October 19, 2012
— Ace It's the DC, and they actually include a surprise face in the mix (and you gotta agree).
I can't say I disagree with any of the picks.
Some real knuckle-magnets here.
No jury in the world would convict you.
The bailiff would buy you a drink on your way out the door.
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Posted by: Lahwrence O'Dahnell at October 19, 2012 01:12 PM (vjyZP)
I would pay money for the priviledge of punching Chrissy Mathews.
But Tucker shouldn't be on that list, imo.
Posted by: wheatie at October 19, 2012 01:13 PM (ipkPX)
Posted by: Shamoo Green at October 19, 2012 01:13 PM (/YJYi)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 19, 2012 01:13 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 19, 2012 01:13 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 19, 2012 01:14 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: ace at October 19, 2012 01:15 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 19, 2012 01:15 PM (6zgse)
I think his face looks so punchable because it's been punched so many times already
Posted by: The Q at October 19, 2012 01:15 PM (B/yDO)
Posted by: The Q at October 19, 2012 01:16 PM (B/yDO)
Posted by: tasker at October 19, 2012 01:16 PM (r2PLg)
I'm not a guy so I don't know what constitutes a knuckle magnet. But the guy with the masks behind him looks like he's ripe for a beatdown.
Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2012 01:16 PM (jm/9g)
Posted by: Pat Fucking Caddell at October 19, 2012 01:17 PM (0muQ0)
I was gonna go with Brazil nut, but okay. Or maybe a sea cucumber.
Posted by: pep at October 19, 2012 01:17 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Larry O'Donnell at October 19, 2012 01:17 PM (BuSM8)
Indeed!
No more a smarmy SOB than that hipster-yuppie.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 19, 2012 01:17 PM (qrpxS)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 19, 2012 01:17 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 19, 2012 01:17 PM (6zgse)
Posted by: Greg's Boss at October 19, 2012 01:17 PM (1Y+hH)
I like the fact that you can comment on each of the subjects in the slideshow.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 19, 2012 01:17 PM (Vh0f5)
This list is totally invalid since it doesn't include Krugman.
Posted by: Uncle Milty at October 19, 2012 01:18 PM (rCL2S)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2012 01:18 PM (+tqYo)
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Toure was nobody six months ago and will be nobody is six months. This is his fifteen minutes. Hardly worth a knuckle scraping.
Posted by: WalrusRex at October 19, 2012 01:18 PM (XUKZU)
11... Tucker does have a punchable face.
This list is sexist. There aren't any women we'd like to punch? Come on, if we're already talking hypothetical felonies, we're going to get squeamish about hittin' a girl?
Posted by: ace at October 19, 2012 05:15 PM (LCRYB)
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Yep. It's sexist.
I would love to punch Katie Couric....right in her smug little smirk.
Posted by: wheatie at October 19, 2012 01:18 PM (ipkPX)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 19, 2012 01:18 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 19, 2012 01:18 PM (AREf/)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 19, 2012 01:18 PM (6zgse)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 19, 2012 01:19 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2012 01:19 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: tasker at October 19, 2012 01:19 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 19, 2012 01:19 PM (bg/Pg)
Posted by: GatorGirl at October 19, 2012 01:19 PM (Oe0Tl)
Or as I like to say: "I call him Wiggle cause he's such a little worm".
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 19, 2012 01:20 PM (Vh0f5)
If the punching were done not with a 1st or 2nd arm but with a 3rd leg
Posted by: The Q at October 19, 2012 05:14 PM (B/yDO)
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Or in the form of donkey
Posted by: Uncle Milty at October 19, 2012 01:20 PM (rCL2S)
This list is sexist. There aren't any women we'd like to punch? Come on, if we're already talking hypothetical felonies, we're going to get squeamish about hittin' a girl?
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I'd hit Kate Upton. (Am I missing something here?)
Posted by: Soona at October 19, 2012 01:20 PM (3zJEz)
I want to punch the person who made the web site so painful to use.
Also, how can John Stuart and Stephen Colbert not be in this list?
Posted by: doug at October 19, 2012 01:20 PM (jCwj+)
Posted by: Keefums at October 19, 2012 01:20 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2012 01:20 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: Redd at October 19, 2012 01:20 PM (RoEtU)
No Rev. Not-So-Sharpton? This news alone should be trumpeted when it comes out. I'd hope it would sink him forever, but that could be wishful thinking.
"Judge Says Zimmerman's Lawyer is Entitled to Traytable's School Records"
Posted by: RushBabe, Kratos Liberation Front at October 19, 2012 01:20 PM (tQHzJ)
There, I feel better. Oh, and by the way, the list is waaay too short.
Posted by: Not and Artist at October 19, 2012 01:20 PM (uRumV)
Posted by: tasker at October 19, 2012 01:20 PM (r2PLg)
"Where's Rachel Maddow?"
"You aren't supposed to punch a girl."
"So, where's Rachel Maddow?"
Posted by: Al at October 19, 2012 01:20 PM (MzQOZ)
35 I always wanted to bowl with Robert Reich. Literally.
I think they outlawed dwarf-tossing, though.
Posted by: wheatie at October 19, 2012 01:21 PM (ipkPX)
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2012 01:21 PM (fsLdt)
Posted by: toby928© denouces himself so you don't have to at October 19, 2012 01:21 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 19, 2012 05:18 PM (QupBk)
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Control and proper spin may be an issue as it is unlikely your thumb will fit in his little ear.
Posted by: Meremortal, knockin' em down at October 19, 2012 01:21 PM (1Y+hH)
From Fox - all the Fox & Friends, Hannity, Bolling, and Beckel.
Posted by: The Q at October 19, 2012 01:21 PM (B/yDO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2012 01:21 PM (BAS5M)
That would be TOSS ROBERT REICH but they made that illegal in most places now.
Much to the anger of the little people who were making money of it.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 19, 2012 01:21 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: Draft-dodging Lawrence O'Donnell the Draft Dodger Who Dodged the Draft at October 19, 2012 01:21 PM (ggRof)
#1- Keith (wish I had a job) Olberman
#2?
Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 19, 2012 01:22 PM (AREf/)
OT but she was behind Romney at the Smith dinner, and cracked up at all of his jokes. She knows which way the wind is blowing.
Whore.
Posted by: pep at October 19, 2012 01:22 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Redd at October 19, 2012 01:22 PM (RoEtU)
Posted by: Uncle Milty at October 19, 2012 01:22 PM (rCL2S)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2012 01:22 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: tasker at October 19, 2012 01:23 PM (r2PLg)
I can't think of one off the bat. Maddow, I guess, but she seems so smiley and shit that I'd feel bad about it. Yeah, she's a smug scrunt, but still. I get a vibe from her that if you happened to meet her somewhere she'd be pretty nice. I don't know.
