October 23, 2013

A soupçon of DOOM
— Monty

DOOOOM

This is just a little DOOM appetizer, my groovy babies, a few DOOM-y links to apologize for the lack of a bigger DOOM meal on Monday. Savor the flavor!

For liberals, the answer to every government screw-up is...more government!

Illinois Governor Pat Quinn calls pension crisis an extreme emergency. He's reserving the term "calamitous crisis" for when the zombies attack.

You know, when people decide to stop having sex because it's too much bother, it might be time to just write them off. If you can't even motivate people to do the wango-tango without governmental intervention, it's time to let nature take its course.

Obamanomics is every bit the success that ObamaCare has turned out to be so far. Forward!
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Posted by: Monty at 08:55 AM | Comments (323)
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1 Hmmm, hot creamy doom and Bourbon Fudge cake.  Yum!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 23, 2013 08:57 AM (kXoT0)

2 First?

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 23, 2013 08:57 AM (LSJmV)

3 MIDDAY DOOOOOMM!! Cool.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 08:57 AM (XIxXP)

4 Damn you Sherry!

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 23, 2013 08:57 AM (LSJmV)

5 I sincerely hope someone notified willow.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 08:57 AM (0HooB)

6 Is that Downs syndrome cat?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 08:57 AM (XIxXP)

7 Damn, that kitteh is controversial!

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 08:58 AM (zZbNF)

8 Late DOOM?

Fuck it, I'll take it!

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 08:58 AM (GQ8sn)

9 Yeah, that cat ain't right.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 23, 2013 08:58 AM (LSJmV)

10 Underbite Grumpy DOOM!  Kitteh  FTW.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 08:59 AM (0HooB)

11 For liberals, the answer to every government screw-up is...more government!


That has been true since the dawn of time when the immortals started showing up.

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 08:59 AM (zZbNF)

12 Was Doom Delayed due to Government Shutdown?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2013 08:59 AM (lZBBB)

13 Awwww. Cute pussy.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 08:59 AM (b1/nQ)

14 Doom Kitteh did not get wet food last night.


Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 08:59 AM (GQ8sn)

15 Better late Doom than no Doom.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 23, 2013 08:59 AM (aDwsi)

16

Oh.... and apparently the day after we raised the debt limit???

 

It went up more than $325 Billion...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2013 09:00 AM (lZBBB)

17 Crazy eyes, man. I'm telling ya, stay away from that cat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 23, 2013 09:00 AM (aDwsi)

18 Gov. Pat Quinn Tuesday reiterated that the state’s pension problems are an “extreme emergency” that demand lawmakers’ attention now.


The only way that will happen is if the break the power of the Unions and since this is a heavy blue State that will never happen.

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 09:00 AM (zZbNF)

19 Oooooh....oooh....I know this one... Pat Quinn wants to....wait for it....raise taxes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at October 23, 2013 09:01 AM (659DL)

20 You know, when people decide to stop having sex because it's too much bother,


I really do not believe all those reports.

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 09:01 AM (zZbNF)

21 Ah.  I love the smell of Doom in the afternoon. 

Poor little Doom Kitteh. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 23, 2013 09:01 AM (lVPtV)

22 Damn you Sherry!

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 23, 2013 12:57 PM (LSJmV)


Growing up, I thought my name was SherryKathyPatti, then  I got married and found out that it really was, "G*dammit, Sherry!"

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 23, 2013 09:01 AM (kXoT0)

23 It went up more than $325 Billion... Posted by: Romeo ------------------- A new record..., launched us over the $17,000,000,000,000 mark.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 23, 2013 09:02 AM (aDwsi)

24

And there are still over 90M  Americans out of work,   of which I am but one.

 

What we have here is Voodoo Economics.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 09:02 AM (0HooB)

25 Doom it tastes better than Ogabe's ass...

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 09:02 AM (9jfyN)

26 Illinois Governor Pat Quinn calls pension crisis an extreme emergency. He's reserving the term "calamitous crisis" for when the zombies attack.
---

I see the bus drivers in Detroit are calling in sick in protest of work conditions. 

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 23, 2013 09:02 AM (XUKZU)

27 Love, love, love to see another scenario where the remediation for the process is larger than the remediation for the problem. 

It's Y2K for Obamacare!  Yay!

Posted by: Fritz at October 23, 2013 09:02 AM (UzPAd)

28 Oooooh....oooh....I know this one...

Pat Quinn wants to....wait for it....raise taxes.

---------------



Yup.  I heard him on the radio yesterday calling for a hike in cigarette taxes - wait for it -  "for the children of Illinois"


Posted by: mama winger at October 23, 2013 09:02 AM (P6QsQ)

29 Yikes, thats one ugly cat.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Div at October 23, 2013 09:02 AM (FMbng)

30 DOOM amuse-bouche.

ADOOM-bouche?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 23, 2013 09:02 AM (/kI1Q)

31 You know, when people decide to stop having sex because it's too much bother, I really do not believe all those reports. It's a big deal in Japland.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:02 AM (b1/nQ)

32 You're doomed if you do and doomed if you don't.

Posted by: manometer at October 23, 2013 09:03 AM (vjrgd)

33 Monty I have finally joined the "politics can't fix this" school of Doom....


Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 09:03 AM (9jfyN)

34 Lean Forward!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 23, 2013 09:03 AM (lVPtV)

35 Oh, FFS. Now the Nigerians are pissed at Cruz. HOUSTON (KTRK) -- Texas Sen. Ted Cruz is in hot water over comments he made about Obamacare and Nigerian email scammers while speaking at a Houston rally. It was a Texas-sized homecoming for Cruz following the government shutdown. Supporters of the Lone Star senator cheered him on, but one statement in particular has some members of the Nigerian community upset. "Have you all noticed, you know the Nigerian email scammers? They've been a lot less active lately, because they've all been hired to run the Obamacare websites," Cruz said during a public appearance at a Houston rally. Pastor Felix Awotula with Redeemed Christian Church of God Awotula says he fielded calls at his church throughout the day. "I'm not too sure of the motive behind that. But anyway, the statement has been made, and it has a devastating effect in the mind of Nigerians because we don't want to identify the country with anything negative. I'm not saying all Nigerians are perfect," Awotula said. A spokesperson for Sen. Cruz says: "The senator was making a joke based on the official term of a commonly utilized type of scam. He meant no offense." Political consultants on the other side say otherwise. "That type of dialogue is inflammatory. I think it is one that will divide us, as opposed to unite us, and I think that's what the country wants right now; they want to be united, they want real leadership that's not going to be culturally insensitive," said Dallas Jones with Elite Change, Inc. Some viewers say they've contacted the senator's office, asking for an apology.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 23, 2013 09:04 AM (LSJmV)

36

Growing up, I thought my name was SherryKathyPatti, then I got married and found out that it really was, "G*dammit, Sherry!"

 

I thought my name was "Jesus Christ!" for the longest time...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 09:04 AM (0HooB)

37 Lean Forward! And grab your ankles.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 09:04 AM (XIxXP)

38 28 Yup. I heard him on the radio yesterday calling for a hike in cigarette taxes - wait for it - "for the children of Illinois"

Posted by: mama winger at October 23, 2013 01:02 PM (P6QsQ)



Chicago already did that making them the highest in the nation finally beating out NYC and SF.

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 09:04 AM (zZbNF)

39 You know, when people decide to stop having sex because it's too much bother,


I really do not believe all those reports.


It's a big deal in Japland.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 01:02 PM (b1/nQ)



Something tells me there are plenty of morons who will do the "jobs" that Japanese men won't do.



Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 09:04 AM (GQ8sn)

40 I see the bus drivers in Detroit are calling in sick in protest of work conditions. Posted by: WalrusRex ---------------------------- Tired of being beaten and shot. The plan is to place uniformed cops on the buses. How thaey are going to pay the cops, I do not know..., oh, wait..., now I remember, Barky sent them $300 million of our money.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 23, 2013 09:04 AM (aDwsi)

41 31 rickb223,

go long on "immigration" futures for Japan...

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 09:04 AM (9jfyN)

42 I posted this in the thread below but it has a more DOOMy quality so,

Some federal workers to get “bonus” for not working during the shutdown?
---

Well, of course. Now that the debt ceiling has been raised, it's not like we haven't got the money.

From Hot Air.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 23, 2013 09:05 AM (XUKZU)

43 Growing up, I thought my name was SherryKathyPatti, then I got married and found out that it really was, "G*dammit, Sherry!"

I thought my name was "Jesus Christ!" for the longest time...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 01:04 PM (0HooB)


Mine was "Dammit!"

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 09:05 AM (GQ8sn)

44

So much wretched doom,

I can't wait to smoke some choom,

chase away the gloom.

 

yeah, I won't give up my day job.

Posted by: fastfreefall at October 23, 2013 09:06 AM (qnIhA)

45 Now the Nigerians are pissed at Cruz. HOUSTON (KTRK) -- Texas Sen. Ted Cruz is in hot water over comments he made about Obamacare and Nigerian email scammers while speaking at a Houston rally. Oh grow the fuck up. Boo-hoo. When do we get our apology from Nigeria because OF the scammers???

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:06 AM (b1/nQ)

46 Texas Sen. Ted Cruz is in hot water over comments he made about Obamacare and Nigerian email scammers while speaking at a Houston rally.


Did he greet everyone with, "Hello my friend!"

heh...

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 09:08 AM (GQ8sn)

47 Now the Nigerians are pissed at Cruz.

Everyone read Mr. Sowell's piece on being offended?  Well here ya have a prime example. 

