May 24, 2012

Yet Another Open Thread [OregonMuse]
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I got nuthin'
You got nuthin'
We all got nuthin'

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1 Slow News Day... Good Morning Morons!

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at May 24, 2012 07:13 AM (niW49)

2 First!

Posted by: Dax at May 24, 2012 07:14 AM (Z+7Jg)

3

Darn.  missed it by that much!

 

Posted by: Dax at May 24, 2012 07:14 AM (Z+7Jg)

4 Second

Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at May 24, 2012 07:14 AM (cDPLR)

5 Obama sucks cock. Open thread that shit

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 24, 2012 07:14 AM (6+zoB)

6 THE Open Blogger?

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 24, 2012 07:14 AM (71LDo)

7 Third!

Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at May 24, 2012 07:15 AM (cDPLR)

8 No comment.

Posted by: Michael at May 24, 2012 07:15 AM (Hl5ka)

Posted by: Bob Saget at May 24, 2012 07:15 AM (SDkq3)

10 I got'm nuthin.

Posted by: Elizabeth Three Wolf Moon Warren at May 24, 2012 07:15 AM (qhHI4)

11 No news is good news?   -- Where's Romney??

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 24, 2012 07:15 AM (Dll6b)

12 Well.... maybe you got nuthin'....

but I got nuttin'

Posted by: Intocicated Ewok at May 24, 2012 07:16 AM (C8hzL)

13 Your welcome Posted by: Bob Saget at May 24, 2012 11:15 AM (SDkq3) Yours, as well.

Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at May 24, 2012 07:16 AM (cDPLR)

14 Ain't we got fun?

Posted by: KelliD at May 24, 2012 07:17 AM (ZRIy9)

15 All ya'll morons are giving me a bad name.

Posted by: Nuthin' at May 24, 2012 07:17 AM (jucos)

16 I'm in a mood.  No particular reason, just feel like going Gojira on something.  Less out of anger and frustration than the wish to feel the satisfaction of destroying something that needs destroying.

I'm starting to think it's time to just start picking the Left's midlevel flunkies, like Kimberlin, research them within an inch of their lives, then just taking them apart as publicly as possible, pour encourager l'autres.  Time for them to start living in the fear they've imposed on us all this time.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica City DMV at May 24, 2012 07:17 AM (GBXon)

17 Here's a topic. Obama yesterday said he's reduced spending. Fucking liar

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 24, 2012 07:18 AM (6+zoB)

18 Wait, what?

Posted by: Bob Schieffer at May 24, 2012 07:18 AM (qhHI4)

19 Nuthin'!?!? Come on...

Just follow Allah's lead when you got nothing and post something about "gay marriage" or legal weed.

Posted by: Rocks at May 24, 2012 07:18 AM (Q1lie)

20 White House Email: Now You Can Watch All Those Concerts You Paid For But WerenÂ’t Invited To See Live!

http://is.gd/HI9vOl

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 24, 2012 07:19 AM (/kI1Q)

21 If SE Cupp is still troubled by recent attacks upon her character, then I bravely offer my personal counseling services to her in her time of need.

I'm a giver.

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2012 07:19 AM (GQ8sn)

22 Today's Global Warming Dead Polar Bear Count: 00

But it's still early.

Posted by: ManBearPig at May 24, 2012 07:20 AM (qhHI4)

23 I'm not going to get excited about any polls until at least mid-October. 

Posted by: Hawker Flyer at May 24, 2012 07:20 AM (kheK+)

24

Monday nothing.

Teusday nothing.

Wednesday and Thursday nothing!

Friday for a change a little more nothing,

Saturday and Sunday, nothing.

 

 

 

 

Posted by: The Fugs at May 24, 2012 07:20 AM (1Rgee)

25 For those that missed it when I posted it yesterday. Porn name generator. The name of your first pet followed by the name of the street you grew up on. My porn name is Teddy Scheffer. Not bad.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 24, 2012 07:20 AM (jucos)

26 Ok so last night I was tapped listening to NPR and thus dude named Furguson was blathering on about a political book he wrote. Basically his take was that Obama would not be re-elected and did not succeed because we weren't worthy of him. We were too scared and pissed about the economy and searching for "easy" answers. We were just too scared and stupid for Captain Wonderful. If we break up with him, its not him, its us. And then the dude turned on the yuth vote and said they were "too cynical" more cynical than their older progressive betters apparently. It was tastey. I was laughing out loud.

Posted by: thunderb at May 24, 2012 07:20 AM (Dnbau)

27 Hey, Brother Cavil, apropos nothing, I wonder how that Fox mole guy is doing, if he's been hired anywhere yet...

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 24, 2012 07:20 AM (XdlcF)

28 Pissing down rain in NYC. Supposedly a big break in the Etan Patz case. The big investigation of a few weeks ago evidently did not fizzle out as they now have a suspect in custody who has admitted to the crime.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 07:21 AM (MCDCp)

29 Pumpkin Mendocino?!  Aw geez...

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at May 24, 2012 07:21 AM (pVvkk)

30 urggg trapped, not tapped

Posted by: thunderb at May 24, 2012 07:21 AM (Dnbau)

31 White House Email: Now You Can Watch All Those Concerts You Paid For But WerenÂ’t Invited To See Live!

^^^

Was that Joan Baez there on the left?? I see she recovered from falling out of her three house.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2012 07:22 AM (/NHQT)

32 I'm not going to get excited about any polls until at least mid-October. Posted by: Hawker Flyer at May 24, 2012 11:20 AM (kheK+) ----------------------------------------------------- I am in a perpetual state of excitement about poles.

Posted by: Barry "Man Country" Obama at May 24, 2012 07:22 AM (jucos)

33 Posted by: thunderb at May 24, 2012 11:20 AM (Dnbau) The same words uttered by Schikelgruber in the bunker before he shot himself in the head and ordered what was left of the Fatherland to be destroyed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 07:22 AM (MCDCp)

34 Puddles Broadway?

Posted by: soothsayer at May 24, 2012 07:22 AM (BUcLz)

35 A love a good poll.

Posted by: thunderb at May 24, 2012 07:22 AM (Dnbau)

36 Bwahahahaha!



Note to Larry Flynt & Hustler: "satire" is photoshopping the media without a d**k in their mouth.


Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2012 07:22 AM (X6akg)

37 28 Pissing down rain in NYC. Supposedly a big break in the Etan Patz case. The big investigation of a few weeks ago evidently did not fizzle out as they now have a suspect in custody who has admitted to the crime.
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Rope, tree, some assembly required.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 24, 2012 07:23 AM (Agn5J)

38 it's a curious thing, this season called spring, when all the people say, "our president is gay." good thing he's so pretty, b/c the economy is shitty. he 'll need more guys like brooks to counter romney's good looks.

