February 25, 2012

Unicorn Farts Are an Impractical Substitute for Oil
— Dave in Texas

Algae. Wind. Dreams from My Father the Nut.

In his [Obama's] defense, a reasonably scientific study did claim just that: National Microalgae Biofuel Production Potential and Resource Demand, by the Pacific Northwest National Laboratory (PNNL).

However, there are a few leetle problems with it, which PNNL themselves pointed out:

•It would take acreage equivalent to the area of South Carolina to generate that much oil
•It takes 350 gallons of water for every one gallon of oil you produce
•Meeting that water requirement would take 25% of our irrigation capacity
•It takes even more water than that unless you use lakefront and oceanfront real estate

Without subsidies (i.e. your money) to prop them up, they're a giant truckload of FAIL. Even now wind farms in California and Europe are idle and rusting because the cost to maintain them is higher than the value of the energy they produce.

But you'll keep paying for rail cars full of ethanol taken to California, pulled by diesel engines. Because your government is retarded.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 07:23 AM | Comments (163)
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1 the charge of the luddite brigade

Posted by: newrouter at February 25, 2012 07:25 AM (xD4bD)

2 You will jog for the master race...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 25, 2012 07:27 AM (P5xNV)

3 52% of electorate is retarded.

Posted by: real joe at February 25, 2012 07:28 AM (EFS7w)

4 Because your government is retarded.

The post could have been that short!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 25, 2012 07:29 AM (ndlFj)

5 But I already inflated my tires.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2012 07:29 AM (K30yr)

6

I loved Obama's deprecation of a drilling solution to our energy needs - that's just crazy talk! - and then blathering about effing algae as a practical solution.

 

After the White House (please, God), Obama should do stand-up.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 25, 2012 07:30 AM (3Tgf2)

7 The timing on your car is retarded! Get a tuneup!

Posted by: Barack H Mechanic at February 25, 2012 07:30 AM (K30yr)

8 I thought I hated Bill Clinton.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 25, 2012 07:30 AM (0s0CT)

9 Posted by: newrouter at February 25, 2012 11:25 AM (xD4bD)

Nice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 25, 2012 07:31 AM (nEUpB)

10 Newt is hitting on this. Over at NiceDeb: Commenting on Obama’s energy speech On the Record with Greta Van Susteren, Newt said, “It was a remarkably false speech and illustrates the passion of his ideological commitment to a fantasy world.” And he's also going to be addressing, point by point, the lies in Obama's energy speech at his own speech today in CA.

Posted by: Y-not at February 25, 2012 07:34 AM (5H6zj)

11 He's starting to make Biden look like a freaking genius .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 25, 2012 07:34 AM (npr0X)

12 7 The timing on your car is retarded! Get a tuneup!

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Now, that's just not acceptable. The timing on my car is not retarded, it is differently-abled.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 25, 2012 07:35 AM (6fER6)

13

Obamavich seems to be stuck in the "A"s this week.

Advocating Algae and Apologizing to Afghans

What an Asshole.

Posted by: BoreGuru at February 25, 2012 07:35 AM (06cOi)

14 When I think Algae, all I can think of is the blue green algae that killed my dad's dog. Why does Obama hate puppies?

Posted by: Lauren at February 25, 2012 07:37 AM (8RlBP)

15 @13 Obamavich. Ha! I like that.

Posted by: Retread at February 25, 2012 07:38 AM (joSBv)

16 I want anyone in the Barky administration to call me when they get on a transoceanic flight on a 747 powered by electric engines.  Phone.Never.Rings.

Posted by: Not an Artist at February 25, 2012 07:38 AM (Lo/3Q)

17

England 6 6 Wales

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 25, 2012 07:39 AM (0s0CT)

18 Obama is a retard.

Posted by: jumbo jogging shrimp at February 25, 2012 07:40 AM (DGIjM)

19 So was this algae initiative Valerie Jarrett's idea, like the eminently successful showdown with the US Catholic Bishops?

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2012 07:41 AM (jm/9g)

20 Oil ain't gonna get any cheaper if this shit keeps up;

Al Qaeda in Iraq warns of looming war with Shiites

http://tinyurl.com/7embkk4

Fox News site, but it's an AP wire story;

Despite deadly assaults against the Shiite-led government's security forces and Shiite pilgrims, there has been no indication that Iraq is returning to the sectarian bloodshed of 2006 and 2007 that pushed the nation to the brink of civil war.

So, despite escalating violence, there's no reason to worry about escalating violence



Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2012 07:42 AM (Y+DPZ)

21 11 He's starting to make Biden look like a freaking genius .

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And to think we once considered Slow Joe to be impeachment insurance.

Posted by: real joe at February 25, 2012 07:43 AM (EFS7w)

22 So besides using corn to make fuel instead of feeding people we're now supposed to use a big part of our irrigation capacity to grow pond scum? And do all this to keep evil oil companies from making 9% or so profit?

How many jobs will this pond scum farming create?

