May 08, 2012

Top Headline Comments 5-8-12
— Gabriel Malor

Happy Tuesday.

While you were sleeping, Santorum officially endorsed Romney in a very late-night email to supporters. In case you missed it, the endorsement is in paragraph 13.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 02:51 AM | Comments (246)
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1 Foist!

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 02:54 AM (CP+yl)

2
Grudgingly, Santorum calls the game for Romney. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish ( Posting from Mom's Computer in Texas) at May 08, 2012 02:54 AM (ndqJC)

3 I wasn't sleeping, I'm a Night Stalker.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 08, 2012 02:54 AM (aZ6ew)

4 GIGANTIC HORROR ENDORSEMENT!

Posted by: Rick Santorum at May 08, 2012 02:54 AM (HNn1q)

5 Somehow, I don't think he's all that enthusiastic. Mebbe.

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 02:54 AM (CP+yl)

6
The America we know is being fundamentally changed to look more like a European socialist state than the land of opportunity our founding fathers established.

-Rick Santorum

Posted by: Doctor Fish ( Posting from Mom's Computer in Texas) at May 08, 2012 02:56 AM (ndqJC)

7 Good Morning Morons.  Today is Tuesday, May 8, 2012.  On this day in 1794 Antoine Lavoisier was beheaded on the guillotine during the reign of terror following the French revolution.  He was the father of modern chemistry and is credited with many works in this area.  His crime?  He was accused of selling watered down tobacco.  In actuality he was a member of the aristocracy and a "tax collector".  That was enough.

Posted by: Vic at May 08, 2012 02:56 AM (YdQQY)

8 We had a post from ace yesterday describing the NYT calling of Fox a "biased" conservative news agency.  I thought that allegation was laughable, especially coming from a Democrat PR rag.  Here is some evidence that shows how liberal news reporters slip their bias into a report.  This is an article written by Fox and AP.
Title: Obama to reveal his 'to do' list for Congress
So far so good, perhaps a little critical of Obama in implying he is directing congressional activities (which he is trying to do).
President Obama is unveiling a "to do" list for Congress as part of a new push to get lawmakers to act on stalled measures to create jobs, senior administration officials tell Fox News.
So he want some of his "stalled" programs pushed, or does he? He knows none of this shit is going anywhere.  OK, so someone high up fed this little bit of Obama campaign crap to a reporter (Ed Henry) at Fox who agreed to print it. Is that an in-kind campaign contribution?
So what does he want pushed?

For example, at a campaign stop in Reno Friday, the president will press Congress on a stalled measure to help people who are underwater on their mortgages, but current on their payments, to refinance to a lower rate.

So take my money and give it to people who unwisely bought homes they can not afford. He can kiss my ass and he knows Congress will not go for this.  Also:


Administration officials say much of the list is a series of small measures either unveiled in this year's State of the Union or leftover items from last September's American Jobs Act, such as infrastructure spending and money to prevent more teacher layoffs.

Teacher lay-offs.  Who is he kidding?  A great deal of that bullshit stimulus money went to hire minority teachers in "failing schools" (read inner city schools) and that money is gone and the teachers will be laid off. (Which is why some States refused to take it)  So what he wants is another "stimulus" to put more federal money in failing schools which has been proven to never work.  The schools are failing because of a "lack of money".  They are failing largely because parents do not give a shit what their kids to in school so the kids don't either.  And the ones who do care are marginalized and prevented from excelling by the ones who don't.

Officials acknowledged this is largely an effort to press an unpopular Congress to act on stalled measures, or risk taking the blame for inaction in an election year.

So basically what this is a campaign push against Republicans.  I don't think there has been a "popular congress" since I have been alive.  So why is Fox airing this campaign crap?  Certainly not because they are bgiased for Republicans.

http://is.gd/cGb5j2

Posted by: Vic at May 08, 2012 02:56 AM (YdQQY)

9 I'm so wired on lack of sleep and giggles that I may just spam the shit out of this thread too. Maybe I can hit the top 20 list for the month. I never do enough puppets to get on the other list.

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 02:57 AM (CP+yl)

10 Now here's some shit that perennially pisses me off.  Pure crony socialism.  The MN House has passed a plan to help finance a new stadium for the MN Vikings. They always claim that it helps local economies.  It doesn't.

http://is.gd/q7YMFq

Posted by: Vic at May 08, 2012 02:57 AM (YdQQY)

11 Gov Perry accuses Obama administration of encouraging illegal children to treck into TX.  He is right.

http://is.gd/avN29a

Posted by: Vic at May 08, 2012 02:57 AM (YdQQY)

12 MA bans bake sales in schools.  MA Morons, get out before it is too late.

http://is.gd/wNurlI

Posted by: Vic at May 08, 2012 02:58 AM (YdQQY)

13 How the hell do you water down tobacco? I take it it was adulterated?

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 02:58 AM (CP+yl)

14 Meanwhile the House forges ahead with their plan for budget cuts, which also is not going anywhere.  Of course The Hill is not impressed.

Republicans and Democrats clashed Monday on what is expected to be a chief battleground of the 2012 election - the fiscal plans of Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) and House Republicans.


The article is full of Democrat quotes attacking Republicans.


http://is.gd/pwyp17

Posted by: Vic at May 08, 2012 02:58 AM (YdQQY)

15
Was Rick Santorum the kid who was picked last to play right field?

Posted by: Doctor Fish ( Posting from Mom's Computer in Texas) at May 08, 2012 02:58 AM (ndqJC)

16 If this wasn't so serious it would be a joke;

Reid calls on GOP to accept Dem 'compromise' on student loans

A fine example of what Democommies call a "compromise".  We want to finance student loans some more with money we don't have!  Compromise and vote for it.  This fully demonstrates what they call a compromise.  "Our way" or nothing.

 
http://is.gd/p0iA4T

Posted by: Vic at May 08, 2012 02:58 AM (YdQQY)

17 Chief Criminal Eric Holder is foregoing prosecution of firms where his lieutenants worked. Or so says BB.

http://is.gd/kYmr8h

Posted by: Vic at May 08, 2012 02:59 AM (YdQQY)

18 Be careful closing them brackets Vic.

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 02:59 AM (CP+yl)

19 Looks like RINO Luger's days are numbered.  RCP is showing Luger trailing by 10 points. His internal polls must be bad too because he is calling in support.


http://is.gd/absmov

Posted by: Vic at May 08, 2012 02:59 AM (YdQQY)

20 I am mad as hell and I am not going to take it any more!

Posted by: iamahaiangttiam at May 08, 2012 02:59 AM (uXdJq)

21 That's it for today.  Sorry for the format fail in the long post above.

Posted by: Vic at May 08, 2012 03:00 AM (YdQQY)

22 compromise: do it our way. Reinforced by the state run media organs.

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:00 AM (CP+yl)

23 That's ok Vic. You were leaning to the right.

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:01 AM (CP+yl)

24 Good morning, kids. Mr. cat sleeping on my chest. About to doze off too.....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2012 03:03 AM (i8AZQ)

25 Eastside Indianapolis community struggles to understand stabbing death of 4-year-old boy

http://t.co/5PwLCINo

Here's a clue: Do a ctrl-F and search for "father."

Also note Gannett will sell you that picture of fat kids crying.  Classy.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 08, 2012 03:03 AM (hO8IJ)

26 How the hell do you water down tobacco?


You don't.  It was made up bullshit.  This is how most revolutions end and it ain't pretty.   Politicians would be wise to remember this.

Posted by: Vic at May 08, 2012 03:03 AM (YdQQY)

27 one thing good about Indiana; they have a sore loser rule so this ancient pr!ck can't to a Murcluckski and run Independent or some such and mess up the election. Of course the Dems are saying they're tickled that Mourdock might be the pick. Yeah right. They're shaking in their boots. First they lose and easy compromiser and now they'll have to fight to save the seat and the majority.

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:04 AM (CP+yl)

28 And also in Indiana news, Planned Parenthood offers free Pap tests next week.

http://indy.st/IV8Xir

Apparently they don't normally offer free smears to poor women. Almost like they don't give a shit about keeping ladybits cancer-free, only baby-free.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 08, 2012 03:05 AM (hO8IJ)

29 I love the smell of Democrat fear in the morning. It smells of VICTORY!

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:05 AM (CP+yl)

30 Why is everyone complaining about Santorums endorsement? What do you expect the way Mitt treated him in the primary. Still classier than anything Newt or Paul would have done.

