June 20, 2013
— Ace Wow that Sequester was really draconian, huh?
Meanwhile, military and military-support workers are being furloughed.
People look out for their friends and allies, and they make sure their enemies are punished.
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Posted by: Captain Hate at June 20, 2013 12:28 PM (0Y/LU)
Posted by: Dax at June 20, 2013 12:28 PM (ytpAl)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 20, 2013 12:28 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 20, 2013 12:28 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 20, 2013 12:29 PM (/PCJa)
Austerity is killing us!!!!1!!!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 20, 2013 12:29 PM (f9c2L)
So...bounties.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 20, 2013 12:29 PM (ZKzrr)
That's a stunning amount of money.
Posted by: Dianna at June 20, 2013 12:29 PM (DV/Ik)
Posted by: Jmel at June 20, 2013 12:29 PM (9tSXa)
Posted by: little debbie does dallas at June 20, 2013 12:29 PM (8JJ6O)
Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2013 12:30 PM (20Mmk)
*aside* Make sure Chris Matthews gets a crate of Lagavulin 16 Year Old.
Posted by: Barry O at June 20, 2013 12:30 PM (yKTI2)
$70 million in bonuses, $100 million for an Africa vacation, pretty soon you may actually feel like the sequester was just a sham.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2013 12:30 PM (7yJVd)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 20, 2013 12:30 PM (bVGPI)
Posted by: holygoat at June 20, 2013 12:31 PM (IGIFh)
Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2013 12:31 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Captain Mallfly at June 20, 2013 12:32 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Barry O Making it Rain at the IRS Gala at June 20, 2013 12:32 PM (yKTI2)
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2013 12:33 PM (DAcx0)
Posted by: garrett
Like that old joke that ends "now we are just negotiating price".
Posted by: Roy at June 20, 2013 12:33 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2013 12:33 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 20, 2013 12:34 PM (VjL9S)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Producer, "AMPERSANDSTORM" at June 20, 2013 12:34 PM (zUi7I)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 20, 2013 12:34 PM (QCnWT)
Posted by: nip at June 20, 2013 12:34 PM (lGVXf)
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2013 04:28 PM (7Waan)
May I add 365/366 depending on leap year. Good Lord we are doomed. Is there a moron pool when the shtf?
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 20, 2013 12:34 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: joeindc44 will never be convinced at June 20, 2013 12:35 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at June 20, 2013 12:35 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: HH at June 20, 2013 12:35 PM (XXwdv)
They shouldn't call them...'Bonuses'.
They should at least be honest about it, and call them...'Fuck-the-Taxpayer Awards'.
Posted by: wheatie at June 20, 2013 12:36 PM (d2B9H)
Why do the Tea Party Haters keep arguing against these payments?
These were honestly negotiated arms-length contracts between the Union (praise be upon them), their government superiors (me and those working for me) and the Democrat Party (there to collect campaign contributions). It was hard fought stuff, every inch of the way.
I know the Marines aren't getting hot meals and all that shit, whine, whine, whine, but if they had a union they wouldn't be having this issue, so get real.
Posted by: President For Life Obama at June 20, 2013 12:36 PM (B5y+v)
Posted by: Jones in CO at June 20, 2013 12:36 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 20, 2013 12:36 PM (/PCJa)
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You wanna audit?
That kinda talk gets a fella audited 'round here.
Posted by: IRS Fuckweasel at June 20, 2013 12:37 PM (VjL9S)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 20, 2013 12:37 PM (FRe+O)
Posted by: Cap'n at June 20, 2013 12:37 PM (wsGWu)
All of these Collective Bargaining contracts with Govt Unions should be declared null and void.
The Taxpayers were not represented in the negotiations.
Posted by: wheatie at June 20, 2013 12:38 PM (d2B9H)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at June 20, 2013 12:38 PM (8JJ6O)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 20, 2013 12:38 PM (/PCJa)
Assholes.
I can't shop at the Commissary on Mondays or Tuesdays next month, but they get bonuses.
Pecking order.
