April 27, 2012

Well-Played, NPR. Well-Played.
— Ace

Via @gabriel_malor and @drewmtips...

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Drew points out that if you click through, the headline on the actual article (that is, not the headline on the main NPR page) asks if moderate growth is good for the economy.

Top Ten: Toss me some Top Ten NPR headline gags. I'll use them or adapt them for a list.


Top Ten Rejected NPR Headlines

10. Did Hitler Get a Bad Rap?

9. Should I tell my husband I'm cheating on him? And planning to murder him?

8. What's so Morbid about Morbid Obesity?

7. Should I bait this rat-hole with my penis? If not, why not?

6. Is thirteen really too young?

5. Should I eat a knife?

4. Who's afraid of late-stage Hanta virus?

3. Candy From Strangers: Are we teaching our children to be ungrateful?

2. Hey, anyone want to see the new Woody Allen movie?

...and the number one rejected NPR headline...

1. Your Mouth: Why it pays to be trusting about what will or won't happen there

Thanks to alexthechick.

Thanks to everyone for their headlines. I tried to do most of this one myself.

It turns out it's a harder category than I imagined.

Posted by: Ace at 08:37 AM | Comments (620)
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1 No wonder I don't listen to NPR.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 27, 2012 08:38 AM (exvgC)

2 We have always been at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: The MSM at April 27, 2012 08:39 AM (QKKT0)

3 2.2 is Obama's TMI.

Posted by: Randy Marsh at April 27, 2012 08:39 AM (VwrfQ)

4 A festering infection and gangrene are marginally better than a gunshot to the head, if you are measuring length of time until death.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 27, 2012 08:39 AM (F0K0r)

5 Well, hell, are gas chambers good for Judaism?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2012 08:40 AM (Af3Wg)

6 Is Electoral Defeat Actually Good for Obama?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 08:40 AM (niZvt)

7 When you don't rely on running ads to pay the bills and live on the government tit instead,  who cares about the economy?

Posted by: Dang at April 27, 2012 08:40 AM (Ky1+e)

8 Also, if you click through, some economists answer the question posed by NPR.

The absurd headline is just link bait. Well played, NPR, you got me to read it.

Posted by: Andy at April 27, 2012 08:40 AM (5Rurq)

9 Not to put too fine a point on it but NPR can go fuck themselves.

Posted by: Mark formerly in Spokane,now in Sandy Ut at April 27, 2012 08:40 AM (8ac7j)

10 Got time for the 'Slow Growth, Slow Jam'?

Posted by: Jimmy Fallon at April 27, 2012 08:40 AM (VwrfQ)

11 Does cancer actually lead to a longer life?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:40 AM (zJDIJ)

12 We report, we decide.

Posted by: The MSM at April 27, 2012 08:40 AM (QKKT0)

13
brb, defyin the laws of basic economics

Posted by: lolobama at April 27, 2012 08:40 AM (G/zuv)

14 THE BALLS!

Posted by: toby928© at April 27, 2012 08:41 AM (NG097)

15 reminds me of all those stories about "funemployment"

Posted by: gonzo711 at April 27, 2012 08:41 AM (uGlI1)

16 Is Death Actually Good For You?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 08:41 AM (niZvt)

17 Is Zimbabwe actually a realistic model for America?

Posted by: The MSM at April 27, 2012 08:41 AM (QKKT0)

18 Alternate headlines:
- Icebergs good for shipping
- Tornadoes good for home values
- Mad cow to help burger franchises

Now I see how they do it!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 27, 2012 08:41 AM (Qxdfp)

19
Plus unemployment checks stimulate the economy.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 27, 2012 08:41 AM (eXigD)

20 Jeebus--who the hell is reading NPR? Besides Gabriel and Drew?

Posted by: tasker at April 27, 2012 08:42 AM (r2PLg)

21 Are budget cuts good for NPR?  Yes,  they really are.

Posted by: Dang at April 27, 2012 08:42 AM (Ky1+e)

22 That stinging pain you feel on your ass? That was me.

Posted by: The Other Invisible Hand at April 27, 2012 08:42 AM (jucos)

23 Famine:  Is it the cure for America's obesity epidemic?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:42 AM (NG097)

24
Is old age all it's cracked up to be?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:42 AM (G/zuv)

25 Are Termites Actually Good for Your House?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 08:42 AM (niZvt)

26 NPR: We're unbiased!

Posted by: Dr. Manhattan at April 27, 2012 08:42 AM (4vpie)

27 Is America better off without allies like Britain, Poland, Honduras, Israel, and Colombia?

Posted by: The MSM at April 27, 2012 08:43 AM (QKKT0)

28 Ghee did they ever wonder this--when a Republican was in office?

Posted by: tasker at April 27, 2012 08:43 AM (r2PLg)

29
Is AIDS effective population control?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:43 AM (G/zuv)

30 Rape: Assault with a Friendly Weapon?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 08:43 AM (niZvt)

31 Is life without Pres. Obama really worth living?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 27, 2012 08:43 AM (ebPtk)

32 Is it a good sign if my genitals look like Captain Pike from Star Trek?

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2012 08:43 AM (nj1bB)

33 Is a Nuclear Iran actually good for Israel?

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 27, 2012 08:43 AM (irCrF)

34 SMOD:  Looking at the bright side.

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:43 AM (NG097)

35 Cannot.  Resist.  ---I've got yer Slow Growth right here !!!  ---In my pants; my Sansa-Belt trousers, to be exact. 

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 27, 2012 08:44 AM (Dll6b)

36 Is slow growth actually good for the economy?  Why, of course it is!  Much like an advanced malignant brain tumor can boost the performance of an Olympic athlete!  Woohoo!  Baraka 2012: Only Tasted Dog; Didn't Eat The Whole Pooch!

Posted by: the Butcher at April 27, 2012 08:44 AM (8g9qq)

37 Can I cover this up in my litter box?

Posted by: Wolf, W.A.'s cat at April 27, 2012 08:44 AM (exvgC)

38 *beep*

Posted by: ace's genitals at April 27, 2012 08:44 AM (NG097)

39 Is Defunding NPR Actually Good fir NPR?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 08:44 AM (niZvt)

40 Is a tiny 'member' actually good for pleasing your wife?

Posted by: Colonel Pooteh at April 27, 2012 08:44 AM (YhZFe)

41
Is Homelessness An Opportunity To Return To Nature?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:44 AM (G/zuv)

42 Is asking patently false rhetorical questions really journalism?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 27, 2012 08:45 AM (ebPtk)

43 if growth is not good............what IS good?    Zen times, brothers; zen times


Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 27, 2012 08:45 AM (Dll6b)

44 Does paraplegia improve a persons ability to walk?

Posted by: Colonel Pooteh at April 27, 2012 08:45 AM (YhZFe)

45 Jeebus--who the hell is reading NPR?
________________

Hilariously stoopid.  Much more so than that Stewart guy on cable.

Posted by: Bob Saget at April 27, 2012 08:45 AM (SDkq3)

46 That guy in the car across the street waiting for you to leave: Good for your marriage.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 27, 2012 08:45 AM (Qxdfp)

47 Is malaria the perfect solution to unsustainable population density?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:46 AM (QKKT0)

48 Is a dead wife actually good for your love life?  -Islamic Cleric

Posted by: Dang at April 27, 2012 08:46 AM (Ky1+e)

49 32 Is it a good sign if my genitals look like Captain Pike from Star Trek? Posted by: ace at April 27, 2012 12:43 PM (nj1bB) *BEEP! BEEP!*

Posted by: Captain Pike at April 27, 2012 08:46 AM (niZvt)

50 Is Defense the best Offense?

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2012 08:46 AM (VwrfQ)

51 Is premature ejaculation good for your sex life? I ASK you!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2012 08:46 AM (r2PLg)

52 Dog: Are we actually missing out on Obama's secret recipes?

Posted by: CAC at April 27, 2012 08:46 AM (Wbmhg)

53 Is sudden painful death actually good for your health?

Posted by: Joe from Cármenes in León at April 27, 2012 08:46 AM (Pf2Ys)

54
Is Zimbabwe actually a realistic model for America?

Posted by: The MSM at April 27, 2012 12:41 PM (QKKT0)


An ideal model.

Everybody in Zimbabwe is either a millionaire, billionaire or trillionaire.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at April 27, 2012 08:46 AM (eXigD)

55 Are Democrat policies good for blacks?

Oh, um, nevermind...

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:46 AM (QKKT0)

56 Can tertiary syphilis actually be good for your mental health?

Posted by: Zombie Sigmund Freud at April 27, 2012 08:46 AM (exvgC)

57 Too much natural growth is never a problem.  It's what Western Civilization is based on.  It's fake growth - "growth" that is bought and paid for by the Fed or the feral government - that has serious limits on its utility and effectiveness.

Fake "news" channels bought and paid for by the Fed or feral government are also major problems.  Any growth in these propaganda channels is destructive.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 27, 2012 08:47 AM (X3lox)

58 Is Barack's manlove for Reggie a good thing for his marriage?

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2012 08:47 AM (VwrfQ)

59 Is Penile Drip Actually a Good Sign?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 08:47 AM (niZvt)

60 Do High Gas Prices Let You Keep More of Your Money?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 27, 2012 08:47 AM (Pi5Sz)

61
Missing Children: A Parent's Cure To Freeing Up Living Space?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:47 AM (G/zuv)

62 Is Barbara Boxer good for California?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2012 08:47 AM (r2PLg)

63 Is Michael Jordan actually a good NBA team owner?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:48 AM (zJDIJ)

64 Can tertiary syphilis actually be good for your mental health?

Posted by: Zombie Sigmund Freud at April 27, 2012 12:46 PM (exvgC)



try a Seven Percent Solution --- don't overdo it, tho

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 27, 2012 08:48 AM (Dll6b)

65 Is global thermonuclear war really good for the economy?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 27, 2012 08:48 AM (ebPtk)

66 Are Somnambulant Hosts Actually Good For The Radio Industry?

Posted by: Andy at April 27, 2012 08:48 AM (5Rurq)

67 Is rape actually so bad that you can't enjoy it?

Posted by: Whoopi at April 27, 2012 08:48 AM (jtTKf)

68 Are hydrogen-filled airships really a such bad idea?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:48 AM (QKKT0)

69 Sex-free marriage: Is it better than it sounds? Well TrumanNorth, is it?

Posted by: CAC at April 27, 2012 08:48 AM (Wbmhg)

70
Are levitating bears good playthings for kindergarten recess?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2012 08:48 AM (ofIpS)

71 >> Is global thermonuclear war really good for the economy?

Ahhh, channeling their inner Paul Krugman. Very nice.

Posted by: Andy at April 27, 2012 08:49 AM (5Rurq)

72 Meth: An Effective Weight-Loss Drug

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 27, 2012 08:49 AM (InyP7)

73 Is This Gathering Of Native Americans the Prelude to a Friendly Soiree?

Posted by: General George A Custer at April 27, 2012 08:49 AM (Pi5Sz)

74
Secret Service Agents Accused of Jump Starting South American Economy

Posted by: Yellow Journalist at April 27, 2012 08:49 AM (gppu7)

75 Is rabies actually fun?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 27, 2012 08:49 AM (ebPtk)

76 Lead pipe swinging mouth breathers are good for competition.

Posted by: Tonya Harding at April 27, 2012 08:49 AM (jucos)

77 Asian Formula 1 drivers: The future of the sport?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:49 AM (QKKT0)

78 Are these buboes in my groin a sign I'm getting over the plague?

Posted by: Checkus Aurelius (Wolfus's brother) at April 27, 2012 08:49 AM (exvgC)

79 Was she really asking for it? An in-depth look on female provoked rape.

Posted by: Colonel Pooteh at April 27, 2012 08:49 AM (YhZFe)

80 Hoarding: can piles of used adult diapers actually improve respiratory health?

Posted by: CAC at April 27, 2012 08:49 AM (Wbmhg)

81 Are Liberals Just Superior Than Everyone Else?

Posted by: EC at April 27, 2012 08:50 AM (GQ8sn)

82
Are Terrorist Attacks Good For America?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:50 AM (G/zuv)

83 AIDS---doing the work that Planned Parenthood couldn't

Posted by: YaHump at April 27, 2012 08:50 AM (7fJhn)

84 Is group sex with four hawt bisexual blonde chicks actually great? Yes. Yes, it is...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 08:50 AM (niZvt)

85 Is being homeless good for your monthly budget?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 27, 2012 08:50 AM (tf9Ne)

86 Is less actually more?

Posted by: I'm just joshin... at April 27, 2012 08:50 AM (I65om)

87 Is malaria the perfect solution to unsustainable population density?
Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 12:46 PM

I recommend it!

