November 03, 2012

URGENT!: Geraldo Rivera Needs Your Help
— andy

For he is experiencing a grave, personal tragedy in the wake of the Frankenstorm.


Millions are thirsty, hungry and without heat or electricity. Staten Island and the Jersey shore are damned near unrecognizable.

And this dickhead is whining about his Koi fish. How about helping your neighbors, Geraldo?

(thanks to JWF)

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1 Something about this smells fishy...

Posted by: catman at November 03, 2012 07:03 AM (2LzyY)

2 Give the original hipster a break, these are HIS fish for heaven's sake!

Posted by: ray at November 03, 2012 07:04 AM (wl2vr)

3 I am pissed that WABC preempted Rush for a painfully prolonged Geraldo show yesterday

Posted by: Avi at November 03, 2012 07:04 AM (Gx3Fe)

4 Geraldo needs some help finding a job where I don't have to see his ugly face.  Perhaps he could go to work for NBC, then nobody would see him.

Posted by: Vic at November 03, 2012 07:05 AM (YdQQY)

5 Ill ship him some corn meal and some Old Bay seasoning.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 03, 2012 07:05 AM (/lO83)

6 I heard there was a generator in Al Capone's vault.

Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 07:05 AM (J8jzK)

7 Geraldo? He sucks! Bad!

Posted by: jmel at November 03, 2012 07:06 AM (8qvN/)

8 Jerry is a jumped up jackass of the first order.  I hope some homeless people fry up his precious carp on a tire fire.

Posted by: huerfano at November 03, 2012 07:06 AM (bAGA/)

9 time for vittles..

Posted by: soothsayer vindictus at November 03, 2012 07:06 AM (QYS54)

10 Champion of the people!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 03, 2012 07:06 AM (3Y7RV)

11

It came out that Nanny Bloomberg turned down FEMA help, I guess because he was worried about the OPTICS in light of the marathon that was so much more visually appealing than those loser Staten Islanders pooping in their hallways.

Posted by: kallisto at November 03, 2012 07:06 AM (jm/9g)

12 Feed Geraldo to his goldfish. Win-win.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 07:06 AM (X3lox)

13 Self-centered, self-serving, self-absorbed limp dick. I hope someone eats his fish!

Posted by: and irresolute at November 03, 2012 07:07 AM (DBH1h)

14 How many more hours till pointy elbows?

Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 07:07 AM (J8jzK)

15 Even though he is known to be a lefty the story in the msm will focus on the fact the he works at Fox.

Posted by: kinlaw at November 03, 2012 07:08 AM (uLTng)

16 Fry the fish and give them to the hungry, Geraldo!

Posted by: Buddy at November 03, 2012 07:08 AM (lpAEc)

17 Tailgating for football, what is this I read about Syria in the Golan Heights? Any details?

Posted by: Doc at November 03, 2012 07:08 AM (1vgH1)

18 Typical LibTARD

Posted by: Evilpens at November 03, 2012 07:08 AM (ck76k)

19 Save them? They'll keep for days in the freezer.

Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2012 07:08 AM (FcR7P)

20 "Geraldo proven to be a douche hammer. And in other news, the sun rose in the east today and scientists predict that it will set in the west tonight."

Posted by: NR Pax at November 03, 2012 07:08 AM (96XCJ)

21 Koi btw, are delicious

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 03, 2012 07:09 AM (BAnPT)

22 What an idiot. Nothing says out of touch douchebag like a tweet about koi fish while this part of the country is getting close to riots in the streets over the shitty utilities and lack of gasoline. Here's an idea... fuck special gas blends that vary per state, allow gas from MA, PA, etc to come into our area, and allow competition between utilities so we're not relying on the same jackasses to take two weeks to restore power after every god damn storm, while bragging about how many thousands of unionized idiots they've hired (at double pay) to "help" by driving around aimlessly.

Posted by: Timin203 at November 03, 2012 07:09 AM (azmhu)

23 14 How many more hours till pointy elbows?

Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 11:07 AM (J8jzK)

Yeah! ... a mob may form soon ...

Posted by: and irresolute at November 03, 2012 07:09 AM (DBH1h)

24 I trust the horde will visit him this morning on twitter

Posted by: Thunderb at November 03, 2012 07:09 AM (Dnbau)

25

As much as I dislike Geraldo I can kind of relate to him on this one. I came home from a 4th of July trip to find my 75 gallon reef tank overheated with around $3k in dead fish and corals. Koi can cost in the tens of thousands of dollars. Besides the money there's a lot of time invested in the hobby.

 

He's still a dick though. If it was choice between my neighbors having no electricity and my reef tank I'd pick my neighbors in a heart beat.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at November 03, 2012 07:09 AM (eHwT1)

26

Number and names please, we will get the memorial sign made and shipped asap.

Posted by: PETA lady in CA at November 03, 2012 07:09 AM (7DtgX)

27 #11 Re:  Bloomberg turning down FEMA help:  rope, lamp post, some assembly required.  This may be literally true if the folks from Staten Island find out.

Posted by: rabidfox at November 03, 2012 07:09 AM (amI+u)

28 I would love to take all his pain away.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 03, 2012 07:09 AM (JDIKC)

29 Tailgating for football, what is this I read about Syria in the Golan Heights? Any details? Posted by: Doc at November 03, 2012 11:08 AM (1vgH1) Three Syrian tanks entered the buffer zone and Israel complained to the UN (WTFF?). http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4300606,00.html

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 07:10 AM (X3lox)

30 anyone know Bush 41's approvals right before the '92 election?

Posted by: soothsayer vindictus at November 03, 2012 07:10 AM (QYS54)

31 If you must eat your fellow New Yorkers please limit yourself to 16 ounce portions. And no salt.

Posted by: Hizzoner the midget at November 03, 2012 07:10 AM (/lO83)

32 He was on FNC with a retired general saying there was no way ANYBODY could have made it to Benghazi.

Posted by: Hostilian at November 03, 2012 07:10 AM (CAoA+)

33 Wonder if he realizes that- get this- fish can survive in water!

Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2012 07:10 AM (FcR7P)

34 the guy who is all upset about Romney talking about Benghazi like it's off limits? I feel sorry for the fish, him a whole bunches less.

Posted by: mallfly at November 03, 2012 07:11 AM (bJm7W)

35
But Geraldo called No Koi, I was only beneath the hard deck for a moment, it was open so I took the shot.

Posted by: Maverick at November 03, 2012 07:11 AM (PHb2k)

36 Such big-hearted leftist empathy of the "Am I my brother's keeper?" variety... #SleepsWithTheFishes

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 03, 2012 07:11 AM (cKyRT)

37 maybe someone should send him a bucket.

Posted by: mallfly at November 03, 2012 07:11 AM (bJm7W)

38 Once a douche, always a douche.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2012 07:12 AM (lTVJy)

39 Koi are Carp and Carp are notorious for surviving harsh conditions...I bet the dumb-ass doesn't even realize that you can buy 2 battery powered aerators to get the job done...

For 50 bucks (batteries included )

Posted by: AmericanDawg at November 03, 2012 07:13 AM (XIsD/)

40 I thought Koi were a form of carp.  Aren't carp somewhat hardy with respect to temperature?  Japan gets cold in the winter and that's where koi come from.

Posted by: rabidfox at November 03, 2012 07:13 AM (amI+u)

41

 

But what about his Koi mistress?

