March 15, 2012

What Would a "Landslide" Election Look Like?
— CAC

A lot of bloviating from lefties lately about an Obama "landslide". Some, when polls were more favorable, from conservatives about a Republican one. But what would one look like, exactly? Are the "mega-landslide" elections of 1964, 1972, 1980, 1984, and 1988 even possible at this point?

The short answer is no. In the past, states like New York, Texas, and California played the role of "big prize" purple states. So if a President or a candidate played their cards right, scoring a 400-500 electoral vote tsunami was very possible. There is only one state these days with more than 20 electoral votes that plays the cheating girlfriend, and that is that dirty skank we call Florida. Smaller states hold more sway in national elections these days, and the big states have fallen on one side of the ideological divide or the other.

Don't believe me? Well let's look at the absolute minimum states President Obama and his Republican challenger will carry: Image and video hosting by TinyPic
Map courtesy 270towin.com

Simple math shows the 400+ electoral vote bloodbaths are exceptionally hard to achieve. While scoring a bruising victory in the high 300s is easily doable (happening in 3 of the last 5 elections), the awe-inspiring bone-crushing victories of yesteryear just aren't possible anymore.

Lets be very realistic- even these maps are the absolute extreme. Nobody expects the Republican to lose Georgia or Arizona, nor for the President to lose Massachusetts. I had to really, really, really inhale a lot of ether to close in on, and still fall votes short of, 400. Try it yourself, keeping in mind the mindset of the voters in these hard-red and hard-blue states.

So when someone comments matter-of-factly with "oh so-and-so will be lucky to carry 5 states", remember what your pretend expert here at AoS is telling you. It is difficult to predict even semi-landslides months out even when there seems to be a serious rebound for an incumbant or momentum for a challenger. Take this Harris Poll released in January of 1980, which showed a 65%-31% landslide preference...for Jimmy Carter.

Unless of course election night comes and the Republican wins 48 states, in which case I will quietly edit this post and replace it with very questionable images.
After I win the Powerball and Mega Millions the week before and have to file a restraining order against Christina Hendricks for constantly throwing herself naked against my front door. That will be a very busy hypothetical.

Posted by: CAC at 01:54 PM | Comments (195)
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1 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 15, 2012 02:00 PM (8y9MW)

2 Hey, I'm all alone here.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 15, 2012 02:00 PM (GZitp)

3 Something seems wrong about this .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 15, 2012 02:01 PM (npr0X)

4 I'm optimistic that by November everyone will be as sick of Obama as I am.

Posted by: Frankly at March 15, 2012 02:04 PM (UuBcm)

5 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2012 02:23 PM (7W3wI)

6 Looks like they haven't banned purgatory ............yet .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 15, 2012 02:24 PM (npr0X)

7 New Hebrides is going all in for Romney.  You heard it here first.

Posted by: Cicero at March 15, 2012 02:25 PM (QKKT0)

8 I think that with Santorums new weapon of interwebs porn he is likely to score a big landslide.

Posted by: robtr at March 15, 2012 02:25 PM (MtwBb)

9 Of course,if anyone ever deserved to be buried in a landlide it is Baraka.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2012 02:26 PM (7W3wI)

10 6 bill the cat i heard that the Pope got rid of purgatory......

Posted by: meggie mac at March 15, 2012 02:27 PM (Ho2rs)

11 Guam could still tip into either camp.

Posted by: Cicero at March 15, 2012 02:27 PM (QKKT0)

12 Take this Harris Poll released in January of 1980, which showed a 65%-31% landslide preference...for Jimmy Carter.

You're being ridiculous, CAC, as is everyone who keeps trotting out that same poll over and over again.

Perhaps you remember an event that began in late 1979 that gave Carter a big (but temporary) "rally around the flag" bump in the polls? Anything ring a bell?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 15, 2012 02:28 PM (SY2Kh)

13 Every time gas prices go up a penny, the Dems lose another electoral vote.

Posted by: Karl Rove, Electoral Genius at March 15, 2012 02:28 PM (QKKT0)

14

Posted by: meggie mac at March 15, 2012 06:27 PM (Ho2rs)

 

No my child I have retired. I can no longer ban anything.

Posted by: Jospeh Ratzinger, private citizen at March 15, 2012 02:29 PM (jm/9g)

15 Perhaps you remember an event that began in late 1979 that gave Carter a big (but temporary) "rally around the flag" bump in the polls? Anything ring a bell?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 15, 2012 06:28 PM (SY2Kh)

Funny you bring that up. Because the poll released by the same firm when that happened gave Reagan a 50-45 lead over Carter as a result of it.

Posted by: CAC at March 15, 2012 02:30 PM (DZrU+)

16 CAC, do you have access to 2010 polls  and how it stacked up to what occured?

Posted by: willow at March 15, 2012 02:30 PM (TomZ9)

17 Obama will be lucky to carry 5 states...there I said it...hehehehe!

Posted by: USNA1985 at March 15, 2012 02:31 PM (U3TDy)

18 or tell me where i should look?

Posted by: willow at March 15, 2012 02:32 PM (TomZ9)

19 The rise of the Khaki States!

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 15, 2012 02:32 PM (HethX)

20 See those blue states?  I don't care for them.

Posted by: mama winger at March 15, 2012 02:32 PM (P6QsQ)

21 That's why a GOP candidate could simply state 'No bailouts for California'-- they won't vote for him anyway, and the rest of the country likes what he's saying.

Posted by: nickless at March 15, 2012 02:34 PM (MMC8r)

22 Meh, I take the fraud factor into effect.  I think it'll be very close, because people still want to feel good about voting for a black guy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 15, 2012 02:34 PM (kFnmp)

23 damn socks

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2012 02:35 PM (Ho2rs)

24 Three words:  Four dollar gas.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2012 02:36 PM (uGXx4)

25 How about the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact?  It would make me very happy indeed if the idiots in the states that passed that POS had to award their electoral votes to a repub.

