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January 24, 2012

Your Daily Koan, With Spiritual Guide Meghan McCain
— Ace

"I prefer people with personality and swagger as opposed to people that did really well in college and can now spout boring facts on command."

From the Meghan McCain's upcoming book, "The Wisdom of Lightning: A Polyesthetic Exploration of the Origins of Life."

Posted by: Ace at 03:54 PM | Comments (179)
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1 Take my big tits seriously!

Posted by: Meggie Mac at January 24, 2012 03:55 PM (23xg+)

2 >>>"I prefer people with personality and swagger as opposed to people that did really well in college and can now spout boring facts on command." You mean, like doctors 'n such?

Posted by: alexthedude at January 24, 2012 03:55 PM (TUF2e)

3 And I prefer stupid chicks with huge tits and no appreciable skills other than sucking the crome off my trailer hitch. It helps if they have famous fathers.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 24, 2012 03:56 PM (RtpCp)

4 Megan McCain is a blabbering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: mystery at January 24, 2012 03:56 PM (2qDRX)

5 I hate to say this, but everytime she says something super-dumb, my dick goes, "Hm?"

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2012 03:58 PM (nj1bB)

6 Porn's loss is The Daily Beast's... er, loss.

Posted by: alexthedude at January 24, 2012 03:58 PM (TUF2e)

7 If MM didn't have big cans, she would be a stupid flat chested ugly scrunt

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 24, 2012 03:58 PM (nTgAI)

8 "I prefer people with personality and swagger as opposed to people that did really well in college and can now spout two-dollar words like 'polyesthetic' on command."

FIFH

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 24, 2012 03:58 PM (FToTH)

9 I do not want to watch this .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 24, 2012 03:59 PM (npr0X)

10 With all apologize to retards.....What a fucking retard.

Posted by: Bosk at January 24, 2012 03:59 PM (n2K+4)

11 Hey MM... swallow my swagger

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 24, 2012 03:59 PM (nTgAI)

12 would that ambulatory house plant ever recognize a personality, even if someone with one gave her a facial?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 24, 2012 04:00 PM (8MasJ)

13 let me put my facts in you

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2012 04:00 PM (nj1bB)

14 she doesn't look retarded. is the Mayo clinic working on this?

Posted by: i like anchors 2012 at January 24, 2012 04:00 PM (LCZ3l)

15 Actually I kind of thought Megan McCain was ghost writing ACE's most recent rants against Newt Gingrich. Just sayin.

Posted by: HondaV65 at January 24, 2012 04:00 PM (Wm6n5)

16 Megan McCain...... Ace's viagra....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 24, 2012 04:01 PM (2mOHT)

17 Spit or swallow?

Posted by: Bosk at January 24, 2012 04:01 PM (n2K+4)

18 If a ball gag is available for her Megs can polyesthetic my dinoflagellate.

Posted by: alexthedude at January 24, 2012 04:02 PM (TUF2e)

19 Go away, stupid fat broad who won the sperm lottery. Nobody cares what you think, other than the MSM, who use your idiotic pronouncements and your surname to try to smear the GOP

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 24, 2012 04:03 PM (AxHOT)

20 Every time my dick goes hm , I'm usually poorer in fractions of seconds .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 24, 2012 04:04 PM (npr0X)

21 I'd prefer to see MM's pendulous swinging jugs on Dana Perino.

Posted by: BuckIV at January 24, 2012 04:04 PM (AtjNL)

22 She's nice smooth and got no wrinkles, Dry skin days don't test her, She feels so nice against my back, My Darlin' Polly Esther! Oh I love polyester!

Posted by: cackfinger at January 24, 2012 04:04 PM (a9mQu)

23 I'll decide who wins, thank you.

Posted by: ace, Head Judge of the Sperm Lottery at January 24, 2012 04:04 PM (nj1bB)

24 between Meghan's thighs, wisdom lies

Posted by: Lenny Bruce / Leonard Alfred Schneider at January 24, 2012 04:04 PM (UqKQV)

25 What a coincidence, my left nut is named "swagger" and the right one is "personality". And I do a lot of boring on command.