Posted by: NCC at November 03, 2012 07:13 AM (lDsmT)

42 Up the road from me there was a place that sold the outdoor water features and fish ponds. I was sitting at the traffic light across from their lot one day and saw a hawk power dive into their fish pond display and take off with one of their ornamental koi. I bet by the end of the day he had that thing cleaned out.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 03, 2012 07:13 AM (BF5Y9)

43 Sushi!

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 03, 2012 07:13 AM (jLiVY)

44 Wow, Jerry Rivers, you are indeed pathetic.

Posted by: Sassy at November 03, 2012 07:13 AM (OktDr)

45 He should have pollock in his pond.

Posted by: can't let go of old memes at November 03, 2012 07:13 AM (LNcaB)

46 Get a bucket Jerry, dip it in the water, pour from as high as you can to aerate the water.  Repeat.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 03, 2012 07:13 AM (QupBk)

47

33: Koi ponds are generally overstocked. The turning water is actually a way of adding oxygen to the water while the electric powered filter removes wasted. Without electricity the filter bacteria will die off which will create a chain reaction ending with the dead fish.

Experience level: 15 years in the aquarium hobby.

Geraldo is still a selfish dick.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at November 03, 2012 07:14 AM (eHwT1)

48 Is Jerry Rivers still sporting teh mighty porn stache? My fondest memory of Geraldo is when he revealed that he had boinked Bette Midler in Studio 54 bathroom. That was the moment I discovered the joy of brain bleach.

Posted by: kallisto at November 03, 2012 07:14 AM (jm/9g)

49 Here's an idea... fuck special gas blends that vary per state, allow gas from MA, PA, etc to come into our area And here I thought we in CA were the undisputed kings of retardation. Does Illinois also mandate a special blend?

Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2012 07:14 AM (FcR7P)

50 Don't trust anyone with a porn mustache. Well, except Bolton.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 03, 2012 07:14 AM (jLiVY)

51 I'M COMIN' OVER TO EAT THE MOFO's!!!

Posted by: Crazy Old Dem Lady at November 03, 2012 07:14 AM (CfGGV)

52 Idiot. Koi don't need that much air, especially in the fall. One of the respondents on his Twitter feed noted that he could just blow into one of the tubes every now and then. I suspect Geraldo's blown into a lot of tubes--so it should be a familiar motion for him.

Posted by: Palandine at November 03, 2012 07:15 AM (g7D8V)

53 42 Up the road from me there was a place that sold the outdoor water features and fish ponds. I was sitting at the traffic light across from their lot one day and saw a hawk power dive into their fish pond display and take off with one of their ornamental koi. I bet by the end of the day he had that thing cleaned out.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 03, 2012 11:13 AM (BF5Y9)


Hilarious! Article in the paper a day or two later:

Authorities on look out for fish thief

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 03, 2012 07:15 AM (BuSM8)

54 They're goddamn carps. Fuck them.

Posted by: Kaitian at November 03, 2012 07:15 AM (1sDtj)

55

And this dickhead is whining about his Koi fish. How about helping your neighbors, Geraldo?

 

The Koi are the only friends he has.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, with laptop dead at November 03, 2012 07:15 AM (lOmbq)

56 How 'bout a fish fry?

Posted by: TOF at November 03, 2012 07:16 AM (2Aw0E)

57 "50 Don't trust anyone with a porn mustache. Well, except Bolton." Bolton doesn't have a porn mustache though. Have you actually looked closer? It's a freaking forest in there.

Posted by: Kaitian at November 03, 2012 07:16 AM (1sDtj)

58 Notice he wants you all to know how hard he has been working too. What an ass.

Posted by: Dave S. at November 03, 2012 07:16 AM (UvR6d)

59 Koi fry!

Posted by: Free2Smooze at November 03, 2012 07:16 AM (LyrWf)

60 Come on, be sympathetic to the Koi. They have to hang around Geraldo all the time!

Posted by: taylork at November 03, 2012 07:16 AM (ppNDn)

61 They're fucking carp. Colorful carp, but carp.
They'll <s>survive</s> thrive in near frozen mud.

Idiot.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at November 03, 2012 07:16 AM (Qxdfp)

62 "The Koi are the only friends he has." That tolerates him, yep.

Posted by: Kaitian at November 03, 2012 07:16 AM (1sDtj)

63
# 39:

Koi are Carp and Carp are notorious for surviving harsh conditions...I bet the dumb-ass doesn't even realize that you can buy 2 battery powered aerators to get the job done...

Or he could just sit in the pool, and fart.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 03, 2012 07:17 AM (L7hol)

64 You all fell for it.

Posted by: dtih at November 03, 2012 07:17 AM (MVFXu)

65 Bad mood this morning....fuck him and his koi pond.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 03, 2012 07:17 AM (A1qjF)

66 AGh!
sock and [ not <

Too early.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 03, 2012 07:17 AM (Qxdfp)

67 ¡Pobrecito!

Posted by: Fox2! at November 03, 2012 07:17 AM (1Qpmy)

68 He's a reporter. You could sell him Magic Oxygen Pills from an Alka-Seltzer bottle for $20,000. "See the bubbles, Gerry? They're working..."

Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2012 07:17 AM (FcR7P)

69 That's nothing. You should see his tweets when he's caught short without a tampon.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at November 03, 2012 07:18 AM (AZGON)

70 Don't worry everyone. I took care of it. I told him how to take care of his fish. These pampered rich people just don't get it. You can freeze fish. They won't taste "fresh caught", but they'll still taste good.

Posted by: Bets at November 03, 2012 07:18 AM (PKN7I)

71 I have a recipe for Jerry.

Take a nice thick carp filet and place it on a piece of cardboard. Cover it on both sides with melted butter and scatter it with caramelized onions. Sprinkle the carp with plenty of salt and pepper. Bake it in the oven for 25 minutes at 350 degrees. Remove it from the oven, throw away the carp, and eat the cardboard."\

Posted by: huerfano at November 03, 2012 07:19 AM (bAGA/)

72 My Granddaddy called carp bugle mouth bass. You can eat them you just have to cut out the mud vein.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 03, 2012 07:20 AM (3Y7RV)

73 GeraldosKoi is my new safe word. @GeraldosKoi would be a great twitter account...if I had the time.

Posted by: Sinalco at November 03, 2012 07:20 AM (INyZp)

74 31st commenter: ding, ding, ding, we have a winner! Not so much for the comment, as for the sock. Bloomberg definitely has a Napoleonic complex!

Posted by: Marybeth at November 03, 2012 07:20 AM (mWijP)

75 I just told my wife that if something like that happened here, somebody would buy a generator, somebody would buy some gasoline, and somebody would buy some extension cords in our neighborhood.

Do I live in an odd neighborhood, or do other people not get what "banding together" means?

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 03, 2012 07:20 AM (Qxe/p)

76 LOLOLOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShdiYQ1EHvA&hd=1

LOLOLOLOL

Please liberals, tell me again how Obama thinks he's winning an Mitt is scrambling to find a path to 270

Posted by: bigpale at November 03, 2012 07:20 AM (dUEIg)

77

Ya know it's funny, this guy makes more money in a day than I make in a year more than likely.  He had how many days to prepare.  He always acts as though he is this great know it all.  Why the hell did he not have a generator.  He has more means to prepare than most all of us, hell he could of had one of his assitants 2 weeks ago get one for him.  I completely understand why most people don't have one.  But when you can write a check for just about anything ya want......don't frickin whine when all of a sudden yer fish pond needs power.

My thoughts and prayers go out to those in the hard hit areas that have much more to worry about than a Koi Pond.......Though I think there maybe a good chance of a fish fry at Geraldo's if he can't find that generator, show up early though!

