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November 05, 2012

With Friends Like These ...
— andy

Bill Clinton on stump: 'Who wants a president who will knowingly, repeatedly tell you something he knows is not true?' He really said that.
— Byron York (@ByronYork) November 5, 2012

You have to admit, the man is in familiar territory here. Heckuva character reference for Obama, Slick William.

Posted by: andy at 03:51 PM | Comments (87)
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1 First!

Posted by: LASue at November 05, 2012 03:52 PM (gjIQF)

2 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2012 03:52 PM (9XBK2)

3 Did the crowd shout out, "We do!"

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2012 03:52 PM (FcR7P)

4 Has anyone actually won elected office after getting the Bill Clinton endorsement?

Posted by: the Butcher at November 05, 2012 03:52 PM (8g9qq)

5 Surprised the audience didn't chant "We do!"

Posted by: Up with people at November 05, 2012 03:52 PM (kzFo5)

6 Barack, you will probably want to put some ice on that.

Posted by: Bill CLinton at November 05, 2012 03:53 PM (lF2rr)

7 thank goodness. an election thread.

Posted by: kelley in virginia at November 05, 2012 03:53 PM (HNwOT)

8 Tell us about the video causing trouble in Libya again. Lying idiot.

Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 05, 2012 03:53 PM (8kIXE)

9 Whenever I hear a part of Obama's stump speech, I feel like he's projecting. It's eerie.

Posted by: Truman North, 315-223 at November 05, 2012 03:53 PM (I2LwF)

10 How small and weird will Clenis look after Obama's loss?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 05, 2012 03:53 PM (jo069)

11 ok, just wanted to check in. snacks made. signs put up at the polling place. tent put up at the polling place. left my propane heater at the polling place, but its at the police station so if an Obamabot wants to steal it, there are cameras.

Posted by: kelley in virginia at November 05, 2012 03:54 PM (HNwOT)

12 Obama's biggest lies. GO!

Posted by: Andy at November 05, 2012 03:54 PM (OZPoa)

13 yeah, but Clinton only lied about sex, so it was okay. Hillary forgave him. So did Woody Allen.

Posted by: mallfly at November 05, 2012 03:55 PM (bJm7W)

14 Gotta hand it to Obama: he is one of the top three living Democrat Presidents.

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2012 03:55 PM (FcR7P)

15 Also: the soon to be loser in RI-1, David Ciciliene, has an ad running on the radio where Clinton is endorsing him. You can tell by the quality of the audio and the poor voice acting that Clinton literally phoned it in, and probably in one take.

Posted by: Truman North, 315-223 at November 05, 2012 03:55 PM (I2LwF)

16 i'm getting up at 4:30 am to start the big day so I have to leave it to yall to cast evil wishes on the Philly Eagles. Michael Vick is a dog torturer.

Posted by: kelley in virginia at November 05, 2012 03:55 PM (HNwOT)

17 It's gone baby. I just can't get excited this year. Even with the porno-like Bill Clinton appearences. If Slick Willy can't get me stroked up, all is lost.

Posted by: Limp Obama Supporter at November 05, 2012 03:55 PM (F6KtL)

18 We should be voting for Sharia.

Posted by: imam shitwise mahdi-gee at November 05, 2012 03:56 PM (nkiQM)

19 Heh.

My daughter just saw a prediction online.

Expect Obama to take an early lead tomorrow. Then Republicans will get out of work.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 05, 2012 03:56 PM (piMMO)

20 AAHHHHHHHHHHH! IT FEELS TOO GOOD TO NOT LET IT OUT BABY! OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Posted by: Pre-Mature Mitt Victory Celebration at November 05, 2012 03:56 PM (F6KtL)

21 How small and weird will Clenis look after Obama's loss? I think he'll come out of this with total control of the party. They'll beg him to take the reins.

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2012 03:56 PM (FcR7P)

22 Close to Obama claiming he would never leave an American behind - at least not in New Jersey.

Posted by: LASue at November 05, 2012 03:56 PM (gjIQF)

23

All of these backhanded compliments, barely hidden insults, and damning through faint praise from Bubba. Damn he must HATE Obama.

