Happy Friday the 13th. ya'll. Opening day for the Royals here. Weather should be good as the storms move out.

Tomorrow, however...

"HH you are a Kansas Citian?"

Pretty close. Overland Park.

You already had a meet-up? One of our occasional co-bloggers also lives in the area.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2012 07:13 AM (cHZB7)

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I stayed in a Holiday Inn once and I think she is full of shit.  You can't prosecute someone for manslaughter AND Murder for the same act. You have to choose wisely based on the damn evidence you have. 

In reality, you are supposed to charge based on what you know the actual crime was but that stopped happening decades ago.

25 Scrunt Greta on Fox and Friends defending Rosen's bullshit statements about stay at home moms.



How in the hell can any woman defend this crap?
Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2012 07:08 AM (YdQQY)

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Yeah, I saw that last night. Rove was actually tongue tied in amazement of Greta's weak defense of her FRIEND Rosen. I can usually tolerate Greta but that was just shameful. Turned it off, went to bed.

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Morn' ya'lls 

"yeah I know tmi3rd is around, we should definitely get him to come too"

He and I have met. Great guy!

Yeah, we should get together. I'm not great on planning, but I will have time off  in May (finally!).

We need to look into something.

"maybe a Cinco de Quatro party?"

Laughs...

Figures. That's the day I'm starting my beer run to Kentucky...

First look at Romney/Booker? 

Rosen went the way the White House wanted it to.  They got the class warfare dig in, and by criticizing Rosen, the campaign got street cred for defending stay-at-home mothers and working mothers.

Wheels within wheels, 'Rons.

"and by criticizing Rosen, the campaign got street cred for defending stay-at-home mothers and working mothers."

I don't buy that. I don't think they are that smart. What they saw was the back-lash, and immediatly ran for cover.

So Lissa is either full of shit or there is another factor involved here?

She  is  an  idiot  scrunt;  Florida's  10/20/Life  law  adds  a  non-dischargable  25  years  to  Zimmerman's   sentence   for  killing  someone  with  gun  during  the  commission  of  a  felony.   Zimmerman  has  no  reason  to  plead  the  charge  down  to  manslaughter  because  it  still  means  a  no  parole  25  years  in  addition  to  the  primary  sentence.

Corey  threw  this  bullshit  charge  out  for  nothing  more  than  political  reasons  and  according  to  other  sources  she  won't  even  take  the
 case  to  trial;  that  gets  dumped  on  the  local  DA.

Too   many  morons  in  the  metro  Kansas  City  area.  (  Checks  weapons  and  ammo)

61If they don't get the result they want the first time, they'll just try Zimmerman again until they get it 'right.'<<<

Depriving Trayvon of His Civil Rights may end up being what gets Zimmerman jail time if the state of Florida's case fails. And I expect it will.

Double jeopardy? Pfft. That concept is like, a hundred years old.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 13, 2012 07:50 AM (rpFf/)

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Worked for me!

Just in case you were unsure about the inherent Good of waging class warfare, Comcast's home page is leading with an article about the ten states that atx "the poor" the most.

Link in sig

Posted by: Fritz at April 13, 2012 07:56 AM (/ZZCn)

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What she said was taken out of context and she's my friend!!11!! 

Posted by: kawfytawk at April 13, 2012 08:15 AM (VIm97)

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I originally thought it was the Vanilla Ice project for DYI but after checking it wasn't.  I still think I have seen it on some show but can't recall now.

Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2012 07:17 AM (YdQQY)

In reality it doesn't matter with what GZ is charged, if he's acquitted Holder will rush in with a "civil rights" charge aka "legalized double jeopardy".

GZ is screwed- he should have fled the country and taken up residence with Roman Polanski in France.

Speaking of France, re: the scientists teaching baboons language- what good is it to teach a baboon to say "I surrender!" ?

  Captain  Hate  bringing  the  heat;  and  that  thief   Corzine  is  still  walking  around  free  but  the  DOJ  is  protecting  us   from  Clemens. 

Fuck  you   Holder.

Posted by: HH at April 13, 2012 07:45 AM (KB0hv)

Axelrod came out in a hurry and distanced the WH from Rosen. Yeah, it is a set-up. Get the dig in by a surrogate, distance yourself, claim fairness. This seems to be what they do. It just got a little out of hand for them this time.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 13, 2012 08:25 AM (i6RpT)

Evidence?  They don't need no stinkin' evidence.

Tami,

No.  She refused to tell me her handle because she was "an early adopter and uses her real name."

I offered to have her email it to me and promised not to share it with anyone, even if she was lying about defending Ann Romney.

And I wouldn't have.

Surprisingly, she did not respond. A more cynical man would accuse her if lying fuckbaggery, but not me. Buy by all means, help yourself.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 13, 2012 08:25 AM (niZvt)

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Yup, Beagle owner here too. My guy will sidle up to me and slap at me unitl I pet him. Then he chimes in with the self-satisfied grunts and snoring and sighs.

Cute little fucker, ya wanna squeeze the guts out him.

I mean they picked Biden for pete sakes. They had to find the dumbest SOB out there to make Obama look smart.

It  didn't  work.

Zimmerman's  lawyer  has  a  rep  as  a  pipe-hitting  SOB,  there  will  be  no  plea.

Good morning, all!

If you're the praying type, I ask you to say a prayer for the soul   of Greenland, NH, Police Chief Michael Maloney, who was shot and killed yesterday while serving a drug-related warrant.  He was one week away from retirement.    Four other officers were injured, and two remain in intensive care.   They could certainly use your prayers, too.

We're lucky enough    in NH    to have few of our LEOs perish in the   line of duty.    It's a very sad day     today. 

Posted by: Nork scientist at April 13, 2012 08:46 AM (a48wU)

You eat when we get to Mars!

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 13, 2012 08:49 AM (GoIUi)

They've gotta be gripping hard in the White House because I'm thinking their internals have to be completely in the toilet to try such a lamebrained scheme.  And to then attack the messenger is only gonna further demoralized the people totally in the tank for these losers.

Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2012 06:52 AM (YdQQY)

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It's pretty clear that the Obama admin intends to put Gibson out of business. So that puts the lie to Fauxbama's spiel about bringing manufacturing jobs back to the US, since Gibson product in manufactured in the States.

