January 20, 2013

AFC Championship Game
— Dave in Texas

Ravens and Patriots.

Atlanta and SF didn't disappoint much. 49ers advance. And shoulda bet the over, 52.

Over/under in the AFC game lessee, 51 points with a nine point spread.

Not joining in the Ray Lewis lovefest.


baltimore-ravens-cheerleaders-21119468 (400x266).jpg

5073349 (400x302).jpg

Decisions, decisions.


For Jets fans... AFC fightin

via Slublog

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 02:07 PM | Comments (832)
Post contains 53 words, total size 1 kb.

1 Would somebody please post a non-football thread?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 20, 2013 02:09 PM (DoZD+)

2 All I really want is SMOD to level Gillette Stadium.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 20, 2013 02:09 PM (hO8IJ)

3 The spread has moved toward the Ravens all week, so it will probably be closer than nine. Remember last year the Ravens barely outplayed the Patriots but hey dropped a TD and missed a FG in the last couple of minutes to blow it. I still like the Pats but not to cover.

Posted by: Truman North at January 20, 2013 02:09 PM (I2LwF)

4 Hmmmm the cheaters or the team with the thug. Too bad they can't both lose.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2013 02:10 PM (+RROw)

5 Sniff.  I knew you wouldn't let me down.   Sniff.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 20, 2013 02:10 PM (Gk3SS)

6 Wowzer! Too much for this ole heart. Mighty fine lasses there.
I don't give a rat's ass about football but I love Dave's posts pictures.

Posted by: Dingbat at January 20, 2013 02:10 PM (PCJvs)

7 At  least  I have elbows to drown my sorrows.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 20, 2013 02:10 PM (yiIja)

8 My hate for Belicheat wins. Go Ravens!

Posted by: joncelli at January 20, 2013 02:11 PM (jZZFi)

9 (Slightly) tighter pants on the Patriot cheerleaders. My mind is made up...

Posted by: Oldirishpig at January 20, 2013 02:13 PM (uZxOj)

10 The NFL African American Conundrum is being analyzed by an NFL "insider" and a CBS African American.

This is SO important.

What a fucking joke.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 20, 2013 02:13 PM (aZ6ew)

11 People hate the Pats like people hate the Yankees. But the Pats win more. I can understand it. But I've rooted for them since 1981, and I'm not going to stop now.

Posted by: Truman North at January 20, 2013 02:14 PM (I2LwF)

12 Who knew the NFL was racist?

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2013 02:14 PM (w3+gB)

13 Biggest bandwagon fan of the patriots ever...end the thugs career tonight! Just say no to 2 Harblows in the SB too.

Posted by: Red Shirt at January 20, 2013 02:15 PM (FIDMq)

14
We're gonna be a much better team next year after we hire an African-American defensive coordinator.

Posted by: Miami Dolphins at January 20, 2013 02:15 PM (ndqJC)

15 If the 'Ravens' aren't smart enough to have all brunette cheerleaders they don't deserve to win squat.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 20, 2013 02:15 PM (sHqf1)

16 I just can't watch the pregame/halftime.
I just tried it and immediately got Affirmative Acid Indigestion.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 20, 2013 02:15 PM (aZ6ew)

17 Again, I'm too busy to watch football. I'm e-mailing my girlfriend. I met her online yesterday and she just told me she has leukemia and will be with the angels in a week. So, so sad.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 20, 2013 02:15 PM (P3dtw)

18 I believe Baltimore will get the most economic stimulus from after-riot cleanup so I must root for them.

Posted by: Krugman at January 20, 2013 02:15 PM (FYUWS)

19 Hey, killing is like cheating someone of their future.

Posted by: Shoot Me at January 20, 2013 02:15 PM (qiXMt)

20 uhh who's the hot babe unzipping her stuff in the Die Hard trailer

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 02:16 PM (8sCoq)

21 The jinx continues. Apologies to the Falcons fans. Lets see... Which team shall I curse in this game? Can they both lose?

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 20, 2013 02:16 PM (5H6zj)

22 I have a Ray Lewis autographed cutlery set. Used.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 20, 2013 02:16 PM (P3dtw)

23 I'll join either of the love fests pictured above, thanks.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2013 02:16 PM (Knqq7)

24 The NFL African American Conundrum is being analyzed by an NFL "insider" and a CBS African American. This is SO important. What a fucking joke. Posted by: ontherocks at January 20, 2013 06:13 PM (aZ6ew) When they make sure there are 50% whites at certain positions, get back to me.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2013 02:17 PM (jE38p)

25 The body count in Algiers is now up to 81. Does this mean that tfg is going to cancel all the festivities tomorrow and do something adult, like act as a president? http://tinyurl.com/a5tugh8

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2013 02:17 PM (53riN)

26
If the Dolphin's would stop testing mediocre linebackers and hire the best of the best, they won't need an African-American defensive coordinator.  I'm still available and mean as a junk yard bitch.

Posted by: Serena Williams at January 20, 2013 02:17 PM (ndqJC)

27 Those cheerleaders have black hot pants. Did someone die?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 20, 2013 02:18 PM (P3dtw)

28 Second from the right on the Patriots has a boner.

Posted by: Lt. Smokey of the LIB Brigade at January 20, 2013 02:18 PM (fl8vK)

29 Gonna be a crappy Super Bowl either way with the '9ers in there.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2013 02:18 PM (bzOLE)

30 Also the NFL selected a (black) referee with relatively little experience to do the SuperBowl.Diversity.It's what leftists crave.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 02:18 PM (9XBK2)

31

Meh, I'll be glad when we  rid ourselves of this  "diversity"   idiocy and   return to whoever is the best at what they do.

 

 

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 20, 2013 02:18 PM (yiIja)

32 5 Sniff. I knew you wouldn't let me down. Sniff. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 20, 2013 06:10 PM (Gk3SS) The wife says the blonde Ravens cheerleader is a total gidget. And annoying because she has lengthy first and middle names and insists on being called by both. Like, won't answer if you call her by just her first name.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 02:19 PM (GEICT)

33 Win or lose, Ray Lewis will still be a scumbag.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 02:19 PM (tP/Iv)

34 If the Pats win who will get more pre Superbowl publicity Brady or the tattooed wonder?

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 02:19 PM (M/TDA)

35 I have noticed a severe lack of black side judges in the NFL. This problem needs to be addressed--NOW.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 20, 2013 02:19 PM (P3dtw)

36 Lol that's right Sean

Posted by: phoenixgirl so done with the GOP at January 20, 2013 02:20 PM (GVxQo)

37 that lame roughing the passer call doomed the falcons. sure they had their chance after it, but bah...niners got away with one.

Posted by: southern by the grace of I-95 at January 20, 2013 02:20 PM (DnIpv)

38 Who is being harmed by the color of the coaches? Srsly whats the claim? Are black players not getting playing time b/c of the white coaches of something? What is the magical ratio of black to white coaches anyway?

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 20, 2013 02:20 PM (5H6zj)

39 if Ray Lewis plays in the SB, I will not watch if the Ravens win the SB, I will not watch NFL at all next season.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 02:21 PM (xVKk3)

40 When they make sure there are 50% whites at certain positions, get back to me. Since African-Americans are only 12% of the population, call me when whites are 88% of the population at each NFL position.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 02:21 PM (tP/Iv)

41 What is the magical ratio of black to white coaches anyway? Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 20, 2013 06:20 PM (5H6zj) That's determined by factors you could never understand, now SHUT THE FUCK UP and get in line

Posted by: Liberals at January 20, 2013 02:22 PM (jE38p)

42 Race issues in the NFL? Whatever happened to white running backs?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 20, 2013 02:23 PM (P3dtw)

43
Black coaches speak better jive.

Posted by: Huggy Bear Fluke at January 20, 2013 02:23 PM (ndqJC)

44 We notice the Rooney Rule does not apply to the teams' rosters


that's because they want the best people available, right?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 02:23 PM (8sCoq)

45 they openly seek black players, passing over white guys no matter the skill level. ive seen it first hand.

so has nearly everyone else...

same thing with coaches, PCNFL has been goin on for a while now.

Posted by: southern by the grace of I-95 at January 20, 2013 02:23 PM (DnIpv)

46 Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 20, 2013 06:09 PM (DoZD+) There is a videogame thread in draft Also, why a rerun from last week for Pats cheerleaders. And I want the one on the left in the Ravens photo

Posted by: The dude at January 20, 2013 02:24 PM (vJdyz)

47 You know that murder is in the air when Ray Lewis is wearing white.

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2013 02:24 PM (w3+gB)

48 please, football injury gods, break Ray Lewis' back

Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 02:24 PM (ZgBZU)

49 I'm not so much rooting for the Pats as I am rooting against the Ravens. As long as this game is wrapped up by 9:00 I'll be happy.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 20, 2013 02:24 PM (81ahw)

50 Did Ray Lewis just say "let's cut those boys?"

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 20, 2013 02:24 PM (P3dtw)

51 Who is being harmed by the color of the coaches?

Jason Whitlock.  About time for another column bashing Wes Welker for taking a job away from a brother, isn't it?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 20, 2013 02:24 PM (hO8IJ)

52     Goodell is a useless left wing cunt,but I repeat myself.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 02:24 PM (9XBK2)

53 >please, football injury gods, break Ray Lewis' back


reprehensible

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 02:24 PM (8sCoq)

54 >> 5 Sniff. I knew you wouldn't let me down. Sniff. *hugs* I love

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 20, 2013 02:24 PM (pUqSw)

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2013 02:24 PM (jE38p)

56 #18. In that town it looks like the riot already happened.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 20, 2013 02:25 PM (P3dtw)

57 Y-not. I don't know if general populations ratios are good enough or if the coaching staff colors have to match NFL players. Between the "we have to end injuries 11!" and now more racial quota pressures the NFL is swirling the drain. Maybe they should retry the XFL experiment.

Posted by: Palerider at January 20, 2013 02:26 PM (FYUWS)

58 47 They never found the close he was wearing the night of the...unpleasantness.Not that that suggests they were soaked in blood or anything.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 02:26 PM (9XBK2)

59 The wife says the blonde Ravens cheerleader is a total gidget. And annoying because she has lengthy first and middle names and insists on being called by both. Like, won't answer if you call her by just her first name. Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 06:19 PM (GEICT)



I'm not particularly interested in what she has to say IYKWIMAITTYD.




Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 20, 2013 02:26 PM (Gk3SS)

60 Heathrow cancels 260 flights, blames snow I am surprised they did not blame the NRA.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2013 02:27 PM (jE38p)

61 I'm not particularly interested in what she has to say IYKWIMAITTYD. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 20, 2013 06:26 PM (Gk3SS) Yeah, this chick apparently has trouble following basic directions. Soooo....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 02:27 PM (GEICT)

62 The wife says the blonde Ravens cheerleader is a total gidget. And annoying because she has lengthy first and middle names and insists on being called by both. Like, won't answer if you call her by just her first name.
Posted by: BCochran1981

Anastasia Beavehausen?

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2013 02:27 PM (Rdesr)

63 Speaking of the Atlanta game, I am trying to fathom the mindset of a mother who thought giving her kid the name "Jaquizz" was setting him up for life. Seriously?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 02:27 PM (aZ695)

64 15--- "If the 'Ravens' aren't smart enough to have all brunette cheerleaders they don't deserve to win squat." Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 20, 2013 06:15 PM (sHqf1) My daughter had a friend named Raven. Blonde hair, blue eyes, pale skin --- just like her parents. Struck me as a bit off. Whatever.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2013 02:27 PM (C8mVl)

65 > Heathrow cancels 260 flights, blames snow

I am surprised they did not blame the NRA.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2013 06:27 PM (jE38p)



The UK does not have an NRA any more

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 02:28 PM (8sCoq)

66 "The NFL African American Conundrum is being analyzed by an NFL "insider" and a CBS African American." Did they analyze the African Space Program too? Important question, will whites ever be allowed on the Nigerian Space Shuttle? Deep thoughts.

Posted by: Micihgan and Oiho at January 20, 2013 02:28 PM (+jNGt)

67 63 It was better than her first choice....

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 02:28 PM (9XBK2)

68 Jason Whitlock. About time for another column bashing Wes Welker for taking a job away from a brother, isn't it? I must have missed that one.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 02:29 PM (aZ695)

69 Whichever team's head coach looks more like a hobo will win.

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2013 02:29 PM (w3+gB)

70 >Speaking of the Atlanta game, I am trying to fathom the mindset of a mother who thought giving her kid the name "Jaquizz" was setting him up for life.

Seriously?


there's an explanation for that but it's raaaayciiiiissss

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 02:29 PM (8sCoq)

71 Following are excerpts from an interview with Egyptian cleric Rasmi ‘Ajlan, which aired on Al-Omma TV on January 8, 2013: Rasmi ‘Ajlan: The Prophet Muhammad said: “Do not copulate with a slavegirl before she menstruates again.” Interviewer: Allah Akbar! Allah! Allah! Rasmi ‘Ajlan: And also: “Do not irrigate the seed of another man with your own water.” Interviewer: With your permission, Sheik Rasmi, I’d like to point out to the viewers the beautiful, civilized, and sublime prophetic language. “Irrigating the seed” means copulating with a woman. This is a sublime prophetic phrasing, which means that a man should not copulate with a slavegirl before she menstruates again. Go ahead, Sheik Rasmi. By Allah, this is beautiful. Rasmi ‘Ajlan: If a man is married and his wife is pregnant with his child – the more he copulates with her, the more his semen enhances the future child’s intelligence. Interviewer: You must repeat this. This is very new to me. Rasmi ‘Ajlan: If Allah blesses a man with a pregnant wife… Interviewer: The wife is pregnant. Got it. Rasmi ‘Ajlan: If he copulates with her after the 40 days during which the fetus is created… Interviewer: You mean, when she is pregnant? Rasmi ‘Ajlan: Yes. He irrigates his own fetus with his own semen. Interviewer: Allah Akbar. Rasmi ‘Ajlan: According to medical science, this increases the child’s intelligence. Interviewer: Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar! This is the wondrous scientific nature of Islam. Ain't islam grand?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2013 02:29 PM (jE38p)

72 >>Like, won't answer if you
call her by just her first name.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 06:19 PM (GEICT)



Her answers aren't important, it's her ability to follow my instructions that matter most to me.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 20, 2013 02:29 PM (aZ6ew)

73 67 63 It was better than her first choice.... I know I don't want to know. Do I?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 02:29 PM (aZ695)

74 Anybody watch that Ultimate Guide to the Presidents thing on History Channel?Just from promos I'd say the last Republican that gets any praise is Eisenhower(and only for that"military industrial complex" line).

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 02:31 PM (9XBK2)

75 Where are the black place-kickers? I ask you--where are they NFL?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 20, 2013 02:31 PM (P3dtw)

76 The UK does not have an NRA any more Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 06:28 PM (8sCoq) There is no more President Bush, but he still get's blamed for everything both here and abroad?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2013 02:31 PM (jE38p)

77 I am trying to fathom the mindset of a mother who thought giving her kid the name "Jaquizz" was setting him up for life.

I assumed it was a family name.

O_O

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 20, 2013 02:33 PM (hO8IJ)

78 FUCK Ray Lewis

Posted by: Frank G at January 20, 2013 02:34 PM (cJqu0)

79 Notice me  !!!

Posted by: Jaquizz Julio N'Domekan Wazoo at January 20, 2013 02:34 PM (Dll6b)

80 63 Speaking of the Atlanta game, I am trying to fathom the mindset of a mother who thought giving her kid the name "Jaquizz" was setting him up for life. Seriously? Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 06:27 PM (aZ695) The dude that knocked her up yelled "Here comes the jizz!" as he was finishing. She thought he yelled "Here comes Jacquizz!" and wanted that as the name.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 02:35 PM (GEICT)

81 I notice the 2 game announcers on CBS are White? What gives with that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2013 02:35 PM (jE38p)

82 "I assumed it was a family name." It was.

Posted by: LaShinquaLaShandaLaJaquizz at January 20, 2013 02:35 PM (+jNGt)

83 Doesn't Whirled Peas play in the NFL?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 20, 2013 02:35 PM (P3dtw)

84 My bet on this game is a little tougher.  $200 paying 3 to 1 but I have the Patriots and am giving 16.5.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2013 02:36 PM (p/cQy)

85 http://www.nra.org.uk/


Posted by: comatus at January 20, 2013 02:36 PM (qaVK+)

86 >>>I notice the 2 game announcers on CBS are White? What gives with that?

Phil Simms is so white, even I'm offended.

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2013 02:36 PM (w3+gB)

87 I'll take door #2, Monty. Tighter is most times better.

Posted by: FURPC at January 20, 2013 02:37 PM (0ImZM)

88 "I notice the 2 game announcers on CBS are White? What gives with that?" Well somebody needs to fire at least one white guy and quickly.

Posted by: LaShinquaLaShandaLaJaquizz at January 20, 2013 02:37 PM (+jNGt)

89 #81. It's okay--they say "back in the day" alot.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 20, 2013 02:37 PM (P3dtw)

90 Ravens girls got that tough, skanky thing workin' for them.

Posted by: teh Wind at January 20, 2013 02:37 PM (S880N)

91 When are they showing the German American contributions to America?

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2013 02:37 PM (Rdesr)

92 AFC Championship weather forecast

Tonight Partly cloudy, with a low around 17. West wind 9 to 16 mph, with gusts as high as 43 mph.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 02:37 PM (8sCoq)

93 Phil Simms is so white, even I'm offended. Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2013 06:36 PM (w3+gB) White bread baby, White bread

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2013 02:38 PM (jE38p)

94 Phil Simms is so white, he makes white-boards look dark-skinned

Posted by: Jaquizz Julio N'Domekan Kaeperdinck at January 20, 2013 02:38 PM (Dll6b)

95 And the 3 singers are white? conspiracy? I think so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2013 02:38 PM (jE38p)

96 Did anyone see Joe Buck looking "lovingly" at Troy Aikman?

Posted by: Al at January 20, 2013 02:38 PM (V70Uh)

97 Really Ray? Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 02:39 PM (GEICT)

98 Ray Lewis looks like he's about to start speaking in tongues

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 02:39 PM (8sCoq)

99 Hilarious.

A Virginia lawmaker who drew gasps from his colleagues when he brandished a borrowed AK-47 during an anti-gun speech Thursday was found guilty in 2002 of committing a vicious 1999 assault, was sanctioned for legal misconduct while prosecuting a rape case, spent six months in jail for contempt of a federal court, and saw his law license revoked in 2003.