Posted by: Cricket at May 24, 2012 07:23 AM (DrC22)

39 Pissing down rain in NYC. Supposedly a big break in the Etan Patz case. The big investigation of a few weeks ago evidently did not fizzle out as they now have a suspect in custody who has admitted to the crime. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 11:21 AM (MCDCp) Yeah the weather sucks here. I hope it clears for the weekend and the rest of Fleet Week, especially since I have to be in the City on Sunday in Uniform

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2012 07:23 AM (05RcU)

40 Hilary says we h4x0r3d Al Queda.  Reading the news article, it sounds more like we spammed AQ with penis enlargement and gay dating ads and declared victory.  We sure got them alright.  *sigh*

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2012 07:23 AM (GQ8sn)

41

>>My porn name is Teddy Scheffer. Not bad.

 

But not as good as "Trunk Monkey"! You should stick with that.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 24, 2012 07:23 AM (XdlcF)

42 Fine. I will post a link to my blog.

roughmenstandready.wordpress.com


Posted by: Feynmangroupie at May 24, 2012 07:23 AM (oI744)

43 I got nuthin'
You got nuthin'
We all got nuthin'


They got nuthin on this guy.

Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2012 07:23 AM (KXm42)

44 I love polls, too...

Posted by: Darth Bawney Fwank at May 24, 2012 07:23 AM (niW49)

45 Mittens W Emerson?

Posted by: soothsayer at May 24, 2012 07:24 AM (KUrJA)

46 @16: To some extent, I think that's actually going to happen by itself.  As we've seen with Obama, the Left's tactics from Marx to Alinsky are predicated on being out of power, and they increasingly result in footbullets when people who *are* "The Man" attempt to use them.

Not to say we shouldn't help of course, as Ace and Breitbart did with Weiner.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2012 07:24 AM (tqwMN)

47 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2012 11:23 AM (05RcU) Didn't know you are in the service. Kudos to you, NGU.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 07:24 AM (MCDCp)

48 New thread smell!

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 24, 2012 07:24 AM (vXwX5)

49 I hope it clears for the weekend and the rest of Fleet Week, especially since I have to be in the City on Sunday in Uniform

Any morons want to volunteer and show up in an Indian, cop, and construction worker costume?

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2012 07:25 AM (GQ8sn)

50 All Gods chillun got nuthin.

Bootsie Mayer - Who calls themselves Russ after putting on the feather hat.

Posted by: DaveA at May 24, 2012 07:25 AM (ZYrSB)

51 The HQ seems to have decided we need a content diet, today...

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 24, 2012 07:26 AM (vXwX5)

52 Didn't know you are in the service. Kudos to you, NGU. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 11:24 AM (MCDCp) Navy Reserve. Our Medical Unit is mustering on Sunday to visit the USS Wasp, especially the Medical/Dental areas of the Ship. Considering it looks like I will be the next OIC, I guess I have to be there.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2012 07:26 AM (05RcU)

53 I find it fascinating how many democrats are talking (or leaking) to the press, releasing information that is damaging to the boy king.  I have a feeling that they want him to lose in order to prevent the complete destruction of their party.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 24, 2012 07:27 AM (kb9F1)

54 Nothing at hot air to steal? Really? [checks] OH COMMON!

They've got a news article in the Daily Caller about NY Repubics wanting to ban anonymous online comments. You think that might be of interest to anyone here?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 24, 2012 07:27 AM (0q2P7)

55 >>Here's a topic. Obama yesterday said he's reduced spending.

He did make cuts to servicemembers' pay and benefits...

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 24, 2012 07:27 AM (/kI1Q)

56 Hey J J Sefton. I love that you used the yiddish "alta cocker" in the headlines thread. Makes me remember my father in law. There is something about people, especially old time europeans, using yiddish that i love. That generation is passing at an alarmingly quick rate.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 24, 2012 07:27 AM (jucos)

57 Supposedly a big break in the Etan Patz case. The big investigation of a few weeks ago evidently did not fizzle out as they now have a suspect in custody who has admitted to the crime.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 11:21 AM (MCDCp)



Does NYC have capital punishment other than making them live in Queens.

Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2012 07:27 AM (YdQQY)

58 Think I'll do what ace detective Rigby Riordan always does on a rainy day and go brew a mug of my famous java.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 07:28 AM (MCDCp)

59 ONT content re-animation:

Crossbows or longbows?

AR-15 or AK-47?

Mossberg or Remington?

A cup or DD cup?

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2012 07:28 AM (GQ8sn)

60 Anyone know what happened to Kratos?

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 24, 2012 07:28 AM (6+zoB)

61 If I like my old open thread, can I keep it?

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 24, 2012 07:28 AM (XdlcF)

62 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 24, 2012 07:28 AM (8y9MW)

63 Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2012 11:27 AM (YdQQY) No capital punishment. Wait, let me check that before giving Ol' Sparky up in Sing-Sing the rhetorical heave-ho...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 07:28 AM (MCDCp)

64 5-Stars, Tami
http://wp.me/p2m1CK-uC

Posted by: Darth Bawney Fwank at May 24, 2012 07:29 AM (pVvkk)

65 He did make cuts to servicemembers' pay and benefits... Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 24, 2012 11:27 AM (/kI1Q) Actually Pay was not cut and most of the benefit cuts are not directed ( at this moment) at Active Duty/Reserve, but at the retires. That is bad enough, but still it is better to be accurate.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2012 07:29 AM (05RcU)

66 oops.. off sock!

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at May 24, 2012 07:29 AM (0tRzD)

67 A cup or DD cup?

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2012 11:28 AM (GQ8sn)


Uh... SE, please?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 24, 2012 07:29 AM (vXwX5)

68 If I like my old open thread, can I keep it?


Yes, but there can't be more than 300 comments total.

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2012 07:29 AM (GQ8sn)

69 Not to say we shouldn't help of course, as Ace and Breitbart did with Weiner.

Have some of the morons nominated Ace for the Breitbart Awards?

Posted by: Retread at May 24, 2012 07:29 AM (joSBv)

70 I've been banned on my home IP. I've responded by email. Nothing happening. What else can I do?

Posted by: Trainer on his iPhone's tiny keyboard at May 24, 2012 07:30 AM (UxMug)

71 At some point they have to blame, and dump on, Obama. Otherwise, if he is competent in forwarding their agenda, then its their agenda their policy and politics, that are wrong. They can dump on us, and they may need to dump on Obama, but they will never dump on their agenda. Prog ideology can never be the problem.

