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July 25, 2012

Who's Up For Three Presidential Debates?
— Gabriel Malor

I honestly expected that the President would manage to convince the Commission on Presidential Debates to allow only a single debate. Alas, Lightbringer just doesn't have the juice.

The first [debate], which will focus on domestic policy, is set for Oct. 3 at the University of Denver in Denver, Colo., the city that hosted the 2008 Democratic convention. A second meeting in a town-hall format will take place Oct. 16 at Hofstra University in Hempstead, N.Y., and the final meeting, focusing on foreign policy, will be held Oct. 22 at Lynn University in Boca Raton, Fla.

On the other hand, whoever our vice presidential candidate turns out to be will only have one chance to smack around Slow Joe in person. That's scheduled for October 11 in Kentucky.

Each debate will have a single moderator. The moderators will be selected at a later date. I'll make some wild-assed guesses, though, and say we'll probably end up with Wolf Blitzer, Diane Sawyer, Gwen Ifill, and Bob Schieffer.

You know who I'd like to see moderating one of these? TV's Andy Levy. He'd be great.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 04:17 PM | Comments (233)
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1 The first debate should be held in a Chik fil-A.

Posted by: Cicero at July 25, 2012 04:20 PM (QKKT0)

2 when Ace comes back he needs to clean house

Posted by: soothsayer at July 25, 2012 04:22 PM (xIzGn)

3 Of course a nice lefty moderator to gently lob in those softballs.

I nominate Greg Gutfeld for moderator. At least he'd keep it interesting.

Posted by: Hogans Hotdogs at July 25, 2012 04:23 PM (dlfef)

4 I hunk Obama should moderate his own debates. Its the only way to ensure fairness.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 25, 2012 04:24 PM (Sn7sG)

5 I nominate Greg Gutfeld for moderator. At least he'd keep it interesting.

Posted by: Hogans Hotdogs at July 25, 2012 08:23 PM (dlfef)

I'd pay to watch that!

Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2012 04:24 PM (X6akg)

6 Autocorrect!

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 25, 2012 04:25 PM (Sn7sG)

7 Jake Tapper.

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2012 04:25 PM (R15UB)

8 Oh please let Paul Ryan be the VP pick. In the debate he'll reduce Biden into blubbering, slobbering dithering fool.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 25, 2012 04:25 PM (qs9G3)

9 Both sides should pick moderators. We could have David Axelrod, Katie Couric, Newt Gingrich and Ann Coulter. The whole process has been so corrupt for so long, I don't look forward to anything but the mocking these days.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2012 04:26 PM (bxiXv)

10 A gun shop in Arizona would be my choice of venue.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 25, 2012 04:26 PM (ndlFj)

11 Oh ya...you gotta like how the Obama Campaign wants to get over that ECON debate as soon as possible.

Posted by: tasker at July 25, 2012 04:26 PM (r2PLg)

12 I don't read Gabe's posts and I encourage others not to......

Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2012 04:26 PM (X6akg)

13 Brian "The Investigator" Ross wasn't available?

Posted by: Stark DickflÃ¼ssig at July 25, 2012 04:26 PM (NpR/e)

14 The debates really ought to occur in Russia and China. It's the only way to ensure fairness.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 25, 2012 04:27 PM (Sn7sG)

15 8 Oh please let Paul Ryan be the VP pick. In the debate he'll reduce Biden into blubbering, slobbering dithering fool. Posted by: Minuteman at July 25, 2012 08:25 PM (qs9G3) Oh, please, Alvin Greene could do that. A bag of hamsters could do that. A half-cup of sour cream could do that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2012 04:27 PM (bxiXv)

16 ' I'll make some wild-assed guesses, though, and say we'll probably end up with Wolf Blitzer, Diane Sawyer, Gwen Ifill, and Bob Schieffer.' Amy Goodman, Thom Hartmann, Al Sharpton

Posted by: Redriverted at July 25, 2012 04:27 PM (1JlG0)

17 Ok, so who is deciding the how many, where and who moderates these debates. How about Levin moderates one of them? Maybe Malkin another?

Posted by: teej at July 25, 2012 04:28 PM (x1L8S)

18 The only good thing I remember President Clinton doing was selecting a local potato chip to be served on Air Force One. Can't wait for Romney to serve Chick-Fil-A on the big bird!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 25, 2012 04:29 PM (ndlFj)

19 Jeez the Dems would probably think Bill Maher as a moderator would be "fair".

Posted by: tasker at July 25, 2012 04:29 PM (r2PLg)

20 I had Chick-Fil-A for lunch. Tomorrow I'll go again and get a gift certificate and give it to someone.

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 25, 2012 04:29 PM (GkwjL)

21 What's the over and under on how many times he flips Mitt the bird?

Posted by: huerfano at July 25, 2012 04:31 PM (bAGA/)

22 14 The debates really ought to occur in Russia and China. It's the only way to ensure fairness. Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 25, 2012 08:27 PM (Sn7sG) Gitmo

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 25, 2012 04:31 PM (GkwjL)

23 Chick-Fil-A for Vice President.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 25, 2012 04:31 PM (ndlFj)

24 Enough of these biased moderators. Why can't we for once have decent ones? It's ridiculous how the gop will always roll over.

Posted by: Redd at July 25, 2012 04:31 PM (JPTKx)

25 Oh please let Paul Ryan be the VP pick. In the debate he'll reduce Biden into blubbering, slobbering dithering fool. Posted by: Minuteman at July 25, 2012 08:25 PM

Sarah Palin had him fake crying during the last one.

Posted by: huerfano at July 25, 2012 04:32 PM (bAGA/)

26 Mark Levin would be the best debate moderator evah! He knows his field, and takes no crap. From either bozo.

Posted by: Mick McMick at July 25, 2012 04:33 PM (aTypa)

27 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2012 04:33 PM (6o4Fb)

28 I think TV's Frank would be a good moderator. Along with Dr. Forrester.

In fact, I would use some hard-earned money on pay-per-view if we could watch the debates with the wise-cracking silhouettes of two robots and a space janitor in the corner.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2012 04:33 PM (i0App)

29 If I was Romney, I'd walk up to the podium and set a Chick-Fil-A bag there. Then, while the SCOAMF was answering a question, the camera would be on me enjoying a DELICIOUS chicken sandwich.

Posted by: Countrysquire at July 25, 2012 04:33 PM (bh2pA)

30 I wish there was a Chick-Fil-A close enough to work to do lunch. I think the only one is in a mall food court across town. But if I go into town Sat.....

Posted by: teej at July 25, 2012 04:33 PM (B2fm1)

31 Sarah Palin had him fake crying during the last one. Posted by: huerfano at July 25, 2012 08:32 PM (bAGA/) The same tricked he pulled on his wedding night...

Posted by: Jill Biden at July 25, 2012 04:35 PM (GkwjL)

32 #12 Thread winner!