Soledad O'Brien! Hey, there's one! I'd punch the black right out of her!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 19, 2012 01:23 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 19, 2012 01:23 PM (qrpxS)
Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 19, 2012 05:19 PM (AREf/)
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Steel cage match between Whoopi and Joy! Certainly the Behar is no match for Goldberg's notorious flying dropkick. My money's on Caryn Johnson.
Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2012 01:23 PM (jm/9g)
Robert Gibbs?
Whoopi?
Hannity?
Mika and Joe?
Stephy?
Should've made a top 50 list.
Posted by: Seem like it at October 19, 2012 05:20 PM (QqBjk)
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Bill O'Reilly!!
Posted by: Soona at October 19, 2012 01:23 PM (3zJEz)
Posted by: DanInMN at October 19, 2012 01:23 PM (XqeyF)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2012 01:23 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 01:23 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: toby928© denouces himself so you don't have to at October 19, 2012 01:24 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 19, 2012 01:24 PM (bg/Pg)
71 Shep Smith.
I win.
Oh yeah, tasker.
Sheppie deserves to be on there...much more than Tucker Carlson.
Posted by: wheatie at October 19, 2012 01:24 PM (ipkPX)
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2012 01:24 PM (vm7ot)
Posted by: The Q at October 19, 2012 01:25 PM (B/yDO)
Posted by: irright at October 19, 2012 01:25 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Meremortal, kickin' and punchin' at October 19, 2012 01:25 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2012 01:25 PM (uTSSt)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 01:25 PM (aHR5E)
The rest, being whiny little bitches, are only worthy of a bitch-slap or a pimp-slap
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at October 19, 2012 01:26 PM (MAhUT)
Posted by: tasker at October 19, 2012 01:26 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 19, 2012 01:26 PM (bg/Pg)
Posted by: toby928© denouces himself so you don't have to at October 19, 2012 01:26 PM (QupBk)
I think we can all agree that the list should have been more than 10.
Posted by: Uncle Milty at October 19, 2012 01:26 PM (rCL2S)
Has anyone else noticed ace's nic?
Little CRY B/b]abies?
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 19, 2012 01:26 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 19, 2012 01:26 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2012 01:26 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: ace at October 19, 2012 01:26 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 01:26 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: Smilin' Joe Biden at October 19, 2012 01:27 PM (B/yDO)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 19, 2012 01:27 PM (6zgse)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2012 01:27 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2012 05:25 PM (uTSSt)
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No there's a candidate to be donkey punched
Posted by: Uncle Milty at October 19, 2012 01:27 PM (rCL2S)
Two words.
Eleanor. Clift.
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 05:25 PM
Eleanor just pathetic but she's not mean.
Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar vie for top slot(slit) for being mean, racist, sexist and obnoxious.
And that's before they even open their mouths
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 19, 2012 01:28 PM (Vh0f5)
I win.
Posted by: tasker at October 19, 2012 05:22 PM (r2PLg)
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You can sock Shep right between the eyes, with both fists.
Posted by: Craig Poe at October 19, 2012 01:28 PM (BVkEs)
Does AlGore still get secret service protection?
I know that ex-Presidents get protection for life, right?
But what about VP's?
Posted by: wheatie at October 19, 2012 01:28 PM (ipkPX)
Posted by: Not and Artist at October 19, 2012 01:28 PM (uRumV)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 19, 2012 01:28 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Meremortal, ticklin' at October 19, 2012 01:28 PM (1Y+hH)
Lawrence PWNED him!
Posted by: greg at October 19, 2012 01:28 PM (/Aauo)
Posted by: tasker at October 19, 2012 01:28 PM (r2PLg)
OW! Why'd you punch me?
Posted by: Jon Liebowitz at October 19, 2012 01:28 PM (B/yDO)
29This list is totally invalid since it doesn't include Krugman.
I agree, in fact I had to go see a doctor and get heart medication after seeing that over-inflated gas bag wasn't included in this list.
Posted by: AdamPM at October 19, 2012 01:29 PM (x61Z7)
Posted by: Soona at October 19, 2012 01:29 PM (3zJEz)
No Soledad O'Brien? Barbara Walters? Diane Sawyer? They each deserve to be on the list...
Posted by: the Butcher at October 19, 2012 01:29 PM (8g9qq)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 01:29 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 19, 2012 01:29 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2012 01:29 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: Al at October 19, 2012 01:29 PM (MzQOZ)
Colbert's problem is that he hasn't had his ass kicked. That's the problem with most of these guys.
At some point in a young man's life you need to have your attitude calibrated. It's like a rite of passage.
Always getting away with being a smug asshole is what leads people to be like this.
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2012 01:29 PM (fsLdt)
Posted by: mallfly at October 19, 2012 01:30 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: soothie at October 19, 2012 01:30 PM (8g+yb)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 19, 2012 05:26 PM (9+ccr)
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Trandrea Mitchell doesn't need a punch. Just put her under a heat lamp long enough to melt the wax that covers the armature that was built to approximate a human face.
Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2012 01:30 PM (jm/9g)
Posted by: The Q at October 19, 2012 01:30 PM (B/yDO)
Posted by: tasker at October 19, 2012 01:30 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: pep at October 19, 2012 01:30 PM (6TB1Z)
I mentioned Soledad above. Be careful to avoid the earpiece. Those things can break a knuckle!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 19, 2012 01:31 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: tasker at October 19, 2012 01:31 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2012 01:31 PM (2b4yb)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 19, 2012 01:31 PM (GX2fm)
Rachel Maddow's face is shaped like a cashew. It looks like a big old fist would just fit snugly into its contours, like it was made for punchin'. Her dumb face would *surround* your face like pillows at a five star hotel.
Posted by: ace at October 19, 2012 05:15 PM (LCRYB)
This is what I come here for! Even at the risk of my job. :-) I am sitting here quivering, snorting, and choking with laughter, trying with all my might not to be overheard by my co-workers. If I asphyxiate or get fired, it's your fault, ace!
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 19, 2012 01:31 PM (9wOfB)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 01:32 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 19, 2012 01:32 PM (Vh0f5)
Taking shots at Mitt's religion for one, another being she was on O'Reilly a couple years ago pushing the islamophobia bullshit. O'Reilly mentioned that the Jewish hate crime rate is 4 times higher than muslims and she says "I'm sure someone thinks that". He mentions that its a DOJ report and she says "You may think that".
Really, if I saw her on the street, it'd be tough to restrain myself.