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 20, 2013 12:38 PM (SUKHu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 20, 2013 12:39 PM (FRe+O)
So many parallels for those who can see.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2013 12:39 PM (yKTI2)
Posted by: joeindc44 will never be convinced at June 20, 2013 12:39 PM (QxSug)
Related: Rush was reading the list of organizations that will be providing educational services in California, to help people understand Obamacare, and how to use the exchanges. Of course, these organizations are ALSO tasked with get-out-the-vote duties as part of the same function!
$900,000,000 being distributed to these orgs, like NAACP, unions, etc. All the usual suspects. And that's just California.
Our money. Going to line their pockets, so they can get people to vote for them.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2013 12:39 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 20, 2013 12:39 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Iblis at June 20, 2013 12:39 PM (9221z)
Not one of you jerks could do my job, you'd quit before the 9:37 1st Midmorning Break!
I'm going to audit all you SOBs--all of you all are getting an audit!!!
Posted by: IRS Fuckweasel at June 20, 2013 12:40 PM (VjL9S)
Posted by: Lauren at June 20, 2013 12:41 PM (wsGWu)
Not that the shopping thing is a big deal; at least my husband is still getting paid the full amount.
Just really, really screwed up priorities.
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 20, 2013 12:41 PM (SUKHu)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 20, 2013 04:38 PM (/PCJa)
The dead camel is stinking up my life.
Posted by: tsrblke at June 20, 2013 12:41 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: maddogg at June 20, 2013 12:42 PM (OlN4e)
The First Crevasse.
I think it could work.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 20, 2013 12:42 PM (FRe+O)
$70 million is what the box office would be if SHARKNADO came out in 3D.
Posted by: Roy at June 20, 2013 12:42 PM (VndSC)
.... and The Obama Administration stars in:
Scandelgeddon...... or ..... The NeverEnding Story II.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2013 12:42 PM (nELVU)
>>> Once Manos goes, then the US is dependent upon a tenuous lifeline through Pakistan to the sea.
The Master will nto be pleased.
Posted by: Torgo at June 20, 2013 12:42 PM (DAcx0)
Grabbing more of our money.
That's the business they are in and spend about 50% of the taxes to collect the taxes
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at June 20, 2013 12:43 PM (R8hU8)
oh yes..
Lerner received $17,220 for 2010, $14,691 for 2011 and $10,620 for 2012, the most recent year for which the IRS said data was available.
Her annual salary in 2009 and 2010 was $172,200, and $177,000 in 2011 and 2012. With the bonuses, Lerner was paid a total of $740,931 for the four-year period.Reward those that Help us, blah blah our enemies.
Posted by: willow at June 20, 2013 12:43 PM (nqBYe)
It's hard to imagine why Zimmerman kept his incompetent lawyer, Mark O'Mara, after he put him and his wife at risk during the bond hearing.
Now, Zimmerman is being totally fucked by his co-attorney, Don West, who is in the process of losing the Frye hearing on voice experts.
Some people have a talent for picking losers.
Posted by: jwest at June 20, 2013 12:43 PM (u2a4R)
You know I have to drive the base model IRS car to work? They wouldn't even give me the one with the 8-deck CD player!
And they only give me $75 per week for gas at the fleet fueling center!!! I have to drive 13 miles out of my way every time I want to fill up!!1
Fuck you guys, I earned that bonus!
Posted by: IRS Fuckweasel at June 20, 2013 12:44 PM (VjL9S)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at June 20, 2013 12:44 PM (xw77v)
There is really any expectation it will have to be paid back?
i'm not sure anymore. just spend , spend , spend.
Posted by: willow at June 20, 2013 12:45 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 20, 2013 12:45 PM (/PCJa)
67 -
Honest answer? Performance evaluations. Your boss gives you a good eval, you give your subordinates good evals, your bosses boss gives him/her good evals, everybody's swinging from the trees flinging money around to each other!
That's how you qualify for a bonus.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2013 12:45 PM (TOk1P)
67 And what qualifies them for these bonuses?
It would be nice to see the 'criteria' that is used to determine who is awarded these bonuses.
"For meritorious service in fucking over the most taxpayers, beyond the call of duty"...?
