March 22, 2012

War on Women: Candidate's Bus Unduly Emphasizes Her Gender
— Ace

Meet Danielle Smith, of Alberta's Wildrose party.

Well, that's unfortunate, and sort of funny, and I'm sure we can just move on from this with a brief chuckle. These things happen. No big deal.

“These stories continue to reinforce stereotypes about women… they tend to focus on women’s’ bodies instead of focusing on what women bring to the table in terms of their competencies,” said Clare Beckton, executive director of Carleton University’s Centre for Women in Politics and Public Leadership in Ottawa.

“It can and does make women think twice about running (for office).”

Beckton said it’s “highly unlikely if this was a male candidate that they would be making these kinds of comments” and that “sexism continues to exist” for women who want to become involved in politics.

Whoops, I guess not. Seems like the candidate's poor choice of graphics is somehow a reason to snipe at me.

You ride around on a semi-pornographic tit-lorry and that's my fault?

Thanks to @slublog.

Posted by: Ace at 03:13 PM | Comments (430)
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1 I'd rotate those tires. I'd rotate those tires like there's no tomorrow.

Posted by: Benson at March 22, 2012 03:16 PM (qzcNU)

2 Avoid the corndogs.

Posted by: Michelle Bachmann at March 22, 2012 03:16 PM (vRSeu)

3 Those are some steel belted radials she has got there.

Posted by: mpfs at March 22, 2012 03:16 PM (iYbLN)

4 When I stare at her boobehs I get dizzy.

Posted by: DPR VIII at March 22, 2012 03:17 PM (Rh+tg)

5 Still looks more natural than most of the chicks in Hollywood.

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 03:17 PM (MMC8r)

6 She looks kinda lopsided.  Who forgot the other hubcap?

Posted by: mpfs at March 22, 2012 03:17 PM (iYbLN)

7 Warning: Motorboating may result in serious injury or even death.

Posted by: Benson at March 22, 2012 03:17 PM (qzcNU)

8 Nice lugs.

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 03:18 PM (MMC8r)

9 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2012 03:18 PM (7W3wI)

10 Pam Gellar bought a bus?

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 03:18 PM (MMC8r)

11 Oh I see..the wheels are her tits right?

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2012 03:19 PM (7W3wI)

12 OK, comments 1 and 8 are better than anything I can come up with.

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 22, 2012 03:19 PM (sdi6R)

13 After further review, we decided to have Danielle's likeness on the back of the bus straddling the tail pipe.

Posted by: Danielle Smith campaign at March 22, 2012 03:20 PM (ETgqz)

14 Those mudflaps make me randy.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2012 03:20 PM (nj1bB)

15 I suppose I'm too late for a headlights comment?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2012 03:20 PM (xVY13)

16 I like it. It's cute.  And from what the article described, quite unintentional.  They are redesigning as it is proving to be "a distraction".

What's the WildRose Party?

Posted by: mama winger at March 22, 2012 03:20 PM (P6QsQ)

17 You're kidding, right?

Posted by: Sarah Palin at March 22, 2012 03:21 PM (T0NGe)

18 I'm voting for her . Seriously , I'm in Calgary .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 22, 2012 03:21 PM (npr0X)

19 She has big... tires.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 22, 2012 03:21 PM (Iyg03)

20 And that Clare Bekton, with her blah, blah, blah, stereotypes, blah, blah. Really needs to get herself a sense of humor.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2012 03:22 PM (xVY13)

21 eh, they kinda look fake

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 22, 2012 03:22 PM (WdKsY)

22 Look at the size of those......TREADS!

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2012 03:22 PM (DbZbn)

23 Didn't anyone see this?  Are Canucks this stupid?

Come on people this is Joe Biden weapons grade stupid.

This is Road Island stupid.

This is "Come on stand up Chuck" stupid.

This is three letter word JOBS stupid.

Posted by: mpfs at March 22, 2012 03:23 PM (iYbLN)

24 What's the WildRose Party?

They seem to be right-of-center.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 22, 2012 03:23 PM (T0NGe)

25 WildRose is actually a conservative party. Fiscally conservative, often socially conservative, doesn't buy into the man-made global warming hysteria bullcrap.

Posted by: Benson at March 22, 2012 03:23 PM (qzcNU)

26
Where the rubber meets the load.

Posted by: tommygun at March 22, 2012 03:23 PM (cb4oU)

27 sometimes wheels are just wheels,  man

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 22, 2012 03:23 PM (Dll6b)

28 Are those 20s?

Posted by: cherry at March 22, 2012 03:23 PM (OhYCU)

29 She's due for a rim job.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 22, 2012 03:24 PM (vpe0k)

30 i hate when they don't match/

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2012 03:24 PM (TomZ9)

31 hahahahahaha

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 22, 2012 03:24 PM (Ho2rs)

32 Beckton said it’s “highly unlikely if this was a male candidate that they would be making these kinds of comments” Because male candidates don't have boobehs, you idiot. Believe me, if a male candidate had hooters, people would be making rude comments about it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2012 03:24 PM (xVY13)

33 Those tires are so new they still have their nipples.

Posted by: cherry at March 22, 2012 03:24 PM (OhYCU)

34 Keeping them fully inflated will solve Canada's oil needs.

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 03:25 PM (MMC8r)

35 >>>>“highly unlikely if this was a male candidate that they would be making these kinds of comments” and that “sexism continues to exist” for women who want to become involved in politics.

So if a candidate had a wall graphic that had, say an unfortunate coincidence of having a angled flag pole coming out of his crotch, we wouldn't take cheap shots for a laugh? That is a load of utter and total BS.

Yes it is easier for women, because of anatomy (shake your fist at God not me) to get caught by those unfortunate coincidences. But that's just what it is, not some nefarious woman hate.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 03:25 PM (0q2P7)

36 I hope those tires are properly inflated.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2012 03:25 PM (ccXZP)

37 Because male candidates don't have boobehs, you idiot. Believe me, if a male candidate had hooters, people would be making rude comments about it. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2012 07:24 PM (xVY13) I bet Newt has man boobs?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 22, 2012 03:25 PM (i6RpT)

38 Mother, Jugs & Speed

Posted by: Danielle Smith campaign at March 22, 2012 03:25 PM (ETgqz)

39 Nice tits.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 03:25 PM (O3R/2)

40 Mmmm... 24 nipples to suck on. And only on one side!

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 22, 2012 03:25 PM (7+pP9)

41 They don't look natural.  I'm gonna have to say they're fake.

Posted by: Bosk at March 22, 2012 03:25 PM (n2K+4)

42 The Wildrose Party was formed because the conservative party was too lefty. Danielle and your Sarah would enjoy a conversation, especially since both are from big oil jurisdictions.

Posted by: Greg at March 22, 2012 03:25 PM (y5byG)

43 Shiny lugnuts

Posted by: cherry at March 22, 2012 03:26 PM (OhYCU)

44 Beckton said it’s “highly unlikely if this was a male candidate that they would be making these kinds of comments” Don't you believe it.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 22, 2012 03:26 PM (MMC8r)

45

Beckton said it’s “highly unlikely if this was a male candidate that they would be making these kinds of comments”

 

If it were a male candidate Beckton wouldn't be making her comments.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2012 03:26 PM (YKibJ)

46 I didn't know they could have innies and outties.

Posted by: Bosk at March 22, 2012 03:26 PM (n2K+4)

47 oh it's the gender-confused mommy's-shoes-sniffer again.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2012 03:26 PM (nj1bB)

48 Believe me, if a male candidate had hooters, people would be making rude comments about it.

That's not the only thing they make rude comments about.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at March 22, 2012 03:26 PM (joSBv)

49 She looks a little like Kate Holmes

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 22, 2012 03:26 PM (i6RpT)

50 What's the WildRose Party? The wildrose is Alberta's official flower . The Wildrose Party are actually conservatives . Unlike the governing Conservative party who've been in power for ever and wouldn't know conservativsm if it bit them on the ass .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 22, 2012 03:26 PM (npr0X)

51 My Wild Irish Rose.

Posted by: teh Wind at March 22, 2012 03:26 PM (GkYyh)

52 I'll never be able to sing "the wheels on the bus go round and round" to  my 3 year-old son with a straight face again. 

Then again, since he's a boy-child, maybe I'll show him the picture when I do.

Posted by: RightWingPRof at March 22, 2012 03:26 PM (ndI4l)

53 erg, when you sniffed your mommy's stinky high heels, did it make you feel like a superhero?

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2012 03:27 PM (nj1bB)

54 Graphic artist was a Republican waging war on womyn!!!!

Posted by: Nancy Pelousi at March 22, 2012 03:27 PM (LQIyD)

55 Believe me nothing can be as bad as having your picture taken eating a corndog if you are a female candidate.  At least she has a sense of humor.

Posted by: mpfs at March 22, 2012 03:27 PM (iYbLN)

56 War on MEN!

http://tinyurl.com/7e3ot7m

Seriously, don't these people have *real* problems to work on?

Posted by: DavidK at March 22, 2012 03:27 PM (ZAOox)

57 Did she buy those at Tire Rack?

Posted by: cherry at March 22, 2012 03:27 PM (OhYCU)

58 i really cannot imagine a graphic artist not seeing that  (in his/her mind)before it was painted

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2012 03:27 PM (TomZ9)

59 She's lookin' like 20 miles of bad road but I'd lube her up.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 22, 2012 03:27 PM (ETgqz)

60 The tits on the chick go round and round... round and round... round and round.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at March 22, 2012 03:27 PM (AlYnQ)

61 So she's conservative and has .... a nice bus.  I say she wins in a landslide.

Posted by: mama winger at March 22, 2012 03:27 PM (P6QsQ)

62 Her tattoo reads : Inflate to 85lbs MAX.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2012 03:28 PM (Cr/mi)

63 Straight teeth, nice complexion.  Are you sure she is Conservative?

But her bosom is somewhat.....strange.



Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 03:28 PM (O3R/2)

64 ergie's new legal thriller... D E P R E S S I V E A L C O H O L I C H O M O T R O L L

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2012 03:28 PM (nj1bB)

65 Nice tires.

Posted by: jem at March 22, 2012 03:28 PM (0oYHO)

66 And for those who doubt if it's real , trust me , it is .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 22, 2012 03:28 PM (npr0X)

67 Yeah I'm just imagining the Chris Christie bus with a big tire gut. I wonder if that would draw some fire.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 03:29 PM (0q2P7)

68 No comment yet on her other bus : http://fwd4.me/0wyC

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2012 03:29 PM (KNvk+)

69 Shw will win because she has a sense of humor too. 

Not a cranky old hag like the nags.

Posted by: mpfs at March 22, 2012 03:29 PM (iYbLN)

70 Those aren't re-treads, are they?

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2012 03:29 PM (Cr/mi)

71 "What's the WildRose Party? Posted by: mama winger" Know about the "rosebud" reference in the movie "Citizen Kane"? I mean the reference to Hearst's girlfriend.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2012 03:29 PM (xVY13)

72 I'd complete a pipeline with her, I can tell you.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2012 03:29 PM (6TB1Z)

73 Nice headlights, er, hubcaps.

Posted by: Metta Fore at March 22, 2012 03:30 PM (eHIJJ)

74 Posted by: Moriarty at March 22, 2012 07:27 PM (/40X6)

You're boring.  Up your game.

Posted by: Slublog at March 22, 2012 03:30 PM (fkeDb)

75 Hottest candidate on two wheels.

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 22, 2012 03:30 PM (ETgqz)

76 Meh. She had those inflated.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2012 03:30 PM (niZvt)

77

Know about the "rosebud" reference in the movie "Citizen Kane"? I mean the reference to Hearst's girlfriend.

 

Yup. That would correspond to the bus's starter motor.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2012 03:31 PM (YKibJ)

78 ergie are you drunk already or will you be waiting for 6:00 pm?

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2012 03:31 PM (nj1bB)

79 It'd be pretty funny if she had roadkill on her titties.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at March 22, 2012 03:31 PM (3wYCm)

80 Lotta tread wear on that woman.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at March 22, 2012 03:31 PM (eHIJJ)

81 Before there were breast implants, there were pneumatic implants...

Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 03:31 PM (O3R/2)

82 A graphic designer worked on that and never noticed the tire placement.  Right.

Posted by: Slublog at March 22, 2012 03:31 PM (fkeDb)

83 Those aren't re-treads, are they?

No, they're not.

Posted by: Retread at March 22, 2012 03:31 PM (joSBv)

84 You're built like a car. You got a hubcap diamond star halo..

Posted by: Zombie Marc Bolan at March 22, 2012 03:31 PM (vjyZP)

85 Duh.

Before there were silicone breast implants....

Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 03:32 PM (O3R/2)

86 Dang, erg, you'd think you'd get better at this the longer you do it, but you still. got. nothin.

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 03:32 PM (MMC8r)

87 91 Those aren't re-treads, are they?

No, they're not.

And they're spectacular.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2012 03:32 PM (6TB1Z)

88 Beckton said it’s “highly unlikely if this was a male candidate that they would be making these kinds of comments”

Yeah, right. Rick Perry goes driving around in a bus with those wheels right where his nuts would be, and nobody says a thing?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 22, 2012 03:32 PM (k34Gz)

89 "26 Didn't anyone see this? Are Canucks this stupid?" Yeah, I'm guessing the guys who applied the graphic to the bus were laughing so hard they were peeing themselves.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2012 03:32 PM (xVY13)

90 i wish i were that perky

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2012 03:32 PM (TomZ9)

91 No flats and plenty of tread left.

Posted by: ziptie at March 22, 2012 03:32 PM (VUvXQ)

92 Kind of pale though.  Don't you think?


Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 03:33 PM (O3R/2)

93 CONNNNSSS...! don't you like my tasty, tasty all dressed up in lacy, lacy?

Posted by: fergilicious at March 22, 2012 03:33 PM (nj1bB)

94 Needs an alignment.

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 03:33 PM (MMC8r)

95 Man!  I love big dark nipples.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 03:34 PM (O3R/2)

96 That's the first time I looked at a picture of an attractive woman and decided that I didn't want to motorboat her.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 22, 2012 03:34 PM (75ggp)

97 >>>Ladies, why do you love the men of war?

Far for me to speak for the ettes but if I had a guess it's because men of war keep pounding the target till the objective is reached.

Unlike those who just give up and roll over. We call that "Peace at all costs"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 03:34 PM (0q2P7)

98 Santorum wants to legislate sex. What is the definition of Santorum?

The super-stupid Dan Savage thing?  I'm sure you're quite familiar with it.

Posted by: Slublog at March 22, 2012 03:34 PM (fkeDb)

99 Got a sister whose a semi? i like more traction.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at March 22, 2012 03:34 PM (ETgqz)

100 i refuse to look up motorboat.

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2012 03:35 PM (TomZ9)

101 Those are the second biggest areolas I've ever seen.

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 03:35 PM (MMC8r)

102 Sun readers don't care who runs the country...

Posted by: Stumbo at March 22, 2012 03:35 PM (YLiyE)

103

 

put tasseles on the hubs and it would be really funny going down the road,i'd vote for her

Posted by: kj at March 22, 2012 03:35 PM (zdvxY)

104 Any of you ladies here notice that her lipstick is the exact same shade of pink as the rose?

Me too.

Posted by: mama winger at March 22, 2012 03:36 PM (P6QsQ)

105 This all could have been avoided if we had sent in a few guys in the 1800's to conquer all of Canada and to make them a metals and materials-producing vassal state of ours.  A missed opportunity.  Regarding this candidate Danielle Smith, I'd say she needs to grow a set and to stop bitching so much about being on the rag or something.  Concerning the vicious and perpetual double standards that apply to men and women I completely agree.  It's high time we send off our young women into combat to be slaughtered, scarred and maimed.  We also need to reform domestic relations laws and mores so that men and not women overwhelmingly are granted such items as child custody, property settlements and alimony.  Equal rights, dammit!

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at March 22, 2012 03:36 PM (f8XyF)

106 If she was pullin' a double wide I'd hit it like a lonely 20-piece McNugget.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 22, 2012 03:36 PM (ETgqz)

107 and it's the Media Matters trol, Gweggie.

Wave hi Gweggie!

"The study, prepared by the nonpartisan Congressional Research Service (CRS), examined oil production on federal and non-federal land between 2007-2011. Approximately 96 percent of the total increase in domestic oil production occurred on non-federal land, CRS found."

Sad Gweggie is sad.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 22, 2012 03:36 PM (WdKsY)

108 >>>Santorum wants to legislate sex.

No he doesn't, he even said he doesn't, cause f*ckwads like you really kept asking that dopey question. Got something at least sorta kinda true?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 03:36 PM (0q2P7)

109 "Those are the second biggest areolas I've ever seen." Don't make fun of Traci Lords.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at March 22, 2012 03:37 PM (3wYCm)

110 The Wildrose Party of Alberta was a right wing political organization founded in Alberta, Canada in 2007. The organization took its name from Alberta's provincial flower.  You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at March 22, 2012 03:37 PM (GTbGH)

111

War on women?? How hard could that be?

Posted by: Jimmah at March 22, 2012 03:37 PM (UpwlP)

112 >>>Conservatives hate sex and want to regulate sex unless they can create babies that they can foist upon taxpayers.

BZZZ wrong answer. You really don't have any facts do you? Is that why you just make stuff up?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 03:37 PM (0q2P7)

113 Conservatives hate sex and want to regulate sex unless they can create babies that they can foist upon taxpayers.

Now is ze time in the comments where we regurgitate ze stupid, worn out talking points!

TOUCH MY MONKEY!

Posted by: Dieter at March 22, 2012 03:38 PM (fkeDb)

114 What's the WildRose Party?

Posted by: mama winger at March 22, 2012 07:20 PM (P6QsQ)

 

Isn't that a lesbian BDSM group?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 22, 2012 03:38 PM (NVu2l)

115 Danielle and your Sarah would

Remember when you pretended to be a conservative?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 22, 2012 03:39 PM (Etv9D)

116 They really really really need to put hub caps with a spiral on those to capture the hypnotic affect of the breastesses.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 22, 2012 03:39 PM (61yvg)

117 Most deadly weapon in the war on women - spiders.

Posted by: Jimmah at March 22, 2012 03:39 PM (UpwlP)

118 "Conservatives, stay the fk out of our lives."


Trust us erg, nobody here wants to have anything to do with your imagined sex life.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2012 03:39 PM (GZitp)

119 Pretty girl except for the fucked up tittehs.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2012 03:39 PM (KI/Ch)

120 And she's wearing a pearl necklace? C'mon. Her campaign staff is punking everyone.

Posted by: Metta Fore at March 22, 2012 03:39 PM (eHIJJ)

121

The Boobs on the bus go round and round...

Posted by: What sexual inuendo? at March 22, 2012 03:39 PM (pzZL/)

122 I come home from work and this is the thread. I cant leave you alone for 5 minutes!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 22, 2012 03:40 PM (DGIjM)

123

they can foist upon taxpayers

 

So now the comrade is concerned about taxpayers.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2012 03:40 PM (YKibJ)

124 jimmah ick....i finally learned to kill them after i had kids.....i couldn't let the spider bite my child!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 22, 2012 03:40 PM (Ho2rs)

125 I thought Raykon was the troll who rants about the 'breeders.'

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 03:40 PM (MMC8r)

126 "Conservatives, stay the fk out of our lives." BUT PAY FOR OUR CONTRACEPTION!

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 03:41 PM (MMC8r)

127 "...the wheels on the bus go UP and DOWN, UP and DOWN, UP and DOWN, all around the town..."


Posted by: museisluse at March 22, 2012 03:41 PM (q2H2p)

128 128 Most deadly weapon in the war on women - spiders. Posted by: Jimmah


Hah!

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2012 03:41 PM (KNvk+)

129 Moriarty: "Conservatives hate sex and want to regulate sex unless they can create babies that they can foist upon taxpayers. Conservatives, stay the fk out of our lives."

Congratulations. The stupidest comment of the year so far.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 22, 2012 03:41 PM (eHIJJ)

130 Raykon, a hutt like creature first observed in the wild in 2010, sucks cock by choice.  You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at March 22, 2012 03:42 PM (GTbGH)

131 I want to work my jack in between those big round puppies and crank it up so I can get my lug nuts off.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 22, 2012 03:42 PM (DiqH3)

132 oh, you know who else is a breeder and likes jesus?

ron paul!

