June 22, 2012

Toward A Less Humane Policy In Syria
— DrewM

While the likes of John McCain call for military action in Syria to foster democracy or something, Robert Caruso has a different rationale for a more limited involvement...kill our enemies.

Instead of committing American manpower and materiel to be captured and killed ‘helping’ the Syrian populace, policymakers should strongly consider taking concrete steps to actively confront the oft-dismissed but very real Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps, Qods assholes elements and MOIS.

How do I propose we do this? Simple: we prolong the civil war. We draw in the Iranians. And then we kill them, one by one. By VBIED, and whatever else we choose to utilize. Properly motivated, IÂ’m sure DARPA IARPA junior enlisted in the Marine Corps Intelligence Activity can dream up an even better IRAM

Caruso also reminds us that Syria and the Iranians were instrumental in running fighters and arms into Iraq that led to the death of thousands of Americans.

In other words the Syrian civil war isn't an opportunity for America to exercise "leadership", it's...payback time.

It's a controversial notion because as Americans we like to see ourselves as the noble do-gooders making the world safe for democracy and not just ruthless power players who put our interest over our more nobler values.

I think democracy, freedom and improving the lives of others should be a pleasant byproduct of American policy but the main goal should always be our interests. We've tried plenty of "do good" missions like Bosnia, Libya and even Afghanistan. How much good will has that bought us in the Muslim world?

The world is a nasty and brutish place and sometimes social work by military force isn't going to get what we need done. If we can't kill them with kindness, perhaps it's time to try just killing them.

Posted by: DrewM at 07:00 AM | Comments (167)
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1 I like it!

Posted by: San Antonio Rose at June 22, 2012 07:02 AM (noqys)

2 We are far too benevolent to our sworn enemies. Paybacks are hell. Just like the story the other day about the Afganistan leaders going to suspend polio vaccines because of the drone strikes. Okay, MFers, go ahead. On your head be it.

Posted by: San Antonio Rose at June 22, 2012 07:04 AM (noqys)

3

BRING BACK THE BOMB

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yjg4zro

Posted by: GWAR at June 22, 2012 07:04 AM (M8oFW)

4 Kill em. Kill em all.

Posted by: 'Stonewall' Jackson at June 22, 2012 07:04 AM (UFZEI)

5 Red on Red is the sweetest confrontation.

Posted by: toby928© Pale Penis Person at June 22, 2012 07:04 AM (QupBk)

6 fuck 'em

Posted by: soothsayer at June 22, 2012 07:05 AM (j7IJ7)

7 Burn their children's laughter.

Posted by: toby928© Pale Penis Person at June 22, 2012 07:06 AM (QupBk)

8 There is nothing incongruent in the two statement that we as Americans are noble do-gooders and we should kill every Iranian terrorist enabler we can find.

That is also a very good thing -- for America and the world.

Posted by: The Obama Campaign at June 22, 2012 07:07 AM (nEUpB)

9 Lebroom James!1!1!

Posted by: soothsayer at June 22, 2012 07:07 AM (BUcLz)

10 Let them kill themselves.  Not a single dollar or drop of blood is worth anything Syria has to offer.  Fuck them all.

Posted by: Mandingo at June 22, 2012 07:07 AM (pUOpM)

11 Out...damned sock!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 22, 2012 07:07 AM (nEUpB)

12 Is today Elizabeth Warren's birthday?

Posted by: mrp at June 22, 2012 07:08 AM (HjPtV)

13 "... If we can't kill them with kindness, perhaps it's time to try just killing them." Now THAT'S a foreign policy I like.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2012 07:09 AM (MCDCp)

14

Burn their children's laughter.

 

I will be stealing this and employing it  without attribution.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2012 07:09 AM (M8oFW)

15 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 22, 2012 07:11 AM (8y9MW)

16

That won't be happening. SCoaMF let the military in Afghanistan fall to the position of relying solely on the goodness of Putin (supply line wise). Needless to say, the US will do whatever Russia lets us do in Syria.

 

Posted by: Someone who looks like me at June 22, 2012 07:12 AM (iYvMQ)

17 Nuke 'em from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Jack at June 22, 2012 07:13 AM (wUFaM)

18

If we can't kill them with kindness, perhaps it's time to try just killing them.

 

Bumper sticker.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at June 22, 2012 07:13 AM (4df7R)

19 I will be stealing this and employing it without attribution. It's from The Gates of Delirium off of Relayer. Choose and renounce throwing chains to the floor. Kill or be killing faster sins correct the flow. Casting giant shadows off vast penetrating force To alter via the war that seen As friction spans the spirits wrath ascending to redeem.

Posted by: toby928© Pale Penis Person at June 22, 2012 07:13 AM (QupBk)

20 Let them kill themselves. Not a single dollar or drop of blood is worth anything Syria has to offer.

This.  I see no reason to do anything.  Let them all kill each other, deal with the winners as appropriate. 

Not everything is our fight.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 22, 2012 07:13 AM (8y9MW)

21 Agreed. If we intercede then their future democratic elections would result in another sharia country who would b better focused on destroying western civilization. Just because ppl r getting killed somewhere doesnt mean it's a problem. If 1940's japan had broken into a civil war would we have tried to make them play nice? These people r our enemies, lettng kill them kill each other is the best case scenario for us.

Posted by: Infidelswine at June 22, 2012 07:13 AM (GAKWa)

22 Holy acronyms, Batman.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 22, 2012 07:13 AM (Brjev)

23

Thank God.  Finally somebody with at least 1 damn testicle to his name.  If only we had more folks like this making the big decisions.

 

At this point in history, most of the world's problems are only to be resolved by MORE killing, not less.

