September 21, 2013
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Niedermeyer's Dead Horse sends this. This is actually by some kind of economist. The piece itself is humorous in nature, and ornamented with quasi-economic language for comedic effect, but it's a matter of Kidding on the Square -- he's being funny, but he means it. Or at least the basics of it.
Worth a read, I think, if you like this sort of mock-academic humor.
First, he looks into s, the fraction of a population which is Stupid. After first noting that the only rule of s will always be larger than your estimates of s (in other words, no matter how Stupid you think people are, you're wrong, they're more stupid than you think), he notes that this fraction s is independent of other factors (such as education, income, race, and so forth) and Stupid is maddeningly consistent among all sub-populations.
Whenever I analyzed the blue-collar workers I found that the fraction s of them were stupid. As s's value was higher that I expected (First Law), paying my tribute to fashion I thought at first that segregation, poverty, lack of education were to be blamed. But moving up the social ladder I found that the same ratio was prevalent among the white collar employees and among the students. More impressive still were the results among the professors. Whether I considered a large university or a small college, a famous institution or an obscure one, I found that the same fraction s of the professors are stupid. So bewildered was I by the results, that I made a special point to extend my research to a specially selected group, to a real elite, the Nobel laureates. The result confirmed Nature's supreme powers: s fraction of the Nobel Laureates are stupid.
Being an economist, he graphs the human population according to their propensity to fall into one of four categories: The Helpless, who will give you a benefit while experiencing a loss themselves. The Intelligent, who will bargain a benefit for themselves while also delivering a benefit to you. And the Bandit, one who benefits himself while simply stealing from you.
The fourth category are the Stupid, who cause a loss for you while deriving no benefit from it themselves:
A stupid person is a person who caused losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses.When confronted for the first time with the Third Basic Law, rational people instinctively react with feelings of skepticism and incredulity. The fact is that reasonable people have difficulty in conceiving and understanding unreasonable behavior. But let us abandon the lofty plane of theory and let us look pragmatically at our daily life. We all recollect occasions in which a fellow took an action which resulted in his gain and our loss: we had to deal with a helpless person. We can recollect cases in which a fellow took an action by which both parties gained: he was intelligent. Such cases do indeed occur. But upon thoughtful reflection you must admit that these are not the events which punctuate most frequently our daily life. Our daily life is mostly made of cases in which we lose money and/or time and/or energy and/or appetite, cheerfulness and good health because of the improbable action of some preposterous creature who has nothing to gain and indeed gains nothing from causing us embarrassment, difficulties or harm. Nobody knows, understands or can possibly explain why that preposterous creature does what he does what he does. In fact there is no explanation- or better, there is only one explanation: the person in question is stupid.
After discussing the "super-Stupid," he turns to the role of the Stupid in society.
THE POWER OF STUPIDITYIt is not difficult to understand how social, political and institutional power enhances the damaging potential of a stupid person. But one still has to explain and understand what essentially it is that makes a stupid person dangerous to other people-in other words what constitutes the power of stupidity.
Essentially stupid people are dangerous and damaging because reasonable people find it difficult to imagine and understand unreasonable behavior. An intelligent person may understand the logic of a bandit. The bandit's actions follow a pattern of rationality:nasty rationality, if you like, but still rationality. The bandit wants a plus on his account. Since he is not intelligent enough to devise ways of obtaining the plus as well as providing you with a plus, he will produce his plus by causing a minus to appear on your account. All this is bad, but it is rational and if you are rational you can predict it. You can foresee a bandit's actions, his nasty maneuvers and ugly aspirations and often can build up your defenses.
With a stupid person all this is absolutely impossible as explained by the Third Basic Law. A stupid creature will harass you for no reason, for no advantage, without any plan or scheme and at the most improbable times and places. You have no rational way of telling if and when and how and why the stupid creature attacks. When confronted with a stupid individual you are completely at his mercy.
Because the stupid person's actions do not conform to the rules of rationality, it follows that:
1) one is generally caught by surprise by the attack;
2) even when one becomes aware of the attack, one cannot organize a rational defense, because the attack itself lacks any rational structure.
The fact that the activity and movements of a stupid creature are absolutely erratic and irrational not only makes defense problematic but it also makes any counter-attack extremely difficult-like trying to shoot at an object which is capable of the most improbable unimaginable movements. This is what both Dickens and Schiller had in mind when the former stated that "with stupidity and sound digestion man may front much" and the latter wrote that "against stupidity the very Gods fight in vain."
Now he discusses the political/economic implications of Stupid, and how the fraction of Stupid s determines a nation's fate.