Posted by: thunderb at May 24, 2012 07:30 AM (Dnbau)

72 Someone on the ONT last night was talking about the possibility of Guillermo Del Toro making a movie based on "At the Mountains of Madness" by H P Lovecraft. Ain't gonna happen people, according to Del Toro himself(at least not for a long time). Apparently, the big reveal(and major plot point) at the end of "Prometheus"- is exactly the same as in the Del Toro's script for "At the Mountains of Madness". So, no HPL for you.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2012 07:30 AM (XBdI0)

73 Crossbow>longbow AR15Remington Stupid question

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 24, 2012 07:30 AM (6+zoB)

74 Anybody have a link to a short synopsis of Solyndra and their CEO bundler and the nice return he got on his campaign donation?    Or one of the other cases?   Might be a good twitter theme but I'm thinking FB.   So many people don't really know these things.     I can't come up with a catchy sound bite to encapsulate it but "elect Republicans, so more of the media will play their watchdog role" should be a campaign ad theme for some PAC. 

Posted by: Palerider at May 24, 2012 07:30 AM (cQZV0)

75 If Bob Dole likes his Four Hour Long Erection, then by God, Bob Dole gets to KEEP his Four Hour Long Erection!

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 24, 2012 07:31 AM (vXwX5)

76 Yeah, I just checked.  The NY court ruled capital punishment "bad" and NY no longer has it, so I guess they will have to torture people to death by making them live in Queens.

Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2012 07:31 AM (YdQQY)

77 64 5-Stars, Tami
http://wp.me/p2m1CK-uC

Posted by: Darth Bawney Fwank at May 24, 2012 11:29 AM (pVvkk)


==========



Holy shit!  I was reposting Iowahawk's tweet.  I would love to be as snarky as him but it's not even remotely possible!

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2012 07:31 AM (X6akg)

78 Apparently, the big reveal(and major plot point) at the end of "Prometheus"-

is exactly the same as in the Del Toro's script for "At the Mountains of Madness".



He's making Pacific Rim though.  Giant robots fighting Cthullu type monsters.

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2012 07:31 AM (GQ8sn)

79 NY State capital punishment update: No, we ain't got it. Pataki reinstated it but then David "Blind Lemon" Patterson abolished it. Of all places, Connecticut still has it. I think the 2 vermin who raped and killed that family and left the father for dead will be injected.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 07:32 AM (MCDCp)

80 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S42M207W8-A

Posted by: Kellog's at May 24, 2012 07:32 AM (z9HTb)

81 Actually, it was Market Watch who said Obama had reduced spending.  David Axelrod put it out there on twitter.  I was kind of sad that all the morons didn't just kill him (rhetorically) for it.  It was pathetically easy to debunk.

Politcal Math put up an info-graphic which does pretty well.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 24, 2012 07:32 AM (8y9MW)

82 Yeah, I just checked. The NY court ruled capital punishment "bad" and NY no longer has it, so I guess they will have to torture people to death by making them live in Queens. Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2012 11:31 AM (YdQQY) The new and improved China Town is in Queens and the food is fantastic, so they will not starve

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2012 07:32 AM (05RcU)

83 73 Crossbow>longbow
AR15
Mossberg>Remington
Stupid question

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 24, 2012 11:30 AM (6+zoB)



Some guys like the small boobs.

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2012 07:33 AM (GQ8sn)

84 76 Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2012 11:31 AM (YdQQY) By the way, I used to live in Forest Hills and it's damned nice. Especially since Bob Turner took Weiner's old seat. Now I'm in the gulags of NYU.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 07:33 AM (MCDCp)

85 hehe, funny as hell either way. H/T

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at May 24, 2012 07:33 AM (niW49)

86 Ar15

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 24, 2012 07:33 AM (6+zoB)

87 I would only ask- is Carney on crack? Has he stolen the bottle of Night Train from the homeless man sitting under a bridge on D Street? There has been no spending of fiscal constraint on the part of this WH.There has been no budget for four years now.The Stimulus was basically a big pile of money they threw at people. Results? NONE.The countries debt has increased HISTORICALLY in an amount that is equal to the entire debt that came before it. So much so we lost OUR CREDIT RATING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY.And the WH Press Corps sits there like a bunch of mentally challenged adolescents. No. Wait. They are less than that. They are a bunch of weaklings who rent their mouths by the minute and obviously like getting bitch slapped for...wait for it...telling the TRUTH! OH THE HORROR. >>Carney Rips WH Press Corps For Not Challenging 'Republican' 'BS'<< “"I simply make the point, as an editor might say, to check it out; do not buy into the BS that you hear about spending and fiscal constraint with regard to this administration. I think doing so is a sign of sloth and laziness." http://tinyurl.com/dypdtu7

Posted by: Exile at May 24, 2012 07:34 AM (O0lVq)

88 544 Mama AJ, alright Deb did a nice job stringing this together and the beginning, kudos to her.
still working through Allergic to Bull. seems this guy has tons of history, still find it bizzare a Terrorist , possible drug dealer, gets so much money and financial support!
I've been doing life all wrong it seems!
who knew trying to be a good citizen is so unsupported!

Posted by: willow at May 24, 2012 11:30 AM (TomZ9)

 answering your last comment on old thread.

Posted by: willow at May 24, 2012 07:34 AM (TomZ9)

89 Of all places, Connecticut still has it. I think the 2 vermin who raped and killed that family and left the father for dead will be injected.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 11:32 AM (MCDCp)



Did away with it about a month ago...thank you very much, asshat Gov. Malloy.

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2012 07:34 AM (X6akg)

90 I thought Chinatown in NYC was on and near Mott Street in Manhattan.

Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2012 07:34 AM (YdQQY)

91 Yes, but there can't be more than 300 comments total.

You can have more than 300 comments but you'll go bankrupt.

Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2012 07:34 AM (KXm42)

92 What the....?

Posted by: Exile at May 24, 2012 07:34 AM (O0lVq)

93 A cup or DD cup?

I like it when the titties can be a participant rather than just an observer.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 24, 2012 07:34 AM (ipoVy)

94 >>Posted by: Nevergiveup

Thank you for putting me that knowledge.

The best way to get people to believe a big lie is to package it with a small truth.  SCOAMF made a cut that was a teeeny tiny fraction of a percentage of spending--cuts that should not have been made--so he can tout himself as a spending-cutter even while handing a trillion dollars over to his donors for bullshit.