Posted by: Retread at February 25, 2012 07:44 AM (joSBv)

23 But besides all those issues, it's a winner. Right?

Posted by: azkag at February 25, 2012 07:45 AM (kfuac)

24 Don't you all know? Doc Brown came back to visit Obama in the Delorean with the fusion reactor that runs on seaweed!

Posted by: Marty McFligh at February 25, 2012 07:47 AM (Y+DPZ)

25 Copied from the other dead thread:
Commenting on ObamaÂ’s energy speech On the Record with Greta Van
Susteren, Newt said, “It was a remarkably false speech and illustrates
the passion of his ideological commitment to a fantasy world.”


Newt's suitability to be president is debatable, but he is our own Oscar Wilde when it comes to brilliant snarkery.

Posted by: pep at February 25, 2012 07:47 AM (6TB1Z)

26 We have 560 years worth of natural gas and he wants us to build algae farms? Umm... why?

Posted by: theCork at February 25, 2012 07:47 AM (AsGWW)

27 The sign I'm working on now and will be standind on some street corners with;

Obama is a lying, racist, elitist, corrupt, freedom - hating, dictator wannabe!  Read Liberty & Tyranny and Ameritopia by Mark Levin to learn the truth about progressivism.  It ;">will set you free.

All in 2 in. caps.  See ya in the hospital.

Posted by: teej at February 25, 2012 07:48 AM (WHmDb)

28 The skimming of pond scum is very lucrative. Well not so much for you but we'll be set for life

Posted by: The Politically connected at February 25, 2012 07:49 AM (tf9Ne)

29 Why does this "magical thinking" get to be coined as alternative energy when they are not capable of competing with current energy costs? Thats not an alternative, its a mugging. Just like all those ecotard demos that got bailed out on their solar cell companies by Obomutard. Green energy is the lefts "snake handling" belief system. No facts are allowed to get in the way. The sad part is they don't get bit, the taxpayers do. Right up there with Fannie and Freddie.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at February 25, 2012 07:50 AM (ursbV)

30 "Of course it will work! The unicorns were -free-!"

Sigh.

Posted by: Al at February 25, 2012 07:51 AM (MzQOZ)

31 We must cleanse the world of the Koch brother's influence on our everyday  lives and make the extraordinary events of alchemy popular again.

Posted by: Barack Horatio Algae, Jr. at February 25, 2012 07:52 AM (1ZF7c)

32 26 We have 560 years worth of natural gas and he wants us to build algae farms? Umm... why?

They want to go to algae production because it's sort of like farming?  I, for one, fear Big Eukaryote.

Posted by: pep at February 25, 2012 07:52 AM (6TB1Z)

33 Is pond scum skimming anything like picking cotton? Just askin.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at February 25, 2012 07:52 AM (ursbV)

34

All this biofuel business is pap recycled from the 70s. I was a grad student in the lab of a major proponent of biomass-based fuels (e.g., sugar cane) when he redefined "hydrocarbon" to include oxygenated hydrocarbons, such as carbohydrates. Then he promoted plants as a source of the newly-redefined "hydrocarbons."

 

The problem, of course, is that oxygenated species are already partially oxidized, and therefore have considerably lower heats of combustion on either a specific or molar basis than true, no-shit hydrocarbons (hence the problem with bioethanol).

 

But it was all good for getting grants and PR.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 25, 2012 07:52 AM (3Tgf2)

35 why can't we use kudzu for fuel?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 25, 2012 07:53 AM (Ho2rs)

36 Green energy is the lefts "snake handling" belief system.

Brilliant, but I propose a small change. 

The left's belief system is all "snake-handling".

Posted by: pep at February 25, 2012 07:54 AM (6TB1Z)

37

teej, you left the other thread, so I will say "hi" here.

 

I was reading over at HA that the name of the algae company is Solazyme. Is anyone else a bit creeped out as to how close that is to "Soylent"? I mean just where exactly is Obama going with this algae business?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 25, 2012 07:54 AM (RZ8pf)

38 If our government's plan is to drive Americans into a lower standard of living, while enriching themselves, it makes perfect sense. They aren't stupid, just corrupt.

Posted by: Elephant Liberation Front at February 25, 2012 07:54 AM (mP3uM)

39 And as part of our new progressive legislative program, we're proposing legislation to repeal the Second Law of Thermodynamics. It's held us back for too long, and it's racist.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 25, 2012 07:54 AM (3Tgf2)

40 We're getting the best of all worlds with this administration:

Germany's energy plan

Greece's financial discipline

France's foreign policy

Russia's cult-of-personality autocratic governing style

And North Korea's press.


Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 25, 2012 07:55 AM (P136z)

41 The algae farms should be off the coasts of Martha's Vineyard and Hawaii.  Maybe the whole of Long Island Sound.

Posted by: I am the walrus, goo goo ga joo at February 25, 2012 07:56 AM (4sQwu)

42 Hi teej! (*)(*)

Posted by: Y-not at February 25, 2012 07:56 AM (5H6zj)

43

Retread / 15:

Obamavich, Pelosiyeva & Reidski... been using those since '08 I think.

Use to comment here as "Huckleberry", but went mostly to Twitter when I saw Ace, Dave etc there a lot.