I don't understand why the financial/business press is not beating this drum loudly and often...this could be a huge campaign issue. I'm also surprised the country music folks haven't taken up the cause...

@Vic,

On the KMOV thing, I don't think they're in danger, the area not in STL city swings red, (See Congressional district II, which elected Akin I think with an 80% vote, the other 20% going to the Libertarian!)

Connor's past his prime too (I remember him getting tazed on tv years ago to get ratings.)  If it does upset anyone they'll just dump him.  I'm glad to see at least one station here though isn't playing fluffer to the president.

Posted by: huerfano at April 13, 2012 08:57 AM (bAGA/)

But then Michael Steele agreed with him and Mica.

Posted by: Long-Dong Il at April 13, 2012 08:49 AM (MMC8r)

Mars! Mars Bars! San-Q, San-Q!

Isee that N.O.W.     is trying to spin Hilary Rosen's comments about Ann Romney to seem like less of an insult, and    is failing horribly.

TERRY O’NEILL (President of N.O.W.): What would we be saying if Hillary Clinton [sic] had said this: that Ann Romney has never, has not worked for pay outside the home a day in her life? That’s my understanding that’s an accurate statement, and that raises the exact issue that Hilary Rosen was trying to get to, which is do Mr. & Mrs. Romney have the kind of life experience and if not, the imagination, to really understand what most American families are going through right now? I think that that was what Hilary was getting out, and so she left out the words “for pay outside the home.”

What a classless bitch.       It's cute that    she's      trying to revise RosenÂ’s statement from “hasnÂ’t worked a day in her life” to “hasnÂ’t worked a day in her life for pay.” As if raising children, battling MS and cancer, and dealing with attacks from her husbandÂ’s political opponents hasnÂ’t given Mrs. Romney PLENTY of life experience. As if every mother who has stayed home with her children is somehow a naive fool who could never survive in the “real world.”

I despise    N.O.W.     with every fiber of my being. Them and all their feminista followers. TheyÂ’d make me ashamed to be a woman except THEY are the ones who should be ashamed.

(h/t WZ)

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 13, 2012 08:43 AM (i6RpT)

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There was a 4-5year stretch in the 90's that I attended every Yankee home opener. They would always turn into all day booze-fests so I stopped going after realizing I would wake the next day and not remember who the hell won the game. 

Posted by: kallisto at April 13, 2012 08:59 AM (jm/9g)

Don't think they're not well aware of it and won't vote accordingly.  Between that and ignoring the flood of Nashville the JEF won't get a single vote out of country music fans other than the shitstains that still listen to the Ditzy Slits.

@JusticePourTresBon

From the sidebar article:   is Roddy White seriously that stupid?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 13, 2012 08:56 AM (nEUpB)

That's a great video, if "know thee by thy friends" which is/was my mom's favorite comment when she didn't/doesn't like the new friend, is any indication, then he's good to go, who doesn't like Shmuley?

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 13, 2012 08:49 AM (GoIUi)

And if they were that smart, wouldn't we be in a financial recovery by now?

Or have  peace in the Mid-East?

Or, whatever...

Look, these people are NOT smart.  Devious, yes, but they have never shown that they are capable of running the U.S. in any way shape or form.

Except running it into the ground...

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I know, Cap'n, I was referring more to the celebrities who have the big mic: Trace, Toby, Reba, you know, the heavy hitters. On the other hand, it doesn't surprise me at all that the jackasses in the rock/pop world have not uttered one peep about the persecution of a musical institution. Where are all the usual suspects who have so much to say on current events...how about you, Bono...where tf are you?

 Who is DOJ going to go after next?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at April 13, 2012 09:10 AM (hXJOG)

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Armed with only skittles and an iced tea the man robbed three banks in a row. He's obviously innocent. Cause, the skittles....

We Cubbie fans...Suck

(From the St. Louis division of the NBC editing office)

Sorry Mamma winger I couldn't resist, just too awesome.  Actually I love cubs fans you guys take the rivalry so well. One of my favorite rivalries in sports.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 09:12 AM (4df7R)

Well I'm guessing it's a little strange to be backing a murder 2 case if you think it was simply an accident.

Overnight in Chicago, 8 people were shot   in separate incidents,    one fatally.   A    7-year old girl was among those wounded.

Any word from the White House?   This is the Prezzy's stomping ground, after all.  Surely   he wants to get up in front of the nation and     decry the violence in his home city,   just like he did for the Zimmerman thing?    

When you spend a lot of time in the weight room with the same people, it's obvious who suddenly discovered Vitamin S.

Fuck Roger Clemens' lying pincushion ass.  Yeah, it was creatine.  For some reason creatine hasn't added 150% to my lifts in 6 months.  Weird.

But no, he shouldn't go to jail. He's already gotten his punishment:  humiliation and exclusion from the hall of fame.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 13, 2012 09:02 AM (Dll6b)

I agree with all of those except for the last.  It is by no means certain that GZ will walk on this-  I hope he does, but as it stands now his fate is in the hands of the courts.

A citizen stands in jeopardy of losing his liberty to placate special interest groups and cover politicians' asses.

This is NOT the way things are supposed to work!

Vice President Joe Biden said tonight that what he called a Republican-led effort to rollback the rights of women is "real" and will "intensify."

"And look, I'll tell you when it's going to intensify - the next president of the United States is going to get to name one, possibly two or more, members to the Supreme Court," he added.

Didn't Rosen say the Democrats never said there was a war on women?

"Look, I have fought my whole career - I'm no hero, I don't want to make it likeÂ… - whether it's the Violence Against Women Act or equal pay. My entire career as a senator and the vice president is to get to one point: when my daughter is able to make whatever choice she wants and no one question it," he said.

"If my daughter wants to be able to say, 'I'm staying home and raising my kids,' no one should question that."

If she wants to be a coke head she can be that too

Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2012 09:13 AM (YdQQY)

"Lesser Included charges" Vic that's how they'll get it.  If they make the right arguments (read: file the right paperword) they can charge for "Murder 2 and down" which would include "Manslaughter, negligant homicide, etc." (it might even included aggrivated battery, not sure.

@Momma Winger, you're welcome for the reminder .  (you're going to hunt me down and do harm to me one day aren't you?)