Posted by: imp at November 05, 2012 03:57 PM (UaxA0)

24 Yeah. Thanks to Bill Clinton, millions of teenagers came to believe a blowjob isn't sex-sex.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 05, 2012 03:58 PM (piMMO)

25 I don't get this whole "Mitt lies" thing. I guess the hook they're using is that car ad, but it's all they tell each other now.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 05, 2012 03:59 PM (T0NGe)

26 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 05, 2012 07:58 PM (piMMO) It ISN'T???????????

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 04:00 PM (ck76k)

27 D.M. Hawkins @HawkinsUSA And most telling: Romney just looks happy and confident. Obama looks and sounds miserable. Romney just looks like a winner.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 04:00 PM (ck76k)

28 Creepy. At one of obamas rally last nite Fox showed part of it and they were chanting obama,obama. Not like Romneys earlier where they were chanting USA,USA. Says something doesn't it?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at November 05, 2012 04:01 PM (9+ccr)

29 You guys do realize Bubba is doing this on purpose don't you?

Posted by: runninrebel at November 05, 2012 04:02 PM (J4gw3)

30 I was going to vote for Romney, but once Obama fielded a disbarred lawyer, impeached ex-President, and lying pervert surrogate to speak for him, I changed my mind!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 05, 2012 04:02 PM (Cnqmv)

31 As Costanza said, it's not a lie if you believe it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2012 04:02 PM (TMB3S)

32 Thanks for reminding me that Obama isnt the worst person ever to be president.

Posted by: MythicMeganBanger at November 05, 2012 04:02 PM (lIh1y)

33 Posted by: Hrothgar at November 05, 2012 08:02 PM (Cnqmv) Sure you're not Monty?

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 04:03 PM (ck76k)

34 I hope that Billy's losing streak, and "Bud's" losing streak of candidate endorsements don't cancel eachother out. Hopefully the Cigar Chomper and the Choomer will maintain their losing streaks! Hopefully, TFG goes down in flames! I pray to God!

Posted by: runningrn at November 05, 2012 04:04 PM (Uw091)

35 Drudge keeps darkening Obama's pic. Pretty soon all we'll is is a pitch black rectangle.

Posted by: Buddy at November 05, 2012 04:05 PM (lpAEc)

36 You guys do realize Bubba is doing this on purpose don't you? Hillary/Huma 2016!

Posted by: runningrn at November 05, 2012 04:06 PM (Uw091)

37 I posted a tweet from Mark Knoller where Obama told a volunteer that "hopefully" all their hard work will come to fruition.

He's acting like a guy who has been told that only a miracle can save him and there are no hurricanes in the next 36 hours.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 05, 2012 04:06 PM (T0NGe)

38 re 32: one difference between Clinton and Obama is that Clinton ended up going along with what Gingrich and the Repub Congress forced on him and then took credit for it all. I can't imagine Obama doing that.

Posted by: mallfly at November 05, 2012 04:06 PM (bJm7W)

39 Clinton looks terrible and sounds terrible, and I think he knows that Hillary! has no chance of ever winning the presidency.

The fact that the Tea Party freshmen and guys like Paul Ryan remind him of Gingrich and the Class of '94 has got him fired up to defeat the Republicans, but make no mistake about it: he still thinks TFG is a JEF, and he's twisting the knife in at key points.

Posted by: The Q at November 05, 2012 04:06 PM (w4fEE)

40 You guys do realize Bubba is doing this on purpose don't you?

I dunno. Bubba likes the crowds, but I think he's tired of this shit and doesn't want to do it 4 times a day.

I'm sure there was a deal to get him on board to do so much work, but Bill is just lazy. He doesn't care anymore.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 05, 2012 04:08 PM (T0NGe)

41 @28 Speaks volumes

Posted by: teebone at November 05, 2012 04:08 PM (YtLSL)

42 Clinton looks terrible and sounds terrible, and I think he knows that Hillary! has no chance of ever winning the presidency.

