1 First!

2 Let it all burn.

3 Ooo, second.

4 And Rubio is upset about the joke. Switch parties already.

5 Rush has been calling them this forever.

6

I'll tell you one thing: The Democrats would never be talking about giving voting rights to 11 million undocumented Tea Partiers.

game. set. match.

7 I think we can triple that number, though.

8 Saw that some GOP rep said this at a rally with Marco Rubio, and Rubio blew a fucking gasket. Incidentally, in dinner table debate with a bunch of libs, I said that all this is is a scam to create 15 million new Democrat voters and surprisingly, no one objected to that assessment. GOP = Amnesty Int'l

9 I'll tell you one thing: The Democrats would never be talking about giving voting rights to 11 million undocumented Tea Partiers.



Philosophical question:   why is it that most illegal aliens support democrats?

10 More substantively, this is why I don't understand the GOP's kamikaze determination to pass this. It's so obvious how this is going to play out, yet here we are.

11 Will try and make the DC rally tomorrow. Anyone else think they're going?

12 More like 30 million and getting bigger every day.

13 It's all fun and games till someone puts an eye out.

14 Philosophical question: why is it that most illegal aliens support democrats?]

Besides Free Shit™?

15 13 It's all fun and games till someone puts an eye out. Posted by: © Sponge at June 18, 2013 02:38 PM (xmcEQ) Me lick you eyeball long time. (Japanese youths)

16 Rubio weeps like so many Iron Eyes Cody crying over the trash lined streets if Laredo, TX.

17 The NSA phone records must really have something on Rubio - no way any single person is this dumb.

18 Besides Free Shit™?


They can't all be about Free Shit™, can they?

19 The come from socialist shitholes. Its what they know.

20

The Dems would gladly disenfranchise 11 million tea partiers who are citizens of this country to help themselves.  They work hard to screw military voters every single election season and those folks are risking their lives.  Perhaps if someone punched Marco Rubio in the mouth, he wouldn't glare like a little bitch.

21 Rubio has Charlie Christ's number on speed dial. He'll be changing parties.

22 17 The NSA phone records must really have something on Rubio - no way any single person is this dumb. Posted by: Reality Man at June 18, 2013 02:40 PM (obXkJ) Meh. He's not dumb. He's just corrupt. Don't forget that a lot of supposedly conservative big money people (Koch's, Adelson among them) support amnesty.

23 Rubio can fuck off.

24 (Angry Glare)

25 I'm not trying to concern-troll with my question.  I'm just throwing it out there, wondering why MOST illegal aliens seem to go one way and not the other. 

Why is that?

Why wouldn't MOST illegals go in the other direction?

26

12 More like 30 million and getting bigger every day.

 

Yeah, Vic.

It's way more than merely "11 million".

 

Who the fuck came up with that number anyway?

 

When Reagan got snookered into signing the Amnesty Bill back in the 80s...it turned out to be 3 times as many people who signed up for it, and were given amnesty.

 

27 Weren't Rubio's parents LEGAL immigrants? How do they feel about this?

28 I'd like to see Rubio stand up for the prosperity of the citizens we already have first.

It's just that simple.  The rest can wait.

29 They can't all be about Free Shit™, can they?

Probably some media/education brainwashing as well.  They hear the teevee and their kids' teachers say Republicans only care about rich white people, they believe it.

30 I think that's why Cruz offered his amendment about voter registration. Expose the truth. They will not agree to that. Its all about illegals stealing elections.

31 28 Weren't Rubio's parents LEGAL immigrants? How do they feel about this? Posted by: © Sponge at June 18, 2013 02:42 PM (xmcEQ) Hang on a sec. Let me get them on the Ameche...

32 Philosophical question: why is it that most illegal aliens support democrats?

Posted by: EC at June 18, 2013 02:37 PM (GQ8sn)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Illegals hail from 3rd world socialist shitholes and can instantly familiarize themselves to democrats.

Hey, stick to what you know.

33 30 Million AMERICANS are out of work. How 'bout we concentrate on THEM for a little while instead of catering to LAW BREAKING CRIMINALS!?!?!?

34 The National Review piece in the sidebar is pretty brutal on Rubio.  If you're a Republican and you've lost them, you're probably actually a Democrat.

35 People, I gotta tell you that pretty much everyone one of the illegals that was going to vote already does.  When I lived in Conneticut you could see them being driven in vans to the voting places.  I used to work with some of those guys and they voted without regard to immigration status and nobody ever questioned them.  All you needed in CT to vote was a state issued ID card.  Bridgeport, New Haven, Stamford, etc. have been giving out ID cards for years no questions asked.  They claim it was to bring the undocumented people out of the shadows and to allow them to cash paychecks or get emergency care at the Hospital without fear of being deported.  If it was going on in Connecticut, it was happening in Spades in California and other Southwestern states.

36 Short term cheap labor is more valuable to the Rockefeller Republicans than long term political viability.

37

15...Me lick you eyeball long time.


 

(Japanese youths)

 

Harr.

I literally harr'd out loud. 

38 In the future, I recommend all "Gang of"s be dealt with by a "Posse of"

39 I think that's why Cruz offered his amendment about voter registration. Expose the truth. They will not agree to that. Its all about illegals stealing elections. Posted by: thunderb at June 18, 2013 02:42 PM (d4qj+) Where I agree with this, they're stealing elections regardless. They just want bigger numbers so they don't have to be but SO corrupt.

40 9 Philosophical question: why is it that most illegal aliens support democrats? Posted by: EC at June 18, 2013 02:37 PM (GQ8sn) Generations of commie Sandinista propaganda. Would not be surprised if the Mexican government is forcing them to go north of the border.

41

Let me illustrate why Hot Air commenters are some of the most ignorant suckers of cock on the "right"  with  the following exhibit:

 

So, despite a 10+ year window before any of these people are allowed to vote, youÂ’re willing to write them all off now rather than persuade them of the merits of conservatism? YouÂ’ve got 29% of the Hispanic vote now. Are you hoping to stretch it into 10%?

cam2 on June 18, 2013

 

What a fucking slapper.

 

Incidentally,  this is also Gabriel Malor's theory.

42 "They can't all be about Free Shit™, can they?"

Well we do tend to win about 25-30% of them, so no not every single one of them are all about free shit. 

43  The NSA phone records must really have something on Rubio - no way any single person is this dumb.

Posted by: Reality Man at June 18, 2013 02:40 PM (obXkJ)

 

 

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It  most certainly is a possibility.   I'm finding  nothing is too  underhanded and dirty for this regime.  They have no shame.

44 Philosophical question: why is it that most illegal aliens support democrats?

There's the immediate answer that Democrats are the ones supporting illegal activity by refusing to prosecute that sort of illegal activity.

There's the cultural answer that the majority of illegal immigrants in the US are from South and Central America, and come from a culture that is much more leftist than the US culture.

45 Good snark from NRO in the sidebar.

46 "I'll tell you one thing: The Democrats would never be talking about giving voting rights to 11 million undocumented Tea Partiers."

Republicans should have this tattooed on the inside of their eyelids in fluorescent ink: "IF CHUCK SCHUMER IS AVID TO PASS IT, THERE IS NO WAY A BILL IS GOOD FOR THE GOP."

You would think the tattoo would not be necessary. Yet apparently it is.

Of course, if you look at the Republicans on the Gang of 8, even if they had that regular reminder, they would still be pushing this crap for their own reasons.

Rube-io's reason? He intends to pull a Charlie Crist party jump eventually, so inflicting horrible damage to the GOP is actually a net positive for his long term plans.

McQueeg? He's narcissistically in love with his self-identification as a "maverick", and the media are regularly feeding back to him how amazingly super mavericky it is to betray his own party base.

Miss Lindsey? Everyone has known quietly for years that Sen. Graham has a taste for sleeping with men. It's becoming more clear that the Democrats must have caught him in bed at some point with not a man, but a boy.

47 11
Will try and make the DC rally tomorrow. Anyone else think they're going? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 02:38 PM (+98Gb)

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I work in the private sector, so no, I can't afford to go.

