June 15, 2012

Top Headline Comments 6-15-12
— Gabriel Malor

Happy Friday.

I got nuthin today. Have a great weekend.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 02:48 AM | Comments (123)
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1 Nothing here, either

Posted by: doo'n fine at June 15, 2012 02:53 AM (+oF3c)

2 Vic will be along shortly

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 15, 2012 02:55 AM (8zb/A)

3 I got plenty of nuthiin and nuthin's plenty fir me

Posted by: doo'n fine at June 15, 2012 02:55 AM (+oF3c)

4

Well this weekend has Father's Day so we got that going for us

Posted by: zeera at June 15, 2012 02:55 AM (XtxRN)

5 I got nuthin today. Have a great weekend.


Sorry folks, I had a rocking chair night. Just woke up. No news this morning.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 02:59 AM (YdQQY)

6 Nothin huh? Mr. Preezy, I've got yo back.

Posted by: wierd flunky at June 15, 2012 02:59 AM (X+nFp)

7 Nuthin all around

Posted by: toby928© at June 15, 2012 02:59 AM (QupBk)

8 Father's Day=Gag gifts, joke cards. (if you're lucky)

Posted by: Case at June 15, 2012 03:01 AM (gyQY/)

9

Campaign reset? Stll nothin!

Posted by: wierd flunky at June 15, 2012 03:01 AM (X+nFp)

10 Nuthin' is ominous sometimes. It makes you wonder if it's the calm before the storm. Of course people occasionally accuse me of paranoia, so take that with a grain of salt.

Posted by: joncelli at June 15, 2012 03:03 AM (708Gm)

11 well, Pres Zero was at a 40k a person fundraiser in NYC last night, so expect the Stephanie Cuttlefish email talking about how the O campaign depends on small donors like YOU.

Posted by: mallfly at June 15, 2012 03:04 AM (NI3M5)

12 Drudge has a pic of Sarah Jessica Park Your Horse over There and Mrs Pres. Check out the look on Michelle's face.

Posted by: mallfly at June 15, 2012 03:06 AM (NI3M5)

13 "We have to pass the bill to see what's in it." Insanely unlimited power given to ration board in Obamacare. No one noticed.... http://tinyurl.com/7efm37a

Posted by: Hopped up on Something at June 15, 2012 03:07 AM (c88DN)

14 also Drudge: Military takeover in Egypt? Obama prepared to lead as soon as England and France decide what to do?

Posted by: mallfly at June 15, 2012 03:08 AM (NI3M5)

15

also via Drudge: "Greece's rundown state hospitals are cutting off vital drugs, limiting non-urgent operations and rationing even basic medical materials for exhausted doctors as a combination of economic crisis and political stalemate strangle health funding."

We need to be more like the Euros, their health care system is less expensive...

Posted by: mallfly at June 15, 2012 03:10 AM (NI3M5)

16

No gnus is good gnus.

I like the link in the sidebar re Obama's new ideas to fix the economy.  Alas - he does have ideas, just none of them are good.

Posted by: Reactionary at June 15, 2012 03:11 AM (xUM1Q)

17 Spent the most excruciating evening last night. What a tedious bore the President is, and his wife?  Please! Her shoulders look like they belong on a Cornhusker fullback, or so I'm told.  I don't really know what a fullback is.  Or a Cornhusker, for that matter.  I need a drink.

Posted by: Anna Wintour at June 15, 2012 03:12 AM (gWLRb)

18 You'll get nuthin and like it!

Posted by: VwZao at June 15, 2012 03:12 AM (vWZa0)

19 Military takeover in Egypt? Obama prepared to lead as soon as England and France decide what to do?

Posted by: mallfly at June 15, 2012 07:08 AM (NI3M5)

 

 

 

Let's hope this comes to pass.  A military take over in Egypt would be a thousand times better than whatever abortion their "democratic elections" would puke up.  All muz nations should live under military dictatorships - preferably brutal ones - for the good of everyone else.  Let them fight and kill each other to their hearts content.  Maybe one day they'll manage to do it faster than their attrociously high replacement rate, and we can finally start to make some progress toward a more peaceful world.

Posted by: Reactionary at June 15, 2012 03:14 AM (xUM1Q)

20 Military takeover in Egypt? Obama prepared to lead as soon as England and France decide what to do?Military takeover in Egypt? Obama prepared to lead as soon as England and France decide what to do?

Well, at least they won't have to deal with tourists and their annoying paper confetti.