There's not enough spit. Or urine.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 24, 2012 07:35 AM (/kI1Q)

95 Ak 47 over ar15 jesus

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 24, 2012 07:35 AM (6+zoB)

96 Vic, Nevergiveup (and the rest of you): I think Queens has some of the best food in the city, especially along Roosevelt Avenue under the 7 train el tracks. Everything from Mexican to Indian to Nepalese. And it's all pretty cheap. That's actually the idea of my photo essay cookbook.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 07:35 AM (MCDCp)

97 I've been banned on my home IP. I've responded by email. Nothing happening. What else can I do?

Happened to me, once, too, don't know why. Emailed ace and some cob-loggers, got nuthin'. Then I rebooted my DSL modem which got me a new IP address.  Problem solved.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 24, 2012 07:35 AM (fPBIw)

98 My source inside the Romney campaign tells me they're very worried about the upcoming election. Something about an October Surprise that's going to launch in September or earlier and sink everything and hand it all to Obama. My source is named Mr. MeowMeow and he sh*ts once for yes and twice for no.

Posted by: oZfic at May 24, 2012 07:35 AM (M65mm)

99 Of all places, Connecticut still has it. I think the 2 vermin who raped and killed that family and left the father for dead will be injected.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 11:32 AM (MCDCp)


Relax, the liberals in CT are all in a rush to get rid of the death penalty.  Our local newspaper editorialized that those that want the death penalty for two heinous beasts that forced an 11 year old girl to perform oral sex on them before tying her, her older sister, and mother down prior to dousing them with gasoline and lighting them on fire are their moral equivalents.

Liberals make me sick to my stomach, quite frankly.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 24, 2012 07:36 AM (vXwX5)

100 What the....?

Posted by: Exile at May 24, 2012 11:34 AM (O0lVq)



Can not copy and paste directly from word processor w/o going through Notepad first to strip junk out of it.

Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2012 07:36 AM (YdQQY)

101 Crossbow>longbow


For pussies who can't pull a longbow I guess.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 24, 2012 07:36 AM (0q2P7)

Posted by: Cool at May 24, 2012 07:37 AM (vXwX5)

103

; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;" class="MsoNormal">I've been banned on my home IP. I've responded by email. Nothing happening. What else can I do?

Posted by: Trainer on his iPhone's tiny keyboard at May 24, 2012 11:30 AM (UxMug)

 

Sorry Trainer, but you broke the one rule at Ace of Spades HQ that is non-negotiable – you said something bad about Sarah Palin.

Therefore, youÂ’re banned for life.

Posted by: jwest at May 24, 2012 07:37 AM (ZDsRL)

104 Off, sock

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 24, 2012 07:37 AM (vXwX5)

105 @78 He's making Pacific Rim though. Giant robots fighting Cthullu type monsters. Posted by: EC at May 24, 2012 11:31 AM (GQ8sn) Finally, a great giant fighting robot movie! Sounds a bit like "Evangelion" by way of HPL. Speaking of "Evangelion" the new reboot is actually very good. Cleaner, tighter writing and much better visuals. Yeah, it's anime....but still good stuff.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2012 07:37 AM (XBdI0)

106 70 I've been banned on my home IP. I've responded by email. Nothing happening. What else can I do?  

Posted by: Trainer on his iPhone's tiny keyboard at May 24, 2012 11:30 AM (UxMug)

 

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Buy a bigger keyboard?

 

Posted by: Anachronda at May 24, 2012 07:37 AM (IrbU4)

107 Jimmy Cricket. Delete that stuff.

Posted by: Exile at May 24, 2012 07:37 AM (O0lVq)

108 I would only ask- is Carney on crack?

I'm pretty sure he's freebasing the 90% pure good stuff.  One of these days he run out to the podium on fire doing a Richard Pryor.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 24, 2012 07:37 AM (ipoVy)

109 Vic: Yes, the traditional Chinatown is in lower Manhattan, but there are considerable Chinese communities in Sunset Park (Brooklyn) and Jackson Heights and Flushing (Queens). Amazing that they are still holding out in Manhattan despite enormous pressure from developers to buy the properties. That area is potential real estate gold.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 07:37 AM (MCDCp)

110 @92 - You were smote by the Demon of Cut-n-Paste

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 24, 2012 07:37 AM (8y9MW)

111 I was just poking fun at Queens.  Mainly because it seems that every time I read about something bad happening it is in Queens.

Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2012 07:38 AM (YdQQY)

112 25 For those that missed it when I posted it yesterday.
Porn name generator. The name of your first pet followed by the name of the street you grew up on.
My porn name is Teddy Scheffer. Not bad.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 24, 2012 11:20 AM (jucos)


Jasper Blueberry for me. A little too fruity.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 24, 2012 07:38 AM (RD7QR)

113 I think I'm going to go get a cheeseburger while they're still legal.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 24, 2012 07:38 AM (/kI1Q)

114 Speaking of "Evangelion" the new reboot is actually very good. Cleaner, tighter writing and much better visuals.

I understand that happens when the writer isn't suicidally depressed.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 24, 2012 07:39 AM (8y9MW)

115 Wow, Open Blogger's on fire today!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 24, 2012 07:40 AM (Lvg/f)

116

Trainer, send an email to Ace with something in the subject line like "My IP address was BANNED" to get his attention. Or "FREE P0RN".

 

If that doesn't work within a few days, email the cob loggers in a similar manner. Don't know if they can contact Pixy directly but maybe they can get Ace's attention.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 24, 2012 07:41 AM (XdlcF)

117 porn name - Piper Oak. Hmmm, OK

Posted by: thunderb at May 24, 2012 07:41 AM (Dnbau)

118 25 For those that missed it when I posted it yesterday. Porn name generator. The name of your first pet followed by the name of the street you grew up on. My porn name is Teddy Scheffer. Not bad. Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 24, 2012 11:20 AM (jucos) I always thought the second name was your mother's maiden name. My street was Avenue I so that would sound a bit dull. Cupcake Hershkowitz sounds better. Perhaps a second cousin of Gypsy Rose Lee, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 07:41 AM (MCDCp)

119 Penny Law

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 07:41 AM (O3R/2)

120

Here's to hoping that, by the time S.E. Cupp / Mercury Radio (Beck's company) is done suing Larry Flynt, his wheelchair will be up on cinder blocks.

