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October 24, 2012

Unnnhhh...
— Ace

Nnnyyyaahhh.

Ungghhhh uchhh unh unh llllunlllll...:

Lllllaaannyaaaaaghhh Iran.

Posted by: Ace at 12:30 PM | Comments (190)
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1 POW!

Posted by: Obi Wan Cannoli at October 24, 2012 12:32 PM (f95vc)

2 POW POW!

Posted by: Obi Wan Cannoli at October 24, 2012 12:32 PM (f95vc)

3 Sure about that Ace?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at October 24, 2012 12:32 PM (GRvW4)

4 Business Insider? They make Zero Hedge look like top notch journalists.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 24, 2012 12:33 PM (jUytm)

5 Is your pulse racing, Ace?

Posted by: fluffy at October 24, 2012 12:33 PM (O6q63)

6 That example from the computer room is nothing impressive. Pixy could have easily done that by himself. He does it every day at 8:12am, here.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 24, 2012 12:34 PM (X3lox)

7 I'm having a BonerStroke.

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2012 12:34 PM (LCRYB)

8 Eleventy! Deploy immediately!

Posted by: Yip at October 24, 2012 12:34 PM (Mrdk1)

9 Uh, er, ah, we're gonna test this stuff out on, uh, ah, Texas. Or one of those other red states. Where's my kit?

Posted by: King Choom at October 24, 2012 12:34 PM (YmPwQ)

10 Holy Jihad Batman! Iran and a few others while they're at it!

Posted by: joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at October 24, 2012 12:35 PM (MnSla)

11 CHAMPS kinda like... WHOPR

Posted by: soothsayer at October 24, 2012 12:35 PM (jUytm)

12 God I wish we had one of them electronics-scrambling guided missile thingies. Oh wait. We do.

Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at October 24, 2012 12:35 PM (sOtz/)

13 ... mmmmm. ... I bet it can't penetrate my tinfoil hat ...

Posted by: mark x at October 24, 2012 12:35 PM (BKt8g)

14 I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Kelgair at October 24, 2012 12:35 PM (n0e5q)

Is this post a transcription of greg while on duty at the rest stop glory hole?

Posted by: Pipboy 3000 at October 24, 2012 12:36 PM (ggRof)

16 It's only Wednesday. Given up on English? Speaking in tongues now?

Posted by: meh at October 24, 2012 12:36 PM (W2qJe)

17 ... and it'll be handy to take out FOX News Center ....

Posted by: mark x at October 24, 2012 12:36 PM (BKt8g)

18 I think the IDF needs to take these out on a shakedown run.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2012 12:37 PM (+tqYo)

19 Did someone mention Reggie's meat missile?

Posted by: Preazy O at October 24, 2012 12:37 PM (jm/9g)

20
New phone app next week.

Posted by: YIKES! at October 24, 2012 12:37 PM (PlCer)

21 So do you think obama is gonna do this to Iran before the election?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 24, 2012 12:37 PM (9+ccr)

22 If we can just get Iran to put their nuclear sh*t in an above ground office we're golden!

Posted by: meh at October 24, 2012 12:37 PM (W2qJe)

23 Meh.

If we attack our enemies, there should be bodies and structural damage after the fact.

Posted by: Methos at October 24, 2012 12:37 PM (hO9ad)

24 Instantaneous Civil Unrest Generator.

Posted by: grognard at October 24, 2012 12:37 PM (NS2Mo)

25 See, it's not pixy's fault. Fkn Obama.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 24, 2012 12:38 PM (kc2b9)

26 I'm out in public so am afraid to click and can't see what the links are. How to keep a moron in suspense...

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 24, 2012 12:38 PM (TLokJ)

27 ... mmmmm. ... I bet it can't penetrate my tinfoil hat ... Posted by: mark x at October 24, 2012 04:35 PM (BKt8g) Exactly!

Posted by: Manuel Zelaya, Barky Coup Butt Buddy at October 24, 2012 12:38 PM (X3lox)

28 So THAT is the Master of Ace's Domain. Makes sense.

Posted by: kevlarchick at October 24, 2012 12:38 PM (+dlqq)

29 Hell no! Kill me, but if you leave me alive, let me have my iPad.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 24, 2012 12:38 PM (T0NGe)

30 I mean "Meh" as my response. That wasn't addressed to the commenter "meh".

Posted by: Methos at October 24, 2012 12:38 PM (hO9ad)

31 I was amused by the self-ejecting CD/DVD with the pulse hit. (center computer, furthest row away).

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at October 24, 2012 12:39 PM (eEev7)

This weapon is un-American. Give me a Daisy Cutter!

