Oooh, I got one!

The very same organization that is fighting so hard to   scuttle Voter ID laws requires you   to   show ID to enter thier offices.http://tinyurl.com/bw3z34j

Hey, I'm from Alabama, and   therefore just a bit behind  the times.

What can I say? It was news to me...

Be strong, Vic. We're pulling for you, the Mrs. and all the rest of the Morons.

Keep those fleet fingers of yours going.

Time magazine warned us when Barky was elected with that picture of him riding in a convertible dressed and acting like FDR.

A link to the cover.  I'm sure everyone will want to buy one.

 http://tinyurl.com/5wugrt

FWIW, I don't believe   a single poll that has the SCOAMF ahead of Mitt.

The Vapid One (registered thingy) is going down hard in November.

"And then I'm reminded why I don't watch TV."

For a palate cleanser, there's always coverage of the first round of the Masters Tournament today. They started at 6:00 am  on the Golf Channel.

Go Lefty!

"I can't listen to the guy's voice for more than a few seconds before I need to turn it off. Everything about his delivery, it screams college sophomore. "

What?  You.....don't like..his halting.....cadence?  At least....he's gotten.........control....of his....unsufferable.........stuttering when he's.....not reading.....his.......teleprompter.

30 & 31

Agree on both, completely.  Can't stand the passivity of TV or Barky's inability to speak extemporaneously.

OK, 'rons 'n 'ettes, I'm off to the salt mine once more. I'll be back this afternoon, Guinness in hand.

Y'all have fun and try  not to trash the place, 'k?

Government Lawyer:  Mr. Zimmerman we have countless witnesses who have heard you use the "N"word.

Zimmerman:  Sir, the word I was using is "negra".  It is Spanish for the color black.  I am part Latino.  I often have conversations in Spanish.

Government Lawyer:  Come, come Mr. Zimmerman.  You don't expect us to believe that do you?

>>You know, there are a lot of android users who don't have AV software too.

Any recommendations?

Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2012 06:58 AM (YdQQY)

Way past time. Goes for Malkin her toadies at Hot Wind too

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 05, 2012 07:54 AM (i3+c5)

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Fox has been moving steadily to the left the last few years.  I quit watching them about 6 months ago.

Posted by: Panzer Trout at April 05, 2012 08:01 AM (cYQg0)

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CT scan, you don't drink the chalky  shit for a colonoscopy.  You drink the stuff that makes you shit.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 05, 2012 08:03 AM (i3+c5)

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I get all my news over the net now.

Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2012 08:04 AM (YdQQY)

"Truth doesn't need "help." If Zimmerman is proven guilty of a crime he should be charged accordingly and prosecuted to the full extent.

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Wow, a moment of clarity from Bob Cheadle.  Doubt we'll see him at the RNC though.

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Morn' ya'll

Well, that answered Ace's question about if it was a goof. Nope, she is that clueless. 

However, she did restyle her hair to cover that giant fucking Rocky Dennis forehead.

So technically, she's gotten prettier.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 05, 2012 08:15 AM (7+pP9)

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I used to get one of those every year back when I had to get a physical every year for my SRO license. Damn doctor had a finger that was at lest 2" in diameter.

Haven't had one for a while now.  They do it with blood tests.

I received an email yesterday from anonymous at anonymous.net informing me the is to be an occupy parliament and a week later Congress for revolution. Demands: stop war cancel all debt redistribute wealth.

I'm in if I get a flying car.

I used to get one of those every year back when I had to get a physical every year for my SRO license. Damn doctor had a finger that was at lest 2" in diameter.
Haven't had one for a while now. They do it with blood tests.<<<

You sure that was his finger, Vic?

I'm relieved to hear it's a blood test now. I turn 40 next year and I'm still a virgin.

Samantha Brick on GMA in two minutes.

Hot in UK.

Lower quartile at an SEC football game.

Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2012 08:02 AM (YdQQY)

Budweiser?

Posted by: Barky O' Frigstick at April 05, 2012 08:25 AM (msT9j)

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No Budweiser IS shit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2012 08:21 AM (B+qrE)

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Hey, if they pick-up bar tabs to sign me up! 

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 05, 2012 08:23 AM (JDIKC)

Jeff, it's a trap!  They still do the finger.

>>ALWAYS read the latest reviews before installing any piece of software.

Thanks. I'm pretty careful about what I download.

Except for that "Hangman for Kids" game that says "elf" is an animal...

Jeff, it's a trap! They still do the finger<<<

Maybe your doctor just hasn't told you.

GARFIELD HEIGHTS, Ohio (Reuters) - Half a decade into the deepest U.S. housing crisis since the 1930s, many Americans are hoping the crisis is finally nearing its end. House sales are picking up across most of the country, the plunge in prices is slowing and attempts by lenders to claim back properties from struggling borrowers dropped by more than a third in 2011, hitting a four-year low.

"We are right back where we were two years ago. I would put money on 2012 being a bigger year for foreclosures than 2010," said Mark Seifert, executive director of Empowering & Strengthening Ohio's People (ESOP), a counseling group with 10 offices in Ohio.

