February 14, 2013

Top Twenty Rejected Valentines Candy Hearts Messages
— Ace

Some by me, some by LauraW (@laurww). Candy hearts intended for Women to give to men marked with f, for clarity.

YOU'LL DO

WIFE WON'T KNOW

(f) DRY AS A BONE

TOUCH IT

YOU'VE DONE WORSE

CUP THEM

(f) YEASTY!

(f) CAVERNOUS

GROUND FLOOR WINDOWS?

I LIKE PARTS OF YOU

NO 1 WOULD MISS U

WHO NOES UR HERE?

COPS CALL THIS "ESCALATION"

U R MY M.O.

U SMELL LIKE KIDNAP

B MY SLAVE IN HELL

"Ruphenol 25mg"

MURDER BONER

I'M IN UR FOOD

DEATH VAN?

TOUCH MY SHAME

I KILL UR DOGS

LET ME CUT THE EVIL OUT OF YOU

WHORES GO IN THE GROUND

LET ME GET MY COURTIN' BLADES

GET IN THE FUCKING BOX


LauraW did CUP THEM, CAVERNOUS, YOU'VE DONE WORSE, WHO NOES UR HERE?, TOUCH IT, DRY AS BONE, and YEASTY!

Runinrebel--

OH U WOKE UP

Posted by: Ace at 02:18 PM | Comments (1080)
Post contains 153 words, total size 1 kb.

1 U smell like kidnap is *awesome*.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 14, 2013 02:20 PM (Gk3SS)

2 IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 14, 2013 02:20 PM (vU7KM)

3 sigh, I am old, i've never used one of those terms!

how bout.

b a ware

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 02:20 PM (nqBYe)

4 It's just a rash

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 14, 2013 02:21 PM (tlhtD)

5 NOT AGAIN!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 14, 2013 02:21 PM (ndlFj)

6 I WANT U ON MY PLATE

Posted by: fb at February 14, 2013 02:21 PM (JVEmw)

7

Don't call my house

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 14, 2013 02:22 PM (tlhtD)

8 QUICK EVERYBODY COMMENT BEFORE THE NEXT POST GOES UP

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 14, 2013 02:22 PM (8sCoq)

9 YOU WON'T REMEMBER

Posted by: angler at February 14, 2013 02:22 PM (SwjAj)

10 DIG BICK

Posted by: fb at February 14, 2013 02:22 PM (JVEmw)

11 GO  AWAY,   'BATIN' 

Posted by: Minuteman at February 14, 2013 02:22 PM (tfXsJ)

12

GET IN THE FUCKING BOX

 

Heh

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 02:22 PM (nTgAI)

13 BOOBIEZ

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 14, 2013 02:22 PM (zmRzY)

14 or Spanks,' I'm in your closet"

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 02:23 PM (nqBYe)

15 NO BARS? GOOD.

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 02:23 PM (WmNAT)

16 MY  SECOND  FAVORITE  THING  TO  EAT  IS  FOOD

Posted by: Minuteman at February 14, 2013 02:23 PM (tfXsJ)

17 $ I USE RAPE DOLLARS $

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:23 PM (J8DGo)

18 1 U smell like kidnap is *awesome*.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 14, 2013 06:20 PM (Gk3SS)

 

Yep that's the one that made me laugh.

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 02:23 PM (GULKT)

19 CONVICTED? NO.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:23 PM (J8DGo)

20 TURN AROUND

Posted by: angler at February 14, 2013 02:23 PM (SwjAj)

21 U LOOK LEGAL

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 02:23 PM (UzPAd)

22 Life Of Slavery

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 02:24 PM (nqBYe)

23 Please!

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 14, 2013 02:24 PM (tlhtD)

24 JUST THE TIP

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 14, 2013 02:24 PM (zmRzY)

25 SWEET SODOMY

Posted by: angler at February 14, 2013 02:24 PM (SwjAj)

26 RUFIE SMUFIES

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 02:25 PM (w+Dvf)

27 10 will get you Menendez

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 02:25 PM (nqBYe)

28 - HOW MANY CAN U FIT?

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:25 PM (J8DGo)

29 200$ GETS WHAT?

Posted by: fb at February 14, 2013 02:25 PM (JVEmw)

30 Wating for the divorce to be final

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 14, 2013 02:25 PM (tlhtD)

31 Say Yes To My No No

Posted by: MoKim at February 14, 2013 02:25 PM (kprEX)

32 TAKE CUPID'S ARROW

Posted by: angler at February 14, 2013 02:25 PM (SwjAj)

33 I <3 UR SAFE WORD

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 14, 2013 02:25 PM (zmRzY)

34 FROMUNDA FLAVORED

Posted by: Minuteman at February 14, 2013 02:25 PM (tfXsJ)

35 Its Not "Infected"

Posted by: AndrewsDad at February 14, 2013 02:25 PM (C2//T)

36 IS IT IN?

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 02:26 PM (0PiQ4)

37 - B MY OTHER HEART

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:26 PM (J8DGo)

38 HACKED!!!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 14, 2013 02:26 PM (tfXsJ)

39 IT'S HUMP DAY!

Posted by: tasker at February 14, 2013 02:26 PM (r2PLg)

40 Bill ate here

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 14, 2013 02:26 PM (dMSey)

41 IS IT IN?

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 06:26 PM (0PiQ4)


Yet

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 02:26 PM (nqBYe)

42 I didn't vote for Barky

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 14, 2013 02:26 PM (tlhtD)

43 Ok, which moron forgot to give Ace his Adderall? 

Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 02:27 PM (ZM9OS)

44 BUTTR
FACE

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 02:27 PM (7xeJQ)

45 TASTES LIKE CHICKEN

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 14, 2013 02:27 PM (dMSey)

46 NAG ME AGAIN

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 02:27 PM (T0NGe)

47 "DRILL, BABY DRILL!" (wait--is that how that chant went?)

Posted by: tasker at February 14, 2013 02:27 PM (r2PLg)

48 I'M NOT STALKING YOU.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2013 02:27 PM (PxYrx)

49 PUFFY FACE

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 02:27 PM (T0NGe)

50 PILLAGE U?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 02:27 PM (Hp320)

51 3SUM?

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 02:28 PM (GULKT)

52 "SHOW ME THE MONEY!"

Posted by: tasker at February 14, 2013 02:28 PM (r2PLg)

53 18 YET?

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 02:28 PM (T0NGe)

54  MAY  I  HELP  U  WITH  THOSE  MISS UPTON?

Posted by: Minuteman at February 14, 2013 02:28 PM (tfXsJ)

55

Anyone want to take bets on whether the sup. ct. grants cert. in Kachalsky:

 

I.e. states must be SHALL ISSUE and not May Issue?

 

Anyone also see the crazy fucking laws coming out of MO and MN.  MO has no chance of passing.  MN dems run the show, not sure there.

 

These make Americans FELONS for simply owning a weapon that was legal and now they say is not. 

 

FUCK THEM ALL.  THIS SHIT NEEDS TO GET TO THE SUPREME COURT IMMEDIATELY.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 14, 2013 02:28 PM (tVTLU)

56 CUPID'S WHORE

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 02:28 PM (UzPAd)

57 ARE U THRU

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 14, 2013 02:28 PM (dMSey)

58 - LIPS NUMB YET -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:28 PM (J8DGo)

59 BEND OVER

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 02:28 PM (piMMO)

60

I'm going to channel my inner-Archer:

 

JUST THE TIP

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 14, 2013 02:29 PM (tVTLU)

61 UR A FORM OF A WEASEL

Posted by: Tami[/i] at February 14, 2013 02:29 PM (X6akg)

62 Bros before Hos

Posted by: grease monkey at February 14, 2013 02:29 PM (VSWPU)

63 I HIT U CAUSE I LOVE U

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 02:29 PM (UOM48)

64 "KEEP THE CHANGE!"

Posted by: tasker at February 14, 2013 02:29 PM (r2PLg)

65 HOW  WOULD  U  LIKE  TO  B  MR.  DR.  AMY  BISHOP? 

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 14, 2013 02:29 PM (tfXsJ)

66 DUCT TAPE BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 14, 2013 02:29 PM (WYOrt)

67 Tami, lol!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 02:29 PM (UOM48)

68 @55. That's an awful lot to write on a little candy heart.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 14, 2013 02:30 PM (dMSey)

69 FRM THE GOVMT; HERE TO HELP

Posted by: sithkhan at February 14, 2013 02:30 PM (u9ths)

70 GET A SHAKE W8

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 02:30 PM (T0NGe)

71 - U FEEL SLIGHT PINCH

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:30 PM (J8DGo)

72 SWALLOW>SPIT

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 02:30 PM (T0NGe)

73 "REDRUM"

Posted by: tasker at February 14, 2013 02:30 PM (r2PLg)

74 WHAT ARE YR MEDICAL CONDITIONS?

YES IT'S PERMANENT

CONFESS YR CRIMES NOW

AMYL NITRATE = HOTTT

DON'T U LOOK AT ME

Posted by: Phinn at February 14, 2013 02:30 PM (oFH2D)

75 I LIKE OJ

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 02:30 PM (nqBYe)

76 FORCE IT

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:30 PM (LCRYB)

77 WELCOME 2 THE DONG SHOW

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 02:30 PM (w+Dvf)

78 OH, THAT'S A PENIS? CUTE.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 02:30 PM (UOM48)

79 I8U

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 02:30 PM (T0NGe)

80 CALL ME DADDY

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 02:30 PM (UzPAd)

81 I'LL PULL OUT

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 02:31 PM (p1uUQ)

82 - NO USE TEETH JUST SWALLOW -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:31 PM (J8DGo)

83 YES,THAT MAKES U LOOK FAT

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 02:31 PM (w+Dvf)

84 GO HOME NOW

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 02:31 PM (T0NGe)

85 "UR THE WIND BENEATH MY SQUID"

Posted by: tasker at February 14, 2013 02:31 PM (r2PLg)

86 WANNA SEE MY CRAWL SPACE?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 02:31 PM (UOM48)

87 I'M HARRY REID

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 14, 2013 02:31 PM (k4bdL)

88 Don't you mean intended for men to give to women?

Posted by: Y-not at February 14, 2013 02:31 PM (5H6zj)

89 I ♣ U

Posted by: fb at February 14, 2013 02:31 PM (JVEmw)

90 I SAW U

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:32 PM (LCRYB)

91 UR2 OLD

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 02:32 PM (T0NGe)

92 DO U SWALLOW?

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 02:32 PM (0PiQ4)

93 FUPA-LICKUS


eeeewwwwww

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 02:32 PM (Hp320)

94 PINK OR STINK?

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 02:32 PM (UzPAd)

95 ANY PORT IN A STORM

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 02:32 PM (p1uUQ)

96 - MEET MY WINGMAN -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:32 PM (J8DGo)

97 fb threadwinner.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 02:32 PM (T0NGe)

98 LOVE UR HOLES

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:32 PM (LCRYB)

99 WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 14, 2013 02:32 PM (WYOrt)

100 DOES THIS SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM?

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 02:32 PM (9XBK2)

101 FREE MEAL 4 BJ

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 02:32 PM (GULKT)

102 "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"

Posted by: tasker at February 14, 2013 02:32 PM (r2PLg)

103 WHAT IS THAT?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at February 14, 2013 02:32 PM (baL2B)

104 BRACE YOURSELF, BRIDGIT

Posted by: Y-not at February 14, 2013 02:32 PM (5H6zj)

105 2 CUTE 2 SQUEAL

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:32 PM (LCRYB)

106 UR SISTER 2?

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 02:32 PM (T0NGe)

107 I HATE UR CATS

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 02:33 PM (UOM48)

108 A lot of those are pretty stupid.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 02:33 PM (O8sZf)

109 GET THE BUTTER

Posted by: Last Tango [/i] at February 14, 2013 02:33 PM (feFL6)

110 MY CONDOM IS INVISIBLE

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 02:33 PM (j2lYi)

111 UR SPIRIT WILL LIVE WITHIN MY BLOOD

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:33 PM (LCRYB)

112 PABST  BLUE  RIBBON!! 

Posted by: Frank Booth at February 14, 2013 02:33 PM (tfXsJ)

113 - GO AHEAD, SCREAM -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:33 PM (J8DGo)

114 I C UR  TWINKIE

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 02:33 PM (nTgAI)

115 STOP SCREAMING

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 02:33 PM (UOM48)

116 AS LONG AS I GET MINE

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 02:33 PM (GULKT)

117 I HAVE A HOT WIFE AND YOU DONT Wait that was just a schoolyard taunt at most of you. I <3 SMOTHERING

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 02:33 PM (WmNAT)

118 BUBBA BAIT

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 14, 2013 02:33 PM (k4bdL)

119 YOUR SKIN = LOVE ORGAN

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 02:33 PM (I88Jc)

120 I BLAME THE TEA PARTY

Posted by: Karl Rove at February 14, 2013 02:33 PM (w+Dvf)

121 TEQUILA AND A HOT TUB

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 02:33 PM (p1uUQ)

122 ANAL MUCH?

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 02:33 PM (0PiQ4)

123 STRUGGLING ONLY MAKES ME HORNY

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:34 PM (LCRYB)

124 PAIN=LOVE

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 14, 2013 02:34 PM (WYOrt)

125 A lot of those are pretty stupid. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (O8sZf) ACE H8 MUMR

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 02:34 PM (T0NGe)

126 IF U LUV ME YOU'LL DIE WITH ME

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 02:34 PM (UOM48)

127 - UR POSITIVE, JUST LIKE UR BLOOD -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:34 PM (J8DGo)

128 REDRUM

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 02:34 PM (WmNAT)

129 Scary? I have to walk back alone!

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 14, 2013 02:34 PM (mJkp9)

130 It's Legal In Japan.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 14, 2013 02:34 PM (mJkp9)

131 ANAL IS THE NEW ORAL

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 02:34 PM (p1uUQ)

132 111 MY CONDOM IS INVISIBLE Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (j2lYi) __________ lol--

Posted by: tasker at February 14, 2013 02:34 PM (r2PLg)

133 DORNER, FTW.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 02:34 PM (r4dYV)

134 I went for a gift yesterday and the girl informed me it was "Valeswines Day". The day for your mistress.

Who knew? Not me.