Posted by: pep at June 15, 2012 03:14 AM (YXmuI)

21 Anybody use one of those online deals where you get people in India to do a job for 10 cents an hour?  I need an Anders brief for the First Circuit by Monday at midnight, and I really don't have the Eye of the Tiger.  I also sense that once I start working on it, I may Lose the Will to Live.

Posted by: Matt in Maine at June 15, 2012 03:15 AM (gWLRb)

22

also, the Norks are still fishing for a title worthy of their new Dear Leader. The writing style remains the same:

:The dear respected Kim Jong Un made public a treatise titled "The Great Comrade Kim Il Sung Is the Eternal Leader of Our Party and People" on April 20 to mark the centenary of the birth of President Kim Il Sung."

click my name for the link.

Posted by: mallfly at June 15, 2012 03:15 AM (NI3M5)

23 What do you call a vegan chick who likes to get high on bath salts? World's Cheapest Lawnmower.

Posted by: Nothing To Fear But An Uneven Cut at June 15, 2012 03:18 AM (HINxj)

24 Morning all,

The snark is strong with this one:

http://tinyurl.com/6t9pke7

Check it out before ABC pulls it.

Posted by: Dave C at June 15, 2012 03:19 AM (bDdWT)

25 @13 WTF nobody noticed? Lots of people did. Remember death panels? Oh yeah stoopid Sarah Palin.

Posted by: blaster at June 15, 2012 03:19 AM (HR5x9)

26

This is all I got -

 

Today marks the anniversary of the movies' first "scandal" in 1896, as the Edison studio releases The Kiss (also known as The May Irwin Kiss, The Rice-Irwin Kiss or The Widow Jones - titles were very literal in those days).

 

The film consists of a kiss (obviously), the highlight of the last act of the musical The Widow Jones, where she (May Irwin) agrees to marry him (Edwin Rice).  The kiss itself - horribly mannered and utterly ludicrous to modern viewers - was slightly risque on stage; blown up larger than life-size and shown on screen, it was highly scandalous.

 

You can find it on YouTube.

 

Here's a little chaser - at the wedding of Douglas Fairbanks, Jr. to Joan Crawford, the outrageously alcoholic and omnisexual actress Tallulah Bankhead cornered the bride and leered, "Darling, you're husband is absolutely divine!  I've had him already, and you're next!" 

 

And as a sidenote to that, persistent underground rumor was that Crawford was madly in lust with Marilyn Monroe, finally managing to drag her to bed one night.  According to the story, Marilyn - who was strictly dickly - hated every moment of it, later saying that Crawford wanted her to do "things no woman should ever do to another.

 

Sorry if that's not much.  That's the way it is.  Have a wonderful weekend, Morons.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at June 15, 2012 03:26 AM (zF6Iw)

27 Morons, on this day in History in 1215 King John was forced to sign and seal the Magna Carter, in 1775 George Washington was appointed head of the Army, and in 1992 Dan Quayle misspelled potato which led to weeks of recriminations in the press. 

Of course, per the MFM that was the end of the earth. Today a Democrat AG can violate US law at will, be party to accessory to mude, perjury, and all around assholery and he press snoozes. indeed, the President can be a member of a communist party satellite organization and they remain silent.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 03:26 AM (YdQQY)

28 Hilarious job by a lot of fellow morons in ridiculing an infestation of trolls, concern and otherwise, at Weasel Zippers whining about Romney's bus honking away at the JEF's imbecilic content-free speech at Tri-C in Cleveland yesterday.  The response was so over the top that the ignorant cocksuckers have signaled that team Romney should continue to do this since this offended their sense that the Indonesian needs to be treated like a retarded child.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 15, 2012 03:28 AM (bDMB8)

29 CNN has this question: "Going to the dogs: When do presidents trot out the first pooch? " –

http://
bit.ly/LpzmIO

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Several culinary answers come to mind.

Posted by: mama winger at June 15, 2012 03:28 AM (P6QsQ)

30 accessory to mude????


OK, need more coffee, that is supposed to be murder

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 03:29 AM (YdQQY)

31 re: 27: but when it came out that Tony Blair (Brit PM in those days) didn't know how to spell "tomorrow"... oh, he was writing in a hurry. Another example of the Biden Pass.

Posted by: mallfly at June 15, 2012 03:30 AM (NI3M5)

32

Yeesh.  Sorry for all the typos.