Posted by: sweet...ish at October 23, 2013 09:08 AM (bj+Nc)

48 Illinois Governor Pat Quinn calls pension crisis an extreme emergency.






Pat Quinn is an extreme idiot. He is a total half witted bungling idiot who is running this state (along with the rest of the Dims) into the ground. And he'll get re-elected over and over again by the brainless wonders

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 23, 2013 09:08 AM (1Jaio)

49 Growing up, I thought my name was SherryKathyPatti, then I got married and found out that it really was, "G*dammit, Sherry!" I thought my name was "Jesus Christ!" for the longest time... Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 01:04 PM (0HooB) Mine was "Dammit!" Posted by: EC at October Mom never got the irony at calling me a son of a bitch!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:08 AM (b1/nQ)

50

Mine was "Dammit!"

 

For a while there, I thought my name was  "Ulittlebastard."   I must've outgrown that name.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 09:08 AM (0HooB)

51 That's amusing about Cruz/Nigerians. Not too long ago, it would have been a Macaca moment, and Cruz would have been hounded for it, but now the experience is so universal that it can't be denied.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 23, 2013 09:09 AM (aDwsi)

52 You want to do WHAT?

Posted by: Teh Doom Kitteh at October 23, 2013 09:09 AM (RD7QR)

53 Dick Cheney's   Giant Warcock on Rush  now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 09:09 AM (0HooB)

54 House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi said that “sabotage” by Republicans, and not just computer glitches, is hindering implementation of Obamacide.




HT / WeaselZippers

Posted by: mama winger at October 23, 2013 09:09 AM (P6QsQ)

55 Something tells me there are plenty of morons who will do the "jobs" that Japanese men won't do.

Dibs on the Maria Ozawa lookalikes!

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 23, 2013 09:09 AM (Lw+sl)

56 Dick Cheney? Duck!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 23, 2013 09:10 AM (aDwsi)

57 For a while there, I thought my name was "Ulittlebastard." I must've outgrown that name. Is it Big Bastard now???

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:10 AM (b1/nQ)

58 Cruz is going to have to do one of two things since he has become a lightning rod for the extreme left.  He will have to quit making any jokes because most of the time any joke is offensive to someone OR he will have to attack straight back.


Such as in this case tell the complainers that if they can't take a joke about the scammers to go over there and clean them to Hell up; either that or STFU and sit down.


I prefer the last option. I'm tired of us taking it all the time with no response.

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 09:10 AM (zZbNF)

59 You know, when people decide to stop having sex because it's too much bother, ..... That's because they don't know me.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 23, 2013 09:10 AM (l3vZN)

60 House Minority LeaderNancy Pelosi said that “sabotage” by
Republicans, and not just computer glitches, is hindering
implementation of Obamacide.




HT / WeaselZippers

Posted by: mama winger at October 23, 2013 01:09 PM (P6QsQ)




MFM: ummm...yeah that's it. Republicans sabotaged Prezzy Wonderful's healthcare plan

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 23, 2013 09:11 AM (1Jaio)

61 Dibs on the Maria Ozawa lookalikes!


Hitomi Tanaka!

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 09:11 AM (GQ8sn)

62 Ha!I'm seeing all Barbara Buono ads at the HQ.(that's Fatso Christies opponent).Somebody maybe picked up on all the Christie hate here.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 09:11 AM (zqvg6)

63 Japan will be an interesting country to watch. Demographic suicide, BUT a refusal to engage in cultural suicide to compensate. Miniscule birthrate, miniscule immigration. Who knows what will happen?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 23, 2013 09:11 AM (dfYL9)

64 If you can't even motivate people to do the wango-tango without governmental intervention, it's time to let nature take its course. Hey, if the government is willing to pay me to screw, well, that's just a bonus and will keep me in bourbon. Any moronettes who have an itch that needs scratching? wut?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at October 23, 2013 09:12 AM (1hM1d)

65 Dibs on the Maria Ozawa lookalikes! Hitomi Tanaka! Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 01:11 PM (GQ8sn) Mrs. Livingston!!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 09:12 AM (XIxXP)

66

Simple solution for Detroit bus strike - stop bus service, let the criminals walk everywhere.

 

Pretty soon, they'll be  so tired from walking, they'll just stay home.

 

Postal workers can quit walking their routes as well; let the slackers walk to the  various government offices to collect their checks.

 

Enough government workers refuse to work due to "workplace violence", the takers will have to go to the state capitol to collect their checks.

 

They ought to be really tired at the end of that journey.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 23, 2013 09:12 AM (PZ6/M)

67 Japan will be an interesting country to watch.
Demographic suicide, BUT a refusal to engage in cultural suicide to compensate.
Miniscule birthrate, miniscule immigration.
Who knows what will happen?



Real estate prices will come back down to reality.

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 09:12 AM (GQ8sn)

68 Listen all y'all it's sabotage,listen all y'all it's sabotage,listen all y'all it's sabotage!
Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 09:12 AM (zqvg6)

69 I've got the Doom poster, T-shirt, and album but I really wish they'd get their fucking tour dates settled.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 23, 2013 09:12 AM (AA6QE)

70 Pelosi dribbles wisdom:

Pelosi to reporters: "I know you don't line numbers, because you're into words and stuff."

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 23, 2013 09:13 AM (XUKZU)

71 Listen all y'all it's sabotage,listen all y'all it's sabotage,listen all y'all it's sabotage!
Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 01:12 PM (zqvg6)


I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate!!!

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 09:13 AM (GQ8sn)

72

Oooooh....oooh....I know this one...


Pat Quinn wants to....wait for it....raise taxes.

 

After all, it'll only be the price of a cup of coffee a week, right?  You can handle that, right?  For the children?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 09:13 AM (zF6Iw)

73 We're not going to spend a shit ton of money on the Japanese like we do with the panda love are we?

Posted by: RWC at October 23, 2013 09:13 AM (fWAjv)

74 I really do not believe all those reports.

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 01:01 PM (zZbNF)

 

I do.  There's a very ingrained mentality in Japan that the man is the breadwinner, while the women leave work after they've gotten married   and then have children.   A lot of young Japanese today don't want that.  The economic malaise of the last twenty years has made it more difficult to have only a single breadwinner in the family,    putting a huge burden on men,    while   women who continue to work after they've    gotten married and had children are viewed with disapproval.     

 

You see it any time a    Japanese celebrity gets pregnant.    First off they tend to go into seclusion, like women in the West would do many years ago,   and   one of the questions they're always asked is, "Will you    return to work after your baby is born?"      Can you imagine someone asking that of an American actress   or musician?   For better or worse, in the West    it is more unusual for a successful woman to give up her job and stay home with the children than vice versa.     Not so in Japan.

 

And don't even START suggesting that men could stay home with the children   while the woman goes to work.  They would be laughed out of town.

 

Relationships for Japanese today    really ARE a hassle, and restrictive.   They don't know how much good can come from that kind of emotional connection because they're looking at it from the outside in terms of   the tangible impacts a relationship would have on their life.  And it sucks.     They're missing out on so much that enriches    the soul.

 

I WANT the Japanese to have babies.     I'd rather they do than the jihadis.    At least the Japanese can MAKE things, and have fun, and laugh.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 23, 2013 09:13 AM (4df7R)

75

63 Japan will be an interesting country to watch.
Demographic suicide, BUT a refusal to engage in cultural suicide to compensate.
Miniscule birthrate, miniscule immigration.
Who knows what will happen?

 

Deflation and increased living space?

Posted by: Chaos, it the other dark meat at October 23, 2013 09:14 AM (oDCMR)

76

Is it Big Bastard now???

 

Nah. These days it's just "asshole."

 

I can't fuss with B'Gal, tho'.  She's never   been  anything  but respectful  to me, something for which I'm grateful. The ex? Not  so much.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 09:14 AM (0HooB)

77 49---Mom never got the irony at calling me a son of a bitch! Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 01:08 PM (b1/nQ) ---------------- Yeah, it's kinda like when my kids start throwing yo-mama insults at each other. The irony sizzles!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 23, 2013 09:14 AM (dfYL9)

78 House Minority LeaderNancy Pelosi said that “sabotage” by Republicans, and not just computer glitches, is hindering implementation of Obamacide. If only.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at October 23, 2013 09:15 AM (659DL)

79

Some viewers say they've contacted the senator's office, asking for an apology.

 

I hope Cruz tells them to get a sense of humor, get a life and get off his fucking lawn.  But first, they will blow him.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 09:15 AM (zF6Iw)

80 House Minority LeaderNancy Pelosi said that “sabotage” by Republicans, and not just computer glitches, is hindering implementation of Obamacide.

The counter-revolutionaries are wrecking Ear Leader's Glorious Progress!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Article_58_%28RSFSR_Penal_Code%29

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 23, 2013 09:15 AM (/kI1Q)

81 I WANT the Japanese to have babies. I'd rather they do than the jihadis. At least the Japanese can MAKE things, and have fun, and laugh.


Something tells me there will be a lot of half-Japanese babies in their future.  If the native Japanese men won't have them, other men will.

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 09:15 AM (GQ8sn)

82

Boner hopeful that he can bring up immigration reform this year.

 

 

Sebelius says she won't sign up for 404care because she already has insurance.

 

 

Just some red meat...see Drudge if so inclined.

Posted by: Havedash at October 23, 2013 09:16 AM (BRhGr)

83 74 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 01:13 PM (4df7R)


Just because they are not having babies does not mean they are not having sex.  And people tend to lie on surveys about having sex.


A few years of recession is not going to turn around 100,000 years of evolution.

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 09:16 AM (zZbNF)

84

Illinois Governor Pat Quinn calls pension crisis an extreme emergency. He's reserving the term "calamitous crisis" for when the zombies attack.

 

---

 

I'm waiting to see the collapse of Illinois and California due to their retirement systems going bust.

 

I'm just hoping that any action taken by Obama to bail them out just rallies the people against him.

 

Yes, I'm looking for a pony in the pile of horseshit again.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 23, 2013 09:16 AM (/Crba)

85 Just because they are not having babies does not mean they are not having sex. And people tend to lie on surveys about having sex.


Bots and pillows don't count.