Democratic Delegate Joseph Morrissey brought the rifle to the floor of the House of Delegates to demonstrate how easy it is to carry firearms in Virginia. Republican Delegate Todd Gilbert interrupted Morrissey’s speech to ask him to remove his finger from inside the gun’s trigger-guard — a basic gun-safety practice.


Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 02:39 PM (9XBK2)

100

Thanks for tuning into the Ray Lewis Show. (Official Time Out)

 

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at January 20, 2013 02:39 PM (Ruc3J)

101 Put your hand on your heart and show some respect Brady you big pussy. Who do you think you are, the president?

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2013 02:39 PM (aH+zP)

102 91 When are they showing the German American contributions to America? They are. Sebastian Vollmer plays Tackle for the Patriots.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 02:39 PM (aZ695)

103 One of Mr Y-nots co-workers when we were in Chicago 20 yrs ago said a lot of blacks make names by combining the names of the mama and daddy.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 20, 2013 02:40 PM (5H6zj)

104 Is Ray Lewis crying?  Fuck, dude.

And Belichick?  Love the guy, but he really does look like some homeless dude who wandered onto the field. 

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 20, 2013 02:40 PM (kpCLl)

105 Can't root for Bellicheat.

Plus, always go with the cheerleader who's on top.  GO RAVENS!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2013 02:40 PM (jaijr)

106 Hey, those Falcons can sure blow a playoff game lead !!!!


Posted by: Houston Oilers ( early 90s ) at January 20, 2013 02:40 PM (Dll6b)

107 OK as much as I hate the Patriots and Behlicheck, I'm gonna have to root for them, because I hate Ray Lewis more

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2013 02:40 PM (jE38p)

108 I must have missed that one.

The column I had in mind was a 2007 column that appears to have been taken down....but he was tweeting such as late as 2011.
http://is.gd/0XdUyV

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 20, 2013 02:40 PM (hO8IJ)

109 GO RAVENS

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 02:41 PM (8sCoq)

110 I'll take the tall brunette on the left in the second picture with a side of waffle fries and the soup of the day, thank you.

Posted by: mallfly at January 20, 2013 02:41 PM (jDjlM)

111 66 "The NFL African American Conundrum is being analyzed by an NFL "insider" and a CBS African American."

Did they analyze the African Space Program too? Important question, will whites ever be allowed on the Nigerian Space Shuttle? Deep thoughts.
Posted by: Micihgan and Oiho at January 20, 2013 06:28 PM

How many of these overpaid white leftists are willing to quit their cushy jobs in order to make room for the poor oppressed black people they say they're losing sleep over?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 02:41 PM (wwsoB)

112 My online girlfriend just died. It's okay. I get to point to heaven every time I make a tackle.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 20, 2013 02:41 PM (P3dtw)

113

Hey the best thing about the commercials in this game is that the Direct TV chick will be in them.

 

GO BIRDS!

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 20, 2013 02:42 PM (YF3fb)

114 OK as much as I hate the Patriots and Behlicheck, I'm gonna have to root for them, because I hate Ray Lewis more Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2013 06:40 PM (jE38p) I can feel your hatred!

Posted by: Darth Sidious at January 20, 2013 02:42 PM (tBnjP)

115 And Belichick? Love the guy, but he really does look like some homeless dude who wandered onto the field. Don't care as long as he wins.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 02:42 PM (aZ695)

116 38 Y-not, Is 32/0 a ratio? They NBAize The NFL I hope they enjoy the same ratings slide.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 02:42 PM (LRFds)

117 Ray Lewis has the look in his eyes of a psychopath.  And way to ruin the national anthem, CBS.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at January 20, 2013 02:43 PM (F/2ry)

118 Ravens win on boobehs, Patriots win on tummies and asses

Sharper elbows on the Patriots

Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 02:43 PM (wwsoB)

119 113 The commercial where the dentist sneezes in the guy's mouth. Love that one.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 02:43 PM (M/TDA)

120 Are those Ravens cheerleaders wearing Depends under those hideous shorts?  They look lumpy.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 20, 2013 02:44 PM (kpCLl)

121 "And the 3 singers are white?" WHAT?!?!?!!!! Yo somebodys better fire they asses' to!

Posted by: LaShinquaLaShandaLaJaquizz at January 20, 2013 02:44 PM (+jNGt)

122 Ray Lewis has the look in his eyes of a psychopath. He had that look in his eyes the night he killed me.

Posted by: Zombie Richard Lollar at January 20, 2013 02:44 PM (aZ695)

123 They're broadcasting En Espanol, I see. But how about in Tongues? I want to know what the fuck Ray Lewis is saying.

Posted by: Ted K. at January 20, 2013 02:44 PM (knRXi)

124 wtf was that

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 02:45 PM (8sCoq)

125 Are those Ravens cheerleaders wearing Depends under those hideous shorts? They look lumpy. Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 20, 2013 06:44 PM (kpCLl) On a cold night like this in New England peeing in your pants is bound to feel oooohkeeee

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2013 02:45 PM (jE38p)

126 101 Put your hand on your heart and show some respect Brady you big pussy. Who do you think you are, the president? Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2013 06:39 PM

His man faced America hating lefty wife might not give him the nookie if he shows respect for the flag she hates

Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 02:45 PM (wwsoB)

127 So, pats haters: was THAT cheating?

Posted by: Truman North at January 20, 2013 02:45 PM (I2LwF)

128 Haha, Pats are already fuckin' with their heads!!

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 20, 2013 02:45 PM (kpCLl)

129 119 113
The commercial where the dentist sneezes in the guy's mouth. Love that one. Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 06:43 PM

Hate that part of it, but love the babe on the back of the bike with the crossbows and the Direct TV Genie

Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 02:47 PM (wwsoB)

130 Peaches, I have closely inspected those shorts and I can confidently say that the are NO lumps.

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 20, 2013 02:47 PM (YF3fb)

131 Please Ravens. If not, I have Vicodin so its all good.

Posted by: CAC at January 20, 2013 02:47 PM (C3KwS)

132 Grammy awards? I'd rather swallow a bee.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2013 02:47 PM (C8mVl)

133 Fair catch? A white guy would have tried to run with that one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2013 02:47 PM (jE38p)

134 Out of Harvard?

Once in every generation, there is a Harvard man in the NFL.


Posted by: Al at January 20, 2013 02:49 PM (V70Uh)

135 111 KbDaBear, Costas will quit your job for you comrade, his job requires a brilliance not found in the protected population.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 02:49 PM (lo8RP)

136 The white refs are hosing the patriots at home?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2013 02:51 PM (jE38p)

137 So now we have commercials for Super Bowl commercials. Yeah.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 20, 2013 02:51 PM (81ahw)

138 131 Please Ravens. If not, I have Vicodin so its all good. Posted by: CAC at January 20, 2013 06:47 PM (C3KwS) Vicodin. The only way to enter the Eleventieth Dimension.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 02:52 PM (GEICT)

139 commercials are ruining my experience

Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 02:52 PM (xVKk3)

140 This place is dead.

Posted by: Ray Lewis IV at January 20, 2013 02:53 PM (d4vjp)

141 Tonight Partly cloudy, with a low around 17. West wind 9 to 16 mph, with gusts as high as 43 mph.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 06:37 PM (8sCoq)



I'm a bit south of there in CT and it is very windy.  Even the dog wanted to come in quickly from our walk about 10 mins. ago.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at January 20, 2013 02:53 PM (X6akg)

142 I only want to see the Ravens win because I have proof Tom Brady is actually a robot. Must support the humans.

Posted by: Icedog at January 20, 2013 02:53 PM (9ScGj)

143 Kinda late for the book thread, but I finished "Miracles" by C.S. Lewis yesterday.  Stop mocking the 11th dimension.  Those upper dimensions may be where the perfect Nature and Heaven exist.


Posted by: Al at January 20, 2013 02:53 PM (V70Uh)

144 136 NGU, The refs analyze the racial composition of the teams and make calls accordingly. Fucking asshole rot is even in sports now. It's 2013 assholes not 1953.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 02:53 PM (lo8RP)

145 126 --- "His man faced America hating lefty wife...." Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 06:45 PM (wwsoB) Raaaaacist!!!!!!! You see, being a Latina now includes Brazilians. So she is one of the third-world brown people suffering under the white oppressor.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2013 02:54 PM (C8mVl)

146 142 icedog, Ray Lewis is an alien so what now?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 02:54 PM (lo8RP)

147
Rut Roh, Brady seems a little off today.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2013 02:55 PM (p/cQy)

148 Brazilian?  Is that more that trillion?


Posted by: Al at January 20, 2013 02:55 PM (V70Uh)

149 >>>Kinda late for the book thread, but...

OregonMuse should be given two AOSHQ demerits for that nasty photo.

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2013 02:55 PM (w3+gB)

150 Ha! 71 and sunny this afternoon and 40ish overnight. Gonna be brisk on the hot in the AM and gorgeous in the afternoon on the way home.  I may ride home via Houston.

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 20, 2013 02:55 PM (YF3fb)

151 matriculating the ball down the field

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 02:57 PM (8sCoq)

152 Raaaaacist!!!!!!!
You see, being a Latina now includes Brazilians. So she is one of the third-world brown people suffering under the white oppressor.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2013 06:54 PM (C8mVl)

She is from Brazil but isn't she genetically German or Italian or one of those formally fascist countries?

Posted by: Long Island at January 20, 2013 02:57 PM (hl8SI)

153 1 Would somebody please post a non-football thread?


NO!!! this is the next to the last weekend for football. Suck it up.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 20, 2013 02:57 PM (wR+pz)

154 Nice looking drive so far.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 02:57 PM (ZshNr)

155 I miss Troy Aikman already.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 02:58 PM (g3wOT)

156 I think the only reason the patriots run is to give the receivers a breather

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2013 02:58 PM (jE38p)

157 BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Toronto beat the Lakers!!!

Schadenfrude, so much sweet schadenfrude.....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2013 02:58 PM (jaijr)

158 >NO!!! this is the next to the last weekend for football. Suck it up.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 20, 2013 06:57 PM (wR+pz)



Nice play, BB

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 02:59 PM (8sCoq)

159 "Ray Lewis is an alien so what now?" Sven, interesting dilemma. Is he at least a carbon-based life form? If it's some type of silicon-based alien I may have to rethink my position.

Posted by: Icedog at January 20, 2013 02:59 PM (9ScGj)

160 "Would somebody please post a non-football thread?"

Conference championships are traditionally much, much better games that the Stupor Bowl.  So the answer to your question is a big fat NO.

Posted by: Al at January 20, 2013 02:59 PM (V70Uh)

161 87 I'll take door #2, Monty. Tighter is most times better. Oh behave!

Posted by: Reggie and Barry sittin in a tree at January 20, 2013 02:59 PM (6NDno)

162 Hey so did everyone see the new hair do for michelle? Straight hair? I thought that was verbotten for black women?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2013 02:59 PM (jE38p)

163 3 points?  That ain't helping me much.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2013 03:00 PM (p/cQy)

164 The good news is that hockey season started yesterday Billy Bob. Our hope is restored!

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 20, 2013 03:00 PM (YF3fb)

165 I miss Troy Aikman already.

Posted by: Joe Buck at January 20, 2013 03:00 PM (V70Uh)

166 Ah the NFL, or as it has become, work release. Frankly this is true for most professional sports. The only thing I care about in the NFL is the cheerleaders, and those tight pants in the pictures are making mine a bit tight.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 20, 2013 03:00 PM (09GRP)

167 Raaaaacist!!!!!!!
You see, being a Latina now includes Brazilians. So she is one of the third-world brown people suffering under the white oppressor.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2013 06:54 PM

So, the descendents of Nazi fugitives are oppressed third world brown people now?


Posted by: Lizzie Jack Warren at January 20, 2013 03:00 PM (wwsoB)

168 I thought that was verbotten for black women? It's cool because her husband is only half black.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 03:00 PM (aZ695)

169

   Am I that far out of the loop, or are most commercials just insanely stupid?

Posted by: irongrampa at January 20, 2013 03:01 PM (SAMxH)

170 Is John Madden still alive? Wouldn't matter if he has dementia....sounded like he had a bad case even at 40.

Posted by: Icedog at January 20, 2013 03:02 PM (9ScGj)

171 159 Ice Dog, Mr. Lewis is a Tholian refugee wo is undergoing therapy for Terra's cold temps.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:02 PM (lo8RP)

172 #169 irongrampa wrote Am I that far out of the loop, or are most commercials just insanely stupid? No and yes. In that order.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 03:02 PM (g3wOT)

173 152 --- "She is from Brazil but isn't she genetically German or Italian or one of those formally fascist countries?" Posted by: Long Island at January 20, 2013 06:57 PM (hl8SI) Yes. It just goes to show how idiotic the "Hispanic" or "Latino" affirmative-action category is.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2013 03:03 PM (C8mVl)

174
So, the descendents of Nazi fugitives are oppressed third world brown people now?


Posted by: Lizzie Jack Warren at January 20, 2013 07:00 PM

Yes being an fugitive Nazi is very oppressive and stressful.

Posted by: Long Island at January 20, 2013 03:03 PM (hl8SI)

175 Just to let you know....

If I'm having a dream where I'm playing Serena and Venus in a ping pong match, it's ok to wake me up with a phone call

Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 03:04 PM (wwsoB)

176 If by "game day bucket go boom" she means her bucket....I'd be OK with that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 03:04 PM (aZ695)

177 Man, that Asian/Hawaiian chick on Hawaii Five-O is smoking. Any fap-worthy pics of her on the netz?

Posted by: Icedog at January 20, 2013 03:04 PM (9ScGj)

178 175 KBDaBear, Would you be facing them with or without their helmets and cloaking devices?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:05 PM (lo8RP)

179

All that dinero and the owner of the Oats wears that same 70s outfitnfor every game?

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 20, 2013 03:06 PM (YF3fb)

180 I smell a Flacco turnover, pick-6 anyone?

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2013 03:06 PM (w3+gB)

181 Harbaugh is a really hard working coach. I mean, he just won with SF and now he's trying to win with the Ravens. Amazing.

Posted by: Low Information Sports Fan at January 20, 2013 03:06 PM (BVkEs)

182 yeah, no Joe, that trick won't work against the Patriots

Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 03:06 PM (GcwH1)

183 "Hey so did everyone see the new hair do for michelle? Straight hair? I thought that was verbotten for black women?" I thought so too but apparently Beyonce is a blond, white woman now so who knows anymore.

Posted by: LaShinquaLaShandaLaJaquizz at January 20, 2013 03:06 PM (+jNGt)

184 177 Grace Park?She's been popular around here for years,she was in the pathetic BSG reboot.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 03:07 PM (9XBK2)

185 173 152 --- "She is from Brazil but isn't she genetically German or Italian or one of those formally fascist countries?"
Posted by: Long Island at January 20, 2013 06:57 PM

She's 100 percent German genetically. Until she gave birth, I wasn't going to bet she was 100 percent female genetically.

She's worth 250 million, but she detests the country that made all that wealth possible for her

Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 03:07 PM (wwsoB)

186 I wish the Pats were still owned by that guy who liked the electric razor so much,he bought the company.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 03:08 PM (9XBK2)

187 Jason Bateman, the gayer version of Nathan Fillion.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 03:09 PM (hA+ft)

188 185 KBDaBear, Essentially the new mythology is that Germany was innocent Hitler was a GOP operative.... This will not end well.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:09 PM (lo8RP)

189 Gotta be honest that SF-ATL game is one of the reasons it is getting hard to watch the NFL sometimes.  Brushing the QB's face mask with your fingertips is roughing the passer?

Posted by: Adam at January 20, 2013 03:09 PM (/YJYi)

190 Moochelle is mad crazy for Beyonce. Remember that stupid azz dance?

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 20, 2013 03:10 PM (BVkEs)

191 186 Steevy, Zombie Kiam bord meetings would be entertaining.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:10 PM (lo8RP)

192 Ahh, Grace Park....Korean women have always been my kryptonite.

Posted by: Icedog at January 20, 2013 03:11 PM (9ScGj)

193 So what is Nikki Minaj?


Posted by: Joe Buck at January 20, 2013 03:11 PM (V70Uh)

194 sock off

Posted by: Al at January 20, 2013 03:11 PM (V70Uh)

195 Fuck you Ray Lewis

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 03:12 PM (aZ695)

196 189 Adam, Simply the NFL version of NBA's variable travelling rule as indexed to player's q rating.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:12 PM (lo8RP)

197 ohh FFS


ravens penalized for being rude to the home team

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 03:12 PM (8sCoq)

198 Bullshit call

Posted by: Icedog at January 20, 2013 03:12 PM (9ScGj)

199 Michelle's wig makes her look like she's ready for Thunderdome

Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 03:12 PM (wwsoB)

200 193 So what is Nikki Minaj?

----

A mirage. Gahhh....don't be stoopid.

