April 03, 2012

"Tremendous Damage:" Tornadoes Tear Through Texas, Around DFW
— Ace

A lot of property damage visible in the video. "Tremendous damage," NBC reports.

Video here.

If you're around there, get to the basement and stay safe.

Corrected: I linked a story about tornadoes in Texas, thinking it was about today's twisters. It wasn't. It was from April last year.

Posted by: Ace at 11:54 AM | Comments (192)
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1 Basements?

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 03, 2012 11:55 AM (Sh42X)

2 Is it still going on?

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2012 11:55 AM (GQ8sn)

3

Thoughts and prayers that all the Horde and their families are safe.

 

Any word if the tornado hit the Ballpark yet?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 11:55 AM (VtjlW)

4 Basements are kinda rare in TX. ....And OK, too.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 11:56 AM (+5U+B)

5 Too soon?

Posted by: toby928© at April 03, 2012 11:57 AM (GTbGH)

6 This so reminds me of this time last year in the Birmingham area....watched it live on WC. 

Stay safe, 'rons and 'ettes. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 11:57 AM (UOM48)

7 Lay off the Tums!

Posted by: mike at April 03, 2012 11:59 AM (fsTVa)

8 Still less frightened then If I was holding a gay porn mag and a fried Twinkie in front of the Obamas.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 11:59 AM (RfvTE)

9 Wow.  The NBC5 chopper pilot is NUTS!!!

Dude flew right along side that one on the ground in Lancaster for 20 minutes.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 03, 2012 12:00 PM (UK9cE)

10 Tornadoes can be assholes, sometimes.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 03, 2012 12:00 PM (jUytm)

11 You know you're in trouble when you hear your street name mentioned on the Weather Channel.  Happened to us about three years ago.  It ended up going over our neighborhood and ripping the steeple off a church several miles away.

Tornadoes terrify me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 12:01 PM (UOM48)

12 I think sometimes you have had enough tornadoes and its time to spread them around TEXAS!

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 12:01 PM (RfvTE)

13

Wow. The NBC5 chopper pilot is NUTS!!!

Dude flew right along side that one on the ground in Lancaster for 20 minutes

 

Dude. Dude. That is a suboptimal life choice.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 12:01 PM (VtjlW)

14 The Weather Channel was showing tractor trailers being thrown hundreds of feet in the air.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 03, 2012 12:01 PM (Sh42X)

15

You'd think I'd be getting used to this crap after 2.5 years in Tornado Alley, but I'm still the wimpiest wimp about it...while acting brave for the sake of the short people...

 

Not sure how hard it will hit here later...

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 03, 2012 12:02 PM (XdlcF)

16 I heard that The Ballpark at Arlington was in the path of possible tornadoes

Is Texas Stadium in that same area?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 12:02 PM (Y+DPZ)

17

Drudge has all the important links up. 

*

All hell is brakeing loose.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 03, 2012 12:02 PM (8ieXv)

18 If Republicans have their way, tornadoes will become infected with AIDS!!

Posted by: Veep Joey Biden [/i] at April 03, 2012 12:02 PM (JEpGb)

19 Poor Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Her hair was in the tornado and now she looks exactly the same.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 03, 2012 12:02 PM (RD6+t)

20 Texas? Where is that? Never heard of it. They're on their own.

Posted by: Barky's FEMA Response Team at April 03, 2012 12:03 PM (+5U+B)

21 Bill Maher to spout off about how this proves atheism in 5...4...3...

Posted by: nickless at April 03, 2012 12:03 PM (MMC8r)

22 Went through a milder version of this in a Dallas suburb just over a year ago. Was deeply weird.

Hope all the North TX Morons are safe and secure. WBAP right seems pretty wigged out right now.

Posted by: MrScribbler at April 03, 2012 12:03 PM (MQc8e)

23 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 12:04 PM (7W3wI)

24 They had to get people off planes at DFW.  Ugh.  Glad we're not traveling today.  Had enough turbulence on Sat. night to last for a while.  If you're not getting felt up by the TSA, there's the shitty weather.

I love flying. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 12:04 PM (UOM48)

25 Ain't taken a walk around to look for damage but the dog is OK.  He likes to run out and try to catch the hailstones.  Damn hail probably did a number on my AC compressor coil.

Posted by: Bob Saget at April 03, 2012 12:04 PM (SDkq3)

26 Stay safe Texas morons .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 03, 2012 12:05 PM (npr0X)

27 Anyone heard from AllenG?  He's in Arlington and there was a LOT of activity there just a bit ago.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 03, 2012 12:05 PM (UK9cE)

28 In other news, I still haven't had Jennifer Connelly.

Posted by: nickless at April 03, 2012 12:05 PM (MMC8r)

29 @23 - yeah, WBAP is right by Texas Stadium.  They got a near miss from a wall cloud.  (my condo is two blocks away from their building)

Posted by: blogRot at April 03, 2012 12:06 PM (A6JXc)

30 We must save our precious resources for the disasters in Blue States.

Posted by: Barky's FEMA Response Team at April 03, 2012 12:06 PM (+5U+B)

31 I heard that The Ballpark at Arlington was in the path of possible tornadoes

Is Texas Stadium in that same area?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 04:02 PM (Y+DPZ)



Same parking lot.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 03, 2012 12:06 PM (UK9cE)

32 no fema or federa aid for you guys. baraka

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 12:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

33

Anyone heard from AllenG? He's in Arlington and there was a LOT of activity there just a bit ago.