Posted by: Dave C at May 08, 2012 03:07 AM (uULZC)

31 Yeah. PP now has to clean up it's act a little and actually SUPPLY women medical procedures that will save lives and promote health. Instead of the stuff that makes money.

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:07 AM (CP+yl)

32 one thing good about Indiana; they have a sore loser rule so this ancient pr!ck can't to a Murcluckski and run Independent or some such and mess up the election.


AK had one of those too.  It had a tiny gap in it and they drove a truck through it and violated it.  If you go back and review the total history of that MJooKow BS you will see political corruption from the AK Republican Party at every turn.

Posted by: Vic at May 08, 2012 03:08 AM (YdQQY)

33 I wasn't criticizing. Just commenting about the facts of how he probably feels. Justifiably so I think. They should be grateful he did the right thing. Romney's nomination is on a knife edge. One screw up and he'll lose. Too many people don't trust him, don't think he'll do all that's necessary to turn the country around and don't like some of his supporters. He has yet to solidify the base with a speech or counterattack on Obama. The big key will be his choice of VP.

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:11 AM (CP+yl)

34 The Reign of Terror is exactly what would happen if OWS took over.

Posted by: nickless at May 08, 2012 03:11 AM (MMC8r)

35 Posted by: J.J. Sefton A self evident joke in that statement right there.

Posted by: dogfish at May 08, 2012 03:11 AM (N2yhW)

36 Repost after fixing so it is easier to read.


We had a post from ace yesterday describing the NYT calling of Fox a "biased" conservative news agency.  I thought that allegation was laughable, especially coming from a Democrat PR rag.  Here is some evidence that shows how liberal news reporters slip their bias into a report.  This is an article written by Fox and AP.


Title: Obama to reveal his 'to do' list for Congress



So far so good, perhaps a little critical of Obama in implying he is directing congressional activities (which he is trying to do).


President Obama is unveiling a "to do" list for Congress as part of a new push to get lawmakers to act on stalled measures to create jobs, senior administration officials tell Fox News.

So he wants some of his "stalled" programs pushed, or does he? He knows none of this shit is going anywhere.  OK, so someone high up fed this little bit of Obama campaign crap to a reporter (Ed Henry) at Fox who agreed to print it. Is that an in-kind campaign contribution?


So what does he want pushed?


For example, at a campaign stop in Reno Friday, the president will press Congress on a stalled measure to help people who are underwater on their mortgages, but current on their payments, to refinance to a lower rate.


So take my money and give it to people who unwisely bought homes they can not afford. He can kiss my ass and he knows Congress will not go for this.  Also:



Administration officials say much of the list is a series of small measures either unveiled in this year's State of the Union or leftover items from last September's American Jobs Act, such as infrastructure spending and money to prevent more teacher layoffs.


Teacher lay-offs.  Who is he kidding?  A great deal of that bullshit stimulus money went to hire minority teachers in "failing schools" (read inner city schools) and that money is gone and the teachers will be laid off. (Which is why some States refused to take it) 


So what he wants is another "stimulus" to put more federal money in failing schools which has been proven to never work.  The schools are failing because of a "lack of money".  They are failing largely because parents do not give a shit what their kids to in school so the kids don't either.  And the ones who do care are marginalized and prevented from excelling by the ones who don't.


Officials acknowledged this is largely an effort to press an unpopular Congress to act on stalled measures, or risk taking the blame for inaction in an election year.



So basically what this is a campaign push against Republicans.  I don't think there has been a "popular congress" since I have been alive.  So why is Fox airing this campaign crap?  Certainly not because they are biased for Republicans.


http://is.gd/cGb5j2

Posted by: Vic at May 08, 2012 03:13 AM (YdQQY)

37 And finally, ABC News destroys 220 jobs in Waterloo, Iowa.

http://dmreg.co/IV51y5

No word on how many of those jobs were held by legal residents of the U.S., but still. 


When Branstad and Walker ran on a platform of job creation in 2010, I was skeptical, because there's not much a governor can do to counter the business-destroying regulations coming out of DC (they can lure companies from Illinois, pretty much...), but I didn't realize they were going to have to fight NYC, too.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 08, 2012 03:14 AM (hO8IJ)

38 Gov Perry accuses Obama administration of encouraging illegal children to trek into TX. He is right. Maybe, but that's a little bit of the pot callin' out the kettle.

Posted by: dogfish at May 08, 2012 03:16 AM (N2yhW)

39 Morning! Shitty weather today and my daughter is sick from something she picked up at daycare. She also has an ear infection. Poor munchkin.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 03:20 AM (hRq+2)

40 In protest of MA bake-sale ban, I shall be in the kitchen for the next few days making red velvet cupcakes, creme-tarts and chocolate chip cookies.

Posted by: Rondinellamamma at May 08, 2012 03:20 AM (53riN)

41 HeatherRadish at May 08, 2012 07:14 AM (hO8IJ) Reminds me of the Alar scare. No proof just a lot of celebrity idiots rallying.

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:20 AM (CP+yl)

42 Why is everyone complaining about Santorums endorsement? What do you expect the way Mitt treated him in the primary.

Oh, I don't know.  He could put his party and his country ahead of his own bruised ego?

Posted by: pep at May 08, 2012 03:21 AM (YXmuI)

43 I'm off to vote.  With my "citizenship verified" ID in my hot little hand. *muahahaha*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k76IGLi6jWI


Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 08, 2012 03:21 AM (hO8IJ)

44 Romney's nomination is on a knife edge. One screw up and he'll lose.


WTF?  This sounds like something one of the vermin from CRAZY UNCLE would say.  Willard was far from my #1 choice but for whatever reason he's been making more sense lately; or maybe it's the dumbass tactics of the ever desperate Indonesian Imbecile that are making him look better.  Whatever the reason he's a lock for the nomination no matter what the Ronulan spawn say.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2012 03:21 AM (HfgvZ)

45 Why hasn't Crazy Uncle dropped out yet?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 03:22 AM (hRq+2)

46 I wish I had time to discuss the french revolution, but it's time to get ready for work. The french had no governing philosophy, other than seizing power away from the monarchy, the aristocracy and the church. Once they had it, all that fancy talk of liberty went right out the window. They were the fathers of the 20th century revolutions in Russia, then Germany... minus the Jew hate. The guy Vic mentions earlier, I think he's the same guy they asked to come up with some sort of chemical that would effectively gas people on a massive scale. It's how the nazis got the idea, I believe.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 08, 2012 03:23 AM (Gc/Qi)

47 I have one thing I'd like to see happen in the next few years; the media and the entertainment complex get it's comeuppance for it's shameless and treasonous behavior by either being forced to pay fines and or return commercial fees for their in kind reporting of Democrats by being sued for violating the Election laws. I think those laws are unconstitutional and McCain should be pilloried for being a part of them being law but since they're there, I hope someone with big pockets goes after the media for all the promotion they've given the current Fraud in Chief.

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:24 AM (CP+yl)

48 Charles Barkley's political analysis of Romney's Nov chances are a good sign.
The guy never won anything himself, and if it wasn't for a mouth that's even fatter than his ass, the sports media, journalism's lowest tier of hackneyed leftist diversity crusaders, wouldn't have given him the time of day.

Barkley is exhibit A of how brainless TV sports media panels have become.

Sports Journalism is a hoax a lot like AGW, just less dangerous.


Posted by: ontherocks at May 08, 2012 03:25 AM (aZ6ew)

49 Looks like it's gonna be a bad day on the stock market. Yesterday Merkel said that the austerity deal was not up for negotiation. The new French President can't possibly believe he can renegotiate anything, right?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 03:26 AM (+ZI77)

50 >>>>>Oh, I don't know. He could put his party and his country ahead of his own bruised ego? Santorum endorsed Mitt. What more should he do? Offer to blow him?

Posted by: Dave C at May 08, 2012 03:27 AM (uULZC)

51 Will Smith says he wants Obama to raise his taxes. Makes me reconsider seeing Men in Black III.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 03:27 AM (+ZI77)

52 So Santorum didn't endorse Mitt in the right paragraph? Is that the quibble now? Mittsters aren't happy unless people declare their guy God. Couldn't we just say Santorum did the right thing and move on? Well, I guess not. Hail Mitt!

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 08, 2012 03:27 AM (IyKYr)

53 I guess candidacy would be the better term. He's still not showing me much. He's got a lot more negatives that most here want to admit. I'll most likely vote for him but if he does something inexcusable I'll have a real hard time and I know lots of others that don't see Obama as that bad a choice given the mess that's been created. A lot of folks look to the Republican party as the initial cause of our problems. They get that Obama isn't doing any good but they blame Republicans for us being here at all. Romney hasn't reached out to them yet.