Posted by: meh at October 24, 2012 12:39 PM (W2qJe)

33 Instantaneous Civil Unrest Generator.

Posted by: grognard at October 24, 2012 04:37 PM (NS2Mo)

My thoughts, exactly. Who needs a big ole EMP?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at October 24, 2012 12:39 PM (GRvW4)

34 So effective, one of the pc towers in the vid even spat out its cd!

Posted by: wow! at October 24, 2012 12:39 PM (c+Ph2)

35 We can finally knock out computer screens in the Arab world preventing our friends over there from watching offensive videos which lead to unnecessary deaths.

Posted by: Barack at October 24, 2012 12:39 PM (b+jI9)

36 GET A ROOM!

Posted by: The Tampa Monkey at October 24, 2012 12:39 PM (RD7QR)

37 I'm glad I learned how to design with vacuum tubes and core memory way back when.

Posted by: Roy at October 24, 2012 12:39 PM (VndSC)

38 New Time poll of Ohio shows Romney winning independents by 13 but down overall by 5. The reason? A D+9 sample, natch!!!

Posted by: Evilpens at October 24, 2012 12:40 PM (ck76k)

39 I still prefer neutron bombs. Call me a traditionalist.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 24, 2012 12:40 PM (X3lox)

40 Not as good as C.H.O.M.P.S.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 24, 2012 12:40 PM (5OcTo)

41 Seriously, I can haz missle defense now? And drone defense.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 24, 2012 12:40 PM (X/+QT)

42 Disband the Navy.

We have these now.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 24, 2012 12:40 PM (uluoH)

43 If we attack our enemies, there should be bodies and structural damage after the fact.Posted by: Methos

As an opening gambit it helps preventing losses on your side. Nothing here says a storm of fucking death doesn't follow.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 24, 2012 12:40 PM (DKxu1)

44 >>I was amused by the self-ejecting CD/DVD with the pulse hit. (center computer, furthest row away). Saw that. It was like the computer was taking a dump.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2012 12:40 PM (TMB3S)

45 If we really created an EMP weapon why in the hell would we advertise it?

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 24, 2012 12:40 PM (UZQM8)

46 This is great because many despotic countries put these sensitive radar systems next to places like schools so we can't strike at them.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at October 24, 2012 12:40 PM (xAtAj)

47 Now we just need the nanomachine insta-goo spray that targets Islamists, socialist/fascistic Occupy shit-for-brains, and brown recluse spiders. It's inevitable.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at October 24, 2012 12:40 PM (jZn+7)

48 I would rather the Ayatollah's TV be left on so he can see us blow his f*cking sites up!

Posted by: meh at October 24, 2012 12:41 PM (W2qJe)

49 Ifyou haven't donated to the R/R campaign and haven't volunteered for the GOTV STFU! If you can, take a vacation day on Election Day.

Posted by: iamahaiangttiam at October 24, 2012 12:41 PM (cgxNI)

50 47 If we really created an EMP weapon why in the hell would we advertise it?

Posted by: cajun carrot

psy-ops...

Posted by: Roy at October 24, 2012 12:41 PM (VndSC)

51 I'm having a BonerStroke.

Ah, I was about to run the text through the R'lyeh-English translator.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 24, 2012 12:41 PM (POGCP)

52 DAMMIT. Not a flying car.

Posted by: kevlarchick at October 24, 2012 12:41 PM (+dlqq)

53 odds one will be tested election day in a heavily republican area..? you know, by accident..?

Posted by: mallfly at October 24, 2012 12:41 PM (bJm7W)

54 Give me a squad of pissed-off Marines and a week... much better result

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 24, 2012 12:42 PM (136wp)

55 Cool but I noticed that they showed a Nuclear Power Plant Control panel going dark on that after hit with the EMP weapon.

We have more of those than anyone else, so inventing this is probably not a good idea. I suspect the Chinese and Russians already have our plans for it.

Posted by: Vic at October 24, 2012 12:42 PM (YdQQY)

56 Can't they just build a G - damn ARC reactor? Tony Stark did it in a cave with a box of scrap!

Posted by: meh at October 24, 2012 12:42 PM (W2qJe)

57 Engineers, God bless them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2012 12:42 PM (pUhUX)

58 Science Fiction to Science Fact??

**

The Deuce you say!!

Posted by: dananjcon at October 24, 2012 12:42 PM (eavT+)

59 I was almost afraid to click on this, what with the chicken thing.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 24, 2012 12:42 PM (BiMP/)

60 Looks like John Lennon lyrics from one of his solo albums.

Posted by: 13 days at October 24, 2012 12:42 PM (LpQbZ)

61 So. I guess you are wondering why I will show up next week.

Cause Barry needs me too.