Posted by: Rachel Carson, burning in hell as we speak at April 27, 2012 08:50 AM (bAGA/)

88
Do We Need Another 9/11 To Unify The Nation? Experts Say Yes

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:50 AM (G/zuv)

89 Is a Ham Sandwich the cureall for Obesity?

Posted by: Mama Cass at April 27, 2012 08:50 AM (VwrfQ)

90 Isn't 2000 years long enough? Why the Catholic Church is ripe for change.

Posted by: NickPorter53 at April 27, 2012 08:50 AM (lhKh4)

91 Should I eat a knife?

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2012 08:51 AM (nj1bB)

92 Earthquakes and Tornados-good for the construction industry

Posted by: YaHump at April 27, 2012 08:51 AM (7fJhn)

93 Are 'farewell intercourse laws' good for your marriage?

Posted by: minutemen for Mitt (formerly trainer) until the JEF is gone at April 27, 2012 08:51 AM (Rojyk)

94 Does blindness actually impare your ability to enjoy a beautiful sunset?

Posted by: rockhead at April 27, 2012 08:51 AM (jtTKf)

95 who's paying for your birth control and is it sufficient?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 27, 2012 08:51 AM (7jxyE)

96
Is a dead wife an [/]obedient submissive wife?


Posted by: Some Egyptian Dude at April 27, 2012 08:51 AM (eXigD)

97 Is screwing around while your wife is dying of cancer actually good for your marriage?

Posted by: John Edwards at April 27, 2012 08:51 AM (UOM48)

98 Tourettes:  What you really want to say!

Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2012 08:51 AM (bAGA/)

99 Did Abraham Lincoln deserve to die?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:52 AM (QKKT0)

100 Injecting heroin into your eye : The Healthy Alternative?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:52 AM (VwrfQ)

101 Broken windows. Good for business everywhere.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 27, 2012 08:52 AM (jucos)

102 Keith Olbermann's Diminishing Audience and Ratings Are An Indication OF His Broad Popularity

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 27, 2012 08:52 AM (InyP7)

103
Damm formatting!

Posted by: Some Egyptian Dude at April 27, 2012 08:52 AM (eXigD)

104 Is A Small Penis Actually More Pleasurable For A Woman?

Posted by: The Drizzle at April 27, 2012 08:52 AM (ysCLj)

105 Are Crossbows the next super weapon?

Posted by: YaHump at April 27, 2012 08:52 AM (7fJhn)

106 Does racial polarization actually strengthen societal bonds?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:52 AM (QKKT0)

107 Oh oh... Obama on TV threatening soldiers... Calling them "dogface." Chilling...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 08:52 AM (niZvt)

108

Sex to Save the Friendship?

Posted by: Jerry at April 27, 2012 08:53 AM (VwrfQ)

109 Is NPR actually good for news reporting?

Posted by: dogfish at April 27, 2012 08:53 AM (NuPNl)

110 Vodka soaked tampons, a better alcohol delivery method?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 27, 2012 08:53 AM (jucos)

111 screwed after death?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 27, 2012 08:53 AM (7jxyE)

112 Is cholera good for your digestive tract?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2012 08:53 AM (r2PLg)

113 Churchill's Bust:  Did it really complement White House decor in the first place?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:53 AM (QKKT0)

114 The Bronies are Right: Does Watching "My Little Pony" Make Men more Alpha?

Posted by: Stating the Obvious at April 27, 2012 08:54 AM (3jWQZ)

115 Dog : The Other Dark Meat?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:54 AM (VwrfQ)

116 How having your car stolen can benefit your health through increased walking.

Posted by: ironbill at April 27, 2012 08:54 AM (8HjJL)

117
Is a 9mm shampoo good for split ends?

Posted by: Zombie Osama bin Ladin at April 27, 2012 08:54 AM (ofIpS)

118 Is Average Joe really seeking attention from his dead mother?

Hold on, lemme ask her...

Posted by: Egyptian NPR reporter [/i] [/b] at April 27, 2012 08:54 AM (ebPtk)

119
Can Abolishing Our National Defense Actually Make Us Safer?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:54 AM (G/zuv)

120 Greatest gag about Public Broadcasting ever:

"This program brought to you by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting: a private corporation funded by the American People."

It just don't get no better, people.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 27, 2012 08:54 AM (zlvkY)

121 Michelle's trip to Spain....boosted the Spanish economy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2012 08:54 AM (UOM48)

122 NPR - Hurricane Katrian 7 Years Later:  After Mishandling by Bush Administration, New Orleans Is Now A Success

Posted by: SH at April 27, 2012 08:54 AM (gmeXX)

123 can you make your 13yr old wait one more year for marriage.....do you really want to?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 27, 2012 08:54 AM (7jxyE)

124 Of course slow growth is better, If everyone had some spending  money soon they'd be screaming for more dept stores to re-open, than there would be traffic caused by Cars  causing more global warming issues.
poverty /joblessness saves a gazillion gallons of gas and pollution .
besides who can really complain about that much needed extended vacay called funemployment, it's good to just relax , living in your car  (not driving just living) it saves tons in air conditioning bills. and you can move to a new location without loading up furniture and stuff.
all good stuff, be positive!

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 08:54 AM (TomZ9)

125 Rosie O'Donnell's Tide-Effecting Girth and Sailor's Mouth Are The New Sexy

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 27, 2012 08:55 AM (InyP7)

126 Should Moronettes Post Full Body Pics Of Themselves Online?

Posted by: EC at April 27, 2012 08:55 AM (GQ8sn)

127 Does eating dog give you supernatural powers?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 27, 2012 08:55 AM (rX8Ca)

128 Is NPR's "All Things Considered" a better sleep aid than Sominex?

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at April 27, 2012 08:55 AM (64S5N)

129 Is The Bruins' Epic Fail Actually Good for Boston?

Posted by: rockmom at April 27, 2012 08:55 AM (qE3AR)

130 Fisting : Is there a better way to bond with children?

Posted by: Kevin Jennings at April 27, 2012 08:55 AM (VwrfQ)

131

 

is high unemployment rate actually good for american families

Posted by: kj at April 27, 2012 08:55 AM (zdvxY)

132   32  Is it a good sign if my genitals look like Captain Pike from Star Trek?
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*
Can a Doomsday Machine (tm) be a valid method of population control?  We interview the crew of the U.S.S. Constellation on the fourth planet.

(Actually we couldn't; they're all, well, dead.)

Posted by: FPR (Federation Public Radio) at April 27, 2012 08:55 AM (exvgC)

133 Did someone already say "Can eating dog actually lead to better health?"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 27, 2012 08:55 AM (RZ8pf)

134 Is the Consitution constitutional?

Posted by: phreshone at April 27, 2012 08:55 AM (KtT0H)

135 Is Daniel Shore really the love child of Che Guevara and Dinah Shore?

Tonight, on FrontLine.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 27, 2012 08:55 AM (zlvkY)

136 Is scabies actually keeping the 99% protesters clean?

Is Obama the greatest weapon we have against terror?

Is being a controlling bitch a great personality trait in a First Lady?


Posted by: momma at April 27, 2012 08:55 AM (oKsWl)

137 Amputation: The New Weight Loss Strategy

Posted by: ironbill at April 27, 2012 08:55 AM (8HjJL)

138 Is global nuclear war bullish for the construction industry?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 27, 2012 08:55 AM (NVu2l)

139
Do People Really Need Ten Toes and Ten Fingers?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:55 AM (G/zuv)

140 Does Hogging the Ball Actually Make You a Better Team Player?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 27, 2012 08:55 AM (NaBqG)

141
Borders Proven To Be Invisible From Space

Posted by: Apollo 86 at April 27, 2012 08:56 AM (gppu7)

142
Is A Small Penis Actually More Pleasurable For A Woman?

Posted by: The Drizzle at April 27, 2012 12:52 PM (ysCLj)







Actually, yes. I know from personal experience.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2012 08:56 AM (ofIpS)

143 Was the earthquake actually good for Haiti?

Posted by: rockmom at April 27, 2012 08:56 AM (NYnoe)

144 EC, you kidding? everyone would insult my pointy elbows and sharp collarbones.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 08:56 AM (TomZ9)

145 "There is no third planet."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 27, 2012 08:56 AM (rX8Ca)

146 Can Tom Brady Throw And Catch The Same Ball?

Posted by: EC at April 27, 2012 08:57 AM (GQ8sn)

147 Did Operation Fast and Furious help with population control in Mexico?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2012 08:57 AM (UOM48)

148 Vacations and half days make a President better at his job, studies reveal.  Is that why Bush sucked?

Posted by: momma at April 27, 2012 08:57 AM (oKsWl)

149 Would astronomically increasing NPR's public funding make our reporting sound less like DNC press releases?

Posted by: sherlock at April 27, 2012 08:57 AM (6rLSO)

150 139 Is the Consitution constitutional? Posted by: phreshone at April 27, 2012 12:55 PM (KtT0H) I don't think so!

Posted by: Judge Ginsburg at April 27, 2012 08:57 AM (niZvt)

151 64 Is Barbara Boxer good for California? Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2012 12:47 PM (r2PLg) Boxer's a dog. Feed her to SCOAMF.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2012 08:57 AM (Af3Wg)

152 Is making bogies actually good for your golf game?

Posted by: dogfish at April 27, 2012 08:57 AM (NuPNl)

153 Leading From Behind: Why Obama's Doggie-Style May Be More Effective Than Thought

Posted by: Ali Gore (PBUH) at April 27, 2012 08:57 AM (QxhpV)

154 Does a Chevy Volt actually make sense for the family budget?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:57 AM (QKKT0)

155 3 + 5 = 35? NPR Investigates

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 27, 2012 08:57 AM (NaBqG)

156 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 27, 2012 08:57 AM (8y9MW)

157 The Blessings of Unemployment - Less Road Congestion.

Posted by: SH at April 27, 2012 08:57 AM (gmeXX)

158 The Egyptians are Ahead of the Curve: Does Having Sex with Corpses Improve Prostate Health?

Posted by: Stating the Obvious at April 27, 2012 08:57 AM (3jWQZ)

159 This has gotta be one of the funniest threads ever on AoSHQ.  Kudos to all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 27, 2012 08:57 AM (exvgC)

160 Is increasing violence in the Arab Spring the end of the war on terror?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 27, 2012 08:57 AM (tf9Ne)

161 It's actually hard coming up with gags that lefties don't actually already claim are true.

Is trepanning the way to get ahead in life? We'll get you the hole story at eleven!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 27, 2012 08:57 AM (ebPtk)

162 Paraplegics: The Hidden Benefits of Great Parking Spots

Posted by: ironbill at April 27, 2012 08:57 AM (8HjJL)

163 Is dog actually the other white meat?

Posted by: momma at April 27, 2012 08:58 AM (oKsWl)

164 The EPA:  The Oilman's Best Friend?

Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2012 08:58 AM (bAGA/)

165 Is Beheading Actually Good For Your Circulation?

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at April 27, 2012 08:58 AM (lvLXd)

166 Is the Pope Catholic?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 27, 2012 08:58 AM (rX8Ca)

167 The Arrival of Lord Vader's Large Spherical Motorhome - Good News for Our Planet?

Posted by: Alderaan NPR at April 27, 2012 08:58 AM (Pi5Sz)

168 why don't we eat dog? should we?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 27, 2012 08:58 AM (7jxyE)

169 149 EC, you kidding? everyone would insult my pointy elbows and sharp collarbones.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 12:56 PM (TomZ9)



Sharp elbows and collarbones are considered rare gifts by the Moron horde.