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at July 25, 2012 04:35 PM (HpT9p)

33 Okay, seriously now: is there even such a thing as a moderator who could be fair? Seriously.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 25, 2012 04:36 PM (Sn7sG)

34 I say we get the DJ 3000 to do the job! ...unless they give us that elephant...

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2012 04:36 PM (XvHmy)

Whatever. Obama 3, Romney 0. Bank it.

Posted by: Enemedia at July 25, 2012 04:36 PM (2d71t)

36 Despite revisionist history, Palin handed Biden his ass.

Posted by: nickless at July 25, 2012 04:36 PM (MMC8r)

37 "Mr. Romney, as a secretive mormon and admittedly, a member of the top 1% in wealth, why do you want to repeal the Affordable Care Act and throw sick people out on the street?"

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at July 25, 2012 04:36 PM (+XVQe)

38 28

Both lefties.

Posted by: nickless at July 25, 2012 04:37 PM (MMC8r)

39 Oh great so the Econ debate is in Denver. Brian Williams is already practicing how he can turn a gun control question into something about the economy.

Posted by: tasker at July 25, 2012 04:38 PM (r2PLg)

40 ALL three venue in heavy Democrat territory. Who the hell agreed to that?

For those that think Boca is in FL, it's not it's in Southern Israel.

They do have a Chick Fil A!

Posted by: Mayor Richard J Daily and Son at July 25, 2012 04:38 PM (3ZjAP)

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 25, 2012 08:29 PM (GkwjL)

Ewwwwww... evil Idea!

Give a Chik-Fil-A Gift Certificate to every GAY person you know?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 25, 2012 04:38 PM (lZBBB)

42 I bet Anderson Cooper makes the cut. I also bet Chik-fil-a is the main sponsor.

One of these is more likely than the other.

Posted by: That's a Spicy Chicken at July 25, 2012 04:38 PM (/inUg)

43 Off damn sock

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 25, 2012 04:39 PM (3ZjAP)

44 33 Okay, seriously now: is there even such a thing as a moderator who could be fair? Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 25, 2012 08:36 PM (Sn7sG) Millions of 'em. And the Dems would veto every one until they got one of their MFM shills in. I'm dead serious, there are lots of people who could moderate a debate fairly, whether because they don't have a dog in that fight or because they're just professionals with integrity. Hell, if you picked people at random out of a phone book they'd probably do a better job.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2012 04:39 PM (bxiXv)

45 My guess is the moderators will be Roseanne Barr, Joy Behar and Toure.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at July 25, 2012 04:39 PM (qvify)

46 They might SCHEDULE three debates, but know way are they going to HAVE 3 debates. Just in case anyone still doesn't realize this.

Posted by: Max Power at July 25, 2012 04:39 PM (q177U)

47 Oh boy.. I opened a huge can of worms on my FB. Just posted the story about the Chicago douchebag denying Chick Fil A the zoning permit. He has every right to speak his mind about gay marriage. You don't like it? Then don't go there, but this has gotten totally out of control. My daughter still plans to go there. She can't wait for the one in LS to open.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2012 04:39 PM (UljOc)

Well no shit. There's a Chick-Fil-A down the road from work.

I thought that was a west coast thing.

Posted by: ErikW at July 25, 2012 04:40 PM (HWC45)

49 I feel a disturbance in the moron force.

Too many Chick Fil A pickles?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 25, 2012 04:40 PM (3ZjAP)

Posted by: tasker at July 25, 2012 08:38 PM (r2PLg)

National Gun Control Laws have always used the Commerce Clause as their legal excuse... ergo....

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 25, 2012 04:40 PM (lZBBB)

51 Who's Up For Three Presidential Debates? I haven't watched one yet this year, and I ain't about to start now.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2012 04:40 PM (sdi6R)

52 ...Palin handed Biden his ass.

I was somewhat disappointed with Palin's performance. She was okay, but she didn't hit very hard or call out Biden on all his bullshit "facts." He actually sounded pretty good, until after the debate when we were able to analyze his half-truths and out-and-out baldface lies.

The guy is a proven plagiarizer and fraud, but he can sound competent to the weak-minded and uninformed.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 25, 2012 04:41 PM (+XVQe)

53 Denver,Hempstead and Boca,three left wing hotbeds.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2012 04:41 PM (6o4Fb)

54 haha tami!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 25, 2012 04:41 PM (Ho2rs)

55 Can someone remind me why cock eaters are boycotting Chick-Fil-A? Seems self defeating.

Posted by: Countrysquire at July 25, 2012 04:41 PM (bh2pA)

56 You know who I'd like to see moderating one of these? TV's Andy Levy. I'll be in my bunk at the thought of that.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at July 25, 2012 04:42 PM (d9tUw)

57 Gabe, the reason there are 3 debates is that the lefties who run the League of Women Voters are still buying into the "smartest, most eloquent president ever" line.

I still say Obama won't accept until the last minute, and then only one debate out of desperation, just like Carter.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 25, 2012 04:42 PM (GoIUi)

58 55 Can someone remind me why cock eaters are boycotting Chick-Fil-A? Seems self defeating.

What? They're still fucking me.

Posted by: The Chicken at July 25, 2012 04:42 PM (3ZjAP)

59 Ain't gonna happen.

No law saying he has to show up and I guarantee he'll miss at least one due to the "duties of his office". He may just cancel the last one outright.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 25, 2012 04:43 PM (T0NGe)

60 41 Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 25, 2012 08:29 PM (GkwjL) Ewwwwww... evil Idea! Give a Chik-Fil-A Gift Certificate to every GAY person you know? Posted by: Romeo13 at July 25, 2012 08:38 PM (lZBBB) I think Gabe lives in DC. Give gift certificates out to the homeless people in his neighborhood so he is surrounded by Chick-Fil-A bags.

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 25, 2012 04:43 PM (GkwjL)

61 @59

Don't forget me. Barry will be too busy to debate.

Posted by: The October Surprise at July 25, 2012 04:43 PM (3ZjAP)

62 52 I was somewhat disappointed with Palin's performance. She was okay, but she didn't hit very hard or call out Biden on all his bullshit "facts." Many people commented about her frequent winking during that debate. I can't help wondering if she winked every time he told a whopper, similar to the way POWs behave when they're being interviewed. I never re-watched the debate to confirm that hypothesis, though.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2012 04:44 PM (sdi6R)

63 I nominate IowaHawk for immoderator.

"I'm sorry Baracky, but you didn't answer the VanVorhees foreign objects policy question concerning Greco-Roman backseat wrestling in the movie Larry and Barry Go to Chick-Fil-A"

Posted by: That's a Spicy Chicken at July 25, 2012 04:44 PM (/inUg)

64 The guy is a proven plagiarizer and fraud, but he can sound competent to the weak-minded and uninformed. Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 25, 2012 08:41 PM (+XVQe) So, people just like himself...