48 Rush has been calling them this forever.

And yet when Rush had the chance to lambast Rubio he softballed the interview instead.  Hannity did the same.  Ed Morrisey did as well, but that was expected.

I don't know why the kid gloves.  Rubio deserves every harsh criticism he gets on this.  He ran as being opposed to amnesty but barely warmed his Senate seat before flip-flopping.

49 > 15...Me lick you eyeball long time. what if I have really big eyeballs? Too beaucoup ?

50 36 The National Review piece in the sidebar is pretty brutal on Rubio. If you're a Republican and you've lost them, you're probably actually a Democrat. Posted by: Ian S. at June 18, 2013 02:44 PM (B/VB5) Weekly Standard and National Review are against Amnesty. Fuck, when you've lost Bill Kristol and Chris Buckley...

51 Would not be surprised if the Mexican government is forcing them to go north of the border. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 02:45 PM (+98Gb) Of course they are. Other than oil, that is how Mexico gets it dollars. And the oil only goes so far when your a corrupt semi-state

52 Philosophical question: why is it that most illegal aliens support democrats? Posted by: EC at June 18, 2013 02:37 PM (GQ8sn) Wouldn't you support the person who is giving you the get into the country free card, along with free medical care, free housing, free food and a free phone which will soon expand into free internet? The bigger question is why any of them would support the republicans.

53 Democrats count Illegals like they count the uninsured...with reckless abandon.

54

@26

 

My father in law had about 5 or 6 from Ecuador knock on his door last Monday morning about 6 a.m. looking for food.

He said they looked like they came from the city, and not from inland Mexico like prior illegals. He said one was wearing an Obama shirt. He asked them, and yeah, pretty much for the free stuff.  

55

I tell you, it would really cheese me off if I were illegal alien # 11,000,001 in line for amnesty.

56 51 what if I have really big eyeballs? Too beaucoup ? Posted by: Jones in CO at June 18, 2013 02:46 PM (8sCoq) You mean with raisins hot-glued on them?

57 yes, it's plainly obvious to any rational person that immigration = democrat voters anybody tells you different is ignorant or a liar

58 Let me illustrate why Hot Air commenters are some of the most ignorant suckers of cock on the "right" with the following exhibit:

So, despite a 10+ year window before any of these people are allowed to vote, youÂ’re willing to write them all off now rather than persuade them of the merits of conservatism? YouÂ’ve got 29% of the Hispanic vote now. Are you hoping to stretch it into 10%?
cam2 on June 18, 2013

What a fucking slapper.

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In order to protect conservatism, we must destroy conservatism.

59

Democrats in NY braked mostly populated by emigrants from former USSR Brighton Beach area in 2 different voting districts because they almost lost city council seat.

 

Democrats support only democrats voting emigration 

 

 

60 55 Democrats count Illegals like they count the uninsured...with reckless abandon. Posted by: dananjcon at June 18, 2013 02:46 PM (jvd3N) Democrats undercount illegals and over-count those without insurance. Bank on that.

61 Weren't Rubio's parents LEGAL immigrants?

Yes they were.  I remember the stories Rubio told about his bartender dad working his ass off in the back of the room, so he could one day be in the front of the room.


*golf clap*

62 Would not be surprised if the Mexican government is forcing them to go north of the border. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 02:45 PM (+98Gb) Actually, with the Mexican government being such a corrupt POS (actually worse than ours), they literally ARE forcing the citizens to flee. Unfortunately, Mexico sucks and until those people realize that they really need to have a revolution, we're fucked.

63 61 Democrats in NY braked mostly populated by emigrants from former USSR Brighton Beach area in 2 different voting districts because they almost lost city council seat. Democrats support only democrats voting emigration Posted by: redmonkey at June 18, 2013 02:47 PM (2R6mJ) It's why Bob Turner won the special election for Weiner's old seat.

64 I'm not trying to concern-troll with my question. I'm just throwing it out there, wondering why MOST illegal aliens seem to go one way and not the other.


Why do most blacks go one way and not the other? 

65 "The Democrats would never be talking about giving voting rights to 11 million undocumented Tea Partiers."

Wouldn't even give them ObamaPhones is my guess.

66 64 Actually, with the Mexican government being such a corrupt POS (actually worse than ours), they literally ARE forcing the citizens to flee. Unfortunately, Mexico sucks and until those people realize that they really need to have a revolution, we're fucked. Posted by: © Sponge at June 18, 2013 02:48 PM (xmcEQ) Fuck Syria. We should be arming those coming across the border and telling them to march on Mexico City. Not necessarily what SCOAMF/Steadman had in mind for F & F. Heh.

67

Let's recap:

--Our entire Congress is pandering to non-citizens.

--Our Congress and president are arming and aiding Al Qaeda.

--Our president and federal government is spying on everyone (except Muslims) and using that info for political purposes.

68 "Philosophical question: why is it that most illegal aliens support democrats?"

ObamaPhones and 3 separate IDs for all their needs.

69 Ace,

there is a mistake in ur post.  The quote in the article says "documented" when the original is "undocumented."

70 It's a good point, if a little hyperbolic. It's great to at least shatter the illusion that Democrats really just want What's Best For Brown People.

71

This is democrat's hero Bill Clinton:

Russian immigrants to Israel are one of the main obstacles to reaching a peace agreement with the Palestinians, former US President Bill Clinton said Tuesday to reporters in New York, according to Foreign Policy magazine.

 

Clinton expressed his fear that the large numbers of Russian immigrants and settlers serving in the IDF will make it hard for the army to confront the settlers if this should be required. An increasing number of IDF soldiers are children of Russians and settlers, who are those most strongly opposed to dividing the land, the former president said. He noted this was a serious problem, and that Israel had changed – some 16% of Israelis now speak Russian.

 

72

My father in law had about 5 or 6 from Ecuador knock on his door lastMonday morning about 6 a.m. looking for food.

 

A knock  on the door at 6 a.m. and I'm  preparing  to repel boarders.  I peek outside and the Chimichanga Squad is on my doorstep?  I'm activating the Death Blossom.

 

I'm  glad your father-in-law was okay.  That  would set off all kinds of alarm bells for me.

73

@64

A lot of the current ones I've been seeing lately aren't Mexicans at all. (Yay south Texas)

 

A lot of Ecuadorans, nicuragans, Hondurans...

 

From what I understand, the Mexicans don't take too kindly to illegals in their country. 

74 57 I tell you, it would really cheese me off if I were illegal alien # 11,000,001 in line for amnesty. Posted by: Joe at June 18, 2013 02:46 PM (7pOq5) Lyric suggestion for that Alanis Morisette tune.

75

Look thru the meeting notes from the latest Obamacare implementation committee on 5/29/13
 
http://tiny.cc/ac1vyw

 
Page 8 - Section 5000A(d)(3) provides that an individual is exempt for a month that the
individual is neither a citizen or national of the United States nor an alien lawfully
present in the United States.

- In other words, illegal aliens will be exempt from paying fines for having no coverage, while US citizens will not. Cause, you know, fairness...

76 More like 30 million and getting bigger every day.

I don't think it's quite that high- you'd have to believe that about 10% of the entire US population are illegal aliens.

However the 11 million figure is probably low balling it-  they've been using the same numbers for the better part of a decade.  I know a few people in ICE, they all say it's higher than 11M- probably closer to 20M.

77 Rubio  thinks there's a natural preference in the GOP for moderate presidential nominees.  My thinking is that there was no way any party was going to nominate a hick like Lincoln in 1860 unless there was a nationwide understanding that the country was going to Hell.  Well, we're pretty much in that predicament now, and the field is wide-open for a true Maverick.

78

65

Turner run in Qunce, Brighton Beach is in Brookly

79

24 Rubio can fuck off.

 

This x oo (that's how I type infiniti)

80

Of course, 11 million is lowballing the figure by about twenty million.   But beggars can't be choosers.

 

Except in the US, where beggars CAN be choosers   apparently, and regularly demand nicer    cellphones than    I can afford.