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2012 03:42 PM (TomZ9)

133 In other news,  Whitney is still dead, and cocaine was found in her system.  But she is still dead.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 03:42 PM (O3R/2)

134 The candidate herself seemed to react rather nonchalantly according to the Tweet; It was the woman from the "Centre for Women In Politics who had a hissy fit. Let me guess that the latter is the Canadian version of a liberal.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2012 03:42 PM (ceyqu)

135 "Conservatives believe in imaginary beings that tell them what sex is good and what sex is bad."

Pretty sure I don't need God telling me the you having imagined sex with your brother, mother and cat at the same time is bad.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2012 03:43 PM (GZitp)

136

@141

 

Yeah, really. Truly idiotic, even by leftists' standards.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2012 03:43 PM (YKibJ)

137

Conservatives believe in imaginary beings that tell them what sex is good and what sex is bad.

 

Right now there's a voice in my head telling me that you need a foot in your ass.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 22, 2012 03:44 PM (DiqH3)

138 My son's a total fag.

Posted by: Moriarity's Mom at March 22, 2012 03:44 PM (KNvk+)

139

Beckton said it’s “highly unlikely if this was a male candidate that they would be making these kinds of comments” and that “sexism continues to exist” for women who want to become involved in politics.

 

Well duh.  We'd be making fun of it if it was a guy and the tires ended up at crotch level.

Posted by: buzzion at March 22, 2012 03:44 PM (GULKT)

140 Nice tire rack.

Posted by: Andy at March 22, 2012 03:45 PM (XG+Mn)

141 >>>Conservatives believe in imaginary beings that tell them what sex is good and what sex is bad

Why are you so judgmental about someone else beliefs on sex? F*ing bigot, you want to tell others what is right and wrong about sex don't you? STAY OUT OF THE BEDROOM damn libbie.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 03:45 PM (0q2P7)

142 Whichever of the cobs runs the TB3K should loan the keys to Ace.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 22, 2012 03:45 PM (Etv9D)

143 I didn't even notice the juxtposition until it was pointed out. I guess because if they're supposed to be breasts they make her look like a Transformer.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2012 03:45 PM (i0App)

144

You stupid fk, an unwanted baby costs 1.5 mil

 

Tell your parents you're good for it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2012 03:45 PM (YKibJ)

145 I have accepted Jesus Christ as my personal Savior, and I endeavor every day to follow Him in all I do and in every position I advocate.

Posted by: Ron Paul! at March 22, 2012 03:45 PM (GTbGH)

146 BS. Babies don't cost more that 100k

Who's going to pay for your Social Security?  My kids?


Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 03:45 PM (O3R/2)

147 You stupid fk, an unwanted baby costs 1.5 mil. Is that what your mom told you?

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 03:45 PM (MMC8r)

148 i guess some forget they were actually kids at one time.

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2012 03:46 PM (TomZ9)

149 >>>Most deadly weapon in the war on women - spiders.

We could have a mesquito-hawk airforce...

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 03:46 PM (0q2P7)

150 Babies cost 1.5 mil when they won't leave the fucking home!

Posted by: Moriarity's Mom at March 22, 2012 03:46 PM (KNvk+)

151 Why do conservative women love Men of War? Because they are fabulous in bed. I'm sorry you misunderstood. When conservative women said they didn't like sex, they were only talking about your performance.

Posted by: Lauren at March 22, 2012 03:46 PM (hWQVK)

152 It is God Who gave us life.  As He is free, so are those He created in His image.  Our rights to life and liberty are inalienable.

Posted by: Ron Paul! at March 22, 2012 03:46 PM (GTbGH)

153 128 "Most deadly weapon in the war on women - spiders." Speaking of which. The U.S. army is making war on gigantic killer ants on TCM right now. And the star, Matt Dillon, somehow went from an FBI agent to a GI.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2012 03:46 PM (xVY13)

154

Just so I keep your account current, what does an unwanted adult cost?

 

Don't worry. I'll put it on your tab.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2012 03:46 PM (YKibJ)

155 i refuse to look up motorboat.

You don't look up.  You look down.

Posted by: Cicero at March 22, 2012 03:47 PM (QKKT0)

156 You stupid fk, an unwanted baby costs 1.5 mil.

Preventing an unwanted pregnancy costs even less.  So quit whining about the price of contraception, dumbass.

Posted by: Slublog at March 22, 2012 03:47 PM (fkeDb)

157 omg how does it happen,

i guess some kids are more worthy than others.

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2012 03:47 PM (TomZ9)

158 Liberals believe in a utopia where if you just have the correct kind of government with the correct people in charge peace will guide the stars, love will rule the planets , want and wars will cease and everybody world widel sing kumbaya.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2012 03:47 PM (ceyqu)

159 Hi Ray.  How was your day?  How was work?  Any trouble with the boss today?

Posted by: mama winger at March 22, 2012 03:47 PM (P6QsQ)

160 I never wished to be born.

Not a problem, ray.

Posted by: It IS a tumah at March 22, 2012 03:48 PM (GTbGH)

161 Stupid, stupid, stupid, fks, I never wished to be born. Why did you force my mother? There's that self-loathing, folks. Ray doesn't have enough self-worth to think he can get attention on any other basis, and settles for the negative attention that he gets trolling blogs. Sad. Soooo sad.

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 03:48 PM (MMC8r)

162 an unwanted baby costs 1.5 mil


If someone is shelling out that kind of money, someone wants the baby.


Use your head for something besides a hat rack

Posted by: fluffy at March 22, 2012 03:48 PM (vRSeu)

163 To any whiny bitches above implying that Danielle is complaining, she is not. Read the link. Some lefty Prof from my province is complaining for her.

Posted by: Greg at March 22, 2012 03:48 PM (y5byG)

164 Stupid, stupid, stupid, fks, I never wished to be born. Why did you force my mother?

Don't blame us.  It's not like we made your mom go at it with the first hobo she saw.

Posted by: Slublog at March 22, 2012 03:48 PM (fkeDb)

165
BUT PAY FOR OUR CONTRACEPTION!

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 07:41 PM (MMC8r)"
You stupid fk, an unwanted baby costs 1.5 mil.


not if you don't pay for that either

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 22, 2012 03:48 PM (61yvg)

166

You stupid fk, an unwanted baby costs 1.5 mil

 

Wish they would have called me.  I could have saved your parents $1,499,999.50. 

 

I buy my .45 caliber bullets in bulk, so they only run me about 50 cents apiece.  Then we'd all be happy.  So, blame your parents.  We do - look at the faggoty whiner they foisted on our society.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 22, 2012 03:48 PM (DiqH3)

167 >>>Stupid, stupid, stupid, fks, I never wished to be born. Why did you force my mother?

Is that your issue? You have SO MUCH self loathing that you blame your mom for not getting an abortion?

wow

just wow.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 03:48 PM (0q2P7)

168 The trolls are out in force tonight.  ugh

Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 03:48 PM (O3R/2)

169 i refuse to look up motorboat.

There's a delightful scene in Wedding Crashers which should give you the gist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuHkDT7q6Gg

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 22, 2012 03:49 PM (Etv9D)

170 have you seen what it costs to have a puppy these days,

the food , the shots, the vet visits,

kill it.

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2012 03:49 PM (TomZ9)

171 When Danielle Smith throws you under the bus, you stay there.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 22, 2012 03:49 PM (hiMsy)

172 You stupid fk, an unwanted baby costs 1.5 mil.

Posted by: Moriarty at March 22, 2012 07:43 PM (/40X6)

 

So, for a million five you'd murder a baby?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 22, 2012 03:49 PM (NVu2l)

173

164Stupid, stupid, stupid, fks, I never wished to be born. Why did you force my mother?

 

Yeah, who's to blame for that? I want to kick his ass too.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2012 03:49 PM (YKibJ)

174 waterhouse, i'm trusting you .. brb

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2012 03:49 PM (TomZ9)

175 I wonder if a nice .45 APC is worth having.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 22, 2012 03:50 PM (vpe0k)

176 >>>You stupid fk, an unwanted baby costs 1.5 mil

Yes and condoms are cheap, and BCPs are cheap. There ain't no excuse for not taking care of your own choices.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 03:50 PM (0q2P7)

177 That bus stops anywhere near me I'm spreadin' some old campaign cash around.

Posted by: John Edwards at March 22, 2012 03:50 PM (ETgqz)

178 Most Americans love and nurture their children, even the poor.  Only the OWS cannot afford to have one.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 03:51 PM (O3R/2)

179 Oh guys, the poor widdle baby has mommy issues.

Posted by: Lauren at March 22, 2012 03:51 PM (hWQVK)

180 I want to see what's on the other side of the bus.

Posted by: Cicero at March 22, 2012 03:51 PM (QKKT0)

181 ha, what's wrong with you?
no, what's wrong with you?..
ok it wasn't too bad.

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2012 03:51 PM (TomZ9)

182 Hitler was real. God is not.

And ace's question at #86 has been answered.

Posted by: Slublog at March 22, 2012 03:51 PM (fkeDb)

183 Her breasts each have different styles of hubcaps.

You can't say that about just any woman.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 22, 2012 03:51 PM (k34Gz)

184 Define "fascism" for the class. The

Posted by: Lauren at March 22, 2012 03:52 PM (hWQVK)

185 Is that your issue? You have SO MUCH self loathing that you blame your mom for not getting an abortion?

wow

just wow.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 07:48 PM



Yeah.  It's really quite sad, and I'm not snarking.  That's why I find it hard to get angry at Ray.  He really is disturbed.  Perhaps he's come from some horrible place, and just isn't quite right in the head because of it.  I pray for Ray every night.  This morning I felt bad because last night while praying for Ray I fell asleep.  Perhaps this explains in some small part why he is particularly deranged today.

Posted by: mama winger at March 22, 2012 03:52 PM (P6QsQ)

186 But is there junk in the trunk?

Posted by: name withheld on advice of council at March 22, 2012 03:52 PM (GTbGH)

187 "Cons believe in fascism..."

