September 04, 2013

Actual Open Thread
— Ace

The Benghazi Security Office reported "terrorist attack" within moments of the shooting.

Some Arab countries have offered to foot the bill if we attack Syria.

Which sounds nice but... eh.

And that's all I got.

Sorry.

We Kaboom Folk are used to disappointing people.

Posted by: Ace at 04:20 PM | Comments (392)
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1 This post sucks.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 04, 2013 04:21 PM (HqenI)

2 I can't be numero uno???

Posted by: juan at September 04, 2013 04:21 PM (6I3xg)

3 Needs moar Robin Thicke chix.

Posted by: jakeman at September 04, 2013 04:22 PM (GXKTh)

4 I'll be back when there's a new thread.

Posted by: Jeff B., overworking a meme at September 04, 2013 04:22 PM (n/+FT)

5 I still think we should see how much Iran and Russia offer us to NOT attack Syria. 

Posted by: rd at September 04, 2013 04:23 PM (D+lxs)

6 Benghazi? What's a Benghazi?

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at September 04, 2013 04:23 PM (9+ccr)

7 405 I did a more real Open Thread above this one if you like. There's too much content cluttering up the joint.

Posted by: fluffy at September 04, 2013 04:23 PM (X93Wv)

8 I still think we should see how much Iran and Russia offer us to NOT attack Syria. Posted by: rd at September 04, 2013 08:23 PM (D+lxs) hell with sequestration, it might be the only way to fund the Military

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2013 04:24 PM (9Xc5j)

9 That Kaboom shit was creepy.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 04, 2013 04:24 PM (v1mq9)

10 Ben who?

Ben Gazarra?

Pretty sure he's dead.

Posted by: cool arrow at September 04, 2013 04:24 PM (WMsq+)

11 What?? I thought it was some uprising caused by a youtube video.

Posted by: Titanium at September 04, 2013 04:24 PM (zHWyo)

12 And now we're back to life-sucking, depressing reality.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 04, 2013 04:24 PM (lVPtV)

13 12 And now we're back to life-sucking, depressing reality. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 04, 2013 08:24 PM (lVPtV) My head hurts...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at September 04, 2013 04:24 PM (9+ccr)

14 Yeah, the idea of renting us out to the Saudis wasn't obviously offensive to the SCOAMF and Horse Face. It even seemed like a workable plan.  Assholes.

Posted by: f2000 at September 04, 2013 04:25 PM (FcMtg)

15 Hilary put a sock on the door knob that night. Lots of booze and cocaine was consumed.

Posted by: Huma at September 04, 2013 04:25 PM (Aif/5)

16 And now we're back to life-sucking, depressing reality. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 04, 2013 08:24 PM (lVPtV) yeah I have to still do the payroll. I am on here procrastinating

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2013 04:25 PM (9Xc5j)

17 Kirsten Powers is an idiot once again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 04, 2013 04:25 PM (lVPtV)

18 I looked in my right wing code book and "terrorist attack" means: to protest over a youtube video.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 04, 2013 04:25 PM (fvV0D)

19 We should send ship loads of Kaboom cereal to Syria to show 'em we aren't fucking around.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 04, 2013 04:25 PM (v1mq9)

20 There was a security office?

Posted by: BignJames at September 04, 2013 04:25 PM (HtUkt)

21 I spoke too soon about Kirsten.  I was only half-listening to her arguing with Loofah Boy.

She's right. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 04, 2013 04:26 PM (lVPtV)

22 Yeah, the idea of renting us out to the Saudis wasn't obviously offensive to the SCOAMF and Horse Face. It even seemed like a workable plan. Assholes. Posted by: f2000 at September 04, 2013 08:25 PM (FcMtg) Yeah I noticed that also. Now we are merceneries?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2013 04:26 PM (9Xc5j)

23 20 There was a security office? Posted by: BignJames


Yeah and it was like The Office television show.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 04, 2013 04:27 PM (v1mq9)

24 19 We should send ship loads of Kaboom cereal to Syria to show 'em we aren't fucking around.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 04, 2013 08:25 PM (v1mq9)




Let's just bomb them with cereal.  And pictures of scary clowns.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 04, 2013 04:27 PM (lVPtV)

25 Stompist bastards.

Posted by: Grand Master Bright Flash at September 04, 2013 04:27 PM (p5eeG)

26 We need to get the African Union to attack Syria. Those mofos are incredible fighters, now that we've been training them for ten years. They utterly demolished al Shabaab in Somalia. And since they're black, the world press discretely averts its eyes when the AU gets all World War II on terrorist ass.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at September 04, 2013 04:27 PM (TJw7K)

27 Some Arab countries have offered to foot the bill if we attack Syria. Same pay as they're giving Al Qaeda?

Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2013 04:27 PM (FcR7P)

28 US warship docks in Haifa to refuel USS San Antonio commander says visit to Israel 'well-deserved break for sailors and Marines.' Port says visit unrelated to Syria, ship refueling Hope the boys and girls get to have some good pita bread and coumous

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2013 04:27 PM (9Xc5j)

29 How does all of this impact the Gillibrand/Booker 2016 ticket?

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 04, 2013 04:27 PM (uQIKb)

30  obama should offer them obama care.

Posted by: Bufalobob at September 04, 2013 04:28 PM (1szMf)

31 There was a security office?

Yeah and it was like The Office television show.

***

You mean it had some weird guy with an enormous forehead?

Posted by: cool arrow at September 04, 2013 04:28 PM (WMsq+)

32 Necco Wafers. If one sucked them down just right, one could stuff them into a gum ball machine, where they would get stuck, and allow one to twist that damned knob until the machine was empty.

Not that I ever did anything like that.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 04, 2013 04:28 PM (0IhFx)

33 Kaboom is a suburb of Benghazi.  

Posted by: Beagle at September 04, 2013 04:28 PM (sOtz/)

34 rule #1 the saudis are not our friends rule #2 refer to rule #1

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at September 04, 2013 04:28 PM (8JJ6O)

35 Some Arab countries have offered to foot the bill if we attack Syria. Same pay as they're giving Al Qaeda? Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2013 08:27 PM (FcR7P) Yeah if we take the plan with the korans, yes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2013 04:28 PM (9Xc5j)

36 Let's trick the OWSers and other hipsters into attending a fake free concert, round them up, and drop them into Damascus.  The slap fights will be hilarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 04, 2013 04:28 PM (lVPtV)

37 Mercenaries 'R' Us!!

Posted by: Pres Obama at September 04, 2013 04:28 PM (edmTQ)

38 There was a security office? Posted by: BignJames at September 04, 2013 08:25 PM (HtUkt) Yes. There were multiple Diplomatic Security agents there, and at least two of them suffered severe injuries.

Posted by: Vendette at September 04, 2013 04:29 PM (gRnt+)

39 In Peruvia, sending someone a box of Kaboom cereal is like sending them a dead fish.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 04, 2013 04:29 PM (v1mq9)

40 Classes start tomorrow, but fuck it, I'm tippling since I don't start until 11:30.

Posted by: logprof at September 04, 2013 04:29 PM (bufJH)

41 Someone that does photoshop well needs to put together some pics of Obama and Kerry offering up aircraft carriers and tanks and apaches for "low, low prices!"

Posted by: f2000 at September 04, 2013 04:29 PM (FcMtg)

42 4 I'll be back when there's a new thread. Posted by: Jeff B., overworking a meme at September 04, 2013 08:22 PM (n/+FT) You won't be missed.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 04:29 PM (bb5+k)

43 Lets see if the Arabs will give us $100 trillion for kicking Assad's ass. We could wipe out the entire debt in a few months and have enough left over to finally get high speed rail in every city. Whaddya think?

Posted by: EC at September 04, 2013 04:30 PM (doBIb)

44 Ben Gazarra? Pretty sure he's dead. Posted by: cool arrow at September 04, 2013 08:24 PM (WMsq+) Well sure. After all, he only had a year left to live.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 04:30 PM (bb5+k)

45 The website said that while in Haifa, sailors and Marines "will have the opportunity to explore the city and experience the rich history and culture of Israel." Tours are being offered to the sailors and Marines to northern Israel and Jerusalem. great. I hope they have a great time.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2013 04:30 PM (9Xc5j)

46 The Benghazi Security Office reported "terrorist attack" within moments of the shooting. Should have reported that troops were attacking Muslim 'Hoods who were seeking asylum in the embassy.

Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2013 04:30 PM (FcR7P)

47 I saw Quisp and Quake in my local market and did a double-take. Does that count?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 04:31 PM (WjLUf)

48 "Dogs of the World unite!" in opposition to the Syrian Alawite.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/7a9bycz

Posted by: Cretin, desirable moron isotopes in hundreds of centrifuges at September 04, 2013 04:31 PM (jYZuY)

49

*sigh*

I just stopped by to let you all know how disappointed I am in this post and this thread.

In my family, we were taught to respect the constitution and to love America. Most of all, we were taught to FIGHT and to take attacks on our liberty seriously.

Not fuck around with stupid blog posts about cereal while our heritage and our values are under attack.

This was the only cereal we were allowed to eat at my house.  

http://tinyurl.com/ma5vmzc

But whatever. I guess only some of us understand and appreciate freedom.

Posted by: Warden at September 04, 2013 04:31 PM (HzhBE)

50 >>> Hope the boys and girls get to have some good pita bread and coumous Humus mixed with couscous?

Posted by: fluffy at September 04, 2013 04:31 PM (X93Wv)

51 I object to this national security thread and insist upon more frosted cereal discussion.  On weekends too, if it's not too much trouble...

Posted by: Giant Polish Vagina at September 04, 2013 04:31 PM (yrBfb)

52 44 Ben Gazarra? Pretty sure he's dead. Posted by: cool arrow at September 04, 2013 08:24 PM (WMsq+) Well sure. After all, he only had a year left to live. Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 08:30 PM (bb5+k) Dead as a doornail. And I got that reference; I'm THAT old. Sigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 04:31 PM (WjLUf)

53 Ace, despite your success, your KaBoom heritage will always remain. You'll be the Rodney Dangerfield of Bushwood. Embrace it. And the Middle Class.

Posted by: RS at September 04, 2013 04:31 PM (YAGV/)

54 "Crazy Barack's going out of business sale!! You won't believe how low I'll go!! All my military 50% off!!"

Posted by: Pres Obama at September 04, 2013 04:32 PM (edmTQ)

55
We could wipe out the entire debt in a few months and have enough left over to finally get high speed rail in every city.

Whaddya think?

Fuck that. I'm holding out for Hover Boats.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 04, 2013 04:32 PM (0IhFx)

56 ALL YUR BATES ARE BELONG TO US

Posted by: Weiner People at September 04, 2013 04:32 PM (RLTt1)

57 We could also get the Indians to fight our wars. Have you asked yourselves lately, "Hey: Whatever happened to the Somali pirates?" Well, when it was the Indian navy's turn to patrol the Horn of Africa, they sank the pirate mother ships and didn't pick up the survivors.

Once that "taboo" had been broken, everyone else started doing it too, and they put machine gunners on all the tankers. What's funny is that a lot of the private security hired to protect the tankers are Iranians. They just riddled the pirate skiffs when they came within range, and the problem was solved.

Since it was Indians and Iranians doing the killing, the world press turned away and said nothing.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at September 04, 2013 04:32 PM (TJw7K)

58 This was the only cereal we were allowedto eat at my house.
http://tinyurl.com/ma5vmzc
But whatever. I guess only some of us understand and appreciate freedom.