81 Taking the documentation from eleven million Tea Partiers and making sure their right-wing racism no longer infects American politics is an excellent idea. The only problem with Red States is they are full of Red Staters. Once your taxes have been properly adjusted to better bring about social and economic justice, including the environmental crimes of your ancestors, you won't be able to afford children. And the ones you do have will be educated by correctly-thinking persons in government schools. Then immigration will make an America that looks more like the rest of the world. It will be lovely.

82 In order to protect conservatism, we must destroy conservatism.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 18, 2013 02:47 PM (Hx5uv)

 

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It's perfect!  The liberals will  never see it coming!

83 73 Posted by: redmonkey at June 18, 2013 02:51 PM (2R6mJ) Fuck Bill Clinton. For the record, one charity I support is the FIDF (Friends of the IDF). Lying, amoral, sociopathic piece of shit.

84 This reminds me...

During hte convention Rubio was reportedly perturbed by Clint Eastwood's performance.  I'm starting to think Marco Rubio is humorless.

85 The most piffy statement on this from a few days ago was "you don't think the Democrats are pushing this to help Republicans do you".


And why do they support the FSA?


The 30% we are getting now has been steadily dropping even after the last amnesty bill. That 30% is dropping because it is mainly older Cubanos who ran from Castro and know what communism does.  The percentage of Mexicans and other Central Americans from socialist countries is increasing even as the 30% goes down.


And who want to spend 12 or more hours in a hot mid-CA farm field picking watermelons for Mr. Majestick for less than minimum wage when they can lay on their ass and collect welfare?

86 They will import Third World-style politics, and we'll get Third World-style government. The difference is that, unlike in Mexico where nothing works right and the government is too poor to create an effective police state, our new Mexicrat officials will have a First World-legacy apparatus at their disposal, including the NSA, ATF, etc. So our future: the tribalism and thuggery of the Third World, combined with the First World's ability to inflict it effectively.

87 82 Of course, 11 million is lowballing the figure by about twenty million. But beggars can't be choosers. Except in the US, where beggars CAN be choosers apparently, and regularly demand nicer cellphones than I can afford. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at June 18, 2013 02:52 PM (4df7R) If we're playing that game, most won't end up voting, so I'd say high-ball is 10 million actual voters. 8 million of which are hispanic.

88 You think this will be the last blanket amnesty? Come on...

89 Fuck Syria. We should be arming those coming across the border and telling them to march on Mexico City. Not necessarily what SCOAMF/Steadman had in mind for F & F. Heh. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 02:49 PM (+98Gb) Well, if our president had any balls, or congress for that matter, they would be doing exactly that. Go to WAR against the drug cartels. If America has a drug problem, the best thing to do is remove the SOURCE, not hope you can change the problem. When that asshole came up here and blamed America for Mexico's problem with the cartels, everyone in congress should've stood up and walked out. Then, passed a resolution to persuade Mexico to fix it's own ass instead of fucking us in ours.

90 80 65 Turner run in Qunce, Brighton Beach is in Brookly Posted by: redmonkey at June 18, 2013 02:52 PM (2R6mJ) I think gerrymandering included parts of Brooklyn. In any case, the district was/or will be soon redrawn and given to that fat fuck Ackerman.

91 Clinton expressed his fear that the large numbers of Russian immigrants and settlers serving in the IDF will make it hard for the army to confront the settlers if this should be required.

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So if the Israelis would just kill more of each other, our pals the Pali wouldn't have to?

92 So, I take it the NSA is tracking calls to and  from the US to foreign countries such as Mexico, El Salvador, Columbia, etc.

And if the NSA foiled a terrorist plot to bomb Wall Street by tracking phone calls to and from Yemen and Kansas, was the Occupy Wall Street movement involved?

93 Me lick you eyeball long time.



what if I have really big eyeballs? Too beaucoup ?

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 18, 2013 02:46 PM (8sCoq)

"She say, Rocky Mountain Brutha GI too beaucoup!"

* makes hand gesture for 'big' *

94 OT- Just got a Fox News alert that Chrysler has recalled 2.7m Jeeps. That's the sound of the US treasury taking it up the ass yet again from the car companies.

95 I peek outside and the Chimichanga Squad is on my doorstep? I'm activating the Death Blossom.

What if it was the Taco Bell dog?

96 It may be only 8 million voters but it will flip Texas with all its electoral votes. That is the whole point.

97 It's perfect! The liberals will never see it coming! Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 18, 2013 02:52 PM (CJjw5) In order to save capitalism, we must break the laws of capitalism.....

98
Incidentally, this is also Gabriel Malor's theory.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff




"It's all about the margin. GOP doesn't need 50% of Hispanic voters. But 35%? That's possible."

So for every vote the Reps get, the Dems get two.

Did they drop the math section on the LSAT?

99 Jay Leno is auditioning for sole ownership of 48% of the American viewing audience.

100  More like 30 million and getting bigger every day.

Posted by: Vic at June 18, 2013 02:38 PM (lZvxr)

 

Pretty soon there will not be anyone left in Mexico since they only have 100 million

 

101

@74

Actually they don't know how lucky they were. He was already up about to leave for work. As a typical sidearm though he dispenses with the pistols and goes strait to the Mossberg 500 persuader. Not the 7 shot, the 8. He would feel unarmed with only 7.

 

He lives on a ranch on HY 59 which is a major corridor from Laredo to Houston and San Antonio. The immigrants aren't so bad, its the smugglers who are really dangerous.

The worst is the cops don't really give a shit. He called them and they took 2 hours to get there, and by that time the illegals were gone. Its the wild west and we're on our own.

102

I'll tell you one thing: The Democrats would never be talking about giving voting rights to 11 million undocumented Tea Partiers.

 

Post this to a lefty:

 

Imagine the problem was millions of French-speaking, Republican-voting, white French  Canadians streaming over the northern border, settling in states that they believe rightfully belong to Canada.

 

You're still  advocating?  How about you, La Raza? 

103 Philosophical question: why is it that most illegal aliens support democrats? Ain't no philosophy about it. It can be summed up in two words: FREE SHIT

104
I'm activating the Death Blossom.



I prefer the Meteor Gun.

105 What makes this all terrifyingly laughable is the assumption that lawbreaking illegal immigrants will suddenly find Jesus and adhere to ALL the laws of the land once nationalized. (or whatever ya want to call it)...Amnified?? Proselytized?? Obamafied?

  

106 two words: Mariel Boatlift how'd that work out

107 "I'll tell you one thing: The Democrats would never be talking about giving voting rights to 11 million undocumented Tea Partiers."

Nor would the Republicans.

108 Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at June 18, 2013 02:52 PM (jCQ+I) Ok, now that was OBVIOUSLY a sock of a sock. NO WAY the real 'Mary' went out and learned to spell that good in that short of a timeframe.

109 "It's all about the margin. GOP doesn't need 50% of Hispanic voters. But 35%? That's possible."

So for every vote the Reps get, the Dems get two.

Did they drop the math section on the LSAT?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 18, 2013 02:55 PM (kdS6q)

 

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I'm sure my racism is blinding me to the cleverness contained within that plan.

110 If we're playing that game, most won't end up voting, so I'd say high-ball is 10 million actual voters. 8 million of which are hispanic.

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at June 18, 2013 02:53 PM (X4HxX)

 

Ten million may vote for themselves, but someone else will vote for the other twenty million or so.  Probably multiple times.

111 @100 - as some of us used to say in the '98-00 dotcom era, you'll lose money on every page view but you'll make it up in volume. Of course, that didn't make us any friends with the C-levels or deep-pocketed true believers on the board...

112 All the JEF talks about is flipping Texas. This is how he is gonna do it.

113 I'm not trying to concern-troll with my question. I'm just throwing it out there, wondering why MOST illegal aliens seem to go one way and not the other.

Better question- why should we give a shit about the opinions of foreign interlopers?

US policy should exist for the sole purpose of advancing US interests.  Not foreigners who managed to sneak in.

But to answer your question, the obvious answer is they support the party of Free Shit.

