August 15, 2012

Two Palette Cleansers
— Ace

One for the ladies. No, it's not a shirtless guy. But at some point Paul Ryan will be caught without a shirt and then you'll have that.

For now, just a cute thing. The psychology of cats, distilled into 23 seconds.

Now for the guys. I had this in the side-bar but I guess no one saw it because no one said thankyouacethankyouthankyouthankyousomuch.

Full moon -- well, gibbous, anyway -- at Katy Perry's waterslide party.


corrected: @tsrbike says it's "gibbous" and I believe him.

Posted by: Ace at 12:33 PM | Comments (254)
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1 Most artists use turpentine or mineral spirits to clean their palettes, I think.

Lavoris works nicely on palates.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 15, 2012 12:35 PM (wZI4b)

2 qat

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 15, 2012 12:35 PM (7fi+Z)

3 OT:  Over at the YouTube,  Epic Meal Time is in the middle of Shart Week.  Truly epic.

http://tinyurl.com/973t68b

Posted by: Dang at August 15, 2012 12:35 PM (Ky1+e)

4 9th

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 15, 2012 12:36 PM (ovpNn)

5 So the moronettes get pussy? We're not all alex the chick, you know.

Posted by: Y-not at August 15, 2012 12:36 PM (5H6zj)

6 My cat pushes his brush, the remote, the newspaper, whatever off the footstool.  Because it's his place.  No stuff is allowed on his place.

Posted by: huerfano at August 15, 2012 12:36 PM (bAGA/)

7 Gibeous?  Is that an adjective referring to the BeeGees?

Posted by: Cicero at August 15, 2012 12:37 PM (QKKT0)

8 nobody cares about Katy Perry anymore? Sheesh. What a fickle bunch.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2012 12:37 PM (fxHyG)

9 WE DEMAND EQUAL TIME!

Posted by: The Dogs at August 15, 2012 12:37 PM (04Fj6)

10 I love me some alabaster.

Posted by: Cicero at August 15, 2012 12:37 PM (QKKT0)

11 That cat is identical to mine....including the push shit onto the floor schtick.

Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2012 12:38 PM (X6akg)

12 katy perry...gross...and dont forget she had russel brandts willie in her openings...forever tainted.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 15, 2012 12:38 PM (ovpNn)

13 Katy Perry has wierd boobs

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 15, 2012 12:38 PM (7fi+Z)

14 I love it.

The girls get cats, the guys get ass.


THE PATRIARCHY LIVES!!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 15, 2012 12:38 PM (06lNq)

15

Something for everyone:

Spec Ops 22 minute video critique of Obama admin leaks:

Dishonorable Disclosures   "Intelligence and Special Operations forces are furious and frustrated at how President Obama and those in positions of authority have exploited their service for political advantage. Countless leaks, interviews and decisions by the Obama Administration and other government officials have undermined the success of our Intelligence and Special Operations forces and put future missions and personnel at risk. The unwarranted and dangerous public disclosure of Special Forces Operations is so serious -- that for the first time ever -- former operators have agreed to risk their reputations and go 'on the record' in a special documentary titled "Dishonorable Disclosures." Its goal is to educate America about serious breaches of security and prevent them from ever happening again. Use of military ranks, titles & photographs in uniform does not imply endorsement of the Dept of the Army or the Department of Defense. All individuals are no longer in active service with any federal agency or military service. Credit: OPSECTeam.org"

Posted by: wtd at August 15, 2012 12:38 PM (79199)

16 Katy Perry has wierd boobs

I'd like to verify this statement up close.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 15, 2012 12:39 PM (8Gp95)

17 Who filmed my cat?  The younger one looks, and behaves exactly like that.

Yes, Ace, thank you kindly for the glimpse of Katy Perry's bounty.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2012 12:39 PM (exvgC)

18 Teddy the asshole kitteh also eats souls.  You can tell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 12:39 PM (UOM48)

19 katy has a very nice bottom.

Posted by: mallfly at August 15, 2012 12:39 PM (bJm7W)

20 russel brand has a kazoo voice

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 15, 2012 12:39 PM (7fi+Z)

21 Katy Perry has wierd boobs

I'm surprised they let her in the water park with those sharp elbows.

Posted by: Cicero at August 15, 2012 12:39 PM (QKKT0)

22 Hmmmm... A waxing gibbous, I should think.

Posted by: R.D Walker at August 15, 2012 12:39 PM (ImpgP)

23 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 12:39 PM (6o4Fb)

24 I'd still hit it.  It would be hard not to think about Brand and what a douch nozzle he is though.

Posted by: Adam at August 15, 2012 12:39 PM (/YJYi)

25

Katy Perry's ass looks OK.

So does her big white butt.

Posted by: Roy at August 15, 2012 12:40 PM (VndSC)

26 This is for the ladies too;

Tim Tebow's shirtless GQ cover pic

http://tinyurl.com/9q2ywcn

Posted by: kbdabear at August 15, 2012 12:40 PM (Y7XKa)

27 Dogs have long forgotten their wolf heritage, but a cat will never let you forget he was once a lion.

Posted by: ChampionCapua at August 15, 2012 12:40 PM (nfhIO)

28 That kitteh?  Smarter than Biden.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 12:40 PM (UOM48)

29 You can't look at Katy Perry's butt without seeing Russell Brand's mark all over it.

Posted by: The Dogs at August 15, 2012 12:40 PM (04Fj6)

30 I love it when Elaine Bennes feeds me Yankee Bean soup!

Posted by: Slow Joe at August 15, 2012 12:40 PM (HpT9p)

31

It looks like you could have seen some headlights too if the camera had been in front of her.

Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2012 12:41 PM (GULKT)

32 nobody cares about Katy Perry anymore?

Sheesh. What a fickle bunch.

I'd like to smack her ass with a pizza pan.

Posted by: eleven at August 15, 2012 12:41 PM (KXm42)

33 My fat kitteh does the same thing Teddy does

Fat Kitteh says she's not an asshole

Posted by: kbdabear at August 15, 2012 12:41 PM (Y7XKa)

34 sheesh, we get a cat video?

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2012 12:41 PM (TomZ9)

35 My cat knocks stuff over when he wants my attention.I can't keep the phone out.

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2012 12:41 PM (6o4Fb)

36 I'd like to smack her ass with a pizza pan.

Posted by: eleven

 

 

Too late.