 

As for Americans liking to be do-gooders, I agree.  We are badly afflicted by that horrid folly.  It's really one of our worst characteristics.  Sticking our noses in where they do not belong, and trying to "save" everyone, even from their own stupidity.  I wish we'd get a clue about that.

Posted by: Reactionary at June 22, 2012 07:13 AM (xUM1Q)

24 Listen, your friends have been broken, They tell us of your poison; Now.we.know. Kill them, give them as they give us. Slay them, burn their children's laughter On to hell.

Posted by: toby928© Pale Penis Person at June 22, 2012 07:14 AM (QupBk)

25

This is the sort of thing we need.

 

No nation building bullshit. Make them shoot each other. That's smart power.

Posted by: Entropy at June 22, 2012 07:15 AM (TULs6)

26 I agree with this, but then again I much prefer American's Cold War foreign policy to America's post cold war foreign policy.

Posted by: Ben at June 22, 2012 07:15 AM (C2Y4l)

27 Don't fire until you see the whites of their human shields' eyes!

Posted by: William Prescott : Muslim Slayer at June 22, 2012 07:16 AM (M8oFW)

28 I think our CIA sharing intel with the Turks about goings on inside Syria is a big mistake. That Turkish plane that went down in Syria? Near the Turkish border? Know who lives there? Kurds. Lots and Lots of Kurds. Just like the Kurds in norther Iraq that sit on top of Iraq's oil fields. You know who hates the Kurds? The Turks, with a passion white hot like the sun. Why was the Turkish jet in that part of Syria? Yes its near the border, but I don't think we should trust the Turks anymore.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 22, 2012 07:16 AM (Dnbau)

29

I'll just go on record now and say that we partition Syria along religious and ethnic lines.

 

His time has come.  Biden II.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 22, 2012 07:16 AM (B+qrE)

30 I like carpets and MOABS...

Posted by: cajun carrot, interior decorator at June 22, 2012 07:16 AM (UZQM8)

31

War is a horrible and terrible thing... so over the centuries the West created rules of war, so war could be held in check.... so that there were actual periods of Peace in between open conflict.

 

Now our policys have degenerated to lower levels.  We have numerous UNDECLARED Wars being waged, with open assasinations, and crossing neutral borders to go after enemies.

 

We have even admited to waging CyberWar... with no notice to our enemies.

 

There will be no End to this.  Our Government has created the framework for unendless War... while also destroying the Rules, which were put in place, to protect our own soldiers.

 

Why? Because those in power understand that the American Electorate will Cede more power to the Government in time of War (TSA anyone)... and to KEEP that power, they cannot END the war...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2012 07:16 AM (lZBBB)

32 Endorsed.

When do we start?

Posted by: Andy at June 22, 2012 07:17 AM (5Rurq)

33 The fist will run, grasp metal to gun. The spirit sings in crashing tones, We gain the battle drum. Our cries will shrill, the air will moan and crash into the dawn. The pen won't stay the demon's wings, The hour approaches pounding out the Devil's sermon.

Posted by: toby928© Pale Penis Person at June 22, 2012 07:17 AM (QupBk)

34 We should be treating these guys like Andrew Jackson treated Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: Entropy at June 22, 2012 07:17 AM (TULs6)

35 A Turkish military aircraft has crashed in Syria, according to media reports. A local witness has told RT Arabic that the plane crashed on Syrian territory and the two pilots were captured.

Posted by: David Axelrod at June 22, 2012 07:17 AM (e8kgV)

36 What is it w lefties? They want the world population reduced by 90% and everyone eating bark for sustenance, but everytime any idiot tries to win the darwin awards the left tries to intervene and save them from themselves.

Posted by: Infidelswine at June 22, 2012 07:18 AM (GAKWa)

37 I have no problem with Muslim on Muslim violence.  It's win-win.

Posted by: huerfano at June 22, 2012 07:18 AM (bAGA/)

38 O/T
Hey Ace, why are there a billion Elizabeth Warren ads on your page? I mean I don't mind you taking her money, and hopefully you charge her exorbitantly, but its a little odd.

Posted by: Iblis at June 22, 2012 07:18 AM (9221z)

39 That's a reasonable idea but it's Not Gonna Happen under this President.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 22, 2012 07:19 AM (44/AS)

40

A local witness has told RT Arabic that the plane crashed on
Syrian territory and the two pilots were captured.

 

Of such things were August 1914 made.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 22, 2012 07:19 AM (B+qrE)

41 Posted by: Iblis at June 22, 2012 11:18 AM (9221z) I'm guessing it's google ads, in which your searches are bringing up Warren shit. Which begs the question as to why you were looking for nudie pics of Warren?

Posted by: cajun carrot, interior decorator at June 22, 2012 07:19 AM (UZQM8)

42 Holy acronyms, Batman.


Yar.

Posted by: fluffy at June 22, 2012 07:19 AM (z9HTb)

43 "Dvlce et Decorvm Est Pro Eretz Israel Mori"

There, Morons, put it on some protruding marble facade and repeat often.

Posted by: Quintus Horatius Flaccus at June 22, 2012 07:19 AM (/CSLJ)

44 Hey Ace, why are there a billion Elizabeth Warren ads on your page?

I'm pretty sure he subscribes to an Ad Service which actually posts the ads, he doesn't choose them specifically.

Also, as you mention, it's a good way to force those with opposing view-points to waste money.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 22, 2012 07:20 AM (8y9MW)

45 Tell me again why colonialism was a bad thing?  Because these places could sure    have used some Western ass-kicking back in the glory days of the British empire.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at June 22, 2012 07:20 AM (4df7R)

46

I mean I don't mind you taking her money, and hopefully you charge her exorbitantly, but its a little odd.

 

Just think how odd it is for her.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 22, 2012 07:20 AM (B+qrE)

47 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 22, 2012 11:19 AM (B+qrE) No shit, I've got the feeling the 21st century is going to be nothing more than a redux.