Posted by: Warden at September 04, 2013 08:31 PM (HzhBE)




OMG.  That...existed? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 04, 2013 04:32 PM (lVPtV)

59 kaboom 100% of the minimum daily requirements because why exert ourselves....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at September 04, 2013 04:32 PM (8JJ6O)

60 I'm pretty sure this is racist because it makes fun of the way Chinese people write English.

http://tinyurl.com/orj6pmd

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 04, 2013 04:32 PM (VlXYw)

61 Rush-a-home-a dinner: Matzoh ball soup with carrots Roast chicken Salad Chocolates and wine (for a sweet year)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 04:32 PM (WjLUf)

62 I guess only some of us understand and appreciate freedom. Posted by: Warden at September 04, 2013 08:31 PM (HzhBE) ??? New here?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2013 04:33 PM (9Xc5j)

63 Happy New Year, J.J.!

Posted by: Vendette at September 04, 2013 04:33 PM (gRnt+)

64 *sigh* I just stopped by to let you all know how disappointed I am in this post and this thread. In my family, we were taught torespect the constitution and to love America. Most of all, we were taught to FIGHT and to take attacks on our liberty seriously. Not fuck around with stupid blog posts about cereal while ourheritage and our values are underattack. This was the only cereal we were allowedto eat at my house. http://tinyurl.com/ma5vmzc But whatever. I guess only some of us understand and appreciate freedom. Posted by: Warden at September 04, 2013 08:31 PM (HzhBE) I am truly sarcasm impaired. Is this Sarcasm?

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 04:33 PM (bb5+k)

65 I could only dream of being Kaboom folk!

Posted by: osoloco at September 04, 2013 04:33 PM (R5JSa)

66 Where are all the War Protesters flooding the streets with giant signs calling Obama a "Chicken Hawk" and a blood-thirsty "Nazi"?



Surely that wasn't just an empty facade of a disingenuous smokescreen meant to mask the deeply rooted partisan motives by the lying Left-Loons during the Bush years.... was it?

Posted by: Strife at September 04, 2013 04:33 PM (Ojgjr)

67 We could wipe out the entire debt in a few months and have enough left over to finally get high speed rail in every city. They could fork over $100 trillion and we'd figure out how to spend $200 trillion.

Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2013 04:34 PM (FcR7P)

68 Dead as a doornail. And I got that reference; I'm THAT old. Sigh. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 08:31 PM (WjLUf) I kinda thought some people might get it.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 04:34 PM (bb5+k)

69 Some Arab countries have offered to foot the bill if we attack Syria.

Beware of Jihadists bearing gifts.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 04, 2013 04:34 PM (Tnlh/)

70 60 I'm pretty sure this is racist because it makes fun of the way Chinese people write English. http://tinyurl.com/orj6pmd Posted by: WalrusRex at September 04, 2013 08:32 PM (VlXYw) Go check out www.engrish.com Almost as award winning as AOSHQ.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 04:34 PM (WjLUf)

71 United at Rosh Hashana, Obama and Rouhani wish Jews a Happy New Year By JTA 09/05/2013 00:02 Iranian leader sends greeting on twitter, Obama from Sweden. Nevergiveup shakes head and looks for the Vodka

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2013 04:34 PM (9Xc5j)

72 Sugar Smacks were pretty gross, but the leftover milk was great.

Posted by: no good deed at September 04, 2013 04:35 PM (WmLrU)

73
The DVD/Blu-ray rips of World War Z are out in the wild.

Mini-review: It sucks.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 04, 2013 04:35 PM (kdS6q)

74 63 Happy New Year, J.J.! Posted by: Vendette at September 04, 2013 08:33 PM (gRnt+) Thank you! (Yiddish accent) I vant you should have one too!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 04:35 PM (WjLUf)

75 Don't forget the Video.  And the Middle Class.

Posted by: The Almighty Bronco Bama at September 04, 2013 04:35 PM (1I4sj)

76 Kabooms was teh shit man

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at September 04, 2013 04:35 PM (RLTt1)

77 64 I am truly sarcasm impaired. Is this Sarcasm?

ain't...just...you...I can't figure that one out either.

But already moved on...lol

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 04, 2013 04:35 PM (uQIKb)

78 oops, wrong thread.

Posted by: no good deed at September 04, 2013 04:35 PM (WmLrU)

79 Some of you don't seem to understand the political implications of your cereal choices. I'd go into further detail, but if I have to explain it to you, then you don't understand freedom.

Posted by: Warden at September 04, 2013 04:36 PM (HzhBE)

80 Nevergiveup: L'shana tovah. Are you like McStain and checking e-mail from the bimah?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 04:36 PM (WjLUf)

81 At least you didn't have to eat Post's Sugar Krinkles.  Check out the horrific clown on that box.   Found with the GI Joe cereal link.  

Posted by: Beagle at September 04, 2013 04:37 PM (sOtz/)

82 KKKooKKKoo for Cocoa Puffs.  Racists.

Posted by: The Almighty Bronco Bama at September 04, 2013 04:37 PM (1I4sj)

83 Quisp was like, MOM you gotta buy this it's BLUE

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at September 04, 2013 04:38 PM (RLTt1)

84 3 Needs moar Robin Thicke chix.

Posted by: jakeman


Just the brunette with the awsome rack. The song sucked. Maybe if she was in a ZZ Top vid.  

Posted by: puddleglum at September 04, 2013 04:38 PM (xdyaH)

85 We could also get the Indians to fight our wars. Have you asked yourselves lately, "Hey: Whatever happened to the Somali pirates?" Well, when it was the Indian navy's turn to patrol the Horn of Africa, they sank the pirate mother ships and didn't pick up the survivors. Once that "taboo" had been broken, everyone else started doing it too, and they put machine gunners on all the tankers. What's funny is that a lot of the private security hired to protect the tankers are Iranians. They just riddled the pirate skiffs when they came within range, and the problem was solved. Since it was Indians and Iranians doing the killing, the world press turned away and said nothing. Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at September 04, 2013 08:32 PM (TJw7K) Years ago I conceived of this idea which I call "Rent a Bum." You want someone punched in the mouth but you don't want any repercussions on yourself? Rent a bum. You want to disrupt an event? (such as a Democrat Party) Rent a bum. Not saying the Indians and Iranians are bums, (Well, not the Indians anyway) I'm just saying that people who do not have to worry about social repercussions are free to act in ways that we might want to, but cannot. I just wanted to apply the concept to people who needed mouth punching.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 04:39 PM (bb5+k)

86 83 Quisp was like, MOM you gotta buy this it's BLUE Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at September 04, 2013 08:38 PM (RLTt1) LOL!!!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 04:39 PM (WjLUf)

87 Honeycombs hurt my teefs

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at September 04, 2013 04:39 PM (RLTt1)

88 Fuck that. I'm holding out for Hover Boats. Maybe we should scale it back and just go for a Bugatti Veyron for every man, woman, and child.

Posted by: EC at September 04, 2013 04:39 PM (doBIb)

89 Cap'n Crunch.

Posted by: Starboardhelm at September 04, 2013 04:39 PM (1I4sj)

90 Every time I think that our government has sunk to a new low, some new outrage...Justice Kennedy calling me a H8R, Boehner and Cantor playing "D.C. fucks the public" on Syria, Obama and his minions mis-using the reins of power in just about every way...causes me to shake my head in dismay and disbelief. Un-fucking-believable.

Posted by: Yes, My Outrage Meter is Pegged at September 04, 2013 04:40 PM (pginn)

91
US warship docks in Haifa to refuel
USS San Antonio commander says visit to Israel 'well-deserved break for sailors and Marines.' Port says visit unrelated to Syria, ship refueling

Hope the boys and girls get to have some good pita bread and coumous

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2013 08:27 PM (9Xc5j)









US Marines on shore leave + hawt IDF chicks = 9 months from now, the Israelis have a problem with soldiers on sick leave IYKWIM.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 04, 2013 04:40 PM (TIIx5)

92 83 Quisp was like, MOM you gotta buy this it's BLUE Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at September 04, 2013 08:38 PM (RLTt1) Actually, that was what the community organizers said to the LIV crowd, re who you MUST vote for.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 04:40 PM (WjLUf)

93 So hey. My idea is we settle out the ME like we did the Indian Wars. Smallpox blankets and whiskey FTW

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at September 04, 2013 04:41 PM (RLTt1)

94 Fuck that. I'm holding out for Hover Boats. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 04, 2013 08:32 PM (0IhFx) That's HOOVER boats for me. (yuk, yuk, yuk. Reg-GIE!)

Posted by: Obama de Choom at September 04, 2013 04:41 PM (2ArJQ)

95 Fear not Post Kaboom Stress Disorder is covered under obamacare. Little known fact. It was the administration's threat to employ CerOps (not PsyOps) that had GOP leaders cower and support the "muscular enough not to be mocked" doctrine.

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at September 04, 2013 04:41 PM (cQw8R)

96 Was behind a $660,000 car today in traffic at lunch today here in Tulsa. Yup, a Fisker Karma. It cost that much to produce and sold for $102,000. The rest we paid for....is this a great country or what? BTW, I really, really hate to admit it--it was freaking gorgeous. Far prettier than the Ferrari I saw a bit later.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at September 04, 2013 04:41 PM (kXoT0)

97 L'shana tovah. Are you like McStain and checking e-mail from the bimah?! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 08:36 PM (WjLUf) No. I know Rosh HaShana starts tonight, but I start the Holiday tomorrow. Special NJ Jewish Rules, But a very Happy New Year to you and yours.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2013 04:41 PM (9Xc5j)

98 Good evening

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at September 04, 2013 04:41 PM (MnSla)

99 I am truly sarcasm impaired.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 08:33 PM (bb5+k)

With Jeff B. too.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 04, 2013 04:42 PM (Tnlh/)

100 A few years ago, my sister got me a box of Kaboom. I was sort of excited, honestly, because it was one of those things from childhood that I never saw around any more.

She sent it to me UPS. As soon as I saw it, I was taken back. Back to a time when we were really struggling, when we lived in a apartment where my old man kept a shotgun handy because our neighbors were nuts. Back to the time we were Kaboomers.

I put it in the garage. Then, I kept seeing the damned clown. The garage is supposed to be my refuge. Full of tools, projects and stuff to do to get away. Not the home of a creepy clown. So I tossed it.

Then, I missed it. It was a reminder of the fact my dad worked hard and gave us a nice middle-middle-class life, in a decent neighborhood, and could put away the shotgun except for holidays and hunting. So the clown still haunts me. I forget it most of the time. But then I hear the tortured stories of someone else who was a Kaboomer. And it all comes back.

Posted by: DaveEaton at September 04, 2013 04:42 PM (1VaVh)

101 YREKA — The Siskiyou County Board of Supervisors voted 4-1 this afternoon to pursue seceding from California. More than 100 people packed the supervisors' chambers late this morning for a discussion on whether the county should issue a declaration that it wants to secede from the state. Nearly all those in attendance appeared to be for the move.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 04, 2013 04:42 PM (e8kgV)

102 We could also get the Indians to fight our wars. Reminds me of that joke with the punchline, "And then the Saudi says, 'Well, sex must be fun, because if it were work, we would hire a Pakistani to do it for us!"

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 04, 2013 04:42 PM (pginn)

103 Dare to Mock the Power of my Cringing Cowardice!

Posted by: The Almighty Bronco Bama at September 04, 2013 04:43 PM (1I4sj)

104

Mercenaries 'R' Us!!

 

Fly  for Allah - Join the  new   Al Qaeda  Air Force.

 

Bring your   own carpet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 04, 2013 04:43 PM (0HooB)

105 Kaboom is my favorite.

Posted by: Tim Curry creepy ass clown with bloody teeth at September 04, 2013 04:43 PM (dvRYt)

106
I'm so excited because today I've begun to spot,  and will have my first period by tomorrow. 

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at September 04, 2013 04:44 PM (pJF+c)

107 Cereal in filthy bowls, squalor.

Broken dreams.

My stepfather killed my only friend, a pet ringworm 'Itchy'.

Crunch  you fucking clown.

Crunch.