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 09:17 AM (GQ8sn)

86 Deflation and increased living space?

Posted by: Chaos, it the other dark meat at October 23, 2013 01:14 PM (oDCMR)


And those kids that are born will be spoiled rotten.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2013 09:17 AM (60Q+L)

87

Some viewers say they've contacted the senator's office, asking for an apology.

 

---

 

If they want their apology, they'll need to give the Senator their bank account number so that he can deposit it there.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 23, 2013 09:17 AM (/Crba)

88 Bots and pillows don't count. Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 01:17 PM (GQ8sn) And you know they are working like hell on a sex bot.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 09:17 AM (XIxXP)

89 If they want their apology, they'll need to give the Senator their bank account number so that he can deposit it there. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 23, 2013 01:17 PM (/Crba) LOL, that's a twitter gem.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 09:18 AM (XIxXP)

90 Something tells me there will be a lot of half-Japanese babies in their future. If the native Japanese men won't have them, other men will. It's not just the men. The women don't want to make-the-beast-with-two-backs either.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:18 AM (b1/nQ)

91 Oooooh....oooh....I know this one... Are you related to Joe E. Ross?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 23, 2013 09:18 AM (vd7A8)

92 I knew the mistranslated teachings of Pat Morita wold have a grim effect. It's not 'Whack On, Whack Off' dummies.

Posted by: RWC at October 23, 2013 09:18 AM (fWAjv)

93 68 Listen all y'all it's sabotage,listen all y'all it's sabotage,listen all y'all it's sabotage!
Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 01:12 PM (zqvg6)

Did someone say Sabotage?





http://youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at October 23, 2013 09:18 AM (MnSla)

94 85 EC,

the fuck you say!

//monkey&football

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 09:19 AM (9jfyN)

95 Something tells me there will be a lot of half-Japanese babies in their future. If the native Japanese men won't have them, other men will.

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 01:15 PM (GQ8sn)

**


Lam-en-tations!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at October 23, 2013 09:19 AM (wmU4G)

96 Some viewers say they've contacted the senator's office, asking for an apology. --- If they want their apology, they'll need to give the Senator their bank account number and $10k.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:19 AM (b1/nQ)

97 And you know they are working like hell on a sex bot.

 

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 01:17 PM (XIxXP)

 

Sadly, I think I'll be too old by the time a fully functional Marilyn Monrobot comes on line.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 09:19 AM (zF6Iw)

98 This is a little more encouraging: A North Texas Youth Football League is making students work for a trophy. The Keller Youth Association will no longer be giving out participation trophies. Starting next spring players, as young as 5 years old, will only receive a trophy only if they are league champions. Some parents say it's not about what's on the scoreboard, it's about rewarding hard work. Others say it's teaching students a good life lesson. You have to work hard for what you get.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 23, 2013 09:20 AM (LSJmV)

99 Sadly, I think I'll be too old by the time a fully functional Marilyn Monrobot comes on line. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 01:19 PM (zF6Iw) You're not too old to trademark that name.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 09:20 AM (XIxXP)

100 81 ---Something tells me there will be a lot of half-Japanese babies in their future. If the native Japanese men won't have them, other men will. Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 01:15 PM (GQ8sn) -------------------- The millions of extra Chinese men, perhaps. Except,....you are making the unwarranted assumption that the Japanese women WANT to be had. The article (dubious as it is) says that Japanese women are even less interested than the men are.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 23, 2013 09:20 AM (dfYL9)

101

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz is in hot water over comments he made about
Obamacare and Nigerian email scammers while speaking at a Houston rally.

 

 

Nigeria might want to think about why it was   that Cruz could use that analogy    and know that it would be instantly understood.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 23, 2013 09:20 AM (4df7R)

102

Bots and pillows don't count.

 

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Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty!

Posted by: Robot sounding like John Candy at October 23, 2013 09:20 AM (/Crba)

103 55, 61. What does it mean if I know who they both are?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 23, 2013 09:20 AM (wPCF5)

104 A survey earlier this year by the Japan Family Planning Association (JFPA) found that 45% of women aged 16-24 "were not interested in or despised sexual contact"

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And that was just the single women.  Imagine what the married ones say. 

Posted by: mama winger at October 23, 2013 09:20 AM (P6QsQ)

105 I for one, call on Senator Cruz to be more culturally sensitive to the corrupt, Christian-persecuting, environmentally degradating, misogynist shitheap that is Nigeria.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at October 23, 2013 09:21 AM (659DL)

106 @PeterNicholas3 Carney on whether Obama should have been made aware of flaws with http://healthcare.gov : WH did not know the severity until after launch. President Schultz....

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS !!! at October 23, 2013 09:22 AM (bCEmE)

107

86 Deflation and increased living space?

Posted by: Chaos, it the other dark meat at October 23, 2013 01:14 PM (oDCMR)

And those kids that are born will be spoiled rotten.

 

Nothing better than having a dozen or so childless, rich aunts and uncles to dote on you.

Posted by: Chaos, it the other dark meat at October 23, 2013 09:22 AM (oDCMR)

108 Meh...never found Japanese wimmins too appealing.  Its the Mongolian ladies that got it goin on!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVmjyVH5LKs


nsfw

Posted by: dananjcon at October 23, 2013 09:22 AM (wmU4G)

109 Some viewers say they've contacted the senator's office, asking for an apology. I hope Cruz tells them to get a sense of humor, get a life and get off his fucking lawn. But first, they will blow him. Posted by: Mary Poppins' ------------------ Reminds me of a story: In 1862, Abraham Lincoln’s secretary of war, Simon Cameron, was forced to resign after allegations of corruption. So notorious was Cameron’s corruption that Sen. Thaddeus Stevens would remark, "I don't think that he would steal a red-hot stove," when discussing Cameron’s honesty with Lincoln. When Cameron asked for Stevens to retract the statement, Steven’s replied, “I believe I told you he would not steal a red-hot stove. I will now take that back."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 23, 2013 09:22 AM (aDwsi)

110 Listen all y'all it's sabotage,listen all y'all it's sabotage,listen all y'all it's sabotage!
Nancy Pelosi


Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 01:12 PM (zqvg6)





Nancy Queeg: And they took the strawberries too!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 23, 2013 09:22 AM (1Jaio)

111 What does it mean if I know who they both are?

Your right arm is really strong?

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 09:22 AM (GQ8sn)

112 You're not too old to trademark that name.

 

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 01:20 PM (XIxXP)

 

Futurama came up with it first.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 09:22 AM (zF6Iw)

113 President Schultz.... Posted by: Tami ----------------- Coffee spitter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 23, 2013 09:23 AM (aDwsi)

114 Mama Winger for the win.

Posted by: ScoggDog ... laughing my ass off at October 23, 2013 09:23 AM (MTy1B)

115 104----And that was just the single women. Imagine what the married ones say. Posted by: mama winger at October 23, 2013 01:20 PM (P6QsQ) ----------------- Zzzzzziiiiiiinnnnggggg!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 23, 2013 09:23 AM (dfYL9)

116 I suggest that the Japanese women start travelling to Texas for sexual tourism.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 23, 2013 09:23 AM (LSJmV)

117 You know, when people decide to stop having sex because it's too much bother, I really do not believe all those reports. Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 01:01 PM (zZbNF) Oh, I believe that sex is going on, it's just that there's no need to involve anyone else in it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at October 23, 2013 09:24 AM (VtjlW)

118 111. Yep, and almost blind

Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 23, 2013 09:24 AM (wPCF5)

119 And CA is NOT doing well. The ratings of the medical groups and hospitals is either absent or wrong. IOW they are lying about them to get healthy people to sign up.

Oh, and the unemployment computer upgrade is FUBAR.

http://tinyurl.com/la5khn4

Posted by: PJ at October 23, 2013 09:24 AM (ZWaLo)

120 Jeez, they interview guys working in the fashion industry and are surprised to find they aren't interested in women?

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at October 23, 2013 09:25 AM (yLz7K)

121

Oh, I believe that sex is going on, it's just that there's no need to involve anyone else in it.

 

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I don't knock it.  In fact, it is sex with my most favorite person.

Posted by: Woody Allen at October 23, 2013 09:25 AM (/Crba)

122 Dibs on the Maria Ozawa lookalikes! Hitomi Tanaka! Anna Ohura (and I don't even like Japanese girls)

Posted by: imp at October 23, 2013 09:25 AM (L9AnB)

123 Japan really is a mess. Take widespread social anxiety, rigorous social traditions, a strong desire to compete but stalled economy, HUGE social class envy, and ant-like habitation conditions and you've got guys afraid to touch women and women despising male contact. Guys are carooming off into freaky-freaky porn land and women are putting on the chastity belts to avoid derailing their careers. Enough people take on this attitude and you've got DOOM.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b] at October 23, 2013 09:25 AM (sByIH)

124 You know, if people are calling or tweeting Cruz' office, they should tell him to stay strong and screw PC.  Apologiest for crap like this are like blood in the water to the left.  Cruz should know Moron Nation has his back.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 09:25 AM (zF6Iw)

125 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVmjyVH5LKs


nsfw

Posted by: dananjcon at October 23, 2013 01:22 PM (wmU4G)


Whoa, they can treat me in a manner reminiscent of Jenjiss Khan all they want. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Teh Doom Kitteh at October 23, 2013 09:25 AM (RD7QR)

126 What does it mean if I know who they both are? Your right arm is really strong? And you invented a palm razor?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:25 AM (b1/nQ)

127 For those offended by any reference to Nigerian scams, I refer you to the youtube vid "I Chop Your Dollar". The Nigerians think that shit is funny, as long as they're getting paid.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 23, 2013 09:26 AM (LDdOY)

128 And that sock makes that sound even stranger, so I'll take it off.

Posted by: joncelli at October 23, 2013 09:26 AM (RD7QR)

129 Ursula Android?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 23, 2013 09:26 AM (aDwsi)

130 We have a shit ton of jap tourists running around here I could breed a ncj army with a good work ethic in a year or two

Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 23, 2013 09:26 AM (wPCF5)

131 Dear Sen. Cruz:

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 23, 2013 09:27 AM (aDwsi)

132 Just a non-literate computer guy question, but how do you sabotage software that won't even let you register an account? Do you sneak up on when its sleeping or something.