Sorry.  Fascism is like National Socialism.  A variation of Communism that includes racism.  We are not buying that shit here.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 03:52 PM (O3R/2)

188 Stupid, stupid, stupid, fks, I never wished to be born. Why did you force my mother?

Posted by: Moriarty at March 22, 2012 07:46 PM (/40X6)

did you actually say that?

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2012 03:52 PM (TomZ9)

189 You know, we used to get better trolls. They were somewhere between misinformed and delusional, but at least they made some sense. How come we don't rate now? We're getting the dregs now.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2012 03:52 PM (YKibJ)

190
Seems raykon is in early today.
Howya doing raykon?

Posted by: YIKES! at March 22, 2012 03:53 PM (M+UUq)

191 By that "logic", Ray, God also kills 100% of the human population. Does that mean I can kill whoever I want?

Posted by: Lauren at March 22, 2012 03:54 PM (hWQVK)

192 When will raykon get new material? The lazy dumb fuck's been coasting on the same played-out debunked shit for more than a year.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 22, 2012 03:54 PM (Etv9D)

193 >>>Cons believe in fascism

Liberals who are pro-business believe in Fascism. Or as they call it "State Capitalism"

Conservatives believe no such thing.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 03:54 PM (0q2P7)

194 You stupid fk, your God aborts millions a year through miscarriage.

Posted by: Moriarty at March 22, 2012 07:52 PM (/40X6)

 

Okay, but if you hate God, why do you want to play God?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 22, 2012 03:54 PM (NVu2l)

195 You stupid fk, your God aborts millions a year through miscarriage.

You're about to cross a line. Think carefully before you post again.

Posted by: Slublog at March 22, 2012 03:54 PM (fkeDb)

196 Well, thank God, unlike liberals, I don't believe Obama is a messiah: http://obamamessiah.blogspot.com/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2012 03:54 PM (ceyqu)

197 Moriarity, I'm going to go out on a limb here. Civil servant?

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2012 03:54 PM (nj1bB)

198 You stupid fk, an unwanted baby costs 1.5 mil

Wish they would have called me. I could have saved your parents $1,499,999.50.

I buy my .45 caliber bullets in bulk, so they only run me about 50 cents apiece. Then we'd all be happy. So, blame your parents. We do - look at the faggoty whiner they foisted on our society.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 22, 2012 07:48 PM (DiqH3)

 

Just use a .22 cheaper like 4 cents

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 22, 2012 03:55 PM (nTgAI)

199 The only thing Liberals need for them to be able to kill us is for us to give up our guns.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 03:55 PM (O3R/2)

200 205 "So, for a million five you'd murder a baby?"

You stupid fk, your God aborts millions a year through miscarriage.

I thought God wasn't real???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 22, 2012 03:55 PM (61yvg)

201 ok it wasn't too bad.

I like how Vince goes from angry to fascinated in a split-second.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 22, 2012 03:55 PM (Etv9D)

202

did you actually say that?


 

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2012 07:52 PM (TomZ9)

 

 

That's some weapons grade crazy, right there.

Posted by: ErikW at March 22, 2012 03:55 PM (BlMhz)

203 2 This shit news is no where near the main stream.

Posted by: Moriarty at March 22, 2012 07:16 PM (/40X6)


Fuck off!!

Posted by: Canada at March 22, 2012 03:55 PM (ykSKg)

204 Not really ever considered a stand-out, I'm thinking? All you guys are, at heart, is anger about your mediocrity and poor circumstances. Sniping at your betters won't change that. Read a fucking book, asshole. Get that GED.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2012 03:56 PM (nj1bB)

205 >>>You stupid fk, your God aborts millions a year through miscarriage.

And he kills how many billion people a year? Wow that makes the stupid rules we have on murder seem pretty asinine. I mean everybody dies eventually anyway. Where is the crime here?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 03:56 PM (0q2P7)

206 That's why I find it hard to get angry at Ray. He really is disturbed. Perhaps he's come from some horrible place, and just isn't quite right in the head because of it.

Meh.  He's dirt bound today, tomorrow., or next week.  Some people can't be helped.  With a little carbon monoxide, ray could do society a favor.

Posted by: toby928© at March 22, 2012 03:56 PM (GTbGH)

207 Civil servant?

I'm going to guess educator.  I've got a vibe.

Posted by: Slublog at March 22, 2012 03:56 PM (fkeDb)

208 You stupid fk, your God aborts millions a year through miscarriage.


Wait, God is no longer imaginary? It seems you believe so. You also wish to play God.

Posted by: fluffy at March 22, 2012 03:56 PM (vRSeu)

209 I don't feel bad for him. Diseased assholes like him should do us all a favor and stay in their dark basements.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2012 03:57 PM (nj1bB)

210 isn't it time for you to fall off the Reichenbach Falls, troll? Uh, buh bye.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2012 03:57 PM (ceyqu)

211 No offense to any morons who are educators, by the way.  Some of you are awesome.  Quite a few educators...aren't.

Posted by: Slublog at March 22, 2012 03:57 PM (fkeDb)

212 Posted by: Canada at March 22, 2012 07:55 PM (ykSKg)




America's hat.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 22, 2012 03:58 PM (M+UUq)

213 My guess is funemployed 23 year old.

Posted by: Lauren at March 22, 2012 03:58 PM (hWQVK)

214 Join us, ray.  Join usssssssss.

Posted by: the toaster and the bath tub at March 22, 2012 03:58 PM (GTbGH)

215 America's hat.

That's "chapeau", yankee swine.

Posted by: some Quebecker at March 22, 2012 03:59 PM (Etv9D)

216 no I think he's a lot older than that. a 23 year old could at least still have *hope* that his life is going to turn around. ergie/raykon/whoever clearly has given up hope. He knows it's over. Next, the grave.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2012 03:59 PM (nj1bB)

217 It's not they don't believe in God.  It's that they hate God for giving us Free Will.

Free Will has consequences. 

Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 03:59 PM (O3R/2)

218 Well I'm angry--you cocksucking libtard pieces of shit are hell bent on wrecking a great nation. I hope someday we get to defend it against you.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 22, 2012 04:00 PM (vpe0k)

219 anyway  ray, i'm sorry things in your life really aren't fulfilling.
things can get better, if you stop to smell the roses. maybe not check out politics for a while, it can really wreck a mood that is already in a bad way.

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2012 04:00 PM (TomZ9)

220 No Ace, only have a degree in science, computer.

That course in writing Excel macros does not qualify as computer science.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 22, 2012 04:00 PM (Etv9D)

221 I'm 36.  If I live to be 60, and a ton of stuff happens in the man time that makes living to 60 a rarity, we might have a shot.

Posted by: Truman North at March 22, 2012 04:01 PM (I2LwF)

222 As we all know, 9 out of 10 scientists are democrat, so what does that say about the God believers? 90% of all statistics are made up.

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 04:01 PM (MMC8r)

223 Clearly not a degree in language, English.

Posted by: Lauren at March 22, 2012 04:01 PM (hWQVK)

224 moriarty, don't count biologists.  A very high percentage of physicists, on the other hand, believe in God.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 04:01 PM (O3R/2)

225 I'll bet that looks rather eye-catching when those wheels are spinning....rolling down the road. Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at March 22, 2012 04:01 PM (4GgJq)

226 No Ace, only have a degree in science, computer.


This clown couldn't spell 'C'

Posted by: fluffy at March 22, 2012 04:01 PM (vRSeu)

227 And by 'course' I mean 'free webinar'.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 22, 2012 04:01 PM (Etv9D)

228 omgoodness this sucks.

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2012 04:01 PM (TomZ9)

229 He knows it's over.

Next, the grave.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2012 07:59 PM (nj1bB)



Not before they get use to wearing depends

Posted by: YIKES! at March 22, 2012 04:01 PM (M+UUq)

230 Science , computer ....... stirred , not shaken .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 22, 2012 04:01 PM (npr0X)

231

America's hat.


 

Posted by: YIKES! at March 22, 2012 07:58 PM (M+UUq)

 

 

The Great White North, eh!

Posted by: Bob and Doug McKenzie at March 22, 2012 04:02 PM (BlMhz)

232 se, per

Posted by: Barack the Majestic at March 22, 2012 04:02 PM (Etv9D)

233 No Ace, only have a degree in science, computer.

Ah, yes.  The "science, computer" degree.  Very popular amongst basement dwellers and pretend college graduates.

Posted by: Slublog at March 22, 2012 04:02 PM (fkeDb)

234 No Ace, only have a degree in science, computer. As we all know, 9 out of 10 scientists are democrat, so what does that say about the God believers?

Posted by: Moriarty at March 22, 2012 07:59 PM (/40X6)

 

Are you still torturing small animals and hanging around the elementary school ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 22, 2012 04:03 PM (nTgAI)

235 I have a degree in Computer Science.   That is not a hard science.  I prefer the term "logician".


Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 04:03 PM (O3R/2)

236 256 America's hat.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 22, 2012 07:58 PM (M+UUq)


The Great White North, eh!

Posted by: Bob and Doug McKenzie at March 22, 2012 08:02 PM (BlMhz)


Take off!

Posted by: Alberta at March 22, 2012 04:03 PM (ykSKg)

237 It's not Science if you don't have to take physics, chemistry, and math. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Y-not at March 22, 2012 04:03 PM (5H6zj)

238 Also has a degree in to porn, masturbating.

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 04:03 PM (MMC8r)

239 My roomate was comp sci--he bacame an Army officer and served in Desert Storm.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 22, 2012 04:03 PM (vpe0k)

240

No Ace, only have a degree in science, computer.

 

You're sure that's not a degree in Station, Play?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2012 04:03 PM (YKibJ)

241 262 "A very high percentage of physicists, on the other hand, believe in God."

Einstein?

Posted by: Moriarty at March 22, 2012 08:03 PM (/40X6)



--Einstein is 0% of physicists.  He dead.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2012 04:04 PM (ykSKg)

242 ergie your life really good, right? Better to troll on the internet than talk with friends, right? Ouch. Did it hurt when I said that?

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2012 04:04 PM (nj1bB)

243 moriarty, you claim to be logical?

Research Thomas Aquinas and what he called the "First cause".


Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 04:04 PM (O3R/2)

244 "You know, we used to get better trolls. They were somewhere between misinformed and delusional, but at least they made some sense. How come we don't rate now? We're getting the dregs now." I think that might be my fault actually. I cancelled my subscription to "Better Trolls and Gardens". Things seemed to go downhill pretty fast after that.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 22, 2012 04:04 PM (R5yLq)

245 --Einstein is 0% of physicists. He dead.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2012 08:04 PM (ykSKg)


I killed him.  I confess.

Posted by: God at March 22, 2012 04:04 PM (ykSKg)

246 238 No Ace, only have a degree in science, computer. As we all know, 9 out of 10 scientists are democrat, so what does that say about the God believers?

If you are going to lie, why not just say 10 out of 10?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 22, 2012 04:04 PM (61yvg)

247 I don't know, his brand of nihilism seems to lack the hardened edge of someone who has ever experienced a single thing in life. It's more the "I cut myself so I feel something" adolescent emo crap that makes you seem cool and dark in your dorm room.

Posted by: Lauren at March 22, 2012 04:04 PM (hWQVK)

248 C++

I'm laughing so hard I think I pulled something.  It's like saying I'm an artist, fingerpaint.

Posted by: toby928© at March 22, 2012 04:04 PM (GTbGH)

249 C++

Posted by: Moriarty at March 22, 2012 08:02 PM (/40X6)



It's spelled Cat.

But at least you got one out of three.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 22, 2012 04:04 PM (M+UUq)

250 All your science are belong to me .

Posted by: Computer at March 22, 2012 04:05 PM (npr0X)

251

I'm a scientist.  I have a BA in political science.

 

You know who else gets to be a scientist?  Social workers, anthropologists, black studies majors, and so forth.

 

 

Posted by: Truman North at March 22, 2012 04:05 PM (I2LwF)

252 O/T, but Ann Coulter has really lost it. She seems to be trying to start a twitter war with Michelle Malkin. My money's on Malkin.

Posted by: Y-not at March 22, 2012 04:05 PM (5H6zj)

253

The biggest turds are the hardest ones to flush

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 22, 2012 04:05 PM (nTgAI)

254 Einstein believed in God.  He believed that God set things up and stepped back.  Christians believe that God involves Himself in history.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 04:05 PM (O3R/2)

255 I like to dress up in my mom's panties and touch myself.

Posted by: Moriarty at March 22, 2012 04:05 PM (ndI4l)

256

I prefer the term "I make lots of money"

 

I prefer the term "wanker."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2012 04:05 PM (YKibJ)

257 I prefer the term "I make lots of money"

Let me guess.  You live on the beach with your dogs and alcohol and hot wife, right?  You trolls and your perfect lives!  So great.

Posted by: Slublog at March 22, 2012 04:05 PM (fkeDb)

258 Gregor Mendel.

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 04:05 PM (MMC8r)

259 O/T, but Ann Coulter has really lost it. She seems to be trying to start a twitter war with Michelle Malkin.

My money's on Malkin.

Posted by: Y-not at March 22, 2012 08:05 PM (5H6zj)

 

I am sick of both of them

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 22, 2012 04:05 PM (nTgAI)

260 He's also a pirate, butt.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 22, 2012 04:06 PM (vpe0k)

261 C++

It's spelled Cat.But at least you got one out of three.
Posted by: YIKES! at March 22, 2012 08:04 PM





Okay I'm dying here

Posted by: mama winger at March 22, 2012 04:06 PM (P6QsQ)

262 Hey, any gun and ammo enthusiasts on here who can tell me if the Remington "New Club" shotgun shell wasn't made after 1911? Saw that on a quick internet search. Found some brass while rock-hounding and have kind of I'd'd it, but I don't speak the ammo lingo. For all I know it's only 20 or 30 yrs old. It's a matter of curiosity, not value, I assume there are a gazillion shells in the woods around here.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 22, 2012 04:06 PM (hiMsy)

263

OK, "Women Found to have Boobs! Details at 11:00!!"

 

Aye yi yi.

 

For the record, she looks just peachy, to me, and making a boob thing out of it is a little funny, but mostly just adolescent. Hell, I'm literally just sitting here eating a banana, and I'm sure there's plenty of low-lifes out there who would try to make something sexual out of it.

 

How'd somebody turn this into some pointless sniping about God, anyway?

Posted by: Optimizer at March 22, 2012 04:06 PM (As94z)

264 >>>No Ace, only have a degree in science, computer. As we all know, 9 out of 10 scientists are democrat, so what does that say about the God believers?

First of all Computer Science isn't a science it's an extension of mathematical study as it relates to rapid computation. It is completely abstract at the "Computer Science" level. If you want to be an actual "scientist" you have to take extra study in experimental sciences of some sort.

I'm  betting that if your "degree" in computer science is real that it is not a "Science" degree, rather an "Art" degree. (BS vs BA/AA)

Don't confuse yourself with a real scientist because you learned how to program in C at one point.

BTW I actually do have a real science degree in compsci. So STFU, I've forgotten more about computers and science than your sorry ass will ever know.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 04:07 PM (0q2P7)

265

Okay.  I'm back.  Looks like the troll is getting a bit mutilated. 

 

Quick, someone hit it again.  It's still moving.

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2012 04:07 PM (8YUhx)

266 How'd somebody turn this into some pointless sniping about God, anyway?

Raykon basically has one note.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 22, 2012 04:08 PM (Etv9D)

267 IT is a craft, not a profession.  Discuss.

Posted by: toby928© at March 22, 2012 04:08 PM (GTbGH)

268 7 She looks kinda lopsided. Who forgot the other hubcap?

Posted by: mpfs at March 22, 2012 07:17 PM (iYbLN)

thats a mileage meter on thr rear one.

Posted by: Racefan at March 22, 2012 04:08 PM (6aS1N)

269 Lots of money?

Don't worry.  Obama will make sure that you don't get to keep any of it.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 04:09 PM (O3R/2)

270 "No Ace, only have a degree in science, computer."


Big whoop, you're a fuckin' IT guy.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 22, 2012 04:09 PM (61yvg)

271

Lincoln, it's probably been since about 1911 that people could go shooting in the woods without some sort of onerous government over-regulation here in MA.

 

My friend in Lincoln RI just had his skeet shooting pond shut down by the DEM.  Apparently, this fecund, overgrown pond was somehow being harmed by lead shot and clay pigeons.

Posted by: Truman North at March 22, 2012 04:09 PM (I2LwF)

272 It's more the "I cut myself so I feel something" adolescent emo crap that makes you seem cool and dark in your dorm room. --- He *is* pretty emo.

Posted by: Robert Smith and Simon Gallup at March 22, 2012 04:09 PM (5H6zj)

273 My parents raised my four brothers and me on a dairy near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, where they set clear examples for each of us about faith, honest living, and individual responsibility.  Their Christian values helped inspire two of my brothers to eventually enter the ministry, and provided me with the foundation I needed to practice medicine and one day become a U.S. Representative.

Posted by: Ron Paul! at March 22, 2012 04:09 PM (GTbGH)

274 I can say with utter certainty that if that was a graphic of a guy with the wheels where the balls should be, the Horde would make just as merry.  We're equal opportunity jackwagons.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 22, 2012 04:10 PM (Gk3SS)

275

crafts and professions are often comingled in the sinestrosphere.  For instance, teachers, who consider themselves professionals, are represented by a union.

 

What the fuck professional needs a union?

Posted by: Truman North at March 22, 2012 04:10 PM (I2LwF)

276 BTW, that image is not nearly as offensive as it would have been on the front of the bus.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2012 04:11 PM (ykSKg)

277 Titties?

Oh, no.

You still breast-feed, don't you?  Your poor, poor mother.

Posted by: Slublog at March 22, 2012 04:11 PM (fkeDb)

278 Nothing gives me greater confidence when I'm wheeling down a carefree patch of open road than when my baby is inflated just right.

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2012 04:11 PM (KWdVT)

279

How'd somebody turn this into some pointless sniping about God, anyway?

Posted by: Optimizer at March 22, 2012 08:06 PM (As94z)



That's raykon's a game and it's only game.

Never talks about the thread topic.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 22, 2012 04:12 PM (M+UUq)

280 305 I can say with utter certainty that if that was a graphic of a guy with the wheels where the balls should be, the Horde would make just as merry. We're equal opportunity jackwagons.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 22, 2012 08:10 PM (Gk3SS)

 

 

Uh-uh.  There's nothing funny about Patrisogyney, alex.

Posted by: Truman North at March 22, 2012 04:12 PM (I2LwF)

281 255 C++
Posted by: Moriarty

What? You cant program in ANSI C without objects? Pussy. Where did you get your degree? Community College?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 04:12 PM (0q2P7)

282 "No Ace, only have a degree in science, computer. As we all know, 9 out of 10 scientists are democrat, so what does that say about the God believers?" Ok, a couple of things. First, if you had a degree you'd realize it's called "Computer Science", not "science, computer". Second, statistics and studies are rarely worth the paper they are printed on, however you might note that most of them tend to agree that the percentage of atheists as it applies to the overall percentage of the population is rather small, normally less than 10%. So if your supposition is that any belief that is "popular" and "holds a consensus" is thereby proven right, I'm afraid your flogging a dead horse there mate. Third, and finally, as to what this says about us "God Believers" here, well it says we have better things to do with our time than troll some blog and spout stupidity like this in a vain effort to stroke our own ego. Pity you can't say the same. Your 15 minutes are up now. Back to the Kos with you.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 22, 2012 04:12 PM (R5yLq)

283 So how did raykon study for computer science while commanding a whole battalion in the Arctic?

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2012 04:13 PM (ykSKg)

284 218 Moriarity, I'm going to go out on a limb here.
Civil servant
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2012 07:54 PM (nj1bB)

Dude!  I'm right here.  


No Ace, only have a degree in science, computer. As we all know, 9 out of 10 scientists are democrat, so what does that say about the God believers?

Well, as an actual scientist, your numbers are aren't the only thing that's imaginary about you.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2012 04:14 PM (6TB1Z)

285

shutup you dummies.. I programmed colors on the Commodore vic 20

and got a C++

Posted by: Mortality at March 22, 2012 04:15 PM (nTgAI)

286 297

I'll take 'Appeal to Authority' for $300, Alex

Posted by: fluffy at March 22, 2012 04:15 PM (vRSeu)

287 9 out of 10 scientists are democrat, so what does that say about the God believers? That they're not institutionalized grant seekers?