114 Weren't Rubio's parents LEGAL immigrants?


By definition all Cubans who land on our shores are legal immigrants.

115 Let's recap:

--Our entire Congress is pandering to non-citizens.

--Our Congress and president are arming and aiding Al Qaeda.

--Our president and federal government is spying on everyone (except Muslims) and using that info for political purposes.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at June 18, 2013 02:50 PM (NLH1M)

 

 

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I'm with ya'.  Something just doesn't smell right.

116 What if it was the Taco Bell dog?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 18, 2013 02:54 PM (B/VB5)

 

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Spine Stomp followed by  Sidearm  Corpse Toss.

117
I'm sure my racism is blinding me to the cleverness contained within that plan.

***

It's similar to how you can sell each individual item of inventory for under cost but make up for it in volume.

118
Go to WAR against the drug cartels. If America has a drug problem, the best thing to do is remove the SOURCE, not hope you can change the problem.



If we're going to annex their population, we might as well annex the whole shithole of a country.

119 91 Posted by: © Sponge at June 18, 2013 02:53 PM (xmcEQ) Fantasy press conference of Preezy Sefton: "Our southern border is a threat to our national security and sadly, the government of our neighbor to the south is either unable or unwilling to control this threat. Regretfully, I have ordered our armed forces to cross the border to a distance of 75 miles and establish a defensive zone to prevent encroachment by drug smugglers, terrorists and the impoverished peasants who are victims of their own government abuse and mismanagement. Our armed forces will remain in these positions indefinitely and will support the people in their efforts to remove the perpetually corrupt Mexican government from power and establishing a constitutional republic that can ensure the liberties of its citizens and regain the trust of the United States."

120

Maybe Rubbie was drinking that water because he has something to hide.

Like the Senator in the Godfather...maybe.

121 They will import Third World-style politics, and we'll get Third World-style government.

Will? Have you been to Mexifornia lately?

122  All the JEF talks about is flipping Texas. This is how he is gonna do it.

Posted by: thunderb at June 18, 2013 02:57 PM (d4qj+)

 

 

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And, unfortunately, it might work.

123 Pretty soon there will not be anyone left in Mexico since they only have 100 million

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at June 18, 2013 02:55 PM (R8hU

They are not ALL coming from Mexico, otherwise that would be true.

124 Mariel Boatlift how'd that work out Posted by: Jones in CO at June 18, 2013 02:56 PM (8sCoq) Worked out fine, but thanks for asking. Viva la carter, the dope

125 You know, after I listened to that wonderful video from the state senator from Louisiana, so erudite, so reasoned, so measured, so much a terrific history lesson, I realized that they may actually fear losing their black voting block and they desperately need to put another group on that democratic plantation, enter the illegal aliens granted amnesty and beholden until they realize what this democratic state senator realized and they abandon ship.  But, they figure they'll at least have them for a couple of generations.

126 But, but how many undocumented wacko birds can we figure on joining our ranks?

127 If we're going to annex their population, we might as well annex the whole shithole of a country.

They have oil.

If only GWB was the greedy imperial colonial grabbing-oil-fields-for-his-cronies expansionist dictator he was painted as, eh?

128 122 Maybe Rubbie was drinking that water because he has something to hide. Like the Senator in the Godfather...maybe. Posted by: Rev dr John Boehner at June 18, 2013 02:59 PM (raGXo) Did he bugger one of Harry Reid's throwaways?

129 But, but how many undocumented wacko birds can we figure on joining our ranks?

Twelve.

130 the last amnesty was at 3 times base and the media is admitting illegals are even now streaming across "el border"

if they say 11 it is 33 million or roughly a 10% of population cheat mode for democrats...

"ole"

add in the EPA's mad dash to turn Civics instruction into leftist indoctrination 101 and the Republic is fucked....

Art V break it up...

Conservatives silently donate to La Raza...

131 @121 - 10 miles would be enough. Maybe even 5.

132 The Democrats would never be talking about giving voting rights to 11 million undocumented Tea Partiers. Which is probably part of why they arenÂ’t working to reform the system for legal immigration. They donÂ’t trust Â’em to skew heavily D.

133 All the JEF talks about is flipping Texas. This is how he is gonna do it.

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I've got a plan.  If we can get enough undocumented citizens into Texas, the continent will tip and all the Mexican will slide in.

134

Maybe Rubbie was drinking that water because he has something to hide.

 

Maybe it wasn't water.

 

Vodka's clear and colorless, yeah?

135 They are not ALL coming from Mexico, otherwise that would be true. Posted by: Vic at June 18, 2013 03:00 PM (lZvxr) No but a great majority are coming THRU Mexico, because ya know Mexico being a sovereign shit hole, will not let them stay and suck the state dry.

136 133 @121 - 10 miles would be enough. Maybe even 5. Posted by: JEM at June 18, 2013 03:02 PM (o+SC1) Will take it under advisement. Maybe the initial operation will go deep than draw back.

137 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 02:58 PM (+98Gb) And there ya go. There was that story of the 75 or 80 year old Mexican farmer that fought off the cartel with rifles to protect his farm. They need to build a statue of that man in downtown Mexico City and honor him for the pride that he had. Maybe some of them fuckers would take some self pride and defend their homeland.

138 I have ordered our armed forces to cross the border to a distance of 75 miles and establish a defensive zone to prevent encroachment by drug smugglers, terrorists and the impoverished peasants who are victims of their own government abuse and mismanagement.>>

Will this be called the Atzlanistan war?

139 If we're going to annex their population, we might as well annex the whole shithole of a country. Indeed. They have oil.

140 No but a great majority are coming THRU Mexico, because ya know Mexico being a sovereign shit hole, will not let them stay and suck the state dry.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2013 03:02 PM (9Bj8R)

True, but his point was why isn't Mexico depopulating.

141 "Philosophical question: why is it that most illegal aliens support democrats?"

I've posted this thought before but it retains its relevance:

Let's posit an alternate reality where I'm a white illegal alien having snuck into a majority Hispanic country. I'm looking for whatever I can find that will make my life better than it was where I came from. If that's an under the table job, great. If it is government benefits, even better. If it is citizenship and lavish government benefits, that's the grand prize.

Party R in that country says, "Immigrants like you are welcome here but you have to go through the formal process. No queue jumping. Once you're a citizen, we expect you to work. Handouts will be few and far between and limited to the genuinely needy. And we intend to treat you just like any other citizen. No special favors."

Party D in that country says, "We offer you citizenship right away! Hell, we support your right to vote in our elections even BEFORE you get citizenship. We don't even care if you have a criminal history. Serial drunk driver? No problem! Once you're here, even before you are a citizen, we'll give any kids you have automatic citizenship and then you start to get the BENNIES from your connection to them. Free food! Housing subsidies! Free medical care! Power bill subsidies! We even give you free mobile phones! As many of them you want! Then once you're a citizen you can have old age pension benefits, even if you never paid into the system for those! But all that's not the best part. Here's the best part. Under our model, nothing you do wrong is ever your fault. Instead, you get to blame it on imperialist exploitation of your race by others! And as payback for that, you get a leg up in every area of your life. School admissions slots! Promotions at work! Government jobs and private sector jobs will all have guaranteed quotas for your race!"

I don't know about you, but I would pull the lever for Party D until my arm fell off.

People in general want Free Shit. Poor people want Free Shit even more.

If I'm a poor immigrant, a party offering not only Free Shit, but more Free Shit than anyone else, plus a cut to the head of the Free Shit line, plus quotas that benefit my race, plus built-in excuses for my ineptitude and/or misbehavior? That is pure gravy, baby.

142 Whiskey Tango Fox Rubio

143 Mariel Boatlift

how'd that work out
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We got Scarface out of it.

144
They have oil.

If only GWB was the greedy imperial colonial grabbing-oil-fields-for-his-cronies expansionist dictator he was painted as, eh?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 18, 2013 03:00 PM (ZKzrr)

And tequila.  Win win.

145 I've got a plan. If we can get enough undocumented citizens into Texas, the continent will tip and all the Mexican will slide in. Posted by: Hank Johnson at June 18, 2013 03:02 PM (Hx5uv) Go on . . . . Speaking of, I have actually heard someone say undocumented citizens without a trace of irony.