He's the last one. He's been pushing it and Hillary! has been refusing him.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 05, 2012 04:09 PM (T0NGe)

43 How fucking pathetic is Bill Clinton? What's his angle anyway, because it's not his wife's career. She's done.

Posted by: Fritz at November 05, 2012 04:09 PM (vm7ot)

Keep your friends close, and your "Clintons" closer. After tommorow when the POSOTUS loses, it's long knives on Benghazi.

Billy has supposedly been lawyering up for it, since about 9/18. But Hillary is anethema for '16, either way. If there is in fact a just God.

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 05, 2012 04:09 PM (mkb9H)

45 Are you sure Clinton was lying? Whether or not he was lying depends on what the meaning of "is" is. Maybe to Bill Clinton, "sexual relations" has a very specific meaning. And maybe "managing" a witness in his mind wasn't the same as "telling someone to lie". And if you believe any of this (or all of it!) then you may already be a member of the MFM!

Posted by: mr_jack at November 05, 2012 04:10 PM (TMG3G)

46 43 How fucking pathetic is Bill Clinton? What's his angle anyway, because it's not his wife's career. She's done. I just want that boy to fetch me my coffee!

Posted by: Clenis at November 05, 2012 04:10 PM (Uw091)

47 Posted by: AmishDude at November 05, 2012 08:06 PM (T0NGe) Campaign isn't to sure of it's self HUH?

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 04:11 PM (ck76k)

48 Just remember children, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.

Posted by: Ward and June Clinton at November 05, 2012 04:11 PM (rzTDZ)

49 From the title on the RMS feed, I was hoping this was a goof on Monty.

Posted by: Concern Troll at November 05, 2012 04:11 PM (b1iOR)

50 It was a bright cold day in November, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama committed treason at November 05, 2012 04:12 PM (AZGON)

51 Can't believe Andy's post got stomped in one minute by a retread. That's got to be an AoS record.

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2012 04:12 PM (FcR7P)

52
A one minute stomp down. Is that a record?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 05, 2012 04:13 PM (PHb2k)

53 OMG I love it. Bubba Clinton and Joe Biden - the horses' asses that just keep on giving. And by "giving" I mean "shitting out of their mouths."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at November 05, 2012 04:13 PM (CA2NO)

54 9 Whenever I hear a part of Obama's stump speech, I feel like he's projecting. It's eerie.

My stump speeches were much more effective.

Posted by: Max Cleland at November 05, 2012 04:14 PM (2c1Cq)

55 At one of obamas rally last nite Fox showed part of it and they were chanting obama,obama. Not like Romneys earlier where they were chanting USA,USA. They were also chanting "One more day! One more day!" and "Almost there! Almost there!" The enthusiasm is thru the roof.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at November 05, 2012 04:15 PM (CA2NO)

56 The rumors of my influence have been greatly exaggerated.

Posted by: Slick Willie Coon Hound at November 05, 2012 04:15 PM (AzwZn)

57 I'm gonna say this agin...

Posted by: MadisonConservative at November 05, 2012 04:16 PM (sb+ta)

All I really want, for an early Christmas, is anything over 271. And, I've been good. I promise.

But I'm hopin', and wishin', and praying, for WI, OH & PA. "Landslide" has such a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 05, 2012 04:17 PM (mkb9H)

59 Can't believe Andy's post got stomped in one minute by a retread. That's got to be an AoS record. Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2012 08:12 PM (FcR7P) ---------------------------------- C'mon, we roll with stuff like this. You want communication and co-ordination grab yourself a bullhorn and join OccupyWallStreet.