THE FIFTH BASIC LAWInstead of considering the welfare of the individual let us consider the welfare of the society, regarded in this context as the algebraic sum of the individual conditions. A full understanding of the Fifth Basic Law is essential to the analysis. It may be parenthetically added here that of the Five Basic Laws, the Fifth is certainly the best known and its corollary is quoted very frequently. The Fifth Basic Law states that
A stupid person is the most dangerous type of person.
The corollary of the Law is that
A stupid person is more dangerous than a bandit.
The result of the action of a perfect bandit (the person who falls on line OM of figure2) is purely and simply a transfer of wealth and/or welfare. After the action of a perfect bandit, the bandit has a plus on his account which plus is exactly equivalent to the minus he has caused to another person. The society as a whole is neither better nor worse off. If all members of a society were perfect bandits the society would remain stagnant but there would be no major disaster. The whole business would amount to massive transfers of wealth and welfare in favor of those who would take action. If all members of the society would take action in regular turns, not only the society as a whole but also individuals would find themselves in a perfectly steady state of no change.
When stupid people are at work, the story is totally different. Stupid people cause losses to other people with no counterpart of gains on their own account. Thus the society as a whole is impoverished.
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All this suggests some reflection on the performance of societies. According to the Second Basic Law, the fraction of stupid people is a constant s which is not affected by time, space, race, class or any other socio-cultural or historical variable. It would be a profound mistake to believe the number of stupid people in a declining society is greater than in a developing society. Both such societies are plagued by the same percentage of stupid people. The difference between the two societies is that in the society which performs poorly:
a) the stupid members of the society are allowed by the other members to become more active and take more actions;
b) there is a change in the composition of the non-stupid section with a relative decline of populations of areas I, H1 and B1 and a proportionate increase of populations H2 and B2.[Note: He has previously suggested that among the Helpless and the Bandit class, there are more intelligent subdivisions [H1 and B1] which do less harm and even may do some good, but also less intelligent subdivisions [H2 and B2] who tend towards Stupidity and thus subtract from societal wealth.]
This theoretical presumption is abundantly confirmed by an exhaustive analysis of historical cases. In fact the historical analysis allows us to reformulate the theoretical conclusions in a more factual way and with more realistic detail.
Whether one considers classical, or medieval, or modern or contemporary times one is impressed by the fact that any country moving uphill has its unavoidable s fraction of stupid people who manage to keep the s fraction at bay and at the same time produce enough gains for themselves and the other members of the community to make progress a certainty.
In a country which is moving downhill, the fraction of stupid people is still equal to s; however in the remaining population one notices among those in power an alarming proliferation of the bandits with overtones of stupidity (sub-area B2 of quadrant B in figure 3) and among those not in power an equally alarming growth in the number of helpless individuals (are H in basic graph, fig. 1). Such change in the composition of the non-stupid population inevitably strengthens the destructive power of the s fraction and makes decline a certainty. And the country goes to Hell.
So there you go.
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Posted by: Lauren at September 21, 2013 09:03 AM (ELdpj)
Posted by: EC at September 21, 2013 09:04 AM (doBIb)
"With a stupid person all this is absolutely impossible as explained by the Third Basic Law. A stupid creature will harass you for no reason, for no advantage, without any plan or scheme and at the most improbable times and places. You have no rational way of telling if and when and how and why the stupid creature attacks. When confronted with a stupid individual you are completely at his mercy.
Because the stupid person's actions do not conform to the rules of rationality, it follows that:
1) one is generally caught by surprise by the attack;
2) even when one becomes aware of the attack, one cannot organize a rational defense, because the attack itself lacks any rational structure."
I wish my parents taught me THIS ^^^^^
Posted by: Michael McDonald at September 21, 2013 09:07 AM (pfVS8)
Looks interesting, but I don't think this is a sufficient definition of "stupid." Intelligence is not the only factor that comes into play there. What causes a person to do that are also basic aspects of his character.