227 Any word from the White House?

Posted by: President Obumbles at April 13, 2012 09:19 AM (VE1KN)

That's a good question, Barack.   See, the article in the Chicago Tribune   (http://tinyurl.com/8yqzqsf)        doesn't list a race for anyone      involved in these shootings.   Using my codebook of MFM Racial Categories, that tells me that they're probably all people who would look like your son, if you had one.

And even though hiring has picked up, wages have barely kept pace with inflation. So many retailers can't charge more without losing some business.

A small amount of inflation can be good for the economy. It encourages businesses and consumers to spend and invest money sooner rather than later, before inflation erodes its value

Posted by: Ian S. at April 13, 2012 09:24 AM (wllJH)

I was a big fan when the Axe tried to pawn her off as CNN's fault during an interview with CNN.  Needless to say, that didn't go over well.  He tried comparing her visits to the WH with Boehner's visits, King said "Don't you see why people don't trust you?" or somesuch about that.

242 WASHINGTON (AP) -- U.S. consumers paid more last month for food and gas.
But outside those volatile categories inflation was mild.

In other words,  "Everything's    just dandy,      except the things you actually need for survival    are    quickly    zooming     out of your price range.   Oh well!"

@238

Dumbass perps. GZ will most likely walk, but the two AA hate crime perps have no defense whatsoever. I hope their victim recovers and has enough brain capacity left to identify them. Thank you Al Sharpton, JJ, Obama whose son would have looked like Trevin, Michelle Williams, MFM, and all the rest of the race pimps and hustlers. Innocent blood is now on your hands.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 13, 2012 09:19 AM (rpFf/)

Exactly. At least not while they are stonewalling Fast and Furious, and instituting a race-based justice system at DOJ.

>>NOW: I think that that was what Hilary was getting out, and so she left out the words “for pay outside the home.”

Yeh, if she'd said something different, it wouldn't have been so bad.

That's not the good argument you think it is...

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It's so depressing that influential artists don't have the courage to speak up for what is right. I just wish that even one celebrity had the wherewithal to give a huge middle finger to the music biz, a la Mel Gibson who went his own way, financed and produced movies that made oodles of money. In effect telling all of Hollywood to eff off.

@ Captain Hate,

I'm not a huge Gibson Les Paul fan, mostly because they're heavy as shit and uncomfortable to play sitting down, but I will buy an SG this year because fuck Obama and his thuggish tactics.  Plus, they sound good.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 13, 2012 08:37 AM (i6RpT)

Sorry ladies and gentleman but MLB sucks.  Any game where one team can out spend another by 3-4x is absolute bullshit.  The game of baseball is great.  Major league baseball in the US sucks donkey balls.  They should take every record from 1995-2010 and put a giant fucking * next to them all.  The Yankee$ and Red $ox championships, all tainted.  A-Fraud, Jeter, Clemens, Bonds all roided up assholes.  The only clean people of any substance during those times are Griffey and Ripken.  NFL rules.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 13, 2012 09:24 AM (wllJH)

Yeah I gotta give them credit for this.  Maybe Willard has jettisoned worthless fucking loads like Sununu and other Repuke has-beens that belonged on the McRino clown campaign and has some people that know what the hell they're doing.

Speaking of Repuke has-beens, Ohioans should celebrate that Kevin DeWine leaves office in the state party today after being ousted by the Tea Party.  Maybe now Kasich can do his job without worrying about being stabbed in the back by that mendacious prick.  Good fucking riddance.

Posted by: Chain Mail at April 13, 2012 09:24 AM (RMAYP)

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50 year old man, pulled from car and  commences to beat a hammer with his head. I hope the two victims of his crime are OK.

Posted by: laceyunderalls really wants her own Empire at April 13, 2012 09:33 AM (pLTLS)

Morning, lacey!

I don't know if it's been discussed either, but even if it has    that doesn't mean we can't drag the SCOAMT over the coals with it again.  

Dear Preznit Bammy,

Do you suffer    from severe Carpal Tunnel Syndrome?   I imagine checking all those checkboxes must be hard on the wrist.

"By describing the act of staying at home with the kids as a “luxury,” President Obama suggested he was on the Rosen-Hirschman side of the cultural divide. And that’s a bad place to be going into an election.

For three decades now, twice as many people have described themselves in polls as “conservative” than as “liberal” (these days, 44 to 22 percent). And in this context, the word “conservative” really means “traditionalist.”

Brushfires like the one Rosen set off are the sorts of things that will convince those conservatives — and many of the moderates who make up the other third of America — that the “war on women” they’ve been hearing so much about is actually a war on the traditional gender roles they believe in.

And that is not good for Barack Obama."

 "I imagine checking all those checkboxes must be hard on the wrist."

Oddly enough, there is a remedy for that.

Can you guess what it is?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 13, 2012 09:41 AM (i6RpT)

I honestly think all of them were to some extent.  Look how quickly Griffey went downhill.  That's what happens in your late '30's. You get hurt and it is tough to recover.  I will admit that there is no evidence against Jeter, I just don't like him.

Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2012 09:43 AM (YdQQY)

LOL!  Oh, whew!  *wiping tears of laughter from eyes*   Oh wow.   "U.N. action," eh?  "U.N. action?"  

*collapses in a fit of hysterics*

"Losing would send the following message: Despite the unqualified support or Mayor Bloomberg and a daunting, bipartisan coalition of local officials, and despite irrefutable evidence that rising pension costs are crushing local governments and, soon, Albany itself, the unions were too strong for Andrew Cuomo to conquer.

After that, where would Cuomo go to get his mojo back?

Nowhere, thatÂ’s where.

Again, the unions know it.

As does Shelly Silver.

The speaker stands to be a big loser in a successful Cuomo incumbency. Most, if not all, of the new ethics and oversight reforms are aimed principally at abuses of legislative trust. Bought long ago, Silver trembles.

The unions, of course, do the buying — and thus they have the most to lose.

Knock the wheels off the Cuomo juggernaut?

Oh, happy day!

In other words, it’s about pension reform — but it’s not really about pension reform.

Hang tough, Andrew."

http://tinyurl.com/c8zswny

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 13, 2012 09:43 AM (QTHTd)

Bastard.  I hope he rots in     Hell.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 09:48 AM (4df7R)

Might be some cause for concern.  They could send over some Blue Helmets to steal their food and rape their kids.  They're pretty good at that from what I've read.