Posted by: Kaboom! : a Diary of Shame at September 04, 2013 04:44 PM (EZl54)

108 How do you say “Allahu Akbar” in Spanish? Via The Blaze: Iran is recruiting an “invisible army” of revolutionary sympathizers in Latin America to infiltrate the U.S. through the “soft belly” of the southern border, U.S. officials and national security experts told TheBlaze. And they’re using one website in particular to do it. Islamoriente.com, which focuses on religion and politics, is one of Iran’s main recruitment and conversion websites for Latin America on the Internet, TheBlaze has learned. The site, which launched in 2008, includes links to Iranian television for Spanish speakers, anti-American news stories, essays on reasons to convert to Islam, chat rooms and a personal message from the Ayatollah Ali Hosseini Khamenei, the supreme leader of Iran. Even as President Barack Obama waits for Congress to make a decision on Syria, the Iranian website wastes no time and has no shortage of stories ridiculing the U.S. administration for threatening to strike President Bashar Assad’s regime, a staunch ally of Iran. Amnesty Now, Amnesty Forever?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2013 04:44 PM (9Xc5j)

109 We are no extreme! Like to see collection of heads?

Posted by: Khalid at September 04, 2013 04:44 PM (Aif/5)

110 brb erasin red lines

Posted by: King Clusterfuck at September 04, 2013 04:45 PM (dvRYt)

111

Dear Trudy, you know who you are,

 

I wrote my senators and representative:

 

Please vote to oppose military action against Syria by United States armed forces.

 

 

I am shocked at the naiveté of Secretary of State John Kerry in his belief that “moderates” are combatants against the Bashar al-Assad regime in Syria.  Combatants in Syria, as has been the case in Somalia, Iraq and Afghanistan, have poured in from all over the world to engage in jihad in general and to humiliate the United States in particular.  They have expertise to offer from other theaters and expect compensation which is forthcoming.  It is unreasonable to believe that these people lack expertise in the use of chemical and biological weapons as well as conventional weapons of war.  This therefore gives lie to the assertion that only AssadÂ’s army deployed poisons.

 

I am appalled that Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel asserts that his department can wage effective kinetic action after the reductions inflicted on it as a matter of policy and budget sequestration.  We have fewer soldiers, more and longer deployments and far fewer ships than recent decades past. 

 

The President has not stated a plan, an outline, an endgame or a goal other than to do something rather than nothing.  The President, as a candidate, employed rhetoric against his predecessor in foreign policy that he himself, or his proxies, cannot dispute, discredit or resolve.  His predecessor built a coalition, approached the United Nations and received the approval of Congress.  President Obama has done nothing but poll and speak.

 

Preserve the integrity of your branch of government, your elected office and Constitutional authority in the separation of powers in this country.  Oppose military action in Syria based only on scandal and not on the clear definition of American policy interests and goals.

 

Please oppose military action in Syria.  

Posted by: DM at September 04, 2013 04:45 PM (LaKlJ)

112 Kaboom must've been after my Frosty Coated Sugar Bombs yout'. I have no recollection of it, so I looked in the Wikipedia. Yup, after my time: Known primarily as a breakfast cereal of the 1970s and 1980s, Kaboom remained available for sale until 2010 when it was discontinued by General Mills. also Quentin Tarantino's 2003 movie Kill Bill Vol. 1 included a scene in which character Vernita Green uses a gun hidden in a box of Kaboom cereal in an attempt to kill The Bride. A box of Kaboom also appears as a focal point in the Butthole Surfers' video for their song "Cherub". Kaboom cereal was referenced in the Game of Tones episode of Futurama.

Posted by: mindful webworker with a big grown-up bowl of frosty cinnamon-raisin amaranth flakes at September 04, 2013 04:45 PM (U13jb)

113 While you were eating Kaboom I was doing it caveman style and pouring a full cup of sugar over a bowl of Grape Nuts.

Posted by: Cameron at September 04, 2013 04:46 PM (SqzLe)

114 POTUS has red lines around his asshole... stretch marks...

Posted by: John Kerry at September 04, 2013 04:47 PM (vHRtU)

115 O hey here's one FREAKYS We never miss a meal (o no) cuz we love our cereal ...

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at September 04, 2013 04:47 PM (RLTt1)

116 I am truly sarcasm impaired. Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 08:33 PM (bb5+k)With Jeff B. too. Posted by: baldilocks at September 04, 2013 08:42 PM (Tnlh/) Seriously. Over the last few years people have earnestly said so many things which I can only classify as insane, I no longer have the ability to tell when people aren't being serious. Seriously. Oh, and PLEASE don't tell me I have anything in common with JeffB!

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 04:47 PM (bb5+k)

117 Also, at first glance, I mistook reported "terrorist attack" within moments of the shooting to be an announcement of some new attack I hadn't heard about yet. Erk.

Posted by: mindful webworker with no spoon at September 04, 2013 04:48 PM (U13jb)

118 Daily reminder: We have always been at war with Syria. Even when Nancy Pelosi visited there.

Posted by: Yep at September 04, 2013 04:48 PM (6sqK6)

119 What a day for me to be banned from commenting.  Ace es en fuego.

Posted by: toby928 at September 04, 2013 04:48 PM (doprr)

120 >>>Some Arab countries have offered to foot the bill if we

From world policemen to hitman for hire all in one Presidency! Well it looks like mister community organizer does know how to entrepreneur a bit. How is Seal Team 6 going to handle Assad? "Don't take this personal Assad, it's just business...POP!"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at September 04, 2013 04:48 PM (0q2P7)

121 Rush Limbaugh reported yesterday that there are analysts who suspect that the Zero Administration colluded with the Al Qaida rebels in Syria to carry out the nerve gas attack on their OWN people, to frame Assad.

Sounds likely to me.

Posted by: Beverly at September 04, 2013 04:48 PM (ahYe3)

122 Many parts of a tree are edible...

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at September 04, 2013 04:49 PM (6ERL7)

123 Hey if this is not sufficient to get you off this Benghazi shit then I might decide to use nukes

Posted by: BH Obama at September 04, 2013 04:49 PM (uBVzH)

124 From a story linked on Drudge about man kills frienfd in fight over existence of God.

"Yim faces 126 years to life in prison."

I say the quality of mercy is not strained.  Let's just give him the 126 years.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 04, 2013 04:49 PM (VlXYw)

125 >>>Oh, and PLEASE don't tell me I have anything in common with JeffB!

Well there is that thing you do....

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at September 04, 2013 04:50 PM (0q2P7)

126 Leave the drone.

Take the hummus.

Posted by: Preznit Corleone at September 04, 2013 04:50 PM (6ERL7)

127
Was behind a $660,000 car today in traffic at lunch today here in Tulsa.

In Tulsa? When I lived there, the expensive cars were obvious because the bondo and duct tape that held them together was color coordinated.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 04, 2013 04:50 PM (0IhFx)

128 Apple Jacks always seemed too healthy or something until they junked it up

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at September 04, 2013 04:50 PM (RLTt1)

129 Apropos of nothing, I was always convinced that Floyd the Barber had young boys bodies stashed in his Mayberry crawlspace.

Posted by: toby928 at September 04, 2013 04:50 PM (doprr)

130 Calvin's favorite cereal?
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 04, 2013 04:50 PM (aDwsi)

131 I'm so excited because today I've begun to spot, and will have my first period by tomorrow.

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at September 04, 2013 08:44 PM (pJF+c) ..

 

..............................................................

 

 

Acme  Dynamite makes a superb tampon. Trust me.

Posted by: Wiley E coyote at September 04, 2013 04:51 PM (sVKy/)

132 Rush Limbaugh reported yesterday that there are analysts who suspect that the Zero Administration colluded with the Al Qaida rebels in Syria to carry out the nerve gas attack on their OWN people, to frame Assad.

Sounds likely to me.

*** 

I've seen so many impossible things over the last five years I'm ready to believe anything.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 04, 2013 04:51 PM (VlXYw)

133 While you were eating Kaboom I was doing it caveman style and pouring a full cup of sugar over a bowl of Grape Nuts. Did you ever watch TV with a mouth full of GrapeNuts? You could get this sort of strobe effect while you were crushing that gravel. It looked like individual frames of TV coming across.

Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2013 04:51 PM (FcR7P)

134 >>>Oh, and PLEASE don't tell me I have anything in common with JeffB! Well there is that thing you do.... Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at September 04, 2013 08:50 PM (0q2P7)

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 04:51 PM (bb5+k)

135 It's OK. After the Kaboom post, its gratuitous metaphors, sorrowful visualizations and continuous appeal to the manic depressive in me I can't read anymore.

My eyes are too tired from crying. That was glorious brother.  

Posted by: Marcus at September 04, 2013 04:51 PM (7U0Vx)

136 Israel is hoping that we will hit Assad hard. Israel has also publicly stated its support for Obama's decision to delay. Will this be the wedge that drives the right wing against israel, again? http://news.yahoo.com/insight-obama-blinks-syria-israel-saudis-common-cause-125250283.html And DM expertise in chem weapons takkes a loooong time. Most Jihaddists are close to illiterate with less than a middle schooler's understanding of anything technical. Ever been to Afghanistan? I have

Posted by: occam at September 04, 2013 04:51 PM (ZsEqK)

137 >>>to frame Assad.

Well that's a little shiny with aluminum just yet. Though I wouldn't put it past AQ to murder innocents to get a desired response from us...wait....that's what they do!....THAT'S ALL THEY DO!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at September 04, 2013 04:52 PM (0q2P7)

138 Yahoo?  That's your source material?

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 04, 2013 04:52 PM (uQIKb)

139 I say the quality of mercy is not strained. Let's just give him the 126 years. -------- They gave Ariel Castro life without parole plus 1000 years. Does that mean his body will hang in his cell for 1000 years? (Please say yes)

Posted by: Only Half Sarcastic at September 04, 2013 04:52 PM (Aif/5)

140 Rush Limbaugh reported yesterday that there are analysts who suspect that the Zero Administration colluded with the Al Qaida rebels in Syria to carry out the nerve gas attack on their OWN people, to frame Assad. Sounds likely to me. *** I've seen so many impossible things over the last five years I'm ready to believe anything. Posted by: WalrusRex at September 04, 2013 08:51 PM (VlXYw) I've read articles for several months that have been suggesting this. I put nothing past this group.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 04:52 PM (bb5+k)

141

Oh, yeah. 

Sun hasn't set here, but...for the entire  HQ Mishpocha -

 Happy New Year! 

 

 

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2013 04:53 PM (EmSO+)

142 For years, I thought Peanut Butter Crunch was the best shit out there.  And Smedley wasn't a RINO fuck.

Posted by: Fritz at September 04, 2013 04:53 PM (KIHQS)

143 In Tulsa? When I lived there, the expensive cars were obvious because the bondo and duct tape that held them together was color coordinated.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket
-------------

One of my favorite bumper stickers:
"My other is a piece of shit too"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 04, 2013 04:53 PM (aDwsi)

144

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp

******************

While you were wasting time talking about cereal, I commented on three Yahoo articles informing people there that Obama is a liar.

 

Posted by: Warden at September 04, 2013 04:53 PM (HzhBE)

145 Ever been to Afghanistan? I have

Bullshit, you feckless turd.

Posted by: toby928 at September 04, 2013 04:53 PM (doprr)

146 Red lines are in invisible to those viewing the world through row colored glasses or the prism of a foreign policy base upon a narcissistic cult of personality. Just sayin

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at September 04, 2013 04:53 PM (cQw8R)

147 One of my favorite bumper stickers:
"My other is a piece of shit too"
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Crap.
"My other car is a piece of shit too"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 04, 2013 04:54 PM (aDwsi)

148 ...who suspect that the Zero Administration colluded with the Al Qaida rebels in Syria... But we still get the full paycheck, right?

Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2013 04:54 PM (FcR7P)

149 Is it bad to mix cocaine, meth, and diphenhydramine with sterno?

Posted by: occamzzz at September 04, 2013 04:54 PM (Aif/5)

150 Sweet Mary Mother of God, I just read the Kaboom post. 5,000 words on shitty cereal. And not even shitty cereal in general, oh no, one specific shitty cereal.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 04, 2013 04:54 PM (GEICT)

151 144 I commented on three Yahoo articles

Throw in a couple games of CoD and you may be nominated for a medal.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 04, 2013 04:54 PM (uQIKb)

152 ****************** While you were wasting time talking about cereal, I commented on three Yahoo articles informing people there that Obama is a liar. Posted by: Warden at September 04, 2013 08:53 PM (HzhBE) There are people who need to be informed of this? Well.... Good work then!

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 04:55 PM (bb5+k)

153 And Ace for Christ's sake didn't you read that article??/ it says specifically that the word TERRORIST was NOT used

Posted by: occam at September 04, 2013 04:55 PM (ZsEqK)

154 Kaboom is from my time but I don't remember ever even seeing it.My mother loved me.

Posted by: steevy at September 04, 2013 04:56 PM (9XBK2)

155 Man I never got the clown thing. For me it's always been that red plastic snowman with the top hat and snow cones in his belly. I mean foodneck Pez was weird enough

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at September 04, 2013 04:56 PM (RLTt1)

156 Howdy horde! I've been twerping all day and boy are my arms tired.

Posted by: Freak Out! posting from his not banned cell phone at September 04, 2013 04:56 PM (jmVS/)

157 Kap'n Krunch is as close as you can get to eating glass aquarium gravel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 04:56 PM (WjLUf)

158 I played Medal of Honor. That's in Afghanistan.

Posted by: occam at September 04, 2013 04:57 PM (Aif/5)

159 Is this where one goes to read about Ace's descent into madness from eating Libby's Libby's Libby's TV dinners as a youngster?

Posted by: Lady in Black, in a dead thread talking to myself at September 04, 2013 04:57 PM (XB5Ak)

160

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp

************

 

Ah, geez. I'm just yanking your chain. You'd know that if you loved your country more.

Posted by: Warden at September 04, 2013 04:57 PM (HzhBE)

161 And Ace for Christ's sake didn't you read that article??/ it says specifically that the word TERRORIST was NOT used Posted by: occam at September 04, 2013 08:55 PM (ZsEqK) Who else would attack the place??????

Posted by: Vendette at September 04, 2013 04:57 PM (gRnt+)

162 Oh, and PLEASE don't tell me I have anything in common with JeffB!

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 08:47 PM (bb5+k)

No I mean you ripped on him early in the thread when he was having a bit of fun.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 04, 2013 04:57 PM (Tnlh/)

163 >>>Will this be the wedge that drives the right wing against israel, again?

Obama's doing what Israel wants him to? Somebodies fucking something up. Oh by the way good luck with that wedge. I'm sure this one will dislodge that stuck object.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at September 04, 2013 04:57 PM (0q2P7)

164 Ever been to Afghanistan? I have

Dee diary,
I flew over Afghanistan on the way to India where we fearlessly protested indoor plumbing. But I was there!

I wanted to jump in a taxi and travel North so I jumped in a taxi and travelled South.

More soon..

Posted by: occramp at September 04, 2013 04:58 PM (EZl54)

165 121 Rush Limbaugh reported yesterday that there are analysts who suspect that the Zero Administration colluded with the Al Qaida rebels in Syria to carry out the nerve gas attack on their OWN people, to frame Assad.

Sounds likely to me.

Posted by: Beverly at September 04, 2013 08:48 PM (ahYe3)

Yosseff Bodansky

Posted by: baldilocks at September 04, 2013 04:58 PM (Tnlh/)

166 OK kids. See you in the morning. Might even go to temple and say Kaddish for America. G'night!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 04:58 PM (WjLUf)

167 We know why Hillary and TFG didnÂ’t report it as terrorist attack because a few weeks before at the DNC TFG kept saying he killed OBL and Al Queda is on the run! Did anyone read the link from this morningÂ’s news dump just how bad we left Libya? Good job, SCOAMT.

Posted by: CarolT at September 04, 2013 04:58 PM (z4WKX)

168 You guys are all pikers by the way. In my day, cigarettes were advertised with cartoon characters, like Fred Flinstone, and Barney Rubble.

http://tinyurl.com/myuy6m6

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 04, 2013 04:58 PM (0IhFx)

169 Oh, and PLEASE don't tell me I have anything in common with JeffB! Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp I rarely see you both bloggin/commenting at the same time. Makes me wonder.....

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at September 04, 2013 04:59 PM (v6hyJ)

170 Posted by: (EZl54)



Barrel!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at September 04, 2013 04:59 PM (0q2P7)

171

So who's in the barrel?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 04, 2013 04:59 PM (0IhFx)

172 Some Arab countries have offered to foot the bill if we attack Syria. Cool! Let's put in a big purchase req for Arab soldiers...

Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2013 04:59 PM (FcR7P)

173 Barrel

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 04, 2013 04:59 PM (GEICT)

174 Ah, geez. I'm just yanking your chain. You'd know that if you loved your country more. Posted by: Warden at September 04, 2013 08:57 PM (HzhBE) Yeah, I figured it out finally. Still, it's a shame how hard it is to tell nowadays. People be Crazy.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 04:59 PM (bb5+k)

175 79 Some of you don't seem to understand the political implications of your cereal choices. I'd go into further detail, but if I have to explain it to you, then you don't understand freedom. Posted by: Warden at September 04, 2013 08:36 PM (HzhBE) *************** Let me tell you something my friend-- I shit freedom. Sometimes--I don't even flush it.

Posted by: tasker at September 04, 2013 04:59 PM (r2PLg)

176 Runaway italics.

Posted by: RS at September 04, 2013 04:59 PM (YAGV/)

177 /

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at September 04, 2013 05:00 PM (v6hyJ)

178 Get thee to thine barrel.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 04, 2013 05:00 PM (dvRYt)

179 174 Let me tell you something my friend--

I shit freedom.

Sometimes--I don't even flush it.

You and Jeff B. should talk. His freedom is blue.

Posted by: Splunge at September 04, 2013 05:00 PM (bKA83)

180 And Ace for Christ's sake didn't you read that article??/ it says specifically that the word TERRORIST was NOT used Posted by: occam at September 04, 2013 08:55 PM (ZsEqK) Obviously workplace violence. The security guard union filed a grievance with the State Department which received the now infamous response "what difference does it make".

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at September 04, 2013 05:01 PM (cQw8R)

181 wuzznt me

Posted by: baldilocks at September 04, 2013 05:01 PM (Tnlh/)

182 No I mean you ripped on him early in the thread when he was having a bit of fun. Posted by: baldilocks at September 04, 2013 08:57 PM (Tnlh/) Yup. Twice now he has launched an unprovoked attack on me. Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 05:02 PM (bb5+k)

183 You tell em occam.

Posted by: Hector, Troof Teller and Full of Fax at September 04, 2013 05:02 PM (Aif/5)

184 You and Jeff B. should talk. His freedom is blue.
Posted by: Splunge at September 04, 2013 09:00 PM (bKA83)
He must be a Kaboom eater.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 04, 2013 05:03 PM (PYgvR)

185 there are no Barrells in Afginastan only Holes, wingnuts!11!



it's dark in here

*sniff*

and stinky

Posted by: occramp at September 04, 2013 05:03 PM (EZl54)

186 Okay...

Posted by: baldilocks at September 04, 2013 05:03 PM (Tnlh/)

187 I've never posted here during the Rush Limbaugh Show....

Posted by: Cretin, desirable moron isotopes in hundreds of centrifuges at September 04, 2013 05:03 PM (jYZuY)

188 I rarely see you both bloggin/commenting at the same time. Makes me wonder..... Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at September 04, 2013 08:59 PM (v6hyJ) Don't always have time. Responsibilities take precedence, and then the topic has to be something of interest to me. Occasionally I just want to read the comments and see what people are talking about. I've picked up some pretty good links looking at what other people find interesting.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 05:04 PM (bb5+k)

189 You guys are all pikers by the way. In my day, cigarettes were advertised with cartoon characters, like Fred Flinstone, and Barney Rubble.

http://tinyurl.com/myuy6m6

And we had candy cigarettes.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 04, 2013 05:04 PM (VlXYw)

190 >>>it says specifically that the word TERRORIST was NOT used

Don't you have a history of allied war with Eastasia to write up? If you don't hurry it up I might remember that we were fighting Eurasia just last week instead of being allied with them.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at September 04, 2013 05:04 PM (0q2P7)

191 Yup. Twice now he has launched an unprovoked attack on me. Fuck him and the horse he rode in on. Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 09:02 PM (bb5+k) Don't waste your time. Not worth the effort.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 04, 2013 05:04 PM (GEICT)

192 House votes it down, Obama launches anyway, complete disaster ensues, Obama resigns, Biden is committed to a mental hospital.  Sigh.  Now I can sleep. 

Posted by: dreamer at September 04, 2013 05:04 PM (zKoYE)

193 Some Arab countries have offered to foot the bill if we attack Syria. Between Mr. Man's World and Gigolo John, why is this not surprising?

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at September 04, 2013 05:04 PM (m9V0o)

194 >>Oh, and PLEASE don't tell me I have anything in common with JeffB! You don't. You're a birther. You're in you're own category. For those of you that are humor impaired, Warden has been here longer than just about anyone. Get a grip. The world will spin on it's axis without more rage from you.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2013 05:05 PM (g1DWB)

195 Yeah, Walrus, and we also had "Green Beret" and "Rat Patrol" trading cards!

Posted by: Pres Obama at September 04, 2013 05:05 PM (edmTQ)

196 Yosseff Bodansky Posted by: baldilocks at September 04, 2013 08:58 PM (Tnlh/) I was going to read it last night but I was at work late and then on ONT. I didnÂ’t get to read it today. I will tonight. Thanks for reminder. You too Beverly, Carol.

Posted by: CarolT at September 04, 2013 05:05 PM (z4WKX)

197 You and Jeff B. should talk. His freedom is blue. Posted by: Splunge at September 04, 2013 09:00 PM (bKA83) He must be a Kaboom eater. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 04, 2013 09:03 PM (PYgvR) More like a Kaboom farter.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 05:05 PM (bb5+k)

198 I was surprised to see that candy cigarettes are still around.And the bubblegum ones and bubblegum cigars.Bloomberg must shit his pants.

Posted by: steevy at September 04, 2013 05:05 PM (9XBK2)

199 Watching the 9/ll Special on Fox now. 


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 04, 2013 05:06 PM (lVPtV)

200 And Ace for Christ's sake didn't you read that article??/ it says specifically that the word TERRORIST was NOT used

'He immediately alerted the QRF [Quick Response Force] at the Annex and at the embassy in Tripoli by cell phone. His message was short and to the point: "Benghazi under fire, terrorist attack." Nothing more needed to be said.'

Fucking illiterate spaz.

Posted by: toby928 at September 04, 2013 05:06 PM (ItIuK)

201 Oh yeah.  Rat Patrol.  A show about Americans doing what the Limeys actually did. 

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 04, 2013 05:06 PM (VlXYw)

202 All will become clear in time my fellow Americans. Both Israel and Iran will be reduced to rubble allowing the Arab Caliphate to reign supreme. Jews, Persians, and other diseased dogs will be cleansed!

Posted by: SCROTUS at September 04, 2013 05:06 PM (vHRtU)

203 68 Dead as a doornail. And I got that reference; I'm THAT old. Sigh. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 08:31 PM (WjLUf) I kinda thought some people might get it. Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 08:34 PM (bb5+k) --- ... To begin with.