Posted by: Scoop at November 05, 2012 04:18 PM (AzwZn)

60 There was this other story in the news last week, I wish I could remember what it was...

Posted by: Ben Ghazi at November 05, 2012 04:18 PM (DYWM0)

61 Someone wanted to make an Obama supporter watch the video of the N Koreans weeping over the loss of Dear Leader after obama loses. Here it is with subtitles. Obama Loses The Election - A Nation Mourns http://youtu.be/us5AbvfkMMs

Posted by: Granny Jan and Jihad Kitty at November 05, 2012 04:20 PM (9u+Ix)

62 No matter what happens tomorrow, Johnny Walker Lindh (the Marin Taliban) is getting pardoned in December. This I know for fact. The pardons this year will make our heads explode. TFG will open the gates at Gitmo.

Posted by: BP NJ at November 05, 2012 04:20 PM (ph70Q)

63 Somewhere, at some time since the First Rapist left office, he must have said something like "No one cares more about protecting women than I do." With utter sincerity.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama committed treason at November 05, 2012 04:21 PM (AZGON)

64 4 Has anyone actually won elected office after getting the Bill Clinton endorsement?

Posted by: the Butcher at November 05, 2012 07:52 PM (8g9qq)

His wife, though I think that was more New Yorkers being celebrity-worshipping celebrity-worshippers who worship celebrities.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 05, 2012 04:21 PM (/D8ux)

65 Frankly if the right had a clue the RNC would be working with some radio show, Fox, or even a major blogger on 'Twenty Four hours of Obama scandals'. Mudslinging my ass, it would be a freaking public service.

Posted by: Ben Ghazi at November 05, 2012 04:22 PM (DYWM0)

66 Be seeing you soon Bill. Real soon.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at November 05, 2012 04:23 PM (ypzqs)

67 His wife, though I think that was more New Yorkers being celebrity-worshipping celebrity-worshippers who worship celebrities. Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 05, 2012 08:21 PM (/D8ux) And that truly pathetic "win" by Shrillary was more due to Eric Holder's advocacy of, and Clinton's action, pardoning of domestic Puerto Rican terrorists than any endorsement of Clenis. In fact, Shrillary's whole political career was the result of her being "fucked over" by Clenis (in the fevered minds of leftists) than of any endorsement of her by the other criminal in that marriage.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 05, 2012 04:27 PM (X3lox)

68 Former presidents (not currently in office) campaigning for current presidents do not have a good track record.

Reagan gave a barnburner of a speech at the 1992 Convention, but that didn't stop GHWB from losing to Clinton.

Neither did Clinton's campaigning for John F'n Kerry, declared president for all of 7 hours on election day

Posted by: The Q at November 05, 2012 04:31 PM (w4fEE)

69 Clinton may not be,a great man, but he wasn't an awful President by late-model Dem standatds. Obama, on the other hand, may be a better man in some ways but he's clearly an epic disaster in thw WH.

Posted by: JEM at November 05, 2012 04:35 PM (e+14U)

70 And as for this Clinton clip, the ads write themselves. Any three news clips from the week after 9/11, maybe the debate clip, then Clinton. Just wrap it with "we couldnt agree more."

Posted by: JEM at November 05, 2012 04:38 PM (e+14U)

71 The pic is hilarious, Ace. Yer a good sport. The moron horde is on edge, I say go ahead and start a flame thread. "I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!"

Posted by: doc at November 05, 2012 04:40 PM (+Vcxr)

Joke from the Clinton era:

Hillary: Chelsea, you're 18 years old now. Have you started having sex?

Chelsea: Well, not according to Dad.

Posted by: OCBill at November 05, 2012 04:40 PM (YJvVE)

73 Posted by: OCBill at November 05, 2012 08:40 PM (YJvVE) But was she out of Cigars ?

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 04:44 PM (ck76k)

74 Holy crap! He really has no shame at all.

Posted by: no good deed at November 05, 2012 04:47 PM (mjR67)

75 19 I saw that too, NDH. Only it was as a tweet from Timmy Tebow.

Posted by: no good deed at November 05, 2012 04:49 PM (mjR67)

76 65 Somewhere, at some time since the First Rapist left office, he must have said something like "No one cares more about protecting women than I do." With utter sincerity.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama committed treason at November 05, 2012 08:21 PM (AZGON)

And by "protecting", he meant "porking."