Posted by: Roy at August 15, 2012 12:41 PM (VndSC)

37 I'm a nice, big white ass too!

Posted by: Your Vice -President at August 15, 2012 12:41 PM (nfhIO)

38 I went down a waterslide years ago.....once.  Stood up in the splash pool and yep, my bikini top was off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 12:42 PM (UOM48)

39 Katy doesn't have any tattoos? Kinda surprising.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 15, 2012 12:42 PM (8Gp95)

40 Posting Katy Perry's ass is like posting Jennifer Lopez's tits.

That's not where they make their money

Posted by: The Q at August 15, 2012 12:42 PM (B/yDO)

41 Stood up in the splash pool and yep, my bikini top was off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

 

Pictures, or it never happened.

Posted by: Roy at August 15, 2012 12:42 PM (VndSC)

42 I went down a waterslide years ago.....once. Stood up in the splash pool and yep, my bikini top was off.

Go on.

Posted by: Cicero at August 15, 2012 12:42 PM (QKKT0)

43 This jar of vitamins......displeases me.

Posted by: Teddy the Cat at August 15, 2012 12:42 PM (KXm42)

44 13
Katy Perry has wierd boobs Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 15, 2012 04:38 PM

But she's got a GREAT ASS !!!!!

Posted by: Vincent Hanna at August 15, 2012 12:42 PM (Y7XKa)

45 I hope we get to the "bottom" of this...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 15, 2012 12:43 PM (7fi+Z)

46 38 I went down a waterslide years ago.....once. Stood up in the splash pool and yep, my bikini top was off. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 04:42 PM (UOM4 POIDH

Posted by: Your Vice -President at August 15, 2012 12:43 PM (nfhIO)

47 My cat will push down the keys on the piano if I lid up. He starts with one or two notes at a time, then jumps upon the keyboard walking from low to high, first on the white keys, then proceeds to high to low, on the black notes.

So, I will close the piano lid.

Then he goes over to my cello on its stand and starts plucking the C string.

Posted by: navybrat at August 15, 2012 12:43 PM (/jNYP)

48

c'mon Katy...tan lines?

 

how gauche

Posted by: kallisto at August 15, 2012 12:43 PM (jm/9g)

49 Katy Perry link...

6th picture down. Bottom right.

Dude or chick?

Posted by: lorien1973 at August 15, 2012 12:44 PM (0tkqC)

50 I can't believe that Russell Brand douche dumped Katy Perry just after she got pregnant!

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 15, 2012 12:44 PM (OIuTH)

51 Someone somewhere may have pics.  I hope not.

Water slides.....how do they work?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 12:44 PM (UOM48)

52 Thanks ace! Katy Perry? Yeah I would. Repeatedly.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 15, 2012 12:44 PM (5UcDQ)

53 Dogs have long forgotten their wolf heritage, but a cat will never let you forget he was once a lion.

Posted by: ChampionCapua at August 15, 2012 04:40 PM (nfhIO)



That's because house cats think they are lions.  Small dogs think they're elephants.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2012 12:44 PM (X3lox)

54 Hi, I'm Katy Perry and when you're partying outside and you don't have a douche ready, Easy Drop Bikini Bottoms are the quick solution!!

It's about the douches, people !!!

Posted by: Katy Perry at August 15, 2012 12:44 PM (Y7XKa)

55 34 sheesh, we get a cat video?

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2012 04:41 PM (TomZ9

 

Ace, I think the ladies are complaining because you're not showing them the same kind of appreciation you did when your originally posted Cake girl... :p

Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2012 12:44 PM (GULKT)

56 Water skiing and tubing is way more dangerous, with the risk of a cold water enema at 40 mph.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 15, 2012 12:44 PM (7fi+Z)

57

so many cats..... so few recipes

Posted by: fixerupper at August 15, 2012 12:45 PM (C8hzL)

58 When cats aren't knocking over your shit, they're either sleeping or murdering.

Cats are evil, shun them.

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 15, 2012 12:45 PM (06lNq)

59 Have I got a job for that cat!

Posted by: Paul Ryan on a cliff edge with your grandma at August 15, 2012 12:45 PM (8Gp95)

60 OMG.. my husband is having heart failure here.  Apparently Ryan got asked by Hume last night when the budget would be balanced and he said Ryan couldn't really give a definitive asnwer.  Now Ed Gillespie has been asked by the Wolfman (Blitzer) and he doesn't know either.  Um.. concern anyone?  Hubby says all the drive-bys have been talking about it all day.

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 15, 2012 12:45 PM (UljOc)

61 6th picture down. Bottom right.

Dude or chick?
Posted by: lorien1973


The fat boy who should have worn the black "slimming" tee shirt in the pool.

Posted by: Dang at August 15, 2012 12:45 PM (Ky1+e)

62 "The psychology of cats, distilled into 23 seconds."

When a cat stares intently at an inaminate object for longer than five seconds, chances are they're going to swat at it with a paw.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at August 15, 2012 12:46 PM (Ouyc1)

63

guys get something, girls get nothing.

ace=cad

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2012 12:46 PM (TomZ9)

64 Love Teddy's *yawn* at the end.

Someone at YouTube captioned the video, "Your Viagra displeases me."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 12:46 PM (UOM48)

65 29 You can't look at Katy Perry's butt without seeing Russell Brand's mark all over it. Tattoo?

Posted by: Y-not at August 15, 2012 12:46 PM (5H6zj)

66 32 That comment makes me think of this SNL skit from long ago.
http://tinyurl.com/ybxnrmj

Specifically the line for Mike 7th from the bottom delivered by Garrett Morris

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 15, 2012 12:47 PM (tf9Ne)

67 Tan lines are hawt.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 15, 2012 12:47 PM (7fi+Z)

68 Nice glimpse of Katy's hind paw, too.

Posted by: Heel and Arch Fanciers, Inc. at August 15, 2012 12:47 PM (exvgC)

69 My kitteh gnaws on power cords. Her favorites are the $80 thin Apple ones. Delicisioso! The other cat used to chew on leather. Fortunately, he stopped that, but not before he ruined a Coach purse.

Posted by: Y-not at August 15, 2012 12:47 PM (5H6zj)

70 At least ace didn't lure us poor, unsuspecting 'ettes into brain bleach territory again by invoking gerard butler's 6 pack. That was mean.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 15, 2012 12:48 PM (nv5Sr)

71 russel was here, with an arrow?

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2012 12:48 PM (TomZ9)

72

@63 - willow, here's something:

 

http://tinyurl.com/9g268xw

It's not as hot as that compound bow pic ace posted a couple days ago, but it's the sexay GOP ticket anyway

 

 

Posted by: kallisto at August 15, 2012 12:48 PM (jm/9g)

73 One for the ladies. No, it's not a shirtless guy. But at some point Paul Ryan will be caught without a shirt and then you'll have that.



Not going to hold my breath here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 12:48 PM (UOM48)

74 "That's because house cats think they are lions"

my orange cat certainly does. the others not so much

Posted by: mallfly at August 15, 2012 12:48 PM (bJm7W)

75

bebe's true, 

]still, 

 i call foul!