Posted by: cajun carrot, interior decorator at June 22, 2012 07:20 AM (UZQM8)

48

The world is a nasty and brutish place and sometimes social work by military force isn't going to get what we need done. If we can't kill them with kindness, perhaps it's time to try just killing them.

 

I would love to go back to a foreign policy that starts from the premise that when we send our troops somewhere, that is what they will do.  If other good things happen after we defeat the enemy, that's great.   Oh, hey, that whole remembering that we have enemies and that we need to defeat them thing would be nice as well.

 

Related, I would like for the ROE for our troops to actually permit them to kill the people who are trying to kill them.  That would be nice.

 

 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 22, 2012 07:20 AM (VtjlW)

49

 "Dvlce et Decorvm Est Pro Eretz Israel Mori"

 

Translation: It is a sweet and seemly thing to die for Israel.

Posted by: Entropy at June 22, 2012 07:21 AM (TULs6)

50

Of such thingswere August 1914 made.

 

 

In 1914 the Turks had the greatest airforce in the world.

True Story. 

Posted by: Joe Biden : Fact Slayer at June 22, 2012 07:21 AM (M8oFW)

51 I think one of the reasons the US got involved in Afghanistan during the Soviet invasion, was to pay them back for Vietnam. Instead of US soldiers being killed with Soviet weapons by North Vietnamese, it was Soviet soldiers being killed with US weapons by Afghans. What goes around, comes around.

Posted by: Mike Giles at June 22, 2012 07:21 AM (Yu1Ud)

52 39 O/T Hey Ace, why are there a billion Elizabeth Warren ads on your page? I mean I don't mind you taking her money, and hopefully you charge her exorbitantly, but its a little odd. Posted by: Iblis It's more-or-less automatic. Ace sells space through a middleman, it's marketed as a political blog, political ads show up. It's not like Warren's people say they WANT more Ace exposure. I guess he could specifically reject the ad but why? Money in his pocket and money that Warren can't spend in a useful way.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 22, 2012 07:22 AM (44/AS)

53 Related, I would like for the ROE for our troops to actually permit them to kill the people who are trying to kill them. That would be nice.

 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 22, 2012 11:20 AM (VtjlW)

 

*laughing*   Oh, ATC.  I never took you for such a dreamer!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at June 22, 2012 07:22 AM (4df7R)

54 44 Quintis, i dnt speak cherokee, i just live it. What does that mean?

Posted by: Liza Warrfeather at June 22, 2012 07:22 AM (GAKWa)

55 3-2-1 go!

Posted by: Honey Badger Drinker of Mead at June 22, 2012 07:22 AM (GvYeG)

56

"Dvlce et Decorvm Est Pro Eretz Israel Mori"

 

This is currently  #3 on my list of possible penis tattoos.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2012 07:22 AM (M8oFW)

57 Hey morons!  It's Elizabeth Warren's birthday!  How about we send about a special smoke signal with warm wishes??!!


Linky in my name

Posted by: mpfs at June 22, 2012 07:22 AM (iYbLN)

58 Which begs the question as to why you were looking for nudie pics of Warren?


Trying to lose weight, I would guess.

Posted by: fluffy at June 22, 2012 07:23 AM (z9HTb)

59 This is currently #3 on my list of possible penis tattoos. I'm sticking with the Barber Pole.

Posted by: toby928© Pale Penis Person at June 22, 2012 07:23 AM (QupBk)

60 There will be no End to this. Our Government has created the framework for unendless War... while also destroying the Rules, which were put in place, to protect our own soldiers.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2012 11:16 AM (lZBBB)

 

 

 

 

Rules only work with civilized people.  Only Westerners, and maybe the modern Japanese, fall into that category.  The fact is that all non-western nations are perpetually at war with each other and with the west itself.  We just don't always shoot at each other.  A Candadian, or Eurpean - those kinds of folks can be reasoned with and will usually behave in an honorable fashion.  People of the Eastern Culture are generally untrustworthy liars, with no respect for human life.  They are always looking for a tender spot to stick the knife in.

 

Endless war is not so much a policy choice as it is a fact of nature.

Posted by: Reactionary at June 22, 2012 07:23 AM (xUM1Q)

61 I think one of the reasons the US got involved in Afghanistan during the Soviet invasion, was to pay them back for Vietnam.

It was part of the whole "not one Domino" strategy (or whatever it was really called).

Like all collectivist ideologies, Communism requires constant expansion until there is universal adherence (or, at least, subjugation).  We opposed the USSR any time they looked to be expanding Communism.  Usually it worked, sometimes it didn't.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 22, 2012 07:24 AM (8y9MW)

62

 

Didn't the ME get all carved up into nation-states   as a result of WWI?  I'm a little fuzzy  on the history.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 22, 2012 07:24 AM (BAS5M)

63 ABC Robot:  Status?

Rico:  Bodyguard.

ABC Robot:  Commander?

Rico:  Rico

ABC Robot:  Mission?

Rico:  Mission?  *laughs*  We're going to war.

ABC Robot:  WAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Posted by: EC at June 22, 2012 07:24 AM (GQ8sn)

64 39 O/T
Hey Ace, why are there a billion Elizabeth Warren ads on your page? I mean I don't mind you taking her money, and hopefully you charge her exorbitantly, but its a little odd.

Posted by: Iblis at June 22, 2012 11:18 AM (9221z)

 

Thats just some creepy ad company like Google going through your browsing history and displaying ads accordingly.

 

I dont see Warren ads, but I do have ads for nipple enlargers and research chemicals.

Posted by: indigo child at June 22, 2012 07:25 AM (xXhWA)

65 Hey morons! It's Elizabeth Warren's birthday! How about we send about a special smoke signal with warm wishes??!!


Give a fake email and a Massacuhsetts ZIP code.