 

He said that he was heading for shelter a bit ago.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 12:08 PM (VtjlW)

34 You guys in TX be safe. And next year dig some basements, okay?

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 03, 2012 12:08 PM (RD7QR)

35 Damn! Tony Romo and now this!

Posted by: Jerry Jones at April 03, 2012 12:08 PM (Y+DPZ)

36 Video of tractor trailers getting tossed around like Democrat lies.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/8xvft9e

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 03, 2012 12:08 PM (Hx5uv)

37 Seriously though, I grew up surrounded by tornados.  Every couple years somewhere near by you would get hit.  Later you would drive by to check it out.  In the midwest when your forecast fox etc.. "Critical" emergency would flash youd have like 3-10 minutes before tornados would start landing.

Now I live out west.  They run the "critical" emergency for days to warn of high winds or unseasonable snow fall possibly happening later that week.  Thats because there is no real warning system for earthquakes... so you take your trade offs.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 12:09 PM (RfvTE)

38 I am trying to move to Texas. for some reason, and I have not heard a good answer, nobody has basements despite the fact that they live in tornado alley.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 12:09 PM (Z9EHQ)

39 Basements are kinda rare in TX. ....And OK, too.

why?

Posted by: Jean at April 03, 2012 12:09 PM (WkuV6)

40 Sounds like a lot more hail damage than wind damage right now

Posted by: Jerry Jones at April 03, 2012 12:09 PM (Y+DPZ)

41 I still think it's a good idea to stay in the basement.

Posted by: real joe at April 03, 2012 12:10 PM (aZYcK)

42 Way too warm and damp for basements.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 03, 2012 12:10 PM (RD6+t)

43 Barack Obama still doesn't care about White Southerners hit by tornadoes.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 12:10 PM (RfvTE)

44 Basements are kinda rare in TX. ....And OK, too.

In Houston they were rare because the water table was a foot over floor level. Dallas should be higher up, though.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 03, 2012 12:11 PM (QTHTd)

45 We don't have basements around here.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 03, 2012 12:11 PM (WDRA0)

46 where do you go in a tornado, then? Always thought a basement. No?

Posted by: ace at April 03, 2012 12:11 PM (nj1bB)

47 41 Basements are kinda rare in TX. ....And OK, too. why? Posted by: Jean at April 03, 2012 04:09 PM (WkuV6) Everyone keeps telling me it has to do with the clay soil and high water tables. I think it als has to do with the fact that everyone wants to build the biggest effin house they can and basement and waterproofing a basement are much more expensive that building on a slab.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 12:11 PM (Z9EHQ)

48 Tornadoes in Texas? Just Mother Nature's way of bitch-slapping gay-haters and xenophobes.

Posted by: Bill Maher at April 03, 2012 12:11 PM (U/ftZ)

49 41 Basements are kinda rare in TX. ....And OK, too.

why?

Posted by: Jean at April 03, 2012 04:09 PM (WkuV6)




Could have to do with the water table in the area.  You could have a half-basement if you're on a sloping lot.



We don't have one here, because it would be an indoor pool.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 12:12 PM (UOM48)

50 That dickhead Mike Bettis the other night was praising the replacement of tornado sirens for mobile apps that warn users.

"Get with the new technology!"

That's nice if you have an i-Phone. Those who don't can duck

Him and Cantore should die in a tornado

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 12:12 PM (Y+DPZ)

51 Ditch, maybe? I know that there's some magic place in the house that's supposed to be safe but I always forget where it is.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 03, 2012 12:12 PM (RD7QR)

52 golfball and baseball sized hail.

Posted by: blogRot at April 03, 2012 12:12 PM (A6JXc)

53 It is possible to have a basement in Texas, just a little pricey.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 12:12 PM (Z9EHQ)

54 Don't see many basements in California or Florida either

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 12:13 PM (Y+DPZ)

55 48 where do you go in a tornado, then?

Always thought a basement. No?

Posted by: ace at April 03, 2012 04:11 PM (nj1bB)



An interior closet or bath.  My husband's closet is our go-to.  Then just hunker down and pray.  Been there, done that too many times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 12:13 PM (UOM48)

56 >>>>>Is Texas Stadium in that same area? It's been destroyed

Posted by: X at April 03, 2012 12:14 PM (8Yc/9)

57 Florida, at least in Orlando, seems to be devoid of basements, I guess because it's one huge drained swamp.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 03, 2012 12:14 PM (RD7QR)

58 I'm here in Dallas.  The sirens are sounding, off and on.  Tornados are forming and touching down all over the metroplex.  Just heard on the radio that one touched down just a couple of miles from me.  In my immediate area now it is very dark, some thunder and light rain, but no hail yet.  Radio said there was egg sized hail somewhere in the metroplex.  The schools are locked down and they're encouraging parents (everyone) to not get out. 


Posted by: Mayday at April 03, 2012 12:14 PM (orrLR)

59

@49 "Everyone keeps telling me it has to do with the clay soil and high water tables. "

 

yeah, it is.  Sucks to dig through that clay sh!t just to plant an f'n garden.

Posted by: blogRot at April 03, 2012 12:14 PM (A6JXc)

60 Just got out of basement at office.  Several tore through nearby.  Hope AllenG, et al. are alright.  Storms about through for Fort Worth.  Dallas a bit longer.