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2012 12:48 PM (TomZ9)

76 I know I'm a woman and I know I'm gonna catch hell for this but.....I do not get all the Katy Perry gaga. 

Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2012 12:49 PM (X6akg)

77 Tan lines are hawt.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 15, 2012 04:47 PM (7fi+Z)



Tan lines signal that you are probably dealing with private property, not a public utility.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2012 12:49 PM (X3lox)

78  68  Tan lines are hawt.
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Hawter still:  Fair, fair skin.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2012 12:49 PM (exvgC)

79 Katy, when the panties fell.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 15, 2012 12:49 PM (7fi+Z)

80 Palette cleanser?  I thought that was turpentine.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 15, 2012 12:50 PM (Z6meB)

81

Kallisto, ty, but i can't see his eyes.

still  i'm glad we know how to take care of ourselves in this here flop house.

 

files nails.

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2012 12:50 PM (TomZ9)

82 The saggy bikini bottom is really throwing me.  It's like a steak on a bed of Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch.  It's just not doing it for me.

Posted by: Dang at August 15, 2012 12:50 PM (Ky1+e)

83

Kate, yes. But we prefer Upton, not Perry. Just sayin'.

 

Posted by: West at August 15, 2012 12:50 PM (1Rgee)

84 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 15, 2012 12:50 PM (8y9MW)

85 Ha. My cat, Cheetah, was just like that. Whenever he wanted my attention, he would knock something off my desk. If I didn't look, he would knock something else off. And, so on. He almost totally cleared my work desk one day, as I chose to ignore him and see how far he would take it. Then, I would pick him up and he would put his little paws around my neck and hug me. All was good and right with the world.

Posted by: hehe, thanks at August 15, 2012 12:50 PM (HOOye)

86 One thing that we know about Katy from that photo is that she doesn't sunbathe in the nude

Her pale white ass reflected like a full moon

Posted by: kbdabear at August 15, 2012 12:51 PM (Y7XKa)

87 My kitteh gnaws on power cords. Her favorites are the $80 thin Apple ones. Delicisioso!

We had a Calico that would eat the little Christmas tree lights like snacks.

Posted by: Teddy the Cat at August 15, 2012 12:51 PM (KXm42)

88 Katy Perry? I'd hit that. Boy would I ever...gotta go take care of something now...

Posted by: packsoldier at August 15, 2012 12:51 PM (36mIR)

89 thankyouthankyouthankyouforthekatyperrylink! Also, this is pretty damn cool. Not sure if anyone has posted it yet. Mars 360º http://t.co/5rupu21Y If you have an iPhone or Droid with an accelerometer it's like you're sitting on Curiosity.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 15, 2012 12:51 PM (4136b)

90 *prances around being better again*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - going to plaid at August 15, 2012 12:51 PM (VtjlW)

91 You can't own a cat Teddy,  that wouldn't be right.

Posted by: eleven at August 15, 2012 12:51 PM (KXm42)

92 So, where are the pixs of Janet Napolitano's swimsuit bottom falling off?

Posted by: The Dogs at August 15, 2012 12:51 PM (04Fj6)

93 @65

Your out of your mind.

She is very pretty, has a nice figure and can actually sing.

She got her start in a christian band, you can find a couple of her songs on the tubes if you search.

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 15, 2012 12:51 PM (06lNq)

94   I know I'm a woman and I know I'm gonna catch hell for this but.....I do not get all the Katy Perry gaga.
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Ah, she's cute and fair-skinned with black black hair and bright blue (?) eyes, and reasonably trim, and she looks like she'd be fun to spend time with either horizontally or vertically.  The last two items are rare enough nowadays that she comes up a winner.

I've never heard her sing, so I have no idea if she has anything like a voice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2012 12:52 PM (exvgC)

95

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2012 04:50 PM (TomZ9)

___

 

OK I'll find a pic that features his eyes

Posted by: kallisto at August 15, 2012 12:52 PM (jm/9g)

96 Hello, ladies, look at your Vice-president, now back to me, now back at your Vice-president, now back to me. Sadly, he isnÂ’t me, but if vote right this November, your Vice-president could be me. Look down, back up, where are you? YouÂ’re on a boat with the man your Vice-president can be. WhatÂ’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, itÂ’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your Vice-president looks like me. IÂ’m shooting a bow.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at August 15, 2012 12:52 PM (evdj2)

97 Her front side obviously fell off too, just she wasn't facing the cameras.

She never should have borrowed Meggie Mac's suit.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 15, 2012 12:52 PM (QK3qp)

98 Ehhh, Katy doesn't roll my rocks...there's something about her face that's just not attractive, but I can't figure out exactly what.  By rights she should be cute, but she's just  ehhhh.  She's one of those gals that you can't point out anything really unattractive, but there's just something unattractive there.  My 2 cents anyway.  I'm sure others beg to differ.

Posted by: Havedash at August 15, 2012 12:52 PM (F0WNa)

99 Yup, that's a cat: I'm bored. Let's screw something up. Yup! Time for a nap. Good thing I have no responsibilities.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at August 15, 2012 12:52 PM (RD7QR)

100

i believe we OWE ace a lovely pic of sumthing,

 

 sumthing

 

 

hideous

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2012 12:52 PM (TomZ9)

101 Wow. Thats Academy Award material there. How 'bout a 2000line review, Ace?

Posted by: maddogg at August 15, 2012 12:52 PM (OlN4e)

102 Why are non-law enforcement US government agencies buying ammunition in very large quantities?

This isn't Obama's attempt to buoy the bullet market, is it? That could create a scarcity that drives up costs to the rest of us. What other reasons could it be? And how is it legal?

Posted by: Jay Bee at August 15, 2012 12:52 PM (Xwgt3)

103 Does Katy Perry have a butthole tattoo ?  Or is that just a scar/stain left over from the douche Russell ? 

Posted by: grease monkey at August 15, 2012 12:53 PM (VSWPU)

104 93 So, where are the pixs of Janet Napolitano's swimsuit bottom falling off?

Posted by: The Dogs at August 15, 2012 04:51 PM (04Fj6)


----


It wont.


Tents are secured with stakes driven into the ground.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 15, 2012 12:53 PM (C8hzL)

105 60 OMG.. my husband is having heart failure here. Apparently Ryan got asked by Hume last night when the budget would be balanced and he said Ryan couldn't really give a definitive asnwer. ---- From what I'm reading from DrewM, Wolf Blitzer asked Ryan about Romney's budget, but mischaracterized his question after. I would not expect them to have a firm date. They have a lot of variables in terms of revenues, depending on how the economy responds to changes in taxes, regulation.

