1 Fuck Piers Morgan. 

2 Damn if I know. Cable free for nearly 3 decades now...

3

Hey, Virginians Firsty!!!

4

An award-winning  repost.

 

For  nuance.

5 Never heard of the gal.

6 "Hi, I'm Piers Morgan.   My parents didn't love me, which is why they gave me a name as   fucking stupid as     'Piers.'"

7 Effin Limey.

8 My parents didn't love me, which is why they gave me a name as fucking stupid as 'Piers.'

*sobs*

9

"My parents didn't love me, which is why they gave me a name as fucking stupid as 'Piers."

Well, at least they didn't name him "Reince"

10 Piers Morgan is one of the most unethical journalists ever. And if he tried the shit he did in the UK here, he would be in prison.

11 Mock the idiot.  Ridicule him whenever any one mentions his name. 

12 "Hi, I'm Piers Morgan. My parents didn't love me, which is why they gave me a name as fucking stupid as 'Piers.'"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2013 02:07 PM (4df7R)


I always just assumed it's because his mother was in labor for 84 hours.

13 Piers "How Dare You" Morgan. 

14

This could be said for Piers Morgan, Lena Dunham or Andrew Cuomo,  but they all need flash cards to remind them to breathe.

 

I know how un-cool it is to reference Ayn Rand at AoS, but it feels as if we are living out the last part of   "Atlas Shrugs".

 

All we really need are very visible and other not so visible key people in the country  (and they all number in the tens of thousands, tops) to just drop out of the workforce, and watch things grind to a halt.

15 He's a man hired to be on TV because he speaks fluent Dumbese. Just like Joy Behar, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, ...

16

Piers Morgan is one of the most unethical journalists ever. And if he tried the shit he did in the UK here, he would be in prison.

Posted by: waldo at March 21, 2013 02:09 PM (PP8La)

 

He was up to his ears in their phone hacking scandals.  He should be in British Jail. 

17 Curse you for getting me hooked on Carolla, Ace.

18 God, I love Carolla. And, how many times did Piers throw in a suck-up to Larry King. So disturbing. We should have a Gnome Coming Out Party, now.

19

Hooked on Adam Corolla?

 

And now, AoS readers jumping on trampolines!!

20 I    worked    with   this   guy   back   when   he   was   a   porn    actor    named    Pierced   Organ. 

21 He's the guy who hacked cell phones, yet strangely isn't in jail.

22

"....Cable free for nearly 3 decades now..."

 

Posted by: Jess1 at March 21, 2013 02:04 PM (lbiWb)

 

How does one do that?  There isn't anything worth watching that isn't on cable.  If the idea is not to watch any televison, what could you possibly do with all that time? 

23 Think Reince is a family name...

24 Looking forward to the Piers Morgan - Jeremy Clarkson cage match.

25

The Narcissism Gnome.

 

Heh. Kinda like Quatto, except it's not an either/or thingy. They both work at the same time.

26

Except for an occasional sporting event that I enjoy watching, I could live entirely without TV.

 

Not so my wife, but it may come to the day when I finally pull out the cable.  Especially since our local cable provider just got bought out by Time-Warner.

 

The fees will go up, and the service will go down.

27 "In the land of the dumb, the slightly-less dumb man is king, while the intelligent man is an outcast." -- Shih Tzu

28 Ridicule him whenever any one mentions his name.


You'll be waiting a long time.

29 Best 2012 headline ever from the National Post: New petition calls for Piers Morgan to stay in the U.S. because Britain doesnÂ’t want him back http://tinyurl.com/d5tk5n8

30

Whenever you mention his name, anyone within earshot loses 1 point off their IQ.

 

It's like he's a curse word, or an invocation of stupidity. Or whatever.

31

We don't have cable. Just Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon.

Honestly, I don't miss it a bit. We pay about $25/month for all the TV shows and movies we could ever watch.

32 Effin Limey.

Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at March 21, 2013 02:08 PM (evdj2)

 

Interesting thing about the term "limey."   According to my mother,    when she was growing up in England the term "limey" was only   used to refer to people from a specific section of England;   I suspect  one of    the port cities,   like Dover or Portsmouth,    because of its    association with    British sailors and scurvy.   I   can't remember specifically.     But    in the rest of the world it's turned into a term for a Brit in general, especially from England.       It's rather like how the term "yankee" means something different depending on who is saying it and where.