Posted by: AD at September 21, 2013 09:07 AM (NmpZu)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2013 09:09 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: Harry at September 21, 2013 09:10 AM (ib4tw)
Posted by: phreshone at September 21, 2013 09:10 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 21, 2013 09:11 AM (mXHwt)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 21, 2013 09:12 AM (jt8G9)
Posted by: JPS at September 21, 2013 09:13 AM (9ziuC)
Exactly. The reason our society, and many societies before us have tended to collapse is not because of stupid people. It's because of brilliant, evil people.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2013 09:14 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: AD at September 21, 2013 09:15 AM (NmpZu)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2013 09:15 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 21, 2013 09:15 AM (pDfBu)
Posted by: AD at September 21, 2013 09:15 AM (NmpZu)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2013 09:16 AM (DmNpO)
The Vietnam War and the protestors influence on academic and political (media included here) institutions is the inflection point of the stupidity ratio and modern democrat party has us at the tipping point where we may not be able to recover from the stupidity. (see election results of 2012 as empirical evidence of the inability to reverse teh stupid)
Posted by: phreshone at September 21, 2013 09:17 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Insanity at September 21, 2013 09:18 AM (Hu/Da)
Posted by: Harry at September 21, 2013 09:18 AM (ib4tw)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2013 09:19 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Diogenes'Lamp at September 21, 2013 09:20 AM (bb5+k)
Barack Obama: I will raise the capital gains tax, even if the revenue from it goes down, for purposes of fairness.
Posted by: Splunge at September 21, 2013 09:21 AM (bKA83)
^^^THIS, a thousand times over. They're a force of nature, like a tornado, hurricane, or earth quake.
Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 21, 2013 09:21 AM (9MLX+)
Posted by: AD at September 21, 2013 01:15 PM (NmpZu)
That person would fall into the "naive" category of the original author. You do realize that the original article is satire, although there is a lot of truth in it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2013 09:21 AM (8Fl6F)
i think you're missing the point. He says S is consistent among both less conventionally "intelligent" populations and Nobel Prize Laureates.
He's not talking about what you'd call natural conventional IQ. He's talking about a predisposition to do stupid things.
he's talking, I think, about statists and socialists, by saying they do more harm than Bandits.
Posted by: ace at September 21, 2013 09:23 AM (/IWYB)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2013 09:24 AM (DmNpO)
i don't even think he'd call that person naive unless that person did a lot of transactions where he was on the wrong end of it.
He'd call anyone who strikes a bargain that benefits both parties roughly equally "intelligent."
Stupidity is what he is calling the destructive, psychologically-based impulse to just do stupid shit like pass ObamaCare.
Posted by: ace at September 21, 2013 09:24 AM (/IWYB)
http://tinyurl.com/pj9qcuv
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 21, 2013 09:25 AM (pDfBu)
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 21, 2013 09:25 AM (ItfcE)
Posted by: Nanny Hag at September 21, 2013 09:27 AM (39IHH)
Posted by: AD at September 21, 2013 09:27 AM (y3j/6)
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 21, 2013 01:25 PM (ItfcE)
They got their 'bamaphones. And they were already on welfare, or unionized government teat-sucking jobs. So doesn't that count as a gain for them?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2013 09:28 AM (8Fl6F)
Posted by: Mindy at September 21, 2013 09:28 AM (rwVu+)
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Posted by: Lauren at September 21, 2013 09:28 AM (ELdpj)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 21, 2013 09:28 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Paul Krugman, Super Genius at September 21, 2013 09:28 AM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Diogenes'Lamp at September 21, 2013 09:29 AM (bb5+k)
Using Obamacare as an example, it wasn't stupid people who made that happen. It was very very smart people, who know how to take advantage of stupid people.
They made a calculated decision that this would benefit them. Most people objected to that decision, but the further this goes the more you have people willing to get on board.
Why?
Because they see how it will benefit THEM. That's not stupidity. At worst it's inertia, as some people give up to the inevitable consequences.
Socialism isn't caused by stupidity. It preys on it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2013 09:30 AM (BeSEI)
"A stupid person is a person who caused losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses."
See "GOP Senate Candidate Bombs 2010 and 2012"
Posted by: CAC at September 21, 2013 09:30 AM (wQYe2)
Which is why Obama has done so much more damage than the Clintons have done.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 21, 2013 09:30 AM (d7tB2)
Posted by: GOP at September 21, 2013 09:30 AM (ELdpj)
Posted by: Diogenes'Lamp at September 21, 2013 09:31 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at September 21, 2013 09:31 AM (GmTxn)
Posted by: AD at September 21, 2013 09:32 AM (y3j/6)
Posted by: Oliver Willis, Like Snacks to Stupid at September 21, 2013 09:32 AM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2013 09:32 AM (8Fl6F)
I concur.
Posted by: DeFacto at September 21, 2013 09:33 AM (Q1+WW)
Further, calling those people who chose NOT to vote for the Stupid Party stupid, is in fact, stupid.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2013 09:33 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2013 09:34 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: John Kerry at September 21, 2013 09:34 AM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2013 09:34 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Diogenes'Lamp at September 21, 2013 09:35 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Diogenes'Lamp at September 21, 2013 09:35 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Diogenes'Lamp at September 21, 2013 09:35 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Diogenes'Lamp at September 21, 2013 09:36 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2013 01:14 PM (BeSEI)
I disagree.