Posted by: a175darby at November 03, 2012 07:21 AM (+l3Xo)

78 #Firstworldissues

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at November 03, 2012 07:21 AM (DGIjM)

79 #Firstworldissues Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at November 03, 2012 11:21 AM (DGIjM) Says it all.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 03, 2012 07:22 AM (3Y7RV)

80 @35 You took it... and broke a major rule of engagement!

Posted by: Viper at November 03, 2012 07:22 AM (wLYUZ)

81 LOL #6.. thread winner.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 03, 2012 07:23 AM (1hNQS)

82 Filet the fish!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry Or SubMitt at November 03, 2012 07:23 AM (kHsLK)

83 It's a sad, sad morning when you wake up to Geraldo's- Koi Tits Up!

Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 07:23 AM (r2PLg)

84 Posted by: a175darby at November 03, 2012 11:21 AM (+l3Xo)

Bill O'Reilly said as much last night on his show.
He called himself stupid and recommended his viewers not follow his lead.

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 03, 2012 07:24 AM (Qxe/p)

85 Fry the Fish!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry Or SubMitt at November 03, 2012 07:24 AM (kHsLK)

86 Geraldo--\ Get a straw--and start blowing.

Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 07:24 AM (r2PLg)

87 Why the hell did he not have a generator. He has more means to prepare than most all of us I want to know what kind of out-of-touch 1%-er has a barbecue that uses a generator. Mine just needs a match.

Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2012 07:24 AM (FcR7P)

88 I think he had five koi. One for each of his wives. The bottom-feeding carp is a symbol of his marriages.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at November 03, 2012 07:24 AM (AZGON)

89 Fu.K the Fish?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry Or SubMitt at November 03, 2012 07:24 AM (kHsLK)

90 I believe the koi will hibernate at the bottom of the pool if it gets too cold for them. Idiot.

Posted by: Elizabethe custard/longbow at November 03, 2012 07:26 AM (8C83h)

91 I was just driving along the main drag through town. It's an 8-lane divided road and there was a clear stretch ahead of me... and I noticed an Obama yard sign lying in the middle of the road ahead.

I cut across 2 lanes just to run over it. A nearby motorist saw the whole thing, honked to get my attention, and when I looked he was laughing hard and giving me the thumbs up.

Posted by: weew at November 03, 2012 07:26 AM (ElfHn)

92 #5 was hilarious...

Posted by: RobM1981 at November 03, 2012 07:27 AM (2ZGS7)

93 @76: The whiny bitch comments from libs on that video say it all really.  Not that a few dozen Morons couldn't go over there and say more, of course.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2012 07:28 AM (OevbG)

94 Next thing you know, he'll be lamenting the fact that he's out of coffee filters.

The horror!

Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 07:28 AM (J8jzK)

95 76 ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShdiYQ1EHvAhd=1
...
Posted by: bigpale at November 03, 2012 11:20 AM (dUEIg)

WOW.
That one even grabbed me.

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 03, 2012 07:28 AM (Qxe/p)

96 I know Romney is going to win but I will be worried sick every day for the next 4 years that someone will want "revenge" if you catch my drift.  Will be praying every night God keeps him safe.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 03, 2012 07:28 AM (1hNQS)

97

Gawd make it stop.  Just saw a Colin Powell commercial for TFG now Charlie Rangle is on. 

 

Can't wait for Wed.

Posted by: Infidel at November 03, 2012 07:28 AM (prnik)

98 I hope a hungry Hobo eats his fish and steals his generator! Hobos for Whorealdo!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry Or SubMitt at November 03, 2012 07:28 AM (kHsLK)

99 94 Next thing you know, he'll be lamenting the fact that he's out of coffee filters. The horror! Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 11:28 AM (J8jzK) Use the wifes panties, gives you an earthy flavor.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 03, 2012 07:29 AM (3Y7RV)

100

Can we round of 90% of our sad joke hack media and have cover them with tar and feathers?

 

 

Posted by: Fresh at November 03, 2012 07:29 AM (O7ksG)

101 weew... omg that is hilarious!!

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 03, 2012 07:29 AM (1hNQS)

102 Get a cat.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at November 03, 2012 07:29 AM (b4W5O)

103 I wonder if he can get his hands on some of that sweet sweet FEMA tartar sauce instead...

Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 07:30 AM (J8jzK)

104 BCochran was firing off some hilarious tweets last night in response to Geraldo's tweet that we all owe the POTUS an apology for calling him a murderer.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 07:31 AM (piMMO)

105 103 I wonder if he can get his hands on some of that sweet sweet FEMA tartar sauce instead... Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 11:30 AM (J8jzK) I remember in the 70's they would hand out big blocks of Gov. Cheese. I wonder what happened to that?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 03, 2012 07:31 AM (3Y7RV)

106 @GeraldoRivera 1st day off without makeup, saw myself reflected in koi pond, thought someone put a kraken on there, lol

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at November 03, 2012 07:32 AM (AZGON)

107 106 @GeraldoRivera 1st day off without makeup, saw myself reflected in koi pond, thought someone put a kraken on there, lol Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at November 03, 2012 11:32 AM (AZGON) Good one, LOL.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 03, 2012 07:32 AM (3Y7RV)

108 C'mon OSP--anybody who watched Food Network knows that you're not supposed to combine cheese and seafood!

Only heathens in flyover country would do that...

Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 07:33 AM (J8jzK)

109 Yeah, koi are just big goldfish. In my shallow ponds they freeze into a block of ice during the winter, then recover in spring. Aerate them? Screw 'em, they'll come up to the surface if they need air.

Here's hoping he buys the last generator in the store five minutes before some little old lady comes in to buy one to heat her home. Because even though we're still counting the bodies and it ain't over, I know he'd want it that way.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at November 03, 2012 07:33 AM (feFL6)

110 It'd be sweet if this finally ended his rancid career, but that's what's wrong with twitter.  You can crap all over the place and take it back later (if you're  lib) .  My girlfriend is more sophisticated than that....

Posted by: M. Murcek at November 03, 2012 07:34 AM (GJUgF)

111 Halp! Us Geraldo!

Posted by: Geraldos' Koi at November 03, 2012 07:34 AM (r2PLg)

112

People are hungry, Geraldo.  Koi fillets for everyone!

 

Meanwhile, Bill Maher says black people know who the Romney supporters are and will come after us. I would so love to kick that guy's azz too.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2012 07:34 AM (1Y+hH)

113 He should've gotten a pond full of piranhas.  Not as hearty as Koi, but more fun to feed. 

Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 07:34 AM (J8jzK)

114 Geraldo as traumatized by 9/11, when his favorite cappuccino place at the World Trade Center was destroyed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 03, 2012 07:35 AM (pwyhn)

115 Well... there's one hole in his emergency planning that he neglected to think about.

Posted by: chaz at November 03, 2012 07:36 AM (pRTlO)

116 Haaaaalllp !! Soon our IQs will be as low as yours!!

Posted by: Geraldos' Koi at November 03, 2012 07:36 AM (r2PLg)

117 Heh, My wife's grandmother got the Gov. Cheese and my MiL would use it to make homemade macaroni and cheese--it kicked ass.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 03, 2012 07:36 AM (BF5Y9)

118

Generators? Geraldo is blowing the opportunity to reduce his carbon footprint.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at November 03, 2012 07:36 AM (pw5z2)

119 Well I can't top what's already been said about GR. On a personal note, we lost our beloved lab 1 year ago today. I still miss that lovable beast something fierce. He took a piece of my heart with him.

