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October 21, 2012

Update: OFA Spins FlukeFail As An "Intimate Gathering" In A Parking Lot
— Ace

I don't even want to know what that means.

But seriously, when your planned rally turns into an "intimate gathering" -- it's not good.

I recently had an intimate gathering in a parking lot.

My court date is January 10th.

Video: ...of the world's saddest intimate gathering.

Posted by: Ace at 12:12 PM | Comments (204)
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1 Trust me, we will tell you exactly what that means.....in 400 comments.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2012 12:13 PM (2b4yb)

2 Intimate setting! All my settings are intimate IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 21, 2012 12:14 PM (ndlFj)

3 Paging Jeff B.!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2012 12:14 PM (BuSM8)

So now they'll have to ramp up their rent-a-crowd efforts.

Posted by: wheatie at October 21, 2012 12:14 PM (ipkPX)

5 They lie a lot.

Posted by: Invictus at October 21, 2012 12:14 PM (OQpzc)

6 I don't want to think about Fluke and intimate anythings.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 21, 2012 12:14 PM (Gk3SS)

7 You know who else had a cashew head?

Thomas Jefferson. Major cashew head.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2012 12:14 PM (BuSM8)

8 I want her !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Numb Nuts in Californica at October 21, 2012 12:14 PM (lJ3rV)

Sandra Fluke couldn't get arrested. Kate Gosselin drew a bigger crowd.

Posted by: Reno 911! at October 21, 2012 12:15 PM (qlPzn)

10 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2012 12:15 PM (6o4Fb)

11 Did she set out a hat to take contributions to help pay for her birth control?

Posted by: Marmo at October 21, 2012 12:15 PM (pcgW1)

12 And Gloria Allred with the epic fail tomorrow, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2012 12:15 PM (+tqYo)

13 Ace, sweetie, I do hope you were watching the Giants amazing game just now and now fixating on this scrunt to the exclusion of all else. Because, um, FOOTBALL!!

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 21, 2012 12:15 PM (kpCLl)

14 There is nothing intimate about a woman who demands free birth control.

Posted by: Doc at October 21, 2012 12:15 PM (3HsdR)

15 Intimate gathering. Like the Donner party.

Posted by: soothie at October 21, 2012 12:15 PM (vanqS)

16 Also, if I were to speak to a crowd in a grocery store parking lot and this happened, I'd say fuck this noise I'mma gonna go get some Pringles.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 21, 2012 12:16 PM (Gk3SS)

17 It was my birthday, you know...

Posted by: Biker Shorts Guy at October 21, 2012 12:16 PM (uIpSF)

18
Intimate Gathering vol 16 is te hott!

Posted by: Anthony der Weiner at October 21, 2012 12:16 PM (Bf15u)

19 Intimate gathering?

If she were a Republican, the Dems would accuse her of having sex in a parking lot.

Posted by: Hepcat at October 21, 2012 12:16 PM (frbyY)

20 There were Tupperware parties that held more political gravitas than this "event."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2012 12:16 PM (+tqYo)

Was the intimate gathering with her biggest fan in NV Harry Reid?

Good luck with that court date come January. Har har.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 21, 2012 12:17 PM (Dfyrr)

She had a big banner across the side of her car...

Doesn't everyone bring one of those to an..."Intimate Gathering"?

Posted by: wheatie at October 21, 2012 12:17 PM (ipkPX)

23 Did I see my bat-signal go up into the sky here?

Posted by: Jeff B. at October 21, 2012 12:17 PM (D9z3D)

24 And Gloria Allred with the epic fail tomorrow, right?

Tomorrow, the next day, all the days after that until she is embalmed . . . she's got nuthin'

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 21, 2012 12:17 PM (kpCLl)

25 Hidee Ho!

Posted by: T.Hunter at October 21, 2012 12:17 PM (EZl54)

26 Now for some real football. THE New York Football Jets against the new england putzes.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2012 12:17 PM (TMB3S)

27 That dress La Fluke was wearing looked like it came from Michelle's closet: ill fitting and enhancing all her shortcomings. Frankly, had she shown up naked the gathering probably would have been even smaller.

Posted by: natasha at October 21, 2012 12:18 PM (pyYXJ)

28 It's like when teh SCOAMF campaign explains small turn-outs by saying they were trying for smaller crowds to make it more personal. Yeah, ok.

Posted by: Marmo at October 21, 2012 12:18 PM (pcgW1)

29 http://tinyurl.com/9zah72m Fluke pushes early voting in Reno Â“A lot of women come to me and tell me stories individually about their lives about what access to healthcare has meant to them; what the Affordable Care Act is going to mean to them,Â” she said. Â“A lot of young people tell me how important it was to stay on their parents plan until they were 26. Folks tell me what a difference it made to be able to rely on Planned Parenthood when they needed it and what it would mean if Mr. Romney gets his way to defund Planned Parenthood.Â”

Posted by: Evilpens at October 21, 2012 12:18 PM (ck76k)

30 I sure hope she had her government-paid intimate-gathering control.

Posted by: Hepcat at October 21, 2012 12:18 PM (frbyY)