Oh, and congratulations on a most excellent hash. I bet, with a little work, we Morons could turn it into a euphemism for something, like we did for "baby lambs" the other day.

/Heh heh. She said "baby lambs". Heh heh. /Beavis

Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 04:51 PM (48wze)

77 Not too late to put your money down on Intrade

Posted by: occam at November 05, 2012 05:17 PM (gvdcW)

From Greta's wire:

See email below from Carl Cameron:

Â—Â—Â—Â—Â—Â—Â–

In their forward compartment on their Â“Believe in AmericaÂ” campaign plane tonight before landing in Columbus for the just concluded rally, an ebullient Ann Romney told your reporter Â“WeÂ’re going to win!Â”

A cadre of Romney senior staffers busily worked their email on laptops, tablets and hand held devices.

Mr Romney seated in a chair with the words Â“The GovÂ” embroidered on the headrest and an I-Pad in his lap beamed at his wifeÂ’s confidence and echoed her sentiments immediately saying decisively Â“ItÂ’s over!Â” referring to both his quest for victory in Ohio and the nation.

___________________________________________________________

I've no idea if Ann Romney was responding to a pool reporter's question, but for her to say this is encouraging since she's been holding her tongue. That Cameron called her "ebullient" is encouraging as I trust he's learned to read her moods after months on the trail with her.

Posted by: gayle from California at November 05, 2012 05:25 PM (wgmUB)

The reason Clinton wasn't a bad Prez is that he didn't listen to his wife who's a prog as bad as Barry and because there was this guy named Newt and a strong GOP presence in Congress.

Of course, the loony lefties have had another 12 more years to move the country to la-la land status.

Posted by: gayle from California at November 05, 2012 05:31 PM (wgmUB)

80 I'm about to watch Ed Gillespie on Hannity to see if I can gauge his mood, not his posturing, but his real mood. Saw him earlier today around noon. Happy face, but I don't know him well enough to know the legitimacy of that.

Posted by: gayle from California at November 05, 2012 05:32 PM (wgmUB)

81 PA will be a stretch, but my, wouldn't it be nice?

Posted by: gayle from California at November 05, 2012 05:33 PM (wgmUB)

82 How small and weird will Clenis look after Obama's loss?
--

Billy Jeff signed on to help buoy Obama, but instead Obama is taking Clinton down with him. Bad mistake for Clinton. Despite all his history, he had a much better reputation than Carter or Obama. Through political geometry, we get:

Past 4 years: Obama = Carter
Now: Clinton = Obama
Therefore: Clinton = Carter

Posted by: Mayday at November 05, 2012 05:48 PM (F3s39)

83 Obama must have received acting lessons from Willie to pull off his huffy "how DARE you insinuate...about Benghazi act" during the second debate. The sincere rage, the flashing eyes full of rightious anger.. oh yes, that's where we've seen it before. Thanks for the video to remind us of the comparison.

Posted by: I'd Rather be Surfin at November 05, 2012 06:35 PM (OTWsz)

84 Posted by: Mayday at November 05, 2012 09:48 PM (F3s39) Clinton might believe that if Obama goes down, Hillary won't be able to run in 16.

Posted by: I'd Rather be Surfin at November 05, 2012 06:37 PM (OTWsz)

85 The sincere rage, the flashing eyes full of rightious anger.. oh yes, that's where we've seen it before. Thanks for the video to remind us of the comparison.

Posted by: I'd Rather be Surfin at November 05, 2012 10:35 PM (OTWsz)

Nope, just cocaine crazy.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at November 05, 2012 06:39 PM (kXoT0)

86 The Stock Market should be something to see tommoro...potattato

Posted by: 16,5676% at November 05, 2012 07:25 PM (xCMnB)

87 Clinton has to appear to be involved to keep his speaking gigs going. When Obama loses he could unseat Clinton as the father of the dems. He needs to be seen as being still firmly in control. He's going through the motions and it shows.

Posted by: james at November 05, 2012 09:21 PM (1PqiV)

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