Posted by: huerfano at March 15, 2012 02:36 PM (bAGA/)

26 I wonder how much of the lock that these big blue states are is due to voter fraud. If only the GOP were interested in preventing that.

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 15, 2012 02:36 PM (QxSug)

27 If Santorum were the nominee, I'm sure he'd find a few ways to lose some states that you think are unlosable.

Posted by: Crazy Bald Guy at March 15, 2012 02:36 PM (2WvmU)

28 because people still want to feel good about voting for a black guy. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 15, 2012 06:34 PM


Do you think so, still?  I've been wondering if the bloom is off that particular rose.  I think that was a huge part of it in 2008.  I'm not sure how much power that holds any more.

Posted by: mama winger at March 15, 2012 02:37 PM (P6QsQ)

29 California IPA > ANY OTHER BEER

Posted by: Greg at March 15, 2012 02:38 PM (J3Ovp)

30 21That's why a GOP candidate could simply state 'No bailouts for California'-- they won't vote for him anyway, and the rest of the country likes what he's saying.
 

Posted by: nickless at March 15, 2012 06:34 PM (MMC8r)

 

Hell, I would love that, and I'm behind enemy lines in the People's Republic - although with luck we'll have moved out by November.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 15, 2012 02:39 PM (7tPfr)

31 I'm stuck in California, and I'm voting Republican. I think - no guarantees - that even in San Francisco, the numbers might be a little less solidly "pro-Obama" than we think.

There's a lot of people out of work, and a lot of complaining about gas prices.

They're not blaming Bush for either of these, unless prompted.

Posted by: Dianna at March 15, 2012 02:39 PM (mKMj1)

32 None of these realistically take the fraud factor into effect.  DoJ will not enforce anything that might not support Obama.  DoJ will challenge states that vote R.  Expect the warehouses of temporarily misplaced ballots to be full by early November and ready to appear in a car trunk near your nearest Dem polling representative.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 15, 2012 02:40 PM (i3+c5)

33 Do you think so, still? I've been wondering if the bloom is off that particular rose. I think that was a huge part of it in 2008. I'm not sure how much power that holds any more.

  I hope you're right. Unfortunately a lot of people think Obama is cool and hip. Pay no attention to the 4.00 dollar gas...

Posted by: the hobbit fomerly known as Donna at March 15, 2012 02:40 PM (ZHge+)

34

Something that gives me a little bit of hope, is the fact that quite a few 'O-states' lost some of their electoral votes....as a result of the 2010 census.

 

Illinois −1 Massachusetts −1 Michigan −1 New Jersey −1 New York −2 Pennsylvania −1

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2012 02:41 PM (Izn98)

35 California IPA > ANY OTHER BEER

Posted by: Greg at March 15, 2012 06:38 PM (J3Ovp)

The smartest thing you've said since you first shat-rocketed your way over here, and still wrong.

 

The belgian-style wheat beers are the best.

Posted by: CAC at March 15, 2012 02:41 PM (DZrU+)

36

25How about the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact? It would make me very happy indeed if the idiots in the states that passed that POS had to award their electoral votes to a repub.

 

 

I'll die of ecstasy if that happens, especially if their stupid decision is the difference that puts a Republican over the top. That Compact is proof positive that liberals are idiots.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 15, 2012 02:41 PM (7tPfr)

37 Perhaps you remember an event that began in late 1979 that gave Carter a big (but temporary) "rally around the flag" bump in the polls? Anything ring a bell?

Give the lad a break.  CAC wasn't born until the mid 80s. While some of us vividly remember the Iran hostage crisis, it is not top-of-mind for those who didn't live through it.

Now get off my lawn!

Posted by: Mayday at March 15, 2012 02:41 PM (orrLR)

38 I played around and got this, with just a few optimistic assumptions:

R 306
D 232


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Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 15, 2012 02:42 PM (nEUpB)

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 15, 2012 02:42 PM (nEUpB)

40 Give the lad a break. CAC wasn't born until the mid 80s. While some of us vividly remember the Iran hostage crisis, it is not top-of-mind for those who didn't live through it.

Now get off my lawn!

Posted by: Mayday at March 15, 2012 06:41 PM (orrLR)

 

I was born March 16, 1985.

Unlike the lot of you, whose birth years still start off 18xx

Posted by: CAC at March 15, 2012 02:42 PM (DZrU+)

41

24 Three words: Four dollar gas.

 

And at the rate it's going up.....it could be Five dollar, Six dollar by November.

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2012 02:42 PM (Izn98)

42 Guam could still tip into either camp.
Posted by: Cicero

If Meggie Mac goes to Guam her tits will make it tip over.

Posted by: mpfs, Under March Madness Spell at March 15, 2012 02:43 PM (iYbLN)

43 I was born March 16, 1985.
Unlike the lot of you, whose birth years still start off 18xx Posted by: CAC


Oh CAC, just blow me.  (I know this is not possible) 

Posted by: mpfs, Under March Madness Spell at March 15, 2012 02:43 PM (iYbLN)

44 Unlike the lot of you, whose birth years still start off 18xx

I was born before man walked on the moon ... /Statler

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at March 15, 2012 02:44 PM (bjRNS)

45 I was born March 16, 1985.
Unlike the lot of you, whose birth years still start off 18xx

Posted by: CAC at March 15, 2012 06:42 PM (DZrU+)

 

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I bought my slippers that year, man they could really make slippers then. I am going to get a new pair next year though.

Posted by: robtr at March 15, 2012 02:44 PM (MtwBb)

46

Haven't we learned by now that many of the old paradigms on presidential elections are being thrown out this time around?

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2012 02:44 PM (uGXx4)

47 So CAC has never known a world without Flock of Seagulls.

Posted by: nickless at March 15, 2012 02:44 PM (MMC8r)

48 >>>California IPA > ANY OTHER BEER

That's probably the smartest thing you've ever said. Not necessarily true, but at least arguably true depending on taste. I happen to adore Scotch Ale, but California Ales (Thank you Sierra Nevada for inventing California Ale Yeast and discovering Cascade Hopps) particularly the California IPA rank highly.