Posted by: Manti Te'o at January 20, 2013 03:12 PM (BVkEs)

201 Gitem!

Posted by: Al at January 20, 2013 03:13 PM (V70Uh)

202 ravens penalized for being rude to the home team Yes, because leading with helmet is "rude"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 03:13 PM (aZ695)

203 Seriously? I guess Ray should just stopped and wired for Hernandez with open arms.

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 20, 2013 03:13 PM (IpwkJ)

204 Korean women are #1 by far

Posted by: Truman North at January 20, 2013 03:14 PM (I2LwF)

205 Kiam's Pats knew how to handle pecker checking female locker room reporters.Now "diversity" has won the day.Sigh.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 03:14 PM (9XBK2)

206 189 Gotta be honest that SF-ATL game is one of the reasons it is getting hard to watch the NFL sometimes. Brushing the QB's face mask with your fingertips is roughing the passer? You mad bro?

Posted by: 49ers at January 20, 2013 03:15 PM (JRU+g)

207 Seriously? I guess Ray should just stopped and wired for Hernandez with open arms. Since he was in position for a textbook open field tackle, spearing with the helmet was overkill.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 03:15 PM (aZ695)

208 >Yes, because leading with helmet is "rude"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 07:13 PM (aZ695)


Pre-Goodell, it was referred to as 'football'

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 03:15 PM (8sCoq)

209 202 Sean Bannion, And the Patriots of course never do such....right Rodney Harrison's head andManning's shoulder?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:15 PM (lo8RP)

210 OT any news on the weather in Washington tomorrow.I hope it is miserable.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 03:16 PM (9XBK2)

211 jeebus  no one wants to catch the football tonight

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 03:16 PM (8sCoq)

212 "Michelle's wig makes her look like she's ready for Thunderdome" I say, Michelle could take both Venus and Serena with one fart. Have you seen Serena? Now that's saying something.

Posted by: LaShinquaLaShandaLaJaquizz at January 20, 2013 03:16 PM (+jNGt)

213 63 Speaking of the Atlanta game, I am trying to fathom the mindset of a mother who thought giving her kid the name "Jaquizz" was setting him up for life.

Seriously? Posted by: Sean Bannion

http://tinyurl.com/b54ztpn

Posted by: Capp at January 20, 2013 03:16 PM (JphY9)

214 Does anyone remember Lewis crying like a baby when he was read his rights?

Posted by: Casca at January 20, 2013 03:16 PM (8FCa2)

215 fucking fuck

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 03:16 PM (8sCoq)

216 Grace Park has a pretty face but my coat hangers have more meat on 'em.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 20, 2013 03:16 PM (aZ6ew)

217 And the Patriots of course never do such....right Rodney Harrison's head andManning's shoulder? Annnnd....he was penalized for it. Which is my point. Thanks for making my case.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 03:17 PM (aZ695)

218 205 Steevy, Perhaps I dunno. Oddly not that most heterosexual males would be titilated we are not allowed in the nag's sals er "locker room"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:17 PM (lo8RP)

219 "Korean women are #1 by far" You bitchez be crazy!

Posted by: LaShinquaLaShandaLaJaquizz at January 20, 2013 03:17 PM (+jNGt)

220 189 Gotta be honest that SF-ATL game is one of the reasons it is getting hard to watch the NFL sometimes. Brushing the QB's face mask with your fingertips is roughing the passer? You mad bro?

Posted by: 49ers at January 20, 2013 03:17 PM (JRU+g)

221 How great it Welker?

Posted by: Truman North at January 20, 2013 03:17 PM (I2LwF)

222 You mad bro?

Posted by: 49ers at January 20, 2013 07:15 PM (JRU+g)



Nope, just saying it must be nice to get saved from the refs on a 3rd down because the QB gets brushed by a lineman's fingertips.  Take off your homer glasses for a moment and you might understand what a dumb call that was.

Posted by: Adam at January 20, 2013 03:18 PM (/YJYi)

223 Wnba player's stalls

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:18 PM (lo8RP)

224 218 Would you want to go in a WNBA locker room?

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 03:19 PM (9XBK2)

225 199 Michelle's wig makes her look like she's ready for Thunderdome

Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 07:12 PM (wwsoB)


----


Michelle's wig makes her look like....an uglier version.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 20, 2013 03:19 PM (BVkEs)

226 216 Grace Park has a pretty face but my coat hangers have more meat on 'em. Posted by: ontherocks at January 20, 2013 07:16 PM (aZ6ew) Don't knock it. Her tiny hands, waist and hips will make you feel like Godzilla

Posted by: Truman North at January 20, 2013 03:19 PM (I2LwF)

227 C'mon ya freakin haterz...he put his shoulder into him and their heads made contact. Its really just a matter of kinematics. Fuckin PC is gonna be the end of this league.

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 20, 2013 03:19 PM (pUkWs)

228 Everybody hates the pussy rules unless it benefits their team.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 03:21 PM (9XBK2)

229 214 Casca, "I knew the racist sports media would convict me." //Rayenthal

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:21 PM (lo8RP)

230 222 You mad bro? Posted by: 49ers at January 20, 2013 07:15 PM (JRU+g) Nope, just saying it must be nice to get saved from the refs on a 3rd down because the QB gets brushed by a lineman's fingertips. Take off your homer glasses for a moment and you might understand what a dumb call that was. I think you're mad. Harbaugh didn't get my challenge ruling on that non-catch mad.

Posted by: 49ers at January 20, 2013 03:21 PM (JRU+g)

231 Gotta hand it to the Ravens. 4 Pats drives, 3 points allowed.

Posted by: Truman North at January 20, 2013 03:22 PM (I2LwF)

232 What would the call be if Ray Lewis started shanking players and refs?

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 20, 2013 03:22 PM (BVkEs)

233 Everybody hates the pussy rules unless it benefits their team. I will say the "tuck rule" is bullshit. And my team benefited by it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 03:22 PM (aZ695)

234 I hate to pick on Preezy's kids.  But holy shit.  That eldest daughter is teh fugly.


Posted by: Al at January 20, 2013 03:23 PM (V70Uh)

235 Evening, all! Despite being a Pats fan, I'm not watching the game. I can't watch the Pats when they play; I get way too tense and end up screaming at the TV for four straight hours. I'd rather watch tomorrow's Inaugureezy than the game, just to give you an idea what I mean. I think this is going to be a tough game for both teams. the Pats always have a tough time against the Ravens, and the Ravens always manage to get JUST enough offense to make it heartbreaking when they lose. Well, heartbreaking if you like them. The Ravens are one of five or six teams in the league on my "Utterly Despise" list. If they win this game, their players will be absolutely insufferable from now until the Super Bowl. I really don't want to listen to that. At least the Pats players keep their mouths shut lest Belichick beat them senseless with a truncheon.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/b][/u] at January 20, 2013 03:23 PM (CA2NO)

236 Would have been hilarious if whenever Ray Lewis played people held up a sign "Where's the suit Ray?"

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 03:23 PM (9XBK2)

237 224 Steevy, Not without hazard pay, still that was overt "more equal than equal."

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:23 PM (lo8RP)

238 Football is like America: over-officiated

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 03:23 PM (8sCoq)

239 "Pussy Rules" sounds like the name of a terrible peeler bar.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 20, 2013 03:23 PM (WzCDB)

240 Things are going to have to pick up some to hit that 51 over/under- a snoozefest so far.

Posted by: yadisneck at January 20, 2013 03:24 PM (Ekr+t)

241 234 She looks just like Michelle,most beautiful and smart first lady ever!

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 03:24 PM (9XBK2)

242 What would the call be if Ray Lewis started shanking players and refs? That's today's half-time show. Brother Ray's Travelling Love Retrospective.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 03:24 PM (aZ695)

243
    Be a really good game,if there were announcers.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 20, 2013 03:24 PM (SAMxH)

244 >>>Everybody hates the pussy rules unless it benefits their team.

I have no team in the hunt is post season and I really would like it if all 4 of the remaining teams lost and I say that was a bullshit call.


Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 03:24 PM (gCa4h)

245 Nah, I'm not mad.  And I don't care if my team does benefit from one of the pussy rules, they're still bullshit. 

Posted by: Adam at January 20, 2013 03:24 PM (/YJYi)

246 I hate to say it but Michelle looks like James Brown in drag. Seriously. I hate to say it because I do not mean to disrespect the late, great King of Soul.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2013 03:24 PM (C8mVl)

247 I hate to pick on Preezy's kids. But holy shit. That eldest daughter is teh fugly. Posted by: Al at January 20, 2013 07:23 PM (V70Uh) She looks like her dickhead father. I pity the poor girl.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/b][/u] at January 20, 2013 03:24 PM (CA2NO)

248 234 Al, Oddly the princess will be off limits even as she approaches the Bush twin's age. And to be fair I am pretty sure she is considered as hot as her mom back on Kronos.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:25 PM (lo8RP)

249 Once in every generation, there is a Harvard man in the NFL. Matt Birk, the Ravens center, graduated from Harvard with a degree in economics.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2013 03:26 PM (aH+zP)

250 Evening, all! Despite being a Pats fan, I'm not watching the game. I can't watch the Pats when they play; I get way too tense and end up screaming at the TV for four straight hours. I think you are my long list sister.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 03:26 PM (aZ695)

251 Funny.  I think she takes the ugly from both of them.



Posted by: Al at January 20, 2013 03:26 PM (V70Uh)

252 241 234 She looks just like Michelle,most beautiful and smart first lady ever!

---

And the youngest looks just like me.

Posted by: Van Jones at January 20, 2013 03:26 PM (BVkEs)

253 The rules are only going to get worse.Next season there will probably be no blocking below the waist  and God know's what else Goodell will think up.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 03:26 PM (9XBK2)

254 I think you are my long list sister. Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 07:26 PM (aZ695) lol!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/b][/u] at January 20, 2013 03:27 PM (CA2NO)

255 Qb of the Bils went to Harvard didn't he?He's a turnover machine second only to Mark Sanchez though.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 03:28 PM (9XBK2)

256 Next season there will probably be no blocking below the waist and God know's what else Goodell will think up.

Pelosi will come up with a set of rules that explain when you've been 'deemed tackled'.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 20, 2013 03:28 PM (WzCDB)

257 >The rules are only going to get worse.Next season there will probably be no blocking below the waist


don't joke- that's been mentioned

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 03:28 PM (8sCoq)

258 233 Sean Bannion, The start of "merry Xmas Boston" BUT FEW THINGS COMPARE TO THE FORCIBLE RAPE Michael Irvin got away with on DBs compared to other WRs.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:28 PM (lo8RP)

259 yeah Torrey Smith- fresh off last week's torching of Champ bailey

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 03:28 PM (8sCoq)

260 252 Van Jones, Earth's secret weapon...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:29 PM (lo8RP)

261 I think the NFL should skip all the pansy-ass new rules and design "Iron Man"style suits for the players to wear.Totally indestructible shitthat doesn't weigh much. Get us one step closer to Robot Football.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 20, 2013 03:29 PM (ZshNr)

262 I'm liking this-- 1st n GOAL

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 03:29 PM (8sCoq)

263 YEAH LI'L RAY

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 03:30 PM (8sCoq)

264 design "Iron Man"style suits for the players to wear.

Players won't wear 'em.  It'll cover their tattoos.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 03:30 PM (gCa4h)

265 Touchdown Ravens!

Posted by: CAC at January 20, 2013 03:31 PM (6gk77)

266 I thought that Chelsea Clinton (spit) was dog ugly.  Malia better watch out or Dad will mistakenly put her on the BBQ and gobble her up.


Posted by: Al at January 20, 2013 03:32 PM (V70Uh)

267 While we're in TO

Little 'Lucy McClane' is all growed up

http://is.gd/31Z1Tt

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 03:32 PM (8sCoq)

268 Funny. I think she takes the ugly from both of them. Posted by: Al at January 20, 2013 07:26 PM (V70Uh) She's got Bammy's bug eyes, shit-eating smile and pointy nose, her mother's huge forehead, and a long neck that would be lovely if she didn't share her mother's fashion sense. She'd do wonders for herself if she picked a flattering hairstyle to offset the worst of it and told her mother's stylists to go to Hell. Hey, at least she's not Chelsea. Nothing can help THAT girl.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/b][/u] at January 20, 2013 03:32 PM (CA2NO)

269
   For you Patriot fans, there's a fresh supply of crying towels in the corner over there.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 20, 2013 03:33 PM (SAMxH)

270 OK, I'm sorry.  that joke was rude.

But damn.  If barky didn't eat dog I couldn't have tried to make it.


Posted by: Al at January 20, 2013 03:33 PM (V70Uh)

271 261 LincolnTF, Cartoons but yeah why not. The NFL is a good indicator of the public mentality of its era. The 70s and North Dallas 40, the 80s and the 49ers applied efficiency and system analysis, the 90s and the snowbird dallas teams.....the whole NFL is becoming pansy ass socialistic "fascist safety cop" just like Nanny Bloomberg.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:33 PM (lo8RP)

272


And the youngest looks just like me.

 

Alexander?

Posted by: Michael Dorn at January 20, 2013 03:33 PM (4eNMP)

273 Bring it on Ravens. Pats don't even get warmed up until the second half.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 20, 2013 03:34 PM (ZshNr)

274
Hey, at least she's not Chelsea. Nothing can help THAT girl.

----

I know, riiiight?

Posted by: Amy Carter at January 20, 2013 03:34 PM (BVkEs)

275 I don't give a damn about football since the Falcons blew it (again).

However, I have an absolutely awesome meatloaf in the oven, and a garlic/butter sauce to accompany it simmering on the stovetop.

It's from Ina Garten's new cookbook, and it's from her favorite restaurant in the Hamptons.

So suck it, 49ers fans.  Just suck it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2013 03:34 PM (UOM48)

276 According to everything I've seen and heard on ESPN, Ray Lewis must have scored that touchdown.

Posted by: Icedog at January 20, 2013 03:34 PM (9ScGj)

277 Riots are now breaking out in SF.
I am going to Defcon 3.

Posted by: navybrat at January 20, 2013 03:35 PM (fnVfg)

278 shit its gonna be 67F in Denver on Wednesday

must be that global enwarmening

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 03:35 PM (8sCoq)

279 257 No joke,bet on it happening.I read a column by an asshole sportwriter about how it is the dirtiest legal play in football.Of course it further hurts the running game if they outlaw it but Goodell wants arena football anyway.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 03:36 PM (9XBK2)

280 According to everything I've seen and heard on ESPN, Ray Lewis must have scored that touchdown. He did....after he killed those two guys.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 03:36 PM (aZ695)

281 272 Michael Dorn, What was Michelle like in the gladiatorial arena sir?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:36 PM (lo8RP)

282
Crap, f' ing Patriots.  Anytime now? 

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2013 03:37 PM (p/cQy)

283 Chelsea has pretty good tits though.Remember the see through top?

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 03:37 PM (9XBK2)

284 another BS call

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 03:38 PM (8sCoq)

285 277 NavyBrat, You'll be okay steer clear of the YMCA.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:38 PM (lo8RP)

286 277 Riots are now breaking out in SF.


To be fair, the gangbangers in the ATL would be firing rounds in the air right now.


Screw ATL.  So glad we're not back in that racist shit-hole.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2013 03:38 PM (UOM48)

287 Does anyone, besides me, think that Star Trek TNG was really pushing it with those Klingon women outfits (big inside cleavage)?

The faces were hideous, but I enjoyed the tits.


Posted by: Al at January 20, 2013 03:38 PM (V70Uh)

288 275 Sounds awesome(though Garten is a classic elitist lefty bitch).

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 03:39 PM (9XBK2)

289 "I hate to say it but Michelle looks like James Brown in drag. Seriously. I hate to say it because I do not mean to disrespect the late, great King of Soul." Ooww Get Up Offa That Thing What did ah ever do ta yu?

Posted by: The late, great King of Soul at January 20, 2013 03:39 PM (+jNGt)

290 Heard some falcons fan got his throat cut by a 49ers fan after the game today

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 20, 2013 03:40 PM (NzBQO)

291 After the other game today, I expect Baltimore to be up by 3 at the half and then collapse in the second half.


Posted by: Al at January 20, 2013 03:40 PM (V70Uh)

292 Welker is one tough little guy.

Posted by: east of nowhere at January 20, 2013 03:40 PM (QTh+Z)

293 287 Al, The thing is that on Kronos woman monts YOU!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:41 PM (lo8RP)

294 287 The episode where Riker was on exchange aboard a Klingon ship was funny.The females were propositioning him and wondering if they could do him without breaking him.Reminded me of my fantasy about the Williams sisters.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 03:41 PM (9XBK2)

295 SF riot? 50% off sale on K-Y and gerbils?

Posted by: Icedog at January 20, 2013 03:41 PM (9ScGj)

296 Ravens win and the players are going to be insufferable.

Pats win and their fans are going to be insufferable.

Is there no way they can both lose?

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 03:41 PM (gCa4h)

297 test

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 20, 2013 03:42 PM (FKQng)

298 Star Trek women?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ahsw67f

Sign me up.

And screw the Patriots

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2013 03:42 PM (jlngc)

299 Yes I can comment again!

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 20, 2013 03:42 PM (FKQng)

300 Welker is one tough little guy. He is. I hope they give him his big payday next year after the year he's had.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 03:42 PM (aZ695)

301 290 Adam Smith's IPH, We call that "community outreach"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:42 PM (lo8RP)

302 204 Korean women are #1 by far Posted by: Truman North at January 20, 2013 07:14 PM (I2LwF) Frankly, I think it's a Thai!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2013 03:42 PM (Cnqmv)

303 292 Welker is one tough little guy.

----

Watch yourself, friend.