 

Looks like I better go back to sniffing glue.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at June 15, 2012 03:30 AM (zF6Iw)

33 Morning all. 2 more days and I'm out of here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2012 03:31 AM (05RcU)

34

President Barack Obama soaked in the support — and the campaign cash — of Manhattan's elite entertainers Thursday as his re-election team sought to fill its fundraising coffers. Speaking in a dimly lighted, art-filled room, Obama told supporters they would play a critical role in an election that would determine a vision for the nation's future.

"You're the tie-breaker," he said. "You're the ultimate arbiter of which direction this country goes."


http://bit.ly/L0sV2B

Posted by: mama winger at June 15, 2012 03:31 AM (P6QsQ)

35 If the Hollywood Elite is the ultimate arbiter of which direction this country goes, then we are well and truly doomed.

Posted by: mama winger at June 15, 2012 03:32 AM (P6QsQ)

36 I'm sure potato is spelled potatoe in one of the 57 states.

Posted by: Case at June 15, 2012 03:32 AM (gyQY/)

37 Morning all. 2 more days and I'm out of here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2012 07:31 AM (05RcU)


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Where you be headed?

Posted by: mama winger at June 15, 2012 03:33 AM (P6QsQ)

38 "You're the tie-breaker," he said. "You're the ultimate arbiter of which direction this country goes." http://bit.ly/L0sV2B Posted by: mama winger at June 15, 2012 07:31 AM (P6QsQ) Over my dead body

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2012 03:34 AM (05RcU)

39 Where you be headed? Posted by: mama winger at June 15, 2012 07:33 AM (P6QsQ) Miramar Marine Air in CA for a few weeks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2012 03:34 AM (05RcU)

40 40 states, motherfucker.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at June 15, 2012 03:36 AM (I2LwF)

41 Ok morons. I need father's day help. What would you like to receive for father's day if someone had $100 to spend on you? Thanks!

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 15, 2012 03:37 AM (fYOZx)

42 In under-reported news, R. Allen Stanford (D) was sentenced to 110 years in prison yesterday for his ponzi scheme.

Posted by: Ed Anger Issues at June 15, 2012 03:38 AM (7+pP9)

43 41 Ok morons. I need father's day help. What would you like to receive for father's day if someone had $100 to spend on you? Thanks! Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 15, 2012 07:37 AM (fYOZx) 5 $20 bills in a white envelope.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2012 03:38 AM (05RcU)

44 Van Jones‘ Organization Cuts Ad Blaming Conservative Group For Trayvon Martin’s Death.


http://bit.ly/L0sV2B


Read the transcript of the ad.  They say companies like Johnson and Johnson are

" attacking the rights of black folks, latinos, and workers in states across the country..... spread the shoot first law that protected Trayvon MartinÂ’s killer and laws that suppress the black vote."

Posted by: mama winger at June 15, 2012 03:39 AM (P6QsQ)

45 A thrift store near me has a vintage Intellivision for $100, but that's just me.

Posted by: nickless at June 15, 2012 03:40 AM (MMC8r)

46 Today's celebrity birthdays: Edvard Grieg Sam Giancana Yuri Andropov Mario Cuomo Waylon Jennings Ward Connerly Harry Nilsson Jim Varney Jim Belushi Julie Hagerty Robin Curtis Lance Parrish Wade Boggs Helen Hunt Courteney Cox O'Shea Jackson (a.k.a. Ice Cube) Leah Remini Neil Patrick Harris

Posted by: Gran at June 15, 2012 03:41 AM (p8FXV)

47 $100? A down payment on one of those really good hookers? I don't know. Maybe some socks and a button-down shirt.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at June 15, 2012 03:42 AM (I2LwF)

48

Got a bit of news here in increasingly red (in a good way) Michigan.  Some vile leftist scrunt was blathering on in the legislature about how vital it is to abort babies after 20 weeks.  Those opposing her views raised objections, as one might normally expect in a system where there is more than 1 party. 

 

The little shrew, out of ideas for defending the indefensible, replied "Finally, Mr. Speaker, I'm flattered that you're all so interested in my vagina, but 'no' means 'no.'"

 

This smart-ass and mildly vulgar commentary earner her a well deserved censure.  So, of course, today it's being reported on the news that she was silenced for saying the word "vagina."  Obviously this is not the case - she's censured for personalizing, in a vulgar and suggestive way, a public policy issue - while linking the ideas of her opposition to rape.  But now it's going to be part of the war on women meme. 

 

I  know we're not supposed to be angry here any more, but this kind of thing makes my blood boil.  19th Amendment = Fail.