You can make a California Ale anywhere. Just buy a bottle of Sierra Nevada, start a yeast culture, buy some Cascade Hopps, maybe some Kent Goldings, a little Crystal 10, some Two Row Pale, and whammo!* California Ale.


*Whammo is actually the complex process of mashing, sparging, fermenting, and bottling/kegging.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 15, 2012 02:45 PM (0q2P7)

49 So CAC has never known a world without Flock of Seagulls.

Wow.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at March 15, 2012 02:45 PM (bjRNS)

50 i could be your mother cac.......go clean up your room!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2012 02:45 PM (Ho2rs)

51 CAC you are obviously biased in favor of Mutt Romney!! Or maybe Santorum? Not Newt??

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2012 02:46 PM (7W3wI)

52 Bands formed in 1985 include The Offspring and The Goo Goo Dolls.

Posted by: Y-not at March 15, 2012 02:46 PM (5H6zj)

53 I was born March 16, 1985.
Unlike the lot of you, whose birth years still start off 18xx Posted by: CAC at March 15, 2012 06:42 PM




Oh gee.  I have purses older than you.

Posted by: mama winger at March 15, 2012 02:47 PM (P6QsQ)

54 So CAC has never known a world without Flock of Seagulls.

Posted by: nickless at March 15, 2012 06:44 PM (MMC8r)

There was a time before Space Age Love Song?

Posted by: CAC at March 15, 2012 02:47 PM (ivJTD)

55

Unlike the lot of you, whose birth years still start off 18xx.

 

And just to be clear, that's AD.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 15, 2012 02:47 PM (7tPfr)

56 Also, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

Posted by: Y-not at March 15, 2012 02:47 PM (5H6zj)

57 I feel like the trend, especially with rising gas prices, for those non idealogues in the middle is that it's time for a change, but there's plenty of time left for surprises of the very unpleasant (October) variety unfortunately.

Posted by: ontherocks at March 15, 2012 02:48 PM (ZJCDy)

58 "fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 15, 2012 06:42 PM (nEUpB)"


Don't make me lock you up.

Posted by: Rick Santorum at March 15, 2012 02:48 PM (GZitp)

59 i guess it would be a good idea to print out my bracket

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2012 02:48 PM (Ho2rs)

60 >>>I was born March 16, 1985.

F*ing Zygote. Your mother wants to keep you right?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 15, 2012 02:48 PM (0q2P7)

61

CAC,

 

Do all kids your age wear plaid all the time too?

Posted by: robtr at March 15, 2012 02:48 PM (MtwBb)

62 Also, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

Posted by: Y-not at March 15, 2012 06:47 PM (5H6zj)
Also Nirvana, They Might Be Giants, and Butthole Surfers.

Posted by: CAC at March 15, 2012 02:48 PM (ivJTD)

63 Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 15, 2012 06:45 PM (0q2P7)

Nobody invented me...bitch!

Posted by: Saccharomyces cerevisiae at March 15, 2012 02:48 PM (nEUpB)

64 cac smells like teen spirit

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2012 02:49 PM (Ho2rs)

65 I think I'll say a rosary for the blue states.









All done!

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 15, 2012 02:49 PM (u50z0)

66 '85 ? The underwear I'm wearing currently is older .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 15, 2012 02:49 PM (npr0X)

67 I think Nirvana was a couple of years later.

Posted by: Y-not at March 15, 2012 02:50 PM (5H6zj)

68 67 dagny multi tasker!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2012 02:50 PM (Ho2rs)

69
Pennsylvania is now a blue state.

Count on it.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 15, 2012 02:50 PM (7+pP9)

70

And at the rate it's going up.....it could be Five dollar, Six dollar by November.

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2012 06:42 PM (Izn9

 

 

That will break me.

Posted by: ErikW at March 15, 2012 02:50 PM (tH6HF)

71 All done!
Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 15, 2012 06:49 PM




Gee whiz girl, give me some warning.  Choked on my spinach salad there.

Posted by: mama winger at March 15, 2012 02:50 PM (P6QsQ)

72 I can remember using an encyclopedia instead of wikipedia, Beta instead of Blue Ray, and Night Flight. To my nephews, I'm already a fossil.

Posted by: CAC at March 15, 2012 02:50 PM (ivJTD)

73 I just realized I'm so hungry that I'm shaking.

Okay, that's enough for today, I think...

And I'll refrain from shilling for my blog one more time.

Wait.  That didn't work...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 15, 2012 02:50 PM (8y9MW)

74 ynot i haven't reached nirvana yet...my closet is still too small!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2012 02:50 PM (Ho2rs)

75 Just imagine a world without porn.

Posted by: Rick Santorum at March 15, 2012 02:50 PM (QKKT0)

76 Any SOS news yet today? Also, bourbon barrel ale beats any IPA.

Posted by: Conservative Crank voted for Perry, dammit at March 15, 2012 02:51 PM (1zwZo)

77 March 16, 1985


I was badly hungover that day. Green beer senior year.

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 15, 2012 02:51 PM (u50z0)

78 Impressive, dagny, but not nearly as impressive as my specialty Nine Minute Novena!

Posted by: Y-not at March 15, 2012 02:51 PM (5H6zj)

79 nine minute? pft...nine second......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2012 02:52 PM (Ho2rs)

80

PA could still flip, especially if the voter ID law (which was signed by the guv yetsreday) is upheld. Philly is very upset by this law, they're throwing everything including the kithcen sink at it. Yes, the Philly reps are even saying the words "Jim Crow". And those Reagan Dem coal miners out in the sticks are vowing to not get fooled by Zero again.

 

I'd like to see some questionable images here starting now. I'm tired of looking at red/blue maps and idiotic documentary directors.