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:27 AM (CP+yl)

54 47 Spoiler. Squeaky wheel gets the grease. He likes the attention. Once the nomination's over he's a footnote.

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:29 AM (CP+yl)

55 I really wish Perry didn't fuck up like he did. Oh well.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 03:30 AM (+ZI77)

56 I think those laws are unconstitutional and McCain should be pilloried for being a part of them being law but since they're there, I hope someone with big pockets goes after the media for all the promotion they've given the current Fraud in Chief.

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 07:24 AM (CP+yl)



McRino/Feingold being slapped down by the Supreme Court was a great day for freedom as McAmnesty had all of his hubris shoved down his senile throat.  Like it or not, the quislings in Whoreyweird are free to promote the Fraud in Chief but have to ultimately answer to the citizens in the market.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2012 03:31 AM (HfgvZ)

57 I think Perry was more stage fright than medicine. The idea of going for the big banana freaked him out. It happened too often for drugs or pain. It was the audience. It happens.

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:31 AM (CP+yl)

58 53 >>>>>Oh, I don't know. He could put his party and his country ahead of his own bruised ego?

Santorum endorsed Mitt. What more should he do? Offer to blow him?






Yes.  But first he should blow me.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at May 08, 2012 03:32 AM (HNn1q)

59 Why why why why can't our debates look like this?

http://tinyurl.com/c5cf4d9

I would most certainly watch them then.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 08, 2012 03:34 AM (da5Wo)

60 @60: You might be right. In any case, Mitt's the nominee now and I think his campaign is doing a great job handling all the bullshit Obama's trying to throw at him. The Seamus incident is the best example. I'm less worried we have another McCain on our hands.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 03:35 AM (+ZI77)

61 Because this matters to some people here. Santorum will have a chance to speak at the GOP convention and things like Mitt is exactly the right guy for exactly the right time in this country. Even though every one here watching will know its bullshit So I ask, why the bitching over Santorums endorsement?

Posted by: Dave C at May 08, 2012 03:36 AM (uULZC)

62 What more should he do?

Act like a grownup.  Oops, guess that makes me a Mittbot. 

Posted by: pep at May 08, 2012 03:36 AM (YXmuI)

63 Since Mitt didn't hire Schmidt and Wallace, he's got a chance. At least he looks smarter than McCain.

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:36 AM (CP+yl)

64 Can you imagine if we had McCain as our nominee for 2012? Lord in Heaven.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 03:38 AM (+ZI77)

65 I think we need to start an Occupy Bake Sale movement. My sons schools just banned pizza, soda and baked goods. Only our local church seems to be having bake sales anymore.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 08, 2012 03:38 AM (lkdo/)

66 Perry was probably the biggest victim of the overly long primary season which I hope Reince Priebus takes steps to shorten because I don't think it serves any good purpose other than to turn ordinary people off to politics.  Plus there were way too many debates which the fucking MFM moderators used to cause infighting rather than ridicule the JEF's performance.  Perry's performance was pretty fucking bad in them but there's no reason that should be the sole criterion for a candidate since he obviously has done a good job as governor of Texas.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2012 03:39 AM (HfgvZ)

67 @68: I'm surprised they didn't just tax the shit out of any profits instead of outright banning them.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 03:39 AM (+ZI77)

68 MSM saying the early americans who fought in the american revolution were liberals fighting against the conservative monarchy/aristocracy. WTF?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 08, 2012 03:40 AM (lkdo/)

69 From what some of the other sites are posting the Paulbots are disrupting the State conventions.

A lot of those supposed Mitt votes are being taken by Paulbots now.

Posted by: Vic at May 08, 2012 03:40 AM (YdQQY)

70 Can you imagine if we had McCain as our nominee for 2012? Lord in Heaven.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 07:38 AM (+ZI77)


Join with me, my friends!  My friends, join with me!  Join, my friends, with me!


My friends, we can run this campaign back into the ground a second time because, my friends, I feel I didn't lose with enough grace the first time around, my friends!


Help me, my friends, lose to President Obama a second time, my friends!

Posted by: John McCain at May 08, 2012 03:41 AM (4ixH5)

71 @71: Bless you for having the stomach to read that kind of shit this early in the day. I couldn't do it.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 03:41 AM (+ZI77)

72 Also, my friends, so my daughter Meghan can keep making appearances and selling books, my friends!

Posted by: John McCain at May 08, 2012 03:42 AM (4ixH5)

73 Since Mitt didn't hire Schmidt and Wallace, he's got a chance.


Schmidt and Wallace should never work another fucking day in their rotten miserable lives for Repubs after the tank job they helped engineer for McRino.  Let them officially defect to the commiecrats like Specter did and see how that works out.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2012 03:43 AM (HfgvZ)

74 My friends, have you seen the size of my daughter's rack, my friends?

Gets it from her old man, my friends!

Posted by: John McCain at May 08, 2012 03:43 AM (4ixH5)

75 Perry was probably the biggest victim of the overly long primary season...



Perry was the victim of the non-debate debates hosted by the MFM designed to make damn sure no one who was conservative got the win in a debate.  When Perry held events outside of the "debates" he did fine.


The only one who recognized that was Noot who spent most of his debate time shitting on the MFM.

Posted by: Vic at May 08, 2012 03:44 AM (YdQQY)

76 Crazy Uncle is producing his own Occupy Republican Party crew of losers.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2012 03:45 AM (HfgvZ)

77 Newt really went crazy before he dropped out. I don't understand what he was trying to prove by waiting so long to concede. It made me glad he didn't get the nom.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 03:46 AM (+ZI77)

78

@54.  Will Smith says he wants Obama to raise his taxes.

 

Is Will Smith too stupid to know he can give the government all the money he wants to?  The government does not have to pass a law for all the rest of us just so he can pay more.  Go ahead, Will, write the assholes a check.  Just leave me out of it.

Posted by: Case at May 08, 2012 03:47 AM (FKGw9)

79 Friend this ..!.. John.

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:48 AM (CP+yl)

80 http://tinyurl.com/dxtsxs4

Obama, for a while there, seemed to view himself as "not American".

What a shock.

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 03:49 AM (4ixH5)

81 @81: These regards will do whatever it takes to keep this pooch-eating loser in office.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 03:49 AM (+ZI77)

82 One thing Barry has done for us; a lot of people have finally seen that there's racism from all skin colors.

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:51 AM (CP+yl)

83 Primary day in the Lincoln household. I'll be voting for the DOMA Amendment, several Tea Party-friendly newcomers, and for the fourth time in 18 years I'll be marking the spot next to Mitt Romney's name.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2012 03:53 AM (hiMsy)

84 Newt really went crazy before he dropped out. I don't understand what he was trying to prove by waiting so long to concede. It made me glad he didn't get the nom.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 07:46 AM (+ZI77



He was running out of money which is one of my biggest complaints about the length of the primary season because it takes way too much jack to compete.  One thing that impressed me as things went along was how good a job Willard did in putting together an organization once he dumped a few fuckheaded losers like Sununu.  That's a good executive trait which nobody seems to notice.  Noot just didn't have adequate financial resources to do that; plus I think he's a loose cannon kind of a guy in terms of putting an organization together which would have made him a pretty crummy President imo.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2012 03:54 AM (HfgvZ)

85 @85: Sometimes I just think about how awful our first black President is and it makes me sad. You gotta admit, it was historical. He is just such a collosal fuckup that it's going to be really shameful to read about in our kids history books.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 03:54 AM (+ZI77)

86 Thought for the day: Walmart has 300 people working in a store then why don't they ever seem to have more than four registers open? I'm out. Out-out. Good night, HQ!

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 03:55 AM (4ixH5)

87 @Captain Hate: Yeah, and he probably would have lost to Obama badly.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 03:56 AM (+ZI77)

88 @89: Walmart sucks. You couldn't pay me to work ther--oh, wait.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 03:58 AM (+ZI77)

89 No school history book will dare say Obama was a bad president.

Posted by: Case at May 08, 2012 03:59 AM (FKGw9)

90

In case no one posted it here yesterday during the day (I put it on an evening thread), the Canada Free Press has a nifty piece on The Planned Re-election of Obama.  Send it along to all your non-believer friends.  This is the second article I've seen that maps out this strategery.

