November 20, 2012

TSA Continues Providing First-Rate Protection, Second Degree Sexual Assault
— Ace

I don't get much of this hassle -- but then I'm not an attractive young girl.

For some reason -- Dana Loesch seems to get this problem a lot -- the TSA is pretty sure that most terrorists are attractive young women, and they're probably hiding their bombs in their vaginas and breasts.

So, now a 17 year old girl, daughter grand-niece of a Congressman, on a trip with her Christian youth group, has her breasts publicly exposed by the TSA.

What the government and the civil libertarians are quite certain of is that we must not racially profile people actually fitting the terrorist profile -- Muslim men between 18 and 40. So we let the TSA workers pick and choose. And what ends up happening is we get racial profiling of young women, aged 16 to 35, usually white and usually a C cup or better. They are not being selected for their likelihood of terrorist intent, but rather according to how much the TSA screener wants to touch them.

This is racial profiling too -- or sexual profiling, at least, and unlike the racial kind, it has no rational link to the sort of crime being profiled. This is just about personal sexual jollies.


Posted by: Ace at 08:48 AM | Comments (318)
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1 First? Wtf?

Posted by: HungryKitty at November 20, 2012 08:51 AM (KGrLI)

2 Or, as civil libertarians we say get rid of the damned TSA. How many have they stopped?

Posted by: pointsnfigures at November 20, 2012 08:51 AM (EBPRt)

3 Christina Hendricks does not fly for this reason.

Posted by: EC at November 20, 2012 08:52 AM (GQ8sn)

4 I was told these things were all Mitt Romney's fault.

Posted by: Dave S. at November 20, 2012 08:52 AM (GX2fm)

5 If only I'd known that I could skip college and get a job fondling women providing top-notch security for the nation, I wouldve saved myself a few thousand in debt.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at November 20, 2012 08:53 AM (5UcDQ)

6 In this case ...

BOOOOSH!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 20, 2012 08:53 AM (ON54M)

7 Rep Hall should ask for a post on DHS appropriations, see how quick someone gets fired,

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2012 08:53 AM (49lPc)

8 Not that it affects the point of the post much, but it was his "grand-niece" not his daughter.

Posted by: SpasticToad at November 20, 2012 08:54 AM (Zewfw)

9 They told me if I voted for Mitt Romney, there'd be a war on women... Amy Alkon is writing about this again. Apparently the TSA's in-house propagandist - I mean, blogger, attacked her personally in a post.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at November 20, 2012 08:54 AM (Od5/V)

10 Tsa loves to engage us pilots in conversation to try and smell alcohol on our breathes on a daily basis too. I have quite the attitude when I pass through tsa. They take my water bottle and nail clippers while a crash axe sits behind me in the cockpit. Now these motherfuckers are unionizing?

Posted by: Hawker Flyer at November 20, 2012 08:54 AM (2z0mM)

11 Our lawyers have assured us that when you buy that ticket it's like consenting to rape.  Legitimate rape.

Posted by: Big Sis at November 20, 2012 08:56 AM (/ZZCn)

12 The TSA is a joke and the people they hire are of the lowest common denominator or less. And the management is not much better. On the other hand, Congress is not much better

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2012 08:56 AM (79ueO)

13 If I were one of the adult leaders on that trip, I would be in jail right now for beating the ever loving fuck out of whomever did that. Let's see. Walk naked past a window inside your own home and if someone walking past who has a child with them looks in and sees you, you are the one charged with a sex crime. Expose a minor's breasts to an entire airport full of people, oops. Sorry about that.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 20, 2012 08:56 AM (VtjlW)

14

Remember when ROSS dropped Emily OFF AT THE AIRPORT and then ran back to LONDON to propose to her? garrett fagged out again andcried.

 

I bet Emily got felt up a couple times on THAT TRIP>

 

/back on-topic

Posted by: spongewing plover at November 20, 2012 08:57 AM (r5w1L)

15 Post- 9/11 hysteria leads to the Government feeling us up whenever we want to take a commercial flight.

All politicians must fucking hang.

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 20, 2012 08:57 AM (8sCoq)

16 My next report on threats to homeland security will focus on the grave need for TSA inspection points at the employee entrances of the following establishments: Hooters Tilted Kilt Twin Peaks

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at November 20, 2012 08:57 AM (C3KwS)

17 If it had been anyone other than a federal employee it would be sexual assault and the perp would spend time behind bars and the rest of his life on a sex-offender list.

Posted by: DC Zombie at November 20, 2012 08:57 AM (b96e6)

18 I just figured out how we can win in 2016!

We throw any warm body up there as our nominee with only a single issue driving the whole campaign:  complete gutting of the TSA.

No way we can lose!

Posted by: EC at November 20, 2012 08:58 AM (GQ8sn)

19 Or, as civil libertarians we say get rid of the damned TSA. How many have they stopped? Posted by: pointsnfigures

It's government; all successes are due to their professionalism and lightening-quick reflexes. All misses are someone else's fault, and sometimes we just need to be bomb

Get in line, serf. Macht schnell!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 20, 2012 08:58 AM (ON54M)

20 OMG.  Winner of the Best Headline Award 2012.

Posted by: dogfish at November 20, 2012 08:58 AM (NuPNl)

21 These TSA people are real losers. They are the ones who couldn't make it on to a real police force.

Posted by: Airport Cop Who WILL Tell You What To DO at November 20, 2012 08:58 AM (jucos)

22 In July I was flying.  I went into that tube thing.  While in there, my hands touched my head.  They then called me aside and swabbed some substance on my hands.  They wouldn't tell me what it was.  Then the palms of my hands itched uncontrollably for about an hour.

They must be on guard for a hairgel bomb or something? 

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 20, 2012 08:59 AM (Nfpnr)

23 I think TSA should give Temple Grandin a grant.  She could teach TSA inspectors how to handle human livestock humanely.

Posted by: mrp at November 20, 2012 08:59 AM (HjPtV)

24 Our lawyers have assured us that when you buy that ticket it's like consenting to rape. Legitimate rape. Posted by: Big Sis at November 20, 2012 12:56 PM (/ZZCn) Actually, that is more or less the TSA and Dept. of Homeland Security position on that. Purchase of the ticket is voluntary acquiescence to the TSA security procedures.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 20, 2012 08:59 AM (VtjlW)

25 We need to declare our undying love of Islam and this crap would go away for us so long as we got tans.

Help me out Ace I am really trying not to hate the public.

How in the high hell could anyone sit this one out to "teach the GOP a lesson?"

Our foreign policy and security are being run by the 6 trillion $ Scoamf and people were indifferent.

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 08:59 AM (LRFds)

26 when is Gloria Allred going to file suit..?

Posted by: mallfly at November 20, 2012 09:01 AM (bJm7W)

27 Actually, I think saying "TSA Continues First Rate Protection of Muslims, Second Degree Sexual Assult for Everyone Else" might be more accurate.

Posted by: shibumi at November 20, 2012 09:01 AM (z63Tr)

28 Last time I went to Israel the only 2 people TSA pulled over were my 18 year old daughter and the young pretty cute wife of this other guy- i'd say 23 at most. Coincidinky? I doubt it. I was fuming.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2012 09:01 AM (79ueO)

29 If TSA was interested in doing a proper job they would use (among other things) more dogs.

Big, black, friendly dogs.

The dogs wouldn't have to actually DO anything, just be there and be friendly. The screeners would just watch the reactions of the passengers to the dogs.

Select anybody who reacts negatively for closer screening.


Posted by: Nighthawk at November 20, 2012 09:01 AM (RSqz2)

30 Isn't TSA now going around and checking drinks of passengers who are now through security? You know, where those drinks have been purchased on the other side of the Thin Rapey Line since you can't bring stuff through yourself. Oh and iirc one of the makers of the whole body scanners recently got busted for lying outright about the risks posed by the scanners.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 20, 2012 09:02 AM (VtjlW)

31 THIS IS YOUR GOVERNMENT

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 20, 2012 09:02 AM (8sCoq)

32 I've decided to follow Paul McCartney's advice and enjoy a 'cruelty-free holiday' so I'll forsake the genital fondling from the preverts at the TSA and drive to the 'kids' homes in my new non-union made automobile. Between the election and the six game losing streak of the home team, anyone getting near my 'pork and beans' is likely to score an extra point as I propel them through the nearest uprights.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at November 20, 2012 09:03 AM (feFL6)

33

Another reason I don't fly.

 

This is just disgusting.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit[/i][/b][/u] at November 20, 2012 09:03 AM (4df7R)

34 re: 'Not that it affects the point of the post much, but it was his "grand-niece" not his daughter.'

Anyone carrying any measurable amount of the genes of our rulers should be immune from the indignities the government inflicts on the little people.

DON'T YOU KNOW WHO 1.5625% OF ME IS?

"That's not the point, troll!"

Then why is it there? All pointy-lookin'?

Posted by: oblig. at November 20, 2012 09:03 AM (cePv8)

35 I just recently used the TSA pre-pass at Salt Lake City Airport.  Pre-pass is for either extreme road warriors or those of us who have more secure goverment passes( Customs Global Entry).    You don't have to take your shoes or belt off,  you can leave your computer in your bag (along with liquids) and just saunter through a metal detector.   My daughter was 15 minutes in the regular peon line. 

It was not unpleasant in anyway (even the TSA guys were nice).   This is the type of security most americans should be subjected to if a reasonable amount of high risk profiling (not necessarily racial) was done.

Posted by: DirtyJobsGuy at November 20, 2012 09:03 AM (CAROR)

36 How in the high hell could anyone sit this one out to "teach the GOP a lesson?"
Posted by: Harlekwin15

There's no nice way to phrase it; ego. Pure ego.

And I realize that it's bad form to jump to motivation in any discussion because it skirts close to ad hom., but there is no other conclusion.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 20, 2012 09:04 AM (ON54M)

37 >>>get rid of the damned TSA homeland security

FIFY

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 20, 2012 09:04 AM (0q2P7)

38 Ace, on the negotiated statement about Benghazi. A good analogy is Maryland leaving the ACC yesterday. Officially the vote was unanimous. In reality a significant minority wanted to stay in the ACC, an informal vote was taken, and it was clear they would lose the vote. Then for the sake of institutional unity an official vote is taken that is unanimous.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 20, 2012 09:04 AM (ZPrif)

39 It's extremely difficult to judge the merits of this case without recourse to video surveillance records. Indeed, absent photographic evidence, it is problematic to speculate whether the incident did in fact take place.