Posted by: BoreGuru at February 25, 2012 07:56 AM (06cOi)

44 @42 is to prove I was not ignoring you.

Posted by: Y-not at February 25, 2012 07:56 AM (5H6zj)

45 Why can't we use Soylent-Liberal. It's (not) people!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2012 07:56 AM (Af3Wg)

46

@40

 

And Zimbabwe's policies.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 25, 2012 07:56 AM (3Tgf2)

47 you know what algae needs to grow? water...you know what the desert has very little of? water....you know where they want these algae plants? in the desert....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 25, 2012 07:57 AM (Ho2rs)

48 Here is where the GOP/candidates should be pounding away at Obama all
day every day!

They need to assault his intelligence and call him out for ridicule.

All of these "alternative" energy schemes are scams and boondoggles and enormous wastes of time and taxpayer money.

The government just sunk over 500 million in a Solar company that everybody, who had even a passing knowledge of what was going on in the company, knew would fail.

And that's just one such boondoggle being funded by this administration.

People should be in jail!!

Posted by: McLovin at February 25, 2012 07:59 AM (l14aH)

49 Santorum also unloads on Bambi: Santorum also attacked President Obama's energy policy, accusing him of systematically raising energy prices to prevent global warming, a science Santorum said he considered political science. “I don’t understand how you wake up in the morning when you consistently mislead,” Santorum said of Obama. "This president will not take responsibility for anything that goes on in his administration." Link to BuzzFeed: http://tinyurl.com/79l5nt4 Have Romney or Paul said anything about this or the Afghan apology tour?

Posted by: Y-not at February 25, 2012 07:59 AM (5H6zj)

50 We have lots of water here in WA, maybe I should go into the algae business. How do I keep from being in the mosquito business at the same time though?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 25, 2012 07:59 AM (RZ8pf)

51 Hi PG & no problem Y - just glad to see you're both alive and kicking,,,and screaming,,, and all those other things us real men love - well, not so much the kicking part.

Posted by: teej at February 25, 2012 08:01 AM (WHmDb)

52 heh.....i'll let my pool go green and then explain to the city that it's to help the administration with their algae project...think they'll let me avoid the 'green pool fine'?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 25, 2012 08:02 AM (Ho2rs)

53 <<We have lots of water here in WA, maybe I should go into the algae business. How do I keep from being in the mosquito business at the same time though?>>

That is the problem with all these green energy plans. To many parasites sucking the blood from you.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 25, 2012 08:03 AM (tf9Ne)

54

My son's roommate at a mediocre college just failed out. He had changed his major from something he could handle (law enforcement) to biology. Why? Because it struck him one night that someone needed to figure out how to make energy from bong resin.

 

This guy will prob be Obama's next energy czar.

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2012 08:04 AM (u50z0)

55 The odds of the MFM questioning or calling their hero out on this are?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2012 08:04 AM (rn0rY)

56 Yippee! I get double subsidies!

Posted by: Iowa Algae Farmer at February 25, 2012 08:04 AM (7+pP9)

57

You know what else won't make your gas cheaper or replace oil?

 

CONTRACEPTIVES

Posted by: Rick Santorum at February 25, 2012 08:04 AM (LA/Jm)

58 46 @40

And Zimbabwe's policies. Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 25, 2012 11:56 AM

Italy's corruption

Mexico's law enforcement

Canada's political correctness

Britain's immigration policies

Japan's banking practices


Posted by: Marty McFligh at February 25, 2012 08:05 AM (Y+DPZ)

59 you all know how bad algae smells right?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 25, 2012 08:06 AM (Ho2rs)

60 Another problem with biofuels is that they cause more CO2 emissions than petroleum-based fuels.  Which, according to the greenies, is bad, right?  Why does Obama hate the environment?


http://tinyurl.com/7d668wq

Posted by: Marmo at February 25, 2012 08:06 AM (pcgW1)

61 54 My son's roommate at a mediocre college just failed out. He had changed his major from something he could handle (law enforcement) to biology. Why? Because it struck him one night that someone needed to figure out how to make energy from bong resin.

This guy will prob be Obama's next energy czar. Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2012 12:04 PM

You wingnutz are anti-credentials aren't you!

Posted by: Clarence Clavin at February 25, 2012 08:06 AM (Y+DPZ)

62 I've got a great idea - let's paint everything white!

Posted by: Obama Retard Czar at February 25, 2012 08:06 AM (7+pP9)

63

You know what algae will power?

 

Of course you do.

 

HIGH. SPEED. RAIL.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 25, 2012 08:07 AM (3Tgf2)

64 What kind of oil does algae produce? Crude? Diesel? Vegetable?

Posted by: Elephant Liberation Front at February 25, 2012 08:07 AM (mP3uM)

65 dagny i think i know why he switched from law enforcement......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 25, 2012 08:07 AM (Ho2rs)

66 Lake Tahoe would make a nice algae farm and the tidal basin in DC. During the Cherry Blossum Festival you would have all that pink and green! Preppy!

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2012 08:08 AM (u50z0)

67

@56

 

And Lichtenstein's stature in the world.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 25, 2012 08:08 AM (3Tgf2)

68 My government is retarded?...Yaaaaayyyyyyy!!!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at February 25, 2012 08:08 AM (3kUwF)

69

I have a pool too but ace told me I can't blog about it.