 

http://bit.ly/Lz9LQ8

Posted by: RushBabe, all in for SMOD '12! at May 08, 2012 04:01 AM (tQHzJ)

91 Obama '12 twin foundations
campaigning on two rotting corpses:
bin Laden and the US economy

Posted by: William Warren, WND at May 08, 2012 04:02 AM (lpWVn)

92 No school history book will dare say Obama was a bad president.

Posted by: Case at May 08, 2012 07:59 AM (FKGw9)


Why would anyone expect them to?   They still say FDR was the savior of the universe.

Posted by: Vic at May 08, 2012 04:03 AM (YdQQY)

93

  20 Looks like RINO Luger's days are numbered.

 

His internals must be off the charts.  He was on with Levin last night and it sounded like a done deal.  He wasn't cocky or anything, so I hope the confidence isn't misplaced.  He sounds like an outstanding candidate to replace the RINO dufus.

 

Posted by: RushBabe, all in for SMOD '12! at May 08, 2012 04:04 AM (tQHzJ)

94 Following up from my post the other day (http://bit.ly/Jbiipg), Capt. Fitch passed away over the weekend. IMHO his story is worthy of an ONT mention. He was a true American hero.

Posted by: Gran at May 08, 2012 04:05 AM (p8FXV)

95 The more a Wal-Mart store manager saves on things like 'the help' the bigger his (her) bonus is.  And some mangers get a very large bonus, six figures in fact.

Posted by: Case at May 08, 2012 04:06 AM (FKGw9)

96 New Gallup poll finds support for gay marriage falling from 53% last year to 50% and opposition up from 45% to 48%. So much for this being a distraction. Obama's really fucked now.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 04:06 AM (+ZI77)

97

Maybe it would be instructive to read Santorum's own words:

 

"Above all else, we both agree that President Obama must be defeated. The task will not be easy. It will require all hands on deck if our nominee is to be victorious. Governor Romney will be that nominee and he has my endorsement and support to win this the most critical election of our lifetime."

 

Sounds to me like he's giving his supporters permission to quit bitching and get on with the business of defeating Obama. 

 

Unless, of course, your ego is more important to you than getting rid of this motherfucker and his vulgar wife.  In that case, please proceed.  But don't expect any sympathy.  I've had enough of the fucking whining.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 08, 2012 04:06 AM (JDIKC)

98

Imagine what the U.S. could've achieved if it weren't for these morons (oblig.: the bad kind) buying elections.

 

http://bit.ly/KJBM2B

Posted by: RushBabe, all in for SMOD '12! at May 08, 2012 04:07 AM (tQHzJ)

99 @98: Everybody gets bonuses at Walmart. It's every three months and they're usually pretty sweet. I'm talking an extra 200 to 300. Very nice.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 04:09 AM (+ZI77)

100 Morning EoJ!

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 04:10 AM (+ZI77)

101 Yeah, and he probably would have lost to Obama badly.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 07:56 AM (+ZI77)



Hard to say because he's obviously smarter than El JEFe and would've kicked his bony ass back to Indonesia in any debates.  I voted for him in the primary because he doesn't knuckle under to party fuckheads like Rove but he always comes up with head scratchers from out of nowhere to piss me off just when he seems to have learned from his past fuckups.  His ego and need for attention are off the charts; he's kind of like Slick without being a sexual predator.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2012 04:10 AM (HfgvZ)

102 @95.  I was refering to something in post 88.  Should have made it more clear.

Posted by: Case at May 08, 2012 04:12 AM (FKGw9)

103 One thing Barry has done for us; a lot of people have finally seen that there's racism from all skin colors. Obama has forced people on the right to reexamine their positions on things that they would have reflexively conceded before his disaster of an administration. It's funny that these bastards made OWS happen. OWS gives us plenty of privileged, white faces of shitheads who suck at life. We can now hate the underclass without being called racists. America is about to truly become "just downright mean," and it's about damned time.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at May 08, 2012 04:12 AM (p7SSh)

104 Hi Joffen.  Good to see you around more.  You sound like you're feeling pretty decent these days. How's the little girl?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 08, 2012 04:12 AM (JDIKC)

105 @104: Well you can bet any of those "head scratchers" would be played on a continuous loop during the general election campaign. We'd be losing the message on a daily basis.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 04:13 AM (+ZI77)

106 @107: I'm feeling a million times better. The munchkin's doing good, just a little sick right now. I called the recruiter for the Air Force Reserves and it turns out that I can still apply. I thought I was no longer eligible because of custody but that isn't the case. I hope to sign up in a few months once I get into shape.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 04:17 AM (+ZI77)

107 From Instapundit: Trent Lott has come out in favor of the UN Law of the Sea treaty. http://blog.heritage.org/2012/04/30/ former-senator-trent-lott-lobbies-for-u-n-treaty-he-vehemently-opposed/

Posted by: rickl at May 08, 2012 04:18 AM (sdi6R)

108 Final poll: 55% support ban on gay marriage in NC. (via HotAir)

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 04:19 AM (+ZI77)

109 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 04:19 AM (8y9MW)

110

Trent Lott has come out in favor of the UN Law of the Sea treaty.

Once a bastard...

 

Posted by: RushBabe, all in for SMOD '12! at May 08, 2012 04:20 AM (tQHzJ)

111 Some people are sore losers

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 08, 2012 04:21 AM (i6RpT)

112 71 MSM saying the early americans who fought in the american revolution were liberals fighting against the conservative monarchy/aristocracy. WTF? That's pretty much true. They were "classical liberals", who believed in individual liberty and economic liberty. I don't suppose the MSM went on to explain how the word was hijacked and redefined by the Left in the 20th century, did they?

Posted by: rickl at May 08, 2012 04:21 AM (sdi6R)

113 So, completely on accident, I caught the opening couple of minutes of Nightline last night, and they made me laugh.

In the lead up, the last thing they talk about is how "foreign" products ended up in The Avengers (insert scary voice here, right?).  Followed immediately by "Brought to you by the Global Resources of..."

Wait.  I thought "foreign" and "overseas" was bad, but now, just because it's you, it's good?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 04:21 AM (8y9MW)

114 I need to quit smoking. Kicked the habit 5 years ago but now I'm a pack a day. Thank God for those nicotine patches.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 04:23 AM (+ZI77)

115 @102.  Joffen, unless they have changed policy a Wal-Mart manager gets a year-end bonus.  And that bonus is a lot of money if the manager keeps costs down and sales up.  They have programs for Wal-Mart employees to be able to get bonuses too.

Posted by: Case at May 08, 2012 04:23 AM (FKGw9)

116 @116: It's cynical to believe that if the Founders saw what America was like in 2012 they would just give up, but it's not true. I hear this sentiment a lot on blogs and facebook. The American Spirit is alive and well. Maybe I have a different perspective as an immigrant but I really do see it every day.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 04:28 AM (+ZI77)

117 MSM saying the early americans who fought in the american revolution were liberals fighting against the conservative monarchy/aristocracy. WTF?

One of the problems with a "living language" like English is that words can change their meaning.  People who are 'Conservative' now would have been 'Liberal' (as in: 'Liberty') way back when.  Part of the problem is that the Neo-Marxists know that their actual allegiance (erm: they're Neo-Marxists) won't buy them any votes here in the US, so they drape themselves in the euphemism "Liberal" or "Progressive," instead.

The critical question to ask when you hear that kind of thing is "What was being 'Conserved' and what was being 'Liberated?'"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 04:29 AM (8y9MW)

118 @118: I don't know if store managers get large bonuses but I really don't have a problem with that. Keeping costs down is good for everyone.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 04:29 AM (+ZI77)

119 @119 - I'm not sure how that relates to my comment.

And I don't think the founders would give up.  I think they'd have picked up their guns about 20 years ago.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 04:30 AM (8y9MW)

120 Trent Lott has come out in favor of the UN Law of the Sea treaty.



Isn't he a lobbyist now?  Obviously someone has paid him off. That POS treaty is a damn bad deal for the U.S. and we should have no part of it. The treaty was negotiated by commies for commies and has never been ratified by the Senate.
\

And yes, piss on Trent Lott.

Posted by: Vic at May 08, 2012 04:30 AM (YdQQY)

121

Off to the voting booth i go. Lugar is toast. Donnelly does not stand a chance in November. He narrowly won against Walorski last cycle ( i think it was around one thousand votes or so). And this in South Bend, a lib bastion (Notre Dame).

 

 

 

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 08, 2012 04:31 AM (s4PVd)

122 Speaking of that Nightline intro...

Does anyone know where I could get just the lead-in to the show?  I'm not nearly savvy enough to chop it up myself.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 04:32 AM (8y9MW)

123 "I don't suppose the MSM went on to explain how the word was hijacked and redefined by the Left in the 20th century, did they?" No. They did not clarify.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 08, 2012 04:32 AM (lkdo/)

124 I bet if you listened closely you'd have heard the sound of a bucket of duckets splashing into some off shore account loosely associated with Trent Lott very recently.