POIDH.

Posted by: comatus at November 20, 2012 09:04 AM (qaVK+)

40 13 AlexTheChick,

No Alex you'd be dead.  They are armed and they have the loosest weapons free policy I've ever seen. Elderly guy got drawn on for trying to walk back through the exit walkway from the concourse at Indianapolis Intl Airport when I was waiting on wife to get back from a TDY in the summer.  Silly me thought Obamao would pay a price at the polls for Govt hijinks....

nope.

They look to have about 4 hours of weapons training unless I miss my guess.


Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:04 AM (LRFds)

41 mmmm, Dana Loesch.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2012 09:05 AM (LM1sg)

42 I'd add that on my way back from HI in July, I observed the TSA screener who was supposed to be watching as the carry-on bags were being x-rayed playing on her iPhone for at least 2 minutes solid, while the carry-on bags whizzed by.  I think it would have been possible to bring one of those cartoon spherical bombs with the fuse on fire right through on my carry-on bag.  N.B., I was forced to eat or throw away an apple I had brought with me before getting into the terminal.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 20, 2012 09:05 AM (Nfpnr)

43 They are the ones who couldn't make it on to a real police force. porn shoot security

FIFY

Posted by: DaveA at November 20, 2012 09:05 AM (MOWP1)

44 They take my water bottle and nail clippers while a crash axe sits behind me in the cockpit.

The last time I flew to Europe, as I was putting my shoes back on, I watched a TSA goon feeling down the front of a pilot's pants.

As I tweeted (but very carefully did not say out loud), if a pilot wants to kill a whole bunch of people with an airplane, he doesn't need to carry a weapon onto his plane.  EgyptAir Flight 990, for example.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 20, 2012 09:05 AM (ZKzrr)

45 23, how does a minor provide assent to that kind of contract?

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2012 09:06 AM (hrAg/)

46 Obama continues to wage WAR on WOMEN

Posted by: Comrade J at November 20, 2012 09:06 AM (6kkPP)

47 These fuckers are union now, we'll never be rid of 'em.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 20, 2012 09:06 AM (9U1OG)

48 Well, you could hide a bomb in a C cup bra!

Posted by: Horny TSA guy at November 20, 2012 09:06 AM (RD7QR)

49

Nighthawk, at JFK they used the cutest little beagle to sniff our luggage. They were looking for food contraband, which beagles are ideal for.

 

My kids wanted to play with the lovable pooch, but the handler told us he was a working dog and to stay back. So the beagle ran right to them and begged for bagels!

 

Rottweilers are what your proposal suggests, Big goofy mooshes until you respond poorly--then instant alert posture. "Sir, step over here please. Poomba here seems to think you have a problem with dogs."

Posted by: spongewing plover at November 20, 2012 09:07 AM (r5w1L)

50 23, how does a minor provide assent to that kind of contract?

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2012 01:06 PM (hrAg/)

 

I'm sure the TSA would say that the minor's parent or guardian consented on the minor's behalf by signing whatever permission slip was needed to go on the trip.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit[/i][/b][/u] at November 20, 2012 09:08 AM (4df7R)

51 I remember ace posting a funny Japanese Youtube clip about this.  Some Japanese pr0n star (maybe Hitomi Tanaka) is going through airport security and the two screeners look like they just found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.  They make her strip down to her skivvies and proceed to near-molest her.

Posted by: EC at November 20, 2012 09:08 AM (GQ8sn)

52 I may have to do some research but how many (if any) plots have been foiled by the TSA? Have they ever found explosives in anybodys cleavage or in/up/around their nether regions?

Posted by: Molly k. at November 20, 2012 09:08 AM (ioZdz)

53 mmmm, Dana Loesch. Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2012 01:05 PM (LM1sg) Yeah. TSA seems to think that as well.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 20, 2012 09:08 AM (VtjlW)

54 You know what would improve the TSA reputation? More security exemptions for the politicians and their families who pass through it. Problem solved!

Posted by: EFG at November 20, 2012 09:08 AM (C+qQ0)

55 36 WCL,

Well I was busy during the clapper thread discussing "witness it and record it" on the "death of the republic" and I can respect that but I fear I will want to fight, do myself in, or run if it ever goes far enough Giggles gets to go for three without any pretense of following our Constiution.

One poster apologies I can't recall said they thought the force would be part of trying to depose Giggles...

maybe 25-30% tops.

Cicero was at the death of his Republic.....

nobody will save us there is no "America" to rescue "America" if it gets its Germany on....

we failed....it is our job to be the heroes, if a nation topples the usurpers who feign purple then they will merely reenslave us it is rare that a nation frees another.

We were rare once.

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:08 AM (LRFds)

56 Mammograms are a basic human right!

Posted by: The T&A at November 20, 2012 09:10 AM (FcR7P)

57 Walk naked past a window inside your own home and if someone walking past who has a child with them looks in and sees you, you are the one charged with a sex crime. Wow, where did THIS come from?

Posted by: AmishDude at November 20, 2012 09:10 AM (T0NGe)

58 Someday, at some point, some industrious radical fundamentalist individual will go to the restroom whiel in-flight and detonate a modest chunk of C4 that he (or she) managed to insert in their anus. Flying immediately after that is really, really going to suck. I really hope I'm on the right end of my itinerary when that shit happens...it could really be a long ride home at 70mph from the other coast when that particular search is refused.

Posted by: Rob McNeece at November 20, 2012 09:10 AM (hNXHo)

59 44 heather radish,

Yup Pilots hate the TSA worse than we do.

They like most Sky Cops though...a pilot I knew stays somewhat in touch.

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:10 AM (LRFds)

60

I can't believe they are unionizing.  Flying is going to REALLY suck after that.

Posted by: dan-O at November 20, 2012 09:10 AM (sWycd)

61 My husband thinks I'm silly for avoiding travel by air, but I was surprised by how angry I was about the screening process last time I flew. I refused to be irradiated. The pat-down person was entirely professional, but I realized that I was experiencing a very real fear that they could make me miss my flight as revenge for me not meekly subjecting myself to their nonsense.

Posted by: Mindy at November 20, 2012 09:11 AM (6jLT3)

62 Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Dudes everywhere at November 20, 2012 09:11 AM (CMbMd)

63

Wait till the TSA fuckers decide to go on strike.

Posted by: boniface ballers at November 20, 2012 09:11 AM (l3RZ9)

64 O/T Smack down of State Department by AP Reporter video--(takes you to youtube link) http://tinyurl.com/cy2kuft Challenges the State Department as to why the Obama Administration will not make a comment on-- Turkey calling Israeli a terrorist state that is currently engaged in acts of terrorism.

Posted by: tasker at November 20, 2012 09:12 AM (r2PLg)

65
The big boobs are the detonators that make me EXPLODE in my pants.

Posted by: TSA the union way at November 20, 2012 09:12 AM (Bf15u)

66 They will profile you any way they can.  I was in the Louisville airport a few months ago and was wearing my U. of Kentucky polo shirt.  The TSA guys were all Louisville fans and they picked me out for a patdown and hand sawbs, the works.  Laughed while they did it too.  One told me right out that UK fans get the business from them. 

Posted by: rockmom at November 20, 2012 09:12 AM (aBlZ1)

67 My inner raciss and my inner blood pressure will quietly exit this thread now.

Nothing good can come from me over this.

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2012 09:13 AM (KXm42)

68 Wait till the TSA fuckers decide to go on strike.


I've got your strike right here.

Posted by: Ronald Reagan at November 20, 2012 09:13 AM (GQ8sn)

69 They will profile you any way they can. I was in the Louisville airport a few months ago and was wearing my U. of Kentucky polo shirt. The TSA guys were all Louisville fans and they picked me out for a patdown and hand sawbs, the works. Laughed while they did it too. One told me right out that UK fans get the business from them. Posted by: rockmom at November 20, 2012 01:12 PM (aBlZ1) Well at least they were honest with ya?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2012 09:13 AM (79ueO)

70 >>>Wait till the TSA fuckers decide to go on strike.

And air travel happened anyway.
And people arrived to their gate 50% faster with 100% more dignity.
And no one got blowed up.

I think that might be a tactical error if they did that.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 20, 2012 09:13 AM (0q2P7)

71 Rottweilers are what your proposal suggests, Big goofy mooshes until you respond poorly--then instant alert posture. "Sir, step over here please. Poomba here seems to think you have a problem with dogs."

Posted by: spongewing plover at November 20, 2012 01:07 PM (r5w1L)


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I was thinking of black Labs, but Rottweilers would probably work even better if they come in black.

Muzzies hate black dogs...

Posted by: Nighthawk at November 20, 2012 09:14 AM (RSqz2)

72 Here is the exchange-- ______________ “How do you — this whole thing of saying nothing, I’m not sure I understand why you think that that’s helpful to the situation. You say that it would not be helpful for you to discuss any of your conversations, that quiet diplomacy is the way to de-escalate that. Well, you’ve been doing your quiet diplomacy now for almost a week. How’s it going so far?” Lee asked State Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland during Monday’s press briefing. “We are working hard with the parties. We’re working hard with –” she began to reply. “Hasn’t it occurred to anybody that maybe being less quiet might get more results, though? Squeaky wheel gets grease, that kind of thing?” “I’ll let the –” “You’re being silent while people are dying left and right.” “Matt, we are being far from silent. The President has –” “You’re not telling us anything about what you’re – when the Turks come out – when the leaders of Turkey come out and say that Israel is engaged in acts of terrorism and you refuse to say that you don’t agree with that – or maybe you do agree with it – that’s being silent.” http://www.theblaze.com/stories/testy-ap-reporter- takes-on-state-dept-spokeswoman-for-white-houses- silence-over-anti-israel-rhetoric/#

Posted by: tasker at November 20, 2012 09:14 AM (r2PLg)

73 Yea, First Rate Protection: OF UNION HACKS. Protection of public? NOT_SO_MUCH.

Posted by: NewEnglandDevil at November 20, 2012 09:14 AM (73P68)

74 Wow, where did THIS come from? Posted by: AmishDude at November 20, 2012 01:10 PM (T0NGe) Here - http://bit.ly/37dBXg - remember, in many jurisdictions, indecent exposure will get you put on a sex offender list.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 20, 2012 09:15 AM (VtjlW)

75

>>One told me right out that UK fans get the business from them.