 

I love    wordy stuff      like that.  

 

Anyway,   back to your regularly scheduled   bashing of the idiot   named after a dock and a breed of small horse.

33 He's the UK Olbermann.

34 That Biden is one heartbeat away from the Presidency should be frightening, and would be, with any other President.

35 "In the land of the dumb, the slightly-less dumb man is king, while the intelligent man is an outcast." -- Shih Tzu Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 21,2013 02:15 PM(gtTDa) Sorta like my take on the old saw "In the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed man is....considered insane.

36

Answer: He's yet another idiot propped up in front of the American public that we're supposed to  gush over because   We're    Not    Him  and our lives would be oh-so-much-better if    We    Were    Him. But We're   Not.

 

Or something.

37

Hillary is a malfunctioning Weeble.

 

Biden is a deformed Weeble   with   severe mental retardation.

 

Both of these people could be President    come 2017.

 

I weep.

38 Piers Morgan is the kind of guy who couldn't close the deal with "Save a Prayer" by Duran Duran playing on the radio

39 #22 oh,I dunno. Play chess? Screw? #31 that's our play, but don't tell anyone...

40 8 My parents didn't love me, which is why they gave me a name as fucking stupid as 'Piers.'



My parents didn't love me either, but they named me Barry.  I had to change it to "Barack" to pick up the more exotic guys.  Also, as an homage to my Marxist dad.

41

"Went to Wallyworld today to look for ammo but needed to attend to the call of nature as I got there.  So I open the door and punched in the face with the foulest stank you can imagine.  Well, I had to take a leak pretty bad so I powered through to the urinal.  No sooner do I unzip do I look down and behold the horror:  Some jackwagon had deposited a huge Piers Morgan half in and half out of the pisser.  What kind of maniac hatches a PM in a urinal?"

42 who are the two women in the Carolla video?

43

I'd love to be able to credit the moron here who said something to the effect of, "Piers Morgan must have been named for what his mother was standing under as he was conceived."

 

Impressive and, I guess, obvious in retrospect.

44 Is that Biden link the one where he mentions that his good friend Gabby Giffords was *mortally* wounded?

45 I think it was Tuesday that Biden gave a speech wherein he reiterated his stand on the 2nd amendment: He said people are paranoid if they think he wants to take away anyones' guns. Then, in the same speech, he pushed his supporters to get in touch with their local governments to ban assault weapons. You can't make this stuff up. He's like a Simpsons character.

46 A commenter (I presume British) on the video said Morgan ran a cheesy tabloid back in England.  Boy, can CNN pick their talent or what?

47 who are the two women in the Carolla video?

Posted by: mallfly

KTLA is the L.A. CW affiliate. I think that's from the Derp Derp Morning Show.

"Eeeeet's 5:38am Los Angeleeez! Rise and Sheen! Up next, the latest on Kim DerpKashian! And Justin Biederp! "

48 And now, AoS readers jumping on trampolines!! Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes again! at March 21, 2013 02:12 PM (RFeQD) Huh. We were just talking about the Memorial Day thread last night.

49 Posted by: Jaws at March 21, 2013 02:22 PM (4I3Uo) ------------------------------------------------------ Whoever it was must have had a good diet for the Piers Morgan that resided on the outside of the pisser not to fall to the floor.... Therefore, you couldn't have been at Walmart.

50 Speaking of Gun Control Dummies: Biden says...

That's a bit unfair.

Biden is a well rounded, prolific dummy.  His position on Gun control (whatever it may be) is just one narrow facet of his dumbness.

51

This just in from New York.

 

You can have a 20 gallon gas tank, but you can only put 10 gallons in it.

 

You can have a 32oz dring cup, but only put 16 oz in it.

52 I see we're still stick to the girlie meme.

53 Piers: “I’ve always been a huge sex symbol, so it comes as no surprise to me that I’ve now got a fan club from the opposite sex and the same sex as a matter of fact,” the Sun quoted him as sasying. “I’ve had the odd pair of knickers sent to me. It’s a perk of the job.

54

Just saw the new headline flash up on Drudge:

 

Time Running Out

 

Which goes to the following Reuters story:

 

EU gives Cyprus bailout ultimatum, risks euro exit

 

(Reuters) - The European Union gave Cyprus till Monday to raise the billions of euros it needs to secure an international bailout or face a collapse of its financial system that could push it out of the euro currency zone.