Posted by: Zombie Howard Cosell at January 20, 2013 03:43 PM (BVkEs)

304 arent they going to penalize BAL for tackling the ball carrier?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 03:43 PM (8sCoq)

305 and the refs score

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 03:43 PM (8sCoq)

306 296 wiserbud, You rang? /Smod

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:43 PM (lo8RP)

307 Belichick has the Trayvon look goin'.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at January 20, 2013 03:44 PM (X6akg)

308 That was perfect. Watching Brady read the D, switching Welker and then gunning the TD . Beautiful play calling.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 03:44 PM (ZshNr)

309 I hate the Harbaugh brothers and Ray Lewis is a murderer. So go Pats

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 20, 2013 03:44 PM (FKQng)

310 That was perfect. Watching Brady read the D, switching Welker and then gunning the TD . Beautiful play calling. Baltimore caught trying to switch the coverage. Can't do that when you're that close, just have to go with what you have.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 03:45 PM (aZ695)

311 294 Steevy, The one where your squad gets killed by them one by one, you cover yourself in mud and attack them with a stick?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:45 PM (lo8RP)

312 /Smod

I've given up believing in SMOD after it let me down this past November.

FU SMOD!!!

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 03:46 PM (gCa4h)

313 308 That was perfect. Watching Brady read the D, switching Welker and then gunning the TD . Beautiful play calling.

---

Thanks.

Posted by: Eye Spy at January 20, 2013 03:46 PM (BVkEs)

314 I hate the Harbaugh brothers and Ray Lewis is a murderer. I really think both the Harbaughs are class acts. Ray Lewis? He's a fucking scumbag.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 03:47 PM (aZ695)

315 307 Tami, If John Wayne Gacy had had a son he'd look a lot like Billyon.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:47 PM (lo8RP)

316 309 I hate the Harbaugh brothers and Ray Lewis is a murderer. So go Pats

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 20, 2013 07:44 PM (FKQng)



Ok, I get the Ray Lewis hate....but the Harbaugh brothers?  Why?

Posted by: Tami[/i] at January 20, 2013 03:49 PM (X6akg)

317 So glad I didn't make reservations a our club for the annual Super Bowl party.  We'll thankfully miss being among the few lone native southerners sitting in a large roomful of drunk yankees whooping and hollering.

I'm having some friends over who give/or don't give a shit about the game, and we'll have my seafood gumbo and other goodies.  The men can sit and watch the game or not, and we wimmins can drink and gossip.

Win-win.

Mooch's ears Will.  Burn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2013 03:49 PM (UOM48)

318 What thew fuck with that Big Mac ad my mind.

Posted by: CAC at January 20, 2013 03:50 PM (6gk77)

319 Mooch's ears Will. Burn. No Libs in the bunch? You'll be in your glory.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 03:50 PM (aZ695)

320 316 Tami, The hype I suspect. I respected the work at Stanford though.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:50 PM (lo8RP)

321 317 I often sit with the wimmin for the gossip.It's delightfully vicious.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 03:51 PM (9XBK2)

322 Boom. If you're gonna get a sack, now's a great time to do it. Right into the two-minute offense, just the way I like it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 03:51 PM (ZshNr)

323 what's the Navy's next motto gonna be? "Come Cruise With Us On Our Fun Ships" ??

Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 03:51 PM (LPRBM)

324 >> FU SMOD!!! Patience my love.

Posted by: SMOD at January 20, 2013 03:52 PM (pUqSw)

325 If John Wayne Gacy had had a son he'd look a lot like Billyon.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 07:47 PM (lo8RP)


He did have a son...and you're right.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at January 20, 2013 03:52 PM (X6akg)

326 Ray Lewis? He's a fucking scumbag.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 07:47 PM (aZ695)



Blasphemer!

Posted by: Peter King at January 20, 2013 03:53 PM (/YJYi)

327 319 Mooch's ears Will. Burn.

No Libs in the bunch? You'll be in your glory.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 07:50 PM (aZ695




Hell no.  I don't make my gumbo for trash.  (Feeling sad and mean at the same time right now.)



Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2013 03:53 PM (UOM48)

328 323 Soothsayer, It's a dream job for Bradley Manning or Nymphomaiacs. The Navy is entering a very interesting epoch in its evolution.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:53 PM (lo8RP)

329 325 Tami, Broken clocks and all that. I'm happy coaching was enough of a kick to keep Billyon from Dad's work.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:55 PM (lo8RP)

330 Harvard has Matt Birk for the Ravens, Ryan Fitzpatrick of the Buffalo Bills, and may even have a third in Oakland...DL Desmond Bryant. Shit...many FBS teams would be happy to have that many.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 20, 2013 03:55 PM (MUivq)

331 I never wat to see that Big Mac commercial again. The world just stopped making sense.

Posted by: CAC at January 20, 2013 03:55 PM (C3KwS)

332 Blasphemer! Last time I checked, the Pats didn't have any convicted felons on their roster

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 03:55 PM (aZ695)

333 And go Pats.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 20, 2013 03:55 PM (MUivq)

334 Isn't Beyonce the halftime act at the Super Bowl? Didn't she say something derogatory during the election, slamming at least half the country? And weren't there calls for her removal as the Super Bowl entertainment?

Yes.Yes.Yes.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 20, 2013 03:56 PM (BVkEs)

335 Army's next motto: "Be A Good Person"

Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 03:56 PM (+oin+)

336 ref threw a nice block

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 03:57 PM (8sCoq)

337 WTF was that? Brady fell down so he wouldn't hurt the ref?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 03:57 PM (ZshNr)

338 Was Brady scared of the minority official?  

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2013 03:57 PM (w3+gB)

339 Nice open field tackle by the official! At least he was black, so nothing to see here

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 20, 2013 03:57 PM (MUivq)

340 217 Sean Bannion, Which time? Heh it's all good fella just mocking the idiocy of the rule and it's innate variable application. Rodney was my guy 1st remember? I'm a Bolt fan

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:58 PM (lo8RP)

341 Yeahhhhhhh!!!!!!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 03:58 PM (ZshNr)

342 We can all look forward to Dear Leader making himself the center of attention the night of the Super Bowl.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2013 03:58 PM (UOM48)

343 Hater saying the Pats "cheated" on that play in 3...2....1...

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 03:58 PM (aZ695)

344 Marine Corps? "The Fair. The Diverse. The Marines."

Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 03:58 PM (hA+ft)

345 Direct snap, bitchez! Boom.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 03:59 PM (ZshNr)

346 Had that been a white ref stopping RG3, Piss Matthews may have crapper himself

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 20, 2013 03:59 PM (MUivq)

347 Alec Baldwin is hosting the NFL Honors?????

Srsly????

What, they couldn't book TFG?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2013 03:59 PM (UOM48)

348 Brady was not set on that play when the ball was snapped

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 03:59 PM (EAAfY)

349 335 soothsayer, "Help the opfor feel better about their cause." All the braches are being hurt.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 03:59 PM (lo8RP)

350 "So suck it, Dick fans. Just suck it." I'll be right over.

Posted by: Barry Obama at January 20, 2013 03:59 PM (+jNGt)

351 Overthrow.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 04:00 PM (ZshNr)

352 I wonder who win will the NFL Man of the Year Award. Bill Clinton? Our Protector-in-Chief?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2013 04:01 PM (C8mVl)

353 347 Alec Baldwin is hosting the NFL Honors?????

Srsly????

What, they couldn't book TFG?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2013 07:59 PM (UOM4


No shit!  And they're honoring my favorite football player, Walter Payton.


Effing Baldwin.....way to screw up the honor NFL.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at January 20, 2013 04:01 PM (X6akg)

354 Pats at the Ravens 10! Less than 30 secs in the half.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 04:01 PM (ZshNr)

355 Hey Kruger...have a party...invite your pants down.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 20, 2013 04:01 PM (MUivq)

356 "If you don't have something good to say about someone, come sit next to me." - Dorothy Parker.

Posted by: Al at January 20, 2013 04:01 PM (V70Uh)

357 Pretty bad clock management there, Billy

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 20, 2013 04:03 PM (MUivq)

358 He was never convicted!  I don't care if they never found his bloody shirt!  He's a god among men!  I got a stiffy watching him and Payton talk after the game last week.

Posted by: Peter King at January 20, 2013 04:03 PM (/YJYi)

359 343 Sean B, Whoa cowboy...one of these two teams has to win, I'm cheering for SMOD. If Brady gets away with changing NL rules on the fly so QBs with surnames starting with B and ending with Y no longer have to set, be happy not mad bub.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 04:03 PM (lo8RP)

360 Oh well, FG is points. 13-7 at the half, not too shabby.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 04:03 PM (ZshNr)

361 @348 Offense is allowed to have one man in motion at the snap, Lombardi. Nice try though.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 20, 2013 04:03 PM (MUivq)

362 Poor clock management.  Hernandez should have gone out of bounds the play before that too.

I guess I am learnin a lesson for bettin on the Pats.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2013 04:04 PM (p/cQy)

363 Patience my love.

Posted by: SMOD at January 20, 2013 07:52 PM (pUqSw)

SMOD... why have you forsaken us?

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 04:04 PM (gCa4h)

364 353 Tami, Sweetness was one of a kind.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 04:04 PM (lo8RP)

365 If Brady gets away with changing NL rules on the fly ... sven, I love ya like a brother but....do you know how stupid that sounds? Brady changed that rules?? Brady?? What, was he on the Rules Committee that year, and they stopped the game just to consult with him and take a vote?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 04:05 PM (aZ695)

366 You can tell Gronk wants to totally bro out watching this game but he's in the owners box so he has to behave.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 20, 2013 04:06 PM (NzBQO)

367 361 @348 Offense is allowed to have one man in motion at the snap, Lombardi. Nice try though.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 20, 2013 08:03 PM (MUivq)

 

Wow rude much. There is a difference between making an illegal movement during the snap and being a man in motion during the snap.

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 04:06 PM (EAAfY)

368 Really poor clock management from a team that is tremendously good at clock management. I really hope those four points are not the difference in the game.

Posted by: Truman North at January 20, 2013 04:07 PM (I2LwF)

369 NFL Person of the Year:  Replacement Refs

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 04:07 PM (gCa4h)

370 >>>What do you tell your team at half time?

This could be Ray Lewis' last game, so don't be shy, and pass that cocaine to everybody!

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2013 04:07 PM (w3+gB)

371 Bannion, you stirring up shit in here?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 04:08 PM (GEICT)

372 I don't get the clock mgmt either. Weird.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 20, 2013 04:08 PM (ZshNr)

373 "Wow rude much. There is a difference between making an illegal movement during the snap and being a man in motion during the snap." That's what I told Reggie but a man in motion during the snap is hard to stop.

Posted by: Barry Obama at January 20, 2013 04:08 PM (+jNGt)

374 Not that happy with the FG instead of a TD there.  Oh, well . . .

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 20, 2013 04:09 PM (kpCLl)

375 365 Sean Bannion, See "tuck rule" a rule that has not been enforced in quite the same way to this day. Look Sean if Smod hit ON Brady it would crack. It's all good, I'm a Michigan fan he's the luckiest QB there 've ever seen

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 04:09 PM (lo8RP)

376 Sweetness was one of a kind.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 08:04 PM (lo8RP)


He sure was.  I lived in Chicago from '81-'94.  Great person and football player.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at January 20, 2013 04:09 PM (X6akg)

377 367 Lou's a girl, Or there were a LOT of bad calls against the Martz rams....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 04:10 PM (lo8RP)

378

just got home

did brady cry yet?

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 20, 2013 04:11 PM (5xMC3)

379 378 just got home did brady cry yet? Posted by: navycopjoe at January 20, 2013 08:11 PM (5xMC3) No, but Ray did.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 04:11 PM (GEICT)

380 I bet some of the Ravens half-hope they lose so they never ever have to listen to another Reverend Stabby conniption fit pre-game sermon. Loud ass asshole.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 20, 2013 04:11 PM (ZshNr)

381 did lewis cut anyone yet?

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 20, 2013 04:11 PM (5xMC3)

382 "See "tuck rule" a rule that has not been enforced in quite the same way to this day." "tuck rule"....snicker, snicker...I know all about the "tuck rule." Just ask Reggie.

Posted by: Barry Obama at January 20, 2013 04:12 PM (+jNGt)

383 373 Barry O'bama, Barry vertical thrusting motion seldom legal

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 04:12 PM (lo8RP)

384 Bannion, you stirring up shit in here? Yeah. That's me. I forgot that for today we suspended the rule that there's no whining in football. My bad, I'll get back on track.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 04:12 PM (aZ695)

385 Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 07:56 PM (+oin+) New Marine Corpse No better friend!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2013 04:12 PM (Cnqmv)

386

#####looks around####

is peaches here?

is it safe to make fun of Justin beiber brady?

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 20, 2013 04:13 PM (5xMC3)

387 Yeah. That's me. I forgot that for today we suspended the rule that there's no whining in football. My bad, I'll get back on track. Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 08:12 PM (aZ695) Oh man, whining is the most important part! How else would you prove to everyone how much of a TruFan you are?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 04:14 PM (GEICT)

388 387  Read the rest at PJM.These people are fucking sickibastards.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 04:15 PM (9XBK2)

389 is it safe to make fun of Justin beiber brady? I sure do miss the Tom Brady we had before he started taking himself too seriously.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 04:15 PM (aZ695)

390 joe, did your Bears win today?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 04:16 PM (8dspl)

391 I sure do miss the Tom Brady we had before he started taking himself too seriously.

You knew him in the womb?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 20, 2013 04:16 PM (hO8IJ)

392 36 NCJ, If making fun of Brady's man crush on Bieber is wrong I ain' ever gonna be right

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 04:16 PM (lo8RP)

393 hey, joe, how's that new coach?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 04:17 PM (052zE)

394 Dollars to dough nuts Foreman has a psycho-collage of Obama pics plastered all over the walls of a secret room in his house.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 20, 2013 04:17 PM (ZshNr)

395 You knew him in the womb? You had to know a. It more of the local sports lore from 2000-2004. He wasn't anything like he is now.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 04:17 PM (aZ695)

396 Tom Foreman, a CNN anchor and reporter, revealed that he has written a letter to President Obama every day of his first term.

Wanta bet all the pages he wrote came from a notebook with "TF ♥ BO" and "Tom F. Obama" scribbled all over it?

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 04:17 PM (gCa4h)

397 "vertical thrusting motion seldom legal" Don't I know it. I'm surprised Reggie is still interested what with all the stretch marks. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Barry Obama at January 20, 2013 04:18 PM (+jNGt)

398 The Bears are extra special racist because they fired a black coach.So sayeth Peter King and the ESPN weenies(and the NFL front office).

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 04:18 PM (9XBK2)

399 392 Ms Radish, I'd say pre insemination. Theegg was humble, that little swimmer was Cocky.... Thanks tip the waitress...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 04:18 PM (lo8RP)

400

*****tweet*****

personal foul

roughing the passer

#58 gave tom brady a mean look

15 yards and an automatic first down

SWOON!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 20, 2013 04:18 PM (5xMC3)

401 Scientology commercials? Really?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 20, 2013 04:19 PM (NzBQO)

402 Ray Lewis has been very inactive. Is he crying on the sidelines?

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 20, 2013 04:19 PM (FKQng)

403

403Ray Lewis has been very inactive. Is he crying on the sidelines?

 

........................

 

Hopefully preparing his farewell speech to America.

Posted by: Molly k. at January 20, 2013 04:21 PM (YiUfE)

404 Spikes. A beast in college. A beast in the NFL.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 04:22 PM (GEICT)

405 G-d wants the Ravens to win. He wants his disciple Raymond Lewis to go to the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2013 04:23 PM (jucos)

406 oh yeah. Today was bamis inauguration

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 20, 2013 04:23 PM (FKQng)

407 Hopefully preparing his farewell speech to America.

You are quite the optimist.

Sadly, we will not be rid of Killer that easy.  Guaranteed he gets hired by ESPN.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 04:24 PM (gCa4h)

408 Brandon Spikes is a good twitter follow. Not great, but quirky enough to follow for occasional laughs. Oh, and horoscopes.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 04:24 PM (ZshNr)

409 406 G-d wants the Ravens to win. He wants his disciple Raymond Lewis to go to the Super Bowl. Oh? He got plans to shank St. Peter and throw Jesus for a loss?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 04:24 PM (aZ695)

410

****tweet****

pass interference

brady overthrew threw the ball so someone must have interfered cause brady never does that

SWOON

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 20, 2013 04:25 PM (5xMC3)

411 G-d wants the Ravens to win. He wants his disciple Raymond Lewis to go to the Super Bowl.

G_d hates us.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 04:25 PM (gCa4h)

412 407 oh yeah. Today was bamis inauguration

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 20, 2013 08:23 PM (FKQng)

 

And the great orator said "I did it" swoon, tears, gnashing of teeth...

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 04:25 PM (EAAfY)

413 401 Ncj, If Rayenthal played 21 positions the media couldn't be more over the top.....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 04:25 PM (LRFds)

414 Who dwopped the banana pee-wul on duh flo-wuh?

Posted by: Bahbwah Wawtahs at January 20, 2013 04:27 PM (d4vjp)

415 414  yep

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 20, 2013 04:27 PM (5xMC3)

416

Posted by: navycopjoe

 

Are you a whiny cunt out loud during these games? Do people throw shit at you? Or do you watch alone? Very, very alone...

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 04:27 PM (ZshNr)

417 Guaranteed he gets hired by ESPN. Hell, ESPN? Never mind that, Roger Fuckin' Goodell was talking about hiring him as an advisor of some sort. Perhaps the NFL has a "Play 20 to life" program and Lewis will be doing outreach to the "Incarcerated-American Community"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 04:27 PM (aZ695)

418 Ya'll quit knocking the Marine Corps until our son gets out next fall.

Last Super Bowl, he had just come in from a long convoy in A-Stan.  He was based out of Leatherneck.  We asked him how he liked the game.