Posted by: The October Surprise at October 24, 2012 12:43 PM (wR+pz)

62 As an opening gambit it helps preventing losses on your side. Nothing here says a storm of fucking death doesn't follow.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 24, 2012 04:40 PM (DKxu1)

I can live with that. Carry on.

Posted by: Methos at October 24, 2012 12:43 PM (hO9ad)

63 Ace's O face creeps me out!

Posted by: Redd at October 24, 2012 12:43 PM (RoEtU)

64 Looks like John Lennon lyrics from one of his solo albums.

Posted by: 13 days at October 24, 2012 04:42 PM (LpQbZ)

More like Yoko's masterpieces.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at October 24, 2012 12:43 PM (GRvW4)

65 Now. Do you see why I was being such an intolerable snark on Monday? Bayonets indeed! By the way, this whole thing was my idea. Dreamed it up while planning the Bin Laden thingy.

Posted by: Barack Obama as Augustus at October 24, 2012 12:43 PM (4eNxd)

66 We did build that.

Posted by: 13 days at October 24, 2012 12:43 PM (LpQbZ)

67 HAh! You Merican cock sucka missilr no work on us!

Posted by: North Korea at October 24, 2012 12:43 PM (chysP)

68 #24 how will people under the age of 30 cope with life after CHAMPS?

Posted by: the Butcher at October 24, 2012 12:44 PM (8g9qq)

69 5 Million!!! Trump says he'll give 5mil to Barry's fave charity if he gives up his college transcripts.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 24, 2012 12:44 PM (eavT+)

70 Call me when they replace 'Electronics' with 'Liberal FuckTards'

Posted by: Portnoy at October 24, 2012 12:44 PM (A5Abh)

71 67 Now. Do you see why I was being such an intolerable snark on Monday? Bayonets indeed! By the way, this whole thing was my idea. Dreamed it up while planning the Bin Laden thingy. Posted by: Barack Obama as Augustus at October 24, 2012 04:43 PM (4eNxd) Built the green boards out of scrap Timex-Sinclairs, wrote the kernel on Linux and built the OS from DOS 1.1, I had mad skillzz

Posted by: Barack Insane Obama at October 24, 2012 12:45 PM (136wp)

72 Now, if they can come up with one of those that rick-rolls all enemy computers to endlessly play Gangham Style, I'll be very impressed.

Posted by: Roy at October 24, 2012 12:45 PM (VndSC)

73 How come all these jihadi terrorists living in these turd world dumps, have such good internet service? Or, is that purely fiction?

Posted by: Redd at October 24, 2012 12:45 PM (RoEtU)

74 Effectiveness on cave-dwelling members of the Taliban? 0.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 24, 2012 12:45 PM (b+jI9)

75 Kill me, but if you leave me alive, let me have my iPad.

I had been pondering building a Faraday Cage in my house for SHTF situations.

I guess I'd better get started.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at October 24, 2012 12:45 PM (bjRNS)

76 40 I still prefer neutron bombs. Call me a traditionalist. Meh. Bubonic. Now THAT was a hoot!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 24, 2012 12:46 PM (GFM2b)

77 What we need is a weapon that sterilizes Democrats without them knowing it.

Posted by: Vic at October 24, 2012 12:46 PM (YdQQY)

78 Uh. Uh. Uuuuh. Uh. Uh. Uuuuh.

Posted by: '70s pizza delivery guy at October 24, 2012 12:46 PM (vDl/w)

79 This thing won't wipe out teh pron...will it?

Posted by: dananjcon at October 24, 2012 12:46 PM (eavT+)

80 NOOOOoooooo!!!!

Posted by: Number 5 at October 24, 2012 12:46 PM (SY2Kh)

81 Nnnyyyaahhh.

Ungghhhh uchhh unh unh llllunlllll...

Sounds like a Bloomberg tweet.

Posted by: red sweater at October 24, 2012 12:46 PM (Xwgt3)

82 We need some kind of ray that infects goats with Ebola.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 24, 2012 12:46 PM (b+jI9)

83 Given four more years, a second Obama admisnistration will continue development of this powerful weapon, and send it to a precise three-point landing at an Iranian airfiled.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at October 24, 2012 12:46 PM (w41GQ)

84 Science Fiction to Science Fact??

Next you'll tell us they'll invent ships that can go underwater.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 24, 2012 12:47 PM (X/+QT)

85 80 What we need is a weapon that sterilizes Democrats without them knowing it.