 

 

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at March 15, 2012 02:52 PM (YmPwQ)

81 I got underwear older than CAC

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at March 15, 2012 02:52 PM (qiOph)

82

 

I bet if we had a Map of Voter Fraud.....and overlapped it with this one....that the states where the most fraud occurred in 2008, were also blue states which went to The One®.

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2012 02:53 PM (Izn98)

83 Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 15, 2012 06:45 PM (0q2P7)

You need to start drinking better beer.

Sierra Nevada is a fine brewery, as is Anchor Steam, but they have fierce competition on the east coast. Troegs, Flying Fish, Smutty Nose, etc.

Come for a visit and you will taste what real beer is supposed to taste like.

Now go home and get your fucking shinebox.

Posted by: Saccharomyces cerevisiae at March 15, 2012 02:53 PM (nEUpB)

84 Loving the blog btw, AllenG. I'll shill for it.

Posted by: Conservative Crank voted for Perry, dammit at March 15, 2012 02:53 PM (1zwZo)

85 Do all kids your age wear plaid all the time too?

Posted by: robtr at March 15, 2012 06:48 PM (MtwBb)

 

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Betcha' he doesn't know what paisley or searsucker is.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2012 02:53 PM (uGXx4)

86 Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 15, 2012 06:45 PM (0q2P7)
Nobody invented me...bitch!
Posted by: Saccharomyces cerevisiae at March 15, 2012 06:48 PM (nEUpB)


Yeah, you and F*ing corn, delusions of grandeur. Without human manipulation all you are is something smelly that needs to be disinfected.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 15, 2012 02:53 PM (0q2P7)

87 That's not fair because I said a Divine Mercy Chaplet for the red states at the same time!

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 15, 2012 02:53 PM (u50z0)

88 84 i suggest it's time to maybe get some new undies.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2012 02:53 PM (Ho2rs)

89 Unlike the lot of you, whose birth years still start off 18xx

Now youngster, that is no way to treat the person who stood up for you! 

However I will not exploit, for political purposes, your youth and inexperience. 

Posted by: Mayday at March 15, 2012 02:54 PM (orrLR)

90 Just imagine a world without porn.
Posted by: Rick Santorum


Good thing I kept all the bra and panty pages from the 1970s Sears catalogs.

Posted by: Dang at March 15, 2012 02:54 PM (BbX1b)

91 Someone here is wearing undies?!?? Geez, I go away for a couple of days and this place goes all high-brow on me!

Posted by: Y-not at March 15, 2012 02:54 PM (5H6zj)

92 dagny but were you paying the bills talking on the phone and insulting me at the same time?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2012 02:55 PM (Ho2rs)

93 >>Geez, I go away for a couple of days and this place goes all high-brow on me! Cue CoolCzech joke about lady bushes now...

Posted by: Y-not at March 15, 2012 02:55 PM (5H6zj)

94 I hope you're right. Unfortunately a lot of people think Obama is cool and hip.

In a related, but completely anecdotal, corollary to this, last night my high school freshman son asked me if I thought the president would be reelected. I said no and wondered why he was asking. He said that everyone (at school) used to always talk about how cool Obama was but now half the people don't like him and the other half don't really care. Since my son and CAC are about the same age, I thought I would pass it along.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 15, 2012 02:55 PM (+lsX1)

95
Good thing I kept all the bra and panty pages from the 1970s Sears catalogs.

Fall 1982.  Page 347.  Upper left.

Epic.

Posted by: nickless at March 15, 2012 02:55 PM (MMC8r)

96 92 But they're just gettin broke in real good

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at March 15, 2012 02:56 PM (qiOph)

97 However I will not exploit, for political purposes, your youth and inexperience.

Posted by: Mayday at March 15, 2012 06:54 PM (orrLR)

Did Ken Burns nail it or was he off the mark?

I assume you'd have first hand knowledge of what I am alluding to.

Posted by: CAC at March 15, 2012 02:56 PM (ivJTD)

98 Good thing I kept all the bra and panty pages from the 1970s Sears catalogs.

Fall 1982. Page 347. Upper left.

Epic.
Posted by: nickless


I keep that one in my wallet.

Posted by: Dang at March 15, 2012 02:56 PM (BbX1b)

99 96 Nah. But I was carving a roast, straightening my hair, and cleaning out the refrigerator while having sex.

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 15, 2012 02:56 PM (u50z0)

100 I was born March 16, 1985.

Unlike the lot of you, whose birth years still start off 18xx

Posted by: CAC at March 15, 2012 06:42 PM




Oh gee. I have purses older than you.

Posted by:mama winger at March 15, 2012 06:47 PM (P6QsQ)


I have granny panties as old as he.

weeping .really. loudly.

Posted by: willow at March 15, 2012 02:56 PM (TomZ9)

101 with or with out contraception?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2012 02:57 PM (Ho2rs)

102 GET OFF MY LAWN, CAC! Whipper snapper!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 15, 2012 02:57 PM (DGIjM)

103 dagny, sure, but were you also painting the bathroom?

Posted by: willow at March 15, 2012 02:58 PM (TomZ9)

104 I guess I need to work on insulting the moronettes. Apparently I'm only good at pissing off people who refuse to vote against Obama and still think they're conservative. And before breakfast,

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 15, 2012 02:58 PM (u50z0)

105 I wonder how many feet of rain we got so far today. Spring in Seattle

Posted by: robtr at March 15, 2012 02:59 PM (MtwBb)

106 I assume you'd have first hand knowledge of what I am alluding to.

I'm not following...I was quoting the late, great Ronald Reagan, who blew away the detractors that tried to make is age an issue in 1980, with that one line in a debate.  Epic takedown.