"I took my first shower in a week, and crashed in my bunk.  Even if my beloved Falcons had been playing, I would have been too exhausted to care."

So sad he doesn't get to see his Falcons in the Super Bowl this year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2013 04:28 PM (UOM48)

419 another flag on BAL for playing football

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 04:28 PM (8sCoq)

420 That was a BS call.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at January 20, 2013 04:28 PM (X6akg)

421 Wes Welker is one tough little guy.

Posted by: east of nowhere at January 20, 2013 04:29 PM (QTh+Z)

422 > That was a BS call.

#3

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 04:29 PM (8sCoq)

423 Seems like some Pats fans are very, very touchy.

Posted by: Ronster at January 20, 2013 04:29 PM (JgkPs)

424 Ravens are playing Patriots + refs

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 04:29 PM (8sCoq)

425

417  nah

just a h8r since my bears suck and broke my heart again

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 20, 2013 04:30 PM (5xMC3)

426

And the refs were told at halftime, the pats will win this game, seeee.

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 04:30 PM (EAAfY)

427 Neither of these quarterbacks is passing half as well as the QBs from the early game. I knew Flacco's long passes last week were a fluke.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 04:30 PM (g3wOT)

428 If the Pats get to the SB they will win,because they won't be playing the Giants.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 04:31 PM (9XBK2)

429 Calls for fair catch, got hit, no call, yeah the fix is so in!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 04:31 PM (EAAfY)

430 Gotta say these helmet to helmet calls are being enforced in the strictest possible way. No consideration of momentum, intent or injury required, just the sound of helmet on helmet triggers a flag.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 04:31 PM (ZshNr)

431 If the Pats get to the SB they will win,because they won't be playing the Giants. I'm only laughing because it is true. Brady has been Eli's bitch the last 2 trips.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 20, 2013 04:33 PM (aZ695)

432 flag on BAL for trying to catch the ball?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 04:33 PM (8sCoq)

433 I knew Flacco's long passes last week were a fluke. Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 08:30 PM (g3wOT) ---------------------------------------------------- Flacco is an average Quarterback..... at best.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2013 04:34 PM (jucos)

434 pheww

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 04:34 PM (8sCoq)

435 424 Ronster, It's embarassing getting ref aid. Take it from a Jerry Rice fan. Late career it got zany.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 04:34 PM (LRFds)

436 "Who dwopped the banana pee-wul on duh flo-wuh?" I did it. It's the only way I can get Reggie to look at my ass these days.

Posted by: Barry Obama at January 20, 2013 04:34 PM (+jNGt)

437 > I knew Flacco's long passes last week were a fluke.
Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 08:30 PM (g3wOT)


Didn't feel like a fluke

Posted by: Champ Bailey at January 20, 2013 04:35 PM (8sCoq)

438 bs non call

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 04:36 PM (8sCoq)

439 That choke by the Bronco's will be remembered a long time,unless they win a SB very soon.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 04:36 PM (9XBK2)

440 Hey refs BAL getting too close to NE endszone- better throw some flags

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 04:36 PM (8sCoq)

441 Will NEVER, EVER Tomasina Brady. EVER

Posted by: Herpglerble at January 20, 2013 04:37 PM (QRoQU)

442 429 steevy, Pretty much if you only knew the hate I have for the NYG you'd know how hard it was to cheer for them.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 04:37 PM (LRFds)

443 will someone please telL these players to stop waving their hands, looking for a flag, AFTER EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PLAY?!!?!?

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 04:38 PM (gCa4h)

444 Come on, Pats D!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 04:38 PM (ZshNr)

445 here comes a holding flag

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 20, 2013 04:38 PM (5xMC3)

446 yeesh

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2013 04:38 PM (p/cQy)

447 >That choke by the Bronco's will be remembered a long time,unless they win a SB very soon.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 08:36 PM (9XBK2)


funny thing is, Peyton Manning has a losing record in post season play


little brother is the clutch player

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 04:38 PM (8sCoq)

448 441 Hey refs BAL getting too close to NE endszone- better throw some flags

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 08:36 PM (8sCoq)

 

Yeah, cant stand the nfl anymore!

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 04:39 PM (EAAfY)

449 ummm, no one heard the helmet to helmet

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 20, 2013 04:39 PM (5xMC3)

450 Holy shit, that's a hit!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 04:39 PM (ZshNr)

451 Gee, no helmet to helmet there, huh?

Posted by: Tami[/i] at January 20, 2013 04:39 PM (X6akg)

452 BALTIMORE WAS ALLOWED TO SCORE

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 04:39 PM (8sCoq)

453 That choke by the Bronco's will be remembered a long time,unless they win a SB very soon. Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 08:36 PM (9XBK2) -------------------------------------------------------- Mannings interceptions were big. The Strong Safety allowing the WR get behind his to catch the game tying TD with 34 seconds left was HUGE. Denver NOT running a play when they had 31 seconds left in the game was a MONUMENTAL fuck up. Denver gave that game to Baltimore.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2013 04:40 PM (jucos)

454 418 Sean B, Yup. Hard to figure out.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 04:40 PM (LRFds)

455 >Gee, no helmet to helmet there, huh?

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2013 08:39 PM (X6akg)


I saw it- refs 'did not'

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 04:40 PM (8sCoq)

456 And all for naught....... Onward and upward!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 04:40 PM (ZshNr)

457 that's why they get paid the big bucks!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 20, 2013 04:41 PM (GVxQo)

458 > Denver NOT running a play when they had 31 seconds left in the game was a MONUMENTAL fuck up.



Elway and Fox spent A WEEK on local TV explaining THAT one!

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 04:41 PM (8sCoq)

459 "Hey refs BAL getting too close to NE endszone- better throw some flags" That's pretty close to what I said to Reggie. It's like you were in the room with us. Psst. Don't tell Michelle

Posted by: Barry Obama at January 20, 2013 04:41 PM (+jNGt)

460 >>>will someone please telL these players to stop waving their hands, looking for a flag, AFTER EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PLAY?!!?!?

Good luck with that.  These NFL players are almost as bad as the LeBron generation of NBA crybaby bitches.

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2013 04:42 PM (w3+gB)

461 And now for something totally different, here's a Brandon Spike Tweet from Friday..........brandon spikesþ  

Currently giving my pillows amazing head !! 😴😴😴😴 gnight world.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 04:42 PM (ZshNr)

462

lets see

pats are down so in this next drive there will be at least one pass interference and a roughing

 

lets see, shall we?

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 20, 2013 04:43 PM (5xMC3)

463 454 Yep to all three.I said to myself when they took a knee"no way they win this game now".I wonder if that was all the coaches call or if Manning agreed?Anyway yeah,Eli is more clutch but big bro has one SB ring at least.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 04:44 PM (9XBK2)

464 >will someone please telL these players to stop waving their hands, looking for a flag, AFTER EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PLAY?!!?!?


in a fucked up system, you try to game the system

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 04:44 PM (8sCoq)

465 see helmet to helmet is about NOT MAKING A SOUND so long as the laws of kinetics and physics do not hold in such a way that the ref can pretend he did not hear that.....

whatevs.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 04:44 PM (LRFds)

466 Bull. Great chest to chest, wrapped him up and planted him. Some of you sound like the the FSA whining about teh evil rich people.

Posted by: teej at January 20, 2013 04:44 PM (HT2Nt)

467 I hope they turn on the tornado machine when Baltimore gets the ball back.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 04:45 PM (ZshNr)

468 lets see pats are down so in this next drive there will be at least one pass interference and a roughing lets see, shall we? Posted by: navycopjoe at January 20, 2013 08:43 PM (5xMC3) ---------------------------------------------------------- Throw in a Helmet to Helmet personal foul and I think you got it.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2013 04:45 PM (jucos)

469

464   big bro has one SB ring at least

only because lovie smith sucked as a coach that game

"hey, lets give manning the middle!!  that'll work!!"

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 20, 2013 04:45 PM (5xMC3)

470 navycop you are right-   look for BAL to be penalized 15 yds for giving Brady dirty looks

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 04:45 PM (8sCoq)

471 Eli is more clutch but big bro has one SB ring at least. Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 08:44 PM (9XBK2) -------------------------------------------------------- He has 2

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2013 04:46 PM (jucos)

472 461 Fritz,

nothing quite like watching a 262 pound tight end emo out when a 195 pound sfaety is "too rough"....

on the bright side the TE should be happy Rayenthal doesn't work on being a sushi chef for him

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 04:46 PM (LRFds)

473
All I know is I am boned on this one.

Eh, win a 100, lose 200 it all evens out.  Wait....MotherF???

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2013 04:47 PM (p/cQy)

474 Eli Manning, probably the best QB to play who acts like he hates having to play the game.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 04:47 PM (LRFds)

475 Sorry, Guy. Gotta hate losing the late game. You knew it was kind of an exotic one, obviously. Didn't sound crazy to me considering the payout. 

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 04:48 PM (ZshNr)

476 *TWEEEEEEET* Personal foul. Mussing the Quarterbacks hair. 15 yards, automatic first down.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2013 04:48 PM (jucos)

477

wth?

a ref isn't getting an envelope tonight

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 20, 2013 04:49 PM (5xMC3)

478 So I'd pretty much grow a vagina instantly if I switched to Downton Abbey at 9, right? Like, even if my excuse is that I hate both teams?

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 20, 2013 04:50 PM (81ahw)

479

so, who do the refs love more...

pats or packers?

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 20, 2013 04:50 PM (5xMC3)

480 surprised BAL wasn't penalized for not fumbling the punt

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 04:51 PM (8sCoq)

481 ncj. Packers. By a country mile.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2013 04:51 PM (jucos)

482
No risk, no reward as they say.  Pats better start risking something though.  Denver let the Ravens hang around and whammo.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2013 04:51 PM (p/cQy)

483

482  yep

but the insanity known as packer fans will just say i'm talking shit cause the bears suck or some nonsence

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 20, 2013 04:52 PM (5xMC3)

484 I don't think the ref's "love" anyone but I do think they are susceptible to the influence of certain fans in certain stadiums more than others.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 04:52 PM (9XBK2)

485 Uggh

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 04:52 PM (ZshNr)

486 Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 20, 2013 08:50 PM (81ahw)


Only if you can already bat your eyes!

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB (for the Children, of course) at January 20, 2013 04:53 PM (Cnqmv)

487
so, who do the refs love more...
pats or packers?

Pats. 

Robert Kraft has more money.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 04:53 PM (gCa4h)

488 480
so, who do the refs love more...
pats or packers?

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 20, 2013 08:50 PM (5xMC3)

 

Gotta throw denver in that mix.

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 04:54 PM (EAAfY)

489 485 Steevy,

There's a psychology involved I suspect.  They're human so they make calls based on what they do and don't see based on expected performance. Rice trapped a lot of balls for catches over the years and why?

He's Jerry goddamned Rice and he did have awesome finger strength.

The fact that Darth Raider will kill you probably impacts their calls too.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 04:54 PM (LRFds)

490

489  true that

maybe seattle too

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 20, 2013 04:55 PM (5xMC3)

491 489 lou's a girl,

and the NYG......

The Giants got away with murder...the pressure not to seem too ticky tacky against dirty teams let's some teams get away with more....

see one of my guilty pleasures Glanville, Jerry

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 04:56 PM (LRFds)

492 Okay, if wife doesn't come downstairs I'll stick with the game.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 20, 2013 04:56 PM (81ahw)

493 479 Paul Zummo,

I am about to start knitting doilies...

you're okay by my book...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 04:57 PM (LRFds)

494 Jane D'oh; God bless your boy. Mine's on his way in.

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 20, 2013 04:57 PM (aT/Cc)

495 also the refs have meetings for each game and talk about the teams and players involved in their game- frinstance, every crew that refs a Steelers game talks about James Harrison's playing style

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 04:57 PM (8sCoq)

496
Peaches seems a little quiet this week.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2013 04:57 PM (p/cQy)

497 492 489 lou's a girl,

and the NYG......

The Giants got away with murder...the pressure not to seem too ticky tacky against dirty teams let's some teams get away with more....

see one of my guilty pleasures Glanville, Jerry

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 08:56 PM (LRFds)

 

Yep I just want a fair game, I swear just let them play football. I wish we still had the replacement refs, they did not know what they were doing, but they fucked everyone equally.

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 04:58 PM (EAAfY)

498 Flacco is getting awesome pass protection.  It's fucking sinfully outrageous.

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2013 04:58 PM (w3+gB)

499 The Giants got away with murder.

You're kidding, right?

The Giants have more bad calls against them than any team in the NFL.

See:  "Pass interference call" in last game against Pats in their almost-perfect season

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 04:58 PM (gCa4h)

500 This is brutal. Gonna need two scores in the 4th quarter. A little defense would help that cause.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 04:58 PM (ZshNr)

501

what the hell?  they didn't throw a pick six in the red zone?

oh wait....

that's not jay cutler!!!

 

FML

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 20, 2013 04:58 PM (5xMC3)

502 So between Harbaugh Bowl and Ray Lewis's last game, which media narrative will be the most painfully nauseating after two weeks?

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 20, 2013 04:59 PM (81ahw)

503 Flacco is getting awesome pass protection. It's fucking sinfully outrageous. Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2013 08:58 PM (w3+gB) ================================== I like how their working the counter run into their offense. Seems to have New England back on their heels.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2013 04:59 PM (jucos)

504 496 Jones in CO,

that is almost dead on...no joke.

You ought to read They Call Me Dirty, by Conrad Dobler or They Call Me Assassin by Jack Tatum.

They both were made public enemy #1 at their positions by the league.

Funny as hell too.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 04:59 PM (LRFds)

505 The Giants have more bad calls against them than any team in the NFL.

See: "Pass interference call" in last game against Pats in their almost-perfect season

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 08:58 PM (gCa4h)

 

Tuck rule, that is all!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 04:59 PM (EAAfY)

506 503 Paul Zummo,

Barack Obama's role in the gameplanning for both super bowl teams...

you heard it here first

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:00 PM (LRFds)

507 Ruh Roh.... Ravens.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 20, 2013 05:01 PM (BVkEs)

508 F***you Tom Brady!

Posted by: Norv turner at January 20, 2013 05:01 PM (M5qgo)

509 also it's practically a felony to touch Aaron Rodgers during a football game

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:02 PM (8sCoq)

510 497 Guy Mohawk,

I suspect she is alternating between rage and ecstatic joy hard....

probably a bitch to type easily

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:02 PM (LRFds)

511 As for those saying the Giants get all the calls - please watch a tape of NFC divisional playoff game against Packers last year.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 20, 2013 05:02 PM (81ahw)

512 Baltimore has an 8 point lead with one quarter to play. Money time.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 05:03 PM (g3wOT)

513 the danger BAL faces is getting SO emotional that they do something stupid

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:03 PM (8sCoq)

514 510 Jones in CO,

eh some....I loathe how long he held on and his hype machine at the end and sending pics of your crank probably not cool but Favre is probably the last of the "kill me now please' QBs....or maybe Big ben

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:03 PM (LRFds)

515 Tuck rule, that is all!!

2007(?)  (not totally sure of the year):  Hey, the Giants just beat the Niners in SF to go to the Super Bowl.  We can't have that!  Let's give the Niners another play!

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 05:03 PM (gCa4h)

516 514 Jones in CO,

like gunning down the Pats?

Yeah I would be wearing a vest myself.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:03 PM (LRFds)

517 Jane D'oh; God bless your boy. Mine's on his way in.

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 20, 2013 08:57 PM (aT/Cc)


God bless them both, and keep all our troops safe from harm and from Obama!

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB (for the Children, of course) at January 20, 2013 05:04 PM (Cnqmv)

518 Offaahh ..  Ravens winning ?  ooffaahhh ...

Posted by: grease monkey at January 20, 2013 05:04 PM (VSWPU)

519 510Yeah but it's all Qb's with obviously the bigger stars getting even better treatment.The only league sanctioned rules benefiting one oplayer I recall was the NBA with Jordan.As great as he know doubt was the officials assisted  him greatly and it was league policy.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 05:05 PM (9XBK2)

520 ouch

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 05:05 PM (ZshNr)

521 Aaaannnnddd he's dead.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 05:05 PM (GEICT)

522

481surprised BAL wasn't penalized for not fumbling the punt

 

...................................

 

Makes one wonder. I just went to see what the spread was on this game and saw that they have an early bet on SF vs NE...It's a pick em with with 53 as the over/under. No line up on a possible SF vs Baltimore.

Posted by: Molly k. at January 20, 2013 05:05 PM (YiUfE)

523 WHAT ARE NE TEAM OFFICIALS DOING ON THE FIELD AFTER A FUMBLE

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:06 PM (8sCoq)

524 Here's a story ...of a man named Brady ..   forgot the rest .. Brady Bunch not bunching ? ooffaahh.

Posted by: grease monkey at January 20, 2013 05:06 PM (VSWPU)

525 Refs are more concerned about the ball than the player?

Sad.

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2013 05:06 PM (w3+gB)

526 Baltimore recovers fumble on the New England 46. That was big.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 05:06 PM (g3wOT)

527 If they were wearing pink this kinda shit wouldn't happen.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 20, 2013 05:07 PM (aZ6ew)

528 i EXPECT bELICHICK will challenge



effing capslock

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:07 PM (8sCoq)

529 " WHAT ARE NE TEAM OFFICIALS DOING ON THE FIELD AFTER A FUMBLE" One of their players possibly dead. Checking on that.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 20, 2013 05:07 PM (81ahw)

530 520 Idiot,

yes...considering my favorite players are also black that must be it you fucking retard.

he's a classless thug that skated on a murder he was at least "involved in laying the groundwork for"....

and your Obama blowing media wants me to suck him off for the last five years.

Fuck you.

The people here knew I was a huge Cam Newton booster at Auburn.