 

In stark twin warnings on Thursday, the European Central Bank said it would cut off liquidity to Cypriot banks and a senior EU official made clear to Reuters that the bloc was ready to see the bankrupt island banished from the euro in the belief it could then contain damage to the wider European economy.

 

The ECB ultimatum came as the island's leaders struggled to craft a "Plan B" to raise the 5.8-billion euro contribution demanded by the EU in return for a 10-billion euro ($13-billion) bailout from the EU and IMF; angry Cypriot lawmakers threw out a tax on deposits, calling the EU-backed proposal "bank robbery".

 

In a mark of strained relations and confusion, euro zone officials conceded during a conference call on the crisis which Cyprus failed even to join that the situation was "in a mess"...

 

That last bit of bold text is my   emphasis.

 

So they've got till Monday.   Who wants to lay odds that those bank accounts are going to be getting that haircut after all?

55

Piers Morgan, Obama and Joe Biden walk into a bar. 

 

The conservative bartender says to them:   We don't serve retards in here but the arrogant , narcissistic guy can stay. 

 

Joe Biden says - That's okay man,   these  two  dudes  are  my  friends.

 

56 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

57 Speaking of Piers Morgan, there was an ortho surgeon sentenced to prison for child porn in Houston the other day. Maybe he can guest host for Piers sometime from location. Hell, CNN may give him his own show.

58 he's named after me--in the first English-language novel

59 Who wants to lay odds that those bank accounts are going to be getting that haircut after all? I'm curious what rate they will peg the Cypriot Drachma at. 20 to the Euro? 10?

60 So how long before there's food riots with Cypriots unable to get money?

61 we are living out the last part of "Atlas Shrugs".

No.
Fucking.
Bottom.

"Atlas Shrugs" is a blog. The one with the chick with the rack.

Ayn Rand wrote a big long novel. That was not the name of it.
Really. Any goddamned chance you could spell her name wrong, too?

62 How does one do that? There isn't anything worth watching that isn't on cable. If the idea is not to watch any televison, what could you possibly do with all that time? First: Are you insane? Of course there's good stuff not on cable. Second: Roku. Or PlayOn. Or a number of other services.

63 351  You CAN have a gun-you just can't load it. 

64 And how exactly does one force a country out of a particular currency?

65 Carolla's  side kick  chick on his podcast  is a big ole liberal but I think she is witty as hell.   So much so that I am convinced that one day she will see the light. 

66 okay, nerds, 'novel' is a stretch, but call it a 'prose poem' or story poem allegory or Something


Middle English, you guys

67 Interesting thing about the term "limey." According to my mother, when she was growing up in England the term "limey" was only used to refer to people from a specific section of England; I suspect one of the port cities, like Dover or Portsmouth, because of its association with British sailors and scurvy. I can't remember specifically. But in the rest of the world it's turned into a term for a Brit in general, especially from England. It's rather like how the term "yankee" means something different depending on who is saying it and where.

I love wordy stuff like that.

Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled bashing of the idiot named after a dock and a breed of small horse.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2013 02:17 PM (4df7R)

--I also learned from Thomas Sowell that terms like redneck, hick, and cracker all originated in England and referred to people in the northern part.  Since most of the English settlement of the South came from those parts, the epithets stuck.

68

"Therefore, you couldn't have been at Walmart."

 

I should have known I'd never get that fiction past the Moron Horde.  Busted.

 

 

 

I confess  it was actually a Whole Foods.  Please accept my humble apology.

69 Who invited this moron to the country? Was my first thought. My second thought was, we should have an invitation only immigration system.

70 I'm curious what rate they will peg the Cypriot Drachma at. 20 to the Euro? 10? I think they'll do it by the kilo.

71 Peirs morgan is a big numb-skulled british bore. but he has that accent and dumb americans love that.

72 And how exactly does one force a country out of a particular currency?

Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at March 21, 2013 02:31 PM (QupBk)

 

Your guess is as good as mine.  I'm sure it's written up somewhere in the Euro zone bylaws or whatever, but how that    will    actually work in practice?   No idea.