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 25, 2012 04:44 PM (GkwjL)

65 Shit, we have THREE Chick Fil A's in Roanoke.

Bite me.

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 25, 2012 04:45 PM (3ZjAP)

66 Keep fucking that chicken!

Posted by: Ernie Anastos at July 25, 2012 04:47 PM (Z9EHQ)

67 i don't mean to go ot so early but........

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 25, 2012 04:47 PM (Ho2rs)

68 I re-nominate Greg Gutfeld to moderate. Hell, I'd pay to watch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 04:48 PM (UOM48)

69 jane d'oh haha, me too

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 25, 2012 04:48 PM (Ho2rs)

70 Hey, phoenixgirl, do you have Ace and Cat Piss Princess hiding out near you?

Heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 04:50 PM (UOM48)

71 ewwww.....it would never set foot in this "dust bowl of a backward state"

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 25, 2012 04:50 PM (Ho2rs)

72 cat piss does some kind of shift work....she's gone for a couple days and then back like the plague

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 25, 2012 04:51 PM (Ho2rs)

73 You'll note that none are on economics and I guarantee you that if they even have the first one, all questions all the time will be about guns. The second will be an ultra-lib moderator to make sure no econ questions go through.

Foreign policy? Yeah, who cares? The Obama people would let Rush Limbaugh moderate that one because (a) Obama won't show up and (b) who cares about foreign policy?

But I still think the first thing the Obamites'll do is try to get MSNBC hosts to moderate all three. Then they'll complain about Romney's "obstruction" and will cancel all or some of the debates.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 25, 2012 04:51 PM (T0NGe)

74 OMG. Juliet Huddy's on O'Reilly displaying major boobage.

*stands back from moron horde stampede*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 04:51 PM (UOM48)

75 Via Politico: In a sharply worded letter that has gone viral, Boston Mayor Thomas Menino chided Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy for his Â“prejudiced statementsÂ” against same-sex marriage and said that having a branch of the fast food chain across from City Hall Â“would be an insult.Â” Â“I was angry to learn on the heels of your prejudiced statements about your search for a site to locate in Boston,Â” the letter reads. Â“There is no place for discrimination on BostonÂ’s Freedom Trail and no place for your company alongside it.Â” The letter, which was posted on the Boston community page on Facebook Wednesday afternoon, had nearly 60,000 likes, more than 20,000 shares and some 4,500 comments just before 5:30 p.m. Menino first expressed his opposition to the restaurant last Thursday, when The Boston Herald reported that Chick-fil-A was scouting locations including across from City Hall and in Faneuil Hall Â— both along the Freedom Trail. (The letter was dated Friday, but only went viral on Wednesday.) Cathy has been under fire ever since telling Baptist Press that Chick-fil-A is Â“guilty as chargedÂ” in support of Â“the biblical definition of the family unit,Â” and later saying on the Â“The Ken Coleman ShowÂ” that he prays Â“GodÂ’s mercy on our generation that has such a prideful, arrogant attitude to think that we have the audacity to define what marriage is about.Â”

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2012 04:52 PM (6o4Fb)

76 phoenixgirl, I do think it's weird that cat piss troll went MIA immediately after Ace announced his vacation.

I'll bet she'll tell us later that she was with Ace.

*will kill self if it turns out to be true*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 04:55 PM (UOM48)

77 ItÂ’s very hard to debate someone who just outright makes shit up. Biden literally went Cliff Clavin in the 2008 debates. If he tells Paul Ryan that Britain tried implementing national health care and it was so well that there are no sick people left, Ryan will wipe the floor with him. If he tells Paul Ryan that Russia teamed up with the United Nations to privatize health care in Afghanistan in 1983 and this caused the deaths of hundreds of nursing mothersÂ… it didnÂ’t happen, so even an expert in the subject isnÂ’t going to have the case memorized, because the case doesnÂ’t exist.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 25, 2012 04:55 PM (2v+KF)

78 I just cannot bring myself to give a crap about debates.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2012 04:55 PM (r4wIV)

79 This might be a little crazy, but I vote for a live bear as the moderator, he'd be unbiased and it would be interesting as hell to watch, that or Cthulhu, straight shooter that one.

Posted by: Ed Wood vs Godzilla at July 25, 2012 04:56 PM (pop1z)

80 Cat piss is obviously "assigned" to Ace. I think he should announce on Fridays that he'll be away the whole week and then cat piss will go away.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 25, 2012 04:57 PM (T0NGe)

81 jane d'oh yuck.....here's my email..... phx az grl at yahoo dot com i want to ask you something

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 25, 2012 04:57 PM (Ho2rs)

82 This might be a little crazy, but I vote for a live bear as the moderator, he'd be unbiased and it would be interesting as hell to watch, that or Cthulhu, straight shooter that one.

Posted by: Ed Wood vs Godzilla at July 25, 2012 08:56 PM (pop1z)

And as an added bonus, the loser would get chased off stage and eaten.

Posted by: antisocialist at July 25, 2012 04:58 PM (j/nZn)

"You know who I'd like to see moderating one of these?"

How about the crazy lady that narrates "The Scariest Places on Earth"? That would be great.

Posted by: bernverdnardo at July 25, 2012 04:58 PM (xXhWA)

84 80 This might be a little crazy, but I vote for a live bear as the moderator, he'd be unbiased and it would be interesting as hell to watch, that or Cthulhu, straight shooter that one.

Well, Barky being a pussy and anti-gun, would run off the stage peeing himself and crying like a little girl.

Hopefully, Romney would have the balls to look at the bear and say, "Are you feeling lucky today, mo-fo?"

And take him down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 04:59 PM (UOM48)

85 Why would Obama only one debate? The weaker candidate always wants more debates, a.k.a. potential gamechangers

Posted by: canoedad at July 25, 2012 04:59 PM (twwlf)

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2012 08:52 PM (6o4Fb)

Yeah verily, for as the Duke of Chicago, I will not grant you access to my city....

(are we living in a F'n Aristocracy?)

Posted by: Menino, Duke of Chicago at July 25, 2012 04:59 PM (lZBBB)

87 Having the ref smack the mat, with Ol' Joe flat on his back kicking like a turtle, will be SO much fun. ... assuming we present someone who can actually pin the pinhead. As for the dancing O, well I am not so sure that he will be such a cupcake. His forked tongue has served him so well, thus far, and I doubt that the demon will abandon him at the pivotal moment. Be careful what you wish.

Posted by: and irresolute at July 25, 2012 04:59 PM (Q492A)

88 Okay, did I miss something with Gabe and the Chick thing?

Posted by: teej at July 25, 2012 05:01 PM (B2fm1)

89 "This might be a little crazy, but I vote for a live bear as the moderator,"
That debate, I'd watch.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2012 05:01 PM (r4wIV)

90 Gwen Awfill should be disqualified to host any debates for all of the pro-Obama comments she has made and for comparing Romney to Gordon Gekko.