Posted by: Adam at October 19, 2012 01:32 PM (/YJYi)
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2012 01:32 PM (hX8cq)
If I grabbed O'Donnell's generous flappy wattle with my left hand and pulled him towards me while rotating my hips and driving an overhand right into his suckhole, I think I could push his brainstem out through the back of his neck.
Or maybe not. He's probably expecting that, having grown up in the paht of Bahstun that he did.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 19, 2012 01:32 PM (wrrFE)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 19, 2012 01:32 PM (wR+pz)
In addition to Kruggers, how did fat fuck Frum not get included. And did they omit Rocky Maddow when she was sporting the Harry Potter look?
Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at October 19, 2012 01:32 PM (cFluA)
Sorry, assumes facts not in evidence.
And as to the dead Luis Rukeyser, I applaud your ability to carry a grudge.
Posted by: pep at October 19, 2012 01:32 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Michael Buffer at October 19, 2012 01:33 PM (P8oOy)
Posted by: Charles 'No Bike Seat" Johnson at October 19, 2012 01:33 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: Interested Party at October 19, 2012 01:33 PM (7FBBF)
Posted by: pep at October 19, 2012 05:30 PM (6TB1Z)
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No, you are absolutely right. I think a good whack up-side the head would do them both wonders.
Posted by: Not and Artist at October 19, 2012 01:33 PM (uRumV)
And yeah, O'Donnell looks like an old lesbian.
Posted by: Anne B. at October 19, 2012 01:33 PM (AGUDW)
Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2012 01:34 PM (uTSSt)
Great movie, The Presidio. I love that scene and look for it when the movie pops up from time to time.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 19, 2012 01:34 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2012 01:34 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 19, 2012 01:34 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: toby928© denouces himself so you don't have to at October 19, 2012 01:34 PM (QupBk)
Romney and Ryan both look like they could take a decent punch.
I would be afraid of hitting Moochelle... all those big teeth and the sheer size of her head could end up hurting one's fist.
Posted by: Seem like it at October 19, 2012 01:34 PM (QqBjk)
Posted by: Michael Buffer at October 19, 2012 05:33 PM (P8oOy)
Really?
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 19, 2012 01:34 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 01:34 PM (aHR5E)
Backpfeifengesicht: A face in need of a fist, or a face that needs slapping.
http://tinyurl.com/bpgscht
Link is to cracked.com.
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 19, 2012 01:34 PM (9wOfB)
Posted by: soothie at October 19, 2012 01:34 PM (8g+yb)
Posted by: tasker at October 19, 2012 01:35 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 19, 2012 01:35 PM (bg/Pg)
The difference is that there's people on both sides worth punching.
There were no hot liberal women worth a hate fuck
Posted by: The Q at October 19, 2012 01:35 PM (B/yDO)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 01:35 PM (aHR5E)
that boring dipshit Mike of Mike and Mike
which Mike?
doesn't matter
Well one of them is an ex player so probably not a good idea. Their real crime is being boring. Not really a punchable offense to me.
Cowherd however.......
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2012 01:35 PM (fsLdt)
How the fuck is she not on the list, and how the fuck has she not been mentioned yet?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2012 01:36 PM (2b4yb)
Somebody already mention martin bashir, and he doesn't have a nutsack to kick-total mangina. And where the fuck is piers morgan, al sharpton, sheppie smith?
Posted by: Avery Office Supply at October 19, 2012 01:36 PM (BHM5V)
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2012 01:36 PM (vm7ot)
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2012 01:36 PM (hX8cq)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 19, 2012 01:36 PM (kc2b9)
PBS's ethically challenged female minority hire.
I call her Gwen Awful.
For obvious reasons.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 19, 2012 01:36 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: maddogg at October 19, 2012 01:36 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Binders of Wombats at October 19, 2012 01:36 PM (8hp2M)
Posted by: Cricket at October 19, 2012 01:36 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Uncle Milty at October 19, 2012 01:37 PM (rCL2S)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 19, 2012 01:37 PM (+lsX1)
OW! Why'd you punch me?
Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at October 19, 2012 01:37 PM (B/yDO)
Posted by: rockemsockem at October 19, 2012 01:37 PM (dvLAs)
Yeah, and you just know you better make it count and put her down or you're going to be in big trouble if she gets her hands on you. Her size and seething rage could very well lead to a stay in the hospital for you.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 19, 2012 01:37 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 01:37 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: toby928© denouces himself so you don't have to at October 19, 2012 01:37 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 19, 2012 01:37 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Avery Office Supply at October 19, 2012 01:37 PM (BHM5V)
Posted by: Emily Latella at October 19, 2012 01:38 PM (jZn+7)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2012 01:38 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 19, 2012 01:38 PM (kc2b9)
Posted by: soothie at October 19, 2012 01:38 PM (8g+yb)
Posted by: tasker at October 19, 2012 01:38 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Dave Weigel, Leaning into the Mirror at October 19, 2012 01:38 PM (w41GQ)
Does Cornel West count as a media guy?
Problem is a punch just doen't go far enough, and I'm sure Ace doen't really want us going "there".
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2012 01:38 PM (fsLdt)
I'm reminded of a bumpersticker I saw on a late 50's Cadillac long ago. You know the model, Mad Magazine referred to it as a Byzantine Gargantuan.
"So Many Pedestrians, So Little Time.
Posted by: Meremortal, mi- at October 19, 2012 01:38 PM (1Y+hH)
They be digging tunnels in no time.
Posted by: epobirs at October 19, 2012 01:38 PM (kcfmt)
The commie with the lisp, Van Jones?
Posted by: Elize Nayden at October 19, 2012 01:39 PM (DT3i4)
Posted by: some "downpuncher" guy at October 19, 2012 01:39 PM (BHM5V)
Posted by: soothie at October 19, 2012 01:39 PM (8g+yb)
192 Christiane Amanpour.
How the fuck is she not on the list, and how the fuck has she not been mentioned yet?
She deserves to be doused with a bucket of blood.
Bitch going around the world...saying "What is America going to do about this!"...has gotten us pulled into more traps than any other 'journalist'.
Posted by: wheatie at October 19, 2012 01:39 PM (ipkPX)
Posted by: Not and Artist at October 19, 2012 01:39 PM (uRumV)
Posted by: maddogg at October 19, 2012 01:39 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: toby928© denouces himself so you don't have to at October 19, 2012 01:39 PM (QupBk)
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The blonde chick?
Oh yeah! I punch her so hard her grandchildren would scream 'ouch'.
Oh, Wait. Does it procreate?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2012 01:39 PM (piMMO)
Because they're guys and because a lot of the ladies on that list were not from the lying media.