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 02:34 PM (/Fgoj)

135 I Saw This In An Anime.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 14, 2013 02:34 PM (mJkp9)

136 YOU"RE HOT BUT STUPID.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2013 02:34 PM (PxYrx)

137 I LIVE 4 UR TEARS

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 02:34 PM (WmNAT)

138 GOT TIME 2 BLEED?

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 02:35 PM (I88Jc)

139 RAPE,RAPE?

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 02:35 PM (9XBK2)

140 SAW Is A Love Story, Right?

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 14, 2013 02:35 PM (mJkp9)

141 JUST CALL ME PIERS

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 02:35 PM (UOM48)

142 LUV LTR --> MY GUN

Posted by: Frank Booth, you fucking fuck!!!!! at February 14, 2013 02:35 PM (k4bdL)

143 "125 A lot of those are pretty stupid. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (O8sZf) ACE H8 MUMR Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (T0NGe) " R U GAY?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 02:35 PM (O8sZf)

144 AIDS SCHMAIDS

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 02:35 PM (WmNAT)

145 Reach around

Posted by: Heart shaped cookie at February 14, 2013 02:35 PM (5kXJU)

146 R THESE ROPES TOO TIGHT?

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 14, 2013 02:35 PM (WYOrt)

147 BUTTER FACE

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:35 PM (J4gw3)

148 I'VE BEEN TESTED

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 02:35 PM (p1uUQ)

149 MUMR = SEPUKKU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 02:35 PM (Hp320)

150 I went for a gift yesterday and the girl informed me it was "Valeswines Day". The day for your mistress. Who knew? Not me. Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (/Fgoj) Dammit...I've got to go...do something.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 02:35 PM (T0NGe)

151 128 REDRUM Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (WmNAT) ______________ That's just creepy CAC--but only because I already posted that.

Posted by: tasker at February 14, 2013 02:35 PM (r2PLg)

152 GOT A LIGHT?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 14, 2013 02:35 PM (k4bdL)

153 HIV (-)

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 02:36 PM (UzPAd)

154 TAKE THE MONEY

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 02:36 PM (p1uUQ)

155 HELLO "KITTY"

Posted by: Y-not at February 14, 2013 02:36 PM (5H6zj)

156
WHAT FLAVOR ASTROGLIDE?

Posted by: YIKES! at February 14, 2013 02:36 PM (mETGQ)

157 RUB IT RUB IT NOW

U LIKE DOLLS 2?

NO BODY NO CRIME

Posted by: Phinn at February 14, 2013 02:36 PM (oFH2D)

158 I CAN HAZ U?

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 14, 2013 02:36 PM (UOjzE)

159 HIV= HARD INYA VAGINA

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 02:36 PM (w+Dvf)

160 I CANT SPELL BUTTRAPE W/O U

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 02:36 PM (WmNAT)

161 MY BLOOD TESTS ARE CLEAN,SWEARSIES

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 02:36 PM (9XBK2)

162 U TOUCHED BI ANGEL?

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 02:36 PM (I88Jc)

163

CAN I SNIFF UR PANTIES

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 02:36 PM (GULKT)

164 - U MADE ME COME ... OVER -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:36 PM (J8DGo)

165 ANIME POON

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 02:36 PM (Hp320)

166 ""BE MY SHARONA!"

Posted by: tasker at February 14, 2013 02:36 PM (r2PLg)

167 "149 MUMR = SEPUKKU Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:35 PM (Hp320) " Damn. That's one awesome endorsement. (blush)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 02:36 PM (O8sZf)

168 BOY POWER!

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 14, 2013 02:36 PM (k4bdL)

169 SHOW ME URS

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 02:36 PM (qyv02)

170 I HAVE US ON TAPE

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:36 PM (J4gw3)

171 HUMP TIME!

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 14, 2013 02:36 PM (UOjzE)

172 BALL GAG

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 02:37 PM (p1uUQ)

173 I WILL WEAR YOU TONIGHT

Posted by: Julian Assange at February 14, 2013 02:37 PM (SSWdi)

174 CRUNCHY FIGS

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 02:37 PM (nTgAI)

175 DON'T STRUGGLE.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 14, 2013 02:37 PM (mJkp9)

176

U'LL GIVE ME A HATTRICK 2NIGHT

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 02:37 PM (GULKT)

177 STRUGGLE!

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 14, 2013 02:37 PM (mJkp9)

178 STUMP

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:37 PM (LCRYB)

179 GIVE HER THE D

Posted by: Rene Descartes at February 14, 2013 02:37 PM (WmNAT)

180 IT'S A WART,WART

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 02:37 PM (9XBK2)

181 Side 1: "Just the tip" Side 2: "I promise"

Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2013 02:37 PM (XwwL5)

182 MY BALLS UR CHIN

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 02:37 PM (p1uUQ)

183 TENTACLE PORN

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 02:37 PM (r4dYV)

184 ILU

Posted by: Dirty Old Man at February 14, 2013 02:37 PM (JgkPs)

185 - B MY MEATSPACE STALKEE

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:37 PM (J8DGo)

186 DO YOU LIKE KIDDIE PORN?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 02:37 PM (UOM48)

187 BOY CRAZY

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 14, 2013 02:38 PM (k4bdL)

188 YOU WON'T BE SORRY

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 02:38 PM (p1uUQ)

189 FORGT 2 TAKE MY MEDS

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 14, 2013 02:38 PM (q177U)

190 IN MY BUNK?

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 02:38 PM (nTgAI)

191 NO ESCAPE, BILLY

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 14, 2013 02:38 PM (k4bdL)

192 Off to dinner with the husband, or at least I think so...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 02:38 PM (UOM48)

193 YOUR SKIN LOOKS COMFORTABLE

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:38 PM (J4gw3)

194 I COULDN'T AFFORD LOBSTER, SO IM GONNA GIVE YOU CRABS

Posted by: Maryland Moron [/i] at February 14, 2013 02:38 PM (feFL6)

195 UR SCREAMS R HOT

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 02:38 PM (WmNAT)

196 WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 02:38 PM (p1uUQ)

197 DOES THIS SMELL INFECTED?

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 02:38 PM (9XBK2)

198 How old's your sister?

Posted by: zsasz at February 14, 2013 02:38 PM (MMC8r)

199 DRAIN-O 4 ME BALLS-O

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 02:38 PM (I88Jc)

200 U MY FAVORITE HO

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 02:39 PM (w+Dvf)

201 Wife stopped gun purchase surprise,her first 44 mag lever gun. O well,she got diamonds from DJs silver mine.

Posted by: Heart shaped cookie at February 14, 2013 02:39 PM (5kXJU)

202 "191 Off to dinner with the husband, or at least I think so... Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 06:38 PM (UOM4 " Later.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 02:39 PM (O8sZf)

203
YOU'LL DO.

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 14, 2013 02:39 PM (mETGQ)

204 I BANGED YOUR SISTER

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:39 PM (J4gw3)

205 CAN I TOUCH EM?

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 02:39 PM (p1uUQ)

206 U LIKE MY MOM'S BASEMENT?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 02:39 PM (UOM48)

207 MY ROPE MY RULES

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:39 PM (J8DGo)

208 RANSOM OR PIT?

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:39 PM (LCRYB)

209 "LETS TOUCH SWORDS!"

Posted by: Andy Sullivan at February 14, 2013 02:39 PM (r2PLg)

210 moms basement

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 02:39 PM (nqBYe)

211 From Japan -  HELLO NIPPY

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 02:39 PM (Hp320)

212 IT'LL FIT

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 02:39 PM (p1uUQ)

213 ARE U ON THE PILL?

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:39 PM (J4gw3)

214 SMILE FOR THE CAMERA

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 02:39 PM (j2lYi)

215 TONIGHT. YOU.

Posted by: HANDBANANA at February 14, 2013 02:40 PM (WmNAT)

216 oh man, jane already got it

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 02:40 PM (nqBYe)

217 BEEN 4 HOURS CALL THE DOC

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 14, 2013 02:40 PM (UOjzE)

218 RAPE, OR RAPE?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 02:40 PM (w+Dvf)

219

ME = OBAMA

 

U = AMERICA

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 02:40 PM (GULKT)

220 SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 02:40 PM (p1uUQ)

221 "194 I COULDN'T AFFORD LOBSTER, SO IM GONNA GIVE YOU CRABS Posted by: Maryland Moron at February 14, 2013 06:38 PM (feFL6) " Bears repeating.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 02:40 PM (O8sZf)

222 SHACKLE HUG?

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 14, 2013 02:40 PM (k4bdL)

223 up yours

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 02:40 PM (nqBYe)

224 I LIKE U & I WANT U

Posted by: Fleece Johnson at February 14, 2013 02:40 PM (WmNAT)

225 OH U WOKE UP

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:40 PM (J4gw3)

226 SMELL THE GLOVE

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 02:40 PM (96M6e)

227 FLICK IT OR LICK IT

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 02:40 PM (I88Jc)

228 AM CLEAN! HONEST!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 02:40 PM (Hp320)

229 JUST THE TIP

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 14, 2013 02:40 PM (NzBQO)

230 U HAVE MY BOOK? http://tinyurl.com/agdawjn

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 14, 2013 02:40 PM (T0NGe)

231 EASY WAY OR HARD WAY. CHOICE IS URS.

Posted by: Fleece Johnson at February 14, 2013 02:40 PM (WmNAT)

232 GOT RU 486?

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 02:40 PM (9XBK2)

233 BACK DOOR ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 02:40 PM (nTgAI)

234 EEEEEEEEEEEEUuuwwwwwwwwwww.

It's delightful to be married,
To be, to be, to be, to be, to be married!

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 14, 2013 02:41 PM (IlZPo)

235 Y'know, while the dweebs from the Swanson story two posts down spend their prime fucking years honing their Pokemon skillz, whacking it to "cosplay" pics, and wondering if any three-dimensional woman will ever recognize what fine responsible husbands they'd make, their future wives are out testing the limits of vaginal elasticity on dozens and dozens of GET IN THE FUCKING BOX dudes' cocks.

Don't reject GET IN THE FUCKING BOX. Put it on your to-do list. The tone is just right...if you don't make any nerd moves while you're handing them out.

Posted by: oblig. at February 14, 2013 02:41 PM (cePv8)

236 MY MOM
SAID
IT'S OK

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 14, 2013 02:41 PM (acamJ)

237
I'M ON FIRE 4 U.

Posted by: Christopher Dorner at February 14, 2013 02:41 PM (mETGQ)

238 Schadenboner 4U

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 02:41 PM (/Fgoj)

239 ME SO HORNY

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 02:41 PM (w+Dvf)

240 NO TEARS IN THE CAGE

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 14, 2013 02:41 PM (k4bdL)

241 CUM WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

Posted by: Ahnold at February 14, 2013 02:41 PM (vU7KM)

242 JOHN HOLMES JR

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 02:41 PM (96M6e)

243 "211 From Japan - HELLO NIPPY Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:39 PM (Hp320) " Japan is worst East Asian country. (Except maybe North Korea. Maybe.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 02:41 PM (O8sZf)

244 some are waaay to good at this.

slinks to my corner.

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 02:41 PM (nqBYe)

245 WATCHING PORN ALONE, FTW!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 02:41 PM (r4dYV)

246 WRECKED 'EM?

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:42 PM (J4gw3)

247 - B MY ALIBI -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:42 PM (J8DGo)

248 TOUCH MY RESOLUTION

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 14, 2013 02:42 PM (k4bdL)

249 IT'S NOT PUSS

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 02:42 PM (UzPAd)

250 IS UR MOM HOME

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 02:42 PM (/Fgoj)

251 PUT SOME ICE ON THAT

Posted by: kyle kiernan at February 14, 2013 02:42 PM (80Gv7)

252 I <3 U, HONOR ROLL STUDENT

Posted by: Senator Bob Menendez at February 14, 2013 02:42 PM (I2LwF)

253 BLOW TUBES?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 02:42 PM (qyv02)

254 U BABY ME CORNER

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:42 PM (J8DGo)

255 YOUR MOTHER MADE ME BREAKFAST

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 02:42 PM (w+Dvf)

256 Fastest to 250+ posts in AoS history.....

Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 02:43 PM (ZolUS)

257

BURNING SENSATION.