31 9 Sandra Fluke couldn't get arrested. Kate Gosselin drew a bigger crowd. Posted by: Reno 911! at October 21, 2012 04:15 PM (qlPzn) I'd actually hit Kate Gosselin. I wouldn't go near Fluke with Ace's dick.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 21, 2012 12:18 PM (GEICT)

32 THE New York Football Jets against the new england putzes.

I cannot believe I have to root for a Rex Ryan team. I so feel Iraq v. Iran about this game.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 21, 2012 12:18 PM (Gk3SS)

33 BUCs??

Posted by: soothie at October 21, 2012 12:18 PM (KeJAW)

34 The only "intimate gathering" Sandra Fluke knows anything about is when she got her panties in a bunch after Rush Limbaugh spoke impolitely about her on the radio.

Posted by: Jeff B. at October 21, 2012 12:19 PM (D9z3D)

35 Sandra Fluke is like the attractive version of Helen Thomas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2012 12:19 PM (+tqYo)

36 33 Tim Tebow,shirtless.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2012 12:19 PM (6o4Fb)

37 What is OFA? And why do they need an intimate gathering in the parking lot of a Sak and Sav in Reno?

Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2012 12:20 PM (YdQQY)

38
If Sandra had an intimate gathering in the parking lot and no one came, would she make a sound?

Posted by: Math is Hard at October 21, 2012 12:20 PM (Bf15u)

39 Why the heck would anyone need Planned Parenthood anymore now that employers and insurance companies have to give away contraceptives? Oh, yeah, right. For abortions. But, but -- if you're getting free contraceptives, why would you need an abortion?

Posted by: natasha at October 21, 2012 12:20 PM (pyYXJ)

40 Tim Tebow,shirtless.

Yeah but it's not like I'm going to get that during the game.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 21, 2012 12:20 PM (Gk3SS)

41 There were more people in the ladies bathroom at church this morning.

Posted by: mama winger gets to vote for Paul Ryan TWICE at October 21, 2012 12:20 PM (P6QsQ)

42 How many slightly used condoms did she get in her tip jar today?

Posted by: Rmoney Voter at October 21, 2012 12:20 PM (JtyGg)

43 well if peter north were there that would qualify. or ron jeremy.

Posted by: whiskey tango at October 21, 2012 12:20 PM (JvP2I)

44 srsly i was just getting warmed up on the last post.
it was not nice putting up a new post.!

Posted by: willow at October 21, 2012 12:20 PM (hX8cq)

45 What Nutless Wonder of a Guy would have her as a GF ???YUCK she is a Future SOS Cankles

Posted by: Evilpens at October 21, 2012 12:20 PM (ck76k)

46 I could get ten people to show up to watch me wanking--not that I would, but I could

Posted by: Major _________ de Coverly at October 21, 2012 12:21 PM (Dll6b)

47 Intimate affair? Well then I know that the dude in the tight bicycle shorts was dressing for success with Sandy when he chose his wardrobe. Got to show off the "package".

Posted by: Tuna at October 21, 2012 12:21 PM (M/TDA)

48 >>I cannot believe I have to root for a Rex Ryan team. I so feel Iraq v. Iran about this game. Don't be a hater. Rex loves women's feet. Passionately. How can you hate on a man who loves women's feet?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2012 12:21 PM (TMB3S)

49 I recently had an intimate gathering in a parking lot.

That was not your best work by the way.

Posted by: guy in bike shorts and flag who was peering in the back window at October 21, 2012 12:21 PM (SqOwj)

50 If Sandra had an intimate gathering in the parking lot and no one came, would she make a sound?

It would not the first time that smug skank had an intimate gathering in which no one came.

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 21, 2012 12:21 PM (QTHTd)

51 It's like "an intimate gathering" on a Saturday night at the Gas N' Sip with your bros.

Posted by: Redd at October 21, 2012 12:21 PM (RoEtU)

52 Serious question, what does she say in her speech?

Posted by: elliot m at October 21, 2012 12:21 PM (zPich)

53 But seriously, when your planned rally turns into an "intimate gathering" -- it's not good.

Sandra Fluke Obama 2012 Orgy tape coming soon!

Posted by: TMZ at October 21, 2012 12:21 PM (hO9ad)

54 I cannot believe I have to root for a Rex Ryan team. I so feel Iraq v. Iran about this game.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 21, 2012 04:18 PM (Gk3SS)

atc, why on earth would you root for those fuckers against my awesome, darlin', wonderful team?

you know you are more than welcome here on the dark side

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 21, 2012 12:22 PM (kpCLl)

55 It was the 3rd Saturday of October, everyone knows that you don't schedule a rally on the 3rd Saturday of October. A turnout this big for a rally on the 3rd Saturday of October is very encouraging for Obama.

Posted by: MrCaniac, brainwashed by Libs at October 21, 2012 12:22 PM (Zd/NW)

56 Did she have to drive her self to her own little Nuremberg rally?

Posted by: Redd at October 21, 2012 12:22 PM (RoEtU)

57 It means pretty much everyone who was there is going to have to get tested.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 21, 2012 12:22 PM (lddO4)

58 Damn whatever Constitutional amendment that was that granted women access to health care. The country has gone downhill ever since.