Posted by: wooga at January 24, 2012 04:04 PM (vjyZP)

26 What is this, a double post about watching paint dry?

Posted by: sTevo at January 24, 2012 04:04 PM (VMcEw)

27 Is it time for a Meghan McCain/Chelsea Clinton mud wrestling match?

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 04:05 PM (fM4AU)

28 maybe, just maybe ( like Hazel ) she has two vaginas

one to talk out of, the other for fun

Posted by: Lenny Bruce / Leonard Alfred Schneider at January 24, 2012 04:05 PM (UqKQV)

29 Wait, a woman prefers a loud braggart over a bookish guy? Have scientists and the media been notified? This could complete change everything about the understanding of human pair bonding!

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 24, 2012 04:05 PM (FsqHK)

In this time of dissension, backbiting, frustration, and bitter recrimination among the moron horde, there is still something that brings us back together and share once again a spirit of amicable unity: mocking Meggy Mac.

She is proof that nothing exists without a purpose.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 24, 2012 04:06 PM (qMs8j)

31 I'd prefer to see MM's pendulous swinging jugs on Dana Perino.

Posted by: BuckIV at January 24, 2012 08:04 PM (AtjNL)

No man... don't taint a good thing

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 24, 2012 04:06 PM (nTgAI)

32 Fuckin' Facts, how do they work?

Posted by: Big Juggy 2 Dope at January 24, 2012 04:06 PM (TUF2e)

33 That bitch makes my head hurt from teh stupid.

Posted by: Andy at January 24, 2012 04:06 PM (XG+Mn)

34 Maggie prefers style over substance? I'm flabbergasted.

Posted by: Helpful Pundit at January 24, 2012 04:07 PM (jiwQf)

35 Paul Simon learned The Truth from me, you know. Said so on his song

Paul Simon the Jooooo singer, not the bow-tied Senator

Posted by: Lenny Bruce / Leonard Alfred Schneider at January 24, 2012 04:07 PM (UqKQV)

36 Bitch please.

Posted by: Blaster at January 24, 2012 04:07 PM (Fw2Gg)

37 This. This is an Ivy-League education at its finest.

Posted by: Penfold at January 24, 2012 04:07 PM (1PeEC)

38 Fat slut say what?

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at January 24, 2012 04:07 PM (hRH92)

39 Ace,she is so dumb she will actually believe you when you tell her you wont cum in her mouth.

Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2012 04:08 PM (7W3wI)

40 ?? I thought we already covered venereal pustules?

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at January 24, 2012 04:08 PM (K1qrq)

41 "Just the tip,Meg"

Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2012 04:09 PM (7W3wI)

42 how does she have over 130,000 followers on twitter. WTF?

Posted by: Ben at January 24, 2012 04:09 PM (UvdzB)

43 Pardon me going to watch an episode of Archer on Netflix while the wife is bowling.

Posted by: Blaster at January 24, 2012 04:09 PM (Fw2Gg)

44 27 Is it time for a Meghan McCain/Chelsea Clinton mud wrestling match? Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 08:05 PM (fM4AU) Can we sub in the hot Greg Kuhnsman daughter for Chelsea? PLZZZZZ?

Posted by: The Republican Larry Flint at January 24, 2012 04:09 PM (TUF2e)

@3: "And I prefer stupid chicks with huge tits and no appreciable skills other than sucking the crome off my trailer hitch. It helps if they have famous fathers."

All I want is a girl with an ass like a ten year-old boy, tits that will make you beg for buttermilk, and the ability to suck-start a leaf blower. It helps if they have boring, dickless husbands, too.

Posted by: Simon, the Used Car Salesman, er...spy. Yeah, spy. at January 24, 2012 04:09 PM (FsqHK)

The best way to spark interest is to say something interesting. Try again, Meghan.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 04:09 PM (O7ksG)

47 I'd still hit it.

Posted by: That guy who says he'd hit it in this kind of thread. at January 24, 2012 04:10 PM (/cFW6)

48 If Joe is saying nasty things, That don't follow decorum, Don't fret, grab your old five string, And banjo from the forum! Just Ban Joe from the forum!