Again in summary, fuck you.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:07 PM (LRFds)

531 526 Refs are more concerned about the ball than the player? Sad. Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2013 09:06 PM (w3+gB) It's not the refs' job to be concerned about an injury on the field.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 05:07 PM (GEICT)

532 Klassy Ravens. Sorry Peaches. I was rooting for the Pats which seems to have doomed them.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 20, 2013 05:07 PM (5H6zj)

533 Ridley went down like he just found an Alien in the cat.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2013 05:07 PM (aH+zP)

534 I think this will be ruled not a fumble, if NE challenges

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:07 PM (8sCoq)

535 Both of my brothers played football, one through college and the other through high school until a knee injury did him in. They said that it got really ugly at the bottom of those piles; no detail was needed because I got the drift.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 20, 2013 05:08 PM (X11b6)

536 not a fumble = unfumble

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:09 PM (8sCoq)

537 huh- I'll be horn-swoggled

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:09 PM (8sCoq)

538 Steevy,

You are most decidedly not "idiot" I see "he's a mooslin" had to get his racist Calumny on....

"you hate Ray Ray he's an n bomb"

No he's a should be at least tried felon suspect.

I

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:09 PM (LRFds)

539 When I coached I would sit ANY player who dropped his head like that. Surefire way to break your neck.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2013 05:09 PM (jucos)

540 Now Flacco hitting those mid-range passes to open receivers I can believe.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 05:10 PM (g3wOT)

541 BAM!!!

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 20, 2013 05:10 PM (aUHCG)

542 I guess he wasn't down, or out.

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2013 05:10 PM (w3+gB)

543 I want Baltimore to win only because I will know my ahole brother in law in Boston will be having diarrhea and throwing things! Does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: Keena at January 20, 2013 05:10 PM (M5qgo)

544 so Rayenthal is getting a blood sacrifice for the next murder er game...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:10 PM (LRFds)

545 Flacco runs for 14 yards, then out of bounds. Brilliant!

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 05:10 PM (g3wOT)

546 I hate the Ravens, but the utter desolation at Foxboro is something I'm enjoying.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 20, 2013 05:10 PM (81ahw)

547 YEAH BABY

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:11 PM (8sCoq)

548 540 Truck monkey,

It's a good way to get hurt...

Hell using your lateral vision used to get you clotheslined if the person was blocking with their body from sight.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:11 PM (LRFds)

549

We're getting our asses kicked, no doubt about it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 05:12 PM (ZshNr)

550 Offaahh..wadda spanking !!  too bad so sad.

Posted by: grease monkey at January 20, 2013 05:12 PM (VSWPU)

551 the last ten minutes of a Columbo mystery is grsat entertainment

Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 05:12 PM (KeJAW)

552 So far it's a good day to be the away team.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 20, 2013 05:12 PM (X11b6)

553 544 keena,

no it makes you human.....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:12 PM (LRFds)

554 BOOM! It's awful quiet in that stadium all of a sudden....

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2013 05:12 PM (aH+zP)

555 I cannot wait for the new NFL QBs on Facebook.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 20, 2013 05:12 PM (Gk3SS)

556 539 Yeah,I knew that wasn't aimed at me.That guy is a troll who comes in here from time to time to accuse us of racism.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 05:12 PM (9XBK2)

557 552 soothsayer,

amen...of course my son is too impatient to get to the sweet spot.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:12 PM (LRFds)

558 That was a great pass from Flacco to Bolden, over the defender in the end zone. Great catch, too. Baltimore 28 New England 13 If Baltimore wins, then the Super Bowl might be an interesting matchup.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 05:13 PM (g3wOT)

559
I was going to make a joke about the Pats hiring Denvers D for the week, but thought well I guess the Ravens and Flacco are better than I thought.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2013 05:13 PM (p/cQy)

560 I hate both teams..but Brady can suck it.

Posted by: grease monkey at January 20, 2013 05:13 PM (VSWPU)

561 If I'm Harbaugh, I blitz Brady for the rest of the game- every play--- just like the Giants did

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:13 PM (8sCoq)

562 557 steevy,

He's a kilgore trout wannabe...

KT and I have a long and storied history going across three sites.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:13 PM (LRFds)

563 #556 alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. wrote, I cannot wait for the new NFL QBs on Facebook. Lol. Me too.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 05:13 PM (g3wOT)

564 I'm still hoping the patriots find a way

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 20, 2013 05:13 PM (FKQng)

565 If the current result holds I can't wait to hear what Mrs. Brady has to say.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 20, 2013 05:14 PM (X11b6)

566 Lol. Me too. Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 09:13 PM (g3wOT)


I'm hoping some variant of Taste me eliteocity crotch muppets shows up.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 20, 2013 05:14 PM (Gk3SS)

567 I wonder if those misses by Flacco on deep passes put the fear of Gawd into the N.E. defenders. Visions of TD passes over their heads may have pulled them deep, deep, deep, opening up the underneath.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 05:15 PM (g3wOT)

568 me = my sigh   brb getting more caffeine

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 20, 2013 05:15 PM (Gk3SS)

569 If BAL wins, Ray Lewis will probably burst into flames

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:15 PM (8sCoq)

570 I'll be rooting for the 49'ers.No way I want Lewis to go out with a SB win.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 05:15 PM (9XBK2)

571 566 I lurk, therefore I am,

You racist Americans hate me because I am latina. I hope you all die. Justin Bieber for 2028!

//Eva Braun Brady

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:15 PM (LRFds)

572 holy cow...the ravens suddenly lit a fire in their shorts and burned some rubber!

kind of happy but disappointed.  On the one hand I like how they are playing and...on the other hand i wanted to see Brady go to the superbowl.

Oh well, i guess I will go read that NYT article about how much Obama has suffered for us and how grateful we shoudl be while masterbating to Michelle Obama's new Wig-doo that all my female friends call the gorilla-flip. 

Google Silverback if you dont believe me.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 20, 2013 05:15 PM (+OTLF)

573 571 Steevy,

Me too Colin K is a good player and it'd be a nice story.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:16 PM (LRFds)

574
Pats have to get out of bounds on almost every play.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2013 05:16 PM (p/cQy)

575 So when a ball carrier is knocked unconscious, (temporarily), does the "down by contact" rule apply?

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2013 05:16 PM (w3+gB)

576 15 point lead with 10:39 to play. How will Baltimore defend now, prevent or pressure?

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 05:16 PM (g3wOT)

577 573 JeremiahGDW,

Yeah he has "probably sacrificed more in office than anyone."

Well except for you know JFK, Abe Lincoln etc etc that actually died in the commission of their fucking term.

I want Obama to live a long time because I don't plan on dying easy until I see him humiliated and his wealth destroyed which will probably never happen.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:17 PM (LRFds)

578 572 You racist Americans hate me because I am latina. I hope you all die. Justin Bieber for 2028! Honey, I'm glad Tom finally got a haircut.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 20, 2013 05:17 PM (X11b6)

579 576 So when a ball carrier is knocked unconscious, (temporarily), does the "down by contact" rule apply?

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2013 09:16 PM (w3+gB)


For a second i thought you were talking about the white house press corp or the journolistas at NYT/WAPO.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 20, 2013 05:18 PM (+OTLF)

580
So not over over I guess.  8 pt td and a 7 pt. td to tie.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2013 05:18 PM (p/cQy)

581 579 I lurk therefore I am,

I'm just happy his wife got her adam's apple shaved down.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:19 PM (LRFds)

582 15 point lead with 10:39 to play. How will Baltimore defend now, prevent or pressure? Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 09:16 PM (g3wOT) ----------------------------------------------------------- I HATE prevent defense. It prevents you from winning the game. I would blitz Brady on every single play.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2013 05:19 PM (jucos)

583 this game was over 15 minutes ago

Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 05:19 PM (xIzGn)

584 578 573 JeremiahGDW,

Yeah he has "probably sacrificed more in office than anyone."

Well except for you know JFK, Abe Lincoln etc etc that actually died in the commission of their fucking term.

I want Obama to live a long time because I don't plan on dying easy until I see him humiliated and his wealth destroyed which will probably never happen.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 09:17 PM (LRFds)


Really?


I would love for him to be partially eaten (just the legs and one scrawny arm) by a tiger shark the next time he is body surfing photo oping in Hawaii.  

Unfortunately fucking sharks eat a lot of stuff but they dont eat shit.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 20, 2013 05:20 PM (+OTLF)

585 Brady coulda run 4 it

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:20 PM (8sCoq)

586 Well that was ugly. Nice work Tom.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 05:20 PM (GEICT)

587 Fourth and four at the 20 of Balt. NE goes for it. Incomplete! Could have run for it and made it, right? And a horrible pass. That's up there with Peyton's interception in 2OT last week.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 05:21 PM (g3wOT)

588 BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 

Brady does "The Brady."

run, you idiot.  It's only 4 yards....

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 05:21 PM (gCa4h)

589 >this game was over 15 minutes ago


Yogi Berra quote!

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:21 PM (8sCoq)

590 Ballgame. Ray Rice can run out the clock.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2013 05:21 PM (jucos)

591
Brady looked like a pretty avg qb on that 4th down.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2013 05:21 PM (p/cQy)

592 586 Brady coulda run 4 it Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 09:20 PM (8sCoq) No way. He was hit right as he threw the ball.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 05:21 PM (GEICT)

593 Brady is as mobile as a statue.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 05:21 PM (9XBK2)

594 586 Jones in CO,

You think you're watching "football" I don't know what the last two seasons have been but it is not the game I grew up watching.

Manning and Elway made me sick, and i am a fan of Manning's.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:22 PM (LRFds)

595 589 BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Brady does "The Brady."

run, you idiot. It's only 4 yards....

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 09:21 PM (gCa4h)


Ok i am going to state the obvious....Tebow would have run.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 20, 2013 05:22 PM (+OTLF)

596 >>For a second i thought you were talking about the white house press corp or the journolistas at NYT/WAPO.

Let's just say, for the sake of argument, that I was referring to the corpse... 

What's the assessment?  Repercussions?  

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2013 05:22 PM (w3+gB)

597 Saweet

Posted by: grease monkey at January 20, 2013 05:22 PM (VSWPU)

598 Brady coulda run 4 it

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:22 PM (8sCoq)

599 OK kill the clock

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:22 PM (8sCoq)

600 I'll be rooting for the 49'ers.No way I want Lewis to go out with a SB win.

You obviously don't work for ESPN, NBC Sports or the NFL Network....

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 05:22 PM (gCa4h)

601 593 586 Brady coulda run 4 it Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 09:20 PM (8sCoq) No way. He was hit right as he threw the ball. Posted by: BCochran1981 From behind, and he stopped awkwardly to throw the bad pass. He'd have made three yard if he'd just kept running, and the tackle would have knocked him forward for two more.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 05:23 PM (g3wOT)

602 Bernard Pollard bringer of Patriot death, probably will never be allowed in Mass ever again.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 20, 2013 05:23 PM (NzBQO)

603 need some 1st downs

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:23 PM (8sCoq)

604 601 wiserbud,

or the NFL....

NFL Network has the league's office's hand up their ass.

I liked it a lot more when they played actual old games in the off season rather than blowing Ray Lewis for 6 months

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:24 PM (LRFds)

605 Columbo is now explaining to the murderer how she did it.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 05:25 PM (vuIm8)

606 From behind, and he stopped awkwardly to throw the bad pass. He'd have made three yard if he'd just kept running, and the tackle would have knocked him forward for two more. Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 09:23 PM (g3wOT) No he wasn't. I just rewound it and watched the replay. He got hit from the side and actually the guy was a little in front of Brady. He was toast. He doesn't even come close if he runs for it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 05:25 PM (GEICT)

607 Baltimore kindly stops the clock with incompletions on their way to three and out. WTF?

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 05:25 PM (g3wOT)

608 fuck not much of a punt

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:25 PM (8sCoq)

609 Wow way to not take any time off the clock Ravens, sheesh..

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 05:25 PM (EAAfY)

610 606 soothsayer,

He sees more with one eye than most cops see with two...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:25 PM (LRFds)

611 I am rootin for the ravens, because I hate the Patriots, and because Ray Rice is a good guy who quietly does good things in NY and NJ.  I'll root for him.  But after tonight I will root for the 49ers. 

Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 05:25 PM (Dnbau)

612 I assume that (once again, if the current result holds) the next two weeks will include daily analysis of the gloriousness of Ray Lewis and a detailed breakdown of all of Kaepernick's tattoos. (The two-week off time before the Super Bowl drives me crazy.)

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 20, 2013 05:26 PM (X11b6)

613 That was a bad drive. If they would have run Ray Rice 3 times they could have killed about 3 minutes of the clock. Bad play calling.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2013 05:26 PM (jucos)

614 > He got hit from the side and actually the guy was a little in front of Brady. He was toast. He doesn't even come close if he runs for it.

I know you insist on being right but it's 4 yds on 4th down in the AFC Championship and YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:26 PM (8sCoq)

615 615 Jones in CO,

Nah you play to make money....the fans are nuts.

//J Elway

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:27 PM (LRFds)

616 #607 BCochran1981 wrote, No he wasn't. I just rewound it and watched the replay. He got hit from the side and actually the guy was a little in front of Brady. He was toast. He doesn't even come close if he runs for it. You're bringing facts into a football argument? When I can't see the video to verify it? Okay, revoke my NFL fan card, but I'll accept that. I'll amend to "He'd have had a better chance running than throwing that silly pass."

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 05:27 PM (g3wOT)

617 I guess the idea was to not just kill clock but maybe get another score and put it away.Did neither of course.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 05:28 PM (9XBK2)

618 INT BABY

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:28 PM (8sCoq)

619 Go Niners!

Posted by: Keena at January 20, 2013 05:28 PM (M5qgo)

620 I know you insist on being right but it's 4 yds on 4th down in the AFC Championship and YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 09:26 PM (8sCoq) You play to win??? Holy fucking shit. I had no idea. My point was, and it's right, that he's not going to make the first down by running it. Not even close. So he tried to make a pass and it looked like he puked it out there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 05:28 PM (GEICT)

621 I put the game on and I don't understand football. I grew up with brothers, but it's the one game I never followed. I live near Boston, once I put it on the Patriots lost their lead. I'm going to turn in off now!

Posted by: CarolT at January 20, 2013 05:28 PM (z4WKX)

622 617 Looking Glass,


Fap Fap fap fap!

//Elmer Fudd excited by that wounded duck

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:28 PM (LRFds)

623 He got hit from the side and actually the guy was a little in front of
Brady. He was toast. He doesn't even come close if he runs for it.

If he had made a decision and ran, it would have been different.  But the coward doesn't want to get hit.

Doesn't matter now.

Nice pick, Tom.

Do "The Brady"

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 05:28 PM (gCa4h)

624 The brilliance of Baltimore's strategy becomes apparent. Brady's intercepted off of a high, high, wobbling pass. Three more incomplete passes by Baltimore, do you think?

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 05:29 PM (g3wOT)

625 inter-fucking-ception...suck it Belichek!!!

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 20, 2013 05:29 PM (c3tQX)

626
Wow, somebody paid their tribute to the gods of football, the ravens getting every break now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2013 05:29 PM (p/cQy)

627 622 CarolT,

Ma'am I may need to hire you for next season....

remind me ok?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:29 PM (LRFds)

628 You're bringing facts into a football argument? When I can't see the video to verify it? Okay, revoke my NFL fan card, but I'll accept that. I'll amend to "He'd have had a better chance running than throwing that silly pass." Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 09:27 PM (g3wOT) LMAO. It is so amended. And no need for revocation.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 05:29 PM (GEICT)

629 HAAAAAAA!!! Suck it, Brady!!!!

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 20, 2013 05:29 PM (celt+)

630 HE CAN'T THROW AND CATCH THE BALL AT THE SAME TIME, YOU FUCKERS!!!!!

Posted by: Giselle Brady at January 20, 2013 05:29 PM (gCa4h)

631 sven, the end of a Columbo mystery is like watching a maestro compose a symphony

Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 05:30 PM (wAng0)

632 623 617 Looking Glass, Fap Fap fap fap! //Elmer Fudd excited by that wounded duck Okay, I'll admit I laughed at that.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 05:30 PM (g3wOT)

633 631 Giselle Brady,

but your kid will be able to...


I loved you in "the boys from Brazil" darlin'

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:30 PM (LRFds)

634 > My point was, and it's right, that he's not going to make the first down by running it.


You can keep posting it but it won't make it true

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:31 PM (8sCoq)

635 FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP .. on Brady's face.

Posted by: grease monkey at January 20, 2013 05:31 PM (VSWPU)

636 Kinda cool though....Harbaugh vs Harbaugh Superbowl! I'm going with Harbaugh.

Posted by: Keena at January 20, 2013 05:31 PM (M5qgo)

637 633 Looking Glass,

sometimes I get lucky

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:31 PM (LRFds)

638 Holy crap.  I step away for a moment and it's friggin' over.

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2013 05:31 PM (w3+gB)

639 @632




The end of this game is like watching a hobo composting a syphyllitic.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 05:32 PM (ZshNr)

640 whoever designed the NFL beanies this year with the little ball on top should be fired.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 20, 2013 05:32 PM (NzBQO)

641 That's it, run it at the NE defense and see what they're made of! I don't really care for the most part, but it's better than 3x incompletions to stop the clock for NE. Seriously.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 05:33 PM (g3wOT)

642 make some more 1st downs boys

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:33 PM (8sCoq)

643 Well, fuck.  This is not the game I expected to see. 

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 20, 2013 05:33 PM (kpCLl)

644 637 You're really going out on a limb there.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 05:33 PM (M/TDA)

645 Ali?
WTF does that have to do with anything?

Can he coach?

