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November 29, 2013

A Live Tweet of an Escalating Battle Between Two Annoyed Airline Thanksgiving Travelers
— Ace

Their plane was late and she complained a lot about that. Her complaining annoyed Elan (who, frankly, seems like a douche). But I guess someone wigging out over a plane's lateness can be annoying to other passengers.

Anyway, he began a small war against her, with notes and alcohol, encouraging her to drink so she couldn't "use her mouth."

He tweeted it, with pictures of the notes.

My response to "Diane" in 7A pic.twitter.com/cRN2togLdq
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) November 28, 2013

If you look at Elan's picture, and his claimed occupation ("TV producer"), you'll probably get the idea, as I did, that he's got a shitty attitude himself and was spoiling to amuse himself by picking on someone.

Posted by: Ace at 12:38 PM | Comments (283)
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1 I've noticed that the rudest people are always the first to complain about others' impoliteness. Por ejemplo... A guy cut off my friend in traffic. Friend jumps in the fast lane, speeds past, flips a finger, blares his horn, then cuts him off. Friend growls to me, "people are so $^&*ing RUDE!" Yes, I see that.

Posted by: ExJon at November 29, 2013 12:42 PM (EedxL)

2 Fly the friendly skies!

foist?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 12:42 PM (yh0zB)

3 eh. Second.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 12:42 PM (yh0zB)

4 Even if he is a bit douchey, that was pretty funny.

Posted by: Penfold at November 29, 2013 12:43 PM (xmZmI)

5 Wow, a douche on an airplane flight? I've _never_ had that happen to me before...

Posted by: Henry Kissinger at November 29, 2013 12:44 PM (0ECU7)

6 They both seems like dicks. They should have gone at each other in the aisles.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2013 12:45 PM (nzKvP)

7 >>>Even if he is a bit douchey, that was pretty funny. it is, which makes me a little conflicted about it. People naturally side with the storyteller, you know? But all the aggression was coming from his side, and all the superiority.

Posted by: ace at November 29, 2013 12:45 PM (/FnUH)

8 Dangit! I was going to use this for the Saturday ONT!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 12:46 PM (DmNpO)

9 They both need to just STFU.

Posted by: RoadRunner at November 29, 2013 12:46 PM (0ECU7)

10 it was funny until it wasn't....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at November 29, 2013 12:46 PM (8JJ6O)

11 So about 15 minutes into the flight the only person making an ass of himself was Elan?

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 29, 2013 12:46 PM (xlX1p)

12 It's been awhile since I've been trapped on a tarmac, but there wasn't beverage service.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 29, 2013 12:46 PM (hO8IJ)

I chuckled a few times. On the other hand, this guy is a reality show producer so not only is he a douchebag, but also he's most likely a horrible person.

Posted by: Warden at November 29, 2013 12:46 PM (HzhBE)

14 You're scooping Twitchy now? I hope MM doesn't mind.

Posted by: fluffy at November 29, 2013 12:47 PM (Ua6T/)

15 The story would have been even better if the woman's NFL linebacker husband was meeting her at the gate. I'll bet Elan would have wet himself.

Posted by: pep at November 29, 2013 12:47 PM (6TB1Z)

16 There's also the consideration that he's making all of this up.

Posted by: Warden at November 29, 2013 12:48 PM (HzhBE)

17 People... people... you can BOTH be idiots.

Posted by: Mega at November 29, 2013 12:48 PM (4/o9U)

18 My kids and I watched this live last night. It was amusing to watch two dicks being dickish to each other and leaving good people alone.

Posted by: madamex at November 29, 2013 12:49 PM (1zsKV)

19 People who whine about delayed flights are fucktards. My fav is people who scream "I WILL NEVER FLY UNITED AGAIN" or "AMERICAN IS THE WORST AIRLINE, I WILL TELL ALL MY FRIENDS TO STAY AWAY". Yeah good luck asshole, because Delta and Southwest are never delayed? Because when the 18" of snow falls in Chicago, only United and American are delayed, Delta and Southwest use magical planes that aren't affected by snow.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 29, 2013 12:49 PM (0LHZx)

20 Have there been any elbows today?

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 12:50 PM (ts2EP)

21 Douchey or not, I still LMAO.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 12:50 PM (DmNpO)

22 I bet they are both liberals

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2013 12:51 PM (nzKvP)

23 Doesn't every plane in America carry Masking Tape?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2013 12:52 PM (nzKvP)

24 I think I might go fuck with the guy on twitter.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 29, 2013 12:52 PM (xlX1p)

25 >>> People... people... you can BOTH be idiots. They seem to deserve each other.

Posted by: fluffy at November 29, 2013 12:53 PM (Ua6T/)

26 They both sound like assholes...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at November 29, 2013 12:53 PM (9+ccr)

27 Heh, I wish I could have done that to the secretary of the labor and delivery ward in the hospital last night. Stupid bint....

Posted by: taylork at November 29, 2013 12:53 PM (ppNDn)

28 I thought the tune was about Jack and Dianne. It was whiny, too.

Free airline booze? I sense a new strategy emerging here. Just wait until cellphone calls are allowed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 29, 2013 12:54 PM (cHZB7)

29 You 2 back there cut it out. If I have to stop this plane.....

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2013 12:54 PM (HVff2)

30 mysogeny, delight in cruel treatment, and broadcasting it to the public...Sounds like the Bachelor alright. Too bad he didn't get the opportunity to walk a mile or two while wearing her heels up his rearend.

Posted by: losthusker at November 29, 2013 12:54 PM (I9NJS)

31 Doesn't every plane in America carry Masking Tape? Duct tape and zip ties.

Posted by: Fox 2! at November 29, 2013 12:54 PM (XFTOV)

32 @theyearofelan I thought you had to border-line retarded to watch The Bachelor, now I know why.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 29, 2013 12:55 PM (xlX1p)

33 My friend and I play the Islamic version of 'Marco Polo' we learned while travelling in Turkey/Saudi Arabia. Friend, eyes closed: Allahwho! Me: Ackbar!! It helps to pass the time.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 29, 2013 12:55 PM (19AvL)

34 Though come to think of it, I'm always offering liberals a free glass of STFU.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 29, 2013 12:55 PM (cHZB7)

Dumbass people being rude and obnoxious...who could have imagined that?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2013 12:56 PM (k/Mc/)

36 Thus proving, probably to the chagrin of the more hard-core members of the Horde, that even hipster douchebags can have their little moments. I thought it was funny.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 12:56 PM (8lmkt)

37 I call it fake, scripted. A reality show producer would leave anything to chance? He has an accomplice, the second note writer.

Posted by: Decaf at November 29, 2013 12:57 PM (UW/PH)

38 Thus proving, probably to the chagrin of the more hard-core members of the Horde, that even hipster douchebags can have their little moments. I thought it was funny. *** Me too.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 12:57 PM (DmNpO)

39 At least now you won't be using your mouth anymore, you dumb worthless skank. Amirite, bro???? Up top. High fucking five. Yeah.

Posted by: Mega at November 29, 2013 12:58 PM (4/o9U)

40 I saw this last night and came to the same conclusion you did, Ace. He's a douche. Just look at his super mature notes to her. I'd almost bet he was using a picture of his big brother, since he sounds 14.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 29, 2013 12:58 PM (dQN2K)

41 That Elan guy. He writes with such elan. _ Just sayin'

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 29, 2013 12:59 PM (19AvL)

42 If I had another son, I think I'll name him "Panache." That way, he can blame his limpdick, passive-aggressive behavior on his upbringing.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 29, 2013 12:59 PM (CJjw5)

43 The most difficult part of becoming a legitimate birder is observing and applying the proper etiquette.

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2013 12:59 PM (TKFmG)

44 "The year of elan". So ironic and post-modern!

Posted by: Mega at November 29, 2013 12:59 PM (4/o9U)

45 He's ranting about her but when he actually has to act out in person and not be a tough guy in his own universe he's shaking like a leaf?