 

It was the one rule.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 25, 2012 08:08 AM (PjVdx)

70 65 LOL, right?

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2012 08:09 AM (u50z0)

71 64 What kind of oil does algae produce? Crude? Diesel? Vegetable?

Snake.

Posted by: pep at February 25, 2012 08:09 AM (6TB1Z)

72 Here's another Obama blast from the past, courtsey of Verum Serum: Renewable Energy Will Solve Seasonal Gas Price Spikes http://tinyurl.com/85qzqa5

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 25, 2012 08:09 AM (UR5vq)

73 64 What kind of oil does algae produce? Crude? Diesel? Vegetable?

Posted by: Elephant Liberation Front at February 25, 2012 12:07 PM (mP3uM)

 

Pennzoil, 10W-40.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 25, 2012 08:10 AM (3Tgf2)

74 71 pep EXACTLY!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 25, 2012 08:11 AM (Ho2rs)

75 Extra-Virgin? Takes care of the contraceptive thing too.....

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2012 08:11 AM (u50z0)

76 White tire gauges are proven to increase gas mileage by 3,000 percent.

Posted by: Obama Car Czar at February 25, 2012 08:11 AM (7+pP9)

77 @69 - Just the one?  I figured he had some rule that you couldn't acknowledge that any conspiracy could possibly exist. Anywhere - ever.

Posted by: teej at February 25, 2012 08:12 AM (WHmDb)

78 Barky is just waiting for his second term to unveil the new perpetual motion machine energy generator.  Barky wants to make sure that America is truly unracist before he gives us the gift of free energy.

"I'll reduce your monthly energy bill by 3000%."

Posted by: really ... at February 25, 2012 08:13 AM (X3lox)

79 3000% - never heard of it

Posted by: teej (channelling ol' what's his name) at February 25, 2012 08:15 AM (WHmDb)

80 i just thought of a new product a plastic hand coming out of the gas tank and a bumper sticker for my truck saying...."powered by bio fuel"

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 25, 2012 08:15 AM (Ho2rs)

81

A national CCC type of program, with the sole purpose of maintaining solar and wind and bio facilities, as well as caring for our forests and wetlands/swamps, not to mention our highways and bridges, can not be too far from our great (spit!) leaders mind. Those types of programs create civilian armies, which have been spoken of longingly in the past, allowing for the indoctrination/education/feeding/etc., of large numbers of currently unemployed persons (primarily the young-ish). I do not find the CCC camp idea to be bad in and of itself, in as much as the participants are given a sense of belonging and an opportunity to mature while performing useful services rather than simply collecting unemployment and other social benefits, but I do not want to see the socialists/anti-americans in charge of any programs of that type. That would be lethal.

Posted by: And Irresolute at February 25, 2012 08:16 AM (RC3M9)

82

We won't need tires once I sell him my new can't-miss idea for anti-gravity paint. Five, maybe ten billion should do for starters, and allow me to hire three or four people. Anyone want in?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 25, 2012 08:17 AM (3Tgf2)

83 OT, something nice (via Assoc Press): Taylor Swift has a date for the Academy of Country Music awards. The country star asked a fan, Kevin McGuire of Somerdale, N.J., to the awards show. McGuire is 18 and has leukemia. His sister had started a campaign on Facebook to get Swift to go with him to his prom. Swift writes in a Facebook post of her own that she can't make it to the prom, but that she'd like for McGuire to accompany her to the awards ceremony April 1 in Las Vegas.

Posted by: Y-not at February 25, 2012 08:17 AM (5H6zj)

84 All my friends are telling me that gas prices are the lowest in history.

Posted by: Little Miss Cat Piss at February 25, 2012 08:18 AM (7+pP9)

85 85 the stupid troll gets stupider with each post....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 25, 2012 08:18 AM (Ho2rs)

86 ynot very sweet

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 25, 2012 08:20 AM (Ho2rs)

87

In his [Obama's] defense, a reasonably scientific study did claim just that: National Microalgae Biofuel Production Potential and Resource Demand, by the Pacific Northwest National Laboratory (PNNL).

 

And let's see, does PNNL have any grant proposals in on this? Is that even remotely possible?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 25, 2012 08:20 AM (3Tgf2)

88 They've used solar panels in Israel for decades.  I believe that it is part of the nearly non-existenet building code there that solar panels must be installed.  They have tons and tons of sun, hot weather, and the panels are only used to heat water.  Even in that minor task the solar panels suck shit and most Israelis have long ago popped for electric hot water heaters (or inline elements) because solar power just doesn't cut it, even in a place that borders desert and has strong sunshine beaming down on it for most of the year.

Posted by: really ... at February 25, 2012 08:20 AM (X3lox)

89 heh, just found the Drunk Predator Drone twitter feed. @drunkenpredator Unmanned Alcoholic Vehicle, keeping the world safe for...well...not really keeping it safe, per se.