Reuters starts out with all of the pie in the sky propaganda that everything is improving but in the 3rd paragraph well lookie here. Things have gotten worse

From the sidebar Taranto article, found this tidbit:___

"The Justice Department has agreed to pay Pine $120,000 for her trouble. It sounds as though she deserves it, but the taxpayer doesn't deserve to be stuck with the bill for what sounds like a thuggish effort to silence dissent."

Holder DOJ targets pro-life sidewalk counselor, ends up on the wrong end of the law.

White House officials held talks with representatives of the Muslim Brotherhood in Washington this week, as the Islamist group threw itself into the fray in Egypt's presidential election.

"We believe that it is in the interest of the United States to engage with all parties that are committed to democratic principles, especially nonviolence," said National Security Council spokesman Tommy Vietor.

The Muslim Brotherhood is committed to democratic principals and nonviolence. Do they even believe the horseshit they spew?

Posted by: MACHINES FOR SALE at April 05, 2012 08:42 AM (w4QuJ)

Exactly!

This   comment   brings to    mind my personal code for How To Identify a Stupid Voter:

–> If you vote for someone because he or she is black, you’re stupid

–> If you vote for someone because he or she is NOT black, you’re stupid

–> If you vote for someone because he’s a man, you’re stupid

–> If you vote for someone because she’s a woman, you’re stupid

–> If you vote for someone because they have a nice smile, you’re stupid

–> If you vote for someone because they have nice hair, you’re stupid

–> If you vote for someone because they’re “cute,” you’re stupid

–> If you vote for someone because they have an eye-catching campaign poster, you’re stupid

–> If you vote for someone because they “seem nice,” you’re stupid

–> If you vote for someone because he or she    campaigns   on    a platform    of   wealth redistribution and social justice, youÂ’re stupid

–> If you vote for someone because he or she    campaigns   on    a platform    of    low taxation, reasonable regulation, personal liberty, and Constitutional government, GET YOUR BUTT TO THE BALLOT BOX AND VOTE!

White House officials held talks with representatives of the Muslim Brotherhood in Washington this week, as the Islamist group threw itself into the fray in Egypt's presidential election.

"We believe that it is in the interest of the United States to engage with all parties that are committed to democratic principles, especially nonviolence," said National Security Council spokesman Tommy Vietor.

The Muslim Brotherhood is committed to democratic principals and nonviolence. Do they even believe the horseshit they spew?

Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2012 08:57 AM (OlN4e)

I was just about to post the same question, maddog.

And no, Stedman.     Before you even ask:      you cannot have an extension.

These are the words spoken by our Lord to His apostles at the Last Supper, after he completed the washing of the feet. "

It's not just any Thursday.  http://tinyurl.com/7c53mx9

Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2012 08:52 AM (YdQQY)

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Yes that would be the only way to achieve true justice, by the offender paying the penalty, not the innocent bystander.

Posted by: mike at April 05, 2012 09:10 AM (fsTVa)

Someone ought to take a bat to Ullman

Posted by: comatus at April 05, 2012 09:22 AM (ZOlM3)

It is the greatest commandment "love one another as I have loved you"...

why would you think it's vulgar?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 05, 2012 09:26 AM (Ho2rs)

oh looky....the Arizona legislature passed a bill about conduct on the internet, did they have you in mind when they passed it?

Posted by: Y-not at April 05, 2012 09:18 AM (5H6zj)

West could move Romney to the right, but he would probably have to use his pistol again.....

Saw the RNC video. It was enlightening, but I'm not a huge fan of taking clips and splicing like that. Too much opportunity for mischief (see: Zimmerman audio about Trayvon's race). Not exactly news that pols spout the same lines over and over again.

I do think it's valid to take clips where they lie and later contradict themselves, or where they inadvertantly reveal what they really think.

Anyway, I agree that there is a widespread myth about Obama being a great orator. Libs eat this stuff up. But it seems there is always a theme in the media that whoever the lib candidate is, he or she is a great intellectual and an articulate speaker; and that the R candidate is a stumbling moron who barely made it through school. I mean Al Gore was a horrible, obnoxious speaker and far from the brightest bulb, but he was portrayed as a knowledgable, accomplished guy who was ahead of the curve on AGW.

"“You watch, they’re going to throw the Mormon church at (Romney) like you can’t believe,” Hatch said during a campaign event in Utah.

Wasserman Schultz, who also chairs the Democratic National Committee, took issue with this claim, calling it “nonsense” and pledging that the issue of religion would be off-limits in the 2012 presidential campaign. She also characterized HatchÂ’s claims that the Democrats will exploit Mormonism for political gain “just preposterous.”"

http://tinyurl.com/7octh2v

And for those who believe her, I'm selling a lovely bridge in Brooklyn, I'll give you a great deal.

 "Harry Crews died last week"

Damn! I had totally forgotten about him. Used to read his stuff in Playboy. Loved it...

Man it's been a long time.

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 05, 2012 09:59 AM (Ho2rs)

Excuse me?  Prove that I have ever said a single word about hate of any faith, no less mormonism.  Maybe you post anti religious things, I do not.