Posted by: reason at May 24, 2012 07:41 AM (V40IZ)

121 Fox mole guy isn't meaty enough.  Besides, they're expecting that.

Needs to be a surprise to the target.  Catch them off guard.  Must repurpose the hobo-hunting skills, only real difference is the smell.  Not better, just different.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica City DMV at May 24, 2012 07:42 AM (GBXon)

122 I was just poking fun at Queens. Mainly because it seems that every time I read about something bad happening it is in Queens. Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2012 11:38 AM (YdQQY) What you never heard of the South Bronx?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2012 07:42 AM (05RcU)

123

From prev lo-cal thread

***

 

544 Mama AJ, alright Deb did a nice job stringing this together and the beginning, kudos to her.
still working through Allergic to Bull. seems this guy has tons of history, still find it bizzare a Terrorist , possible drug dealer, gets so much money and financial support!
I've been doing life all wrong it seems!
who knew trying to be a good citizen is so unsupported!

Posted by: willow at May 24, 2012 11:30 AM (TomZ9)

****

Exactly...this guy is the emodyment of everything we find repulsive from the Left. He is a parasite of the worse kind. There is only two places this man belongs, in jail and in hell. 

Posted by: dananjcon at May 24, 2012 07:42 AM (eavT+)

124 Of all places, Connecticut still has it. I think
the 2 vermin who raped and killed that family and left the father for dead will be injected.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 11:32 AM (MCDCp)




It sickens me that they will not be able to fry those vermin.  These are the kind of scum that they all to send to old sparky and have the juice slowly raised instead of the all at once jolt.


Or even better yet, Old Testament style justice.  Make an old style bonfire with a stake to tie them to. IOW, burn them to death in a fire slowly.

Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2012 07:43 AM (YdQQY)

125 Shadow Wayne.  Not bad.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 24, 2012 07:43 AM (kb9F1)

126 You lived on Avenue Street?


Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 07:43 AM (O3R/2)

127 My name would be Peanutbutter Whiskers Lanier.

Posted by: Grey Fox, crouched in his mountain fastness at May 24, 2012 07:43 AM (IVXU2)

128

ANIME - is it better than Cowboy Bebop?

 

The answer is usually no.

Posted by: reason at May 24, 2012 07:43 AM (V40IZ)

129 My porn name is Mike Coffman, the same as the Republican congressman for the district in which I used to live.  He's currently being pummeled around the head and shoulders by the press for letting it slip that he doesn't know whether Obama was born in Hawaii.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at May 24, 2012 07:43 AM (vXucy)

130 Tigger Springs

Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2012 07:44 AM (KXm42)

131 What you never heard of the South Bronx?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2012 11:42 AM (05RcU)



Yeah, I started to say "The Bronx" but I went for Queens instead.

Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2012 07:44 AM (YdQQY)

132

"You lived on Avenue Street?"

 

Right at the intersection with Drive Court.

Posted by: reason at May 24, 2012 07:44 AM (V40IZ)

133 My pr0n name is Rex Irons.

Damn, that actually sounds pretty good. 

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2012 07:45 AM (GQ8sn)

134 They are leaking in preparation for the draft Hillary convention later this summer. She will beat Romney

Posted by: dr kill at May 24, 2012 07:45 AM (ufLRj)

135 My MIL is from the Bronx. I'll send her your way. Get ready.

Posted by: thunderb at May 24, 2012 07:45 AM (Dnbau)

136 Seen on twitter:



-- killin' it on The View. All the ladies are PISSED about this terrible attack.

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2012 07:45 AM (X6akg)

137 >>>Or even better yet, Old Testament style justice. Make an old style bonfire with a stake to tie them to. IOW, burn them to death in a fire slowly.

I hear about folks like that, and they help me think creatively about punishment. I start to ask questions like. "If you tied down and hit by the DOD pain amplifier, how much could you handle before you died of shock?"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 24, 2012 07:46 AM (0q2P7)

138 I hear all the time that Elm Street is the most common name in the country, but I'm betting on Frontage Road.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 24, 2012 07:46 AM (kb9F1)

139

 

; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;" class="MsoNormal">They are leaking in preparation for the draft Hillary convention later this summer. She will beat Romney

Posted by: dr kill at May 24, 2012 11:45 AM (ufLRj)

If we had an official AoSHQ thread historian, they could you I predicted that a few months ago.

Posted by: jwest at May 24, 2012 07:47 AM (ZDsRL)

140 120Penny Law

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 11:41 AM (O3R/2)

 

 

A wild shot, but your last name wouldn't start with a "D," and the street wouldn't be in Cleveland Ohio, by any chance?

Posted by: Grey Fox, crouched in his mountain fastness at May 24, 2012 07:47 AM (IVXU2)

141

 I hear all the time that Elm Street is the most common name in the country, but I'm betting on Frontage Road.

 

Dr. Sheldon Cooper assures me that the most common name is First Street.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 24, 2012 07:47 AM (VtjlW)

142 130 ANIME - is it better than Cowboy Bebop?
The answer is usually no. Posted by: reason *** Is it even possible to beat Cowboy Bebop?

Posted by: David of PA at May 24, 2012 07:48 AM (tPdIW)

143 Replacing a  candidate  on the ticket has always been a fatal error , on either the top or the bottom.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 24, 2012 07:49 AM (kb9F1)

144

>>Mama AJ, alright Deb did a nice job stringing this together and the beginning, kudos to her.
still
working through Allergic to Bull.

 

Lee Stranahan dot com has good summaries, too.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 24, 2012 07:49 AM (XdlcF)

145

Obama / Hillary vs. Romney / ...hm...

 

Who can Romney pick to be the anti-Hillary?  My knee-jerk is Palin, but that'd be too soon.  The less we can make Romney's run like McCain's run the better.

 

I'd hate to pull Nikki Haley from her current position.  She's needed there.

 

C'mon, Morons.  Let's puzzle this one through.

Posted by: reason at May 24, 2012 07:49 AM (V40IZ)

146 My pron name is Candy Elaine. Wouldn't be too bad if I was a chick.

Posted by: real joe at May 24, 2012 07:49 AM (aS+9H)

147 Hilary won't do it. She's looking like a crazy cat lady while Bill is hanging out with porn stars. She won't do it, and Obama's vanity wouldn't be able to tolerate a show off like Bill.

Posted by: thunderb at May 24, 2012 07:50 AM (Dnbau)

148

Posted by: reason at May 24, 2012 11:49 AM (V40IZ)

 

Jan Brewer?

Posted by: Grey Fox, crouched in his mountain fastness at May 24, 2012 07:50 AM (IVXU2)

149 This is a reminder not to cut and paste stuff into a comment directly from your word processor. It may look OK, but all that formatting crap gets picked up and displayed. First paste your content into a text editor, then cut and paste from there.

You whine like a Liberal.