Posted by: Christopher Dorner at February 14, 2013 02:43 PM (mETGQ)

258 RU N YET?

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:43 PM (J4gw3)

259 U HAV A SISTER?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 02:43 PM (qyv02)

260 THANKS 4 THE MAMMARIES

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 02:43 PM (4Mv1T)

261 BU KA KE

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 02:43 PM (/Fgoj)

262 bREAkuP? CANT SPELL W/O R-A-P-E.

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 02:43 PM (WmNAT)

263 Wow that last one was dark...

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 02:43 PM (WmNAT)

264 BIKINI WAX PLS

MARV ALBERT STYLE

DONKEY PUNCH

TIJUANA TAXI

<3


Posted by: 13times at February 14, 2013 02:43 PM (h6XiD)

265 VIRGIN KILLER

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 02:43 PM (UzPAd)

266 DON'T WORRY,U WONT REMEMBER

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 02:43 PM (9XBK2)

267 ITS BENIGN - BENIGN AND A HALF

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:43 PM (J8DGo)

268 fallen apart

Posted by: jeffrey donner at February 14, 2013 02:43 PM (nqBYe)

269 CREEP SUZETTE?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 02:43 PM (qyv02)

270 HAPPY VD

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 02:44 PM (96M6e)

271 ARE YOU WEARING SPANKS?

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:44 PM (J4gw3)

272 ARE YOU WEARING SPANKS?

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:44 PM (J4gw3)

273 YOUR MONEY'S ON THE DESK

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 14, 2013 02:44 PM (NzBQO)

274 YOUR MONEY'S ON THE DESK

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 14, 2013 02:44 PM (NzBQO)

275 PEE ON ME

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 02:44 PM (/Fgoj)

276 PEE ON ME

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 02:44 PM (/Fgoj)

277 2 CUTE 2 B LEGAL

Posted by: Y-not at February 14, 2013 02:44 PM (5H6zj)

278 2 CUTE 2 B LEGAL

Posted by: Y-not at February 14, 2013 02:44 PM (5H6zj)

279 FORCED ENTRY

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 02:44 PM (WmNAT)

280 FORCED ENTRY

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 02:44 PM (WmNAT)

281 HAPPY VD

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 06:44 PM (96M6e)

 

Well done

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 02:44 PM (nTgAI)

282 HAPPY VD

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 06:44 PM (96M6e)

 

Well done

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 02:44 PM (nTgAI)

283 CLAP

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:44 PM (J4gw3)

284 CLAP

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:44 PM (J4gw3)

285 Okay I just got the worse Valentine ever in my email.

From Reince Priebus
Subject Anna! Your GOP Valentines are here.

Ack!!!!  Not opening it.  Never.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 02:44 PM (Hp320)

286 Okay I just got the worse Valentine ever in my email.

From Reince Priebus
Subject Anna! Your GOP Valentines are here.

Ack!!!!  Not opening it.  Never.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 02:44 PM (Hp320)

287 MY CONJOINED TWIN LUVS YOU

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (j2lYi)

288 MY CONJOINED TWIN LUVS YOU

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (j2lYi)

289 I'm alerting the proper authorities.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (IlZPo)

290 I'm alerting the proper authorities.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (IlZPo)

291 "263 Wow that last one was dark... Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 06:43 PM (WmNAT) " A lot of these are. Genuine comedy is slightly dead.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (O8sZf)

292 "263 Wow that last one was dark... Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 06:43 PM (WmNAT) " A lot of these are. Genuine comedy is slightly dead.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (O8sZf)

293 2 IN THE PINK 1 IN THE STINK

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (9XBK2)

294 2 IN THE PINK 1 IN THE STINK

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (9XBK2)

295 PROLAPSED ANUS, FTW!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (r4dYV)

296 PROLAPSED ANUS, FTW!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (r4dYV)

297 I BREAK BITCHES - WP

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (J8DGo)

298 I BREAK BITCHES - WP

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (J8DGo)

299 DISEASE --> ME

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (k4bdL)

300 DISEASE --> ME

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (k4bdL)

301 Totally OT, but Malkin just tweeted the nest gif.. http://t.co/8RT9ggbk

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (piMMO)

302 Totally OT, but Malkin just tweeted the nest gif.. http://t.co/8RT9ggbk

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (piMMO)

303 Okay I just got the worse Valentine ever in my email.

From Reince Priebus
Subject Anna! Your GOP Valentines are here.

Ack!!!! Not opening it. Never.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:44 PM (Hp320)

 

REINCE IN 2 U

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (nTgAI)

304 Okay I just got the worse Valentine ever in my email.

From Reince Priebus
Subject Anna! Your GOP Valentines are here.

Ack!!!! Not opening it. Never.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:44 PM (Hp320)

 

REINCE IN 2 U

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (nTgAI)

305 2 GIRLS, 1 CUP, AND ME

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (w+Dvf)

306 2 GIRLS, 1 CUP, AND ME

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (w+Dvf)

307 I DON"T PLACATE

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (J4gw3)

308 I DON"T PLACATE

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (J4gw3)

309 BLOODY VALENTINE

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (k4bdL)

310 BLOODY VALENTINE

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 14, 2013 02:45 PM (k4bdL)

311 2 BEAUCOUP 4 U

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 02:46 PM (I88Jc)

312 KUATO IS MY WINGMAN

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 14, 2013 02:46 PM (vU7KM)

313 GIVE ME YOU HEART, ITS WORTH 50G'S

Posted by: somejoe at February 14, 2013 02:46 PM (SSWdi)

314 herpes R fun

Posted by: jeffrey donner at February 14, 2013 02:46 PM (nqBYe)

315 DON'T U JUDGE ME

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 02:46 PM (9XBK2)

316 NOT ACTUAL CANDY

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 14, 2013 02:46 PM (UOjzE)

317 "278 Okay I just got the worse Valentine ever in my email. From Reince Priebus Subject Anna! Your GOP Valentines are here. Ack!!!! Not opening it. Never. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:44 PM (Hp320) " I'd open it. (He has a lot of money. :-P)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 02:46 PM (O8sZf)

318 SKULL-FUCK, FTW!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 02:46 PM (r4dYV)

319 B MY BLOOD-BRIDE

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 14, 2013 02:47 PM (k4bdL)

320 DR CHOAD

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 02:47 PM (96M6e)

321 U CRY U DIE

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:47 PM (LCRYB)

322 SPIT ON IT

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 02:47 PM (UzPAd)

323

SSSSHUSH

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 14, 2013 02:47 PM (kdS6q)

324 I LOATH U

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:47 PM (J4gw3)

325 NO SAFE WORDS

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 14, 2013 02:47 PM (k4bdL)

326 TRUNK HAS AIR HOLES

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 02:47 PM (9XBK2)

327  needs a aspirin

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 02:47 PM (nqBYe)

328 COUCH-LOVER

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 02:47 PM (WmNAT)

329 B MY CONCUBINE

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 02:48 PM (/Fgoj)

330 the BEST gif...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 02:48 PM (piMMO)

331 KHORNE! KHORNE! KHORNE!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 14, 2013 02:48 PM (k4bdL)

332 AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 02:48 PM (w+Dvf)

333 FMK?

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 02:48 PM (96M6e)

334 WANG

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:48 PM (LCRYB)

335 DRAIN
UR SORE
1ST

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 02:48 PM (7xeJQ)

336 I KNEAD YOU

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:48 PM (J8DGo)

337 YOUR KNOW WHAT WOULD LOOK GOOD IN YOUR SKIN? ME

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:48 PM (J4gw3)

338 MY FAVORITE SKULL

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 14, 2013 02:48 PM (k4bdL)

339 BE MY DEVAN!

Posted by: Andy Sullivan at February 14, 2013 02:48 PM (r2PLg)

340 HELP ME GET THIS COUCH IN MY VAN?

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 02:48 PM (9XBK2)

341 MY WIFE AND I HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2013 02:48 PM (tAOpG)

342 BE MY FLESHLIGHT?

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:49 PM (J4gw3)

343 NO TEETH!

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 14, 2013 02:49 PM (UOjzE)

344 Okay, to be honest you had me at "YOU'LL DO." I mean, that says it all.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 14, 2013 02:49 PM (IlZPo)

345 OBI-WON SAYS: USE THE FORCE!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 02:49 PM (r4dYV)

346 GOLD DIGGER

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 02:49 PM (NEIxp)

347 I WATCH U

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 02:49 PM (nTgAI)

348 LUV RICTUS

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 14, 2013 02:49 PM (k4bdL)

349 MUSK STINK

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:49 PM (LCRYB)

350 IGNORE THE STAINS

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 02:49 PM (WmNAT)

351 I M MR WRONG

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 02:49 PM (96M6e)

352 "Secretariat or Bust!"

Posted by: That Guy at February 14, 2013 02:49 PM (r2PLg)

353 BRING A STOOL

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 02:49 PM (9XBK2)

354 This one's from Jim Messina;

I'VE GOT A CLOWN 4U

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 02:49 PM (/Fgoj)

355 EVERY INCH OF MY ANEURYSM

Posted by: Ron Germy [/i] at February 14, 2013 02:49 PM (feFL6)

356 MUSKRAT WUB

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 02:50 PM (bfYGd)

357 CLAM STAB?

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:50 PM (LCRYB)

358 (f) SEAT DOWN

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 02:50 PM (TIIx5)

359 TASTE DESIRE FIRE

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 02:50 PM (I88Jc)

360 "THIS IS MY "O" FACE!"

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 14, 2013 02:50 PM (r2PLg)

361 HORSE MAN BABY ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 02:50 PM (nTgAI)

362 "16 MY SECOND FAVORITE THING TO EAT IS FOOD Posted by: Minuteman" Awesome

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2013 02:50 PM (tAOpG)

363

I'LL ONLY PUT IT IN HALF-WAY

Posted by: Morris at February 14, 2013 02:50 PM (BAZtk)

364 LOOK BEFORE SITTING

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 02:50 PM (TIIx5)

365 - OH THE PLACES I'LL GO - _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:50 PM (J8DGo)

366 I M WATCHING U

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 02:50 PM (96M6e)

367 UR SIN WAS TRUST

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:50 PM (LCRYB)

368 278-If it's the usual GOP Valentines It's quite funny jokes about various Democrats; Don't worry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2013 02:51 PM (PxYrx)

369 B MY SWINE

or

SQUEAL LIKE A PIG

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 02:51 PM (/Fgoj)

370 DETACHABLE?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 14, 2013 02:51 PM (k4bdL)

371 R U OPEN

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 02:51 PM (nTgAI)

372 you know... we could sell these.

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:51 PM (LCRYB)

373 WHO'S HE?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 14, 2013 02:51 PM (k4bdL)

374 ITS OKAY - OBAMACARE WILL FIX US

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:51 PM (J8DGo)

375 (.)(.)

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 14, 2013 02:51 PM (UOjzE)

376 LITERALLY NAKED

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 14, 2013 02:51 PM (k4bdL)

377 DATED YOU ON A BET/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2013 02:51 PM (PxYrx)

378 312 AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!

Maybe it's just the fever, but this one strikes me as damn hilarious.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 14, 2013 02:51 PM (IlZPo)

379 NO FATTIES

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 02:51 PM (w+Dvf)

380 (f) RESPECT

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 02:51 PM (TIIx5)

381 you know... we could sell these.

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:51 PM (LCRYB)


gah NO

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 02:52 PM (nqBYe)

382 RESPONSIBILITY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 02:52 PM (TIIx5)

383 YOU WON"T REMEMBER A THING

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:52 PM (J4gw3)

384 GAPING MAW.

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 02:52 PM (wAQA5)

385 ( ) ( )

Got to do it right Serious Cat.  

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 02:52 PM (bfYGd)

386 (f) U DONT LOVE ME

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 02:52 PM (TIIx5)

387 U HAVE UR MOTHERS EYES, I WANT THEM BACK

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:52 PM (J8DGo)

388 PLANET EATER.

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 02:52 PM (wAQA5)

389 So, 2 near-identical bills in 2 states on the same day to require forced firearm confiscation. Plus 20 smaller bills coming out of committee-- on the same day-- in Jersey. Maybe a post on this is in order? Between this, the war on religious freedom, NDAA, drone assassinations of American teenagers, indefinite detention, DHA hoarding 2 billions rounds if ammo... Life is getting fucking scary.

