1 But we're still boned.

2 Obama is a Miserable Piece of Shit. OMPS.

3

Here's a DOOMy editorial from the San Diego Union-Tribune about how badly the public employee unions are raping the taxpayers in Cali:

http://tinyurl.com/6or8rt9

4 Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable     tyrant.

5 Axelrod now trying to pin Limbaugh on Romney.  Hilrious.  Keep f*cking that chicken, Democrats.

6 Sixth!

7 On the plus side, we can't be boned, because Rick Santorum will outlaw boning.

8 Anyone got some vaj cream?

9 Ooooh, okay, I HAVE to leave a review on the Matt Yglesias book linked in the sidebar.   Quick everyone, let's brainstorm the most vapid, sarcastic, and/or demented reviews possible.       The man deserves no mercy.  

10 Dear John McCain, Please take your air strikes against Syria and stick them up your ass ... you know, that place where your head is currently situated. We, the people forced to vote for your dumb ass last cycle, want no part of Syria's troubles. We don't really care how many of those people kill each other, since they all hate us anyway and will stab us in the back at the first opportunity. Go back to Arizona and play golf and just stay out of everything else. Thank you.

11 Good morning everyone. Monty, we miss you. My coffee just doesn't taste the same without DOOM!

12 Cali voted for a failure rerun with Brown in 2010. Staying there as a productive citizen is just propping up a failing system. OTOH thank you for putting off their collapse while Barry O would shift payments to the rest of us. Perhaps a future Pres and congress will allow the bitter medicine to be given to save the country.

13 No Doom = Big hole in my day

14 Looking at the markets today, Monty would have had a field day with the DOOM. At least he added a little humor to the impending DOOM!

15 The best-kept secret is still Vic in the Top Headlines. Also, we now have The Continuing Adventures of Stones Of Steel vs. Che Boy in the ONT.

16 Cali re-elected Brown. Mendocino County re-elected Hamburg. We Californians are so far left it skews the scale. These people are true believers and they're going down with the ship, willingly.

17 Anyone got some vaj cream? Have you considered high-speed axle grease?

18 I miss the DOOM kitteh.

And now I have to go vote.

Later, 'rons/'ettes.

19 Is Sandra Fluke DOOMED to not have tax payers cover ADD-A-DICK-TO ME surgery?

20 Why does a lesbian need birth control?

21 I've heard folks referencing SOS, but I'm not sure of the backstory.   Can anyone fill in the details?   It sounds rife with Moron      punctiliousness.

22 That SHOULD have been, "I've SEEN folks referencing SOS..."    Good grief, I scuk at teh typng today.

23 Why does a lesbian need birth control?

It's not Birth Control! It's medicine for my angry, angry lady parts.

24 >>Quick everyone, let's brainstorm the most vapid, sarcastic, and/or demented reviews possible.

Just copy progg reviews of Breitbart's book word-for-word.

(He is here, you know.)

25

"Go back to Arizona and play golf and just stay out of everything else. Thank you."

 

The NVA saw to it that Maverick's golf swing would be permanently disabled.  I feel for him in that regard but he's still a political jackass.

26 Is Sandra Fluke DOOMED to not have tax payers cover ADD-A-DICK-TO ME surgery?

Posted by: Deli LLama at March 06, 2012 10:18 AM (ADlPJ)

Before the hearing the Republicans should have found out about her past, and just hit with questions about how full of shit she is and her agenda. And then this wouldn't have become the story that it did

27 >>Why does a lesbian need birth control?

There was a bit at...Frisky? Some site for clucking leftwing sluts blocked by IT...from a lesbian who claims that "being a lesbian doesn't mean she can't enjoy having sex with men."  I read it b/c Insty linked to it.

28

Just copy progg reviews of Breitbart's book word-for-word.

(He is here, you know.)

 

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 06, 2012 10:22 AM (ZKzrr)

 

OOH. 

 

I like it.  

29 20 Why does a lesbian need birth control?

Posted by: cherry at March 06, 2012 10:18 AM (OhYCU)

In case she is raped by one of the many evil sexist men out there.

30 We miss the doom?

http://tinyurl.com/7mfq4ae


You rang?