Posted by: dogfish at April 03, 2012 12:14 PM (NuPNl)

61 The perils of Facebook for amateurs.

In one photo, Gilbert is seen kissing paper
currency of undetermined denomination. The caption at the bottom of the
photo reads “JEWBAGS.” A comment left on the posting refers to Gilbert
and a coterie of female companions as the “Jew cash money team.” Other
photos depict Gilbert as a bit of a party girl, including one featuring
an assortment of condoms.

Posted by: Democratic National Committee’s Jewish outreach liaison at April 03, 2012 12:15 PM (e8kgV)

62 Some handy scales off the top of my head

Meteors warnings = days-decades ahead of time
Hurricane warnings = 3-5 days ahead of time
Solar Plasma burst warnings  =1-5 days
Tsunami warnings = hours
Tornadoes warning = 5-20 minutes
Earthquakes warning = seconds
terrorist attacks = 0

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 12:16 PM (RfvTE)

63

All clear in FTW, happy to say.  I don't know how many of these near misses I can take.

Last year there was a supercell headed straight for the Aledo / West FTW area.  It split at the last minute and one half went down to Benbrook, then over to Arlington.  The other half went up to Trophy Club and on to Denton.

 

Looked for a while like the one that hit Cleburne / Joshua was heading our way again.

 

We don't do basements here.  Basements are great for tornadoes, but misery for houses with our soil type.

 

Can't wait for My Betters in New England to school me on how this was all due to CAGW.

Posted by: reason at April 03, 2012 12:16 PM (kZVsz)

64 Basements are kinda rare in TX. ....And OK, too.

why?

Posted by: Jean at April 03, 2012 04:09 PM (WkuV6)

.

In some places, the water table is high.  In many places, an average rainstorm can dump 4 inches in a couple of hours, so it would flood.  In the rest of the state, the soil is not very deep before you hit limestone.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 03, 2012 12:16 PM (WDRA0)

65 Obama will be there in his helo in 5,4,3,2 ....  months.

After all, they are mostly white.  Not HIS people.

Posted by: Barrysucks at April 03, 2012 12:16 PM (y0VOX)

66 Drudge has a link reporting "significant damage at Six Flags in Arlington", but a live report from The Weather Channel says no damage, just a lot of rain

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 12:16 PM (Y+DPZ)

67 I guess that douchebag Mike Malloy will be mocking the victims.  I have got to find the picture I have of him dressed as one of the Three Stooges.  He looks like an idiot.  If I ever find it in the tons of photo boxes, I'll scan it and send it to Ace to post and mock him (I'm in it too, but I was in my cute phase).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 12:17 PM (UOM48)

68

41 Basements are kinda rare in TX. ....And OK, too.

 

why?

 

Several reasons. ....Bedrock. ...Building on top of a concrete slab is cheaper, quicker, easier to keep cool in 100° summers.

 

And actually....when you have an 'airspace' underneath a structure, it makes it easier for the suction of a tornado to tear up the above ground part. ....Basements can become death traps in a tornado, buried under debris....which is why a lot of storm shelters are built in an open area, with a door that is slanted.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 12:17 PM (+5U+B)

69 Where Dave In Texas, in Texas? Hope you and loved ones are all safe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2012 12:17 PM (Af3Wg)

70 Dave in TX is toward Austin I think.

Posted by: dogfish at April 03, 2012 12:19 PM (NuPNl)

71 4 Basements are kinda rare in TX. ....And OK, too. --- OK, come on basements are Awesome

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 03, 2012 12:20 PM (SO2Q8)

72 'Nam Grunt is in Texas, but near the Gulf I believe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 12:20 PM (UOM48)

73 Reports that dozens of planes grounded at DFW airport to be inspected for hail damage

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 12:20 PM (Y+DPZ)

74 Yes, it is still going on. The newest cell is up near Denton. Scary stuff. Two touched down within 5 miles of my inlaws, but thankfully they are ok.

Posted by: Lauren at April 03, 2012 12:21 PM (bV8xV)

75 'Nam Grunt is in Louisiana, I think....moved about a year ago or so.

Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2012 12:21 PM (X6akg)

76 Warning sirens starting again in Dallas. Next wave is coming. re: My lame crack about Texas Stadium above. It was torn down 2 years ago. I know you meant Cowboy Stadium.

Posted by: X at April 03, 2012 12:21 PM (8Yc/9)

77 re: My lame crack about Texas Stadium above. It was torn down 2 years ago. I know you meant Cowboy Stadium. Posted by: X at April 03, 2012 04:21 PM

My bad, but I knew it's nicknamed "The House That Jerry Built"

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 12:23 PM (Y+DPZ)

78 If you don't have a basement, i find it safer to remain in the closet

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at April 03, 2012 12:23 PM (SO2Q8)

79 I can't believe I still have power.

Posted by: X at April 03, 2012 12:23 PM (8Yc/9)

80

73....OK, come on basements are Awesome

 

Yeah they are. ....When I was a kid, living in Arkansas, we had a basement. It was fun to play down there....and after it rained, we could float our toy boats in the 2 feet of water covering the floor.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 12:24 PM (+5U+B)

81 did you guys see the picture on Drudge - the one of the semi trailer flying through the air? I think it was shot by a guy in a helicopter simply looking over his shoulder .

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 12:25 PM (Z9EHQ)

82 We don't have basements here either but it has nothing to do with water table or soil.  You don't see basements and multi-story buildings when land is cheap.  It is a lot easier to build out than it is up or down.