Posted by: macintx at November 03, 2012 07:36 AM (teREJ)

120 I'm sorry. I don't mean to bitch but, CAC, if you're here....

53 emails in 14 hours is more than a little out of hand, particularly when one must read those emails only to find that most don't even apply to them.

This is crazy.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 07:36 AM (piMMO)

121 I like koi. Unfortunately, too many of my neighbors have killed theirs due to neglect. If you've got a koi pond, it provides endless entertainment for the dog.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 03, 2012 07:36 AM (Lom3Z)

122 @GeraldoRivera 1st day off w/o personal assistant, scrambling to find flashlight, my ass and both hands, lol

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at November 03, 2012 07:36 AM (AZGON)

123 108 C'mon OSP--anybody who watched Food Network knows that you're not supposed to combine cheese and seafood! Only heathens in flyover country would do that... Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 11:33 AM (J8jzK) Well then Mr Fancy pants, I guess someone forgot to tell Ronald MFn McDonald, he's been putting cheese on fish, at least it's supposed to be fish, for decades and has sold a few billion of them. But then again, what the heck does he know, he's a Clown.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 03, 2012 07:37 AM (3Y7RV)

124 Heh, My wife's grandmother got the Gov. Cheese and my MiL would use it to make homemade macaroni and cheese--it kicked ass.


****

For a short time in the 70s, my grandparents did the same.

Truly the best cheese I've ever eaten.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 07:37 AM (piMMO)

125 Jeff Emanuel @jeffemanuel Rasmussen predicts Romney win bit.ly/TrGYeL More importantly, so does Barone bit.ly/X7fi6g

Posted by: Evilpens at November 03, 2012 07:37 AM (ck76k)

126 Wait, so the guy who travels to hurricanes so he can be on TV standing in rain/gale force winds while telling us that the locals seem to have been unprepared...didn't go buy a portable generator 10 days ago?

Posted by: fly at November 03, 2012 07:38 AM (ynKDK)

127 This is an interesting tweet from Geraldo's Twitter. "Greg Howard ‏@GregWHoward Maybe one day, I'll record my son telling the story of Geraldo Rivera in Haiti and how he treats the troops off camera @FoxNews #tcot" And old Geraldo is really taking it up the squeakhole on his twitter page.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 03, 2012 07:38 AM (jLiVY)

128 Om Twitchy they just did another compilation of "Imma riot if Romney wins" tweets.

I suspect that 95% of those keyboard commandos lack the stones to try anything.

Having said that, forewarned is forearmed, just like it was with Sandy. I encourage people to fill up their gas tanks and do some basic preps ahead of Tuesday. If nothing happens, you're prepared for the next power outage, ice storm, etc.

Posted by: Palandine at November 03, 2012 07:38 AM (g7D8V)

129 Meanwhile, Bill Maher says black people know who the Romney supporters are and will come after us.I would so love to kick that guy's azz too.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2012 11:34 AM (1Y+hH)

One can hope can't one? Free Zimmerman!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry Or SubMitt at November 03, 2012 07:39 AM (kHsLK)

130 119 Well I can't top what's already been said about GR. On a personal note, we lost our beloved lab 1 year ago today. I still miss that lovable beast something fierce. He took a piece of my heart with him. Posted by: macintx at November 03, 2012 11:36 AM (teREJ) I'm sorry. Seems we get over the death of humans sometimes quicker than dogs.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 03, 2012 07:39 AM (3Y7RV)

131 Well I can't top what's already been said about GR.

On a personal note, we lost our beloved lab 1 year ago today. I still miss that lovable beast something fierce. He took a piece of my heart with him.


****

Here's my favorite tweet from BC last night:

Tell you what, you and O can have my apology, if you can find it. It's in Capone's vault.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 07:39 AM (piMMO)

132

Heh, My wife's grandmother got the Gov. Cheese and my MiL would use it to make homemade macaroni and cheese--it kicked ass.

 

My Mom loved that stuff too. Of course, she couldn't cook, so she'd just slice it for  crackers.

 

I called it "Not   'cho   cheese." She never got the joke.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, with laptop dead at November 03, 2012 07:39 AM (lOmbq)

133 Holy crap, just watching Fox, Carl Cameron reporting from an Obama campaign stop in Ohio. Looked like a high school gym, to say it was not quite at capacity would be pretty generous.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 03, 2012 07:39 AM (JxXAE)

134 macintex.. so sorry.  I have been through it and it really does suck.  They really do become a part of our family.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 03, 2012 07:39 AM (1hNQS)

135 Gerry, Gerry, here is a solution for you Koi fish. Find several  1 x 6 X 10 pine boards. Fillet the fish place them on the board, lightly salt, add garlic, bake in oven at 350 deg for 20 min. Remove from oven, throw away the fish and eat the board, you twit.

Posted by: Buffalobob at November 03, 2012 07:40 AM (x+7qA)

136 >>>> C'mon OSP--anybody who watched Food Network knows that you're not supposed to combine cheese and seafood!<<<<<

It ain't a fish fry without the cheese grits and hushpuppies.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 03, 2012 07:40 AM (BF5Y9)

137 HELP PLEASE!! FRANTICALY SEARCHING FOR A GENERATOR SO THAT THE CHEESE IN MY ELECTRIC FONDUE POT DOESN'T CONGEAL. OH PITY ME!

Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at November 03, 2012 07:40 AM (Kkt/i)

138 Yeah, first thing I thought of was the McFish sandie. Half slice of cheese on the fish.  And if you really want to be unsophisticated, ask for it with ketchup instead of tartar sauce.


Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 07:41 AM (J8jzK)

139 If you've got a koi pond, it provides endless entertainment for the dog.

And the occasional tasty meal for raccoons. That's why I buy .10 a piece goldfish. After a couple years they get pretty big... then a passing raccoon comes through and devours them all. Every single one.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at November 03, 2012 07:41 AM (feFL6)

140 It ain't a fish fry without the cheese grits and hushpuppies. Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 03, 2012 11:40 AM (BF5Y9) Ya'll see that comment right there? Bare witness to a truly cultured human being.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 03, 2012 07:41 AM (3Y7RV)

141 I encourage people to fill up their gas tanks and do some basic preps ahead of Tuesday. If nothing happens, you're prepared for the next power outage, ice storm, etc.

Posted by: Palandine at November 03, 2012 11:38 AM (g7D8V)


Ah Ammo?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry Or SubMitt at November 03, 2012 07:42 AM (kHsLK)

142 YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH,  YOU BASTARD!  HURRY!!!

Posted by: The Koi Fish in Geraldo's Koi Fish Pond at November 03, 2012 07:42 AM (R18D0)

143 Koi Fil-A!

Posted by: CarolT at November 03, 2012 07:43 AM (z4WKX)

144 Ah Ammo? Posted by: ConcealedKerry Or SubMitt at November 03, 2012 11:42 AM (kHsLK) Askin a ron if He/She has Ammo is sort of like askin if they remembered to breath. But you are correct.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 03, 2012 07:43 AM (3Y7RV)

145 @141, where the law allows. My Mossberg 500 is going to be close at hand on election night. It's too bad I lost all my other guns in a tragic boating accident.

Posted by: Palandine at November 03, 2012 07:43 AM (g7D8V)

146 Jamie Oliver has a great recipe for cod broiled with mozzarella, cherry tomatoes and basil. It's yummy.

Posted by: Elizabethe custard/longbow at November 03, 2012 07:43 AM (8C83h)

147 139 If you've got a koi pond, it provides endless entertainment for the dog.