Posted by: Hopeless at February 14, 2013 02:52 PM (BnWeG)

390 You're dip worthy

Posted by: madamex at February 14, 2013 02:52 PM (Ztp7S)

391 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:52 PM (J4gw3)

392 "ALL HUNG UP ON U!"

Posted by: David Carradine at February 14, 2013 02:52 PM (r2PLg)

393 LET ME GET YOUR MIDOL

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 02:52 PM (TIIx5)

394 I TESTED NEGATIVE

Posted by: Emdoc at February 14, 2013 02:52 PM (0RJ16)

395 MY HAMMER CAN FIX U

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:53 PM (LCRYB)

396 YOU SCREAM PRETTY

Posted by: somejoe at February 14, 2013 02:53 PM (SSWdi)

397 EASY

dead or alive

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 02:53 PM (nqBYe)

398 "352 you know... we could sell these. Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:51 PM (LCRYB) " Well, if it's for a good cause, here's my contribution: FLUKE (That's as low as I'm willing to go.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 02:53 PM (O8sZf)

399 (f) ASSHOLE

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 02:53 PM (TIIx5)

400 EVER HEARD OF FURRIES?

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 02:53 PM (r4dYV)

401 VAGINA DENTATA? NO PROBLEMO

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:53 PM (J8DGo)

402 NAG

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 02:53 PM (TIIx5)

403 SEEN MY KEYS?

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 02:53 PM (96M6e)

404 MUD FLAPS.

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 02:53 PM (wAQA5)

405 I think we have to be very honest, let us not be deceived -- Nixon, Bush, Obama, they're war criminals. -- Cornel West

Posted by: Goodwin's Target at February 14, 2013 02:53 PM (e8kgV)

406 TOUCH MY GUN

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 02:53 PM (nTgAI)

407 SHAVE
UR POON

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 02:53 PM (7xeJQ)

408 - CALL IT FRIEND-O -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 02:53 PM (J8DGo)

409 LUV 2 STALK U

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:53 PM (J4gw3)

410 YIFF or <> YIFF?

Some questions should never be asked in polite company.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 02:54 PM (bfYGd)

411

BEHIND U

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 14, 2013 02:54 PM (kdS6q)

412 MY LOVE DUMPLING

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 02:54 PM (UzPAd)

413 COCA PUTA

Posted by: 13times at February 14, 2013 02:54 PM (h6XiD)

414 (f) I'M GOING TO MY MOTHER'S

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 02:54 PM (TIIx5)

415 A2M

Posted by: Ugh at February 14, 2013 02:54 PM (aca0s)

416 LET ME SHAVE U

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 02:54 PM (YcklU)

417 BEER ME ON THE WAY OUT

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 02:54 PM (TIIx5)

418 LICK ME

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 02:54 PM (qyv02)

419 LOST MY WATCH

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:54 PM (J4gw3)

420 (f) HEAD FULL OF SNAKES That's an EoJ one.

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:54 PM (LCRYB)

421 IP ATTOR NEY

That's for you ACE.

I want my cut.

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 02:54 PM (/Fgoj)

422 CARPET MATCH DRAPES?

Posted by: Emdoc at February 14, 2013 02:54 PM (0RJ16)

423 I HAVE NIGHT VISION GOGGLES

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 02:54 PM (9XBK2)

424 NICE FUPA

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 02:54 PM (96M6e)

425 DINGLEBERRIES.

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 02:55 PM (wAQA5)

426 Here Comes The Gunk

Posted by: SoL at February 14, 2013 02:55 PM (qG+iL)

427
DON'T SHUT THE CURTAINS.

Posted by: YIKES! at February 14, 2013 02:55 PM (mETGQ)

428 WASH IT BETTER

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:55 PM (J4gw3)

429 PUT YO' LIPS ON IT

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 02:55 PM (YcklU)

430 SO MANY MIDGETS!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 02:55 PM (r4dYV)

431 BE MY NOODLE HAMPER!

Posted by: Andy Sullivan at February 14, 2013 02:55 PM (r2PLg)

432 CRUSH ME UP AND SNORT ♥

Posted by: fb at February 14, 2013 02:55 PM (JVEmw)

433 IN YOUR CLOSET

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 02:55 PM (w+Dvf)

434 DI VORC ME

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 02:55 PM (/Fgoj)

435 (f) BIG AS A BARN

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:55 PM (LCRYB)

436 The one for Menendez was pretty good: http://gopvalentine.com/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2013 02:55 PM (PxYrx)

437

I

 

C

 

U

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 02:55 PM (nTgAI)

438 YOU ARE MY HALLWAY

Posted by: somejoe at February 14, 2013 02:55 PM (SSWdi)

439 POD BAY HAL

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 02:55 PM (bfYGd)

440 AIR LUBE 4 U

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 02:55 PM (I88Jc)

441 GET THE GIMP

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 02:55 PM (96M6e)

442 UNDER YOUR BED

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 02:55 PM (9XBK2)

443 (f) SENDING DAD W SHOTGUN

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 02:56 PM (TIIx5)

444 UR SEXY WHEN U SLEEP

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 02:56 PM (w+Dvf)

445 WASH UR PISH (PU)

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 02:56 PM (/Fgoj)

446 LICK MY PURPLE MUSHROOM

Posted by: Emdoc at February 14, 2013 02:56 PM (0RJ16)

447 I HAVE ANOTHER FAMILY IN ATLANTA

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:56 PM (J4gw3)

448 YOU GOTTA FIRST IT TO KNOW WHAT'S IN IT!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 14, 2013 02:56 PM (r2PLg)

449 AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION, FTW!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 02:56 PM (r4dYV)

450 MRS RIGHT !!! -flipside- MISS RIGHT NOW!!

Posted by: fixerupper at February 14, 2013 02:56 PM (9MmIU)

451 TASTY FINGERS

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:56 PM (LCRYB)

452

SWEET

 

    N

 

MEATY

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 02:56 PM (nTgAI)

453

HILLARY

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 14, 2013 02:56 PM (kdS6q)

454 TELL HIM BRING NACHOS GAME ON

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 02:57 PM (TIIx5)

455 LABIA ENSLAVE YA

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 02:57 PM (I88Jc)

456 KISS IT

Posted by: B. J. Clinton at February 14, 2013 02:57 PM (CBJbU)

457 now write a book where this is dialogue

see if anyone would print it.

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 02:57 PM (nqBYe)

458 BAREBACK CRUSH

Posted by: 13times at February 14, 2013 02:57 PM (h6XiD)

459 IT'S NOT ME ITS U

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 02:57 PM (w+Dvf)

460 MEAT ME IN U

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 02:57 PM (nTgAI)

461 (f) BARREN

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:57 PM (LCRYB)

462 DORKS ND LV 2

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 02:57 PM (qyv02)

463 Yeah, I'm going to go take a break.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 02:57 PM (O8sZf)

464 1-800-4MY-DONG

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 02:57 PM (UzPAd)

465 WHY THE BUMPS?

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 02:58 PM (wAQA5)

466 rug burns and handcuffs

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 02:58 PM (nqBYe)

467 ette, direct to Kindle.

"The Candy Dialogs."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 02:58 PM (bfYGd)

468

OCTOMOM

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 14, 2013 02:58 PM (kdS6q)

469 (f) IM TAKING THE DOG

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 02:58 PM (TIIx5)

470 CREDIT SCORE?

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 14, 2013 02:58 PM (UOjzE)

471 PLZ WEAR THIS HORSE MASK

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 02:58 PM (YcklU)

472 I HAVE U ON TAPE

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 02:58 PM (/Fgoj)

473 AT UR CERVIX

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 02:58 PM (96M6e)

474 ON LIKE DONKEY KONG

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 02:58 PM (TIIx5)

475 TAKE IT ALL

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 02:58 PM (qyv02)

476 How.  I Love U.

Posted by: Liz Warren at February 14, 2013 02:58 PM (9dJ/k)

477 U GIVE ME A BURNING RING OF FIRE!

Posted by: Andy Sullivan at February 14, 2013 02:58 PM (r2PLg)

478 DON'T FART IN BED

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 02:58 PM (r4dYV)

479 HORSE MAN

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 02:58 PM (/Fgoj)

480 I WONT UPLOAD IT

Posted by: 13times at February 14, 2013 02:58 PM (h6XiD)

481 LET'S MAKE AN ABORSH

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:59 PM (LCRYB)

482 "The Candy Dialogs."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:58 PM (bfYGd)


lol

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 02:59 PM (nqBYe)

483 BUCKET BANGER

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 02:59 PM (/Fgoj)

484 MILKY GLUTES

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 02:59 PM (J4gw3)

485 LESS TOOTH

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2013 02:59 PM (9dJ/k)

486 U MAKE A BONERS QUIVER

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 02:59 PM (I88Jc)

487 i'm going to get hell for that one. We're running out of Dark Places, though.

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 02:59 PM (LCRYB)

488 ot
Obama made no phone calls on night of Benghazi attack, White House says

http://tinyurl.com/b7x5kmq

zip, zero, nada

Posted by: YIKES! at February 14, 2013 02:59 PM (mETGQ)

489 B MY BUTT BANDIT

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 02:59 PM (/Fgoj)

490 50 SHADES OF U

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 14, 2013 02:59 PM (k4bdL)

491 abort a friend.

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 02:59 PM (nqBYe)

492 It may not be good, but it'll be funny.

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 02:59 PM (XLuH2)

493 HOT CARL 4 ME?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 02:59 PM (qyv02)

494 Pull it out, pull it out!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 02:59 PM (opS9C)

495 NO, DON'T STOP!
NO! DON'T! STOP!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:00 PM (r4dYV)

496

BONE TROOPER

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 14, 2013 03:00 PM (QLJPW)

497 SILKY RECTUM

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:00 PM (LCRYB)

498 I"D LUV A HANDY

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:00 PM (J4gw3)

499 UR MY ASS PIRATE

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 03:00 PM (/Fgoj)

500 Ace.  Dark Places?  Run out of.  Think Sandy Fluke or Andi Sullivan.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 03:00 PM (bfYGd)

501 IM WILD ABOUT HAIRY

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 03:00 PM (w+Dvf)

502 LOST? GOOD.

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 14, 2013 03:00 PM (k4bdL)

503 (f) MOM NEVER LIKED YOU

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:00 PM (TIIx5)

504 ME + U + RU482 MAKE TWO

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 03:00 PM (YcklU)

505 467 Meh,I went there back at 232.

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 03:00 PM (9XBK2)

506 WHAT? NO GRAVY?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 03:00 PM (j2lYi)

507 SCREAM ALL YOU WANT!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:00 PM (r4dYV)

508 BE MY SEX SLAVE

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 14, 2013 03:00 PM (2jh8d)

509 FLACCID GETS ACID

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 03:01 PM (I88Jc)

510 OOPS!

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:01 PM (J4gw3)

511 I LUV UR PLACE?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:01 PM (qyv02)

512 Shit, I think I stole that last one from the Onion.

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 03:01 PM (YcklU)

513 UR PERSONALITY HEREDITARY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:01 PM (TIIx5)

514 oh hell

strickly dickly

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 03:01 PM (nqBYe)

515 TOUCH THE MASK

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 14, 2013 03:01 PM (k4bdL)

516 MY WALLS ARE SOUNDPROOFED

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 03:01 PM (9XBK2)

517 HOPE N CHANGE UR THONG

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 03:01 PM (/Fgoj)

518

LET'S HAVE ANGRY SEX

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 03:01 PM (GULKT)

519 GERBIL ZONE

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 03:01 PM (96M6e)

520 (f) SHOULD HAVE MARRIED BOB

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:01 PM (TIIx5)

521 bombshell: @LukeRussert: Breaking: Rep. Cohen tells me woman he tweeted during SOTU is in fact his daughter, he only learned of her 3 yrs ago.

Posted by: Y-not at February 14, 2013 03:01 PM (5H6zj)

522 (f) RAGGIN'

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:02 PM (LCRYB)

523 HOPE 'N CHANGE

Posted by: soothsayer at February 14, 2013 03:02 PM (OZ9Xn)

524 DO U SWALLOW

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 03:02 PM (/Fgoj)

525 FUCK YO' FEELINGS

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:02 PM (r4dYV)

526 SMELL THE GLOVE

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 03:02 PM (w+Dvf)

527 HEH, BOB MARRIED STEVEN

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:02 PM (TIIx5)

528 SPANK ME

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 03:02 PM (UzPAd)

529 SAY UR 18

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 03:02 PM (/Fgoj)

530 BE MY BACK DOOR MAN!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at February 14, 2013 03:02 PM (2jh8d)

531 WE'VE HAD DINNER. NOW PUT OUT.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2013 03:02 PM (PxYrx)

532 V-tines Day Sucks Do you?

Posted by: teej at February 14, 2013 03:02 PM (hnFK/)

533 U LIKE UP
UR CHUTE

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 03:03 PM (7xeJQ)

534 (f) BOB WAS SENSITIVE

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:03 PM (TIIx5)

535 SIT-N-SPIN NOT A SIN

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 03:03 PM (I88Jc)

536 NOT YOU. YOUR SISTER.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2013 03:03 PM (9dJ/k)

537 many of these are truly gag worthy, a success.