There are very few brilliant, evil people on earth. The vast majority of damage done is by those who are so confident of their knowledge that they do not observe the results of their actions; confident that whatever unexpected results occur are caused by others.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2013 09:36 AM (gqgiP)
Posted by: baldilocks at September 21, 2013 09:36 AM (Tnlh/)
Posted by: Nanny Hag at September 21, 2013 09:36 AM (39IHH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 21, 2013 09:37 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Diogenes'Lamp at September 21, 2013 09:37 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2013 09:38 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Diogenes'Lamp at September 21, 2013 09:38 AM (bb5+k)
Yeah. At least when it comes to this country, that's my take also.
Posted by: AD at September 21, 2013 09:38 AM (NmpZu)
Then call it limited, but deep knowledge of certain things. People who don't know much about most things, but the things they know about, they know quite a lot. Based on their limited knowledge, they are able to manipulate the world, or their corner of it, and cause great evil.
Without even necessarily knowing they are causing evil. Although some certainly do.
That's my definition of modern Liberalism.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2013 09:39 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2013 09:39 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2013 01:36 PM (gqgiP)
Eh, it may not even be that. I'd argue there's a whole host of people who observe the results, but still ignore them. (Or don't learn from experience.)
Posted by: tsrblke, actual real life PhD student at September 21, 2013 09:40 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2013 09:40 AM (9XBK2)
1. Dim
2. Stupid
3. The Romney Campaign
4. Idiotic
5. Retarded
6. Brain-Dead
7. Meghan McCain
Posted by: kbdabear at September 21, 2013 09:41 AM (/9IC1)
virtually no evil person who's ever existed (except for psychopaths who get off on the idea) self-define as Evil.
Hitler thought he was doing Good.
I take your point but in actual practice there are almost no self-defining Evil people. Everyone is the Hero of their own life-story.
Evil is chiefly defined by its effects, as a practical matter, not its intentions.
Posted by: ace at September 21, 2013 09:41 AM (/IWYB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 21, 2013 09:42 AM (pDfBu)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 21, 2013 09:42 AM (mXHwt)
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 21, 2013 09:42 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Diogenes'Lamp at September 21, 2013 09:43 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Jason at September 21, 2013 09:44 AM (6VB4r)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2013 09:44 AM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 21, 2013 09:45 AM (mXHwt)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2013 09:45 AM (9XBK2)
That's a pretty interesting subject, partly because such things are massively present in the current "elites." Look at the decisions that successively allowed Nidal Hasan to get away with declaring his murderous intent for ages. All of the reasons that this happened were because of fantasy priorities. Same for Obamacare.
The Democratic Party as a whole is largely based on these fantasy priorities. Look at Wisconsin. A huge fight because "unions are important because unions." But now that their members can make choices, turns out the unions aren't so important to the only people whose views on the question represented a real reason to do things.
Posted by: Splunge at September 21, 2013 09:45 AM (bKA83)
Exactly. Except Hitler is probably a bad example. I think he was fully aware that shoving people into ovens, and killing many millions more while trying to take over the world was a rotten thing to do.
Obama would be a better example.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2013 09:45 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: Lauren at September 21, 2013 09:45 AM (ELdpj)
1. Dim
2. Stupid
3. The Romney Campaign
4. Idiotic
5. Retarded
6. Brain-Dead
7. Meghan McCain
Posted by: kbdabear at September 21, 2013 01:41 PM (/9IC1)
And Meghan McCain is the case in point. Without the confidence, she'd merely be dim. She might not even count as stupid, but just a person of average intelligence. It's the arrogance that's been built into to her, to not realize what a gap there is between her and people who actually have a clue what they're talking about, which kicks her problem up several notches.
Posted by: AD at September 21, 2013 09:46 AM (NmpZu)
Posted by: Lauren at September 21, 2013 09:47 AM (ELdpj)
Hitler thought he was doing Good.
I take your point but in actual practice there are almost no self-defining Evil people. Everyone is the Hero of their own life-story.
Evil is chiefly defined by its effects, as a practical matter, not its intentions.
Posted by: ace at September 21, 2013 01:41 PM
In an interview with Ricardo Montalban, he explained that his attitude towards playing Khan was that he did not see himself as evil, he saw himself as avenging wrongs done to him as most villains do
"Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good
of its victim may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live
under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies.
The robber baronÂ’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may
at some point be satiated, but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval
of their own conscience."