Posted by: ontherocks at May 08, 2012 04:33 AM (aZ6ew)

125 @122: No, it didn't relate specifically to your comment, I was just making conversation.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 04:33 AM (+ZI77)

126 The American Spirit is alive and well. Maybe I have a different perspective as an immigrant but I really do see it every day.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 08:28 AM (+ZI77)



This is what Reagan based his campaign around and I think Willard is kind of adopting as well; that even though first Carter and now the Indonesian have completely fucked things up, we can overcome it and get back to kicking ass because we're Americans and fuck anybody that thinks otherwise.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2012 04:34 AM (HfgvZ)

127 "The critical question to ask when you hear that kind of thing is "What was being 'Conserved' and what was being 'Liberated?'" Good point Allen. Sometimes I feel like we are regressing back to the feudal/monarchy days.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 08, 2012 04:34 AM (lkdo/)

128 My pastor actually calls progressive politics regressive.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 08, 2012 04:35 AM (lkdo/)

129 2543 votes was Donnelly's victory margin.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 08, 2012 04:35 AM (s4PVd)

130 Trent Lott (R-Evil)is the kind of capitalist that sells rope to the hangmen of the progressive state.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 08, 2012 04:36 AM (i3+c5)

131 Question for the techies here: what sort of mobile phone browser works best for AoSHQ?  On my Droid phone, using both whatever native client Android has as well as Firefox, the HQ keeps locking up and closing the browser.  No other site has similar problems. 

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 08, 2012 04:37 AM (DuH+r)

132 Progs are

conserving their power

and liberating your money!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 08, 2012 04:37 AM (i3+c5)

133 @134: I have the same problem. Go to your settings and unclick javascript. That fixes it for me.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 04:39 AM (+ZI77)

134 "Trent Lott (R-Evil)is the kind of capitalist that sells rope to the hangmen of the progressive state." That is funny..lol

Posted by: Lampshade at May 08, 2012 04:39 AM (lkdo/)

135 @121  Joffen, I don't have a problem with it either.  It's just business.  The bonus is just the incentive for managers to hold costs down and keep sales up.

Posted by: Case at May 08, 2012 04:39 AM (FKGw9)

136 Pink Slime bad.  Soylent Green good.


Posted by: Jimbo (SMOD 2012) at May 08, 2012 04:42 AM (O3R/2)

137 Apparently they don't normally offer free smears to poor women. Almost like they don't give a shit about keeping ladybits cancer-free, only baby-free.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 08, 2012 07:05 AM (hO8IJ)



Does this mean that Julia is not going to be a successful web designer, single mother and cradle to grave government programs sponge?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2012 04:42 AM (1Jaio)

138 No, it didn't relate specifically to your comment, I was just making conversation.

Okay.  Fair warning: the coffee hasn't kicked in yet.

This is what Reagan based his campaign around and I think Willard is kind of adopting as well

I would say, looking back, that the campaigns that have been most successful are those that have been most optimistic.  We harp on "Hope and Change" all the time, but never think the purely optimistic connotations of those two words were not vitally important.

Now, Barky is going to run on (because he's got nothing else) a combination of "Vote for me or they'll take away your free stuff" and "Mitt Romney is weird."  Contrariwise, Mitt Romney seems to be running on "America -Americans- can do better."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 04:42 AM (8y9MW)

139 Went to my grad school alumni event the other day. Bunch of progressives saying how France is moving in the right direction. An older woman (baby boomer) with hairy legs was talking about her Vegan recipes. I met a conservative there and we talked in the corner about meat. We had some beers and steak. Was eating the steak next to the Vegan group. Felt like the vegans wanted to kick us out.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 08, 2012 04:44 AM (lkdo/)

140

He was running out of money which is one of my biggest complaints about the length of the primary season because it takes way too much jack to compete.

 

I'm so old I remember when people complained that the primary was too short, so the state parties changed their primary dates to make it longer. It was after 2008. People were mad that McCain had it sewn up so fast and argued that a longer process would have produced a better nominee.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at May 08, 2012 04:44 AM (XBUdh)

141 Hi folks. The news from Utah is that our 72 hr waiting pd for abortions goes into effect today. Also they changed the laws about fireworks BACK to something closer to what we had before b-c there were so many complaints last year. Too many folks shot off big fireworks at al hours in suburban neighborhods To the fireworks lovers - this is why you cant have nice things.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 08, 2012 04:44 AM (5H6zj)

142 We had some beers and steak. Was eating the steak next to the Vegan group.

Hahaha.  That's some awesome right there.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 04:45 AM (8y9MW)

143 Re cel phones. I wish we had a jump to the last comment feature here. The scrolling on an iphone is a real pain in the keister.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 08, 2012 04:46 AM (5H6zj)

144

Why is everyone complaining about Santorums endorsement? What do you expect the way Mitt treated him in the primary.

 

If Santorum wasn't ready to endorse Romney, he shouldn't have. Sending an email at 11pm with that lukewarm excuse for an endorsement does not suggest that Santorum really wants to be on the record favoring a Romney win. If that's so, that's fine. As you say, he may feel mistreated.

But to half-ass it like that just puts Santorum's sour grapes on display. It also creates a bit of a news headache for Romney, who will no doubt be dealing with silly news stories about Santorum's sour grapes all day.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at May 08, 2012 04:48 AM (XBUdh)

145 I wish we had a jump to the last comment feature here. The scrolling on an iphone is a real pain in the keister. Does it reload and scroll for you if you hit the link in one of the comment numbers?

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at May 08, 2012 04:49 AM (p7SSh)

146 AllenG. Is it just me or do progressives want to make eating meat criminal? Already going after baked goods. All that we eat at my church are baked goods. Love it!

Posted by: Lampshade at May 08, 2012 04:50 AM (lkdo/)

147 Why is everyone complaining about Santorums endorsement? What do you expect the way Mitt treated him in the primary. Because unless he wants to see obama back in the White House, he should grow up and act like a man.

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 08, 2012 04:50 AM (i6RpT)

148 Santorum will be on Leno tonight.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 04:51 AM (+ZI77)

149 @146: Try a different browser?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 04:52 AM (+ZI77)

150 @147 - Meh.  Santorum was danged if he did, danged if he didn't.

If he waited to send one, the complaints would be "Why did he wait so long?" or some variant thereof.  If he never sent one, the complaints would be "Why is he holding a grudge?"  Now, he sends one early, but it's not quite glowing enough for a certain circle of Conservatives, so it's "Well, if he wasn't really going to endorse, he shouldn't have endorsed."

Knowing Santorum's proclivities, if he had issued a full-throat-ed endorsement, the complaint would have been "This SoCon stuff isn't helpful.  He should have kept his mouth shut."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 04:52 AM (8y9MW)

151 I think it took Santorum a little time to wrap his head around it.  It's a good statement.  I suspect his supporters have already jumped onto the Mitt bandwagon, particularly since the Hilary Rosen (Ann Romney never worked a day in her life) and Obama-ate-dog themes.


Posted by: Jimbo (SMOD 2012) at May 08, 2012 04:53 AM (O3R/2)

152 Wow, Maurice Sendak died.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 08, 2012 04:53 AM (DuH+r)

153 Y-not

Is the "Opera" browser available for the i-phone?
I use it on the android units, and there is a scroll down feature in it.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 08, 2012 04:54 AM (B1G6H)

154 Nobody gets out of here alive.


Posted by: Jimbo (SMOD 2012) at May 08, 2012 04:54 AM (O3R/2)

155

Morning, all!

 

For 'rons and 'ronettes 'round Oklahoma way, this is   probably old news, but for others, the elderly WWII vet who was beaten and his wife raped and murdered by    thieving    thugs in Tulsa   back in March has passed away.  

 

Link to JWF:     http://tiny.cc/f4pzdw

 

“He asked me Wednesday morning when I got here if her grave was decorated and I said, ‘yes daddy we have flowers on it and itÂ’s beautiful.Â’ He shook his head yes and got this funny look on his face and he looked toward the wall and I could see from that point on it was over” said     [Mr. Strait's daughter]     Lanora.

 

God    bless and keep him,    and may he be reunited with his wife in the next world.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b] at May 08, 2012 04:54 AM (4df7R)

156 Is it just me or do progressives want to make eating meat criminal?

Some do.  But they're a minority.