Posted by: --- at November 29, 2013 12:59 PM (MMC8r)

46 It's Doo Doo and (oZfic).

Posted by: Oozra Klown at November 29, 2013 01:00 PM (6jI2x)

47 Oh, and let's not overlook the possibility of this being a publicity stunt.

Posted by: --- at November 29, 2013 01:00 PM (MMC8r)

48 42 If I had another son, I think I'll name him "Panache." That way, he can blame his limpdick, passive-aggressive behavior on his upbringing.

Dang, I should have thought of that before I named my sons Ennui and Weltschmerz.

Posted by: pep at November 29, 2013 01:00 PM (6TB1Z)

49 If IÂ’m curt with you itÂ’s because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty pleaseÂ… with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car.

Posted by: GnuBreed, of the Winston Wolf school of persuasion at November 29, 2013 01:01 PM (cHZB7)

50 The minute he went "eat my dick", I knew he had jumped the shark. Shoulda kept it classier, built some drama. Elan is a toolbag who probably would've been screaming at the flight attendants himself if this broad hadn't been giving him the attention he needed.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 29, 2013 01:01 PM (ZshNr)

51 The problem is I tend not to believe anything and I think everything is a setup and not real-real but fake-real.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2013 01:02 PM (hmUex)

52 Dang, I should have thought of that before I named my sons Ennui and Weltschmerz. **** LOL

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 01:02 PM (DmNpO)

53 If you want to see real class and blood sport, go shopping on "Black Friday"....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2013 01:03 PM (k/Mc/)

54 Unless there is a third party confirmation, like the gate agent, I stay convinced that this is fake. I know, it's not that important.

Posted by: Decaf at November 29, 2013 01:03 PM (UW/PH)

55 Ol' Elan is looking for attention, methinks. So, she was rude. And what did he do? Pour gasoline on the fire. Way to go, asshole.

Posted by: tcn at November 29, 2013 01:04 PM (fwcEs)

56 Because when the 18" of snow falls in Chicago, only United and American are delayed, Delta and Southwest use magical planes that aren't affected by snow.

But they do use hubs that aren't in Chicago, so if it's not your start point or end point, the odds your flight will be disrupted because of shit in Chicago are lower on Delta than on United. The converse is true when ATL gets hammered by thunderstorms and it's sunny in Chi-town.

The one airport I refuse to make connecting flights through after severe trip disruption is PHL. They share a flight space with the NYC airports, which get the priority in weather situations. I try to avoid ORD as much as possible, but mostly that's due to my semi-rational hatred of all things Chicago.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 29, 2013 01:04 PM (hO8IJ)

57 He's ranting about her but when he actually has to act out in person and not be a tough guy in his own universe he's shaking like a leaf? Posted by: --- at November 29, 2013 04:59 PM (MMC8r) -------------------------------- She's a 50 year-old dame dressed like Michael Jackson on Casual Friday, complete with the surgical mask. He's rocking the unwashed, disgusting streetbum look and sporting the physique of a heroin addict with a tapeworm in his intestine. And the tapeworm has AIDS. Why shouldn't he be nervous?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 29, 2013 01:04 PM (CJjw5)

58 If he had used the argument 'But first you will blow me' I would give him more cred.

Posted by: GnuBreed, of the Winston Wolf school of persuasion at November 29, 2013 01:05 PM (cHZB7)

59 8Â Dangit! I was going to use this for the Saturday ONT! Yesterday, I sent Maet a link to a pretty funny commercial I found. If he doesn't use it tonight, I can try to find your email and fwd it to you. It's quite horde-worthy.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 29, 2013 01:05 PM (dQN2K)

60 You do realized that the lady has terminal cancer, and was flying back to be with family for maybe the last time??? On FB there is an addendum by a (supposedly, unverifiable) family member explaining the situation. My sister died in 2009 from inoperable cancer that had spread. Her personality totally changed, from the pain, the meds to control the pain, and her situation. So if she was terminal that guy was a real douche.

Posted by: SAT Rose at November 29, 2013 01:05 PM (TRCPu)

61 Oops, according to imdb, young elan was a producer on the 2002, 2003 and 2010 versions of that ridiculous show. Resting on his laurels, that one . . . now it appears he is mostly in school.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 01:06 PM (8lmkt)

62 Who's the bald douche who wrote the self-bragging article about snatching a cell-phone from a woman at a concert or some type of performance and throwing it down the aisle in an attempt to smash it? This cocksucker reminds me of that cocksucker.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 29, 2013 01:06 PM (CJjw5)

63 Yesterday, I sent Maet a link to a pretty funny commercial I found. If he doesn't use it tonight, I can try to find your email and fwd it to you. It's quite horde-worthy. *** Are you on twitter? If so, DM me.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 01:06 PM (DmNpO)

64 Resting on his laurels, that one . . . now it appears he is mostly in school.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 05:06 PM (8lmkt)

Laurels? This guy doesn't even have balls, let alone laurels.

Posted by: tcn at November 29, 2013 01:06 PM (fwcEs)

65 It would've been an awesome story if her first reply note was; "Thanks, buddy, keep 'em coming."

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 29, 2013 01:07 PM (ZshNr)

66 Who's the bald douche who wrote the self-bragging article about snatching a cell-phone from a woman at a concert or some type of performance and throwing it down the aisle in an attempt to smash it? This cocksucker reminds me of that cocksucker. **** And there was NO humor whatsoever in that story. Total and complete douche, that one. Yes. She was rude. Yes. The ushers should have said something. But, he was completely unjustified in his actions. I wonder what became of the situation.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 01:08 PM (DmNpO)

67 I'm so glad I didn't fly. They should really show movies all the time to quell the passengers. At the gate, too.

Posted by: Justamom at November 29, 2013 01:08 PM (Sptt8)

68 So if she was terminal that guy was a real douche. ----------------------------- We're all terminal.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 29, 2013 01:08 PM (CJjw5)

She's a 50 year-old dame dressed like Michael Jackson on Casual Friday, complete with the surgical mask.

He's rocking the unwashed, disgusting streetbum look and sporting the physique of a heroin addict with a tapeworm in his intestine. And the tapeworm has AIDS.

Verbal Portraiture makes a great Holiday Gift.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 01:09 PM (ts2EP)

70 So, OT (don't taze me), but did you guys see that the Jamaican authorities have seized 3300 warheads at Kingston wharf? Dang! They do say it's the first time they've made such a discovery but, ganja . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 01:09 PM (8lmkt)

71 >> So if she was terminal that guy was a real douche.

So now you want him to be a mind reading douche. I suspect he has trouble zipping his trousers without catching his dick in it, and you want him to accomplish this?

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 29, 2013 01:10 PM (cHZB7)

72 Verbal Portraiture makes a great Holiday Gift. Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 05:09 PM (ts2EP) ------------------------------ You throw that inside an artisan, handcrafted elbow macaroni frame, you've got yourself an Art Gift, friend.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 29, 2013 01:10 PM (CJjw5)

Diane had a flight connection to Sacramento. Possible Cali-gov-parasite.

Maybe she was undercover with her mask, and all.

Posted by: redenzo at November 29, 2013 01:11 PM (bMeMt)

74 I could see my aunt acting like Dianne and worrying about the flight and being a PITA to people . But, then again, she has alzheimers and dementia and will worry about the same damn thing for an hour, because it's always new to her.

Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2013 01:11 PM (6cgFD)

75 Are you on twitter? If so, DM me. Nah. i was going to set it up just to follow some - maybe between beers I'll see what it takes to get on twitter. (I almost hate myself for typing those last there words) Never heard the cellphone/concert story. Link? Or where was it?

Posted by: shredded chi at November 29, 2013 01:12 PM (dQN2K)

You throw that inside an artisan, handcrafted elbow macaroni frame, you've got yourself an Art Gift, friend.

Put those spawn of yours to work.