Posted by: cackfinger at January 24, 2012 04:10 PM (a9mQu)

49 In short, McBoobies has told us her fave song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEU_5lVjRFQ

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 24, 2012 04:10 PM (QQAJP)

50 Her daddy done raised a retard.

Posted by: Chas at January 24, 2012 04:10 PM (au1PY)

51 MM on Twitter: "I won't date a vegan."

Posted by: Helpful Pundit at January 24, 2012 04:11 PM (jiwQf)

We wrote a song called "Thar She Blows" about Meggie Mac:

I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car
She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's
She had boobs like watermelons and breath like rotten eggs

I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes
'Cause you're lookin' at me like I'm a side of fries
I wanna take your chubby ass back to my place
Squirt my baby gravy all over your face, yeah

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows
(Woah, woah) Thar she blows
Fat girl, she's everything I wanted and more
Fat girl, she can't fit through the door
(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

I wanna prove to you my feelings are for real
So I'm gonna buy you a million Happy Meals, yeah
I want a chunk o' that body, if you only let me in
I wanna sink my summer sausage into that double-chin yeah!

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows
(Woah, woah) Thar she blows
Fat girl is ridin' my jock again
Fat girl is snackin' on my cock again
Ouch, don't bite

My friends keep telling me I must be going blind
'Cause you've got cottage cheese all over your behind, yeah
Even though some people point and laugh at us
You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a bus

Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again
Fat girl, where does your neck begin?

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows
Fat girl, put my hot dog into your bun
Fat girl, you're really, really tons of fun!
(Woah, woah) Thar she blows
(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

You're my fat, fat girl, oh
You know I really love you
'Cause you're my fat, fat girl, oh

Come here baby, where you goin'?
Haha, you're a cow!
Come here baby, hey

I love you
I can't live without you
I can't live without you
Come here, hey! *whistle*
Come here!

It's like a jungle in my apartment, dude!
All these hot bitches, and that one Fat Girl.

There's even a video: http://tinyurl.com/865jz2q

Posted by: Steel Panther at January 24, 2012 04:11 PM (RtpCp)

53 All I want is a girl with an ass like a ten year-old boy, Posted by: Simon, the Used Car Salesman, er...spy. Yeah, spy. at January 24, 2012 08:09 PM (FsqHK) This part of line has always disturbed me.

Posted by: alexwest at January 24, 2012 04:11 PM (TUF2e)

54 I like the more sexy, more mature Meghan. She's coming into her own, like a boss.

Posted by: Fritz at January 24, 2012 04:12 PM (3raPN)

55 Well, with what is crawling around down there, any oral would probably involve sentient creatures.

Posted by: Penfold at January 24, 2012 04:12 PM (1PeEC)

56 47 I'd still hit it. Posted by: That guy who says he'd hit it in this kind of thread. at January 24, 2012 08:10 PM (/cFW6) Ditto.

Posted by: Ike Turner at January 24, 2012 04:12 PM (TUF2e)

57 43 Pardon me going to watch an episode of Archer on Netflix while the wife is bowling. Posted by: Blaster at January 24, 2012 08:09 PM (Fw2Gg) Only Season One is streaming. Booo.

Posted by: wooga at January 24, 2012 04:13 PM (vjyZP)

58 You Meggie Mac gives lie to the "rich are the most productive" meme constantly pushed by Rush.

Posted by: President Chet Roosevelt at January 24, 2012 04:13 PM (caupe)

59 The most recent episode of Archer was great, Burt Reynolds was in it. And he was doing Archer's mom.

Posted by: Penfold at January 24, 2012 04:14 PM (1PeEC)

60 I guess that means I've got her vote! Fabulous!!!

Posted by: Richard Simmons at January 24, 2012 04:14 PM (ksQuw)

61 Say what you want about Meghan. She is West Virginia hot. Like an 11.

Posted by: sTevo at January 24, 2012 04:14 PM (VMcEw)

62 It's true, though. The people on Jeopardy are pretty boring.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 04:14 PM (O7ksG)

63 "61 Say what you want about Meghan. She is West Virginia hot. Like an 11." New Gingrich's second wife is still a West Virginia 8.

Posted by: wooga at January 24, 2012 04:15 PM (vjyZP)

64 MM's deep thoughts on the debate last night:

Last nightÂ’s Florida debate had an entirely different feel than the South Carolina debates - much calmer and with less interaction from the audience.

Posted by: Einstein at January 24, 2012 04:15 PM (/k6XL)

65 Translation. Substance means nothing to me. I am only impressed by style.

Other similar statements.

I read books for the illustrations. The Constitution doesn't have any.

I only drink Coors Light because their cans are shiny.