And the occasional tasty meal for raccoons. That's why I buy .10 a piece goldfish. After a couple years they get pretty big... then a passing raccoon comes through and devours them all. Every single one.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 03, 2012 11:41 AM (feFL6)

I entered a carp shoot (archery) one year.
Got about 130 pounds of them (3rd place)

Chopped them up and plowed them into my garden -- BIG mistake.
I couldn't plant anything because of the Raccoons.

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 03, 2012 07:44 AM (Qxe/p)

148 So. Fish fry at Geraldo's?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 03, 2012 07:44 AM (SP4jC)

149

It ain't a fish fry without the cheese grits and hushpuppies.

 

For added culture, try it for breakfast.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, with laptop dead at November 03, 2012 07:44 AM (lOmbq)

150 Meanwhile, Bill Maher says black people know who the
Romney supporters are and will come after us


I don't think Ghetto Blaster means to
Maher what it means to me!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry Or SubMitt at November 03, 2012 07:45 AM (kHsLK)

151 For added culture, try it for breakfast. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, with laptop dead at November 03, 2012 11:44 AM (lOmbq) And Mrs. Salor wonders why I don't go anywhere else.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 03, 2012 07:46 AM (3Y7RV)

152

It's too bad I lost all my other guns in a tragic boating accident.

 

Fishing with Fredo?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, with laptop dead at November 03, 2012 07:46 AM (lOmbq)

153 @GeraldoRivera 1st day off without koi, threw Shep Smith into pond, mistook him for frog, lol

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at November 03, 2012 07:46 AM (AZGON)

154 @138  I always hold the tarter and add the ketchup!

Posted by: a175darby at November 03, 2012 07:47 AM (+l3Xo)

155 So. Fish fry at Geraldo's?

Sure carjack a Fisker and we can kill two birds with one stone. Most people use water to put out a fire, with a Fisker it's the other way around.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at November 03, 2012 07:47 AM (feFL6)

156 So Romney is in Ohio and gets 30,000 supporters standing in line for hours in the cold on a Friday night.

And Ofucktard can't even fill a high school gym?

Like the Motels said back in the 80s-- Take the 'L' out of lover, and it's OVER...


Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 07:47 AM (J8jzK)

157 It's too bad I lost all my other guns in a tragic boating accident. WTF, where you running them between Texas and South America.? This has the beginnings of a great ron story, do tell.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 03, 2012 07:47 AM (3Y7RV)

158 German Neo-Nazi turned jihadist who went to fight in Afghanistan admits he made a 'big mistake' after wife misses supermarkets and her mobile phone http://goo.gl/A6QQM

Posted by: Walkers! at November 03, 2012 07:48 AM (Lom3Z)

159 It's too bad I lost all my other guns in a tragic boating accident.

Lost mine too after cleanin em last night, they might turn up tho just not sure where they are right this minute!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry Or SubMitt at November 03, 2012 07:48 AM (kHsLK)

160 Yesterday, I had a talk with the mailroom supervisor at work, who happens to be that rarest of birds - a black conservative. (He had Limbaugh on the radio when I stopped by his office.) We talked about the election. He said fears of blacks rioting if Obama loses are way overblown. He said that even though his relatives and friends have been brainwashed to vote D, they haven't been terribly happy with Obama. They thought great things would happen when he was elected and their situation is no better, it's worse. He doesn't think JEF inspires enough passion in them to create massive rage if he loses. Of course, that's only the perspective of one man. But I hope he's right.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 03, 2012 07:50 AM (7OHl8)

161 91-That is hilarious. When I see Obama and Warren bumper stickers on cars, I try hard to get ned to them, I love if I we're at a red light. I drive with my left hand and keep right on top of the steering wheel, then I start tapping my middle finger up and down. Woman n on Friday saw it but didn't know what to make of it, she kept staring at me. I do this on way to work in Boston. There are lots of Scott Brown signs around, I don' see any Warren signs, only bumper stickers. I see no lawn signs for Romney or Obama. I parked next to a car two weeks ago that had Romney/Ryan rally sign in back near rear windshield. I thought it was great idea, i ordered on and have in my car now.

Posted by: CarolT at November 03, 2012 07:51 AM (z4WKX)

162 Can I get me some fishin' license here?

Posted by: John Kerry at November 03, 2012 07:51 AM (IoNBC)

163 One night a few years back I got a little drunk and the neibors dog wouldn't stop barking so I walked outside Screamed "WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP" blew one off in the air and scared the hell out of my neighbors. Weny inside to hide the 9mm. Forgot where I hid it, found it a year later when I was moving. My neigbors were cool and didn't call the cops. The Dog never did shut up.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 03, 2012 07:52 AM (3Y7RV)

164

Posted by: ConcealedKerry Or SubMitt at November 03, 2012 11:45 AM (kHsLK)

___

 

Oh another freak hiding behind his Violent Black Brothers a la Fugly Bernhard who threatened Palin with gang rape by her four Black Rapey Brothers.

Posted by: kallisto at November 03, 2012 07:52 AM (jm/9g)

165 He still hasn't apologized to me for the Capone's Vault debacle.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at November 03, 2012 07:52 AM (ndlFj)

166 This is why price-gouging is good. Supposed Home Depot has 4 generators in a flood hit area. If they keep the price at the “normal” level, some idiot with a koi pond who happens to get in line first, gets a generator. If you let prices rise, not only will more generators be sent to the area immediately by the price signal, you also have a rationing system based on actual need. See, if the price goes up 10 times, suddenly the koi pond owner decides to let the koi die, while the ice cream warehouse is more than willing to pay top dollar. Thus the free market signals not only will drag more generators where they are needed, but they also ration limited product in a fairly rational way. Yes, some super rich guy could buy a generator to save his koi over the ice cream warehouse owner, but that will not happen often, and far less often then when its rationed by first come first serve.

Posted by: Sexypig at November 03, 2012 07:52 AM (UjFmF)

167 After ditching her family, Occupy mom snags $85K in divorce http://goo.gl/szf9W After she blows through the money, she'll probably try coming back. She should get a job.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 03, 2012 07:53 AM (Lom3Z)

168 People are hungry, Geraldo. Koi fillets for everyone! Meanwhile, Bill Maher says black people know who the Romney supporters are and will come after us.I would so love to kick that guy's azz too. Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2012 11:34 AM (1Y+hH) So Bill thinks that blacks are to be ordered around to do his dirty work for him? Noted.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2012 07:53 AM (rzSn3)

169  WTF is he talking about?  I can't get my koi to just die already.

Anybody want a irritable, expensive, malodorous ten-inch poop machine?   Anybody....?

Posted by: Gem at November 03, 2012 07:54 AM (zw+pb)

170 Oh another freak hiding behind his Violent Black Brothers a la Fugly Bernhard who threatened Palin with gang rape by her four Black Rapey Brothers. Posted by: kallisto at November 03, 2012 11:52 AM (jm/9g) I wish he would try to fuck with her. Todd would feed him to the Bears, one piece at a time.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 03, 2012 07:54 AM (3Y7RV)

171 Carp!  When Romney wins if they do riot in my area...lol...they will probly head my way....I have the only election sign on my street, it's been there for 5 days now...no problems.  Could they being leaving it up as a rallying point to kick things off Wed. morning.  Hmmm I have neighbor that hasn't returned some tools he borrowed a year back, I think Wed. around 1 am I will move it to his yard!