 

I will admit this much though - the abortion lovers are starting to win me over.  After all, I doubt many babies of conservatives share that fate.  A small part of me says "let them kill themselves off."



 

Posted by: Reactionary at June 15, 2012 03:43 AM (xUM1Q)

49 when in doubt, a $100 gift card is a pretty good option. Would be for me, anyway. Or 97 dollar bills wrapped around a bottle of Georgi.

Posted by: mallfly at June 15, 2012 03:43 AM (NI3M5)

50

 Ok morons. I need father's day help. What would you like to receive for father's day if someone had $100 to spend on you? Thanks!
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 15, 2012 07:37 AM (fYOZx)
<<<<<

 

$100 in cash and a beejer.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 15, 2012 03:43 AM (jCyfP)

51 Today's celebrity deaths: James K. Polk Victor French John Connally Ella Fitzgerald Hume Cronyn Stan Winston RIP.

Posted by: Gran at June 15, 2012 03:44 AM (p8FXV)

52 I would like the $100 in ones.  Also, I will be at the "club" all night.

Posted by: Case at June 15, 2012 03:44 AM (gyQY/)

53 Ok morons. I need father's day help. What would you like to receive for father's day if someone had $100 to spend on you? Thanks!

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 15, 2012 07:37 AM (fYOZx)

Guitarport from Line6!

Posted by: zeera at June 15, 2012 03:44 AM (XtxRN)

54

Ok morons. I need father's day help. What would you like to receive for father's day if someone had $100 to spend on you? Thanks!
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 15, 2012 07:37 AM (fYOZx)

 

 

 

Ammo.

Of course, I'm not actually a father.  If I were, I think a better present would be a day of beer, steak, blowjob, and NO KIDS MAKING NOISE. 

Posted by: Reactionary at June 15, 2012 03:45 AM (xUM1Q)

55 Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 15, 2012 03:46 AM (CP+yl)

56 Ya know I am always amazed that politicians, mostly dems, think that hanging out with snotty rich famous people plays well with most of America? Freaken idiots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2012 03:47 AM (05RcU)

57 >>>>44 Van Jones‘ Organization Cuts Ad Blaming Conservative Group For Trayvon Martin’s Death.


Can he eventually be sued like Al Sharpton was over Tawana Brawley?

Posted by: Dave C at June 15, 2012 03:47 AM (bDdWT)

58 >>Ok morons. I need father's day help. What would you like to receive for father's day if someone had $100 to spend on you? Thanks!
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 15, 2012 07:37 AM (fYOZx)

Does he like to grill much?



Posted by: Dave C at June 15, 2012 03:48 AM (bDdWT)

59 OBAMA HAS 'RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY'

Former Tennessee Sen. Fred Thompson says President Barack Obama no longer has anything to offer the American people except a rewrite of history, which has put his re-election campaign “between a rock and hard place.”   “For the last three-and-a-half years, he has been demonstrating he doesnÂ’t understand the economy and what to do about it,” Thompson told Fox NewsÂ’ Greta Van Susteren Thursday night. “They came in very convinced that Keynesian economics would bail them out. They were very brash about what they thought the unemployment percentage would be, after their policies were instituted.   “Dead wrong about that — dead wrong about the effect of the stimulus . . . So now, they can only resort -- he can only resort – to going back,” Thompson said. “And the reason he stumbled so much lately is because he is looking backwards all the time — thatÂ’s his strategy, apparently.”

By Greg McDonald
Newsmax.com
Fri. 15 June

Posted by: Fred Thompson Approves This Message at June 15, 2012 03:49 AM (BAnPT)

60 Obama up 25 in key swing state Vermont. Face it guys, it's over for us.....

Posted by: Grug at June 15, 2012 03:49 AM (YDJnA)

61 Vic, rolls his rrrrs.


Ight out the doo.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 15, 2012 03:49 AM (CP+yl)

62 A thrift store near me has a vintage Intellivision for $100, but that's just me.

Posted by: nickless at June 15, 2012 07:40 AM (MMC8r)



I have one of those sitting on the top shelf of my closet collecting dust.  As far as I know it still works.  I wonder if I should break it out, dust it off, and put it up on e-bay. 


I also ave one of the old RCA video disk player with a stack of disks.  Wonder about that too.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 03:50 AM (YdQQY)

63 "Ok morons. I need father's day help. What would you like to receive for father's day if someone had $100 to spend on you?"