 

I could see doing that to Capitals or Flyers fans.

Posted by: LibertarianJim (team #letitburn) at November 20, 2012 09:15 AM (CMbMd)

76 74 AlexTheChick,

my one fear of Louisiana actually.....

I am fairly straight laced now but in my youth I did some randy things that might get me on that list in some places.

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:16 AM (LRFds)

77 52 I may have to do some research but how many (if any) plots have been foiled by the TSA? Have they ever found explosives in anybodys cleavage or in/up/around their nether regions?

Our presence is all that's needed to foil a plot.

We have been terrorism free since we began, yay!


Posted by: TSA Rapist and Molestors Union at November 20, 2012 09:16 AM (z63Tr)

78 Here - http://bit.ly/37dBXg - remember, in many jurisdictions, indecent exposure will get you put on a sex offender list. I was just wondering why that was the first thing you went to. I have no doubt that it's true.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 20, 2012 09:16 AM (T0NGe)

79 I fucking HATE the Goddamn TSA. I just fucking hate it.

Posted by: maddogg at November 20, 2012 09:17 AM (OlN4e)

80 They will profile you any way they can.

And then they'll confiscate your Rice Krispie treats (not mine, the old lady in line behind me) for their next break.  Gotta keep the seams of those polyester pants straining toward failure, you know.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 20, 2012 09:17 AM (ZKzrr)

81

Anyone believe the govt's cover story on why we have three amphib ships steaming to Israel?

 

 

Posted by: Invictus at November 20, 2012 09:17 AM (OQpzc)

82 DHS, another useless federal jobs program.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 20, 2012 09:17 AM (3Y7RV)

83 I had something called a 'hydrocele' a year or two back that I sucked up and dealt with for about a year due to an "insurance situation". The surgery that corrected it stitched some stuff up here and there and drained 0.5gal of fluid from "the sack". Prior to surgical correction, I was of course in road warrior mode. Twice a week, every week...I was treated to some extra special screening. I got the new scanner, then of course inevitably got the pat down when they saw I was smuggling a small football in my crotch. Find me a "defund TSA/DHS" ticket, and I'll change my mind about publicly financed elections and make some reasonably serious donations. Fuck, I'll make it my personal raison d'etre.

Posted by: Rob McNeece at November 20, 2012 09:18 AM (hNXHo)

84

 

C-cups can be dangerous,granted they're not as lethal as D-cups but that doesn't mean they should be ignored

Posted by: kj at November 20, 2012 09:18 AM (AW9md)

85 5 If only I'd known that I could skip college and get a job fondling women providing top-notch security for the nation, I wouldve saved myself a few thousand in debt.

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Yeah, but I think you have to provide your own Bikini Inspector t-shirt security guy uniform.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at November 20, 2012 09:18 AM (c16IJ)

86 78 AmishDude,

Maybe she likes to walk around in the all together...

hell I used to go feed the horses in my boots and a smile at 530am in my 20s....


Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:18 AM (LRFds)

87 81 Anyone believe the govt's cover story on why we have three amphib ships steaming to Israel? Posted by: Invictus at November 20, 2012 01:17 PM (OQpzc) You are shittin me? All I can think of is a Peace Keeping op. That worked out so well, esp in Beruit, 1983.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 20, 2012 09:19 AM (3Y7RV)

88 87 OSP,

well Bark is "reagan lincoln" you know...

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:19 AM (LRFds)

89 hell I used to go feed the horses in my boots and a smile at 530am in my 20s.... Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 01:18 PM (LRFds) So, what did Mr.Ed think about that?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 20, 2012 09:20 AM (3Y7RV)

90 Don't worry, they'll all be issued Nikes or Birkenstocks. That way, the whole "no boots on the ground" bullshit can continue like with Libya.

Posted by: Rob McNeece at November 20, 2012 09:20 AM (hNXHo)

91 TSA, Homeland security, etc are a joke. Look you protect Americans by profiling those most likely to blow planes out of the sky, they are called Muslims and are mostly males between certain ages, just like we profiled Nazis in WWII. That won't prevent all Jihadist, but it will limit them. BTW: Bush has to take some of the blame for this. HLS and the beefed up rent a cops called the TSA are his invention. The sad truth is outside of Obamacare Bush did more to expand big government in this country than Obama has.

Posted by: William Eaton at November 20, 2012 09:21 AM (rwioF)

92 89 OSP,

as long as I had some apple slivers in the oats I don't think Smoke, or Grey cared.

The wife did if it was too cold.

I miss having land.

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:21 AM (LRFds)

93 >>>remember, in many jurisdictions, indecent exposure will get you put on a sex offender list.

Oh that's so BS. I would be so pissed, and vindictive if that happened.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 20, 2012 09:22 AM (0q2P7)

94 How nice that  our own government considers us to be the enemy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 20, 2012 09:22 AM (lOmbq)

95 91 The sad truth is outside of Obamacare Bush did more to expand big government in this country than Obama has. I don't like free-spending politicians, even when they call themselves Republicans. Well, shit...*especially* when they call themselves Republicans.

Posted by: Rob McNeece at November 20, 2012 09:22 AM (hNXHo)

96

 

Actually when we feel up the boobs we're just checking for hidden cameras so we know if we can go ahead and check the vagina for weapons

Posted by: Chester the TSA Molester at November 20, 2012 09:23 AM (AW9md)

97 Oh cripes... Allah Pundit had the AP smack down of State video up-- last night. Sheesh,

Posted by: tasker at November 20, 2012 09:23 AM (r2PLg)

98 81 Anyone believe the govt's cover story on why we have three amphib ships steaming to Israel?

Posted by: Invictus at November 20, 2012 01:17 PM (OQpzc)


So what is the cover story?

Posted by: joncelli at November 20, 2012 09:23 AM (RD7QR)

99 91 William Eaton,

I think he did it to prevent retaliation against US Muslims by vigilantes....

that said I also think his naive trust in "honest injun we'll never union up" is noteworthy.

Bush will be an interesting footnote in some story in 300 years.

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:23 AM (LRFds)

100 >So, what did Mr.Ed think about that?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 20, 2012 01:20 PM (3Y7RV)


"That's not a dick. THIS is a dick."

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 20, 2012 09:24 AM (8sCoq)

101 63 Wait till the TSA fuckers decide to go on strike. Posted by: boniface ballers at November 20, 2012 01:11 PM

Hopefully they'd get the same that PATCO got from Reagan

Since we'll never see another Reagan, forget it

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2012 09:24 AM (wwsoB)

102 Our lawyers have assured us that when you buy that ticket it's like consenting to rape. Legitimate rape.
Posted by: Big Sis at November 20, 2012 12:56 PM (/ZZCn)


*****

Always read the fine print.

Posted by: Kyle Broflovski at November 20, 2012 09:24 AM (piMMO)

103 Wait, is this a craigslist ad for employment?  Save for the horrifing experiences of your ladies, this sounds like a boss job, no?

Posted by: California Red at November 20, 2012 09:24 AM (icSBv)

104 Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 20, 2012 01:13 PM (0q2P7) ****************** Unfortunately, no. What WILL happen is that any airport that doesn't have TSA screeners will be shut down for take offs until said TSA screeners return to work. Texas tried to mess with the TSA. Texas. Guess who won that battle? Yeah, it starts with a "T", but it ends with an "A". God help us.

Posted by: EFG at November 20, 2012 09:25 AM (C+qQ0)

105 So what is the cover story?


*****

In place in case an evac of American's is needed.

Posted by: Kyle Broflovski at November 20, 2012 09:25 AM (piMMO)

106 So what is the cover story? Posted by: joncelli at November 20, 2012 01:23 PM (RD7QR) ___________ To EVAC Americans if they want to leave Israel.

Posted by: tasker at November 20, 2012 09:25 AM (r2PLg)

107 Pixs or it never happened...

Posted by: Walkers! at November 20, 2012 09:25 AM (MazXE)

108 100 Jones in Co,

Yeah well he and I we got past that after we broke it off...he was too ashamed to introduce me to the folks....heh.

I liked the time a deputy came and asked about an escapee from the jail up the road aways...

thank God I had my bathrobe on and a cowboy hat....

"fun times"

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:25 AM (LRFds)

109 So it looks like Elmo was pedo. The actor/puppeteer/subhuman freak just resigned after yet another accuser came forward. PBS helped Elmo-freak pay off the first accuser. We'll see how the media treats this.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 20, 2012 09:25 AM (ZPrif)

110 off sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 09:26 AM (piMMO)

111 Maybe it's time we took note of these agents' names, among other things.

Posted by: weew at November 20, 2012 09:26 AM (o87nI)

112 PBS We helped Elmo-freak pay off the first accuser. 


FIFY

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 09:27 AM (piMMO)

113 Where da white wimmens at?

Posted by: TSA at November 20, 2012 09:27 AM (3ZtZW)

114 Excuse me Mr Achmed, your bomb is too big to fit in the carry on compartment, you must check it in with your luggage

Posted by: TSA Agent at November 20, 2012 09:27 AM (wwsoB)

115 107 Walkers!

While they'd be infinitely more preferable to the ones that I'd take now I think the closest one would be one time on my birthday I was stripped down to my drawerers after a 3d shift return...I was covered in Av gas soot so bad it looked like mud in the shower we had in the barn after I cleaned up....

was not amused I am not a photo fan.

"steals your soul"

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:27 AM (LRFds)

116 It would nice to have a reliable source .. Twitchy? - come on...

Posted by: Gerry at November 20, 2012 09:28 AM (T15wi)

117

Maybe it's time we took note of these agents' names, among other things.

 

I rather doubt that would be effective. They're all Little Hitlers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 20, 2012 09:28 AM (lOmbq)

118 So what is the cover story?
Posted by: joncelli at November 20, 2012 01:23 PM (RD7QR)

___________

To EVAC Americans if they want to leave Israel.

Hah.  So when did Jugears Hussein start caring about Americans in danger in the Middle East?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2012 09:28 AM (QKKT0)

119 damnit it.

Why is it sooo easy to make really ridiculous spelling and grammar mistakes in a format such as this?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 09:28 AM (piMMO)

120 109 Flatbush Joe,

asa  non story....

maybe we need a PI to tail Big Bird...fucking big bird

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:28 AM (LRFds)

121 It gets better.  These fuckers are now union.  ~praying for change back to America~

Posted by: eureka! at November 20, 2012 09:28 AM (UL+ny)

122 Any chance the ships will draw fire?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 09:29 AM (piMMO)

123 121 EUreka!