Posted by: Chaos, it the other dark meat at October 23, 2013 09:27 AM (oDCMR)

133 120 Jeez, they interview guys working in the fashion industry and are surprised to find they aren't interested in women? Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Why do you think that they use models who are built like 11 year old boys.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 23, 2013 09:27 AM (LSJmV)

134

130We have a shit ton of jap tourists running around here
I could breed a ncj army with a good work ethic in a year or two

 

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Yeah, I thought that too, at one point. 

 

Ever realize exactly how much effort it takes to completely repopulate a species by yourself?

 

Posted by: Tanaka of the Shofixti at October 23, 2013 09:27 AM (/Crba)

135 Guys are carooming off into freaky-freaky porn land Tentacle pr0n FTW! And Rule 34.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:27 AM (b1/nQ)

136 Dear Sen. Cruz:



Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 23, 2013 01:27 PM (aDwsi)



Hello, my friend!


Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 09:27 AM (GQ8sn)

137 130. The true reason behind the no jap sex thing? Granny panties

Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 23, 2013 09:28 AM (wPCF5)

138

132Just a non-literate computer guy question, but how do you sabotage software that won't even let you register an account? Do you sneak up on when its sleeping or something.

 

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Apparently, looking at it funny has a way of making it sulk in the corner.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 23, 2013 09:28 AM (/Crba)

139 Ever realize exactly how much effort it takes to completely repopulate a species by yourself? Posted by: Tanaka of the Shofixti at October 23, 2013 01:27 PM (/Crba) Adrian Peterson knows.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 09:28 AM (XIxXP)

140 look horde the Sybian sells well in Nippon....

sex bots go both ways

Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 09:29 AM (9jfyN)

141 Except,....you are making the unwarranted assumption that the Japanese women WANT to be had. The article (dubious as it is) says that Japanese women are even less interested than the men are.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 23, 2013 01:20 PM (dfYL9)

 

They have significantly more to lose   if they    have a baby,   and very, very few women in Japan use birth control pills.   

 

And if you think divorce court is bad over here when it comes to favoring the woman, we ain't got NOTHING on Japan.      The courts almost always -- like 99.9% of the time -- favor   the   mother, even in situations where the mother is clearly the worse of the two parents (like "she's a druggie, he's a businessman"), and "joint custody" is an amusing pipe dream.   You get divorced    and don't get custody,     you     pretty    much     never see your kids again.  

 

If you're the father and you WANT to keep your kids,    tough.   So    you'd better be sure you marry the right girl   from the outset, or she'll take all your   money  AND your    children,  and you won't see    it or them   again.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 23, 2013 09:29 AM (4df7R)

142 Ever realize exactly how much effort it takes to completely repopulate a species by yourself? Challenge accepted!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:29 AM (b1/nQ)

143 sex bots go both ways Posted by: sven10077 at October 23, 2013 01:29 PM (9jfyN) Must be a programming glitch. I don't think the creator made them that way.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 09:30 AM (XIxXP)

144 134. If they break rule 34 they'll know exactly who Maria Ozawa is According to a friend of course

Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 23, 2013 09:30 AM (wPCF5)

145 Texas Sen. Ted Cruz is in hot water over comments he made about Obamacare and Nigerian email scammers while speaking at a Houston rally.

**



For shit-sake Republican are always in trouble for everything they say yet cretins like Grayson verbally vomit all over the country on a daily basis without so much as a whisper from Pravda_US dot com.  I think (I hope) Cruz is the guy that understands this and soldiers on undeterred from the demagoguery.    

Posted by: dananjcon at October 23, 2013 09:30 AM (wmU4G)

146

Guys are carooming off into freaky-freaky porn land



Tentacle pr0n FTW!
And Rule 34.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 01:27 PM (b1/nQ)

 

And incest; mother-son, sister-brother.  That seems to be a big thing over there.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 09:30 AM (zF6Iw)

147

139
Ever realize exactly how much effort it takes to completely repopulate a species by yourself?
Posted by: Tanaka of the Shofixti at October 23, 2013 01:27 PM (/Crba)

Adrian Peterson knows.

 

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Piker.

Posted by: Travis Henry at October 23, 2013 09:31 AM (/Crba)

148 "Guys are carooming off into freaky-freaky porn land and women are putting on the chastity belts to avoid derailing their careers. Enough people take on this attitude and you've got DOOM." Is a career an end to itself? I always viewed my career as a way to get the other things I want in life.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 23, 2013 09:31 AM (8T0N0)

149 Oops. I'll try again. Dear Sen. Cruz: I must register a protest regarding your insinuation that Nigerians are somehow associated with fraudulent schemes. It has been my pleasure to engage in many lucrative and successful business arrangements with Nigerians. Sincerely, William Jefferson Federal Penitentiary

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 23, 2013 09:31 AM (aDwsi)

150 So... does Sweden also have problems keeping their birthrates up? I'm asking for a friend

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 23, 2013 09:31 AM (LDdOY)

151 I volunteer to help repopulate Japan!  *raising hand*   Abe Hiroshi?   Sakurai Sho?   Yoo-hooo, over here!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 23, 2013 09:32 AM (4df7R)

152 141 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 01:29 PM (4df7R)


They do the same thing here.  I personally know one case of it here.  Druggie even got the children AND drug support.


As I said earlier, family courts are the worst in the country.

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 09:32 AM (zZbNF)

153 And incest; mother-son, sister-brother. That seems to be a big thing over there. If they ain't good enough for their own family, why would they be good enough for yours???

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:32 AM (b1/nQ)

154 So are they upset with Cruz's comparison to fraud or to the fact that Nigerians typically are black? Everyone knows Kenyan's have our best interests to heart.

Posted by: Chaos, it the other dark meat at October 23, 2013 09:32 AM (oDCMR)

155 And incest; mother-son, sister-brother. That seems to be a big thing over there.

Posted by: Mary Poppins'


No, it's not.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 23, 2013 09:32 AM (AA6QE)

156

150So... does Sweden also have problems keeping their birthrates up? I'm asking for a friend

 

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No, but I think the reason for it has to do with the people coming over with four wives.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 23, 2013 09:32 AM (/Crba)

157 The true reason behind the no jap sex thing?
Granny panties

Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 23, 2013 01:28 PM (wPCF5)





Because their genitals get pixelated when they have sex

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 23, 2013 09:33 AM (1Jaio)

158 Is a career an end to itself? I always viewed my career as a way to get the other things I want in life.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 23, 2013 01:31 PM (8T0N0)

 

It is when what you crave is financial independence and stability.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 23, 2013 09:33 AM (4df7R)

159

Because their genitals get pixelated when they have sex

 

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You owe me a new monitor.

 

I swear, the guys probably really think the girls are pixelated down there and wonder why there isn't a big blue dot covering their cock.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 23, 2013 09:34 AM (/Crba)

160

They do the same thing here. I personally know one case of it here. Druggie even got the children AND drug support.

 

Here    they do it because they're stupid.

 

There they do it because it's what they do.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 23, 2013 09:34 AM (4df7R)

161 And incest; mother-son, sister-brother. That seems to be a big thing over there.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 01:30 PM (zF6Iw)


Tell me more

Posted by: John Phillips at October 23, 2013 09:34 AM (MnSla)

162 ‏@markknoller Despite website problems, Carney stresses that "from Day One, people have been able to enroll - including on http://HealthCare.gov ."

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS !!! at October 23, 2013 09:34 AM (bCEmE)

163
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 23, 2013 01:31 PM (8T0N0)

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I thought you were dead.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 23, 2013 09:34 AM (nELVU)

164 #39 Something tells me there are plenty of morons who will do the "jobs" that Japanese men won't do. Japanese women don't seem to be hiring.

Posted by: Jack at October 23, 2013 09:35 AM (gWHwW)

165

What is this  "career"  you keep referring to?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 09:35 AM (0HooB)

166
Turn DOOM upside down and what do you get?   WOOD.

I got nothing.  Same as the US Govt, I guess.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2013 09:35 AM (LSErD)

167 I believe some of the report coming out of Japan. Here's why: I'm a Mormon guy. I got married in my early thirties. I spent my whole twenties doing my very best not to get too hot and bothered looking at women. Then my early thirties I was alarmed that my drive was decreasing. I was afraid when I did get married I wouldn't be interested anymore. Then when I did find my lady I was terrified she wouldn't be interested either, given that she spent her whole life holding back as well. Given all that anxiety and pressure and mentally putting walls around the act, it took a long while to be comfortable nekked in front of anyone, even someone I desperately love. But now that we've torn down those walls, I wouldn't trade it for anything. She and I are so in love and the act itself is thrilling and rewarding and it's only getting better. But I could see myself and others developing a very unhealthy view around the whole thing, bitter and skittish and unwilling to put forward any more effort.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b] at October 23, 2013 09:35 AM (sByIH)

168 No, it's not.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2013 01:32 PM (AA6QE)

 

I meant in the cartoon books and manga not in reality.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 09:35 AM (zF6Iw)

169 Bonus with webinars.. they can't tell I'm falling asleep. zzzzzzzzz

Posted by: RWC at October 23, 2013 09:35 AM (fWAjv)

170

137 130. The true reason behind the no jap sex thing?
Granny panties

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My guess is all the bad teeth. Lot's of fucked up grills over there man.

Posted by: fastfreefall at October 23, 2013 09:35 AM (qnIhA)

171 I want to apologize to Nigeria for saying that the Obamacare was like a Nigerian Scam, which it is, but what I meant to say was, the Obama administration is like the Somali Pirates!