>>PPH sues TX over new rule blocking abortion providers from getting funding from their health care programs. One wonders what the grounds of their suit is. But I am sure it doesn't matter, they will shop around for a judge and find some Clinton/Obama appointee that doesn't give a shit about the law.

My theory is that they don't care that they are losing some of their legal battles.

The fact that they will take you to court even when they have no case is scary.

Some people will settle shit even though they could probably win in court.

Thugs. They are thugs.

I start to feel sorry for these people, but then I remember they want me and mine obliterated. They think we are unworthy of existing.

Posted by: moki at April 13, 2012 09:45 AM (dZmFh)

I'm just so glad that a lot of women, young and old, are finally figuring this out!

Posted by: Shockwave at April 13, 2012 09:34 AM (TVbdM)

I wouldn't have Shitcago up my ass if I had room for Saturn. Its full of assholes.........like you.

Posted by: Roy at April 13, 2012 09:46 AM (VndSC)

Awww, but it's so much fun watching them flail around making asses of themselves!

Big Deal.  I am left handed and I can hit that snap hook.  Just usually not when I am planning to.

What an amazing shot under ridiculous pressure.  You have to love a guy named Bubba winning the masters.

Oddly enough, there is a remedy for that.

Posted by: HH at April 13, 2012 09:44 AM (KB0hv)

If it has anything to do with Reggie Love, I'm gonna need the brain bleach.  

Ah, Chicago!.... I get to fly into O'Hara tonight...Friday the 13th...on an Embraer...in weather.

Wouldn't call myself a Cubs fan, more of a Cubs sympathizer...and April in Chicago is the perfect time to recall the Lee Elia rant (sorry, link fail). 

 He is much thinner and much more darkly complexioned than the standard photo in the orange shirt depicts him to be. He looks unmistakably Hispanic.

Silly wingnut, haven't you heard of Photoshop?  We'll lighten him right on up!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 09:02 AM (4df7R)

N.O.W supporting the Right  Knd of woman since 1966, this is their self promotion headers.

NOW is the largest, most comprehensive feminist advocacy group in the United States. Our purpose is to take action to bring women into full participation in society — sharing equal rights, responsibilities and opportunities with men, ........while living free from discrimination........

disclaimer , of course we will not defend any woman not of OUR group, that includes women under sharia. Or Women that have found themselves to fly under the Republican Party banner.

or stay at home moms..

Posted by: Insomniac at April 13, 2012 09:51 AM (DrWcr)

Unfortunately, the people of North Korea would probably       view it as     just      another day in the     glorious     Democratic Republic.    

Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2012 06:53 AM (YdQQY)

Either the Commerce Clause, Voting Rights Act, or Shut Up!

Posted by: nickless at April 13, 2012 09:56 AM (5rxaw)

Saw a headline somewhere, ram says it's not his fault, blamed it on some daley guy.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 13, 2012 09:56 AM (Ec6wH)

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I only threw Jeter in because I don't like him and he seemed to stay so injury free.  He is probably clean.  I still hate MLB though.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 13, 2012 09:55 AM (/kI1Q)

You've got to have variety in your boobies    to really appeal to the masses.     So here, have some more.

http://tinyurl.com/b7tq6t

Posted by: comatus at April 13, 2012 09:55 AM (ZOlM3)

Whoaaaa.  You saw the Tony Williams Lifetime with John McLaughlin and Larry Young.  Holy fucking shit; I bought the "Turn it Over" lp when I was an undergrad and just about drove everybody on the floor of my dorm nuts banging that shit.  The vocals kind of sucked but everything else on that turned my musical ideas upside down.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 13, 2012 09:58 AM (X3lox)

It's the smell.   They smell just like a typical Parisian.

Easy mama winger.  I absolutely LOVE the game of baseball.  I gave up my labrum in my left shoulder twice to the pitchers mound.  I despise the economics of MLB.

Big difference.

Cap'n,

Tele and Gretsch man here.  I'll never make a living at it, but I can drink beer and play and sing until the wee hours and that's what I love about music:  you don't have to be great to enjoy doing it.

Posted by: cherry at April 13, 2012 09:56 AM (OhYCU)

I can't believe that the esteemed MFM would tamper with pictures to promote its agenda. It's unheard of. Next thing you'll tell me is that they doctored audio

Posted by: mama winger at April 13, 2012 10:00 AM (P6QsQ)

Everyone knows that rich white people exploited poor undocumented workers to pick the apples that went in that pie.  Apple pie is nothing more than the gastronomic embodiment of racist, capitalist oppression.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 13, 2012 10:02 AM (i6RpT)

He plays for the Yankees.  Need I say more?

Posted by: mama winger at April 13, 2012 10:03 AM (P6QsQ)

Ooo, ooo, pick me, pick ME!

On Friday, 13 October 1307, hundreds of the Knights Templar were arrested in France, an action apparently motivated financially and undertaken by the efficient royal bureaucracy to increase the prestige of the crown.

I never get tired of that one.

Now, back to sucking dik.

Posted by: huerfano at April 13, 2012 10:03 AM (bAGA/)

Heh.  In that case, forgive my impertinence. 

Posted by: mama winger at April 13, 2012 10:00 AM (P6QsQ)

Come on, how can anyone hate Apple Pie?  If they do they must be racist!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 13, 2012 10:05 AM (/kI1Q)

It could be    serious, HR.   Could you fit in a vet's appointment on a day that you already have a dental appointment?  Double up the time   instead of taking another day?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 13, 2012 10:03 AM (rpFf/)

Troo dat.  My best instrument is the alto sax and I'm not nearly as good as I wanna be; but even with people that are worse than me I can have lots of fun just blasting garage jazz shit with da blooz changes.  But I got nobody to play with dammit.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 13, 2012 06:57 AM (GoIUi)

Chec out the tragic saga of Andrew Wordes the CHicken Man.  This happened in my town.

http://tinyurl.com/7ddfhm3

Posted by: at April 13, 2012 10:03 AM (P6QsQ)

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I'm tanned rested and ready to be tested!!

" hundreds of the Knights Templar were arrested in France, an action apparently motivated financially and undertaken by the efficient royal bureaucracy to increase the prestige of the crown."

Odd, sounds like something the RIAA would do. 