31 We are all Monty now.

32 21: Friday thread before ONT. I think it was an AB thread. Basically because of being hit by loss of AB, SoS went up to Che shirt in lunch area and requested he not wear the shirt to work anymore because SoS found it offensive since Che was a murderous thug. Che shirt ran to HR, SoS was brought in and did not back down but made the company own their PC policies. Then 2nd shift supervisor emailed group which includes SoS because he sometimes rotates shifts and said SoS had gone to HR about the matter and SoS emailed the group back with the facts and gave a non work email if anyone wanted to discuss the matter farther. Its like a mini OKeeefe and Andrew ploy (turn Alinsky on the leftards and make THEM live up to their own rules) but SoS only started out to speak his mind but is seeing it through.

33

There was a bit at...Frisky? Some site for clucking leftwing sluts blocked by IT...from a lesbian who claims that "being a lesbian doesn't mean she can't enjoy having sex with men." I read it b/c Insty linked to it.

 

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 06, 2012 10:23 AM (ZKzrr)

 

Um... isn't that kind of what being a "lesbian" means?   Otherwise wouldn't the woman in question be considered "bisexual?"   

 

I'm pretty sure what's her name -- the     tall skinny one from Sex in the City      who doesn't have a horse face      and always reminds me of Olive Oyl      ---   recently got in trouble for saying essentially this exact same thing.   Cuz, you see, being gay isn't a CHOICE.  It's GENETIC.  Therefore implying that there is any kind of CHOICE involved in     who you fancy from a sexual perspective means that you are undermining the LGBTQRSBBQ message, and must be publically shamed.

34

A mini-doom 'green shoot': Green Firms Get Fed Cash, Give Execs Bonuses, Fail

 

http://tinyurl.com/84stakv

Yeah yeah, old news, ever heard of Solyndra?, I get it. But ABC ('All Barack Channel') actually ran some good info in this story, profiling companies few of us have ever heard of. Where they failed badly is in ignoring the political persuasion and connections of the managements of these companies, which is what this is really all about. But as a baby step toward the light of doom - not bad.

35

The book reviews on "The Rent is Too High" at the sidebar are absolutely side-splitting.  Wrote my own.  Which Moron/Ette wrote this review?

 

"I'll admit, I'm usually a fan of a Yglesias product - the smooth sensual sounds of Julio's ballads and Enrique's latin dance beats are both highly prominent in my ipod rotation. But this book is just - awful. So what is this guy, like the porcine Cooper Manning of the Yglesias family? Is the rent really "too damn high?" I asked a bunch of different people after reading this book, and all their rent payments were different. I think this guy needs to do some research before writing a book about rent."

36 Just do a search on "unexpectedly" and you have your doom articles.  How about GM's suspension of producing the Volt?

37

Posted by: Palerider at March 06, 2012 10:27 AM (vL0Nv)

 

Oh, that is brilliant.   AWESOME.      You go, SOS!

 

Breitbart is here!

38

There is no talent so ardently supported, nor generously rewarded, as the ability to convince parasites they are victims...Thomas Sowell.

39 what happened with sos yesterday at work?

40

Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 06, 2012 10:28 AM (WUWb9)

 

I made it to the word sensual, then I lost it.

 

Whoever wrote that review deserves a gallon bottle of Valu-Rite.

41 39: I think its post 109 in the ONT.

42 36 Just do a search on "unexpectedly" and you have your doom articles. How about GM's suspension of producing the Volt?

Posted by: Kaitian at March 06, 2012 10:28 AM (LrD3a)

 

Interesting WE are buying so many ads for the Volt since they don't sell more than 300 a month.  Stoopid and even uses the word "crapload" in the ad.  Think they should have just stopped at "crap".

43

I can't link to this fluking blog in the comments or the url box.

 

Just go to last night's ONT and all of StuckOnStupid's story is there, including a repost of the stuff that happened Friday.

44 BTW, if everyone stops using the eff you cee kay word and uses Fluke instead, Ace might get ads on the comment pages again!!

45 phonex girl, it's all in last night's ONT.  Start here:  http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=327245#c17713700

46 Another 'I remember Andrew' article at breitbart.com
 
http://tinyurl.com/6reop6s
 
Key quote: "Vini, vidi, puki"

47

http://tinyurl.com/82r49wg

 

GREAT takedown of Sanrda Fluke in today's WSJ.

 

48

The sad thing is, it's not even possible to say whether air strikes are a good idea or not.  I mean, with this administration there is no way for the rest of us to be assured there would be a purpose to them.  Could they be the right call at this time?  Maybe, but probably not. 

 

And it certainly doesn't help to have the senile old coot from Arizona wake up from his nap and declare "Air Strikes!" as if he's thought it through and decided this was the best course of action. 

49 Five Leadership Lessons From James T Kirk

http://tinyurl.com/7x8p92f

50 Just read Stuck on Stupid's work day post. Impressive. He has them by the short hairs and they don't even know it. To the bristles, baby, to the bristles!