Posted by: Vic

Helen Thomas - but it isn't selective to Dems.

Posted by: Roy at October 24, 2012 12:47 PM (VndSC)

86 Will it affect Orgone Boxes?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 24, 2012 12:47 PM (5OcTo)

87 This is what happened in the white house situation room and it explains why they didnt actually get those emails that we saw.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 24, 2012 12:47 PM (ovpNn)

88 you know what else will do that? a nucular warhead. wipes out all electronics instantly.

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 24, 2012 12:47 PM (AREf/)

89 78 Kill me, but if you leave me alive, let me have my iPad. I had been pondering building a Faraday Cage in my house for SHTF situations. I guess I'd better get started. Posted by: Meiczyslaw at October 24, 2012 04:45 PM (bjRNS) Ya can put me inna cage, but ye canever take me freedom! FREEDOM!

Posted by: Michael Faraday at October 24, 2012 12:47 PM (136wp)

90 Who needs a big ole EMP? the producers of the stupid new tv show REVOLUTION?

Posted by: soothsayer at October 24, 2012 12:48 PM (jUytm)

91 Big deal. My mom can do this to her computer without a missile.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 24, 2012 12:48 PM (TOk1P)

92 87 Science Fiction to Science Fact?? Next you'll tell us they'll invent ships that can go underwater. Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 24, 2012 04:47 PM (X/+QT) or boats...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 24, 2012 12:48 PM (136wp)

93 All of Iran's bayonets are belong to us. They horsies, too. And their underwater nukes? Shit, what are they going to trigger them with, now we got this zip drone? A butane lighter?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at October 24, 2012 12:48 PM (PH+2B)

94 The unoccupied site was awaiting the test of a weapon the Pentagon requested four years ago to the day on 16 October, 2008. ____________________ BOOOOOOOOSH!

Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 12:48 PM (r2PLg)

95 Another glorious photo of the crowds for Romney/Ryan. This time in NV. http://twitter.com/ZacMoffatt/status/260841885986336770/photo/1

Posted by: 13 days at October 24, 2012 12:48 PM (LpQbZ)

96 I love their expressions. Any second they're going to burst out grinning, whooping and dancing, completely forgetting their dignity as senior research types.

Posted by: Dianna at October 24, 2012 12:48 PM (DV/Ik)

97 The computer at the lower right came back for more.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 24, 2012 12:49 PM (POGCP)

98 If we really created an EMP weapon why in the hell would we advertise it?

We've had EMP for a long while. The old Mark-88's are more effective as an EMP weapon. Figured it out in the 70's, saber rattling with the Soviets.

Posted by: Paladin at October 24, 2012 12:49 PM (nc33b)

How long has that guy been waiting to trot out "today, we made science fiction... science fact"?

Posted by: @huffpeter at October 24, 2012 12:49 PM (NHNJt)

100

93 -

Will it feature a nubile Jessica Alba acting like a cat in heat while kicking the snot out of everybody?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 24, 2012 12:49 PM (TOk1P)

101 That's work fine in Iran. Think of it as a portable Stuxnet. EMP without the bother of fallout. It'll return Iran to the Stone Age.

Useless in Afghanistan, though, where they're already in the Stone Age.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at October 24, 2012 12:50 PM (Jdtsu)

102 So Ace finally stroked out?

Posted by: wte9 at October 24, 2012 12:50 PM (RCQ1W)

103 It is the recorded voice of a teenage boy thinking he is about to lose his virginity to a hot chick only to open the door and see a disrobed Helen Thomas.
That was banned under the latest Geneva Conventions' amendments. You can still use it against al Qaeda since they aren't signatories but the NY Times would go ape-shit on you if you did.

Posted by: '70s pizza delivery guy at October 24, 2012 12:50 PM (vDl/w)

104

Our defense against Skynet!!

Posted by: Optimizer at October 24, 2012 12:50 PM (R4cjW)

105 Posted by: Barack Insane Obama at October 24, 2012 04:45 PM (136wp) Yo, a "shout-out" to my alter*ego

Posted by: Barack Obama as Augustus at October 24, 2012 12:50 PM (4eNxd)

106 85 We need some kind of ray that infects goats with Ebola.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 24, 2012 04:46 PM (b+jI9)

Which would eventually render all jihadis dickless! Brilliant!

Posted by: joncelli at October 24, 2012 12:51 PM (RD7QR)

107 GOTRV Get Out The Right Vote A good friend of mine is sending his liberal crews out of town on ED. Think of ways to distract your liberal friends. Take a big crap at their house on Monday night that clogs up their toilet. Or something.