Posted by: Gingy at September 04, 2013 05:06 PM (aH+zP)

204 A tsunami generated by a massive earthquake off Alaska could cause major damage to California's economy and force 750,000 people to evacuate, a report published Wednesday warned. One third of all boats in California's marinas could be damaged or sunk, costing some $700 million in losses, while major ports would struggle to get huge cargo vessels out to sea in time to avoid being buffeted by tsunamis. Experts from the US Geological Survey (USGS) based their damage assessment on the scenario of a 9.1 magnitude quake off Alaska's Pacific Coast, which it said was "hypothetical but plausible." Of course, Mother Nature would have to fill out the proper forms and get the proper permits prior to such an event.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 04, 2013 05:07 PM (e8kgV)

205 Fox news doing a retrospective on 9-11.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 04, 2013 05:07 PM (ViAyD)

206 >>>Fucking illiterate spaz.

You're taking this way to serious. Of *COURSE* the troll was lying. That's what trolls do. The question is how can you have FUN with the troll.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at September 04, 2013 05:07 PM (0q2P7)

207 Yeah, but the Limeys didn't have Willys jeeps. Or the special boots that made the wearer impervious to German hand grenades.

Posted by: exhelodrvr at September 04, 2013 05:08 PM (edmTQ)

208 Oh yeah. Rat Patrol. A show about Americans doing what the Limeys actually did.
Posted by: WalrusRex
----------------------

Yeah..., but they needed Jeeps to do it. So there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 04, 2013 05:08 PM (aDwsi)

209 The question is how can you have FUN with the troll.

Feed him horse-shovels of Kaboom and tell him his mother smells of elderberries?

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 04, 2013 05:10 PM (lq3Ak)

210 oh for the love of fuck... The [liberallll] local Central Florida news has a lead breaking story! Are you sitting down? OK, here goes - George Zimmerman was pilled over for speeding!!!!!! They even had a black reporter wave a copy of the ticket in the camera, and they interviewed the officer as to Zimmerman's legal options. And you will all be relieved to know that he was NOT ARMED at the time! Whew! And if you want to watch the riveting video of the breaking news-worthy incident, you can see it all at their website.

Posted by: weew at September 04, 2013 05:10 PM (2yhel)

211 You're taking this way to serious.

I'm in a mood.  I'm having to comment from Tor like an effin 3rd world dissident since I'm caught up in the ban dragnet.

Posted by: toby928 at September 04, 2013 05:10 PM (ItIuK)

212 Speaking of which, fifteen or so years after Auschwitz somebody thought ti would be a good idea to set a situation comedy in a Nazi prison camp?  What's up with that?

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 04, 2013 05:11 PM (VlXYw)

213 Jane, that was on last week. There is also one on CNN. Why so early? They must be expecting bombing this September 11 or something, maybe embassies will be attacked because the state dept did not add extra security on September 11. It wonÂ’t be KerryÂ’s fault because heÂ’s the new guy in the admin. I heard a quote of him saying something like that, I believe when he was squirming with Wallace on FNS.

Posted by: CarolT at September 04, 2013 05:11 PM (z4WKX)

214 Wow, GZ sure does speed a lot...

Or certain people sure are paying a lot of attention to the guy.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 04, 2013 05:11 PM (uQIKb)

215

55
We could wipe out the entire debt in a few months and have enough left over to finally get high speed rail in every city.  

 

Monorails.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 04, 2013 05:11 PM (ViAyD)

216
Are you sitting down? OK, here goes - George Zimmerman was pilled over for speeding!!!!!!

***

Next he'll be jay walking.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 04, 2013 05:12 PM (VlXYw)

217 210 You're taking this way to serious. I'm in a mood. I'm having to comment from Tor like an effin 3rd world dissident since I'm caught up in the ban dragnet. Posted by: toby928 at September 04, 2013 09:10 PM (ItIuK) ************* Shit--you are still banned? They say you have to email Andy.

Posted by: tasker at September 04, 2013 05:12 PM (r2PLg)

218 Some Arab countries have offered to foot the bill if we attack Syria. --- What about profit? I say bill x 3.

Posted by: UWP at September 04, 2013 05:12 PM (r98SZ)

219 "You don't. You're a birther. You're in you're own category." You say that like it's a bad thing. Did some more research on the topic today. Found out that Luther Martin referenced Locke, Vattel and Rutherford in the debates on the Constitution, May 27, 1787. Looked up Rutherford. Turns out it is Samuel Rutherford and he is all on about "Natural Law" and "Natural Rights". His arguments dovetail nicely with those of Locke and Vattel, and it is no wonder he drew the Ire of the English King. He argues that children owe born allegiance to their fathers, but no one owes allegiance at birth to anyone else, and especially not a King. "For those of you that are humor impaired, Warden has been here longer than just about anyone." Get a grip. The world will spin on it's axis without more rage from you. Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2013 09:05 PM (g1DWB) I imagine it's ginning up quite a lot of rage of it's own. Not even sure as to what you are referring when you allege "rage from you." Don't recall being particularly ragey.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 05:13 PM (bb5+k)

220 I'm having to comment from Tor...

I'm shocked anyone comments here without a couple backup ISPs, honestly.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 04, 2013 05:13 PM (uQIKb)

221 What about profit? I say bill x 3. Go for broke. X10.

Posted by: EC at September 04, 2013 05:13 PM (doBIb)

222 #127 Yeah. Tulsa. In that part of town, it's all Porsches, BMWs, Mercedes, Lexuses, Audis, Ferraris, the occasional Tesla or Maserati or Lotus or Bentley or Rolls, ...Midtown, Tulsa University area...all old oil money and new money of various kinds. The Fisker was one I had not seen.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at September 04, 2013 05:13 PM (kXoT0)

223 What about profit? I say bill x 3.


Go for broke. X10.

Plus $10 an ear.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 04, 2013 05:14 PM (VlXYw)

224 Sherry, you there? We were running late the other day, when the Mrs went by WSU for the Town Hall. The parking lot was totally packed, so she didn't go in. Yet, looking at the video on NewsOn6, there were not many in attendance. I think there's some glitches in the plan there.

Posted by: mindful webworker eating cereal with a knife at September 04, 2013 05:14 PM (U13jb)

225 Speaking of which, fifteen or so years after Auschwitz somebody thought ti would be a good idea to set a situation comedy in a Nazi prison camp? What's up with that?
Posted by: WalrusRex
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Hogans Heros? POW camp

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 04, 2013 05:15 PM (aDwsi)

226 They say you have to email Andy.

So I've heard.  I can't seem to find the thread where he posted his email.  Perhaps a moron can help a brother out.


If not, I'll ping him in Vic Land tomorrow morning.

Posted by: toby928 at September 04, 2013 05:15 PM (ItIuK)

227 I bought a new iPod.  Now I'm just sitting here waiting for it to sync all my stuff.  Borrrrrring!

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 04, 2013 05:15 PM (VlXYw)

228 Estimate without a a ground war - 800 billion. Times 3, half down now. The rest monthly for 6 months. Sounds fair.

Posted by: UWP at September 04, 2013 05:15 PM (r98SZ)

229 Xe will do it for a flat rate...

Posted by: SCROTUS at September 04, 2013 05:16 PM (vHRtU)

230 Later people. Gots to feeds the kids.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013 05:17 PM (bb5+k)

231 Most of the Nazis on Hogans Hero's were Jews. Burkhalter lost his whole family, Schulz and Klink too IIRC

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at September 04, 2013 05:17 PM (RLTt1)

232 We should let go of 9/11.

Posted by: Bob Beckel at September 04, 2013 05:18 PM (Aif/5)

233 225 They say you have to email Andy. So I've heard. I can't seem to find the thread where he posted his email. Perhaps a moron can help a brother out. If not, I'll ping him in Vic Land tomorrow morning. Posted by: toby928 at September 04, 2013 09:15 PM (ItIuK) ************ Hang on --I'll try to find it. Also Twitter? Blog comments are Kaboom! Twitter is ace's crack.

Posted by: tasker at September 04, 2013 05:18 PM (r2PLg)

234 Speaking of which, fifteen or so years after
Auschwitz somebody thought ti would be a good idea to set a situation
comedy in a Nazi prison camp? What's up with that?


Posted by: WalrusRex
==============

Three's Company?

Posted by: Don Knottstein at September 04, 2013 05:18 PM (zKoYE)

235 @231 Remember the Maine!

Posted by: Cretin, desirable moron isotopes in hundreds of centrifuges at September 04, 2013 05:18 PM (jYZuY)

236 >>So I've heard. I can't seem to find the thread where he posted his email. Perhaps a moron can help a brother out What do you need, Toby?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2013 05:19 PM (g1DWB)

237 andy@aoshq.com I think

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at September 04, 2013 05:19 PM (MnSla)

238 WASHINGTON -- Former aides to John Boehner and other high-level GOP operatives are increasingly convinced that the House speaker will step aside after the 2014 midterm elections, according to interviews with a dozen Republican sources. All summer, rumors have been swirling around the Hill and K Street that the speaker has had enough and that 2014 would be his last year with the gavel. Then the message went out in July: Boehner (R-Ohio) is not leaving. Boehner told his inner circle at dinner that there was no truth to the talk, and authorized his people to spread the word around town. A story appeared in Politico the next day, reaffirming Boehner's stated commitment to stay past 2014.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 04, 2013 05:19 PM (e8kgV)

239 I speed more than I should and I also used to go through yellow lights. My rule was if I was going straight, keep going. If it were a left turn stop. Two years ago I got caught supposedly going through a yellow light. I should have fought it. The light I ran has red light for left turn, where very young state police was and I had green light to go straight. I was in a hurry to close on my mortgage so I didnÂ’t fight it. My car insurance went way up last year. It is going to be way up for years. GZ is doing what most people do, just the MFM wonÂ’t leave him alone. MFM should all die and do us a favor. Do you think we should pitch in and ask Kerry if we can pay to have them killed? If he wasnÂ’t insulted by the Arabs, he shouldnÂ’t be insulted by American citizens.

Posted by: CarolT at September 04, 2013 05:19 PM (z4WKX)

240 237 Boehner told his inner circle at dinner that there was no truth to the talk...

Anyone else filing this one under "WGAF"?

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 04, 2013 05:21 PM (uQIKb)

241 TOR? The horror. The horror.

Posted by: COL Walter E Kurtz at September 04, 2013 05:22 PM (RLTt1)

242 There is only One True Cereal- Cheerios. The others?- heresy.

http://is.gd/pfwRAC

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 04, 2013 05:23 PM (8sCoq)

243 Oh yeah. Rat Patrol. A show about Americans doing what the Limeys actually did. The memory was seared, seared into my seven-year-old brain: it was definitely Americans on that show. Wanna revive Detroit, by the way? I would buy a Rat Patrol jeep.

Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2013 05:24 PM (FcR7P)

244
Boehner told his inner circle at dinner that there was no truth to the talk, and authorized his people to spread the word around town. A story appeared in Politico the next day, reaffirming Boehner's stated commitment to stay past 2014.

***

Oh, yeah, now you're teasing me.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 04, 2013 05:24 PM (VlXYw)

245 .Boehner told his inner circle at dinner that there was no truth to the talk...

Anyone else filing this one under "WGAF"?





in other news, Boehner has an inner circle


Posted by: Jones in CO at September 04, 2013 05:25 PM (8sCoq)

246 Fuck John Boner. That is all.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 04, 2013 05:25 PM (foRO8)

247 Cui bono, cui bono?

Posted by: SCROTUS - like POTUS, but with more rugae at September 04, 2013 05:25 PM (vHRtU)

248 Toby try this email andy dot moron at yahoo dot com. remove the "dot"-- you know the drill to avoid the spam bots. Also I think they need your IP address.

Posted by: tasker at September 04, 2013 05:26 PM (r2PLg)

249 >>>> I would buy a Rat Patrol jeep.