Posted by: wheatie at June 20, 2013 12:47 PM (d2B9H)
Posted by: ejo at June 20, 2013 12:47 PM (GXvSO)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 20, 2013 12:47 PM (ovWeo)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 20, 2013 12:47 PM (/PCJa)
With all that hot radwaste we were going to put into Yucca Mountain.
Posted by: sum(random) at June 20, 2013 12:48 PM (UCyxd)
Posted by: willow at June 20, 2013 12:49 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: alexthechick - Bring the SMOD at June 20, 2013 12:50 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2013 04:45 PM (TOk1P)
No, you qualify for a bonus by being a Good Union Member, who pays off Politicians with Campaign funds, so they can give you Bonuses...
Posted by: The AntiMandarin at June 20, 2013 12:50 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Lauren at June 20, 2013 12:51 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: willow at June 20, 2013 12:51 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 20, 2013 04:47 PM (/PCJa)
At least for my wife's job she has to set out a series of 4-5 goals and then is graded on how well she's achieved those goals.
It's really designed to encourage people to aim low I suppose. (Strangely my wife never does, which is why her resume for promotions includes a quote where her boss's boss's boss said "She's done what we all thought was impossible." (She manages to at least get above average on most of her reviews, which are apparently assigned to a curve.)
Posted by: tsrblke at June 20, 2013 12:52 PM (GaqMa)
95 -
It's not based on anything. You go in for your annual review, they have a list of things, and you have a checkbox for each. Meets, Exceeds, or Fails to Meet Expectations.
Get enough "Exceeds" and you get a bonus. Simple as that. Nobody is measuring you except your boss. There is no objective standard.
Again, you must understand, this is NOT like the real world. Anyone who has ever worked for government can tell you this, and I get the impression people who never did have no idea. You know in theory, but you don't really know, if you never lived it.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2013 12:52 PM (TOk1P)
US abandoning vehicles and supplies in Afghanistan including MRAP vehicles.
http://tinyurl.com/m9w8zqd
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 20, 2013 12:52 PM (FRe+O)
Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2013 12:52 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: maddogg at June 20, 2013 04:42 PM (OlN4e)
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Three and a half more years of, "Fuck you, bitchez".
Posted by: Soona at June 20, 2013 12:53 PM (GIlRF)
You might almost think that the Obama administration wants to see a violent uprising.
Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2013 04:52 PM (zoehZ)
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This is exactly what it is.
Posted by: Soona at June 20, 2013 12:54 PM (GIlRF)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 20, 2013 12:54 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: maddogg at June 20, 2013 04:42 PM (OlN4e)
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Three and a half more years of, "Fuck you, bitchez".
Posted by: Soona at June 20, 2013 04:53 PM (GIlRF)
Yeah.... because I'm SURE the IRS never got a bonus under Bush.... /facepalm
the problem is systemic...
Posted by: The AntiMandarin at June 20, 2013 12:54 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Jean at June 20, 2013 12:54 PM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Negative Vibe Moriarity at June 20, 2013 12:55 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Juan de Hattatime at June 20, 2013 12:55 PM (CqZmo)
Posted by: Jean at June 20, 2013 12:56 PM (CMlD4)
110 More provocation. You might almost think that the Obama administration wants to see a violent uprising.
Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2013 04:52 PM (zoehZ)
Democracies fall due to loose fiscal Policy, when the Electorate discovers they can vote themselves Free Shit...
this is almost always followed by a Dictatorship.
The ONLY way Obama can be said Dictator, is if he is still President when things fall apart...
Posted by: History... yelling Again! at June 20, 2013 12:56 PM (lZBBB)
What's fucking next? You going to make us start paying for the Cokes and Red Bulls???!
Posted by: IRS Fuckweasel at June 20, 2013 12:58 PM (VjL9S)
Ship it all to Guam just to make Hank Johnson worry the island will tip over. Inspect and sanitize there.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 20, 2013 12:58 PM (FRe+O)
What gets me is that it's like pulling teeth to get Republicans to talk about about unemployment and gas prices. Even during 2012, we had to beg the Republicans to mention these issues.
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Posted by: CarolT at June 20, 2013 01:31 PM (DVPta)
The Master will [not] be pleased.
Posted by: Torgo at June 20, 2013 04:42 PM (DAcx0)
You guys crack me the hell up.
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