Posted by: iamahaiangttiam at October 24, 2012 12:51 PM (cgxNI)

108 Is Obama waxing in the polls, or is Greg waxing Obama's poll?

Posted by: D. R. Ainboughs at October 24, 2012 12:51 PM (yFJUJ)

109 "We took out everything on that. It was fantastic!"

Yeah, even CDs. That PC shit a brick. Eject, eject!

Posted by: red sweater at October 24, 2012 12:51 PM (Xwgt3)

110 Ace, close the door!

Posted by: runninrebel at October 24, 2012 12:51 PM (3ryAQ)

111 I had been pondering building a Faraday Cage in my house for SHTF situations.

_________________
I read somewhere a cheap and easy Faraday cage is a microwave you no longer need (or find one at the dump). Cut off the cord so you don't accidentally plug it in.

Posted by: Derak at October 24, 2012 12:51 PM (lkjWK)

112

Good thing supersonic missiles like these can only go over land and cities, stayin' all terrestial and shit; I'd be worried if they had missiles that could go up in to low orbit and fry my shit all to hell.

Ever seen a satellite upchuck a CD/DVD from 8 miles up? Ain't pretty.

Posted by: A certain nation's satellite network at October 24, 2012 12:51 PM (chysP)

113 Why we didnt use this on the middle east preemptively so that they couldnt watch that hateful disgusting vile reprehensible video that enraged them by insulting the prophet of islam and caused our peace loving muslamic friends and fredom fighters to temporarily be forced to accidentally light a few buildings on fire and inadvertently lead to our silly ambassador who locked himself in a closet to die of smoke inhalation while they peace loving muslamics tried to find him and get him out of there, I will never understand.

Posted by: Hillary Rohdam Ratfink 3:00 am phone call Clinton at October 24, 2012 12:51 PM (ovpNn)

114 7 I'm having a BonerStroke. Posted by: ace at October 24, 2012 04:34 PM (LCRYB) ________________ It's rendered you dyslexic? I'm pretty sure you're--oh GAWD!

Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 12:52 PM (r2PLg)

115 108 Posted by: Barack Insane Obama at October 24, 2012 04:45 PM (136wp) Yo, a "shout-out" to my alter*ego Posted by: Barack Obama as Augustus at October 24, 2012 04:50 PM (4eNxd) For shizzle, my nizzle *fist bump*

Posted by: Barack Insane Obama at October 24, 2012 12:52 PM (136wp)

116 I miss the good ole days, when we would just carpet bomb the shit out of someone till they gave or we killed them all.
Can't beat a birth rate my ass!

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 24, 2012 12:52 PM (AREf/)

117 105 So Ace finally stroked out? Or stroked one out.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 24, 2012 12:52 PM (GFM2b)

118

"Spike them!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 24, 2012 12:52 PM (kdS6q)

119 Maybe to some, it doesn't look like much or looks mostly like a bit of self promotion. (well yeah, this the Donald we're talking about)

However, he's now made it clear to even the most casual observer that there's something in Obama's records that is worth 5 million dollars for him to keep secret.

What would YOU want to hide from YOUR prospective employer that would be worth 5 million bucks?

I know it's only going to charity but then there's this; what's so important that Obama feels it outweighs some charity being given this amount of money during tough times?

I would've framed the question different and not offered to give the 5 mil to a charity but then that's me. Donald would have to pay the taxes on the 5 million if he gave it as a prize and the IRS would tax the 5 mill as income so there's that. Still.

Apparently 100,000 is not enough to shake loose that tape from the LA Times. Course they've probably got that in lock down at an undisclosed location since Obama got elected.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 24, 2012 12:52 PM (Vh0f5)

120 @100: Looked like it wasn't affected and someone off-camera unplugged it quickly to make the demonstration look better

Posted by: Ian S. at October 24, 2012 12:52 PM (B/VB5)

121 Yeah, it shut everything down but no talk about permanency of damage and affect on electronics.

I''ll stick with my GBU-28 and others. I like the sound of boom!

Posted by: marcus at October 24, 2012 12:53 PM (GGCsk)

122 I'd like to borrow this at home - to use on every anus in my neighborghood who owns a $1500 car with and $8000 sound system, at 11:30 at night. Boomboxes on cheap tires.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at October 24, 2012 12:53 PM (Jdtsu)

123 GAFFNEY: The real reason behind Benghazigate

"In short, it seems President Obama has been engaged in gun-walking on a massive scale. The effect has been to equip AmericaÂ’s enemies to wage jihad not only against regimes it once claimed were our friends, but inevitably against us and our allies as well. That would explain his administrationÂ’s desperate and now failing bid to mislead the voters through the serial deflections of Benghazigate."