Actually, they're only even tolerated by other Liberals because it's one more thing "You can't do," and what Liberals are really about is controlling your decisions.

Speaking of: I loved the leftist uproar over The Avengers- that it was some kind of Conservative Propaganda because Loki wanted to "Free you from freedom."  Almost like they realize that's exactly what they're saying, hmm?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 04:54 AM (8y9MW)

157

I have buddy who drives out of his way every year to grab a cup of coffee next to a vegan/health food store. He parks his truck right in front with the deer carcass strapped to the hood.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at May 08, 2012 04:55 AM (eavT+)

158 134. Opera works well on my Andriod

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2012 04:55 AM (EBBBm)

159 I'm so old I remember when people complained that the primary was too short, so the state parties changed their primary dates to make it longer. It was after 2008. People were mad that McCain had it sewn up so fast and argued that a longer process would have produced a better nominee.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at May 08, 2012 08:44 AM (XBUdh)



McCain's candidacy was a perfect storm of shit that would probably have happened no matter the length of the primary.  I'm not doubting that you heard people saying what you said they did but I never heard it.  Everybody I interacted with complained about things being too long and guys like Guiliani and Fred dropping out because of it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2012 04:57 AM (HfgvZ)

160 I have buddy who drives out of hisway every year to grab a cup of coffee next to a vegan/health food store. He parks his truck right in front with the deer carcassstrapped to the hood.

I love applying my Vegan test.  This tests whether someone is really committed to being a Vegan, or if they're doing it because it's trendy.  Offer them Jello.

See, anything more obvious and they can wrinkle their noses and say, "Eeew.  Meat!"  But with Jello (a few other things, too: anything thing that says it's colors come from "natural sources" normally means bugs, for instance) the "animal product" is almost an afterthought.  The ones who are only Vegan because it's trendy won't think about it, and they'll eat the Jello.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 04:58 AM (8y9MW)

161 @146 1) Touch the comment #, this updates the URL to point to that comment w/o reloading the whole page 2) Touch the status bar at the top of the screen, this will scroll the page all the way back to the top. 3) Reload the page by touching the reload icon next to the URL. Because you updated the URL in step 1, the page should be scrolled down to the comment # you touched. It's clumsy but it works.

Posted by: Gran at May 08, 2012 04:58 AM (p8FXV)

162 Y-not

Link to the opera browser for I-phone

http://tinyurl.com/y6wpemb

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 08, 2012 04:58 AM (B1G6H)

163 MWR, so am I racist that it bothers me that everyone knows Trayvon's name and not his?

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2012 04:58 AM (EBBBm)

164 >>Does this mean that Julia is not going to be a successful web designer, single mother and cradle to grave government programs sponge?

Obama's benevolence meant her mothers' [not a typo] insurance had to pay for her smears until she was 26, at which point her employer-provided insurance picked up the bill.  (I thought Head Start was supposed to be for poor kids, but apparently by the time she was in college their situation improved...)


What was the movie with the villain named "Pap Schmear?"  Some sort of cult classic...

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 08, 2012 04:59 AM (/kI1Q)

165 >>The ones who are only Vegan because it's trendy won't think about it, and they'll eat the Jello.

It should be legal to bitch-slap anyone who claims to be a vegetarian who eats chicken.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 08, 2012 05:00 AM (/kI1Q)

166 Jean @ 160: Thanks, Opera does seem to do much better.  The whole site loads without locking up, etc, at least so far.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 08, 2012 05:01 AM (DuH+r)

167   155 Wow, Maurice Sendak died.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 08, 2012 08:53 AM (DuH+r)

**

84yrs old, a good run. "Where the Wild Things Are" was my fave as a kid. I refuse to watch the movie.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 08, 2012 05:01 AM (eavT+)

168

Meanwhile the Occupy the Farm    idiots out in Berkley are continuing to be assholes.   I couldn't care less about UC Berkely, but I DO feel for the students and professors who have legitimate ongoing research that is being ruined by these scabies-ridden bastards.    Research that could actually BENEFIT agriculture, unlike these squatting scumbags.

 

For example:

 

University officials claim the protesters have disrupted agricultural research by faculty scientists and students in the College of Natural Resources. At one point, Mogulof said,    the squatters pruned some fruit trees on the property and explained to the dean of resources that they had to do it because the trees were diseased. Turns out the pruned branches were part of a research project on how diseases affect fruit trees, he said.

 

Idiots!

 

Link to SFGate:  http://tiny.cc/igqzdw

 

(H/T JWF)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b] at May 08, 2012 05:01 AM (4df7R)

169 I'll support Mitt Romney when he hires my staff in HIS show of real conservative good faith.

Posted by: Rick Santorum at May 08, 2012 05:02 AM (lpWVn)

170 my cousins grandma died yesterday at the ripe old age of 105....the only person on the planet that was kinder than her, was her daughter whom she watched suffer from alzheimer's and buried last feb....she will be greatly missed

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 08, 2012 05:02 AM (Ho2rs)

171 It should be legal to bitch-slap anyone who claims to be a vegetarian who eats chicken.

I agree.

Though, with people who just claim to be "vegetarian" it bothers me less.  There are levels, there, and some people use "vegetarian" as shorthand for "I don't eat most meat, and eat a lot of iron and protein rich vegetables to make up for it."  See?  "Vegetarian" is much shorter.

My sister-in-law is one of those.  She has some (she admits weird and probably stupid) psychological hang-ups about eating most forms of meat, but she doesn't have a problem with chicken or fish.

A "Vegan" however, is supposed to avoid anything "contaminated" by animal products.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 05:03 AM (8y9MW)

172 166 MWR, so am I racist that it bothers me that everyone knows Trayvon's name and not his?  

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2012 08:58 AM (EBBBm)

 

If it is then I'm racist, too.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b] at May 08, 2012 05:03 AM (4df7R)

173 170 dananjcon best book worst movie....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 08, 2012 05:04 AM (Ho2rs)

174 170 dananjcon best book worst movie....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 08, 2012 05:04 AM (Ho2rs)

175 >>Will Smith says he wants Obama to raise his taxes.

I'm willing to reconsider the amendment against Bills of Attainder for this one thing.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 08, 2012 05:04 AM (/kI1Q)

176 Bevan's shouldn't wear clothing made from animals either. No leather or wool.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 05:05 AM (+ZI77)

177 >>some people use "vegetarian" as shorthand for "I don't eat most meat, and eat a lot of iron and protein rich vegetables to make up for it."

All the vegetarians I knew in kollij ate mostly cheese pizza, ice cream, and french fries.   Smell the health.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 08, 2012 05:05 AM (/kI1Q)

178  The ones who are only Vegan because it's trendy won't think about it, and they'll eat the Jello.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 08:58 AM (8y9MW)

**

Excellent..I think I'll call it the "trendy cock sucker test."

Posted by: dananjcon at May 08, 2012 05:06 AM (eavT+)

179 173 my cousins grandma died yesterday at the ripe old age of 105....the only person on the planet that was kinder than her, was her daughter whom she watched suffer from alzheimer's and buried last feb....she will be greatly missed  

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 08, 2012 09:02 AM (Ho2rs)

 

My sympathies to your    cousin and yourself, PG.  It sounds like she lived a long, good life,   though I'm sure her heart broke when she had to bury her daughter.   I can't imagine how painful that must have been.  God rest her soul.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b] at May 08, 2012 05:06 AM (4df7R)

180 I'm willing to reconsider the amendment against Bills of Attainder for this one thing.

No.  But is it a "Bill of Attainder" if someone says "I want X to happen to me?"  If not, the Republicans should add language to some bill that says that anyone who says they want their taxes raised shall pay a 95% income tax rate, regardless of source, for that year's tax filing.

That should stop that kind of nonsense.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 05:07 AM (8y9MW)

181 169, occasionally some video embedded on the main, usually an ad, will take over the phone. You just have navigate away from the main page. Which can be tricky because you have to click on a link before the video starts.

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2012 05:07 AM (EBBBm)

182 My family spent 8 hours without electricity yesterday after a storm. When we went to crank up the generator, it would not turn over. It turns out that the Ethanol in gas attracts water or something, so the carburetor is messed up now. (Im a girl and that's about as technical as I can get) Anyway just putting the word out in case some of you didn't know about this either. We will now buy gas at a marina (because their gas doesn't have ethanol) and store our generator and other small engines without any gas in them.