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 04:15 PM (MMC8r)

288 Her nipple piercings. Properly torqued to 185 foot/pounds?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 22, 2012 04:16 PM (L7hol)

289 I work around 2-4 hours a day and make 6+ figures a year. That is enough math for me.

I laughed out loud.  Such a poor liar our ray.

Posted by: toby928© at March 22, 2012 04:16 PM (GTbGH)

290 AoSHQ: Where a not-really-boobie thread warrants 300+ comments.

Posted by: GergS(Dirty Scandi Dog Whistle) at March 22, 2012 04:16 PM (dptRY)

291

Just guessing make way more than the right blabbing forth here... I work around 2-4 hours a day and make 6+ figures a year. That is enough math for me.


 

Posted by: Moriarty at March 22, 2012 08:14 PM (/40X6)

 

 

And that's relevant because?

Posted by: ErikW at March 22, 2012 04:16 PM (BlMhz)

292 Agreed about MA, Truman, but I'm in North Carolina these days. Found it under about 6 inches of streambed. The thing is only the size of a button (it's just the strike plate of a shell) but it has a very old look to my amateur eye.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 22, 2012 04:16 PM (hiMsy)

293 #315

Stick figures don't count.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 22, 2012 04:16 PM (L7hol)

294 I work around 2-4 hours a day and make 6+ figures a year. That is enough math for me. I'm sure that impresses your wife, Morgan Fairchild.

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 04:16 PM (MMC8r)

295 Just guessing make way more than the right blabbing forth here... I work around 2-4 hours a day and make 6+ figures a year. That is enough math for me.

Posted by: Moriarty at March 22, 2012 08:14 PM (/40X6)

 

Hey fuckbubble... my wife sells insurance and makes 6 figures...

Posted by: Mortality at March 22, 2012 04:17 PM (nTgAI)

296 He's Sandra Fluke's pimp!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2012 04:17 PM (YKibJ)

297 I like big wheels and I cannot lie All tires should be supersized When a girl drives by in a great big truck And under that big wheels tucked... I'm sorry, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah, some people have skin thinner than a skinless chicken breast. Back on topic. ...She's sweat, got it wet, Got it goin' like a turbo Vette!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2012 04:17 PM (bxiXv)

298 I prefer the term "I make lots of money"

Posted by: Moriarty at March 22, 2012 08:04 PM (/40X6)

Yes, $10/hour, no benefits

Posted by: museisluse at March 22, 2012 04:17 PM (q2H2p)

299 I work around 2-4 hours a day and make 6+ figures a year.

So ace was right?  You work for the government?

Posted by: Slublog at March 22, 2012 04:18 PM (fkeDb)

300 Troll Checklist [x] Incoherent poo poo [x] My credentials yo! [x] I'm rich too! [-] I have a hot/successful wife or get more trim than you [-] My tackle is bigger than yours [-] I look like Tom Selleck circa 1982 [-] Optional: deceptively extend olive branch only to return to original schtick Touch the bases Ray. Touch em all.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 22, 2012 04:18 PM (4136b)

301 "I work around 2-4 hours a day and make 6+ figures a year. That is enough math for me." Rotflmao - right. Only that 6 figures are actually action figures, the ones your mom buys for your room in the basement, right? Run along now little troll. Maybe mommy will treat you to some hot pockets tonight.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 22, 2012 04:18 PM (R5yLq)

302 324 Agreed about MA, Truman, but I'm in North Carolina these days. Found it under about 6 inches of streambed. The thing is only the size of a button (it's just the strike plate of a shell) but it has a very old look to my amateur eye.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 22, 2012 08:16 PM (hiMsy)

 

Nice!  It does sound cool!  But what were you doing that you dug somethign up out of a stream bed?  Metal detector?

Posted by: Truman North at March 22, 2012 04:18 PM (I2LwF)

303 "Where did you get your degree? Community College?" Sally Struthers mailed it to him. It was one of those Learn the PC/Taxidermy combos.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at March 22, 2012 04:18 PM (3wYCm)

304 make 6+ figures a year.

You're not supposed to count the two digits to the right of the decimal.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 22, 2012 04:19 PM (Etv9D)

305 238 No Ace, only have a degree in science, computer. As we all know, 9 out of 10 scientists are democrat, so what does that say about the God believers?

Posted by: Moriarty at March 22, 2012 07:59 PM (/40X6)


Hey Maverick,

Can I have a copy of your diploma to get the number for your school, or is the number still 1-800 TRUCKMASTERS?

Posted by: Goose at March 22, 2012 04:19 PM (1grxW)

306 "I'm sure that impresses your wife, Morgan Fairchild." Rotfl.. Ya.. that's the ticket.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 22, 2012 04:19 PM (R5yLq)

307 So how did raykon study for computer science while commanding a whole battalion in the Arctic?

AOL.

Posted by: toby928© at March 22, 2012 04:20 PM (GTbGH)

308

You're not supposed to count the two digits to the right of the decimal.

 

Crap

Posted by: Truman North at March 22, 2012 04:20 PM (I2LwF)

309

Can I have a copy of your diploma to get the number for your school

 

No need - it's on lots of matchbooks.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2012 04:20 PM (YKibJ)

310 Ooh, Update: Troll Checklist [x] Incoherent poo poo [x] My credentials yo! [x] I'm rich too! [x] I have a hot/successful wife or get more trim than you [-] My tackle is bigger than yours [-] I look like Tom Selleck circa 1982 [-] Optional: deceptively extend olive branch only to return to original schtick By the way Ray, how do you feel about Obama, Schakowsky, Frank who want to put your wife out of work with a single payer system?

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 22, 2012 04:20 PM (4136b)

311 As we all know, 9 out
of 10 scientists are democrat, so what does that say about the God
believers?

Well, as an actual scientist, your numbers are aren't the only thing that's imaginary about you.

I gave him benefit of the doubt that he was only counting the 0.1% of scientists who are University staff, do research, and are never exposed to any part of the real world. Not the 99.9% who do something productive. Funny, engineers who actually have to put theory to practice in the real world are overwhelmingly conservative and republican.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 04:20 PM (0q2P7)

312 I work around 2-4 hours a day and make 6+ figures a year. That is enough math for me.

Ray/Moriarty reminds me of the story of when Mark Twain's wife (I may this part wrong) got tired of his swearing.  So she proceeded to swear at length for about 10 seconds.  When she was done, he said, "My dear, you have the words down, but the tune is all wrong".

Ray was probably bullied as a child, and never developed any social skills. He needs some "real time" (not internet) friends.   Hopefully he'll find them eventually.






Posted by: Moriarty at March 22, 2012 04:20 PM (ndI4l)

313 I work around 2-4 hours a day and make 6+ figures a year. That is enough math for me.

That is with decimals, right?

Posted by: museisluse at March 22, 2012 04:20 PM (q2H2p)

314 Just guessing make way more than the right blabbing forth here... I work around 2-4 hours a day and make 6+ figures a year. That is enough math for me.
Posted by: Moriarty at March 22, 2012 08:14 PM (/40X6)



The numbers after the decimal don't count, ray.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2012 04:20 PM (KI/Ch)

315 They sure pay you a lot for your minimal communication skills. And all that $$$$ hasn't bought you friends, has it?

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 04:21 PM (MMC8r)

316 This place is slipping. 340+ comments and not one mention of the candidate's pearl necklace.

Posted by: MrCaniac at March 22, 2012 04:21 PM (1grxW)

317 At first, I was going to care about this. But then I noticed... Canada.

Posted by: azkag at March 22, 2012 04:21 PM (qVjM6)

318 God damn witty Morons, always beating me to the easy joke.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2012 04:21 PM (KI/Ch)

319

"I'm sure that impresses your wife, Morgan Fairchild."

 

So she won the catfight with Elle Macpherson over him?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2012 04:22 PM (YKibJ)

320 Ray's Japanese. That six figures is in yen.

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 04:22 PM (MMC8r)

321 @346 Off, damn sock.

Posted by: RightWingProf at March 22, 2012 04:22 PM (ndI4l)

322 This place is slipping. 340+ comments and not one mention of the candidate's pearl necklace.

Posted by: MrCaniac at March 22, 2012 08:21 PM (1grxW)

 

Pay attention.. its in there

Posted by: Mortality at March 22, 2012 04:23 PM (nTgAI)

323 I work around 2-4 hours a day and make 6+ figures a year. That is enough math for me.

You need to update your IT fact sheet, Sparky

Posted by: fluffy at March 22, 2012 04:23 PM (vRSeu)

324 Post 131

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 22, 2012 04:23 PM (nTgAI)

325

Just guessing make way more than the right blabbing forth here... I work around 2-4 hours a day and make 6+ figures a year. That is enough math for me.

 

No, you don't.  You can't even express yourself clearly.  I call bullshit.


Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 22, 2012 04:24 PM (DiqH3)

326 And Ray runs back to his one-note at #351. Pick up your winnings at the window, please.

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 04:24 PM (MMC8r)

327 With just the slightest effort, ray could have googled up a cool nic like this one.  Even erg puts this one to shame.

Posted by: Ó Muircheartaigh at March 22, 2012 04:25 PM (GTbGH)

328

I'm sure that impresses your wife, Morgan Fairchild.

 

Ha, I got that.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 22, 2012 04:25 PM (vpe0k)

329 Truman, I was "prospecting" so to speak. I have free reign over about a half mile long stretch of creek in a historically mineral/gold/gem rich area. Always been a natural history fan so I indulge my inner rock collector.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 22, 2012 04:27 PM (hiMsy)

330 >>>GD you cons are dumb.

No no.
Don't change the subject. I want to hear more about this imaginary job and degree you have.

Common what school, what degree?

I was so right when I said it was an arts degree wasn't I? That you don't even have a science degree.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 04:28 PM (0q2P7)

331 6 figures are fantasy to most cons, so why do you seek to protect them?

Posted by: Moriarty at March 22, 2012 08:27 PM (/40X6)

 

Oh, I see, you mean 6 fingers... that little one is your dick... not your pinky  

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 22, 2012 04:29 PM (nTgAI)

332 351 GD you cons are dumb.