I have considered building a storm shelter though. When I covered up my pool I thought real hard on that.

Posted by: Vic at April 03, 2012 12:25 PM (YdQQY)

83 Wow Ace, you beat Hot Air to this story. They don't even have a news link to it yet

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 12:25 PM (Y+DPZ)

84 The stimulative effect on the economy makes it all those dead Red Staters seem worthwhile. Shared sacrifice you know.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at April 03, 2012 12:25 PM (SO2Q8)

85 On the radio a few minutes ago, the Arlington mayor (?) just declared a state of emergency.

Sirens going off again and it's pouring rain.  Got very, very dark a few minutes ago, but it's lightened up some.  I'm on the far north Dallas border near Plano.

They're also worried about flooding. 

Posted by: Mayday at April 03, 2012 12:26 PM (orrLR)

86 I think I'll build a bunker oh I mean Storm Shelter that won't scare the permit person as much.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 03, 2012 12:26 PM (tf9Ne)

87 where do you go in a tornado, then?

Always thought a basement. No?

Posted by: ace at April 03, 2012 04:11 PM (nj1bB)

.

Interior bathroom, interior closet, etc.  I have a deep closet that runs underneath the stairs, which means it has a nearly solid 2x6 roof.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 03, 2012 12:26 PM (WDRA0)

88

There is a reason that the words "hail" and "hell" are phonetically interchangable in Texan dialect.

Baseballs in Irving.

Eggs in North Dallas.

Usually with these types of cells, if you get away with golfballs and you "only" need new shingles, you've done well.

Posted by: reason at April 03, 2012 12:26 PM (kZVsz)

89 You get in the bathtub in a bathroom in the middle of the house and pull a mattress over you. No, I'm not joking.

Posted by: Lauren at April 03, 2012 12:26 PM (bV8xV)

90 Jeebus!
Scary-ass video of that Trailer Truck park.
http://youtu.be/LN5Izcf-z9k

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 03, 2012 12:27 PM (Qxdfp)

91
.... and I blame Republicans for the damage in Dallas.   If my predecessor had passed the Kyoto Treaty and the current congress had acted on Cap and Trade.... the global warming which precipitated these dangerous storms would have been averted.   And.... since this disaster was totally avoidable.... and Texas is a Red State......Im denying Federal Disaster Assistance.

Your decisions have consequences, bitter clingers.

Posted by: Preznit Sir Golfsalot at April 03, 2012 12:27 PM (C8hzL)

92 64 Some handy scales off the top of my head

Meteors warnings = days-decades ahead of time Barack Obama = 1 year ahead of time
Hurricane warnings = 3-5 days ahead of time
Solar Plasma burst warnings =1-5 days
Tsunami warnings = hours
Tornadoes warning = 5-20 minutes
Earthquakes warning = seconds
terrorist attacks = 0
-----   FIFY

Posted by: Ace of Spades HQ at April 03, 2012 12:28 PM (SO2Q8)

93 Can we cut away from these twisters hitting homophobic racists? I want to cry over Little Trayvon some more

Posted by: Shep Smith-Cooper at April 03, 2012 12:28 PM (Y+DPZ)

94 My Dallas house is a 4 level split level with the bottom floor garage half buried. Yep, full of water. And no I wouldn't go there. The house could bury me. What Lauren said. The authorities advise getting under a mattress in the tub.

Posted by: X at April 03, 2012 12:28 PM (8Yc/9)

95

"Interior bathroom, interior closet, etc. I have a deep closet that runs underneath the stairs, which means it has a nearly solid 2x6 roof."

 

Nice.  You'll live!  I took quick stock of my house while it was being built, and the "safe room" is the hallway closet, right in the center of the house.  I was pleased, until the HVAC crew came in and suspended the a/c blower directly above that room.  Thanks, losers.

Posted by: reason at April 03, 2012 12:28 PM (kZVsz)

96 where do you go in a tornado, then? Always thought a basement.
---

I go to a bathroom on the first floor, which is just a few feet from where I am now.

Arlington has been declared a "state of disaster" (I said emergency earlier).

Posted by: Mayday at April 03, 2012 12:29 PM (orrLR)

97 I am denying fema aid and disaster loans to Texas because, they are a red state, but more importantly, even after the tornado, these places are better looking and safer than detroit, philadelphia, oakland, baltimore, dc and any other dark blue city or state.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 12:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

98 x yikes....when we lived in maryland i was always afraid the electricity would go out....the sump pump would stop working and the finished basement would be ruined!!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 03, 2012 12:30 PM (Ho2rs)

99 75 Reports that dozens of planes grounded at DFW airport to be inspected for hail damage

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 04:20 PM

It's a twister! It's a twister!

Posted by: Johnny from Airplane! at April 03, 2012 12:30 PM (Y+DPZ)

100

It's good to have a bath tub....most houses have them around here. A bath tub is a good place to survive, with a mattress or some quilts on top of you.

 

Personally, I like to keep an eye on the weather....and if one is headed for my house...I grab the pets and get in my truck and go in the opposite direction until it has passed.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 12:31 PM (+5U+B)

101 lol!

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 12:31 PM (RfvTE)

102

Yeh, I live in a swamp. Excuse me, "bayou". No basements. We get into the laundry room, which is completely internal and can get under the built-in desk there or in the broom closet.