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 24, 2012 12:53 PM (DKxu1)

124 The vid doesn't even show up for me. Makes me feel sad.

Posted by: Soona at October 24, 2012 12:53 PM (fvFxh)

125 24 Instantaneous Civil Unrest Generator. Posted by: grognard Ah! A truly insightful (and inciteful, while we're at it) observation!

Posted by: Dianna at October 24, 2012 12:53 PM (DV/Ik)

126 80 What we need is a weapon that sterilizes Democrats without them knowing it. Posted by: Vic at October 24, 2012 04:46 PM ********************************************************** Awesome.

Posted by: MTF at October 24, 2012 12:53 PM (B5y+v)

127

I have a high powered electronic microwave emitting missile

in my pants!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 24, 2012 12:54 PM (WvXvd)

128 http://tinyurl.com/bqrgbtt] Dem. Senate Candidate Said Obesity 'Dilemma Will Dwarf 9/11' TOAST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Evilpens at October 24, 2012 12:54 PM (ck76k)

129 110 GOTRV Get Out The Right Vote A good friend of mine is sending his liberal crews out of town on ED. Think of ways to distract your liberal friends. Take a big crap at their house on Monday night that clogs uptheirtoilet. Or something. Just tell 'em Dems vote on Nov. 7th so the polls won't be so crowded.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 24, 2012 12:54 PM (GFM2b)

130 120 105 So Ace finally stroked out? Or stroked one out. Posted by: rickb223 at October 24, 2012 04:52 PM (GFM2b) ______________ Oh gawd...what was that 80's song--? Stoke it ! Stroke it!

Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 12:54 PM (r2PLg)

131

I had been pondering building a Faraday Cage in my house for SHTF situations.

I think a gun safe would suffice.

Posted by: polynikes at October 24, 2012 12:54 PM (m2CN7)

132 Maybe to some, it doesn't look like much or looks mostly like a bit of self promotion. (well yeah, this the Donald we're talking about)

However, he's now made it clear to even the most casual observer that there's something in Obama's records that is worth 5 million dollars for him to keep secret.

It was clear to everyone with a triple-digit IQ that he had nothing but another attempt at cheap attention whoring.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 24, 2012 12:55 PM (SY2Kh)

133

Those computers looked like they were running Minx 0.7 alpha.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 24, 2012 12:55 PM (fnB4E)

134 Greg is a loser.

Posted by: polynikes at October 24, 2012 12:55 PM (m2CN7)

135 So I accidentally click on a link in the blogroll.

Last updated ... 2005.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 24, 2012 12:55 PM (POGCP)

136 New Mitt video: http://tinyurl.com/8l76632 It's like a movie trailer. Very positive.

Posted by: Lurker who doesn't copy/paste from Word at October 24, 2012 12:55 PM (xfWVe)

137 So how long before the Chicoms steal it, and give it to the Jihadis?

Posted by: Iblis at October 24, 2012 12:56 PM (9221z)

138

>> DAMMIT. Not a flying car.

More of a rocket in my pocket, IFKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 24, 2012 12:56 PM (WvXvd)

139 142 So how long before the Chicoms steal it, and give it to the Jihadis? Posted by: Iblis at October 24, 2012 04:56 PM (9221z) Before? we already got it, round-eyes

Posted by: Chicoms at October 24, 2012 12:57 PM (136wp)

140 The bad news is we can't use it because it causes cancer.

Posted by: dem at October 24, 2012 12:57 PM (8/bPb)

141 Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 04:54 PM (r2PLg) Billy Squier The Stroke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yamlO7uGPTk

Posted by: Evilpens at October 24, 2012 12:58 PM (ck76k)

142

"Faraday Cage"

Like a tinfoil hat?

Posted by: Beagle at October 24, 2012 12:58 PM (sOtz/)

143 All right, screw this. I'm tired of the Greg shit. If someone's socking, please stop. If it's really Greg, ban his dumb ass. I'm going back to Twitter.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at October 24, 2012 12:58 PM (ZHv27)

144 I can't believe I'm the first to say I'd like to show chick at 0:23 my own pulse weapon.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 24, 2012 12:58 PM (POGCP)

145 Posted by: Greg

Please stop trying to be funny. Some people are funny and some people are like you, not funny. Please stick to reporting on D+9 polls in Ohio.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 24, 2012 12:59 PM (b+jI9)

146 147 Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 04:54 PM (r2PLg) Billy Squier The Stroke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yamlO7uGPTk Posted by: Evilpens at October 24, 2012 04:58 PM (ck76k) ______________ LOL! Ya crap that's it. Frigging Ace has a new post--menses--what the hell?

Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 12:59 PM (r2PLg)

147
# 36:

So effective, one of the pc towers in the vid even spat out its cd!

The PC equivalent of projectile vomiting!

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 24, 2012 12:59 PM (L7hol)

148 141 New Mitt video: http://tinyurl.com/8l76632

It's like a movie trailer. Very positive.

Posted by: Lurker who doesn't copy/paste from Word at October 24, 2012 04:55 PM (xfWVe)

Great video. Made me vote for Mitt.

Posted by: Hillary Rohdam Ratfink 3:00 am phone call Clinton at October 24, 2012 12:59 PM (ovpNn)

149

"Greg" just spammed the new post with the same drivel, so it's either him or a really dedicated sock.

Posted by: Pipboy 3000 at October 24, 2012 12:59 PM (ggRof)

150 this may have a use or 20000000

Posted by: trailortrash at October 24, 2012 12:59 PM (xllDV)

151 Dem. Senate Candidate Said Obesity 'Dilemma Will Dwarf 9/11'

TOAST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Evilpens at October 24, 2012 04:54 PM (ck76k)

I for one would welcome our new porkulent overlords with a twinkie and a swift kick in the jimmies. The fat Bastards can't catch me!

Posted by: dananjcon at October 24, 2012 12:59 PM (eavT+)

152 146 The bad news is we can't use it because it causes cancer. Posted by: dem at October 24, 2012 04:57 PM (8/bPb) And the big secret? It was developed from Mitt Romney's cancer-ray eyes! Ask Joe S. cause you can't ask his wife...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 24, 2012 12:59 PM (136wp)

153 I only regret that I have but one Facebook account to give for my country.

Posted by: Nathan Hale at October 24, 2012 12:59 PM (bFsZ0)

154 I still prefer Operation Crossbow.

Posted by: Invictus at October 24, 2012 01:00 PM (OQpzc)

155 Still not gone and F*cked yourself yet Greg? If not, now's good.

Posted by: meh at October 24, 2012 01:00 PM (W2qJe)

156 My mother inlaw (reforming her from her Dem ways) is trying to somehow balm her wounds over voting for Romney by trying to explain to me how angry she was that "someone was always after Clinton. Right from the start, they were always trying to get him. And they were all just as guilty of cheating as him."
Again, I had to shit on her pity parade by telling her about how Clinton was so great at selling China all of our military tech.
One day, I fear she may stab me.

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 24, 2012 01:01 PM (AREf/)

157 What do you mean you don't have enough money to pay for the pizza, Greg? This is the 4th time this week.

Posted by: '70s pizza delivery guy at October 24, 2012 01:01 PM (vDl/w)

158 Apparently chicken wire and copper. So shouldn't people wear a chicken wire or copper wire hat instead of tinfoil?

Posted by: Beagle at October 24, 2012 01:02 PM (sOtz/)

159 Greg" just spammed the new post with the same drivel, so it's either him or a really dedicated sock. Posted by: Pipboy 3000 at October 24, 2012 04:59 PM (ggRof) MAYBE JUST MAYBE if they could do their job, He wouldn't be here

Posted by: Evilpens at October 24, 2012 01:03 PM (ck76k)

160 Now that the ayatollahs know what's coming, they'll be moving their command centers underground. Thanks for tipping them off, Ace!

Posted by: Cornfed at October 24, 2012 01:04 PM (Hoy9u)

161 Snake Plissken. American Spirit cigarettes.

Posted by: PR at October 24, 2012 01:05 PM (KHo8t)

162 The ability to kill a dissident's computer and all his data is now in the hands of... Barack Obama. Electoral fraud proof? What electoral fraud proof?

Time to dig out the Super 8 and film your vids the old-fashioned way as backup.

Posted by: perturbed at October 24, 2012 01:06 PM (P53xB)

163 Excellent!

Can we turn off Iran now?

I'd like a hand held to gaslight my boss, too, LOL.

Posted by: PJ at October 24, 2012 01:08 PM (DQHjw)

164 Ah man, that's like an EMP bayonet. Back to the drawing board.

Posted by: The Bayonet Industry at October 24, 2012 01:14 PM (9eDbm)

165 Wait, this weapon wouldn't stop my computer streaming tranny porn, would it?

Posted by: Greg at October 24, 2012 01:14 PM (8/bPb)

166 I wonder if it could be deployed as an anti-missle weapon?

Posted by: Marmo at October 24, 2012 01:14 PM (QW+AD)

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Posted by: Smokey Behr at October 24, 2012 01:20 PM (QyeW7)

168 copper wire hat instead of tinfoil?