Posted by: Ted "Bruiser" Cruz at October 23, 2013 09:36 AM (U13jb)

172
Yay! Monty!

Yay! Doom!

Yay! Doom Kitteh!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2013 09:36 AM (TIIx5)

173 Just a non-literate computer guy question, but how do you sabotage software that won't even let you register an account? Do you sneak up on when its sleeping or something.
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If you make fun of it or laugh at it, it loses face and commits seppuku.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 23, 2013 09:36 AM (XUKZU)

174 My guess is all the bad teeth. Lot's of fucked up grills over there man. Posted by: fastfreefall at October 23, 2013 01:35 PM (qnIhA) Throw in the Fishy Garlic Breath.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 09:36 AM (XIxXP)

175 What is this "career" you keep referring to? It's a place you go to every day to hit on cow-orkers trying to get laid.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:36 AM (b1/nQ)

176 I want to apologize to Nigeria for saying that the Obamacare was like a Nigerian Scam, which it is, but what I meant to say was, the Obama administration is like the Somali Pirates!

Posted by: Ted "Bruiser" Cruz at October 23, 2013 01:36 PM (U13jb)

 

 

Or more like,  "I would like to apologize    to the people of Nigeria for saying that Obamacare is like a Nigerian email scam.   Nigerian email scams actually work."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 23, 2013 09:37 AM (4df7R)

177 LaTour says otherwise.

Posted by: dogfish at October 23, 2013 09:37 AM (NuPNl)

178

Bonus with webinars.. they can't tell I'm falling asleep.

 

Or fapping.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 09:38 AM (zF6Iw)

179 "I thought you were dead." At work they're blocking the entire .cc domain now, so while I can read the articles I can't comment until the threads are all stale.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 23, 2013 09:38 AM (8T0N0)

180

*spins in chair*   I have things I'm supposed to be working on today, but I cannot get my head in the game.   I don't know what was keeping me awake last night, but holy crap, my head's spinning.

 

...

 

*stops spinning chair*

 

Okay, that helped a little with the spinniness.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 23, 2013 09:38 AM (4df7R)

181 Why the hell isn't MWR Boehner's press secretary yet. The GOP could raise money putting those press conferences on PPV

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 23, 2013 09:39 AM (LDdOY)

182 Why the hell isn't MWR Boehner's press secretary yet. The GOP could raise money putting those press conferences on PPV

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 23, 2013 09:39 AM (LDdOY)

183 Bonus with webinars.. they can't tell I'm falling asleep. Or fapping. Pro Tip: Electrical tape over the laptop cam.... Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:39 AM (b1/nQ)

184 Bonus with webinars.. they can't tell I'm falling asleep. Or fapping. Pro Tip: Electrical tape over the laptop cam.... Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:39 AM (b1/nQ)

185

162 þ@markknoller

Despite website problems, Carney stresses that "from Day One, people have been able to enroll - including on http://HealthCare.gov ."

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This is the latest incarnation of Baghdad Bob. Washington Willy or D.C. Dick anyone?

Posted by: fastfreefall at October 23, 2013 09:39 AM (qnIhA)

186

162 þ@markknoller

Despite website problems, Carney stresses that "from Day One, people have been able to enroll - including on http://HealthCare.gov ."

------------------

This is the latest incarnation of Baghdad Bob. Washington Willy or D.C. Dick anyone?

Posted by: fastfreefall at October 23, 2013 09:39 AM (qnIhA)

187 Japanese pron is teh suck. Its either furbee/tentacle pron or pixilated to the point of being useless-dudes forgot what real chicks look like. Like the middle east, Give Japan some good ol' fashion American pron and you solve a fuck-ton of problems.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at October 23, 2013 09:40 AM (wmU4G)

188 Japanese pron is teh suck. Its either furbee/tentacle pron or pixilated to the point of being useless-dudes forgot what real chicks look like. Like the middle east, Give Japan some good ol' fashion American pron and you solve a fuck-ton of problems.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at October 23, 2013 09:40 AM (wmU4G)

189 Uh, rats. I was hoping Teri Te Kanawa was of Japanese descent. Easy on the eyes, and I would not mind being lullabied by this. Not suitable for millenials: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRuYQ9KRJms&feature=player_embedded

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 23, 2013 09:40 AM (aDwsi)

190 Uh, rats. I was hoping Teri Te Kanawa was of Japanese descent. Easy on the eyes, and I would not mind being lullabied by this. Not suitable for millenials: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRuYQ9KRJms&feature=player_embedded

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 23, 2013 09:40 AM (aDwsi)

191 Why the hell isn't MWR Boehner's press secretary yet. The GOP could raise money putting those press conferences on PPV

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 23, 2013 01:39 PM (LDdOY)

 

lol!    Is that because I would be spewing four-letter words like a   sailor, or because I'd be doing so from a trampoline?  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 23, 2013 09:40 AM (4df7R)

192 Why the hell isn't MWR Boehner's press secretary yet. The GOP could raise money putting those press conferences on PPV

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 23, 2013 01:39 PM (LDdOY)

 

lol!    Is that because I would be spewing four-letter words like a   sailor, or because I'd be doing so from a trampoline?  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 23, 2013 09:40 AM (4df7R)

193 Bonus with webinars.. they can't tell I'm falling asleep.

Or fapping.
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Maybe not, but we can.

Posted by: NSA at October 23, 2013 09:40 AM (XUKZU)

194 Bonus with webinars.. they can't tell I'm falling asleep.

Or fapping.
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Maybe not, but we can.

Posted by: NSA at October 23, 2013 09:40 AM (XUKZU)

195 O/T but can anyone direct me to a list of states that opted out of obamacare?  Have searched, but can't seem to find a current list.  Thanx

Posted by: wendy at October 23, 2013 09:40 AM (0Xanl)

196 O/T but can anyone direct me to a list of states that opted out of obamacare?  Have searched, but can't seem to find a current list.  Thanx

Posted by: wendy at October 23, 2013 09:40 AM (0Xanl)

197 Or more like, "I would like to apologize to the people of Nigeria for saying that Obamacare is like a Nigerian email scam. Nigerian email scams actually work." Word. btw: I have a little problem with a large amount of cash. Interested? I, praise Allah, am a good Christian.

Posted by: PRINCE ISA AHMED [/i] at October 23, 2013 09:40 AM (U2UQk)

198 Or more like, "I would like to apologize to the people of Nigeria for saying that Obamacare is like a Nigerian email scam. Nigerian email scams actually work." Word. btw: I have a little problem with a large amount of cash. Interested? I, praise Allah, am a good Christian.

Posted by: PRINCE ISA AHMED [/i] at October 23, 2013 09:40 AM (U2UQk)

199

At work they're blocking the entire .cc domain now, so while I can read the articles I can't comment until the threads are all stale.

 

I think he meant Ace's actual liver.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 09:41 AM (0HooB)

200 Give Japan some good ol' fashion American pron and you solve a fuck-ton of problems. Until the women realize the little jap men aren't hung like a Missouri Mule.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:42 AM (b1/nQ)

201
I was promised a soup can!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2013 09:42 AM (LSErD)

202 from Day One, people have been able to enroll - including on http://HealthCare.gov and pay no attention to the guy who would be cowering in the corner of the Oval Office if the Oval Office had corners.

Posted by: Jay Carney at October 23, 2013 09:42 AM (XUKZU)

203 "I think he meant Ace's actual liver." Bah. Ace is all talk. Except for the hobo stuff.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 23, 2013 09:42 AM (8T0N0)

204

You know,   "soupçon" is a word that doesn't get used enough in modern parlance.   It   needs a renaissance, like 'popinjay."

 

Another one?    "Beetle-brow," meaning    having    prodigious, shaggy eyebrows.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 23, 2013 09:42 AM (4df7R)

205 Electrical tape only goes so far. Gotta remember the mute button too. Nothing worse than when someone cutting into a conference line saying "oh yeah, oh kucf YEAH".

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 23, 2013 09:43 AM (LDdOY)

206

I was promised a soup can!

 

Just a minute...

Posted by: Andy Warhol at October 23, 2013 09:43 AM (0HooB)

207 Because their genitals get pixelated when they have sex Posted by: TheQuietMan ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ That would be hilarious if I had ever watched pornography.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 23, 2013 09:43 AM (LSJmV)

208 Re: Nigerians pissed at Cruz

I've seen firsthand how Nigerian scammers have taken the photos and personal information from US soldiers' Facebook accounts, create a new scam account, and then try to defraud people with it.

Anyone bitching about Cruz's statement can try to defend that shit.

Posted by: grognard at October 23, 2013 09:43 AM (/29Nl)

209 I could believe that Obama didn't know,because frankly I don't think he know's or cares about what is going on.Just his next fundraiser,tee time,vacation etc.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 09:43 AM (zqvg6)

210 166 --- There are quite a few studies that show that women enjoy sex more the longer they wait to have it, that the ones who engage in a lot of pre-marital sex have more hang-ups and are often bored and jaded by the time they "settle down." I dunno about men tho'.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 23, 2013 09:44 AM (dfYL9)

211 Japan is in for some interesting social changes in the coming decades. As we say around here frequently, "If something cannot go on forever, it won't." I highly doubt the Japanese will blithely accept "demographic implosion" as their destiny. The question will simply be what becomes of their culture in the transition. What's scary to me is how the US is slowly moving in the same direction. Salaries are dropping, while the costs of having and raising kids are constantly going up. The average age at which people are marrying and having their first kids also continues to rise. (The number of kids born to unwed parents is also going up, but that's scary for other reasons.) For a lot of people, marriage and kids are simply expensive burdens they'll put off for another few years of fewer responsibilities and lower expenses.

Posted by: Hal at October 23, 2013 09:44 AM (MftY/)

212
Can we get some Mexican Music to go with this Doom?

Posted by: Steve Liesman, CNBC at October 23, 2013 09:44 AM (LSErD)

213 know exactly who Maria Ozawa is


BUNK

Posted by: grognard at October 23, 2013 09:45 AM (/29Nl)

214

I was promised a soup can!