Clear? Now go be concerned somewhere else. We're having harmless fun at liberals expense.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 19, 2012 01:39 PM (Vh0f5)
Fagg still ran away from Lawrence's challenge..
"Winner of this bout by sheer awesome fantabulous ballsiness: The Great Lawrence O'Donnell!"
Posted by: greg at October 19, 2012 01:39 PM (/Aauo)
How the fuck is she not on the list, and how the fuck has she not been mentioned yet?
There are so many, we're running out of fists! Help!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 19, 2012 01:40 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 19, 2012 01:40 PM (bg/Pg)
Posted by: Big Tex at October 19, 2012 01:40 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Hepcat at October 19, 2012 05:38 PM (frbyY)
I'd hit that ole ginger all night.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 19, 2012 01:40 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: The Q at October 19, 2012 05:35 PM (B/yDO)
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There's no hot liberal women. Well....maybe a few of the cuties in Hollywood. But it would be angry, yeah, absolutely. Eventually. Maybe.
Posted by: Soona at October 19, 2012 01:40 PM (3zJEz)
Sticking with the "media" grouping, I'd nominate:
Dr. Oz.
Dr. Phil
That carrot juice-man guy
Cenk Uygur
Brian Williams (for bowing to Obama)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2012 01:40 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2012 01:40 PM (hX8cq)
Fareed Zakaria.
Martin Bashir.
Piers Morgan.
Anderson Cooper.
Haroon Siddiqi
My knuckles are gettin all fuckin tingly.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 19, 2012 01:40 PM (wrrFE)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 19, 2012 01:40 PM (kc2b9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 19, 2012 01:40 PM (n5+zr)
Posted by: The Q at October 19, 2012 01:41 PM (B/yDO)
Posted by: some at October 19, 2012 01:41 PM (BHM5V)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 01:41 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 19, 2012 05:34 PM (+lsX1)
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I had a friend who interned at the Today show who said he was a dick...was pretty surprised by it, still not sure I believe it.
Posted by: Uncle Milty at October 19, 2012 01:41 PM (rCL2S)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 19, 2012 01:41 PM (kc2b9)
Posted by: toby928© denouces himself so you don't have to at October 19, 2012 01:41 PM (QupBk)
****
Kirsten. Powers.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2012 01:41 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: joanne wants to be a binder woman at October 19, 2012 01:41 PM (VNFBf)
No way. When the guy spreads his hood and starts that mesmerizing swaying, your ass is kicked.
***
I LOVE Carville!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2012 01:42 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2012 01:42 PM (uTSSt)
OT as usual, but I really want to punch out the radio copy "writer" of a "Sk shots" energy drink jizzom radio spot heard recently. Basically, the anouncer starts out sounding like a white guy, but after consuming the energy drink jizzom, man-oh-man, now I starts ta sounds like ah wuz a ghetto hoodie banger, know whut ahm sayin'? Fucking racist shit. The product "improves" you from a white man, which, after all, is an eeevil greedy no good devil, and after you consume the product, you become improved into a wunnerful ebonic street trash talkin' beeotch. Formula for success!
Posted by: ktnxbai*cough*lace wigs at October 19, 2012 01:42 PM (he33V)
Posted by: tasker at October 19, 2012 01:42 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 19, 2012 01:43 PM (bg/Pg)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 01:43 PM (aHR5E)
That gets most everyone.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 19, 2012 01:43 PM (wR+pz)
ace should you have a rider? or something at the end of the post saying something like
'no actual people were hurt in this pots or comments'
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2012 01:43 PM (hX8cq)
Posted by: Hepcat at October 19, 2012 01:44 PM (frbyY)
I actually didn't know what ezra klein looked like.
wow. U G L Y.
a good beat down would likely be an improvement.
Posted by: Fresh at October 19, 2012 01:44 PM (O7ksG)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 19, 2012 01:44 PM (bg/Pg)
Posted by: downpunch guy at October 19, 2012 01:44 PM (BHM5V)
I'm getting a burning, buzzing tingle up my leg.
Posted by: Tex at October 19, 2012 01:44 PM (3zJEz)
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at October 19, 2012 01:44 PM (jZn+7)
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 19, 2012 01:44 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 19, 2012 01:44 PM (kc2b9)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 01:44 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2012 05:40 PM (hX8cq)
Looks like Oldsailors Poet has it covered above.
Posted by: Meremortal, mi-mi at October 19, 2012 01:44 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Not and Artist at October 19, 2012 01:44 PM (uRumV)
Posted by: joanne wants to be a binder woman at October 19, 2012 01:44 PM (VNFBf)
Posted by: B at October 19, 2012 01:44 PM (9LrE7)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 19, 2012 01:45 PM (tWrwm)
Posted by: toby928© denouces himself so you don't have to at October 19, 2012 01:45 PM (QupBk)
Mike Fucking Lupica
Posted by: The Q at October 19, 2012 01:45 PM (B/yDO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2012 05:40 PM (BAS5M)
Can we have special dispensation for Dr. Oz? He operated on my mom, and is an absolutely amazing surgeon who showed real concern and caring for her.
And a weird fucking dude.......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2012 01:45 PM (2b4yb)
And I don't care if I have to drag his dead ass out of a casket to do it.
It's for the Vietnam Vets...
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 19, 2012 01:45 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 01:45 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2012 05:42 PM (piMMO)
I am also a huge fan of that crazy cajun. I never agree with anything he says, but I love to hear him talk.
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 19, 2012 01:45 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 19, 2012 01:46 PM (bg/Pg)
That list is so boring.
All white, for one. Juan Williams should be on it, along with Tourettes or whatever his name is.
All men. Candy Cowley could easily take a punch.
All libs. Let's face it; Erik Erikson is an uber fatty and very punchable.
I'd exempt Ezra Klein, he has a purty mouth.
Posted by: Trailer Trash Homo at October 19, 2012 01:46 PM (IZWJt)
Posted by: The Q at October 19, 2012 05:45 PM (B/yDO)
He might be my #1.
What a pompous douchebag.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2012 01:46 PM (2b4yb)
Posted by: Emperor O'Donnell at October 19, 2012 01:46 PM (+I8Mq)
Posted by: maddogg at October 19, 2012 01:46 PM (OlN4e)
Dan Rather-if he's still alive.
Posted by: tasker at October 19, 2012 05:26 PM (r2PLg)
I was wondering if anyone had mentioned Teh Forehead.
Gunga Dan barely counts because he's on the equivalent of a local cable access channel.
Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at October 19, 2012 01:46 PM (cFluA)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know at October 19, 2012 01:46 PM (j1z2L)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 19, 2012 01:46 PM (kc2b9)
Posted by: soothie at October 19, 2012 01:46 PM (8g+yb)
Posted by: downpunch guy at October 19, 2012 01:46 PM (BHM5V)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2012 01:46 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 01:46 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 19, 2012 01:46 PM (n5+zr)
Posted by: Fresh at October 19, 2012 01:46 PM (O7ksG)
Posted by: derit at October 19, 2012 01:47 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: wheatie at October 19, 2012 05:39 PM (ipkPX)
___
A fitting punishment for Amanpour would be to wave a magic wand and have her sound exactly like Delta Burke the next time she opens her mouth.
Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2012 01:47 PM (jm/9g)
Posted by: soothie at October 19, 2012 01:47 PM (8g+yb)
Carville would bite your fist with his freakishly fast neck action.
Then you would have herp-rabies.
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2012 01:47 PM (fsLdt)
Posted by: Redd at October 19, 2012 01:48 PM (RoEtU)
And, I would slap Shep Smith so hard, his eyes would finally go back where they belong (what's up with that, anyway?).
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 19, 2012 01:48 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 19, 2012 01:48 PM (bg/Pg)
Posted by: Elize Nayden at October 19, 2012 01:48 PM (DT3i4)
Thyroid?
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 19, 2012 01:48 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: maddogg at October 19, 2012 01:48 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Truman North at October 19, 2012 01:49 PM (yzyhJ)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 05:41 PM (aHR5E)
Cenk Uygur. He just inspires a major ass kickin'.
Posted by: joanne wants to be a binder woman at October 19, 2012 01:49 PM (VNFBf)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 19, 2012 01:49 PM (n5+zr)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 19, 2012 05:46 PM (kc2b9)
http://tinyurl.com/9ybdkey
Posted by: Adam at October 19, 2012 01:49 PM (/YJYi)
Posted by: tasker at October 19, 2012 01:49 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 19, 2012 01:50 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Truman North at October 19, 2012 01:50 PM (yzyhJ)
Posted by: real joe at October 19, 2012 01:50 PM (ZA7tj)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 01:50 PM (aHR5E)
Ah, yes. Both of them are lovely.
http://is.gd/l4wDmI
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2012 01:50 PM (2b4yb)
Posted by: Enby at October 19, 2012 01:50 PM (ptlfZ)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 19, 2012 01:50 PM (cWpCn)
And, OT a little, but there has to be some kind of fundraiser that can be done with this right? Despite being fairly frugal, I'd be in!
Posted by: Seem like it at October 19, 2012 01:50 PM (QqBjk)
Posted by: Elize Nayden at October 19, 2012 01:50 PM (DT3i4)
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2012 01:50 PM (hX8cq)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 19, 2012 01:51 PM (kc2b9)
Posted by: tasker at October 19, 2012 01:51 PM (r2PLg)
http://www.wnd.com/2012/10/obama-cuts-deal-with-iran-over-nukes/
And oh yeah, Soledad.
Posted by: TD, one of the proud 53% at October 19, 2012 01:51 PM (DQMcq)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 19, 2012 01:51 PM (n5+zr)
Posted by: Truman North at October 19, 2012 01:51 PM (yzyhJ)
Posted by: Uncle Milty at October 19, 2012 01:51 PM (8J5Ck)
Reminds me of the PJ O'Rourke thing where he snarked that the best part of being a conservative was drawing up the enemies list.
Looking at that photo of Chris Matthews. If you popped him in that puss, you'd cut your knuckles on his teeth, get a nasty staph infection and your right hand would fall off.
Luckily, I'm an ambidextrous fapper.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2012 01:51 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: jimilee at October 19, 2012 01:51 PM (VRCLf)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 19, 2012 01:51 PM (OjQYm)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 01:52 PM (aHR5E)
Oh man, that's bad. The dude had serious cancer and he can't eat or drink anything. He gets nourishment through a tube for goodness sake!
Having said that, try for a kidney or the liver. That way the food tube won't break.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 19, 2012 01:52 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 19, 2012 01:52 PM (9+ccr)
Could your white boy cracker Romney ever take such a hip picture?
http://tinyurl.com/976t5wt
Posted by: greg at October 19, 2012 01:52 PM (/Aauo)
Posted by: B at October 19, 2012 01:52 PM (9LrE7)
Every. Fucking. Syllable.
But you went to Catholic schools so I'll pull my punches. A little. Then I'm gonna wedge your undies so far up the crack of your ass you experience zero G force and wave to the Ruskie cosmonauts on the International Space Station as your nut sack flies past them.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 19, 2012 01:52 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: 98 at October 19, 2012 01:52 PM (CW6qq)
CNN/ORC International poll conducted Wednesday and Thursday, entirely after the second presidential debate, 49% of likely voters in Florida say they support Republican nominee Mitt Romney, with 48% backing President Barack Obama.
Crud. Under 50% for the incuntbint can't be good at least.
Posted by: Meremortal, crud happens at October 19, 2012 01:52 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 19, 2012 01:52 PM (OjQYm)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 01:53 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: Soona at October 19, 2012 01:53 PM (3zJEz)
Posted by: rockemsockem at October 19, 2012 01:53 PM (dvLAs)
Posted by: downpunch guy at October 19, 2012 01:54 PM (BHM5V)
CNN/ORC International poll conducted Wednesday and Thursday, entirely after the second presidential debate, 49% of likely voters in Florida say they support Republican nominee Mitt Romney, with 48% backing President Barack Obama.
Crud. Under 50% for the incuntbint can't be good at least.
Posted by: Meremortal, crud happens at October 19, 2012 05:52 PM (1Y+hH)
What are the internals? Its CNN so i am guissing D+6 with more women and smaller sample of independents?
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 19, 2012 01:54 PM (ovpNn)
On the assumed right of the ledger I wouldn't mind taking a poke at George Will or Bill OReilly.
OReilly's a dumbass bully so he deserves to get punched. Will is that previously picked on kid that's become the occasional condescending prick.
Posted by: polynikes at October 19, 2012 01:54 PM (m2CN7)
David Letterman.
Same problem wiith Cornel West. Punch just ain't enough. They make me go to a dark place in my mind.
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2012 01:54 PM (fsLdt)
Posted by: soothie at October 19, 2012 01:54 PM (8g+yb)
216 Oh, and how about Jim Rome?
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 05:38 PM (aHR5E)
Done.
http://tinyurl.com/pu4xef
Posted by: Chris Everett at October 19, 2012 01:54 PM (m8PQQ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 19, 2012 01:54 PM (bg/Pg)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 19, 2012 01:54 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 19, 2012 01:55 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Cajun cowboy at October 19, 2012 01:55 PM (E7i+5)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 19, 2012 01:55 PM (/BwGa)
Posted by: BignJames at October 19, 2012 01:55 PM (rlFQ+)
Posted by: 98 at October 19, 2012 05:52 PM (CW6qq)
Bwahahahaha!! Glad I was between beers when I read that one!