Posted by: oxyCon at July 25, 2012 05:01 PM (TWn4N)

Ha.... Donald Trump Moderatin Economics...

John tehStache Bolton moderating Foreign Policy....

And for the third??? hmmmm... to give the Left an open mike to their stupidity? Maxine Waters?

Posted by: Menino, Duke of Chicago at July 25, 2012 05:02 PM (lZBBB)

92 phoenixgirl, I responded to you with my real e-mail.

Let me know when you get it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 05:03 PM (UOM48)

93 Hey! Remember us! Host that debate at a San Fran coffee house!

Because we're WINNING!!!!!1!!

Posted by: The Coffee Party, totally not full of FAIL at July 25, 2012 05:03 PM (PFJtX)

94 Why would Obama only one debate? The weaker candidate always wants more debates,a.k.a. potential gamechangers

The challenger wants more debates, more face time. The president is still the president, even if his position is weak.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 25, 2012 05:04 PM (T0NGe)

95 I don't know who will be Mitt's veep but I damn well do know s/he will be pro traditional marriage. And we'll have a pro-family pro-traditional marriage ticket. And if you don't like it you can go vote for Obama... and encourage others to do so.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 25, 2012 05:05 PM (KUrJA)

96 We in Brattleboro wood be honored to have a debait in are fair town. Our choice for a fair and even moderator would be George Stepelnopolis.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein..Part Time Nuclear Phyisisist and Rocket Scientist at July 25, 2012 05:05 PM (lJ3rV)

97 Christmas. Not Diane *hic* Shawweyyerrr. She'll call him Rombley again.

Posted by: MDH3 at July 25, 2012 05:06 PM (GKyUC)

98 I do not read Gabriel Malor and I encourage other people not to.*

* I didn't have to think about it when I read Hot Air because there was no Gabriel Malor nearby. I was aware of his douchiness. So when I came over here to Ace I decided not to read him because... you know... douche.

Posted by: The Peasants at July 25, 2012 05:06 PM (fRlaj)

99 I'd gladly take it whenever, wherever, and by whomever *if* I'm promised the honor of being served spicy-style, w/ mayo and extra pickles and a side of waffle fries...and a peach shake

Posted by: The Chicken at July 25, 2012 05:07 PM (Yhu4q)

100 My dream VP is Marco Rubio. Imagine the debates with Slow Joe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 05:08 PM (UOM48)

101 What's wrong with you guys?

Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2012 05:08 PM (UljOc)

102 For those wishing Palin had been more hard-hitting during the 2008 VP debate, she probably wanted to and would have but was most likely instructed not to by Team McCain.

Posted by: davidt at July 25, 2012 05:09 PM (yyxZI)

103 89 Okay, did I miss something with Gabe and the Chick thing?

Posted by: teej at July 25, 2012 09:01 PM (B2fm1)

Gabe's still fucking me. Now he has pictures on facebook.

Oh the shame and sore asshole. It too much to bare. I going to Chick Fil A for a milk shake.

Posted by: The Chicken at July 25, 2012 05:09 PM (3ZjAP)

104 If you want someone fair (and I didn't say "unbiased,") there's one choice who is so fair that he sounds unbiased:

CSPAN's Brian Lamb.

He would let Obysmal sink himself.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 25, 2012 05:10 PM (+XVQe)

105 Ok, so I'm guessin' someone put up a whiny post about the anti homosexual marriage stance.

Posted by: teej at July 25, 2012 05:10 PM (k/Mc/)

106 you know... douche.

Not as big as me, pal... but... yeah.

Posted by: John Edward at July 25, 2012 05:11 PM (PFJtX)

107 103 By douchebag Schmitt,who wanted to lose,I bet.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2012 05:11 PM (6o4Fb)

108 Debates?

Shit yeah I am moderator.

You what to make something out of that, you racist bastard?

Posted by: Chris "tingle legs" Mathews at July 25, 2012 05:11 PM (3ZjAP)

109 teej-- yes.. I think it's below this one. Gabe put it up. Now it's pile on Gabe night. Homo jokes abound.. etc..

Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2012 05:12 PM (UljOc)

110 I'd love to see Pat Caddell as a moderator. Take no prisoners. On either side.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 05:12 PM (UOM48)

111 @101, Joe Biden is not slow. He's "special."

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 25, 2012 05:12 PM (+XVQe)

112 Hell why not just let Axelrod or Soros moderate it?

Posted by: USS Diversity at July 25, 2012 05:13 PM (2d71t)

113 I'll moderate that debate in Denver.

You know the one between The President and that guy named Romney who might be in the Tea Party.

Posted by: Brian Ross at July 25, 2012 05:13 PM (3ZjAP)

114 Jeebus, guys. Back off Gabe. He does great work.

Douchiness is unbecoming.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 05:13 PM (UOM48)

115 106 Ok, so I'm guessin' someone put up a whiny post about the anti homosexual marriage stance.

Posted by: teej at July 25, 2012 09:10 PM (k/Mc/)

BINGO.

Posted by: The bitch from Battleburg Vermont at July 25, 2012 05:14 PM (3ZjAP)

116 Thank you jewells. I guess I'll have to prance on over to that one and check it out. Meh. I think I've read more than a few too many of those over the years. Nag, nag, nag.

Posted by: teej at July 25, 2012 05:16 PM (k/Mc/)

117 I'd like to see John Stossel moderate the Town Hall and pick the questioners. He'd filter out all the retards, like the one from the 92 debates.

Simpering Lib: "The President is like the father to the country."

What GHW Bush should have said: "Man up, whiny boy, and stand on your own two feet. I ain't your daddy--God knows where he is, considering how you turned out."

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 25, 2012 05:16 PM (+XVQe)

118 El Pollo Loco!

Posted by: derit at July 25, 2012 05:16 PM (ruiF1)

119 I'm pro Gabe, and I comment. I disagree with him on one issue (sorta), but that doesn't make him the enemy, Perspective, people. It are your friend.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 25, 2012 05:16 PM (N/WI2)

120

Ok, so I'm guessin' someone put up a whiny post about the anti homosexual marriage stance.

Posted by: teej at July 25, 2012 09:10 PM (k/Mc/)

Yep...

Posted by: ErikW at July 25, 2012 05:17 PM (HWC45)

121 Well, we'll have to make sure none of the moderators are evil Christians, or were boy scouts, or ever ate at Chik-fil-A. jesus fucking christ.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 25, 2012 05:19 PM (ZPrif)

122 I have my own theories about catpiss. "She"'s either Ace or someone Ace knows closely. No other reason it hasn't been banned from this blog. Which I find kind of sad considering the personal attacks it has made on some of you ladies.

Posted by: DangerGirl at July 25, 2012 05:21 PM (vA00j)

123 I am pro Gabe too, but I am having second thoughts.

Did you know he's a lawyer?