Posted by: Mayday at March 15, 2012 02:59 PM (orrLR)

107 Have you noticed that there are lots of actors in commercials who resemble Obama?Black with large ears.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2012 02:59 PM (7W3wI)

108 Happy almost Bday, CAC.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at March 15, 2012 02:59 PM (niW49)

109 I have Romney at 280. Bye Bye SCOAMF.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 15, 2012 02:59 PM (DGIjM)

110 I'm no fan of Santorum but he polled over SCOAMF recently and he has a rare GOP quality, he uses his mouth to form pretty words that are coherent. ish. He's also a fighter. And a likely union thug ally and an open-borders nut, granted, but he could probably win. I mean, oh noes, you telling me Santorum won't get the LGBT CRT hard lefties to cross over? meh.

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 15, 2012 02:59 PM (QxSug)

111 Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 15, 2012 06:45 PM (0q2P7)
You need to start drinking better beer.
Sierra Nevada is a fine brewery, as is Anchor Steam, but they have fierce competition on the east coast. Troegs, Flying Fish, Smutty Nose, etc.
Come for a visit and you will taste what real beer is supposed to taste like.
Now go home and get your fucking shinebox.

I was just thanking them for isolation of California Ale yeast. I could spout off brewery after brewery here in Cali. Stone, Lagunitas, Bear Republic, Russian River, Black Diamond.

I know the east coast, I lived on the east coast; You folks have a lot to learn about brewing ale. Lagers on the other hand. . .

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 15, 2012 03:00 PM (0q2P7)

112  in 1980, with that one line in a debate. Epic takedown.

Posted by: Mayday at March 15, 2012 06:59 PM (orrLR)

Actually he said that to Walter Mondale, to much laughter, in 1984.

So old you are mixing years. How much of that loan are you still paying back to Father Time?

Posted by: CAC at March 15, 2012 03:00 PM (ivJTD)

113 Prepare to have your stomach turned: ByronYork Andrew Sullivan, Trig Palin theorist, attends WH state dinner and reports President Obama reads Sullivan's blog. http://t.co/Ia7xZkzU

Posted by: Y-not at March 15, 2012 03:00 PM (5H6zj)

114 BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2012 03:00 PM (Ho2rs)

115 I was quoting the late, great Ronald Reagan, who blew away the detractors that tried to make is age an issue in 1980, with that one line in a debate. Epic takedown.
Posted by: Mayday at March 15, 2012 06:59 PM



Funny as heck that was.

Posted by: mama winger at March 15, 2012 03:00 PM (P6QsQ)

116 Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at March 15, 2012 06:52 PM (YmPwQ)

Sorry to disappoint you, but this image is unquestionable!

http://is.gd/iPfwIt    

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 15, 2012 03:00 PM (nEUpB)

117 I've painted all the bathrooms. I'll put even more painters out of work if I start on the living room. Gonna end up with primer all over my beads. I'll have to use the plastic ones the kids got at school.

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 15, 2012 03:00 PM (u50z0)

118 painting the bathroom?
Posted by: willow

 That's what my mom called it. That and ruining the Sears catalog.

Posted by: Dang at March 15, 2012 03:00 PM (BbX1b)

119 cac do you want the hoodie footie or the giant vermont teddy bear?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2012 03:01 PM (Ho2rs)

120 Whipper snapper!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 15, 2012 06:57 PM (DGIjM)

O hell , now i think i know  what my parents must have felt like.



Posted by: willow at March 15, 2012 03:01 PM (TomZ9)

121 cac do you want the hoodie footie or the giant vermont teddy bear?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2012 07:01 PM (Ho2rs)

I was thinking Sherrie's Berries.

They're stale enough.

Posted by: CAC at March 15, 2012 03:02 PM (ivJTD)

122 dang my son wants to know why i'm laughing so loudly......omg that was funny

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2012 03:02 PM (Ho2rs)

123 Iowahawk's take on the same story: "Over dessert, I enthralled the president with my 45 minute PowerPoint thesis on Sarah Palin's fallopian tubes." http://t.co/msXazKFe

Posted by: Y-not at March 15, 2012 03:02 PM (5H6zj)

124 108 I guess I need to work on insulting the moronettes. Apparently I'm only good at pissing off people who refuse to vote against Obama and still think they're conservative. And before breakfast, Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 15, 2012 06:58 PM (u50z0) I was cheering you over my morning coffee!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 15, 2012 03:02 PM (DGIjM)

125 Woo-hooooo!  Can I pick 'em or what?  7 out of 7 on my NCAA bracket!

Posted by: mama winger at March 15, 2012 03:02 PM (P6QsQ)

126 painting the bathroom? Not another trip to the Urban Dictionary ...

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 15, 2012 03:03 PM (npr0X)

127 i can't find the link to yahoo bracket...i'm sure i'm out

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2012 03:04 PM (Ho2rs)

128 While it would be great to be young again, I would hate to go through some of the shit a second time.

Posted by: Ronster at March 15, 2012 03:04 PM (T1nDt)

129 128 That was just weird. PMS isn't even till next week but I know the type. He thought being crude would make me back down.

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 15, 2012 03:05 PM (u50z0)

130 Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 15, 2012 07:00 PM (0q2P7)

You poor deluded soul.

California was undoubtedly a leader in the resurgence of beer making...back before CAC was born. But they have been passed by many breweries all over the country.

Politics and industry isn't the only thing in California that is fading.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 15, 2012 03:05 PM (nEUpB)

131

 

 

Yeah, it was aimed at Mondale....Reagan's "will not hold his youthful inexperience against him" zinger.

 

And CAC.....just think, there are little thumbsuckers out there today, who will grow up and think that you're old and full of shit when you are in your 50's and 60's. .....They will also probably think that their generation is the 'smartest generation evah' too.

 

Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2012 03:05 PM (Izn98)

132 Woohoo, only 350,000 new people got shitcanned last week!  Things are looking up!

Posted by: Barry Obama at March 15, 2012 03:05 PM (bAGA/)

133

 Woo-hooooo! Can I pick 'em or what? 7 out of 7 on my NCAA bracket!