 

Movie trivia - to keep the studio off his back so they wouldn't interfere, Billy Wilder's phony title for Sunset Boulevard was A Can of Beans.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 09:45 AM (zF6Iw)

215 Why do you think that they use models who are built like 11 year old boys. 
Posted by: Countrysquire at October 23, 2013 01:27 PM (LSJmV)


I guess we know where Harry Reid spends all his money.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at October 23, 2013 09:45 AM (yLz7K)

216 187 O/T but can anyone direct me to a list of states that opted out of obamacare? Have searched, but can't seem to find a current list. Thanx Posted by: wendy at October 23, 2013 01:40 PM (0Xanl) Scroll down for the map: http://tinyurl.com/cflv8gx

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS !!! at October 23, 2013 09:45 AM (bCEmE)

217 There are quite a few studies that show that women enjoy sex more the longer they wait to have it, that the ones who engage in a lot of pre-marital sex have more hang-ups and are often bored and jaded by the time they "settle down."

I dunno about men tho'.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 23, 2013 01:44 PM (dfYL9)



Did you read about the "toaster" guy?


Or the "couch" guy?


Or the "horse" guy?


Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 09:45 AM (GQ8sn)

218 lol! Is that because I would be spewing four-letter words like a sailor, or because I'd be doing so from a trampoline? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 23, 2013 01:40 PM (4df7R) Go on . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at October 23, 2013 09:45 AM (VtjlW)

219 is that the gotham princess? or is it her cat?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at October 23, 2013 09:45 AM (8InM1)

220 Despite website problems, Carney stresses that "from Day One, people have been able to enroll - including on http://HealthCare.gov ." Anyone who suggests that we should help in "fixing" this flaming Mongolian clusterfuck needs to be hit with a fairly large sized asteroid.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at October 23, 2013 09:45 AM (659DL)

221 I've seen firsthand how Nigerian scammers have taken the photos and personal information from US soldiers' Facebook accounts, create a new scam account, and then try to defraud people with it. There is a fascinating website called 419eaters that bait the scammers and do things like send them broken computer equipment, or take pictures with embarrassing signs with the promise of money to come. They get some hilariously angry phone calls. It's great!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b] at October 23, 2013 09:46 AM (sByIH)

222
Greetings and Salutations!!!

My name is Barrackus Obamamandias of Nigeria.  I have recently come into a position of power and would like to share my good fortune with you.  Unfortunately, your Constitution expressly forbids me from sharing my fame and power in your country, but..... I have come up with a way that I can change that.   In exchange for your vote, just for your simple vote for myself and like minded people on your ballot, I can give to you free health care, free housing, free food, cash for your clunker and even a free cell phone.

Just for your vote.  You vote for me and my friends and we will have the strength and the will to do go around the Constitution give to you all the happiness your current evil system has denied you.

All for just your vote.  Please respond at your earliest convenience so we can make arrangements and solidify our pact.

Respectfully

King Barrackus Obamamandias.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 23, 2013 09:46 AM (nELVU)

223 Until the women realize the little jap men aren't hung like a Missouri Mule.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 01:42 PM (b1/nQ)

 

This is what happens when so much of your diet is dependent on soy.      They are literally becoming a race of girly men.   *is sad*   

 

But give them some heartier protein and woo-hoo!

 

I love Japanese guys.     True I tower a good    six inches    taller than most of them, but hey,    it takes all types.    They'd just want to knock off that   chauvinistic crap around me, because I'm not a feminist by any stretch of the imagination, but I'm not going to take any crap from some twerp half my size    either.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 23, 2013 09:46 AM (4df7R)

224 For a lot of people, marriage and kids are simply expensive burdens they'll put off for another few years of fewer responsibilities and lower expenses. Or just get another SNAP card.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:46 AM (b1/nQ)

225 O/T but can anyone direct me to a list of states that opted out of obamacare? Have searched, but can't seem to find a current list. Thanx

Posted by: wendy


Wikipedia has a map of sorts.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 23, 2013 09:46 AM (AA6QE)

226 Can we get some Mexican Music to go with this Doom? http://youtu.be/ugNQ5uIN09Q

Posted by: Harvest Gold and Avocado Green at October 23, 2013 09:47 AM (V3kRK)

227 In Pakistan they got the "didn't have sex with a goat guy". I hear he's on their offender registry now, something about him just ain't right.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 23, 2013 09:47 AM (LDdOY)

228

D.C. Comics,

We got a couple of room's full of them.

Posted by: Clemenza at October 23, 2013 09:47 AM (3GuQx)

229 Rep. Darrell Issa has an awesome BuzzFeed-LOLcats style listicle up on his website called 8 Cats Who Called 1-800-Obamacare But Still Couldn't Get Healthcare.  I would post the link but it's too long and I can never get Tiny URL to work here.

Posted by: rockmom at October 23, 2013 09:47 AM (Q4elb)

230

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark

 


Everyone around me is a total stranger

 


Everyone avoids me like a psyched Lone Ranger

 


Everyone


 


That's why I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 23, 2013 09:47 AM (nTgAI)

231 Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS !!! at October 23, 2013 01:45 PM (bCEmE) GO CARDINALS!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at October 23, 2013 09:47 AM (8InM1)

232 Sounds like Japan has a market for folks who can teach their men to "lick the alphabet."




h/t Sam Kinison

Posted by: Sharkman at October 23, 2013 09:47 AM (8+xjO)

233 If Pelosi was a republican, she'd be laughed out of the capitol and marched into a nervous hospital.  She has got to be one of the most ignorant people ever elected to congress.  And the funny part is, she thinks she's intelligent.  I think the sentence, "we have to pass the bill to find out what's in it", should be engraved into the walls in the congress and senate as a reminder as to how far this nation has fallen. 

Posted by: Havedash at October 23, 2013 09:47 AM (BRhGr)

234 There is a fascinating website called 419eaters that bait the scammers and do things like send them broken computer equipment, or take pictures with embarrassing signs with the promise of money to come. They get some hilariously angry phone calls. It's great!


I saw one where he got the scammer to pose with a sign saying he felches for money.

Felches being a UK term that is really gross.

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 09:48 AM (GQ8sn)

235 Nobody has mentioned that with the Fukushima meltdown the Japanese don't need to have sex anymore?

They'll populate through
parthenogenesis

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at October 23, 2013 09:48 AM (MnSla)

236 207---Did you read about the "toaster" guy? Or the "couch" guy? Or the "horse" guy? Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 01:45 PM (GQ8sn) -------------------- Damn. If that ain't a good topic for a Piled Higher and Deeper dissertation, I don't know what is!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 23, 2013 09:48 AM (dfYL9)

237 O/T but can anyone direct me to a list of states that opted out of obamacare? Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:48 AM (b1/nQ)

238 Did you read about the "toaster" guy?
Or the "couch" guy?
Or the "horse" guy?

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 01:45 PM (GQ8sn)

 

Well done

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 23, 2013 09:49 AM (nTgAI)

239 They'll populate through parthenogenesis

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at October 23, 2013 01:48 PM (MnSla)

 

Yeah, but that won't help them much when they're all crushed underfoot by        Godzilla, Jr.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 23, 2013 09:50 AM (4df7R)

240

Posted by: dananjcon at October 23, 2013 01:22 PM (wmU4G)


Whew, that does it, I am going to start a Mongolian dating site

Posted by: Dandolo at October 23, 2013 09:50 AM (0XBx+)

241 Go on . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at October 23, 2013 01:45 PM (VtjlW)

 

ATC!  *hugs!*

 

Is your week going better than last week?   *pets*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 23, 2013 09:51 AM (4df7R)

242 63 Japan will be an interesting country to watch.
Demographic suicide, BUT a refusal to engage in cultural suicide to compensate.
Miniscule birthrate, miniscule immigration.
Who knows what will happen?

------

The newest province of China?

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at October 23, 2013 09:51 AM (jSmN1)

243

Or the "horse" guy?

 

---

 

Hey, it was consentual to everyone but my colon!

Posted by: Zombie Mr. Hands at October 23, 2013 09:51 AM (/Crba)

244

187 O/T but can anyone direct me to a list of states that opted out of obamacare? Have searched, but can't seem to find a current list. Thanx

Posted by: wendy at October 23, 2013 01:40 PM (0Xanl)

 

Easier to list the ones that did establish an exchange:

CT, NH, RI, NY, MD, KY, OH, MN, CO, NM, IL, CA, OR, WA.

I think that's it.   

Posted by: rockmom at October 23, 2013 09:51 AM (Q4elb)

245 Hey. Stop hating on Nigerians!!! I am so hurt. *turns face away and sobs silently yet dramatically*

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 23, 2013 09:52 AM (r+7wo)

246 By the time Japan is truly done for because of all the lack of sex and babies, they will have perfected transfering their minds into robots.  Then they'll live forever and won't need to reproduce as we know it.  When their robotic bodies wear out, they simply upload themselves into JapBot Mk. II.

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 09:52 AM (GQ8sn)

247 "I'm not too sure of the motive behind that. But anyway, the statement has been made, and it has a devastating effect in the mind of Nigerians because we don't want to identify the country with anything negative.

Motherfucker YOU identified the country with something negative when you got the fuck out of there.  You (or your ancestors) didn't immigrate here because Nigeria was just too awesome for you to handle.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 23, 2013 09:52 AM (SY2Kh)

248 Turn DOOM upside down and what do you get? WOOD.

I got nothing. Same as the US Govt, I guess.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2013 01:35 PM (LSErD)

**


Brilliant!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at October 23, 2013 09:52 AM (wmU4G)

249 If Pelosi was a republican, she'd be laughed out of the capitol and marched into a nervous hospital. She has got to be one of the most ignorant people ever elected to congress. The problem is, compared to the rest of the brain trust that is congressional Democrats, she kind of blends into the background. Man, I miss Cynthia McKinney. She was always good for a laugh.

