November 14, 2012

Video: Israel Kills Hamas Honcho
— Ace

The video description:

On Nov. 11, 2012, the IDF targeted Ahmed Jabri, the head of Hamas' military wing, in the Gaza Strip. Jabri was a senior Hamas operative who served in the upper echelon of the Hamas' command and was directly responsible for executing terror attacks against Israel in the past.

Israel has claimed Jabri was linked to the kidnapping of IDF soldier Gilad Shalit.

Israel is bracing for terrorist attacks, and may conduct further actions in Gaza to either forestall the attacks, or avenge them.

via @@NoahPollak.

Posted by: Ace at 08:26 AM | Comments (289)
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1 Oh yaaaay the world continues to be an interesting place. Yaaaaaay.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 14, 2012 08:27 AM (VtjlW)

2 Hey, I'm still alive and kicking!

Posted by: Mike Honcho at November 14, 2012 08:27 AM (e0xKF)

3 That was so insensitive.

Posted by: Duh! at November 14, 2012 08:27 AM (Zs83Q)

4 we should all make mohammed vids, too

Posted by: soothsayer at November 14, 2012 08:28 AM (v8xyR)

5 Did that guy even have a good sky hook?

Posted by: Butters at November 14, 2012 08:28 AM (NIZHJ)

6 Let's give Obama and his new Sec State something to apologize for: let's all make stupid mohammed vids.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 14, 2012 08:29 AM (v8xyR)

7 How long before Obama takes credit for it?

Posted by: Jack J at November 14, 2012 08:29 AM (eamou)

8 Boom. Here I am, losers!

Posted by: Interesting Times at November 14, 2012 08:30 AM (RD7QR)

9 Did the Fakestinians post a YouTube video or something?

Posted by: Butters at November 14, 2012 08:30 AM (NIZHJ)

10 Did he not have trees telling him where the Jews were hiding? oh! what a shame ...

Posted by: Adriane at November 14, 2012 08:30 AM (gh+mp)

11 GOTCHA

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 14, 2012 08:30 AM (tsC/8)

12 Jabri shouldn't have had that 20oz fountain drink, I guess.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 14, 2012 08:31 AM (/kI1Q)

13 Heard yesterday that Israel is using parking garages six-floors deep to build hospitals.

Interesting times.

Is it wrong that video gave me a full-body tingle?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2012 08:31 AM (UOM48)

14 Guerrillas into mist.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 14, 2012 08:32 AM (JJ+PT)

15 Tango go BOOM! That really perked me up.

Posted by: Chef Mojo at November 14, 2012 08:32 AM (uRbeA)

16 Niiiiiiice.

Posted by: RWC at November 14, 2012 08:33 AM (fWAjv)

17 In the next few weeks we will begin to realize that failing to play up Obama's and Reid's 'fiscal cliff' was Romney's and senator's single biggest mistake.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 14, 2012 08:33 AM (v8xyR)

18 I'm a bad Jew. Don't know how to say "let him burn" in Hebrew. I can say vayr ge hargit. Good enough for me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2012 08:33 AM (vCK/R)

19
The all new 2013 Ford Exploder!
Drive one today.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 14, 2012 08:34 AM (JJ+PT)

20 Nice shot! Now, finish the damn job in Gaza this time.

Posted by: NukemHill at November 14, 2012 08:34 AM (7WLzC)

21 More please.  Now.

Posted by: Adam at November 14, 2012 08:34 AM (/YJYi)

22 At  last good news and justice.

Posted by: Vic at November 14, 2012 08:35 AM (YdQQY)

23 Nice retirement planning session IDF.

That may be our future team.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 08:35 AM (LRFds)

24
The Pieces Process shows progress.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 14, 2012 08:35 AM (JJ+PT)

25 >> Did he not have trees telling him where the Jews were hiding?
 
Golf clap. Well done Adriane.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 08:35 AM (ccXZP)

26 Just saw if on FOX in HD. Nice , very nice

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2012 08:35 AM (jE38p)

27 heard something funny yesterday: How do you make John Kerry for Sec of State seem like a good idea? First, you start a rumor about John Kerry being the next Secretary of Defense.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 14, 2012 08:35 AM (v8xyR)

28 Candygram for Mongo!

Posted by: Cobalt Shiva at November 14, 2012 08:35 AM (OY/SZ)

29 Looks like we will be getting our first quality Senate Candidate for 2014, with Former Governor Rounds. Friends in SD say Johnson will retire.

Posted by: Jack J at November 14, 2012 08:36 AM (eamou)

30 Ahmed Jabri discovers the truth about the 72 virgins.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2012 08:36 AM (UOM48)

31 DY NO MITE!

Posted by: JJ Lefkowitz at November 14, 2012 08:36 AM (rzTDZ)

32 Did anybody get a model and make on that vehicle?  Probably a recall model.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2012 08:36 AM (/ZZCn)

33 That guided bomb was good enough for Jehovah. _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 14, 2012 08:36 AM (RuUvx)

34 "Hamas Honcho Dies from being Vaporized By Surgical Rocket Strike and Cancellation of Jersey Shore, But Mostly from Being Vaporized By Surgical Rocket Strike"

Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 14, 2012 08:36 AM (Jdtsu)

35 Anyone know what kind of ordinance was used?  Seems like it must have been pretty small.

Posted by: angler at November 14, 2012 08:36 AM (SwjAj)

36 Did anybody get a model and make on that vehicle? Probably a recall model.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2012 12:36 PM (/ZZCn)


GM Re-Volt

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 14, 2012 08:37 AM (JJ+PT)

37 Jerry Moran of Kansas will run the NRSC. anybody have thoughts?

Posted by: Jack J at November 14, 2012 08:37 AM (eamou)

38 33 That guided bomb was good enough for Jehovah. --- Worse, how can I make it worse for myself? Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah...

Posted by: Deutoronomy of Gath at November 14, 2012 08:37 AM (e0xKF)

39 Is this the beginning of the Arab summer?

Posted by: Iamahaiangttiam at November 14, 2012 08:37 AM (SB7Jj)

40 To my friends in Ashdod and Ashkelon, keep your heads down for the next few days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2012 08:37 AM (jE38p)

41 34 Keith A,

I'll go with Joisey Shore...the spin off "Joisey Buddah fellates the Left" is not as popular.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 08:37 AM (LRFds)

42 "Another One Bites the Dust" @ tinyurl.com/be8xj4



Queen is always relevant.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal, LIB advocate at November 14, 2012 08:38 AM (X1PJ8)

43 37 Jerry Moran of Kansas will run the NRSC. anybody have thoughts? --- Can't be much worse than Cornyn, who majorly dropped the ball in 2010 and 2012.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 14, 2012 08:38 AM (e0xKF)

44 Maybe we should contact the Israeli Military for a contract on the the Bengazi Mutts who killed our people...

Posted by: Clemenza at November 14, 2012 08:38 AM (Q8Pu5)

45 Heeeey Jabri!

Posted by: The Rock [/i] [/b] at November 14, 2012 08:38 AM (uoA/0)

46 Anyone know what kind of ordinance was used? Seems like it must have been pretty small. Posted by: angler at November 14, 2012 12:36 PM (SwjAj) Big enough. The right weapon for the right job

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2012 08:38 AM (jE38p)