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 19, 2012 01:55 PM (kpCLl)
http://www.wnd.com/2012/10/obama-cuts-deal-with-iran-over-nukes/
Posted by: TD, one of the proud 53% at October 19, 2012 05:51 PM (DQMcq)
The only fucknuggets who would buy into the possibility of making a valid deal with Iran's current group of cocksuckers were voting for the JEF anyway.
Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at October 19, 2012 01:55 PM (cFluA)
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2012 01:55 PM (vm7ot)
http://www.wnd.com/2012/10/obama-cuts-deal-with-iran-over-nukes/
And oh yeah, Soledad.
----
Their end of the bargain is a temporary halt to a part of the enrichment? In plain English, this means that they get to do whatever they want and we won 't squawk. This may help Obama with the base but will hurt him with the independents and the public generally.
Posted by: WalrusRex at October 19, 2012 01:56 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Truman North at October 19, 2012 01:56 PM (yzyhJ)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 19, 2012 05:54 PM (ovpNn)
----- ---- ---- ---- ----
Sorry, they weren't shown on the FR thread where I grabbed the paragraph.
Posted by: Meremortal, crud happens at October 19, 2012 01:56 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: derit at October 19, 2012 01:56 PM (I88Jc)
Occasional? OCCASIONAL????
Condescending Prick is George C.P. Will's middle names.
The condescending prick.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 19, 2012 01:57 PM (Vh0f5)
Because she was already punched in the face by Mike Tyson in the eighties. At least I assume so. How else could a woman end up with a mug like that?
Posted by: wooga at October 19, 2012 01:57 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2012 01:57 PM (piMMO)
How do you, in all good conscience, punch a guy in a wheelchair in the face?
You gotta sneak up behind him and bean him with a pipe.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 19, 2012 01:57 PM (Qxdfp)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 19, 2012 01:57 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: tasker at October 19, 2012 01:57 PM (r2PLg)
Can we have special dispensation for Dr. Oz? He operated on my mom, and is an absolutely amazing surgeon who showed real concern and caring for her.
And a weird fucking dude.......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2012 05:45 PM (2b4yb)
Okay, because of your mom Dr. Oz will get about 45% power.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2012 01:57 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 19, 2012 01:58 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: maddogg at October 19, 2012 01:58 PM (OlN4e)
I want to beat Mike Barnacle to death with Mika Brzezinski!
Posted by: downpunch guy at October 19, 2012 01:58 PM (BHM5V)
Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2012 01:58 PM (wcjj2)
Posted by: Stu P. at October 19, 2012 01:58 PM (3ziXJ)
Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at October 19, 2012 01:59 PM (Ho6UX)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 01:59 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: Truman North at October 19, 2012 01:59 PM (yzyhJ)
Posted by: Guy with five kids at October 19, 2012 01:59 PM (Xv7f/)
The 10 Faces Most Likely to be Found Buried in Dear Leader's Crouch.
(This is would be a much harder choosing process.)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at October 19, 2012 01:59 PM (1GunI)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 19, 2012 02:00 PM (n5+zr)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 19, 2012 02:00 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 19, 2012 02:00 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 19, 2012 02:00 PM (lddO4)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 02:00 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2012 02:00 PM (piMMO)
Excellent point.
This is why I come here...for the trenchant analysis....and potty humor.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2012 02:00 PM (2b4yb)
Posted by: downpunch guy at October 19, 2012 02:00 PM (BHM5V)
Wouldn't it make more sense to pick 10 to NOT punch in the face?
Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2012 05:58 PM (wcjj2)
I wouldn't punch Michael Moore in the face.
He might try to eat my hand.
Posted by: polynikes at October 19, 2012 02:00 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2012 02:01 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 02:01 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2012 02:01 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at October 19, 2012 05:55 PM (cFluA)
Or Ron Paul
Posted by: Trav at October 19, 2012 02:01 PM (m8PQQ)
---------------
It will look desperate. Doesn't erase the complete bungling in Benghazi, or the abject lying that came out of the WH. Sane people will not believe anything coming out of the mouth of that crazed Achmadinnerjacket. It won't affect crushing unemployment, sky high grocery bills and gas prices.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 19, 2012 02:01 PM (lTVJy)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2012 06:01 PM (TMB3S)
For a moment it did make the headlines after all day Romnesia...
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 19, 2012 02:02 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 19, 2012 02:02 PM (lddO4)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2012 02:02 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 02:02 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: Seem like it at October 19, 2012 02:02 PM (QqBjk)
Tina Fey also takes me to a dark place. No comment.
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2012 02:02 PM (fsLdt)
Oh, yeah, let's spend our blood and gold making that fucking shithole marginally better.
Afghanistan is good for a few things:
Apache pilot training.
Drone pilot training.
Marine sniper training.
SEAL team training.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2012 02:03 PM (2b4yb)
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 19, 2012 02:03 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 19, 2012 02:03 PM (bg/Pg)
My reaction, too--although more politically correct.
I'm not violent but I'd really like to punch Martin Bashir.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 19, 2012 02:03 PM (vouc9)
Posted by: Honey Badger at October 19, 2012 02:03 PM (GvYeG)
Posted by: Brendan at October 19, 2012 02:03 PM (2jQGY)
Posted by: What do you do all day if you don't watch tv, anne? at October 19, 2012 02:03 PM (oZfic)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2012 02:03 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 19, 2012 02:04 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2012 06:01 PM (TMB3S)
It's unfuckinbelievable, isn't it?
How do these people sleep at night?
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2012 02:04 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Jack at October 19, 2012 02:05 PM (wUFaM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 19, 2012 02:05 PM (n5+zr)
Posted by: tasker at October 19, 2012 02:05 PM (r2PLg)
The report said: "When it was explained to him what was necessary, he reacted with disgust and asked, 'How could one feel desire to be with a woman, who God has made unclean, when one could be with a man, who is clean? Surely this must be wrong.'"
Posted by: Stu P. at October 19, 2012 05:58 PM (3ziXJ)
----------------------------------------------------
I would have then screamed, "Get out of my clinic you filthy goat-fucking fag"!!
Posted by: Soona at October 19, 2012 02:05 PM (3zJEz)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 19, 2012 02:05 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 19, 2012 02:06 PM (kc2b9)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2012 02:06 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: Jack at October 19, 2012 02:06 PM (wUFaM)
I just read a bit about Corrine Brown.