Posted by: Insomniac at April 13, 2012 10:00 AM (v+QvA)

"Shit load" is strictly    standard.     If it were being measured in metric units, it would be "a fuck ton."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 13, 2012 10:05 AM (/kI1Q)

Why not? Its not like I link gay porn. And about the poop; why are you eating cats? Mebbe you should leave off the teeth and claws..........

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 13, 2012 10:09 AM (i6RpT)

I grew up in Pittsburgh a Pirates fan (back when they were good).  Then moved to Baltimore and the Orioles are my AL team (I should say were).  My first 5 years here the O's were great ('92-'97). 

Now these 2 teams have the worst owners in professional sports and have missed the playoffs19 and 14 years in a row respectively.  Does my rant make sense now?

I still have the Steelers though...

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 13, 2012 10:12 AM (i6RpT)

Thanks!

"Publicly available tax documents from 2002, obtained by TheDC, reveal that Rosen received a total compensation package of $2.8 million during her final year as CEO and President of the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA).

Rosen earned a salary of $2.65 million dollars for 40 hours of work per week to head the Washington lobby group. In addition, she received $141,512 in contributions to her benefits package from the RIAA that year as well." http://tinyurl.com/6q98bcz

So she murdered napster and rumor has it she's going for the internet next.

But, how come when dems are uber wealthy, it's acceptable, fine, no problem but when a conservative or republican is wealthy it's a crime against humanity.  I really don't understand this.

Posted by: laceyunderalls really wants her own Empire at April 13, 2012 10:10 AM (pLTLS)

Good GRIEF.  

I enjoy watching leftists froth at the mouth.  It makes me feel warm and fuzzy and happy with the world.

Posted by: cherry at April 13, 2012 10:17 AM (OhYCU)

You are one sick puppy.  Then again, I LOL'd...

Now I suppose this scenario is possible in the abstract, but have we heard any facts that correspond with it?

( from Lawrence Auster at Amnation.com )

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 13, 2012 07:24 AM (niZvt)

Babooty?

"I ended up with a Dan Armstrong Ampeg fretless. Jack Bruce had one, on tour with Tony Williams; I worked the show, and fell in love."

Remember the acrylic-bodied DA basses?

I'm about ready to revert back to my 4-strings after playing a 5-string bass for around 10 years. This new classic   rock band   I've been playing with  (The  Infidels) does a lot of   songs in the key of A, so it should work.

I received a Gibson Grabber bass as a loaner   whilst I was waiting for  my custom ordered Fender Precision bass to be delivered (with  a narrow maple neck and natural blonde finish, wish I still had that one). It was passable but unimpresive. I thought it was pretty cool at the time because I'd seen a picture of Greg Lake playing one.

The actions of this administration against Gibson Guitars are reprehensible.

Oh, and good morning Morons and Moronettes. Happy Friday the Thirteenth.  Thanks for the boobies, HR.

Posted by: rockmom at April 13, 2012 10:15 AM (NYnoe)

GOD NO PLEASE.   Have y'all heard Deval    speak?   I have not known another public figure to have a voice of such a pitch that it screams, "Hi, I'm a pussy!"    My mother heard him on the radio once and asked me, "Who's that kid?"  

"That's the Governor of Massachusetts."

"Oh my God!"

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 13, 2012 10:19 AM (Ho2rs)

Thanks for reminding me.  I've got to buy bird netting today.

Posted by: Typical disgusting Moron at April 13, 2012 10:21 AM (nEUpB)

That's a disgusting thing to say. 

{{Heather Radish}}

And I'm glad you heard from your son, Jane.   Phone calls in the middle of the night are always angst-ridden.   Thank goodness this one was positive.

Posted by: willow at April 13, 2012 10:18 AM (TomZ9)

Yep, that's about the long and short of it!   

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 13, 2012 10:22 AM (FIesJ)

Yeah...been in SoEuc gutting out a second floor on Belvoir...in the rebuilding stage now.  Off this morning to do office work and such...meeting this afternoon.  I've been very remiss at posting lately...no time; but I'm always here lurking (or socking!)!

Posted by: toby928© Pale Penis Person at April 13, 2012 10:26 AM (GTbGH)

What'd I ever do to you?  *hurt expression*

>>Joan Walsch COMPLETELY off her meds.

Wow. Even with that warning...wow.

Word of the day: heinous! Please use it in most of your comments. Heinously.

>>IÂ’d like to hear every prominent
Republican denounce Ann Romney for her heinous insensitivity to
non-wealthy mothers who must work outside the home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2012 10:28 AM (UOM4

One of these days Biden is going to wander into    the woods "chasing pixies!" and no one is ever going to see him again.    The man is unhinged.

Posted by: cassie at April 13, 2012 10:25 AM (oZfic)

**

Isn't it about time for you and your imaginary friends to pile into your clown car and pedal off to Rome to attend Benedict XVI's retirement ceremony?

Just trying to keep you on schedule, dear.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 13, 2012 10:17 AM (i6RpT)

All pro sports are getting ridiculous to me.  I'd rather watch a I-AA football game or a college Lacrosse or baseball game any day. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2012 10:28 AM (UOM4

I thought he had bottomed out by being on The Special Ed Show.  What a gathering of the mensas.  I think if you summed the IQs of the audience you wouldn't hit triple figures.

Morning all.

26  And have we heard from Palin on this issue? If so, I must have missed it.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 13, 2012 07:11 AM (GoIUi)

Yeah....she was on Hannity last night. [Hubby had it on, he likes Hannity.] They talked about how the Dems had 'wondered' how she, Palin, could be a good mother to her children if she were the VP.

Which is a good point. .....I remember that. The Dems trying to play it both ways. ....If you're a working mom, then you're "not being a good mom". But then they make snarky remarks about stay-at-home-moms too.

Word of the day: heinous! Please use it in most of your comments. Heinously.

And wherever possible, I would recommend folks try to juxtapose "heinous" with our Preznit's favorite    word, "marvelous."    for example:

"Joe Biden said something else stupid and heinous?   How marvelous!"

hought he had bottomed out by being on The Special Ed Show. What a gathering of the mensas. I think if you summed the IQs of the audience you wouldn't hit triple figures.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 13, 2012 10:31 AM (FIesJ)

You'd be lucky to hit double.