47 Anyone know what kind of ordinance was used? Seems like it must have been pretty small.

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

Posted by: EC at November 14, 2012 08:38 AM (GQ8sn)

48 Now kill the rest of them.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2012 08:38 AM (ylHp2)

49 How many in the White House today, were saddened by the death of Jabri by the Evil Israeli's?

Posted by: Jack J at November 14, 2012 08:38 AM (eamou)

50 39 Is this the beginning of the Arab summer? --- It's certainly an Arab rain of body parts down Gaza way.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 14, 2012 08:39 AM (e0xKF)

51 How do you think Cath Bigelow's Osama movie is gonna go over? btw, you guys aren't considering seeing it, are you? for pete's sake, Do Not pay to see that movie! do not support Hollywood at all

Posted by: soothsayer at November 14, 2012 08:39 AM (v8xyR)

52 Gutfeld on Dennis Miller now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 14, 2012 08:39 AM (uoA/0)

53 Speaking of Israel-- A French source was reporting something weird. The new "limit" for Iran was not to have a bomb they could use immediately but to go ahead and let them have a bomb that they could assemble within...[I'm not sure of the timeframe] But supposedly this came from the United States current leadership. Actually within a few weeks. I looked it up to refresh my memory. It is here-- http://www.lesechos.fr/economie- politique/monde/actu/0202371096312-pas-de-repit- en-politique-etrangere-508451.php ________________ Anyone reading anything like that from American sources?

Posted by: tasker at November 14, 2012 08:39 AM (r2PLg)

54 somebody did a great montage of Cars Getting Blowed Up by the Israelis set to the tune "So You Had a Bad Day". It was ... good.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 14, 2012 08:39 AM (RuUvx)

55 Red rover red rover send Jabri on over.

Posted by: Butters at November 14, 2012 08:39 AM (NIZHJ)

56 43. Cronyn was awful in 2012, with Akin's help, but the GOP did win 6 Senate seats in 2010

Posted by: Jack J at November 14, 2012 08:39 AM (eamou)

57 Ghalil, I told you not to touch the cigarette lighter!

Posted by: zombie Ahmed at November 14, 2012 08:39 AM (SwjAj)

58 Right at the intersection.  Nice shot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2012 08:40 AM (PHb2k)

59 Admit it - this post is just begging for one of those "... but mostly by..." headline formats.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 14, 2012 08:40 AM (Jdtsu)

60 Pizza for the IDF:

http://tinyurl.com/76x4uh

Posted by: Smash'em at November 14, 2012 08:40 AM (7Foks)

61 Feel good hit of the season. I needed a pick-me-up.

Posted by: Iblis at November 14, 2012 08:40 AM (9221z)

62 Dennis Miller is a RINO. The day after Election said he accepted the results and Obamacare

Posted by: Jack J at November 14, 2012 08:40 AM (eamou)

63 This blog translated the French article in about the same way I did. http://thetangentialdispatch.blogspot.com/ Nov. 8th

Posted by: tasker at November 14, 2012 08:41 AM (r2PLg)

64 Guess who quit smoking today. Ahmed Jabri.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 14, 2012 08:41 AM (evdj2)

65 51 How do you think Cath Bigelow's Osama movie is gonna go over? btw, you guys aren't considering seeing it, are you? for pete's sake, Do Not pay to see that movie! do not support Hollywood at all --- My sister brought up that a bunch of SEALs are getting in trouble for talking to the Call Of Duty designers, as a bunch of the Black Ops missions are apparently based on real ops like the ones off of Somalia. My response is "If they punish those guys, they better start by punishing that JEF and company in the White House who gave all that classified info to Bigelow for that movie."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 14, 2012 08:41 AM (e0xKF)

66 Now THAT'S a banhammer.
 
Jabri, you just lost your breathing privileges.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 08:41 AM (ccXZP)

67 Re-routing.  Re-routing.  Re-routing.  Re-routing.

Posted by: Jabri's car's navigation system at November 14, 2012 08:42 AM (SwjAj)

68 56 43. Cronyn was awful in 2012, with Akin's help, but the GOP did win 6 Senate seats in 2010 --- No thanks to Cornyn for some of those. He was the one who undercut Rubio in Florida for Charlie Crist and Toomey in Pennsylvania for Arlen Specter.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 14, 2012 08:42 AM (e0xKF)

69 Egypt will no longer tolerate attacks on Palestinians (Daily Star, Lebanon) http://preview.tinyurl.com/aop8dgd

Posted by: Baldy at November 14, 2012 08:42 AM (opS9C)

70 Sure looks like I picked a bad week to give up golf !!

Posted by: Capt Obullshit at November 14, 2012 08:42 AM (wwsoB)

71

Where do they get those wonderful toys?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2012 08:42 AM (ylHp2)

72
Hey! Why wasn't I told the 47 virgins looked like Helen Thomas?

Posted by: Ahmed Jabri at November 14, 2012 08:42 AM (PHb2k)

73 terrific!!!

Posted by: ✡phoenixgirl✡ at November 14, 2012 08:42 AM (YjQfX)

74 62 Jack J,

There's nothing to be done.

I am actually AFRAID to have Roberts look at it again.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 08:42 AM (LRFds)

75 Handing out Chevy Volts to the enemy was a risky strategy but it looks like it paid off in the end.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 14, 2012 08:43 AM (NzBQO)

76 Waiting for Preznit Pissypants to give a sternly worded warning to the Israelis.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2012 08:43 AM (UOM48)

77

 

Clearing the playing feild a little bit before the big game with Iran?

Posted by: kj at November 14, 2012 08:44 AM (AW9md)

78 So did mobs of Palestinians swarm the wreckage to collect souvenirs and take body parts, as they usually do when the IDF greases one of their savages.

Posted by: weew at November 14, 2012 08:44 AM (R0JuT)

79 do people still yell

BOOYAH!!!

?

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 14, 2012 08:44 AM (8sCoq)

80 Brandon, I thought the exact same thing when I heard they were facing disciplinary action. I'm beginning to understand why we aren't seeing whistleblowers in this admin. They're either on board with Obama or scared shit. It's as if Obama, Jarret, and Axelrod had carefully pre-planned how to deal with 'bad apples' within the admin and at the Pentagon, which is something Bush never did.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 14, 2012 08:45 AM (v8xyR)

81 Israel is bracing for terrorist attacks perfectly understandable spontaneous reactions to a video Fixed!

Posted by: Your State Department at November 14, 2012 08:45 AM (FcR7P)

82 NOV 8 Pays du seuil: An Insidious Idea Reading Les Echos I came across this little gem: Le president americain a repete qu'il ne "laisserait pas" Teheran se doter de la bombe atonmique. Sans preciser s'il tolereait que l'Iran devienne un "pays de seuil", ne possedant pas une bombe prete a l'emploi mais capable d'en assembler une en quelques semaines si necessaire. The idea is to allow Iran to develop all the technology necessary for creating a bomb. The redline becomes assembly. I hope this idea isn't gaining traction in American policy circles. This proposal is a mere face saving. Does it address the problem of proliferation? If Iran is allowed to develop its nuclear weapons capacity to being weeks away from the bomb, then won't other countries in the region want a similar capacity? Or will assurances of American protection be sufficient? At present, I suspect other countries won't be satisfied with American assurances--the British weren't. http://thetangentialdispatch.blogspot.com _______________ A few weeks...