You can be the next Thomas Kinkade.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 01:13 PM (ts2EP)

77 This is my daughter, Savoir-Faire, and my other son, Steve. We have such high hopes for Steve.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 29, 2013 01:13 PM (CJjw5)

78 You send me a glass of STFU, and I'll drain it in one gulp and say 'Keep em coming, pal."

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 29, 2013 01:15 PM (cHZB7)

79 Tie their hands together with a rubber chicken and let them fight it out with a spoon and fork.

Posted by: The Ground Squirrel of Peevish Recalcitrance at November 29, 2013 01:15 PM (6jI2x)

80 When I was a jr or sr in college I had a marketing class and the professor was explaining some formula. Enter some assumptions, divide, then add some other assumption for the answer. In the example he demonstrated on the board the second assumption was (-2).

Some girl asked him why he subtracted the second assumption when the formula called for it to be added. He made two or three attempts to explain that adding a negative number is the same as subtraction but she didn't get it. I finally stood up and barked something along the lines of, "Are you fucking kidding me? You're struggling elementary school arithmetic. You're a senior in college and you haven't mastered addition and subtraction? What the hell are you doing here?"

She broke down in tears and left the room but I did not like a dick at all for even an instant. Fucking idiot.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at November 29, 2013 01:16 PM (kUgpq)

81 Tie their hands together with a rubber chicken and let them fight it out with a spoon and fork.
Posted by: The Ground Squirrel of Peevish Recalcitrance

You'll get a spork on this flight ..... and like it!

Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2013 01:17 PM (6cgFD)

82 Gale. Ã‰lan Gale. *cue the Bond music*

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 01:17 PM (AO9UG)

83 Never heard the cellphone/concert story. Link? Or where was it? **** Here ya go http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=340054

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 01:17 PM (DmNpO)

84 It takes a special kind of douchiness to say to oneself, "Hey, a person is making a bad situation worse by being loud and belligerent. You know what would be great? Let me give this loud, aannoying, possibly unstable person some alcohol! Oh, and let's make sure that I don't deliver the drinkable insult myself, but instead obligate some already-harried flight attendant to play along and take some abuse meant for me! Yeah! Sorry crew, fellow passengers, and woman with her own issues, but Elan's got a career to think about!" Yeah, he's a douche.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at November 29, 2013 01:17 PM (kq8V8)

85 80 I do that shit a dozen times on a busy day Trainees think it's some kind of voodoo math

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 29, 2013 01:18 PM (MhA4j)

86 Whenever there are crying kids on the plane, I like to send them a glass of wine. Calms them right down.

Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2013 01:19 PM (6cgFD)

87 I was totally with him until he told her to eat his his dick. That's a creepy, sort of rapey thing to tell a woman.

Posted by: stace at November 29, 2013 01:19 PM (ZFXqT)

88 I used to love to fly and travel on business too. Now, its just a big hassle and I hate the TSA with the heat of several suns. And airlines that make you pay for bags too. The only time I fly now is back and forth to Mexico.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2013 01:20 PM (B2fm1)

89 His hair and beard are professionally tousled. Because....deep and artistic.

Posted by: pep at November 29, 2013 01:20 PM (6TB1Z)

90 Two 'Merican kids flyin, cross the heart-land. To the mom-jeans lady, learn some Jack Reacher moves, and the next time some hipster douchebag writes you and says eat my dick on a flight, sit down next to him and break his arms. Both of em.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at November 29, 2013 01:20 PM (tmFlQ)

91 Whenever there are crying kids on the plane, I like to send them a glass of wine. Calms them right down. *** Well, sure, unless you have Nyquil on hand.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 01:21 PM (DmNpO)

I did not like a dick at all for even an instant.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 29, 2013 01:21 PM (ts2EP)

93 I was totally with him until he told her to eat his his dick. That's a creepy, sort of rapey thing to tell a woman.

Posted by: stace at November 29, 2013 05:19 PM (ZFXqT)

You are so right, stace. "Eat a bag of dicks" would have served the purpose at least as well, probably better, and left his angry inch out of it entirely. But, you can tell by looking at him that he's probably a complete dick himself. And if not, the "year of elan" balderdash would certainly convince you.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 01:22 PM (8lmkt)

94 84 It takes a special kind of douchiness to say to oneself, "Hey, a person is making a bad situation worse by being loud and belligerent. You know what would be great? Let me give this loud, aannoying, possibly unstable person some alcohol! Oh, and let's make sure that I don't deliver the drinkable insult myself, but instead obligate some already-harried flight attendant to play along and take some abuse meant for me! Yeah! Sorry crew, fellow passengers, and woman with her own issues, but Elan's got a career to think about!"

Yeah, he's a douche.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at November 29, 2013 05:17 PM (kq8V

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You said it perfect there. He's upset that she's making the poor staff miserable. Ok, I would feel the same way. His solution is to make the staff complicit in escalating things with some booze and an assy letter.

Posted by: Dave S. at November 29, 2013 01:22 PM (UvR6d)

95 That's a creepy, sort of rapey thing to tell a woman. ---- Not if you're liberal. See also: Baldwin, Alec or Olbermann, Keith

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at November 29, 2013 01:22 PM (kq8V8)

96 91 Whenever there are crying kids on the plane, I like to send them a glass of wine. Calms them right down. *** Well, sure, unless you have Nyquil on hand. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 05:21 PM (DmNpO) Practice guessing the weight right.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 01:22 PM (AO9UG)

97 92 I see what you did there. She likes her strap on though.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 29, 2013 01:22 PM (MhA4j)

98 "professionally tousled" Useful phrase, that.

Posted by: Retread at November 29, 2013 01:22 PM (IiAs3)

99 WHOLLLLYYY FUKC!!

There's flying monkeys on the TV set!!!!!

Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2013 01:23 PM (6cgFD)

100 You said it perfect there. He's upset that she's making the poor staff miserable.

That's just his excuse, just like OCare is about getting rid of "bad apple" insurance. He couldn't care less about the staff.

Posted by: pep at November 29, 2013 01:23 PM (6TB1Z)

101 >>> There's flying monkeys on the TV set!!!!! Get the shotgun.

Posted by: fluffy at November 29, 2013 01:25 PM (Ua6T/)

102 I was totally with him until he told her to eat his his dick. **** In some bergs that's considered a sexual terroristic threat

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 29, 2013 01:25 PM (MhA4j)

103 Elan won't last long in the Zombie Apocalypse.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 01:26 PM (AO9UG)

104 103 Either the Zombies will get him or he'll be mistaken for one

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 29, 2013 01:26 PM (MhA4j)

105 Elan won't last long in the Zombie Apocalypse. *** Seriously? You've seen his photo. Can you imagine anything wanting to eat THAT?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 01:26 PM (DmNpO)

106 This whole thing sounds fake.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 01:27 PM (AO9UG)

107 105 Honey Zombie don't give a shit....

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 29, 2013 01:27 PM (MhA4j)

108 That's just his excuse, just like OCare is about getting rid of "bad apple" insurance. He couldn't care less about the staff.

Posted by: pep at November 29, 2013 05:23 PM (6TB1Z)

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I agree. His actions don't fit with his premise, but I didn't state that outright. He's an asshole too. If he cared about them, he wouldn't have drawn them in to it.

Posted by: Dave S. at November 29, 2013 01:27 PM (UvR6d)

109 "Oh my God I did it I walked as if I was going to the bathroom and I leaned over and put them on her tray table and walked away Oh my God"

What kind of a man who isn't channeling his inner 14-year-old girl says something like that?

Oh...he's 5'8"....what a surprise.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 01:27 PM (oJ5Fd)

110 91 Whenever there are crying kids on the plane, I like to send them a glass of wine. Calms them right down. *** Well, sure, unless you have Nyquil on hand. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 05:21 PM (DmNpO) Yup, tagged as Zulu on contact.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 01:28 PM (AO9UG)

111 Given the dates of his credits the Year of Elan was over three years ago. His five minutes are up.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at November 29, 2013 01:28 PM (XO6WW)

112 There's flying monkeys on the TV set!!!!! Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2013 05:23 PM (6cgFD) Try adjusting the Horiz/ Vert knobs. A few hard slaps on the side of the set will also sometimes help with that. Oh and if the antenna's on the roof, you might check for squirrel damage.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at November 29, 2013 01:28 PM (fzFF6)

113

"..and left his angry inch out of it entirely..."