$20 - case of Rolling Rock, cold
$10  - good CAO Brazilian cigar
$25 - donation to Marine Corps Scholarship Foundation in honor of MY dad
$45 - get  your nails done, take in some chic flick...entertain yourself

4 hours by the pool at my party-for-one, PRICELESS.

Posted by: David Duke at June 15, 2012 03:51 AM (Sy49L)

64 Does he like to grill much? Posted by: Dave C at June 15, 2012 07:48 AM (bDdWT) What guy doesn't? Ya go outside and leave thes womens and kids type inside. Ya got a cold bruski in one hand and your tasting the charcoaled flavored fat piece your wife doesn't let you eats normally.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2012 03:51 AM (05RcU)

65 #54

and NO KIDS MAKING NOISE.

Short of doping the rug rats up on Xanax, and cheap booze, I don't think that's possible...for any price. I've got a houseful that manage to sound like an angry riot just sitting around being 'quiet'.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 15, 2012 03:52 AM (L7hol)

66 Also, would this be too much to ask for on Father's Day?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPUEuClbaFc

Posted by: Dave C at June 15, 2012 03:52 AM (bDdWT)

67 NOW he's throwing away aitches.

Vic, are you Scottish or Cockney?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 15, 2012 03:52 AM (CP+yl)

68 Big wins for Barky yesterday: scored the coveted Slattern Endorsement from Sandra Fluke and wooed and won the crucial Oater Voter Endorsenent in BYC. He's unstoppable, I tell you! Unstoppable!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 15, 2012 03:55 AM (iO3BG)

69 Making the guy cook on Father's Day is uncool.

Posted by: Case at June 15, 2012 03:55 AM (gyQY/)

70 Making the guy cook on Father's Day is uncool. Posted by: Case at June 15, 2012 07:55 AM (gyQY/) Burning up a little road kill ain't really cooking

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2012 03:57 AM (05RcU)

71 I had nuthin.  I gave it away to some imaginary beings on the internet.  I am the richer for it.

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at June 15, 2012 03:58 AM (HNn1q)

72 @25 Palin rightly pointed out the death panel aspect--Nobody noticed that if Congress doesn't expunge the position in the 7 month window in 2017 the board issues its own laws, writes its own budget and in practice becomes more than a 4th independent branch of government; It has absolute power with no restrictions in perpetuity.

Posted by: Hopped up on Something at June 15, 2012 04:00 AM (c88DN)

73 Not that you would go their, but over at the Daily KOSsack, Treyvon Martin's father has a message for Father's Day. Cause he is such a great dad. Knowing where is son is and what he is up to and all. And looking for him, several yards from the house, when the police were there all night and he couldn't find his son. A. Great. Dad.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 15, 2012 04:00 AM (Dnbau)

74 Obama Forgets to Pay ‘Responsible Father’s’ Lunch Tab

By Marti Lotman, Thurs. 14 Jun 2012, Newsmax.com


[While discussing "what it means to be a father"] President Barack Obama’s new “Fatherhood Buzz” initiative to inspire responsible fathers has taken an ironic twist as the commander in chief forgot to pay for his meal after a kick off lunch, reports ABC News. The president had a lunch that consisted of pork ribs, collard greens, red beans and rice, and cornbread, with two active duty Army men and two local barbers at Kenny’s BBQ on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C.

Posted by: Kenny's BBQ Capitol Hill, D.C. private sector at June 15, 2012 04:00 AM (BAnPT)

75 I will say again Quayle got the spelling wrong because he was looking at how it was spelled on the word list given to him.  Who prepared the list?  The teacher.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at June 15, 2012 04:02 AM (vXucy)

76

I hold with the Adam Carolla philosophy:  "If I can touch them, they are real."

Posted by: Truman North at June 15, 2012 04:02 AM (I2LwF)

77 I hold with the Adam Carolla philosophy: "If I can touch them, they are real." Posted by: Truman North at June 15, 2012 08:02 AM (I2LwF) That's Deep.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 15, 2012 04:04 AM (9TTOe)

78 Irony alert:  Photo ID required to attend Obama's speech.  bit.ly/M9CRTf

Posted by: Truman North at June 15, 2012 04:05 AM (I2LwF)

79 Yea! for the Magna Carta.  Two of the guarantors of the people's rights were my great^x-grandfathers.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at June 15, 2012 04:05 AM (vXucy)

80 Short of doping the rug rats up on Xanax, and cheap booze, I don't think that's possible...for any price. I've got a houseful that manage to sound like an angry riot just sitting around being 'quiet'.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 15, 2012 07:52 AM (L7hol)

 

 

 

Sounds like they need a liberal application of The Belt.  Short term some extra noise from the fear-screams and the crying, but shortly thereafter keeping the peace will be easier.  My dad always had good success on the rare occasions when he had to use it.