Posted by: kbdabear at September 21, 2013 09:47 AM (/9IC1)
Brilliant and energetic are on the General Staff because they can plan campaigns.
Brilliant and lazy are your field generals because they can execute plans and expend minimum effort to succeed.
Lazy and stupid are the bulk of your officers. They can follow simple directions and will only do that.
Stupid and energetic are the most dangerous of your officers because they will go out of their way to do something and will screw it all up royally.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 21, 2013 09:47 AM (gmoEG)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2013 01:39 PM (BeSEI)
Eh, Egalitarianism has a few problems, especially with regards to knowledge.
It assume everyone should be able to be do everything, which is stupid.
Let's look at an example: Financial knowledge and compare it to something more mundane, like plumbing.
Now most/all people should have a basic small amount of financial knowledge, just like most/all people should have a general idea about how to clear a stuck drain.
But as you start getting into moderately complex interactions, a given person's ability to learn and understand things that they don't devote their entire life to, is going to diminish. And so it becomes more sensible to bring in experts. (Financial consultants or plumbers respectively). And more efficient.
Now, this isn't true for everyone, there will be a few polymaths out there who can do a ton of stuff (Like Purp, who's probably never hired a plumber in his life). And the level of complexity one is willing to tackle is going to vary for each person. (With a friends help for example, I've changed cartridges on my shower, my dad is less confident in his ability to do that, also he has more discretionary income, so he pays for it be done.)
But generally speaking it makes sense.
But look at what government is forcing us to do, they've regulated the crap out of the financial industry, to reduce choices down to the simplest possible and to spend extra effort to make everything "understandable" for the customer. It sounds good in theory (egalitarian!) but in practice it's inefficient and bad.
It'd be like the government saying "every house must be built with plumbing capable of being repaired by even a person of minimal skill" that'd be stupid as shit.
Posted by: tsrblke, actual real life PhD student at September 21, 2013 09:47 AM (GaqMa)
Exactly. What rubs me the wrong way is when people try to blame what's wrong with this country on stupid people. It isn't stupid people who devised the Republican approach to combating the left.
The left is better at getting the gullible and the ignorant to vote for them.
And that makes them stupid... how?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2013 09:48 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 21, 2013 09:48 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2013 09:50 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Diogenes'Lamp at September 21, 2013 09:52 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 21, 2013 09:53 AM (gmoEG)
Posted by: Nanny Hag at September 21, 2013 09:53 AM (39IHH)
I can't find anything in what you are saying with which to disagree. So it's possible I didn't explain my point well enough.
I do like to try to be brief in my comments here. I figure most people aren't going to read it if it's too long, but that probably means there is some important point I'm TRYING to make that doesn't quite get conveyed.
Here, I think I was trying to limit my focus on my definition of liberalism to political knowledge and philosophy, not other general forms of knowledge.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2013 09:53 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 21, 2013 09:53 AM (/9IC1)
Who is unaware? The politicians or their constituents?
Because I'm pretty sure the politicians know.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2013 09:55 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: ace at September 21, 2013 01:41 PM (/IWYB)
I wasn't referring to self-defined evil people (who, as you point out, are vanishingly rare), and your definition works nicely.
But your point about "Everyone is a Hero of their own life-story" is exactly right.
Only the most perceptive among can move beyond that, and Obama is a perfect example of someone who is obsessed by it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2013 09:55 AM (gqgiP)
Does stupid explain stupid?
What I mean is, you can't define a thing by using that thing as the definition. You can't explain 'blue' by saying 'it's blue'. So how do we explain stupid?
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 21, 2013 09:56 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2013 09:57 AM (oBz1n)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 21, 2013 09:57 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: baldilocks at September 21, 2013 09:57 AM (Tnlh/)
Posted by: soothsayer at September 21, 2013 09:57 AM (x/9BF)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Stupid Phone at September 21, 2013 09:57 AM (GmTxn)
Please. Such thinking as you see in this article is the mark of the barely-above-average mind: smart enough to have noticed they are smarter than most people but not smart enough to realize how unexceptional they still are.
Posted by: Ben Lange at September 21, 2013 09:59 AM (oQshG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 21, 2013 09:59 AM (aDwsi)
And you are a perfect example of the limits of "everyone should be able to be do everything."
Seriously...we need to fix your formatting problem. Your stuff is too interesting to lose to 1995 software.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2013 09:59 AM (gqgiP)
Merkel has a 70% approval rating and doesn't like Obama, so she is ruthless.
