. It was about how Obama had gone to his hometown, and gave some flowery speech that made it sound like he (Obama) was promising that the plant would stay open - when he really made no specific promise at all. Ryan simply quoted Obama, and the idea was that Obama had simply given his town a bunch of happy talk, only to have their plant shut down afterwards. The pundits turned it into some sort of debate about on whose watch the plant closed down during - which was irrelevant to both what was said, and to the truthfulness of what Ryan was saying.  Sheesh!!

 

Oh, and I never bothered to look up about the 4th "lie", which was something about Obamacare. I had seen enough.

 

Posted by: Optimizer at December 17, 2012 05:35 AM (Mxt9o)

256 #253 That $3.00 fee is probably to get the cost of health insurance or the fine if they lose their court case.

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 17, 2012 05:40 AM (GoIUi)

257 Blacks are no longer automatically blacks in my book. They voted for Obummer commie government by a 95% majority therefore they are “n*gg*rs” until proven otherwise. This is the racial LIB theory. You have repeated asked for racist action, welcome to the real shit sandwich. http://is.gd/D869XR Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 07:03 AM (53z96) Thinking this way, you have become just as much a tool of the Left as have most blacks. Congratulations.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at December 17, 2012 05:53 AM (Su0W2)

258

Obama Bypasses Congress to Mandate Black Boxes for All Cars -- Beginning in '14

 

Link in name.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2012 07:31 AM (4u2LN)

259

Obama Bypasses Congress to Mandate Black Boxes for All Cars -- Beginning in '14

 

Link in name.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2012 07:31 AM (4u2LN)

260 "The handguns were also semi-automatic, as most handguns are, because revolvers have much stronger recoil."

This was confirmed by the reporter, who went to a range and shot 1 round from an S&W 600, and 1 round from a Ruger Mk. III .22 caliber pistol. There is a clear difference in recoil, and so all guns should be banned.

Posted by: MadisonConservative at December 17, 2012 12:26 PM (Y/HG5)

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