Of course, temporary banishment is fine, too. 

Posted by: Reactionary at June 15, 2012 04:07 AM (xUM1Q)

81 "You're the tie-breaker," he said. "You're the ultimate arbiter of which direction this country goes."

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What exactly will "Manhatten's elite entertainers" be able to magically do to steer the U.S.S. America?  Pretty presumptuous, aren't we there, Sparky?  Unfortunately, every asshole that was in that room truly believes in their own awesomeness and ability to change the direction of the country to his favor.  Big-headed we much??

Posted by: McFuckstick, B. at June 15, 2012 04:08 AM (vOMX+)

82 /sock!

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2012 04:08 AM (vOMX+)

83 Kudlow: Warning Signs of Global Recession Are Everywhere
Is it possible that we are already in a global recession but just don t know it yet? And is the U.S. itself -- still the epicenter of the world economy -- standing on the front edge of another recession? I sincerely hope IÂ’m wrong. But warning signs are everywhere.

"A Global Recession: The Warning Signs Are Everywhere"
By Larry Kudlow
Thurs. 14 Jun 2012, Newsmax.com

Posted by: since 2008, as timely as the acknowledgement that Obi's Socialist++ at June 15, 2012 04:12 AM (BAnPT)

84

NEW YORK - Facing a tightening presidential race and onslaught of cash from pro-Republican outside groups, President Obama tonight got a boost from some of his loyal allies in the film and fashion industry with an exclusive multimillion dollar campaign fundraiser at the home of actress Sarah Jessica Parker and her husband, actor Matthew Broderick.

A party of 50 donors, each paying $40,000 to attend, gathered around a long table just inside the entryway of Parker's four-story brownstone in the West Village to dine with the president and First Lady Michelle Obama. Spotted at the table were actress Meryl Streep, producer Andy Cohen, designer Michael Kors, "Vogue" editor-and-chief Anna Wintour, and actress Olivia Wilde. (Broderick was not in attendance; the president noted he "had a show to run off to.")



Just remember comrades, Mitt Romney is an out of touch rich guy and Barry is a man of the peoples

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2012 04:15 AM (1Jaio)

85 Who are the goddard punk-ass motherfuckers who do not see we're in a global depression? Oh yeah, the political class.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at June 15, 2012 04:15 AM (I2LwF)

86

"Forgot to pay," my ass.  I'm sure the JEF figured it was on the arm, since Kenny would be so grateful the One deigned to eat at his humble proletarian establishment ("so quaint, isn't it, Anna?  Michelle?").

 

Or he figured he'd stiff the Army guys for the tab.  He doesn't give a fuck about them anyway.

 

I really, really hate that cocksucker.  I've got an Opus X and a bottle of Macallan 20 ready for the moment his coke-snorting butt hits the curb.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at June 15, 2012 04:16 AM (zF6Iw)

87 I told you yesterday morning that Chris Wallace got pulled over while on the air with our local FM because he was driving while on his cellphone. Gateway Pundit has the clip: http://preview.tinyurl.com/c6aryac

Posted by: nickless at June 15, 2012 04:16 AM (MMC8r)

88 Unfortunately, every asshole that was in that room truly believes in their own awesomeness and ability to change the direction of the country to his favor. Big-headed we much??

Posted by: McFuckstick, B. at June 15, 2012 08:08 AM (vOMX+)

 

 

 

Given the impact those vile people have had on our culture - all of it bad - I can't say they're entirely wrong.  They have too much power to shape opinion.  TV shows have people believing that 25% of the population is gay, for pete's sake. 

Posted by: Reactionary at June 15, 2012 04:16 AM (xUM1Q)

89

"We're going to have to fight for it because the American people are tired, they've gone through a very tough economy. They're still having a tough time. And that's why this election is going to be close," Obama said.

"The other side is going to spend $500 million with a very simple message, which is 'You're frustrated, you're disappointed, and it's the fault of the guy in the White House.' And that's an elegant message. It happens to be wrong. But it's crisp. You can fit it on a bumper sticker.