Posted by: EC at April 27, 2012 08:58 AM (GQ8sn)

170 Would a completely unknown, quasi-American outsider with deep ties to Islam and domestic terrorism make a good president?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 27, 2012 08:58 AM (8y9MW)

171 Illegal immigrants: Do they actually create entry level jobs for American kids?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:58 AM (QKKT0)

172 Falling Home Values : America's Best Chance for Growth?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:58 AM (VwrfQ)

173 Interlopers with box cutters are good for commercial aviation.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 27, 2012 08:58 AM (jucos)

174 Ace: Well-Known In The Blogging World As The Consummate Example Of Mental Stability and Sobriety.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 27, 2012 08:58 AM (InyP7)

175 Was the Holocaust actually good for the Jews?

Posted by: slatz at April 27, 2012 08:58 AM (SfWIQ)

176 Stoning.....a greener solution to other forms of execution?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2012 08:58 AM (UOM48)

177 Building the Keystone Pipeline: Will it make spotted owls sad?

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at April 27, 2012 08:58 AM (64S5N)

178 Is the Pope Catholic?


Classic!

Posted by: EC at April 27, 2012 08:59 AM (GQ8sn)

179 Is arterial plaque build-up actually good for blood flow?

Posted by: Big McLargeHuge at April 27, 2012 08:59 AM (XTy5s)

180 No, I do not talk this way because I have a dick in my mouth. This is Daniel Schor.

Posted by: JohnW at April 27, 2012 08:59 AM (TLSOV)

181 149 EC, you kidding? everyone would insult my pointy elbows and sharp collarbones. Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 12:56 PM (TomZ9) As long as you don't show signs of Deflating Boobie Syndrome, it's all good!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 08:59 AM (niZvt)

182 The Academy of St. Martin in the Fields presents.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 27, 2012 08:59 AM (zlvkY)

183 Norway: The next NBA powerhouse?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 08:59 AM (QKKT0)

184 Is exercise and healthy eating actually good for you? An in-depth look on how sitting on the couch and scarfing down 4 Double Downs at every meal will change your life for the better.

Posted by: Colonel Pooteh at April 27, 2012 08:59 AM (YhZFe)

185 Will getting an aneurysm make you a better VP?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2012 08:59 AM (r2PLg)

186 Metta World Peace:  Misunderstood Pacifist?

Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2012 08:59 AM (bAGA/)

187 Is Fast and Furious actually good for Mexico?

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 27, 2012 08:59 AM (AiZkN)

188    150  "There is no third planet."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 27, 2012 12:56 PM (rX8Ca)

*

*

Oops.  Well, we'll issue a correction/retraction next century.

Posted by: FPR (Federation Public Radio) at April 27, 2012 08:59 AM (exvgC)

189 Is being on the golf course the same as suiting up, gearing up, checking the plans, putting your life on the line, and going into unknown territory to 'get' a terrorist? Why, Yes!  Yes, it is.

Posted by: momma at April 27, 2012 08:59 AM (oKsWl)

190 Will Obama losing help the country?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 27, 2012 08:59 AM (rX8Ca)

191
Students of Teachers Who Moonlight As Strippers Score Higher

Posted by: Golden Ruler at April 27, 2012 08:59 AM (gppu7)

192 Planned Parenthood is Right: Why Selectively Aborting Black Babies is Good for the Black Community.

Posted by: Stating the Obvious at April 27, 2012 08:59 AM (3jWQZ)

193

Jerry Jones: Good for the Cowboys' playoff record?

Heh.

Tony Romo: Good for the Cowboys' playoff record?

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 27, 2012 08:59 AM (InyP7)

194 Latest Setback in Green Energy Means We Are Closer Than Ever to Finding a Solution that Works.

Posted by: SH at April 27, 2012 08:59 AM (gmeXX)

195 Brain Injury Gives Man Second Chance to be Kind

Posted by: forest at April 27, 2012 09:00 AM (7RBBe)

196 Is This Mixed-Race Hispanic Guy Actually White Enough to be Grand Kleagle?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 27, 2012 09:00 AM (NaBqG)

197 Blog Posts Before Noon : Does Anyone Care?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 09:00 AM (VwrfQ)

198 The Star Wars Prequels: Better than the original series?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 09:00 AM (QKKT0)

199 Tony Romo, best quarterback in NFL history? Research suggests yes!

Posted by: Colonel Pooteh at April 27, 2012 09:00 AM (YhZFe)

200 Will senility make you a better judge? Mmmkay?

Posted by: Justice Breyer at April 27, 2012 09:00 AM (r2PLg)

201 Is a little bit of protein in the mouth actually good for American obesity?

Posted by: Politifact at April 27, 2012 09:00 AM (wggOP)

202 Will President Obama Actually Make A Hard Decision?

Posted by: EC at April 27, 2012 09:00 AM (GQ8sn)

203 NAMBLA: A Misunderstood Social Service Agency

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 27, 2012 09:01 AM (InyP7)

204 Were intact families actually holding the black community back?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 09:01 AM (QKKT0)

205 Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 12:54 PM (TomZ9)

Willow, I still haven't found anything about those new EPA regs you were mentioning on that previous thread...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 27, 2012 09:01 AM (8y9MW)

206 Japanese tsunami.....answer to over-population on tiny island?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2012 09:01 AM (UOM48)

207 The DOJ reports they gave drug cartel guns in hopes they would use them to commit suicide.  Exclusive: Along with guns, they give Celine Deon cds.

Posted by: momma at April 27, 2012 09:01 AM (oKsWl)

208 Do bears shit in the woods?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 27, 2012 09:01 AM (rX8Ca)

209 Is Profit Really Good For Business?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 27, 2012 09:01 AM (zlvkY)

210 Empty Homes, Great resource for section 8 needs.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:02 AM (TomZ9)

211

NPR: Is Getting Your Balls Caught in Barbed Wire actually Good for You?

 

Posted by: West at April 27, 2012 09:02 AM (1Rgee)

212 Is your mouth better off with a load of Solid B+?

Posted by: IrishSamurai at April 27, 2012 09:02 AM (wggOP)

213 Purify the Air In Your Home With Cyanide Gas?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 27, 2012 09:02 AM (NaBqG)

214 Detroit: City of the Future

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 27, 2012 09:02 AM (InyP7)

215 NPR dope are water carriers for the Dog Eating Socialist, POTUS Obama. Dog-meat.net

Posted by: blogforce one at April 27, 2012 09:02 AM (7cXfH)

216 Jerry Jones: Good for the Cowboys' playoff record?
Heh.
Tony Romo: Good for the Cowboys' playoff record? Posted by: OregonMuse at April 27, 2012 12:59 PM

Rob Ryan:  Defensive Genius?

Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2012 09:02 AM (bAGA/)

217 Can anyone ID the font in that headline?  I feel me some Photoshoppin' comin' on...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica City DMV at April 27, 2012 09:02 AM (GBXon)

218 Explosive dysentery: Horrible disease, or epic weight cure?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 27, 2012 09:02 AM (8y9MW)

219  Fapping : the key to longevity?

Posted by: Ernest Borgnine at April 27, 2012 09:02 AM (VwrfQ)

220 The TSA: Is America's first line of defense too professional?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 09:02 AM (QKKT0)

221 Why we're un-worthy of President Obama

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 09:02 AM (UOM48)

222 Is jock itch an answer?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2012 09:02 AM (r2PLg)

223 Is Israel Good For The Jews?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 27, 2012 09:03 AM (zlvkY)

224 Can A Bullying Teacher Actually Be Good For Your Autistic Child?

Posted by: rockmom at April 27, 2012 09:03 AM (NYnoe)

225 Obama is the Tiger Woods of golf.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 27, 2012 09:03 AM (rX8Ca)

226 Solid B+:  New vitamin distributed orally induces euphoric ignorance.

Posted by: IrishSamurai at April 27, 2012 09:03 AM (wggOP)

227 Is lining up soldiers as props for a reelection speech an underhanded, unethical thing to do? 'Cause Obama is doing it at this exact moment.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 09:03 AM (niZvt)

228

42 Is asking patently false rhetorical questions really journalism?

 

My standard repsonse is to scream at the the TV, "You're the fucking journalist, you tell me". My TV never fails to not respond.


 

Posted by: Javems at April 27, 2012 09:03 AM (nTgAI)

229 Does a sucking chest wound give you a second way to breathe?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 27, 2012 09:03 AM (tf9Ne)

230 OT

Hot Air has a story about how the Secret Service must be really Morons in disguise.  Hooker-fests in Argentina and Moscow, and that's just the beginning.  Former prez Clinton is involved, like that's a fuckin surprise.

Posted by: EC at April 27, 2012 09:03 AM (GQ8sn)

231 Is Obama the new Reagan?

Wait, never mind.  That's an old article

Posted by: momma at April 27, 2012 09:03 AM (oKsWl)

232 The Sunlight Diet : Fad or Global Panacea?

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2012 09:04 AM (VwrfQ)

233 pluto: dog? planet? greek god?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 27, 2012 09:04 AM (7jxyE)

234 Was Henry Ford actually good for the buggy whip business?

Posted by: slatz at April 27, 2012 09:04 AM (SfWIQ)

235 Tenure:  Is It Hurting American Professors?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 27, 2012 09:04 AM (zlvkY)

236 Is Suckling the President's Member Like a Fat Intern the Key to Award Winning Journalism?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 27, 2012 09:04 AM (NaBqG)

237 Allen let me look at what you have, perhaps it's the same legislation
where they include environmental "justice" with civil rights. using epa, homeland security and a myriad of other bureaucracies against america's productivity??

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:04 AM (TomZ9)

238 Do polls showing that white males favor Romney indicate a rebirth of the Ku Klux Klan?

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at April 27, 2012 09:04 AM (64S5N)

239 237 Is lining up soldiers as props for a reelection speech an underhanded, unethical thing to do?

'Cause Obama is doing it at this exact moment.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 01:03 PM (niZvt




I know. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2012 09:04 AM (UOM48)

240 A Look Back At The Carter Years.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 27, 2012 09:05 AM (zlvkY)

241 Does getting a blow job in your office help your marriage?  Hilary Clinton answers this and more in exclusive interview.

Posted by: momma at April 27, 2012 09:05 AM (oKsWl)

242 Is America's Secret Service too generous when it comes to Colombian hookers?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 09:05 AM (QKKT0)

243

 

is  iran getting the bomb  actually good for world peace

Posted by: kj at April 27, 2012 09:05 AM (zdvxY)

244 TSA, where being groped is Free.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:05 AM (TomZ9)

245 Jizz on your Forehead: Obama's new stimulating plan for America!

Posted by: Shtetl G at April 27, 2012 09:05 AM (5LdD+)

246 Is A Bad Economy Actually Good For The Economy?

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2012 09:05 AM (FcR7P)

247 Is a Massively Corrupt and Incompetent President Actually Good for the Country?

Posted by: Observer at April 27, 2012 09:05 AM (WvS06)

248 Elephants: New and exciting way to travel the Swiss Alps!

Posted by: Hannibal of Carthage at April 27, 2012 09:06 AM (exvgC)

249

The dog teaser

**

http://tinyurl.com/3u4amky


 

Posted by: dananjcon at April 27, 2012 09:06 AM (eavT+)

250 Is Debt Bad For America's Future?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 27, 2012 09:06 AM (zlvkY)

251 Was flying Air Force One low over Manhattan actually good for NYer's health?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2012 09:06 AM (UOM48)

252 Allen let me look at what you have, perhaps it's the same legislation
where they include environmental "justice" with civil rights. using epa, homeland security and a myriad of other bureaucracies against america's productivity??