Nah once they union up and pay the donks even if we get a bobsled course in power they won't die...last leader with those kinds of balls was Reagan...


Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:29 AM (LRFds)

124 I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious...service inspection along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature

Posted by: Dr T.S.A. Strangelove [/i] at November 20, 2012 09:29 AM (feFL6)

125 Christina Hendricks would have to show up 4 hours before her flight.

Posted by: yinzer at November 20, 2012 09:29 AM (/Mla1)

126 Maybe it's time we took note of these agents' names, among other things.

Yes.  Please forward them to me.  I will do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at November 20, 2012 09:30 AM (QKKT0)

127 Christina Hendricks: I'd inspect it!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 20, 2012 09:30 AM (lOmbq)

128 >


becuae typin g is harf

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 20, 2012 09:31 AM (8sCoq)

129 It gets better. These fuckers are now union. ~praying for change back to America~


*****

Speaking of unions...

On which side do you suppose Obama's NLRB will come down on in the Walmart dispute?

The suspense....it's killing me/

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 09:31 AM (piMMO)

130 My son used the f bomb in a joke for the first time last month Ace....

he was playing STO and says out of the blue in a Spock voice "Jim I am not the one who fucked a mugato."

He's about to turn 13 Mrs. Sven and I were not amused...well not ijn front of him anyway.

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:31 AM (LRFds)

131 The big boobs are the detonators that make me EXPLODE in my pants.

BOOM goes the dynamite...

(Family Guy/The Cleveland Show reference)

Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at November 20, 2012 09:31 AM (Jls4P)

132

17 years old?

I guess if this film thing doesn't work out...

Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 20, 2012 09:31 AM (3x3F6)

133
TSA is the The State Army.  It is Obama's army. You think these people aren't targeting repubs, conservatives and their family and friends.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2012 09:31 AM (3BbLJ)

134 Ya know, from now on..I will take the private plane or the private boat. I don't care how much it costs. They let me keep my fireams! And they treat me real good! When I seen them TSA perverts feel up my daughter and wife...I was livid and grabbing for the guns I did not have. Thieving , 3 world country Mo'Fo's..I hate them! One day they are gonna feel up the wrong guy...and he will strafe them good!I hope he has a 50 cal! For all you assholes who say this prevents terrorism...fuck you and the horse you rode in on!

Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at November 20, 2012 09:31 AM (KDfzF)

135 So Hillary's POS TSA continues on their rampage and is immune from civil suit.  When the security was rovided by private contractors they were held accountable and this kind of shit rarely happened.  When it did they were fired and the contractor was held accountable in court.


Time to put it back like it was except elections have consequences.

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2012 09:32 AM (YdQQY)

136 To EVAC Americans if they want to leave Israel. Hah. So when did Jugears Hussein start caring about Americans in danger in the Middle East? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2012 01:28 PM (QKKT0) ___________ Let me channel Victoria Nuland at State-- "Uh, uh...." [goes to gulp water for 100th time like a koi gasping for air in Geraldo's pond.]

Posted by: tasker at November 20, 2012 09:32 AM (r2PLg)

137
becuae typin g is harf


****

Yeah, but it's also things like using 'their' instead of 'they're' or 'there' and using apostrophes where they aren't needed.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 09:32 AM (piMMO)

138 Man everyone is panic buying any AR....

I knew I should have built that varmint gun in July...

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:32 AM (LRFds)

139 See, this is a good because a Democrat is President.  Otherwise this would be pretty bad!  We can all relax.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 20, 2012 09:33 AM (P7hip)

140 And the news stories make clear the Elmo-freak has been doing this for decades. News says he trolled gay chat lines for young teens. One accuser said it started when he was 15. He's mid-30s now. So this was 20 years ago. The Elmo-freak, Kevin Clash, targeted many young boys. He'd take them out to fancy dinners, nights on the town in NYC, etc. So he was totally public. There's no way his friends and co-workers didn't notice what he was doing. But they looked the other way while this freak made millions entertaining toddlers -- and on the public dime no less! Jesus what sick society we live in.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 20, 2012 09:33 AM (ZPrif)

141 Show me your mugato and I'll show you my gorn. (Actually, I have a friend whose last name is Gorn)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2012 09:33 AM (vCK/R)

142 A couple in our church went on a trip soon after 9/11/01.  He (black hair, dark skin, brown eyes) was completely ignored in customs while she (blonde, fair skin, blue eyes) was thoroughly searched. 

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 20, 2012 09:33 AM (DoZD+)

143 when this grand niece turns 18, can we see a pic of her? also: how many days until she turns 18?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 20, 2012 09:33 AM (v8xyR)

144 TSA is the The State Army. It is Obama's army. You think these people aren't targeting repubs, conservatives and their family and friends.


*****

How ballsy did they have to be to go after Rand freaking Paul?! Yet, they did just that, and on the day of an important address.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 09:34 AM (piMMO)

145 Wait... I've got it-- CIVILIANS!

Posted by: tasker at November 20, 2012 09:34 AM (r2PLg)

146 Yeah... and that tweet?  totaly an accident....

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at November 20, 2012 09:34 AM (lZBBB)

147 How the hell does a dress accidentally get pulled down to the girl's waist?  I guess if it was some sort of strapless dress that might happen.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 20, 2012 09:34 AM (3x3F6)

148

Yeah, but it's also things like using 'their' instead of 'they're' or 'there' and using apostrophes where they aren't needed.

 

Apostrophes are one of the few nice things we're allowed to have here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 20, 2012 09:34 AM (lOmbq)

149 141 JJ Sefton,

Heh...haha ah...Kids.

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:34 AM (LRFds)

150 when this grand niece turns 18, can we see a pic of her?

also: how many days until she turns 18?

*****

I know you're joking but for those who might not joke.... when the girl is 30 years old, the pic will still be of a 17 year old.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 09:35 AM (piMMO)

151 So it looks like Elmo was pedo. The actor/puppeteer/subhuman freak just resigned after yet another accuser came forward. I always hated Elmo. An educational show with a character that had atrocious grammar. So stupid.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 20, 2012 09:35 AM (T0NGe)

152 And BTW, I quit flying anywhere before 911.  It had got to be too much hassle.  My last flight was a trip to Pittsburgh on buisness. It took longer to fly from here in SC than I could drive it and had much more BS to put up with.


My standard now is if it takes longer than 10 hours to drive I don't go at all.  I drove to Casstown, OH from here in 10 hours and that included going through the mountains. 

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2012 09:35 AM (YdQQY)

153 147 How the hell does a dress accidentally get pulled down to the girl's waist? I guess if it was some sort of strapless dress that might happen. Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 20, 2012 01:34 PM (3x3F6) __________________ Might have been one of those tube top sundresses.

Posted by: tasker at November 20, 2012 09:35 AM (r2PLg)

154 144 NDH,

Like I said if if their "oh shit get the perp!" jog gun drawn cagney and lacey style at Indy Intl was an indicator I'm not too worried about his SA

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:36 AM (LRFds)

155

"I had something called a 'hydrocele' a year or two back that I sucked up..."

 

Interesting choice of words....when you are talking about your ball sack.

Posted by: California Red at November 20, 2012 09:36 AM (icSBv)

156 A better sock.

Posted by: Dr T.S.A. StrangeBlueGloves [/i] at November 20, 2012 09:36 AM (feFL6)

157 Back in June, Orlando-Sanford was permitted to kick out the TSA and use private security


TSA tentatively okays private screeners in Orlando

http://tinyurl.com/cwkd5ry

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2012 09:36 AM (wwsoB)

158 How the hell does a dress accidentally get pulled down to the girl's waist? I guess if it was some sort of strapless dress that might happen.


****

Probably a smocked dress but still, you'd have to tug pretty hard at it to get it t pull down that far.

It was either a deliberate act or a much to aggressive pat down.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 09:36 AM (piMMO)

159 BTW - Muzzies hate all dogs... Al and Moe have a thing about them being "dirty" animals, like pigs...

Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at November 20, 2012 09:37 AM (Jls4P)

160 The Elmo-freak, Kevin Clash, targeted many young boys. He'd take them out to fancy dinners, nights on the town in NYC, etc.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 20, 2012 01:33 PM (ZPrif)

_________________________________________


Dollars to Donuts that "Tickle Me Elmo" is about to become a hot collector's item.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 20, 2012 09:37 AM (mg08E)

161 152 Vic,

right up 77 then?

You have Kin or are you just that big a fan of Fletcher's meats?

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:37 AM (LRFds)

162 Get used to it.  You people in the blue states that lavishly give your votes for this type of public treatment,  get ready to be swabbed randomly on the street.  As soon as the TSA is unionized, you're going to be seeing a lot more of them outside the airports.  They're going to be Dear Leader's new gestapo.

Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2012 09:38 AM (qnk1H)

163 Probably a smocked dress but still, you'd have to tug pretty hard at it to get it t pull down that far. _________________ Neidermeyer that depends on your boob size... You being a DD..... might not get it.

Posted by: tasker at November 20, 2012 09:38 AM (r2PLg)

164 162 Soona,

at train stations, bus stations, bike trails....

ah well was fun while it lasted.

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:38 AM (LRFds)

165 We throw any warm body up there as our nominee with only a single issue driving the whole campaign: complete gutting of the TSA.

Last poll I saw, a solid majority thinks the TSA is doing a great job.

Posted by: lorien1973 at November 20, 2012 09:39 AM (mcWHD)

166 How the hell does a dress accidentally get pulled down to the girl's waist? I guess if it was some sort of strapless dress that might happen. ---------- Yeah, that would also explain why she apparently didn't have a bra (unless great-uncle is exaggerating and her bra was exposed, not her breasts). So it is conceivable that it was an accident...or that the perv noticed the dress and knew that it was the type he could "accidentally" pull down.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at November 20, 2012 09:40 AM (2KBjW)

167 Did someone say Japanese Pr0n?

Posted by: TrueNorthist at November 20, 2012 09:40 AM (3Aixx)

168 And BTW, I quit flying anywhere before 911. It had got to be too much hassle. My last flight was a trip to Pittsburgh on buisness. It took longer to fly from here in SC than I could drive it and had much more BS to put up with.