Posted by: fluffy at June 22, 2012 07:25 AM (z9HTb)

66 > 51 Of such thingswere August 1914 made. In 1914 the Turks had the greatest airforce in the world. True Story. Posted by: Joe Biden : Fact Slayer Amusingly, the turks had the first army that was bombed. In 1912. Italians claimed they hit a military target, Turks claimed a hospital was destroyed.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 22, 2012 07:26 AM (44/AS)

67

*laughing* Oh, ATC. I never took you for such a dreamer!

 

The BFF (late lamented) used to constantly accuse me of being a wide eyed optimist. She could be really mean and hurtful when she wanted to be.

 

Hey Ace, why are there a billion Elizabeth Warren ads on your page?

 

There is nothing funnier than seeing Disney ads on the ONT.  Because, you know, that's when this here smart military blog is really really family friendly.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 22, 2012 07:26 AM (VtjlW)

68 encouraging war between our enemies??? Isn't that what that evil Reagan did in the 1980's was between Iraq and Iran??? Oh, noes, we need to have our troops put on the blue UN helmets and get in the middle so the world knows that we care.

Off topic, from gateway pundit:

One of the worldÂ’s largest coal producers said Thursday it would lay off about 750 workers in the Kentucky, Virginia and West Virginia coalfields, the latest setback for an industry struggling to sustain market share as utilities switch to cleaner and cheaper alternatives to generate electricity.

The bulk of the cuts by Arch Coal Inc., almost 600, are in Kentucky. The disappearance of high-paying mining work heightened anxiety in hardscrabble Kentucky towns where officials worried declining demand for coal would result in leaner budgets and more people on unemployment rolls.


Thanks, Mr President


Posted by: mallfly at June 22, 2012 07:26 AM (bJm7W)

69 Ahhh, where is a Patton like General when we need him, answer, Retired as General Stanley A. McChrystal.
Talking to Rolling Stone can be a real career killer.
when we douch Obama, then I wonder what Stanely A,  has to say.

Posted by: Clemenza at June 22, 2012 07:26 AM (fCSfn)

70 I see nothing.

Posted by: AdBlocker+ at June 22, 2012 07:26 AM (QupBk)

71 Didn't the ME get all carved up into nation-states as a result of WWI? I'm a little fuzzy on the history.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 22, 2012 11:24 AM (BAS5M)


It was more the fall of the Ottoman Empire, but WWI helped it along.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 22, 2012 07:26 AM (tKFT6)

72

Let's have them fight and kill each other?

 

Interesting concept.  Go on, I'm listening...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - soon to be kickin' back at June 22, 2012 07:26 AM (hLRSq)

73 Turkish jet did not crash, it was shot down by Syria.

Posted by: Another Bob at June 22, 2012 07:26 AM (RJMcc)

74 Italians claimed they hit a military target, Turks claimed a hospital was destroyed. Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 22, 2012 11:26 AM (44/AS) I see shit hasn't changed one bit...

Posted by: cajun carrot at June 22, 2012 07:27 AM (UZQM8)

75 Yeah, it would be awesome if we were just luring Iran into a trap.  Best not to talk about any civilians caught in the middle who have a singular policy of not getting blown up, though.  Might make all of that outrage about Neda back in '09 seem like bullshit if you're calling for hundreds of thousands of more dead Nedas just to spit in Iran's eye. 

God given natural rights of all human beings?  Fuck 'em, we need to get back at Iran. 

Plan B, please. 

Posted by: Aaron at June 22, 2012 07:28 AM (Tlix5)

76 67 What a coincidence. All israel and us ever seem to hit are hospitals. That was back when used bombs anyway.

Posted by: Infidelswine at June 22, 2012 07:28 AM (GAKWa)

77 Tell me again why colonialism was a bad thing? Because these places could sure have used some Western ass-kicking back in the glory days of the British empire.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at June 22, 2012 11:20 AM (4df7R)

 

 

 

The only bad thing about colonialism was that the lands was usually just taken over - not cleaned out.  The US and Australia didn't have much in the way of problems once land was taken and settled, and the previous owners were gone.  But in the M.E., and in Africa, and Asia - the colonies were built on the backs of the locals who continued to comprise the bulk of the population.  It was inevitable that they would one day rise up, and would become unmanageable.

 

If you want to take land, take it.  Remove those who were upon it (preferably in a fashion that precludes them or their decendants from being around to take it back or cause trouble).  Then grow your own people, your own culture, upon that land.  It worked here.  It was ugly, but it worked.  It's the only solution that has EVER worked.

Posted by: Reactionary at June 22, 2012 07:29 AM (xUM1Q)

78 For the foreseeable future, the only US interest in these conflicts is to promote the MMG--Muslim Meat Grinder.  Keep each side at ~49-51% strength, indefinitely, until the jihadis/Baathis/Communists/fat generals kill each other down to a nuisance level, and the true pro-freedom elements can make their move.  Yes, INDEFINITELY.

Basically follow the Putin policy he's applying to his "near South."

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at June 22, 2012 07:29 AM (wyHbU)

79 75 Italians claimed they hit a military target, Turks claimed a hospital was destroyed. Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 22, 2012 11:26 AM (44/AS) Keep our boys out of this. That is all I ask.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 22, 2012 07:30 AM (9TTOe)

80 I say e let them kill each other.  We don't have a dog in that hunt.

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2012 07:30 AM (YdQQY)

81

What a coincidence. All israel and us ever seem to hit are hospitals.