Ah.  Yes, that's exactly what I have.  Mine focuses on the DHS piece of it, but that's the same program.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 27, 2012 09:06 AM (8y9MW)

253

Three square meals a day, studies say two per day sufficient.

Daily showering and bathing: just how wasteful is it?

Unseen benefits of terrorists attacks.

Islamic law, how it can benefit your child's education.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Bunny at April 27, 2012 09:06 AM (ApGOC)

254 The Audio-Visual Club: The Secret Path to High School Dating Success

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 09:07 AM (QKKT0)

255 Your Mouth:  Are your expectations of what will not happen there too high?

Posted by: alexthechick at April 27, 2012 09:07 AM (VtjlW)

256 We're getting pretty tired of the competition from these NPR people.

Posted by: The Onion at April 27, 2012 09:07 AM (onMtq)

257 >>Posted by: Hannibal of Carthage at April 27, 2012 01:06 PM (exvgC)

Dick.

Posted by: Your Friends From Cannae at April 27, 2012 09:07 AM (zlvkY)

258

Dramatically increasing NPRs government funding decreases national debt.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at April 27, 2012 09:07 AM (C2//T)

259 Do Breast Implants Lead to Smaller Breasts?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 27, 2012 09:07 AM (NaBqG)

260 Does Unemployment Give You The Freedom To Search For The Perfect Job?

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2012 09:07 AM (FcR7P)

261 Competence:  Is it overrated?

Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2012 09:07 AM (bAGA/)

262 EPA, where using a correct lightbulb can save millions of lives , dollars and even do obscure services by paying for jet and limo rides.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:07 AM (TomZ9)

263 How President Obama's constant trips on Air Force One are helping the environment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2012 09:07 AM (UOM48)

264 Aunt has package - does that make her my Uncle?

Posted by: Barry O da Media Ho at April 27, 2012 09:07 AM (Jls4P)

265 Is National Bankruptcy Actually the Best Way to Reduce Government Overspending?

Posted by: Bystander at April 27, 2012 09:07 AM (WvS06)

266 Is massive college debt good for your finances?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 27, 2012 09:07 AM (8y9MW)

267 Pancreatic Cancer; Horribly sad?, or high motivation to do all those things you've been putting off?

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at April 27, 2012 09:07 AM (XY73C)

268 >>>Your Mouth: Are your expectations of what will not happen there too high?

Posted by: alexthechick at April 27, 2012 01:07 PM (VtjlW)


How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 27, 2012 09:08 AM (zlvkY)

269 Do people really need to have babies?

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:08 AM (TomZ9)

270 259  Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2012 01:05 PM (FcR7P)

oh yes

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 27, 2012 09:08 AM (NaBqG)

271 If you lost your insurance plan, did you actually keep your insurance plan?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 09:08 AM (niZvt)

272 Could being bombarded with gamma radiation be good for your health? Analysts say this can lead to becoming super strong and nearly impervious to damage.

Posted by: CrankyTRex at April 27, 2012 09:08 AM (08O0O)

273 Helicopter Parenting; Some kids may benefit from it.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 27, 2012 09:08 AM (gPDxp)

274 Out of work college grads.....how moving back home keeps moms and dads from being lonely.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2012 09:08 AM (UOM48)

275 Ebola--is it good for your skin?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2012 09:08 AM (r2PLg)

276

"Does Dog Meat Acutally lower Chloresterol ?"

Posted by: Shit Bird at April 27, 2012 09:09 AM (2cfUo)

277 Was Whitney Houston's drinking binge actually conducive to a long, hot bath?

Posted by: slatz at April 27, 2012 09:09 AM (SfWIQ)

278 Is Employment Really The Best Use Of Your Time?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 27, 2012 09:09 AM (zlvkY)

279 >>>Paladine, maybe Garamond. Some version of Times Roman. It's close to Times New Roman, but is probably something designed specifically for web. If it is TNR, it looks scaled out about 10%.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 27, 2012 09:09 AM (rX8Ca)

280 how walking 20 miles to work can benefit society and your health.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:09 AM (TomZ9)

281 When Obama lies is he actually telling the truth?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 27, 2012 09:09 AM (tf9Ne)

282 Racist Wingnuts' Global Warming Theory: Should We Worship And Fear The Sun-God?

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2012 09:09 AM (FcR7P)

283 Is this the classiest First Lady ever?

http://mrs-o.com/

Posted by: momma at April 27, 2012 09:09 AM (oKsWl)

284
NPR: Is Constipation Actually Good for Your Digestive System?

NPR: Should Diarrhea be Renamed "Microbial Terrorism"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 27, 2012 09:09 AM (HmCnI)

285 Do Large Breasts Get You More Attention?

Posted by: EC at April 27, 2012 09:09 AM (GQ8sn)

286

Wait until the next quarter's numbers.  I'm seeing a major, nationwide downturn in our franchise's sales numbers.  Gas prices are killing business and banks are coming off their foreclosure holiday they took in 2011.

 

"Bloodbath" may not adequately describe the coming Doom!™

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 27, 2012 09:09 AM (rX1N2)

287 The Case for Abortion : Do We Really Need Live Babies with Limbs?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2012 09:09 AM (OpijJ)

288 Overzealous Hockey Dads Who Punch Out Referees May Care More Than Other Parents.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 27, 2012 09:09 AM (gPDxp)

289 "are Panties the best thing in the world ? or next to it ? "

Posted by: Shit Bird at April 27, 2012 09:09 AM (2cfUo)

290 Do old stories and co-bloggers increase your site traffic?

Posted by: Ray at April 27, 2012 09:09 AM (6T8Ay)

291

American Imperialism : Is the Flag on Mars Bad for Humanity?

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at April 27, 2012 09:09 AM (VwrfQ)

292 Seriously, these NPR folks need to just get on their knees in front of Obama, pucker up, and get it over with. Okay, maybe he'd rather be the, um, receiver, but you get what I'm saying.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2012 09:10 AM (onMtq)

293 Second look at the Aztecs:  Was human sacrifice all that bad?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 09:10 AM (NG097)

294 Global Warming? New Ice Age? Does it matter how we get you to control your carbon footprint?

Posted by: momma at April 27, 2012 09:10 AM (oKsWl)

295 Do we really need 2 Political Party's?

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:10 AM (TomZ9)

296 Johnny Can't Move Out - How A Disastrous Economy Brings Families Closer Together

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2012 09:10 AM (FcR7P)

297 I didn't read all the entries, so apologies is any of these are similar to other peoples':

Are heavy casualties actually good for troop morale?
Are layoffs actually a sign of increased employment?
Are low poll numbers actually a sign of Obama's popularity?
Are these warts actually a sign of my wang's robust health?
Is Red Letter Media's 90-minute takedown of The Phantom Menace actually proof that it's a fan favorite?


Posted by: AndrewR at April 27, 2012 09:10 AM (4Cxgv)

298 Do lavish parties help GAO bureaucrats do their jobs better?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 27, 2012 09:10 AM (gPDxp)

299 Has California discovered the key to fiscal restraint?

Posted by: AndrewsDad at April 27, 2012 09:11 AM (C2//T)

300  Your Mouth: Are your expectations of what will not happen there too high?

Posted by: alexthechick at April 27, 2012 01:07 PM (VtjlW)

 

You win. 

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2012 09:11 AM (VwrfQ)

301 Joe Biden's Hidden Genius

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2012 09:11 AM (UOM48)

302

Does Obama's giving our stealth, and anti-milssle tech to Russia, Iran and China actually make us safer?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 27, 2012 09:11 AM (NVu2l)

303 Will SMOD solve our debt problem?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 27, 2012 09:11 AM (tf9Ne)

304 Can Tropical Islands Tip Over and Capsize?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at April 27, 2012 09:11 AM (GQ8sn)

305 A New Look At "Lord of the Flies"

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 27, 2012 09:11 AM (zlvkY)

306 Are high waste belts slimming?

Posted by: dananjcon at April 27, 2012 09:11 AM (eavT+)

307 Is an unchecked Russia good for World Stability?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 27, 2012 09:11 AM (8y9MW)

308 Hillary Clinton:  The New Hot

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2012 09:11 AM (UOM48)

309 That 75-Car Pileup on I-75:  Good For Auto Sales!

Posted by: rockmom at April 27, 2012 09:12 AM (NYnoe)

310 Why We Need Aldous Huxley At DHS

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 27, 2012 09:12 AM (zlvkY)

311 Is Island Capsization actually good for Pacific Islands?

Posted by: Hank "Go Navy" Johnson at April 27, 2012 09:12 AM (rX1N2)

312 NPR Exclusive: Are Zombies Smarter Than Us?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 27, 2012 09:12 AM (NaBqG)

313 Is gonorrhea actually good to clean your penis?

Posted by: Name withheld upon request at April 27, 2012 09:12 AM (dnqLV)

314 Millions Are Going Hungry And You Buried Your Pet?!

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2012 09:12 AM (FcR7P)

315 Screw You 220

Posted by: Hank at April 27, 2012 09:12 AM (rX1N2)

316 Is Barack Obama just too honest?

Posted by: Cicero at April 27, 2012 09:12 AM (QKKT0)

317 Bowing to the Saudi King:  Smart Diplomacy

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2012 09:12 AM (UOM48)

318 Is Obama's Appeal Becoming More Selective?

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 27, 2012 09:13 AM (H+Ibc)

319

Is "Jersey Shore" Actually An Advance of Culture?

Posted by: rockmom at April 27, 2012 09:13 AM (qE3AR)

320
NPR: Will Easier Access to Contraceptive Methods Lead to Easier Womyn?

NPR: Do TSA Agents Have a Right to Charge You for Providing Full-Body Massages?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 27, 2012 09:13 AM (HmCnI)

321 I mean 320

Posted by: Hank at April 27, 2012 09:13 AM (rX1N2)

322 331 Screw You 220 Posted by: Hank at April 27, 2012 01:12 PM (rX1N2



Gotcha!

Posted by: EC at April 27, 2012 09:13 AM (GQ8sn)

323
Is the Constitution Overrated?

Posted by: Supreme Implosion at April 27, 2012 09:13 AM (gppu7)

324 Why Federal Grants Are The Key To Economic Growth

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 27, 2012 09:13 AM (zlvkY)

325 How long does Sandusky need to spend in jail, we think 6 mths and a fine of 1 thousand dollars donated to penns states university

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:13 AM (TomZ9)

326 Is Snooki actually a good role model?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2012 09:13 AM (r2PLg)

327 Is Jerusalem just too inhabited?

Posted by: Cicero at April 27, 2012 09:13 AM (QKKT0)

328

"is it possible to shit fire and save the matches? " a NPR investigation

Posted by: Shit Bird at April 27, 2012 09:14 AM (2cfUo)

329 Is Poverty Truly That Bad?

Posted by: EC at April 27, 2012 09:14 AM (GQ8sn)

330 The mainstream media:  Too far to the right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2012 09:14 AM (UOM48)

331 Continuing to drive around in the falling apart RV whilst surrounded by abandoned new vehicles during the Zombie Apocalypse:  The green solution. 