Maybe I'll try driving for my next trip to Asia.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2012 09:40 AM (QKKT0)

169
Remember all those ads from Mitt Romney about how nonsense like the TSA was unworthy of free people in a free country, and that he was going to get rid of all that crap?

Yeah, those ads were amazing, weren't they?

Posted by: torquewrench at November 20, 2012 09:40 AM (ymG7s)

170 Neidermeyer that depends on your boob size...

You being a DD..... might not get it.


*****

48 year old DDs aren't all they're cracked up to be.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 09:41 AM (piMMO)

171 Gotta love this version of "Hope"

"Grope"

http://tinyurl.com/ctwoq6c

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2012 09:41 AM (wwsoB)

172 >Yeah, but it's also things like using 'their' instead of 'they're' or 'there' and using apostrophes where they aren't needed.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 01:32 PM (piMMO)


And don't forget The Homophone Menace.

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 20, 2012 09:41 AM (8sCoq)

173

Posted by: Molly k. at November 20, 2012 01:08 PM (ioZdz)

 

the answer to that is.... NONE.... not a single one....

 

ALL of the on plane incidents power TSA were foiled by passengers... TSA to date has found a lot of smuggled stuff... but not one single Explosive devise.

 

Which is of course why they want to expand to Train Stations...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 20, 2012 09:42 AM (lZBBB)

174 Do a google news search for Elmo. The headlines just say "sex allegation" or "growing sex scandal". Another good example of calling bullshit on the "If It Bleeds it Leads" claim the media is just sensationalistic. They are sensationalistic when it helps them. Elmo is now an accused pedophile. The cheap, tawdry headlines are there to be written -- but no, the media is, for some strange reason, not wanting to go for the big easy headline in this case. No, in this case they use long, boring headlines. Very dry. Actor resigns amid sex allegation. Nothing to see hear.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 20, 2012 09:42 AM (ZPrif)

175 >>>Man everyone is panic buying any AR....

>>>I knew I should have built that varmint gun in July...

Happened last time too. Just after the '08, actually end of Jan '09 I wanted to get a bipod. Just a simple damn bipod. Armalite had their phone system turned off because they couldn't keep up with the calls.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 20, 2012 09:42 AM (0q2P7)

176 How the hell does a dress accidentally get pulled down to the girl's waist? I guess if it was some sort of strapless dress that might happen. ---------- Yeah, that would also explain why she apparently didn't have a bra (unless great-uncle is exaggerating and her bra was exposed, not her breasts). So it is conceivable that it was an accident...or that the perv noticed the dress and knew that it was the type he could "accidentally" pull down. Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at November 20, 2012 01:40 PM (2KBjW) that's all irrelevant. Why on G-D's green earth are they patting down a 17 year old girl traveling with her Christian Church Group. Give me a freaken break.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2012 09:42 AM (79ueO)

177 Okay.

Anyone else catching this "a serial killer did it" on FNC?

There is now a question whether Nicole Brown-Simpson and Ron Goldman were killed by a serial killer who targeted folks with an '8' in their address.

Mark Furman up next to discuss.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 09:43 AM (piMMO)

178 48 year old DDs aren't all they're cracked up to be. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 01:41 PM (piMMO) _______________ LOL! Well woman--they looked pretty good when you were questioning Romney..... heh.

Posted by: tasker at November 20, 2012 09:43 AM (r2PLg)

179 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 20, 2012 09:43 AM (8y9MW)

180 Is it wrong to say "pics or it didn't happen" in this situation?

Posted by: Adam on the road home. at November 20, 2012 09:43 AM (hoKv+)

181 Rand would push for TSA's dissolution. Just sayin'.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at November 20, 2012 09:43 AM (fCMdQ)

182 ALL of the on plane incidents power TSA were foiled by passengers... TSA to date has found a lot of smuggled stuff... but not one single Explosive devise.

In the TSA's defense, almost no air passenger has clipped his/her nails in flight on the TSA's watch.  So there's that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2012 09:43 AM (QKKT0)

183 Was the serial killer wearing Bruno Maglis?

Did he have access to expensive leather gloves?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 09:43 AM (piMMO)

184

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at November 20, 2012 01:40 PM (2KBjW)

 

sundress.... the type that has no back, but ties up around the neck?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 20, 2012 09:44 AM (lZBBB)

185 They have created the USOMI*.  It's every high school guy's dream job.

* - United States Office of Mammary Inspection

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 20, 2012 09:44 AM (8y9MW)

186 But they looked the other way while this freak made millions entertaining toddlers -- and on the public dime no less! Jesus what sick society we live in.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 20, 2012 01:33 PM (ZPrif)


So much for the million muppet march. Turns out Romney was right about funding Big Bird, et. al. Scum and the scum they rode in on.


If Sesame Street has six years of film in a can, seems like we don't need to be funding them at all. Most kids are done with Sesame Street by then, so who cares if they are reruns? Of course, all the new shows have multi-culti crap inserted, no white people at all, and just enough lefty shit to brainwash toddlers. But other than that? Bring back the '70's.

Posted by: tcn at November 20, 2012 09:44 AM (ZOUmX)

187 Rand would push for TSA's dissolution. Just sayin'.


*****

Exactly.

I love Rand Paul.

H8ters.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 09:44 AM (piMMO)

188 right up 77 then?

You have Kin or are you just that big a fan of Fletcher's meats?

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 01:37 PM (LRFds)


Up 26, then across on 40(?), then up 75.  I was going to visit a friend.

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2012 09:44 AM (YdQQY)

189 155 Interesting choice of words....when you are talking about your ball sack. It was all a pretty hazy and quite depressing time...lol It was always fun to be up at the white board sketching out "a plan" and turn around to find everyone staring at your crotch. Again. I knew they weren't admiring "the package" since I hadn't seen it in a while...sigh

Posted by: Rob McNeece at November 20, 2012 09:44 AM (hNXHo)

190 that's all irrelevant. Why on G-D's green earth are they patting down a 17 year old girl traveling with her Christian Church Group. Give me a freaken break. Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2012 01:42 PM (79ueO) ----- Like I said, because some perv in a uniform probably saw that her dress would make it easy for him to see some boobehs. Which is why the TSA is bullshit.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at November 20, 2012 09:44 AM (2KBjW)

191 Send this to your lefty friends who love to send you examples of All Government is Good, like the blowjobs FEMA gets over Sandy from the MBM and Christie


Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2012 09:45 AM (wwsoB)

192 H8ters. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 01:44 PM (piMMO) h8ers gon h8

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at November 20, 2012 09:46 AM (fCMdQ)

193 LOL!

Well woman--they looked pretty good when you were questioning Romney.....

heh.


****

So you're into chubby chicks, huh?

How you doing?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 09:46 AM (piMMO)

194 109 So it looks like Elmo was pedo. The actor/puppeteer/subhuman freak just resigned after yet another accuser came forward. PBS helped Elmo-freak pay off the first accuser. We'll see how the media treats this. --- Elmo show you on the doll where Kevin tickle him!

Posted by: Elmo at November 20, 2012 09:46 AM (e0xKF)

195 H8ters. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 01:44 PM (piMMO) The topic of this thread is doing something to my brain, because I seriously read that as "Hooters." Blergh.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at November 20, 2012 09:46 AM (2KBjW)

196 Shit, just change the name of TSA to NAMBLA and it's all good.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2012 09:46 AM (vCK/R)

197 180 Is it wrong to say "pics or it didn't happen" in this situation? Posted by: Adam on the road home. at November 20, 2012 01:43 PM (hoKv+) _____________ Yes. Right now I'm thinking soothsayer is really-- The Derb.

Posted by: tasker at November 20, 2012 09:46 AM (r2PLg)

198 Like I said, because some perv in a uniform probably saw that her dress would make it easy for him to see some boobehs. Which is why the TSA is bullshit. Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at November 20, 2012 01:44 PM (2KBjW) So, when is some pissed off Daddy gonna crack, follow one of them home and fix it his own unique way?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 20, 2012 09:46 AM (3Y7RV)

199 175 Mike The Moose,

yeah it'll wind up costing me a spare 200 now probably.

Gonna get certs to hunt coyotes professionally here while I wait for wife to get new orders.

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:46 AM (LRFds)

200 Maybe I'll try driving for my next trip to Asia.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2012 01:40 PM (QKKT0)


I was last in Asia in 1977.  I didn't lose anything while I was there.

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2012 09:47 AM (YdQQY)

201 “The liberties of our country, the freedoms of our civil Constitution are worth defending at all hazards; it is our duty to defend them against all attacks. We have received them as a fair inheritance from our worthy ancestors. They purchased them for us with toil and danger and expense of treasure and blood. It will bring a mark of everlasting infamy on the present generation – enlightened as it is – if we should suffer them to be wrested from us by violence without a struggle, or to be cheated out of them by the artifices of designing men.”
― Samuel Adams

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at November 20, 2012 09:47 AM (EZl54)

202 this blogpost pisses me off

here's a feelgood story to cleanse the palate

http://tinyurl.com/cqrcs9r

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 20, 2012 09:47 AM (8sCoq)

203 188 Vic,

Nice hope you enjoyed it.

Downtown there used to be a little market...of course you now get the joke of "downtown"....heh

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:47 AM (LRFds)

204 They are not being selected for their likelihood of terrorist intent, but rather according to how much the TSA screener wants to touch them.

Don't women TSA agents handle the women in these cases? Are there that many lesbians working in TSA?

Posted by: Steve at November 20, 2012 09:48 AM (k568W)

205 I have the over-under on eventual Elmo accusers at... One-two-three four-five-six seven-eight-nine ten eleven *twelve*. Twelve, ah ah ah, twelve touched children!

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 20, 2012 09:48 AM (e0xKF)

206 [iMy standard now is if it takes longer than 10 hours to drive I don't go at all.[/i] I've actually sat down with paper and pencil and figured out the time it takes to drive to the airport, park the car, get the bags checked, stand in line, wait in concourse, wait to board, wait on the tarmac, wait in line to take off, then finally take off, and calculated I'd be three quarters of the way across Pennsylvania before the plane caught up to me. It absolutely kicks my ass for the next 100 miles, but then it lands, and waits on the tarmac, gets towed to the gate, bags get unloaded, waiting to retrieve bags, waiting to get car, all while I'm whistling along at 72 mph. It's pretty close call, timewise, and gas costs money, but so does parking, and it boils down to a judgement call and how much radiation one wants to expose themselves to in order to even get on-board the airplane much less when they fly, versus watching the landscape cruise by at a more leisurely rate. Throw in the obligatory genital foundling, and I'd rather drive, even though it is kinda fun to see the look of astonishment on a female TSA agents face.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at November 20, 2012 09:48 AM (feFL6)

207 The male TSAtards get to watch.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 20, 2012 09:49 AM (ZPrif)

208 O/T

Been drinking at the club, so I missed a lot of posts.