Posted by: tasker at November 14, 2012 08:45 AM (r2PLg)

83 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 14, 2012 08:46 AM (8y9MW)

84 Gaza FM radio station's top-of-the-chart hit this week:

"It's Raining Men"

Hallelujah.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 14, 2012 08:46 AM (Jdtsu)

85 76 Waiting for Preznit Pissypants to give a sternly worded warning to the Israelis. Like they're going to give a shit.

Posted by: Iamahaiangttiam at November 14, 2012 08:46 AM (SB7Jj)

86 Haaretz Live Blog- http://bit.ly/UDeJke

On Twitter- @haaretzcom

Posted by: 80sBaby at November 14, 2012 08:46 AM (YjDyJ)

87 good start

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2012 08:46 AM (WR5xI)

88 Any comment from State or the White House?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2012 08:46 AM (jE38p)

89 Can you actually donate a pizza through there?

Posted by: Butters at November 14, 2012 08:47 AM (NIZHJ)

90 I thought there was going to be another "London Boys" picture beneath the fold.  This thread took a decidedly non-gay turn.

Posted by: wooga at November 14, 2012 08:47 AM (vjyZP)

91 Clearing the playing feild a little bit before the big game with Iran?Posted by: kj

I was thinking the same but then I remembered the 2006 Lebanon thing that went nowhere.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 14, 2012 08:47 AM (uoA/0)

92 "Israel clarified today that the best defense is hitting the enemy that's firing on it, not entrenchment and defense," - Naftali Bennett This times ten thousand.

Posted by: RWC at November 14, 2012 08:47 AM (fWAjv)

93 Ahmed Jabri will lie in state. Several states, actually.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at November 14, 2012 08:47 AM (GJnGN)

94 Anybody see how the oil market is responding?

Posted by: Iamahaiangttiam at November 14, 2012 08:47 AM (SB7Jj)

95 88 NGU,

We did not have anything to do with the video in question and regret its offenseive nature.

//Barky Choom Hero of Hole 19

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 08:48 AM (LRFds)

96 It's as if Obama, Jarret, and Axelrod had carefully pre-planned how to deal with 'bad apples' within the admin and at the Pentagon, which is something Bush never did. Posted by: soothsayer

These are Committed types.  Bush didn't push an extreme ideology; hence, his folks were there for the usual perks, one of which is blabbing.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 14, 2012 08:48 AM (dZ756)

97 Guess who quit smoking today. Ahmed Jabri. He won't quit smoking until tomorrow morning.

Posted by: t-bird at November 14, 2012 08:48 AM (FcR7P)

98 Man, those Gaza red light cameras don't fuck around, do they?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 14, 2012 08:49 AM (SY2Kh)

99 You know what?

We need organized, some figure on the right needs to give Sharon a podium to talk frankly with the US right and we can ask him to start punishing the US Leftist jews.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 08:49 AM (LRFds)

100 How many inside the White House are angered by this act? Zero. they're all golfing or on vacation.

Posted by: Truman North, last of the famous international playboys at November 14, 2012 08:49 AM (I2LwF)

101 97 Guess who quit smoking today. Ahmed Jabri.

He won't quit smoking until tomorrow morning.



*cough*

Posted by: Satan at November 14, 2012 08:50 AM (UOM48)

102

Guess who quit smoking today. Ahmed Jabri.

 

Well, most of him did.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2012 08:50 AM (lOmbq)

103 Hamas honcho confronted by wife , mistress and Hellfire missile . Well , mostly Hellfire missile .

Posted by: awkward davies at November 14, 2012 08:50 AM (USjX1)

104 100 How many inside the White House are angered by this act? Zero. they're all golfing or on vacation. Posted by: Truman North, last of the famous international playboys at November 14, 2012 12:49 PM (I2LwF) Wine tasting is a serious affair!

Posted by: RWC at November 14, 2012 08:50 AM (fWAjv)

105 84 Gaza FM radio station's top-of-the-chart hit this week:

"It's Raining Men"

Hallelujah.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 14, 2012 12:46 PM

That right there is why I love you guys

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 08:51 AM (wwsoB)

106 62 Dennis Miller is a RINO. The day after Election said he accepted the results and Obamacare
Posted by: Jack J

You guys going to ex-communicate everyone until just the core is left?  Dennis Miller did his part; seems a lot of non-RINOs didn't do theirs.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 14, 2012 08:51 AM (dZ756)

107
Warning
The trunk is ajar.  The trunk is ajar.
Warning.

Posted by: Jabri Car at November 14, 2012 08:52 AM (PHb2k)

108

Did  you hear about   the  terrorist with blue  eyes?

 

One of them blew this way, and the other one blew that way.

 

Thank you, I'm here all week. Tip the veal and try your waitress.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2012 08:52 AM (lOmbq)

109 Yup, I think they got him....in fact, I think he's still flying through the air as i write this.

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 14, 2012 08:52 AM (yk8/j)

110 Where's Obama's drones?  Oh wait, he doesn't like Israel, so he won't defend them.

Posted by: © Sponge at November 14, 2012 08:52 AM (UK9cE)

111 69% of American Jews voted for Obama.


Explain that.

Posted by: © Sponge at November 14, 2012 08:53 AM (UK9cE)

112
Where is Haj the comic by the way?  This is built for him.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2012 08:54 AM (PHb2k)

113 Some guy's shit just got real. And scattered.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 14, 2012 08:54 AM (1Y+hH)

114 >>>Any comment from State or the White House?

When President Snowman was reached for comment he said, "Quiet in the gallery!  There's too much noise."

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2012 08:54 AM (/ZZCn)

115 israel has called up reserves and is moving troops south apparently

Posted by: dave in eilat at November 14, 2012 08:54 AM (N5IIg)

116 111 Sponge,

They are a tribe of secular socialists not practicing jews for the most part?

It'd be like all of us Germanics claiming our tribal roots despite not speaking German or following their ways anymore.

I don't have an answer.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 08:54 AM (LRFds)

117 Senate gets back to work on pressing matters. Polar Bear carcass bill passes.

Posted by: Butters at November 14, 2012 08:54 AM (NIZHJ)

118 Objects in the mirror are closer than they seem!

Posted by: navybrat at November 14, 2012 08:56 AM (r1ty1)

119 111 69% of American Jews voted for Obama.
Explain that.
Posted by: © Sponge

Like for most people in this country, religion is not The Truth About Reality but just another aspect of their personal lives, like joining a social club or somesuch.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 14, 2012 08:56 AM (dZ756)

120
The classic second city video "he blowed up real good".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHkvD7-u7y8

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2012 08:56 AM (PHb2k)

121 <<Guess who quit smoking today. Ahmed Jabri.

He won't quit smoking until tomorrow morning.>>


And this is the main reason I come here. Best post-election laugh I've had so far. I love you morons.

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 14, 2012 08:56 AM (yk8/j)

122 This about the only good thing to happen in the world this November.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2012 08:56 AM (i0App)

123

106 RINO  used to mean people who didn't have any ideas related to the Republican Party but stayed in the party.  Now   a  RINO is just someone you disagree with on an issue or two.  I bet Allen West is also a RINO to some people.  Interesting. 