Posted by: Y-not at August 15, 2012 12:53 PM (5H6zj)

106 The saggy bikini bottom is really throwing me. It's like a steak on a bed of Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch. It's just not doing it for me.

You have to mentally edit that out.  It's a gift.

Posted by: eleven at August 15, 2012 12:54 PM (KXm42)

107 Tami this (or these) might have something to do with it.

Posted by: Adam at August 15, 2012 12:54 PM (/YJYi)

108

snarls at alex!

 

 

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2012 12:54 PM (TomZ9)

109 @97 That never gets old.

Posted by: Y-not at August 15, 2012 12:54 PM (5H6zj)

110

Somewhat related to Katy Perry.  And hey ladies some dating options for you too!  Check it out.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30wOEvxZdFo

Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2012 12:55 PM (GULKT)

111 Oh painkillers, forgot the link

http://tinyurl.com/9l5tqgv

Posted by: Adam at August 15, 2012 12:55 PM (/YJYi)

112 I had another kitteh, God rest her soul, who loved to paw things off of counters. Once I made the mistake of leaving my cell phone there and when she pushed it off the counter, it landed directly into her water dish.

Phone was only 20 bucks to replace, no biggie

Posted by: kbdabear at August 15, 2012 12:55 PM (Y7XKa)

113 Havedash.. you are supposed to be looking at her boobies kid.  Yer doin it all wrong!

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 15, 2012 12:55 PM (UljOc)

114 I've never heard her sing, so I have no idea if she has anything like a voice.

Her stuff is alright.  If it were 60 years ago, it'd be called "bubblegum."  It (like so much pop) is so heavily synthesized and remixed that it's hard to tell.  In her favor, she does seem to actually sing at her concerts, instead of doing the lip-synching thing that so many other "singers" do.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 15, 2012 12:55 PM (8y9MW)

115 I wonder what her position is on Horizontal Fracking?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 15, 2012 12:55 PM (7fi+Z)

116 Seems like something in Perry's empty little head should have whispered "don't wear a loose fitting frilly, heavy when wet bikini to the water park". But I guess not.....

Posted by: maddogg at August 15, 2012 12:56 PM (OlN4e)

117

Sheesh. What a fickle bunch

 

Our love for Christina Hendrick's sweater puppehs remains the one  constant   in  the universe.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 15, 2012 12:56 PM (d0Tfm)

118

@82:

 

here willow, don't know if the eyes are prominent but there's kind of a James Bond/Don Draper thing goin' on here:

 

http://tinyurl.com/chlfukm

Posted by: kallisto at August 15, 2012 12:56 PM (jm/9g)

119 snarls at alex! If it makes you feel better, I'm viciously allergic to cats and that kitteh would have actually sucked out my soul pretty quickly.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - going to plaid at August 15, 2012 12:56 PM (VtjlW)

120 Via @DrewMTips What Ryan said to Hume last night was he doesn't know when Romney plan will balance because it's not a full budget. It can't be estimated.

Posted by: Y-not at August 15, 2012 12:57 PM (5H6zj)

121 http://t.co/5rupu21Y If you have an iPhone or Droid with an accelerometer it's like you're sitting on Curiosity. Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 15, 2012 04:51 PM (4136b) ======= very cool, thanks

Posted by: hehe, thanks at August 15, 2012 12:57 PM (HOOye)

122 And @DrewMTips The "Ryan Budget" balances by 2030 (supposedly but that's the CBO estimate). Surely Ryan knows this. http://t.co/NJJ6HVa0

Posted by: Y-not at August 15, 2012 12:57 PM (5H6zj)

123 Ynot.. then that's how Ryan should have answered the question.  Sheesh.  I think my husband is getting worked up over nothing.  I mean.. it's not like Obama has been the pillar of responsibility here, right?

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 15, 2012 12:57 PM (UljOc)

124 Heh, I posted Katy Perry's beautiful un-inked ass on the ONT. Mind you, the crowd had thinned at that hour, but they were appreciative. Also, I like cats, so this thread is a double-win for me.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 15, 2012 12:57 PM (bxiXv)

125 Posted by: kallisto at August 15, 2012 04:56 PM (jm/9g) That one needs a caption contest; he looks like he's getting ready to take someone down. I'm not clever enough to come up with something funny.

Posted by: elizabethe at August 15, 2012 12:58 PM (fJody)

126 In her favor, she does seem to actually sing at her concerts, instead of doing the lip-synching thing that so many other "singers" do. Katy Perry can actually sing. I would not be at all surprised if she does the Cyndi Lauper move to singing standards thing in 10-15 years or so.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - going to plaid at August 15, 2012 12:58 PM (VtjlW)

127 I'd hit it.  Just to be clear.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 15, 2012 12:59 PM (QK3qp)

128 114 Havedash.. you are supposed to be looking at her boobies kid. Yer doin it all wrong!

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 15, 2012 04:55 PM (UljOc)

 

 

There ya go ladies.  I'm one in a million! LoL

Posted by: Havedash at August 15, 2012 12:59 PM (F0WNa)

129 Katy Perry's no cuter than average.

Posted by: nickless at August 15, 2012 12:59 PM (MMC8r)

130 Posted by: kallisto at August 15, 2012 04:56 PM (jm/9g)

Looks like he's either reaching for his gun or reaching for his "gun".

Posted by: Adam at August 15, 2012 01:00 PM (/YJYi)

131 I've never heard her sing, so I have no idea if she has anything like a voice.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2012 04:52 PM

The answer is no. She's got a rough voice with at most a two octave range, and that's what is autotuned.

She writes her own songs, but what she writes are pop ditties with 30 seconds of lyrics drawn out to 3 minutes with oooo's, oohhhhs, woahhs, and ahhhhs

As for the content of the lyrics, they're barely above fast food jingles. Even Mike Love wrote more poetic stuff

Posted by: kbdabear at August 15, 2012 01:00 PM (Y7XKa)

132 PALATE, GODDAMMIT.

Posted by: apotheosis at August 15, 2012 01:00 PM (xWk3U)

133 Ace, is this true or we being played: "OH MY – Former Obama Campaign Chair To Now Campaign For Mitt Romney" http://tinyurl.com/9fnk6am

Posted by: kevin durant fan at August 15, 2012 01:00 PM (oZfic)

134

I would not expect them to have a firm date. They have a lot of variables in terms of revenues, depending on how the economy responds to changes in taxes, regulation.

 

Nor would I.  If we started seeing Reagan-like numbers of economic growth, we'd  have a balanced budget in no time.