I will just add that my son shot a 524 pound Black bear on opening day last week in NC.  Rem 700. 308. 

In Eastern NC that is a good bear, a big bear is over 600 pounds, the record?

800 Lbs.

Bear meat is nasty, but he is getting a mount.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 20, 2012 09:49 AM (wR+pz)

209 Why does Mitt Romney hate Elmo?

Posted by: Gerry at November 20, 2012 09:49 AM (T15wi)

210 208 Billy bob,

bear meat is good marinated properly in a nice stew with a cook that knows how to cull the gristle and oils....

makes good jerky as well.

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:51 AM (LRFds)

211 Went through TSA last week. Didn't notice Spyderco folding knife in pocket of winter coat. They found it. Cost me $15 to mail back. Meh.

Posted by: Goodness at November 20, 2012 09:51 AM (m8jxa)

212 Don't women TSA agents handle the women in these cases? Are there that many lesbians working in TSA? Posted by: Steve at November 20, 2012 01:48 PM (k568W) ---------- I think where women are concerned, they don't have to be lesbians to have a reason to pull this crap and single out attractive women/girls. They could just as easily get off on humiliating the sort of person they're jealous of.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at November 20, 2012 09:51 AM (2KBjW)

213 Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 20, 2012 01:48 PM (feFL6)


The reason I know it would take less time to drive to Pittsburgh is we used to have some contractors working for us that lived near there.  They drove home on weekends and I asked them.



So I can drive to Pittsburgh from Northern SC faster than I can drive to the closest airport and fly.

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2012 09:52 AM (YdQQY)

214 Political correctness has almost killed this nation.  It's why truth can't be spoken anymore in public.  It has infected everthing.  Even blogs like this.

Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2012 09:52 AM (qnk1H)

215 That's a big bear, anywhere.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2012 09:52 AM (LM1sg)

216 I will just add that my son shot a 524 pound Black bear on opening day last week in NC. Rem 700. 308.


My last words to him were, "your life isn't worth a few pickanick baskets."

Posted by: Boo Boo at November 20, 2012 09:52 AM (QKKT0)

217 OTOH, you can't read or write or drink beer while you're driving 10 hours.

So not looking forward to driving to my parents' home for Christmas.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 20, 2012 09:52 AM (ZKzrr)

218 I will just add that my son shot a 524 pound Black bear on opening day last week in NC. Rem 700. 308. --- Funny story from my hunter education class... The Louisiana Black Bear is a federally protected species and hunters are supposed to leave them alone. One guy ended up killing two of them in the past few years, thinking they were wild hogs instead of bears. His day job? Biology professor at the University of Louisiana - Lafayette.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 20, 2012 09:53 AM (e0xKF)

219 I saw Elmo get repeatedly fisted on PBS.

Posted by: Butters at November 20, 2012 09:53 AM (NIZHJ)

220 “If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin.”
― Samuel Adams

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at November 20, 2012 09:53 AM (EZl54)

221 >So I can drive to Pittsburgh from Northern SC faster than I can drive to the closest airport and fly.

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2012 01:52 PM (YdQQY)


remember when flying was supposed to get us there in  a fraction of the time?

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 20, 2012 09:53 AM (8sCoq)

222 217 OTOH, you can't read or write or drink beer while you're driving 10 hours. I'm sorry, there will be a road soda.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 20, 2012 09:53 AM (3Y7RV)

223 I live in Miami, and am often in California. I'm glad high speed rail is coming, so I'll have another shitty option other than fly, fly, or fly. (sic)

Posted by: Rob McNeece at November 20, 2012 09:53 AM (hNXHo)

224 Sacred honor compels me to point out that I will be providing all vagina screenings from now on.

Posted by: Will Folks at November 20, 2012 09:53 AM (B/VB5)

225 I think where women are concerned, they don't have to be lesbians to have a reason to pull this crap and single out attractive women/girls. They could just as easily get off on humiliating the sort of person they're jealous of.


****

They are also part of the boy's club and might get a big kick out of the bonding exercise.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 09:53 AM (piMMO)

226 217 OTOH, you can't read or write or drink beer while you're driving 10 hours. So not looking forward to driving to my parents' home for Christmas. --- Depends on your state and coordination, I'd say. I can read and write while driving and my state has pioneered the drive-through daiquiri.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 20, 2012 09:53 AM (e0xKF)

227 OTOH, you can't read or write or drink beer while you're driving 10 hours.

So not looking forward to driving to my parents' home for Christmas.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 20, 2012 01:52 PM (ZKzrr)


LOL, you can if you get wifey to drive and you carry a piss jar.

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2012 09:54 AM (YdQQY)

228 214 Soona,

The nation is over...it died in either 2001 or 1968 but we're not a nation we're a concentration camp that occasionally gets softer bosses.

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:54 AM (LRFds)

229 So not looking forward to driving to my parents' home for Christmas.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 20, 2012 01:52 PM (ZKzrr)


Books on tape, or CD.

Posted by: tcn at November 20, 2012 09:54 AM (ZOUmX)

230 In the dark. In the snow. Miles and miles across the middle of nowhere, blizzard country, where I may or may not get a cell phone signal if I hit a patch of black ice and end up upside-down in a ravine getting drifted over.

Fuck.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 20, 2012 09:54 AM (ZKzrr)

231 Bear meat is nasty, but he is getting a mount.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 20, 2012 01:49 PM (wR+pz)

 

 

-------------------------------------------

 

 

Hey.....hey, you........bear fucker!   (old Super Trooper ref.)

Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2012 09:55 AM (qnk1H)

232

Sixteen US airports use private screeners, with better results than govt. TSA goon screens:

"San Francisco International Airport (SFO) employs a private contractor for screening passengers and luggage. ItÂ’s one of only 16 airports (out of 450 in this country) allowed to do this. Last year the House Transportation & Infrastructure committee conducted a study of how screening at Los Angeles chief airport (LAX) compared with SFOÂ’s. The astonishing finding: SFO screeners processed 65% more passengers per screener than did their counterparts at LAX. ThatÂ’s not a typo: 65%. SFO screeners receive the same wages and benefits as those hired and managed by the TSA, and SFO uses virtually identical procedures and equipment. The difference is that the private contractor in San Francisco has no sense of entitlement or feeling of permanency. Competition works. There is far less turnover of screeners at SFO, and the contractor saves money by using part-timers (all fully trained, of course) to meet peak periods rather than keeping full-timers waiting around for periodic surges."

Posted by: kallisto at November 20, 2012 09:55 AM (jm/9g)

233 I'm glad high speed rail is coming, so I'll have another shitty option other than fly, fly, or fly. (sic)

Don't worry, they'll feel you up before they let you on the train.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 20, 2012 09:55 AM (ZKzrr)

234 230 In the dark. In the snow. Miles and miles across the middle of nowhere, blizzard country, where I may or may not get a cell phone signal if I hit a patch of black ice and end up upside-down in a ravine getting drifted over. Fuck. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 20, 2012 01:54 PM (ZKzrr) Oh hell, just start singing Jesus take the wheel and you'll be fine.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 20, 2012 09:55 AM (3Y7RV)

235 230 In the dark. In the snow. Miles and miles across the middle of nowhere, blizzard country, where I may or may not get a cell phone signal if I hit a patch of black ice and end up upside-down in a ravine getting drifted over.

Fuck.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 20, 2012 01:54 PM (ZKzrr)


Good lord, are they in Wyoming or something?

Posted by: joncelli at November 20, 2012 09:55 AM (RD7QR)

236 Fuck.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 20, 2012 01:54 PM (ZKzrr)


Well, at least you aren't driving to Alaska, which would be my only option and take about 5 days on the road. So, not seeing the folks. For about 22 years now. Damn, that's a lot of Thanksgivings up in smoke.

Posted by: tcn at November 20, 2012 09:56 AM (ZOUmX)

237 I wonder when the "Keep Your Damn Hands to Yourself" Elmo doll will hit the market?

Posted by: no good deed at November 20, 2012 09:56 AM (v5bhs)

238 OTOH, you can't read or write or drink beer while you're driving 10 hours.Posted by: HeatherRadish™

Audio books, podcasts, etc. Burn to cd or mp3.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 20, 2012 09:56 AM (ON54M)

239 229 TCN,

Books on CD are a media we could likely infiltrate.

Ms Radish go to Love's at 95 or to a truckstop north of town and grab a western or two...

one about Barbwire is pretty good full ensemble cast and everything/

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:56 AM (LRFds)

240 A large % of TSA agents seem to be obese black women (the rest appear to be obese black men). What are the odds some of Obama's army get a kick out of humiliating cute, young white chicks.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 20, 2012 09:56 AM (ZPrif)

241 Bear is shitty. My Great-Uncle turned up with some when I was a wee lad.

Posted by: Butters at November 20, 2012 09:57 AM (NIZHJ)

242 I wonder when the "Keep Your Damn Hands to Yourself" Elmo doll will hit the market?


*****

Please stop tickling me!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 09:57 AM (piMMO)

243 232 The difference is that the private contractor in San Francisco has no sense of entitlement or feeling of permanency. Competition works. I'm reasonably certain that under this Administration, that's blatantly racist.

Posted by: Rob McNeece at November 20, 2012 09:57 AM (hNXHo)

244 Embrace the suck. LiFB.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 20, 2012 09:57 AM (QupBk)

245 >I'm sorry, there will be a road soda.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 20, 2012 01:53 PM (3Y7RV)



mine used to be a 7-11 Big Gulp of Diet Coke into which I would pour a half pint of Jim Beam

that and a big bag of Corn Nuts would get me all the way to the beach


man I remember this drive-thru liquor store in Charles Co MD that would give you complimentary cups of ice at the window

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 20, 2012 09:57 AM (8sCoq)

246 Soona -
for the LIB folks

“Nil desperandum, -- Never Despair. That is a motto for you and me. All are not dead; and where there is a spark of patriotic fire, we will rekindle it.”
― Samuel Adams

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at November 20, 2012 09:57 AM (EZl54)

247 240 A large % of TSA agents seem to be obese black women (the rest appear to be obese black men). What are the odds some of Obama's army get a kick out of humiliating cute, young white chicks. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 20, 2012 01:56 PM (ZPrif) Oh yeah, hell yeah.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 20, 2012 09:57 AM (3Y7RV)

248 Bear is shitty. My Great-Uncle turned up with some when I was a wee lad.


****

I remember eating bear meat when I was a kid and really liked it.