 

No    wonder we  always  lose  the war.  You never  see Democrats complaining about  the few   DINOs  that are still around.  They   almost  all  alike and are happy about it.  I for one am   happy we aren't all uniform thinkers in the Republican Party.   

Posted by: Mo the Girl at November 14, 2012 08:57 AM (CWsUm)

124 That will teach him to park in the handicap space.

Posted by: Butters at November 14, 2012 08:57 AM (NIZHJ)

125 This is why the RC needs your donations now!


In Sandy response, some Red Cross, FEMA workers stayed in plush NYC hotel

http://tinyurl.com/9wd9hja

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 08:57 AM (wwsoB)

126 Dennis Miller: Who would've thought the Woodstock generation would become Big Brother.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 14, 2012 08:57 AM (v8xyR)

127 I thought for sure ace would do the "Terrorist leader killed by ennui and hellfire missile, but mostly hellfire missile" schtick again.

I miss that!

Posted by: EC at November 14, 2012 08:58 AM (GQ8sn)

128 Gutfeld: And Bruce Springsteen, the ultimate '70's rebel, is now a spokesman for the government.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 14, 2012 08:58 AM (v8xyR)

129 do people still yell

BOOYAH!!!

?

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 14, 2012 12:44 PM (8sCoq)



Stewart Scott on ESPN still does, because he, like, invented it, or something.

Posted by: © Sponge at November 14, 2012 08:59 AM (UK9cE)

130 It's raining men! Hallelujah, it's raining men!

Posted by: The Weather Girls at November 14, 2012 08:59 AM (ma+gB)

131  
Greased: Monkey.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 14, 2012 08:59 AM (JJ+PT)

132 Today's luckiest man in the world?  The van driver who stopped a few seconds before the terrorist go boom.

I'm guessing that he's shopping for a replacement seat (and pants) right about now.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 14, 2012 08:59 AM (SY2Kh)

133 Israel - country of conservatives fighting for their freedom on a land mass surrounded by enemies who hate them and want Israel dead so that they can steal what they have built.

huh

Posted by: T. Hunter at November 14, 2012 09:00 AM (EZl54)

134 Israel puttin' a hat on a hat right there

Posted by: Truman North, last of the famous international playboys at November 14, 2012 09:00 AM (I2LwF)

135 In Sandy response, some Red Cross, FEMA workers stayed in plush NYC hotel --- They're apparently still pikers compared to the UN's disaster relief squads, as I haven't heard of any sexual abuse of underaged girls yet.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 14, 2012 09:00 AM (e0xKF)

136 One week ago today I was sitting in shock and crying.

Today you guys are making me laugh.

I love you guys!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2012 09:00 AM (UOM48)

137 In Gaza, I grape jews

Posted by: elmo at November 14, 2012 09:01 AM (uFY4s)

138 114 >>>Any comment from State or the White House? When President Snowman was reached for comment he said, "Quiet in the gallery! There's too much noise." Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2012 12:54 PM (/ZZCn) --------- Peres had to explain why Jabari was a bad man to TFG. And I am dead serious about that. Fucking imbecile.

Posted by: RWC at November 14, 2012 09:01 AM (fWAjv)

139 I heard that Ahmed Jabri was on the radio not all that long ago. He was also on the window, the seats, the trunk...

Posted by: Armando at November 14, 2012 09:01 AM (5iuEW)

Posted by: LIGuy at November 14, 2012 09:02 AM (HYD/Y)

141 A Fisker and an eyedropper of water?

Posted by: Don Adams at November 14, 2012 09:02 AM (rzTDZ)

142 126 Dennis Miller: Who would've thought the Woodstock generation would become Big Brother. Posted by: soothsayer at November 14, 2012 12:57 PM (v8xyR) Ask the people at Altamont

Posted by: Truman North, last of the famous international playboys at November 14, 2012 09:02 AM (I2LwF)

143 Aaaaaaand boom goes the dynamite!

Posted by: Brian Collins at November 14, 2012 09:02 AM (5iuEW)

144 That Hamas retirement plan kinda sucks.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 14, 2012 09:02 AM (/f80E)

145 brb meetin w / Putin

Posted by: lolbama at November 14, 2012 09:02 AM (EZl54)

146 136 Jane D'Oh,

No reason not to have fun on the roller coaster ma'am....

no matter how badly operated that drunk Mormon from NV with the crawlspace problem drives it.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 09:02 AM (LRFds)

147 >It's raining parts of men! Hallelujah, it's raining parts of men!

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 14, 2012 09:03 AM (8sCoq)

148 Somewhere in Gaza, a goat weeps with joy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2012 09:03 AM (UOM48)

149 ~ tap tap tap tap tap ~ ... so I tell my driver, "Look, the car did not come with a red dot painted onto the hood, we should have it checked by the dealer .." Oh. This microphone? It is on? Yes? and so ... What is black and white and red all over? The New York Times ... it is bleeding money like a Jihadi with the Parkinson's at the bomb factory. Speaking of bombs ... I see that the Israeli Defense Force has sent a guided missile to blow up the second in command of Hamas. I would like to point out to the Israeli Defense Force that - by this act - Hadji's mother-in-law is now the second in command at Hamas ... and Al Qaeda ... and the other Al Qaeda, too. Hadji will not be at her house, on the corner of Fallahnadad and Jabrillide, at 7:30 o'clock tonight. I am just saying. Remember to tip the waitresses ... but not with your man parts, unless they are halal. Which, judging from this crowd, they are not.

Posted by: Hadji the Muslim Comic at November 14, 2012 09:03 AM (RuUvx)

150 People forget that the hippies started the summer falling ass-backwards into unbelievable luck at Woodstock and ended it, predictably, covered in blood and shame at Altamont. They're not the Woodstock generation; they're the Altamont generation. They prove it every day.

Posted by: Truman North, last of the famous international playboys at November 14, 2012 09:03 AM (I2LwF)

151 ObamaCare and some stem cells will get him fixed up in a jiffy.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 14, 2012 09:04 AM (/f80E)

152 Hey, wait a second, we probably paid for that car!
AND the missile!

Posted by: navybrat at November 14, 2012 09:04 AM (r1ty1)

153

 

69% of American Jews voted for Obama.
Explain that.


Posted by: © Sponge

 

i can try,the american jewish community is for the most part decendents of the russian jews who immigrated to this country in the early 20th century escaping the pogroms.they were  being persecuted because they jews not because they were not good communist.

Posted by: kj at November 14, 2012 09:04 AM (AW9md)

154 Jane, me too. Love to come here and get a good laugh...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at November 14, 2012 09:04 AM (9+ccr)

155 I knew giving them Chevy Volts were a good idea.

Posted by: RWC at November 14, 2012 09:05 AM (fWAjv)

156 Hey, wait a second, we probably paid for...the missile!

Money well spent.

Posted by: Armando at November 14, 2012 09:05 AM (5iuEW)

157 One week ago today I was sitting in shock and crying.

Today you guys are making me laugh.

I love you guys!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2012 01:00 PM (UOM4



Must be nice.  I'm still weeping for the loss of my country.