 

Filled with teddy bears and the same old woman.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 22, 2012 07:30 AM (B+qrE)

82 Yeah, it would be awesome if we were just luring Iran into a trap. Syria and Iran have the normal problems associated with being murderously oppressive dictatorships. Death for the innocent follows as night follows day.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at June 22, 2012 07:30 AM (QupBk)

83 Republicans can never be allowed to become the 'technocrats' of war like Democrats have been technocrats of every social policy. It is foolish to think we can add 1,000 soldiers here, cache of weapons there, and reach our intended goal. I support staying the hell away or overwhelming them with tremendous force that provokes the end of this for generations. Anything is the middle is costly, unfair to our military, and futile.

Posted by: Paper at June 22, 2012 07:30 AM (IvlIt)

84 "Less Caring, More Killing."

Sounds like a good slogan to me...

Posted by: Stu-22 at June 22, 2012 07:31 AM (k4bdL)

85


It was part of the whole "not one Domino" strategy...

 

I think of D.Boone every time I see that phrase.

 

 

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2012 07:31 AM (M8oFW)

86 84 Paper come on man, that makes way too much sense.

Posted by: Infidelswine at June 22, 2012 07:33 AM (GAKWa)

87 Give the JEF his list, or deck of cards, or whatever, and it's "gentlemen, start your drones!" time.

Zero loves doing this.  Haven't we been told?  Well, let's hear about it in real time for this show.

Fuck, I don't care.  Let the WaPo, the NYT, and the LAT, plus the New Yorker folks, the assholes from Rolling Stone, Vanity Fair, Jonathan Chait and his boyfriends, shit, everybody's invited to the situation room for this one.

Put a couple of carriers off the Israeli coast as an ops center for the reaper force, ring them with a whole fleet of support ships and boomers, and start the radio-control action.  No live people need be put in harm's way.

Use Google technology to sniff out anyone speaking Farsi, and put a bumble-bee-sized smart-bomb right between all their little brown eyes.

And fire a cannon salute at the report of each and every kill, followed up by the live action scene from the skycams sent out to Al Jazeera.  Film at eleven?  No, film with every booming snuff-out.  Just like they treated us in Iraq.

I'm liking this idea of payback time.

Posted by: TheLittlShiningMan at June 22, 2012 07:33 AM (PH+2B)

88 Look, I'm a longtime Glass Parking Lot booster, 'kay?  I figured out a long time ago that (1) some folks just aren't coming around to how we see things, (2) for the most part we should just leave them to work through their lives, so long as it doesn't affect us, (3) but when it does affect us, we remind the world that the reason for a military action is to break things and kill people.

This guy has it right.  If these fools want to kill each other over who gets to be in charge of Thunderdome, I say sell munitions to both sides and let 'em at it.  Unless they start pointing them at us, at which point things end with us salting the fields around the ruins.

I am benevolent, as a rule.  But I am imperfect, and patience.  Has.  Limits.

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at June 22, 2012 07:34 AM (GBXon)

89 60 This is currently #3 on my list of possible penis tattoos.

I'm sticking with the Barber Pole.


-------
No sharp objects near Mr. P.
Thank you, that will be all.

Posted by: real joe at June 22, 2012 07:34 AM (49e3n)

90 Are you effen vodka kidding me? When you open fire on the US armed forces, the results were "no good" or "no go". Pre-bow to the Saudi regime. When we finally caught up with the spawn of  Saddam, we had to turn the press away,because the 50 cal shells we used were piled up like wood chips outside the armor assault vehicles. Some of the public should have seen those photos. Now we let the enemy in our perimiter by Executive privilege.

Posted by: Clemenza at June 22, 2012 07:35 AM (fCSfn)

91 Here's my solution, and thanks for asking. I just read that Syria has 100 metric tons of chemical weapons. Find 'em, light 'em. Problem solved.

Posted by: Gary from Jersey at June 22, 2012 07:35 AM (7KnEq)

92 We're all aspirin and babymilk factory workers now!

Posted by: Army of Allan at June 22, 2012 07:35 AM (vhwRj)

93

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night...

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 22, 2012 07:35 AM (HethX)

94

No sharp objects near Mr. P.

 

Mr. P - you bought it a monacle, didn't you?

 

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2012 07:36 AM (M8oFW)

95 @95
Like a sir.

Posted by: real joe at June 22, 2012 07:38 AM (49e3n)

96 Incentives matter, and how did we reward backwards, Stone Age nations for their involvement in terrorism? The only natural way of course, removing the one (unfortunate) but effective method of potentially keeping these diseased cultures in line (authoritarian rule) with a perverse form of corrupt, Islamic democracy. Attack us, and we'll spend billions of dollars and sacrifice thousands of lives in a futile attempt to make your country better. I have never heard of anything so fucking stupid.

Posted by: Paper at June 22, 2012 07:39 AM (IvlIt)

97 Didn't Iran already fall for this once? See, E.G. Iran/Iraq war.

Posted by: DanInMN at June 22, 2012 07:39 AM (HQzCT)

98 but We're a Global Force for GOOOOOOOODD .. we should help everyone

Posted by: Navy's fucktard ad campaign at June 22, 2012 07:39 AM (Znqj4)

99 74 Turkish jet did not crash, it was shot down by Syria. Probably shot down by one of those fancy schmancey Russian anti aircraft missile's that they just sent over.

Posted by: Drider at June 22, 2012 07:39 AM (HaJD9)

100 Light Syria on fire and hope it burns all the way back to Tehran and Moscow.

Posted by: nickless at June 22, 2012 07:39 AM (MMC8r)

101 "It is well that war is so terrible, lest we should become too fond of it."
--Robert E. Lee, who would know.

"War...War never changes."
--OK, I'm quoting video games, it fits

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at June 22, 2012 07:40 AM (GBXon)

102

Lebanon's Hezbollah-owned Al-Manar television station said on Friday that Syrian air defenses shot down a Turkish military aircraft, quoting Syrian security sources. 