Posted by: NBC, the Third Law of Stupid at September 21, 2013 09:59 AM (6xhLc)
Posted by: Fredo Corleone at September 21, 2013 10:00 AM (XXwdv)
Sure, there are no material gains that could equal the harm someone like Obama does. But the amount of gain he gets from being able to put his feet up on the Resolute desk?
All the money and riches in the world wouldn't come remotely close to the benefit he derives from that.
And I'm sure he'd like to see posterity proclaim his greatness. In his mind he probably ranks just below Jesus (or Mohammed, depending on his true beliefs), but above Gandhi, FDR, MLK, and the like.
His only concern might be whether us stupid people will recognize him as such.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2013 10:01 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: soothsayer at September 21, 2013 10:01 AM (x/9BF)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2013 10:01 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2013 10:01 AM (4qdsJ)
Posted by: AmishDude at September 21, 2013 10:01 AM (xSegX)
Posted by: Otto, who thinks Plato was Belgian at September 21, 2013 10:01 AM (omBWL)
Posted by: Kurt Godel at September 21, 2013 10:03 AM (aDwsi)
Hitler thought he was doing Good.
I take your point but in actual practice there are almost no self-defining Evil people. Everyone is the Hero of their own life-story.
Evil is chiefly defined by its effects, as a practical matter, not its intentions.
Posted by: ace at September 21, 2013 01:41 PM
Best point about that was made by Al Pacino in this scene from "The Devil's Advocate"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGR4SFOimlk
Posted by: kbdabear at September 21, 2013 10:03 AM (/9IC1)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2013 10:03 AM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Diogenes'Lamp at September 21, 2013 10:03 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2013 10:04 AM (DmNpO)
If you have extreme NPD, as Obama does, then the harm to the victims is valued at exactly 0.00 in his eyes. He doesn't "feel their pain", he doesn't feel anything - its like they dropped a jar on the kitchen floor and is bothered only if its the maid's day off and THEY have to clean it up.
This is a crucial difference. An ordinary stupid person when they do something stupid that hurts you will offer some sort of halfass apology and kinda mean it.
Being stupid though, they won't learn from that lesson and will go on obliviously hurting people.
Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 21, 2013 10:04 AM (9MLX+)
Posted by: Ezekiel 16 at September 21, 2013 10:05 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2013 10:05 AM (9XBK2)
A stupid person is a person who caused losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses.
This definition seems to leave out most left leaning politicians, bureaucrats and scientists (for example, the global warming scientists), all of whom will (happily or seriously) ffff things up for the rest of us while enriching themselves (or at least living much better than they would have without the government.)
Perhaps I'm not understanding some nuance here. Maybe we should include gains that can't be measured (how good do you feel about having the power to issue regulations that will destroy an industry and throw thousands of people out of work because of computer models that might be correct someday but have been wrong all these years?)
Nuts. I'm going back to work. At least that I can do without taxing my brain.
Posted by: mallfly at September 21, 2013 10:06 AM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 21, 2013 10:06 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2013 10:07 AM (DmNpO)
see, to me that's evil
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 21, 2013 10:08 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: soothsayer at September 21, 2013 10:08 AM (x/9BF)
We are definitely in the downhill stage. The time when stupidity destroys a society.
So, is there a solution? When do you abandon the society and become a hermit?
Also, people are not static, stupid people are not always stupid, and intelligent people are not always intelligent.
There should be a way to make people be their less stupid self, and quit voting for Democrats.
Posted by: petunia at September 21, 2013 10:08 AM (DAcBA)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2013 10:08 AM (9XBK2)
Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain 15h
All the questions I raise on #RaisingMcCain on @pivot_tv are genuine, tomorrows episode is all about my struggle with modern feminism.
Posted by: kbdabear at September 21, 2013 10:09 AM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Invictus at September 21, 2013 10:09 AM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Snidely Whiplash at September 21, 2013 10:10 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2013 10:10 AM (9XBK2)
With no restraint on her bored voice she asks if she can help me, I am wondering if she can properly scratch her big fat ass with those 3 inch nails. So I get through the process without exploding, but just once here is what I would like to say, and my apologizes to responsible black women...or "normal," human beings, this is not aimed at you and color of skin has nothing to do with it, but culture has produced this, just as it has produced our current popular culture that celebrates prison culture.
"So Jizelle, it was an extraordinary experience once again talking to someone that barely escaped being a crack-whore with 4 kids from 5 different fathers, and was offered a job that rapes regular people, in which you make more than about 80% of us out here. I am sorry that I took you away from daytime soaps and talking with your BFF, and such. What is so unusual about you is that you are exactly the same as the last pissed-off, barely escaped from grinding poverty affirmative-action asshole in my last encounter with a federal government employee.