51 @47 Democrats love a "victim" to promote against the evil Republicans. A month ago, it was the "poor" woman who is Buffet's secretary despite making six figures.

52 Ahhh, I feel better now.  I just went a penned a snotty review of the Yglesias shitpile.   I'm loving the reviews that have already posted.  Some of them are pure genius.

53 >>Therefore implying that there is any kind of CHOICE involved in who you fancy from a sexual perspective means that you are undermining the LGBTQRSBBQ message, and must be publically shamed.

You forgot F and V. You hatey heteronormative oppressor, you.

54 @25 Yeah, in my anxiety I had surpressed my memories of the warrior John and the stalwart man that he was. My bad. I shall amend that to, thank you for your courage so long ago, now go home and be happy and quit trying to stick our tits into another wringer.

55 @53: As a heteronormative oppressor, the hell does the "Q" in the new and improved LGBTQ mean?  I mean, I know it's "Queer", but what specific behavior does it map to?

56 Faster than light speed
We are terminally boned
In teh suck of DOOM

57 With no DOOM there is no Kitteh PRON

58

Wow, I've made a boatload of money in the stock market for the last few years ignoring Monty's warnings of woe...and now that he's gone the market's headed to Bear Country.  Of course, the biggest assault on sentiment would be an Obama re-elect.   

59 >>I mean, I know it's "Queer", but what specific behavior does it map to?

Queer, roughly, is "not straight."  (Does it include polyamory? Which is a stupid word, Greek prefix and Latin suffix. Not sure.)

It can also be "questioning"--like same-sex pr0n but not ready to touch one in meatspace, that sort of thing.

I still think it's sad they refuse to celebrate the diversity and include F and V.

(I read "The Ethical Slut" once--the guy who lent it to me ended up in a monogamous marriage to a woman shortly thereafter, lol--and it seems that demanding Paul pay for your condoms so you can fluke Peter, while Paul never gets any, is unethical.  Don't know why it's different when Paul is "total strangers" or "Jesuit school" instead of "stupid doormat guy you met at school."  But anyway.)

60 #55 The Q in LGBTQ is NOT "queer," it's "questioning," meaning you're a kid who is getting bombarded with gay stuff and and hit on by homos so you wonder if you might be, so they claim you as a victim. Also if they can add "questioning" they can count more people in their minority category so they can mau-mau the rest of us into giving them more stuff.

61 I guess discussion of the passage of HR 347 by the GOP led Congress is verboten around here. It bill further eviscerates our 1st amendment rights so I'm certain JEF will sign it. No big deal really.

62 Perhaps ace or one of his minions could provide another bombshell movie review instead.

63

Pay. Him.

 

...in bodies, whores,  or booze. Whatever.

 

...we misses him, we does. Yesss, my precious. Sniff.

64 In my head Fluke has Mr/Mrs Garrison's voice

65 Well, the Doom chronicles were informative but I always thought they were counter-productive in that they reinforced our already high apprehension of how bad the economy could still get.

Granted if it's going to get bad then not talking about it won't make it better but there was NEVER any positive news and NEVER any comments or essays on what could be done to mitigate the situation. Nor any feeling of sympathy to those caught up in the effects of a situation beyond their control.

Since they were so relentlessly depressing, I avoided reading them.

I already knew/know how bad the economy is as I've been under/un employed for 4 years.

Monty also held certain opinions about who, what and how the economic problems derived from and that anyone who was caught up by the downturn was somehow responsible for their plight.
I always got the impression that Monty thought everyone should've seen this coming or been prepared regardless. Said like a guy who's never made a mistake or misjudged the signs.

Blaming the victim never does anyone any good and it certainly aroused some strong feelings here which was not productive.

The posts were well organized but as I said they left off the "and here's the answer" or "here's what YOU can do to help yourself" or "here's what other people are doing".

I think Monty had never yet met a crisis that was beyond his control and his lack of understanding was apparent. This too grated on my nerves.

Contrary to popular belief; hard work and perseverance do not guarantee one success or survival.

Luck and circumstance play more of a role than most "self-made men/women" want to admit.

I would welcome the Doom Chronicles back if done on a once a month or bi weekly basis. Every week and sometimes more is too much when it's only one sided.

66

I would welcome the Doom Chronicles back if done on a once a month or bi weekly basis. Every week and sometimes more is too much when it's only one sided.

 

Only one sided?  That's why it's called Doom.

67 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.