Posted by: a175darby at November 03, 2012 07:54 AM (+l3Xo)

172 Mercy is for the weak!  FINISH US!

Posted by: The Cobra Koi at November 03, 2012 07:55 AM (h25fc)

173 And I'm not talking about Bill Maher.

Posted by: Gem at November 03, 2012 07:55 AM (zw+pb)

174 If you've got a koi pond, it provides endless entertainment for the dog. And the occasional tasty meal for raccoons. That's why I buy .10 a piece goldfish. After a couple years they get pretty big... then a passing raccoon comes through and devours them all. Every single one. Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 03, 2012 11:41 AM (feFL6) My brother had an outdoor fish pond and was losing some to cats, he put in some overhangs and rock caves for them to hide in and that helped a lot. Maybe a 'coon would still get them all, but this gives them a chance.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2012 07:56 AM (rzSn3)

175 I wish he would try to fuck with her. Todd would feed him to the Bears, one piece at a time. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 03, 2012 11:54 AM (3Y7RV) Forget that, Sarah would bitch-slap him herself. Or have one of the smaller kids do it, like weekly chores.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2012 07:58 AM (rzSn3)

176

No need to be Koi, Roy. 

Just listen to me.

Posted by: Paul Simon at November 03, 2012 07:58 AM (clXBm)

177 If the motherfucker gets hungry, I hear Koi fish grill up really good.  just put ona stick over a small fire for 10-15 minutes

Posted by: jb at November 03, 2012 07:58 AM (5ADJx)

178

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2012 11:53 AM (rzSn3)

___

It's just another example of the left's condescending and patronizing attitude toward people of color. IN their world, Blacks are only good for voting straight dem, making them laugh (Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle), and aggravated assault.

Posted by: kallisto at November 03, 2012 07:58 AM (jm/9g)

179 Drop in at Geraldo's twitter page to see the ass-whooping he's taking over there.

https://twitter.com/GeraldoRivera

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 07:58 AM (piMMO)

180 Forget that, Sarah would bitch-slap him herself. Or have one of the smaller kids do it, like weekly chores. Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2012 11:58 AM (rzSn3) Ok, that'll work.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 03, 2012 07:58 AM (3Y7RV)

181 As far as I can tell, black obama supporters have been coming after us for years. I don't remember things such as flash mobs or knock out games before obama got elected.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 03, 2012 07:59 AM (Lom3Z)

182 This has to be a joke tweet.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 03, 2012 08:00 AM (uhAkr)

183

 

basically a Koi is a giant Carp

Posted by: kj at November 03, 2012 08:01 AM (AW9md)

184 Can someone please C@ckpunch this @$$hat!

Posted by: Gregles at November 03, 2012 08:01 AM (BHM5V)

185 I have not given up hope that Jerry will get the tip of his handlebar stashe caught in his car window while running his yap and break his neck.

When he and OReally get together in the FOX studio they represent the 2 biggest piles of overpaid horse manure per square foot in TV history.
 

Posted by: ontherocks at November 03, 2012 08:02 AM (aZ6ew)

186 Time for me to get busy and do something productive today.


You Morons have fun and play nice with each other.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 03, 2012 08:02 AM (BF5Y9)

187 You are being grossly unfair to dicks and heads, your fine is in the mail.

Posted by: Fairness police. at November 03, 2012 08:03 AM (OKgOW)

188 A resourceful Hispanic would procure some tortillas, lemons, onions, and cilantro and make ceviche.

Posted by: Fritz at November 03, 2012 08:05 AM (/ZZCn)

189 Great news Jerry found his generator and is bragging about it ...

Posted by: AmericanDawg at November 03, 2012 08:05 AM (XIsD/)

190 This has to be a joke tweet.


***

No. It isn't. It's right in line with the level of self-absorption and ignorance displayed in his other tweets:

You owe the POTUS an apology.

GOP bloodlust

Issa not seeking truth

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 08:06 AM (piMMO)

191 I don't remember things such as flash mobs or knock out games before obama got elected.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 03, 2012 11:59 AM (Lom3Z)

Obama phones? Give that hood an Obamaphone and.......?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry Or SubMitt at November 03, 2012 08:06 AM (kHsLK)

192 I love fish tacos!

Posted by: Walkers! at November 03, 2012 08:06 AM (Lom3Z)

193 Look up "ignorant fuckstick" in the dictionary and there will be a picture of geraldo.

Look up "douchetool" and it will tell you "see ignorant fuckstick"

Posted by: Berserker at November 03, 2012 08:06 AM (FMbng)

194 This has the beginnings of a great ron story, do tell. It's a common refrain on gun boards in acknowledgement that big sis is watching.

Posted by: flounder at November 03, 2012 08:07 AM (Kkt/i)

195 When he and OReally get together in the FOX studio they represent the 2 biggest piles of overpaid horse manure per square foot in TV history.

Posted by: ontherocks at November 03, 2012 12:02 PM (aZ6ew)


Please add insHannity for a threesome!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry Or SubMitt at November 03, 2012 08:08 AM (kHsLK)

196
Allright, here's my wife's koi tat bitches.


http://tinyurl.com/b6tvaz4



Posted by: Hillraldo Rivera at November 03, 2012 08:08 AM (lDWQr)

197 Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at November 03, 2012 11:09 AM (eHwT1) If he was going to do it, he never should have tweated it. No self awareness.

Posted by: madamex at November 03, 2012 08:11 AM (+kvQd)

198 I actually ran into Jerry Rivers in person one day. He's pint size. The koi in his pond, that he's so desperate to save, could probably kick his ass.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at November 03, 2012 08:11 AM (feFL6)

199 There must be a generator in Al Capone's vault.

Posted by: Gerry at November 03, 2012 08:12 AM (FhY2P)

200 Maybe the folks dumpster diving for food could keep an eye out for a generator for Gerald's fish. I , mean hey are digging thru here anyway

Posted by: Brian at November 03, 2012 08:12 AM (dpU+d)

201 My twitter feed was hacked.

Posted by: Jerry Rivers at November 03, 2012 08:13 AM (wUFaM)

202 When he and OReally get together in the FOX studio they represent the 2 biggest piles of overpaid horse manure per square foot in TV history.


***

Then you missed BOR last night because he, too, has had enough of Gerlado's BS.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 08:16 AM (piMMO)

203

I'm not being koi when I say I sleep with the fishes.

Posted by: Zombie Luca Brasi at November 03, 2012 08:16 AM (Q2wni)

204 >>Then you missed BOR last night because he, too, has had enough of Gerlado's BS.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 12:16 PM (piMMO)



I didn't see OReally, but to say that I missed him would be a SCOAMF iykwimaityd.

Posted by: ontherocks at November 03, 2012 08:21 AM (aZ6ew)

205 Isn't it getting cold in NYC? And they are lucky it hasn't rained.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 03, 2012 08:23 AM (Lom3Z)

206 Then you missed BOR last night because he, too, has had enough of Gerlado's BS. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 12:16 PM (piMMO) O'Reilly called Tyrone Woods' dad "irrational": Rivera: Obama has been “absolutely slandered on this story. He’s been called a liar and a murderer.” O'Reilly: ” — not by anybody here and not by rational people”. which was beyond infuriating. I remembered why I hadn't tuned that show in for almost two years. I've only been monitoring Fox a little bit lately for campaign coverage and to see Hannity now and then.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 08:24 AM (X3lox)

207 Posted by: Walkers! at November 03, 2012 12:23 PM (Lom3Z) \ http://tinyurl.com/arkw8jp Accuweather.com forecast for NYC

Posted by: Evilpens at November 03, 2012 08:25 AM (ck76k)

208 http://tinyurl.com/bspqzzf Former Hillary aide backs Romney BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM?