Posted by: alexthechick at April 27, 2012 09:14 AM (VtjlW)

332 How Unpaid Internships Lead to Shitty Fund Raisers

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 27, 2012 09:14 AM (zlvkY)

333 Do mom jeans give you a yeast infection?

Posted by: dananjcon at April 27, 2012 09:14 AM (eavT+)

334 Iranian Nukes: A Crucial Counterweight for Maintaining Peace?

Posted by: Cicero at April 27, 2012 09:14 AM (QKKT0)

335 Idiocracy:  Fiction or the New Normal?

Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2012 09:14 AM (bAGA/)

336 Is Sound Money Really Important?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 27, 2012 09:14 AM (zlvkY)

337 Hyper-realism: Is a nuclear Iran actually good for world security?

Posted by: Crispian at April 27, 2012 09:14 AM (P9LP6)

338 Obama: Do You Hate Him Because He's Popular?

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2012 09:14 AM (FcR7P)

339 Do Jews really need Israel?

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:14 AM (TomZ9)

340 Do drug overdoses actually cure alcoholism?

Posted by: Amy Winehouse at April 27, 2012 09:15 AM (rX1N2)

341 Islam: The Wave of the Future?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 27, 2012 09:15 AM (zlvkY)

342 Is Doing Your Resume in Comic Sans the Key to a Six Figure Salary?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 27, 2012 09:15 AM (NaBqG)

343 Is being butchered, filleted, roasted, and eaten by the POTUS actually good for dogs?

Posted by: MacGruber at April 27, 2012 09:15 AM (sWgE+)

344 Are homeless people good for tourism?

Posted by: San Fran at April 27, 2012 09:15 AM (r2PLg)

345 Can Race Riots Actually Push Up Property Values?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 27, 2012 09:15 AM (zlvkY)

346 How an Iran Nuclear exchange will be good for the world.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:15 AM (TomZ9)

347 Does Russia fear us too much?

Posted by: Cicero at April 27, 2012 09:15 AM (QKKT0)

348 "Forgiving all your educational loans so you can have the kind of life generations before you have enjoyed, thank Barack when you see him"

Posted by: . at April 27, 2012 09:16 AM (oZfic)

349 NPR Headline:  American Families Grow Closer with Only One Working Parent

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 27, 2012 09:16 AM (f9c2L)

350 Mom jeans and bike helmets:  The New Cool

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2012 09:16 AM (UOM48)

351 Was Jesus Cool?

Posted by: Fritz at April 27, 2012 09:16 AM (/ZZCn)

352 Why everyone should try dog.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:16 AM (TomZ9)

353

"the sunshine diet, good for me, good for you "

Posted by: Shit Bird at April 27, 2012 09:16 AM (2cfUo)

354 If You Go To Other People's Funerals, Will They Come to Yours?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 27, 2012 09:16 AM (NaBqG)

355 Is Mahmoud Ahmadenijad's speech saying that the Jews are a degenerate people who should be driven into the sea actually proof that Mahmoud Ahmadenijad doesn't think the Jews are a degenerate people who should be driven into the sea?

Posted by: AndrewR at April 27, 2012 09:16 AM (4Cxgv)

356 Are umbrellas racist?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2012 09:16 AM (UOM48)

357 Until then, from the home office in beautiful New Caprica City...

Top Ten Rejected NPR Headlines

10.  Is Oxygen Really Good For You?

9.  Dihydrous Monoxide May Not Be Wet:  Study

8.  Opinion Poll Suggests Majority Believe Grass Green

7.  Administration Proposes Funding For Phologiston Research

6.  Education Department Given 'A+' In Fighting Grade Inflation

5.  New Guidelines Proposed For Wrist Cutting

4.  Exemptions Denied Due To Exemptions In Exemptions

3.  Cooties:  A Cure Within Our Lifetime?

2.  Experts Link Ponytails, Intelligence

And the number one rejected NPR headline:

NTSB Links Wheel, Increase In Accidental Deaths, Proposes Regulations

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica City DMV at April 27, 2012 09:17 AM (GBXon)

358
Was The World A Better Place Before Electricity?

Posted by: Franklin's Kite at April 27, 2012 09:17 AM (gppu7)

359 Do Oldsmobiles Float?

Posted by: T. Kennedy, NPR Special Correspondent at April 27, 2012 09:17 AM (Pi5Sz)

360
NPR: Obama Put the "F U" in Funemployment!

NPR: Public Officials Pulling Their Pud On-Line - Is This the Next Great Internet Marketing Opportunity?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 27, 2012 09:17 AM (HmCnI)

361 A Look At Michelle Obama: Is it possible for a First Lady to love her country too much?

Posted by: Cicero at April 27, 2012 09:17 AM (QKKT0)

362 Autism : Bad for Vegas, Good for America?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 09:17 AM (VwrfQ)

363

Is having a pledge drive and bragging about your coverage of last year's wildfires better than actually updating your fluking web site by 12:15 so I know whether my mom should evacuate because of today's wildfire??

 

Oh, wait, that's not funny.

 

Posted by: Mama AJ, pissed at Marfa Public Radio just in time for this thread at April 27, 2012 09:18 AM (XdlcF)

364 Speaking of liberals that I hate, I just received an email from Nancy Pelosi, begging me for money to fight the GOP War on Womyns. I sent her a very nice email instead of money. And I managed not to call her a retarded bitch. You would all be very proud of my restraint. I did mention that she shouldn't use her Catholicism to promote abortion. And I guess I said something about how people like Sandra Fluke, who are too stupid to supply themselves with birth control, have no business having sex. And I think that I said that the democratic party hates personal responsibility. And I said that I knew she wouldn't read my email because she considered trolling for donations to be more important than listening to people's opinions. But other than that I was very courteous.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2012 09:18 AM (onMtq)

365 NPR: Does crucifying people actually make them more useful?

Posted by: wheatie at April 27, 2012 09:18 AM (O4AQQ)

366 The Obama White House: It Takes Unprecedented Competence To Take Incompetence In Stride

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2012 09:18 AM (FcR7P)

367 you finally got a job but it interferes with your vacation plans, what do you do?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 27, 2012 09:18 AM (7jxyE)

368

Are Elections Necessary for Democracy?

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2012 09:18 AM (9sUlj)

369 Are wheelchairs actually bad for leg muscles?

Posted by: Name withheld upon request at April 27, 2012 09:18 AM (dnqLV)

370 Deficit Spending:  Why math is racist.

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 09:18 AM (NG097)

371 Is Charlie Sheen good for your daughter?

Posted by: San Fran at April 27, 2012 09:19 AM (r2PLg)

372 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2012 12:40 PM (Af3Wg)

Depends who you ask.

Posted by: Mahmoud ahmadinejad at April 27, 2012 09:19 AM (nEUpB)

373 The New American Vehicle:  An in-depth 22 part series on increasing ownership of the Chevy Volt and the explosion of growth in volunteer fire companies. 

Posted by: alexthechick at April 27, 2012 09:19 AM (VtjlW)

374 NPR Headline:  Slow Economy Saviour of Gaia?

The slowing of global warming, claims climate scientist Alfred Gilbrotti of Gloucester College, can be directly attributable to the slowing economy.  The scientist warns President Obama to keep the brakes on the economy for the sake of the atmosphere!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 27, 2012 09:19 AM (f9c2L)

375 A World without Republicans and why it is good

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:19 AM (TomZ9)

376 355 Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 01:14 PM (TomZ9)

lol

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 27, 2012 09:19 AM (NaBqG)

377 "why teasing Michelle with a slim jim is bad for your health"

Posted by: Shit Bird at April 27, 2012 09:19 AM (2cfUo)

378 Jay Carney:  The stress of dealing with incompetents in the press corps. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2012 09:19 AM (UOM48)

379
NPR: Choo-Choo Joey's Dementia - Is It Delaware's Water or Are His Hair Plugs Too Tight?

NPR: That Big Glowing Thingy in the Sky - What Does It Do?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 27, 2012 09:19 AM (HmCnI)

380 Is Islam the solution to gender inequality?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 27, 2012 09:19 AM (SO2Q8)

381 Why Tax Dollars should only be given to NPR and friends

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:20 AM (TomZ9)

382 Is 1 actually more than 2?

Posted by: moogrogue at April 27, 2012 09:20 AM (cAwmz)

383 Second Look: Was Auschwitz really a bad idea?

Posted by: Cicero at April 27, 2012 09:20 AM (QKKT0)

384 The Chevy Volt: Do it's sales prove that America is ready for alternative energy?

Posted by: AndrewR at April 27, 2012 09:20 AM (4Cxgv)

385 Genital Warts : Cancer Risk or Marital Aid?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 09:20 AM (VwrfQ)

386 A Second Look: Why Casting Madonna in Your Movie--Could be a Good Move

Posted by: San Fran at April 27, 2012 09:20 AM (r2PLg)

387 Boobs: Is Bigger Really Better?

Posted by: Aaron at April 27, 2012 09:20 AM (Tlix5)

388 1. Your Mouth: Why it pays to be trusting about what will or won't happen there


That's not what she wrote.

Posted by: EC at April 27, 2012 09:20 AM (GQ8sn)

389 Yuch. I saw a small part of that Obama slow jam junk from Fallon's show on Fox News last night. That was supposed to be clever? Do these shows hire professional comedy writers or do they just take suggestions from the audience? Whoever thought that would be funny should be fired.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2012 09:21 AM (onMtq)

390 Will necrophilia strengthen your marriage? 

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 27, 2012 09:21 AM (SO2Q8)

391 The Wit and Wisdom of Reverend Wright

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2012 09:21 AM (UOM48)

392

do it yourselfers.....keeping employment numbers down?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 27, 2012 09:21 AM (7jxyE)

393 Teach A Man To Eat Dog And You've Fed Him For A Lifetime

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2012 09:21 AM (FcR7P)

394 INFLATION IS OUR FRIEND!!!!!!!! Dan Ackroyd as Jimmy At this rate we'll al be millionaires!

Posted by: Avi at April 27, 2012 09:21 AM (Gx3Fe)

395 Brokeback Minaret: Are gays actually better off in an islamic theocracy?

Posted by: Cicero at April 27, 2012 09:21 AM (QKKT0)

396 Pejazzling : Too Dangerous for NASCAR?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 09:21 AM (VwrfQ)

397

How Dying Extends Your LifeSpan --next, on NPR.

 

 

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream. at April 27, 2012 09:22 AM (epBek)

398 Does America really need to be a Republic?

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:22 AM (TomZ9)

399 Electrocution:  Is it Actually a Good Way to Jumpstart Your Day?

Posted by: Live Wire at April 27, 2012 09:22 AM (WvS06)

400 Ps I hope I'm not the only one old enough to remember that.

Posted by: Avi at April 27, 2012 09:22 AM (Gx3Fe)

401 If you actually read the NPR article...4 out of 4 economists surveyed say "No. Slow growth is not good." So, alternative headline: "Why Slow Growth is Not Good for the Economy." Alternative NPR news items: "Can Child Molestors Make Good Babysitters?"