 

Strangely enough, soccer for tonight is canceled as that storm heads this way.

Posted by: Mama AJ in NW Louisiana at April 03, 2012 12:31 PM (XdlcF)

103 The authorities advise getting under a mattress in the tub.
--
I just read emergency procedures on the weather channel website and they include:

You can cushion yourself with a mattress, but don't cover yourself with one. Cover your head and eyes with a blanket or jacket to protect against flying debris and broken glass. Don't waste time moving mattresses around.

Posted by: Mayday at April 03, 2012 12:31 PM (orrLR)

104 >>The authorities advise getting under a mattress in the tub.

Who has time to drag a mattress into the bathroom? Are we just supposed to keep an extra in the hallway six months out of the year?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 03, 2012 12:32 PM (ZKzrr)

105 That reminds me of one of the saddest stories ever. A few years ago a mother was killed during a tornado because she was laying on top of the mattress to keep her kids safe underneath. All 3 kids survived.

Posted by: Lauren at April 03, 2012 12:32 PM (bV8xV)

106 Under a mattress? Kinky

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 03, 2012 12:33 PM (SO2Q8)

107

Master bathroom tub is under a skylight and on an external wall.

 

So probably not a good option.

 

Other tub is on an external wall, though close enough to the neighbor's house that it's pretty shielded.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 03, 2012 12:34 PM (XdlcF)

108 77 'Nam Grunt is in Louisiana, I think....moved about a year ago or so.

Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2012 04:21 PM (X6akg)




Tami, I think he moved from LA to TX to be near his family.  I could be wrong *husband nods head vigorously*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 12:34 PM (UOM48)

109

"Arlington has been declared a "state of disaster""

...this is news...?  *rimshot!*

Posted by: reason at April 03, 2012 12:34 PM (kZVsz)

110 yeah and the great thing about hiding under a mattress in a tub is when you wet yourself for not having a basement the clean up is a lot easier. I spent a lot of time in kansas and everyone always says go to the basement, if you do not have a basement go to an interior bathroom and cover yourself with a mattress. if you are close enough for a tornado to wreck your hose because of air passing through a basement then the damage is going to be sufficient to crush you bathroom.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 12:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

111 how do you vent a laundry room that is completely internal?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 12:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

112 Even money that president cockweed won't give federal disaster aid to Texas.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 03, 2012 12:36 PM (O/onO)

113 I lost a house to the fires and a business to the tornadoes last year. These, so far, are north of me. All those people, including friends and family, are in my prayers.

Posted by: texette at April 03, 2012 12:36 PM (zt3lR)

114 Aerial live over Arlington looks like mainly roof damage that you'd get from an F-1 or heavy hail

F-4 or F-5, all you'd see is piles of kindling

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 12:37 PM (Y+DPZ)

115 We were always told to hide under tables, desks, doorways, anything structurally strong.

If I lived there now, I would just weld a strong but basic metal table, slap some varnished wood on the outside so it looks normal.  Now, you always got a very safe place to hide sitting right there.

Also could tip it on its side in case of firefight.  ( I have always wanted to put a metal sheet in the back of a sofa for just that reason)

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 12:37 PM (RfvTE)

116 Both my full baths are upstairs, but thankfully we arent hit by too many tornadoes in Austin. I really don't have a good safe room here, but we live next to a pond, so we would probably flood before we got taken out by a tornado.

Posted by: Lauren at April 03, 2012 12:37 PM (bV8xV)

117 "Tremendous damage," NBC reports, "caused by a white Hispanic chasing down and killing a black man."

Posted by: PJ at April 03, 2012 12:37 PM (DQHjw)

118 Wonder where W's house is in Dallas?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 12:37 PM (UOM48)

119

Now....the really scary shit....is night time tornadoes. .....But those don't happen as often as daytime tornadoes.

 

We sleep in sweat pants and t-shirts, when the forecast has some front lines headed in our direction overnight. ....That way we've got clothes on if we have to jump and run.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 12:37 PM (+5U+B)

120 Why does MSNBC keep describing the sky as BLACK?  Racists!

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 12:37 PM (RfvTE)

121 Things just calmed down, but the sirens are going off again.  This is getting old.  The tornado watch is until 8pm tonight.

Posted by: Mayday at April 03, 2012 12:38 PM (orrLR)

122

"I lost a house to the fires and a business to the tornadoes last year."

Shit year...

Posted by: reason at April 03, 2012 12:38 PM (kZVsz)

123 Oh, and before you get into the bathtub, put on some sturdy shoes.  You don't want to be walking around broken glass and splinters barefoot.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 03, 2012 12:38 PM (ZKzrr)

124 That's a bummer about no basements, especially in those hot Texas summers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2012 12:38 PM (JIDLg)

125 many years ago there was a news story about a tornado that hit a trailer park. a local sheriff mad a comment on how "tornados seem attracted to trailer parks" on the news. someone got all hot and bothered about his comment and forced him to make a retraction.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 12:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

126

Heather, we empty out the broom closet and move stuff out of the laundry room every time there's a tornado warning.

There's usually some warning.

 

If you're paying attention. If however, you've just moved, don't have the weather radio set up and aren't watching local tv, you might not have time to do anything besides say "wow, the wind is blowing branches down" before the tornado has gone through your neighborhood.