Posted by: Hal at October 23, 2013 09:52 AM (MftY/)

250 GO CARDINALS!!!!! Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at October 23, 2013 01:47 PM (8InM1) THIS!!! Although, MLB and ESPN are going all-in on Boston.....cuz, ya know....the marathon bombing.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS !!! at October 23, 2013 09:52 AM (bCEmE)

251 Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS !!! at October 23, 2013 01:45 PM (bCEmE)

GO CARDINALS!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at October 23, 2013 01:47 PM (8InM1)

 

Folks in and around Boston are being encouraged to wear red today in support of the Red Sox.   I had to smile hearing that on the radio this morning.   I mean, I get it.  They're the    RED    Sox.   But what color       do they think cardinals are?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 23, 2013 09:52 AM (4df7R)

252 Must be a programming glitch. I don't think the creator made them that way. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 01:30 PM (XIxXP) The Dick rotates back into the Bot and is useable in reverse. Two for the price of one!

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at October 23, 2013 09:52 AM (bb5+k)

253 Did you read about the "toaster" guy? Or the "couch" guy? Or the "horse" guy? Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 01:45 PM (GQ8sn) pikers

Posted by: Man who had sex with 1000+ cars at October 23, 2013 09:53 AM (fWAjv)

254 Serious question: Does anyone know of a bigger boondoggle than Zerocare as far as cost, abject failure, and interference in people's lives goes? Prohibition was a pretty big boondoggle but that took years to truly manifest itself as the failure it was.  Nothing else leaps to mind.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 23, 2013 09:53 AM (XUKZU)

255 soupçon Wondering how many 'rons and 'ronettes know how to pronounce that word. I don't, so I just say "soup con." Fuck the French. Damned surrender monkeys anyways.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at October 23, 2013 09:53 AM (7ObY1)

256 I think the problem with Japan is not that they aren't having sex, it is that they aren't having sex with people.

Posted by: blaster at October 23, 2013 09:53 AM (W6bkf)

257 Oh, I forgot Hawaii, it also established an exchange which apparently is working just as badly as healthcare.gov

Posted by: rockmom at October 23, 2013 09:53 AM (Q4elb)

258 Send me $5000 and your account number, and you'll assuage my devastated feelings. In return, I'll send you $1M. Signed, Princess chique, venerable daughter of Nigerian minister who died and left so much money his daughter has to share it with you.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 23, 2013 09:54 AM (r+7wo)

259 Hey. Stop hating on Nigerians!!! I am so hurt.

*turns face away and sobs silently yet dramatically*

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 23, 2013 01:52 PM (r+7wo)

 

 

*HUGS!*   You    and your loved ones    are of course the exception, my darker hued twin!    

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 23, 2013 09:54 AM (4df7R)

260 Anyone who suggests that we should help in "fixing" this flaming Mongolian clusterfuck needs to be hit with a fairly large sized asteroid. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at October 23, 2013 01:45 PM (659DL) We should be encouraging hackers to hack it.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at October 23, 2013 09:55 AM (bb5+k)

261 By the time Japan is truly done for because of all the lack of sex and babies, they will have perfected transfering their minds into robots. Then they'll live forever and won't need to reproduce as we know it. When their robotic bodies wear out, they simply upload themselves into JapBot Mk. II.
---

And instead of sex they will amuse themselves with Soduku.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 23, 2013 09:55 AM (XUKZU)

262 Remember Christian Okoye "the Nigerian nightmare"?

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 09:55 AM (zqvg6)

263 Serious question: Does anyone know of a bigger boondoggle than Zerocare as far as cost, abject failure, and interference in people's lives goes? Prohibition was a pretty big boondoggle but that took years to truly manifest itself as the failure it was. Nothing else leaps to mind.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 23, 2013 01:53 PM (XUKZU)


----


Nope.  Nothing as bad as Zerocare comes to mind.

Posted by: Zombie General George Armstrong Custer at October 23, 2013 09:56 AM (nELVU)

264 Hey. Stop hating on Nigerians!!! I am so hurt. *turns face away and sobs silently yet dramatically* Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 23, 2013 01:52 PM (r+7wo) There There my sister from another Mister. Got nuttin but luv for ya.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 09:56 AM (XIxXP)

265 I was a soupçon before I became a neoçon.

Posted by: Don Rumsfeld at October 23, 2013 09:56 AM (8ZskC)

266 Serious question: Does anyone know of a bigger boondoggle than Zerocare as far as cost, abject failure, and interference in people's lives goes? Prohibition was a pretty big boondoggle but that took years to truly manifest itself as the failure it was. Nothing else leaps to mind.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 23, 2013 01:53 PM (XUKZU)

 

Highrise public housing might be a good example.  It proved to be a disaster and pretty much all of it has been torn down. 

Posted by: rockmom at October 23, 2013 09:56 AM (Q4elb)

267 Prohibition was a pretty big boondoggle but that took years to truly manifest itself as the failure it was. Nothing else leaps to mind.


Prohibition was all about forcing people to not have something.

O-care is all about forcing people to have something.


In some ways, Prohibition was successful.

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 09:56 AM (GQ8sn)

268 Posted by: Countrysquire at October 23, 2013 01:04 PM (LSJmV) Oh please, Nigerians even tend not to trust other Nigerians. Sure, the scammers are making all of us, including the good ones, look bad, but we complain about it to each other and blame the scammers. Whatever.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 23, 2013 09:56 AM (r+7wo)

269

Dammit, now I jsut want to sit here and stare at pretty pictures   o f my favorite Japanese celebs.

 

*idly googling*    Oguri Shun....  GACKT....   Ikuta Toma...     Matsuda Shota...     Arashi...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 23, 2013 09:57 AM (4df7R)

270 244 soupçon


Wondering how many 'rons and 'ronettes know how to pronounce that word.

soups un

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at October 23, 2013 09:57 AM (MnSla)

271
We should be encouraging hackers to hack it.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at October 23, 2013 01:55 PM (bb5+k)

 

The kids at 4Chan are already on it, believe me.

Posted by: rockmom at October 23, 2013 09:57 AM (Q4elb)

272 soupçon


Wondering how many 'rons and 'ronettes know how to pronounce that word.

I don't, so I just say "soup con."
---

With that littloe tail on the c, it's pronounced as an s.  It is French for suspicion.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 23, 2013 09:57 AM (XUKZU)

273 Serious question: Does anyone know of a bigger boondoggle than Zerocare as far as cost, abject failure, and interference in people's lives goes?

Mystery solved- the Obamacare website was programmed by the developers of Duke Nukem Forever.

Don't worry- it'll still suck, but that means that it should be up and running in about 7 years.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 23, 2013 09:57 AM (SY2Kh)

274 AoSHQ - come for the finely   honed  economic  analysis,  stay for  the tentacle pr0n.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 09:57 AM (0HooB)

275 Remember Christian Okoye "the Nigerian nightmare"?

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 01:55 PM (zqvg6)


----


As a lifelong Chiefs . . . . (we can STILL say Chiefs cant we.....) Chiefs fan... I loved to watch him run.


I remember an Oakland game where Ronnie Lott tried to put wood on him and Ronnie just bounced off dazed and confuzed.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 23, 2013 09:58 AM (nELVU)

276 Serious question: Does anyone know of a bigger boondoggle than Zerocare as far as cost, abject failure, and interference in people's lives goes? US Dept of Ed. Doesn't edjumacate ONE student.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2013 09:58 AM (b1/nQ)

277 I'm thinking a sheep petting zoo of with private spaces might be a business plan for Japan. A little kinky sheep lingerie might add some spice. Maybe paint their hoofs.

Posted by: Chaos, it the other dark meat at October 23, 2013 09:58 AM (oDCMR)

278 So... does Sweden also have problems keeping their birthrates up? I'm asking for a friend


-----

Not anymore. Sometimes it's even voluntary.

Posted by: Haji Abdul Mohammed Gustafsson at October 23, 2013 09:58 AM (jSmN1)

279 tami there are only two teams in the american league i would support....angels & rangers.....otherwise it's national league all the way...unless it's the dodgers....then anyone but the dodgers go cards!!!!!! plus....i used to have a signed keith hernandez picture next to my bed as a kid.....he was DREAMY.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at October 23, 2013 09:58 AM (8InM1)

280 Enjoyed my bowl of Ka-Doom.

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2013 09:59 AM (FcR7P)

281 264 Yeah,but there was a game where Steve Atwater crushed him.Yo8u can still find that hit on Youtube.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2013 09:59 AM (zqvg6)

282 US Dept of Ed. Doesn't edjumacate ONE student.
---

That's contender.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 23, 2013 09:59 AM (XUKZU)

283 Movie trivia - to keep the studio off his back so they wouldn't interfere, Billy Wilder's phony title for Sunset Boulevard was A Can of Beans. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 01:45 PM (zF6Iw) Also the title of a very enjoyable song by the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band from the movie "Paint your Wagon."

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at October 23, 2013 09:59 AM (bb5+k)

284 ..and keith's pic was in his cardinals uni.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at October 23, 2013 09:59 AM (8InM1)

285 Serious question: Does anyone know of a bigger boondoggle than Zerocare as far as cost, abject failure, and interference in people's lives goes? Mao's Great Leap Forward is in the same ballpark. The initial reaction to this comparison is to think it ridiculously hyperbolic. Let's check back in about five years' time.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at October 23, 2013 09:59 AM (V3kRK)

286

Sarbanes-Oxley might be another example of a government failure. 

 

Dodd-Frank will be eventually.

Posted by: rockmom at October 23, 2013 09:59 AM (Q4elb)

287 Why would that kid kill the teacher? Is he a violent sexual offender? At first I thought he was insane but he had the presence of mind to move the body and then go hide at the movies. Still, how did he think he would get away with it?

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at October 23, 2013 10:00 AM (As/N8)

288

ace is that you?