Posted by: Marmo at October 21, 2012 12:22 PM (pcgW1)

59 235 alex, sorry dear one, i had forgot the tea. hangs head.

thank you for comforting me . gulp

yeah i'm really in a perpetual piss'y mood these days.

Posted by: willow at October 21, 2012 04:17 PM (hX8cq)

sigh.

i hope since it was intimate they had put out a can to ask for donations for free bc.

because we know they didn't come prepared.

Posted by: willow at October 21, 2012 12:22 PM (hX8cq)

60 Hot girl on Fluke action, oh yeah.

Posted by: Mike James at October 21, 2012 12:22 PM (cgDgK)

61 More like an intimate gangbang.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 21, 2012 12:22 PM (0O6KN)

62 Intimate gathering sounds like a feminine hygiene product, not a campaign event.

OTOH, when your candidate is a major d*****nozzle, I suppose it's appropriate.

Posted by: pep at October 21, 2012 12:23 PM (6TB1Z)

63 Sounds like it was a real circle jerk.

Posted by: Boo Cocky at October 21, 2012 12:23 PM (EZl54)

64 Holy cow, quite an ending to the Bucs game. John McKay wept. Two more folks there and she could have started a religious movement.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 21, 2012 12:23 PM (YMqWj)

65 TODAY AT THE SAK N' SAVE! PUPPET SHOW AND SANDRA FLUKE

Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at October 21, 2012 12:23 PM (1Ialr)

66 Russell Crowe said we should go towards the light. Isn't that like wishing us death?

Posted by: Redd at October 21, 2012 12:24 PM (RoEtU)

67 42 Tim Tebow,shirtless. Yeah but it's not like I'm going to get that during the game. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 21, 2012 04:20 PM (Gk3SS) *sigh* Fine. Don't say I never did anything for you. http://tinyurl.com/9bsxbec

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 21, 2012 12:24 PM (GEICT)

68 atc, why on earth would you root for those fuckers against my awesome, darlin', wonderful team?

Browns fan. You know how I feel about Joss Whedon? Yeah, that's nothing compared to my feelings of caring and love for Bill BelimotherfuckingIhateyouIhateyouIhateyouchick.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 21, 2012 12:24 PM (Gk3SS)

69 BTW The photo Drudge has up right now showing Mitt and O at the Al Smith dinner is perfect. Even more perfect is Tingler in the background with his big old sloppy belly hanging cover his belt. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at October 21, 2012 12:24 PM (M/TDA)

70 28 That dress La Fluke was wearing looked like it came from Michelle's closet: ill fitting and enhancing all her shortcomings. Frankly, had she shown up naked the gathering probably would have been even smaller.

Posted by: natasha at October 21, 2012 04:18 PM (pyYXJ)

Using the words "Sandra Fluke" and "shortcomings" in the same sentence - good work!

And speaking of Michelle...Fluke looks like she'd probably be hiding a wookie down there, as well as a couple of squatches under her arms.

Posted by: Havedash at October 21, 2012 12:24 PM (ToMJU)

"I'd actually hit Kate Gosselin. I wouldn't go near Fluke with Ace's dick."

No one can *hit* Kate Gosselin. Too much bitching and complaining makes for one hell of an awful night. No one could even hate f*ck her I bet.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 21, 2012 12:25 PM (Dfyrr)

72 How does Ohio look? I still don't like Greg.

Posted by: Jmel at October 21, 2012 12:25 PM (c+D8V)

73 Almost like visiting Octomom... Except Octomom has a bigger audience there at home.

Posted by: Truman North at October 21, 2012 12:25 PM (e6n3t)

74 So,if a reciever is running in the back of the endzone all you need to do his push him out and he can't catch the ball?Good to know.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2012 12:26 PM (6o4Fb)

75 Is Teh JEF Administration really sending this stupid whore out to do campaign appearances? I was going to ax if they really are that stupid but I already know the answer. He really has given up. Ass kicking coming in less that 3 weeks.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 21, 2012 12:26 PM (jucos)

76 Fine. Don't say I never did anything for you.

Hmmm. I may reconsider your untimely demise now.

willow, of course you're in a pissy mood. I assume we all shall be until the election is over.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 21, 2012 12:26 PM (Gk3SS)

77 73 Columbus Dispatch endorsed Romney .

Posted by: Tuna at October 21, 2012 12:26 PM (M/TDA)

78 Checking out Google Maps both of these stores in Reno have a huge parking lot. So the photo doesn't show what it is really like. They would be squirreled away in a corner somewhere and most people wouldn't even notice them.

Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2012 12:26 PM (YdQQY)

79 74 Also, something actually came out of all her perverse fucking around.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 21, 2012 12:27 PM (lddO4)

80 Intimate Gathering is what she calls it when she picks up all the folds of her vagina in one hand.

Posted by: Truman North at October 21, 2012 12:27 PM (e6n3t)

81 72 "I'd actually hit Kate Gosselin. I wouldn't go near Fluke with Ace's dick." No one can *hit* Kate Gosselin. Too much bitching and complaining makes for one hell of an awful night. No one could even hate f*ck her I bet. Sure I could. What do you think duct tape was invented for?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 21, 2012 12:27 PM (GEICT)

82 http://tinyurl.com/9bsxbec

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 21, 2012 04:24 PM (GEICT)

Oh man.....be still my ladyparts!

Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2012 12:27 PM (X6akg)

83 I mean besides giving Leftists STDs, which is something, I guess...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 21, 2012 12:27 PM (lddO4)

84 An intimate gathering? That would be all the people who believe the Panthers don't suck.

Jerry Richardson and his staff?

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 21, 2012 12:27 PM (wR+pz)

85 Fluke just looks so adorable in that picture on Drudge, doesn't she?

Posted by: Marmo at October 21, 2012 12:27 PM (pcgW1)

86 The black necklace looks like an orc blew a load on her.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 21, 2012 12:28 PM (YMqWj)

87 Phil Simms doing the Jets-Pats,mute time.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2012 12:28 PM (6o4Fb)

88 I get more laughs from the daily spin than the daily funny paper.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 21, 2012 12:28 PM (DoZD+)

89 Only in ProgressiveWorld is failing to attract an audience at a political rally two weeks ahead of an election deemed a desirable outcome.

Posted by: mama winger gets to vote for Paul Ryan TWICE at October 21, 2012 12:28 PM (P6QsQ)

90 OFA Spins FlukeFail As An "Intimate Gathering" In A Parking Lot

Hey, I'll have to remember line that during the next documentary.

Posted by: Ian Faith at October 21, 2012 12:29 PM (9SwFX)

91 where's our movie review??

Posted by: soothie at October 21, 2012 12:29 PM (8dspl)

92 alex, uh hmm, it would be nice to take a nap for a couple of weeks and a few days , wake up the morning of the vote.9

the polls , roller coaster ride , not in a good way.

Posted by: willow at October 21, 2012 12:29 PM (hX8cq)

93 For the intimate gathering we all climbed into that Ford Escape that the banner was draped over. You can use your imagination as to what went on inside.

Posted by: Sandy Fluke likes to Fluk at October 21, 2012 12:29 PM (/YJYi)

94 Five ghey guys and five fat chicks? or five fat chicks and guys they give blow jobs too?

Take you choice.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 21, 2012 12:30 PM (wR+pz)

95 Dress is awful; she has a classical dumpy, ill-fit figure, so the colors should be more bold, especially given that she's in Reno, of all places.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 21, 2012 12:30 PM (YMqWj)

96 94 Yes,a medically induced coma.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2012 12:31 PM (6o4Fb)

97 Aren't her constant "intimate gatherings" the reason she's (not really) famous in the first place?

Posted by: The Q at October 21, 2012 12:31 PM (B/yDO)

98 91 Well, to be fair, hearing Fluke speak does tend to make people want to vote for Romney...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 21, 2012 12:31 PM (lddO4)

99 A sausage and two nuts are having an intimate gathering in my pants.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 21, 2012 12:31 PM (ovpNn)

100 intimate gathering? They aren't intimating the story very well.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 21, 2012 12:31 PM (uE3PZ)

101 Guys should show up with paper bags on their heads saying "I have been fluked"

Posted by: izoneguy at October 21, 2012 12:32 PM (oKH8p)

102 Good grief are the Jags bad. 3rd and 12 and we go with the dump down for a 2 yard gain. I wonder who they'll take with #1 pick? I'm sure he'll be a bust, but I am curious.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 21, 2012 12:32 PM (GEICT)

103

Sure I could. What do you think duct tape was invented for?

Ok, you win.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 21, 2012 12:32 PM (Dfyrr)

104 Fluke's last name is unfortunate and sort of prophetic at the same time (this, in addition, to being a parasitic flatworm, much like the genus Barry acquired from sushi in Hawaii feasting on his liver).

The media has a problem with counting and math in general. The reports of the Daytona rally for Romney/Ryan this past Friday night were "in the thousands." However, it was 10,000+ excited conservatives. Now that I think about it, the reporters in the media tent looked a little bummed out typing on their laptops. This Romney/Ryan momentum is probably depressing for them to witness.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, unbanned, ready to get this done at October 21, 2012 12:32 PM (baL2B)

105 willow, of course you're in a pissy mood. I assume we all shall be until the election is over.

It'll get better the evening of the election, but it'll be worse until Romney's Inauguration since Obama's got nothing to lose and knows it.

Posted by: Methos at October 21, 2012 12:33 PM (hO9ad)

106 I shot my wad in Reno

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 21, 2012 12:33 PM (jucos)

107 F'ing Romney keeping women in binders and denying them access to health care...

Posted by: Marmo at October 21, 2012 12:34 PM (pcgW1)

108 She looks like your stereotypical lesbian

Posted by: Sho Nuff at October 21, 2012 12:34 PM (jo0fs)

109 steevy,that would be perfect

Posted by: willow at October 21, 2012 12:34 PM (hX8cq)

110 This woman is apparently the daughter of a minister who is probably as liberal as she is. Couldn't she spend her time on issues related to feeding the hungry or visiting people in prison instead of whether the govt should be paying for birth control and abortion.