I would too. If it came armed like theirs. There are lookalikes for sale on ebay. I came close to getting one

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at September 04, 2013 05:26 PM (MnSla)

250 Interesting that SoS Gigolo sells The Syrian "effort" with the concept of someone else willingly paying for it.

Posted by: ontherocks at September 04, 2013 05:28 PM (iWVi5)

251 This does not fit my demographic Ace. Can you do a post on Big Brother?

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 04, 2013 05:28 PM (LI86M)

252 Thanks for the address Joe.  Andy says he's working my unperson problem.

What a mensch.

Posted by: toby928 at September 04, 2013 05:28 PM (h06IG)

253 The decline in U.S. oil production* is explained by the Hubbert Peak Theory, which states that “the amount of oil under the ground in any region is finite, therefore the rate of discovery which initially increases quickly must reach a maximum and decline.” Makes sense, right? The same theory can apply to anything of a finite quantity that is discovered and quickly exploited with maximum effort. Including, it would seem, rock & roll. I know, the RS 500 list is not without its faults, but it does allow for some attempt at quantifying a highly subjective and controversial topic and for plotting the number of “greatest songs” over time. Notice that after the birth of rock & roll in the 1950′s, the production of “great songs” peaked in the 60′s, remained strong in the 70′s, but drastically fell in the subsequent decades. It would seem that, like oil, the supply of great musical ideas is finite. By the end of the 70′s, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, the Motown greats, and other genre innovators quickly extracted the best their respective genres** had to offer, leaving little supply for future musicians.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 04, 2013 05:29 PM (e8kgV)

254 Mr. Ed and Bernie Sanders have got it all figured out.

"Senator Bernie Sanders and MSNBCÂ’s Ed Schultz saw through what they thought may be a Republican attempt to cut entitlements by supporting United States military intervention in Syria. Both liberals expressed a sudden concern over public spending.

“Who’s going to pay for all of this stuff?” Schultz asked the Vermont senator. “Can you trust the Republicans that they’re not going to come and say ‘Gosh, we spent a bunch of money on Syria, we have to have offsets’?”

Sanders told Schultz he had similar concerns, especially since Republican lawmakers have expressed opposition to further tax hikes. “What may well be happening is the cost of this war is more kids being thrown off Head Start, senior citizens being thrown off Meals on Wheels programs, educational programs being cut,” he said.

“The Republicans would go in that way to pay for this war,” Sanders added.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 04, 2013 05:29 PM (VlXYw)

255 If you ate any cereal other than Corn Flakes, you were a fag.  That's just the Way It Was


Posted by: Idi Amin Dada at September 04, 2013 05:30 PM (omBWL)

256 “What may well be happening is the cost of this war is more kids being thrown off Head Start, senior citizens being thrown off Meals on Wheels programs, educational programs being cut,” he said.

That would almost make it worthwhile.  Almost.

Posted by: toby928 at September 04, 2013 05:31 PM (h06IG)

257 Posted by: toby928 at September 04, 2013 09:28 PM (h06IG)


You're welcome. But I feel like an Idiot for not breaking up that email addy. I condemn myself to no comments for the rest of the night.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at September 04, 2013 05:31 PM (MnSla)

258 Will there be another open thread tonight?  This  one   doesn't   feel  very  open.   Seems  like  it's only slightly ajar. Maybe it's me. Also, it feels hot in here. Turn down the thermostat. And kill the overhead light. 

Posted by: Syriasly? at September 04, 2013 05:31 PM (qKpun)

259 Some of you don't seem to understand the political implications of your cereal choices.

I definitely do not understand.  Cinnamon Life is the one I like, without milk, for dinner.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at September 04, 2013 05:31 PM (kxSZr)

260 What may well be happening is the cost of this war is more kids being thrown off Head Start, senior citizens being thrown off Meals on Wheels programs, educational programs being cut,” he said. Have Michelle skip a vacation.

Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2013 05:32 PM (FcR7P)

261

Holy crap I leave the house for an hour and Ace writes the best 500+ words every on breakfast cereal, and someone got the hammer as a result? Awesome night so far.

Haven't read up thread yet, miss anything else?

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 04, 2013 05:34 PM (0tHG6)

262 Posted by: Idi Amin Dada at September 04, 2013 09:30 PM (omBWL) eat me

Posted by: BignJames at September 04, 2013 05:35 PM (HtUkt)

263 "Years ago I conceived of this idea which I call "Rent a Bum." You want someone punched in the mouth but you don't want any repercussions on yourself?


Rent a bum.


You want to disrupt an event? (such as a Democrat Party)


Rent a bum.



Not saying the Indians and Iranians are bums, (Well, not the Indians anyway) I'm just saying that people who do not have to worry about social repercussions are free to act in ways that we might want to, but cannot.


I just wanted to apply the concept to people who needed mouth punching.


Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 04, 2013"



Talking to my brother who lives in Portland about that bar that was shut down with a $400,000 fine because the owner asked the cross dressers to not come there any more.  His take was that the guy should have paid some off duty cops to keep them out and the problem would have been solved and he would still be in business.  His contention is that it wasn't so much keeping the cross dressers out as much as not paying the cops that was the issue.


So anyway, depending on where you live, there may already be a ready supply of folks you can pay to punch people and those people are not worried about repercussions.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 04, 2013 05:36 PM (31Nrp)

264
For a 10% mark up over cost, I say, Onward, Christian Soldiers!

Posted by: Milo Minderbinder at September 04, 2013 05:37 PM (u3N3z)

265 Bob Lee Swagger: I don't think you understand, these boys killed my dog.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 04, 2013 05:38 PM (e8kgV)

266 If America bombs Syria by Friday, she gets a free toaster

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 04, 2013 05:38 PM (8sCoq)

267 NSA intercept from [redacted]. "No, seriously, it's OK to start another war, we don't have to pay for it; we can use up old stock and replace it with better and more expensive stuff; we get rid of those pesky Israeli's; the cause of the Caliphate is advanced; and what does it cost us? A few thousand dead redneck gunlovers who mostly vote Republican, and Tom's too stupid to get off the plantation." Winning!

Posted by: SCROTUS - like POTUS, but with more rugae at September 04, 2013 05:38 PM (vHRtU)

268 254 If you ate any cereal other than Corn Flakes, you were a fag. That's just the Way It Was Did you enjoy the picture of the C̶o̶c̶k̶ rooster on the box Chelsea?

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at September 04, 2013 05:38 PM (wW21F)

269 and how do you get banned over a cereal thread?

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 04, 2013 05:38 PM (8sCoq)

270 "255 �What may well be happening is the cost of this war is more kids being thrown off Head Start, senior citizens being thrown off Meals on Wheels programs, educational programs being cut,� he said.

That would almost make it worthwhile. Almost.

Posted by: toby928 at September 04, 2013 09:31 PM (h06IG)"



How about if they do it on 9/11?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 04, 2013 05:39 PM (31Nrp)

271 > If you ate any cereal other than Corn Flakes, you were a fag. That's just the Way It Was


but the box has a picture of a cock on it...

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 04, 2013 05:39 PM (8sCoq)

272 So what'd I miss? Another casualty? or just a rumor.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 04, 2013 05:41 PM (4Mv1T)

273 Wheaties. Pussies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 04, 2013 05:41 PM (aDwsi)

274 I'll make a decision after the unemployment report on Friday.  Bad news, we bomb.  Good news, punt to next week.  Either way, golf.

Posted by: Preezy at September 04, 2013 05:41 PM (zKoYE)

275 I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!

Posted by: toby928 at September 04, 2013 05:41 PM (QDzkJ)

276 17 Jane D'oh,

unless her pool boy is a Syrian Foam she is on Ogabe's jock....

Posted by: Matt at September 04, 2013 05:42 PM (9jfyN)

277 Wheaties. Pussies. Posted by: Mike Hammer ---------------------------- Hammer- I ate about three bowls before school, three bowls after school, and three before bed. With a bowl of sugar on top of every bowl. My current dentist says "Thank YOU!"

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 04, 2013 05:43 PM (4Mv1T)

278 269 and how do you get banned over a cereal thread? To the extent I offended anyone with my strike through cock comment, I am truly sorry. If however you found it funny, I think my parole agreement states we cannot associate (at least for 8 more months).

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at September 04, 2013 05:43 PM (wW21F)

279

Arab countries have told us "We know what you are; we're just haggling over price"

 

Posted by: RokShox at September 04, 2013 05:43 PM (8MMMw)

280 There is a picture of SCOAMF as Satan that is being published & circulated in ME countries because they hate The JEF, almost as much as we do. They are also using it on Facebook, etc. They say heÂ’s evil because he sides with Muslim Brotherhood, etc. He must be upset.

Posted by: CarolT at September 04, 2013 05:44 PM (z4WKX)

281 Howdy horde! I've been twerping all day and boy are my arms tired.

Posted by: Freak Out! at September 04, 2013 05:44 PM (xLnT0)

282

# My favorite Engrish.com  mistranslation  into  English  are the  Asian  menus  and  food   products.

 

A snack bag  labeled  My Nuts.

 

Boiled Scorn.

 

Sausage  in  the  father-in-law. (Gawd only knows what that dish is.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Syriasly? at September 04, 2013 05:45 PM (qKpun)

283 It was just a 'business as usual' trollhammering.  Nothing "significant".

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 04, 2013 05:46 PM (uQIKb)

284 I think I have this twerping thing down pat.

Posted by: John "Horse's ass face" Kerry at September 04, 2013 05:47 PM (xLnT0)

285 277 Wheaties. Pussies.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
----------------------------
Hammer- I ate about three bowls before school, three bowls after school, and three before bed.
Wheaties or pussies?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 04, 2013 05:48 PM (PYgvR)

286 http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/12/like-shit-again.jpg

Posted by: SCROTUS - like POTUS, but with more rugae at September 04, 2013 05:48 PM (vHRtU)

287

"Some Arab countries have offered to foot the bill if we attack Syria"

So our military is now a mercenary force for the Arabs?

Posted by: Anabolic State at September 04, 2013 05:48 PM (nFeoo)

288 TR - Drill 'em, fill 'em, and bill 'em....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 04, 2013 05:49 PM (aDwsi)

289 287 anabolic state,

the 20 is on the table Lady Liberty...I gave you a spare 5 for swallowing...

//Dar al Islam

Posted by: Sven10077 at September 04, 2013 05:51 PM (9jfyN)

290 >>I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!! Sure you are. But if you get banned by accident, ping me. I can probably help.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2013 05:51 PM (g1DWB)

291 Hey, fappers!!!  I wonder how the Arab countries would feel about funding the rest of my life.  Probably less than a single cruise would cost 'em.  Anyone got a phone number or an email address?  Cause, truly, I am too old for this working shit. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 04, 2013 05:51 PM (8lmkt)

292 It was just a 'business as usual' trollhammering. Nothing "significant". Posted by: akula51 ------------------------------------ Thank you. I fully support the limited use and engagement of TB3K to handle routine nuisance posters. It's the unrestricted use of tactical nuclear weapons upon the respected citizenry of the HQ that draws my heretofore unnoticed ire.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 04, 2013 05:52 PM (4Mv1T)

293 Some Arab countries have offered to foot the bill if we attack Syria. Which sounds nice but... eh. ____________________ Sounds nice? As nice as $10 a gallon gas, because you know those mofo's would jack up the price of the oil they sell up to make up the difference. If they want Assad gone so much, let them send their own sons and daughters to war. Americans have sent far too many of our kids to die for warring Muslim tribes in foreign lands. Enough!

Posted by: Trivial Pursuer at September 04, 2013 05:52 PM (/sohm)

294 So serious question. If held at jihadi gun point would you: A: do HRC B: do Chelsea manning C: what difference does it make?