Posted by: ontherocks at January 20, 2013 05:34 PM (aZ6ew)

646 Nice bit in the sidebar about FreeShit Army's voice of Ohio Rep Fudge....

hey bitch if we all quit working the machine falls the fuck apart they are lazy.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:34 PM (LRFds)

647 You can keep posting it but it won't make it true Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 09:31 PM (8sCoq) Watch the replay. Not. Even. Close.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 05:34 PM (GEICT)

648 Get ready for Reverend Ray to be all up in your grill for the next 2 weeks. Everyone should get well-versed in the facts of his case and remind people frequently.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 05:34 PM (ZshNr)

649 Turn out the lights............

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 20, 2013 05:34 PM (BVkEs)

650 boobirds are out at NE

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:34 PM (8sCoq)

651 #644 Peaches, Pats fan for life, wrote, Well, fuck. This is not the game I expected to see. I don't know about expectations, but I'm not surprised. A New England blowout wouldn't have surprised me (much), either. Sorry there wasn't another Houston team for the Patriots to play this week.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 05:35 PM (g3wOT)

652 Sorry Peaches, but it's exactly the game I expected to see. GO RAVENS!!!!

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2013 05:35 PM (aH+zP)

653 WHY YOU HATE MY HUSBAND WHO IS THE BEST FOOTBALL PLAYER OF ALL PLAYERS EVER!

HE WINS THE SUPER BOWLS WHEN HE HAS THE PLAYERS WHO ARE AS AMAZING AS HE IS!!!

Posted by: Giselle Brady at January 20, 2013 05:35 PM (gCa4h)

654 Yeah, running for first downs means the defense has given up.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 05:35 PM (g3wOT)

655 another 1st down

just keep matriculating the  ball down the field boys

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:35 PM (8sCoq)

656 649 LincolnTF,

Like I said on Obama's lies, "PRESENT!s" and such....

that rayenthal can be feted at all speaks to the deep illness in our society, in past eras the NFL would be afraid to try this con.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:35 PM (LRFds)

657 Nice to see so many people happy my dad's killer is going to the superbowl. At least Tom Brady didn't kill my dad.

Posted by: India Lollar at January 20, 2013 05:35 PM (hjRtO)

658 Well, CAC is stoned and on twitter. Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 05:35 PM (GEICT)

659 the "little ball" on top is called a pom-pom, dum dum

Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 05:36 PM (Fely/)

660 645 Knowing when to hold em and fold em and all that...

Posted by: Keena at January 20, 2013 05:36 PM (M5qgo)

661 I hate Ray Lewis, but I really fucking hate the Patriots.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 20, 2013 05:36 PM (celt+)

662 IT'S THAT STUPID GRONKLEWSKI'S FAULT, NOT TOM'S!!!!

Posted by: Giselle Brady at January 20, 2013 05:36 PM (gCa4h)

663 ooh that Tom's concerned face

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:36 PM (8sCoq)

664 644 Peaches,

as much glee as i get in mocking the annoited patriots, I am sorry you didn't get what you wanted.

The bright side is you have next season and I am certain you will be better than my beloved bolts.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:37 PM (LRFds)

665 Ugh. Miserable end to a fine season. Get ready for wall-to-wall Harbaugh-gasms from the gals at The View, and regular Reverend Ray Lewis sermons during your sportscasts. Le sigh...

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2013 05:37 PM (ZshNr)

666 654 WHY YOU HATE MY HUSBAND WHO IS THE BEST FOOTBALL PLAYER OF ALL PLAYERS EVER!

HE WINS THE SUPER BOWLS WHEN HE HAS THE PLAYERS WHO ARE AS AMAZING AS HE IS!!!

Posted by: Giselle Brady at January 20, 2013 09:35 PM (gCa4h)

 

Its a good thing you have a great body, from the neck up you are Sarah Jessica Parker aka horseface!

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 05:37 PM (EAAfY)

667 I hate Ray Lewis, but I really fucking hate the Patriots.

i imagine there are a lot of people out there who feel much the same way....

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 05:37 PM (gCa4h)

668 Didn't Rome talk about Brady's playoff record before the game? Started out 8-0, then 9-6 after that (soon to be 9-7). (From memory, probably wrong.)

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 05:37 PM (g3wOT)

669 665 Sven do you think our bolts have half a chance with the new guys?

Posted by: Keena at January 20, 2013 05:38 PM (M5qgo)

670 Murder is a man's business.  See you at the Victim's Bowl, biznitches.

Posted by: Ray-Ray Lewis at January 20, 2013 05:38 PM (w3+gB)

671 Turn out the liiiiiiiiiiiighhtss, the party's ovvvvvvvvvver...

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 20, 2013 05:38 PM (mHjlJ)

672 667 lou's a girl,

They could play in the WNBA....neiiiiigggghhh

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:38 PM (LRFds)

673 I think Ray Lewis wound up paying a settlement  to the dead guys families.Innocent people do that.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 05:38 PM (9XBK2)

674 ooh that Tom's concerned face

damn shame Tom won't be on the field to do The Brady at the end of the game.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 05:38 PM (gCa4h)

675 Pollard's going to have sex with Belicheck's wife now.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 20, 2013 05:38 PM (celt+)

676 668 I hate Ray Lewis, but I really fucking hate the Patriots. You'll understand of I have a different opinion.

Posted by: India Lollar at January 20, 2013 05:38 PM (hjRtO)

677 668 memememe

Posted by: Herpglerble at January 20, 2013 05:39 PM (QRoQU)

678 NE has no TOs

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:39 PM (8sCoq)

679 666 Lincolntf wrote, Ugh. Miserable end to a fine season. Get ready for wall-to-wall Harbaugh-gasms from the gals at The View, and regular Reverend Ray Lewis sermons during your sportscasts. Le sigh... Maybe for you. I'm unplugging my TV until football season next Fall. The SuperBowl will be seen offsite at a suitable party. Well, maybe watch ESPN for the post-game. But tomorrow that's it.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 05:39 PM (g3wOT)

680 Well, that really sucked donkey balls. Disappointed for my Pats...all you haters wish you could be in contention that much. Well done Ravens...played very well and tough. Deserved that one no doubt. Ready for Supharbaughbowl.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 20, 2013 05:39 PM (MUivq)

681 If it came down to the cheerleaders New England would walk away with it. I'm told by good authority that New England girls taste smooth like Cabot cheese. And Baltimore girls on the other hand, taste like ravens or Baltimore orioles. Luckily it does not come down the cheerleaders, though. Go, Baltimore! Screw the Pats!

Posted by: Cowboy at January 20, 2013 05:40 PM (vNrFq)

682 670 Keena,

It's hard telling, part of the problem is they took some of the gambles that helped turn the team around and didn't pan out.

I wish they'd of hired Martz just for Air Coryell nostalgia, but Whisenhunt got good play from Warner.

I think rivers needs to recheck his self-love and play hard and think better.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:40 PM (LRFds)

683 683 Yep rivers needs a tune up for sure...and I have a lotta love for him!

Posted by: Keena at January 20, 2013 05:41 PM (M5qgo)

684 or... maybe?

can we get The Brady tonight?

Please?

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 05:41 PM (gCa4h)

685 674 steevy,

Yeah damndest thing...he may be a thug motherfucker but he learned the proper lesson from OJ...

pay them and have a gag order.

It saves your career.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:41 PM (LRFds)

686 The Super Bowl or The Which Team Do I Dislike Less Bowl Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 05:41 PM (M/TDA)

687 Whatever CAC is up to, at least he isn't up to the shennanigans of a former Moron who's nic was both a sub-par Chevrolet product and a synonym for sport coat.  He who must not be named that isn't the Lizard King.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 20, 2013 05:41 PM (aozUR)

688 I hate Ray Lewis, but I really fucking hate the Patriots way more.

Posted by: grease monkey at January 20, 2013 05:41 PM (VSWPU)

689 Mary Katharine Ham ‏@mkhammer

Okay, that's funny. RT @justkarl: Scene: Bridget Moynihan, wearing a Ravens jersey, laughs hysterically.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:41 PM (8sCoq)

690 "all you haters wish you could be in contention that much. " You got me. I'll just have to cry into my memories of the Giants beating them twice in five years.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 20, 2013 05:41 PM (81ahw)

691 Well it's Niners all the way for me now.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 20, 2013 05:42 PM (5H6zj)

692 691 Paul Zummo,

Yeah....or as an '85 bears fan....heh hahahah

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:43 PM (LRFds)

693 Kaepernick is a nice religious boy who was adopted and loved by a nice couple from Wisconsin.  Thats your feel-good story.  Plus it will be a brother vs brother superbowl.  Awesome

Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 05:44 PM (Dnbau)

694 Who's that serial killer coaching the Patriots?

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 20, 2013 05:44 PM (BVkEs)

695 674 I think Ray Lewis wound up paying a settlement to the dead guys families.Innocent people do that. Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 09:38 PM (9XBK2) Without commenting on the implied in your statement, WTF country do you live in? It happens more often than trials. He'll I had an accident where I had 20 witnesses that I wasn't at fault, and the insurance company settled. 20 depositions saying I was blameless and they paid the guy off. It's madness.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2013 05:44 PM (aH+zP)

696 Yay Ravens!

Posted by: Bridget Moynahan at January 20, 2013 05:44 PM (fYbgn)

697 689 I hate Ray Lewis, but I really fucking hate the Patriots way more. You should examine your priorities. Ray Lewis killed somebody. It's not a joke or cute. The guy's a fucking evil thug who got off because he's good at a game.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 20, 2013 05:45 PM (hjRtO)

698 I've been a 9ers fan since the days of John Brodie.

So GO 9ERS!!!!!

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 20, 2013 05:45 PM (mHjlJ)

699 On the bright side, this means the Royal Rumble is only a week away.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 20, 2013 05:45 PM (81ahw)

700 While rooting for Ray Lewis's Ravens over Tom Brady's Patriots at Foxboro is like rooting for Stalin over Hitler at Berlin, I'm nonetheless tickled pink. Now if the Niners can stick it to Murderin' Ray-Ray, all will be right with the football world.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 20, 2013 05:45 PM (celt+)

701 Damn. if only Brady was 5'3".

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 20, 2013 05:45 PM (BVkEs)

702 very,very happy! Go Ravens. Thank you Ray Lewis. <3

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 20, 2013 05:45 PM (UOjzE)

703 Without commenting on the implied in your statement, WTF country do you live in? It happens more often than trials. He'll I had an accident where I had 20 witnesses that I wasn't at fault, and the insurance company settled. 20 depositions saying I was blameless and they paid the guy off. It's madness. Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2013 09:44 PM (aH+zP) Uhhhh, no. Private individuals don't pay out on wrongful death suits when they didn't have anything to do with a murder.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 05:45 PM (GEICT)

704 695 CraigPoe,

That's Billyvon Gacy

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:45 PM (LRFds)

705 @691 and the Giants made the playlets this year. I am sure you'll regale all of us now with the"If you don't win it all it don't matter" stuff...NFL is designed for parity...to be in as many super bowls and division championships in this era is pretty darn good. Just like Baltimore's run has been pretty good recently...just because this is first time they've gotten over the hump doesn't diminish their past five years. Buffalo Bills run of four straight super bowl appearances is pretty dam sporty too. Pity you can't seem to acknowledge these.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 20, 2013 05:46 PM (MUivq)

706 now for the best part: I turn on my local sports talkers and lusten to them whine! hahahahaha @ homers!

Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 05:46 PM (hNqVf)

707 At the most Ray Lewis is a murderer.  At the least, he was an accomplice after the fact who destroyed evidence and lied to investigators.  All the football in the world does not wash that away.

Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 05:46 PM (Dnbau)

708 The Patriots might have let this one get away, but they will never suck as bad as Sanchez and the Buttfumble.

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2013 05:46 PM (w3+gB)

709 Vince Wilfork never gets cold

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 20, 2013 05:46 PM (NzBQO)

710 unbelievable the Patriots were SHUT OUT in the 2nd half

DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:46 PM (8sCoq)

711 BALLGAME! SUCK IT HATERS, BALTIMORE IS BACK IN THE SHOW! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2013 05:46 PM (aH+zP)

712 Oh, great, like it didn't already suck hard enough.  Jeez!

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 20, 2013 05:46 PM (kpCLl)

713 And another pick to end things.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 20, 2013 05:46 PM (X11b6)

714 @697 lol. Thread winner

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 20, 2013 05:47 PM (MUivq)

715 698 Bevel L,

Just remember...Felons never leave the game and when they do life cathces up quick.

The NFL shield only lasts so long

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:47 PM (LRFds)

716 From a bitterly disappointed Patriots fan: Congratulations to Baltimore and the Ravens fans here. I look forward to an all-Harbaugh Super Bowl!

Posted by: Truman North at January 20, 2013 05:47 PM (I2LwF)

717 "You should examine your priorities. Ray Lewis killed somebody.

It's not a joke or cute. The guy's a fucking evil thug who got off because he's good at a game."
-------------------

My priorities are fine, thank you very much. It's a fucking football game, not the Last Judgment.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 20, 2013 05:47 PM (celt+)

718 I got no dog in this fight.

Posted by: toby928© channels his inner Vick at January 20, 2013 05:48 PM (QupBk)

719 708 At the most Ray Lewis is a murderer. At the least, he was an accomplice after the fact who destroyed evidence and lied to investigators. All the football in the world does not wash that away. People are so warped they think somehow the Patriots have done something that bad.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 20, 2013 05:48 PM (hjRtO)

720 728 Taro Tsujimoto,

I hear he babysits in the offseason.

"Now hiring!"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:49 PM (LRFds)

721 Heh heh  heh heh heh heh ..

Posted by: grease monkey at January 20, 2013 05:49 PM (VSWPU)

722 The only upside to the Ravens winning....NFL QBs on Facebook should be hysterical. The eliteness will reign.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 05:49 PM (GEICT)

723 @706 Methinks you are taking things a wee bit too seriously. That said - New England Patriots: still the longest championship drought in Boston. Suck on it.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 20, 2013 05:49 PM (81ahw)

724 And seriously, what a dog of a performance by the Pats offense

Posted by: Truman North at January 20, 2013 05:49 PM (I2LwF)

725 Crab cakes vs. Fruit cakes

Posted by: lincolntf at January 20, 2013 05:49 PM (ZshNr)

726 Commence the nauseating Reverend Ray show. Winners write history. Us loss have to choke on it.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 20, 2013 05:49 PM (MUivq)

727 Anybody here knows this Flacco guy the phone number?

Posted by: Giselle Bundchen at January 20, 2013 05:49 PM (C8mVl)

728

No one here is lionizing Lewis.  The press is doing that. 

 

omg, Lewis butt crack

Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 05:49 PM (Dnbau)

729 Endzone interception of Brady. The Patriots fell apart in the second half as badly as the Texans did last week. Sloppy, but at least some urgency. Switch to ESPN for SportsCenter which is showing...some NBA dunk?

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 05:49 PM (g3wOT)

730 DON'T FEEL SORRY for Brady- he gets to go home and fall on a Brazilian supermodel

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:49 PM (8sCoq)

731 Ray Lewis holy butt crack

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 20, 2013 05:49 PM (NzBQO)

732 BC, they do when they have money. There's an entire parasitical section of the legal profession that lives off of this. It's wrong, and evil,but it happens all the time.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2013 05:49 PM (aH+zP)

733 719 Toby 928th,

Steel on target!

Vick is more villified for dogfighting than Rayenthal for bloody shirts.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:49 PM (LRFds)

734 Bellicheat looks like a homeless dude coming off a two day bender.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2013 05:49 PM (jucos)

735 on to the Harbaugh Bowl

Posted by: grease monkey at January 20, 2013 05:50 PM (VSWPU)

736
The bro vs bro will be an interesting story.

 F ray lewis.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2013 05:50 PM (p/cQy)

737 HAR-BOWL BABY

Posted by: Karusky at January 20, 2013 05:50 PM (dO4L7)

738 Ray Lewis showing his plumbers crack and speaking in tongues?

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 20, 2013 05:50 PM (BVkEs)

739 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bfnsWtTmZI

Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 05:50 PM (gCa4h)

740 681 Well, that really sucked donkey balls. Disappointed for my Pats...all you haters wish you could be in contention that much. Well done Ravens...played very well and tough. Deserved that one no doubt. Ready for Supharbaughbowl.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 20, 2013 09:39 PM (MUivq)

 

Flacco played a great game, wish I could say I was sorry your team lost, but it would be a lie! And for the record, I will hate the cheater/patriots until the day I die!

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 05:50 PM (EAAfY)

741 >And seriously, what a dog of a performance by the Pats offense


BAL defense had something to do with it

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:50 PM (8sCoq)

742

I got no dog in this fight.

 

Me either.

Posted by: Michael Vick at January 20, 2013 05:50 PM (0WLla)

743 DON'T FEEL SORRY for Brady- he gets to go home and fall on a Brazilian supermodel

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 09:49 PM (8sCoq)


I've seen her face, I do feel bad for him.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 20, 2013 05:51 PM (NzBQO)

744 Congratulations to Baltimore and the Ravens fans here. I look forward to an all-Harbaugh Super Bowl!

Posted by: Truman North at January 20, 2013 09:47 PM (I2LwF)

Shut the fuck up. This is a shitty matchup

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 20, 2013 05:51 PM (FKQng)

745 where is the neurolizer?  I gotta get that sweaty butt crack out of my brain

Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 05:51 PM (Dnbau)

746 Ack, now I've seen Ray Lewis's buttcrack.  This day is not turning out well.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 20, 2013 05:51 PM (kpCLl)

747 My priorities are fine, thank you very much. It's a fucking football game, not the Last Judgment. Your priorities are fucked.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 20, 2013 05:51 PM (hjRtO)

748 4 ex-Pokes, no Tomasina Brady. Who cares who wins the SB??