Posted by: Evilpens at November 03, 2012 08:26 AM (ck76k)

209 "I would like to koi him right into his pond."
Grandma in front of NOLA Civic's Center who had baby snatched from arms by Gerry Rivera, September 2005.

Posted by: Hunchback Buhrock at November 03, 2012 08:27 AM (baL2B)

210 Starving people on Staten Island would love to help him out

Posted by: phoenixgirlphxazgirl at November 03, 2012 08:27 AM (Ho2rs)

211 D.M. Hawkins @HawkinsUSA "Intimate" MT: @PounderFile: Obama has 4,000 people in Cleveland area this morning. Same event before '08 election had 80,000 people.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 03, 2012 08:28 AM (ck76k)

212 Perhaps Geraldo should sacrifice himself for his koi to keep them warm.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 03, 2012 08:28 AM (baL2B)

213 >>Rivera: Obama has been “absolutely slandered on this story. He’s been called a liar and a murderer.”




I'm going to have to look up slander to see if it has more than one meaning, otherwise Jerry should have added the word "and" between those to unrelated sentences.

Posted by: ontherocks at November 03, 2012 08:31 AM (aZ6ew)

214
O'Reilly called Tyrone Woods' dad "irrational":


***

How the hell did I miss that?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 08:31 AM (piMMO)

215 Gotta go to bed kids.
Extra hour of work on the Vampire Shift tonight.

latah macatah

Posted by: ontherocks at November 03, 2012 08:33 AM (aZ6ew)

216
“We’ve provided lists of poll sites to local utilities, and some of the voting machines do have battery backup,” New York State Board of Elections spokesman Tom Connolly said. “We are also planning to get generators to polling sites, but it’s not like we have an unlimited supply of generators.”

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at November 03, 2012 08:36 AM (feFL6)

217 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 12:31 PM (piMMO) You're smart like me & avoid him like the Plague ???

Posted by: Evilpens at November 03, 2012 08:37 AM (ck76k)

218 D.M. Hawkins @HawkinsUSA
"Intimate" MT: @PounderFile: Obama has 4,000 people in Cleveland area this morning. Same event before '08 election had 80,000 people.

Not even 5000 Union Hacks in this area to show up? Its Over! Dueling campaigns in Dubuque IA today, love to see the difference, but eastern IA, thinks its Chicagos step brutha!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry Or SubMitt at November 03, 2012 08:38 AM (0HdDq)

219 Let them eat KOI

Posted by: izoneguy at November 03, 2012 08:44 AM (oKH8p)

220 Wow. Some guy is flipping out on Ace on twitter.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 03, 2012 08:47 AM (Lom3Z)

221 Race relation champion Bill Maher said some rather interesting.
http://tinyurl.com/cz9mt5e

Posted by: YIKES! at November 03, 2012 08:48 AM (1PE/J)

222

Geraldo Rivera shouldo que have preparedo bettero. Yo soy alreadyo tengo un generator para mi fancyo dorito fish.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 03, 2012 08:49 AM (rzTDZ)

223 something

Posted by: YIKES! at November 03, 2012 08:49 AM (1PE/J)

224 How the hell did I miss that?! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 12:31 PM (piMMO) Yeah ... Bill slipped it in indirectly (and I shouldn't have put the 'irrational' in quotes, really, though I felt okay since I did put the transcript up) but I hit the roof when O'Reilly said that. Hit. The. Roof. The Blaze didn't bother noting it, either, which I found odd.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 08:52 AM (X3lox)

225 I'll send my neighborhood raccoons right over. They'll take care of your koi in no time at all, Geraldo.

Posted by: Bill "I'm a simple guy" O'Reilly at November 03, 2012 08:55 AM (IzuWw)

226 wife just threw out the pot. Said I ruined it.

Posted by: Vic at November 03, 2012 09:02 AM (YdQQY)

227 Them orange fish was tasty! " Buuuurrrrp!"

Posted by: hungry hobo at November 03, 2012 09:05 AM (czX7v)

228 Y'all...I just watched a clip of The Won yesterday, calling on his cult to vote for "revenge." I watched it with the sound off, of course, as I have yet to see/hear a complete speech (I want to make my first his concession speech this week). The only time I have not hit the mute button or changed the channel has been for the debates.

In all seriousness, isn't Barry looking even more psychotic and frail? His color has always been strange, but he is now hunched over, with rounded shoulders, and sort of clings to the podium with one hand.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 03, 2012 09:08 AM (baL2B)

229 JERKALDO

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerika Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at November 03, 2012 09:09 AM (ovpNn)

230 Why does fox news employ this asshat anyway?  Dont the meet their asshat quota with Allen Colms?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerika Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at November 03, 2012 09:09 AM (ovpNn)

231

Just tuned in to Glenn Beck and saw his efforts to raise $$ for hurricane victims. Apparently (no surprise) the devastation is being underplayed by the media while hyping both FEMA, Obamalama/ NapoliannabuttÂ’s efforts there.

If any of you could help this is a great opportunity to help these people that are being overlooked.


Posted by: avagreen at November 03, 2012 09:11 AM (WR2rX)

232

On CavutoÂ’s show this morning, he was saying the same thing via a Wall Street executive who out personally getting help/supplies to one of the NY islands on which he lives. He says that FEMA and Napoliannabutt just drive up and down the streets, taking notesÂ…Â…doing nothing. So, heÂ’s began a personal campaign to help these people that arenÂ’t being helpedÂ…Â…GovÂ’t is failing itÂ’s job. BIG SURPRISE!

IF OTHERS COULD PASS THIS LINK AROUND ON THIS SITE TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE HAS A CHANCE TO HELP THESE VICTIMS, YOUÂ’D BE DOING GODÂ’S WORK.

BTW, heÂ’s going through the churches in the area to give help.


Posted by: avagreen at November 03, 2012 09:11 AM (WR2rX)

233

glennbeck dot com mercury one helps coney island following hurricane sandy

Posted by: avagreen at November 03, 2012 09:12 AM (WR2rX)

234 I watched Cavuto give that Dem from PA a ration of shit.  He was advocating a bill to give FEMA a bunch of money.  Cavuto said they were worthless.

Posted by: Vic at November 03, 2012 09:14 AM (YdQQY)

235 Not to worry pretty koi!   Geraldo's got this.  After all, he is a tough, self described "war correspondent".

Posted by: gracepmc at November 03, 2012 09:15 AM (rznx3)

236 WHOREALDO

Posted by: ConcealedKerry Or SubMitt at November 03, 2012 09:15 AM (7HW+2)

237 Sorry about your pot, Vic

Posted by: Liberty Lover at November 03, 2012 09:16 AM (b4W5O)

238 Shutup, LL.  I'm trying to get help for the survivors' of Sandy.

Don't be a part of the problem. Sheesh!

Posted by: avagreen at November 03, 2012 09:17 AM (WR2rX)

239

O'Reilly called Tyrone Woods' dad "irrational":

 

 

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I've always thought that O'Reilly was an occult troll.  It's why I never watch him.  He's constantly underhanded toward conservatives while giving huge quarter to leftists.

Posted by: Soona at November 03, 2012 09:18 AM (YCLw4)

240 Israel's military says three Syrian tanks have entered the demilitarized zone in the Golan Heights.

A military spokeswoman says Israel complained to the U.N. peacekeeping force in the area after the tanks entered Saturday.