This is disturbing. It means he doesn't have a real job besides this blog.

Ha Ha.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 25, 2012 05:22 PM (3ZjAP)

124 Three beatings of the SCoaMF will be sweet, If Barry is trailing badly in the polls come October, he will be unhinged. Rush Limbaugh should moderate one debate. Or Beck.

Posted by: toby928© at July 25, 2012 05:22 PM (QupBk)

125 Here's my thoughts, on the whole Chik Fil A kerfuffle. The Dems/Libs know that as far as the economy is concerned, Mitt is winning. So, they are desperately trying to inject social issues into this election. Abortion, contraceptives, same sex marriage, anything they can throw out there to get their base excited and provoke Romney into saying something they can portray as cruel, evil, out of touch etc... That is the only reason I can think of for stirring up this thing right now. The company owner's religious beliefs have been well documented for years.

Posted by: Ruby at July 25, 2012 05:22 PM (vt4Ip)

126 #95 Plus Obama is so arrogant that he thinks he doesn't need to debate.

My hope is that he is even MORE arrogant and takes all 3. You know, because he "has the gift."

I am to the point that I want to see him crushed on live TV.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 25, 2012 05:22 PM (GoIUi)

127 Jane.. agreed. It's like going into someones house and pissing everywhere. Gabe is a contributor to this blog. Feel free to disagree.. but you don't have to get nasty about it.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2012 05:23 PM (UljOc)

128 Oh please let Paul Ryan be the VP pick. In the debate he'll reduce Biden into blubbering, slobbering dithering fool.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 25, 2012 08:25 PM (qs9G3)

And how is this different from the other 364 days?

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at July 25, 2012 05:23 PM (xUI0P)

129 "She"'s either Ace or someone Ace knows closely. Pay no attention to that event that may or may not have occurred in her mouth close.

Posted by: toby928© at July 25, 2012 05:23 PM (QupBk)

130 I've always considered same sex marriage a red herring. Because, a piece of paper won't deliver what that population wants- and that is to be normal. And, there aint no way in hell having a piece of paper on file at the county courthouse makes two dudes having mock lightsabre battles with their meatsticks normal. So, they'll agitate for something else, like meatsickle jousting in the park, or a McDonalds, during the haft time show at the Superbowl.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball, philosopher at July 25, 2012 05:24 PM (mxnUd)

131 Ruby.. that's true and you may have a point. His views have been known for some time. NOW it's a big deal??

Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2012 05:24 PM (UljOc)

132 They could bring in people from the National Forensic League to do the moderating, but Biden would think it was about professional football.

Posted by: davidt at July 25, 2012 05:25 PM (yyxZI)

133 I like Chick Fil A, but there is not one in DC.

What the fuck is up with that?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 25, 2012 05:25 PM (3ZjAP)

134 130 Yep,somebody that ace gets to bang.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2012 05:25 PM (6o4Fb)

135

Three beatings of the SCoaMF will be sweet,

Never happen, get it?

Posted by: Enemedia at July 25, 2012 05:26 PM (2d71t)

136 127 "I am to the point that I want to see him crushed on live TV."

Mitt strikes me more as the (shakes head), "There you go again, Mr. President" type.

Although he did get a little pissy during the GOP debates. And it wasn't pretty. For him.

Alas, I fear Mitt is like his RINO buddy McLame and will not fail to disappoint.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 25, 2012 05:26 PM (+XVQe)

137 Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2012 09:23 PM

I know, jewells. I don't get the anger toward him. Agree, or disagree, be civil and respectful. Sheesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 05:26 PM (UOM48)

138 @134

And the one's in VA don't have condom machines in the bathrooms.

Racist.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 25, 2012 05:27 PM (3ZjAP)

139 Is Toby around? Here in Ohio, some of our Dairy Queens also have an Orange Julius. He was wondering if they were still around.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 25, 2012 05:27 PM (61onk)

140 How about Penn Gillette or John Stossel for mods?

Posted by: ArcadeHero at July 25, 2012 05:28 PM (zt7SE)

141 @140, you must have missed the whole Orange Julius discussion a few threads back.

Unemployment has its bennies--hang out on AoSHQ all day.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 25, 2012 05:29 PM (+XVQe)

142

A good NFL policy guy vs Biden? A super spanking. A bad original prose and poetry kid? Spank him even worse

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at July 25, 2012 05:29 PM (khZbv)

143 some of our Dairy Queens also have an Orange Julius. Ah, thanks. I don't have any around here. It's an interesting concoction.

Posted by: toby928© at July 25, 2012 05:29 PM (QupBk)

144 138 I'm not angry at Gabe but he is siding with a bunch of left wingers in on this issue.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2012 05:29 PM (6o4Fb)

145 Dear Jane and DC, I have to very respectfully disagree. Unless he never reads the comments here Gabe knows full well how a great many of the commentors feel. He is being as in your face as a homosexual parade day at Disney world.

Posted by: teej at July 25, 2012 05:29 PM (k/Mc/)

146 So which night of the GOP Convention will Obama agree to let Bill O'Reilly suck his dick on tv?

Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2012 05:29 PM (GULKT)

147 #135 Yep, she's got the whole squatchy thing going on, with powerful pheromones that attrack other furry beast, regardless of their small stature.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at July 25, 2012 05:29 PM (mxnUd)

148 123I have my own theories about catpiss. "She"'s either Ace or someone Ace knows closely. No other reason it hasn't been banned from this blog. Which I find kind of sad considering the personal attacks it has made on some of you ladies.

Posted by: DangerGirl at July 25, 2012 09:21 PM (vA00j)

I really doubt that Ace is Ozfic - he hardly seems like the sort of person to bait his own readers like that, and he is protective enough about the blog that posting a link to gay porn would be massively out of character. I do think that she is probably a relative, and knows who he is. His tolerance of Ozfic may be at least partially due to the fact that it can expose his identity, and is obviously not sane enough that he can rely on her discretion.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 25, 2012 05:30 PM (mbkOh)

149 145 138 I'm not angry at Gabe but he is siding with a bunch of left wingers in on this issue.

Er, you know Gabe is the ghey, right? That's no so bad, but he's a lawyer too.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 25, 2012 05:30 PM (3ZjAP)

150 Solyndra has a big empty warehouse. Why not have the debate there?

Posted by: Big Johansson at July 25, 2012 05:31 PM (aZcPb)

151 She Bang, She Bang...

Posted by: William Hung at July 25, 2012 05:31 PM (+XVQe)

152 Truman, did you ever publish all that juicy inside campaign dope on your ex-candidate in Mass? If so, I missed it. What happened?

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at July 25, 2012 05:32 PM (1X/a4)

153 @151 - perfect

Posted by: teej at July 25, 2012 05:32 PM (k/Mc/)

154 Los Pollos Hermanos is the choice of the Democrat Party!!

Posted by: Gustavo Fring at July 25, 2012 05:33 PM (1grxW)

155

Same sex marriage is not only unnatural, it's non-sensical.