Posted by: Caunotaucarius at May 08, 2012 05:08 AM (Yt294)

183 *Vegans. Damn kindle. Sometimes I'm tempted to hit post when my browser auto-corrects. Its funny sometimes. When I wrote "Santorum will be on Leno tonight" it changed it to "Santorum will be on Lenore tonight"

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 05:08 AM (+ZI77)

184 best book worst movie....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 08, 2012 09:04 AM (Ho2rs)

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Yeah...no sense in trusting Hollywood to something so cherished.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 08, 2012 05:09 AM (eavT+)

185 Does it reload and scroll for you if you hit the link in one of the comment numbers? --- It loads fine, but I don't know how to search to jump to a comment number (near the end).

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 05:09 AM (5H6zj)

186 Excellent..I think I'll call it the "trendy cock sucker test."

That works, too.

The most fun I had with it was when one of my buddies was trying to impress a girl (she totally wasn't worth it) and so had "gone vegan."  Now, as anyone post-puberty knows, trying to convince a guy with logic when he's trying to impress a girl is an exercise in futility, at best.  So, I used the Jello test.  As soon as he ate the Jello (in front of her- turns out she was trendy, too, since she didn't object), I said, "So how about some Whataburger?"

The looks on their faces were priceless. 

They didn't last too long.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 05:10 AM (8y9MW)

187 >>anyone who says they want their taxes raised shall pay a 95% income tax rate, regardless of source, for that year's tax filing.

That's gonna end up like the AMT...you and I will get stuck paying the 95%, and Will Smith will skate.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 08, 2012 05:10 AM (/kI1Q)

188 thanks mwr they don't make them like her anymore....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 08, 2012 05:10 AM (Ho2rs)

189 Trayvon

a name that will forever live on in infamy -- FDR

the divisive 21st Century campaign poster boy promoting the "right" of criminals to prowl while rescinding the rights of homeowners to walk their own neighborhood streets.

Illustrated by Trayvon and Fauxcohontas, Mark Steyn notes the American irony of convoluted social justice that racists assigning "color" today enjoy, trumping the Nazis.

Posted by: cIVIL rIGHTS at May 08, 2012 05:10 AM (lpWVn)

190 184 169, occasionally some video embedded on the main, usually an ad, will take over the phone. You just have navigate away from the main page. Which can be tricky because you have to click on a link before the video starts.

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2012 09:07 AM (EBBBm)

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That happens often with the Kindle and seemingly only with Fox News videos. Makes me nuts.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at May 08, 2012 05:11 AM (eavT+)

191 Justice for Qui-Gon!


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 08, 2012 05:11 AM (/kI1Q)

192 That's gonna end up like the AMT...you and I will get stuck paying the 95%, and Will Smith will skate.

How?  I'm never going to ask someone to tax me more.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 05:11 AM (8y9MW)

193 Bitching about Newt and Rick, but CRICKETS about Dr. Kookoobananas. Really? This is what #unity looks like in bizarro land. Newt and Rick were both painted as Krazy Kooks by Team Mitt (while Paul was left untouched), so I don't see why their endorsements are desired.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 05:12 AM (5H6zj)

194 "Mitt bandwagon, particularly since the Hilary Rosen (Ann Romney never worked a day in her life) and Obama-ate-dog themes." I wonder if things could come down to Michelle Obama vs Ann Romney.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 08, 2012 05:13 AM (lkdo/)

195 Just figured out who I'm voting for in the down ballot elections. Three County Commisioners, Secretary of Insurance? Secretary of Agriculture? Geez, they don't make it easy. Only thing I can't find yet are the credentials of the "Non-Partisan" Judges running. Might just base that one on the number of signs I see outside the polling place.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2012 05:14 AM (HethX)

196 >>How? I'm never going to ask someone to tax me more.

Doesn't matter.  They'll find someone who claimed they overheard you mention taxes in an off-hand manner once....Texas, right? Instead of having you murdered, your daughter's cheerleading rival's mother can just leave some anonymous tips with the IRS and voila! Your daughter can't afford the fees and a spot opens up on the squad.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 08, 2012 05:14 AM (/kI1Q)

197 >>Link to the opera browser for I-phone Thanks! Will look into it.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 05:15 AM (5H6zj)

198 >>Newt and Rick were both painted as Krazy Kooks by Team Mitt (while Paul was left untouched), so I don't see why their endorsements are desired.

I imagine an endorsement from Santorum will be trumpeted by the professional gay bullies as proof that Romney is evil. Especially after his out staffer quit.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 08, 2012 05:16 AM (/kI1Q)

199 so what sall the hubbub about the coming scourge of the obese people? Just cut off their food stamps! Problem solved and more savings.

Posted by: sonnyspats at May 08, 2012 05:16 AM (bo11P)

200 Instead of having you murdered, your daughter's cheerleading rival's mother can just leave some anonymous tips with the IRS and voila!

My wife would be insulted that you'd think her daughter would do anything so girlie as cheer-leading.

That said- easy enough to add that there must be documented evidence: on the record interview, a recording, etc. 

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 05:17 AM (8y9MW)

201 What was the movie with the villain named "Pap Schmear?" Some sort of cult classic...

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 08, 2012 08:59 AM (/kI1Q)



It was in the Naked Gun movies

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2012 05:18 AM (1Jaio)

202 Dajanicon, this page works in the kindle browser?

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2012 05:19 AM (Pvjul)

203 I imagine an endorsement from Santorum will be trumpeted by the professional gay bullies as proof that Romney is evil. Especially after his out staffer quit.
--
so that would be the Romney staff position Santorum's plugging for his own man to fill for quid quo pro endorsement of conservatism?

Posted by: cIVIL rIGHTS at May 08, 2012 05:19 AM (lpWVn)

204   205 Dajanicon, this page works in the kindle browser?

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2012 09:19 AM (Pvjul)

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Sure...I lurk here at night on my Kindle Fire.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 08, 2012 05:22 AM (eavT+)

205

201 >>Newt and Rick were both painted as Krazy Kooks by Team Mitt (while Paul
was left untouched), so I don't see why their endorsements are desired.

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I think they're all a bunch of fuckin nuts!!11!!1

Posted by: Dr. Amy Mofo Bishop at May 08, 2012 05:24 AM (eavT+)

206 201 Webster Tarpley says plenty:

Romney Allied to Netanyahu, Ron Paul Allied to Romney

Posted by: cIVIL rIGHTS at May 08, 2012 05:25 AM (lpWVn)

207 Cher doesnÂ’t want to breathe the same air as Romney and his ‘racist homophobic women hating tea bagger mastersÂ’ Posted at 8:56 am on May 8, 2012 by Twitchy Staff | View Comments Cher ✔ @cher If ROMNEY gets elected I don't know if i can breathe same air as Him & his Right Wing Racist Homophobic Women Hating Tea Bagger Masters Fuck her and her fucked up boy/girl son/daughter and get the fuck out of my country you ignorant asshole.

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 08, 2012 05:26 AM (i6RpT)

208 Pretty funny coming from Cher who, iirc, was slow to accept Chastity after she decided she was a lesbian, at least compared to that Evil Republican, Sonny.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 05:28 AM (5H6zj)

209 She's welcome to stop breathing whenever she likes.  Until then, enjoy, bitch.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at May 08, 2012 05:29 AM (NS2Mo)

210 I'm excited! Cher's gonna hold her breath until she turns a normal color, maybe and then she can pop like a giant botoxed balloon

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 08, 2012 05:29 AM (SB0V2)

211 My SiL claims to be a "vegetarian".  She eats chicken and fish.  She is 50 and doesn't look a day over 60.

Posted by: Jimbo (SMOD 2012) at May 08, 2012 05:29 AM (O3R/2)

212 A fire ok, not the experimental browser

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2012 05:29 AM (Pvjul)

213 Cher married Gregg Allman when he was doing enough blow daily to finance the Medellin.  She isn't exactly the go-to person on intelligent choices in life.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2012 05:30 AM (HfgvZ)

214 @206 "professional gay bullies" and "plugging for his own man to fill" should only appear in the same post if it's in The Village Voice.

Posted by: Comatus at May 08, 2012 05:31 AM (ZOlM3)

215 Posted by: nevergiveup at May 08, 2012 09:26 AM (i6RpT)

I missed the fireworks!

However...you do realize how mind-numbingly stupid Cher is?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 08, 2012 05:31 AM (nEUpB)

216 OK, could someone explain Pinterest for me? Is it like a global, shared Bookmarks file or something?

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 05:35 AM (5H6zj)

217 ps: Get off my lawn.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 05:35 AM (5H6zj)

218 Just as I suspected all along:  fiscal policy is racist

http://tinyurl.com/7f8oqou

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 08, 2012 05:41 AM (Qxe/p)

219 When it comes to talking about race, Eric Holder is no daisy. He loves to talk about it. At NAACP gatherings, at tributes for the man who brought us Tawana Brawley; Eric Holder raps to the mike like a Cartegena hooker getting paid tourist rates. Thank you gutless Republicans, for rubber stamping this in-your-face, pro-Black racist to the top law enforcement position in the country!