"Syrian security sources confirmed to a Manar correspondent in Damascus that Syrian defense forces shot down the Turkish fighter jet," a news flash on the Beirut-based station said.

Posted by: Julius Caesar at June 22, 2012 07:41 AM (e8kgV)

103 In Syria, I wish both sides could lose.

Posted by: Chairman Mow at June 22, 2012 07:42 AM (7mIFX)

104 Turks are in it for their own interests, to kill Kurds and make sure it doesn't spill over their border. I don't care if they kill each other, but we should stay out of it.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 22, 2012 07:42 AM (Dnbau)

105 As a former sevice member, one thig scares the crap out of we. We only know what the media tells us. What don't we know? Good God this whole thing is coming apart.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 22, 2012 07:42 AM (9TTOe)

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at June 22, 2012 07:43 AM (wyHbU)

107 If Syria winds up in war with Turkey, are we obliged though NATO to defend the Turks?

Posted by: nickless at June 22, 2012 07:44 AM (MMC8r)

108 The only positive is if they get so busy killing each other they leave the US and Israel alone.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 22, 2012 07:44 AM (Dnbau)

109 It's a controversial notion because as Americans we like to see ourselves as the noble do-gooders making the world safe for democracy and not just ruthless power players who put our interest over our more nobler values.

Used to be that simply killing the enemy was doing good and making the world safe for democracy.

Posted by: blue star at June 22, 2012 07:44 AM (PE7OR)

110

If Syria winds up in war with Turkey, are we obliged though NATO to defend the Turks?

Technically, yes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 22, 2012 07:45 AM (B+qrE)

111 I don't care if they kill each other, but we should stay out of it.

Turks are in NATO (for now).  If things go too far, we're in it by treaty.

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at June 22, 2012 07:45 AM (GBXon)

112 I completely agree with Caruso.  Suppose we were to help topple the current Syrian government.  It would be replaced with one that's STILL made up of Muslims, and Muslims have demonstrated time and time and time again that their only interest is killing non-Muslims.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2012 07:45 AM (i0App)

113 "War...War never changes."--OK, I'm quoting video games, it fitsPosted by: Brother Cavil

The games were fun but that hokey Ollie Stone shit made me chuck the headphones across the room.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 22, 2012 07:45 AM (famk3)

114 yes, if Syria considers this an act of war and declares war against Turkey, we are obligated to protect them.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 22, 2012 07:46 AM (Dnbau)

115 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2012 11:45 AM (i0App) I have to stop you right there... you forget this is their sport. They've definitely killed more muzzies than non-muzzies that's for sure.

Posted by: cajun carrot at June 22, 2012 07:46 AM (UZQM8)

116 We only know what the media tells us. What don't we know?

Hit the foreign sources.  I get better info from Auntie Beeb and--I honestly cannot believe I am typing this--effing al-Jazeera then from our domesticated media outlets.

Prepare for the biases, and adjust accordingly.

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at June 22, 2012 07:47 AM (GBXon)

117 115 yes, if Syria considers this an act of war and declares war against Turkey, we are obligated to protect them. Posted by: Thunderb at June 22, 2012 11:46 AM (Dnbau) Didn't the Turks refuse us use of a port or highway during the height of our combat in Iraq?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 22, 2012 07:48 AM (9TTOe)

118 Turks are in NATO (for now). If things go too far, we're in it by treaty.

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at June 22, 2012 11:45 AM (GBXon)

 

 

 

Pfft.  Yet more justification for chucking NATO down the memory hole where it belongs.  That no longer has any use for us.  It's a drain. 

 

US out of Europe!!

 

That said, there are plenty of ways to pay lip service to such obligations without actually doing anything.  Or by doing very little.  Let the damn Jew-haters fight their own wars.

Posted by: Reactionary at June 22, 2012 07:48 AM (xUM1Q)

119

Just read the Wiki article on Syria to freshen my historical understanding.  Since the third millenia! B.C., people have been fighting over and dying  for their cause in Syria.

 

A giant smoking crater surrounded by a glass parking lot   would be a big improvement, just saying.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 22, 2012 07:50 AM (BAS5M)

120 That said, there are plenty of ways to pay lip service to such obligations without actually doing anything. Or by doing very little. Let the damn Jew-haters fight their own wars. Posted by: Reactionary at June 22, 2012 11:48 AM (xUM1Q) You Damn right. A strongly worded letter to the UN should suffice.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 22, 2012 07:50 AM (9TTOe)

121 That said, there are plenty of ways to pay lip service to such obligations without actually doing anything. Or by doing very little.

You mean like how they 'helped' in Iraq and Afghanistan?  Roger that, brother, roger that.

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at June 22, 2012 07:50 AM (GBXon)

122

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 22, 2012 11:48 AM (9TTOe)

 

Pre Iraq, they would not allow us to Stage there to invade from the North...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2012 07:50 AM (lZBBB)

123 Pre Iraq, they would not allow us to Stage there to invade from the North... Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2012 11:50 AM (lZBBB) Well well well, I think a big FU is in order for that little move.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 22, 2012 07:51 AM (9TTOe)

124 I have to stop you right there... you forget this is their sport. They've definitely killed more muzzies than non-muzzies that's for sure.

Posted by: cajun carrot at June 22, 2012 11:46 AM (UZQM

 

 

 

Only because there aren't many non-muz left around for them to kill in their own lands.  They have only each other to sate their blood lust.

 

Speaking of which, seems to me the Turks used to have this minority group around called Armenians...

Posted by: Reactionary at June 22, 2012 07:52 AM (xUM1Q)

125

Spock:  Captain, what are you doing?


James T. Kirk: Showing them compassion may be the only way to earn peace with Romulus. It's logic, Spock. I thought you'd like that.


Spock: No, not really. Not this time.