Okay, you can love your partner but that doesn't propagate the species. Heteros are the ones who will continue on.

Gays will die out very quickly. If you don't understand that, there's something wrong with you.

Posted by: ErikW at July 25, 2012 05:34 PM (HWC45)

156 Gabe can take it....he chose to post that knowing full well what might be coming his way. And....he's been known to get a little pissy in the comments sometimes too.

Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2012 05:34 PM (X6akg)

157 teej.. I didn't read the comments on that thread.. only the post. OMG! Yes.. I actually read the posts. (well known inside joke of AoS morons) If he said something in the comments that was as in your face as a homosexual parade at Disneyworld.. I obviously missed it. But I thought his post was spot on. He was defending Chick Fil A's right to their opinion.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2012 05:35 PM (UljOc)

158

Gabe is a very nice person IRL - I"ve had the honor of getting to meet him.

Personally, if anyone wants to boycott CFA for whatever reason, that's entirely up to them. One less person in line is going to make an awful lot of people very happy.

FWIW, the Gay Marriage lobby doesn't want you to know that there are less than 600,000 gay couples ("married" or living together) in the US vs. 61 million straight couples (55.6 M married, 5.6M living together).

We have to listen to their incessant bleating for a group that makes up less than 1/2 of 1% of the entire US population.

(Those numbers are from the 2008 ACS Survey)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 25, 2012 05:35 PM (P6H+d)

159 65 Shit, we have THREE Chick Fil A's in Roanoke.

Bite me.

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 25, 2012 08:45 PM (3ZjAP)

We actually got 5. Valley View and Tanglewood malls both have one inside. Valley View outside, 220 near Home Depot, and Salem. Gotta go get a peach milkshake now.

How long have you been in the Magic City? I didn't know there was another Noke moron. Well GGE is sorta an honorary since his sis lives here.

Posted by: MrCaniac at July 25, 2012 05:38 PM (1grxW)

160 Just watched that blithering idiot Tamara Holder try to derail the debate on Hannity until Michelle Malkin told her to 'shush'. Sean almost lost control of that segment. I keep thinking he is out of his mind to bring on Tamara but watching her lash out in a rage when she is losing the argument is quite illuminating.

Posted by: Decaf at July 25, 2012 05:39 PM (3/YCW)

161 and he is protective enough about the blog that posting a link to gay porn would be massively out of character. The busty lesbian porn link is legendary here.

Posted by: toby928© at July 25, 2012 05:39 PM (QupBk)

162 Teresa..pardon my ignorance. What is ACS?

Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2012 05:40 PM (UljOc)

163 144 some of our Dairy Queens Uh-oh.

Posted by: Scobface at July 25, 2012 05:40 PM (IoNBC)

164 Thank you again jewells. I hadn't read it. And it sounds like he did good this time. I had had taken the answers to my question up thread to mean otherwise. Since I was mistaken I apologize.

Posted by: teej at July 25, 2012 05:41 PM (0MVzQ)

165 No need teej.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2012 05:43 PM (UljOc)

166 HOLY FUCKING SHIT

The jug-eared fuck just declared his position on guns..

http://tinyurl.com/d4qwbbw

...and the UN Small Arms Treaty is coming in a couple of days.

Does this stupid motherfucker think that he can "not let this crisis go to waste"?

Gun sales have gone through the roof since he was elected. What does he fucking think the reason for that is?

The 2nd Amnedment wasn't designed to "allow" people to go out and hunt squirrels. It was designed to protect us from tyrannical governments

Posted by: The Chicken at July 25, 2012 05:45 PM (Yhu4q)

167 I forgot to go back today and check but rdbrewer remembered. Here's the YouTube vid of the HQ's own tmi3rd singing the National Anthem last night in Kansas City.

http://tinyurl.com/cz2esxn

Posted by: Retread at July 25, 2012 05:46 PM (I2fq9)

168 @162. didn't happen unless there are pictures, er, links.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 25, 2012 05:46 PM (+XVQe)

169 OK the left is not just after Chick Fil A.

Right Wing Restaurants, we sure to eat at one soon.

http://tinyurl.com/d826c5j

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 25, 2012 05:47 PM (3ZjAP)

170 Obama Talks Gun Control: Â‘AK-47s Belong In The Hands Of Soldiers, Not In The Hands Of CriminalsÂ’ Is this Eric Holder going under the bus?

Posted by: toby928© at July 25, 2012 05:47 PM (QupBk)

171 Posted by: The Chicken at July 25, 2012 09:45 PM (Yhu4q)

From your link:

Â“I believe the majority of gun owners would agree we should do everything possible to prevent criminals and fugitives from purchasing weapons,Â” he continued, Â“and that we should check someoneÂ’s criminal record before they can check out a gun seller, that a mentally unbalanced individual should not be able to get his hands on a gun so easily.Â”

Hey chump, James Holmes had no criminal record nor any record of mental instability. My gawd you are stuuuupid.

Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2012 05:48 PM (X6akg)

172 If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd say acting on orders from The Won, the CIA drugged the red-haired bastard and told him to shoot up a crowded place before the U.N. Small Arms Treaty Vote.

But I'm most definitely not.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 25, 2012 05:50 PM (+XVQe)

173 Obama Talks Gun Control: Â‘AK-47s Belong In The Hands Of Soldiers, Not In The Hands Of CriminalsÂ’

Is this Eric Holder going under the bus?

Posted by: toby928Â© at July 25, 2012 09:47 PM (QupBk)

Our soldiers don't use AKs. Whose soldiers are he talking about?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2012 05:50 PM (z1N6a)

174 Hey chump, James Holmes had no criminal record nor any record of mental instability. My gawd you are stuuuupid.

Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2012 09:48 PM (X6akg)

There you go again, taking me out of context. Dirty tea bagger.

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, The One Who Eats Dogs at July 25, 2012 05:50 PM (3ZjAP)

175 The Democrat's will be running for the hills. I'm starting to think Barry is throwing the election on purpose.

Posted by: toby928© at July 25, 2012 05:50 PM (QupBk)

176 For all of you defending Gabe's post.......While he did defend CFA's First Amendment right, he then "encouraged" us to boycott them. That ain't right.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 25, 2012 05:51 PM (C3KwS)

177
Our soldiers don't use AKs. Whose soldiers ~~are~~ is he talking about?

FIFY

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 25, 2012 05:51 PM (3ZjAP)

178 Whose soldiers are he talking about? Que?

Posted by: Los Zetas at July 25, 2012 05:52 PM (QupBk)

179 171 Obama Talks Gun Control: Â‘AK-47s Belong In The Hands Of ~~Soldiers~~Mexican Drug Lords, Not In The Hands Of ~~Criminals~~citizensÂ’

FIFY

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 25, 2012 05:52 PM (+XVQe)

180 Hey @MittRomney, Â“Ask Osama bin LadenÂ” whether the President engages in appeasement: OFA.BO/guHw9g Â— Ben LaBolt (@BenLaBolt) July 24, 2012 Hey @MittRomney, ask Osama bin Laden whether @BarackObama engages in appeasement: OFA.BO/guHw9g Â— Lis Smith (@Lis_Smith) July 24, 2012

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2012 05:52 PM (6o4Fb)

181 Our soldiers don't use AKs. Whose soldiers are he talking about?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2012 09:50 PM (z1N6a)

I caught that too. Did he mention Kalashnikovs

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 25, 2012 05:52 PM (Yhu4q)

182 Â‘AK-47s Belong In The Hands Of Soldiers, Not In The Hands Of CriminalsÂ’ Woah.