When I buy a car, I just walk into the dealer and point at the color I like.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at January 24, 2012 04:15 PM (0q2P7)

66 Um, yeah, her Twits will be spoken in the same sentence as Shakespeare and Voltaire all right...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 24, 2012 04:15 PM (d0Tfm)

67 She's deep. Or thick.

Posted by: frankly at January 24, 2012 04:16 PM (+QC41)

68 ChadPergram Boehner will call House to order at 8:30 pm et for State of the Union. Biden will come in shortly after that. Obama announced just after 9.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 04:17 PM (d6QMz)

69 "maybe, just maybe ( like Hazel ) she has two vaginas

"one to talk out of, the other for fun"

They all have two vaginas.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 24, 2012 04:18 PM (FToTH)

70 I'd hammer her like she was the only spear that could kill the dragon Vermithrax Perjorative.

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2012 04:18 PM (nj1bB)

71 Fat bottom girls make the rockin' world go round!

Posted by: Swagger Lee at January 24, 2012 04:18 PM (j+Izh)

72 Mehgan likes what Meghan likes. Personally I like incoherent punk rockers who threaten suicide live on stage, audience machine massacres, shove microphones up their butt, knock their own teeth out, punch people in the audience or hit them with folding chairs, allows people to throw bottles at him while he performs, and who die of drug overdoses, when they can't think up any more song lyrics about piss, shit, racism, arson, rape, or piss. Okay, maybe that's a lie.

Posted by: cackfinger at January 24, 2012 04:18 PM (a9mQu)

Fat girl smells like yeast

Not pizza crust, melted cheese

Meghan needs a bath

Posted by: ErikW at January 24, 2012 04:18 PM (98qlF)

74 65 I drink Coors Light because it is the same going out as it was going in.

Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2012 04:18 PM (7W3wI)

75 Id rather watch her do a slow motion run on the beach filmed by the camera crew from BayWatch than the SoU.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 24, 2012 04:20 PM (sb3kT)

76 Facts like the 4 food groups? 1. Dark chocolate 2. White chocolate 3. Milk Chocolate 4. Macadamia nuts

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 24, 2012 04:20 PM (j+Izh)

77 Bill O'Reilly is a piece of shit, for numerous reasons. Carry on.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 04:20 PM (fM4AU)

78 What? Obama taught a class that was referred to as Saul Alinsky 101 in college?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 04:21 PM (piMMO)

79 That damn Gardasil did it again!

Posted by: Michelle Bachman at January 24, 2012 04:21 PM (UvR6d)

80 All my panties commit suicide!

*tee hee hee*

Posted by: Meggie Mac at January 24, 2012 04:21 PM (soZKf)

Personally I like incoherent punk rockers who threaten suicide live on stage

Thanks for the support.

Posted by: G.G. Allin at January 24, 2012 04:22 PM (3SvjA)

82 facts you have to repeat on command: 1. oh my god, you're so pretty, do you model? 2. oh you don't? when did you quit? 3. we should go somewhere we could talk alone, like the bathroom

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2012 04:22 PM (nj1bB)

83 "66 Um, yeah, her Twits will be spoken in the same sentence as Shakespeare and Voltaire all right..."

I think you might be the first person ever to do that

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 24, 2012 04:22 PM (QQAJP)

84 77 Bill O'Reilly is a piece of shit, for numerous reasons.

Can't be repeated enough.

Posted by: Cast Iron at January 24, 2012 04:22 PM (EL+OC)

85 If you are waiting for words of wisdom from that bimbo, I hope you have eternity.

Didn't she complain once about not being able to get a date? Her problem is she aims too high, wanting sentience too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 24, 2012 04:22 PM (BhuDE)

86 I swear, this fat cow doesn't know what toilet paper is.

...just kill me now...

Posted by: Meggie Mac's Panties at January 24, 2012 04:23 PM (soZKf)

87 I'd hit that like Michael J. Fox playing Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Posted by: garrett doesn't know what this means at January 24, 2012 04:23 PM (QGNxr)

OK, so the blonde chick with the big boobs wants to be entertained by people, rather than deal with someone who actually knows something. Next week's headline:

Bear Craps in Woods

Posted by: Optimizer at January 24, 2012 04:23 PM (As94z)

89 27 Is it time for a Meghan McCain/Chelsea Clinton mud wrestling match?

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 08:05 PM (fM4AU)

Lets keep the posts to the current thread topic, not a previous thread topic.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at January 24, 2012 04:23 PM (C2//T)

90 You people are rude and thoughtless. I know I said "emoticon" on tv one day. Okay twice in one day. Okay twice in one segment.