Is this an open flame war?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 24, 2012 07:50 AM (kqqGm)

150 Most Common Street name in US: If I had to guess, it would be a tie for "Main" and "First."

Most of our cities still follow the Roman model of four streets, two running N/S and two running E/W forming the official "downtown" where things like City Hall will be.  One of those is virtually always named "Main" and one of the ones is almost always "First" (always on the other set, though, so if Main runs N/S, First will run E/W.).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 24, 2012 07:50 AM (8y9MW)

151 Sick and tired of the United States looking like a “third world country” and outsiders coming here to “suck the blood out of this country,” quirky developer and TV personality Donald Trump is eyeing a new super PAC to help defeat President Obama. Piss off the Donald at your own risk

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2012 07:50 AM (05RcU)

152 Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2012 11:31 AM (YdQQY)

Governor Carey was against capital punishment, and vetoed it all the time. His rationale was that he had seen too much death in combat, and didn't want to see any more at home.

As much as the logic irritates me, at least the guy gave an honest answer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 24, 2012 07:51 AM (nEUpB)

153 "Stormy Ridgemont" Dang, that sounds like destiny calling. I wonder if "What to Expect When You're Expecting Anal" is still casting?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2012 07:51 AM (XBdI0)

154 Who can Romney pick to be the anti-Hillary?


What about Sandoval in NV?  Lock up that white-hispanic vote!

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2012 07:51 AM (GQ8sn)

155 Is Trump's SuperPAC for Romney or himself?! Gevalt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 07:51 AM (MCDCp)

156 >>>C'mon, Morons. Let's puzzle this one through.

West, west west.

That is about as close to an antithesis of Hillary you are likely to ever find.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 24, 2012 07:51 AM (0q2P7)

157 Is it even possible to beat Cowboy Bebop?

Not even that hard.  Bepob was way over-rated.  Especially at the end.

Give me Outlaw Star, for the semi-Sci-Fi set, or Escaflone or Fushigi Yuugi for the Fantasy set.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 24, 2012 07:52 AM (8y9MW)

158

Posted by: alexthechick at May 24, 2012 11:47 AM (VtjlW)

 

I at one time lived on 'Easy Street'.

 

Hell, the city couldn't replace those stolen signs fast enough.

Posted by: HH at May 24, 2012 07:52 AM (v+ExF)

159 Thundercock Firstandmain

Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2012 07:52 AM (KXm42)

160

I doubt Hillary would take the VP slot.  What she would do is accept the nomination for president by acclamation at the convention if Obama dropped out.

Posted by: jwest at May 24, 2012 07:52 AM (ZDsRL)

161

"Is it even possible to beat Cowboy Bebop?"

 

It's a quandry.  The only thing that ever beats Cowboy Bebop is itself.  And only when the combatants are "The Final Episode" versus "Any Other Episode Containing Faye."

Posted by: reason at May 24, 2012 07:52 AM (V40IZ)

162 101 Crossbow>longbow For pussies who can't pull a longbow I guess. Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 24, 2012 11:36 AM (0q2P7) Crossbows have a huge pull actually and the bigger ones require a foot hold to pull back. Which is why they will go thru armor like Swiss cheese.

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 24, 2012 07:52 AM (6+zoB)

163 What the hell, maybe Mitt should choose The Donald. A hot Second Lady and casino chips in every pot!

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 24, 2012 07:52 AM (RD7QR)

164 NEW ORLEANS (AP) — New Orleans' daily newspaper, The Times-Picayune, will switch to publishing three days a week starting in the fall and plans to increase its focus on online news. The 175-year-old paper announced Thursday the formation of a new company — NOLA Media Group — which includes The Times-Picayune and its NOLA.com website affiliate. Hey NY Times, are you listening?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2012 07:52 AM (05RcU)

165 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 24, 2012 11:51 AM (nEUpB) Carey was one of the first GI's to liberate the death camps, so his sentiments are understandable. I totally disagree with it and so did many members of my family who were survivors of said camps.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 07:53 AM (MCDCp)

166 Smudgey Sheffield FTW

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 24, 2012 07:53 AM (I13eJ)

167 Shocker.

Oh, so many jokes. So little time.

>>Bill Clinton in photo with Monaco Porn Stars<<<

http://tinyurl.com/6tkgwgv

Posted by: Exile at May 24, 2012 07:53 AM (O0lVq)

168 Thundercock was a gerbil.

Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2012 07:53 AM (KXm42)

169 Hershey Highway

Posted by: Barney Frank's stripper name at May 24, 2012 07:53 AM (MCDCp)

170 @161 - your parents raised chickens, too?

Posted by: Motherclucker Houston at May 24, 2012 07:54 AM (V40IZ)

171 How many ex-US-preezies have their pics snapped with a porn star on each arm?

What does S.E. stand for?

How large will the Walker blow-out be?

How the fuck can Granny Warren win in MA?

Questions have been bugging me.  Now I gotta go fire up the Husky weedwhacker.

Posted by: TheLittlShiningMan at May 24, 2012 07:54 AM (PH+2B)

172 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2012 11:50 AM (05RcU)

What happened...did he have to fly through JFK or LGA?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 24, 2012 07:54 AM (nEUpB)

173 Not sure Captain kick ass would want shillary as a running mate.  Biden is an insurance policy.  If shillary were VP wouldn't it be a little too convenient for him to have some "sort of medical problem" or worse.

Posted by: Infidel at May 24, 2012 07:54 AM (O/fK8)

174 Iran rejects compromise on nukes? We have gone from "You can't have any." to "You can only have this much.", and in the interim they keep tapping away with their little hammers trying to make a bomb. Yeah, I believe in the good work of the U.N.!

Posted by: And Irresolute at May 24, 2012 07:54 AM (RC3M9)

175 A lazy google search informs me that "Second" is the most common street name in the US.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 24, 2012 07:54 AM (01Bj+)

176 Bill Clinton in photo with Monaco Porn Stars


Haha...Hillary who?

Posted by: EC at May 24, 2012 07:54 AM (GQ8sn)

177 170 Thundercock was a gerbil.

Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2012 11:53 AM (KXm42)


Damn things are hung like furry little horses. Or so I'm told.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 24, 2012 07:54 AM (RD7QR)

178 >>>Crossbows have a huge pull actually and the bigger ones require a foot hold to pull back. Which is why they will go thru armor like Swiss cheese.

Which wussies like you get to either use a stirrup and two hands, or a crank to pull. The limb length on a crossbow however limits velocity. A proper longbow with a good 110-150# of pull goes right through armor just as easily as a cross bow.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 24, 2012 07:56 AM (0q2P7)

179

"Which is why they will go thru armor like Swiss cheese."

 

...if Swiss cheese was able to penetrate your armor, then maybe you just had some shitty armor...