Hey Vic,

Short urls are blocked for me...can you post a Cut-N-pastable link for the story on the Navy Captain?

Posted by: kallisto at April 13, 2012 10:30 AM (jm/9g)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Jimmah at April 13, 2012 09:38 AM (UpwlP)

From the looks of the mug shots, it looks like both of them got caught by some hammer recoil. 

Posted by: CAC at April 13, 2012 10:34 AM (hexRM) [

I fully expect     Think Progress to release a poll that goes something like:

[b]Romney 25,  Obama 1,000,000,000

Posted by: cassie at April 13, 2012 10:20 AM (oZfic)

You have revealed more here than I think you realize. ....This confirms that you come here to intentionally disrupt and irritate....and then crow about it to your 'friends'. 

Posted by: cassie at April 13, 2012 10:33 AM (EQRmv)

not me......

Posted by: wheatie at April 13, 2012 10:31 AM (+5U+B)

They tied themselves into knots over the fact that she didn't abort Trig and subsequently didn't seclude themselves in shame for having inflicted such an abomination on their world.  That she looked and smelled better than those ambulatory septic tanks only made them more unhinged.  And then came Excitable Andi to up the ante....

Posted by: wheatie at April 13, 2012 10:37 AM (+5U+B)

Again, that's your interpretation.  My friends actually come here to read.  It's there characterization.  They are lib/dems many of you reinforce their idea of conservatives/republicans, in not a good way.

Posted by: cassie at April 13, 2012 10:37 AM (oZfic)

not me......

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan, Uterine Detective at April 13, 2012 10:39 AM (v+QvA)

But they forgot the condoms at home when they went on vacay.

Posted by: cassie at April 13, 2012 10:40 AM (oZfic)

This wins "Stupidest Sentence on the Internet" today.  Congratulations.

Posted by: cassie at April 13, 2012 10:38 AM (oZfic)

...awwwwww...now you've made me so sad.  BTW, you and your friends must be masochists.

Sorry, but I have a question and I don't know if it has been mentioned here.

According to Ms. Hilary-I don't smell like-Rosen, Ann Romney is just a stay at home mom who should shut up about politics. But in 2008 all the Demontards were screaming at Palin that she should go home and be  a mother to her 5 kids.

So someone explain to me: which is it?

Posted by: cassie at April 13, 2012 10:40 AM (/izg2)

not me........

Posted by: cassie at April 13, 2012 10:15 AM (oZfic)

and yet, here you still are

======================

. It's there characterization. They are lib/dems many of you reinforce their idea of conservatives/republicans, in not a good way.

==========================

is that anything like 'good touch-bad touch'??

Posted by: cassie at April 13, 2012 10:38 AM (oZfic)

And so you are showing them what a fearless hero you are....by wading into the belly of the beast......to do battle with us conservative barbarians?

Again. You reveal your motives. 

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 13, 2012 10:42 AM (uVuwp)

It's shut up!  That's what.

Posted by: cassie at April 13, 2012 10:43 AM (pLTLS)

...I'm not me...

Posted by: jewells45 at April 13, 2012 10:34 AM (l/N7H)

Noted. Jeez, looks like there are more of us than I thought.

up the ante....
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 13, 2012 10:38 AM (FIesJ)

teeeehheeee.  That's what Reggie calls our favorite position.

Posted by: eurw at April 13, 2012 10:43 AM (OASYQ)

I refer to that as my 'special no-no place'

494
not me......



Posted by: cassie at April 13, 2012 10:37 AM (oZfic)


not me......




Posted by: cassie at April 13, 2012 10:40 AM (/izg2)
not me........


Posted by: cassie at April 13, 2012 10:43 AM (pLTLS)
...I'm not me...

________

I AM NOT CASSIE!

Posted by: cassie at April 13, 2012 10:38 AM (oZfic)

Are they smart enough to ridicule your illiterate fat ass for not knowing the difference between "there" and "their".  Probably not.

Posted by: Your betters in the Democrat party at April 13, 2012 10:43 AM (3jGS1)

Posted by: Hilary Rosen at April 13, 2012 10:44 AM (v+QvA)

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HA!  Beat you by that much <>

That asshat is waiting for the DailyKos/SEIU (wish I was kidding)/PPP Poll for the Wisconsin recall election

Oh come ON.   Seriously?   No bias whatsoever in THAT poll!

Posted by: madamex at April 13, 2012 10:48 AM (5+Fw+)

I hope you ripped them a new one.

Posted by: madamex at April 13, 2012 10:48 AM (5+Fw+)

I hope to hell they're not still breathing.  You could have blamed killing their ass on pregnancy hormones.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 13, 2012 10:46 AM (QTHTd)

"GEORGE ZIMMERMAN IS THE FACE OF THE NRA!"

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 13, 2012 10:48 AM (3jGS1)

Dammit!  How do you type so fast with those tiny little paws anyway?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2012 10:46 AM (UOM4

==========

first, he/she/it must twatter more about Pope Benedict's retirement...right? and fill us in on all the details of the gay barber's cousin's rabbi's confessor...

{oorah to your son, Ma'am}

Posted by: NRA at April 13, 2012 10:51 AM (GTbGH)

Latinos too!!

Posted by: wheatie at April 13, 2012 10:43 AM (+5U+B)

That's your characterization, not mine.  If you nust know, I'm attempting to give them something to think about, instead of the liberal talking points they are constantly fed and which are reinforced in their daily lives. 

Posted by: NRA at April 13, 2012 10:51 AM (GTbGH)

Can we bring our crossbows?

It's the 5 children they can't take,
overpopulating the planet and all that BS. When I was having my 3rd a
sick twisted lib told me I should be ashamed of myself for the above.

Posted by: madamex at April 13, 2012 10:48 AM (5+Fw+)

I hope you stabbed him/her/it with an    oyster shucking knife?     Or at the very least smashed their teeth in with a hammer?

Posted by: Hispanics everywhere at April 13, 2012 10:52 AM (DrWcr)

Sure but no longbows.

Posted by: madamex at April 13, 2012 10:48 AM (5+Fw+)

The boys at MIT are going to add you to the list for that.

Posted by: cassie at April 13, 2012 10:40 AM (/izg2)

not me....