*laughing and cleaning scotch off the screen*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2013 01:29 PM (x1L8S)

114 Okay, epic copy/paste fail. I blame turkey and gravy from yesterday.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 01:29 PM (AO9UG)

115 What I don't understand is that he supposedly was doing this in the name of the flight attendants... and so... he used them as his insult-mules. WTG.

It is satisfying when someone stands up to assholes. It is not satisfying when they do so by being assholes themselves. He should have stopped with the drink. That + actually nice note would have probably made the perpetrator check her behavior. But no. It's All About Realty Show Producer.

As a human being I really do hope this woman isn't ill, but as a person fond of douchebags getting comeuppance I kind of hope she is, not that we'll ever hear that part of it in the MFM. The fact that she was wearing a mask doesn't bode well for him; people on chemo tend to have low resistance.

Posted by: Filly at November 29, 2013 01:29 PM (Bywv2)

116 Sounds fake. The guy is a special little faggot that never got attention from daddy. Needs to feel important. What a douche.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2013 01:29 PM (IEbb0)

117 Oh...he's 5'8"....what a surprise.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 05:27 PM (oJ5Fd)

Which, in guyspeak (particularly in the entertainment biz) means 5'4" . . . (cf, Tom Cruise)

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 01:30 PM (8lmkt)

118 This whole thing sounds fake.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 05:27 PM (AO9UG)

Maybe it was an attempt to translate reality TV to Twitter. Especially now that the woman's family/friends are saying she's got cancer. Color me skeptical but too many stories recently about waitresses and faked hate tabs make me suspicious of this story.

Posted by: Retread at November 29, 2013 01:32 PM (IiAs3)

119 Sounds fake. The guy is a special little faggot that never got attention from daddy. Needs to feel important. What a douche.
Posted by: Infidel

Oh yeah?!?!?! Come up to my seat, past the flight attendants and hopefully an air marshal and say that. I'll twitter and tweet your twat off. HEEHEEHEEHEE

Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2013 01:33 PM (6cgFD)

120 Anyone else start drinking early today and have no current plans to stop any time soon? Or is it just me?

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 01:34 PM (8lmkt)

121 What sort of pee-pee head twitters his fight with a woman? She should have kicked his bony ass. A slap hardly cut it. Eat my dick? She should have asked him to prove that he has one.

Posted by: tcn at November 29, 2013 01:34 PM (fwcEs)

122 Peaches, the sun is over the yard-arm. Let 'er rip.

Posted by: tcn at November 29, 2013 01:34 PM (fwcEs)

123 Color me skeptical but too many stories recently about waitresses and faked hate tabs make me suspicious of this story.

Yeah, that woman's been ID'd as a serial fabulist. Kicked out of the service with a dishonorable discharge. Between her and Matthew Shepherd, you'd think the left would be a bit more careful about who they lionize. You'd think, but you'd be wrong.

Posted by: pep at November 29, 2013 01:34 PM (6TB1Z)

124 Why didn't you come to me like a man and tell me there was a new thread?!

Posted by: toby928© wonders if he could make the cut at November 29, 2013 01:34 PM (QupBk)

125 Peaches, the sun is over the yard-arm. Let 'er rip.

Posted by: tcn at November 29, 2013 05:34 PM (fwcEs)

It was raining here, no sun, I had to estimate, based on my trip to Target. I think it was 12:30, but that information has now been lost in the mists of light beer.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 01:36 PM (8lmkt)

126 Eat my dick? She should have asked him to prove that he has one.

Objection, your honor. Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: pep at November 29, 2013 01:36 PM (6TB1Z)

127 Arkansas and LSU is shaping up to be a good game.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2013 01:36 PM (x1L8S)

128 It's probably a safe assumption that anyone wearing a medical mask in public is either sick or crazy. If this person is acting inappropriately (not dangerously so, just annoying) thats probably even more likely---either this person finds self control harder than normal because he or she is stressed from being sick, or he or she is crazy and can't control him/herself under most circumstances. Picking on sick or genuinely insane people is disgusting.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at November 29, 2013 01:36 PM (kq8V8)

129 The guy's handwriting is atrocious.

Posted by: toby928© wonders if he could make the cut at November 29, 2013 01:36 PM (QupBk)

130 120 Anyone else start drinking early today and have no current plans to stop any time soon? Or is it just me?

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 05:34 PM (8lmkt)

I can state, with authority, it is not just you.

Posted by: Dave S. at November 29, 2013 01:36 PM (UvR6d)

131 83 (NDH) Thanks, I see that it wasn't a concert, but "The Theater" - these toolbags probably travel together.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 29, 2013 01:37 PM (dQN2K)

132 so, really, nobody thinks 3300 warheads found at the wharfs in Kingston, Jamaica is comment-worthy? because, i'm all wtf. i will defer to the wisdom of the horde, but kinda wondering, well, wtf???

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 01:38 PM (8lmkt)

133 The fact that his reply to her included the words "Look me up online" tells us everything we need to know about him.

Posted by: Filly at November 29, 2013 01:38 PM (Bywv2)

134 Ditto what Dave S said. Although I did manage to make a pan of manicotti this afternoon.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2013 01:38 PM (IEbb0)

135 So your passing game has kinda sucked, you have possession on 4th & 2 deep in your opponent's territory. Do you: A) Call a pass play? B) Run it?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 29, 2013 01:38 PM (D1w3d)

136 This is why they should have brigs on airplanes.

Posted by: Andy at November 29, 2013 01:39 PM (0ZQCB)

137 duh, you run that puppy.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 01:39 PM (8lmkt)

138 So your passing game has kinda sucked, you have possession on 4th & 2 deep in your opponent's territory. Do you: A) Call a pass play? B) Run it? If you're Les Miles, you call two time outs.

Posted by: toby928© wonders if he could make the cut at November 29, 2013 01:40 PM (QupBk)

139 The other not so subtle indication that this guy is an asshole, is that he decided early on to live tweet it. I'd suggest it is highly likely he has overblown the whole thing on the ladies end to some extent, in order to allow him the opportunity. He saw that it was getting some nice attention on twitter early on, and needed to feed the beast (with booze and outrageous insults) to keep the good times going.

Posted by: Dave S. at November 29, 2013 01:41 PM (UvR6d)

140

Anyone else start drinking early today and have no current plans to stop any time soon? Or is it just me?

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 05:34 PM (8lmkt)

Well; yes, as a matter of fact.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2013 01:41 PM (U7Ivf)

141 so, really, nobody thinks 3300 warheads found at the wharfs in Kingston, Jamaica is comment-worthy? because, i'm all wtf. i will defer to the wisdom of the horde, but kinda wondering, well, wtf???

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 05:38 PM (8lmkt)

Kind of a Big Fuckin' Deal, yeah, but there aren't any details (where the shipment was from where it was going to, etc). So put this on the watch list and see what happens.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 01:42 PM (yh0zB)

142 If you're Les Miles, you call two time outs. Posted by: toby928Â© wonders if he could make the cut at November 29, 2013 05:40 PM (QupBk) --------------- Both hurtful and depressingly true.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 29, 2013 01:42 PM (lyL2N)

143 It's Jamaica, they are probably unusable do to the incoherant population that put them together.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2013 01:43 PM (IEbb0)

144 Anyone named Ã‰lan has eaten a dick or two in his lifetime.

Posted by: NCKate at November 29, 2013 01:43 PM (X/4E9)

145 OT but where is my corkscrew? WHERE THE HELL IS MY CORKSCREW?!!!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 01:44 PM (DmNpO)

146 I have come to the conclusion that Les Miles knows how to build and train a football team, but doesn't know how to coach a game. He should hire somebody to do that go sit in the press box.