146 If we're going to annex their population, we might as well annex the whole shithole of a country. Indeed. They have oil. Posted by: Ian S. at June 18, 2013 03:03 PM (B/VB5) Most of it off shore and we do have this thing called the US NAVY. We don't really need their shitty country

147 Didn't Mexico have effectively one-party rule for almost a century? I think that's what the Dems want, and the results will be similar.

148 there is NO WAY it's only 11 million.  Because they have no freaking way of knowing how many are really here.... and how many will continue to leak in.  There is no fence to stop them where there isn't already one... so the demtards are going to start immediately enforcing the border?  No way..

Amnesty must be killed off.  It is a game-changer that will, if passed, lead to the break-up of the country as we have known it.  Conservatives will have no chance to rein in the Federal Government and even in "red" states, they'll be forced to pay money towards the blue states and the fed.  In time, the red states and conservative citizens all over, will be forced to take it or divide.  Interesting times ahead you guys..

149 I peek outside and the Chimichanga Squad is on my doorstep? I'm activating the Death Blossom.

What if it was the Taco Bell dog?

Fire up the grill and make an Onion Blossom?

150 AoS morons on FB took about 5 minutes to determine that the car on the slide I was looking at was a 53 Packard. Would've taken me an hour ( obstructed picture). Danke.

151 Actually, there's a double whammy to Amnesty. More Democrat voters for the left; and millions of disaffected conservatives walking away from the Republicans.

152 Does anyone here really think it's only 11 million?

153 They can't all be about Free Shit™, can they?

Consider where they are coming from.  There all they get is "Jack-Shit"!

154 149 JJ Sefton,

Si....

they want this to be the PRM era Mexico...

go talk to any illegal who "gets it"...they know why Mexicoi is an economic hellhole....

if we make the case to the fucks in Sp[anish we'll get more of 'em but the donks know they have convinced enough Gringas not to have babies...

155
Hey, here's a crazy idea!!

Search "the shadows" for 1,000 random illegals and conduct a poll. Let's just ask them how they'll vote. Novel, eh?

Do you know why no one will ever conduct a poll like that? Because Democrats don't want anyone to know the results, and Republicans are afraid to see the results.

156 OT: Just saw this headline at Puff-HO: US will talk with Taliban. Anyone who lost a son or daughter in Afghanistan would be within their rights to ------- (redacted). SCOAMF really is a piece of shit.

157 4 And Rubio is upset about the joke. Switch parties already.

Posted by: real joe at June 18, 2013 02:35 PM (2sb8V)

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Special snowflake Rubio needs to hear this from every single Republican who gives a damn.

However many that might be.

158 I had to go back to comment on this:


Republican-voting, white French Canadians



Where?  Better odds of finding Sasquatch.  Or in Quebec, the Wendigo.

159 Considering I've been hearing that same "11 million" figure quoted for, oh, at least five to ten years, I'm willing to say it's a    massively  lowballed   estimate.  

160 52 Packard

161 Didn't Mexico have effectively one-party rule for almost a century?

I think that's what the Dems want, and the results will be similar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2013 03:04 PM (+98Gb)

We (sane people) look at Detroit, California, and Illinois and see sh-tholes collapsing in a back hole of unsustainable fiscal and economic policies. Democrats see there places as success stories, where one-party rule is unchallenged.

162 153 Gregory of Yardale,

Therein lies "Amnesty for the GOP base"

at that point once the nation is no longer recognizable you walk away iudeally with your states

163 AoS morons on FB took about 5 minutes to determine that the car on the slide I was looking at was a 53 Packard. Would've taken me an hour ( obstructed picture). Danke. Posted by: lincolntf at June 18, 2013 03:05 PM (ZshNr) Five minutes? You're slipping, Horde, you're slipping.

164 156 Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 18, 2013 03:06 PM (LRFds) PRI - Institutional Revolutionary Party. And so it goes...

165 two words:


Mariel Boatlift

how'd that work out

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 18, 2013 02:56 PM (8sCoq) 

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Hey,  all yer Cohibas are belong to US!!!

HAahahahahhhahhAHHAHahhahaha!!11!!!11

166 actually, can we import Tea Partiers from somewhere? do they exist in large numbers in some other country?

167 Most of it off shore and we do have this thing called the US NAVY. We don't really need their shitty country

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2013 03:04 PM (9Bj8R)

 

 

Not exactly true....

 

I assure you the Eagleford and Cline shales do not stop at the Rio Grande. The problem is Pemex is the only company that can operate there, the state owns all minerals, and being a state run enterprise rife with corruption, the company is about 2 decades behind technologically.

168 Video: Convoy Of Hundreds Of Egyptian And Jordanian Jihadists Arrive In Syria To Fight Assad Regime And HezbollahÂ… Where they will be armed with American weapons. A small first group of what are thought to be several hundred volunteers who are receiving some basic training in Jordan are filmed on Syrian soil. The volunteers are from Jordan and Egypt, and they are pledged to do what they can to resist the mass slaughter of Sunni Arab males, females, children and infants in southern/SE Syria. Weasel Zippers: The caravan of the worlds scum has to be seen to be believed. And this is who we are aligned with?

169 Mmmm.  Tequila.

170

Reminder. THIS is how this nation use to talk:

 

"Who should decide which foreigners are allowed into the United States, the foreigners or the United States? In a responsible society, the question would answer itself. But that's not the way things now work in the United States."

 

That was the New York F-ing Times in 1982. To say we lost control of the narrative, along with  our borders, would be an understatement.

 

171 164 Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 18, 2013 03:07 PM (QXlbZ) We need that Louisiana State Senator Guilleroy and Dr. Carson to go on the offensive.

172 Let's start a 501(c) to offer financial assistance to move newly-legalized 'immigrants' to the districts of Boner and Rubio and all the other amnesty cocksuckers. If we're going down, let's see them go down first.

173 If this passes, we're going to need to find a new corner of the world safe for the Moron Horde, because it won't be here anymore.

174 Where? Better odds of finding Sasquatch. Or in Quebec, the Wendigo.

Posted by: grognard at June 18, 2013 03:07 PM (/29Nl)

 

Republican voting, white French Canadians?

 

*looking around*

 

I'm in NH.   Trust me, they don't exist.

 

You may get some bilingual Albertans who'd vote    Republican, but    Quebecois?    Non.

175 150 Yip,

why not live the illegal immigrant lifestyle at that point?

Love Thunder Bay it is just a drive north....

the Amazonian Jungle calling to you?

Go South young man....

fucking mules

176 actually, can we import Tea Partiers from somewhere? do they exist in large numbers in some other country?

Posted by: L, elle at June 18, 2013 03:08 PM (UB6eP)

It would have to be from a country that is much further to the right of the US.

Not sure if one exists.

177 171 Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2013 03:08 PM (9Bj8R) I vote we send Meghan McCain to their camp for a USO tour. To boost morale 'n stuff!

178 At least the price of a landscaping will go down.

179 actually, can we import Tea Partiers from somewhere? do they exist in large numbers in some other country?

Posted by: L, elle at June 18, 2013 03:08 PM (UB6eP)

 

There are     Tea Party factions in lots of countries, though nothing as big as here.   We could bring some over from Britain and Australia, just to start.  

180 This comment is stupid at first glance. As Sean Trende showed in an article, most of these folks wouldn't even turn out to vote. However those who do, not all would vote Dem (most would).

181 Why do the illegal aliens come to the US?  It's simple.  They want to live in a country that speaks Spanish.

182

I'll tell you one thing: The Democrats would never be talking about giving voting rights to 11 million undocumented Tea Partiers

 

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If there were ANY danger of the illegals voting GOP in a signifigant number, the Dems would have the fence built already, including mines, moats, alligators and machine gun nests.

183 170 JollyRoger,

What do you think this is really about?

It is Obama freezing us off the Shale boom until he imports the United States PEMEX voters....

184

@181

 

Not after they all get on welfare and quit.