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 08, 2012 05:44 AM (AzwZn)

220 Cher's bitter, tralala.

No wonder she broke up with Sonny, her only attachment to normalcy, after which Cher gravitated towards gay & lesbian audience, like Streisand, to be mimicked in that most persevering night-life of stimulated imitation. Her career's in formaldehyde along with her body, desirable only to zombies.

Hm, mother daughter, even Chastity didn't twist into Chaz until daddy died, rejecting/embracing mommy dearest who whores anything for an audience buck 'n thrill. The life-altering decision is described in memoir, "Transition: The Story of How I Became a Man," and in the documentary,"Becoming Chaz".

...dreams from my father...

Posted by: cIVIL rIGHTS at May 08, 2012 05:48 AM (lpWVn)

221 One thing Barry has done for us; a lot of people have finally seen that there's racism from all skin colors.

I was thinking about this just the other day.  It was only after Year One (when the chocolate messiah was coronated, that is) and the subsequent years following, that I was gobsmacked with the realization that so many blacks have such hatred for whites.  Not all fall into this thinking, but it has become clear in a way I never knew existed....many blacks really do have a white, hot hatred for caucasians.  It's disturbing on many levels.  It's almost as if the election of King Barky brought out the racism crazy in blacks.  I never really thought of people in terms of race before.  Black, white, I don't care what you are.  But I'm starting to look differently at AA's.  As in...I had no idea you hated me so much. 

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2012 05:51 AM (OpijJ)

222 If Orrin Hatch and Dick Lugar lose their primaries,  I am going to send an e-mail to Lindsey Graham to say:

"You're next."


Posted by: Jimbo (SMOD 2012) at May 08, 2012 05:54 AM (O3R/2)

223

@147 Gabe, just admit you would criticize Santorum for anything he did.

He endorsed Mitt Romney.  He said that his people should get behind Romney.  Time was when everybody would say, 'good for Rick' and then let the matter drop.  Nowadays he's accused of not being a team player.  This in a time period where refusing to endorse a primary opponent is common behavior.

Remind me again, were you critical of Castle when he refused outright to endorse O'Donnell after she legitimately beat him in the primary?  Did you write about his sour grapes or the 'headaches' that caused?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 08, 2012 05:54 AM (FkKjr)

224 170 - That was a great book to read to my son because he shares a name with the main character.  I didn't see the movie either phoenixgirl.  One of my friends took her kids and she said it was awful.  Really distorted the whole book.

Posted by: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain at May 08, 2012 05:56 AM (bj+Nc)

225

How did Santorum ever get out of the House of Representatives?  

Posted by: Inquiring Minds at May 08, 2012 05:57 AM (A3zgF)

226 How did Santorum ever get out of the House of Representatives? ------------------------------------ How did Obama ever get in?

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 08, 2012 06:00 AM (AzwZn)

227 so what sall the hubbub about the comingscourge of the obese people? Just cut off their food stamps! Problem solved and more savings.

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Empirical evidence only, but there is some merit to this coming scourge.  It's actually not coming; it's already here.  In SC, I'm amazed at the overweight kids here, there and everywhere.  At the mall, at my son's school, at every turn.  Growing up in the 70s, I think I can only think of about 5 obese kids in my high school.  At my son's school, I'd hazard a guess that 40% are overweight.  Never saw that during my school years.  And the parents are no better.  I don't want Moochelle sweating her drippy armpits all over the East Room on national TV....but we do have a weight problem in this country. 

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2012 06:01 AM (OpijJ)

228

@231

 

No, there is no merit.  How much people eat is none of your business.  Absolutely none.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 08, 2012 06:05 AM (FkKjr)

229 There is a solution to obesity staring us in the face.

It's called "homosexuality".

Have you ever seen an obese 40 year old ghey guy?  (Bruce Villanch is an anomaly).


Posted by: The ghost of Monty Cliff at May 08, 2012 06:06 AM (O3R/2)

230 The "ghey" women really idolize teh pre-pubescent David Cassidy or Justin Bieber.

No fatties allowed.


Posted by: Ellen Degeneres at May 08, 2012 06:09 AM (O3R/2)

231
My theory on obesity:

We're seeing the first generation of kids raised after the microwave became ubiquitous.

We bought a new microwave that broke in about six months. Since it was still under warranty, we got it fixed.

Our food consumption was altered drastically during the eight days it was in the shop.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at May 08, 2012 06:13 AM (7+pP9)

232 No, there is no merit. How much people eat is none of your business. Absolutely none. -------------------------------------- Not even if we are footing the bill for some fat ass to suck air from an oxygen tank and ride around on a motorized scooter? I tend to agree with you, but people who want to eat themselves to death shouldn't be funded with taxpayer money.

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 08, 2012 06:14 AM (AzwZn)

233

@236

No, they shouldn't.  But that's a separate argument from crusaders against the 'scourge' of obesity.  What the 'scourge' of obesity crusade ultimately translates to is I have to pay a fucking sugar tax when I buy a coke.

So no thank you.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 08, 2012 06:24 AM (FkKjr)

234 So why are we hearing about the new underwear bomber now? 

"Squirrel!"


Posted by: Jimbo (SMOD 2012's biggest fan) at May 08, 2012 06:24 AM (O3R/2)

235 How did Obama ever get in?

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 08, 2012 10:00 AM (AzwZn)



Run in a state that is stupid, corrupt and would vote for a Democrat no matter how shitty he is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2012 06:32 AM (1Jaio)

236 No, there is no merit. How much people eat is none of your business. Absolutely none.

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Chill, dude.  I didn't say I advocated intervention.  I just said it was definitely a problem.  And it's not coming, it's here. 

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2012 06:33 AM (OpijJ)

237

Obesity?

 

I  blame  the  development  of   video  games  with  a  sharp  drop  off  in  outdoor  activity  for  kids;  how  many  spend  much  time   outside  playing  now?   Just  look  at  the  collapse  in  the  sale  of  kids  bicycles;  when  I  was  a  kid  in  the  1960's  we  spent  nearly  every  daylight  hour  in  the  summer  playing,  building  forts  and  riding  miles  on  our  bikes,  not  sitting  on  the  couch  with  an  x-box  babysitter.   For   adults  it  corresponds  with  the  drop  in  adult  smoking.  Half   of  my  parents'  generation  smoked  and  it's  a  proven  appetite  suppressant.  

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 08, 2012 06:38 AM (6BgmB)

238 Obesity?  I blame Anthropogenic Climate Change.  It's too hot for the kids to play outside and run around.

Posted by: Al Gore at May 08, 2012 06:40 AM (O3R/2)

239 14 How the hell do you water down tobacco?

I take it it was adulterated?

Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 06:58 AM (CP+yl)***


During the Tobacco Wars in KY, my great-grandfather's brothers poured water on his tobacco while it was in the press, ruining it, because he wasn't standing with them, refusing to sell to the tobacco monopoly.  I believe at least one gun was fired at said brothers.  More to the point, I suppose the water ruined the cure and made the tobacco susceptible to mold and rot, but that's just surmise on my part.

Posted by: Kerry at May 08, 2012 06:53 AM (a/VXa)

240 @240 given our culture's obsession with dieting and mocking fat people, I fail to see what more can be done for this 'problem.'

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 08, 2012 07:01 AM (gvWL9)

241
If Obama is reelected the government will control what we eat because all of us will be eating from government run soup lines.

Anyways, my theory on obesity:

We're seeing the first generation of kids raised after the microwave became ubiquitous.

We bought a new microwave that broke in about six months. Since it was still under warranty, we got it fixed.

Our food consumption was altered drastically during the eight days it was in the shop.
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That was from the THC thread, where someone else mentioned the role of video games:

I blame the development of video games with a sharp drop off in outdoor activity for kids; how many spend much time outside playing now? Just look at the collapse in the sale of kids bicycles; when I was a kid in the 1960's we spent nearly every daylight hour in the summer playing, building forts and riding miles on our bikes, not sitting on the couch with an x-box babysitter.

I was a chubby kid but I did spend lots of time outside playing games. My brother spent more time reading books and was far more obese. Lots smarter than me in terms of literature, though.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at May 08, 2012 12:44 PM (7+pP9)

242 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of miserable failure.

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