You know I meant "immodium."

Posted by: Meggie McHams at January 24, 2012 04:24 PM (lXi+d)

91 I'd rather watch SCOAMF deliver a SOTU speech than listen to pearls of wisdom from Meggie.

Posted by: Retread at January 24, 2012 04:24 PM (joSBv)

92 AllahPundit weeps.

Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2012 04:24 PM (7W3wI)

93 What a perfectly good waste of a fat vagina!

Posted by: Meggie Mac's Panties at January 24, 2012 04:24 PM (soZKf)

94 On average, I'd have to say that MM and Ann Coulter have perfect bodies.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 24, 2012 04:25 PM (j+Izh)

95 76 1. Salt 2. Fat 3. Meat 4. Beer

Posted by: fb at January 24, 2012 04:25 PM (/cFW6)

96 @53: All I want is a girl with an ass like a ten year-old boy,
Posted by: Simon, the Used Car Salesman, er...spy. Yeah, spy. at January 24, 2012 08:09 PM (FsqHK)
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This part of line has always disturbed me.

Posted by: alexwest at January 24, 2012 08:11 PM (TUF2e)

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I see nothing wrong with it.

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at January 24, 2012 04:25 PM (FsqHK)

97 If Meggie slid off her bed, would she leave a stretch mark?

Posted by: Cast Iron at January 24, 2012 04:25 PM (EL+OC)

98 Stupidity on that level endangers the planet.

Planet: A celestial body that doesn't burn and shit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 24, 2012 04:25 PM (7utQ2)

99 Ace, the Cursed Wyrm of Thrace was killed by the remote detonation of a resurrected wizard in contact with it's lower extremities occuring in flight and preceded by lightning bombardment. The spear was just a red herring. It did get hammered a lot though. Probably so did that woman who dressed up like a dude. Peter McNichol looked pretty ready.

Posted by: cackfinger at January 24, 2012 04:26 PM (a9mQu)

100 I'd ground pound Meghan like she was the original wildcat in the Bakken Formation.

Posted by: Fritz at January 24, 2012 04:27 PM (3raPN)

101 The Polar Ice Caps Melt

Posted by: sTevo at January 24, 2012 04:27 PM (VMcEw)

102 WTF with my hash ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 24, 2012 04:27 PM (nTgAI)

103 Did she really say that?

Posted by: mare at January 24, 2012 04:27 PM (A98Xu)

104 oops, wrong thread

Posted by: sTevo at January 24, 2012 04:27 PM (VMcEw)

105 I'd ground pound Meghan like she was the original wildcat in the Bakken Formation. Posted by: Fritz at January 24, 2012 08:27 PM

Drill, baby, drill.

Posted by: Meggie McHams at January 24, 2012 04:27 PM (lXi+d)

106
Undeniable Factoid: Meggy McCain has a very large and imposing ass not dissimilar to The Wookie's, and it's laden with cellulite that resembles the ass on a Texas horned toad.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 24, 2012 04:27 PM (TkGkA)

107 Ace, just a theory, but I'll bet you get a hard-on every time her wisdom appears in print. C'mon, admit it.

Posted by: Radar at January 24, 2012 04:28 PM (FE9Vt)

108

@72: "Personally I like incoherent punk rockers who threaten suicide live on stage, audience machine massacres, shove microphones up their butt, knock their own teeth out, punch people in the audience or hit them with folding chairs, allows people to throw bottles at him while he performs, and who die of drug overdoses, when they can't think up any more song lyrics about piss, shit, racism, arson, rape, or piss."

So, how you doin'?

Posted by: Zombie GG Allin at January 24, 2012 04:28 PM (FsqHK)

109 Kind of OT, but the Two Vagina Lady: are they side by side or stacked up and down?

Posted by: runninrebel at January 24, 2012 08:27 PM (N/1Dm)

Don't get picky

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 24, 2012 04:28 PM (nTgAI)

110
Living proof that the WonderBra was invented so that men would actually talk to women.......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 24, 2012 04:28 PM (XCHGh)

111 Seriously people. You should see what I see after this fat blimp with tits eats Mexican food. She can shit through a screen door without hitting metal.

Please. Somebody just throw me in the fireplace. Please!