Posted by: toby928© wonders if he could make the cut at November 29, 2013 01:44 PM (QupBk)

147 I blame the internet and urban living for all such behavior. Since that's where I encounter 99% of it.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 29, 2013 01:44 PM (1Y+hH)

148 WHERE THE HELL IS MY CORKSCREW?!!!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 05:44 PM (DmNpO)

Junk drawer. Under the screwdriver.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 01:45 PM (yh0zB)

149 WHERE THE HELL IS MY CORKSCREW?!!!!! Just break the neck off.

Posted by: toby928© wonders if he could make the cut at November 29, 2013 01:45 PM (QupBk)

150 Off to work for half a day. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 01:45 PM (yh0zB)

151 Anyone named Ã‰lan has eaten a dick or two in his lifetime.

Posted by: NCKate at November 29, 2013 05:43 PM (X/4E9)

And who puts " " around their name?

What has been amusing is the snark @SooperMexican has been tweeting about the tubby Walmart protesters.

Posted by: Retread at November 29, 2013 01:46 PM (IiAs3)

152 WHERE THE HELL IS MY CORKSCREW?!!!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

Where the hell is my pants?

Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2013 01:46 PM (6cgFD)

153 Kind of a Big Fuckin' Deal, yeah, but there aren't any details (where the shipment was from where it was going to, etc). So put this on the watch list and see what happens.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 05:42 PM (yh0zB)

That's what I'm thinking, GGE. It's not like the fuckin' Rastas suddenly developed a warmongering bent due to lack of ganja. These came from somewhere and the Jamaicans are, according to the article, seeking international assistance. Hopefully from someone a bit more on the game than our current embarrassment.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 01:46 PM (8lmkt)

154 "The other not so subtle indication that this guy is an asshole, is that he decided early on to live tweet it."

This of course is the downside of the internet. For every person who is responsible, there are 2 or 3 reality show producers for whom it's but a stage for their narcissism. Each precious bon mot must be shared no matter the consequences, no matter the circumstances of the recipient.

Posted by: Filly at November 29, 2013 01:46 PM (Bywv2)

155 Don't be too hard on Les, he only took one timeout to make an utterly stupid call.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 29, 2013 01:47 PM (D1w3d)

156 3300 "warheads" and a machine to make bullets... Sounds like some bought a reloading machine.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2013 01:47 PM (U7Ivf)

157 It's kind of a shame they both survived.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 29, 2013 01:47 PM (Fa3Hi)

158 I went flying monkey on the stylist at great clips that butchered my son's hair Monday. Too bad he is only 12 he was ready for the military after she got done. Despite the fact that we told her to leave it longer and just trim it. She also ruined his bangs I mean the kid looks like he lost the battle with a weed whacker. It was not my finest mom moment. I suspect I featured in several people's twitter feeds that afternoon.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 29, 2013 01:48 PM (RZ8pf)

159 We were overdue a fiery plane crash, I guess.

Posted by: NCKate at November 29, 2013 01:48 PM (X/4E9)

160 Wait, eating dicks is bad now?
*makes notes*
I can't keep up.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 29, 2013 01:49 PM (hO8IJ)

161 Oh, gosh, PGiS, that's terrible!!! Glad you struck a blow for him on the perpetrator.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 01:49 PM (8lmkt)

162 Where on the food pyramid is eating dicks?

Posted by: NCKate at November 29, 2013 01:50 PM (X/4E9)

163 Keep calling pass plays for your struggling QBs. Dare them to play. Smart move.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 29, 2013 01:50 PM (D1w3d)

164 "The other not so subtle indication that this guy is an asshole, is that he decided early on to live tweet it." Meh, sure, he's a douche. After all, he's a "producer" But in this case, "douche" trumps "entitled c*nt" I was sort of hoping that they could both get sucked out of the porthole in 7A as the aircraft rapidly depressurized.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at November 29, 2013 01:51 PM (yz6yg)

165

It's kind of a shame they both survived.

Word.

Posted by: Henry Kissinger at November 29, 2013 01:51 PM (HgfyP)

166 Where on the food pyramid is eating dicks?

Does it count as fiber, or carbs?

Posted by: Retread at November 29, 2013 01:51 PM (IiAs3)

167 160 Lorena Bobbitt bit one off and even she spit it out.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 29, 2013 01:51 PM (MhA4j)

168 Wait, eating dicks is bad now? *makes notes* I can't keep up. Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ at November 29, 2013 05:49 PM (hO8IJ) Almost, Radish. Almost. I almost lost a mouthful of perfectly good bourbon. ::: fist bump :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at November 29, 2013 01:52 PM (yz6yg)

169 If I have to eat a dick on a plane, I want a little bag of nuts.

Posted by: NCKate at November 29, 2013 01:53 PM (X/4E9)

170 Peaches, it was dumb of me but there is a huge backstory with my ex-husband and previous hair arguments so the boy is extremely sensitive about how his hair looks. Plus he was worried since he is in middle school that he would be teased. I told him that half the people wouldn't notice and for the others to just joke about it "naw I didn't get my hair cut, a pack of rabid wolverines attacked me."

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 29, 2013 01:53 PM (RZ8pf)

171 Anyone else start drinking early today and have no current plans to stop any time soon? Or is it just me?Â Another bad day? Or just because? In fact, i just dumped enough Kahlua in a cup of hot coffee as to make it not very hot at all. After a few of these, I might go out back and start a fire in the pit and tie one on tonight. I've got a bottle of bourbon, a twelve pack of beer, two packs of smokes and a shitty attitude.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 29, 2013 01:54 PM (dQN2K)

172 Can I really, *really* not have a dog in this fight?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at November 29, 2013 01:54 PM (qyfb5)

173 169 If I have to eat a dick on a plane, I want a little bag of nuts. Posted by: NCKate

I assume salted.

Posted by: pep at November 29, 2013 01:55 PM (6TB1Z)

174 Pretty sure " eat my dick" is actionable. She may be an ass but I'd still sic the flight attendents on him.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 29, 2013 01:56 PM (zDsvJ)

175

I've got a bottle of bourbon, a twelve pack of beer, two packs of smokes and a shitty attitude.

*scribbles notes*

Hmmm...almost right...

Posted by: George Thorogood at November 29, 2013 01:56 PM (HgfyP)

176 Takes a real man to stand up to a woman like that, having someone else give her little cocktail-napkin notes and tweeting snark about her. I hope I never run into him, I'd be devastated.

Posted by: West at November 29, 2013 01:56 PM (aDICA)

177 Plus he was worried since he is in middle school that he would be teased.

Tell him to stop worrying. Middle school boys are known for their sensitivity to the emotional turmoils of others.

Yeah, he's screwed.

Posted by: pep at November 29, 2013 01:56 PM (6TB1Z)

178 Wife watching one of the Star Wars movies. It features robots with machine guns that can walk and fight battles. They can't hit anything with their weapons however, so they keep getting whacked.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 29, 2013 01:57 PM (1Y+hH)

179 "Does it count as fiber, or carbs?"

My guess is in the flacid state, its just another protein...if its a woody, then its cellulose and counts as a starch.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2013 01:57 PM (GwLJQ)

180 Who to loathe more? Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: Gem at November 29, 2013 01:58 PM (zw+pb)

181 169Â If I have to eat a dick on a plane, I want a little bag of nuts. I think NCKate just won. Kahlua came out my nose, and it wasn't completely unpleasant.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 29, 2013 01:58 PM (dQN2K)

182 f I have to eat a dick on a plane, I want a little bag of nuts. Posted by: NCKate at November 29, 2013 05:53 PM (X/4E9) **clever girl** (sotto voce)

Posted by: Meremortal at November 29, 2013 01:59 PM (1Y+hH)

183 The caner patient who told Megyn Kelly that Obamacare caused him to lose his insurance and he was going to let "nature take its course" is being audited! I know it's in the sidebar, be sure to read it. Here's Gateway Pundit's post

http://tinyurl.com/k66m78f

When will enough be enough and O gets impeached?