Posted by: © Sponge at November 14, 2012 09:05 AM (UK9cE)

158 @148
(coffee spew- out through nose)

Posted by: T. Hunter at November 14, 2012 09:05 AM (EZl54)

159 Damn,  I  only  had  three  more  payments  and  that  car  was  mine!

Posted by: Ahmed Jabri at November 14, 2012 09:05 AM (ypzqs)

160 Hope Jabri bought the extended warranty on that car.  Looks like he's gonna need it.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 14, 2012 09:05 AM (Jdtsu)

161 #111- 94 percent of American Jews live in Blue states;
Having said that, the 69% is a dubious figure- more like 55-45;
I examined the last IDB poll and for example, and Marist and Quinnipiac New York State and Staten Island polls- all show about 50-50.

Posted by: bigben at November 14, 2012 09:05 AM (x759p)

162 English is hard.

Posted by: RWC at November 14, 2012 09:05 AM (fWAjv)

163 Politico headline-- Hard Questions Await Obama at Presser _______________ Riiiiiiiiight. And even if the questions are 'hard" it's only now when it is convenient-- after Obama's re-election.

Posted by: tasker at November 14, 2012 09:06 AM (r2PLg)

164 Cue the usual whining from the usual suspects about "extrajudicial executions" and "international law." Which Israel will, quite rightfully, ignore.

Posted by: Alex at November 14, 2012 09:06 AM (/yzYn)

165  Looks as if Israel is already taking the fight to Gaza...and with militant Muslims in charge in Egypt...this could get interesting in a hurry.

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at November 14, 2012 09:06 AM (WwR1j)

166 Mourners are invited to attend burial services being held tomorrow at 9am in Gaza City, Jabalia, and Rafah.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 14, 2012 09:06 AM (SY2Kh)

167 surprise cockbags!

Posted by: PR at November 14, 2012 09:06 AM (KHo8t)

168 Is it wrong that video gave me a full-body tingle? If it's wrong I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2012 09:07 AM (B/VB5)

169 Starting to not care about the joos. they voted Obama back in. thanks so much.

Posted by: L, just L at November 14, 2012 09:07 AM (0PiQ4)

170 Looks as if Israel is already taking the fight to Gaza...and with militant Muslims in charge in Egypt...this could get interesting in a hurry.

<gulp>

Posted by: Aswan High Dam at November 14, 2012 09:07 AM (5iuEW)

171 The last thing to go through Jabri's mind?

The rear bumper.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 14, 2012 09:07 AM (JJ+PT)

172 Those God damn mother fucking jews

Posted by: helen thomas at November 14, 2012 09:07 AM (uFY4s)

173 [i[163 Politico headline--

Hard Questions Await Obama at Presser [/i]



MFM:  Mr. President, what enchants you about your second term?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2012 09:07 AM (UOM48)

174 164 Cue the usual whining from the usual suspects about "extrajudicial executions" and "international law." Which Israel will, quite rightfully, ignore. Posted by: Alex at November 14, 2012 01:06 PM (/yzYn) Hahaha I haven't heard any of that since Obama got elected.

Posted by: Mr pink at November 14, 2012 09:07 AM (YF2x7)

175 19 The all new 2013 Ford Exploder! Drive one today. sure it wasn't an electric car that went through a Puddle & exploded ?

Posted by: Evilpens at November 14, 2012 09:08 AM (ck76k)

176 It's a good day to chug vodka and ponder the state of the world.

Posted by: Model-1066 at November 14, 2012 09:08 AM (LG8WP)

177 BOOM!!

Posted by: John Madden's Gaza 2012 at November 14, 2012 09:08 AM (lOmbq)

178 but I do like watching cars get blown up. so, really, thanks for that.

Posted by: L, just L at November 14, 2012 09:09 AM (0PiQ4)

179 Israel is under almost daily rocket attacks. Unless you read the Israeli media or IDF twitter, it is rarely reported in the US. Last week, 4 of their soldiers were killed. I think Hamas owes them another 3 dead Hamas leaders before they are even.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 14, 2012 09:09 AM (YEG/L)

180 168 surprise cockbags! Sandra Fluke just called to tell me that gave her a boner.

Posted by: Truman North, last of the famous international playboys at November 14, 2012 09:09 AM (I2LwF)

181 Death to the jews

Posted by: helen thomas at November 14, 2012 09:10 AM (uFY4s)

182 Bam!

Posted by: Emeril at November 14, 2012 09:10 AM (/f80E)

183 It's pretty obvious the IDF isn't using the proper ordinance. An entire block should have been destroyed.

Posted by: Ronster at November 14, 2012 09:10 AM (nQMHQ)

184 I'm a frequent lurker, but I just wanted to drop in and thank you guys for making me laugh. 

Posted by: desertgardens at November 14, 2012 09:10 AM (SV+Dt)

185 Pieces in our time.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 09:11 AM (ccXZP)

186 POW!

Posted by: Campy '60's Batman sound effects at November 14, 2012 09:11 AM (lOmbq)

187 Geez. Couldn't have been tidier if they'd supplied the guy sitting on the corner with a dustpan. Oh... and remind me never to get on the bad side of the IDF.

Posted by: red speck at November 14, 2012 09:11 AM (9/Ug/)

188 Is it bad that I've watched the video three times and I now have a pop in my step, so to speak

Posted by: Adam at November 14, 2012 09:11 AM (/YJYi)

189 Jabari: da roof, da roof, da roof is on fire.....and so is my head, arms, and the rest of the car.

Posted by: DoctorB at November 14, 2012 09:11 AM (4dfa7)

190 182 JDP,

That's right they are not the same folk and we need to stop pretending they are US Jews are folks with as much to do with israel as I have to do with germany.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 09:11 AM (LRFds)

191 153
69% of American Jews voted for Obama.Explain that.Posted by: © Sponge
i can try,the american jewish community is for the most part decendents of the russian jews who immigrated to this country in the early 20th century escaping the pogroms.they were being persecuted because they jews not because they were not good communist. Posted by: kj

Meh, most of that is wrong.  The bulk of American Jewry is of German (or greater German -- Austrian/Czech/Polish) descent (and well before WWII).  My father's side came here circa 1867; my mother's in the 1920's.  The Russian Revolution was not until 1917 and when it took hold around 1919 most Russian Jews didn't have the $ to get out.  In any event, a lot of Russian Jews assumed that Communism would treat them a lot better than did Imperial Orthodox Russia.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 14, 2012 09:12 AM (dZ756)

192 How hard could it possibly be to provide customer service to a high damn?

Posted by: Butters at November 14, 2012 09:12 AM (NIZHJ)

193 Check out the other video of the palestians using children to taunt IDF. I would have popped that little girl right in the kisser.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 14, 2012 09:12 AM (YEG/L)

194 Look , I told Jabri not to tear the tag off the mattress . Those Serta guys are soooo serious about that shit .

Posted by: awkward davies at November 14, 2012 09:12 AM (USjX1)

195

It's pretty obvious the IDF isn't using the proper ordinance. An entire block should have been destroyed.

 

The Palis already  did that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2012 09:12 AM (lOmbq)

196 174 [i[163 Politico headline-- Hard Questions Await Obama at Presser MFM: Mr. President, what enchants you about your second term? Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2012 01:07 PM (UOM4 ____________ That's about how it will go down. Last presser with Jay Carney-- BONO-- We saw BONO ENTER THE WHITE HOUSE!!!