As opposed to Barry's message which is things aren't good and it's all Bush's fault

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2012 04:17 AM (1Jaio)

90 >>Check it out before ABC pulls it.

That was great. 

If Mooch reads it, she'll outlaw Burger King.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 15, 2012 04:19 AM (ZKzrr)

91 I think the '57 states' goof was worse than the potato spelling but the media went wild on Quayle.  That's also when I stopped watching David Letterman.

Posted by: Case at June 15, 2012 04:19 AM (gyQY/)

92 >>You can fit it on a bumper sticker.

Says the guy whose 2008 message was three syllables.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 15, 2012 04:19 AM (ZKzrr)

93

"It is a great, a rare, a very special and I'm assuming a singular treat to welcome you into our home - our radiant, our extraordinary first lady," Parker said motioning to Michelle Obama, who was seated beside her at the head of the table.

"You've done amazing important things these past four yearsÂ…. I very much look forward to the things you're going to accomplish in the next four years," she said of the first lady. Parker then turned to the president, standing a few feet away, saying the crowd was gathered "hopefully and with enormous enthusiasm" for the "beloved current and future president of the United States."



Terrific use of the language there horse face. Nice to know that's she's as dumb as she is ugly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2012 04:20 AM (1Jaio)

94 @92 Bingo!

Posted by: Gran at June 15, 2012 04:21 AM (p8FXV)

95 Not that you would go their, but over at the Daily KOSsack, Treyvon Martin's father has a message for Father's Day.



What an unsurprising choice for those cockwipes.  I guess Jerry Sanducky wasn't available.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 15, 2012 04:23 AM (bDMB8)

96 >>The little shrew, out of ideas for defending the indefensible, replied "Finally, Mr. Speaker, I'm flattered that you're all so interested in my vagina, but 'no' means 'no.'"

Babies don't grown in vaginas.  Remind me again who hates science.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 15, 2012 04:23 AM (ZKzrr)

97 Treyvon Martin's father has a message for Father's Day. Trayvon Martin's father has nothing to teach me about parenting.

Posted by: nickless at June 15, 2012 04:26 AM (MMC8r)

98 Trayvon Martin's father has nothing to teach me about parenting.

Posted by: nickless at June 15, 2012 08:26 AM (MMC8r)



Oh c'mon; nothing says 'parental love' like copyrighting your dead son's name to make a buck off him after your lack of attention contributed to his demise. 

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 15, 2012 04:29 AM (bDMB8)

99 Here's something: http://tinyurl.com/8xacljw (or did we cover that already?). "Birther!" (Donald Sutherland points, opens mouth, and screams....)

Posted by: Thorvald at June 15, 2012 04:30 AM (OhenJ)

100 Death panels? already knew about it. I remember there is also a part of the ACA that says that no part of the bill can be altered or removed by any future congress. WTF? How can they pass a law binding any future congress from changing it? Arrogant Bastiges.

Posted by: charliedoc at June 15, 2012 04:32 AM (y3Ltd)

101 WASHINGTON (AP) — Last summer, gays in the military dared not acknowledge their sexual orientation. This summer, the Pentagon will salute them, marking June as gay pride month just as it has marked other celebrations honoring racial or ethnic groups.

Details are still being worked out, but officials say Defense Secretary Leon Panetta wants to honor the contributions of gay service members.

"Now that we've repealed 'don't ask, don't tell,' he feels it's important to find a way this month to recognize the service and professionalism of gay and lesbian troops," said Navy Capt. John Kirby, a spokesman.


How faaaaaabulous!!!


Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2012 04:35 AM (1Jaio)

102 Details are still being worked out, but officials say Defense Secretary Leon Panetta wants to honor the contributions of gay service members.
"Now
that we've repealed 'don't ask, don't tell,' he feels it's important to
find a way this month to recognize the service and professionalism of
gay and lesbian troops," said Navy Capt. John Kirby, a spokesman.



Patton's body must have set a new grave-spinning RPM record on that bit of dumbfuckery

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 15, 2012 04:40 AM (bDMB8)

103 Heather, we had an awesome fundraiser last night. Half the room was Democrat leaners and I swear he was able to win them over with a speech on conservatism. Man has skills.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at June 15, 2012 04:41 AM (I2LwF)

104 101 Calls for some close-order swanning about.

Posted by: nickless at June 15, 2012 04:44 AM (MMC8r)

105 Patton's body must have set a new grave-spinning RPM record on that bit of dumbfuckery

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 15, 2012 08:40 AM (bDMB

 

 

 

 

Amen.  So, given that we've now entered the "Late Roman Empire" period of extreme cultural decay, which barbarians will overthow us?  My money is on the Mexicans.