 

Hypothetically.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 03, 2012 12:38 PM (XdlcF)

127 Funnel cloud spotted in Forney.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 03, 2012 12:38 PM (d6QMz)

128 You can cushion yourself with a mattress, but don't cover
yourself with one. Cover your head and eyes with a blanket or jacket to
protect against flying debris and broken glass. Don't waste time moving
mattresses around.

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Having sheltered in a basement four times in my lifetime..... I'll take my chances in the basement.

True story.....   when I was 10 or so.... we took shelter in the basement during a tornado.   House was not too badly damaged, but we lost alot of trees.  In Iowa, everything taller than 5' has a lightning rod on it.  Lightning rods on houses are generally grounded to the water line.

Guess who, while huddled in the basement with his mother and little brothers, was actually holding onto the water main line when lightning struck a rod.   ME.  Knocked my ass out.   Scared my Mom to death.   That strike actually melted the lid shut on the washing machine.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 03, 2012 12:38 PM (C8hzL)

129 Oh Lord.  Just thought about Beck gloating over his move to Dallas.

Hope he's okay, but he'll probably cry anyway. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 12:38 PM (UOM48)

130

"Wonder where W's house is in Dallas?"

 

I'm pretty sure he's in Highland Park.

Posted by: reason at April 03, 2012 12:39 PM (kZVsz)

131 Wonder where W's house is in Dallas? Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 04:37 PM (UOM4 preston hollow

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 12:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

132 My grandparents had a concrete storm cellar just like the one in the wizard of oz. They woke me up and ran me out there in the middle of the night when I was 4-ish. Took me till I was 25 not to panic every time it rained. Looking back, my mother was probably very dramatic.

Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2012 12:39 PM (CMM9V)

133 eldest son is in the DFW area; he reports that the weather is "sporty"

Posted by: the Butcher at April 03, 2012 12:40 PM (8g9qq)

134 damn fixerupper

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 03, 2012 12:40 PM (Ho2rs)

135

120 Wonder where W's house is in Dallas?

 

It looked like it's in central Dallas area....when Fox showed where it was on the map. It wasn't in an area that got hit though. I don't think.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 12:40 PM (+5U+B)

136 TornadoTables (TM)

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 12:40 PM (RfvTE)

137 Barky is now manipulating the weather over the red states.

Posted by: Cast Iron at April 03, 2012 12:41 PM (EL+OC)

138 Wonder where W's house is in Dallas?
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He lives just a few miles south of me, off the same main street.  I haven't heard of any tornadoes touching down around there.

Posted by: Mayday at April 03, 2012 12:42 PM (orrLR)

139 Nam Grunt is in LA, near Lake Charles. Moved around the same time I moved from TX to LA, too. Which means 2 years ish.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 03, 2012 12:42 PM (XdlcF)

140 In my experience parents who over or under-react can leave children very confused.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 12:42 PM (RfvTE)

141 W lives right by SMU in Highland Park.

Posted by: Lauren at April 03, 2012 12:42 PM (bV8xV)

142 We were living on Chanute Air Force Base in Rantoul, IL when I was about six.  I remember the tornado siren going off and my mother running around opening all the windows upstairs and down (that's what they used to tell people to do).  I was scared to death (had seen the Wizard of Oz and it gave me nightmares) and was running around behind her shutting them.

Somewhere in my parent's things is a newspaper picture of the funnel cloud going right over the base.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 12:42 PM (UOM48)

143 Wonder where W's house is in Dallas? -- He lives just a few miles south of me, off the same main street. I haven't heard of any tornadoes touching down around there. Posted by: Mayday at April 03, 2012 04:42 PM (orrLR) i am pretty sure it is preston hollow. of course nothing touced down there, cheney has placed a protection spell over the entire cul de sac. as long as he has two hearts, everything is fine.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 12:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

144

Guess who, while huddled in the basement with his mother and little brothers, was actually holding onto the water main line when lightning struck a rod. ME. Knocked my ass out. Scared my Mom to death. That strike actually melted the lid shut on the washing machine.
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But what superpowers did you wind up with?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 03, 2012 12:43 PM (SO2Q8)

145 132 "Wonder where W's house is in Dallas?"

I'm pretty sure he's in Highland Park.   ---   For the moment...

Posted by: Texas Twister at April 03, 2012 12:44 PM (SO2Q8)

146 135 eldest son is in the DFW area; he reports that the weather is "sporty"

Posted by: the Butcher at April 03, 2012 04:40 PM (8g9qq)




""Sporty"......that's what our son called one of his last convoys.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 12:44 PM (UOM48)

147 But what superpowers did you wind up with?
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The power of conservative reasoning.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 03, 2012 12:45 PM (C8hzL)

148

127 That's a bummer about no basements, especially in those hot Texas summers.

 

What you save on 'not' excavating a basement, can go towards buying a bigass air conditioner unit.....which you will need anyway, because when it stays above 90° for months on end....even a basement would be hot.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 12:45 PM (+5U+B)

149 Today is the anniversary of the1974 Super Outbreak. 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Outbreak

One across Indiana was a half-mile wide, 260 miles long.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 03, 2012 12:45 PM (ZKzrr)

150

>>That strike actually melted the lid shut on the washing machine

 

The wonderful perspective of kids: my daughter says "I hope there were no clothes in there."