Posted by: Buzsaw90 at June 22, 2012 07:52 AM (3Zo6I)

126

We should contrive to kill all of America's enemies. Overseas ones, anyway.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2012 07:53 AM (ttU1G)

127 We are technically obligated to protect Turkey under NATO. But lets face it, we are NATO. NATO isn't going to pull the trigger unless we say so. The rest of NATO would demur. It would be us and Turkey as the only NATO members to commit forces, and I don't think we have the same interests in Syria as Turkey. It would be a disaster IMHO, with the possibility of the Turks committing atrocities and leaving us responsible.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 22, 2012 07:53 AM (Dnbau)

128 Speaking of which, seems to me the Turks used to have this minority group around called Armenians... Posted by: Reactionary at June 22, 2012 11:52 AM (xUM1Q) Hmmm, that wouldn't have been Genocide, would it?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 22, 2012 07:53 AM (9TTOe)

129 Exploit our own resources. Sweeten the pot so that Mexico and Canada ramp up production It will take a decade to bear fruit, but the ME will get the message immediatly: Play nice, or slowly starve.

Posted by: laidup at June 22, 2012 07:56 AM (pkbH8)

130 Don't think the Turks wouldn't like to give the Kurds in Syria (and Turkey, and Iraq) the Armenian "treatment".

Posted by: Thunderb at June 22, 2012 07:56 AM (Dnbau)

131 81 I say e let them kill each other. We don't have a dog in that hunt.
--- We're hunting dog?

Posted by: Baracky at June 22, 2012 07:56 AM (3Zo6I)

132

this could be fun ...

Posted by: Honey Badger Drinker of Mead at June 22, 2012 07:57 AM (GvYeG)

133 113 I completely agree with Caruso. Suppose we were to help topple the current Syrian government. It would be replaced with one that's STILL made up of Muslims, and Muslims have demonstrated time and time and time again that their only interest is killing non-Muslims.

FIFY

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 22, 2012 07:58 AM (TLHj1)

134 The Turks.  It seemed for a while there, back in ye olden days, that Kamal Attaturk was going to finally drag those vermin half-way into the modern world.  Alas - the bastard couldn't live forever and the inevitable slide back into muslim barbarism is already nearly done.  Granted - they're not quite at the subhuman level of an Afghan, but still.  Anybody who goes out of their way to support the filthy Palis deserves nothing but contempt.

Posted by: Reactionary at June 22, 2012 07:58 AM (xUM1Q)

135

We had damned well keep track of what happens to the WMD stockpiles. I remain convinced that a LOT of Iraq's WMD program fled to their Sunni partners in crime in Damascas. After all, they had six full months to accomplish this. 

Posted by: Tom22ndState at June 22, 2012 07:58 AM (L+er5)

136

"I honestly cannot believe I am typing this--effing al-Jazeera then from our domesticated media outlets"

 

Yeah, I really like MEMRI tv.

Posted by: laidup at June 22, 2012 07:59 AM (L+6ZY)

137

This is currently #3 on my list of possible penis tattoos.

---

I'm considering

Sex Club

or

perhaps the text of Atlas Shrugged (12 pt font)

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 22, 2012 07:59 AM (3Zo6I)

138 I also think Iraq's deteriorating WMD are in warehouses in Syria.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 22, 2012 08:01 AM (Dnbau)

139 138 ISWYDT

Posted by: Honey Badger Drinker of Mead at June 22, 2012 08:02 AM (GvYeG)

140 Italians claimed they hit a military target, Turks claimed a hospital was destroyed.

Might be true.  Does Fiat make targeting systems?

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 22, 2012 08:03 AM (Q5hSa)

141 Might be true. Does Fiat make targeting systems? Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 22, 2012 12:03 PM (Q5hSa) I doubt it, they struggle with an automobile.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at June 22, 2012 08:04 AM (9TTOe)

142 The last time Syria was worth a shit was when Rome ran it.

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2012 08:06 AM (YdQQY)

143 We should all support Ace by clicking on Warren's ads.

Great plan.  Shitting Bull Warren gives money to Ace because of thousands of clicks by Morons.

That's wealth distribution I can believe in.

Posted by: Mandingo at June 22, 2012 08:10 AM (pUOpM)

144 If we are not supposed to kill people in the middle east, why did god make them muslims ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 22, 2012 08:10 AM (nTgAI)

145

The last time Syria was worth a shit was when Rome ran it.

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2012 12:06 PM (YdQQY)

 

Word, Vic.

 

From Wiki:

 

In 1400,  Timur Lenk,  or Tamerlane, invaded Syria, sacked  Aleppo  and captured  Damascus  after defeating the Mamluk army. The city's inhabitants were massacred, except for the artisans, who were deported to  Samarkand.  (Good Idea!!)  It was during the conquests of Timur that the indigenous Christian population of Syria began to suffer under greater persecutions.

By the end of the 15th century, the discovery of a sea route from Europe to the Far East ended the need for an  overland trade route  through Syria. In 1516, the  Ottoman Empire  invaded the Mamluk Sultanate of Egypt, conquering Syria, and incorporating it into its empire, before conquering Egypt itself the following year. From that time until the 20th century, Syria found itself largely apart from, and ignored by, world affairs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 22, 2012 08:16 AM (BAS5M)

146

"I just read that Syria has 100 metric tons of chemical weapons. "

 

The former owner's name is right there on the tip of my tongue.  Jeez, I wish I could remember it. 

 

Meh.  Still Bush's fault anyway, right?

Posted by: Jaws at June 22, 2012 08:16 AM (4I3Uo)

147 Awesomely excellent blog post Drew.

Posted by: hobbes at June 22, 2012 08:20 AM (OEQY9)

148 One man's humane policy is another's sign of weakness. We owe those iirg qods mother fuckers big time... Pipe-hittin'-blow-torchin'-medieval-asspain big time.