Cut taxes

Increase the police

Increase the military

Force God into our lives all will be well

Stupids

Posted by: Moriarty at March 22, 2012 08:21 PM (/40X6)

GD you libs are stupid.

Increase taxes

Cut the police

Cut the military

Force government into our lives all will be well

Stupids

Posted by: MrCaniac at March 22, 2012 04:30 PM (1grxW)

333 Stupids, 6 figures seem far fetched?


For an IT manager or guru? No.

Posted by: fluffy at March 22, 2012 04:30 PM (vRSeu)

334 you make 6+ figures per year? You mean you might make 7 or 8? You don't seem intelligent or happy or satisfied to me, dude. You're lying. You work part-time because it's all you can get. You work IT for a library or a school.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2012 04:30 PM (nj1bB)

335 my diploma hangs on the wall.

Next to his Good Toothcare ribbon.

Posted by: toby928© at March 22, 2012 04:30 PM (GTbGH)

336

Increase the police?

 

"We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."

Posted by: Truman North at March 22, 2012 04:30 PM (I2LwF)

337 I'm sure that impresses your wife, Morgan Fairchild.

You guys are having too much fun.  Do you realize that Morgan Fairchild is now 62?

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2012 04:31 PM (6TB1Z)

338 6 figures are fantasy to most cons, so why do you seek to protect them? You expect us to believe that someone who writes so unintelligibly is a well-paid, valued employee?

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 04:31 PM (MMC8r)

339 fk off moose. my diploma hangs on the wall.

I'll bet it does.

How many little gold stars did your mom attach to it?  I'm guessing, since you are a validation-whore, she had to use a lot.

Posted by: Slublog at March 22, 2012 04:31 PM (fkeDb)

340 fk off moose. my diploma hangs on the wall.

Posted by: Moriarty at March 22, 2012 08:29 PM (/40X6)

 

Right over my autographed picture of Barney Frank, when I was his STAFFER

Posted by: Moriarty at March 22, 2012 04:31 PM (nTgAI)

341 You guys are having too much fun. Do you realize that Morgan Fairchild is now 62? Shhhh....this is Raykon's fantasy.

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 04:31 PM (MMC8r)

342 Do you realize that Morgan Fairchild is now 62?

Like you wouldn't hit that grandma.

Posted by: toby928© at March 22, 2012 04:31 PM (GTbGH)

343 >>>6 figures are fantasy to most cons, so why do you seek to protect them?



It's called aspiration. I know you've never had it.

 But 100K is an arbitrary line. 250K (2%) today 150K (5%) tomorrow, 100K (10%) the next day. They will keep taking until everyone who produces is punished.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 04:32 PM (0q2P7)

344

Stupids, 6 figures seem far fetched?

 

For a semi-literate slapdick liar like yourself, yes.  It is extremely far-fetched.  Your resume would go straight in the fucking shredder if you applied for an IT job at my company.

 

Especially if you misspell "certificate" as in, "Edukayshun:  Cerfritikut in MS Werd from Nick Randazzo Compruter Acaddame."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 22, 2012 04:32 PM (DiqH3)

345 I didn't hang my diploma since I'm ashamed of it.  It's a BA.  I might as well have gotten out of a cereal box.

Posted by: Truman North at March 22, 2012 04:32 PM (I2LwF)

346 It's tax season, erg should know exactly what he paid in taxes on those 6 figures instantly, spit it out.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2012 04:33 PM (GZitp)

347 fk off moose. my diploma hangs on the wall. Look closely. How many times do the words 'Chuck E. Cheese' appear on it?

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 04:33 PM (MMC8r)

348 How many times do the words 'Chuck E. Cheese' appear on it?

I'm choking to death here.

Posted by: toby928© at March 22, 2012 04:33 PM (GTbGH)

349 Why do I always miss the good ones? I always have Greg trololololling in my thread. Or that one idiot who actually called me a racist.

Posted by: CAC at March 22, 2012 04:35 PM (+sE3+)

350 Morgan, still hit it.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm962245120/nm0000392

Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2012 04:35 PM (GZitp)

351 Like you wouldn't hit that grandma.

I keep telling you, I'm an 80's Rachel Ward guy.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2012 04:35 PM (6TB1Z)

352 AoSHQ: Where a not-really-boobie thread warrants 300+ comments.

Posted by: GergS(Dirty Scandi Dog Whistle) at March 22, 2012 08:16 PM (dptRY)

 

Again. End of the day. We survived. We might me dead tommorrow, but, for now, we are alive. Gloriously alive. Enjoy the down time. It may become rationed in the future.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 22, 2012 04:35 PM (NVu2l)

353 @390
Cripes, she looks like she was sanded, not born.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2012 04:37 PM (6TB1Z)

354

It's tax season, erg should know exactly what he paid in taxes on those 6 figures instantly, spit it out.<<<

 

Hell, no.  A baller like erg is most likely making estimated quarterly payments and has his CPA file an extension every year.  Ask him again in October.

 

 


Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 22, 2012 04:37 PM (DiqH3)

355 352 At first, I was going to care about this. But then I noticed... Canada.

Posted by: azkag at March 22, 2012 08:21 PM (qVjM6)


We're the part of Canada with the oil, FWIW.

Posted by: Alberta at March 22, 2012 04:37 PM (ykSKg)

356 Lest I give the wrong impression, I don't own the property I was on. I sure as hell wish I did though, it's great.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 22, 2012 04:38 PM (hiMsy)

357 >>>Moose reminds me of a few good friends from my past. Hard working, God believing, but just not that bright.

Oh the arts expert wants to lecture me on intelligence. What FUN!

Here let me brake it down for you in math like terms. Any persistent intelligence over a sufficient time period has some finite chance to achieve god status of mastering transdimensionlity and time. Since that chance is finite, and the whole of existence, to include probable universes existing prior to the current creation, the chance that God in some form exists approaches one, by rule of infinite integration of probability. To take the stance that God DEFINITELY doesn't exist is not an educated or logical stance.

That is my sound belief that God exists. The accuracy of holy texts et cetera are articles of faith and open to debate and examination. You however, do not possess the sufficient mental skills to engage me in either.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 04:39 PM (0q2P7)

358 Lest I give the wrong impression, I don't own the property I was on. I sure as hell wish I did though, it's great.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 22, 2012 08:38 PM (hiMsy)

 

Property tax means even the "owner" doesn't really own it.  No need for envy.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 22, 2012 04:40 PM (NVu2l)

359 It wasn't funny until the candidate started whining about it. Then it became a LOLfest.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 04:40 PM (QTHTd)

360 386 It's tax season, erg should know exactly what he paid in taxes on those 6 figures instantly, spit it out.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2012 08:33 PM (GZitp)



--This is not erg.  Not one use of "knucklehead" yet.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2012 04:40 PM (ykSKg)

361 This all could have been avoided if we had sent in a few guys in the 1800's to conquer all of Canada and to make them a metals and materials-producing vassal state of ours. A missed opportunity Sorry, Nicky, we tried that twice (Revolutionary War, War of 1812). There is at least some claim that a principal cause of the War of 1812 was the opportunity to conquer what is now Canada. Two falls out of three. We lost. Although James G. Blaine is responsible for trading everything in western Canada below 54 degrees 40 minutes North for Aroostook County, ME

Posted by: Fox2! at March 22, 2012 04:42 PM (RJOgX)

362 Sadly, erg is a better class of troll than ray.  Or was originally, at least.  He used to put some effort into it.  Now it's just fuckin' this and Mexican that, knucklehead ad nauseam.

Posted by: toby928© at March 22, 2012 04:42 PM (GTbGH)

363 Oh, for the days of Seattle Slough. Or Palin Steele.

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 04:43 PM (MMC8r)

364 Ray is unemployed.

Posted by: toby928© at March 22, 2012 04:44 PM (GTbGH)

365 The little ones want more details? Why

Because it's hilarious to watch you try to make up a nonexistent educational experience?

Posted by: Slublog at March 22, 2012 04:45 PM (fkeDb)

366 399, It's ultimate destiny is predetermined. Donated to some (probably bullshit) "nature trust". I have until then to enjoy it. After that, no one will.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 22, 2012 04:45 PM (hiMsy)

367 day for 60 figures? Posted by: Moriarty at March 22, 2012 08:43 PM (/40X6) 60 figures? There isn't enough money in the Milky Way. Nice try, champ.

Posted by: CAC at March 22, 2012 04:46 PM (+sE3+)

368 Oh it wasn't the candidate, Beckton is someone else. Someone very very uptight

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 04:46 PM (QTHTd)

369 a 4 year degree in computer science from a top rated college

4 year eh.  That C++, she's a bitch.

Posted by: toby928© at March 22, 2012 04:46 PM (GTbGH)

370 283
I like to dress up in my mom's panties and touch myself.

Joe? I tole you to stay away from AOS HQ!!!!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 22, 2012 04:46 PM (eToum)

371 Because it's hilarious to watch you try to make up a nonexistent educational experience? Better watch out. He's got SuperAtheist powers.

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 04:47 PM (MMC8r)

372 Just replace her picture with the patriotic Washington Monument pic.

Posted by: scif at March 22, 2012 04:47 PM (TqLxU)

373 aw, toast.  Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Posted by: toby928© at March 22, 2012 04:47 PM (GTbGH)

374

60 figures?!

 

Dayum!  No wonder he only works two hours - this cat's fucking loaded!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 22, 2012 04:47 PM (DiqH3)

375 60 figures?! Dayum! No wonder he only works two hours - this cat's fucking loaded! Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 22, 2012 08:47 PM (DiqH3) If I had that kind of money I wouldn't have to worry about the wedding eating me alive in November. Also I'd make the world's tallest hat.

Posted by: CAC at March 22, 2012 04:48 PM (+sE3+)

376 I just hope she doesn't drive over a nail with her tits.

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 04:49 PM (WKTJz)

377 Again, the candidate didn't whine about it. It was some woman form "The Centre for Political Studies" or something like that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2012 04:49 PM (ceyqu)

378 Also I'd make the world's tallest hat.

Are we talking Cat-in-the-Hat tall?