73 My guess is that Russian will pull the Cypriot fat from the fire as 20% of the bank deposits that are there are Russian. There will be some sweetheart land or gas/oil exploration deal for them to do so. Just wait until this banking thing hits Greece, Spain, or Italy. There isn't a bailout or sweetheart deal big enough to help those economies out. We live in interesting times.

74 'limey' was a term for British navy sailors, who were forced to eat limes to combat scurvy.  It makes sense that coastal cities would have more sailors, hence more limeys


citrus, you guys

75 Invitation only immigration, and the person who did the inviting risks deportation along with the invitee if things don't work out.

76 Adam corolla, Greg Gutfeld - these men our the future!

77 I also learned from Thomas Sowell that terms like redneck, hick, and cracker all originated in England and referred to people in the northern part. Since most of the English settlement of the South came from those parts, the epithets stuck.

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 02:31 PM (WqKmU)

 

Do you also know that the Southern  U.S.A. accent is a derivative of the upper class English accent? 

78 Piers Morgan is a Monty Python character that even the British found to be dull and insipid.  It's boomer nostalgia.

79 Do you also know that the Southern U.S.A. accent is a derivative of the upper class English accent?

Posted by: polynikes at March 21, 2013 02:35 PM (m2CN7)

 

You can hear the European   influence on accents in lots of places.   The upper midwest accent is   so much like the  accent of the dirty Scandis that it's all I can do to prevent myself from punching    most Minnesotans in the mouth while insulting their love of lye-soaked fish.

80 I wrote the first English language novel


Pilgrim's Progress  --- Christian allegory from a Prot perspective, you gusy

81 Biden said *today* that Giffords was mortally wounded. http://tinyurl.com/cghegza Gee, it's almost as if he and his boss don't speak English.

82 Do you also know that the Southern U.S.A. accent is a derivative of the upper class English accent? Posted by: polynikes at March 21, 2013 02:35 PM (m2CN7) That's a good old fact to ponder on

83 And how exactly does one force a country out of a particular currency?

Posted by: toby928©

Like almost all big statist endevors, the EU did not write legislation for that. It was just assumed that nothing could go wrong.

They (read the Germans) will not let that happen until it threatens to destroy every country in the EU.

ALLES IN ORDNUNG, BITTE!

84 So they've got till Monday. Who wants to lay odds that those bank accounts are going to be getting that haircut after all?

I don't know, but I'm booking a cargo ship loaded with torches and pitchforks to sell.  I'll make millions.

Thing that gets me- Cyprus has a population of about 1.2 million... and they're talking about a $13 billion dollar bailout.  That's some epic fuckupery.

85 Your guess is as good as mine. I'm sure it's written up somewhere in the Euro zone bylaws or whatever, but how that will actually work in practice? No idea.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2013 02:33 PM (4df7R)

I believe it is written in article 589 of the charter, that a Dutch Gnome from Brussels will parachute in and collect all the offending currency. 

86 If my bank closed for a week, my next move would be to cash out of that bank the first day they are open.

87 Does it make anyone else...uncomfortable...that Germany is pulling so many strings in the EU? I know, I know, it's bigoted to bring up the whole Nazi thing, but serious you guys, Nazis.

88 Thing that gets me- Cyprus has a population of about 1.2 million... and they're talking about a $13 billion dollar bailout. That's some epic fuckupery. Lots of foreign cash,

89 parachutein and collect all theoffending currency.

Posted by: Heralder at March 21, 2013 02:39 PM (+xmn4)

And steal precisely two spaces from my post.

90 of course Biden is still "pushin" that narrative theyre expecting their prayers to be answered soon by another deadly school shooting they want it fresh in the people's dumb minds that banning guns saves lives

91

"Speaking of Gun Control Dummies: Biden says he's still "pushing" for that assault weapon ban that he's given up on."

 

Yeah...they're going to try to be sneaky now, and ban them through some sort of new regulations.

 

They will never stop trying to ban guns.

 

'Universal Background Checks'...could mean anything.

It could be their way of creating a National Registry.

 

They called ZeroCare®..."healthcare reform".

In their Orwellian word games, 'reform' = fubar.

 

92   Wheatie....> barrel.

93 shit

94 Limey prick

95

96

--I also learned from Thomas Sowell that terms like redneck, hick, and cracker all originated in England and referred to people in the northern part. Since most of the English settlement of the South came from those parts, the epithets stuck.