Posted by: FeneloonSpoke at October 21, 2012 12:34 PM (u1lkY)

111 I counted five fat chicks, a couple of ancient betas, and one pissed-off and bored dude who will dump that woman who dragged him here and buy a motorcycle.

I give that last guy maybe a month.

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 21, 2012 12:34 PM (QTHTd)

112 Wonder if Sandra thought she'd end up as the laughing stock of the Internet and beyond when she joined the O campaign. Too bad, so sad.

Posted by: Tuna at October 21, 2012 12:35 PM (M/TDA)

113 In Reno, an 'intimate gathering' is typically held at the Bowling Stadium...

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at October 21, 2012 12:35 PM (MAhUT)

114 FLUCK FLUKE! Go away already. I loved it when Dennis Miller called her "Moan of Arc" on Leno.

Posted by: Redman Bluestate at October 21, 2012 12:35 PM (sRIFP)

115 Mr. Peanut drew a bigger crowd when he was handing out 15% off coupons at the local Ralph's. And those were for mixed nuts, not cashews.

Posted by: Cicero at October 21, 2012 12:35 PM (CufTr)

116 At least ace read the article this time. So there's that. Great write up of the Legs Wide Open Society, Nevada Parking Lot Chapter

Posted by: meh at October 21, 2012 12:35 PM (66rv5)

117 Methos,, gah,
thanks for that reminder.

Posted by: willow at October 21, 2012 12:35 PM (hX8cq)

118

Hey, hey, no B.J.!

I need to fuck some cock today!

Posted by: The Intimate Gatherer of Taxpayer's Condoms at October 21, 2012 12:36 PM (Gt8ei)

119 There was a larger intimate gathering in Reno when Sinatra welcomed the Kennedy Boys with some of Reno's own.

Posted by: The Q at October 21, 2012 12:37 PM (B/yDO)

120 Sandy Fluke must use a good joke to draw the crowds...as well as covering her filthy ankles.

Here is an example:
I am joking with you . Listen to the funny funny joke I am telling -

Romney putting me ...

into BINDERS !!

HAHAHA Hohoho HAHAHA hoo

What are you meaning? How can you not be LAUGHINGLAUGHING over the funniness?

Wait,let's try again....Romney put the BIG large PEOPLE into small

BINDERS!!!!!!

HOHOHO HEEHEEHEE

BINDERS!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BINDERS!!!!

HHEHEHEHEHEHEE

#incomprehensiblestupidmemes

Posted by: Hadji has begun the TWEETING at October 21, 2012 12:37 PM (EZl54)

121 36 Sandra Fluke is like the ~~attractive~~ younger version of Helen Thomas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2012 04:19 PM (+tqYo)s

FIFY

Posted by: The Donald at October 21, 2012 12:37 PM (wR+pz)

122 1. yeah giants! 2. it was was an intimate gathering until ron jeremy canceled on fluke

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2012 12:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

123 I had more neighborhood kids at my 4th birthday party than this.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 21, 2012 12:38 PM (jucos)

124 fluke aspires to be as well known and highly regarded as monica lewinsky

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2012 12:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

125 I shot my wad in Reno
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 21, 2012 04:33 PM

Just to watch it dry?

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at October 21, 2012 12:38 PM (BAnPT)

126 I fluked a girl in Reno

Just to watch her cry

Posted by: zombie Johnny Cash at October 21, 2012 12:39 PM (Dll6b)

127 Tommy, will you go get the garden hose and chase away the group o hobos in the parking lot.

Posted by: Public Address Announcer at Sak N' Save at October 21, 2012 12:39 PM (Zd/NW)

128 I don't know why but I can never get the videos at Breitbart to play.

Yes, I updated the flash player.

Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2012 12:39 PM (X6akg)

129 PUPPET SHOW and Sandra Fluke

Posted by: Cicero at October 21, 2012 12:39 PM (CufTr)

130 Seriously with the fucking dump downs on 3rd down. So. Fucking. Bad.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 21, 2012 12:39 PM (GEICT)

131 But seriously, when your planned rally turns into an "intimate gathering" -- it's not good. Unless you have $47,000 worth of birth control in your pocket.

Posted by: entropy at October 21, 2012 12:39 PM (YUttk)

132 When the crowd is that small in a parking lot you're usually passing insurance information.

Posted by: R. at October 21, 2012 12:40 PM (QrV1L)

133 I fluked a girl in Reno Just to watch her cry Posted by: zombie Johnny Cash at October 21, 2012 04:39 PM (Dll6b) I read a fluke is like a donkey punch except you do it to yourself after having sex with fluke.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2012 12:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

134 110 She looks like your stereotypical lesbian

Posted by: Sho Nuff at October 21, 2012 04:34 PM (jo0fs)

Yeah, but she can't afford a Subaru yet.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 21, 2012 12:41 PM (wR+pz)

135 !