 

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Which will make your eventual downfall the more excruciating.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2012 03:05 PM (uGXx4)

134 Hey!  Is the primary season over?  Am I really the nominee? 

Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 15, 2012 03:06 PM (gre5a)

135 Urban Dictionary now lists a definition for "Sweet Meteor of Death"!

Posted by: GKChesterton at March 15, 2012 03:06 PM (e2csJ)

136 Which will make your eventual downfall the more excruciating. Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2012 07:05 PM



That's why God made vodka.

Posted by: mama winger at March 15, 2012 03:06 PM (P6QsQ)

137 So, I guess what has been happening to Texas, California, and New York since 1988 can be called "The Hardening."  Huh huh huhuhuhuhuhuh


I hope I get to see some of the VCU game tonight.


Barkley, GTFO.

Posted by: logprof at March 15, 2012 03:06 PM (ykSKg)

138 133 128 That was just weird. PMS isn't even till next week but I know the type. He thought being crude would make me back down. Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 15, 2012 07:05 PM (u50z0) haha........He thought wrong. Messed with the wrong moronette.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 15, 2012 03:06 PM (DGIjM)

139 Actually he said that to Walter Mondale, to much laughter, in 1984.

It was funny, and I remember when it happened, regardless of what year it was.  I was too busy back then, working hard and playing hard and having a good time in my 20s.  The 80s were a lot of fun.  So, I'll excuse your bitterness, as it is sad your 20s decade is not as fun and carefree as mind was!

And, happy pre-birthday to you...

Posted by: Mayday at March 15, 2012 03:06 PM (orrLR)

140  dang

my son wants to know why i'm laughing so loudly......omg that was funny Posted by: phoenixgirl



Best not tell him.

I'm just wingin' it here.

Posted by: Dang at March 15, 2012 03:07 PM (BbX1b)

141 (Painting the bathroom: something I mentioned I was doing which cause Curious to go into a NewYorker rant about how selfish that was. Putting poor painter and their starving children out of work and all. I missed it since I was indeed painting the bathroom but some of the other moronettes caught it.)

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 15, 2012 03:08 PM (u50z0)

142 They will also probably think that their generation is the 'smartest generation evah' too.

Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at March 15, 2012 07:05 PM (Izn9

My nephew called me old when I tried to do the Dougie.

It hurt a little.

 

Posted by: CAC, alluding to the Glorious Rock of Wilshire Boulevard at March 15, 2012 03:08 PM (ivJTD)

143

That's why God made vodka.

 

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Oblivion.  Sweet oblivion.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2012 03:08 PM (uGXx4)

144 Ace, could you put MOTUS on your blogroll?  You're the first entry on hers.

http://www.michellesmirror.com/

Snark there, while more limited in scope, is every bit as vicious as that here.

Posted by: creeper at March 15, 2012 03:09 PM (gre5a)

145 Posted by: Mayday at March 15, 2012 07:06 PM (orrLR)

Remember the music? It was actually good -- or at least better than the aneurism-inducing shit that CAC undoubtedly listens to.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 15, 2012 03:09 PM (nEUpB)

146 CAC, can we have a fantasy post about a landslide win for a SuperCandidate? Or maybe one about how the Impeachment trials are going? With a nice photoshop of The Won in handcuffs?
You know, something leaning forward like?

Posted by: Pecos, still yearning for Perry at March 15, 2012 03:10 PM (2Gb0y)

147 When Reagan said that Mondale laughed and smiled. It was awesome. I was in college but saw it.

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 15, 2012 03:10 PM (u50z0)

148 My nephew called me old when I tried to do the Dougie.
It hurt a little.

Just wait until people start calling you "sir."  I hate to be called "ma'am" even though people use those terms out of respect.

Posted by: Mayday at March 15, 2012 03:12 PM (orrLR)

149 29 California IPA > ANY OTHER BEER

Posted by: Greg at March 15, 2012 06:38 PM (J3Ovp)


--Your beer expertise is as shitty as your political analysis.

Posted by: logprof at March 15, 2012 03:12 PM (ykSKg)

150 I was just a teenager during Reagan... but I loved him. and I remember that 'youth and inexperience line.'

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 15, 2012 03:12 PM (DGIjM)

151 152 Don't come to Texas. The kids will call you Miss Mayday. That's really depressing.

Posted by: Pecos, still yearning for Perry at March 15, 2012 03:14 PM (2Gb0y)

152 35 California IPA > ANY OTHER BEER
Posted by: Greg at March 15, 2012 06:38 PM (J3Ovp)
The smartest thing you've said since you first shat-rocketed your way over here, and still wrong.

The belgian-style wheat beers are the best.

Posted by: CAC at March 15, 2012 06:41 PM (DZrU+)


--I would not say they're the best (especially since I have not tasted anywhere near every kind of beer), but yeah, Fat Tire is a great beer.

Posted by: logprof at March 15, 2012 03:14 PM (ykSKg)

153 On that map link... look at 2004. i think thats how it will end up being.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 15, 2012 03:14 PM (DGIjM)

154  My nephew called me old when I tried to do the Dougie.
It hurt a little.

Just wait until people start calling you "sir." I hate to be called "ma'am" even though people use those terms out of respect.

Posted by: Mayday at March 15, 2012 07:12 PM (orrLR)

 

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Yup.   A few(?)  years ago when I thought I was making time with a cute little ginger, she called me "sir".  I knew it was all over then.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2012 03:14 PM (uGXx4)

155  My nephew called me old when I tried to do the Dougie.
It hurt a little.
Posted by: CAC


Hurt a little?  My ass is still killin' me!

Posted by: Dougie at March 15, 2012 03:15 PM (BbX1b)

156 Re: beer...beware Bud Light Platinum.  It's 6.2% and four of 'em will knock you on your can.

Posted by: creeper at March 15, 2012 03:16 PM (gre5a)

157

About that "mood of the voters" thing....I predict the Bradley effect is back. The majority of voters are keeping quiet and and will quietly go to the polls and vote that stupid idiot out of office.