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 03:03 PM (nqBYe)

538 NO KEY 4 CUFFS

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 03:03 PM (/Fgoj)

539 NO EYE CONTACT!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:03 PM (r4dYV)

540 PANCAKES?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 03:03 PM (w+Dvf)

541 SAFE, ALREADY PREGNANT

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:03 PM (LCRYB)

542 I LIKED BOBS LUNCH MONEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:03 PM (TIIx5)

543 I'LL BURY YOU DEEP, WHERE EVEN THE DOGS WON'T FIND YOU

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 03:03 PM (YcklU)

544 (f) THAT WAS YOU?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:03 PM (TIIx5)

545 WHO ARE U

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 03:03 PM (/Fgoj)

546 GOT SPEEDBUMPS?

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2013 03:04 PM (9dJ/k)

547 GIVE ME BACK MY BLACK T-SHIRT YOU BITCH

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 03:04 PM (96M6e)

548 GAGA OVR SHOES

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 03:04 PM (bfYGd)

549

THAT! OH IT'S NOTHING.

Posted by: YIKES! at February 14, 2013 03:04 PM (mETGQ)

550 I HEART STAB U

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 14, 2013 03:04 PM (BVkEs)

551 BOBS MONEY, YOUR PROM CORSAGE

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:04 PM (TIIx5)

552 LUV YUR TATOO ON MY WALL

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 03:04 PM (j2lYi)

553 CERVIX STATION ATTENDANT

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 03:04 PM (I88Jc)

554 BUSH LIKE DR. J

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:04 PM (LCRYB)

555 GAGA HAS LUPUS! HA!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:04 PM (r4dYV)

556 This is payback for all the Valentine-less Valentine's days.

{sniff}

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:04 PM (qyv02)

557 HATE FUCK CENTRAL

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 03:04 PM (w+Dvf)

558 PAY OUR CHECK

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 03:04 PM (/Fgoj)

559 MEAT
POCKET

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:04 PM (J4gw3)

560 (F) MY TUBES R TIED

Posted by: Emdoc at February 14, 2013 03:04 PM (0RJ16)

561 GERBIL NIRVANA

Posted by: Richard Gere at February 14, 2013 03:05 PM (k4bdL)

562 STICK IT WHEREVER

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:05 PM (LCRYB)

563 I WANT TO WEAR UR SKIN

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 03:05 PM (/Fgoj)

564 I HAVE HEDGE CLIPPERS

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 03:05 PM (9XBK2)

565 booby snatcher

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 03:05 PM (nqBYe)

566 WANT SOME POPCORN?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:05 PM (qyv02)

567 HVS3?

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2013 03:05 PM (9dJ/k)

568 FELCH ME MAYBE

Posted by: Richard Gere at February 14, 2013 03:05 PM (k4bdL)

569 BARREN

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 03:05 PM (96M6e)

570 LATER PEEPS.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 03:05 PM (w+Dvf)

571 COULD YOU STOP IT FROM SQUEEKING?

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 03:05 PM (opS9C)

572 WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:05 PM (r4dYV)

573 NOT SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT

Posted by: Unruly at February 14, 2013 03:06 PM (67a31)

574 I WILL #
UR MOUND

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 03:06 PM (7xeJQ)

575 ONLY THE LAW CAN KEEP US APART

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:06 PM (J4gw3)

576 (f) IT WAS A NICE CORSAGE

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:06 PM (TIIx5)

577 PUFF ON MY MAGIC DRAGON

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:06 PM (qyv02)

578 All right this is getting beyond creepy.


 I hope none of you live close... 

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 03:06 PM (/Fgoj)

579 UNNATURAL ACTS!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:06 PM (r4dYV)

580 $6.50 MARKED DOWN FROM $10

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:06 PM (TIIx5)

581 EAT THAT PILLOW

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 03:06 PM (wAQA5)

582 BURN ME W/ A MARLBORO

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 03:06 PM (YcklU)

583 MARIA? U AWAKE?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 03:06 PM (ORGYc)

584 (f) CHEAP BASTARD

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:07 PM (TIIx5)

585 THAT WAS NO PILLOW

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 03:07 PM (bfYGd)

586 (f) AY PAPI!

Posted by: Bob Menendez at February 14, 2013 03:07 PM (9dJ/k)

587 HERE IT COMES! GRAB THE MOP!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 03:07 PM (opS9C)

588 SUK IT OR WALK HOME

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:07 PM (J4gw3)

589 CAKE IS FAKE

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 03:07 PM (bfYGd)

590 ORGY C HASH

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 03:07 PM (ORGYc)

591 COME OUT OF THE SHADOWS, PAPI!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 03:07 PM (opS9C)

592 BEER IS EXPENSIVE

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:07 PM (TIIx5)

593 KISS UR LIPS

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:07 PM (qyv02)

594 ORGY C ME!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 03:07 PM (ORGYc)

595 KISS ME I'M CONTAGIOUS

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 03:08 PM (I88Jc)

596 I PUT ♥ IN
UR MOUTH

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 03:08 PM (7xeJQ)

597 (f) BASTARD

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:08 PM (TIIx5)

598 I BROUGHT THE PLASTIC SHEETING

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 03:08 PM (9XBK2)

599 IS THERE ROOM 4 ONE MORE?

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 03:08 PM (opS9C)

600 c'mere

Posted by: l . bobbit at February 14, 2013 03:08 PM (nqBYe)

601 U NOT GONE YET?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:08 PM (TIIx5)

602 LUV UR SPLEEN

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 03:08 PM (j2lYi)

603 8 ISN'T ENOUGH?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:09 PM (qyv02)

604 (f) I'M NOT KIDDING

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:09 PM (TIIx5)

605 I'M LOST IN UR BUTT CRACK

Posted by: Kanye West at February 14, 2013 03:09 PM (r2PLg)

606 THIS ISN'T CANDY

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:09 PM (J4gw3)

607 (f) IM LEAVING YOU

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:09 PM (TIIx5)

608 THESE FINGERS HAVE BEEN PLACES YOU CAN'T IMAGINE

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 03:09 PM (YcklU)

609 SIT N SPIN

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 03:09 PM (96M6e)

610 NUTHIN SAYS LUVIN LIKE BACK DOOR LUVIN!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 03:09 PM (opS9C)

611 (f) YOULL MISS ME

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:09 PM (TIIx5)

612 FK THE ROSES, GIMME A $20.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 03:09 PM (l86i3)

613 2 OF US
1 CUP

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 03:09 PM (7xeJQ)

614 THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:09 PM (r4dYV)

615 (f) SHUSH, THE GAMES ON

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:10 PM (TIIx5)

616 U WANT PANCAKES?

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 14, 2013 03:10 PM (UOjzE)

617 ROOFIES CONTRACTOR

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 03:10 PM (I88Jc)

618 FISTBOT MISSES U

Posted by: Dr. Krieger at February 14, 2013 03:10 PM (k4bdL)

619 THANKS, PENICILLIN

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 03:10 PM (ORGYc)

620 R U VIRGIN?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:10 PM (qyv02)

621 WHAT'S MACY GRAY DOING DOWN THERE?

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 03:10 PM (opS9C)

622 Ahhhhhhh shit. I fucked up the sequence. It was good while it lasted.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:11 PM (TIIx5)

623 IT'S A SAWZALL, WHY?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 03:11 PM (l86i3)

624 SYBIAN SALESMAN

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 03:11 PM (96M6e)

625 WARPED SHPLIB

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 03:11 PM (wAQA5)

626 LEMON PARTY?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 03:11 PM (ORGYc)

627 U STILL HERE

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 03:11 PM (/Fgoj)

628 IT ONLY LOOKS LIKE A CAMERA

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 03:11 PM (9XBK2)

629 THERE WILL BE BLOOD

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 03:11 PM (YcklU)

630 YOU REALLY SHOULD LAY OF THE CARBS FOR A WHILE

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:11 PM (J4gw3)

631 A FELCH TOO FAR

Posted by: Richard Gere at February 14, 2013 03:12 PM (k4bdL)

632 DO YOU LIKE SQUID!?

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 03:12 PM (XLuH2)

633 BEN DOVER

DAMN AUTOCORRECT

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 03:12 PM (ORGYc)

634 BE MY GOAT

Posted by: Valerie Jarret at February 14, 2013 03:12 PM (wAQA5)

635 CLAM SAMWICH?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:12 PM (qyv02)

636 SMELLS LIKE SQUID

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:12 PM (TIIx5)

637 SNOODLE WIT ME

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 03:12 PM (l86i3)

638 (f) UR MY 1st

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 03:12 PM (/Fgoj)

639 SING IN UR BLOOD

Posted by: Taylor Swift at February 14, 2013 03:12 PM (k4bdL)

640 NO 1 HAS 2 KNOW

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 03:12 PM (96M6e)

641 YOU GET THE WET SPOT

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 03:12 PM (CyTqr)

642 INK MY KINK, SQUIDY

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 03:13 PM (ORGYc)

643 TONGUE MY STARFISH

Posted by: Emdoc at February 14, 2013 03:13 PM (0RJ16)

644 SHIT EATER

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 03:13 PM (l86i3)

645 U'LL HARDLY FEEL IT

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:13 PM (LCRYB)

646 SAFEWORD = OKLAHOMA

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 14, 2013 03:13 PM (obHYs)

647 YES THAT'S MY THUMB

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:13 PM (J4gw3)

648 PAY MY BAIL

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 03:13 PM (YcklU)

649 PEE ON ME

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 03:13 PM (l86i3)

650 EAT @ THE Y?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:13 PM (qyv02)

651 WHERE"S THE RABBIT

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 03:13 PM (/Fgoj)

652 DON'T LOOK IN THE CRAWL SPACE

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 14, 2013 03:13 PM (obHYs)

653 (f) AGAIN W THE KNUCKLES?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 03:14 PM (ORGYc)

654 For the squids,

GO PO CITY

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 03:14 PM (bfYGd)

655 I ♥ PLAN B

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 03:14 PM (7xeJQ)

656 TENTACLE TANTRUM

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:14 PM (TIIx5)

657 LUV? NO, THAT'S LSD.

Posted by: Dr. Krieger at February 14, 2013 03:14 PM (k4bdL)

658 HOLD ME LIKE A BOWLING BALL

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 03:14 PM (l86i3)

659 YOU EXCEPT CHECKS?

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 14, 2013 03:14 PM (obHYs)

660 RUB 1 SIDE

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:14 PM (qyv02)

661 NEED MOAR COWBELL!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 14, 2013 03:14 PM (r2PLg)

662

GRAB YOUR ANKLES

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 03:14 PM (wAQA5)

663 ECCHI NUB

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 03:14 PM (bfYGd)

664 CRAZY WIFE ATTIC?
NO WAY, JANE!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 03:14 PM (ORGYc)

665 YOU ACCEPT CHECKS? Super deluxe proper spelling version.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 14, 2013 03:14 PM (obHYs)

666 PRETTY WHEN UR DEAD

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:15 PM (LCRYB)

667 INK ON UR FACE?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:15 PM (TIIx5)

668 (f) R U DONE YET

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 03:15 PM (7xeJQ)

669 IN MANY CULTURES THIS IS NORMAL

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 03:15 PM (YcklU)

670 I'D LIKE A TONGUE SANDWICH & DON'T GIVE ME NO LIP!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 03:15 PM (opS9C)

671 CUDDLE MY SEMEN

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:15 PM (LCRYB)

672 Or  ECCHI RUB

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 03:15 PM (bfYGd)

673 I LOVE WALLHATS

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:15 PM (TIIx5)

674 BUKKAKE TIME

Posted by: Peter North at February 14, 2013 03:15 PM (qG+iL)

675 I LUV U CUZ UR EZ

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:16 PM (J4gw3)

676 BU(PUSH PUSH)SH

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:16 PM (qyv02)

677 NEXT!!!

Posted by: sandy fluke at February 14, 2013 03:16 PM (ORGYc)

678 I LOVE GLOVESHOES

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:16 PM (TIIx5)

679 U FEEL LIKE APPLE PIE

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 03:16 PM (96M6e)

680 IN UR ASS

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 03:16 PM (GEICT)

681 RUBBR BROKE

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 03:16 PM (7xeJQ)

682

CBS has audio recordings of the police yelling out that they should burn down the cabin that Dorner had occupied.


No too long after that, they hurled CS-gas canisters into the cabin .. you know .. the ones that have a history of starting fires and burning down structures like the Branch Davidian compound in Waco, TX ... and true to their history, they caused the cabin to become engulf in flames.