Posted by: toby928© at March 22, 2012 04:50 PM (GTbGH)

379 >>>I have a 4 year degree in computer science from a top rated college back in the 90's
The little ones want more details? Why



Because if it a "BA" degree, it means you know a whole lot of nothing about science or the real world in general.

If you've managed to get a good paying job, good for you.

That doesn't magically make your BS any more than the stupid drivel it has always been.

BTW your not the only one with good salary and a top school behind you. Although I do have a "Science" degree, not an "Art" degree.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 04:51 PM (0q2P7)

380 Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em..

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 04:51 PM (WKTJz)

381 If you make that much cash, moneybags, go hit the fucking tip jar and give Ace a little back for giving you somewhere to spend your empty life.

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 04:53 PM (MMC8r)

382 I'd like to live in a world where your social status was shown by the size and elaborateness of your hat.  The lowest of the low might wear a net c-cap, while the President would have something that looked like a battleship on top of his noggin, complete with smoke coming out of the funnel.

Posted by: toby928© at March 22, 2012 04:54 PM (GTbGH)

383 Wearing at hat outside one's station would be a crime under the False Cap Act.

Posted by: toby928© at March 22, 2012 04:54 PM (GTbGH)

384 113 Yeah, guys. Let's continue to form a circular firing squad all the way to November 6, and guarantee this feckless douche another four years.

It's that kind of out of the box thinking that keeps me coming back here.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2012 04:56 PM (6TB1Z)

385 When rich young men want to sneak out to the bad part of town, they might take off their bishop's mitres and put on watchcaps.

Posted by: toby928© at March 22, 2012 04:57 PM (GTbGH)

386 I prefer her left one.

Posted by: sTevo at March 22, 2012 04:57 PM (VMcEw)

387 I prefer her left one. Posted by: sTevo at March 22, 2012 08:57 PM (VMcEw) I've seen bigger.

Posted by: CAC at March 22, 2012 04:58 PM (+sE3+)

388

I have a degree in American Studies

I read Life magazones for four years then wrote an essay.

I make in the low 5 figures but the fapping and tatted-up girlfriendf makes up for my lack of wealth.

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 04:58 PM (WKTJz)

389 @400
Well, damn.  That didn't work at all.  I was trying to reference 398.  Guess I have to join Moriarty in the science, computer ghetto. 

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2012 04:59 PM (6TB1Z)

390 Of course, Rush Limbaugh makes eight figures, and only works three hours a day.

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 05:01 PM (MMC8r)

391

They noticed the giant-boob effect when they were designing it, but decided it would be, hey, NO PROBLEM:

"There were a couple of comments when we were doing the initial draft a long time ago, but the majority of the team didnÂ’t notice or didnÂ’t anticipate it would be an issue."

Only half the team was shouting "don't do it," while the rest decided to Wildrose Party! (Or Par-tay, as Bart Simpson would say.)

Posted by: Alec Rawls at March 22, 2012 05:01 PM (kTTUz)

392 406 Of course, Rush Limbaugh makes eight figures, and only works three hours a day.

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 09:01 PM (MMC8r)

Buit he's banned in LA.

Don't tell Dumb_Blonde I said that..

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 05:02 PM (WKTJz)

393 I think this guy from the National Post comments nails it:<blockquote>Gaffe? Mistake? Hardly! Whose bus are they talking about across Canada and which party and Leader are all over the news?
A stroke of political genius is what this is! Coast to coast advertising--National recognition.</blockquote>Then saw it, and they decided it was okay. Seems pretty clear that they thought it would be a plus if anyone noticed.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at March 22, 2012 05:08 PM (kTTUz)

394 >>and only works three hours a day.

Don't kid youself. He is all consumed with it. Not saying it is bad.

Posted by: sTevo at March 22, 2012 05:12 PM (VMcEw)

395 398 I'd like to live in a world where your social status was shown by the size and elaborateness of your hat. --------- We win.

Posted by: College of Cardinals at March 22, 2012 05:13 PM (5H6zj)

396 @411 Wait... just one minute!

Posted by: Gandalf at March 22, 2012 05:13 PM (5H6zj)

397 We lose.

Posted by: International Association of Microcephalics at March 22, 2012 05:18 PM (WKTJz)

398 414 We lose.

Don't I know it.

Posted by: Zippy at March 22, 2012 05:20 PM (6TB1Z)

399

This woman is actually pretty easy on the eyes.  I feel like sticking a couple of $5's on that mudflap.

Thankfully, no one ever thought to do something like this for one of Barbara Mikulski's campaign buses......

Posted by: djm1992 at March 22, 2012 05:20 PM (XzCD3)

400

If that were a male politician, those could be his balls.

Win-win!

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 05:20 PM (WKTJz)

401 Thankfully, no one ever thought to do something like this for one of Barbara Mikulski's campaign buses......

You'd need a go-cart, of course.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2012 05:21 PM (6TB1Z)

402 Mikulski's tits would be down to the subway

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 05:22 PM (WKTJz)

403 This place is slipping. 340+ comments and not one mention of the candidate's pearl necklace. Posted by: MrCaniac at March 22, 2012 08:21 PM (1grxW) Hell, over 400 comments and nothing about her sharp elbows......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2012 05:23 PM (Bmbjy)

404 Her treads a bit worn.

Posted by: toby928© at March 22, 2012 05:30 PM (GTbGH)

405 I liked it better in the 60's, when the babes had headlamps.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 22, 2012 05:30 PM (IojUD)

406 But it's always nice to see a girl with a fine set of wheels, too...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 22, 2012 05:31 PM (IojUD)

407 The wheels need pink spinners.

Posted by: don't forget to whip your taters at March 22, 2012 05:31 PM (V6pz5)

408

Because if it a "BA" degree, it means you know a whole lot of nothing about science or the real world in general.

 

Mike, not necessarily true. I have a BA, and I became (ultimately) a professor of the physical sciences, in which I majored. I received a BA rather than a BS by virtue of taking a specified number of arts courses in addition to the required ones in science and math.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2012 05:36 PM (YKibJ)

409 Wait... just one minute! No, YOU wait.

Posted by: Carmen Miranda at March 22, 2012 05:37 PM (MMC8r)

410

424The wheels need pink spinners.

 

And hydraulic lifters. Appeal to the Chicano vote, which in Alberta must amount to ... dozens.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2012 05:42 PM (YKibJ)

411 Bus slut!

Posted by: Banned in LA at March 22, 2012 05:56 PM (WKTJz)

412 Mike, not necessarily true. I have a BA, and I became (ultimately) a professor of the physical sciences, in which I majored. I received a BA rather than a BS by virtue of taking a specified number of arts courses in addition to the required ones in science and math.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2012 09:36 PM (YKibJ)

Kneel before my mighty American Studies BA!

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 05:58 PM (WKTJz)

413 For those actually wondering why they're lopsided its a bus.  The back aka her left are dualies.  I don't know why long haul buses have 6 tires in back though?

Posted by: DaveA at March 22, 2012 05:58 PM (TcY34)

414 430 For those actually wondering why they're lopsided its a bus. The back aka her left are dualies. I don't know why long haul buses have 6 tires in back though?

Posted by: DaveA at March 22, 2012 09:58 PM (TcY34)

 

Mmmm... dualies..

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 05:59 PM (WKTJz)

415 We're the part of Canada with the oil, FWIW.

Posted by: Alberta at March 22, 2012 08:37 PM (ykSKg)

D'oh! Touche. Well played, Alberta. Well played.

Posted by: azkag at March 22, 2012 06:01 PM (qVjM6)

416 She's kind of flat.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 22, 2012 06:13 PM (RJ8yG)

417 Before reading all the comments, yes, she's from Alberta's new conservative Wild Rose party that's like your TEA Party fighting the establishment, tax & spend RINOs of the Progressive Conservative Party. (Yeah, that's its fucking name; the same as the former federal party that was replaced by the new, more-conservative Conservative Party of Canada of Stephen Harper.) She's also taken this MFM tempest in a teapot with grace.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2012 06:31 PM (6RnvM)

418 She's like Meg Griffin: she's got one innie and one outie.

Posted by: gp at March 22, 2012 06:32 PM (bk6CL)

419 Yes, I noticed the pearl necklace. And nobody will bring up sharp elbows because she is good looking but not THAT good looking not to have a shot.

Posted by: President Chet Roosevelt at March 22, 2012 06:37 PM (caupe)

420 I was wondering why this thread got up to 434 comments: troll shit now cleaned up so I'll let it go but for the non-link-reading-but-will-comment-types, the conservative candidate has NOT been bitching about this.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2012 06:50 PM (6RnvM)

421 One of her boob tires is an inny, one is an outy. She might want to get that looked at.

Posted by: Sad Dad at March 22, 2012 07:42 PM (wWZWw)

422 Doh, I'm only an hour and a half commenting on her inny/outies.

Posted by: Sad Dad at March 22, 2012 07:46 PM (wWZWw)

423 Yeah... I'd vote for her, early and often!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at March 22, 2012 08:36 PM (0M9tf)

424 Those aren't re-treads, are they?

And bets her opponent will go negative claiming her has proof they are and she has been deceiving voters they were real her entire career!

Posted by: NC Mountain Girl at March 22, 2012 08:51 PM (2K6xI)

425 those 6+ figures that ray-con makes are made out dryer lint, pretzel sticks and its own fecal material.

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at March 23, 2012 04:24 AM (4P4ww)

426 The amusing thing about this is that Smith (very conservative) isn't too worked up about the gaff. She just its back and watches the liberals whine about it and gets free publicity. Her opponent however who looks like a shaved aardvark, Alison Redford, is squealing like an old maid.

Posted by: robins111 at March 23, 2012 04:38 AM (7Qr8b)

427

Speaking of funny shit and buses....

http://tinyurl.com/7snljgx

 

Watch out for a banged up Mercedes with a Florida tag coming up fast on your six, Danielle.  Alan Grayson is a man on a mission.

Posted by: 66chevelle at March 23, 2012 04:43 AM (QjSgY)

428 Honk honk!

Posted by: Phinn at March 23, 2012 05:44 AM (KNtHw)

429 That photo makes her look tired.

Posted by: db at March 23, 2012 10:44 AM (Iae/W)

430

Hope she don't go flat.

Posted by: burt at March 26, 2012 06:11 AM (OzqQM)

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