Posted by: Beagle at October 24, 2012 05:02 PM (sOtz/)

Don't forget to drag ten feet of chain behind you so you are well grounded.

Posted by: Invictus at October 24, 2012 01:21 PM (OQpzc)

169 Ace u r killing me. Your site is like crack that I need to have about every hour and when u use flash embeds I can't see it cuz I'm at work reading the site on my iPhone.

Posted by: Sunny at October 24, 2012 01:27 PM (3gUvw)

170 Is ace having a stroke?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 24, 2012 01:27 PM (P7hip)

171 I'd be more inclined to appreciate this achievement if this announcement was accompanied with the news that they simultaneously developed a shield which would prevent this kind of damage being inflicted upon us.

Posted by: wtd at October 24, 2012 01:28 PM (79199)

172 Metalized Mylar stops emp
People have been using it for a thermal block and find out their cell phones don't work in the house after installation.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at October 24, 2012 01:31 PM (+I8Mq)

173 165, will do...on the qt...hush hush

Posted by: D. Hopper at October 24, 2012 01:32 PM (AVfT8)

174 /But "menses" sounds funnier./

Posted by: ace's sock at October 24, 2012 01:35 PM (BAnPT)

175 Did you notice, at 42 seconds in the video as the PC's start to turn off, that a pencil (or something of that shape) "jumps" off of the top of the PC at the center-rear of the room? Got a jolt from something. Seems to me that turning up the gain some more might allow us to mess with any meat in the target area and shut that off too. Scramble the brains.

Posted by: and irresolute at October 24, 2012 01:40 PM (DBH1h)

176 Would be a better joke if "Continue Reading" redirected to a black screen.

Posted by: Greg Toombs at October 24, 2012 01:41 PM (KN6fI)

177 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2012 01:53 PM (6o4Fb)

178 Now that it's out, how long before the Chinese steal it?

Posted by: USNA1985 at October 24, 2012 01:59 PM (kf3LW)

179

YOU CRAZY FOOLS!!!!!! That'll wipe out every porn site know to man.

Posted by: harleycowboy at October 24, 2012 02:26 PM (wSTfB)

180 I've known about radiating microwaves to disable electronics since the 1980s. Let's just say some people at a former job used to have themselves a little fun with the military weapon system that was made and tested at the facility, much to the dismay of a few neighbors who only wanted to relax and watch some TV, and leave it at that.

Posted by: Barry Boo Boo at October 24, 2012 02:45 PM (WMeMr)

181

Posted by: GOD at October 24, 2012 03:16 PM (2c1Cq)

182 >> "Flying over the largest testing range in the country, CHAMPS took out seven different targets before self-destructing over empty desert."

Sure, they could've just landed it, but making it self-destruct is way more awesome.

Posted by: sandy burger at October 24, 2012 03:43 PM (+Gtkw)

183 But does it pop corn?

Posted by: wewin at October 24, 2012 03:57 PM (AHwsB)

184 If the swelling persists for more than 4 hours, put an ice pack on it, stat.

Posted by: Fritz at October 24, 2012 03:57 PM (vm7ot)

185 faraday cage. Fucking hell, guys.

Posted by: Holy shit wat a waste at October 24, 2012 03:58 PM (92u1B)

186 Still will not be used after the 10th nuke over Israel. Unless...

Vote and stand. 13 days.

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at October 24, 2012 03:59 PM (Ea64Y)

187 Now, if they can come up with one of those that rick-rolls all enemy computers to endlessly play Gangham Style, I'll be very impressed. Posted by: Roy at October 24, 2012 04:45 PM (VndSC) Well, we did Stuxnet, so this shouldn't be a problem. L'chaim!!

Posted by: Tha Jooooooosssss at October 24, 2012 04:59 PM (3sZO1)

188 The bad news is this sort of tech is almost trivial to defeat with COTS stuff...like the metalized Mylar birthday balloon plastic sheeting, and spraying the windows with a conductive ITO coating to create a Faraday cage.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 24, 2012 05:03 PM (mclhR)

189 So that explains how the folks in the TV show "Revolution" got their power cut off the planet...the project went berzerk!

Posted by: expatinpa at October 25, 2012 04:14 AM (uW+NQ)

190 "21 So do you think obama is gonna do this to Iran before the election?"

Why Iran? The wogs start at the Delaware River now.

Posted by: Ken at October 25, 2012 09:27 AM (7yb9x)

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