She is quite a piece of work.
Florida must be so proud!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2012 02:06 PM (2b4yb)
Posted by: Uncle Milty at October 19, 2012 02:07 PM (8J5Ck)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 19, 2012 05:54 PM (ovpNn) ----- ---- ---- ---- ----Sorry, they weren't shown on the FR thread where I grabbed the paragraph.
Posted by: Meremortal, crud happens at October 19, 2012 05:56 PM (1Y+hH)
WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE!
Wasnt this outfit the CNN/ORC International Full of Shitters
the ones who put out polls with:
I-24 on September 4
D+15 on September 10
and a
D+8 on October 1 for a 49-47 Obama advantage??????
Now they are claiming its 49-48 Romney in Florida and wont show their internals?
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU COCKSUCKING LIARS!
I wouldnt trust these cocksuckers with Obama's little shrivled up testicle free dick.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 19, 2012 02:07 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Uncle Milty at October 19, 2012 06:07 PM (8J5Ck)
_____
*First person....long week
Posted by: Uncle Milty at October 19, 2012 02:07 PM (8J5Ck)
I have terrible luck with tiny url so if you want to see something incredibly cool go to youtube and search for Norton Commando Transformer by Steve Twist.
Amazing, short and funny.
Posted by: Meremortal, love Norton Commandos at October 19, 2012 02:08 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 19, 2012 02:08 PM (bg/Pg)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2012 06:06 PM (2b4yb)
This video tells you all you need to know about Corrine Brown
http://youtu.be/KgbBP9Em00A
Posted by: Adam at October 19, 2012 02:08 PM (/YJYi)
Posted by: RomneylosesOhio at October 19, 2012 02:08 PM (l5Jl8)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2012 02:08 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 19, 2012 02:09 PM (n5+zr)
>>>How do you, in all good conscience, punch a guy in a wheelchair in the face?
Note that my sock for that suggestion at #6 was:
-- Joe "Stand Up" Biden --
Posted by: wooga at October 19, 2012 02:09 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 19, 2012 02:09 PM (lTVJy)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 19, 2012 02:10 PM (bg/Pg)
Norah's laugh is a like a tractor beam for fists.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 19, 2012 02:10 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: jimilee at October 19, 2012 02:11 PM (VRCLf)
And Matthews.
And Michael Moore.
And every liberal in Hollywood.
/wow, that's a lot of punching. Best start eating my Wheaties more often!
Posted by: shibumi at October 19, 2012 02:11 PM (z63Tr)
Posted by: Michael Buffer at October 19, 2012 05:33 PM (P8oOy)
Because a hate f[irewall] is purely demeaning to the f[irewall]ee, whereas a good, honest punch in the face is at least acknowledging that your opponent has a right to fight back.
Also because the victim of a hate f[irewall], which if performed between two strangers is a rape (correct me if I'm wrong on that point), will be traumatized and ashamed, if not for life, then at least for a long time after. On the other hand, the only shame in a fight you didn't start occurs if you don't at least attempt to take control of the situation, either by fighting back or using your wits to defuse it. If you attempt neither of those things, then it's not a fight -- it's a beating.
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 19, 2012 02:11 PM (9wOfB)
Way to go, Ms. Lamb.
Posted by: panzernashorn at October 19, 2012 02:11 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: RomneylosesinnercityToledo at October 19, 2012 02:11 PM (/YJYi)
I wouldnt trust these cocksuckers with Obama's little shrivled up testicle free dick.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 19, 2012 06:07 PM (ovpNn)
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Glad it didn't show Obie in the lead, whew!
(Excitable boy, they all said.)
Posted by: Meremortal, polli- at October 19, 2012 02:11 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 19, 2012 02:11 PM (/tk/V)
NumbersMuncher @NumbersMuncher
CNN FL poll has Romney up 1, 49-48. Tied at 46 with indys, Romney does just a bit better with base. Sample is 32D/32R/36I.
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Posted by: RomneylosesOhio at October 19, 2012 06:08 PM (l5Jl
Link to the internals or did you just pulled those splits our of your obamacockholster asshole.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 19, 2012 02:11 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 02:12 PM (jKE+Z)
I like Krauthammer. A lot. Why would anyone here want to punch him?
btw- Ezra has the face of a snake. and that's an insult to snakes.
Posted by: Fresh at October 19, 2012 02:12 PM (O7ksG)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 19, 2012 06:09 PM (n5+zr)
That's indescribable.
Send this to Ace for filler some slow day. I think the morons would enjoy it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2012 02:12 PM (2b4yb)
Posted by: Barky the incompetent asshole at October 19, 2012 02:12 PM (kpCLl)
CROWLEY: First, they said it was not planned, it was part of this tape. All that stuff.
AXELROD: As the director of national intelligence said on Friday, that was the original information that that was given to us. What we don't need is a president or an administration that shoots first and asks questions later.
CROWLEY: But isn't that what happened?
AXELROD: And, you know, Governor Romney leaped out on this Libya issue on the first day, and was terribly mistaken about what he said. That is not what you want in a president of the United States. And as for Senator McCain, for whom I have great respect, he has disapproved of our approach to Libya from the beginning, including the strategy that brought Gadhafi to justice.
-Anything from this exchange jump out at you?
Posted by: Craig Poe at October 19, 2012 02:13 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 19, 2012 02:13 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 19, 2012 02:13 PM (n5+zr)
Posted by: Barky the incompetent asshole at October 19, 2012 06:12 PM (kpCLl)
Romnesia! Binders! Big Bird!...
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 19, 2012 02:13 PM (9+ccr)
I suspect anything worse than a slap would cause him to curl into a fetal position and beg for mercy.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 19, 2012 02:14 PM (vouc9)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 19, 2012 02:14 PM (BuSM8)
It was Registered Democrat Likely Voters
Posted by: Emperor O'Donnell at October 19, 2012 02:15 PM (+I8Mq)
Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 19, 2012 02:15 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 19, 2012 02:15 PM (lddO4)
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 19, 2012 06:11 PM (9wOfB)
---------------------------------------------------
I'll take a beating for $500, Alex.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 19, 2012 02:16 PM (3zJEz)
Posted by: Craig Poe at October 19, 2012 06:13 PM (BVkEs)
As the director of national intelligence said on Friday,
that was the original information that that was given to us.
That?
Posted by: Meremortal, polli- at October 19, 2012 02:16 PM (1Y+hH)
Levin is doing an inneresting expose (imagine the accent mark) on all the radical dem senate candidates and why you should know about them.