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at September 04, 2013 05:53 PM (wW21F)

295 I heard that Lew Alcindor one considered changing his name to Kaboom Abdul Jabbar.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 04, 2013 05:53 PM (pxDth)

296 294 So serious question. If held at jihadi gun point would you: A: do HRC B: do Chelsea manning C: what difference does it make? Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at September 04, 2013 09:53 PM (wW21F) You forgot D: Pull the trigger yourself

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 04, 2013 05:54 PM (GEICT)

297 Only a few more minutes before a co-ed season of The Ultimate Fighter begins!

Posted by: adams HyJinx porn at September 04, 2013 05:54 PM (gQKHE)

298 292 routine nuisance posters.

This was one of those guys with a big white "E" on the back of his truck, IYKWIM...

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 04, 2013 05:54 PM (uQIKb)

299 Clinton says he's a vegan. HA!

Posted by: John at September 04, 2013 05:54 PM (xLnT0)

300 I like Blueberry Mini-Wheats!

Posted by: Chris M at September 04, 2013 05:55 PM (4lyMJ)

301 Clinton says he's a vegan. HA!

Must be a recent development.

Posted by: Monica in the blue dress at September 04, 2013 05:56 PM (8lmkt)

302 Jugears' fans are offended by the Rodeo Clown portrayal and then watch him do The full Rodeo Clown this week on Syria.

Go, No Go....

Without Congress, With Congress....(wink, wink)

Red Line, Not My Red Line.....

This grifter has clearly never had even a sniff of the concept of shame.

Way to much rump swabbing for anyone but a Leader From Behind.

Posted by: ontherocks at September 04, 2013 05:56 PM (iWVi5)

303 Byron York ‏@ByronYork 14m

Not just cruise missiles; WSJ reports Pentagon considering B52s, B1s, and B2s for Syria raids. http://ow.ly/ozIco

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 04, 2013 05:56 PM (8sCoq)

304

Count Chocula Bitches!

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 04, 2013 05:56 PM (jucos)

305 I'm depressed. Most of the day I thought it was only Tuesday. Holidays really fuck my mind up.

Posted by: Victor/Victoria at September 04, 2013 05:56 PM (NHMrq)

306 Just came from the bar where I ran into shitweasel thinks-he's-a-friend (he's not) proggy libtard joo and that dumbass mofo thinks we should "maybe bomb or some drones, you know, something" in Syria. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 04, 2013 05:58 PM (8lmkt)

307 I'm depressed. Most of the day I thought it was only Tuesday. Holidays really fuck my mind up. Posted by: Victor/Victoria at September 04, 2013 09:56 PM (NHMrq) I thought it was Tuesday too. But be happy! It's Thursday tomorrow!

Posted by: Vendette at September 04, 2013 05:58 PM (gRnt+)

308 I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago. She just couldn't understand why Ace was banning commenters. "Even my Grandma could get banninated?" she asked pitifully. I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why Ace has begun to buy site usage information from the NSA to collect intelligence on every Moron and -ette."And yes honey, even Grandma", I was forced to say. I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessnes were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, "Honey, I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..." When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to Ace?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes. For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it's too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter's voice helped me to get through. (My apologies if he - or any of you morons - already did this.)

Posted by: Josef K., channeling Che Che at September 04, 2013 05:58 PM (tOkJB)

309 But if you get banned by accident, ping me. I can probably help.

I am banned.  Ace says accidently, or that at least he's not after my liver this week..  Dick Cheese thinks otherwise.

Andy says he's working the problem.  I'm torring while I wait but dammit, it take 15 different proxies for each comment to find one that isn't also banned.

Posted by: toby928 at September 04, 2013 05:58 PM (CuuGT)

310 Cassisus Clay considered the poem: I float like a butterfly Sting like a bee I'll make your ass bleed Like Chelsea Manning bitch You fixin to tell me that don't rhyme cracker?

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at September 04, 2013 05:58 PM (wW21F)

311 Not just cruise missiles; WSJ reports Pentagon considering B52s, B1s, and B2s for Syria raids We still have Buffs able to fly?!?!

Posted by: EC at September 04, 2013 05:58 PM (doBIb)

312 I'm depressed. Most of the day I thought it was only Tuesday. Holidays really fuck my mind up. Posted by: Victor/Victoria ------------------------------------ So what day were you really hoping for? Monday? Please say not Monday. Because then I'll have to start yelling.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 04, 2013 05:59 PM (4Mv1T)

313 Indiscriminate bombing of an Arab country. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood (Mentioned in Despatches) at September 04, 2013 05:59 PM (yL0v8)

314 so, very quietly, have there been more bannings?  i kinda got that vibe yesterday evening, but i have cbs back so i just went and watched tv.  do tell, darlings, anyone we know?

Posted by: Peaches at September 04, 2013 05:59 PM (8lmkt)

315 I havenÂ’t been here since this am. IÂ’m sure someone posted that the full senate will be back tomorrow. I feel sick when I see TFG. Between him & worry about my brother I donÂ’t weigh 90 lbs. ItÂ’s mostly my brother. I ignore TFG as much as possible.

Posted by: CarolT at September 04, 2013 06:00 PM (z4WKX)

316 Peaches! XOXO

Posted by: Vendette at September 04, 2013 06:01 PM (gRnt+)

317 Full session back Friday, not tomorrow. Only two senators, see how little I listen to FNC when itÂ’s on.

Posted by: CarolT at September 04, 2013 06:01 PM (z4WKX)

318 So what day were you really hoping for?

Monday? Please say not Monday.

Because then I'll have to start yelling.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 04, 2013 09:59 PM (4Mv1T)


I know, TR, I read that and I was all, srsly, you are doing it wrong!! 

Posted by: Peaches at September 04, 2013 06:01 PM (8lmkt)

319 308 Jose K,

Sounds like "A Nancy Pelosi Caus s Belli Xmas Special" roll five

Posted by: Sven10077 at September 04, 2013 06:01 PM (9jfyN)

320 Vendette!!!!!  smooshes!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at September 04, 2013 06:01 PM (8lmkt)

321

Who wants to bet that Weiner gets his  own  reality show on tv? He'd be perfect, seeing what an attention whore he is.  We need to think of some titles for the show.  Get to work, people.  How about..

 

The Pork Barrel

The Congressional "Member"

Desperate Fappers

 

(Kind of lame, I know.  Open to submissions.)

Posted by: Weinie Roast at September 04, 2013 06:02 PM (qKpun)

322 Weiner at Noon...

Posted by: SCROTUS - like POTUS, but with more rugae at September 04, 2013 06:02 PM (vHRtU)

323 We need to think of some titles for the show. Get to work, people. How about..

"I Never Promised You Shoulders"

Posted by: Peaches at September 04, 2013 06:02 PM (8lmkt)

324 @ 308 (Posted by: Josef K., channeling Che Che at September 04, 2013 09:58 PM (tOkJB))

Well done.  Very well done.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at September 04, 2013 06:03 PM (LCmWN)

325 I was for the bombing before I was against it before I was for it.

Posted by: John "Horse's ass face" Kerry at September 04, 2013 06:03 PM (xLnT0)

326 Cheerios 'Cause when I was real little one of the big kids told me if brains were made of gasoline I wouldn't have enough to power a piss ant's motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio. And I thought cool, motorcycles going around the inside of Cheerios. Like those guys on tv going round and round and upside down inside round cages.

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at September 04, 2013 06:04 PM (GX2fm)

327 any moron's banning diminishes me because I am involved in moronkind, therefore never send to ask for whom the banhammer swings, it swings for thee...

Posted by: Victor/Victoria at September 04, 2013 06:04 PM (NHMrq)

328 It's Always Sunny It's Always Sunny It's Always Sunny It's Always Sunny

Posted by: CAC at September 04, 2013 06:04 PM (vve5O)

329 I just got finished watching 9/11 timeline of terror on Fox. After wiping the tears, I smiled remembering what it was like when we had an honorable man as President.

Posted by: Jaimo at September 04, 2013 06:04 PM (nFmZ1)

330 >>toby928 at September 04, 2013 09:58 PM (CuuGT) If you've already been in touch with Andy and he is working it then it will get fixed. You got the attention of the guy who can do stuff. If you aren't getting any joy then let me know and I will remind him.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2013 06:04 PM (g1DWB)

331 Didn't read 320 posts but it is worth repeating.

Some Arab countries have offered to foot the bill if we attack Syria.>>
Competing gangs are always happy to pay third parties to kill their enemies.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 04, 2013 06:05 PM (MeB2c)

332 328 It's Always Sunny It's Always Sunny It's Always Sunny It's Always Sunny Posted by: CAC at September 04, 2013 10:04 PM (vve5O) Duck Dynasty or GTFO

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 04, 2013 06:05 PM (GEICT)

333 >>> "I Never Promised You Shoulders" "Yes, It's Real"

Posted by: fluffy at September 04, 2013 06:06 PM (X93Wv)

334 Touche' Turtle

Posted by: toby928 at September 04, 2013 06:06 PM (CuuGT)

335 It's Always Sunny It's Always Sunny It's Always Sunny It's Always Sunny Posted by: CAC --------------------------- My 1984 Onkyo turntable skips like that sometimes.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 04, 2013 06:07 PM (4Mv1T)

336 Duck Dynasty or GTFO ----- DVR.

Posted by: Adam at September 04, 2013 06:07 PM (Aif/5)

337 We need to think of some titles for the show. Get to work, people.
-----------------

Game show.
'You May Already Be A Weiner!'

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 04, 2013 06:08 PM (aDwsi)

338 FYI- Andy's email address is always available at the gunthread, which we can't see due to time machine limitations at the moment.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 04, 2013 06:08 PM (4Mv1T)

339 >>> Face Time with Weiner Any news items about Sydney Chompers lately?

Posted by: fluffy at September 04, 2013 06:08 PM (X93Wv)

340 One of modern world's Great Lies:
The US Senate, World's Most Exclusive Club





.....OF OVERPAID, CORRUPT, SHAMELESS, VACILLATING JACKASSES


There, fixed it, that should work better now.

Posted by: ontherocks at September 04, 2013 06:08 PM (iWVi5)

341

That botox sure makes Kerry's volte face look smooth.

 

"I was for it before I  was   above  it  before  I was under it."

Posted by: the bad punster at September 04, 2013 06:08 PM (qKpun)

342 Winning With Weiner

Posted by: John at September 04, 2013 06:09 PM (xLnT0)

343 My 1984 Onkyo turntable skips like that sometimes.

Posted by: Tobacco Road
------------
Hmm. 30 year-old stylus. Perhaps it's a little worn?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 04, 2013 06:09 PM (aDwsi)

344 Greta Van Susteren ‏@gretawire 45s

per FNC @PalkotLondon Syria preparing for military attack and civilians will be used as human shields

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 04, 2013 06:10 PM (8sCoq)

345 it just keeps getting better

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 04, 2013 06:10 PM (8sCoq)

346 I havenÂ’t been here since this am. IÂ’m sure someone posted that the full senate will be back tomorrow. Posted by: CarolT at September 04, 2013 10:00 PM (z4WKX) From what I've heard, the Senate will briefly convene on Friday to allow for the Syria resolution to be filed. Cloture will be filed on the motion to proceed to the resolution on Monday. The cloture vote on the motion to proceed will therefore be on Wednesday morning (60 votes will be needed). If that succeeds, there are upwards of 30 hours of debate time to burn, which will run out on Thursday afternoon if time isn't yielded back. Then you have cloture on the resolution itself, which depending on the timing, will be filed as late as Thursday afternoon if they burn all 30 hours. If that happens, cloture on the resolution itself will be filed on Thursday and the final cloture vote will be on Saturday. Passage would be on Saturday or Sunday.