Posted by: scofflawx at April 27, 2012 09:22 AM (IhBRY)

402 Are peanuts actually good for people violently, deathly allergic to peanuts?

Posted by: moogrogue at April 27, 2012 09:22 AM (cAwmz)

403 Farm Work:  How it's killing our children

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2012 09:22 AM (UOM48)

404 The Holocaust--Far-sighted Solution to the Israeli Overpopulation Problem.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream. at April 27, 2012 09:22 AM (epBek)

405
NPR: Since D-O-G Spelled Backwards is G-O-D, Did Eating D-O-G Impart to Obama His God-like Awesomeness?

NPR: If Jesus Had Slow Jammed Pontius Pilate At His Sentencing, Would He Have Escaped Crucifixion?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 27, 2012 09:22 AM (HmCnI)

406 Anyone the the flag behind Boner during his "the emperor has no clothes" speech? It forms a sad face. Whoever folded it deserves a bonus from the dems. I can't believe it was an accident.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 27, 2012 09:23 AM (NVu2l)

407 Does good reeking body stench ward off the foul humors that cause sickness? Some experts think so.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 27, 2012 09:23 AM (gPDxp)

408 Communist dictatorships: Is the bad rap really deserved?

Posted by: Cicero at April 27, 2012 09:23 AM (QKKT0)

409 "Never call me again, or I'll contact the authorities": Why It's Probably Time To Hang Around In The Bushes Outside Her Apartment

Posted by: AndrewR at April 27, 2012 09:23 AM (4Cxgv)

410 Barack Obama: The Undocumented Life (end of text)

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2012 09:23 AM (FcR7P)

411 Cheeto dust...this generation's crack?

Posted by: dananjcon at April 27, 2012 09:23 AM (eavT+)

412 Is California's public pension challenge a product of economic success?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 27, 2012 09:23 AM (gPDxp)

413

"Biden gets a grip on Obama's big stick "

Posted by: Shit Bird at April 27, 2012 09:24 AM (2cfUo)

414
Does Obama Really Have The Biggest Stick?

Posted by: All Things Measured at April 27, 2012 09:24 AM (gppu7)

415 How High levels of Financial stress can be good for you.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:24 AM (TomZ9)

416

rigor mortis: ruining the last bj?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 27, 2012 09:24 AM (7jxyE)

417 Are gay people really gay?

Posted by: Nutmeg Moron at April 27, 2012 09:24 AM (qxcKC)

418 Juan Williams: Conservatism's Last Best Hope?

Posted by: kallisto at April 27, 2012 09:24 AM (jm/9g)

419 Would exterminating the crackers improve race relations?

Posted by: Rev Al at April 27, 2012 09:24 AM (SO2Q8)

420 If i licked my own beaver, would it feel just as good?

Posted by: David Duke at April 27, 2012 09:24 AM (LLToD)

421 Joe Biden:  His unappreciated brilliance

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2012 09:24 AM (UOM48)

422 Is National Sovereignty Over-Rated?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 27, 2012 09:24 AM (8y9MW)

423 428 Anyone the the flag behind Boner during his "the emperor has no clothes" speech? It forms a sad face. Whoever folded it deserves a bonus from the dems. I can't believe it was an accident.

 

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 27, 2012 01:23 PM (NVu2l)

 

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Oooo, I missed that. .....Where can I see that, is there a vid somewhere?

Posted by: wheatie at April 27, 2012 09:25 AM (O4AQQ)

424

Sex After Death, Does Islam Improve Orgasms?

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2012 09:25 AM (9sUlj)

425

Carbon Monoxide--the new O2? Fashionistas and hipsters discuss this popular new easy-breathing trend.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream. at April 27, 2012 09:25 AM (epBek)

426 The Obama Candidacy: Can the press go too far in vetting a presidential candidate?

Posted by: Cicero at April 27, 2012 09:25 AM (QKKT0)

427 Decapitating Detainees with a Rusty Bayonet:  Is it Actually a Quick and Easy Way for them to Lose a Few Pounds?

Posted by: Mooslim Terror Suspect at April 27, 2012 09:25 AM (WvS06)

428 Your Junk and This Sledgehammer: A Winning Combination?

Posted by: Aaron at April 27, 2012 09:26 AM (Tlix5)

429 Is stoning for adultery an advance in women's rights?

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 27, 2012 09:26 AM (qwK3S)

430 Can rigor mortis increase sexual pleasure?

Posted by: Cicero at April 27, 2012 09:26 AM (QKKT0)

431
NPR: Persistent Lip Lock - The Silent Malady Afflicting Today's White House Press Corps

NPR: Presidential Spooge - Formerly a Mark of Disgrace, Now a Journalists Badge of Honor

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 27, 2012 09:26 AM (HmCnI)

432 Is farting on your wife really just playful fun?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 27, 2012 09:27 AM (ebPtk)

433 SEAL Team 6:  Over-rated?  How President Obama received little credit for his gutsy call.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2012 09:27 AM (UOM48)

434 Sharia Law: Who says more witnesses aren't a good thing?

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 27, 2012 09:27 AM (qwK3S)

435 Foreskin-Intact Circumcision: NRP reports on homeopathic Judaism.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream. at April 27, 2012 09:27 AM (epBek)

436 Obama replaces his iReggie with Kal Penn

Posted by: ChristyBlinky aka Lolo Ate My Poodle at April 27, 2012 09:27 AM (baL2B)

437 Vacation Style: How The Obamas Make This The Greatest Depression

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2012 09:27 AM (FcR7P)

438 Dog Meat, The Food of the Future?

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2012 09:27 AM (9sUlj)

439 Would pulling the switch on NPR be good for  the global warming CRISIS?

Posted by: Jimmah at April 27, 2012 09:28 AM (UpwlP)

440 Can Particular Phrasing of a Question Imply an Affirmative Answer?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 27, 2012 09:28 AM (NaBqG)

441 Are there really FIVE fingers?

Posted by: O'Brien at April 27, 2012 09:28 AM (XvHmy)

442 NPR special; on Ethics, a study of the worlds misuse in using civil rights  in giving birth to children.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:28 AM (TomZ9)

443
NPR: What IS to Prevent Michelle Obama from Walking Out the White House Door and Never Coming Back - Her Heart Full to Overflowing of Love for America!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 27, 2012 09:28 AM (HmCnI)

444

NAMBLA: not what you think


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Bunny at April 27, 2012 09:28 AM (ApGOC)

445 Are Fewer Subscribers better for the New York Times?

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2012 09:29 AM (9sUlj)

446 Child neglect may make kids more independent, some experts say.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 27, 2012 09:29 AM (gPDxp)

447 Do we really need any more wombs?

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:29 AM (TomZ9)

448

"Hellen Thomas, the new sex symbol ?"

Posted by: Shit Bird at April 27, 2012 09:29 AM (2cfUo)

449

Are Harvard trained lawyers good for the legal system?

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 27, 2012 09:29 AM (qwK3S)

450 Is stoning for adultery an advance in women's rights? Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 27, 2012 01:26 PM (qwK3S) ========== Good one.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 27, 2012 09:30 AM (gPDxp)

451 Your Mouth: Why it pays to be trusting about what will or won't happen there Deer NPR: open wide, and say "ahhhhh". This won't hurt a bit.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 27, 2012 09:30 AM (1hM1d)

452 New Thread: Needed, or Over-Rated?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 27, 2012 09:30 AM (8y9MW)

453 Do some automobiles float?

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at April 27, 2012 09:30 AM (LLToD)

454 Next up, children are best left to nanny's  ,every other women's story.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:30 AM (TomZ9)

455 Do dumb union teachers actually make students smarter?

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 27, 2012 09:30 AM (qwK3S)

456
NPR: Egyptian Islamists Propose Law to Allow Spouses to Engage in Sex Acts with Spouses Up to Six Hours After Death - Why Stop There?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 27, 2012 09:30 AM (HmCnI)

457 Ace put up a top ten list.  Pretty funny.  Congrats Alexthechick.

Posted by: Infidel at April 27, 2012 09:30 AM (O/fK8)

458 Is that how we get ants?

Posted by: Barry at April 27, 2012 09:30 AM (u93Ac)

459 Mass Genocide: Horrible Evil, or Needed Population Control?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 27, 2012 09:31 AM (8y9MW)

460

Fox News: More Viewers are Proof of its Unpopularity

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2012 09:31 AM (9sUlj)

461 Oooo, I missed that. .....Where can I see that, is there a vid somewhere?

Posted by: wheatie at April 27, 2012 01:25 PM (O4AQQ)

 

Dunno, saw it on FNC.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 27, 2012 09:31 AM (NVu2l)

462 Female circumcision, Should you wait for the 2nd date to 'surprise' her?

Posted by: Rev Al at April 27, 2012 09:32 AM (SO2Q8)

463
NPR: When All is Said and Done, Aren't We All Non-Viable Tissue Masses That Cheated the Abortionists' Coup-de-Grace?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 27, 2012 09:32 AM (HmCnI)

464 "bin laden, did he really need killin ? "

Posted by: Shit Bird at April 27, 2012 09:32 AM (2cfUo)

465 Does crying after sex actually strengthen your relationship?

Posted by: Fritz at April 27, 2012 09:32 AM (/ZZCn)

466 We ask:  How many fried chicken joints can a ghetto support?

Posted by: Col. Sanders at April 27, 2012 09:33 AM (LLToD)

467 Do low-priced contraceptives actually make bull-dykes more attractive?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 27, 2012 09:33 AM (qwK3S)

468 The Rule Of Law: Do We Really Need It?

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2012 09:33 AM (FcR7P)

469

"pudding, not just dessert anymore "

Posted by: Shit Bird at April 27, 2012 09:33 AM (2cfUo)

470
NPR Special Report:
Limiting Life Spans For The Poor. Isn't Fifty Enough?

Posted by: Panzer Trout at April 27, 2012 09:34 AM (lpWVn)

471 Abort, the most important word in our language  and the importance for the worlds future.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:34 AM (TomZ9)

472 Protein: Why jizzum is good for you

Posted by: momma at April 27, 2012 09:34 AM (oKsWl)

473 Prezzie of the Steezie....How This New Title Actually Benefits and Modernizes American Politics Worldwide


(....I'm smelling a new "for fun and profit" hashtag brewing for Twitter.)

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2012 09:34 AM (OpijJ)

474 Half of these sound like something from the cover of Cosmo.

Posted by: toby928© at April 27, 2012 09:34 AM (NG097)

475 Can an "Ewok love tape" save Rubio's Veep chances?

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 09:34 AM (Ux3aP)

476 Is 'fresh air' a pun?

Do "NPR, National Endowments" really add size and girth?

Posted by: 13times at April 27, 2012 09:34 AM (h6XiD)

477 Just how long should an American be allowed to  live?

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:35 AM (TomZ9)

478 Nice: Looks like Holder will be getting his 'Contempt of Congress' Merit Badge.

http://cbsn.ws/IwqlgI

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 27, 2012 09:35 AM (8y9MW)

479 Do these pants actually make my ass look fatter?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 27, 2012 09:35 AM (qwK3S)

480
NPR: Nambia And NAMBLA - How Getting Them Confused Could Deny Young Boys Their Greatest Life's Experience

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 27, 2012 09:35 AM (HmCnI)

481

W'ell do anything for a Democrat.  Anything.  No, seriously, anything........