Posted by: Meggie Mac's Panties at January 24, 2012 04:28 PM (soZKf)

112 And on a completely unrelated note- I would like to endorse my father for President of the United States.

Posted by: Meggie Mac at January 24, 2012 04:28 PM (O/onO)

113 @45-- You've memorized every Bill Paxton line, ever, haven't you?

And don't count me in with those bimbos who prefer swagger over intellect. I loves me some smart men.

Posted by: AngelEm at January 24, 2012 04:28 PM (94jbd)

114 If a bed fell on Meggie, would it smooth out her stretch marks?

Posted by: Cast Iron at January 24, 2012 04:28 PM (EL+OC)

115 53 All I want is a girl with an ass like a ten year-old boy, Posted by: Simon, the Used Car Salesman, er...spy. Yeah, spy. at January 24, 2012 08:09 PM (FsqHK) This part of line has always disturbed me. It don't matter, as long as it's ~~Arcturian~~ ten.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 24, 2012 04:29 PM (2jQGY)

116 "Have you met my wife Meghan?"

Something no man on Earth is willing to say.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 24, 2012 04:29 PM (BhuDE)

117 I see nothing wrong with it. Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at January 24, 2012 08:25 PM (FsqHK) That just because you stop at the boy-ass before you get to the buttermilk breasts...

Posted by: alexwest at January 24, 2012 04:29 PM (TUF2e)

118

I told MM that it was chilly outside adn she went and grabbed a bowl

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 24, 2012 04:30 PM (nTgAI)

119 Screw you, html formatting. Screw you like a 12 year old.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 24, 2012 04:30 PM (2jQGY)

120 MM broke her leg and gravy poured out

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 24, 2012 04:31 PM (nTgAI)

121 Question:

Should a normal vagina look like a fat pack of hotdogs?

No?

oh dear......

Posted by: Meggie Mac's Panties at January 24, 2012 04:31 PM (soZKf)

122
Is Meggy Johnny Mac's spawn, or was she a product of Cindy and John Travolta's midnight assignation when she appeared in that faggy dance movie?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 24, 2012 04:31 PM (TkGkA)

123 78 What? Obama taught a class that was referred to as Saul Alinsky 101 in college?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 08:21 PM (piMMO)

Yeah, that sounds somewhat unlikely. An Intro to Alinsky sounds like more of a 312 course to me.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 24, 2012 04:31 PM (KI/Ch)

124

Posted by: Zombie GG Allin at January 24, 2012 08:28 PM

I was here first, mother fucker.

Posted by: G.G. Allin at January 24, 2012 04:31 PM (3SvjA)

125 If you need a wingman on this one ace , trust me , I'll take the fat one .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 24, 2012 04:32 PM (npr0X)

126 Joke person?

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 24, 2012 04:32 PM (2YIVk)

127
With Meggy the best way to find the honey pot is roll her in flour and hit the wet spot!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 24, 2012 04:33 PM (TkGkA)

128 129 With Meggy the best way to find the honey pot is roll her in flour and hit the wet spot! Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 24, 2012 08:33 PM (TkGkA) NOOOO! BEEEES!

Posted by: Nicolas Cage at January 24, 2012 04:33 PM (TUF2e)

129

Give O'Reilly credit for at least bringing up Alinsky. The treatment was kind of weak, though.

I mean, what the hell does anybody THINK a "community organizer" does? Organize communities? Who pays them? Local governments organize communities by definition. "Community organizer" is another left-wing euphemism for "grassroots socialist aggitator".

Realistically, why the hell is anybody still debating or questioning whether Obama is a Socialist? When the guy ran for his State Senate position, he ran on both the Democratic Party, and a local party called the New Party. The New Party is a bona fide socialist party, and so Obama is - quite literally - a card carrying socialist. Add to that his every decision has been anti-private enterprise, and what's left to prove?

The guy could come out and admit it (as he virtually has, many times), and people still wouldn't except it.

Posted by: Optimizer at January 24, 2012 04:34 PM (As94z)

130
Meggy could win Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, but she's allergic to anything resembling a dick.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 24, 2012 04:34 PM (TkGkA)

131 You know, I'm no fan of Chelsea Clinton, yet she seems to have the sense enough to keep her pie hole shut about things like this.

Meggy is an attention whore. Can't we marry her off to someone deserving... like, oh, I don't know, one of Pelosi's kids?