Posted by: Reactionary at June 15, 2012 04:45 AM (xUM1Q)

106 >>Half the room was Democrat leaners and I swear he was able to win them over with a speech on conservatism.

That's hawt.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 15, 2012 05:01 AM (ZKzrr)

107 Morning morons. Hope its a great friday.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at June 15, 2012 05:13 AM (5H6zj)

108 What would you like to receive for father's day if someone had $100 to spend on you? --- With me, you can't go wrong with Minor League Hockey Jerseys

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 15, 2012 05:40 AM (gPDxp)

109 Had dinner out with my 15-year-old daughter last night.  She told me she wants to go to college and eventually live in Canada, because she feels the U.S. is screwed.  She despises Obama.  Said if he is reelected she wants us all to leave the country.

Posted by: rockmom at June 15, 2012 05:41 AM (NYnoe)

110 @13: Insanely unlimited power given to ration board in Obamacare. No one noticed....

If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor-

 pfffff, NO I'm not serious. Sucker.


Posted by: Dr. Bombay o'Bamala at June 15, 2012 05:43 AM (ksERZ)

111 @105: So, given that we've now entered the "Late Roman Empire" period of extreme cultural decay, which barbarians will overthow us? My money is on the Mexicans.

Eh, I'd go Brazilians, that crazy bunch of people named after an obaman measure of budgetary spending.

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 15, 2012 05:45 AM (ksERZ)

112 What would you like to receive for father's day if someone had $100 to spend on you?

Bottle of Maker's 46, a big ass Ribeye, and either a nice pork loin or rack o' lamb - surprise me.

Oh- and a salad or something.

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 15, 2012 05:46 AM (ksERZ)

113 Keep those Father's Day ideas coming, guys.  I am at a loss this year.  Mr. Rockmom is in a show this weekend and I won't see him too much until Sunday night after the last show.  We have family coming in for the show so I can't just do the big-ass steak dinner for him.  He has pretty much every tool under the sun. 

Posted by: rockmom at June 15, 2012 05:50 AM (NYnoe)

114 For my bit, I usually just ask to be allowed to go fishing and maybe somebody makes or takes me to a nice dinner.

But ladies; Sex is free and always the best possible way to show your man you love him.

Posted by: typo dynamo at June 15, 2012 06:01 AM (64UiT)

115 dead yet?

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 06:27 AM (YdQQY)

116 Parently

Posted by: typo dynamo at June 15, 2012 06:29 AM (64UiT)

117 "Rumsfeld Says Sea Treaty Would Force US to Share Wealth"http://tinyurl.com/8988k4l

Posted by: pooh at June 15, 2012 08:10 AM (oZfic)

118 Had dinner out with my 15-year-old daughter last night. Shetold me she wants to go to college and eventually live in Canada, because she feels the U.S. is screwed. She despises Obama. Said if he is reelected she wants us all to leave the country. Posted by: rockmom

I'm big on Estonia. They have the entrepreneurial fire that we had back in the 80's. They're big on tech, and their president has some serious balls.

Posted by: Smokey Behr at June 15, 2012 08:35 AM (0ifl+)

119 "Sarah Jessica Parker Mariah Carey Hold NYC Fundraisers For Obama Campaign"  
http://tinyurl.com/77dw8ay (deadline hollywood, but, read the comments, it's obvious the BO campaign has assigned professional commenters to sites like this and I'm not sure the romney campaign has done the same)

Posted by: pooh at June 15, 2012 08:40 AM (oZfic)

120 Today a Democrat AG can violate US law at will, be party to accessory to mude Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 07:26 AM (YdQQY) The cad!

Posted by: Barack Obama's Secret Gay Boyfriend at June 15, 2012 11:03 AM (XvHmy)

121 I'm big on Estonia. They have the entrepreneurial fire that we had back in the 80's. They're big on tech, and their president has some serious balls. Posted by: Smokey Behr at June 15, 2012 12:35 PM (0ifl+) Two big problems with that: 1). They are part of the EU & use the Euro. 2). They are next to Russia, and Putin really wants to rebuild the Soviet empire.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 15, 2012 11:05 AM (XvHmy)

122 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at June 15, 2012 11:51 AM (Xb3hu)

123 Necropost. Emperor be praised!

Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 18, 2012 09:04 PM (OjQYm)

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