Posted by: A Mime Who Draws More Spectators Than Sandra Fluke at October 21, 2012 12:41 PM (CufTr)

136 Yes, I updated the flash player.

Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2012 04:39 PM (X6akg)

Still doesn't work. I am guessing Firefox just doesn't like it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 21, 2012 12:42 PM (wR+pz)

137 yes, but even a dead guy wouldn't put his Johnson in Fluke's pooper

Posted by: zombie Johnny Cash at October 21, 2012 12:42 PM (Dll6b)

138

Russell Crowe said we should go towards the light.

Y'know, the Bible says that Satan appears as an angel of light. I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 21, 2012 12:42 PM (DoZD+)

139 putting fluke's b.c issues aside, i want to know in the information age gonorrhea, aids, hpv any number of nasty illness's guys themselves don't come prepared with protection?

Posted by: willow at October 21, 2012 12:42 PM (hX8cq)

140 141 Foreigners can just shut the fuck up about who we should vote for.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2012 12:43 PM (6o4Fb)

141 Still doesn't work. I am guessing Firefox just doesn't like it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 21, 2012 04:42 PM (wR+pz)

Plays all other videos, just not at Breitbart.

Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2012 12:43 PM (X6akg)

142 Is it wrong that I would rather watch Tebow standing on the sidelines than watch my Jaguars lose?

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at October 21, 2012 12:43 PM (qFpRI)

143

Russell Crowe said we should go towards the light.

I am not entertained.

Posted by: Maximus Preferencus Cascadius at October 21, 2012 12:44 PM (Gt8ei)

144 Fluke will have world class cankles like Hillary pretty soon

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at October 21, 2012 12:44 PM (MAhUT)

145 142 Men, like women, tend to act psychologically, rather than rationally. (Also, I believe it's called Neosoviet Roulette.

)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 21, 2012 12:44 PM (lddO4)

146 145 Is it wrong that I would rather watch Tebow standing on the sidelines than watch my Jaguars lose? Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at October 21, 2012 04:43 PM (qFpRI) At least there's a chance Tebow could do something entertaining. Not so much with the hometown Jags.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 21, 2012 12:45 PM (GEICT)

147
138 !

Posted by: A Mime Who Draws More Spectators Than Sandra Fluke at October 21, 2012 04:41 PM (CufTr)

If she were to switch to pantomime, that would be awesome. She could have simulated sex inside of a glass box.

Posted by: elliot m at October 21, 2012 12:45 PM (zPich)

148 Why would they plan any kind of event in a supermarket parking lot? Or is this just the way the administration hangs people out to dry?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 21, 2012 12:45 PM (uE3PZ)

149 Now i dont know about the rest of you but I am pretty fucking certain this guy is a cock chuggler roomate of what we will one day find out is a lesbian sandra fluke and is providing cover for her fake story.Even if that doesn't pan out, i still stand by my assertion that this cockguzzler has had cock in his mouth many many many times.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 21, 2012 04:38 PM (ovpNn)

Either you suck dick, or you do not suck dick. There is no middle ground.

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at October 21, 2012 12:45 PM (Zd/NW)

150 Ahahahahahaha!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 21, 2012 12:45 PM (kpCLl)

151 hello - Peaches.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2012 12:46 PM (Z9EHQ)

152 152 No, that's called "Libya style."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 21, 2012 12:46 PM (lddO4)

153 150 145 Is it wrong that I would rather watch Tebow standing on the sidelines than watch my Jaguars lose? Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at October 21, 2012 04:43 PM (qFpRI) At least there's a chance Tebow could do something entertaining. Not so much with the hometown Jags. Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 21, 2012 04:45 PM (GEICT) Very true. This season has been miserable.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at October 21, 2012 12:47 PM (qFpRI)

154 I guess she's used to performing in parking lots, just this time not in the back seat of a car.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 21, 2012 12:47 PM (uE3PZ)

155 See this is just part of the Jets strategy. Keep Brady off the field and they can't lose.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2012 12:48 PM (TMB3S)

156 Well, more miserable than usual.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at October 21, 2012 12:48 PM (qFpRI)

157 Very true. This season has been miserable. Like I said earlier, I wonder who they'll take with the #1 overall?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 21, 2012 12:48 PM (GEICT)

158

Foreigners can just shut the fuck up about who we should vote for.

This! And that includes Madonna. She's probably now an American citizen but she is originally Italian and came to the US to get rich and famous. Good for her but now she should shut up her skanky ho mouth.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 21, 2012 12:49 PM (DoZD+)

159 Now i dont know about the rest of you but I am
pretty fucking certain this guy is a cock chuggler roomate of what we
will one day find out is a lesbian sandra fluke and is providing cover
for her fake story.Even if that doesn't pan out, i still stand by my
assertion that this cockguzzler has had cock in his mouth many many many
times.

Oh yeah, definitely a cock guzzler.