I mean is there a factory where fat-assed bitches are manufactured with the same voice, same attitude, same grievance that you have to fucking work for a living? Maybe it is like twilight zone and YOU are just one alien thing that answers all the phones for ASSHOLE_AGENCY.gov. I don't have to profile at all, as soon as I get the answer on the phone that I waited 1 hour on hold to receive and it is the O, so bored, how I hate you female ghetto black voice I know I am in for a real treat of class A stupid. Thanks for pulling the Obama lever you goddamn nation destroying zombie."
Rant OFF.
Posted by: Jehu at September 21, 2013 10:10 AM (4CmWU)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Stupid Phone at September 21, 2013 10:11 AM (GmTxn)
Ah, that's the "we're going to do it betterism" of the leftist/socialist movement. The notion that there was some key component of the movement that was missing from those previous attempts.
I do believe however, there are people from the Alinsky school who figured out how to deal with some of those pesky problems.
One of which was, CARING about the overall economic effects, and being at least marginally interested in progress.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2013 10:11 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: Diogenes'Lamp at September 21, 2013 10:11 AM (bb5+k)
This is why victim status is currently so coveted. People do recognize when they are acting out of malice. If you are a victim you have an excuse to hate and be malicious.
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at September 21, 2013 10:11 AM (d9hT/)
Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2013 10:12 AM (E3OJH)
Can you be Stupid and Yet Successful?
Watch Meggie's show for questions
Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain 7m
Am I a feminist....? Tune in to #RaisingMcCain tonight 9/21 10pm ET to find out! http://bit.ly/1eijcmd
Posted by: kbdabear at September 21, 2013 10:12 AM (/9IC1)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at September 21, 2013 10:12 AM (d9hT/)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 21, 2013 10:13 AM (Vk2pI)
Also, he fails to consider clashing value systems, having reduced his moral universe to a perfectly frictionless sphere of naked utilitarianism. Who was that guy who talked about six axes of morality? Haidt. People can optimize for values along a certain axis, which results in their "gains" being perceived as "losses" by observers with a divergent set of moral priorities.
Posted by: Mitch H. at September 21, 2013 10:14 AM (vqSWI)
See Twitter hashtag #RaisingMcCain for examples
Posted by: kbdabear at September 21, 2013 10:14 AM (/9IC1)
Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 21, 2013 10:14 AM (Gk3SS)
I'm pretty sure I said that. Or tried to say that. And if I didn't, it's because I am teh stoopit.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2013 10:14 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: Diogenes'Lamp at September 21, 2013 10:14 AM (bb5+k)
Evan Shapiro @eshap 13h
"I like to wear push up bras - so do I still get to be a feminist?" @MeghanMcCain on #RaisingMcCain http://bit.ly/1b0Nl8l tomw at 10p E/P.
Posted by: kbdabear at September 21, 2013 10:16 AM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2013 10:16 AM (dfYL9)
Posted by: Mitch H. at September 21, 2013 10:16 AM (vqSWI)
Posted by: soothsayer at September 21, 2013 10:18 AM (x/9BF)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 21, 2013 10:18 AM (jucos)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2013 10:18 AM (DmNpO)
I've talked to some of these Obamabots, and they think you're weird for thinking things through.
Posted by: Splunge at September 21, 2013 10:18 AM (bKA83)
Posted by: Big Ben at September 21, 2013 10:19 AM (I5Htn)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2013 10:20 AM (DmNpO)
This is why I'm reflexively hostile to people who go on hate-rants about "stupid people". Individuals have their own gain/loss valuations, which is not readily observable or comprehensible by necessarily subjective observers such as, say, a well-intentioned regulator or social worker.
Hey I get it you went to college, I can tell because what you are saying is incomprehensible to people living in this particular Galaxy. You must have side-slipped while traveling between dimensions.
Posted by: Jehu at September 21, 2013 10:20 AM (4CmWU)
Posted by: Beto at September 21, 2013 10:21 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Diogenes'Lamp at September 21, 2013 10:22 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2013 10:23 AM (g1DWB)
doesn't mean they're not stupid
Say a person votes for Obama because Obama is non-white like them, and it will be historic, and they will feel empowered by the election of a non-white President. This is their gain.
But it's a stupid way to decide who to vote for for President.
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 21, 2013 10:23 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2013 10:23 AM (oBz1n)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 21, 2013 10:24 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 21, 2013 10:24 AM (qRasw)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2013 10:25 AM (DmNpO)
Exactly. Except Hitler is probably a bad example. I think he was fully aware that shoving people into ovens, and killing many millions more while trying to take over the world was a rotten thing to do.