My favorite wild game, however, is boar. It's been a long time since I've had any.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 09:58 AM (piMMO)

249 We had sexual relations just like any normal heterosexual couple would -- but this time in her vagina.

Posted by: Will Folks at November 20, 2012 09:58 AM (ZPrif)

250 “Nil desperandum, -- Never Despair. That is a motto for you and me.
All are not dead; and where there is a spark of patriotic fire, we will
rekindle it.”

―
Samuel Adams

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at November 20, 2012 01:57 PM (EZl54)


These days it's more like "Bastardus non carborundum."

Posted by: tcn at November 20, 2012 09:59 AM (ZOUmX)

251 235 230 In the dark. In the snow. Miles and miles across the middle of nowhere, blizzard country, where I may or may not get a cell phone signal if I hit a patch of black ice and end up upside-down in a ravine getting drifted over. Fuck. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 20, 2012 01:54 PM (ZKzrr) Good lord, are they in Wyoming or something? --- IIRC, she's driving from Indy to somewhere in Wisconsin.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 20, 2012 09:59 AM (e0xKF)

252 241 butters,

I've eaten armadillo and possum' guess I'm just either adaptable or brainwashed.

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 09:59 AM (LRFds)

253 one of the big problems in this country is how we all agree to willfully ignore that which we know to be true, because we have been shamed into doing so

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 20, 2012 09:59 AM (8sCoq)

254 I remember eating bear meat when I was a kid and really liked it.

My favorite wild game, however, is boar. It's been a long time since I've had any.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 01:58 PM (piMMO)


A friend of my dad used to hunt moose in Alaska. We would get a fridge full of moose sausage for free. Awesome stuff.

Posted by: joncelli at November 20, 2012 09:59 AM (RD7QR)

255 For Pete's sake, Heather, it's 59 degrees out today north of Madison. Not to worry about the weather here.

Posted by: tcn at November 20, 2012 10:00 AM (ZOUmX)

256 Well that does it, I'm going to pay the extra twenty bucks for a TSA "safeword" on my next flight.  I don't mind them being aggressive, but I need to feel like I still have some control. 

Look, if want to be able to say no to these guys without getting arrested.

Palomino....

Posted by: Tocquevillian at November 20, 2012 10:00 AM (iuY0Y)

257 A friend of my dad used to hunt moose in Alaska. We would get a fridge full of moose sausage for free. Awesome stuff.


*****

Does it taste like venison?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 10:00 AM (piMMO)

258 :::178 48 year old DDs aren't all they're cracked up to be. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 01:41 PM (piMMO) :::: I really don't think you're in the best position to judge. That determination should be made after a thorough peer review.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 20, 2012 10:00 AM (l+kmq)

259 Are you going to have to drive uphill both ways?

Posted by: Butters at November 20, 2012 10:01 AM (NIZHJ)

260 The TSA is going into my new Declaration of Independence justification.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at November 20, 2012 10:01 AM (X/+QT)

261 256 Well that does it, I'm going to pay the extra twenty bucks for a TSA "safeword" on my next flight. I don't mind them being aggressive, but I need to feel like I still have some control. Look, if want to be able to say no to these guys without getting arrested. Palomino.... --- Try "Oklahoma".

Posted by: I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is AOS at November 20, 2012 10:01 AM (e0xKF)

262 So not looking forward to driving to my parents' home for Christmas. If your parents are any thing like my dad and the sorry excuse for a human being he married, on the second try, I wish you -- in the words of Paul McCartney -- a 'cruelty free holiday'. CH3CH2OH is your friend.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at November 20, 2012 10:01 AM (feFL6)

263 with a lump of coal in her stocking?

Posted by: D. Hopper at November 20, 2012 10:01 AM (AVfT8)

264 A friend of my dad used to hunt moose in Alaska. We would get a fridge full of moose sausage for free. Awesome stuff.

Posted by: joncelli at November 20, 2012 01:59 PM (RD7QR)


Grew up in AK. I don't recall eating beef until we got a "Grizzly Burger" restaurant, and I thought it tasted funny, because we were raised on moose meat and salmon, mostly. One moose fills up two average chest freezers and last all year. Yum.

Posted by: tcn at November 20, 2012 10:01 AM (ZOUmX)

265 255 TCN,

last time I took the ballsy approach to weather froecasting I wound up in a 200,000 car traffic jam at the 77/81 split for 18 hours.

Now I've lived in the land of the midnight sun and i am not soft but by god I was not geared up and it was snowing hard enough I had to dig out the exhaut four times.

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 10:01 AM (LRFds)

266 Oh shit.

I just realized I am only 47 years old! I am seriously losing it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 10:02 AM (piMMO)

267 Does it taste like venison?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 02:00 PM (piMMO)


Tastes like chicken


Posted by: Austin Lounge Lizards at November 20, 2012 10:02 AM (YdQQY)

268 Does it taste like venison?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 02:00 PM (piMMO)


A bit. Not too gamey, though.

Posted by: joncelli at November 20, 2012 10:02 AM (RD7QR)

269 264 TCN,

I am growing to like th taste of Bison quite a bit.

The fiber of the meat is amazing and it burns more fficiently.

Eat a good Bison meal and you're full 3/4 a day.

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 10:02 AM (LRFds)

270 Grew up in AK. I don't recall eating beef until we got a "Grizzly Burger" restaurant, and I thought it tasted funny, because we were raised on moose meat and salmon, mostly. One moose fills up two average chest freezers and last all year. Yum.


****

I can't believe how big those things get!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 10:03 AM (piMMO)

271 No breast unsearched, and every jihadi with a bomb gets through. --- TSA Motto

Posted by: Beagle at November 20, 2012 10:03 AM (sOtz/)

272 I don't like venison(roadkill) either. It wrecks me like third world water.

Posted by: Butters at November 20, 2012 10:04 AM (NIZHJ)

273 Looks like someone took their work home with them. http://tinyurl.com/cod8497 A 42-year-old Perry Hall man will spend two years in prison along with15 years of supervised probation for possessing child pornography. Officials said Michael Scott Wilson worked as a Transportation Security Administration agent at BWI Thurgood Marshall International Airport and had been under investigation since September 2011

Posted by: RWC at November 20, 2012 10:04 AM (fWAjv)

274 Tastes like chicken>>

No it tastes more like Unicorn.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 20, 2012 10:04 AM (tf9Ne)

275 LOL, you can if you get wifey to drive and you carry a piss jar.

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2012 01:54 PM (YdQQY)

==========

Heh!  I remember as an engineering student explaining the concept of static vs. dynamic pressure to a guy at the garage where I worked.

He drilled a hole in the floorboard of his old junker, attached a hose and a funnel, strapped it up under the steering column and was amazed at what a good "pilot relief" system it was at about 65 MPH.

Posted by: Nighthawk at November 20, 2012 10:04 AM (RSqz2)

276 Try "Oklahoma".


*****

Allah hu Ackbar

They'll be to afraid of a profiling charge to lay a finger on you

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 10:04 AM (piMMO)

277 Good lord, are they in Wyoming or something?

Worse.  Fort Dodge.

I'm not really exaggerating about the upside-down-in-a-ravine for days before being found thing, either.  Happened to an 18-year-old girl when I lived there, off I-35. She survived but both legs had to be amputated.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 20, 2012 10:05 AM (ZKzrr)

278 I remember Grizzly Burger! (I was in Anchorage in the late '70s.) Great stuff. They had one in the mall in Anchorage that had the mounted bear in it.

Posted by: joncelli at November 20, 2012 10:05 AM (RD7QR)

279
No it tastes more like Unicorn.


******

Do the Skittles make it taste sweeter?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 10:05 AM (piMMO)

280 I'm not a young woman, but when we saw our son off, after going through the nude scanner, I got a full lower-body pat-down.

This is what happened to our son (going back to his duty station):

Goes through nude scanner.  Full-body pat-down.  Hands tested for explosive residue.

At the gate they announced military could board next.  We hugged and kissed him good-bye, and two TSA thugs pulled him aside for one final humiliating pat-down (he was in shorts and tee shirt) and one last check inside his Marine Corps backpack (with a change of clothes and his iPad).

I've also been singled out for the explosive residue test on my hands.

My husband never has to deal with any hassle.

TSA = government thugs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2012 10:05 AM (UOM48)

281 I can't believe how big those things get!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 02:03 PM (piMMO)


They are hilarious in the winter, particularly in Anchorage. They just step over fences and wander where ever they feel like going. One stepped over a fence onto the hood of our neighbor's car, and pretty well ruined the engine block. And you sure don't want to hit one on the highway. The feet come right up and through the windshield. Nasty way to die. And the moose sometimes just walk away.

Posted by: tcn at November 20, 2012 10:05 AM (ZOUmX)

282 O/T

Been drinking at the club, so I missed a lot of posts.

I will just add that my son shot a 524 pound Black bear on opening day last week in NC. Rem 700. 308.

Very nice.

And you're right- bear meat isn't good.  Might make decent smoked sausage (with lots of seasoning) though.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 20, 2012 10:06 AM (SY2Kh)

283

Don't women TSA agents handle the women in these cases? Are there that many lesbians working in TSA?
Posted by: Steve at November 20, 2012 01:48 PM (k568W)

----------

I think where women are concerned, they don't have to be lesbians to have a reason to pull this crap and single out attractive women/girls. They could just as easily get off on humiliating the sort of person they're jealous of.

==========================

 

I know one TSA woman - wife of my brother's friend. Her husband and she are both libtarded, think MSNBC is teh shit, lurve them some Olbermann, and..... are both really twisted, sexually speaking. Whips, chains, latex, all of that.

Posted by: uterus cannon at November 20, 2012 10:06 AM (3ZtZW)

284 >I am growing to like th taste of Bison quite a bit.