..._._._

Afterwards, liberals will say, "How did ________ win? I don't know anyone who voted for him!"

 

Posted by: Meremortal at March 15, 2012 03:17 PM (Usk3+)

158 When Reagan said that Mondale laughed and smiled. It was awesome. I was in college but saw it.

Me too.  I miss the days where political opponents could use clever humor to make a point.  Everything has gotten so destructive.

And yes, CBD, I do miss the music.  Went to some good concerts in the 70s.  I am getting old though.  Went to my first Jimmy Buffet concert in 1981, still love his music but don't like the concerts as much any more.

Posted by: Mayday at March 15, 2012 03:17 PM (orrLR)

159
The rise of the Khaki States!

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 15, 2012 06:32 PM (HethX)






I'm just waiting for CAC to substitute plaid for Khaki in the chart......


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 15, 2012 03:18 PM (XCHGh)

160 My prediction is Romney 288 delegates Obumblefuckstick 247. Romney would pick up NH and a Maine delegate.. I think, anyway. Colorado I have going blue... maybe.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 15, 2012 03:19 PM (DGIjM)

161 My favorite Reagan line ever is still the mic check where he outlawed the Soviet Union.

Posted by: Conservative Crank voted for Perry, dammit at March 15, 2012 03:20 PM (1zwZo)

162 You're right CAC.  California is stuck on stupid and can't get enough of that sweet, sweet prosperity brough by more taxation, regulation, and susidization of destructive behavior. Some have to be schooled a lot harder by reality before they let go of the fantastic promise of socialism. 

Posted by: Minuteman at March 15, 2012 03:21 PM (acEq7)

163 >>>You poor deluded soul.

I actually travel...often. Sorry I drink beer from every edge of the US and I am not buying the BS. I am always happy to get back home where I don't need to struggle to find an ale on tap. California has over 200 breweries, the only states even close to that are Oregon, Washington,


More breweries than MN, NH, VT, MA, RI, CT, NY combined for you lovers of the New England brew, for you southerners more than the whole southern eastern seaboard.


Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 15, 2012 03:21 PM (0q2P7)

164

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 15, 2012 07:19 PM (DGIjM)

..

Agree on Colorado. Sigh...Western slope would like to secede.

 

Posted by: Meremortal at March 15, 2012 03:22 PM (Usk3+)

165 I meant Maine not Minnesota, Damn.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 15, 2012 03:23 PM (0q2P7)

166 http://tinyurl.com/6p66ono

Top 20 tweets of #BarackObamasPresidentialFacts

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 15, 2012 03:24 PM (vhwRj)

167 In a related, but completely anecdotal, corollary to this, last night my high school freshman son asked me if I thought the president would be reelected. I said no and wondered why he was asking. He said that everyone (at school) used to always talk about how cool Obama was but now half the people don't like him and the other half don't really care. Since my son and CAC are about the same age, I thought I would pass it along.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 15, 2012 06:55 PM (+lsX1)


--Your son was born in 1985 and is still in high school???

Posted by: logprof at March 15, 2012 03:24 PM (ykSKg)

168 El Paso County is probably the most conservative in CO.

Posted by: Ronster at March 15, 2012 03:24 PM (T1nDt)

169 I would not be surprised at all if there was a landslide burying Obama in November, a popular election by 8 points or more.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 15, 2012 03:24 PM (r4wIV)

170 Don't come to Texas. The kids will call you Miss Mayday. That's really depressing.

I'm in Texas!  Dallasite here.  The kids I'm around mainly call me "Aunt Mayday" which I don't mind.

Last night I came out of a store though, and a man and his daughter (who I first thought was his wife, until he mentioned his wife at home, but I digress) needed a jump.  He called me "ma'am."  I'm not even that old! 

Posted by: Mayday at March 15, 2012 03:25 PM (orrLR)

171 173El Paso County is probably the most conservative in CO.

Posted by: Ronster at March 15, 2012 07:24 PM (T1nDt

...

True, but an island on the Front Range, no?

Posted by: Meremortal at March 15, 2012 03:27 PM (Usk3+)

172 Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 15, 2012 07:21 PM (0q2P7)

I'm tired of your sass.

Step outside.

Just let me finish my beer.

Seriously, I think that CA has been passed in quality, but of course not quantity. It's the most populous state in the union; of course it's going to have the most breweries.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 15, 2012 03:29 PM (nEUpB)

173 175. LOL! God Bless Texas.

Posted by: Pecos, still yearning for Perry at March 15, 2012 03:30 PM (2Gb0y)

174

Posted by: Meremortal at March 15, 2012 07:27 PM (Usk3+)

 

Yes. And the way Colorado Springs is going (part of El Paso County) we in the Eastern part may be losing ground.

Posted by: Ronster at March 15, 2012 03:31 PM (T1nDt)

175 beer is good !!!! Drink more, soon !!!

also, Romney is going to beat Hussein like a drum---like a drum, baby

Posted by: the Prospect of Whitby at March 15, 2012 03:32 PM (Dll6b)

176 When I was young I used to call teenage girls in Texas ma'am. A leering ma'am, but then I was trying to get into their pants. Successfully.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 15, 2012 03:33 PM (Usk3+)

177

Posted by: Ronster at March 15, 2012 07:31 PM (T1nDt)

...-.-.-

Yep, much prefer the Western Slope these days. Good luck down there in the flatlands. I do enjoy my visits to the Denver area as they involve rock and roll and bars. 

Posted by: Meremortal at March 15, 2012 03:36 PM (Usk3+)

178 Meremortal is from Austin!

Posted by: Pecos, still yearning for Perry at March 15, 2012 03:37 PM (2Gb0y)

179

A 'landslide' against Soetoro would provide him w/ endorsement opportunities! Barry could spend decades as another asshole dem ala Clinton.