Posted by: Fastfreefall at June 22, 2012 08:21 AM (awLVJ)

149

 If and when you go to war, you kill people and break things. Go, fight, kill everything that holds a weapon, then, make the rubble bounce. Take their gold and silver and other valuables... and come home. Leave them nothing but smoking rubble...

 ...and nukes are always on the table. Make 'em glow in the dark so that it's easier to see 'em and kill 'em.

 The ONLY reason to have overseas military bases is to make it easier - and quicker - to blow our enemies to hell.

 Don't ever start a fight, but make damned sure you end it with any tool or weapon that's handy, and end it in your favor.

 

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at June 22, 2012 08:22 AM (WwR1j)

150 Fox is reporting that the Turkish jet that was shot down was shot down over the ocean.

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2012 08:49 AM (YdQQY)

151 .. and people say Ron Paul is nuts ...

Posted by: Gerry at June 22, 2012 08:53 AM (mmKw/)

152

kill them and go back home, no rebuilding, no nation-building, no nothing...

just kill them and leave.

Posted by: The Ruling Class at June 22, 2012 08:55 AM (jdOk/)

153 About Saddam Hussein's chem weapons being in Syria - the most compelling defense I've heard of that theory was this: What's the one thing more embarrassing to our government, re Iraq, than starting a war over WMD* and having it turn out there were none there? Implied answer: "Starting a war over WMD" and having them go astray because we did, or because we spent a year gearing up to go in for them. *: I know - Saddam had been committing acts of war since the last one ended, and it wasn't just about WMD. Still, that's sort of the shorthand in a lot of people's minds.

Posted by: JPS at June 22, 2012 08:59 AM (tn14L)

154 We should not get involved in Syria. This is a pissing match between Iran and the Muslim Brotherhood. Let them kill each other.

Posted by: Shockwave at June 22, 2012 09:23 AM (b1xzA)

155 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2012 09:47 AM (Xb3hu)

156 I think democracy, freedom and improving the lives of others should be a pleasant byproduct of American policy but the main goal should always be our interests. I'm sure it's been said before, but THIS^^^

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, Threadslayer at June 22, 2012 09:51 AM (wUspH)

157 Bismarck approves.

Posted by: BUTCH at June 22, 2012 09:57 AM (0APJ3)

158 Elizabeth Warren has been one of the greatest and most passionate defenders of America's middle class in recent years.

from the sign the card site. Whatta buncha crap. I hope her birthday cake tastes like tobacco.

Posted by: mallfly at June 22, 2012 10:20 AM (bJm7W)

159 We must crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear the lamentation of their women!

Posted by: Conan at June 22, 2012 10:40 AM (XvHmy)

160 "We've tried plenty of "do good" missions like Bosnia, Libya and even Afghanistan. How much good will has that bought us in the Muslim world?"

Permit me to add Somalia to that list.

Posted by: William Wallace at June 22, 2012 10:57 AM (9IttK)

161 Thank You!!!!

Posted by: William Eaton at June 22, 2012 11:39 AM (rwioF)

162 Jumping the propaganda gun:

Rather than simply reporting that one of their F-4 Phantoms disappeared over the Mediterranean, Turkey issues a statement that Syria apologizes for shooting it down, even though there is no report that Syria either shot it down or issued an apology to Turkey.

Turkey next announces uncertainty as to what it just announced.


Posted by: panzernashorn at June 22, 2012 11:49 AM (BAnPT)

163 Coolidge: "All Liberty Is Individual. The chief ideal of the American people is idealism. The chief business of the American people is business."

Keep it simple.


Posted by: panzernashorn at June 22, 2012 11:56 AM (BAnPT)

164 46 Tell me again why colonialism was a bad thing? Because these places could sure have used some Western ass-kicking back in the glory days of the British empire. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at June 22, 2012 11:20 AM (4df7R) Watched Lawrence of Arabia last night and did some reading. Damascus was liberated by Arabs under his leadership in 1918. They could not cooperate long enough to establish order in the city much less a functioning nation. The defeat and collapse of the Ottoman empire left a vacuum that the British and French filled. The xenophobic Bedouin moon god culture could not overcome its tribal hatreds so better organized cultures exploited them. History is replete with examples. This does not make colonialism good, just typical. As for the genocide that 'Reactionary' references, even if it were not an utterly repugnant strategy, it is not even remotely practical given the sizes and densities of the populations involved.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at June 22, 2012 12:41 PM (jts1f)

165 92 Here's my solution, and thanks for asking. I just read that Syria has 100 metric tons of chemical weapons. Find 'em, light 'em. Problem solved. Posted by: Gary from Jersey at June 22, 2012 11:35 AM 155 We should not get involved in Syria. This is a pissing match between Iran and the Muslim Brotherhood. Let them kill each other. Posted by: Shockwave at June 22, 2012 01:23 PM Gary, destroying stockpiles in Syria takes boots on the ground. I think that would be a very bad idea because I agree with Shockwave. As for the Turkey NATO war talk, Syria cannot control itself much less start some shit with a vastly better armed neighbor. Turkey won't start it because they know this is a proxy war between the Ayatollah and the and not worth their blood and treasure. However, even if they do, they will not need our help anyway.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at June 22, 2012 12:56 PM (jts1f)

166 ... between the Ayatollah and the Ikhwan ...

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at June 22, 2012 02:06 PM (jts1f)

167 I say we airdrop thousands of RPGs into the country, with the stickler that 1 in ten is rigged for premature detonation.  I figure the Syrian regular army is killing the SFA at a rate of 10 to 1, so this will make it even AND increase the number of Al Queda types killed.

Step 3, Profit!!!

Posted by: Xenophon at June 22, 2012 05:08 PM (gHBfR)

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