Posted by: madamex at April 13, 2012 10:54 AM (5+Fw+)

Incredible.   On her death bed and accusing you of being shameful.    Not a terribly classy    way to exit the world.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 13, 2012 10:46 AM (QTHTd)

The "war on womyn" must be a in real death spiral so now have to try this nonsense

"I'll just say this: Gibson's CEO Henry J. (impossible to spell last name) has sued a lot of competitors and has very few friends/allies in the industry. I actually think that if it wasn't for his business rep, he might have more industry allies in this issue. "

**

hmmm...now wondering if one of those he sued is a Friend of Baraka, and the DOJ is just transacting a crony socialist type payback.  And who gets caught in the crossfire - the regular Joes and Janes who are Gibson employees. It's a DOJ drive-by.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 13, 2012 10:52 AM (ywruy)

I might travel in different circles than you do because I think the percentage you gave is too low from my experience.  But I definitely agree with everything else you wrote.  There are a few charlatans but the struggling artists who have something to say and do it because they can't not do it get my maximum support.  Even the libs I can deal with once I make it clear that we're not gonna discuss politics.

"Because in 2016..."

So CAC, I'm betting that you don't agree with the Mayan "End of the World" come dec. 23rd.

Posted by: cassie at April 13, 2012 10:51 AM (oZfic)

That is some really lame spin there, cassie/curious/dally/(+too many names to remember). .....Do you alert them each day as to which name you are using, so that they can watch your heroic performances? 

In another world, this would be farce.

Shovel Ready in San Fran: $205,075 to ‘TranslocateÂ’ One Shrub from Path of Stimulus Project    

 (http://tinyurl.com/7e5wvyw)

(CNSNews.com) -- The government spent at least $205,075 in 2010 to “translocate” a single bush in San Francisco that stood in the path of a $1.045-billion highway-renovation project that was partially funded by the economic stimulus legislation President Barack Obama signed in 2009

The bush—a Franciscan manzanita—was a specimen of a commercially cultivated species of shrub that can be purchased from nurseries for as little as $15.98 per plant. The particular plant in question, however, was discovered in the midst of the City of San Francisco, in the median strip of a highway, and was deemed to be the last example of the species in the “wild.”

Posted by: CAC at April 13, 2012 11:00 AM (hexRM)

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You have to love these idiots reasoning.  Romney said he listens to his wife.  Ann said that she is on the Campaign trail and is speaking with women about their concerns.  Never did Mitt say that he is listening to his wife's concerns. 

So because Ann hasn't held paid employment outside the home and her husband has become wealthy, she can't listen to concerns of women and relay them to Mitt.  Bloody freakin' geniuses these people are.

"Shovel Ready in San Fran: $205,075 to ‘Translocate’ One Shrub from Path of Stimulus Project"

Just what they need in SF...another trannie bush. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2012 11:05 AM (UOM4

But Jane, think of the 'carbon footprint'!

On second thought, since it doesn't apply to anyone in the govt. or Hollywood, who cares?

I'm potentially in...

Posted by: 66chevelle at April 13, 2012 11:09 AM (QjSgY)

LMAO!

You know, the joke'll be on them when someone from the City Works department comes forward to say, "Um, we planted that bush there on purpose.     It wasn't wild.     We got it from Home Depot for $10.95 six years ago."

Posted by: Y-not at April 13, 2012 11:11 AM (5H6zj)

Oh for heaven's sake.   *rolling eyes*   

People have been offended by the Dukes of Hazzard car for decades.  They can go screw.   Bubba shouldn't be apologizing for it!

Posted by: polynikes at April 13, 2012 11:09 AM (3467A)

with a healthy dose of iridophobia, methinks...

http://tinyurl.com/cog4mrh

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 11:10 AM (4df7R)

Probably the case.  Years ago the state planted oleanders and other plants in the median by the thousands.  Easy for a few strays to be planted, particularly when purchasing plants in bulk.

Posted by: polynikes at April 13, 2012 11:09 AM (3467A)

I know, you saw me post John Batchelor's comments about how boring your boss is so your gut reaction is to attack me.  Good job paid romney poster....

Posted by: Insomniac at April 13, 2012 11:13 AM (v+QvA)

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We do.

Posted by: cassie at April 13, 2012 11:16 AM (oZfic)

no. words.

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 13, 2012 11:11 AM (FIDMq)

Even mentioning the story would be racist

563 I have not counted the number of steps (clicks) required for that. I count copy, paste, click for my suggestion. And, my poor ancient eyes do not see a "turn on preview" button, but I am sure that you are correct and that it would be convienient to use.

591 People have been offended by the Dukes of Hazzard car for decades.

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Is it racist or something? I truly don't know (never having watched the DoH -- I denounce myself).

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It's a gas-guzzling muscle car. ....Oh dear! ....Driven by white guys with southern accents!

Posted by: polynikes at April 13, 2012 11:19 AM (3467A)

The HORROR!!!

560

*

Do you have any thoughts as to why after 2.5 years still no charges have been brought? And your claim that musicians don't get involved in politics simply isn't true. Springsteen gave a free concert on the Ben Franklin parkway in support of Fauxbama. I'm sure he didn't confine his GOTV efforts to the City of Brotherly Love, either. He's just one prominent artist who stepped up for The One.

I know you were referring to unknown musicians just scrapping by trying to get a gig... but you can't ignore all the support of current POTUS that has creamed out of the entertainment industry.

c'mon cassie...germans are desperate to know about the Pope....

is he coming home to tubingen?  will he stay in the Vatican? what does your rabbi's father-confessor say?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 13, 2012 11:18 AM (1Jaio)

The paper took down the mugshots of the thugs, but put them back up after people raised hell...also they ran a help catch the gangsters who did this story, with descriptions and such...kind of forgot to mention race. 

Posted by: Y-not at April 13, 2012 11:16 AM (5H6zj)

It has the Confederate flag painted on the top, and it's called the General Lee.  That's because the Duke boys were southerners through and through and proud of the south; not because they didn't like "darkies."    But of course race baiters refuse to pay attention to that.   To them, the    Confederate      flag is as bad as the Nazi swastika.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2012 11:18 AM (UOM4

***

It's a shame all her posts don't come equipped with a Yakety-Sax soundtrack.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2012 11:18 AM (UOM4

I can think of a few, Jane. .....Agitate. Irritate. Disrupt. Rinse. Repeat. ....Agitate until the desired result is achieved -- being attacked -- then act all pitiful to get sympathy. It's textbook.