Posted by: Y-not at February 25, 2012 08:20 AM (5H6zj)

90 @84 - That's pretty cool.  She was one of the few acts at the Grammys worth watching and listening to.  And that's coming from an old classic rock-n-roller.  Now if I could only get these old fingers to learn how to play like Chet on my new Taylor DN8.

Posted by: teej at February 25, 2012 08:21 AM (WHmDb)

91 Does algea have to present id to vote?

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2012 08:24 AM (v9wwx)

92 Not unicorn farts but a great endless fuel supply? Yes, the sweet sweet tears of patriot fan Heh

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2012 08:25 AM (KZ5KD)

93 Does algea have to present id to vote?

It has to present ego!

Hahahaa! I kill myself.

Posted by: Zombie Sigmund F. at February 25, 2012 08:25 AM (K30yr)

94 "Does algea have to present id to vote?"

We've been allowing pond scum to vote since we expanded the franchise to non-property-owners, so this wouldn't change much

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at February 25, 2012 08:25 AM (QTHTd)

95 @92 - only legal algea.  Illegal - oops, sorry - I mean undocumented algea?-  mmm, not so much

Posted by: teej at February 25, 2012 08:26 AM (WHmDb)

96 86 85 "the stupid troll gets stupider with each post...." Indeed. It said it was going to be a lib meme, IIRC. Funny, I just read an AP article that stated that gas prices were the highest ever for this time of year.

Posted by: Reb Tevye at February 25, 2012 08:26 AM (zxrQh)

97 Sock off

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at February 25, 2012 08:28 AM (zxrQh)

98 Do you remember the look of absolute astonishment on the boy king's face as he watched the miracle of a marshmallow gun demonstration. A devise at a school science fair built by a adolescent boy. Our most intelligent bestest smartest president ever doesn't have a clue of any thing that requires technical understanding. Don't be surprised if His adviser Stephen Chu US secretary of energy and butterfly farts convinces him that sub zero magnets will replace wheels in the next few years. Show this man something shinny and he gits all giggly.

Posted by: Buffalobob at February 25, 2012 08:28 AM (qiFDD)

99 Funny, I just read an AP article that stated that gas prices were the highest ever for this time of year.

Hmmmm,  wonder whose fault that might be.

Posted by: teej at February 25, 2012 08:29 AM (WHmDb)

100 35, in a couple million years it will be soft coal.

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2012 08:31 AM (v9wwx)

101 We won't need tires once I sell him my new can't-missidea for anti-gravity paint. Five, maybe ten billion should do for starters, and allow me to hire three or four people. Anyone want in?

Blatant patent infringement. Expect a call from my lawyers.

Posted by: Dr. Cavor at February 25, 2012 08:32 AM (Nq/UF)

102 England 12  12 Wales

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 25, 2012 08:34 AM (0s0CT)

103 "what high gas prices? this vehicle is powered by unicorn farts!"

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 25, 2012 08:35 AM (Ho2rs)

104 103, rugby score or temperature

Posted by: Jeam at February 25, 2012 08:36 AM (v9wwx)

105 England 12 19 Wales!!

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 25, 2012 08:36 AM (0s0CT)

106 can we make moonshine out of algae?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 25, 2012 08:36 AM (Ho2rs)

107 anti-gravity paint, that is so 20 seconds ago.  I'm tellin' ya, all we gotta do is use our bat belts to match up our polarity with the earth's magnetic field and we'll repel each other just like tryin' to push the positive ends of two magnets together.

Posted by: teej at February 25, 2012 08:36 AM (WHmDb)

108 I can't speak for all wind farms, but if you ever drive from L.A. to the desert, you can see that the blades are turning.

Posted by: Gerry at February 25, 2012 08:37 AM (8vgpw)

109 Mmmm, 19 whales.

Posted by: Captain Ahab at February 25, 2012 08:37 AM (K30yr)

110 Look, all this snark is cute and funny. But government is a vital part of advancement and invention. Look as NASA. Any of you wingnuts think you could have invented Tang? Didn't think so. Plus, everyone knows that the Wright brothers wouldn't have invented the airplane without government subsidies of their bicycle shop.

It's called "Investing in the Future." Look it up.

Posted by: 52% of America, voting for Obama at February 25, 2012 08:37 AM (t0IbN)

111 reb it called me a lib because i said....if you can't afford a car...you shouldn't have a car....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 25, 2012 08:38 AM (Ho2rs)

112 "Hmmmm, wonder whose fault that might be."


Posted by: teej at February 25, 2012 12:29 PM (WHmDb)



What are you...stupid?

It's Bush's fault.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 25, 2012 08:39 AM (nEUpB)

113 52% of electorate is retarded.
Posted by: real joe

And we plan to keep it that way.

Posted by: The Teacher's Union and the New Media - in Kahootz, ya know at February 25, 2012 08:39 AM (BbX1b)

114 I demand equal consideration.  It's only faire.

Posted by: Unicorn Crotch Yeast at February 25, 2012 08:40 AM (1ZF7c)

115 @112 - called you a lib?  Geez, name calling is one thing but that is really hitting below the belt

Posted by: teej at February 25, 2012 08:40 AM (WHmDb)

116

anti-gravity paint, that is so 20 seconds ago. I'm tellin' ya, all we gotta do is use our bat belts to match up our polarity with the earth's magnetic field and we'll repel each other just like tryin' to push the positive ends of two magnets together.