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 29, 2013 02:00 PM (KL49F)

184 If I have to eat a dick on a plane, I want a little bag of nuts.
Posted by: NCKate

I think I can help you with that.

Posted by: Diffidence Zephyr at November 29, 2013 02:00 PM (6TB1Z)

185 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2013 05:57 PM (GwLJQ)

LOL. The HQ: come for the elbows, stay for the dick jokes.

Posted by: Retread at November 29, 2013 02:00 PM (IiAs3)

186 So frustrating when nasty people act nasty to others and expect something other than nastiness in return. I think that I broke the record for using nasty. Sorry peeps!

Posted by: Jmel at November 29, 2013 02:01 PM (cfFqn)

187 Just because! I haven't had a "bad day" lately, just been hangin' with the horde, which is totes awesome!

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 02:01 PM (8lmkt)

188 I assume salted.

Posted by: pep at November 29, 2013 05:55 PM (6TB1Z)

And nailed to the Kremlin steps.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 02:02 PM (oJ5Fd)

189 169 If I have to eat a dick on a plane, I want a little bag of nuts.

Posted by: NCKate at November 29, 2013 05:53 PM (X/4E9)

-----

We're ahead of the curve on this one

Posted by: Southwest Airlines at November 29, 2013 02:02 PM (UvR6d)

190 I hope I never run into him, I'd be devastated.

Posted by: West at November 29, 2013 05:56 PM (aDICA)

LOL!!!! But you'd probably be compelled to eat his dick. Saddest part? You would still be really hungry.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 02:02 PM (8lmkt)

191 158 Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 29, 2013 05:48 PM (RZ8pf)

You do know it will grow back, right?

What is it with dames and bad haircuts? What is it about being slightly suboptimal in appearance for a few weeks that makes broads so nuts?

Before I started shaving my head I prayed for a bad haircut to divert attention away from my ugly mug.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at November 29, 2013 02:03 PM (kUgpq)

192 Naw pep turned out I was right half the kids didn't notice and the other half laughed at his increasingly silly explanations for what happened to his hair. Helps that he is well liked and not bad looking when not shorn like one of Ace's alpacas.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 29, 2013 02:05 PM (RZ8pf)

193 LSU goes up 31-27 with 1:15 to go!

Posted by: toby928© wonders if he could make the cut at November 29, 2013 02:05 PM (QupBk)

194

I think that I broke the record for using nasty.

Pffft

Posted by: Janet Jackson at November 29, 2013 02:06 PM (HgfyP)

195 176 West, Yup....wonder howold Hipster would do with a tumbler suppository?

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 02:06 PM (9jfyN)

196 164 "The other not so subtle indication that this guy is an asshole, is that he decided early on to live tweet it."

Meh, sure, he's a douche. After all, he's a "producer"

But in this case, "douche" trumps "entitled c*nt"

I was sort of hoping that they could both get sucked out of the porthole in 7A as the aircraft rapidly depressurized.

So you accept this little douche's characterization of this woman and her behavior at face value? Why?

Posted by: Luke Duke at November 29, 2013 02:06 PM (qyRUG)

197 I thought the idea was to achieve a hairstyle spectacular in its embarrassing and eye-catching appearance. Since this is how most styles get started, you can then grow it back out and look fabulous as everyone else adopts your former idiotic look.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 29, 2013 02:06 PM (1Y+hH)

198 So you accept this little douche's characterization of this woman and her behavior at face value? Why?

Posted by: Luke Duke at November 29, 2013 06:06 PM (qyRUG)

Luke, she was flying to Sacramento.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 02:08 PM (8lmkt)

199 Luke, she was flying to Sacramento.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 06:08 PM (8lmkt)

Well, East of SAC there are some nice places....but yeah.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 02:10 PM (oJ5Fd)

200

I only fly Pan Am.

And Quantus.

Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2013 02:11 PM (fsLdt)

201 198 Peaches, There's a George Lucas outline in that post ma'am...

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 02:11 PM (9jfyN)

202 BTW, since when to airline attendants pass notes back and forth between passengers? Were they read first? I assume some degree of agitation was evident? Also, if a passenger seems agitated and is muttering about Allah, can we send them a glass of wine and a note to chill out?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 29, 2013 02:11 PM (Fa3Hi)

203 Also also also, who puts their own name in quotes?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 29, 2013 02:12 PM (Fa3Hi)

204 My favorite airline is Cape Air. I can lean over and take control of the pane if the pilot passes out. Plus, great scenery.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 29, 2013 02:12 PM (ZshNr)

205 192 Naw pep turned out I was right half the kids didn't notice and the other half laughed at his increasingly silly explanations for what happened to his hair. Helps that he is well liked and not bad looking when not shorn like one of Ace's alpacas.

It brought back memories of long ago battles between my Dad and me. He allowed me to have my hair "long" in front, but the back still belonged to him, and for him, it was high and tight. It was a rather bizarre look, and he cut my hair to boot until my Mom put her foot down after a particularly egregious haircut. I'm glad things turned out well for your son.

Posted by: pep at November 29, 2013 02:13 PM (6TB1Z)

206 The other stylist in the shop was slightly appalled at the cut too. At first she said she would give me a discount and then she went and looked more closely at my son's hair and came back to me and said "no charge." and wouldn't look me in the eye.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 29, 2013 02:13 PM (RZ8pf)

207 PGIS, would going to the barber be better?

Posted by: NCKate at November 29, 2013 02:15 PM (X/4E9)

208 PGiS, it's just another reason to regret the fact that the much-esteemed lacewigs has moved on from our little community. Plus, I'm sure that 12 bucks is going to make a huge difference in your life, amiright?

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 02:16 PM (8lmkt)

209 We had Walmart protesters in Bellevue today but those that didn't disperse were arrested. Assume they weren't brave enough to protest the one in Renton.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 29, 2013 02:16 PM (RZ8pf)

210

At first she said she would give me a discount and then she went and looked more closely at my son's hair and came back to me and said "no charge." and wouldn't look me in the eye.

She might have been checking out your elbows.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 02:17 PM (ts2EP)

211 12 bucks? It is 20 at the great clips by my house! NCkate I got some good barber recommendations from a couple sympathetic moms so we will be headed there when enough hair grows back that they can fix it.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 29, 2013 02:18 PM (RZ8pf)

212 205 Pep, Heh....ah Dads....he nagged me for long hair once so I took to taking the sides and back to zero cut and let above the temple line grow 'til the ends split... Made a good topknot look.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 02:19 PM (9jfyN)

213 I've been on planes stuck next to people who yap the entire time, complain about service, hit on me, etc. etc. What you don't do is escalate the situation.. Having said that, I did laugh at his tweets because I'm bad like that.

Eating dicks? Too much. I'm thinking that maybe she could have had him arrested for writing this as it could be interpreted as threatening. If this story is true and she is a sick woman I feel bad for her and hoped she is with her family. Elan on the other hand should fricken put down the bong and work on being something useful or at least STFU.

Posted by: Cheri at November 29, 2013 02:19 PM (4NxKJ)

214 This is the love script of a budding romance.

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2013 02:19 PM (TKFmG)

215 It is strange that he seems to think all peoples' names are made up.

Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2013 02:20 PM (fsLdt)

216 Can't a bad cut be fixed by cutting it shorter? Or shaving the head? And saying it was for charity?

Posted by: Meremortal at November 29, 2013 02:20 PM (1Y+hH)

217 Crikey, 20 bucks to get a haircut for a 12-year-old, and then have it turn out to be a huge and painful embarrassment for someone at a delicate age, emotionally? Jeez, that's just crazy. Sorry for the boy, PGiS. Definitely don't take Buddy over there for a grooming, nothing worse than a shamed beagle.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 02:21 PM (8lmkt)

218 "You've Got Airmail"

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 29, 2013 02:21 PM (ZshNr)

219 213 Cheri, Elan a budding Hemingway I' certain.... And Defiance is Two Thumbs Sideways thus far.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 02:22 PM (9jfyN)

220
I'm on team "they're both dicks".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2013 02:22 PM (caCiW)

221

This is the love script of a budding romance.