Of course, the local sheriff is claiming that they didnÂ’t want to burn down the cabin, but Â… nudge, nudge, know what I mean, say no more

Posted by: Dan Rather at February 14, 2013 03:16 PM (e8kgV)

683 #1 BACKUP GIRL

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 03:16 PM (/Fgoj)

684 WILL U BE MY BACK UP PLAN?

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 03:16 PM (9XBK2)

685 ASS TO ASS!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:17 PM (r4dYV)

686 BLINK FROM THE INK

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:17 PM (TIIx5)

687 LAY IT AGAIN, SAM!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 03:17 PM (opS9C)

688 SHAME IS 4 2MORROW

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:17 PM (J4gw3)

689 Sandy Fluke Valentine Candy Hearts, the only ones with an odometer as standard.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 03:17 PM (bfYGd)

690 MY LUV, UR SHAME

Posted by: 13times at February 14, 2013 03:17 PM (h6XiD)

691 SWALO OR I

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 03:17 PM (GEICT)

692 I'LL NEVER WASH THIS HATCHET AGAIN

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 03:17 PM (YcklU)

693 AFTER-DINNER WHORES?

Posted by: Sterling Archer at February 14, 2013 03:17 PM (k4bdL)

694 SUCKLE MY ANUS

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 03:17 PM (/Fgoj)

695 BLI  BLUB  YOU

Posted by: guy with girl sitting on his face at February 14, 2013 03:18 PM (wAQA5)

696 HURTS 4A MINUTE

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 03:18 PM (GEICT)

697 DEAD OR ALIVE?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 03:18 PM (l86i3)

698 ANUS CURL AWHIRL

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:18 PM (qyv02)

699 662
CBS has audio recordings of the police yelling out that they should burn down the cabin that Dorner had occupied.



No too long after that, they hurled CS-gas canisters into the cabin ..
you know .. the ones that have a history of starting fires and burning
down structures like the Branch Davidian compound in Waco, TX ... and true
to their history, they caused the cabin to become engulf in flames.



Of course, the local sheriff is claiming that they didnÂ’t want to burn down the cabin, but Â… nudge, nudge, know what I mean, say no more



SO FUCKING WHAT?

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:18 PM (r4dYV)

700 CAVITY SEARCH!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:18 PM (TIIx5)

701 BLUE WAFFLES

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 03:18 PM (GEICT)

702 PAPER OR PLASTIC?

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 03:18 PM (/Fgoj)

703 BLINDFOLD OPTIONAL

Posted by: Peter North at February 14, 2013 03:18 PM (qG+iL)

704 THANKS 4 THE SCREW

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:18 PM (J4gw3)

705 SHEEP OR EWE?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 03:18 PM (bfYGd)

706 MATCH.COM'S ALGORITHM SUCKS

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 03:18 PM (YcklU)

707 NECROMANCER

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 03:19 PM (96M6e)

708 THE BALL GAGS NOT CHEAP

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 14, 2013 03:19 PM (obHYs)

709 UR MOM WAS BETTER

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 03:19 PM (GEICT)

710 EATADIK

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 03:19 PM (/Fgoj)

711 This is so seriously sick...and I would like to thank you all.

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 03:19 PM (XLuH2)

712 PIERCE EVERYTHING

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 03:19 PM (l86i3)

713 NO FAT CHICKS

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:19 PM (r4dYV)

714 YES,IT WILL BE A PITY FUCK

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 03:19 PM (9XBK2)

715 AL GORE HAS NO RHYTHM

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:19 PM (qyv02)

716 HELP! IT'S BARBED!

Posted by: Chris Dorner, People's Hero at February 14, 2013 03:19 PM (k4bdL)

717 STARTREK

Posted by: Goin Where No man has gone before at February 14, 2013 03:19 PM (bGlsD)

718 UR SIS LIKED IT

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 03:19 PM (GEICT)

719 MAKE ME A SAMMICH

Posted by: guy with girl sitting on his face at February 14, 2013 03:20 PM (wAQA5)

720 UR NIPPLE'S BLEEDIN

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 03:20 PM (JDIKC)

721 SATAN?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 03:20 PM (bfYGd)

722 YOU"RE NOT SLEEPY I DRUGGED YOU

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:20 PM (J4gw3)

723 IT'S STUCK. DON'T FART.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:20 PM (r4dYV)

724 RECTUM? DAMN NEAR KILLED 'EM

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:20 PM (qyv02)

725 We're all demented. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2013 03:20 PM (PxYrx)

726 IT'S OVER QUICKLY

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 03:20 PM (GEICT)

727 SORRY ABOUT YOUR HYMEN

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:20 PM (J4gw3)

728 ANAL WARMING?

Posted by: Al Gore at February 14, 2013 03:20 PM (k4bdL)

729 CHAKRA RELEASED

Posted by: Peter North at February 14, 2013 03:21 PM (qG+iL)

730 JUST THE HEAD

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 03:21 PM (l86i3)

731 WANT 2 C MY KNIFE?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 03:21 PM (JDIKC)

732 SKULL FUCK

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 03:21 PM (GEICT)

733 GO GREEN - The sayings of James Tiberius Kirk's Revised Kama Sutra.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 03:21 PM (bfYGd)

734 IM A DOCTOR

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:21 PM (TIIx5)

735 I'LL BLEED YOU REAL QUIET-LIKE

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 03:21 PM (YcklU)

736 SQUEEZE MY COLOSTOMY BAG

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 03:21 PM (j2lYi)

737 AN ORTHODONTIST

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:21 PM (TIIx5)

738 IT'S NOT RAPE IF I KILL YOU FIRST

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:21 PM (J4gw3)

739 BLOOD IS SEXY

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 03:21 PM (GEICT)

740 AHHH!!! SNORE.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:21 PM (r4dYV)

741 KAMA SUTRA INSTRUCTOR

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 03:21 PM (96M6e)

742 TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:21 PM (TIIx5)

743 NO XTRA CHARGE 4 TEARS

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 03:21 PM (I88Jc)

744 TANTRIC AS FUCK

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 03:22 PM (YcklU)

745 (f) PRETTY ON THE INSIDE

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:22 PM (LCRYB)

746 THIS FACE SUCKS!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 03:22 PM (opS9C)

747 IN YOUR MOUTH

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 03:22 PM (GEICT)

748 1 hour @ 718 comments.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:22 PM (qyv02)

749 U R DEAD SEXY

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 03:22 PM (96M6e)

750 MOTORBOAT

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:22 PM (r4dYV)

751 ROLL U IN FLOUR

Posted by: guy to fat chick at February 14, 2013 03:22 PM (wAQA5)

752

CAN I MAKE YOU A BALOWME SAMMICH?

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 03:22 PM (XLuH2)

753 WATER'S COLD

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:23 PM (TIIx5)

754 SURPRISE!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 03:23 PM (GEICT)

755 DEEP TOO

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:23 PM (TIIx5)

756 ME SO HORNY, JOE

Posted by: eric cartman channelling vietnamese hooker at February 14, 2013 03:23 PM (ORGYc)

757 UNEXPECTEDLY

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 03:23 PM (GEICT)

758 UR CONTEMPT PLEASE

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 03:23 PM (I88Jc)

759 LIKE AN APPLE WITH A TINY STEM

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:23 PM (LCRYB)

760 BANG, LIKE ZORRO

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:23 PM (TIIx5)

761 BAA. BAA. BAAA!!!!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:23 PM (r4dYV)

762 VIRGINITY == OVER8D

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:24 PM (qyv02)

763 LET'S TOUCH FILTHS

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:24 PM (LCRYB)

764 (f) LIKE A PENIS, ONLY SMALLER

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:24 PM (TIIx5)

765 DONKEY PUNCH

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 03:24 PM (GEICT)

766 729U R DEAD SEXY

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 07:22 PM (96M6e)

YOU'LL BE SEXIER DEAD.

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 03:24 PM (XLuH2)

767 CRAWLED THRU UR WINDOW

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 03:24 PM (j2lYi)

768 I FORGOT YOUR NAME RIGHT AFTER I CAME

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:24 PM (J4gw3)

769 Riffing off Naes' idea:

BARK LIKE YOU MEAN IT

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 03:24 PM (YcklU)

770 1 hour @ 718 comments.
That's not very funny; and shouldn't it be in all caps?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 03:24 PM (ORGYc)

771 GOT UR NOSE

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:24 PM (LCRYB)

772 PUT THE DEVIL INTO HELL

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:25 PM (TIIx5)

773 IS THAT A BRATWURST IN YOUR POCKET?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:25 PM (qyv02)

774 Only kidding, bitter clinger. ;^)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 03:25 PM (ORGYc)

775 HAPPY FIREMAN

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 03:25 PM (GEICT)

776 LET'S MAKE THE ROOM SMELL

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:25 PM (LCRYB)

777 IT'S TWUE! IT'S TWUE!

Posted by: lili von schtupp at February 14, 2013 03:25 PM (ORGYc)

778 PEANUT BUTTER?

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at February 14, 2013 03:26 PM (TIIx5)

779 FUCKY, FUCKY TWO DOLLAHS

Posted by: Saigon Sweetie at February 14, 2013 03:26 PM (wAQA5)

780 LUV MUSSEL

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:26 PM (qyv02)

781 OFFHAND COMPLEMENT

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 03:26 PM (I88Jc)

782 INTO THE CRAWLSPACE!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:26 PM (r4dYV)

783 STOCKHOLM SYNDROME?

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:26 PM (LCRYB)

784 I'M MAKING MY WAY THROUGH YOUR FRIENDS

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:26 PM (J4gw3)

785 ASS 2 MOUTH

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 03:26 PM (GEICT)

786 HEART WORM CARRIER

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 03:27 PM (I88Jc)

787 HELP ME FORGET

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 03:27 PM (YcklU)

788 HOW MUCH 4 A BJ?

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 03:27 PM (OJLOy)

789 U CAN'T SLEEP HERE

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 03:27 PM (j2lYi)

790 Oops, that should have been:

HELP ME FORGET THE SCREAMS

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 03:28 PM (YcklU)

791 TITTY SPACKLE

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:28 PM (LCRYB)

792 HERE'S MY DNA

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:28 PM (J4gw3)

793 MY POOP OR YOURS?

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:28 PM (r4dYV)

794 UR ON MY TO DO LIST!

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at February 14, 2013 03:28 PM (r2PLg)

795 NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:28 PM (LCRYB)

796 R U DONE?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:28 PM (qyv02)

797 NVER 2 YOUNG

Posted by: Roman PoleAnsky [/i] at February 14, 2013 03:29 PM (feFL6)

798 YOU MEWLING QUIM

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 03:29 PM (TIIx5)

799 UR MY SPECIAL PRISONER

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:29 PM (J4gw3)

800 SORRY ABOUT THE MESS.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:29 PM (r4dYV)

801 SEE A DOC ABOUT THAT

Posted by: WTH at February 14, 2013 03:29 PM (wAQA5)

802 C U @ CONFESSIONAL

Posted by: 13times at February 14, 2013 03:29 PM (h6XiD)

803 UR HOT.. NO REALLY ..UR ON FIRE

Posted by: Peter North at February 14, 2013 03:29 PM (qG+iL)

804 ELASTIC SNAPPER

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 03:29 PM (I88Jc)

805 FRESH ORANGE JUICE OR ITS THE WHIP AGAIN (4 U)

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 03:30 PM (YcklU)

806 DONG TEA 4 U?

Posted by: GOB's chinese chemist at February 14, 2013 03:30 PM (ORGYc)

807 UR DAWG + PEANUT BUTTER = LUV

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 03:30 PM (j2lYi)

808 THAT'S ALOT OF CORN.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:30 PM (r4dYV)

809 BIG VAGINA

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:30 PM (J4gw3)

810 I'LL GET A TOWEL

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 03:31 PM (wAQA5)

811 BE MY HOLE IN ONE!

Posted by: Tiger Woods at February 14, 2013 03:31 PM (r2PLg)

812 WHAT CRAWLED UP THERE AND DIED?

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 03:31 PM (wAQA5)

813 I ALREADY STARTED.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:31 PM (r4dYV)

814 SHAMECRAFTERS LOCAL 109

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 03:32 PM (I88Jc)

815 BETTER THAN NUTHIN', I GUESS

Posted by: Bill Clinton, to Hillary at February 14, 2013 03:32 PM (o6qwg)

816
I WAS LYING TO GET IN UR PANTS

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:32 PM (J4gw3)

817 U'LL REMEMBER ME IN 3-7 DAYS

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:33 PM (LCRYB)

818 IS THAT A WART?

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:34 PM (r4dYV)

819 YOU HAD ME AT BLOOD AND SEMEN

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 03:34 PM (96M6e)

820 TRADE U A PEARL NECKLACE FOR UR BEARDED CLAM

Posted by: Trader Joe at February 14, 2013 03:34 PM (o6qwg)

821 SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 03:34 PM (SMP3h)

822 THANKS 4 BEING SO GULLIBLE

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:35 PM (J4gw3)

823 ME BIG BANG

Posted by: penny at February 14, 2013 03:35 PM (ORGYc)

824 DON'T EAT @ RED TIDE

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 03:35 PM (96M6e)

825 U == DRIPPY LUV

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:35 PM (qyv02)