 

I believe that "redneck" was originally a reference to the red scarves worn by the Covenanters, the Presbyerian dudes that reacted to Charles' I attempts to force the Book of Common Prayer on them by walloping an English amy and then camping outside London and demanding money to go away. They got their money, but Charles had to reconvene Parlaiment for the first time in over a decade, and they were not happy with him...

97

""I believe that the vast majority of the American people agree with us, the vast majority of gun owners agree with us, that military-style assault weapons are — these are weapons of war. They don't belong in the street," he said."

 

 

Yeah? Then I expect you believe in the fucking tooth fairy too then.

98 Does it make anyone else...uncomfortable...that Germany is pulling so many strings in the EU? I know, I know, it's bigoted to bring up the whole Nazi thing, but serious you guys, Nazis.

Posted by: Lauren at March 21, 2013 02:40 PM (wsGWu)

No, I'm with you.  The last time Germany was the lone economic power on the continent, things kinda went south in a big way. 

99

Damn, wrong thread.

100 You can hear the European influence on accents in lots of places. The upper midwest accent is so much like the accent of the dirty Scandis that it's all I can do to prevent myself from punching most Minnesotans in the mouth while insulting their love of lye-soaked fish.

Almost nobody actually eats the stuff.  I can't remember the last time I've even seen it in a store.

Now fried cheese on the other hand...

101 So Obama tells Israel that no amount of Iron Dome rockets will prevent attacks from people who are determined to attack, but an assault weapons or hi-cap magazine ban will stop gun violence? What an ass.

102 Oops, right thread. Best I quit digging.

103 Ace:  Very good post - the video with Carolla ripping Pier is excellent.  When the media feeds on itself, it's only a matter of time.  Piers will follow the way of Olberman.  At some point the vast majority of viewers can spot an empty-headed self-righteous dunce. 

104 Ooh, wheatie get's a twofer.  Bold and italics.

105 So Obama tells Israel that no amount of Iron Dome rockets will prevent attacks from people who are determined to attack, but an assault weapons or hi-cap magazine ban will stop gun violence?

What an ass.

Posted by: Sardiver at March 21, 2013 02:42 PM (7A2Iv)

These people seriously don't understand the disconnect required to hold all of their mutually exclusive positions. 

If it was an 18 year-old, buxom, healthy female performing the mental gymnastics required to hold all of the liberal positions simultaneously, I might be convinced to send money. 

106 Eh, Germany has a point, in that it's their money that will be taken to bail out other people. Of course, that's the result of the great European Unification that you were so hot on, you stupid krauts.

107 103Ace: Very good post - the video with Carolla ripping Pier is excellent. When the media feeds on itself, it's only a matter of time. Piers will follow the way of Olberman. At some point the vast majority of viewers can spot an empty-headed self-righteous dunce.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 21, 2013 02:43 PM (n8LUb)

 

 

 

Yeah, then the viewers think "great, he's just like me".."

108

""I believe that the vast majority of the American people agree with us, the vast majority of gun owners agree with us, that military-style assault weapons are — these are weapons of war. They don't belong in the street," he said."

This half tard (thank Carolla) still hasn't grasped the intent of the 2nd amendment much less the simple word - militia.  

109

104 Ooh, wheatie get's a twofer. Bold and italics.

 

When I screw something up, I do it right and proper.

 

 

110 "In the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed man sneaks into a lot of girl's locker rooms"

111 Almost nobody actually eats the stuff. I can't remember the last time I've even seen it in a store. Now fried cheese on the other hand... Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 21, 2013 02:42 PM (SY2Kh) ------------------------------------------------------- Olsen Fish Company in North Minneapolis always has the stuff. They even sell some good food too.

112 Does it make anyone else...uncomfortable...that Germany is pulling so many strings in the EU? I know, I know, it's bigoted to bring up the whole Nazi thing, but serious you guys, Nazis.

Posted by: Lauren at March 21, 2013 02:40 PM (wsGWu)

 

One of the things I've   found myself saying a lot in the past few years is,  "Remember:   bad things happen when you fuck with Germans and their     money."   The post WWI economic pit   that   Germany   fell into    because of all they had to pay back to the rest of Europe made the field ripe for a charismatic leader to rally them up and set them loose again.  