185 Not after they all get on welfare and quit.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 18, 2013 03:11 PM (t06LC)

Then we'll just have to import more illegals.

 

And in twenty years we'll be doing another amnesty.

186 Rubio thinks there's a natural preference in the GOP for moderate presidential nominees.

Considering the nominees we've put up since Reagan it would be difficult to refute that thought.

He should note that McCain only won after suddenly (and dishonestly) portraying himself as pro-enforcement and backpedaling on amnesty.  Being openly pro-amnesty without enforcement guarantees isn't going to cut it in the primaries.

187 174 164 Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 18, 2013 03:07 PM (QXlbZ) We need that Louisiana State Senator Guilleroy and Dr. Carson to go on the offensive. --- For every Guilleroy out there, there are about 200 of Port Allen, LA, mayor "Deedy" Slaughter, who are borderline illiterate idiots who play a deck of 52 race cards in an attempt to loot and pillage wherever they can. Link in name to all the "acquisitions" made against Deedy.

188 @178 Esteban10077@sven10077...  absolute agreement.  A lot of us will go underground or go native.  Give me my Obama phone and my free interweb in camp and I'll soak the machine for money....   until we can all organize the resistance of course..

189

This is also....Amnesty for Terrorists.

 

They tell us that they need to spy on all of us, because of a few terrorists.

Can't profile the ones most likely to commit terrorism...have to spy on everybody.

 

So, if Terrorism is such a big threat, that we must give up our rights to thwart it...then how does it make sense to give Amnesty to Terrorists?

 

 

190 PRI - Institutional Revolutionary Party.

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Isn't that an oxymoron?

191 Pizarro, please save us!

192 He should note that McCain only won after suddenly (and dishonestly) portraying himself as pro-enforcement and backpedaling on amnesty. Being openly pro-amnesty without enforcement guarantees isn't going to cut it in the primaries. Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 18, 2013 03:12 PM (SY2Kh) But ROMNEY flip-flopped on ABORTION!!!!! Fuck that guy. GO McCAIN!!!!! Pshaw.....

193

I'm an avid reader of this site but very rarely post comments.  But I must say publicly that if a "comprehensive immigration" reform passes, I will leave the Republican party permanently and do my best for the Libertarian Party.  Its no idle threat.  This whole act is silly.  There are only two reasons to even consider a "comprehensive immigration" reform 1) to fix the current system that is totally lacking in enforcing existing laws including enforcing border security.  What's the point of more laws if the previous laws were not enforced?  That leads to the second point, to create a permanent Democratic majority on the national level which will eventually lead to permanent Democratic majorities in most states. 

That's the game: dangle a read need to fix "the system" (actually the system isn't really broken, our elected officials and their appointees CHOOSE not to enforce sufficient current laws that, if they had been enforced, we wouldn't have this problem) and combine it with the "compassion" of legalizing a permanent Democratic majority.

I now see why my very cynical friends think all hope for the future is lost, we on the slow slide to Gomorrah.  Political Correctness doesn't even allow us to address the real reason behind this, its allow about votes.  Not compassion, not "fixing the system", not about assimilation, paying taxes, learning English; that's all distraction.

 

Just about votes and Republicans are too stupid, too scared and too neutered to tell it like it is.

 

I guess I'll join the cynical group and then join the Libertarian Party.  I'm not on board with all of their points, but at least they have some guiding principles.  I can't say that for the "Republican Leadership".

 

PS  I' no radical.  My wife is third generation Hispanic and sees the amnesty as I do, plus she is strongly opposed to the downward pressure on wages and the upward pressure on unemployment the reform plan will cause.

194 actually, can we import Tea Partiers from somewhere? do they exist in large numbers in some other country?

Posted by: L, elle at June 18, 2013 03:08 PM (UB6eP)

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Koreans, Indians (dot), and most former Soviet Eastern European nationalities.   Also.... the school where my wife teaches has a fair number of Kenyans.   VERY conservative according to her.

195 138 133 @121 - 10 miles would be enough. Maybe even 5.
Posted by: JEM at June 18, 2013 03:02 PM (o+SC1)


Will take it under advisement. Maybe the initial operation will go deep than draw back.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

THIS!  You can do it!  Hell I did it with freaking horses and shit. 

196 Rubio: From Heartthrob to Humorless Eye-licking Stooge.

197 God knows what the world needs is more democrats. Thank you God.

198 In before agent provocateur insurrection movement?

199 "Unfortunately, Mexico sucks and until those people realize that they really need to have a revolution, we're fucked."

Reality check time.

Suppose I'm a poor Mexican peasant. My country's government is corrupt and ineffectual and is stifling any hope I will ever have of making a go in life.

I can sack up and join La Revolucion against the Mexican government. A revolucion that has basically not a hoot in hell's chance of succeeding. In which I would be very likely to get hurt or killed in the fighting for no good end. And if my side wins, our grand prize is... Mexico. Arriba! Well, not so much arriba. Mexico will still suck donkey balls no matter who runs it, because, Mexicans. Something about themselves that Mexicans realize quite clearly.

Whereas I can instead go to El Norte and be handed a huge prize cart full of Free Shit without having to run any risks or get in any fights.

Yeah, I would have to think long and hard about that choice.

Of course, what the Mexicans don't realize is that Mexicanizing the USA will mean an end to the Free Shit eventually, as America turns as ineffectual and corrupt and broke as Mexico is now.

Or they realize it and don't care. They just want to get what they can before the USA falls over for good. As I said previously, maggots are avid for corpses.

200

@186

 

Ironically, I think Obama caused the shale boom.

Typically oil prices must be over $75 - 80 per barrel for a shale well to be economically viable. If you'll recall, after the collapse in 08, oil was trading somewhere in the $30 range.

Oil historically has only been above $80 when economic output was fairly high, which, it is not now. Why is oil so high now then?

My guess is fear of hyperinflation leads investors to speculation, and since oil is a commodity, when the dollar is weak, oil is high. I don't think the current price reflects consumption only.

Obama's hostility I think isn't a more grand conspiracy as it is a nod to his enviroweenie base.

201 Also.... the school where my wife teaches has a fair number of Kenyans. VERY conservative according to her.


How the fuck did we end up with TFG?!?!

202 OT:  Don't let Nanny Bloomberg hear about this.

     Venezuelan lawmakers are weighing whether to ban the use of baby bottles as part of a push to promote breast-feeding, state media reported.
    The proposed measure will be up for debate in the South American countryÂ’s National Assembly on Tuesday, lawmaker Odalis Monzon said in an interview with state-run VTV.

    “Every baby has the right to breast-feeding,” said Monzon, a lawmaker from the ruling United Socialist Party of Venezuela.

    In addition to banning bottle-feeding, the proposed revisions to VenezuelaÂ’s Law of Promotion and Protection of Breastfeeding also include plans to penalize those who advertise baby formula, she said.

203 And in twenty years we'll be doing another amnesty.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at June 18, 2013 03:12 PM (4df7R)

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So .... you're holding out hope we make it another twenty???

204 You will not get Tea party types from right wing countries.  The best place to get them is countries that have recently escaped out from under the heal of communism.  Eastern Europe  is the best place now yet we are probably getting very few people from there.

205

From what I understand (which isn't must), the Libertarians are as for open borders as the Dems.

206 Weasel Zippers: The caravan of the worlds scum has to be seen to be believed. And this is who we are aligned with?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2013 03:08 PM (9Bj8R)

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Ducks on a pond and fish in a barrel if I ever seeen em'!

207 Much. Much.

208
his point was why isn't Mexico depopulating.
Posted by: Vic



People who on paper are in Mexico but physically are in the US.

209

@203

 

So... you're saying we should take a page from Davy Crockett and invade northern mexico and set up a new republic?

 

I don't think the Mexican army is as formidable as you think...

210 The immigration laws currently severely restrict Europeans. Denouncing myself in advance, that's probably the only place that you'd get tea-party types from.