Posted by: usual lefty media types at April 27, 2012 09:35 AM (1o4B5)

482 Barack Obama - Best US President Since 2009?

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2012 09:35 AM (FcR7P)

483 Is Biden just pretending to be stupid? Exclusive Interview: Biden is the man behind the curtain

Posted by: momma at April 27, 2012 09:35 AM (oKsWl)

484 "Hobo's, the other white meat "

Posted by: Shit Bird at April 27, 2012 09:35 AM (2cfUo)

485 Does my ass actually make my pants look fatter?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 27, 2012 09:36 AM (qwK3S)

486
NPR: Is Sandra Fluke's Pronunciation of Her Last Name "Fluke" Just a Fluke or a ClusterFluke?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 27, 2012 09:36 AM (HmCnI)

487 Hand Rape Relax and enjoy it.

Posted by: TSA Semi-literate with Authoritay at April 27, 2012 09:36 AM (onMtq)

488 The Hindenburg Fire: Not as bad as the wreckage suggests.

Posted by: Balsamic Shotgun at April 27, 2012 09:36 AM (sTS/8)

489 Viva Mexico! How Open Borders Are Helping Our Fight Against Illegal Guns In The US

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2012 09:37 AM (FcR7P)

490 Man's Country - A Look at How Gay Bathhouses Actually Lower Blood Pressure and Reduce Stress

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2012 09:37 AM (OpijJ)

491 Could Forced Euthanasia be good for America's Elderly?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 27, 2012 09:37 AM (8y9MW)

492 Is Obama starting his re-election campaign too late?

Posted by: momma at April 27, 2012 09:37 AM (oKsWl)

493 Green Energy: Is the unproven actually better in the short term than the old reliable?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 27, 2012 09:37 AM (qwK3S)

494
NPR: Is Cosmo the NPR of Publishing or is NPR the Cosmo of Broadcasting?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 27, 2012 09:38 AM (HmCnI)

495 Terry Gross; YES.

Posted by: 13times at April 27, 2012 09:38 AM (h6XiD)

496 Outsourcing:  Making deportation attractive?

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 27, 2012 09:38 AM (Qxe/p)

497 Is the Thing You Expect to Follow this Clause Actually the Opposite Thing?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 27, 2012 09:38 AM (NaBqG)

498

"Coal, Black and icky,Obama clean and articutale"

Posted by: Shit Bird at April 27, 2012 09:39 AM (2cfUo)

499 Facepalm: via Twitter @TabithaHale RT @utjolley: U.S. Chamber endorses Jim Matheson and ... Orrin Hatch. Birds of a feather? http://t.co/lKyTxehfÂ… #utpol

Posted by: Y-not at April 27, 2012 09:39 AM (5H6zj)

500

#5 was the best

 

Also:  From the sidebar.  I love Firday.  And Firday-Un!

Posted by: Truman North at April 27, 2012 09:39 AM (I2LwF)

501 Alan Colmes... Failed Male Fashion Model?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 09:40 AM (niZvt)

502 Extra Extra!

Biden is an idiot. Tells donors:


Vice President Joe Biden jokingly berated campaign donors at a fundraiser this morning in Washington D.C.

“I guess what I’m trying to say without boring you too long at breakfast – and you all look dull as hell, I might add. The dullest audience I have ever spoken to. Just sitting there, staring at me. Pretend you like me!” he said according to the pool report.

Posted by: momma at April 27, 2012 09:40 AM (oKsWl)

503 Unanticipated Surprise Rough Anal Sex Performed On You: Is the devil you do know really better than the devil you don't?

Posted by: fb at April 27, 2012 09:40 AM (JVEmw)

504 Why long term food ingestion is bad for the Country.
related articles;
Why should we eat cake?
Why should we eat more than once a week, to be fair?
going to the dog?, eating dog might save tax expenditures on maintaining pounds.
Cats can also be food.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:40 AM (TomZ9)

505 #21, Dang: "Are budget cuts good for NPR? Yes, they really are."  Well played, Sir.

Posted by: David in Texas at April 27, 2012 09:40 AM (D1xXV)

506

Crushing student debt: Does being a debt slave lead youth to be more responsible?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 27, 2012 09:40 AM (NVu2l)

507 "399 Is Islam the solution to gender inequality? Posted by: Sandra Fluke" Well the answer to that is a big, old YES. What's more uplifting to womyn than a husband wanting to screw you after you're dead.

Posted by: Egyptian Muzzie Necrophile at April 27, 2012 09:41 AM (onMtq)

508

I noticed that Cosmo just put out their long-awaited monthly "Sex Issue"

 

Cover girl:  Khloe Kardassian, the Khloe Kardassian of the Kardassian sisters.

Posted by: Truman North at April 27, 2012 09:41 AM (I2LwF)

509 "high speed rail, sexy as all hell "

Posted by: Shit Bird at April 27, 2012 09:41 AM (2cfUo)

510 You know, I suppose I should be proud of things such as my education or professional achievements.  Nope.  I'm proud of SMOD and this.  Priorties.  I haz them. 

Posted by: alexthechick at April 27, 2012 09:41 AM (VtjlW)

511

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2012 01:18 PM (onMtq)



I think I love you.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 27, 2012 09:41 AM (CVVhG)

512 Two Girls One Cup: Culinary advice for the budget minded lesbian couple?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 27, 2012 09:41 AM (L7hol)

513

Lumps in breast tissue:  Aren't they just getting firmer again?

Posted by: Biblio Misses Breitbart at April 27, 2012 09:41 AM (7o8VY)

514 NPR's  new adventure.
Dietary ideas!
cat as food
dog as food

Try our new recipes from non other than the wonderous, fabulous, WH chef!

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:41 AM (TomZ9)

515 Would a race war actually encourage racial harmony?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 27, 2012 09:42 AM (qwK3S)

516 On our next segment of Spitter/Splatter we ask:  How did the jizz make it onto the blue dress.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 27, 2012 09:42 AM (LLToD)

517 The 'Maldives': Is Obama Too Intelligent For His Own Mouth?

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2012 09:42 AM (FcR7P)

518 Auto Erotic Asphyxiation : The Ultimate Orgasm?

Posted by: David Carradine at April 27, 2012 09:42 AM (VwrfQ)

519 Is dog meat actually good for the digestive system?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 27, 2012 09:42 AM (qwK3S)

520 Hey girls! That guy you just met really does want to "just hold you".

Posted by: Dagny, warrior queen at April 27, 2012 09:42 AM (4yXmp)

521 Euthanizing Unwanted Dogs: Are We Overlooking A Valuable Food Source?

Posted by: wheatie at April 27, 2012 09:43 AM (O4AQQ)

522
NPR: Making Incompetence the Truly Cool Kind of Competence

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 27, 2012 09:43 AM (HmCnI)

523 Is publicly-funded radio actually useful and necessary?

Posted by: moogrogue at April 27, 2012 09:43 AM (cAwmz)

524

who's better? gay men or lesbians?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 27, 2012 09:43 AM (7jxyE)

525 Radish: If you're around can I get a "SCOAMF is the SCOAMF-iest" ditty about him targeting Romney Donors?  I want to do a post on it, and I'd like one as a lead in.

Link goes to WSJ:  http://on.wsj.com/ItONf8

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 27, 2012 09:44 AM (8y9MW)

526 Communism, Can we get it right this time?

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2012 09:44 AM (9sUlj)

527

Eating raw pork in foreign ports: The Sailor Diet.

 

Swimming in Shit River: An immune system challenge for the extreme sports fan.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 27, 2012 09:45 AM (NVu2l)

528 Does Humanity really need to have sex?

If penguins can do it , why can't we?

Why Black widow spiders might be a lesson for future population control.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:45 AM (TomZ9)

529

how bringing your children to work day jeopardizes your job....

who do you bring when you've aborted your children?

what do you do when you when you don't have a job......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 27, 2012 09:45 AM (7jxyE)

530 Your Media At Work: Why Dig When We Know There's Nothing Wrong With Obama?

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2012 09:45 AM (FcR7P)

531 526 Extra Extra! Biden is an idiot. Tells donors: Vice President Joe Biden jokingly berated campaign donors at a fundraiser this morning in Washington D.C. “I guess what I’m trying to say without boring you too long at breakfast – and you all look dull as hell, I might add. The dullest audience I have ever spoken to. Just sitting there, staring at me. Pretend you like me!” he said according to the pool report. Didn't Biden play the old crone on Golden Girls? Obviously, this man is stroke victim.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 09:45 AM (niZvt)

532
NPR: Our Spatchcocked Economy - Just So Wrong on So Many Levels

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 27, 2012 09:45 AM (HmCnI)

533 NPR: Obama's baby gravy spit or swallow?

Oh fuck who am I kidding they swallow every time.

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 27, 2012 09:46 AM (KeFbr)

534 Does the blood of young virgins really help the complexion? Bunny Melon weighs in.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 27, 2012 09:46 AM (NVu2l)

535 why eating bugs can be useful to limit methane gases

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:46 AM (TomZ9)

536
NPR: #DontDoubleMyRate - 2.2% is the New 4.4%!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 27, 2012 09:46 AM (HmCnI)

537 o/t Hey, moronettes. I just bought this dress http://tinyurl.com/7t278po for first communion this weekend. It fits beautifully. It's longer on me than her since I'm not 6'2". Hubby will be disappointed there isn't cleavage but, hey, it's a morning church ceremony where I'm the usher. He can suck it up.

Posted by: Dagny, warrior queen at April 27, 2012 09:46 AM (4yXmp)

538 Was 9/11 actually an opportunity to revamp the Manhattan skyline?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 27, 2012 09:47 AM (ebPtk)

539 Separation of Church and State: is it fair to the followers of the Obamessiah?

Posted by: sherlock at April 27, 2012 09:48 AM (6rLSO)

540

nice dagny

 

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 27, 2012 09:48 AM (7jxyE)

541 Very pretty, dagny. Somehow I was expecting it to be a white dress with lace!

Posted by: Y-not at April 27, 2012 09:49 AM (5H6zj)

542 Sinkholes vs. stinkholes:  Why men prefer fucking holes in the ground when they could have Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 27, 2012 09:49 AM (LLToD)

543 Dagny, i got Tom Clancy movie review

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:49 AM (TomZ9)

544 Hubby will be disappointed there isn't cleavage

That's the first rule when I buy a dress for my wife.

Posted by: EC at April 27, 2012 09:49 AM (GQ8sn)

545 Mix chlorine and ammonia if you really want to cut grease.

Posted by: Dagny, warrior queen at April 27, 2012 09:49 AM (4yXmp)

546 Gray ponytails at 67? Smart, fast and handsome.

Posted by: 13times at April 27, 2012 09:50 AM (h6XiD)

547 11. Hey, Isn't It Possible She WAS Askin' for It?

Posted by: Jim Treacher at April 27, 2012 09:51 AM (X3KAb)

548 Reducing Crime: Does it actually increase crime?

Posted by: fb at April 27, 2012 09:51 AM (JVEmw)

549 Willow! No way. Try
http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/michael-michael-    kors-waist-tie-dress/3262553?origin=keywordsearch&resultback=3155

Posted by: Dagny, warrior queen at April 27, 2012 09:51 AM (4yXmp)

550 -movie, a game review.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:51 AM (TomZ9)

551

Cute dress Dagny.  Yea, cleavage at Sunday first communion is probably not a classy idea.

Posted by: Infidel at April 27, 2012 09:51 AM (O/fK8)

552 Double Mastectomy: The New South Beach Diet?

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 27, 2012 09:51 AM (r5w1L)

553 Remove space after michael-

Posted by: Dagny, warrior queen at April 27, 2012 09:51 AM (4yXmp)

554 "Romney saves dog from drowning."

Yeah? I saved a dog from *boiling*, motherfuckers.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 27, 2012 09:51 AM (XXy2R)

555 dagny ok got it, i love it, is that a paisley design?

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:52 AM (TomZ9)

556 Stalin, A Model for this Century?

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2012 09:52 AM (9sUlj)

557 Magnets: How the Fuck Do They Work?

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 27, 2012 09:52 AM (NS2Mo)

558
NPR: Did Greece's Economy Founder Because Wearing Ponytails Displaced Wearing Greek Fishermens' Caps By the Follicly Challenged?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 27, 2012 09:53 AM (HmCnI)

559 should there really be women's things or man's things?

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:53 AM (TomZ9)

560 I wasn't going to buy anything new but they had lost the boy's suit post alterations and had to find it. Told them, I'd go downstairs and shop and they would  find the suit!

Posted by: Dagny, warrior queen at April 27, 2012 09:53 AM (4yXmp)

561 Golfing:  Isn't it just like 12-dimension chess?

Posted by: Biblio Misses Breitbart at April 27, 2012 09:53 AM (7o8VY)

562 Nothing wrong with Socialism and Here;s why.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:54 AM (TomZ9)

563 Do Secret Service parties with hookers actually make the President safer?

Posted by: Marmo at April 27, 2012 09:54 AM (I8GNk)

564 NPR: The Black Death, a solution for over crowding at the market place as well as a bringer of exciting opportunities in real estate.