Posted by: tasker at November 14, 2012 09:12 AM (r2PLg)

197 Israel?  Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 14, 2012 09:13 AM (/f80E)

198 BOOM!! Posted by: John Madden's Gaza 2012 at November 14, 2012 01:08 PM (lOmbq) I lol'd.

Posted by: Ferb Fletcher at November 14, 2012 09:13 AM (Q8Wa9)

199 Hey can we get a thread about his press conference? I wanna laugh at the "tough questions".

Posted by: Mr pink at November 14, 2012 09:13 AM (YF2x7)

200 U MAD MO?

Posted by: PR at November 14, 2012 09:13 AM (KHo8t)

201 @185. Someone should introduce Israel to the beauty and joy that is the 2000 pound JDAM.

Posted by: Model-1066 at November 14, 2012 09:14 AM (LG8WP)

202 I need a cigarette.

Posted by: rockmom at November 14, 2012 09:14 AM (aBlZ1)

203

 

I will be addressing the terrorist actions of these sons of pigs and apes at my press conference.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 14, 2012 09:14 AM (ggRof)

204 Did Costco ever send them those bunker busters?

Posted by: Butters at November 14, 2012 09:14 AM (NIZHJ)

205 Arab kids kicking and hitting soldiers: http://goo.gl/n0oCC

Posted by: Walkers! at November 14, 2012 09:15 AM (YEG/L)

206 So... I take it we're planning on retaining Prince Reebus?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 14, 2012 09:15 AM (v8xyR)

207 Meh, most of that is wrong. The bulk of American Jewry is of German (or greater German -- Austrian/Czech/Polish) descent (and well before WWII). My father's side came here circa 1867; my mother's in the 1920's. The Russian Revolution was not until 1917 and when it took hold around 1919 most Russian Jews didn't have the $ to get out. In any event, a lot of Russian Jews assumed that Communism would treat them a lot better than did Imperial Orthodox Russia.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 14, 2012 01:12 PM (dZ756)



Fine.  All that being said, Conservatives care more about 'the holy land' than the people who supposedly are actually descendents from there do?

Makes all the sense in the world.

African-Americans cling till death their "heritage" of Africa, but Jewish-Americans give a shit less.  Good to know.

Posted by: © Sponge at November 14, 2012 09:15 AM (UK9cE)

208 Mrog mrog.

Posted by: Mrog at November 14, 2012 09:15 AM (8y9MW)

209 180 Israel is under almost daily rocket attacks. Unless you read the Israeli media or IDF twitter, it is rarely reported in the US. Last week, 4 of their soldiers were killed. I think Hamas owes them another 3 dead Hamas leaders before they are even. Posted by: Walkers! at November 14, 2012 01:09 PM (YEG/L) And you know what the 'ticker' that runs on GMA said on Monday? It said Israel was launching attacks on the Gaza strip. No mention of 'in retaliation for....' Fucking bastards (GMA and the Media).

Posted by: blindside at November 14, 2012 09:15 AM (3Uns6)

210 heh.from the DC Caller article comments:
Deport-every-one-that -signed-a petition-to deport everyone
that signed a -petit.ion to withdraw their state from the
United States of America.

--Sign the petition here! http://tinyurl.com/b3xtqua

Posted by: T. Hunter at November 14, 2012 09:15 AM (EZl54)

211 I have no idea why I posted that.  Boredom makes one do strange things.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 14, 2012 09:16 AM (8y9MW)

212 If I haven't mentioned it yet, that is the mostest wonderfull video I've seen in a week. Just what the   daktari ordered.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2012 09:16 AM (lOmbq)

213 According to FOX news-- It's been eight months since obama has done a press conference? ugh.

Posted by: tasker at November 14, 2012 09:16 AM (r2PLg)

214 You know those doomsday 12/21/12 stories we're seeing on cable now?

I now find them optimistic and heartwarming

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 09:16 AM (wwsoB)

215 @180 four idf soldiers were wounded, one seriously...however earlier in the week 120 missiles were fired at israel, they have lost their patience

Posted by: dave in eilat at November 14, 2012 09:17 AM (N5IIg)

216 Call Caterpillar. The Israelis are going to need a MUCH bigger dozer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2012 09:17 AM (vCK/R)

217 When an Israeli Traffic Missile asks, "is this seat taken?", maybe you shouldn't start spouting off!

Posted by: t-bird at November 14, 2012 09:17 AM (FcR7P)

218 Re-routing. Re-routing. Re-routing. Re-routing.

Turn LEFT!!

Posted by: Mayhem at November 14, 2012 09:17 AM (PMGbu)

219 Hey man nice shot, nice shot, man.

I like too the report that the Joooos hit a warehouse full of Iranian missiles.  God bless and protect them.  Damn to Hell the terrorists and their enablers, there and here at home.

Posted by: eureka! at November 14, 2012 09:17 AM (UL+ny)

220 Yeah the press conference should be a riot!
"Mr. President how is it that you are so awesome?"

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at November 14, 2012 09:18 AM (9+ccr)

221 According to FOX news-- It's been eight months since obama has done a press conference? It's the last time he two-putted.

Posted by: t-bird at November 14, 2012 09:18 AM (FcR7P)

222 Apparently if the Aswan High Damn were to be phased out, Egypt would cease to exist.

Posted by: Butters at November 14, 2012 09:19 AM (NIZHJ)

223 This is crushing news to lovers of piece and liberty!

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at November 14, 2012 09:19 AM (/YJYi)

224 Posted by: Walkers! at November 14, 2012 01:15 PM (YEG/L) A rifle butt in the chin would be must-see TV!

Posted by: Model-1066 at November 14, 2012 09:19 AM (LG8WP)

225 You dropped a bomb on me, baby You dropped a bomb on me You dropped a bomb on me, baby You dropped a bomb on me

Posted by: The Gap Band at November 14, 2012 09:20 AM (6Zy+s)

226 JϚs

Posted by: helen thomas at November 14, 2012 09:20 AM (uFY4s)

227 Posted by: Butters at November 14, 2012 01:19 PM (NIZHJ) Phased out with explosives, and Cairo goes bye-bye. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Model-1066 at November 14, 2012 09:21 AM (LG8WP)

228

The IDF has begun a widespread campaign on terror sites & operatives in the Strip, chief among them & Islamic Jihad targets.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 14, 2012 09:21 AM (rzTDZ)

229 216 According to FOX news--

It's been eight months since obama has done a press conference?

ugh. Posted by: tasker at November 14, 2012 01:16 PM

Thank God for small favors. Do any hard questions ever get asked at one of these? Do they ever challenge his lies?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 09:21 AM (wwsoB)

230 Thank God for small favors. Do any hard questions ever get asked at one of these? Do they ever challenge his lies?

  You have to ask?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at November 14, 2012 09:22 AM (9+ccr)

231 African-Americans cling till death their "heritage" of Africa, but Jewish-Americans give a shit less. Liberalism is designed to efficiently replace any and all of your existing allegiances. Or as someone funnier than I put it once, these are "Christmas and Easter Jews".

Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2012 09:22 AM (B/VB5)

232 Is that a   real honcho or  a  Sears honcho?

Posted by: Frank Zappa at November 14, 2012 09:22 AM (lOmbq)

233 You know those doomsday 12/21/12 stories we're seeing on cable now? I now find them optimistic and heartwarming Yeah, I might sit there going "Oh H2, you tease you, we should be so lucky." Let me reiterate, I have never been joking about being on Team Meteor. Oh and CBD, I did see the lovely link you posted to cheer me up earlier and I must thank you for being so kind as to take into consideration the full panoply of my hotassery desires.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 14, 2012 09:23 AM (VtjlW)

234

 

Meh, most of that is wrong. The bulk of American Jewry is of German (or greater German -- Austrian/Czech/Polish) descent (and well before WWII).

 

So the wave of Jewish immigration into this country in the 1920's wasn't Russian? I've read otherwise.

Posted by: kj at November 14, 2012 09:23 AM (AW9md)

235 Posted by: Teh Priebus at November 14, 2012 01:18 PM Don't joke too hard, Michael Steele has announced he wants to be head of the RNC again.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2012 09:23 AM (B/VB5)

236 Fine. All that being said, Conservatives care more about 'the holy land' than the people who supposedly are actually descendents from there do?  Makes all the sense in the world.  African-Americans cling till death their "heritage" of Africa, but Jewish-Americans give a shit less. Good to know.
Posted by: © Sponge

This has been discussed a lot over here.  Most American Jews are not religious and see Judaism as a cultural heritage that has nothing to do with Israel as a presently-existing place.  That's not to say they won't pay lip service to it, but that's mostly what it is.  I can tell you that from firsthand experience at family Seders where my very liberal, and misguided, 2nd cousin would say "next year in Jerusalem" and add that she hoped Jews and Palestinians could get together peacefully, always with an undertone that Jews need to sacrifice more and Liberality will make happiness and joyjoy.  Ugh

Posted by: SFGoth at November 14, 2012 09:24 AM (dZ756)

237 229 You dropped a bomb on me, baby You dropped a bomb on me You dropped a bomb on me, baby You dropped a bomb on me Posted by: The Gap Band at November 14, 2012 01:20 PM (6Zy+s) He should've "burned rubber." ;-)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2012 09:24 AM (vCK/R)

238 Phased out with explosives, and Cairo Egypt goes bye-bye.

FTFY

Dead serious about that too. Just look at where all Egypt's population lives.

http://tinyurl.com/4uddnto

Posted by: Aswan High Dam at November 14, 2012 09:24 AM (5iuEW)

239 Over/Under on TFG being late

Posted by: RWC at November 14, 2012 09:25 AM (fWAjv)

240 So the wave of Jewish immigration into this country in the 1920's wasn't Russian? I've read otherwise. Posted by: kj

I didn't say that.  You said the bulk of American Jewry.  German Jews were long-assimilated by the 1920's.  In any event, the Russian side of my family is on my father's.  My mother's 1920's immigrating parents were Austrian/Polish (GF) and Hungarian (GM).  Both abandoned their native languages and spoke exclusively English (with Yiddish at home).

Posted by: SFGoth at November 14, 2012 09:26 AM (dZ756)

241 it turns out that general Allen's email to Jill Kelley were just like phone sex so we can all feel better about that since that's not really sex. My faith in the military brass restored. (breathes a big sigh of relief)

Posted by: L, just L at November 14, 2012 09:26 AM (0PiQ4)

242 Off, damn sock.

Posted by: Armando at November 14, 2012 09:26 AM (5iuEW)

243 And just now I'm starting to wonder if my neighbor with the "War is expensive, Peace is priceless" bumper sticker really doesn't have it all figured out after all. It sounded so foolproof until now.

Posted by: Dave S. at November 14, 2012 09:26 AM (d4o2E)

244
Dead serious about that too. Just look at where all Egypt's population lives.

  Yeah that would probably never happen. Is it wrong of me to want the jihadis to blow up the pyramids?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at November 14, 2012 09:26 AM (9+ccr)

245 Watch for Barky and his junta to start blaming Israel and this strike for Benghazi. The Indonesian Dog-Eating Retard and his junta will claim that their arab buddies in Benghazi knew about this strike and were just reacting to it. I'm not entirely joking. I expect Barky to hold hands with the EU, UN and Russia and try to embargo Israel in the very near future. The full-court press to snuff out Israel's existence is just about to move into high gear.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 09:26 AM (X3lox)

246 since that's not really sex. My faith in the military brass restored. (breathes a big sigh of relief)



Like someone said earlier, 47 year old Elmo wasn't fucking a 16 year old, just an 18 year old.  So it's all good.

Posted by: Adam at November 14, 2012 09:27 AM (/YJYi)

247 I'm not entirely joking. I expect Barky to hold hands with the EU, UN and Russia and try to embargo Israel in the very near future. The full-court press to snuff out Israel's existence is just about to move into high gear.

  You did see that Putty says obama is coming to visit him didn't you? Flexibility you know...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at November 14, 2012 09:28 AM (9+ccr)

248

 

I am so pleased to be called out of retirement and brought into the recovery efforts for the NY/NJ area, in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy.

 

My expertise in making disaster recoveries as expensive as possible, will be put to good use...to benefit all my good friends in the DNC. 

Posted by: James Lee Witt at November 14, 2012 09:28 AM (ICEh3)

249

 

"Once I got you in my sights,

 

BOOM! BOOM!  Out go the lights!"

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2012 09:28 AM (BAS5M)

250 Did anyone see those hideous pictures of Broadwell linked from drudge with her forehead veins bulging wearing a hot pink top holding a glass of red wine? she's feeling it

Posted by: L, just L at November 14, 2012 09:28 AM (0PiQ4)

251 Over/Under on TFG being late

Posted by: RWC at November 14, 2012 01:25 PM (fWAjv)



15 minutes.

Rumor has it they're still trying to get the gerbil out of his ass and Richard Gere is not available.

Posted by: © Sponge at November 14, 2012 09:30 AM (UK9cE)

252 Does anybody know what munition was used?  Looking at the video frame-by-frame the car just explodes from the rear-passenger side.  Can't see any streaks coming in but the framerate might hide it.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 14, 2012 09:30 AM (vk1zz)

253 250 Adam Oh thanks for more good news. Elmo can tickle me again

Posted by: L, just L at November 14, 2012 09:30 AM (0PiQ4)

254 Yeah that would probably never happen

If Israel were to take out the dam with a nuke, a rush of boiling, radioactive water would go up the Nile and scald and contaminate everything in its path. Unfortunately for Egypt, 95% of its population is within 12 miles of the Nile.

Granted, that would probably only happen if Israel were to exercise the Samson Option, but still...

Posted by: Armando at November 14, 2012 09:31 AM (5iuEW)

255 Posted by: Aswan High Dam at November 14, 2012 01:24 PM (5iuEW Yeah I've spent a month in Africa's biggest shantytown. Total shithole. Most of Egypt's population is at or around the Nile delta.