 

Is ace back yet??

Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2013 10:01 AM (GXZgZ)

289

Mystery solved- the Obamacare website was programmed by the developers of Duke Nukem Forever.

 

Don't worry- it'll still suck, but that means that it should be up and running in about 7 years.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 23, 2013 01:57 PM (SY2Kh)

 

 

Given that navigating     the     404care site involves hours   of    mindless activity with no reward,   I tend to think of it more like "Penn and Teller's    Desert Bus."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 23, 2013 10:01 AM (4df7R)

290 Ooh!

Drudge has the red bold font on right now!

Merkel's personal mobile phone was tracked by NSA.

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 10:01 AM (GQ8sn)

291 A little DOOM in the afternoon?  How...unexpected.  Thanks, Monty.

Posted by: NC Ref at October 23, 2013 10:01 AM (Myqtp)

292 Serious question: Does anyone know of a bigger boondoggle than Zerocare as far as cost, abject failure, and interference in people's lives goes?


Homeland inSecurity.

We'll feel you up, put you down and turn your life upside down.

Posted by: DHS at October 23, 2013 10:01 AM (MnSla)

293

262Serious question: Does anyone know of a bigger boondoggle than Zerocare
as far as cost, abject failure, and interference in people's lives goes?


Mystery solved- the Obamacare website was programmed by the developers of Duke Nukem Forever.

Don't worry- it'll still suck, but that means that it should be up and running in about 7 years.

 

---

 

Are we sure it wasn't developed by Ion Studios and John Romero?

 

Lots of hype about how it was "going to make you its bitch", then a totally underwhelming rollout after blowing most of the company's money on expensive toys for the people in the home office.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 23, 2013 10:01 AM (/Crba)

294 222 If Pelosi was a republican, she'd be laughed out of the capitol and marched into a nervous hospital. She has got to be one of the most ignorant people ever elected to congress. And the funny part is, she thinks she's intelligent. I think the sentence, "we have to pass the bill to find out what's in it", should be engraved into the walls in the congress and senate as a reminder as to how far this nation has fallen. Posted by: Havedash at October 23, 2013 01:47 PM (BRhGr) They ALL think they are intelligent. Total and epic Failure of their ideas does not discourage them at all.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at October 23, 2013 10:01 AM (bb5+k)

295 Why would that kid kill the teacher? Is he a violent sexual offender? At first I thought he was insane but he had the presence of mind to move the body and then go hide at the movies. Still, how did he think he would get away with it?

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at October 23, 2013 02:00 PM (As/N


He was probably banging her, and she told him she had to stop because she was his teacher and that ain't right.  Or she was cheating on him with the janitor.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 23, 2013 10:02 AM (8+xjO)

296 With that littloe tail on the c, it's pronounced as an s. It is French for suspicion.

Posted by: WalrusRex


IE Façade

That said, the correct pronunciation of any foreign word is the phonetic result of whatever native language you speak.

The idea that the average individual is responsible for knowing all 100k languages that exist or have existed is only so much poncy twatage.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 23, 2013 10:03 AM (AA6QE)

297 Why would that kid kill the teacher? Is he a violent sexual offender? At first I thought he was insane but he had the presence of mind to move the body and then go hide at the movies. Still, how did he think he would get away with it?

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at October 23, 2013 02:00 PM (As/N

 

If you see his picture he looks more like Urkel than Tupac.   That whole story is bizarre.   I    want to know what happened    just because it's so strange.   Danvers isn't exactly a hotbed of criminal activity.   It's not like it's Lowell.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 23, 2013 10:03 AM (4df7R)

298 http://tinyurl.com/lskku67 daily mail has grayson listed as a democrat & a republican

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at October 23, 2013 10:04 AM (8InM1)

299 Nude.

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 10:04 AM (GQ8sn)

300 If we're going to be forced to live in a Soviet style paradise as Barry and Nancy and the rest wish could we at least have a few executions of fall guys?

After that interview with Jon Stewart Sebelius would have never been seen again and a new head of the HHS would have already taken over and blamed everything on her.

If we're going to go in it should at least be all in.

Posted by: H Badger at October 23, 2013 10:04 AM (n/0Nw)

301 daily mail has grayson listed as a democrat & a republican

Stupid wankers.

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 10:05 AM (GQ8sn)

302 Don't feed your pets treats/food made in China. It's killing them. This is the country that tainted baby milk so it's no surprise that the doggehs and kittehs were next.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at October 23, 2013 10:05 AM (As/N8)

303 My sweet twin and other commenters who expressed acceptance of this non-criminal Nigerian, I was just joking and appreciate your sentiments. See comments 247 and 257.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 23, 2013 10:05 AM (r+7wo)

304 New One

Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2013 10:06 AM (zZbNF)

305 253 Hey. Stop hating on Nigerians!!! I am so hurt. *turns face away and sobs silently yet dramatically* Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 23, 2013 01:52 PM (r+7wo) There There my sister from another Mister. Got nuttin but luv for ya. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 23, 2013 01:56 PM (XIxXP) I agree. I used to play tennis with a fellow from Nigeria. He was a wonderful person.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at October 23, 2013 10:06 AM (bb5+k)

306

The idea that the average individual is responsible for knowing all 100k languages that exist or have existed is only so much poncy twatage.

 

Plus fuck the French.  You know what they call a pipe-line?  --  peep leen.

 

Because they can't be lowered to pronounce it pipe line.

Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2013 10:06 AM (GXZgZ)

307 273 ..and keith's pic was in his cardinals uni..... Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at October 23, 2013 01:59 PM (8InM1) Lucky girl! How'd you get that?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS !!! at October 23, 2013 10:07 AM (bCEmE)

308

Also the title of a very enjoyable song by the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band from the movie "Paint your Wagon."



 

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at October 23, 2013 01:59 PM (bb5+k)

 

Oh, jeez, talk about boondoggles.  I'll have to post about that one of these days.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 10:07 AM (zF6Iw)

309 Paging  willow, willow to the new thread...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 23, 2013 10:08 AM (0HooB)

310 Merkel's personal mobile phone was tracked by NSA.

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 02:01 PM (GQ8sn)


I have little problem with this.

And it is more constitutional than listening in on private United States citizens.

Posted by: Dandolo at October 23, 2013 10:10 AM (0XBx+)

311 Pro Tip: Electrical tape over the laptop cam....
Just sayin'.




Another way is to lay the screen back so far the cam is just pointing at the ceiling.  Make sure there are no mirrors on the ceiling.  So I've heard, anyway.

Posted by: NC Ref at October 23, 2013 10:10 AM (Myqtp)

312 I have little problem with this.And it is more constitutional than listening in on private United States citizens.


Sure, it's what the NSA is supposed to do.  But then again, this is the personal phone of the leader of Germany.  She's every right to be pissed.

Posted by: EC at October 23, 2013 10:12 AM (GQ8sn)

313 That said, the correct pronunciation of any foreign word is the phonetic result of whatever native language you speak. Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2013 02:03 PM (AA6QE) Except for English. Since our Language has been bastardized from so many pieces of other languages, English is the only one that does not have this trait. I've heard it said that English is the only language in the world that has spelling bees, and it is the only language that needs them.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at October 23, 2013 10:12 AM (bb5+k)

314 Oh, jeez, talk about boondoggles. I'll have to post about that one of these days. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2013 02:07 PM (zF6Iw) Would love to hear it. Very much liked that movie.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at October 23, 2013 10:14 AM (bb5+k)

315 New one!   Someone fetch the sedan chair for willow!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 23, 2013 10:15 AM (4df7R)

316
Except for English.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp


Nope.

Do you pronounce Greek root words as a native Greek?

Do you wave your arms around for Latin root words?

Nope.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 23, 2013 10:17 AM (AA6QE)

317 In Turkish, a C or S with the comma on the bottom is pronounced Ch (hard) and Sh, respectively. A C without the comma is pronounced like a soft J. (the Turks jokingly pronounce Coca Cola as "Zho-zha Zho-la") So whenever I see "soupçon", I always say it mentally as soup-chon. I suspect that's wrong, but I can't be bothered to research correct pronunciation of words important only to cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at October 23, 2013 10:18 AM (yLz7K)

318 Posted by: dananjcon at October 23, 2013 01:22 PM (wmU4G)

Whew, that does it, I am going to start a Mongolian dating site

Posted by: Dandolo at October 23, 2013 01:50 PM (0XBx+)

**


Mongolian mail order brides! A niche market and I'm just the kind of guy to exploit it!  My wife OTH.



Posted by: dananjcon at October 23, 2013 10:21 AM (wmU4G)

319 Serious question: Does anyone know of a bigger boondoggle than Zerocare as far as cost, abject failure, and interference in people's lives goes?

The New Deal
Great Society Program
The EPA and DDT
The EPA and "Acid" Rain
Global Warming

Posted by: Jean at October 23, 2013 10:26 AM (CMlD4)

320 So the Japanese are becoming the pandas of the human race? Got it.

The article yesterday about Russia's demographics and how very soon they will be majority muslim. Reproduction, kinda important ppl. Ignore the enviro wackos that tell you differently.

Posted by: LizLem at October 23, 2013 10:28 AM (BF+2f)

321 They really are desperate to fix blame anywhere, anywhere at all, other than themselves. Sociopaths, the lot of them.

Posted by: perturbed at October 23, 2013 11:17 AM (TXq4O)

322 Wall Street Firm Structured Totally Legal, Ingenious Trade That Was Guaranteed To Pay Outhttp://tinyurl.com/ksj6fok

The operative word here is "ingenious".

Hey Monty, don't know if you saw this, fascinating stuff.

Posted by: just a citizen at October 23, 2013 12:13 PM (Nx76m)

323 Posted by: Jean at October 23, 2013 02:26 PM (CMlD4)

Social Security?

Posted by: just a citizen at October 23, 2013 12:14 PM (Nx76m)

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