Posted by: Barry's Drunk Dad at March 15, 2012 03:39 PM (c3mby)

180 When I was young I used to call teenage girls in Texas ma'am. A leering ma'am, but then I was trying to get into their pants. Successfully.

I'll try to remember that next time somebody calls me ma'am!  : )


Posted by: Mayday at March 15, 2012 03:39 PM (orrLR)

181 LOL! God Bless Texas.

Definitely!  I think we have driven everyone from the other 49 away from this thread though...

Posted by: Mayday at March 15, 2012 03:41 PM (orrLR)

182 >>>Seriously, I think that CA has been passed in quality, but of course not quantity. It's the most populous state in the union; of course it's going to have the most breweries.

 I'm headed to my local brewery after work. Yeah I'll try and remember that while I'm looking at their World Beer Cup trophies.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 15, 2012 03:42 PM (0q2P7)

183 I think sir and ma'am are just holdovers from the old country . I really like it . I've taken to using it on young people like they do in the Obrian novels . I'm old enough that I think they just think me a harmless eccentric . I'm hoping it'll catch on . My next subversive cultural attack is lobbying for the re'institution of the code duello . Bet that will improve some manners .

Posted by: awkward davies at March 15, 2012 03:47 PM (Jp1VY)

184

"Afterwards, liberals will say, "How did ________ win? I don't know anyone who voted for him!"

^^^^  This!

Posted by: bosk at March 15, 2012 03:53 PM (n2K+4)

185 95 Someone here is wearing undies?!?? Geez, I go away for a couple of days and this place goes all high-brow on me! Posted by: Y-not at March 15, 2012 06:54 PM (5H6zj) Around here it's considered pretentious if a woman wears her muff, IYKWIM.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 15, 2012 04:00 PM (niZvt)

186

152 Just wait until people start calling you "sir."

 

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Pfft. I was called "sir" by the cashier at the grocery the very first time I went in college.

 

#FML

 

Posted by: Anachronda at March 15, 2012 04:10 PM (NmR1a)

187

Yeah, well -- nobody thought a Republican could lose Indiana, yet here we are.

In a related story, Mitt Romney has just won the Skull Island caucus.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 15, 2012 04:37 PM (kdS6q)

188 Great, my kids are older than CAC.  Where's my fucking wheelchair.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 15, 2012 05:28 PM (Why44)

189

Ace mentions the January 1980 Harris poll showing Carter above 60%...

I will never forget a political cartoon I saw sometime in early 1992 showing a race track with a massive hopped-up & ready-to-roll dragster named "Bush" and a tiny little matchbox car of a dragster sitting haplessly in the next lane named "Dems", above a caption that said "1992 Presidential Race."

Anything is possible and everything should be expected this year. Heck Ive thought for over a year that we're probably headed for a Florida Part 2: the Wrath of ACORN if Obama loses, with results challenged and litigated in three or four states on accusations of voting rights discrimination. Dems will not accept a vote result that doesnt end in an Obama win especially if Republicans sweep Congress back.

I sure hope it doesnt happen that way for obvious reasons, but I see the political madness meter going to 11 this year. We're in for an historic series of events this year-domestic and foreign-for good or bad. Buckle up.

Accordingly, Dems are going to freak out defending Obama. The Repubs should employ campaigning techniques using the Dems urgent panicked energy against them.

The more they scream and yell at you at a rally this summer or while youre signature gathering, the more you stand firm & dont take the bait. They want to provoke you to take a swing at them. Dont do it. Defend yourself if assaulted but its the Dems and the lefties who will initiate the violence this year.

Most likely the actual violence I think will come at the GOP convention. Occutots vs Cops. And the media will be only too happy to cover the tales of woe if Sunshine or Tempest get pushed off a Tampa sidewalk by a storm-trooping cop or tea party extremist.

Still. Gotta stay calm. When they try to vote with dead people and cartoon characters, be there to challenge it with a polite resolute smile, but dont ever back down because you have rights same as anyone else.

If every time they come lunging at you-we-us with another media drill like the Sandra of Arc saga, a great mass of informed people should just step aside as the train passes, refute the idiocy in detail, then stand up when the backlash comes. Do this every time and eventually, they will tire out and go away.

Posted by: MikeD at March 15, 2012 05:38 PM (p8QOg)

190

I think it's time that someone again pointed out the glory that is the Electoral College. This wonderful system, thought up by the Founders, ensures that whoever "wins" the presidential election cannot be questioned. With the current "winner take all" formulas used by most states, even narrow victories in individual States almost always translate into Electoral College mandates.

Imagine a system with a national popular vote. Every vote in every prestinct in every State could be a "game changer". Candidates would concentrate on "running up the vote" in places where they ran strong. Even in 2000, the election was only contested in a few counties in one State. When it came time to count the Electoral College votes, there was a clear winner, not a standoff.

Absolutely wonderful & fantastic!

Posted by: Michael K. at March 15, 2012 05:40 PM (Gx+Vn)

191 You seem to operate under some misapprehension that this election isn't rigged.

Posted by: #OccupyResoluteDesk at March 15, 2012 07:18 PM (+nCNS)

192 Little known fact:  in 2008, Romney was the only Republican contender to trail Obama in ALABAMA and KANSAS.  I don't know why so many take for granted he has blood-red states nailed down.

Posted by: T.J. at March 16, 2012 12:52 AM (j3kxS)

193

Wheatie @ 85-

You have an interesting idea in the fraud map thing. Fraud is a way of life in blue states. Welfare, government contracts, elections, take your pick.

Posted by: EROWMER at March 16, 2012 04:41 AM (sIm3i)

194
file a restraining order against Christina Hendricks for constantly throwing herself naked against my front door

Deer Christina:

My door is always open for you. Please knock first. Of course, I live in Skankachussetts (aka, Florida).

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at March 16, 2012 04:53 AM (1hM1d)

195 I would gladly lick her boob prints off your front door.

Posted by: Phelps at March 16, 2012 07:28 AM (bwElp)

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