Obama would be a better example.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2013 01:45 PM (BeSEI)"
But Hitler wasn't trying to take over the world to gratify his own ego. He was doing it as a service to humanity, at least the new Aryan species of humanity which was going to come into existence and create a golden age of utopia on earth.
While the details vary a bit, the quest to build an earthly utopia is a recurring theme. Kind of like Lenin. Or Stalin. Or Mao. Or Pol Pot. Or Bill Ayres. Or Jim Jones. Or Plutarcho Elias Calles.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 21, 2013 10:25 AM (31Nrp)
Posted by: soothsayer at September 21, 2013 10:26 AM (x/9BF)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2013 10:26 AM (dfYL9)
But there are so many kinds of stupid. You seem to be talking about You Must Be Stupid Because You Don't Do What I Think You Should Do. I'd be hostile to anyone ranting about that too.
Then there's Stupid As A Disability. Some people are just stupid, and all you can do is pity them.
But there's also Stupid Because You Refuse To Use Your Brain, Which Could Think If Only You Would Let It. See: Occupy Wall Street. They seem rantworthy.
Posted by: Splunge at September 21, 2013 10:26 AM (bKA83)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 21, 2013 10:27 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 21, 2013 10:27 AM (jt8G9)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2013 10:27 AM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2013 10:29 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2013 10:31 AM (9XBK2)
The Dems know this. They count on it.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2013 02:23 PM (g1DWB)"
The physical stuff that the Democrats give away does not explain all of their appeal, especially to people who could get that stuff on their own. A large part of what the Dems give is the psychic rewards of being a good person. The demonization of Republicans and the warm and fuzzies that Dems provide is probably responsible for most of the white Democrat vote.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 21, 2013 10:32 AM (31Nrp)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2013 10:32 AM (9XBK2)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2013 10:33 AM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 21, 2013 10:34 AM (ItfcE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 21, 2013 10:36 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2013 10:41 AM (9XBK2)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2013 10:45 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2013 10:46 AM (a4Omg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2013 10:52 AM (a4Omg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 21, 2013 02:24 PM (aDwsi)
Your objective measure matters not a whit to them. They are bandits, not stupid.
Posted by: schizoid at September 21, 2013 11:02 AM (ED4Ig)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2013 02:20 PM (DmNpO)
Short form: in olden times life-span was pretty much proportional to intelligence (or inversely proportional to stupidity).
Posted by: Facist Bureaucrat at September 21, 2013 11:08 AM (XdnQT)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2013 11:11 AM (BAS5M)
Posted by: schizoid at September 21, 2013 03:02 PM (ED4Ig)
The ones that start the companies and get the profits (gummint subsidized profits) are the bandits.
Unfortunately, there is a large cadre of stupid people that have accepted AGW as an existential threat, but will not reap anything good for themselves and worse, will contribute to decreasing the quality of life for the rest of us by their support for AGW solutions.
Posted by: Facist Bureaucrat at September 21, 2013 11:12 AM (XdnQT)
Posted by: Facist Bureaucrat at September 21, 2013 03:12 PM (XdnQT)
If it makes them feel good, that is a benefit to them. They have decided that their own good feelings are more important than anything else. Their actions are selfish but perfectly rational.
Posted by: schizoid at September 21, 2013 11:23 AM (ED4Ig)
Posted by: a million LIV monkeys with a C++ compiler at September 21, 2013 11:37 AM (0k7Xm)
Posted by: eman at September 21, 2013 12:48 PM (AO9UG)
How do you know that about someone you haven't met? Maybe she was a having a bad day and unfortunately took it out on you. You don't know if she had five different children by four different fathers because she had a "Female ghetto black voice" It is frustrating to wait on the line for calls, yes, but that doesn't justify your racist screed about somebody you don't you. What is probably accurate is that if she's AA it's 98 %certain she voted for Obama.
Maybe since I actually live in the real world and have been subjected to this since maybe the sixties when black kids in my middle school threatened to beat up anyone that said Kennedy was not a good President. And was she AA? You cannot tell by voice, inflection and speech patterns? Unless she was Wolf Man Jack's daughter, she was a spoiled, bored asshole black chick. As far as calling my racist, back to you "liberal." And unless we confront this behavior and call it for what it is we then become "silent" racists, and cowards to boot. Standup for yourself you pussy. O, I might have misjudged, maybe you are just having a bad day.
Posted by: Jehu at September 21, 2013 02:30 PM (4CmWU)
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