Posted by: reason at May 24, 2012 07:56 AM (V40IZ)

180

Oh WTF is this now?? Just when you think they can't suck off barky enough, they invent a whole new level of suck.

****

http://tinyurl.com/d5xf2xj

 

 


 

Posted by: dananjcon at May 24, 2012 07:56 AM (eavT+)

181 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2012 11:53 AM (MCDCp)

I remember talking about it with my dad when I was a kid, just after one of his vetoes of a CP bill.

It is an honest, though misguided stance.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 24, 2012 07:56 AM (nEUpB)

182 Shit, it's pouring here and the power just flickered

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2012 07:56 AM (05RcU)

183 Bill Clinton looks terrible though. Look at the neck. Looks like he's wasting. think his heart problem is way worse than we know. Despite the shit eating grin, he does not look well (happy, but not well).

Posted by: thunderb at May 24, 2012 07:56 AM (Dnbau)

184

>>You whine like a Liberal.

>>Is this an open flame war?

 

They're all flame wars, except to RINOs.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 24, 2012 07:58 AM (XdlcF)

185 There's a crossbow vs longbow challenge in Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The White Company. I giggled a little when I read it.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 24, 2012 07:58 AM (01Bj+)

186 Posted by: thunderb at May 24, 2012 11:56 AM (Dnbau)

He became a vegetarian and lost lots of weight. He looks unhealthy and a little out of it.

And I don't give a rat's ass.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 24, 2012 07:58 AM (nEUpB)

187 @182 Wow, that looked spontaneous as hell. Lucky for Obama there was a cameraman there to record the moment.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2012 07:58 AM (XBdI0)

188 I am really beginning to wonder if Hillary is a carpet muncher.

I am not saying she is. That is not an accusation. It is just a thought that occurred to me since her husband is running around with porn stars.

Posted by: Exile at May 24, 2012 07:59 AM (O0lVq)

189 177 A lazy google search informs me that "Second" is the most common street name in the US.

Posted by: at May 24, 2012 11:54 AM (01Bj+)

**

Naturally..."First" St. would be racist. Then again if "Second" is the most common does that make "Second" racist now?

**

Ouch. 

Posted by: dananjcon at May 24, 2012 07:59 AM (eavT+)

190 Porn name generator. The name of your first pet followed by the name of the street you grew up on.

Holy shit, that would make me Peter Capuchino. Sounds like the name of a porn movie director.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 24, 2012 07:59 AM (fPBIw)

191 >>>f shillary were VP wouldn't it be a littletooconvenient for him to have some "sort of medical problem" or worse.


He just fell on this orbitoclast kind of a freak accident that it was just left lying around.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 24, 2012 07:59 AM (0q2P7)

192

It's a quandry. The only thing that ever beats Cowboy Bebop is itself. And only when the combatants are "The Final Episode" versus "Any Other Episode Containing Faye."

Posted by: reason
****

Not even that hard. Bepob was way over-rated. Especially at the end.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart
***

@reason, Yes, that is quite the quandry, epic battle and conclusion of story or...boobs?

@AllenG, dude!?!?!?

Posted by: David of PA at May 24, 2012 08:01 AM (tPdIW)

193 59 I have put this the way it should be.

Crossbow
longbow
AR-15
AK-47
Mossberg
Remington
DD cup
A cup

A list of items to get for your collection.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 24, 2012 08:02 AM (tf9Ne)

194 185 - I'm guessing the 'heart problem' is actually HIV

Posted by: the Butcher at May 24, 2012 08:02 AM (8g9qq)

195 Crossbow
longbow
AR-15
AK-47
Mossberg
Remington
DD cup
A cup


Pie.

Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2012 08:03 AM (KXm42)

196 @143 - Sorry, Dr. Cooper informs us that the most common street name is Second because First usually gets renamed to something like Main or Broad.  Saw that episode last night with the young uns.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 24, 2012 08:04 AM (dL9LY)

197 70 I've been banned on my home IP. I've responded by email. Nothing happening. What else can I do?

Posted by: Trainer on his iPhone's tiny keyboard at May 24, 2012 11:30 AM (UxMug)

 

***

 

I know nothing about the internets and this may be a crap answer, but I'm under the impression that every time I unplug my modem my service provider assigns me a different IP address.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at May 24, 2012 08:04 AM (vXucy)

198 Bill Clinton looks terrible though. Look at the neck. Looks like he's wasting. think his heart problem is way worse than we know. Despite the shit eating grin, he does not look well (happy, but not well).

Posted by: thunderb at May 24, 2012 11:56 AM (Dnbau)



Probably the stupid vegetarian diet he's on.

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2012 08:04 AM (X6akg)

199

Jan Brewer would be a decent pick.  But again, I'm reluctant to support a VP being pulled out of a successful current role, with work unfinished.  Jan getting plucked out of the AZ Governor role opens up all sorts of asshattery as liberals vie to find a liberal replacement.  But that's just me.  "Risk Averse" Reason.

 

Allen West would be fan-fucking-tastic as a VP.  I'm pretty sure his district would replace him with someone appoximately equivalent in awesomeness, especially if he found someone to endorse personally.  My only hand-wringing comes from what I expect the left to do with "the optics" of the Republican ticket putting a White Pres & Black VP up against a Black Pres.  But, we're already going to be fighting raaaaaacism anyway, so maybe that doesn't matter...

 

I'd lean towards another business person, but maybe someone with a different background (military, such as West) would be smarter.  After all, we were HELPLESS in 2008 against the foreign-affairs titan that Biden is...  *snrk*

Posted by: reason at May 24, 2012 08:04 AM (V40IZ)

200 My SIL, BIL, and niece are vegan, and they do not look like that. They do not look good, but not like that.

Posted by: thunderb at May 24, 2012 08:04 AM (Dnbau)

201

My Pron name...

**

Buddy Baldwin or Buddy Taft...we moved.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at May 24, 2012 08:05 AM (eavT+)

202

 "A lazy google search informs me that "Second" is the most common street name in the US."

 

Hang on here. How can 2nd be ahead of  FIRST?

 

Hell, Main is stilll probably #1. 

Posted by: HH at May 24, 2012 08:05 AM (v+ExF)

203

152 Most Common Street name in US: If I had to guess, it would be a tie for "Main" and "First."

 

-------

 

Utah would inflate the numbers for "Main". Most Utah towns are built around the intersection of "Main" and "State", with addresses as Cartesian coordinates relative to those axes. Although this would at first glance severely inflate "First" (what with each town have 1st N, 1st S, 1st E, and 1st W), those are *unofficial* names (the official names are "100 North", "100 South", "100 East", and "100 West").