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 03, 2012 12:45 PM (XdlcF)

151 Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi on tornado watches for tonight

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 12:45 PM (Y+DPZ)

152 A tornado just hit the Forney High School.  Forney is near Mesquite, east of Dallas.

Posted by: Mayday at April 03, 2012 12:45 PM (orrLR)

153 I'm praying for all you Texans. 


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 12:46 PM (UOM48)

154 The wonderful perspective of kids: my daughter says "I hope there were no clothes in there."

LOL... tell here there actually was a load in the machine. 

Posted by: fixerupper at April 03, 2012 12:47 PM (C8hzL)

155 I don't think you understand. Obama is a wannabe dictator. Of course the courts can strike down other federal laws. But this is different. This is *his* law. He is the ultimate authority, and how dare they challenge him. No inconsistency, see?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 03, 2012 12:47 PM (21lBC)

156 132 "Wonder where W's house is in Dallas?"

I'm pretty sure he's in Highland Park. Posted by: reason at April 03, 2012 04:39 PM

How come the tornadoes destroyed every other house in the Dallas Metroplex but Bush's house was untouched?

We're just asking questions !!!!!

Posted by: The Troofers at April 03, 2012 12:48 PM (Y+DPZ)

157 Mike Napoli shot some pretty crazy video from inside the Ballpark in Arlington, but they're not going to let a silly tornado keep them from playing an exhabition game.

Posted by: Lauren at April 03, 2012 12:48 PM (bV8xV)

158

139 Barky is now manipulating the weather over the red states.

---

His arm has grown long indeed, if he can draw
snow down from the North to trouble us here
three hundred leagues away.

Posted by: Gimli at April 03, 2012 12:48 PM (SO2Q8)

159 chicque d afrique you might be posting in the wrong thread or your comparing Obamas reign to a supercell tornado... in which case the descriptions are interchangeable.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 12:49 PM (RfvTE)

160 The power of conservative reasoning. -- With great Power...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 03, 2012 12:50 PM (SO2Q8)

161 When I was a child, I went to visit my grandparents in Indiana.  A night tornado swept by not far from their house, and brought down half of a tree, into the side of the house and breaking the window near my bed.  My grandparents brushed the broken glass off of me, and carried me to the sofa, where I woke the next morning, oblivious to the storm.  I wish I could sleep like that nowdays.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 03, 2012 12:51 PM (WDRA0)

162 Forney high school and elementary school were both hit. Roof ripped off.

Posted by: Lauren at April 03, 2012 12:55 PM (bV8xV)

163

Hitting a high school could be potentially disastrous right now.  Kids and parents all over the place, picking up, after-school functions.  Yuck.

Posted by: reason at April 03, 2012 12:55 PM (sPO/s)

164 In my experience parents who over or under-react can leave children very confused.
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Mine must have been under-reactors.  I grew up in Dallas and never once did we take cover.  There are tornado watches (at a minimum) every year.  I don't really get too worried about them, unless a tornado has actually been sighted or touched down near my house. 

Years ago I remember when a good friend told me her family had taken cover, huddling in bathtubs with mattresses, that I thought she was way over-reacting.  Today I'm more annoyed than scared, though of course I hope nobody is hurt.

Posted by: Mayday at April 03, 2012 12:55 PM (orrLR)

165 The Joplin tornado last year had debris returns on radar at 20,000 ft. That was one mean sumbitch

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 12:56 PM (Y+DPZ)

166 161 chicque d afrique you might be posting in the wrong thread or your comparing Obamas reign to a supercell tornado... in which case the descriptions are interchangeable. Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 04:49 PM (RfvTE) Oops.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 03, 2012 12:57 PM (21lBC)

167 "Posted by: The Troofers at April 03, 2012 04:48 PM (Y+DPZ) "

 

!TORNADOES CAN'T BEND STEEL!  GOOGLE IT!

Posted by: ROSIE O'DONNEL at April 03, 2012 12:57 PM (sPO/s)

168 I'm near Arlington. My place is safe but lots of damage in the area. Hope all morons are ok.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 03, 2012 12:58 PM (rCWlt)

169 161 chicque d afrique you might be posting in the wrong thread or your comparing Obamas reign to a supercell tornado... in which case the descriptions are interchangeable. Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 04:49 PM (RfvTE) they both apparently wanna wreck Texas.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 12:58 PM (Z9EHQ)

170 165 Hitting a high school could be potentially disastrous right now. Kids and parents all over the place, picking up, after-school functions. Yuck. Posted by: reason at April 03, 2012 04:55 PM

If it wasn't Texas, they would need an army of "grief counselors" for the delicate psychs of the kiddies

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 12:58 PM (Y+DPZ)

171 Too bad it's not bothering the tards in Arlington Va instead of Arlington Tx.

Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2012 12:59 PM (CMM9V)

172

Vashta - you sound like one of my kids.  He can sleep through thunderstorms with thunderclaps that will rattle the windows for 30-45 seconds.

 

On the other hand, woe to the entire household if my damn neighbors' dog goes outside to bark at something at 2:00am.

Posted by: reason at April 03, 2012 01:00 PM (sPO/s)

173 Sign that things might be getting better...hearing a commercial on the radio for the first time in hours.

Posted by: Mayday at April 03, 2012 01:01 PM (orrLR)

174 Here in the Keller/Southlake area, things are clearing. Got some heavy rain and a lot of lightning, but no hail and no tornados. We haven't been able to get in touch with my uncle who lives near Six Flags/Ranger stadium, though.