 

It would be  good medicine to have   a roaring economy, something the Dim/Progs   can't seem to grasp.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 15, 2012 01:00 PM (d0Tfm)

135 101 i believe we OWE ace a lovely pic of sumthing, sumthing hideous Hmmmm. How about a pic of elaina kagan, Sonja sotomayor, Hillary, Janet napalitano, Janet Reno & Rosie o'donnell engaged in some "hot" girl on girl action? That mental picture alone should ruin boners everywhere for at least a week.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 15, 2012 01:00 PM (nv5Sr)

136 The "Ryan Budget" balances by 2030 (supposedly but that's the CBO estimate). Surely Ryan knows this. http://t.co/NJJ6HVa0 Posted by: Y-not at August 15, 2012 04:57 PM (5H6zj) If it's the interview I saw, he actually gave that answer about his budget, but was then asked about the Romney "plan" which Ryan said hadn't been number crunched so he couldn't give an answer.

Posted by: elizabethe at August 15, 2012 01:00 PM (fJody)

137 You know, Katy has a nice bottom (and the rest of her ain't bad either), but I dislike her music more than most, so if she's not 100% perfect looks-wise, she can't have me. As for the kitteh, that was 100% perfect. Thanks for that.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2012 01:01 PM (2pG7H)

138 Speaking of cats, and their litter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 01:01 PM (UOM48)

139

kallisto, hmm, i think I like that pic. ty

 

alex, oh tht's horrible, i actually do have a siamese very obnoxious kitty  in my home. she is 13 and owns all my beautiful furniture. (so she thinks)

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2012 01:01 PM (TomZ9)

140

I loves me some bountiful alabaster bottoms.

Michelle? Bring me some coffee, hon.

Posted by: Plugs Biden at August 15, 2012 01:01 PM (IbWc8)

141 Posted by: kevin durant fan at August 15, 2012 05:00 PM (oZfic)

That's true, I saw him on the news a couple of weeks ago talking about it.

Posted by: Adam at August 15, 2012 01:01 PM (/YJYi)

142 looks like my departed cat Holly...

Holly the cat I trained to be a dog.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 15, 2012 01:01 PM (LRFds)

143 bebe, I really like the way you add to the discussion.

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2012 01:02 PM (TomZ9)

144 139 Speaking of cats, and their litter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 05:01 PM (UOM4



LOL!

Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2012 01:02 PM (X6akg)

145 You damn bloody yanks talking shit about me, at least we don't let old people die in the streets in my country.  We let them die in hospital beds while waiting for treatment.  Wankers.

Posted by: Russell Brand at August 15, 2012 01:02 PM (/YJYi)

146 "OH MY – Former Obama Campaign Chair To Now Campaign For Mitt Romney" http://tinyurl.com/9fnk6am Posted by: kevin durant fan at August 15, 2012 05:00 PM (oZfic) == true and, now, he's some kinda Jim Crow racist for flipping sides

Posted by: hehe, thanks at August 15, 2012 01:02 PM (HOOye)

147 add Helen Thomas!

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2012 01:03 PM (TomZ9)

148 .. and I think Katy Perry is a cutie and she can sing pretty good.  I am not a kind person when it comes to these celebrities but she seems pretty cool.. don't know her politics, I'm sure she's a leftwing twit.

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 15, 2012 01:03 PM (UljOc)

149 Wow, lots of criticism of the Katester. I am not picky like some people, so I will take one for the team.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 15, 2012 01:03 PM (bxiXv)

150 That cat is identical to mine....including the push shit onto the floor schtick.

A squirt bottle full of ammonia will tighten up their shit in a jiffy when they try that crap.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 15, 2012 01:03 PM (/RS2M)

151 HERE YOU GO LADIES!

YOU HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT YOUR SHIRTLESS VICE PRESIDENTIAL PICK!

WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY THE PIC HAS FINALLY HIT THE NET!

CHECK OUT THE SHIRTLESS VP HERE!

http://tinyurl.com/ckm6el

SO DAMN HOT!


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 15, 2012 01:03 PM (ovpNn)

152 @132

Mariah Carey she most certainly is not, but she's better than your average female pop singer.

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 15, 2012 01:03 PM (06lNq)

153 Um.. concern anyone? Hubby says all the drive-bys have been talking about it all day. Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 15, 2012 04:45 PM (UljOc) A) You can't know when the budget will be balanced until you know the size of the deficit; do you trust the CBO or White House numbers for the past 4 years? B) As a practical matter, the House is in charge of budget bills, and it would be silly to set a target without resolving the issues in Item A, and at least seeing the makeup of the legislature after the election. C) Even then setting a target date allows the opposition to screw with you. D) Revenues and external unknowns can always interfere. So, I'd hedge and focus on setting strong principals of fiscal responsibility and growth for a balanced budget over the long term, and not what happened with the GOP and Clinton in the mid-late 90's where all we did was bounce off a balanced budget.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 15, 2012 01:04 PM (OIuTH)

154 @132: I like to tell people the top 10 success of "ET" proved feminism is dead. I mean, a song about begging a space alien (tastefully portrayed by Kanye West) to rape her? We're a long way from Andrea Dworkin.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 15, 2012 01:04 PM (B/VB5)

155 and, now, he's some kinda Jim Crow racist for flipping sides Posted by: hehe, thanks at August 15, 2012 05:02 PM (HOOye) So, still a Democrat then.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 15, 2012 01:04 PM (bxiXv)

156

Breaking news from Falls Church: the Family Research Council suspect took METRO to the crime scene.

 

Guns don't kill people. Mass transit kills people.  

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 15, 2012 01:05 PM (IbWc8)

157 Russel's brand.

Posted by: fb at August 15, 2012 01:05 PM (JVEmw)

158 If it's the interview I saw, he actually gave that answer about his budget, but was then asked about the Romney "plan" which Ryan said hadn't been number crunched so he couldn't give an answer. -- Yeah, I didn't see any of the interviews, but I would not sweat it. It's very clear from DrewM's tweets that Blitzer is, either intentionally or unintentionally, mischaracterizing *his* interview with Ryan. I don't know about Brit Hume's, but I didn't see any angst coming from Hume's twitter feed today so I doubt Ryan blew it.

Posted by: Y-not at August 15, 2012 01:05 PM (5H6zj)

159 Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 15, 2012 05:03 PM (ovpNn



Will.Not.Click.on.Link

No way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 01:05 PM (UOM48)

160

And for the LADIES in the house who are baseballically inclined:

 

check out the lips on this one -

 

http://tinyurl.com/d54sagt

 

He's got great forearms too


Posted by: kallisto at August 15, 2012 01:05 PM (jm/9g)

161 137 If it's the interview I saw, he actually gave that answer about his budget, but was then asked about the Romney "plan" which Ryan said hadn't been number crunched so he couldn't give an answer. http://bit.ly/NEmJgb

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at August 15, 2012 01:05 PM (YjDyJ)

162 My poor husband... please pray he makes to November.

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 15, 2012 01:05 PM (UljOc)

163 should we  trust jeremiah wright?