Sleepless In Doucheville.

Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2013 02:22 PM (fsLdt)

222 "Peaches, it was dumb of me but there is a huge backstory with my ex-husband and previous hair arguments so the boy is extremely sensitive about how his hair looks"

My auntie heart twinges over this. Poor kid! But it sounds like you gave him good advice and he deployed it well.

Your situation, PiGS, reminds me that there's always an underying story behind people's behavior. We know you and that you're a solid person and just being a mama grizzly in the face of someone doing a shitty job. If the douchebag in this story were even half as well aware as you are he might have done a good turn for the woman in question.

Posted by: Filly at November 29, 2013 02:23 PM (Bywv2)

223 Get these Motherfucking scrunts off this Motherfucking plane!

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 29, 2013 02:24 PM (ZshNr)

224 221 eleven, Strapless in Dildo land..... Elan lacks Grace

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 02:24 PM (9jfyN)

225 I think I see a new CBC TV show in the future paid for with my tax money... Two Assholes On A Plane.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 02:25 PM (ZyZIo)

226 222 Filly, Quite. Rather than getting his inner gizmo on he could have comforted her....

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 02:26 PM (9jfyN)

227 After following the link to the original story - which sides with douche-boy for some reason - I'm thinking he deserves a punch in the balls. Dude looks like a douche AND he produces The Bachelor.

Posted by: Y-not at November 29, 2013 02:27 PM (zDsvJ)

228 I'm on team "they're both dicks". Posted by: Guy Mohawk ----------------- Where do I sign up?

Posted by: Still Angry Vet at November 29, 2013 02:28 PM (aDwsi)

229 PGIS - I think Elan needs to go to your son's former hairdresser. Let her do a chop job on him as it sounds like she needs the practice and he needs a shave and a bath.

Posted by: Cheri at November 29, 2013 02:28 PM (4NxKJ)

230 I think the reason he put his "name" in quotes was that "Elan" isn't his real name. Because he's even more of a douche than you think.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 29, 2013 02:29 PM (1Y+hH)

231 227 Y-Not, 2+2=s nutshot

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 02:29 PM (9jfyN)

232 Thanks Filly. I guess this whole twitter thing just got me to thinking that you never know these days when you will be tweeted about or instagrammed or other without even knowing about it.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 29, 2013 02:29 PM (RZ8pf)

233 AND he produces The Bachelor.

Posted by: Y-not at November 29, 2013 06:27 PM (zDsvJ)

Not since 2002, Y-not. He is a standard-issue LA poseur. Trust me when I say that he has no dick left for anyone to eat.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2013 02:29 PM (8lmkt)

234 So you accept this little douche's characterization of this woman and her behavior at face value? Why? Posted by: Luke Duke at November 29, 2013 06:06 PM (qyRUG) Got any proof of her side of the story? What IS her side of the story? They're both idiots. I thought I made that clear.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at November 29, 2013 02:29 PM (yz6yg)

235 Cheri I don't think great clips offers flea dips and Ã‰lan looks like he may need one.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 29, 2013 02:30 PM (RZ8pf)

236 Is it stereotyping to assume that any male that uses a pseudonym of "Elan" is a douche?

Of course, if his actual name is Elan, it is a forgone conclusion that he is a douche!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 29, 2013 02:30 PM (XdnQT)

237 I only fly Pan Am. And Quantus. Posted by: eleven -------------- Piedmont.

Posted by: Still Angry Vet at November 29, 2013 02:30 PM (aDwsi)

238 Dirty fucking scandis: A convicted paedophile has been given permission to adopt a child in Sweden despite sexually abusing a five-year-old girl. Swedish authorities say the man, aged in his sixties, is now not in danger of reoffending. The man, from the town of Helsingborg, has committed more than 90 crimes (mostly fraud-related charges) including molesting a young girl from his neighbourhood in 2004 according to The Local. He was also suspected of raping a young teenage girl. He now wishes to adopt his 10-year-old stepson following the death of the boyÂ’s mother, whom the man married in 2009. The mother and biological father were reported to consent to the adoption application. http://goo.gl/rhNyzS

Posted by: The commenting software at November 29, 2013 02:30 PM (kkbgQ)

239 233 Peaches, Au Contraire he is likely *all* dick...

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 02:31 PM (9jfyN)

240
The word "elan" is used in crosswords alot.

I swear if I would have had twin sons, I would have named them Pete and RePete.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2013 02:31 PM (caCiW)

241 We're busy dissing the wuss "Elan" right now. There's plenty of time for What's-Her-Name later.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 29, 2013 02:31 PM (1Y+hH)

242 My favorite airline is Cape Air. I can lean over and take control of the pane if the pilot passes out. Plus, great scenery. Posted by: Lincolntf at November 29, 2013 06:12 PM (ZshNr) Sure, if you're able to pull his body out of the seat while the plane is totally vertical heading into Cape Cod Bay nose first then, yeah, you could do that. Best flight I ever had with them was getting to sit in the co-pilots seat since I was the only passenger. Great flight.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at November 29, 2013 02:32 PM (yz6yg)

243 PGIS - I'm not so sure Pets Mart would even touch this guy. Ugh.

Posted by: Cheri at November 29, 2013 02:32 PM (4NxKJ)

244 Best flight I ever had with them was getting to sit in the co-pilots seat
Ever been to a Turkish prison, Sean?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 02:35 PM (ZyZIo)

245 Did anyone else notice an uptick in Twitter Scolds yesterday, btw? Man, they were everywhere on my TL. Not just the progressives, either. Lots of folks felt compelled to click their tongues and tell everyone how disappointing their behavior was.

Posted by: Y-not at November 29, 2013 02:37 PM (zDsvJ)

246 Posted by: The commenting software at November 29, 2013 06:30 PM (kkbgQ) Let's get him a date with Die-Ann. She can gripe his perverted ass to death.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 29, 2013 02:38 PM (1Y+hH)

247 Elan...a ski manufacturer, a credit card provider and a Douchebag.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 29, 2013 02:38 PM (0LHZx)

248 I swear if I would have had twin sons, I would have named them Pete and RePete. --- I had a pair of Zebra Finches named that. Are you a Zebra Finch, by any chance?!

Posted by: Y-not at November 29, 2013 02:38 PM (zDsvJ)

249 245 Y-Not, Yup..."the" Rick Wilson getshis on with aplomb, as does Poppin' Fresh..... I tend to save my ire for the racists and moonbats.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 02:39 PM (9jfyN)

250 Zebra Finch. Beautiful plumage.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 02:40 PM (ZyZIo)

251 Not just the progressives, either. Lots of folks felt compelled to click their tongues and tell everyone how disappointing their behavior was. Posted by: Y-not at November 29, 2013 06:37 PM (zDsvJ) Now it's time for the airing of the grievances!