211 Or they realize it and don't care. They just want to get what they can before the USA falls over for good. As I said previously, maggots are avid for corpses. Posted by: torquewrench at June 18, 2013 03:16 PM (gqT4g) I'm calling for them to go after the cartels first. The Government will intervene, but not full force. If the gov't sees a full on revolucion against the cartel and its people actually willing to sacrifice for their country, it would go a long way. Well, I hope, anyway. It could just be a country full of the "free shit brigade."

212 actually, can we import Tea Partiers from somewhere? do they exist in large numbers in some other country?

Posted by: L, elle at June 18, 2013 03:08 PM (UB6eP)

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Koreans, Indians (dot), and most former Soviet Eastern European nationalities.
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Latvians!  We want Latvians.

http://tinyurl.com/ltu8mjv

213 >But I must say publicly that if a "comprehensive immigration" reform passes, I will leave the Republican party permanently and do my best for the Libertarian Party. leave now- beat the traffic

214 I don't think the Mexican army is as formidable as you think... --- I'm not worried about the Mexican regulars. The former Mexican commandos, Los Zetas, OTOH...

215 Latvians! We want Latvians.

http://tinyurl.com/ltu8mjv

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 18, 2013 03:19 PM (Hx5uv)

Holy crap, it's like a cult of Paris Hilton!

216

If someone ever suggests giving citizenship and the right to vote to 11 million illegal immigrants, I'll be against it too.

217 Latvians! We want Latvians. http://tinyurl.com/ltu8mjv --- It is illegal to immigrate from Latveria!

218 In Colorado, it's Republican, Democrat, or Unaffiliated I am proudly Unaffiliated shooting for disavowed

219 Posted by: tom from tustin at June 18, 2013 03:14 PM (XLF0t) Well put. Also, please to be commenting more. Here. Have a bribe. Bannion! Fetch a welcome basket! No, not the one for the 'ettes, the one for the 'rons. You know, the one with extra ampersands in it.

220 his point was why isn't Mexico depopulating.

***

They're Catholics and you know how they are.

221 220 jwest,


derp, derp derp

222
Eastern Europe is the best place now yet we are probably getting very few people from there.

Posted by: Vic at June 18, 2013 03:16 PM (lZvxr)

You'll get freedom loving people from there.  You'll also get the ones who knew how to work the system, therefore they had the money to come over here.  And when they do, it's just to work a wealthier system.

Case in point: Real estate in Ontario.

223 "11 Million Undocumented Democrats" Like many things, it took a joke to put this into play. People feel more comfortable discussing tricky subject areas subjects that can get the speaker labeled as a racist with jokes. The "Racist" label is the unspoken threat that the Democrats have been using for years. It's time to force the use of this label to only legitimate instances. Not easy, but it has to be done. Fighting back and using it against the Democrats is the only way.

224

@218

 

Those guys can be bought.

225 152 AoS morons on FB took about 5 minutes to determine that the car on the slide I was looking at was a 53 Packard. Would've taken me an hour ( obstructed picture). Danke.
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I was once in a road race in a '49 Packard vs. a cut-down '52 Caddy. The Caddy's top had been removed with a torch. There was beer involved....

226 Louisiana State Sen. Elbert Guillory
http://tinyurl.com/kyq2483

They need to make posters of your speech and put them up in every classroom in America!

227 Latvians! We want Latvians.

http://tinyurl.com/ltu8mjv

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 18, 2013 03:19 PM (Hx5uv)

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Intriguing and beguiling. Think they have a newsletter? PeepCam?

228

Is it true that thanks to fracking the US is beating the Kyoto Protocols we never signed?  The only nation to be doing so?

 

That seems like it would be a news story.     But I heard from a guy on the Internet who heard it from a guy.    

229 From what I understand (which isn't must), the Libertarians are as for open borders as the Dems.

If not more.

It's one of those areas where Libertarians prefer idealist Libertarian Theory in the absence of reality.

Ask about the increased welfare costs and they'll answer that they're in favor of eliminating welfare programs, so no it wouldn't increase costs.  That we'll never get rid of welfare doesn't enter into their theory.

230
He should note that McCain only won after suddenly (and dishonestly) portraying himself as pro-enforcement and backpedaling on amnesty.
==========

You may thank Patrick Haynes of the defunct Ankle Biting Pundits for that.

Left his blog to consult for McCain after he lost IA; went with him to NH and crafted the exact lies he needed to tell the voters there to get just enough of them to vote for him.

Yup.

Has dropped of the face of the Earth as a "conservative" or a commentator since then.

But, I am certain that shitstain is still sucking up for consulting dollars.

231 "actually, can we import Tea Partiers from somewhere? do they exist in large numbers in some other country?"

It's impossible to tell what you will get over the long run.

In the 19th century, the Scots were chaste, abstemious, studious, serious, religiously upright people who basically created the Industrial Revolution. *

Whereas now?

In the 21st century, the Scots have become dissolute irreligious promiscuous socialist wastrels.

(* Many of whom contributed hugely as immigrants to the growth of American business and industrialization. The name Andrew Carnegie may ring a bell. A bell perhaps made of Carnegie steel.)

232 When McCain goes back up for re-election, I doubt Mama Grizzly will help him this time.

233 66 I'm not trying to concern-troll with my question. I'm just throwing it out there, wondering why MOST illegal aliens seem to go one way and not the other. Why do most blacks go one way and not the other? Posted by: LT at June 18, 2013 02:48 PM (mX6UJ) The answers to each question is different.

234 >When McCain goes back up for re-election, I doubt Mama Grizzly will help him this time. he has indicated he will retire after his present term but he could be lying

235 Seriously you guys...  we need to invade Mexico. 

236 In the 21st century, the Scots have become dissolute irreligious promiscuous socialist wastrels.

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.....kinda like Americans.....

237 236 When McCain goes back up for re-election, I doubt Mama Grizzly will help him this time.

Posted by: Jmel at June 18, 2013 03:25 PM (9tSXa)

Nope, he's planning to pass the seat on to his daughter Meghan.

238 In the 21st century, the Scots have become dissolute irreligious promiscuous socialist wastrels.


There can be only One!

239 206 Posted by: WalrusRex at June 18, 2013 03:16 PM (Hx5uv) I breastfed for 200 years... (Mel Brooks)

240 >Seriously you guys... we need to invade Mexico. world-class beaches, crazy hot women, oil reserves

241 Seriously you guys... we need to invade Mexico.

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Useful fact. If you draw the lines correctly you can select 2/3 of land area of Mexico but only 1/3 of the people. Tastes great, less filling.

242 and we need to get language inserted into the Amnesty bill that the US will reach out to Poland and Latvia and Georgia and ( name other country will some good conservatives )  and say the goal will be 200K/year will be granted visas to come to the U.S. and get green-cards within 4 years.

The donks will be knocking over chairs to stop that shit..

243 I'm a little disappointed in the democrats.  I mean since they know where every single solitary illegal immigrant is, then how come their haven't been welcome parties organized on the internet?

244 @37 Posted by: Johnnyreb at June 18, 2013 02:44 PM (6McTJ) That's so true. My mother-in-law lives in Danbury, and she saw people she knew to be illegals voting. They were bussed in. Nobody cared. Our sides apathy to this is more deadly than the Dems malfeasance.

245

Nobody on the  Left   is really open borders, just the US border.   

 

If you're a Jew who wants to move back to your ancestral homeland in Saudi Arabia, even just to visit,  nobody cares.  

246 Quotas. Dems love them. Amnesty has to be on a quota basis-- a Pole or a Czech for every Mexican, Guatemalan, or Honduran.

247 Ceviche, great fishing and diving, I'm in.   

248 And how about restitution from Mexico....  insert language that if this amnesty bill passes the U.S. Govt will process each illegal when Mexico forks over 100 barrels of oil for each one we process that came from Mexico.

249 "I'll tell you one thing: The Democrats would never be talking about giving voting rights to 11 million undocumented Tea Partiers."

They will when the Israelis show up. Them fuckers'll be pissed by then.

250
The answers to each question is different.

Posted by: baldilocks at June 18, 2013 03:26 PM (Su0W2)

I notice here in the northeast that the illegals routinely beat out the black Americans for jobs and such.  This is obvious to anyone who can see but the dems don't seem to notice this.  What are your thoughts on this?