113 You can hear the European influence on accents in lots of places. The upper midwest accent is so much like the accent of the dirty Scandis that it's all I can do to prevent myself from punching most Minnesotans in the mouth while insulting their love of lye-soaked fish.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2013 02:37 PM (4df7R)

----------------------------------------------------------------

(I'll make the assumption, you're from the south or southwest. I'll type slowly because I know you have a hard time reading.)

As a Minnesotan.... well, take your best shot.   

114 I lived in Germany for five years.  The Germans are gentle generous people who want nothing but the best for the rest of the genetically-challenged people of Europe. 

115 111 Almost nobody actually eats the stuff. I can't remember the last time I've even seen it in a store.

Now fried cheese on the other hand...
Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 21, 2013 02:42 PM (SY2Kh)
-------------------------------------------------------
Olsen Fish Company in North Minneapolis always has the stuff. They even sell some good food too. ------------------------------------------------------ Visit a Lutheran Church.  At some point each one has an annual Lutefisk dinner.  As someone who prepared it with my grandma (40+ years ago), I distictly remember the smell.  You never forget having to prepare food while wearing eye protection and industrial-strength rubber gloves.  

116 I demand the Man Show be brought back.

117 (I'll make the assumption, you're from the south or southwest. I'll type slowly because I know you have a hard time reading.)
As a Minnesotan.... well, take your best shot.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 21, 2013 02:53 PM (n8LUb)

 

I'm from the northeast.   New Hampshire, to    be   exact. 

 

And my desire to punch a Minnesotan is less    to   do with them being from Minnesota, and more to do with them being    tangentially connected to the filthy Scandis.    

118 I distictly remember the smell. You never forget having to prepare food while wearing eye protection and industrial-strength rubber gloves. Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 21, 2013 02:57 PM (n8LUb) ------------------------------------------------------- My Dad loves the stuff with boiled white potatoes and cream gravy. He says if it is prepared properly it is rather good. I have never seen it prepared properly I guess.

119 There are a number of things that just leave me baffled.  I understand that people like to do them but I cannot grasp the mindset that would.

Among these mysteries are why someone would prefer the squeak hole to a naturally lubricated vagina, why anybody who had lived through four years of Obama would vote for him a second time and why skandis eat fish treated with Drano.

120

Thing that gets me- Cyprus has a population of about 1.2 million... and they're talking about a $13 billion dollar bailout. That's some epic fuckupery.



Lots of foreign cash,

Posted by: zsasz at March 21, 2013 02:40 PM (MMC8r)

 

Lots of Foreign Money INVESTED IN GREEK BONDS.  When the greek banks were bailed out, there bondholders including the Cypriot banks took a haircut down to their chest.  The Cyprus banks are insolvent mostly due to bad investments in Greek Banks.

 

And when the Euro implodes, you will see the same here in the US with our banks and investment houses.  It will be ugly. 

 

121

The Krauts are still guilt-ridden over WWII, so they do everything to be obsequious and suck up to the respectable world and hope to be let back in.  Otoh, they're also the only ones in Europe who do any work, so they're the daddy everyone runs to for their allowance.  And Germany keeps paying, hoping that someday they'll have bought the taint off themselves. 

Which isn't going to happen and they're getting a little sick of it and now someone's saying "Onkel Kraut, someone broke Cyprus and I need a zillion euro to fix it!" And Onkel Kraut is finally ready to say "fuck it, sell it to the Russians".

122

"(I'm) Piers Morgan.  I'm coming.  Watch me."

 

I get the feeling that I have.

123 An irony Piers Morgan does not mention on his show is that he roots for the London football team, Arsenal GUNNERS.

124 120 Lots of Foreign Money INVESTED IN GREEK BONDS. When the greek banks were bailed out, there bondholders including the Cypriot banks took a haircut down to their chest. The Cyprus banks are insolvent mostly due to bad investments in Greek Banks.
--------
Boatloads of rather darkish Russian money in Cypriot banks, which in turn invest in Greek bonds. What could go wrong? The Rooskies are not going to be happy.

125

A women was pregnant with triplets.

One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives.

She goes to the doctor who tells her her children will be all right, one day the bullets will come out.

So 13 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says "MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So the mother tells her the story.

The next day the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, "MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHOOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!"

On the third day the son comes out and says "MOM, MOM!" she goes "Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?" he replies "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"