Posted by: AngelEm at April 03, 2012 01:01 PM (lLN97)

175

"If it wasn't Texas, they would need an army of "grief counselors" for the delicate psychs of the kiddies."

 

Yup.  We'll need the grief counselors, but only because they'll all be bummed that school isn't cancelled tomorrow because of it.

Posted by: reason at April 03, 2012 01:02 PM (sPO/s)

176 I used to hate getting stuck at school on tonadoey days...the only thing worse is getting snowed in for several days.   

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 03, 2012 01:03 PM (Ec6wH)

177 These look like F-1 to F-2 twisters, haven't seen any 1/2 mile wide funnels or neighborhoods that look like they were hit by a nuclear blast

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 01:03 PM (Y+DPZ)

178

I've learned that the when the local tv claims there are multiple tornadoes in the area, they haven't necessarily touched down. They see swirly clouds on the radar and freak.

 

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 03, 2012 01:04 PM (XdlcF)

179 Vashta - you sound like one of my kids. He can sleep through thunderstorms with thunderclapsthat will rattle the windows for 30-45 seconds.
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I'm the oldest of three sisters, and had my own bedroom while the other two shared one when we were kids.  One night, there was a huge, loud thunderstorm, loud thunder and lighting included.  Me and the middle sister were both awaken, and both rushed to the bed of our youngest sister who was about 6 or 7 at the time, thinking she would be scared.  She slept through the whole thing.

Very sadly and unexpectedly, that youngest sister died 6 months ago yesterday.

Posted by: Mayday at April 03, 2012 01:05 PM (orrLR)

180 I am so sorry for your loss, Mayday.

Posted by: Lauren at April 03, 2012 01:06 PM (bV8xV)

181 Ah, sorry to hear that Mayday.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 03, 2012 01:08 PM (XdlcF)

182 After a disaster,  grief-ing counselors can be very handy for plugging leaks in walls or soaking up water from floors.  They most tools they lack the ability to perform useful labor on their own but in the right hands can serve a purpose in a pinch.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 01:11 PM (RfvTE)

183 149 But what superpowers did you wind up with?

The power of conservative reasoning.   ----   I will now pray for Elena Kagan and Sonia Sotomayor to be struck by lightning.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 03, 2012 01:11 PM (SO2Q8)

184 Mayday - I'm sorry...

Posted by: reason at April 03, 2012 01:16 PM (sPO/s)

185 Here in the Keller/Southlake area, things are clearing. Got some heavy rain and a lot of lightning, but no hail and no tornados.
--

Very calm in my area now.  Local channel showed video online of people cleaning up and even trying to do some roof repair in Arlington.  Arlington and Lancaster got the worst of it.  So far no casualties reported.  They just reported a tornado on the ground in Royce City, near Rockwall. 

This storm is mostly remarkable for the sheer number of tornadoes and how widespread they are all over the DFW metroplex and surrounding areas.  Many of them probably did fairly minor damage, although storms like these can bring a lot of tree and roof damage, even without a tornado hitting.  And as someone said above, the media does go into freak-out mode.

Posted by: Mayday at April 03, 2012 01:18 PM (orrLR)

186 Mayday - I'm sorry..
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Thanks.  Usually I don't mention it, but it seemed strange to tell that story about her without mentioning it.

Posted by: Mayday at April 03, 2012 01:20 PM (orrLR)

187 Southlake reporting the all clear for us, not so much for our friends ot the east.  Gonna be some serious damage when it's all said & done.  Haven't heard of any fatalities, thank God... some injuries, though.  Hit right when kids were getting out of school.  U.G.L.Y.

Posted by: kqb29 at April 03, 2012 01:23 PM (hW7/O)

188 #64

Depends where the object is coming from. If it were substantially off-plane it could be nearly on top of us and go unnoticed. Some astrophysics types think an extra-solar object is most likely because most of the intra-solar garbage likely to cross our orbit already impacted something a long, long time ago. Mostly Jupiter, the big neighborhood trash collector.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 03:35 PM (kcfmt)

189 My buddy in Dallas was on the road to OKC when this storm hit him.  He pulled over and took cover but his car wasn't as lucky.  He says it's totaled from 20 minutes of baseball-sized hail. Those are some pics I can't wait to see.

Posted by: Bang Out Of Order at April 03, 2012 06:15 PM (1H47k)

190 I'm just home from work .  My neighborhood in Arlington was thankfully missed.  My truck at work during the tornado that passed near DFW ( didn't fully touch ground) but threw lots of hail on the airport missed our parking lot at work a mile away from airport.  Wow.  I'm lucky.  I feel for everyone trying to fly through the area tonight, and tomorrow.  it's a mess.  No deaths so far throughout the area.  Crazy.

Posted by: Yip in Texas at April 03, 2012 07:51 PM (Mrdk1)

191 That  tornado is  scary  as  all  hell.

Few modern homes could survive anything like this. maybe an old brick house with seriously stout roof trussing (old growth timbers are tough as hell) bolted to vertical retrofit strapping.


I'll suffer through minor trembler's every once in a while  and even a massive earthquake once every few decades, than you very much.

Posted by: 13times at April 03, 2012 11:25 PM (h6XiD)

192 Lots of damage west & south of where we live..... AP called me from DC - they wanted me to run INTO the storms to get video - Er - No thanks - I told AP I was not going to work for their left leaning org anymore but they keep calling.....

Posted by: izoneguy at April 04, 2012 05:21 AM (edKMc)

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