Posted by: shibumi at January 24, 2012 04:35 PM (z63Tr)

132 Every time Megpie appears on camera, corn starch futures skyrocket.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 24, 2012 04:35 PM (j+Izh)

133 This girl farts like Obama stammers: Often and sloppy.

Posted by: Meggie Mac's Panties at January 24, 2012 04:35 PM (soZKf)

134 You have to admire the bravery it takes to be the poster child for failed parenting techniques.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at January 24, 2012 04:35 PM (0q2P7)

135 135 Every time Megpie appears on camera, corn starch futures skyrocket. Posted by: bergerbilder at January 24, 2012 08:35 PM (j+Izh) SELL SELL SELL!!! They fall becAAAUSE SHE CAN'T EAT ON TV!!!

Posted by: Jim Cramer at January 24, 2012 04:36 PM (TUF2e)

136
Meggy Mac who?

-Johnny Mac

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 24, 2012 04:36 PM (TkGkA)

137 The poor dumb cunt.

She had a rough childhood; the cat kept burying her in the sandbox.......

Posted by: Meggie Mac's Panties at January 24, 2012 04:36 PM (soZKf)

138 At least Newt never shot anything like her outta his dick.....

Posted by: Meggie Mac's Panties at January 24, 2012 04:38 PM (soZKf)

139
What does it mean when morons would pick Cindy McCain over Meggy for a cooter bump?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 24, 2012 04:38 PM (TkGkA)

140 Mehgan's tits swagger!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 04:38 PM (niZvt)

141 No live blog?

Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2012 04:39 PM (X6akg)

142 MEGGIE MAC'S PANTIES ON A ROLL!!!!! I wouldn't eat that.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 24, 2012 04:40 PM (jucos)

143
Meggy McCain invented the donkey punch!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 24, 2012 04:40 PM (TkGkA)

144 "I prefer people with personality and swagger as opposed to people that did really well in college and can now spout boring facts on command."

What, like Palin? Meghan the poor dear. Can't chalk it up to youth anymore.

Posted by: SarahW at January 24, 2012 04:40 PM (LYwCh)

145 OT: weirdest image I've seen in a while, http://tinyurl.com/63lvb5

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 24, 2012 04:42 PM (9eDbm)

146 I would rather watch Barack give Michele a mole frijole on the Resolute Desk.

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2012 04:42 PM (QGNxr)

147 I bet you visit GSGF for the articles, ace. Courtney Messerschmidt & Meghan McCain: Apples & Oranges...or Melons & firm, tart Limes?

Posted by: 66chevelle at January 24, 2012 04:42 PM (QjSgY)

148 She's giving beauty and fitness tips on her blog.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at January 24, 2012 04:44 PM (fYOZx)

149 Ace: Hey, didn't you roast MM once before and then backtrack on it? Don't you put us through that hell again, ace.

Posted by: mike at January 24, 2012 04:45 PM (RRSlp)

150 Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack won't attend SOTU. He's the "designated survivor" in case catastrophe strikes the Capitol.

If only.....

Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2012 04:45 PM (X6akg)

151 111 Kind of OT, but the Two Vagina Lady: are they side by side or stacked up and down? Posted by: runninrebel at January 24, 2012 08:27 PM It looks normal on the outside, but a double pussy on the inside. Just like Shep Smith.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 04:45 PM (niZvt)

152 ChadPergram Giffords office announces she will personally hand letter of resignation tomorrow to Boehner. Resignation effective at end of day.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 04:45 PM (d6QMz)

153
It looks normal on the outside, but a double pussy on the inside. Just like Shep Smith.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 08:45 PM (niZvt)

Posted by: StPatrick_ at January 24, 2012 04:46 PM (lJJMb)

Posted by: toby928© at January 24, 2012 04:46 PM (GTbGH)

155 So, will Bama try to out do himself this time and flip off the Supreme Court?

Posted by: mike at January 24, 2012 04:46 PM (RRSlp)

156 157
It looks normal on the outside, but a double pussy on the inside. Just like Shep Smith.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 08:45 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: StPatrick_ at January 24, 2012 08:46 PM (lJJMb

I meant to add: BURN. Outwitted by a keyboard.