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 13, 2012 11:21 AM (FIDMq)

That's in the MFM's super secret Code Book    of    Racial Categories.   If they don't mention race, you automatically know the race.

A lackwit provincial with delusions of adequacy.

Posted by: toby928© Ice ice baby, too cold too cold at April 13, 2012 11:22 AM (GTbGH)

That sounds like the perfect opening to a Jane Austen novel...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 11:22 AM (4df7R)

-------------------------

This is all part and partial of the war the NAACP declared on all things confederate about two decades ago.  It is not just the battle flag (stars and bars), it is ALL things confederate including statues, monuments, and museums.

a Confederate flag is more correct - it's the Northern Virginia battle-flag, not anything endorsed by the Confederate government for official use. /pedant

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 13, 2012 11:25 AM (QTHTd)

Thank you, BTH.  Very true.   All the more reason why the angry protests are SO FRIGGING STUPID.

"So the white guy thats gets his head caved in with a hammer by 2 black guys in Florida...that has to be a hate crime right? Nice work by the Orlando Sentinel too, MFM is so F'n worthless"

Don't forget the ventilated police cruiser   parked in front of  the gated community where this took place., the drive-by  shootings and all the other unrest  in Sanford since this whole   debacle  was started by the SCOAMF and his Band of Merry Marxists.

After the Rosen fiasco,  I think a lot of the country is now aware that most of the bad things that the MFM is covering is being directed from the White House. Or  at least, starting to become suspicious.

Posted by: CAC at April 13, 2012 10:49 AM (hexRM)

Sorry, two in a row now for Allen at +8 -- from the Roanoke Poll link on RCP.  I don't think RCP picked up last months Allen/Kaine values

Likely Republican nominee Mitt Romney has opened a six-point lead (46%-40%) over President Barack Obama in Virginia, according to The Roanoke College Poll. The two were statistically tied in the College's February poll. Republican George Allen maintains an 8-point lead (44%-36%) on Democrat Tim Kaine in the likely November matchup for the U.S. Senate seat from Virginia. The margin is unchanged from last month. The Roanoke College Poll interviewed 603 Virginia residents between March 26 and April 5 and has a margin of error of +4%.  Screening for registered voters (N=537) reduces Allen's lead to seven points (46%-39%) and Romney's lead to five points (46%-41%). 

Can't really say that I ever watched the Dukes of Hazzard.

 All I know is they had a fast car with a Confederate flag and had problems with the local Law.

Sooo, were they running Moonshine? Weed?

Hell, at least that would have made it interesting.

Posted by: toby928© Ice ice baby, too cold too cold at April 13, 2012 11:25 AM (GTbGH)

Exactly!    

Also, crowd numbers.   When they say something like, "A    group of concerned citizens," they mean, "A metric fuck ton (intrathreaduality!) of Tea Partiers."   When they say, "An estimated 80,000 protesters," they mean, "a handful of commies in Che t-shirts."

Posted by: Iowa Jim at April 13, 2012 11:29 AM (N+9a4)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  That's so fucking perfect!

Posted by: HH at April 13, 2012 11:27 AM (KB0hv)

They were     moonshiners.    

 It was awesome.   I was just a little bit when it was on, but my sister and I both had General Lee piggy banks.

Posted by: Iowa Jim at April 13, 2012 11:29 AM (N+9a4)

And we have a winner!  Everyone else can go home.

"I only saw The Dukes a few times. Every episode I saw had them jumping a creek or something. "

Where I come from, the Dukes of Hazzard is a documentary.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 13, 2012 11:31 AM (niZvt) ============

are baboons the ones that fling poo?

Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2012 11:29 AM (YdQQY)

Well, for the ladies I can tell you that Bo Duke was nothing to sneeze at, IYKWIMAITYD.        I was too young to have a crush at the time, but when I watched the show again as a teenager, hoooboy.

Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2012 11:25 AM (YdQQY)

They got the nervous twatstains in the NCAA to refuse to let any South Carolina sites hold any March Madness events.  Because we're supposed to pretend that part of history never fucking happened like a bunch of PC retards.  Idiots.

Posted by: Fritz at April 13, 2012 11:33 AM (/ZZCn)

I think that makes two reasons, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Fritz at April 13, 2012 11:33 AM (/ZZCn)

==============

Actually there were 4.  Her rack and her ass in the "daisy dukes" IYKWIM

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 13, 2012 11:34 AM (3jGS1)

Dude, get out of my head!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 11:32 AM (4df7R)

I had the enormous pleasure of meeting John Schneider up close and personal years ago.  He and my ex-boyfriend were friends.

He didn't disappoint in the looks department At. All.  And a very nice guy.

Posted by: Fritz at April 13, 2012 11:39 AM (/ZZCn)

You mean....like Hilary Rosen.

Posted by: Retread at April 13, 2012 11:33 AM (joSBv)

------------------------

Yes

Keep in mind this was 1979. In today's TV she would
be wearing a mini-teddy and the flag on the car would be banned.



Also, they would have to have main characters that are homosexual and minorities.

The General Lee would have a rainbow flag and be called the Harvey Milk.

Posted by: toby928© Ice ice baby, too cold too cold at April 13, 2012 11:42 AM (GTbGH)

That's Roscoe P Coltrane dipstick!

656

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yeah I know I just had to take the obligatory shot at the Boss who has sucked since anything he released post 1983 anyway.

Posted by: Iowa Jim at April 13, 2012 11:29 AM (N+9a4)

But have they been trained to eat cheese as well?

Posted by: kallisto at April 13, 2012 11:45 AM (jm/9g)

Dear God he's a pathetic excuse of a parody.  An imminent death is the only career move that works for me.

247230
What dies in Chicago stays dead in Chicago

And continues to vote Democrat in Chicago.

Posted by: toby928© Ice ice baby, too cold too cold at April 13, 2012 11:22 AM (GTbGH)

Pretty good....but, if Monty were here, I'm sure he'd make it approach greatness.  But you are trying kudos for that.

(thanks to the moron who sent me the link)

Posted by: cassie at April 13, 2012 01:11 PM (oZfic)

Nobody here sent you a link.