Posted by: Vendette at September 04, 2013 06:11 PM (gRnt+)

347 How about a special season of Acting School where THE Nick Searcy teaches Weiner how to be a star?

Posted by: fluffy at September 04, 2013 06:11 PM (X93Wv)

348 When they came for the Weiners, I said nothing.

Posted by: exhelodrvr at September 04, 2013 06:12 PM (edmTQ)

349 Hmm. 30 year-old stylus. Perhaps it's a little worn? Posted by: Mike Hammer ----------------------------------- I replaced it last year. Nothing fancy, but an OEM spec stylus and cartridge. That old vinyl sounds GOOD.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 04, 2013 06:12 PM (4Mv1T)

350 he Senate will briefly convene on Friday to allow for the Syria resolution to be filed

Let.  It.  Burn.

Posted by: Peaches at September 04, 2013 06:12 PM (8lmkt)

351 Weiner Swap! Huma and Hillary swap famlies and hilarity ensues.

Posted by: John F "Horse's ass face" Kerry at September 04, 2013 06:12 PM (xLnT0)

352 We never miss a meal, 'cause we love our cereal.

Posted by: The Freakies Tree at September 04, 2013 06:13 PM (Hx2XA)

353 Full session back Friday, not tomorrow. Only two senators, see how little I listen to FNC when itÂ’s on. Posted by: CarolT at September 04, 2013 10:01 PM (z4WKX) Yep, one to preside and one to do the talking.

Posted by: Vendette at September 04, 2013 06:14 PM (gRnt+)

354 >>> Huma and Hillary swap famlies and hilarity ensues. Billy Jeff macking on Huma? Ain't enough china in the White House for Hillary to throw.

Posted by: fluffy at September 04, 2013 06:15 PM (X93Wv)

355 71 years ago on this date, the germans demanded that the Jews of the Lodz Ghetto turn over their children and elderly for extermination in the gas vans of Chelmo: “A grievous blow has struck the ghetto. They are asking us to give up the best we possess – the children and the elderly… Brothers and sisters, hand them over to me! Fathers and mothers, give me your children! ... Yesterday afternoon, they gave me the order to send more than 20,000 Jews out of the ghetto, and if not - `We will do it!'… We… thought first not about `How many will perish?' but `How many is it possible to save?' And we reached the conclusion that, however hard it would be for us, we should take the implementation of this order into our own hands. I must perform this difficult and bloody operation – I must cut off the limbs in order to save the body itself! – I must take the children because, if not, others may be taken as well, God forbid… They requested 24,000 victims, 3,000 a day for eight days. I succeeded in reducing the number to 20,000, but only on the condition that these would be children below the age of ten. Children ten and older are safe. Since the children and the aged together equal only some 13,000 souls, the gap will have to be filled with the sick... Deliver to me those sick ones and it may be possible to save the healthy ones instead... Common sense requires us to know that those must be saved who can be saved and who have a chance of being saved and not those whom there is no chance to save in any case…” http://goo.gl/bkdwCq What horrible times they were...

Posted by: Victor/Victoria at September 04, 2013 06:15 PM (NHMrq)

356 James "Snakehead" Carville says the lack of support for bombing Syria is bush's fault because Bush fucked up Iraq so bad he gave war a bad name.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 04, 2013 06:15 PM (VlXYw)

357 For the ONT can we talk about something interesting like what we want to be for Halloween? I pick Hello Kitty.

Posted by: ALH at September 04, 2013 06:15 PM (2LTPq)

358 352 Weiner Swap!
Huma and Hillary swap famlies and hilarity ensues.
Posted by: John F "Horse's ass face" Kerry at September 04, 2013 10:12 PM (xLnT0)
Coming this fall on NBC TV.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 04, 2013 06:16 PM (PYgvR)

359 358 For the ONT can we talk about something interesting like what we want to be for Halloween? I pick Hello Kitty. Posted by: ALH at September 04, 2013 10:15 PM (2LTPq) Dibs on Lord Humongous!

Posted by: model_1066 at September 04, 2013 06:16 PM (QMWjL)

360 Vinyl rules. Digital is flat. Convenient, but flat.

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at September 04, 2013 06:16 PM (h1gQR)

361 "WE WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY IN WHICH POLITICIANS ARE REPRESENTED IN THIS PROGRAMME. IT WAS NEVER OUR INTENTION TO IMPLY THAT POLITICIANS ARE WEAK-KNEED, POLITICAL TIME-SERVERS WHO ARE CONCERNED MORE WITH THEIR PERSONAL VENDETTAS AND PRIVATE POWER STRUGGLES THAN THE PROBLEMS OF GOVERNMENT, NOR TO SUGGEST AT ANY POINT THAT THEY SACRIFICE THEIR CREDIBILITY BY DENYING FREE DEBATE ON VITAL MATTERS IN THE MISTAKEN IMPRESSION THAT PARTY UNITY COMES BEFORE THE WELL-BEING OF THE PEOPLE THEY SUPPOSEDLY REPRESENT NOR TO IMPLY AT ANY STAGE THAT THEY ARE SQUABBLING LITTLE TOADIES WITHOUT AN OUNCE OF CONCERN FOR THE VITAL SOCIAL PROBLEMS OF TODAY. NOR INDEED DO WE INTEND THAT VIEWERS SHOULD CONSIDER THEM AS CRABBY ULCEROUS LITTLE SELF-SEEKING VERMIN WITH FURRY LEGS AND AN EXCESSIVE ADDICTION TO ALCOHOL AND CERTAIN EXPLICIT SEXUAL PRACTICES WHICH SOME PEOPLE MIGHT FIND OFFENSIVE. WE ARE SORRY IF THIS IMPRESSION HAS COME ACROSS."

Posted by: SCROTUS - like POTUS, but with more rugae at September 04, 2013 06:16 PM (vHRtU)

362

Picture This

Twerk and Tweet

Your Show of Shows

Crotchety

Desperate   Flashers

My  Dirty  Secrets 

Kaboom!

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Weinie Roast at September 04, 2013 06:17 PM (qKpun)

363 Wieners and Losers

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 04, 2013 06:17 PM (VlXYw)

364 James "Snakehead" Carville says the lack of support for bombing Syria is bush's fault because Bush fucked up Iraq so bad he gave war a bad name.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 04, 2013 10:15 PM (VlXYw)


that is fuckin' hilarious

Posted by: Peaches at September 04, 2013 06:17 PM (8lmkt)

365 >James "Snakehead" Carville says the lack of support for bombing Syria is bush's fault because Bush fucked up Iraq so bad he gave war a bad name.



that sounds like something a room of spin-meisters came up with

probably took them 30 minutes

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 04, 2013 06:18 PM (8sCoq)

366 Whose Weiner is it Anyway? or Two and a Half Weiners

Posted by: exhelodrvr at September 04, 2013 06:18 PM (edmTQ)

367 Posted by: SCROTUS - like POTUS, but with more rugae at September 04, 2013 10:16 PM (vHRtU) My eyes! Too much caps lock!

Posted by: Vendette at September 04, 2013 06:18 PM (gRnt+)

368 366 probably took them 30 minutes

+ 3 large bags of doritos and a half ounce of OG Kush.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 04, 2013 06:18 PM (uQIKb)

369 Courtney Love was to 'twerk' on television, but she is too classy for that.

Posted by: model_1066 at September 04, 2013 06:19 PM (QMWjL)

370 Has anyone else pointed out that Bashar al-Assad was born on 9/11 (1965)?

Posted by: ombudsman at September 04, 2013 06:19 PM (vQU1z)

371 That old vinyl sounds GOOD.>>

Back when playing music was a religious ritual. Pick an album, then pull out the wooden handled Discwasher with the bottle of solution inside. Gently clean the album and blow the Stylus and enjoy.

(yes I caught how that sounds and still posted)

Posted by: The Hickster at September 04, 2013 06:20 PM (MeB2c)

372 Off stupid wooden headed politician sock!

Posted by: Freak Out! at September 04, 2013 06:20 PM (xLnT0)

373 ONT

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 04, 2013 06:20 PM (8sCoq)

374 371, Jebus, I'm 3 years older than him and I have hardly gassed anyone. And when I did I blammed it on the dog...

Posted by: SCROTUS - like POTUS, but with more rugae at September 04, 2013 06:20 PM (vHRtU)

375 That old vinyl sounds GOOD. Posted by: Tobacco Road
---------

I have a friend who is probably one of the world experts on Edison cylinder machines. He has designed a couple of new reproducers. The quality and volume are remarkable. That completely aside, he was the designer of RCA's CD-4 system. The vinyl world owes a lot to that system, much improved vinyl and much better stylus profiles.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 04, 2013 06:20 PM (aDwsi)

376 Ace, the little f$&er, an unloved, kaboomed Peruvian.,amazing story how he became an ewok

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 04, 2013 06:21 PM (HVff2)

377 ONT!

Posted by: Vendette at September 04, 2013 06:21 PM (gRnt+)

378 9/11 (1965)? And all us geezers said...

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at September 04, 2013 06:21 PM (h1gQR)

379 Bush won the war--Obama fucked up the peace.

Is there a list of things TFG has touched that he hasn't fucked up?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at September 04, 2013 06:22 PM (E3gqr)

380 For the ONT can we talk about something interesting like what we want to be for Halloween? I pick Hello Kitty. Went to a couple titty bars on Saturday for a bachelor party. An Asian gal had a tattoo she was quite proud of- a Hello Kitty wielding an AK-47.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 04, 2013 06:22 PM (X9Mnx)

381

Fuck Dynasty

Do It Yourself

Happy to See Me?

 

Posted by: Weinie Roast at September 04, 2013 06:22 PM (qKpun)

382 Back when playing music was a religious ritual. Pick an album, then pull out the wooden handled Discwasher with the bottle of solution inside. Gently clean the album and blow the Stylus and enjoy. (yes I caught how that sounds and still posted) Posted by: The Hickster ----------------------- I still have my disc washer from 1976, and used it while spinning some classic rock.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 04, 2013 06:22 PM (4Mv1T)

383 LPs are the best way to enjoy music.

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2013 06:24 PM (rplDc)

384 I hit link on Drudge to Ryan seeking Speaker Chair? it took me to that POS website, Politico. One of the headlines is McCain shames Brian Kilmeade on Fox & Friends. ItÂ’s about Brian having problem with helping people that shout Allah Akbar after killing. What a bunch of fools at that site. It is the first and last time I will read anything there.

Posted by: CarolT at September 04, 2013 06:26 PM (z4WKX)

385 Here comes the Fleetwood Mac, Spyro Gyro and 10cc.  Out.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 04, 2013 06:26 PM (uQIKb)

386 Had a discwasher once, got no idea where it went. Just like my Techniques turntable.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 04, 2013 06:27 PM (foRO8)

387 Had a discwasher once, got no idea where it went. Just like my Techniques turntable. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo ------------------------------------- Technics. I had a 76 model. No auto arm return so I traded up in 1984 to the one I still have.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 04, 2013 06:29 PM (4Mv1T)

388 I think I'm gonna stay here for a while. I drink too much in the ONT, and usually end up yelling at somebody.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 04, 2013 06:31 PM (4Mv1T)

389 Turntables were the best way to listen to music, warm real sound and actual artists practicing their craft.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 04, 2013 06:34 PM (foRO8)

390 " An Asian gal had a tattoo she was quite proud of- a Hello Kitty wielding an AK-47." Well, now you're talking my language. Where was bar this sweet Asian Gin Blossom was plying her trade? Me thinks she needs a tip.........and maybe not "just the tip" either.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 04, 2013 07:15 PM (1vY7L)

391 321
Who wants to bet that Weiner gets his own reality show on tv?

Press The Meat
Flass The Nation
This Week With My Schlong
State of the Erection
El Puñeta

Posted by: bestie21 at September 04, 2013 07:25 PM (RKOLo)

392 "Neo-Ba'athism, Ba'ath and beyond Beyond the Pale of the Alawite Beduin locations & none

Posted by: Nuk3Dawg NoBoot of The Levant at September 04, 2013 09:37 PM (9Z7g5)

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