Posted by: Scobface at July 25, 2012 05:52 PM (IoNBC)

183 182 His favorite soldiers do??

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2012 05:54 PM (6o4Fb)

184 Chick Fil A closes at 10 PM, better hurry if you want a milk shake!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 25, 2012 05:54 PM (3ZjAP)

185 183 Â‘AK-47s Belong In The Hands Of Soldiers, Not In The Hands Of CriminalsÂ’ The gafftastic stupidity is coming Fast and Furious. How can Mitt possibly keep up?

Posted by: Scobface at July 25, 2012 05:54 PM (IoNBC)

186 That's it? I recall in year's past way more debates. Thsi is bs.

Posted by: Fresh at July 25, 2012 05:55 PM (O7ksG)

187 @177. True, he did. But who the hell ever listens to Gabe anyway?

Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2012 05:55 PM (UljOc)

188 Obama swiftquoting himself. God you have to love it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 25, 2012 05:55 PM (3ZjAP)

189 Tomorrow is Chik-fil-A Thursday. I encourage all of you to make a purchase. If you don't like chicken, purchase one anyway and donate it to an OWSer.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 25, 2012 05:55 PM (/i3Yt)

190 The busty lesbian porn link is legendary here.

Posted by: toby928Â© at July 25, 2012 09:39 PM (QupBk)

I am aware of it, though I was not around at the time. Ozfic's link seems to have been a different sort of thing. In any case, if Ace found gay porn appealing, don't you think he would have said or done something to indicate that over the years?

I just find the idea that Ozfic is Ace's sock impossible to credit.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 25, 2012 05:56 PM (mbkOh)

191 I know some GOP operators read this blog...

This is a huge eff up on Ogabe's part

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 25, 2012 05:56 PM (Yhu4q)

192 188 @177. True, he did. But who the hell ever listens to Gabe anyway?

Someone must or that law degree is going to waste.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 25, 2012 05:56 PM (3ZjAP)

193 This is a huge eff up on Ogabe's part It could be at least as huge as "you didn't build this." It's fucking tone-deaf beyond imagining.

Posted by: Scobface at July 25, 2012 05:57 PM (IoNBC)

194 Dr. Phil as moderator.

"Mr. President, creating this whole exotic, citizen-of-the-world persona was a way for you to make up for your feelings of worthlessness when both your alcoholic father and your round-healed mother abandoned you, isn't it?"

"Or maybe you're just a commie bastards?"

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 25, 2012 05:58 PM (+XVQe)

195 Of course, I was being snarky.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2012 05:58 PM (UljOc)

196 Little known facts about Gabe? He's from OK so he must be OK?

See what I did there?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 25, 2012 05:58 PM (3ZjAP)

197 @167 - the 2nd amend. If you never saw it (I've got it on VCR tape) there was a lady testifying before some Senate committee years ago. She was at Luby's. Her mother and father were killed that day. She told her story of what happened that day and how she could have stopped the shooter but left her pistol in the trunk because it would have been illigal to carry it. I got so choked when she looked at chuckie shumer and told him that the 2nd amend wasn't put there so we could hunt and target shoot. It was put there "so people like us could protect ourselves from people like you". I hope the big guy has blessed her life since then.

Posted by: teej at July 25, 2012 05:59 PM (B2fm1)

198 Convicted criminals/felons are not legally allowed to purchase a gun of any type. Of course when Eric Holder hands out free semi-autos to USA inner city gangs as well as mexican drug cartels......

Hillary, SCOTUS, etc let him skate on the threat of rioting but I think the average citizen is going to say "Let them burn their neigbhorhoods I am done with this JEPOS"

Posted by: PaleRider at July 25, 2012 06:00 PM (dkExz)

199 173 If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd say acting on orders from The Won, the CIA drugged the red-haired bastard and told him to shoot up a crowded place before the U.N. Small Arms Treaty Vote.

But I'm most definitely not.

That's just crazy talk. Just like the notion that Federal law enforcement agencies were aiding and abetting the flow of firearms to the Mexican drug cartels.

Oh.

Posted by: Stu-22 at July 25, 2012 06:00 PM (k4bdL)

200 RNC video of goatfuckers firing at US troops. Audio of "AK47's are for soldiers." The end.

Posted by: Scobface at July 25, 2012 06:02 PM (IoNBC)

201 187 That's it? I recall in year's past way more debates. Thsi is bs.

Posted by: Fresh at July 25, 2012 09:55 PM (O7ksG)

It seems to have been pretty standard lately to have 3. Though I believe Cheney and Edwards had 2 debates.

Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2012 06:02 PM (GULKT)

202

You know who I'd like to see moderating one of these? TV's Andy Levy. He'd be great.

Dennis Miller.

Posted by: malclave at July 25, 2012 06:02 PM (OCRaO)

203 @170 - Although that had to take me to Salon.com (not surprised at the high quality stupidity I'm missing out on there!) thanks for the list. I had no idea Domino's Pizza was on that list. I used to work for one and it's where we usually get our pizza anyways. I don't know of any White Castle's or Waffle House's near me though, oh well.

So what are some left-leaning restaurant chains out there? While I'm not big on boycotting, I'll fight fire-with-fire with my dollars

Posted by: ArcadeHero at July 25, 2012 06:03 PM (zt7SE)

204 Dennis Miller. Jess! I'd PPV for that.

Posted by: toby928© at July 25, 2012 06:03 PM (QupBk)

205 Of course when Eric Holder hands out free semi-autos to USA inner city gangs as well as mexican drug cartels......
Hillary, SCOTUS, etc let him skate on the threat of rioting but I think the average citizen is going to say "Let them burn their neigbhorhoods I am done with this JEPOS"

--
I think the guns were to back up the threat of violence if people don't vote the 'right' way. The guns flying off of the shelves are the common citizens' answer - better not pull that crap in my neighborhood.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 25, 2012 06:03 PM (/i3Yt)

206 Wow teej... I would love to have seen that. I'm sure little Chuckie felt absolutely no shame however.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2012 06:04 PM (UljOc)

207 It seems to have been pretty standard lately to have 3. Though I believe Cheney and Edwards had 2 debates.

They had one, IIRC.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 25, 2012 06:04 PM (lzvtR)

208 Our soldiers don't use AKs. Whose soldiers are he talking about?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2012 09:50 PM (z1N6a)

Black Panthers? Los Zetas? Muslim Brotherhood? Iranian RevGuards? Commie Chinese? His dreamed of "civilian security force"? You know, groups that he actually supports. Unlike the U.S. military.