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 27, 2012 09:54 AM (KeFbr)

565 It's sorta paisley and the tie looks better on the side. I also have breasts which makes the top look different. It's rare for me to find something that fits the boobies that doesn't have to be hemmed.

Posted by: Dagny, warrior queen at April 27, 2012 09:55 AM (4yXmp)

566 NPR: Is warming up your car with the garage door closed really a no-no?

Posted by: Dagny, warrior queen at April 27, 2012 09:56 AM (4yXmp)

567 should there really be women's things or man's things?

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 01:53 PM (TomZ9)

 

Women in jock straps are not sexy.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 27, 2012 09:56 AM (NVu2l)

568 -Prison camps, are they really much of a prison, or more like being at camp? -Rape, with that outfit, u sure she wasnt asking for it?

Posted by: Infidelswine at April 27, 2012 09:56 AM (VN36M)

569 C'mon, folks....What's all the uproar about this new Egyptian law? Settle down, people.

I screwed the pooch more than 30 years after I ate it.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 27, 2012 09:57 AM (XXy2R)

570 Islam The Promise of Sex after Death

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2012 09:57 AM (9sUlj)

571 Communism, This Time We Can Get IT Right

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2012 09:59 AM (9sUlj)

572 Do Secret Service parties with hookers actually make the President safer?

Posted by: Marmo at April 27, 2012 01:54 PM (I8GNk)

 

Yes. It allows the agents to weed out the crazies for the VIPs. It is a dirty job, but someone has to do it. Executive protection isn't all about bombs and bullets.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 27, 2012 09:59 AM (NVu2l)

573 Is borrowing money  the key  to  getting out of debt?

Posted by: Marmo at April 27, 2012 09:59 AM (I8GNk)

574 Is Aversion to Communism Just a Cultural Attitude, and Why Can't You Proles Just Get The Fucking Picture?

Posted by: fb at April 27, 2012 09:59 AM (JVEmw)

575 The Potato Famine: The Best Thing to Ever Happen To Ireland?

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 27, 2012 10:00 AM (NS2Mo)

576 I've been watching Gabe's #NPRheadlines hashtag and the spambots were winning until Michelle Malkin's Twitchy noticed it. Then it got funny again. (My twitter handle is @zmdave)

Posted by: zmdavid at April 27, 2012 10:00 AM (6o0+V)

577 I also have breasts which makes the top look different.


Truer words have never been spoken.

Posted by: EC at April 27, 2012 10:00 AM (GQ8sn)

578 The Presidential 2-term Limit: Did Republicans Overreach in Setting It So Low?

Posted by: sherlock at April 27, 2012 10:00 AM (6rLSO)

579 Andersonville: Apart from the Dysentery, actually Luxurious?

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 27, 2012 10:01 AM (NS2Mo)

580 Criminal Recidivism: Why Capital Punishment Does Not Work

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2012 10:01 AM (9sUlj)

581 Weeding out crazy hookers really is better than having to make them disappear.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 27, 2012 10:01 AM (NVu2l)

582 Who's ass will be bigger a year from now? Kim K. or Michelle?

Posted by: Racefan at April 27, 2012 10:02 AM (3sw85)

583 Participation Trophys, only good for lefties?

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 27, 2012 10:03 AM (WUWb9)

584

NEA: Does the Government Make Art Worse?

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2012 10:06 AM (9sUlj)

585 Lower Test Scores: Why Teacher Unions are Indispensable to Students

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2012 10:08 AM (9sUlj)

586 Getting raped - Good for a woman's self esteem, or great for a woman's self esteem?

Posted by: booger at April 27, 2012 10:10 AM (HI6wa)

587

 

Lower Test Scores: Why The Education Department is Succeeding 

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2012 10:10 AM (9sUlj)

588 Have we grown beyond needing presidential elections?  Why the next one may be the last.

Posted by: Marmo at April 27, 2012 10:11 AM (I8GNk)

589

Lower Test Scores: Why Teacher Unions are Succeeding

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2012 10:11 AM (9sUlj)

590 Sick: The New Healthy?

Posted by: fb at April 27, 2012 10:15 AM (JVEmw)

591 Suicide - the only alternative to IRS bondage?

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 27, 2012 10:17 AM (ZtwUX)

592 Debt: Your Opportunity To Give Back

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2012 10:26 AM (FcR7P)

593 "White Hispamics, The new face of terror ? "

Posted by: shit Bird at April 27, 2012 10:27 AM (2cfUo)

594

The Presidential 2-term Limit: Law or Guideline?

The Presidential 2-term Limit: Should It Apply to Dreamboats?

The Presidential 2-term Limit: Could It Unexpectedly Cut Short Obama's Reign?

The Presidential 2-term Limit: Does It Apply to Oppressed Minorities?

The Presidential 2-term Limit: Another Mess Obama Inherited from the Bush Adminstration?

Damn! This is fun!  How about a consitutional-scholar thread based on this question?

Posted by: sherlock at April 27, 2012 10:28 AM (6rLSO)

595 National Debt? Why Arithmetic is Over-Rated

Posted by: nick at April 27, 2012 10:42 AM (aij2o)

596 Is racial and social division the key to our prosperity?

Posted by: nick at April 27, 2012 10:44 AM (aij2o)

597 "Is objectivity over-rated?"

"What's so bad about chlamydia?"

"Is spending $200k for a Liberal Arts degree worth it?"

Posted by: Jimbo at April 27, 2012 10:45 AM (O3R/2)

598 Why stealing from your grandchildren is actually good for them

Posted by: nick at April 27, 2012 10:45 AM (aij2o)

599 Is Anal Rape actually beneficial for treating Hemorrhoids?

Posted by: scooter (not libby) at April 27, 2012 10:45 AM (aamim)

600 Do conjugal visits negatively impact the benefits of anal rape in our prison system?

Posted by: Ned Racine's Exploding Libido at April 27, 2012 11:09 AM (ShuAW)

601 Was The Great Depression Good For America?

Posted by: Tantor at April 27, 2012 11:19 AM (659DL)

602 Is an economic depression actually that bad?  It can't be worse than a Republican in the White House.

Posted by: Eric at April 27, 2012 11:27 AM (YvVsN)

603

This is too easy-

1.  Is fecal matter actually quite tasty?

2.  Does having your junk gnawed off by a badger actually make you you more amorous?

3. Is a poke in the eye by a sharp stick actually good for your sight?

4.  Is Margaret Cho actually a humorous and attractive female?

5.  Is eating a live toad actually nutritious?

6.  Is taking the police on a high speed chase actually a good strategy for avoiding a DUI?

Posted by: Minuteman at April 27, 2012 11:27 AM (UA5QI)

604

Did Biden actually say:

"Obama IS a big dick?"

Posted by: seamrog at April 27, 2012 11:31 AM (eNcHt)

605

Does failure of "green" startups presage the Obama expansion?

Do recent racial tensions mark underlying post racial harmony?

Are current unemployment trends actually a sign of a stronger economy than failed Bush economy?   

Posted by: RM at April 27, 2012 11:51 AM (TRsME)

606 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2012 12:00 PM (7W3wI)

607 If we look at the text and the text alone stupid questions can not answer themselves. Yet with full context most people who read the questions will find them self answering.

Posted by: Cackfinger at April 27, 2012 01:03 PM (CCHli)

608 Q: Should I eat a knife? A: I think we should schedule and do a brief, fifteen item cost-benefit analysis of you eating or attempting to a knife so you can make an informed decision. Then we should file with OSHA and the Food and Drug Administration as an advisory memo to help them prepare helpful documentation for others who may have the same question.

Posted by: Cackfinger at April 27, 2012 01:10 PM (CCHli)

609 Getting run over by a train is actually good for your health.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 27, 2012 02:04 PM (8kWKd)

610 1. Is a nuclear Middle East a win-win for everyone?
2. Does eating out of dumpsters prove that Americans are eco conscious?
3. Why live off of food and water when sunlight is free?
4. Does a low credit rating actually improve you ability to get loan?
5. Do excessive bank fees mean better service for consumers?
6. Is free will over rated?
7. Are the freest people in the world in North Korea?
8. Isn't watching network television vastly superior to thinking?
9. Is Facebook better than Shakespeare?
10. Has anyone noticed were are licking the balls of our President?

Posted by: shibumi at April 27, 2012 02:38 PM (z63Tr)

611 We assure you, President Obama has a very big stick.

Posted by: Flagstaff at April 27, 2012 02:59 PM (3jcBL)

612 Fox Headlines: 1. This is a Christian nation so why can't we fuck the poor and give more to the rich? 2. Should Government meddle in our personal lives? Only if you happen to be gay. Totally different. 3. Is killing Osama Bin Laden such a big deal? 4. America's minority population grows. Should we get to work making more white babies? 5. Why we can't we just care about ourselves? Is that so wrong? 6. Do we really need an auto industry in America? 7. We know Obama is an American but why can't we just let the Kenya birth thing live a little? 8. 10 reasons why the president's failure is good for America 9. Why we'd rather let Rush Limbaugh shit in our ears than be right. 10. Why fear is your friend and 10 other new ways to profit from stupid, intolerant, hateful hicks and bigots.

Posted by: Jimmy-Joe at April 27, 2012 04:02 PM (xU2OO)

613

Jimmy-Joe red herrings

1. Why do conservatives donate more to charity and volunteer more around the globe while liberals want to take it from you, skim some and waste the rest on inefficient gov't programs?

2. Should you really be able to pack your kid's lunch for him without a gov't inspector's approval? should you really be allowed to drink sodas without a sin tax attached?

3. Should you "spike the ball" repeatedly when you're part of a team victory?

4.  Why should millions of aborted black babies bother you?

5. Why can't trillions of dollars solve poverty?

6. Do we really need our auto industry protected from accountability?

7. Hawaiian, Kenyan or American? He's inept in any case.

8. 10 reasons why Obama's success is bad for America.

9. We love us some Al Sharpton and Keith Olberman for their nuanced approach to current events.

10. Why is fear, dependency and division all we've got?

 

 

Posted by: mark c at April 27, 2012 04:25 PM (hnhBR)

614 The worse it gets, the better the economy is. (NPR) The more unemployed, the better the economy. (Speaker Pelosi) Is Obama a Keynesian? NO! He was born in America, not Kenya. (The various dupes in that viral YouTube) These are beyond, far beyond, mere economic illiteracy. The first two are just more doublethink from the Ministry of Truth. The 3rd is likely drug-induced.

Posted by: Thorvald at April 27, 2012 07:05 PM (OhenJ)

615 Democrats:  Give us big enough shovels and we can dig the USA out of debt.

Posted by: Smorgasbord at April 27, 2012 09:58 PM (If3vA)

616

Is biased cheerleading actually better than fact-based news?

Posted by: Dave H at April 29, 2012 08:04 AM (REiR6)

617 Obama, you should step down.  The UN needs you.  The United States is too small for your genius.

Posted by: burt at April 29, 2012 04:33 PM (OzqQM)

618 Did Germany really lose the second world war?

Posted by: Old Texas Turkey at April 30, 2012 08:43 PM (bSxaZ)

619 Wow this is soo helpful I have been trying to figure this out on my own for a long time now. Hopefully making this change will help encourage discussion on my blog.

Posted by: The Serpent’s Shadow epub at May 01, 2012 03:50 PM (hkdkM)

620 You really make it seem so uderstandable with your presentation but I find this topic before really hard to understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me.

Posted by: My Cross to Bear iBooks at May 01, 2012 04:22 PM (uydDX)

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