Posted by: willow at August 15, 2012 01:05 PM (TomZ9)

164 The other cat used to chew on leather. Fortunately, he stopped that, but not before he ruined a Coach purse.

Mine likes cotton fabric.  Towels seem to be a special delicacy.

Posted by: Cicero at August 15, 2012 01:06 PM (QKKT0)

165 152: Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 15, 2012 01:06 PM (IbWc8)

166 I saw my wife's best friends boobies in Ixtapa when we were diving off a pier. We were the daredevils of the four of us and I didn't say anything to her right away. Somehow the misses caught that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 15, 2012 01:06 PM (9TTOe)

167 Yeah look at those sharp elbows on Katy.

Whatever.

bunk

Posted by: brak at August 15, 2012 01:06 PM (nIoiW)

168 146 You damn bloody yanks talking shit about me, at least we don't let old people die in the streets in my country. We let them die in hospital beds while waiting for treatment. Wankers.

Posted by: Russell Brand at August 15, 2012 05:02 PM (/YJYi)

 

 

You just stay the hell away from our Cake Girl, you ugly dork!  Got it, Buttface?

Posted by: Havedash at August 15, 2012 01:06 PM (F0WNa)

169 "San Dimas High School football RULES!"

Posted by: SalvucciFumbles at August 15, 2012 01:07 PM (IhUzk)

170 163 My poor husband... please pray he makes to November.

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 15, 2012 05:05 PM (UljOc




I pray we all do.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 01:07 PM (UOM48)

171

OK

Enough with the Allahesque "palette cleanser" shit. Too ghey and too HA at the same time..

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at August 15, 2012 01:07 PM (oiJah)

172 Wolf Blitzer giving Artur Davis a nice interview session on CNN.  Davis very supportive of Ryan.

Shit, it's as good as that web ad running now that has '08 Obama voters saying how they just cannot pull that lever again.

Davis had a high profile speaking position at the Democrat convention in '08, giving the speech that seconded Obama's nomination.

He tells Blitzer what Romney will do WHEN he is president. 

Not IF.

When.  Important distinction.

This is CNN.

Posted by: TheLittlShiningMan at August 15, 2012 01:07 PM (PH+2B)

173 Thank you Ace.

I don't care what anyone says, she is gorgeous to me. :-)  So she has taste that includes douchy douchebags that are utterly douchetastic. I'm not looking to marry her, just ogle her. From afar.

Posted by: Texas T at August 15, 2012 01:07 PM (YItiX)

174 Keep your husband away from the news, jewells. Mine consumes some MSM news, so he'll occasionally get sucked in by reports of bad polls. I just keep telling him to ignore them.

Posted by: Y-not at August 15, 2012 01:07 PM (5H6zj)

175

Posted by: Adam at August 15, 2012 05:00 PM (/YJYi)

___

 

yeah, Tami had a pic of  his other guns ( AKA biceps, delts)

Posted by: kallisto at August 15, 2012 01:08 PM (jm/9g)

176 Katy Perry is a dumber version of Zooey Deschanel with bigger hooties.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 15, 2012 01:08 PM (r4wIV)

177 well, since we are winding down the twisted here's some stuff to look at http://tinyurl.com/2csttbh Perverted Toys Toys are carefully planned investments that companies spend countless hours developing in the hopes that children will use them to foster memories that they'll cherish for a lifetime. But sometimes, they just end up looking like dongs.

Posted by: something for everyone at August 15, 2012 01:08 PM (HOOye)

178 I thought Jeremiah's link was sexay babay.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at August 15, 2012 01:08 PM (/YJYi)

179 Katy Perry with Elmo.

(put the dot back in)

http://www.youtube com/watch?v=YHROHJlU_Ng

Posted by: CUS at August 15, 2012 01:08 PM (84pE9)

180 Hey Katy,

It's perfectly legal to remove the tags once you've purchased the item.  Just sayin' girl.

Posted by: Cicero at August 15, 2012 01:08 PM (QKKT0)

181 151 - Why would anyone feel the need to try to change the ways of the kitteh, as if you could. My boy cat here, he insists on laying on my desk whenever I'm at the computer, and we go through this long, drawn out ritual where I try to keep him from blocking the monitor. We compromise, usually, and when I force him to back off, he gives me that look as if to say "why you want to change teh rainbow that is me..." and he's right.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2012 01:08 PM (2pG7H)

182 Can I ask in what universe Katy Perry's unremarkable ass is a pallette cleanser, much less a palate cleanser?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 15, 2012 01:09 PM (B9nls)

183 Katy Perry is a dumber version of Zooey Deschanel with bigger hooties.

Which isn't a terrible thing.

Posted by: eleven at August 15, 2012 01:09 PM (KXm42)

184 172 OK Enough with the Allahesque "palette cleanser" shit. Too ghey and too HA at the same time.. Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at August 15, 2012 05:07 PM (oiJah) Bite me. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x11yc7_robot-libido_fun

Posted by: humpbot at August 15, 2012 01:09 PM (OIuTH)

185 I would definitely hit that with a sock full of quarters and take her back to my kill room.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 15, 2012 01:10 PM (mblRd)

186 183 Can I ask in what universe Katy Perry's unremarkable ass is a pallette cleanser, much less a palate cleanser?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 15, 2012 05:09 PM (B9nls)

 

Better to see it now, than in 20 years when she finally poses in Playboy.

Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2012 01:10 PM (GULKT)

187 I think teh Zooey is cute.

Posted by: Havedash at August 15, 2012 01:10 PM (F0WNa)

188 Katy Perry is a dumber version of Zooey Deschanel with bigger hooties.

Is that a criticism, or what?

Posted by: A Confused Moron Who Doesn't Know If It's a Criticism or What at August 15, 2012 01:10 PM (QKKT0)

189 Well here's an unusual thing. I've got two guys here today working on our HVAC and they (1) showed up at 8 am and (2) have worked straight through without disappearing. I'm in utter shock. Sure hope they can get the system back up today. It's warm and sticky here today (by Utah standards).

Posted by: Y-not at August 15, 2012 01:10 PM (5H6zj)

190 Katy Perry is a dumber version of Zooey Deschanel with bigger hooties.

I fail to see the problem there.

Never realized how many gay dudes were here at the HQ, NTTAWWT

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 15, 2012 01:10 PM (SY2Kh)

191 Katy,
You do know we call Raging Waters in San Dimas Raging Urine don't you?

Its filthy and disgusting at that water park.  Between Russel Brand boinking her and swimming at Raging Urine any guy who sleeps with her should take a full course of antibiotics beforehand and wear a bio hazard condom. 