Posted by: RushBabe, Kratos Liberation Front at October 19, 2012 02:16 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: Dirty Old Man at October 19, 2012 02:16 PM (uRTFz)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2012 02:16 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 19, 2012 02:16 PM (lddO4)
Posted by: Some guy watching from the ground at October 19, 2012 02:16 PM (vouc9)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 19, 2012 02:16 PM (9+ccr)
Obama 2012 = Zardoz
And of course, Romney 2012 = Goldfinger
Posted by: The Q at October 19, 2012 02:16 PM (B/yDO)
I guess the question they are asking is are you republican democrat or indipendent? Democrat you say? Ok then i will mark you as Independent.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 19, 2012 02:18 PM (ovpNn)
Those who do not learn from history are destined to annoy the hell out of me.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 19, 2012 02:18 PM (feFL6)
éééé
alt + 130
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2012 02:18 PM (2b4yb)
Fun with ASCII:
Hold down the Alt key on your keyboard and type 0233.
é é é é é
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 19, 2012 02:19 PM (qrpxS)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 19, 2012 02:19 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 19, 2012 02:19 PM (lddO4)
Then i can stop worrying about the election, and the trolls can all go back on suicide watch until their next unicorn and rainbows skittle farting free phone savior shows up in about 30 years.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 19, 2012 02:21 PM (ovpNn)
Oh the humanity!
arson? or spontaneous combustion
Posted by: panzernashorn at October 19, 2012 06:18 PM (BAnPT)
--- ---- - ----
Caught fire in the head first (50 feet up), which is where all the equipment is that projects his voice. Some kind of electrical short apparently.
Either that or someone told Big Tex that Obama looked like a winner.
Posted by: Meremortal, polli- at October 19, 2012 02:22 PM (1Y+hH)
David Brooks.. way ahead in my book. Only had to read him once and, since then, every time I see his byline pic all I think about is 'You SMUG CONDESCENDING Sumbeech!
If I were walking 42nd and saw him.. I'd have to turn and run.. cuz the adrealine would be popping anyway and I'd prolly have a heart attack trying to control myself. That is WEIRD.
Posted by: Pettyfog at October 19, 2012 02:22 PM (o8lIX)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 19, 2012 02:23 PM (n5+zr)
Posted by: baldilocks at October 19, 2012 02:23 PM (Su0W2)
Ever since I was young I've wanted someone to smack that fucker around like a drunk southern widow.
Posted by: Torch-Wielding Villager at October 19, 2012 02:23 PM (sTS/8)
Posted by: CharlieSays at October 19, 2012 02:23 PM (2aJHq)
Posted by: Witchfinder at October 19, 2012 02:24 PM (pLTLS)
Playboy "hate fuck" think we all got so upset about last election?"
I don't want to have intercourse with any of these people.
Posted by: baldilocks at October 19, 2012 02:25 PM (Su0W2)
As penance I will immediately go photo this Martha lady to see who you're talking about.
****
No apologies at the HQ!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2012 02:26 PM (piMMO)
"I pity the people who live around you and have to put up with the Cheese Whiz that you squirt in their ear every time you talk."
low information voter
Posted by: panzernashorn at October 19, 2012 02:27 PM (BAnPT)
alt + 130
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2012 06:18 PM (2b4yb)
Merci. How do you find this stuff out?
Posted by: RushBabe, Kratos Liberation Front at October 19, 2012 02:28 PM (tQHzJ)
eeeewwwwww, hell, no!! How've you been, baldilocks? Did you get out to see the space shuttle? I did not, but loved seeing the pics and vids.
Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 19, 2012 02:29 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Sally Slitlicker at October 19, 2012 02:30 PM (Ho6UX)
I'm probably one of the few, but I actually like Simon Cowell. He tells people who need to be told that they suck that, well, they suck. In no uncertain terms. And I admire that.
Posted by: Torch-Wielding Villager at October 19, 2012 02:30 PM (sTS/8)
Nutsack. Face. Over.
I don't believe he meets the "slightly relevant" minimum threshold called for in the rules.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 19, 2012 02:30 PM (SY2Kh)
I'm a pretty serious cook, and also a bit OCD, so when I write recipes that require sauté pans......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2012 02:32 PM (2b4yb)
http://is.gd/6lsTMX
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2012 02:34 PM (2b4yb)
Just got this in email. It's dated 10/9, but it sure is convincing:
The Romney Landslide: http://fxn.ws/VdyIB8
Posted by: RushBabe, Kratos Liberation Front at October 19, 2012 02:40 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: coldwarrior at October 19, 2012 02:40 PM (fpL1+)
Posted by: coldwarrior at October 19, 2012 02:43 PM (fpL1+)
Kick Don Lemon in the lemons, watch him pucker.
Knock the poop out of Anderson Cooper.
I know, too easy.
Posted by: bitter clinging homophobic racist binder lover at October 19, 2012 02:47 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2012 02:53 PM (Ts9tU)
Posted by: Dirty Old Man at October 19, 2012 02:53 PM (uRTFz)
Hey Peaches!
Didn't get to see it last week because I was flying to ABQ to visit my parents on that Saturday. Just got back in LA yesterday.
Posted by: baldilocks at October 19, 2012 02:55 PM (Su0W2)
Posted by: Nice Deb at October 19, 2012 03:09 PM (23log)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at October 19, 2012 03:16 PM (Jdtsu)
I'd gladly pound on Alex Pareene, though: http://www.salon.com/writer/alex_pareene/
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 19, 2012 03:24 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Dick from Henry the VI at October 19, 2012 03:51 PM (lqX+S)
Posted by: eman at October 19, 2012 04:18 PM (+XD7n)
Oh the humanity!
arson? or spontaneous combustion
Posted by: panzernashorn at October 19, 2012 06:18 PM (BAnPT)--- ---- - ----Caught fire in the head first (50 feet up), which is where all the equipment is that projects his voice. Some kind of electrical short apparently.Either that or someone told Big Tex that Obama looked like a winner. It was likely suicide, He had witnessed one too many longhorn beatdowns at the hands of the mighty Sooners
Posted by: Boomer Sooner at October 19, 2012 04:42 PM (fQlRP)
Posted by: TrueNorthist at October 19, 2012 05:01 PM (3Aixx)
Posted by: #OccupyResoluteDesk at October 19, 2012 05:15 PM (7QU6R)
Backpfeifengesicht: "A face badly in need of a fist"
did I mention German words are awesome?
Posted by: AOSHQ Foreign Cultural Affairs Dept at October 19, 2012 08:51 PM (/t9ET)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 20, 2012 04:44 AM (oe1aw)
Posted by: bad guy at October 20, 2012 05:04 AM (9Yg1a)
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Posted by: Jcw46 at October 19, 2012 01:11 PM (Vh0f5)