 

Posted by: Anachronda at May 24, 2012 08:05 AM (IrbU4)

204 A proper longbow with a good 110-150# of pull goes right through armor just as easily as a cross bow.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 24, 2012 11:56 AM (0q2P7)

 

 

Which, as a good medievalist, I have to say, wasn't easy at all. Neither could pierce decent armor beyond a few yards, according to some scientific tests performed by the Royal Armory. That is why early guns were so interesting to commanders- despite being slower to load and less accurate then either longbow or crossbow, they could consistently punch through armor.

Posted by: Grey Fox, crouched in his mountain fastness at May 24, 2012 08:05 AM (IVXU2)

205 Posted by: David of PA at May 24, 2012 12:01 PM (tPdIW)

I stand by it.  Don't get me wrong, I liked Bebop well enough, I just don't think it's The Greatest Anime Ever.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 24, 2012 08:06 AM (8y9MW)

206 Posted by: Nash Rambler at May 24, 2012 12:04 PM (vXucy)

Actually that's a pretty good answer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 24, 2012 08:06 AM (nEUpB)

207 He doesn't know which dog ate his birth certificate, so he just eats them at random, trying to get lucky and find it.

Posted by: And Irresolute at May 24, 2012 08:06 AM (RC3M9)

208 When ever people raise and outcry against capital punishment people like those scum in CT come along to refute the argument against it.


The biggest argument for it is that the scum will NEVER kill anyone else. There is ZERO recidivism after death.

Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2012 08:07 AM (YdQQY)

209 My SIL, BIL, and niece are vegan, and they do not look like that. They do not look good, but not like that.

Posted by: thunderb at May 24, 2012 12:04 PM (Dnbau)



Would they look like that if they had heart problems along with their vegan diet?

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2012 08:07 AM (X6akg)

210

>>I know nothing about the internets and this may be a crap answer, but I'm under the impression that every time I unplug my modem my service provider assigns me a different IP address.

 

At least some of the time, Pixy bans a range of ip addresses, which is why innocent people (and/or RINOs) get caught in the net.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 24, 2012 08:07 AM (XdlcF)

211

I stand by it. Don't get me wrong, I liked Bebop well enough, I just don't think it's The Greatest Anime Ever.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart


***

Fair enough

Posted by: David of PA at May 24, 2012 08:09 AM (tPdIW)

212 I know nothing about the internets and this may be a crap answer, but I'm under the impression that every time I unplug my modem my service provider assigns me a different IP address.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at May 24, 2012 12:04 PM (vXucy)



Depend on your service provider.  My modem has been down for days because of power outages, twice, and my IP/hash doesn't change.

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2012 08:10 AM (X6akg)

213 Vegan diet gives you extreme flatulence. Clinton just unloaded and now his skin is all floppy until he fills up again. The science is settled people.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2012 08:10 AM (XBdI0)

214 @173 Sarah Elizabeth Cupp

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 24, 2012 08:10 AM (dL9LY)

215 Off non topic - I wish someone would pursue the whole Whitaker bribing Wright not to speak. The same Whitaker who got FLOTUS a no show job. The same Whitaker who got nearly 6 million in sweet, sweet government contract gig. The same Whitaker whose contract administrators were accused of siphoning off 500,000 thou for personal use, and then silence about a prosecution. The same Whitaker who takes every Christmas and Fourth of July holiday with the Obamas. Where did he get the money he was going to use for the bribe? Has he bribed anyone else? Did the President know about his activities? What did he know and when did he know it? Whitaker is the story, not Wright.

Posted by: thunderb at May 24, 2012 08:12 AM (Dnbau)

216 My college roommate's pron name is Barko Meyers, which really doesn't do the trick.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 24, 2012 08:15 AM (kb9F1)

217 Romney will not be picking a woman. No way.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 24, 2012 08:16 AM (M65mm)

218 The biggest argument for it is that the scum will NEVER kill anyone else. There is ZERO recidivism after death. Any of you who make it to the other side of the impending collapse and have a say in the rebuilding, please consider whether government monopoly of force is as good an idea as we've been brainwashed to believe that it is. No matter what controls people establish, everything always eventually devolves into might-makes-right. "The best laid schemes o' mice an' men. . . "

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at May 24, 2012 08:19 AM (p7SSh)

219 Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2012 12:10 PM (X6akg)

You have something called a static ip, which doesn't change very often.

Some systems use dynamic ip, which changes all the time, including every time the system resets.

But let's not ignore the 800 pound gorilla....we are on a blog that uses lousy 1995 software. None of these accidental bannings would be an issue if this were running on Wordpress.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 24, 2012 08:19 AM (nEUpB)

220 I got muffin.

Posted by: sandra fluke at May 24, 2012 08:21 AM (NG097)

221

@David - the conclusion left me severely wanting.  Except for Ed & Ein, none of the characters came out of the show any better than they went in.  If that was the writers' goal, then bravo, they accomplished it.  It made me want to grab the TV and shake it over my head while I yelled, "You had such a better fucking thing if you would just move on instead of being a broody asshole!"

Posted by: reason at May 24, 2012 08:32 AM (F26eZ)

222

"I got muffin"

 

OMG, meeee tooo!

 

Usually I go with the lemon poppyseed, but today just felt like an orange-cranberry day, you feel me, Sandy?  It's like I woke up, and my tummy was all, "muffin!" and I was all "OK!" But then when I got to Einstein, my tummy was all, "not just any muffin, em-n-em!"

Posted by: Meghan McCain, the Smartest Person on MSNBC at May 24, 2012 08:34 AM (F26eZ)

223

"Barko "

 

This is an excellent pet-name, however.

Posted by: reason at May 24, 2012 08:35 AM (F26eZ)

224 Posted by: Feynmangroupie at May 24, 2012 11:23 AM (oI744)

Hey!  I went on your blog and saw the one-eyed dog.  Growing up I had a one-eyed Alaskan Malamute dog.  Lost his in a dogfight.  Coincidence?  I think not!

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 24, 2012 08:46 AM (ZtwUX)

225 120Penny Law

Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 11:41 AM (O3R/2)
A wild shot, but your last name wouldn't start with a "D," and the street wouldn't be in Cleveland Ohio, by any chance?

Nope.  There's a Law Street in San Diego.


Posted by: Jimbo at May 24, 2012 08:47 AM (O3R/2)

226 I always thought Stroker Ace would be a good porn name.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 24, 2012 08:48 AM (vXwX5)

227 My porn name is Katy Riopelle.  Wrong gender though...

Posted by: Smash'em at May 24, 2012 09:01 AM (/vXPy)

228 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2012 11:13 AM (7W3wI)

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