The spokeswoman, who spoke on condition of anonymity in line with military protocol, did not elaborate.

The relatively low-key response suggested Israel did not see the armor as an immediate threat.

... Obama is just itching to "wag the dog"

Posted by: Leopold "Butters" Stotch at November 03, 2012 09:19 AM (e8kgV)

241 OReally = Harry Reid = Pederast!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry Or SubMitt at November 03, 2012 09:20 AM (7HW+2)

242 Sorry about your pot, Vic

Posted by: Liberty Lover at November 03, 2012 01:16 PM (b4W5O)


Bad thing is I'll hear about it for a week at least.

Posted by: Vic at November 03, 2012 09:21 AM (YdQQY)

243 I just started keeping koi this year.  From all the stuff I've read, unless they're at the surface gulping air, they have enough oxygenation, and unless the entire pond turns into an ice brick they go into a kind of stasis in cold weather.   Neighbors kept koi outside for years until the neighborhood cats picked them off, and wintered them outside in a 30 gallon pond without any issues I noticed.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at November 03, 2012 09:22 AM (G99e4)

244 Israel had better not start some chit,
Dog eater has an lection to tend to,
Ef the Sandy victims,
Ef the Seals,
Ef Israel,
Elect the Lyin kING!
Thankyou,
The Presstitutes!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry Or SubMitt at November 03, 2012 09:22 AM (7HW+2)

245 Sorry about your pot, Vic

Posted by: Liberty Lover at November 03, 2012 01:16 PM (b4W5O)

 

 

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What happened to your pot, Vic.  Did someone rob your stash?

Posted by: Soona at November 03, 2012 09:23 AM (YCLw4)

246 What happened to your pot, Vic. Did someone rob your stash?

Posted by: Soona at November 03, 2012 01:23 PM (YCLw4)


Small teflon coated pot with a glass lid my wife just bought. I went to sleep while boiling eggs and the pot boiled dry. Wife not happy.

Posted by: Vic at November 03, 2012 09:27 AM (YdQQY)

247 Wonder why B+rry didn't intervene to stop me? I'm a Muslim and proud of it.

Posted by: Sandy at November 03, 2012 09:29 AM (QX1B1)

248 Fuck you, Jerry Rivers... compassion for your fellow human beings my big fat cracker ass...

Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at November 03, 2012 09:31 AM (Jls4P)

249

 Vic

go All Clad.   I've done 'Vic' eggs in them, before, and I've managed to clean them, afterwards, with good results ,while they may be a little discolored, due to heat.   warning, wifey will love them, so you'll have to buy her a set   

Posted by: pitchforksandpowder at November 03, 2012 09:37 AM (vKW4y)

250 I'll find her a SS replacement.

Posted by: Vic at November 03, 2012 09:42 AM (YdQQY)

251 To help the people of New York and New Jresey and to support Mayor Bloomberg I am donating some solar panels and a windmill. This way they don't have to rely on dirty oil, gasoline and coal for electricity. I am doing my part to help keep these places clean.........

Posted by: Jimmy Johns at November 03, 2012 09:44 AM (lJ3rV)

252 In Geraldo Rivera's America, fish take a higher priority than people...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 03, 2012 09:53 AM (QMRMM)

253
I wish folks did like me so much.

Posted by: Blue Fin Tuna at November 03, 2012 09:54 AM (lDWQr)

254 Geraldo should call in to the State Department and Obama for air support.

Then wait about 8 hours.


Posted by: T. Hunter at November 03, 2012 09:59 AM (EZl54)

255 glennbeck dot com mercury one helps coney island following hurricane sandy

Posted by: avagreen at November 03, 2012 10:04 AM (WR2rX)

256 More laughable lies from this treasonous administration and its nitwits (from the Wash Times article): Obama campaign spokeswoman Jen Psaki, defending the president’s full campaign schedule amid the post-storm suffering on the East Coast, told reporters that Mr. Obama is “losing his voice a little bit out on the campaign trail” because he is talking on the phone constantly with state and local officials between rallies where he stumps for votes. Yeah ... talking on the phone all day makes you lose your voice, not screaming like a fake preacher spreading hateful lies on the campaign trail ... The fucking lies from these slimeballs are so ridiculous that they are an offense to the intellect.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 10:10 AM (X3lox)

257 If life hands you lemons, make lemonade.
If Life hands you Sandy, make sushi.

Posted by: Pecos at November 03, 2012 10:14 AM (2Gb0y)

258 I'd gotten an email from Mitt today, stating they were trying to raise another $7 million. I donated again. There is a live ticker and the money is already more than $8 million and counting! I figured, heck, I pay more for a bottle of wine than the additional $15 I just kicked in. Let 'er, rip, morons.

We are ready to take back America, y'all!

My husband is waiting to vote on Tuesday here in Florida (everyone else has already voted for Romney/Ryan). He said he "wants to be part of the army to defeat Obama on Tuesday."

I will happily be a part of the exit strategy for Barry's triumphal return to Hawaii.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 03, 2012 10:16 AM (baL2B)

259 Meanwhile, how about helping victims of the hurricane Sandy....by donating?
glennbeck dot com mercury one helps coney island following hurricane sandy

Posted by: avagreen at November 03, 2012 10:21 AM (WR2rX)

260 Give a man a koi fish, and he's happy for a day; give a man a generator to keep his koi fish alive, and he's a self-aggrandizing douche for life. ----- I'm sorry, but aren't koi fish pond-scum-sucking bottom dwellers that will be fine for a few weeks without fresh water?

Posted by: red speck at November 03, 2012 10:22 AM (9Xu0X)

261

URGENT UPDATE FROM GERALDO:

 

"Got generator save the fish pond-Bo Dietl says that's what most gas stations need: power to pump the gas stuck in their tanks-most have gas"

 

Proof that self-absorbed di*ks truly are blind to their di*k-titude.

Posted by: rockheads at November 03, 2012 10:26 AM (jtTKf)

262 Geraldomachisimo jumped the Koi with this tweet...

Posted by: redgrains at November 03, 2012 10:48 AM (ePnYH)

263 You have got to be shitting me.

Gerry River is one of three people, including Shep and Pirro, who make me change the channel when they come on.

I've come to despise him over the years, but this is a new low for him.

No, wait, it's not. It's par for the course for the scumbag.

Posted by: ticticboom at November 03, 2012 11:27 AM (SNJ0M)

264 I (partially) blame Geraldo for the homeless problem. He did that documentary on the mental institution which caused an uproar. Maybe I'm wrong, but it seems things people were released from homes and now stab people and push people on subway tracks, that before would have been hospitalized.

Posted by: Baldy at November 03, 2012 11:54 AM (opS9C)

265 240 Soona- After the loofah incident became somewhat common knowledge, it seems O'Reilly took  hankering for libs.

Posted by: Baldy at November 03, 2012 11:59 AM (opS9C)

267 Yeah. Screw those fish who can't do ANYTHING WHATSOEVER to help themselves. Let em die. Go spend money on folks who refused to prepare themselves for a storm that everyone told them would be The Big One. I'm all for helping people out, but let's not be ridiculous and claim like it's a virtue to let utterly helpless animals die to help out people who could have been better prepared.

Posted by: Jimi Ray iPhone at November 03, 2012 01:20 PM (zAcMD)

268

What this really comes down to is...

Who gives a shit?

Posted by: Say What? at November 04, 2012 07:15 AM (3hSf2)

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