Posted by: Herpglerble at January 20, 2013 05:51 PM (QRoQU)

749 Is Ray Lewis going through menopause or something?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 20, 2013 05:51 PM (hO8IJ)

750 The only upside to the Ravens winning....NFL QBs on Facebook should be hysterical. The eliteness will reign. Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 09:49 PM (GEICT)


All I want is this lamp.   And taste my eliteocity crotch muppets.   Just this lamp and this crotch muppeting. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 20, 2013 05:51 PM (Gk3SS)

751 trending on Twitter...


#HarBowl

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:51 PM (8sCoq)

752 Feh, missed the channeling of myself

Posted by: Michael Vick at January 20, 2013 05:51 PM (0WLla)

753 @724. You wee pathetic little man. Eat a bag of dicks

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 20, 2013 05:52 PM (MUivq)

754 744 Adam Smith's IMPH,

Hey you never know he may need to strip and revarnish a wooden floor.

Giselle come here darlin'

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:52 PM (LRFds)

755 We can't wait to take Ray's load to the face!  And Ray is such a god that even though its just him it will still be like one big bukkake fest!

Posted by: Mike and Mike in the Morning at January 20, 2013 05:52 PM (/YJYi)

756 It's only a football game B.

Posted by: grease monkey at January 20, 2013 05:52 PM (VSWPU)

757
2 home teams go down, another anomoly.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2013 05:52 PM (p/cQy)

758 "priorities. Ray Lewis killed somebody. " Yup. Just like Clinton was impeached over a blow job.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2013 05:53 PM (aH+zP)

759 It's wrong, and evil,but it happens all the time.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2013 09:49 PM (aH+zP)


And lawyers do it all the time.  Hmmmm...

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB (for the Children, of course) at January 20, 2013 05:53 PM (Cnqmv)

760 Both road teams win. Bank on it.

Posted by: CraigPoe, a little late at January 20, 2013 05:53 PM (BVkEs)

761 You know what is actually unbearable - people who barely watch sports boasting about their favorite team winning. I have a friend who didn't even watch the Ravens-Broncos game now getting all chesty on facebook.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 20, 2013 05:53 PM (81ahw)

762 759 Weiderdave,

yeah suborning perjury conspiracy to thwart the justice system....nah never happened.

Oh and my dad would like you to pay into his "I lost my house because I lied about a blowjob in 1975" fund.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:54 PM (LRFds)

763 the butt crack bowl

Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 05:54 PM (Dnbau)

764 DON'T FEEL SORRY for Brady- he gets to go home and fall on a Brazilian supermodel

TOM WOULD HAVE WON THIS GAME IF HE HAD BETTER PEOPLE TO CATCH HIS PERFECT THROWS!

TOM IS PERFECT!!  AND I AM BEAUTIFUL!!

GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE OR I WILL HIT YOU WITH A HOOF!!!

Posted by: GISELLE BRADY at January 20, 2013 05:54 PM (gCa4h)

765 In the end, the BAL  receivers came thru

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:54 PM (8sCoq)

766 And, the Bowl-winning coach will be from Toledo, Ohio. Bet on it.

Posted by: comatus at January 20, 2013 05:54 PM (qaVK+)

767 760 Hrothgar,

and we can ONLY be led by lawyers from the Ivy league.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:55 PM (LRFds)

768 That's the worst Pats one half (2nd) in a big game that I can remember.

21-0

That's really bad.

Having said that, I haven't seen one really good team in these playoffs.

The NFL product is slipping.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 20, 2013 05:55 PM (aZ6ew)

769 First offseason move by the Patriots should be to sign that Pollard guy. Enough of him absolutely destroying them - true patriot killer.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 20, 2013 05:55 PM (MUivq)

770 if he shows the crack, your team is whack!  Butt crack bowl 2013!!!!

Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 05:55 PM (Dnbau)

771 So what's it like to be the first Super Bowl coaches who have shared a bathtub?

Posted by: lincolntf at January 20, 2013 05:56 PM (ZshNr)

772 769 on the rocks,


Hello did you not hear me calling?

//1996

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:56 PM (LRFds)

773 So, who'll be the favorite in Vegas? I say EVEN.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 20, 2013 05:56 PM (BVkEs)

774 shared a uterous, just not at the same time

Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 05:57 PM (Dnbau)

775 Oh mai!!!:  http://tinyurl.com/a2gldlw  Shouldn'ta pissed him off i tink...

Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 05:57 PM (XDC0v)

776 >So, who'll be the favorite in Vegas? I say EVEN.


My money's on Harbaugh's team

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 05:57 PM (8sCoq)

777 And lawyers do it all the time. Hmmmm...
Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB (for the Children, of course) at January 20, 2013 09:53 PM (Cnqmv)


Objection.   There are no facts in evidence that I routinely help friends dispose of bodies.


Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to make a quick run to Wal-Mart for some lye and a shovel. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 20, 2013 05:57 PM (Gk3SS)

778 we can ONLY be led by lawyers from the Ivy league.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 09:55 PM (LRFds)



Yes, in a pinch always go with the smartest people in the room!

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB (for the Children, of course) at January 20, 2013 05:58 PM (Cnqmv)

779 778 AlexTheChick,

send BC1981 he's game.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 05:58 PM (LRFds)

780 GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE OR I WILL HIT YOU WITH A HOOF!!!

And here I always thought your husband was more into fucking goats.
http://aeryssports.com/the-foxhole/files/2012/08/tom-brady-goat1.jpg

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 20, 2013 05:59 PM (hO8IJ)

781 Having John Harbuagh's bro on otherside feels like a win-win. Even if we lose, it will be nice for the Harbaugh family.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 20, 2013 05:59 PM (UOjzE)

782 708 At the most Ray Lewis is a murderer. At the least, he was an accomplice after the fact who destroyed evidence and lied to investigators. All the football in the world does not wash that away.

Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 09:46 PM (Dnbau)

 

Well ,the rest of the team kinda deserves a little credit. Did not the whole Raven team step up and win this game? 

 

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 05:59 PM (EAAfY)

783
I keep telling you one of those coaching brothers is the captain on the Tuna.com.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2013 05:59 PM (p/cQy)

784 757 It's only a football game B. Murderers should be in jail. Failing that, they should be pariahs. Ray Lewis is neither. I don't watch Roman Polanski films either. I don't like horrible people being celebrated by society.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 20, 2013 05:59 PM (hjRtO)

785 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 20, 2013 09:57 PM (Gk3SS)

There is no evidence, because you are a "GOOD" lawyer!

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB (for the Children, of course) at January 20, 2013 06:00 PM (Cnqmv)

786 770 Ezra's Equal wrote, First offseason move by the Patriots should be to sign that Pollard guy. Enough of him absolutely destroying them - true patriot killer. Truth. I think that all four teams in the Conference Championships were pretty good, and they beat some decent teams last weekend. Belicheck's press conference on ESPN. Low and slow.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 06:00 PM (g3wOT)

787 How many turnovers in the second half by New England? And how many interceptions of Brady?

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 06:00 PM (g3wOT)

788 WE MET WHEN I WAS VERY YOUNG!

I WAS SO MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE THEN, DON'T YOU THINK???

Posted by: GISELLE BRADY at January 20, 2013 06:01 PM (gCa4h)

789 780 778 AlexTheChick, send BC1981 he's game. Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 09:58 PM (LRFds) Sure, but really, I'm more a fan of burning as far down as possible, then dumping what's left into the ocean/river/lake.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 06:01 PM (GEICT)

790 Lou's a girl, I was rooting for the Ravens.  I like Ray Rice, my son has his autograph and he is a good guy.  Ray Lewis, OTOH, is a thug

Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 06:01 PM (Dnbau)

791 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable fucktard

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 20, 2013 06:02 PM (+OTLF)

792 Ravens locker room very low key

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 06:02 PM (8sCoq)

793 785 bevel L,

I'm not watching the SB.

I don't reward evil or those who brook evil to their chest.

We *have* economic power we never use.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:02 PM (LRFds)

794 As is often the case in Championship games, the favored team plays not to lose, and often it doesn't work.

If you are a NE fan, this loss is unforgivable.  If you are a Niners fan, you barely dodged one by playing a team more inept than yours.  How do you  justify NOT letting Kaepernick run with the ball???

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2013 06:03 PM (BeSEI)

795 The Ravens deserved the win, they did a great job.  I just don't want to see Ray's asscrack again!

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 20, 2013 06:03 PM (kpCLl)

796 787 Looking Glass,

He's just getting himself ready for the facepaint

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:03 PM (LRFds)

797 I told you guys that G-d wanted the Ravens to win.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2013 06:04 PM (jucos)

798 Who is Ray Lewis, anyway? Singer of "The Streak"?

Posted by: Herpglerble at January 20, 2013 06:04 PM (QRoQU)

799 why did G-d want me to see Ray Lewis' butt crack?? Why???

Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 06:04 PM (Dnbau)

800 If I woke up tomorrow to a breaking scandal that the NFL is scripted, I wouldn't be surprised. Ray Lewis wrote it.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 20, 2013 06:05 PM (MPjT8)

801 WHY THE DAMN IS TOM CRYING??

THIS WAS NOT HIS FAULT!!

IT IS NEVER HIS FAULT!!

FOR EXAMPLE, IT IS HIS PARENTS FAULT HE HAS A SMALL PENIS!!

does anyone have Kaepernik's phone number?

Posted by: GISELLE BRADY at January 20, 2013 06:06 PM (gCa4h)

802 791 Lou's a girl, I was rooting for the Ravens. I like Ray Rice, my son has his autograph and he is a good guy. Ray Lewis, OTOH, is a thug

Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 10:01 PM (Dnbau)

 

I agree, completely. But the rest of that team played their ass off. I hope the media does not go crazy on the thug, but lets face it, they will.

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 06:06 PM (EAAfY)

803 801 -

Nah.  Belly Check scripted it.  He pitty patted his way down the field, and did nothing to deserve to win this game. 

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2013 06:07 PM (BeSEI)

804 803 Lou's a girl,

It is now their first and only reflex...no contrarian opinion in the cross talk just a choir.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:07 PM (LRFds)

805 again, no one here is worshipping Ray Lewis, the press is doing that

Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 06:08 PM (Dnbau)

806  If you are a Niners fan, you barely dodged one by playing a team more inept than yours. How do you justify NOT letting Kaepernick run with the ball???

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2013 10:03 PM (BeSEI)


Read option, if they keep giving you the running back option you take it.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 20, 2013 06:08 PM (NzBQO)

807 HA! Bellicheat refused the interview. What a pussy.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2013 06:09 PM (jucos)

808 As was the case last year, Flacco was consistently the best QB in the postseason. 

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2013 06:09 PM (BeSEI)

809 Brady threw the ball 54 times.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 20, 2013 06:09 PM (g3wOT)

810 808 Truck monkey,

Yeah...I mean I would too probably they are asshole vultures....but considering he is low class a lot on sportsmanship....

*sigh*

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:10 PM (LRFds)

811 763 759 Weiderdave,

yeah suborning perjury conspiracy to thwart the justice system....nah never happened.

Oh and my dad would like you to pay into his "I lost my house because I lied about a blowjob in 1975" fund.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 09:54 PM (LRFds)


I never can quite parse what you're saying, but I never said that Ray wasn't involved in a bad situation in Atlanta, nor do I deny that he did the wrong thong and lied to the cops. But that's a far cry from being a murderer, which he is not, and nobody every thought HE was. Bill Clinton got a blow job, but the reason he was impeached was perjury. Same thing here. Members of Ray's group (likely, they were acquitted) killed a man. Ray had the bad judgement to be with them, fled the scene and lied to the cops. But he didn't kill anyone, and not even Atlanta PD thinks he did. So all of the fools who mindlessly repeat variations on "Ray Lewis is a murderer" week after week in the football threads are just as accurate as the lib drones who claim Clinton was impeached over a blow job, and have just as much credibility.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2013 06:10 PM (aH+zP)

812 ONT up

Posted by: Steck at January 20, 2013 06:10 PM (RL7U1)

813 HA! Bellicheat refused the interview. What a pussy.

Where's the moron who doesn't understand why good people everywhere hate Belichick?  This is why.  No class.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 20, 2013 06:11 PM (hO8IJ)

814 805 803 Lou's a girl,

It is now their first and only reflex...no contrarian opinion in the cross talk just a choir.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 10:07 PM (LRFds)

 

Yep like the complete blowjob given to obama today, hes so pathetic, and they are worse. So over this pos!

Where the fuck was he when all those people were slaughtered the last couple days in the Sahara desert. We are truly fucked!

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 06:11 PM (EAAfY)

815 Gis gets no jizz tonight...

Posted by: Herpglerble at January 20, 2013 06:11 PM (QRoQU)

816 812 WeiderDave,

allow me to translate from the svenese....

"lied about a blowjob" yeah well guess what lots of people get lots of heat legally for lying about blowjobs...and oddly if you or I destroy evidence and play games with the law around a murder...we GO AWAY.

end of story

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:13 PM (LRFds)

817 HA! Bellicheat refused the interview. What a pussy.

look, of they won't let me prepare for a game the way we used to, just how are we expected to win?


Posted by: Bill Belichick at January 20, 2013 06:13 PM (gCa4h)

818 815 Lou's a girl,

The main point of the NYT piece and their trying to "Reagan" him is that they sincerely feel the opinion of the people is unworthy and they should manage the world.

It is dangerous, the world WILL get pissed off we *may* pay a price and we deserve it.

You cannot have our power level and engage in raw hubris while also not being seen as ruthless.

Giggles is a joke.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:14 PM (LRFds)

819 Ray Lewis blew Bill Clinton? Huh?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 20, 2013 06:16 PM (MPjT8)

820 820 USS Diversity,

I think you got it backwards.

Bill Clinton lied about blowing Ray Lewis.

He was auditioning for Costas' job.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:19 PM (LRFds)

821 Giggles is a joke.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 10:14 PM (LRFds)

 

Thats his new name. Perfect

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 06:21 PM (EAAfY)

822 Sven, before I call you a name, I need to know-do you have brain damage? Seriously, your posts read like you do, and I wouldn't want to insult you if your posting style is due to a disability.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2013 06:22 PM (aH+zP)

823 823 Weiderdave,

Yup absolutely.  I am only capable of thinking, speaking, and making points like I do in my cryptic in joke shorthand.  The point was indecipherable, and you will wow me now with an insult so awe-inspiring I will quake and the HQ will be torn asunder.

*or*

I'll shrug, but will you see me shrug?

Fire away

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:25 PM (LRFds)

824 The patriot cheerleaders have better uniforms, more sparkle and look more militaristic.

The ravens cheerleaders look like they rolled out of bed, put their boyfriend's t-shirts on, are more racially diverse and more lacking in precision.

Based purely on the way things are going - The ravens should've won and they did.

The only one I'm glad for is Ray Lewis.

Posted by: bayrunner at January 20, 2013 06:52 PM (7Fmw0)

825 #31Meh, I'll be glad when we rid ourselves of this "diversity" idiocy and return to whoever is the best at what they do.Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 20, 2013 06:18 PM (yiIja)


That will only happen when we all turn green through DNA tweaking. Thank Heaven I won't be around for that Apple applet although it might be interesting. Meritocracy? Then they'd have to figure out something for idiots to level the playing field - like touch football.

Posted by: bayrunner at January 20, 2013 07:05 PM (7Fmw0)

826 Was thinking the eldest Harbaugh brother would win. Thought it was Jim. John is the older brother. Not by much. Ravens.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 20, 2013 07:19 PM (BVkEs)

827 Yeah, talkin' 'bout the Super Bowl. The Harbaugh Boys. Get ready for the hype. And love it.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 20, 2013 07:29 PM (BVkEs)

828 824 823 Weiderdave,

Yup absolutely. I am only capable of thinking, speaking, and making points like I do in my cryptic in joke shorthand. The point was indecipherable, and you will wow me now with an insult so awe-inspiring I will quake and the HQ will be torn asunder.

*or*

I'll shrug, but will you see me shrug?

Fire away

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 10:25 PM (LRFds)


---


Geese, ((yes, geese)) you were so close to being called a poopoo head. Lucky you.



Posted by: CraigPoe at January 20, 2013 07:34 PM (BVkEs)

829 To everyone bitching about Ray Lewis... you know what happened to the two guys he was with at the nightclub (not the two dead ones, the two also charged for the murders) that went to trial?  They were acquitted on grounds of self defense.  So, while prosecution-hungry DA couldn't get anything on Lewis, the murders did stick on those no-name guys, but even they were declared innocent after a trial.  Do some research. 

Posted by: shillelagh at January 20, 2013 08:11 PM (cA8xE)

830  Posted by: shillelagh at January 21, 2013 12:11 AM (cA8xE)

---

Thanks for clearing the whole convoluted mess up, I think.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 20, 2013 08:27 PM (BVkEs)

831 MORONETTES: check out the Tim Tebow Workout session linkie that pops up in the window after the Sanchez Youtube fumble above.

Holy crap, whatta man.

Posted by: beverly at January 20, 2013 08:46 PM (hRy8b)

832 Not joining in the Ray Lewis lovefest?   What do you have against murderers, you damn racist you?  


Posted by: Buck Bradley at January 21, 2013 07:00 AM (PDRXW)

Hide Comments | Add Comment | Refresh | Top

Comments are disabled. Post is locked.
418kb generated in CPU 0.1041, elapsed 0.3602 seconds.
64 queries taking 0.2636 seconds, 960 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.

Support





Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!


Contact

Change the At to "@" and the DOT to "."




Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
Support


Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!


Search Thingy



Archives

Monthly Traffic

  • Pages: 194014
  • Files: 1861
  • Bytes: 6.0G
  • CPU Time: 194:56
  • Queries: 5821746

Content

  • Posts: 22824
  • Comments: 5930392

Feeds


RSS 2.0 Atom 1.0