Posted by: Alex at October 21, 2012 12:49 PM (HwgHt)

160 Her appeal isn't becoming more selective; it's becoming more intimate.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at October 21, 2012 12:50 PM (V7mkK)

161 Marty McFly wants to get into Fluke's capacitor.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 21, 2012 12:50 PM (uE3PZ)

162 This! And that includes Madonna. She's probably now an American citizen but she is originally Italian and came to the US to get rich and famous. Good for her but now she should shut up her skanky ho mouth. Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 21, 2012 04:49 PM (DoZD+) ---------------------------------------------------------- When did they move Michigan to Italy?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 21, 2012 12:51 PM (jucos)

163 This! And that includes Madonna. She's probably now an American citizen but she is originally Italian and came to the US to get rich and famous. Good for her but now she should shut up her skanky ho mouth. Posted by: katya the hate to quibble but I am pretty sure she is a michigangirl

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2012 12:51 PM (Z9EHQ)

164 I'll have to skip the Fluke stories. I don't give a *c**p what she looks like and the "nice"r side of conservatism just doesn't come out. Of course some, liberals are no better when they talk about conservative women whom they don't like either. Anonymity stinks sometimes. Running away. ;^)

Posted by: FeneloonSpoke at October 21, 2012 12:51 PM (u1lkY)

165 Mirror, guess so,
I really am annoyed that my daughters are being told they are stupid and need the govt so badly they can't do anything without them.
I'm really fighting an uphill battle explaining how they themselves should be responsible for their sexuality,or for that matter any decision they make. that the whole free to be a whole person necessitates that the person wanting to be free from mommy , except responsibility and that itself brings faith in their own ability to survive life's challenges,
i also try to explain strings with dependance , i explain how i expect chores to be done etc if they depend on me. the govt will expect from them also once they get control as with obamacare etc.

Posted by: willow at October 21, 2012 12:52 PM (hX8cq)

166 Note: prostitution is legal in Reno.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 21, 2012 12:52 PM (91sxj)

167 Posted by: FeneloonSpoke at October 21, 2012 04:51 PM (u1lkY)

Agree, Fluck seems to be a very sad pathetic person that will not have a happy life, bless her heart!

Posted by: Hrothgar (Unemployed Debate Coach) at October 21, 2012 12:53 PM (Cnqmv)

168 167 No one really dislikes her because of her looks. People pick on her looks because they dislike her. It's different.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 21, 2012 12:53 PM (lddO4)

169 Note: prostitution is legal in Reno. Posted by: AmishDude at October 21, 2012 04:52 PM (91sxj) ------------------------------------------------------- Are you saying that she financed this trip by herself?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 21, 2012 12:53 PM (jucos)

170 accept responsibilty*

Posted by: willow at October 21, 2012 12:53 PM (hX8cq)

171 You do dope deals in parking lots. You do intimate gatherings in an Applebees.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 21, 2012 12:54 PM (gF2i3)

172 don't even know if that paragraph makes sense , nevermind.

Posted by: willow at October 21, 2012 12:54 PM (hX8cq)

173 Note: prostitution is legal in Reno.

Posted by:AmishDude at October 21, 2012 04:52 PM (91sxj)

Highly regulated by local government.

Posted by: Hrothgar (Unemployed Debate Coach) at October 21, 2012 12:54 PM (Cnqmv)

174

hate to quibble but I am pretty sure she is a michigangirl

Huh, I thought she was Italian. My bad. She's still a skank and should still shut up.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 21, 2012 12:54 PM (DoZD+)

175 Russell Crowe said we should go towards the light.

*ugggggghhhhh* *uggggggghhhhhhh* *ugh* *uggggggghhhhhhhhh*

*puts gun up to smokestack*

*pulls trigger*

*lists over*

Posted by: Tugger at October 21, 2012 12:55 PM (SqOwj)

176 168 Try this: No one really cares more about you than you yourself (and your parents). Some Leftist bureaucrat somewhere almost certainly doesn't, and whatever "compassion" they show is almost certainly for the wrong reasons.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 21, 2012 12:56 PM (lddO4)

177 175 I made an effort to parse it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 21, 2012 12:57 PM (lddO4)

178 I never understood the war on women logic. We were winning on the birth control issue when they started it.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 21, 2012 12:57 PM (uhAkr)

179 !0 people...and 7 were reporters?

Posted by: BignJames at October 21, 2012 12:57 PM (j7iSn)

180 Brady to Gronk to WIN!!!!

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 21, 2012 12:58 PM (kpCLl)

181 If every single person who showed up at that gathering pitched in $1,000. that still wouldn't cover Ms. Flukes's birth control bill....

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at October 21, 2012 12:59 PM (YyVZT)

182 Mirror, yes, another nice point, i will make in the next discussion with them.

Posted by: willow at October 21, 2012 12:59 PM (hX8cq)

183

...and 7 were reporters?

Even the dude with the funky teenager socks?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 21, 2012 12:59 PM (DoZD+)

184 Yeah, let's not saddle the Italians with more problems than they already have. Maddona's a Michi-goose. A Bay City roller. Her father was Italian.

Posted by: comatus at October 21, 2012 01:00 PM (qaVK+)

185 I love the picture on the thread prior to this one. The lumpy assed beta male in the bike shorts and colorful riding shirt. What a fuckin' douchebag.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 21, 2012 01:00 PM (jucos)

186 So I guess the Westburo Baptist church protests are intimate gatherings too!

Posted by: Hobojerky at October 21, 2012 01:02 PM (MrM2k)

187 Some of them were there because they cared, but I'm betting more than one was motivated purely by curiosity.

Sandra Fluke = utter fail.