 

Nah, that's crazy talk. Stick with the tried and true, anti-gravity paint. Gotta be realistic.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 25, 2012 08:40 AM (3Tgf2)

117 Sometimes I get frustrated that my co-workers who are not directly in on the scam believe the CO2 driven AGW hockey stick crap.   And then I remind myself that they also believed that Barky was not a typical corrupt Chicago Dem machine politician.   The ability to spit out science jargon is not proof of intelligence. 

Posted by: Palerider at February 25, 2012 08:41 AM (ITaIZ)

118 time to go enjoy another beautiful day in the desert......sunshine galore.....later.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 25, 2012 08:42 AM (Ho2rs)

119 What are you...stupid?It's Bush's fault.

At least I can recognize a rhetorical question when I see one.

Posted by: teej at February 25, 2012 08:43 AM (WHmDb)

120 So the upside of this study is that you can limit the water use to 25% of total agricultural use if you locate the algae production by the coastline? Which would of course require a massive eminent domain seizure of some of the most valuable land in the U.S.? Start with Kennedy land and Martha's Vineyard, then come talk to me.

Posted by: Diddy at February 25, 2012 08:44 AM (NsbPY)

121 Well all you morons, hope ya have a great weekend.  I've missed ya.  Time to leave the library and go listen to K-State whoop up on Iowa St.  then watch KU stomp them dad gummed missouri rufians.

Stay safe all!!!

Posted by: teej at February 25, 2012 08:46 AM (WHmDb)

122 "Obama’s Anti-American Energy Policies Invite the Next Crisisby Sarah Palin on Friday, February 24, 2012 at 9:36am ·"http://tinyurl.com/7reypuq

"Ed Schultz And Richard Wolffe Explain Global Oil Markets To Republicans"  http://tinyurl.com/72f9oqf

Posted by: jeremy lin fan at February 25, 2012 08:46 AM (oZfic)

123 Nooo, you summoned it!

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2012 08:47 AM (K30yr)

124 Have a great day, teej and everyone. I'm off to take the pooch for a stroll. I'm glad she's not a chihuahua because it's windy as heck here this morning!

Posted by: Y-not at February 25, 2012 08:48 AM (5H6zj)

125
Nooo, you summoned it!

Sorry 'bout that.

Posted by: Little Miss Cat Piss at February 25, 2012 08:49 AM (7+pP9)

126 Algae has benn researched at universities for 50 years. To date, the US taxpayer has spent over $2.5 billion dollars on algae research and NOTHING has been commercialized by any algae researcher at any university.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 25, 2012 08:50 AM (mFxQX)

127

Don't you need high temperatures to produce algae?  If we stop "Global Warming", less algae will be produced, no?  So......

 

Honestly, the only thing this president wants (and there is ample evidence of this) is the "next new thing" - he doesn't want to hear the same old stuff, because he's convinced that old white men are wrong.  Even though those are the cultures that have thrived over time, while a fair number of his Kenyan contemporaries are still eating dirt and living in mud huts.

 

Could we just get a couple of engineers and accountants for president for the next couple of cycles?  I'm tired of intellectually incurious pseudo-scientists being in charge of public policy. 

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 25, 2012 08:53 AM (0xqzf)

128 Not sure if this has been mentioned in this thread... Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: jumbo jogging shrimp at February 25, 2012 08:54 AM (DGIjM)

129 Doesn't matter JJS. Can't be said enough.

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at February 25, 2012 08:55 AM (zxrQh)

130 The whole 'alternative energy' fiction is about creating funding for political donors' sham companies so they can line their pockets with tax dollars, and kick some back to the pols who did it.

It's redistribution from the poor to the rich via propaganda and graft.

Posted by: nickless at February 25, 2012 08:57 AM (MMC8r)

131 Something doesn't add up here.  Even if one could create a gallon of oil with 350 gallons of water used in the process, what magic unicorn fart source is going to be powering moving all that water while also running the process?

Seems like one is likely to require one or more gallons of oil energy (or equivalent) to run the process to create one new gallon of oil energy.  

Seems there's a pattern here.  The clowns running the nation think they can create wealth of thin air by printing it, just as much as they can create new energy out of thin air by wishing it... 

More distrubing is how, given the lack of common sense taught in our largely socialized education system, there's plenty of J-walkers available to vote for those promoting these barrels full of unicorn farts. 

Posted by: drfredc at February 25, 2012 08:59 AM (xBVu+)

132 "•Meeting that water requirement would take 25% of our irrigation capacity •It takes even more water than that unless you use lakefront and oceanfront real estate" Okay, let's use eminent domain to take all the property of all of the entertainers who live in Malibu. They should be willing to make this sacrifice, just so Gaia will stop weeping. Added bonus: fewer self-important, narcissistic a**holes in Malibu.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2012 09:00 AM (Npzzl)

133

Okay, let's use eminent domain to take all the property of all of the entertainers who live in Malibu. They should be willing to make this sacrifice, just so Gaia will stop weeping.