Posted by: Stu-22 at July 25, 2012 06:04 PM (k4bdL)

209 @206

Remember, EVIL Bain Capital once owned Domino's. Another reason to use them. Pizza Hut, owned my YUM is a commie loving group that donates to every left wing cause. Boycott them.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 25, 2012 06:06 PM (3ZjAP)

210 The Democrat's will be running for the hills. I'm starting to think Barry is throwing the election on purpose.

I always thought if he had to lose, he was going to lose as a liberal. I just hope the honesty really takes him over.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 25, 2012 06:06 PM (T0NGe)

211 211 The Democrat's will be running for the hills. I'm starting to think Barry is throwing the election on purpose.

Well, you know, I for one think we should just skip elections this time.

Posted by: Gov Bev Perdue, NC at July 25, 2012 06:07 PM (3ZjAP)

212 Ooooo, I could get dominoes delivered for lunch. Then haul that large pizza over to a different lab in the building and share it with some like minded individuals. You know, ones with integrity and a work ethic.

Posted by: teej at July 25, 2012 06:09 PM (x1L8S)

213 >>Wow teej... I would love to haveseen that. I'm sure little Chuckie felt absolutely no shame however.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2012 10:04 PM (UljOc)

Enjoy. It's a thing of beauty

http://tinyurl.com/5hgj6e

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 25, 2012 06:09 PM (Yhu4q)

214 My dream moderator - Dick Cheney. Imagine this - at the beginning of the debate, Cheney introduces everyone, unzips, and lays the WarC*ck on the table. Then says, "Now everyone behave".

Posted by: RightWingProf at July 25, 2012 06:11 PM (bHgwn)

215 Dennis Miller.

Posted by: malclave at July 25, 2012 10:02 PM (OCRaO)

The candidates will need dictionaries on their podiums.

Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2012 06:13 PM (X6akg)

216 I'll see if I can find the tape in the next few days jewells. Maybe I can find which hearing and then find it on you tube for ya. It's very powerful. I was recording lots of stuff off c-span back in the Clinton years. Waco hearings, Ruby ridge etc.

Posted by: teej at July 25, 2012 06:14 PM (B2fm1)

217 @214 - Great job Albie!!!!

Posted by: teej at July 25, 2012 06:16 PM (B2fm1)

218 Dennis Miller. Posted by: malclave at July 25, 2012 10:02 PM (OCRaO) The candidates will need dictionaries on their podiums. Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2012 10:13 PM (X6akg) ------------- He can do the VP debates. I'd like to see Biden's head explode.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at July 25, 2012 06:19 PM (FIYvq)

219 thank you Albie.. you are right. She was very eloquent and made her case beautifully.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2012 06:19 PM (UljOc)

220 LEAVE GABE ALONE!!!!

Posted by: NAMBLA at July 25, 2012 06:21 PM (zsgo8)

221 Gabe's previous post could have been about 50% better without this smug little line "The company supports social policies supported by about half the country"

Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2012 06:28 PM (GULKT)

222 Joe Biden and Kentucky in one night? I'll be so drunk, but I'll be in good company.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at July 25, 2012 06:29 PM (i330i)

223 Oh, please, Alvin Greene could do that. A bag of hamsters could do that. A half-cup of sour cream could do that. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 25, 2012 08:27 PM (bxiXv) That's Jill Biden's recipe for action figure salad. It's supposed to be a secret!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at July 25, 2012 06:31 PM (i330i)

224 TV's Andy Levy would be a good debate moderator - libertarian righty with a dry wit 'quip launcher' at his side. Plus you get GG to do off color intros. Why is Bill Schultz not on The Five? With Beckel you get idiotic commentary - how many years did he say on command that Obama was the best economic President since FDR (truly moments of hilarity, in 2009 there was at least some potential that he might someday be proven right but he was doing it in 2011, really really)? He's a mouth breathing idiot. Completely OT but saw Recount for the first time and I can't believe they used the Planet of the Apes music when the Republicans were protesting one of the recounts. A Democrat with HBO is the same thing as a Democrat for life. Because of the disingenuous treatment of the right on their shows and movies nobody in their right mind would consider going from left to right.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at July 25, 2012 07:01 PM (7v8o1)

225 #96- Stop mocking me, you right-wing whore.

Besides, how dare anyone get on the stage with our President and disagree with him? The simple act of getting near him and telling him is wrong is just so racist and disrespectful of his greatness that it cannot be allowed. Should not be allowed. Should be stopped, by any means necessary.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 25, 2012 07:12 PM (oN/VZ)

226 O my God yes. A thousand times yes to Andy Levy moderating.

Posted by: David C. at July 25, 2012 07:17 PM (ZtMso)

227 The most awesomest host/moderator would be Jon Lovitz. Ratings would be through the roof and the questions, while hilarious, would cut to the bone.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 25, 2012 07:18 PM (dZ756)

228 Maybe Penn Jillette could moderate one. Or better yet: Teller

Posted by: David C. at July 25, 2012 07:20 PM (ZtMso)

229 I wish the Veep debate was a weekly pay-per-view event, with rounds (and round girls), a dunk tank and Internet poll- driven auto cream pie launches at the Slow Joe. Heck, I'd even accept Uncle Joe look-a-likes on occasion, just to keep the show interesting.

Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2012 07:24 PM (Db6BC)

230 The Rent is Too Damn High guy could be This Debate is Too Damn Boring moderator

Posted by: Tonic Dog at July 25, 2012 09:10 PM (X/+QT)

231 Debates?

If you need to see a debate at this point in time to pick your candidate then you haven't been paying attention.

I don't care if Mitt picks his nose and flicks buggers on Obama.

I will vote for Mitt and won't watch the "debates" as they're not much more than glorified media events.

And we know what the media is all about.

But I will scan the interwebs afterward to see if Obama blamed Bush for all his troubles.

Posted by: currently at July 26, 2012 02:40 AM (flA6l)

232 If there's one thing these debates could use, it's an ombudsman.

Posted by: UndeadBeav at July 26, 2012 07:19 AM (Xfd6m)

233 I don't like it one bit that the first debate is in Denver. I bet Obama picked that site. Besides being the site of the Dem convention that nominated him in '08, and the site of his big speech in early '09 announcing the "stimulus," it is the North American HQ of the New World Order. Denver may be the locus of even more evil than Chicago. You couldn't get me to set foot in either place.

Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at July 26, 2012 08:45 AM (F0o5k)

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