Buffalo meat is awesome


It was good enough for Red Cloud and Crazy Horse, it's good enough for me


there's a restaurant up in Idaho Springs that does everything buffalo-- their Reuben sandwich? The corned beef is made from buffalo brisket

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 20, 2012 10:06 AM (8sCoq)

285
I remember eating bear meat when I was a kid and really liked it.

My favorite wild game, however, is boar. It's been a long time since I've had any.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 01:58 PM (piMMO)



I had "bear burgers" in high school. Absolutely delicious.

Posted by: Every Male Kennedy Ever at November 20, 2012 10:07 AM (da5Wo)

286 I've eaten armadillo and possum' guess I'm just either adaptable or brainwashed.

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 01:59 PM (LRFds)

 

 

-------------------------------------------------

 

 

Or you're from fucking Arkansas.

Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2012 10:08 AM (qnk1H)

287 are both really twisted, sexually speaking. Whips, chains, latex, all of that. Posted by: uterus cannon at November 20, 2012 02:06 PM (3ZtZW) Hey, that's just a little judgemental don't you think? The MSNBC thing? OK.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 20, 2012 10:08 AM (3Y7RV)

288 I just realized I am only 47 years old! I am seriously losing it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 02:02 PM (piMMO)



Oh. Well in that case, the boobehs should be fine!

Posted by: Every Male Kennedy Ever at November 20, 2012 10:09 AM (da5Wo)

289 I'm not really exaggerating about the upside-down-in-a-ravine for days before being found thing, either. Happened to an 18-year-old girl when I lived there, off I-35. She survived but both legs had to be amputated. I'd be willing to take her case, but I'm afraid she doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Posted by: Johnny Cockring [/i] at November 20, 2012 10:09 AM (feFL6)

290 86 Soona,

No "middle class ohioan" from the '70s...

I do get around though...like the plague.

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 20, 2012 10:10 AM (LRFds)

291 A few years ago I had yak burritos in Tibet.  For someone from SoCal, it was pretty funny ordering Mexican food in China.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2012 10:10 AM (QKKT0)

292 I am a cereal killer. I stabbed a box of corn flakes with a Bowie Knife..and then, and then...(sobbing) I poured milk over them and ate them! Does that make me a bad person? All joking and kidding aside..these TSA, , criminal record as long your arm, known thieves, perverts and Bush/Obama Nazi's need to go! Do I need to help? If I have to take my shoes AND BELT OFF ONE MORE fucking TIME, some one will suffer! And it will not be me!

Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at November 20, 2012 10:10 AM (KDfzF)

293 From Fox news:

 

 

 

US blocks UN  Security  Council  call  for  immediate  ceasefire  in Gaza as unbalanced against Israel. 

Posted by: Meremortal at November 20, 2012 10:10 AM (1Y+hH)

294 So Hobby Lobby, a company run with Christian ideals, has lost their initial fight and will have to pay for the morning-after pill.

Sekulow thinks it will wind up in front of the SCOTUS.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2012 10:11 AM (piMMO)

295

Yes, terrible story, but  I find it hard to take seriously anyone who  expresses their journalistic  narrative in the form of screen-capped tweets. 

 

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2012 10:11 AM (TOk1P)

296 Nooo post

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2012 10:11 AM (QKKT0)

297 The TSA is what you get when you are too chicken livered to go full Jackson on some retards that attack your country.

I guarantee you that we would not be having this problem if, the day after 9-11, we had reduced Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, and Pakistan into radioactive ash.


Posted by: Kristophr at November 20, 2012 10:11 AM (wYVte)

298 US blocks UN Security Council call for immediate ceasefire in Gaza as unbalanced against Israel. --- I guess Rice is trying to pretend she isn't a window-licking retarded leftist.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 20, 2012 10:12 AM (e0xKF)

299 FFS


/OFF

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 20, 2012 10:12 AM (da5Wo)

300 Why does this bus window taste like Weetaard spit?

Posted by: Rice at November 20, 2012 10:13 AM (wYVte)

301 new thread

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2012 10:14 AM (YdQQY)

302 Police State! Get your police state here! Fondling! Exposure! Warrantless searches! Intimidation! Incompetence! Extortion! Get your Pooooooolice State!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 20, 2012 10:14 AM (bxiXv)

303 "So Hobby Lobby, a company run with Christian ideals, has lost their initial fight and will have to pay for the morning-after pill. Sekulow thinks it will wind up in front of the SCOTUS."
===============

Don't worry. I got this!

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at November 20, 2012 10:25 AM (znT2j)

304 I have to fly with my 87 yr old father over Christmas. I will be flying down to Tx with him, then flying back 3 days later, then flying back down to get him to come home. He is a WW2 vet and wears a baseball cap with that on it, and he gets pulled out every time we fly. It makes me crazy and the last time a woman in a full burka sailed right through TSA before him. I was livid and was very surprised they didn't call the police on me. I have decided to video his patdown everytime we go through it. Am I allowed to just whip out my phone and tell them I am going to make a video of this legal assult for his protection. Will I get my phone confiscated? Will they prevent me from flying? What are my legal rights with this?

Posted by: megthered at November 20, 2012 10:29 AM (iR4Dg)

305 I think where women are concerned, they don't have to be lesbians to have a reason to pull this crap and single out attractive women/girls. They could just as easily get off on humiliating the sort of person they're jealous of. Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at November 20, 2012 01:51 PM (2KBjW) Yep. Remember - the female concentration camp guards had the worst reputations for cruelty. Anyone surprised by female brutality and inhumanity has 't been paying attention.

Posted by: Reactionary at November 20, 2012 10:44 AM (pAr6D)

306 "Or, as civil libertarians we say get rid of the damned TSA. " With very few exceptions, civil libertarians lose interest in these issues as soon as there's an election to win. And if you take a terrible idea like real-time centralized government control over private internet traffic and wrap it in a populist slogan like "Net Neutrality" they'll fall all over themselves to tell everyone how awesome it it'll be. They're more concerned about staying popular than actually improving anything.

Posted by: GalosGann at November 20, 2012 10:46 AM (T3KlW)

307 Dana is teh hot and sharp as a pistol. Check local stations to listen to hear her show!

Posted by: Dana Rocks at November 20, 2012 10:53 AM (Kflw4)

308 I don't get much of this hassle -- but then I'm not an attractive young girl.
Come on, Ace, you're just as pretty as any of them; you just need a nose job.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 20, 2012 11:03 AM (nkiQM)

309 Went to the local gun shop on election day and the old guys in there had the Dana Show blasting on a stereo.

Posted by: the comrades choom at November 20, 2012 11:05 AM (Kflw4)

310 They could just as easily get off on humiliating the sort of person they're jealous of.
No. I was against Sarah Palin because she's never accomplished anything.
No. Honest.

Posted by: piggy nooner at November 20, 2012 11:09 AM (nkiQM)

311 A friend of ours traveling to Europe with her husband (once again, thanks Savannah TSA goons), after going through the nude scanner, had a female TSA thug slide her hands under our friend's bra and feel her breasts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2012 11:11 AM (UOM48)

312 I get pulled out of of line all the time by the TSA, but I always figured it was because at 5 in the morning I look like a cross between shaggy and a slasher villain. Then again last time I was searched by them a German Air Force pilot in full uniform was also extra searched, because that makes sense./

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at November 20, 2012 11:14 AM (BsGo+)

313 Is it true the testicle safety assessors has the same uniforms as CHEKA?

Posted by: Sargent Hulka at November 20, 2012 11:18 AM (Kflw4)

314 @284 Jones, you mean in Steve Canyon?

Is that the place with five or six different kinds of barbecue? Ate there, liked it.
Wouldn't it be something if a well-connected party rebuilt the place on Mt Evans?

Posted by: comatus at November 20, 2012 11:51 AM (qaVK+)

315 This is why I haven't flown in several years.  I refuse to use the scanners, and there's no way I'm submitting to a pat-down...and since I am female and kinda pretty or whatever, I'm assuming I'd get singled out.  Again.

The last straw was a trip where I had on a light cardigan over a strappy camisole...the screener demanded that I remove my "coat."  Me: "This is not a coat.  It is a shirt that happens to have buttons down the front.  A cardigan."  Him: "I can't let you through unless you remove it and put it on the conveyer."  Honestly, you could barely tell I had a camisole under the cardigan because I had buttoned it up nearly to the top.  So when I was forced to unbutton it and take it off, it looked like I was removing everything above the waist.  And the camisole was thin, so I'm sure you could see a lot of bra and my straps were visible.  As someone who tries to dress modestly in public, this was aggravating and embarrassing.

I'm sure the screener loved watching me strip off my cardigan, and loved that he got to tell me to do so.

So, husband is on board with driving.  Road trips together have been fun and involved getting to eat lots of different, tasty noms in various parts of the country.  I don't miss the airport hassle one bit, especially men who aren't my husband demanding I remove articles of clothing.

Posted by: JeepGirl at November 20, 2012 01:39 PM (aST2+)

316 If the TSA was Unionized , this wouldn't happen.

Posted by: Lying DemocRats That Lie at November 20, 2012 02:04 PM (Z/Rsb)

317 @277, we knew a guy that went off the road and down to the bottom of a hill. He had his rifle with him and fired it whenever he heard his friend's cars on the road above. He was saving out a bullet for himself, but they found him before it came to that. He became pretty unpleasant to be around after that, as he thought his friends had ignored him purposely.

I had a hell trip home from work about two years ago. I had an hour and a half commute, all freeway. Just outside of town, the freeway was closed due to a semi blocking the road. It had hit ice and went sideways. Sat there for two hours while they cleared it, as they put the sign up about the road being closed AFTER the last exit in town. Then got to drive home on freezing rain and snow. It turns out old cop cars are not that good in ice. I went off the road twice. Fortunately, didn't get hurt but it took about five hours to get home. I didn't go to work the next day.

The good news is, I told the owner of the company about it. And they let me work from home now, so I've only had to drive in twice this year.  For your trip, I'd recommend the usual warm clothes, food, beverages, etc. Light sticks are a good addition, as well as something to charge your cell phone with. I had a down sleeping bag in my car, which did come in handy.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2012 04:35 PM (5HBd1)

318 The reason Dana gets such rough treatment is that they've targeted her. She's a "troublemaker" which for a federal employee, any government employee, is the worst thing a citizen (read, subject) can be.

Posted by: Esau's Message at November 21, 2012 12:35 PM (6c62F)

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