Posted by: perturbed at October 21, 2012 01:02 PM (sdvt9)

188 Someone called Sandra a "slunt".

Posted by: BignJames at October 21, 2012 01:02 PM (j7iSn)

189 185

Also: "The goal of socialism is communism." -- Vladimir Lenin Well, I'm not sure if that really helps. I was looking for some other Lenin quote, but I'm just going to give up and go with that one.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 21, 2012 01:04 PM (lddO4)

190 So is Sandra Fluke basically this year's Amanda Marcotte? When will the Dem candidates learn?

Posted by: Average Jen at October 21, 2012 01:10 PM (bGg6O)

191 177- agreed. she should STFU. or whatever the kids say. what do the kids say? i don't know. kids are effin stupid. and she was never hawt to begin the dammit with.

Posted by: whiskey tango at October 21, 2012 01:14 PM (JvP2I)

192 http://tinyurl.com/9fq3dkv Ohio: Portrait of a State in Flux Seventy-three miles downriver at a Youngstown soup kitchen, Brian Antal, a local St. Vincent De Paul Society chairman, made national news when he claimed that Republican vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan lied about washing dirty dishes when he visited the facility. Antal also claimed he was an Â“independent voterÂ” who was there during the alleged event. One day later, he admitted that Ryan did in fact wash dishes and that he himself was not at the facility when Ryan visited. Oh, and the record shows that Antal has voted as a Democrat for the last 17 years. Yet AntalÂ’s discredited tale is what the media focused on. This was the story that splashed across national news and penetrated into the culture Â– not the reality that, since 2009, a nearby steel mill that traces its origins to Andrew Carnegie has been shuttered and its 600 to 800 steelworkers will never work there again. This is why Ohio and many of its lifelong Democrats have moved away in polls from Obama and toward Romney, who comes to the state and talks about Â“American exceptionalismÂ” and energy jobs while the president jokes about binders full of women and Big Bird. As Schoolcraft explains, Â“We don't want a handout. We need a plan and a vision to build a better future, to function within our means and keep our community going.Â”

Posted by: Evilpens at October 21, 2012 01:18 PM (ck76k)

193 Under the Deplorable Care Act, if you like your Sak Â‘N Save, you can keep your Sak Â‘N Save!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 21, 2012 01:18 PM (TQtmI)

194 An intimate gathering in a parking lot. That van's a rockin'. Don't go a-knockin'.

Posted by: EsausMessage at October 21, 2012 01:23 PM (6c62F)

195 166 This! And that includes Madonna. She's probably now an American citizen but she is originally Italian and came to the US to get rich and famous. Good for her but now she should shut up her skanky ho mouth.
Posted by: katya the

hate to quibble but I am pretty sure she is a michigangirl

Don't blame us! Her family promised us a cannoli shop. We just let them in because we like cannolies! ELEVENTY!!

Posted by: Michigan at October 21, 2012 01:58 PM (z63Tr)

196 Why aren't people tossing condoms like parade candy at this whore?

Posted by: Fritz at October 21, 2012 02:22 PM (vm7ot)

197 Ace on Twitter: "@AceofSpadesHQ: Sandra Fluke's rally was 20 people, and at least one race, short of a race riot."

Posted by: Average Joe at October 21, 2012 02:30 PM (JsCdW)

198 Like Sheehan's intimate gatherings at George Bush's front yard ditch. Attended by 50 reporters, and a dead racoon.

Posted by: Up, up with people at October 21, 2012 02:41 PM (kzFo5)

199 I had an "intimate gathering" of 7 people--3 adults and 4 kids--who helped me carry all my diet coke up the stairs and inside earlier today. I suppose I could have made a short speech about diet coke 20-packs costing about the same as a month's worth of BC pills...

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at October 21, 2012 02:49 PM (7v5Ct)

200

They're not talking about the Sluke woman on Democratic Underground.

Posted by: NorthernX at October 21, 2012 02:54 PM (3Ao0s)

201 OFA: Obama Fails America, or Obama Fu##s America

Posted by: Frank N. Stein at October 21, 2012 03:21 PM (BaAx8)

202 I had plans for a date with a super model but ended up...

Posted by: jukin at October 21, 2012 05:05 PM (WGm5T)

203 True story from Canada, where they already have single-payer, even though Windsor has a lower crime rate than Detroit. A welfare recipient wanted 300 condoms/month, more than the government welfare allotment. Welfare say no. He sue the gummint. Judge say: we hold you at your word, that you want 300 condoms/month for their intended purpose. We also posit that the time required to use 300 condoms/month for their intended purpose is the reason you're on welfare, instead of working. Request denied. Case closed.

Posted by: Thorvald at October 21, 2012 06:41 PM (1V6Pv)

204 I recently had an intimate gathering in a parking lot. My court date is January 10th. So...you finally got caught humping Marco Rubio's trash? whoops.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at October 22, 2012 04:50 AM (1hM1d)

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