826 SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:35 PM (r4dYV)

827 <3 PENNY <3

Posted by: dr amy farrah fowler at February 14, 2013 03:36 PM (ORGYc)

828 I B PROLIX 4 UR LIX

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 03:36 PM (I88Jc)

829 I'M UR PENCIL DICK

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at February 14, 2013 03:36 PM (wAQA5)

830 WHERE'S THE GERBIL?

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:36 PM (r4dYV)

831 I'M A 9 UR A 3
I'LL TEXT YOU AT 2

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:37 PM (J4gw3)

832 LEMMIWINKS WUZ HERE

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:37 PM (qyv02)

833 I'M BURNIN, BABY

Posted by: chris dorner at February 14, 2013 03:37 PM (ORGYc)

834 WHY BUY MILK WHEN I CAN BANG A COW LIKE YOU FOR FREE

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:38 PM (J4gw3)

835 THESE KNOTS WILL HOLD FOR DAYS

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 03:39 PM (YcklU)

836 U REMIND ME OF MY DEAD SISTER

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:39 PM (LCRYB)

837 U HAV DOLL'S EYES

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:39 PM (qyv02)

838 SMEGMA

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 03:40 PM (wAQA5)

839 STOP CRYING.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:40 PM (r4dYV)

840 UR SEXY WHEN I DRINK

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:41 PM (J4gw3)

841 MACE WON'T SAVE YOU NOW

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 03:41 PM (YcklU)

842 IT'LL ONLY HURT FOREVER!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:42 PM (r4dYV)

843 HERE'S CABFARE

Posted by: Emdoc at February 14, 2013 03:42 PM (0RJ16)

844 LET'S MAKE A HORSEMAN BABY!

Posted by: Mendoza at February 14, 2013 03:43 PM (DXfAK)

845 SQUELCH THE SQUIRMERS

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 03:43 PM (I88Jc)

846 WANT UR FOULNESS

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:43 PM (LCRYB)

847 THX 4 LETTING ME DO U WHILE U SLEPT

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:43 PM (J4gw3)

848 MYSTERY SEX

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:44 PM (LCRYB)

849 OH JOHN! UH... I MEAN SALLY! SALLY!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:45 PM (r4dYV)

850 SEXY FLEXY PLEXY

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 03:45 PM (I88Jc)

851
U R HOT
IN MY TRUNK

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:45 PM (J4gw3)

852 U HAS FLASHLIGHT?

Posted by: hairy reid at February 14, 2013 03:45 PM (ORGYc)

853 JUST HOLD YOUR NOSE

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:45 PM (LCRYB)

854 WORKIN' ON 17 DAYS OF MUSK

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:46 PM (LCRYB)

855 SHIVERS R SHIVERS

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 03:47 PM (I88Jc)

856 1ST U WILL BLOW ME

Posted by: mel at February 14, 2013 03:47 PM (ORGYc)

857
PREPARE TO BE SPOILED
AFTER I DUMP U N THE FIELDS

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:48 PM (J4gw3)

858 STRAP ON, HONEY?

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:48 PM (r4dYV)

859 SKIN YA

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:48 PM (LCRYB)

860 LUV 2 C PAIN REFLEX

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 03:49 PM (I88Jc)

861 FUCK U TILL U FART

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 03:49 PM (wAQA5)

862 WHEN THE WOLVES CATCH YOUR SCENT, THEN YOU WILL KNOW FEAR

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 03:49 PM (YcklU)

863 BETA MALES ARE PRACTICALLY LADIES.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:50 PM (r4dYV)

864 BE MINE OR ELSE

Posted by: Peter North at February 14, 2013 03:52 PM (qG+iL)

865 USE BOTH HANDS

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:53 PM (J4gw3)

866 Item A into Slot B

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 03:53 PM (n2K+4)

867

BABYS ARM

HOLDING APPLE

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2013 03:53 PM (BAS5M)

868 U KNOTTY PINE ME BUZZSAW

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 03:54 PM (I88Jc)

869 FUR GAWD'S SAKE, IT AIN'T NO POGO STICK!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 03:54 PM (opS9C)

870

KRAKATOA, EAST OF BUTTHOLE

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 03:54 PM (wAQA5)

871 LUBRIC8TION TESTER

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 03:54 PM (n2K+4)

872

I'D LUV U MORE
IF U WEIGHED LESS

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:54 PM (J4gw3)

873 I ♥ BBW
UR Size 16?
In My Trunk, Now

Posted by: Xavier at February 14, 2013 03:55 PM (gkfvW)

874 LAY BACK, THINK OF ENGLAND.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:55 PM (r4dYV)

875 NO MEANS YES

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 03:55 PM (n2K+4)

876 I"LL SEE U WHEN I MAKE BAIL

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 03:56 PM (J4gw3)

877 RUN YOU MUST NOT, CATCH YOU I WILL

Posted by: Yoda Dahmer at February 14, 2013 03:56 PM (qG+iL)

878

YES

 

MEANS

 

ANAL

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2013 03:56 PM (BAS5M)

879 U SISTERS CUTE

Posted by: Whatev at February 14, 2013 03:56 PM (A7Wh1)

880 BONERS HEAL 2

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 03:57 PM (I88Jc)

881

NO MEANS ANAL!

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 03:57 PM (n2K+4)

882

U GOT

 

CRABS!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2013 03:57 PM (BAS5M)

883 IT AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 03:57 PM (fQlRP)

884 I'LL MUTE SPORTSCENTER!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 03:57 PM (r4dYV)

885 CUMSICLE

Posted by: pitchforksandpowder at February 14, 2013 03:58 PM (fY19T)

886 E Z THERE I'M ATTACHED TO THAT

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:58 PM (qyv02)

887

PLEASED TO

 

EAT YOU

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2013 03:58 PM (BAS5M)

888 TITE FIT DON'T QUIT

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 03:58 PM (n2K+4)

889 GET ME A BEER

Posted by: Whatev at February 14, 2013 03:58 PM (A7Wh1)

890 MY FANNY? MY FANNY? NO, MY AUNT HAS OTHER PLANS...

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 03:59 PM (opS9C)

891 GET IN THE VAN

Posted by: Whatev at February 14, 2013 03:59 PM (A7Wh1)

892 LONELY & WILLING

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 03:59 PM (LCRYB)

893 GIMME ME SOME AIR

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 03:59 PM (wAQA5)

894 DRIP DRIP DRIP

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 03:59 PM (qyv02)

895 BURNS WHEN I PEE

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 04:00 PM (TIIx5)

896 IT CAN ALWAYS GET WORSE

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 04:00 PM (YcklU)

897 YOU'RE HOW OLD? CLOSE ENOUGH.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:00 PM (r4dYV)

898 TOUCH ME SO I FORGET

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 04:00 PM (LCRYB)

899 THAT'S  A POPSICLE NOT A SNORKEL

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:00 PM (qyv02)

900 CREAMPIE

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 04:00 PM (fQlRP)

901 NO, THEY AREN'T BARNACLES!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 04:01 PM (opS9C)

902 ROMANCE = INVOLUNTARY SPASMS

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 04:01 PM (I88Jc)

903 BE MY PETRI DISH!

Posted by: Tiger Woods at February 14, 2013 04:01 PM (r2PLg)

904 A HORSE? OF COURSE!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:01 PM (r4dYV)

905 U R MY KLEENEX

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:01 PM (qyv02)

906

(f)  UR DAD

IS BIGGER

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2013 04:01 PM (BAS5M)

907 LIK-M-DIK

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 04:02 PM (fQlRP)

908 GR8T LAY

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 04:02 PM (n2K+4)

909

 

BOUNCY BOUNCY

Posted by: Meremortal, Indy since 2007 at February 14, 2013 04:02 PM (jTKU5)

910 LUV IS A DRUG.  THIS DRUGS FOR LUV

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:03 PM (qyv02)

911 HERMAPHRODITE? HERMAPHRODITE? YES, EVERYONE HAS ONE...  BUT NOT ONE OF EACH!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 04:03 PM (opS9C)

912 BE MINE (OR I'LL CUT ON MY THIGHS AGAIN)

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 04:03 PM (YcklU)

913 AU SHWR

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 04:03 PM (fQlRP)

914 POPPY LUV IN UR VEINS?

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 04:03 PM (I88Jc)

915 IT'S YOUR MOM

ASK HER IN

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:04 PM (qyv02)

916 ONE CLEVELAND STEAMER, HOT AND FRESH!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:04 PM (r4dYV)

917 RUB IT YOU MUST OR CHUB IT WILL NOT

Posted by: Yoda at February 14, 2013 04:04 PM (qG+iL)

918 slowly edging toward the door

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 14, 2013 04:04 PM (g5wi5)

919 R THEY REAL?

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 04:04 PM (n2K+4)

920

 

IRON MY SHIRT

 

(got to have been posted 40 times by now)

Posted by: Meremortal, Indy since 2007 at February 14, 2013 04:05 PM (jTKU5)

921 CHOKE ME

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 04:05 PM (YcklU)

922 LOTION --> BASKET

Posted by: arminius at February 14, 2013 04:05 PM (cDnhR)

923 897 RUB IT YOU MUST OR CHUB IT WILL NOT Posted by: Yoda at February 14, 2013 08:04 PM (qG+iL) ____________ lol

Posted by: Tiger Woods at February 14, 2013 04:05 PM (r2PLg)

924 LUV UR SMEGMA

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 04:05 PM (wAQA5)

925 IT'S DARKEST BEFORE DOM

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 04:05 PM (I88Jc)

926 2 N THE PINK?

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 04:05 PM (n2K+4)

927 PURPL ROD

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 04:06 PM (fQlRP)

928 YO-GURT-SLNGR

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 04:07 PM (fQlRP)

929 DIE 4 UR SINZ

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at February 14, 2013 04:07 PM (EZl54)

930 HELMET 4 U

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:08 PM (qyv02)

931 PSYCHOSEXUAL SADISM, FTW!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:08 PM (r4dYV)

932

DRIV LIC ON NIGHTSTAND

CALL SERVICE TO CHECK

Posted by: arminius at February 14, 2013 04:08 PM (cDnhR)

933 WEAR MY ASS 4 A HAT

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 04:08 PM (YcklU)

934 SEX == PSYCHO

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:08 PM (qyv02)

935 BUNNIES AIN'T SHAMED

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 04:09 PM (I88Jc)

936 SLIPPERY
W UR
BLUD

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at February 14, 2013 04:09 PM (EZl54)

937 When I was going through a divorce, I tried to have delivered to her job a dozen long stems, extra thorns.  The damn florist wouldn't accept my order, the bastard.

Posted by: RickZ at February 14, 2013 04:09 PM (CPKp2)

938 DADDY ISSUES

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 04:10 PM (UzPAd)

939 HND JOB

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 04:10 PM (fQlRP)

940 Huwaa muaa mumwa

Posted by: Chewbacca at February 14, 2013 04:10 PM (qG+iL)

941 NATIONAL DATABASE.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:10 PM (r4dYV)

942 LOST HOPE? IT'S A START

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 04:11 PM (I88Jc)

943 POOPER ?

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 04:12 PM (fQlRP)

944 SHAME
ENEMA

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at February 14, 2013 04:12 PM (EZl54)

945 BRB, TAXIDERMY EMERGENCY

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 04:13 PM (I88Jc)

946 Once again riffing off Naes:

MEGAN'S LAW MANDATED REPORTER

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 04:13 PM (YcklU)

947 TRD-CUTR

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 04:13 PM (fQlRP)

948 LOVE PAIN

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at February 14, 2013 04:14 PM (EZl54)

949 LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS...THE DRINK!...(f)

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:14 PM (r4dYV)

950 CUNNING LINGUIST

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 04:15 PM (fQlRP)

951

SIT ON MY FACEBOOK

Posted by: Mark Zuckerburg at February 14, 2013 04:15 PM (wAQA5)

952 MAKE THE SCREAMING STOP

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 04:17 PM (LCRYB)

953 IVA-HARDN

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 04:17 PM (fQlRP)

954 FUCK THE PAIN AWAY.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:18 PM (r4dYV)

955 STINK KNUCKLE

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 04:20 PM (fQlRP)

956 THIS RAG SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM?

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:22 PM (r4dYV)

957 3 BAGGER MY FAVE SKANK U STILL HERE? UP UR POOPER YOU IN2 LEATHER? B MY WHORE SHUT UP AND SUCK NO TEETH PLZ LETS MAKE PORN THOSE TITS REAL? IM STALKING U GYN-O MITE! Late to the party, but that's what I came up with in two minutes.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 14, 2013 04:23 PM (7xPCu)

958

50   SHADES

OF PURPLE

    CBT

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2013 04:23 PM (BAS5M)

959 IT'LL GROW BACK

(Sea Slug Hearts one)

Posted by: Dr Phil, Oprah's shrink at February 14, 2013 04:24 PM (UIAT6)

960 BTK

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:24 PM (r4dYV)

961 GET OFF MY LAWN!

Posted by: Dr Phil, Oprah's shrink at February 14, 2013 04:25 PM (UIAT6)

962 LOOK IN MY TRUNK

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 14, 2013 04:25 PM (p/cQy)

963 YOUR HOOVES SO SEXY!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:26 PM (r4dYV)

964

DONT NEGLECT

 

THE BALLS

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2013 04:26 PM (BAS5M)

965 TUG M PUD

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 04:26 PM (fQlRP)

966 MIND IF I DOUBLE-DIP?

Posted by: slackmac at February 14, 2013 04:27 PM (v+H2k)

967

679  SO FUCKING WHAT?

 

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (r4dYV)

 

-----------

 

If the police can execute Dorner without a trial, they can execute you, too, without a trial.