The post is there because the comment was made by Orin Hatch.  since folks like you seem to think that saying it can't be discussed on here as it is "Mormon hate" will simply make it all go away, maybe orin decided to speak out about it after the person at the town hall began reading from the Book of Mormon to Romney.  I see that Orin Hatch is part of the presemptive strike team, you on the other hand are part of the "naively put your head in the sand team".

Posted by: HH at April 05, 2012 09:59 AM (KB0hv)

Same with me; I don't know how long it's been since I've read something by him, which was probably "Body" or "Scar Lover".  His writing style was so blown out he was almost a guilty pleasure, although some of my "highbrow" friends like him a lot (I assume for the right reasons).  I'm just glad somebody here remembers him because he should truly be a moron fave. I wonder if Monte knew his stuff....

Anchorage gun shops are being visited by BATFE agents that are requesting the shops 4473 forms as far back as 2007.

They claim they want to make copies of the “book”. This is defacto registration, against the law, and BATFE knows it.

Please inform everyone you know about this and notify any gun dealers you know that they donÂ’t have to comply. Contact your congressman and senators and demand a full investigation.

Oh, hi curious.  Glad you're hear.  You missed our earlier discussion.

So tell me, how many fingers in your ass do you find uncomfortable?

"So tell me, how many fingers in your ass do you find uncomfortable?"

Hey now! If they're using two fingers, it just means you're getting a second opinion.

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 05, 2012 10:22 AM (Ho2rs)

You remind me of the MSM, sure they repeat someone's own words but out of context and without knowledge of reading comprehension on their/your part.

I admire Orin Hatch, he's had an illustrious career, I think the site took him quite seriously.  He was probably sent out by the romney crew, maybe that went over your head?

230

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Come on, she's does have one redeeming quality: she's an eloquent spokeswoman for the not-Roms.

Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2012 06:58 AM (YdQQY)

--That topic was actually covered on Manswers.  What the episode said, IIRC, is that it's the foods commonly consumed with beer like pizza and wing that make the "beer belly," rather than beer (which is fat-free if not carb-free).

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at April 05, 2012 10:49 AM (UU0OF)

The bastard is way too young for that since she was born during Clinton's Monica problems; plus the mush-mouthed grifter is being sued for lack of child support, which I'm sure won't be the most shocking thing you'll hear today.

"......i've been waiting for flying cars......."

It's the problems with the stop-lights. How tall do they have to be?

And don't even get into the hovering bit...

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 05, 2012 12:04 PM (GoIUi)"

You've no right to speak for Catholics.  Catholics aren't like you. They aren't paid by Romney to go onto conservative websites and bash Santorum.   I've noticed you doing this quite a lot.

Oh and if there were a picture of Santorum leaving mass you would snidely criticize it as a "photo op" and loudly doubt his Catholicism.

Most Catholics are a pretty easy going group, we are pretty accepting and loving and turn the other cheaky....we aren't as grouchy and judgmental as you romneybots.

In fact, God does have a sense of humor, doesn't he, no matter what Christian faith you follow, you still believe in Jesus Christ.

http://tinyurl.com/7axwxzn

Posted by: curiosly boring at April 05, 2012 10:53 AM (j75yc)

What must you be like in real life?  Do you make these disgusting kind of gay slur comments in real life, to real people?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 05, 2012 10:37 AM (Ho2rs)

Are you dense? That comment, and you know it cause I've said it before to you at least three times, but you insist on taking it out of context and you insist on falling into all my little traps for you, which you seem to cherish, was made wholly in regards to romneycare/obamacare/obamnycare.   I am entitled to see the health care system aficionados as a cult.  I live in their mecca, they espouse it like jim jones, they are a cult here.  do you take things out of context in real life?  How do you keep a job without understanding contextual clues and always taking things out of context? 

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 05, 2012 12:04 PM (GoIUi)

Last I checked Santorum has never portrayed himself as what the Catholic faith is all about.

But, let me tell you, I showed your post to a priest friend of mine and his comment was "she isn't exactly a shining example of Catholicism, she'd drive all the RICA people away, all on her own"

"Good on Don Cheadle. How soon until the Hollywood Mafia puts him in the penalty box?"

I was thinking the same thing. Here comes the Bill Cosby treatment...

Posted by: toby928© at April 05, 2012 12:44 PM (GTbGH)

Were you even on the thread that day?  I don't recall so. Taking things out of context is what the MSM do....it has no place on a conservative blog.

"And by the way, while I have seen him in plenty of evangelical churches recently, I have not seen a photo of him leaving a mass, which is part of being a good Catholic."

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He may be considering leaving the faith to join the protestant brothers and sisters, judging by his comments when asked by a reporter why Catholics are not supporting him at the ballot box. He took a shot at those of his own religion by indicating they weren't really serious about their faith.___ reference: WaPo March 21 On Faith section, posted 3:34 pm. ___(sorry, didn't feel like doing the tinyurl thing.)

(Lack of support among Catholics has nothing to do with his commentary about JFK's separation of church and state speech making him want to throw up, you see. Nothing at all.)