The only problem with Malibu is that it's on the West Coast, and very many more people are on the East Coast, so there's a long, in fact "continental" in length, supply line ...

 

Obviously, an East Coast location is needed, for efficiency, and preferably some pce along the coast that is near population areas, with good transporation access yet is sparsly built up ....

 

... Hyannisport

 

 

Posted by: Arbalest at February 25, 2012 09:08 AM (N3ZuI)

134 Something doesn't add up here. Even if one could create a gallon of oil with 350 gallons of water used in the process, what magic unicorn fart source is going to be powering moving all that water while also running the process?


We're doing it all downhill, you foolish Western pig-dog.  That's why we're also investing $298 billion in new research into hills.

Posted by: Barky From Jakarty at February 25, 2012 09:08 AM (X3lox)

135 One point not covered in all of the bits spewed about alga oil is the phenomenally high capital costs. The alga can't be grown in ponds! Alga optimized for oil production can't compete with other more broadly adapted varieties and are soon extinct. The nutrient rich ponds also attract bacteria that gum up the works with biofilms - and stench.

These are all know problems in the biotech world. The bacteria and yeasts that make products like vitamin C, penicillin, HGH, beer etc, are grown in carefully regulated sterile reactors. The miracle oil-alga requires the huge complication of sunlight.  The reactor must be transparent and is limited in thickness to light penetration resulting in a poor surface to volume ratio.  That means more material is needed to enclose the growing media.  Of course any sunlight not used for photosynthesis (1%) or reflected away is dissipated as heat.  The cooling system adds yet more cost and complexity because alga only achieve peak activity in a very narrow temperature band.

All of these problems are of course solvable given unlimited government loans, but eventually all but the purest of heart realize that it is more cost effective to just pocket the money and default on the loan.

"Plus, everyone knows that the Wright brothers wouldn't have invented the airplane without government subsidies of their bicycle shop"

Funny thing is, the govt did subsidize the competition. Langley's flopped - literally!

Posted by: deadman at February 25, 2012 09:10 AM (Zf0v/)

136 Added bonus: fewer self-important, narcissistic a**holes in Malibu.



But then you'll just scatter them among the population where they'll annoy a lot more people.  Its easier to avoid them when they're all contained in one little area.

Posted by: NC Ref at February 25, 2012 09:10 AM (/izg2)

137 I knew something was up when Obama came up with ...

"This is one of the biggest things I'm going to be pushing back on this year, this notion that this is somehow class warfare, that we're trying to stir up envy," Obama said. "Nobody envies rich people, everybody wants to be rich. Everybody aspires to be rich, and everybody understands you've got work hard to be successful. That's the American way."

 This "envy" thing must have polled really bad in some focus group. But that meant that something had to replace "envy." So when I saw the Geithner statement yesterday, I knew that the latest "talking points" must have been distributed around the Administration.

I found the "privilege of being an American" breathtaking, but why must only the "rich" be so "privileged" ?

We new seem to have rights to "gay marriage," a "living wage," to "life," to ""choice," to "die," to "know," to "forget," to "privacy," to "be forgotten," to "education," to "work," to "play," to "bear arms," to "carry," to 'bare legs," to "health care," to "research," to "read," to "food," to "organise and to bargain collectively," to "hike," to "vote" (even when dead)," to "counsel," to "free speech," to "protest," and to "remain silent."

But alas, citizenship is now a "privilege."

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 25, 2012 09:12 AM (e8kgV)

138 And slightly O/T, New York State court upholds ban on fracking. Luddites rule!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2012 09:12 AM (Af3Wg)

139 So, who the Hell is his actual father?

Posted by: CMU VET at February 25, 2012 09:13 AM (cEVyk)

140

it's a win-win for JugEars. everyone can can run their cars on, unicorn farts/algae gas.

what a great plan.

Posted by: Racefan at February 25, 2012 09:17 AM (THqGH)

141

Newt said, “It was a remarkably false speech and illustrates the passion of his ideological commitment to a fantasy world.”

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34 All this biofuel business is pap recycled from the 70s.

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The fantasy world of which Newt speaks was  being taught to all the bright (and the not-so-bright) college kids in the 1970's and 1980's.   Most of them graduated, went out into the real world, and learned that most of the deep, intellectual topics they'd been discussing over their doobies (or blow, when they could afford it), was bunk.  Those topics included stuff like how the U.S. could easily end its dependency on fossil fuels by developing biofuels made from substances like algae, but the evil oil company executives and their greedy lust for profits were blocking the way forward.

Unfortunately, in 2008 U.S. voters chose to put into the most powerful office in the world a man whose outlook never matured beyond that of a naive college sophomore from the 1980's.