Posted by: Model-1066 at November 14, 2012 09:32 AM (LG8WP)

256 Six rockets fired at Beersheba, one hits shopping center
By JPOST.COM STAFF 11/14/2012 20:16
Barak authorizes emergency call-up of reservists
By JPOST.COM STAFF 11/14/2012 20:16
Palestinian reports: Numerous explosions in Gaza; car hit
By JPOST.COM STAFF  11/14/2012 20:13
Amnesty calls on all sides to step back, protect civilians
By JPOST.COM STAFF 11/14/2012 20:11
Sirens sounded in Beersheba; Iron Dome intercepts 2 rockets
By JPOST.COM STAFF 11/14/2012 19:58

Posted by: Baldy at November 14, 2012 09:32 AM (opS9C)

257 Ripped off from another site: "All of you should have a look at this picture of the dead terorists car:- http://goo.gl/vtKgb Do you have any idea how much it has taken to make a missile that only causes this tiny amount of damage? The precision and mass/velocity/design of the kinetic vehicle and warhead are awe inspiring. If they had used a conventional Hellfire round there would be a crater 6 feet in diameter and 6 foot deep. Instead the headlights have survived. Anyone who states that the IDF use indiscriminate force can fuck off. "

Posted by: Walkers! at November 14, 2012 09:33 AM (YEG/L)

258 ""All of you should have a look at this picture of the dead terorists car"

Jihadi car wash?

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 14, 2012 09:34 AM (zpqa2)

259 new sex angle in the CIA, child porn. I couldn't get the link on drudge to open up. Did anyone read it? This just gets worser and worser. The world is hideous.

Posted by: L, just L at November 14, 2012 09:35 AM (0PiQ4)

260 Is that a Delorean?

Posted by: Butters at November 14, 2012 09:35 AM (NIZHJ)

261 IDF has a special message on twitter :

We recommend that no Hamas operatives, whether low level or senior leaders, show their faces above ground in the days ahead.



Posted by: runner at November 14, 2012 09:35 AM (WR5xI)

262 Could have just as easily been detonated remotely.  Kinda looks like it blew up from under/inside.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 14, 2012 09:36 AM (vk1zz)

263 @264 Not a Delorean. Its a Fisker.

Posted by: chuckR at November 14, 2012 09:38 AM (XLu7l)

264 looks like it is going to be harder and harder for freedom fighters to be above ground at all

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2012 09:38 AM (WR5xI)

265 Ben Feller of AP 1st question: Can you ssure the americn people tht there have been no breches in CIA scndal - I have no evidence Tht I have seen..LOTS of weasel words from Obama.

Posted by: Baldy at November 14, 2012 09:39 AM (opS9C)

266 Do you have any idea how much it has taken to make a missile that only causes this tiny amount of damage? The precision and mass/velocity/design of the kinetic vehicle and warhead are awe inspiring. Holy shit, that's *amazing*. Kudos to the IDF.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2012 09:40 AM (B/VB5)

267 looks like it is going to be harder and harder for freedom fighters to be above ground at all Being *at* ground level isn't completely safe either.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at November 14, 2012 09:40 AM (B/VB5)

268 269 Baldy,

who cares?

No offense to you Baldy.

They will NOT hurt him.

EVER so if ever able I will hurt THEM.

Why are they paid more than Ace for blogging?


Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 09:41 AM (LRFds)

269 Posted by: Walkers! at November 14, 2012 01:33 PM (YEG/L) Yeah gotta make sure that the precious life and valuable real estate in the vicinity isn't harmed. Years of lib whining about 'proportional response' did that.

Posted by: Model-1066 at November 14, 2012 09:42 AM (LG8WP)

270 Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 01:41 PM (LRFds) ******* Probably right.

Posted by: Baldy at November 14, 2012 09:42 AM (opS9C)

271 Operation Pillar of Cloud... They always have neater names.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 14, 2012 09:44 AM (YEG/L)

272 If you like your smoldering crater you can keep your smoldering crater. If not, tough shit.

Posted by: Model-1066 at November 14, 2012 09:45 AM (LG8WP)

273 They finally arrested the husband of the muslim woman in San Diego who was beaten to death. On it's face you could tell it was an inside job but noooooooo. We had to be fucking lectured that we hate muslims and we did it.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 14, 2012 09:48 AM (YEG/L)

274 Documents Reveal Claims of Nepotism, Fraud, Child Porn Inside CIA http://tinyurl.com/bumqc44

Posted by: Evilpens at November 14, 2012 09:49 AM (ck76k)

275 275 Operation Pillar of Cloud... They always have neater names. Under Obambi, it would be something like Operation Anal Remora or something.

Posted by: Model-1066 at November 14, 2012 09:50 AM (LG8WP)

276 Anyone who states that the IDF use indiscriminate force can fuck off.

But, but, but... some innocent passerby on the sidewalk could have been hurt by the driverless burning hulk of the car after Ahmed got toasted!!"

Posted by: Raving lefty moonbat at November 14, 2012 09:52 AM (PMGbu)

277 @260 this sucks i have to be in beer sheva in a few days

Posted by: dave in eilat at November 14, 2012 09:59 AM (j49BQ)

278 Are they sure they got him?  Sure the car got all blown to shit but it was still rolling.  And yes,  I know it was on fire and those flames would be all up in his face,  and his junk and stuff,  but what if he were able to drive away like Wylie Coyote or some such shit?

Posted by: Dang at November 14, 2012 09:59 AM (R18D0)

279 Is that a Delorean?
Posted by: Butters

At the end of the video it looked like a Ford Pinto.

Posted by: Dang at November 14, 2012 10:00 AM (R18D0)

280 Note to self:  Always come to a complete stop at the intersection when driving in Israel.

Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2012 10:00 AM (MOWP1)

281

 Depending on the source you trusst, Israel ha between two hundred and four hundred nukes - if not more.

 

 Unless they're total goofballs (yeah, I know, they are goofballs), I'd think their neighbors would be careful about really pissing them off. Between initial damages from the nukes, combined with resultant and subsequent 'humanitarian disasters' resulting from starvation and disease  after the strikes (think: Hurricane Sandy on steroids) Israel could theoretically wipe out about half the Muslims and Arabs on earth, at one stroke.

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at November 14, 2012 10:08 AM (WwR1j)

282 Petraeus is a bum. On the day the bodies were brought home, that BUM Petraeus went to the movies with Ben Affleck. He's garbage.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 14, 2012 10:12 AM (v8xyR)

283 here's a pic of Pillow Talk Petraeus yukkin it up with Ben Affleck on the day the 4 bodies were brought home: http://tinyurl.com/csbxgqg

Posted by: soothsayer at November 14, 2012 10:20 AM (v8xyR)

284 Roasted Halal.

Posted by: BuddyPC at November 14, 2012 10:24 AM (jfUIE)

285 @219: Here I am!

Posted by: D11 Bulldozer at November 14, 2012 10:50 AM (izA2D)

286 Israel could theoretically wipe out about half the Muslims and Arabs on earth, at one stroke. —Warren Bonesteel Now there's something to ponder.

Posted by: That Mindful Guy is pondering at November 14, 2012 11:27 AM (lBpVP)

287 Nice to know that the last thing that passed through the Hamas leader's mind was his ass.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 14, 2012 12:58 PM (oe1aw)

288 Ha. The car keeps going like the model car in Back to the Future...

Posted by: Sweep the leg at November 14, 2012 02:56 PM (W9qYB)

289

"Missile contrails seen in the mirror are closer than they appear."

BOOM!

RIP, Sheikh Shakey Ka-blooey.

Posted by: furious_a at November 15, 2012 07:17 AM (8lw4l)

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