Helpful tip guys.

Posted by: mpfs at August 15, 2012 01:11 PM (iYbLN)

192 I own several of those Harry Potter vibrating broomsticks.

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 15, 2012 01:11 PM (/YJYi)

193 Katy Perry is a dumber version of Zooey Deschanel with bigger hooties.

And?  I'm not looking for a long term relationship.  Or even a conversation.

Geez.  Some of y'all take all the fun out of being a pig.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 15, 2012 01:11 PM (8y9MW)

194 Anyone watching The Five?

Over/under on Beckel throwing out the f-bomb again today?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 01:11 PM (UOM48)

195 I would hate to be in a pile of Deschanel sisters.

Posted by: eleven at August 15, 2012 01:11 PM (KXm42)

196 Can I ask in what universe Katy Perry's unremarkable ass is a pallette cleanser, much less a palate cleanser? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 15, 2012 05:09 PM (B9nls) Spanx, make up, push up bras, and photoshop do wonders for many of these so called hotties. Nekkid and plain many would be shocked how normal they really are.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 15, 2012 01:11 PM (9TTOe)

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 15, 2012 01:12 PM (SY2Kh)

198 The more I read other peoples cute stories about their cats the happier I am that I don't have one.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 15, 2012 01:12 PM (tf9Ne)

199 191 Katy Perry is a dumber version of Zooey Deschanel with bigger hooties.

I fail to see the problem there.

Never realized how many gay dudes were here at the HQ, NTTAWWT

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 15, 2012 05:10 PM (SY2Kh)

 

 

I'll have you know that I have extremely strong lesbian tendencies, thank you.

Posted by: Havedash at August 15, 2012 01:12 PM (F0WNa)

200 Enough with the Allahesque "palette cleanser" shit. whatever Ace decides is okay by me

Posted by: fairy dust at August 15, 2012 01:12 PM (HOOye)

201 [COMMENT-REDACTED]

Posted by: grease monkey at August 15, 2012 01:12 PM (VSWPU)

202 183 Can I ask in what universe Katy Perry's unremarkable ass is a pallette cleanser, much less a palate cleanser? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 15, 2012 05:09 PM (B9nls) ************* Maybe Ace wants to paint her ass with his palette?

Posted by: tasker at August 15, 2012 01:12 PM (r2PLg)

203 @196: If by "hate" you mean "thrilled", then yes.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 15, 2012 01:12 PM (B/VB5)

204 I would hate to be in a pile of Deschanel sisters.

Are there more than just two?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 15, 2012 01:12 PM (8y9MW)

205 Spanx, make up, push up bras, and photoshop do wonders for many of these so called hotties. Nekkid and plain many would be shocked how normal they really are.

I'm ready for the shock.

Posted by: Cicero at August 15, 2012 01:13 PM (QKKT0)

206 Do.Not.Stereotype.  At my house filled with eight cats and two dogs, the male of the relationship is the one who never met a cat he didn't like.  I like cats but sheesh, enough is enough.  Plus, all cats enjoy testing Newton's Universal Law of Gravitation.  This is why we have art on the walls, not on the mantel.

Posted by: Mazzuchelli at August 15, 2012 01:13 PM (piR98)

207 D'oh.......wouldn't hate.

Posted by: eleven at August 15, 2012 01:13 PM (KXm42)

208 I started an epic pallet fire once.  Almost burned down SW PA. 

Posted by: DaveA at August 15, 2012 01:13 PM (DVJEd)

209 The more I read other peoples cute stories about their cats the happier I am that I don't have one. Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 15, 2012 05:12 PM (tf9Ne) I hate those smelly useless fuckers. Sorry, I just do.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 15, 2012 01:13 PM (9TTOe)

210 Why are people now dissing Zooey Daschenel??


She's freaking adorable!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK!

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 15, 2012 01:13 PM (06lNq)

211 Ynot.. yeah.. his problem is watching MSLSD, CNN and such and gets himself worked up.  My husband has always been a rather excitable fellow, but way more so lately because so much is at stake.  The conversations we have sometimes.. I want to beat him on his noggin and tell him to stop worrying about every damn thing.  I told him tonight.. "so what babe.. you think the Obama campaign is gonna suddenly put out an ad that Ryan couldn't say when the budget would be balanced?"  Relax honey. 

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 15, 2012 01:14 PM (UljOc)

212 Two plus me would be a pile in my book.

Posted by: eleven at August 15, 2012 01:14 PM (KXm42)

213 I'm not disliking her fleshy butt, I'm just not wowed by Katy Perry. She's one of those that is 90% makeup, hair and lighting.

Posted by: nickless at August 15, 2012 01:15 PM (MMC8r)

214 Palette, palate ...

Forget it, he's rolling.

Posted by: Andy at August 15, 2012 01:15 PM (5Rurq)

215 195 Anyone watching The Five?

Over/under on Beckel throwing out the f-bomb again today?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 05:11 PM (UOM4


I'm surprised he hasn't stroked out by now. Chances increase the closer we get to the election.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at August 15, 2012 01:15 PM (RD7QR)

216 209 I started an epic pallet fire once. Almost burned down SW PA. Posted by: DaveA at August 15, 2012 05:13 PM (DVJEd) Close call.

Posted by: Centralia, PA at August 15, 2012 01:15 PM (OIuTH)

217 148 add Helen Thomas! Heh. And Rachel madcow!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 15, 2012 01:15 PM (nv5Sr)

218 Posted by: General Woundwort at August 15, 2012 05:13 PM (06lNq)

There seem to be a subset of the Morons who believe that they can win more man points by claiming that hot, unattainable chicks are somehow not hot.

Though, apparently if you're BChochrain1981 they're also not necessarily unattainable.  And I hate him for it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 15, 2012 01:15 PM (8y9MW)

219 I think Zooey is cuter. Google both of them "no makeup".

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 15, 2012 01:15 PM (t8fEg)

220 My husband has always been a rather excitable fellow, get him to use that energy to GOTV

Posted by: fairy dust votes at August 15, 2012 01:15 PM (HOOye)

221 Why are people now dissing Zooey Daschenel?? She's freaking adorable!!!! WHAT THE FUCK! Posted by: General Woundwort at August 15, 2012 05:13 PM (06lNq) If you can't fuck em, insult them. I think it's because of the amount of birth control pills in the water supply. This ahs turned men fem without even knowing it to the point where they are becoming catty over pin up girls.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 15, 2012 01:15 PM (9TTOe)

222 211 Why are people now dissing Zooey Daschenel??


She's freaking adorable!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK!

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 15, 2012 05:13 PM (06lNq)


Did you ever see Your Highness?  Horrible movie except for one part, where she is trying to deep throat a minotaur's severed penis.  That part almost made me fall out of my seat.