Posted by: AZC at February 25, 2012 09:18 AM (WvS06)

142 "Obviously, an East Coast location is needed, for efficiency, and preferably some pce along the coast that is near population areas, with good transporation access yet is sparsly built up .... ... Hyannisport " Posted by: Arbalest Yeah, Zombie Chappaquiddik Ted wouldn't allow a wind farm; I'd love to see the Kennedy Compound taken by Eminent Domain to produce pond scum. By the way, isn't another sex addict Kennedy running for office? If he wins, they'd better make sure his staff members are on the pill. Oh, wait, the sainted Kennedy's are all pro-abortion. Never mind.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2012 09:19 AM (Npzzl)

143 And if this newest Kennedy gets into congress, they should require any female staffer who gets into a car with him to wear scuba gear.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2012 09:20 AM (Npzzl)

144 But alas, citizenship is now a "privilege."

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 25, 2012 01:12 PM (e8kgV)

"liability" is what they're driving for.

Posted by: really ... at February 25, 2012 09:24 AM (X3lox)

145 I'd love to see the Kennedy Compound taken by Eminent Domain to produce pond scum.



Even more?

Posted by: really ... at February 25, 2012 09:25 AM (X3lox)

146 Focus, people. Focus!!! This energy shit is just a distraction.

There are people having sex out of wedlock!



Posted by: Rick Horsey-assy Santorum [/i] at February 25, 2012 09:31 AM (9Hw3U)

147 Its not just the diesel to transport the ethanol, its the diesel to power the planters, harvesters, to pump the water, to manufacture the fertilizer, to power the plow , then to transport the corn to the silo, to transport it again to the factory. Electricity and diesel are used to then produce the ethanol, then to transport it to the gas stations. I've never seen a study but you come close to trading a gallon of diesel (good fuel) for a gallon of crappy fuel. It ends up causing more pollution to produce ethanol than if you just burned the diesel. But I guess there are good intentions involved so that makes it all ok.

Posted by: Dumpsterjuice at February 25, 2012 09:33 AM (B6U0F)

148 At least we're coming back to one fundamental point:  The only energy source rich enough to do actual work is derived from chemical storage in hydrocarbons, not from weak kinetics like wind or energy-weak, hard-to-capture photons.

Its either about cracking chemical bonds or atomic nuclei....or the huge mass of hydroelectric.

Posted by: nickless at February 25, 2012 09:35 AM (MMC8r)

149 All my friends are telling me that gas prices are the lowest in history.

Posted by: Little Miss Cat Piss at February 25, 2012 12:18 PM (7+pP9)


True dat, but only when bought with silver dimes!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 25, 2012 09:36 AM (i3+c5)

150
  And of course (thanx JJ sefton), for mentioning that), NY enviroasses  succeeded in removing the economic benefits of fracking--local economy boost, and that SWEET tax money resulting from the venture.  But the water and earth remain unsullied.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 25, 2012 09:38 AM (SAMxH)

151 134 The only problem with Malibu is that it's on the West Coast, and very many more people are on the East Coast, so there's a long, in fact "continental" in length, supply line ...

-----------

We're gonna need a bigger Keystone.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 25, 2012 09:47 AM (6fER6)

152 I think part on the fallacy embraced by the left energy ideologues is that they believe that Moore's Law applies to everything, not just computational power.  Just because your smart phone is more powerful than the brick phone of twenty years ago, doesn't meant anything in the real world of energy creation.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 25, 2012 09:49 AM (i3+c5)

153 109 I can't speak for all wind farms, but if you ever drive from L.A. to the desert, you can see that the blades are turning.

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Can't speak for stuff between LA and the desert, but it's my understanding that the windmills all over Tehachapi pass (between Bakersfield and the desert) are not generating power even though they are spinning because the company that owns them went backrupt. Difficulty being that they are no longer being maintained.

It's possible that changed sometime in the last few years and I didn't hear about it...

Posted by: Anachronda at February 25, 2012 10:03 AM (6fER6)

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 25, 2012 10:08 AM (PjVdx)

155 http://tinyurl.com/yf95c6l

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 25, 2012 10:08 AM (PjVdx)

156

109
I can't speak for all wind farms, but if you ever drive from L.A. to the desert, you can see that the blades are turning.

 

Am I the only one who finds those massed windmills ... kinda ugly?

 

Sure, one by itself is more esthetic, but a whole shitload of 'em (see outside of Palm Springs) reminds me of an oil refinery in terms of appearance. Or is that just me?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 25, 2012 10:26 AM (3Tgf2)

157 Moving blades does not mean power production.  DiT's link at 156 says that they'll keep dead mills turning to keep oil circulating in them.

Posted by: nickless at February 25, 2012 10:35 AM (MMC8r)

158 I just want to know if I dump algae into my Prius -- will I ever have to fuel up again? I'm confused. It must be my mental health meds. I get mixed up sometimes.

Posted by: retire05 at February 25, 2012 11:56 AM (meRUx)

159 Obama pushing pond scum as energy is sheer nepotism.

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at February 25, 2012 11:57 AM (xW7+6)

160 One of the things we learned in freshman Chemistry is there is something called Gibbs free energy. Who is this guy Gibbs, and how did he get all this free energy?

Posted by: eman at February 25, 2012 12:09 PM (dFcKO)

161 Posted by: Unicorn Crotch Yeast at February 25, 2012 12:40 PM (1ZF7c)


The other white meat.

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