Posted by: Frank Costanza[/i][/s][/u][/b] at November 29, 2013 02:41 PM (yz6yg)

252 Ever been to a Turkish prison, Sean? Posted by: andycanuck at November 29, 2013 06:35 PM (ZyZIo) No, but I like movies about gladiators.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at November 29, 2013 02:41 PM (yz6yg)

253 Little ditty
About a wuss named Elan
Bringing the douchebag
As hard as he can

Posted by: John Booger Meloncollie at November 29, 2013 02:42 PM (JawqV)

254 >>250 Zebra Finch. Beautiful plumage. Yep, but I can still hear them, 20 years later! lol Pete was shooting blanks until one of our cats made a leap for their cage, knocking it to the ground and nearly having Zebra Finch snacks. After that, Repete laid a couple of eggs that made little baby finches, Ditto and Ibid. heh

Posted by: Y-not at November 29, 2013 02:42 PM (zDsvJ)

255 If I had a name like Elan, I'd just call myself something like Moo Moo.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 29, 2013 02:43 PM (1Y+hH)

256 Little ditty About a wuss named Elan Bringing the douchebag As hard as he can Posted by: John Booger Meloncollie --------------------------- Annnnd, that is why I stop in at this place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 29, 2013 02:43 PM (aDwsi)

257 So I'm watching Dexter's wife act as the Liberal Tolerance Cop on our N'er'dowell Malcolm Solo lead.... Ever notice the one culture never getting deference is human conservative culture? It's like it was written in Horryweird or something

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 02:44 PM (9jfyN)

258
I'm more of an Elephant Finch, iykwimaikyd.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2013 02:44 PM (caCiW)

259 *PGiS, sorry for the accidental transposing of letters in your nic- I did not give you guys full value on your money in my comment

Posted by: Filly at November 29, 2013 02:47 PM (Bywv2)

260 255 I snorted.

Posted by: NCKate at November 29, 2013 02:48 PM (X/4E9)

261
Heh. Watching the birds munch on the kids on AMC/

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2013 02:49 PM (caCiW)

262 260 NCKate, So did I..... //FL Congresscritter

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 02:49 PM (9jfyN)

263 I watched my second kanye video, or at least part of it. Again, it's the emperor has no clothes. They guy sucks big time. Yet, people throw money at him. I'm still giggling over the video with his slut girlfriend. They are pretending to ride on a m.c. with her boobs bouncing. Since I've seen enough of her saggy boobs in the media, it's clear that she is not fully nude and wearing something to prop them up in the video. They've also managed to remove about 10 lbs of blubber around her waist thru the magic of cgi.

Posted by: The commenting software at November 29, 2013 02:55 PM (kkbgQ)

264 I often find that douches couple up with douchettes. And breed, making lots of douchey brats, who then run around the aisles squealing and knocking shit over. Really Walmart should *encourage* these couples to bugger each other in the aisles, to delay the reproduction part.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 29, 2013 02:58 PM (YQ5LG)

265 I have to fly regional jets from time to time out of our little airport. One time I shared a flight from Dallas to home with a group of hunters who boarded the plane after a few hours in the bar. I could of had Buck, Chester, or Otis as my new besties! They kept wanting to buy me drinks and we all kept a good spirit about the flight including the attendant. Sometimes you just gotta roll with the current situation.

Posted by: Cheri at November 29, 2013 03:04 PM (4NxKJ)

266 200 I only fly Pan Am. And Quantus. Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2013 06:11 PM (fsLdt) Qantas. Qantas never crashed.

Posted by: Rain Man at November 29, 2013 03:05 PM (UAMVq)

267 not douchy, but I once saw a martial arts group of about 20 teens and college kids from Milwaukee try to board a United flight in Beijing carrying about 3 swords and spears each. very amusing watching them wrap them up in newspapers and rolls of baggage tape to check them at the gate.

Posted by: losthusker at November 29, 2013 03:11 PM (r/XjE)

268 The Bile High Club

Posted by: art garfunkels ugly kid at November 29, 2013 03:11 PM (P/zp9)

269

What's also douchey is this: "Elan" "Diane." Why put quotation marks there? Is Elan trying to signify that his (douchey) first name isn't really his name - that he's using an alias of some sort? Is "Diane" only pretending to be Diane?

I am not opposed to using punctuation in names. I am thinking of going with Donna (ampersand) V. since I believe it would lend me greater gravitas. However, I am not permitted to have an ampersand on this site.

Posted by: "Donna" V. at November 29, 2013 03:43 PM (R3gO3)

270 What I don't get is how this guy is impressed with his non stop attempt to escalate a situation when someone is upset and stuck on a plane in the air. How is that cool? Yeah, if she was a big jerk to the steward that is uncool, but why would I believe she was? A man speaking to a woman that way, especially a stranger, is no man at all.

Posted by: Dustin at November 29, 2013 04:00 PM (b+MDY)

271 Great stuff, BOTH in first class I might add.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 04:03 PM (0FSuD)

272 This guy killed 6 people but killed himself by swallowing AJAX. There is no doubt as to his guilt: "The temptation by people is to say, 'Who cares?' " Molfetta said. "That is a slippery slope right there because he is presumed innocent." Presumed innocent in a court of law. Outside a court -- not so much. And I personally do not give a shit. ... Orange County prosecutors had been seeking the death penalty against Ocampo. Â“ThereÂ’s no excuse; this should not have happened,Â” Molfetta said. Â“How hard is it to keep poison away from him? The answer is it isnÂ’t at all if you cared.Â” Where's there a will, there's a way to kill yourself. And no one cares. http://goo.gl/xg4CBA

Posted by: The commenting software at November 29, 2013 04:32 PM (kkbgQ)

273 I'll take a hipster douchebag over an aging fat broad with a face mask any day. She sounds like the type of hag who would complain that the snack cart didn't have gluten free options. I'm glad he put her in her place, and caused her to miss her flight.

Posted by: Bells Abzug's fat ass at November 29, 2013 04:38 PM (yHRnI)

274 Here's hoping elan tries that with a guy and gets his skull kicked in, worthless piece of shit, probably accuses others of the 'war on women' bullshit too.

Posted by: booger at November 29, 2013 04:46 PM (z7x1L)

275 I hope someone a really smelly fart within nose-shot of Elan. He seems like a smug prig. Who the hell would walk around with a name like Elan anyway? If I grew up with a name like that, I'd have changed it by the time I reached age 12. What a bloody wanker.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at November 29, 2013 04:58 PM (2/oBD)

276 booger - you raise a good point. me thinks elan is a bit of a cyber bully, and probably would not pull such crap with a man that had thirty pounds and several inches on him. sure, we all have met rude people, and it is best to let them know that the rudeness is uncalled for. that being said, to broadcast it all over the internet in some sort of effort to publicly humiliate or shame someone really belies just how sick our society has become. i don't think someone who is a rude jerk necessarily deserves to be publicly berated, mocked, humiliated, and attacked in the public arena like this. me thinks elan is a bit of a man-child.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at November 29, 2013 05:08 PM (2/oBD)

277 Speaking as someone who knows a bunch of shit about planes. I basically said the same thing to a drunk passenger when he started going off to the FA. Plane being delayed due to a nav light was complete BS in his mind

Posted by: F15Mech at November 29, 2013 05:32 PM (+AdKI)

278 Posted by: Mistress Overdone at November 29, 2013 09:08 PM (2/oBD)

Yeah, it's understandable to be annoyed and if he had stopped after the original note it might actually have been funny, but to keep going to the point of trying to put a picture of her online and waiting for her at the gate is just creepy as hell as well as douchey.

Posted by: booger at November 29, 2013 05:37 PM (z7x1L)

279 Call me a prude but I don't actually want to live in a society where some asshat proudly tweets pictures of himself telling a woman old enough to be his mother to 'eat his dick.' I'm glad that in the circles I move in, husbands and sons would beat someone's ass for talking like that.

Posted by: Republic of Texas 2: Electric Boogaloo at November 29, 2013 07:18 PM (Gk2GE)

280 He deserved to get slapped. Nothing she did called for his talking to her about eating his dick.

Posted by: Alana at November 29, 2013 07:39 PM (XMGBi)

281 I just wanted to say that I agree with you right-wing assholes on this one. Ã‰lan is a douche.

Posted by: The Left at November 29, 2013 08:55 PM (MaPr8)

282 This is Ã‰lan TV Prducer. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0301842/

Posted by: Boy in a cage at November 29, 2013 09:40 PM (C1H8b)

283 I'm just disappointed that the entire plane didn't turn on that self absorbed woman and tell her to STFU. Your personal problems aren't mine honey and if you try and make them mine, it's not going to go well for you.

Posted by: Sarah at November 30, 2013 01:57 PM (8CbGg)

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