251 he has indicated he will retire after his present term

but he could be lying

Medved(spit) made reference to him retiring and McStain took offense. He's a lying bastard you know?

252 I still like the take-over the best.   Northern 1/3 of Mexico... coast to coast.  We gain some awesome mountains and beaches, fishing, and most of the peasant class is already on U.S. food stamps and remittances from the US illegals, so really... you guys... it is a win-win

253 205 Also.... the school where my wife teaches has a fair number of Kenyans. VERY conservative according to her. How the fuck did we end up with TFG?!?! Posted by: EC at June 18, 2013 03:16 PM (GQ8sn) He's not really of Kenyan descent.

254 As soon as Meghan turns 30, that's it, seat passes to her.  October 23, 2014, she turns thirty.  And per wiki, he and she have plenty of time to campaign.
The term that John McCain began on January 3, 2011 ends on January 3, 2017.

255 "When McCain goes back up for re-election, I doubt Mama Grizzly will help him this time."

Palin has a problem. Her loyalty is ironclad even to people whom it should not be. For instance, she stuck like glue with Tom Van Flein as her attorney long after it was clear the guy was out of his depth in handling her affairs and that she needed higher powered counsel.

This led to stuff like the flap over Palin's "official" legal defense fund. The careless use of that word led to yet another one of those bullshit ethics board charges against her, on the grounds that she was dishonestly using her office for personal benefit. Better legal counsel would have spotted that risk and shut it down before it even became an issue.

256 244 >Seriously you guys... we need to invade Mexico.



world-class beaches, crazy hot women, oil reserves   ---- ...and a heavly defended southern border.

257

Senators on Tuesday rejected building the 700 miles of double-tier border fencing Congress authorized just seven years ago, with a majority of the Senate saying they didnÂ’t want to delay granting illegal immigrants a legal status while the fence was being built.

The 54-39 vote to reject the fence shows the core of the immigration deal is holding.

http://tinyurl.com/mugro45

258 OT: Rubio: If I were in charge, we would have armed the Syrian rebels much sooner

Allahpenis

259 I'm done with Rubio...   What a tool.

260 262 OT: Rubio: If I were in charge, we would have armed the Syrian rebels much sooner


Allahpenis

Posted by: FUBAR is transparent at June 18, 2013 03:42 PM (Cs2tJ)

He's following the democratic line.

I wonder if he realizes that the guy who stole the super bowl ring wants to know why Americans want to arm cannibals?

261 I sow the seeds of discord by asking blacks why they vote for open-borders candidates

262 Go to WAR against the drug cartels. If America has a drug problem, the best thing to do is remove the SOURCE, not hope you can change the problem.

When that asshole came up here and blamed America for Mexico's problem with the cartels, everyone in congress should've stood up and walked out. Then, passed a resolution to persuade Mexico to fix it's own ass instead of fucking us in ours.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 18, 2013 02:53 PM (xmcEQ)

As long as people are willing to buy the shit, criminals will find ways to sell it. Every drug dealer killed or jailed is simply less competition for those that remain at large, making larger profits.

You need a 3-strikes law for drug users. First strike, a stay in detox, and six months in jail, followed by 2 years' probation, during which they have to stay clean and employed. Second strike, a stay in detox, followed by a year in jail, followed by 10 years' probation, same condition. Third strike, sign an organ donor card, and out to the parking lot behind the courthouse to get a bullet in your head.

263 When I was a kid, HBO had an original movie called The Second Civil War. It was about a weak President declaring an open borders policy, state resistance to it, and the media pushing the issue straight into open conflict in their endless pursuit of ratings. It should be mandatory viewing...

264 Post this to a lefty:

Imagine the problem was millions of French-speaking, Republican-voting, white French Canadians streaming over the northern border, settling in states that they believe rightfully belong to Canada.

You're still advocating? How about you, La Raza?

Posted by: CJ at June 18, 2013 02:55 PM (9KqcB)

Heh! The Quebeckers are every bit as corrupt and left-leaning as the Mexicans, maybe moreso. They just arrested the interim mayor of Montreal on corruption charges. They had an interim mayor because the elected one went to jail on corruption charges.

265

re: 254

The Dems are all about diversity, don't ya know?  They are expanding the plantation to add Hispanic illegals to the core group of blacks, single/unwed mothers, government unions and Marxist professors,.  They have no intention of helping those groups to ever become self-sufficient,  only redistribute enough of some one else's wealth to keep them on the plantation and voting D

266

actually, can we import Tea Partiers from somewhere? do they exist in large numbers in some other country?

Posted by: L, elle at June 18, 2013 03:08 PM (UB6eP) 

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Canada. There are a whole bunch of us here. I know the stereotype that all Canadian are lefties but we do have a right of centre government at the moment, built mostly by not talking about social issues (which I understand the Tea Party also avoids) and focusing on fiscal conservative principles.

I don't understand why we don't just have a swap. The American left loves all the stuff we have (government run health care, gay marriage, taxpayer funded abortion). I propose a 1:1 trade. They can have all of Canada's natural resources and beauty, and the conservatives can have America's and then we'll see which is more prosperous. If america is the greatest social experiement in the world let's make the greaterist.  

 

267 This is about Obamacare. 20 or 30 million undocumented illegals, all off the books will replace that many American citizens in the job market. The illegals will just continue to use welfare for medical. Working citizens will be forced to pay. Same ol' shit.

268 Philosophical question: why is it that most illegal aliens support democrats?

Posted by: EC at June 18, 2013 02:37 PM (GQ8sn)

Identity Politics. They identify with the criminal element of the Democratic party, which is more forgiving of criminal offenses. You know like the one these people committed by crossing the border.  

269 "I'll tell you one thing: The Democrats would never be talking about giving voting rights to 11 million undocumented Tea Partiers." IF these 11 million people were likely to vote mostly Republican, not only would there be no talking about giving them voting rights, there would be LOTS of talking about border security -including that border security be addressed first and foremost with construction of a border fence, with towers every 300 yards manned with armed guards 24-7. There would also be lots and lots of talking about mass deportation. And by talking, I mean angry demands for it. No more would we hear, "we can't round up and deport 11 million people -it's impossible!" Instead, we'd be hearing, "These 11 million invaders are taking away jobs that could be filled by poor, unemployed American citizens! They MUST be removed, by any and all means necessary." The Democrats would never compromise or work toward a solution to any problem that would potentially pose an existential threat to them as a viable, competitive political party on the national stage. This is one of many key differences between Republicans and Democrats: Whenever Republicans have some power, they actually try to govern and solve problems -even if it means making compromises that can put them in a bad spot electorally down the road. The Democrats, meanwhile, are Al Davis -just win, baby! Whatever they do, they always try to maximize their fortunes as a party, governing and problem solving be damned.

270

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2013 04:04 PM (fNpC1)

 

I think you missed the point of the exercise.

271

#267, and do you have any idea how hard it is to score a DVD of that one? I got lucky on eBay, but The Second Civil War is worth it just for the cast. Denis Leary stole half that movie.

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120086/

272 Goddamn it, sock failure. I'm outed as one of the Marys again.

273 11 million?  I wish the pundits who live in NE and such would visit a border state and say that number again with a straight face.  We've been using the 11 million number since the arguments about border security RIGHT AFTER 9/11.

I remember the gov't numbers stating that number was going up by 300,000 at the very least per year.  So that makes the number ~ 40 million undocumented left wing fanatics who will overwhelm the system.

40 MILLION.  Half of them live in California alone.. and are getting free food stamps.. and the rest of us kind of look at the ground not knowing what to say.  I, myself was told I could not get food stamps under any condition.  So we have an invasion occurring right under our noses.  The motor voter law?  It was championed by Cloward and Piven!  There is video of them attending the signing with Bill Clinton.  That motor voter law is why the Supreme court struck down our right to defend ourselves.

The constitution isn't a suicide pact? Tell that to the supreme court.  trators, all of them