Posted by: Adam at August 15, 2012 01:16 PM (/YJYi)

223 By the way, who IS Katy Perry anyway?

Posted by: Mazzuchelli at August 15, 2012 01:16 PM (piR98)

224 Two plus me would be a pile in my book.

Fair enough.  I volunteer to undergo this treatment.  For Science.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 15, 2012 01:16 PM (8y9MW)

225 I'm surprised he hasn't stroked out by now. Chances increase the closer we get to the election. Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at August 15, 2012 05:15 PM (RD7QR) He'd have to care for that. He's an operative - he gets paid either way. He'll stroke out if Fox's checks bounce.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 15, 2012 01:17 PM (OIuTH)

226 I'm surprised he hasn't stroked out by now. Chances increase the closer we get to the election.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at August 15, 2012 05:15 PM (RD7QR




Which is one of the reasons I watch.  He's losing it. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2012 01:17 PM (UOM48)

227 Meh, not a criticism, just an observation. They could be sisters. Its eerie how similar they are. I like Zooey more but I'm guessing they are both idiots.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 15, 2012 01:17 PM (r4wIV)

228 No way that Batman squirt gun wasn't intentional. No freakin' way.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2012 01:17 PM (2pG7H)

229 224 By the way, who IS Katy Perry anyway? Posted by: Mazzuchelli at August 15, 2012 05:16 PM (piR9 A pair of tits that can sing.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 15, 2012 01:17 PM (OIuTH)

230 A pair of tits that can sing. Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 15, 2012 05:17 PM (OIuTH) That's an opinion.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 15, 2012 01:18 PM (9TTOe)

231 I'm into Zooey. I eagerly anticipate Z-Day and have an emergency kit set aside for the occasion.

Posted by: fb at August 15, 2012 01:18 PM (JVEmw)

232
Why are people now dissing Zooey Daschenel??


She's freaking adorable!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK!

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 15, 2012 05:13 PM (06lNq)








Those Anime cartoon character eyes? Japanese animators modeled them on Zooey's eyes.

Katie Perry's boobies? Her surgeon modeled them on the Texas hill country.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2012 01:18 PM (TIIx5)

233 229 No way that Batman squirt gun wasn't intentional. No freakin' way. Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2012 05:17 PM (2pG7H) ====== I found the train thing particularly creepy.

Posted by: fairy dust votes at August 15, 2012 01:18 PM (HOOye)

234 Daschenel (however it's spelled) was awfully cute. Then she got a facelift, and now she's perfect, which is to say, not cute. Call me unimpressed.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2012 01:19 PM (2pG7H)

235 234 - Apparently I missed the train, which I'm assuming is a good thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2012 01:20 PM (2pG7H)

236 235 Daschenel (however it's spelled) was awfully cute. Then she got a facelift, and now she's perfect, which is to say, not cute. Call me unimpressed. Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2012 05:19 PM (2pG7H) ____________ I'm confused!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 15, 2012 01:21 PM (r2PLg)

237 Why are people now dissing Zooey Daschenel??


I grant you she is cute but wouldn't having sex with her be like fucking a muppet?

Posted by: mpfs at August 15, 2012 01:21 PM (iYbLN)

238 192 Katy,
You do know we call Raging Waters in San Dimas Raging Urine don't you?

Its filthy and disgusting at that water park. Between Russel Brand boinking her and swimming at Raging Urine any guy who sleeps with her should take a full course of antibiotics beforehand and wear a bio hazard condom.

Helpful tip guys.

Posted by: mpfs at August 15, 2012 05:11 PM (iYbLN)

 

It's A Da Pee!!!  http://tinyurl.com/bvzl346

Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2012 01:21 PM (GULKT)

239 new post

Posted by: fairy dust votes at August 15, 2012 01:22 PM (HOOye)

240 Why didn't you come to me like a man and tell me there was a new poll thread?

Posted by: toby928© at August 15, 2012 01:22 PM (evdj2)

241 "Its filthy and disgusting at that water park. Between Russel Brand boinking her and swimming at Raging Urine any guy who sleeps with her should take a full course of antibiotics beforehand and wear a bio hazard condom. " Check, and check. Okay, what's next?

Posted by: Is what JQ Public is thinking... at August 15, 2012 01:23 PM (NBj0d)

242 238: having never tried a muppet, I couldn't say.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 15, 2012 01:23 PM (r4wIV)

243 I grant you she is cute but wouldn't having sex with her be like fucking a muppet?

I would be willing to undergo that experiment.  For Science.

Minus the muppet.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 15, 2012 01:24 PM (8y9MW)

244 It must be a daywalker thing. On the ONT we just nod and drool.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 15, 2012 01:24 PM (bxiXv)

245 >>>I grant you she is cute but wouldn't having sex with her be like fucking a muppet? She's welcome to tickle my elmo.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 15, 2012 01:29 PM (csnUu)

246 This just confirms my suspicion that Katie Perry needs a good spanking.

Posted by: Fritz at August 15, 2012 01:33 PM (RuVpG)

247 @233 ...Katie Perry's boobies? Her surgeon modeled them on the Texas hill country. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2012 05:18 PM (TIIx5) He covered them with mesquite trees, caliche, and armadillos? Left a very nice bubble butt though....

Posted by: naturalfake at August 15, 2012 01:40 PM (54vf8)

248 A squirt bottle full of ammonia will tighten up their shit in a jiffy when they try that crap.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 15, 2012 05:03 PM (/RS2M)

 

 

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Nah.  It's more fun to just let my cats just be cats.  Plus, they seem to appreciate me for doing that.  Much more companionable that way.

Posted by: Soona at August 15, 2012 01:45 PM (q6wDU)

249 Dorkie Dork, my Persian hybrid, doesn't act like a bitch when she wants attention (which is usually when I'm at the computer) -- she just climbs into my lap.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2012 01:45 PM (dZ756)

250 Did someone mention palate cleansing? Where can we get some? And is it free?

Posted by: Ms. Lewinsky and Ms. Fluke at August 15, 2012 01:45 PM (YQHqe)

251 Here about the commie party orgy pixs that were leaked?

Posted by: The Dogs at August 15, 2012 01:47 PM (04Fj6)

252 19 human seconds =? 23 cat seconds

Posted by: Gerry at August 15, 2012 02:48 PM (SjP3n)

253 Thankyouacethankyouthankyouthankyousomuch.

Posted by: Bildo at August 15, 2012 03:14 PM (eToum)

254 All cats do that.

It sounded like a nice clean landing in the video - nothing broken or spilled - so it's no big deal.

Posted by: Anne B. at August 15, 2012 04:11 PM (NL3RZ)

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