Posted by: StPatrick_ at January 24, 2012 04:47 PM (lJJMb)

157 Shithead at comment 834 in the previous thread attempting to fuck up the blog again.

Posted by: buzzion at January 24, 2012 04:47 PM (GULKT)

158

Holy Shit! I found Meggie Mac's Autobiography.

http://tinyurl.com/83joqpb

Posted by: Sharkman at January 24, 2012 04:47 PM (RtpCp)

159 how does she have over 130,000 followers on twitter. WTF?
Posted by: Ben at January 24, 2012 08:09 PM (UvdzB)

Everyone loves watching a train wreck.

It's like the Titanic; you know what's going to happen in the end but everyone is fascinated by the blood, tears and screams before.

Posted by: Obi Wan Lucky Bastard at January 24, 2012 04:47 PM (xqpQL)

160 Obama will supposedly start his speech around 9:06.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 04:48 PM (d6QMz)

161 161 Shithead at comment 834 in the previous thread attempting to fuck up the blog again.

Posted by: buzzion at January 24, 2012 08:47 PM (GULKT)

834? Jeez, I'm glad I came around late. None of you are interesting enough for 900 rounds of fill in the blank, and I'd have been no help either.

Posted by: StPatrick_ at January 24, 2012 04:49 PM (lJJMb)

162 Simultaneous multiple orgasms?

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 24, 2012 04:49 PM (j+Izh)

163 I'd hit it, but the second I came I'd get up, get dressed, and leave, all without saying a word or looking in her direction.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 24, 2012 04:49 PM (X3vSL)

164 Resignation effective at end of day.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 08:45 PM (d6QMz)

But she has that sweet, sweet life long pension.

Posted by: ErikW at January 24, 2012 04:50 PM (98qlF)

165 164 Obama will supposedly start his speech around 9:06.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 08:48 PM (d6QMz)

Obvious joke about him being late omitted for sensitivity reasons, and besides, it's only half funny.

Posted by: StPatrick_ at January 24, 2012 04:50 PM (lJJMb)

166 Which thread, buzzion?

Posted by: Y-not at January 24, 2012 04:51 PM (5H6zj)

167 Live blog up.

Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2012 04:51 PM (X6akg)

168 169 164 Obvious joke about him being late omitted for sensitivity reasons, and besides, it's only half funny.

Though he would only be 6min late for once.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 04:51 PM (d6QMz)

169 Yeah. She pretty much sucks. But I'd hit that zaftig blonde so hard something useful would suffer a career ending sprain.

Posted by: Crashpanic at January 24, 2012 04:54 PM (fsZum)

170 Vietnamese prison guard to Capt McCain - "I beat you so hard Joe, you kids be born fat, ugly, and stoopid!"

Posted by: Meggie Mac's Panties at January 24, 2012 05:05 PM (soZKf)

171 46 In lieu of saying something interesting, she can suck my cock like an industrial vacuum instead.

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at January 24, 2012 05:33 PM (J3/db)

172 61 Say what you want about Meghan. She is West Virginia hot. Like an 11.

That's one reason I live in California.

Posted by: Alex at January 24, 2012 05:49 PM (/yzYn)

173 Stupid editors. I wanted to call it "The Wisdom of Lightening: A Prophylactic Exploratory of the Whores in Life."

Posted by: meeeghan ( . Y . ) mccain at January 24, 2012 06:58 PM (sHY5w)

174 Fk a dk, I have swagger Magan.

Posted by: Raylan at January 24, 2012 07:19 PM (pixXL)

175 What is the point of Twitter?

So that people can impress the general public with the poor spelling, or that they can regale us endlessly with their banal thoughts? I get that it's instant, but the point of a brain is to, from time to time, link those instants into connected streams of coherence. Okay, I can see where transmitting the occasional fact from A to B might be of some interest. But if they're looking for a new torture to use at Gitmo, I suggest they just read them random Twitter feeds.

Posted by: dissent555 at January 24, 2012 07:48 PM (yR6A1)

176

Seen at Urban Dictionary:

"Swagger: how a dude without ass-wipe walks after shitting on the sidewalk or a cop car"

No, it's not really there...but give it time.

Posted by: 66chevelle at January 25, 2012 04:19 AM (QjSgY)

177 "Fat slut say what?"

What?

What?

I didn't understand that.

WHAT?

Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 25, 2012 09:35 AM (/AHDz)

178 steevy@92:
"AllahPundit weeps."

Those aren't tears.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 25, 2012 09:36 AM (/AHDz)

179
I'd still motorboat her.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 25, 2012 10:43 AM (QMtmy)