Posted by: RickZ at February 14, 2013 04:27 PM (CPKp2)

968 SKIN 2 SKIN

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:28 PM (qyv02)

969 UP 4 WRIST TWIST TRIX?

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 04:28 PM (I88Jc)

970 Mon pénis pense que vous êtes assez jolis.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 14, 2013 04:30 PM (QupBk)

971 947
679 SO FUCKING WHAT?

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (r4dYV)

-----------

If the police can execute Dorner without a trial, they can execute you, too, without a trial.

----
START A FUCKING THREAD ELSEWHERE.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:30 PM (r4dYV)

972 If you get yourself in that much trouble (whether right or wrong) do you really think a trial is going to help?

When the gov't cracks down, they aren't going to play fair, they're not going to give you your miranda rights and they're not going to worry much about giving you a trial, fair or otherwise.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:30 PM (qyv02)

973 BARE THREAD JACKER

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 04:31 PM (I88Jc)

974 PENILE IMPLANT 4 U

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:32 PM (qyv02)

975 I LUV WOOD FLOORS

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:33 PM (qyv02)

976 DADDY ISSUES?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:33 PM (qyv02)

977 PULVERIZE INHIBITIONS IN MOUTH NOW

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 04:33 PM (I88Jc)

978

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:30 PM (r4dYV)

 

Go fuck yourself, asshole, with the barbed cock of  Satan, sideways.

Posted by: RickZ at February 14, 2013 04:34 PM (CPKp2)

979 HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER AND AUNT.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:34 PM (r4dYV)

980 HEARTS N FARTS

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:34 PM (qyv02)

981 BATH SALTS?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 14, 2013 04:34 PM (jaijr)

982 EAT ME

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 14, 2013 04:35 PM (jaijr)

983 958
Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:30 PM (r4dYV)

Go fuck yourself, asshole, with the barbed cock of Satan, sideways.

ANYTIME FAGGOT

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:35 PM (r4dYV)

984 NAES + RICKZ == 3SOME?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:35 PM (qyv02)

985 TIME 4 LUV

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:36 PM (qyv02)

986 TINGLING ITCHING BURNING

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 04:36 PM (I88Jc)

987 Y SO FAT? U OVER 18? HOW MUCH? ILL CALL U L8TER

Posted by: model_1066 at February 14, 2013 04:36 PM (7xPCu)

988 RIOT IN NAES PANTS

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:36 PM (qyv02)

989 Bitter Clinger's WIFE+ DAUGHTER+ MOTHER= 4 SOME.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:37 PM (r4dYV)

990 GRADE SCHOOL? 2 OLD

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:37 PM (qyv02)

991 I HAZ DAUGHTER? ILU

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:38 PM (qyv02)

992 1 EAR x 1 EAR = 1 HEART

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 04:38 PM (I88Jc)

993 GREEN DISCHARGE. MEH.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:38 PM (r4dYV)

994 I HAZ WIFE? UH OH.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:38 PM (qyv02)

995 HURTS 2 POOP

Posted by: Al Gore at February 14, 2013 04:39 PM (k4bdL)

996 NAES SISTER = MEAL TICKET

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:39 PM (qyv02)

997 NAES SISTER = MEAL TICKET

NO FOOLING!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:39 PM (r4dYV)

998 DR COLD FINGERS

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 04:40 PM (I88Jc)

999 TRU LUV 2 GD 2 B TRU

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:41 PM (qyv02)

1000 LIKE A BROTHER

MY NEEDS

Posted by: Jeff B. at February 14, 2013 04:41 PM (/COnL)

1001 Baby wants to FUCK!!!!11!!!

Posted by: Love Letter Straight From My Heart at February 14, 2013 04:41 PM (B7EVH)

1002 QUEEF THIS

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:42 PM (qyv02)

1003 now it's dark

Posted by: Love Letter Straight From My Heart at February 14, 2013 04:42 PM (B7EVH)

1004 MY INSIDES ARE ALL ROTTEN

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 04:42 PM (LCRYB)

1005 DARK WAS B4

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:42 PM (qyv02)

1006 GESTAPO UNIFORM?... I GUESS. 

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:43 PM (r4dYV)

1007 LUV INJECTION ERECTION

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:43 PM (qyv02)

1008 MS SCANTY PANTY

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 04:43 PM (I88Jc)

1009 If you need a date on Feb 14, just go to the bar and recite the following poem to a lady. You'll get lucky, guaranteed. Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Posted by: Jack_Not_M at February 14, 2013 04:43 PM (zgpYs)

1010 ONE MORE PUSH

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:44 PM (qyv02)

1011 LOADED WITH BUGS

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 04:44 PM (LCRYB)

1012 K-Y OR ESTROGLIDE?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:44 PM (qyv02)

1013 LEGALLY INCOMPETENT 4 MY ACTIONS

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 04:44 PM (LCRYB)

1014 I HAV MONEY HONEY

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:45 PM (qyv02)

1015 COMMANDO 4 UR SLAM-MO

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 04:45 PM (I88Jc)

1016 GIRTH BATTING 4 A THOUSANDTH

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 04:46 PM (I88Jc)

1017 (f) TRAFFICKING? LIKE A VACATION?

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:47 PM (r4dYV)

1018 PARDON MY HARD ON

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:48 PM (qyv02)

1019 WACO MAKES ME HOT

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:49 PM (r4dYV)

1020 I'M DEAD SEXY!

Posted by: Fat Bastard at February 14, 2013 04:49 PM (NJrML)

1021 HOT TIP: MINE

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 04:49 PM (qyv02)

1022 A GEM HERE, JAGGED AND HARD

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 04:51 PM (I88Jc)

1023 NECROPHILE: CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:54 PM (r4dYV)

1024 Can't believe no one posted

U MAKE ME ALL RAPEY

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 05:01 PM (UOM48)

1025

ANYTIME FAGGOT

 

OOOooohhh!  I so scared of the big bad man.

 

Really, what the fuck is your major malfunction?  The whore you ordered for your intimate Valentine's Dinner not show up?  Or did he show up?

Posted by: RickZ at February 14, 2013 05:01 PM (CPKp2)

1026 DORNER MAKES ME HOT... cause he burned to death and his body is probably still smoldering. Rimshot.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 05:03 PM (r4dYV)

1027

"GOT SOMETHING BETTER TO DO?"

 

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 05:05 PM (m6OUa)

1028 LIKE MY WART?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 14, 2013 05:06 PM (dMSey)

1029 SURPRISE SEX!

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 05:07 PM (WM+rJ)

1030 "ITS NOT CONTAGIOUS"

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 05:07 PM (m6OUa)

1031 "THE BILL IS IN THE MAIL"

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 05:09 PM (m6OUa)

1032 TAZE ME BRO!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 05:10 PM (G9qZk)

1033

"YOU'RE PRETTY... IN THE DARK"

 

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 05:11 PM (m6OUa)

1034 I C U P

Posted by: Chuck Berry at February 14, 2013 05:12 PM (IlZPE)

1035 DON'T LOOK IN MY EYES!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 05:12 PM (UOM48)

1036 UR MOM IS HOT

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 05:13 PM (UOM48)

1037

good one Jane

 

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 05:13 PM (m6OUa)

1038

"SEE U @ 1:30AM"

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 05:16 PM (m6OUa)

1039

BEST 30 SEC. OF UR LIFE!

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 05:17 PM (QkFee)

1040 DIG MY TAN

Posted by: George Hamilton at February 14, 2013 05:18 PM (IlZPE)

1041

FREE COLON EXAMS!

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 05:18 PM (QkFee)

1042 A NEW MERKIN? THANK YOU!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 05:19 PM (r4dYV)

1043 IT'S MY TURN

Posted by: Jeb Bush at February 14, 2013 05:20 PM (IlZPE)

1044 WON'T U COMPROMISE?

Posted by: John Boehner at February 14, 2013 05:20 PM (IlZPE)

1045 B ON THE FRONT LINE OF MY HEART

Posted by: Leon Panetta at February 14, 2013 05:23 PM (IlZPE)

1046

"YOU CAN HATE ME LATER"

 

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 05:27 PM (m6OUa)

1047 "IF I CARED, I WOULD H8 U"

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 05:29 PM (m6OUa)

1048 B MY FUTURE EX-WIFE

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 05:29 PM (IlZPE)

1049 "I LEFT A 20 ON THE COUNTER"

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 05:30 PM (m6OUa)

1050 I'LL TAKE THE GIRL

Posted by: Senator Organa at February 14, 2013 05:31 PM (IlZPE)

1051 IT'S A TRAP

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 14, 2013 05:32 PM (IlZPE)

1052 DON'T MAKE ME BEG

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 05:33 PM (IlZPE)

1053 VAG MINTS. U SHLD TRY 1

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 05:37 PM (qyv02)

1054 SPEAK 2 DA BOEHNER

Posted by: False Choice at February 14, 2013 06:14 PM (AzwZn)

1055

I'M ALWAYS FIRST

 

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (m6OUa)

1056 WHO UNTIED U?

Posted by: Donald Quinnelle's ghost at February 14, 2013 06:35 PM (cJ8sq)

1057

WHAT DO DOCTORS KNOW?

 

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 06:36 PM (m6OUa)

1058

GIGGITY GIGGITY!

 

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 06:38 PM (m6OUa)

1059 U'LL GET USED TO IT

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 06:39 PM (m6OUa)

1060 U RUB ME THE RONG WAY.

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 06:40 PM (opS9C)

1061

U SMELL LIKE ASTROGLIDE

 

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 06:41 PM (m6OUa)

1062 U CAN DREDGE MY CHANNEL ANYTIME!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 06:43 PM (opS9C)

1063 30SECONDMAN, CAN'T STAND U FOR A MINUTE.

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 06:50 PM (m6OUa)

1064 DON'T LET MY PENIS GET BETWEEN US.

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 06:52 PM (opS9C)

1065 ]816 U REMIND ME OF MY DEAD SISTER

That is so rude. 

I love it.

I dream of the day when I can buy a bag of disturbing novelty candy hearts for Valentine's Day, and put them in one of the secretaries' candy jar when no one is looking. 

Posted by: Phinn at February 14, 2013 07:21 PM (oFH2D)

1066 LET'S PUT THE "WHEE!" IN FREE LOVE

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 14, 2013 07:45 PM (Jcd0S)

1067

U HAV 2 TELL ME IF UR A COP, RITE?

Posted by: 2nd (Blue) Unicorn at February 14, 2013 07:46 PM (wJliR)

1068 FISH TACOS? LOVE 'EM!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 14, 2013 07:48 PM (Jcd0S)

1069 UR THE NANCY TO MY SID

Posted by: 2nd (Blue) Unicorn at February 14, 2013 07:48 PM (wJliR)

1070 HOT 'N STINKY 4 U

Posted by: Snooki at February 14, 2013 07:55 PM (m6OUa)

1071

THANX FOR HELPING VICAP 2 FINALLY NOTICE ME

Posted by: 2nd (Blue) Unicorn at February 14, 2013 07:58 PM (wJliR)

1072 BLSS ME
FATHR

Posted by: some altar boy at February 14, 2013 08:27 PM (pwxdf)

1073 I CRAP BIGGER'N U

Posted by: Donald Quinnelle's ghost at February 14, 2013 08:37 PM (cJ8sq)

1074 WORSHIP AQUA BUDDAH!

Posted by: Donald Quinnelle's ghost at February 14, 2013 08:39 PM (cJ8sq)

1075 I'm Exhausted.

Posted by: Deseeded at February 14, 2013 10:04 PM (SZMAq)

1076 I know this is entirely too late: BUT FIRST, YOU WILL BLOW ME

Posted by: Bill H at February 14, 2013 11:41 PM (3sZO1)

1077 FREE CANDY

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at February 15, 2013 04:59 AM (1hM1d)

1078 UR MOM IS HOT

R U 18?

NO 1 CAN HEAR U

ANAL 2NITE?

UR SISTER SINGLE?

Posted by: Reverend Darkness at February 15, 2013 05:23 AM (fkaxc)

1079 Put some ice on that.

Posted by: Billyboy at February 15, 2013 09:45 AM (/A1Rb)

1080 Taste fishy

Posted by: Chompers McCoy at February 17, 2013 03:13 PM (ySLSS)

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